
Nightcap Best Of - Part 2: Unc & Ocho get Funny Marco to BREAK CHARACTER
Shannon Sharpe and Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson are joined by comedian Funny Marco for inane laughs and jokes!
04:45 - Funny Marco, Unc, and Ocho share some laughs
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Go ahead on big dog. Yeah, you know how it go.
Overlooking, I mean, is that the hustle behind you? Nah, I don't know what it is. It's $20,000 a month, though.
Oh, Lord. Yeah.
Hey, hold on, hold on. I'm in New York.
I'm in my condo. I'm in New York.
Oh, okay. How much you said it is a month? 20 what? 20,000.
I'm in New York I'm in my condo I'm in New York Oh, okay
How much you said it is a month?
20 what?
20,000
I mean, it comes with our furniture and stuff
That's a backdrop
That's probably the green screen
Nah, it ain't
Nah, it ain't no green screen
Can I answer your question?
Hey, get up and walk back
Get up there and walk back
I don't walk around in my apartment like that
Okay, that's what I thought
It's green
Yeah, I don't want to
If somebody break in my house
You feel me?
I just
Thank you. Question get up and walk back to get up there walk back.
I don't walk around in my apartment like that. Oh good I thought is green.
I don't wanna use my break in my house. You got like you feel me? I just How'd you be so I go break in your house if you paid $20,000 a month for a place in New York that got they got guard I'm saying I'm dead because I got two of them.
So it's 10,000 a month So I'm just like 20. I just sum it up.
What should be you got to okay?. No, my mama live next door.
What's funny? Hey, hey, hey, hey, what can I? What a hundred dollars that you owe. What's up? Oh, Sean.
What's up? What's up? I'm not good. I don't know.
Man, we're the same age. Why are you saying why you ain you're the same age? Why you ain't never asked him that? Why you calling him a monk? Why you ignoring me? Where's the $100 you owe me? You don't need it? Marco, I don't want to listen.
I don't want to have to put no hands on you, boy. All I got to do is call Harrison.
Don't let me get Harrison on. Who? You know who I'm talking about? What's the name? Andy Harrison.
What's his name? James Harrison. Yeah.
Who was about to? And you just sit there and let him watch. You didn't do nothing.
You were smiling the whole time. You knew you were.
I'm the promoter. No, but I'm saying you did.
You seen he was scared and you just watched it go back and forth. No, Ocho ain't scared.
You see who was scared?
He a big dude.
I don't care about nobody being big, man.
Listen, you'll see. Hold on.
Stay with me real quick.
You'll see when we fight Super Bowl week, we'll see who's scared.
You ain't be scared to get beat up.
Get beat up?
No, you scared to lose?
I wouldn't fight him.
Why?
I protect myself. You see where I live? I live't fight them.
Why? What you scared of? I protect myself.
You see where I live?
I live in good environments.
I work hard for myself.
I work hard too.
But you can't just let people, because they big, you're not supposed to be scared of them.
You got to stand up for yourself.
I'm cussing none, do you?
What you going to say?
You scared as hell?
No, I'm just saying.
I don't do that cussing shit.
It's cool.
I'm just saying, you know, I don't do that cussing shit.
It's cool.
Man, Mark, let me ask you this.
Were you funny growing up or did you stumble into comedy?
Were you a class clown or did you prank people?
How did you stumble?
How did you come into this role that you are now?
Well, in school, well, I'm dyslexic. So, um.
Wait, you what?
You what?
I'm dyslexic.
I'm a struggle. You got to wear a word like Ocho
What's funny
Hey you can spell that
I'm not
Okay so you dyslexic
And then what happened
I was just struggling in school
You know once people pick on you for not being able to read a spell you got to find your way to get out of it so i used to just try to find a humor uh you know here i ever heard of popcorn reading uh-uh popcorn reading is where you like read and somebody pick you to read so like i used to
give me to read so like a lot of people used to pick on me and pick so did you did you great did you get a diploma did you get a certificate participation award so what happened yeah it was what it was five students in the classroom and a dog two teachers miss collins Well we all here to speak our truth for what
Yeah for sure
Go ahead my bad two teachers, Ms. Collins.
Well, we all here to speak our truth
for what? Yeah, for sure.
I know. Go ahead.
My bad.
My bad. I'm just saying
what school did you, did y'all all graduate? Did y'all
all go to like school? How many people was in your classroom?
Yeah.
I mean, I was in a full class.
What's a full class?
42 students.
But I changed class for every period. How do your teachers focus on you with 42 students? I mean, it's a professor.
That's what happened at the university. We have four students in our classroom because we can get the teachers focused on the main people.
Did you stay in that same classroom the whole day or did you change classes at any point in time during the day? stayed in the same classroom we had two teachers so they wrote interesting why you say that well i mean normally i mean most most when you say normally what do you mean by that because i like normally most students they change classes unless you know there are some deficiencies what does that mean i don't know what that word mean that means that you know you're deficient in certain things and they don't want you to get lost between changing glasses so they just keep they just keep you let me ask you a question did the teacher meet you will the school bus pull up? Did the teacher meet you there and walk you to class and then walk you back to the school bus? Well, on the bus, I was the only one that rode my bus. Oh, damn.
I stayed in Cloverleaf Apartments in Kansas City. And that's because I lived in a project.
So I was, I got selected to go to that school.
That's what my mama told me.
I was selected.
How many recesses and how many lunches did you have in a day?
We had one and then we had a dog walk.
Dog walk is where you get to walk the dog.
Oh, okay.
So what was, no, at home, not in, not in school.
Oh.
What was your favorite subject? Lunch?
Nap time?
I mean, you know know school was just you know it was fine I graduated you did? yeah with a diploma or certificate it was both it was in a plastic it was a plastic it, what's that called? Lemonated. It was laminated.
Oh. But you know you have to have it laminated.
They don't hand it to you laminated. No, they hand it laminated with us.
And you open it up. And they say, congratulations, Marco Summers.
You have completed high school diploma. Oh, that's dope.
Oh, you ain't go to college? No, I ain't go. No, college.
You know, college ain't for everybody. Right.
You know what? That's a fact. The fact that you've been able to.
I know y'all only went to college because y'all was good at sports. Everybody on here.
Let's be real. Everybody on here ain't that smart.
Well, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's a fact. This is my plan B.
I can read. That one thing, especially I got, I can read a Harry Potter book in a day.
So that's one thing that I am good at.
A Harry Potter book? In a day.
So that's one thing a lot of people, I am good at reading.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
I have a question.
How did you go from trolling in Walmart to interviewing rappers and celebrities on couches?
Like that's tremendous.
For someone that didn't go to college, for someone that didn't go to college.
Okay, okay. Okay, you ain't going to add all all that like i know okay my bad my bad okay i'm just how did you go from i mean i i believe uh because at covet time it was like the city was shut down so i was out and i got you know i was interviewing people on the streets like you know right and i was like always pay them for their advice like how did they feel about covid so i was the only one working during covid like tom still doing you know so that was uh one big thing so and then you know with me being able to talk to like people out on the streets it was just like opening the door that i was good at communication so and then uh you know just getting a chance to talk to a few underground rappers and it start going up and up you know and there you go see i like that i like that you just said that twenty thousand dollars a month this condo i worked hard for at what moment at what moment or what celebrity was your breakthrough where it was like you know what what i have going on and what i'm doing right now just might be bigger than just internet funny where it's where it's taking off to the point where you can afford a twenty thousand dollar a month condo yeah the one i'm in right now right yeah yeah yeah all right uh well talking and getting to sit down with nikki minaj that kind of like open oh that took that that blew it was a little scared you know like she's a good part i was just scared you know i'm talking to her but hold up nikki menard sit down with you and she won't sit down with me shannon you know how you are it's kind of hard sitting down with you you know how you are when you sit down because you say you you warm people up and then you just like you you you hit them with it like and then you act like oh i already know it so like one.
No, but you're really good at manipulating the situation, which you're great at what you do, right? Because everybody loves you for it. Everybody watches interviews, but you're really good at willing somebody in.
You could be a detective on the show. If 50 Cent is watching this, he need to put you on fire as a cop.
It would be really good. I like that.
I like that. Hey, listen, bro your interviews like that real live interview that you got on what's that you wearing that is is it real yeah it's real what i'm saying let me see the tag uh i know where you got that from no i know yeah louitton and Bell Harbor.
What about you? But you save money, though. It's not because you cheat.
You know how to save money. Listen, I don't think you understand.
It's 2025, and I'm in a season of Ocho this year. I'm spending all year long.
Okay. Well, why you ain't paying on kids money? Yeah, that's a, that's a good question.
Why you ain't paying my $100? I know you owe him $5,000. Why you ain't paying him? But you owe me $100.
Let me get my $100. Okay, well, you ain't talking.
That's little money. It ain't little money.
It's depressable. Well, like I said, you need to go ahead and get your money.
So that's what we need to talk about. Okay, how about we do this? Will you pay me my $100? I'll i pay on his money don't put me in the midst of that fire yeah i mean i don't think that really has anything to do with it don't you one should not have anything to do with the other listen the fact that i didn't even know he was coming on here but he owed me money and i ain't seen him since i let him you know what i've never seen a bald-headed homeless person y'all do really good for y'all community
no i'm just saying no i said i never say like all bald head men do really good we can't yeah shannon have you ever seen a bad bald head do black like going back oh okay i see what you mean like every dude michael jordan everybody that's bald-headed or is always like they good Yeah, Steve Harvey.
Okay, yeah, you're right, okay. I'm just trying to make a joke.
I'm just saying everybody that's bald-headed, they ain't got shit to worry about. They just stressed out their head.
The Williams brothers? Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
Hey, are you married? No, no. You know, I want to get married, but I see like, it just seemed like it's a lot of papers to read and stuff.
I'm really a reading type of dude yeah but but but hold on did you just have didn't you just have a little one yeah i did yeah but me that was you know you know how that goes you know no tell me wait you have a baby you know how that goes why are we wait you're not you're not a virgin i ain't a virgin why they saying that? I'm a shit, because I don't be speaking on shit, you know? Okay, I mean... I mean, I need to go live so they know I'll be doing my thing, you know? There you go, there you go, Marcos.
That was uncalled for. That was a low blow, bro.
Well, I'm just saying, no, it ain't nothing to do with you. I'm talking to him.
No, you talking about me? I mean, if the the shoe fit, nowhere. We were getting where we couldn't pay the bill.
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Hey, congratulations though. You got a little
girl, a little boy.
Both.
Oh, you got two.
You know, I just, genders. You can't just,
I'm going to let her decide or him, whatever. I'm going to let them decide.
Okay. Hey, I want to interview Bobby.
Can you make that happen? I definitely can, but don't start no shit. You feel me? How am I going to start? I'm just saying, you know what you do.
Look at your shirt, the Joker. Like, you know who you are.
You wear your, like, it's all in your face.
Who is Bobby?
Bobby Autoff.
Yes.
Oh, ain't you and Bobby dating? No, no.
No, don't do that.
I'm just saying, I saw the chemistry.
The chemistry y'all had together.
No, we don't date.
That's a friend.
She's a friend of mine.
But I feel like that.
I saw the chemistry.
I know what friend mean.
What kind of friend? What are we talking about? Look look who's talking because are you in a relationship or not yes me yeah my girl right here okay we're respect yeah yeah i didn't know i'm trying to figure out what you getting at talking about i'm like a detective say i ask a question and i'll be surprised. I don't know what they're going to say.
You'll be surprised.
Like when you interview people,
are you not surprised at some of the answers that they say?
But the clickbait, I feel like people,
you're really good at throwing somebody missed into it.
Like you would just ask some shit about somebody that has nothing to do.
You'd be like, you know what I'm saying?
I'm just a prime example.
You'd be like, I was about to say something, but somebody can clip it and then it's it's not. I mean, if I'm asking, let's just say for the sake of argument, let's just say I'm sitting down and I'm talking to Michael Jordan.
Okay, let's say this. Can I give you a example? All right, let's throw Fat Joe in there.
This hypothetically, hypothetically speaking, right? Yes. We use a Fat Joe, which is this is off of not real.
You like when you sit down talking to Lil down talking to little kim you're like so what do you think about fat joe herpes do you feel like he should do something about it and then fat joe caught a stray you're giving people strays and and then it'll get clipped fat joe's herpes get talked about him and then fat joe's like what's going on why am i getting tagged in it no i ask i say' Kim, what is Fat Joe like? What was it like to be in the studio with Fat Joe? What was it like to be around Puffy or Biggie? Rest his soul. No, no, no.
That's one question. No, you don't do that.
You have a specific topic, which you're good with. That's why you have a very successful podcast, because you know how to clip people, because you talk about Fat Joe herpes you say fat Joe herpes real quick no fat Joe was good fat Joe was good fat Joe was unbelievable nobody he talked yeah I asked fat Joe questions he answered the question he talked about his all his son uh his special needs son yeah but I'm just no we just don't know we're not talking about on that interview I up there, right? No, but I'm saying, but see, that last part that you said was going to get clicks, that Sheldon Sharp said this about Fat Joe.
He said what about Fat Joe? That you said what you said about Fat Joe. I don't know what I said.
Can you say it? What people try to get, what people say is that I ask a question. Yes, I ask the questions, but I don't know the answers to the questions.
That's what I'm asking. I ask questions that that i think that people if my fans that are watching or listening if they were in those shoes they would ask those very questions no no nothing that's it chad do you agree i mean i i kind of i kind of agree the point of having certain interviews um or to ask the questions that people want to know the answers to.
And probably if they were in unkshoes,
those are the questions that they would ask,
knowing that that's what the people want to get.
Which, no, they're not bad questions.
They're good questions because they're very successful.
But some people feel like they caught a stray.
So, for instance, if somebody's trying to get out of that situation,
you would bring it back up.
Like, damn, that's what it is.
So that's where some people are like, damn, he brought it back up.
So that's where things can get, like, tricky.
What about you sharing DMs? You bringing that up? Somebody called him straight. Somebody text you something in confidentiality and you showing that.
What about that? What did that say? Who was that? That DM right here. It says, why is Marco the sexiest person on this live? Thank you.
No, no, no. That's not what that DM say.
Who was that from? Why is funny Marco so good looking? Thank y'all. I'm reading the comments.
Marco is so beautiful. Hey, chat.
Read that DM. I'm asking a question though.
Honestly, if we all went out publicly and we was all single, do y'all feel like we take the money and fame away? Who look better on here?
Let's be real.
I mean, like, honestly, like, for real?
Scale of one to ten.
Scale of one to ten.
What you rate yourself?
Scale of one to ten.
Be honest.
I'm going to give my play on me on it.
You're a 9.8 on what scale?
A 20?
No, one through ten, right?
Oh, no, Marco.
Oh, no. I was talking about a scale of one to ten, Marco.
I just got was about a scale like let's take away the muscles what day oh all right where you will put me on a vip I mean hey no I'm Marco scale of one to ten which rate yourself I mean okay all right 7.5 7.5 I mean, before, with a haircut or after a haircut? I mean, you know, who's asking? You? Nah, I ain't asking. You're not my type.
Listen, I mean, life is all about confidence. I'm just saying you're not my type.
Let's get that out the way. What are you trying to say? I just, you're not my type.
But here but here's the thing if we all went out everybody knows who each of us are but let's say let's take away the fame let's take it away like oh no hold on let me get this right we're gonna take away the fame and we're gonna walk down the street as is I'm as muscular as I am now my personality is the same the only thing you take away is the fame. But your people skills are not good.
Man, please. You just said I get people to open up.
Okay, you do, but it's because people are scared of you. You are aggressive.
Look at that. You see, you talk with them.
You are aggressive. Like, I will be scared.
Like, see, the only thing that saves you is you have a beautiful smile. Let's talk about it.
But if you didn't have that, you are aggressive. Well, cutting my head off too no it ain't that like you're looking at chad okay chad bald-headed some women like bald-headed people you know what i'm saying well all women all women all women and listen my personality wins but you just look like you know how to tell women what they want to hear so people are going to begin as a cat person Again you just have you know how to work You know how to talk You know how to communicate Well you got a kid so you know how to do something I mean yeah but again I just know how to DM And you be posting it People be catching straight They talking to you in confidentiality You posting their DM Who is the DM I the DM? I still don't know.
Who is the DM? I still don't know. We're going to talk about it.
Hey, you know what? I wanted to ask you something, too. You've had Offset, G.
Herbo, Boosie. I mean, stars like Lala on the couch.
Shout out to Lala. Who's your dream interview that you've yet to do? I say, and I think, okay, I think Chris Tucker will be dope.
Dave Chappelle. Ooh.
Okay, you got Chris Tucker? I have. He's one of my first ones.
But I knew Tuck, so. What about Dave Chappelle? Why you ain't got Dave Chappelle yet? Because he don't want to catch a straight? Nah.
I'm going to have have him on the show eventually i will that's a good one i got i got a list i got a list of people i got like five
people that i think in 2025. let me ask you a question if you could interview michael jackson
what was something that you could ask him right now like live what would you ask michael jackson
what would i ask michael that's a good that's a good one there boy probably why wasn't thriller enough break that down because he drove himself crazy trying to replicate thriller because thriller you have to understand that was haley's comet Most people only see one haley's comment he had thriller a hundred you know at the time 35 million hard copies sold but everything that came after that even though it was doing diamond which is 10 how many artists now you know the music industry how many artists now would kill to have a diamond album? Hard copies. He had it.
Bad was a diamond. Dangerous.
But it wasn't Thriller. And so he made himself, you know, it's like a pitcher throwing a perfect game.
And then he's like, he has one hitter, he has two hitters, he has the ERA, but he's like, it's like a pitcher throwing a perfect game and then he's like he has one hitter he has two hitters he has the era but he's like it's not a perfect game he still might just because he didn't replicate thriller again did anybody think less of him right i mean prince do you think less of prince because can we compare this in, like, let's say, let's take this in football terms, like getting a football ring. Like, let's say Patrick Mahomes is Michael Jackson.
He wants more. Yes.
But here's the thing. No, you have to take it as an individual.
So let's just say for the sake of argument, he goes to the Super Bowl, he wins, and he throws for 300 yards. Now, two subo he throws 450 and he's like oh my gosh right those are great performances they're one they're in the biggest stage so i'm look i i knew i you know off the wall i think you know as far as like musically me personally i like off the wall better than
not commercially thrill is the biggest album commercially but you go back and look at michael's off the wall right it's a masterpiece but that's not what he thought so another thing i feel like you the only person on that can get 57 job rule to sit down. Could you make that happen?
No, I'm going to say,
I really feel like you can sit them two down and also Bow Wow and Little Romeo
because people feel like it was beef between them two.
If you can get them two to sit down,
that would be huge.
I don't think there's beef between.
I think the thing is, look,
the natural comparison.
They were young teenage guys.
But we need to hear them talk.
But that's the thing
because you get them two down
and talk to them
to get the history behind that.
I can try.
I'm working on another beef that I'm trying to patch up.
Who is that?
I ain't telling.
Hey, Marco, if you had the opportunity to host something like SNL,
would you do it?
You got to read a Charlie Pompter
and reading is not mine.
Phenomenal.
And not your strong suit.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
I ain't do nothing.
You can't read?
I can read.
I told you I can read a Harry Potter book in a day.
So I read what I want to read.
You feel me? What I'm into.
So you can't read a teleprompter?
They just got to slow it down.
How slow we talking?
Me just as in skill as in school.
No, I mean, how slow
does the teleprompter need to do for you to be able to be on SNL probably about like 3.5 I just made that up yeah cause normally it's like 28 30, 33 something like that yeah do you feel like you would be able to? Would you take the BET Awards if they told you to host it? Maybe. What do you mean, maybe? See, a lot of times, Ocho, I look at stuff as lifelong goals for me.
That's never, being a host of something like that, SNL, BET, that ain't never been. No, no, no.
We're talking about BET. BET said we want you to host these, the hip hop awards.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on, hold on.
Me, Unc, and Ocho, the host, the hip hop awards. Oh, no, no, I'm not you.
Unc, Chas. If they ask you to host the BET awards, hip hop awards, do you feel like that's something that you do where it's kind of like some jobs ain't for everybody? Yeah i'm not i'm not like hip-hop though that's what i'm saying so you feel like you have to be like understand everything you know yeah right that's why that's why we would do it together it would be perfect but you're not hip-hop either you wouldn't consider like as an nfl hip-hop player let's's talk about it you're more of a pop you that you weren't even born you weren't even born when I was playing you're not a hip hop type of person you don't like you're not hip hop don't nobody think of hip hop and think of Chad like oh Chad you're not hip hop right hold on hold on when you think of me as a football player what do you think i can like some you know i'm saying like salsa dancing like i can see you just more relaxed like you want to be scarface smoke the cigar like more calm like you're a comp but like you like you're not you're not with you know what i'm saying like listen when i when i think of when i think of hip right? When I think our culture, like, I was future before future.
Does that make sense? Yeah. Now, I'm just older now.
Let's say this. Okay.
All right, Unk. When you think of hip-hop, name three artists.
Hip-hop. That's overall.
That's part of hip-hop. Go at it, Unk.
Like Drake, Kendrick. No, no, no, no no we're talking about your time what's really with you
what oh but oh two are you 72 72 right okay you know i came i came up and i came up in the era i came up uh rock him krs1 ll cool j Daddy Kane. I came up in that era.
Exactly.
Okay, so Chad, name hip-hop. Three artists, when you say
hip-hop.
See, that's
what I'm saying. It's not in you.
I'm saying my time, right?
You knew what I asked you.
You're not hip-hop.
What time?
What era?
What introduced you as a kid going through middle school? What is hop to you who introduced you to hip hop see that's what I'm saying Trick Daddy man let me finish man Trick Daddy I'm from Miami Trick Daddy Trina and Ross do you, how you went and you went through it? Like, he went through...
He went from New York.
He hit two...
You just said when I was in middle school.
I just told you when I was in middle school.
I get it.
You talking about where you're from.
Like, hip-hop is worldwide.
Again, like, he went from KRS.
So in middle school...
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on.
When you was in middle school, you were listening to hip-hop worldwide?
Yes, I was listening to worldwide. Snoop Dogg.
Let's say Snoop Dogg introduced like I grew up on him. Right.
Yeah. Yeah.
I know. Pat Pat.
Could you know what? Well, actually, it's the Sugar Hill Gang in 1979. And that really kind of jumped it off.
And then you had, you know, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. You had KR was one.
You had rock him. And then you had the NWA.
You had the Public Enemies. You had the LL Cool J made it cool.
LL Cool J was a cool rapper. He could talk about getting the ladies and seducing the ladies.
And he wasn't always talking about smashing and smoking weed and drinking lean. LL made it cool.
LL was a cool rapper. He made it fun.
Right. So, yeah.
But let me tell you what. The ESPs.
O'Shea, okay, if ESPN reached out and asked you about now, now you're talking about something that Ong can get his teeth into. Hold on.
Now, when you talk about them calling you, now you're going to suggest I do it with you or you're going to do it by yourself? Ocho, I was just playing. I don't to do it by yourself or with him? The world is watching.
What are you going to do? Yeah, what you going to do? I'm not. Look, guys, see, those things interest you, Ocho.
Those don't interest me. No, listen, are you going to answer a question? You just said to ask me, we speak a hypothetical.
What are we gonna do?
Yeah, you come on, Joe.
Yeah, that's not... Me, I really only do things that I'm passionate about, Marco.
If anybody that knows Shannon, that's why I'm normally successful at the things that I do.
Because I'm really passionate about doing it.
And if I'm not passionate about it, I don't do it.
I don't have a whole lot of hobbies. Because there's not a whole lot of things.
I'm passionate about Can you get Eminem on your podcast? Can you talk to him like that will be big? A lot of people I could talk to would be big. Yeah.
Hey Marco. I want you interview me Me you're gonna say I don't know artists me I Don't know who me is I never heard of that artist Can you interview Chad Johnson? I mean, what is it? You know, you're a cool dude But you're not my type You know what I'm saying? I don't want to sit down and talk to you I'm saying we good You're a great person It ain't about think you don't think that we're not funny.
It's just about funny. I'm not about funny
Get me Bobby you doing all this talk it tell Bobby. I want to sit down with Bobby.
Let me call Bobby right now while we live. Hold on
Hey, and why you call her you know what is it?
You know that is that's that thing that be on tick-tock the tick-tock shop
Not yeah, you ever took I really don't need that, I ain't that old She don't even answer your call Oh yeah, you know, shit be happening What did that pill do for you?
You said that y'all really be taking them pills?
Yeah!
What does it do?
What you mean what it do?
What you need it to do?
You know what it do.
I'm saying do it. Have you ever taken an energy drink?
Have you ever drank energy drink?
I drank, yeah, 28 Black. I have.
Okay. So it gives you a little boost, right? Okay.
There you go. Well, what happened? What if she don't want the boost? This ain't for her.
It's for you. Hey, she's going to like it.
She's going to like, oh, but here's the thing, Marco. You're going to always, because if you don't do it all the time, she's going to say, hey, I want you to bring that pee-pee you had the first time we got together.
But then that's when you become addicted. And now I got to pop pills every time.
That's exactly what I'm giving her. What you just said, addicted.
Hey, Marco. But I'm saying, why don't you get with somebody your age and you don't need to pop them? Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are we going to do? Go to the doctor, visit together? Hell, I want somebody my age for. Right.
somebody my age for right we're gonna be good right marco and you just take them like this right and put them on your tongue and you are you doing that with all of us on here though are you popping he might got something in the wings marco damn that that man live i'm popping in i'm popping if it's a party full of dudes or nothing, you pop it like this. Like, it's just number of guys in here.
Like, no, you ain't got to do that right now. I ain't over there.
I'm going upstairs and going to bed. I don't know what you got going on.
That ain't got nothing to do with me. I'm at home.
But I'm saying, all right. I'm at home.
But you ain't got to be, yeah. Like, I don't know.
Hey, hey, tell us about your facial journey. You've been posting that on TikTok.
You've been telling about your journey. Oh, yeah.
I feel like being in the industry, sometimes when you accept yourself, sometimes people find things to pull away from you. And that's what brings out insecurity of people.
But once you know you're dealing with something, you got it. And you know it's a problem.
You can work on it yourself. But sometimes I feel like when you get in here, people pick on you and call it out and it can make people like feel insecure and they don't know what to do but once you accept it and you be okay with it like I know this is what I'm dealing with just it becomes a journey but sometimes people are not it because people pick on you about it so that's one thing that don't nobody ever you know tell you how to do it because nobody knows that you're gonna be who you are like we don't just pick like you didn't know you'll be like like to probably the fifth 58th best tight end in a row you don't know that but whatever but um but here's the thing let me let me ask you a question so when you were growing up obviously kids can be very very cruel they made fun of your skin right but and so at this age now you finally decided okay you got some money you can go get it treated so did they tell you that they're gonna be able to treat it and you'll be able to smooth your skin out and you won't know that you had this I think it's at what you have acne it's like acne as a muscle is all that you know yeah cuz my you know my mama was burnt and she had me so I came out of that so that's where the acne came that ain't got nothing to do with it that's not a genetic trait okay well i don't know that's what my brother told me but okay so more importantly what i was trying to say is just something become a journey when you don't hide it and i feel like being an entertainer some people you can use makeup all the time and you can't use filters but you know you just got to be truth to yourself and also show people because people can look up to you and the same route so sometimes never hide your journey that's what i learned just let it be that you know so let me ask you a quick so how many how many treatments did they tell you that it's going to take or is it going to be an ongoing process it? It's an ongoing thing.
It's going to be a while. But, you know, and also eating.
I didn't know, like growing up on food stamps and stuff, we got a lot of snacks. And my mama never really took us to the doctors.
All we did was just eat snacks all day. But some people don't know their child.
Everybody can't eat the same. So the stuff I was eating making me weak.
You're making it worse. Yeah.
Yeah. So, again, we just from the hood.
the hood and when you from that sometimes you got to learn a lot of stuff i was on a podcast and i recently said like a woman showed me how to love myself more because when you grow up without a daddy and your mom is just like working all the time nobody there to show you that so with that being said um i said a woman showed me how to like properly take a shower and people like oh you don't know how to take a shower i'm like no it's not that but nobody was never there my mama just wash your ass and get out and my daddy wasn't there but when you get with somebody they show you properly how to do it this way it start to show you to a man that's why i said women are the best thing that you can introduce to your life or whatever your partner is whatever you love you know i'm saying wherever they come from? Wherever they come from, they can show you a new step. So that's why it's always good to date somebody else.
You know, on another level that can improve you, not just with money, not just with what they got, but what they can bring to you. But T.T.
got to take a shower. Don't say it.
Now we're going to get quick. I like that.
I'm going to say you didn't have to say that again. I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that. Like, we get.
So before you became funny Marco
You was dirty Marco
I mean I didn't say dirty
It was just like
You know I was just
I was rough
Funky Marco
No I was just rough
Like Shannon let's be real
Who told you how to take a bath
Was your daddy and mama there
No
My sister
She's eight years older than me
She don't know how to wash
Like a man
So you was funky too
That's what we said
No bro
No bro
Bro look
I grew up
I grew up in a different situation
I didn't have a shower
So I grew up taking a bath in a tub
I hope. she's eight years older than me she don't know how to wash like i mean so you was funky too that's what no bro no bro bro look i grew up i grew up in a different situation i didn't have a shower so i grew up taking a bath in a tub but you know she told me how to you know laver it up and right right here and right around here and go around your neck get all that up but you use two rags or one rag back in the day i only had one rag that's not cool bro so Bro.
So you use two rags? We barely... Bro, I was happy to have a tub to be able to take a shot.
We had to dip well water. So bro, slow down.
I'm okay. Hold on.
Why you use two rag? What's the other one for? Your ass? Oh, so you use a different rag? Okay. You don't do it.
That's what I'm saying. We got to do that.
So tonight, use two rags. Yeah, I use two.
I mean, sometimes I use like a loofah. I have one of those little things.
A loofah. Not a loofah.
A loofah? What do they call them? A loofah. Yeah, the little sponge thing.
That's a loofah. Yeah.
I got one of those. I got one of those little, like, cloths that I use for my body.
Then I use that thing for my face. Well, can I ask you a question? What's a proper way, and it's like talking to men out there that's dealing with it, a proper way for a guy to leave a woman that's in love with him? Because I feel like guys don't know how to break up with women.
Yeah, it ain't no
proper way.
The proper way to leave.
I mean, it's pretty easy.
When a woman loves you, it's hard. It's different from a man
to leave a woman with a break. Because that leaves us in the
quickness, right? Yes.
Well, it's always easier for the person
that wants to break up.
Because they're invested.
See, if you, if somebody wants, if you, if you're not ready to get an outro now, we talk about this a lot, buddy, Mark Marco, is that when somebody wants the relationship and somebody wants out, the person that doesn't want out is the one that hurts the most, even though the person that wants out hurts a little, but it's not the same as that person that really don't want you to go so it's hard the more you're invested in something the harder it is to let it go who are you trying to leave no it's not me i just i just want to speak for the man that's out there that's listening you know so oh that was that it was a chat it was a chat question yeah okay so you try to leave somebody i don't know you know You know, it was a chat. It was a chat question
Yeah, so you try to leave somebody I don't know you know, you know, I got everybody left you I know I got a relationship with God. We is still in there.
We doing good
No, nobody leave you
No, you you say you can't read
No, I'm decent I
Read what I need to read. Thanks for, you know.
What? Just take a little time. So have a woman ever made fun of your skin? Oh, yeah.
I mean, the worst comment I got as a kid telling me it looked like somebody stepped on my face with cleats. That was a one.
All right. How we exit? I don't know.
Well, women like to mask Dr. Pimple Popper.
They like to mask blackheads. All right, but if me and you went one-on-one to get girls, guess who walking out with them? Boy, stop it.
Boy, stop. Don't do that.
Who walking out with them? Like, you know what I'm saying this Personality skills and just what like nah, bro Not gonna bring money. It's right.
That's the first of all I'm past that stage if you caught me in my 20s you caught me in my 20s I could have made better between me. I'm great.
I'm a grandfather, bro. I'm a grandfather Who look better't matter.
I can get what I get. Who look better between me and him? Really, dude? What? He the only one in here? Oh, Lord have mercy.
Oh, bro. Marco.
I'm just a granddad. I'm about to be 57.
And you don't look like it. I know.
I ain't trying to get no girls now. I'm trying to find somebody to sell them down.
I'm just saying I have a great
appearance. I have a nice sex appeal.
And I'm letting you know in this room if
it came down. Did you leave it at home?
I'm at home right now.
Oh, damn.
I just told you I'm in New York.
Bro, you're not in New York. That's a green screen.
No, it's's not no green screen What is going on with you? I work hard for this shit All you gotta do is get up and walk I'm not about to walk off on your show I'm not doing that I'm not rude Yes Bro, do you understand that Ocho and I be in TV And we understand how green screen work? Okay, what's green screen? It's night outside. What do y'all need to see? An airplane fly past? What do y'all fucking want to see? Man, I'm at my house.
Exactly. You're in a green screen.
No, I'm at the green room. The boom boom room.
No green room, dude. It is.
I'm saying this is what. Hey, hey.
Hey, you say you live in New York, right? Yes, I do. And that's the Hudson River behind you, right? I don't know what's back there, Bartner.
How the man go get... Oh, Lord have mercy.
What's the name of your building? That's uncalled for. I don't have to speak on where I live because that's part of my safety protocols well it's pretty easy to tell based on the building behind you because it's not that pretty easy these are $20,000 a month partner okay where you live, what's your apartment where's your address yeah what's your address exactly you see you don't just give that out Let's talk about the interview you had with G Herbo that got uncomfortable Okay, okay This is why no one come, this is why, yeah, this is why This is why people don't come on that damn show Yeah, now, now, tell us about that interview That was would be the chat.
About that interview. What happened? Alright, so, alright, first off, let's say this.
While we talking, alright, you know what, alright, I was about to, you know, I gotta realize. Where do you want to start? I mean, how did it get, I mean, it wasn out with it.
It was more of like they were on a level of trolling, and it was just matching it. Chicago got a nice way of trolling.
So, you know what I'm saying, with them two, they was just enjoying themselves. And, you know, as a man, I could have just, you know, enjoyed it back.
So it was just more of me trying to read the room. But as I'm reading it, the shit is real happening in real time.
So they didn't mean nothing personal. They just really like trolling.
You know what I'm saying? I just didn't match the troll. I wasn't on my feet at the time.
Were you scared? I wasn't scared because it wasn't like, you know, it wasn't nothing dark. You know what I'm saying? In my fight where I'm 17 and 0, so besides that, in school, my school I went to.
I ain't seen that water move yet. How you guys steal water behind you? What are you talking about? I ain't seen no boat.
I ain't seen no boat. I ain't seen no boat.
I ain't seen no boat. I ain't seen no boat.
I ain't seen no boat. I ain't seen no boat.
I ain't seen no boat. Yeah, because it's nighttime.
Water move at nighttime. It's just because of water.
Oh, so boats can't go at night, huh? Where the ferry at? I don't see no ferry. I'm in New York.
Nothing york ain't no plane ain't no bird flew by i just
moved in here i can see it's not furnished or nothing i just moved there i just got a computer
i ain't talking about department hold on hold on hold on you told us you told us it cost 20 000
a month because it was i know but i gotta pick the furniture out no if a part if it's furnished
it already comes with furniture you just move in
no but i gotta pick a certain type of furniture no you don't back a furnished apartment if i get up
see you see me yeah i saw yeah i see come on back you come on back yeah well