Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Kevin Durant to Rockets, Klay Thompson vs. Dwyane Wade, BEST Big 3
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We’re back with Season 3, Episode 51 of Club 520, and Jeff Teague and the guys discuss the future of Kevin Durant as the Phoenix Suns seem desperate to trade him this offseason. The guys debate whether the Houston Rockets would be a good fit for KD, and discuss what they would have to give up to land him. Later the guys debate who the BEST Big 3 in NBA history is, and whether Warriors and Mavericks star Klay Thompson was BETTER than Heat legend Dwyane Wade.
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0:00 - Start
4:00 - BBLs
15:00 - Making it milestones
24:00 - Brandon Jennings vs Pat Bev
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all right man we back another episode of club 520 podcast i'm the host my name is dj wells same gang with me to my left we got my dog bishop b heading out the prairies how you what nasty what's happening nasty?
Let's get to it, baby.
For sure.
I see you got the Ohio State Scully on.
You trying to get your NIL in?
Yeah, man.
Uh, just signed my letter of intent yesterday.
To who?
Uh, to the Ohio State University, nigga, we on tip shoes.
What happened?
I'm the Ohio State legend.
No, no, you're not.
No, you're not.
I'm the Ohio State legend.
No, Jeff.
Jeff is going to Miami, Ohio.
What we was talking about earlier with Nico, now when people be like,
oh, yeah.
I go to Seller, Illinois.
I go to IU, nigga.
Stand to heat.
I you east.
They say the last part low as hell.
How you?
East.
I go.
Where you go?
Indiana?
State.
Out of the pocket.
Shout out to everybody, man, going to college, getting their degrees.
For sure, man.
Shout out to the college graduates on the way, boy.
It's almost the end of the season.
I watch that time.
Pop was on the way.
Fucked up about this.
We know people that go to all these schools.
My nigga, I had a nigga with the SIU.
With the cellular Illinois University.
So what that merchant looked different.
I was like, I thought that he was the.
I thought you niggas was the burger.
Y'all shit orange.
All right, my bad.
Shout out to all the niggas.
Hey, I don't college basketball.
He said, yeah, I go to SIU.
Man, shout out to everybody doing their thing.
It's a joke.
Shout out to them.
Shout out to them.
To my right, my dog, Yoke Nacho, Yok Tig, how you what?
I'm good, man.
Put our first guy, our first, well,
yeah, our first senior.
It's our first senior.
No, we had some seniors last year, didn't we?
You did.
This is your first D1.
We have our first D1 kid signed today.
Turn up, man.
How does that feel as a coach, man?
Getting somebody to the next level, accomplishing their journey.
Man, it's pops played a huge part.
You know, AAU play a huge part.
You play the AAU.
But we put in some good words.
Shout out to Lido.
Leto and Trip.
When they came up here, they put in some good words for my guy, too.
So shout out to Lido, man.
Man, and that whole Tennessee state coaching staff.
Shout out to CSU.
Like you said, it's crazy because what you do on the court obviously matters, but the relationships off the court.
That's why your demeanor, how you carry yourself, go the wrong way, because it could have been shaky.
And that report couldn't have been the best that the coach was looking for.
But due to good relationships, you know what I'm saying?
Some good words got put in, man.
That's fire.
That's facts.
That's facts.
So be here, man.
I wanted to talk to you about this.
I've seen this on the internet, man.
And we're so close to this holiday.
Shout out to those who celebrate.
We so close to Eastern, and ain't nobody said nothing about it.
Family group chat been dry.
Ain't nobody been putting together the plan for the meals.
Like, what's going on, man?
We out here losing recipes or what?
No, you definitely lose the recipes.
It's just that this generation of grandmothers is just
going to all-stars, Jovitos, culture Saturday night, bro.
They ain't waking up.
They ain't prepping, you know, at midnight for Easter dinner.
So times have just changed.
Grandmothers is trying to be outside with their daughters now, bro.
So it's different.
Damn, it's different.
It's a lot of people that don't rock with Easter and
holidays no more, like that.
Yeah, I just don't think the women is just trying to cook no more.
It's just different, bro.
It's just different.
Grandma ain't
grandma ain't got bad feet no more.
Yeah, it's over with.
Yeah.
Everybody, grandma had bad feet when I was growing up.
And grandma was just getting.
If you're 50, you're a grandma, you probably didn't got a BBL.
You didn't got your waist snatched, and I'm rolling.
So, yeah, bro, I was watching Red Housewives of Atlanta and just like, this is crazy.
These are 50-year-old women, everybody got a BBL.
Yeah,
a Moomu ain't seeing you.
They ain't got bad feet.
I swear to God, it's like everybody's grandma had bad feet.
Damn near.
Damn near.
They walkers was like you say, they had a bun or something that could be.
They got bad walkers for sure.
I just, these grandmas, they just different, bro.
I don't know.
Yeah, and they ain't got that little arm they got the little arm situation right they got an arm situation right here you know that mac and cheese is gonna be a one got that cut off
got trimmed yeah yeah
going on a girls trip during easter yeah
going on a cruise the tricep bbl is crazy
they they getting that thing cut up no i wonder how old i wonder if doctors be telling women girl you 60 chill out just get ready to die now Trying to get a BBL 60 is crazy.
I wonder if it's an age cut off.
They were showing Biblica Fox.
She got a BBL.
She did.
That's what they say.
She was the 50-50.
So let me see.
I'll put with 50.
Getting a BBL at 60 is crazy, bro.
Because who are you oppressing?
60 to new 50, man.
Yeah, because probably because they like, shit, these older niggas, they like the younger women.
So we're trying to stay in tune, trying to keep up as best as we can.
Yeah.
I mean, do what you want with your buddy.
I just think at a certain age, 50 cut it off.
50 still pushing it, but damn.
Yeah.
nah, and people looking good at 50.
Think about that.
Bernice probably like 45.
She fire.
When she gets 50, she ain't gonna fall off that much.
I know, bro.
But how many people you know to look like her?
That's only one brain, though, bro.
I mean, it's some older women that we just don't think that old, like Carrie Hilson.
What?
Yeah, those women, I'm not saying nothing wrong with that.
I'm just saying going under the table.
42.
Yeah, I'm saying going under the table.
Nigga, we damn near 50.
So fuck.
I mean, I thought about ozimpic but
i ain't with it you know what i mean i'm gonna stay
that i'm saying i'm saying i'm saying carrie hilson old i thought about i'm like carrie hilson like my age how old is uh lisa ray i think lisa ray's in her 50s yeah okay we can name them y'all knee alone 57.
whoa yes
Yeah, that's respect.
That's still an all-time fave.
Yeah, that's a legend.
Yeah.
That's a leader.
That's what I i always tell man when you get these girls pregnant you be with them man look at that family tree because it can get wicked boy
who else is the older all the time look at that shot clock
who else a little
maya how amaya my my recruitment process was serious but imagine having to be 50 in the portal that's crazy you fresh off of bbo 45 in the portal damn Like 45 ain't looking the same.
I ain't gonna lie.
When people was 45, when I was younger, they was weak.
That's true.
Even like teachers, I remember somebody put up
a picture of all the gym teachers when we was kids, bro.
I said, yep, everybody had a stud.
Shout out to Miss Studden, Miss Sutton.
Everybody looked like a stud back then.
Now these teachers is damn near righteous, bro.
Man, shout out to Miss Lampert.
New Gustav North Legend, bro.
Shout out to my stud.
We didn't know, bro.
When my pops was 32, bro, I thought he was old as hell because he was bald headed, had hella kids.
Yeah.
I'm like, boy, life hard.
Life hard, boy.
Okay, I hate to be 32.
Glad to see him living good in his life.
I do everything fun at 36.
His life was so
it was too serious.
He had so many kids.
Yeah, he just damn, man.
Every morning, I see a nigga.
And I live, I'm looking at my life.
I'm like, 36 don't seem older.
Nigga, I'm going to wrestling this weekend.
Yeah.
My pops didn't have no
being 32 and two.
I'm saying 22.
And what motherfucking 32 and 92 is different.
Oh, God, bro.
32 and 92 was 50, bro.
You was 50 at that point.
You was 50 for sure.
Hell yeah, bro.
We look at the pictures of Nath Urban and them Roll Hayes.
Like they were 65 with the hairlines, bro.
They was in their prime at 24.
They was 24.
That's different for sure.
Yeah, the Cocaine era was different, bro.
Everybody's hairline was fucked up.
I always wondered that, too, about the NBA players.
Like, why the hell did they look so old, bro?
Niggas' hairlines was receding and all kinds of shit.
Niggas was dealing with segregation and having to go hoop, bro.
Life was fucked up, bro.
America went so kind of our people at that time, period.
You're right.
Because they were hooping and then going back to their regular jobs and shit.
Like, think about
my nigga Mike was bald-headed at like 28.
No, but it's Mike.
It wasn't lame.
Mike also wore a hooper earring that was violating the culture, but it was cool.
I'm just saying, imagine being bald-headed at 28.
You wasn't thinking about being bald at 28.
I see, I can't say though.
Like, Mike was old as hell when he was 28.
Because that's what Gilly Gilly and Jaden them did, though.
Jada Kiss and them, bro, they weren't bald just because.
I feel like Jada Kissing them was old, too.
But Jada Kiss showed that he could have a full lineup, though.
Like, in 2025, he wanted to.
Yeah, but I'm saying some shit is bald.
It's got to be close near 50 for sure.
Yeah, I feel like when Jada Kiss was 19, he looked 26.
49.
49, yeah.
Solid.
That's solid.
That was when we interviewed him.
He was like, y'all niggas thought I was bald at 19.
We like, well, yeah, we never see you in hair.
we don't know you didn't have ig to show us your haircut day bro we know if you had l peace or something bro we thought you were straight ball with it
he still looks the same though he look younger now yeah i feel like him people like for real fabulous them didn't age nah for real that actually had them them kids boy had them triplets yeah that definitely damage counters for sure oh for sure but like you said man a lot of people being more conscious uh like you said you see jada Juddicits working there all the time.
They move juices and stuff like that.
A lot of people embrace that.
It's the problem is when you don't, or if it's too late.
And that might be the other thing, too.
Even with the grandmas,
niggas don't want to make them ham hocks and them greens no more, bro.
Niggas is eating vegetarian meals on Easter Sunday.
The vibes ain't the same.
Ain't no more ham, nigga.
Ain't no more of that macaroni.
Ham, damn near out of business, boy.
Oh, niggas will get offended.
You talk about bringing the honey ham around, bro.
Oh, it's up, bro.
You damn near going going to hell.
Yeah, bro.
You eat ham around.
You damn near going to hell now.
That's why.
Y'all, y'all
like smoking cigarettes.
Oh, y'all motherfuckers lie.
I'm never going to let y'all do that.
Yeah.
What?
Ham is comparable to cigarette.
Ham?
Ham hock.
Ham is compared to
a ham sandwich, a fresh ham with the, you got to have the bone in.
The spiral shit is bullshit.
Okay.
Always make sure your ham goes
only eating ham.
No, I'm not, bro.
Ham is very, very serviceable in any crib, bro.
Y'all is tripping, bro.
On Thanksgiving, bro, it's gonna get
me.
Yes,
ham, turkey, duck.
And if you're feeling frisky, put to get uh pineapples in the motherfucking ham.
We get turkey and put pineapples in.
Oh, dunno.
Nah, it's heat, bro.
Yo,
hey, I'm gonna make sure I come to my house.
Y'all try it.
Ask anybody.
pineapple, the turkey.
No, I swear to God.
Nah, it's hit.
I'll give it a chance.
I'll give it a try.
I wasn't skeptical, but I'll give it a chance.
Nigga, I ain't going on.
Yeah.
I swear to God.
I ain't going on those
things.
You would think when my mama make that turkey that looked like him, like, it make you think of him.
Nah, you got it.
Don't it?
You know what I'm talking about?
I swear to God, it's he.
Because we used to eat him like this nigga.
And my mama was like,
you can't eat him no more.
tea thanksgiving is ai
no
you would think it's ham it's turkey like a ham no i'm saying like no yeah like slice a piece of ham sliced him
yeah yeah it's turkey though but yeah with the pina turkey colors with the pineapple i'm gonna have it i'm gonna say
i just now started eating real food
it's a heat
I swear to God.
If it was nasty, I told him this is trash.
Oh, no, you are a picky eater, so I'm gonna respect it.
It's heat.
I'm gonna respect the picture.
When P was taking it home, like, yeah, I know you're gonna need an extra 10 pieces of this.
I'm like, you fucking with it?
She's like, oh, that's good.
What is it?
I'm like, what are y'all sides?
Normal sides, nigga.
Y'all cutting out one of the biggest parts, bro.
Y'all eat no damn ham no more.
I'm telling you, it's like smoking cigarettes.
Yeah, nigga do get offended.
You pull up the ham, bro.
Ooh, bro.
What are they talking about?
People who eat bacon.
Never, bro.
Y'all are making that up.
There's people who eat bacon and look at him and say, How dare you?
It's crazy.
It doesn't make any sense.
I'm just saying, niggas on that.
No ham, bro.
That must have been a lot of muscles.
You see?
No muscle.
Niggas is a bad body over there.
We only got one nigga in the next party choking and all kinds of shit.
That's crazy.
Nah, bro.
Yeah, you talking about Islam like
over here preaching.
These niggas just said, my granny baked turkey that looked like hell.
Nah, you gotta have slice.
That slice ham is sliced turkey, fam.
I'm gonna put y'all on, though.
And I swear to God, when y'all, y'all gonna be like, man, damn, this shit I ate.
I swear.
Because my mama did, I was like, I don't eat him.
I'm just like, boy,
I ain't had him in my house in 10 years.
That's a cuss word in some place.
Yeah, yeah.
10 years is crazy, bro.
That next day ham sandwich nigga is retarded on that Hawaiian roll.
That next day,
what the fuck?
That next day, turkey sandwich on me.
That heavenly head
next day,
does she fry the turkey?
Bro, you ask me questions.
Just come on.
That motherfucker really me then.
All right.
I'm telling you.
Come on.
The bus day on ham for sure.
She's about to have fun today, man.
Fire, bro.
Yeah,
but we got these drinks in here.
I seen my nigga P try to buy one, try to do it.
She's like, Yeah, you want that, don't you?
Yeah, figure that thing out.
P ball ball pineapples in the nah.
The way, yeah, I can't get my mind.
You better did that motherfucking some oil.
It was fire.
Okay.
That's crazy, bro.
We can move on, though, man, I guess.
For sure.
I want to ask y'all this question because I get in the comments all the time.
We've asked you this before, but for all of us, you know what I'm saying?
Life has been good.
What's been some changes in your life, like from a financial standpoint?
You know, a lot of things are going on.
Terrorist prices are going up.
What's some things that made you feel like, all right, I'm a little bit financially safe at the moment?
I don't know, bro.
It's a good question.
Paying bills up.
Paying bills up like six months at a time.
Nah, first thing I felt like I made it, like I was cool, it was probably when I bought my first crib.
I was like, damn, I could buy a crib.
I'm cool.
And I ain't had no mortgage or nothing.
When I bought the crib right out, I was like, yeah.
Oh, that's hard.
Yeah.
Cash out for the crib.
Yeah.
It wasn't nothing crazy.
So i ain't that stupid yo no it was crazy
that's that's a hell of a purchase my boy no it wasn't it wasn't it wasn't a crazy crib but then i also when i like
played longer and i felt like you know i'm all the way good yeah when i bought the porsche 911 that was like my dream car
i wanted that mug bad that was the only thing i ever really wanted like i wanted the g-wagon too but i wanted that porsche 911 more than anything yeah that's a dream car for sure the porsche go crazy.
I think my first real moment hit me is AES hit me twice with it.
I hit the refresh and it came out twice and I ain't flinched.
I said, okay, I'm all right.
Because AES is going to be bullshit in the wintertime.
You think I live in a fucking mansion the way they charge me for my fucking apartment?
Nah, that's a fact.
Yeah, me, bro.
Yeah, it's really just paying the bills up there and I have for the year and not even thinking twice about it.
Now, what's the thoughts of the people around you now?
That's the funny part.
That I got, that I could pay everybody bills six months ahead now.
For real, bro.
Everybody, this makes people think we got a whole lot of money, bro.
And I get it, but you're already Barbie.
I'm invisible back in.
Okay, shout out to Barbie.
She's invisible.
They hear you, though.
Yeah.
Oh, them coach pads.
That is not on camera.
I don't know.
Just pour that out and pour it in there.
I don't have it.
I gotta get one.
Am I falling 109?
You are the 1099, man.
If you get your workplace, you cannot sue us.
But that is funny, though.
People be thinking we really got money off this shit.
It's hilarious.
I mean, we get paid, but
it's not life-changing yet.
But that's just what comes with this shit, though.
Man, shit, nowadays.
Y'all get paid.
Yes.
Well, Mike says it all the time.
He tells everybody, YouTube, people on the outside world they don't pay us enough they don't pay me enough yeah
yeah see
i i reinvest my money back into the brand so whatever they take oh
you know i put my money back into the cameras
oh
i ain't never seen mike sit back in the shit like that what a minute oh
dude some newer seats man
I just be wanting to, every now and then, like a business class flight, maybe.
I get the back of the back of the plane,
I get the smallest room, and I don't even get in the same hotel rooms as y'all sometimes.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I know I haven't made it yet.
Oh, we're lying.
Let's do it.
So, we all have a business account.
Let's just spill the business with them.
So, we all go on the trip, and Mike still tells us from your personal account: if you want to sit first class,
you have to pay for that.
I don't have any control.
The economy flight is on the off the drill.
that's for you
first class upgrade that is a personal experience
first class every time so y'all
i gotta book y'all flights and then i can only sit in the back you gotta earn your money bro all the way around bro i listen obsid first class i don't give a fuck what these do
you say
we pay for his first class
that's what they want to do them niggas, oh, it ain't nothing to me.
I see that.
Sometimes
when Mike asked for an extra couple hundred dollars, I'd be like, bro, that's kind of crazy.
But I'm not going to make this a thing, but I should be first.
If I want to sit first class, since I sit all the way in 34A on every fucking flight, it shouldn't be a problem.
Oh, wait a minute.
I'm literally in 34A, no matter the air.
I don't care how y'all feel about it, YouTube.
If that nigga booked me and I'm 34 or something, I ain't gonna.
Well, how about this?
I wasn't gonna tell y'all, but y'all know we gotta go to Vegas.
Yeah, this nigga got Southwest.
It ain't no fucking seat.
We got a race.
It is to the gate.
We gotta get it out the mud.
We in boarding group F.
We're gonna be paying motherfuckers to skip the line.
That shit's gonna be like the club.
We are definitely in the 13th zone.
I'm feeling like that.
Excuse me, bro.
Ain't no way.
See, look, and that's the person who books our fight.
It's all about saving money, okay?
It's y'all money.
I'm trying.
If I save y'all more money, y'all could possibly pay me one day.
People think I really get paid.
I'm here for the love.
Listen, y'all.
One thing about Mike, he ain't here for no damn love.
Nerves.
Southwest.
To start the podcast, that said,
I come do one show.
Yeah.
Oh, we were, y'all kind of funny.
All right.
He talked to us, Dusty.
Send him pick ass tips.
That nigga treated us like playback.
What?
He used to send them long-ass text messages.
So with all that said.
I read that one yesterday.
Oh, I definitely didn't get that.
I stopped reading them texts two years ago.
Yeah, for sure.
Y'all
send texts out.
Y'all come to the studio and be like, so everybody cool with that?
What y'all talking about?
That only happened yesterday.
That happened yesterday.
Nigga, I don't read text, bro.
I tell everybody, people think I'm lying.
I do not read texts.
If you text text me over two sentences, it's dead.
You might as well just call me because I'm not reading.
That's how I feel about people with voice notes.
If you send me a voice note over 30 seconds, I promise I'm not listening.
Charge that to the game.
I'm cool with a voice note.
I don't want to read that shit, bro.
If it's long, it's long.
It's dead.
Over two sentences, bro.
Y'all might as well say, tell you to not read that.
I'm 100% sure he did not read that.
Yeah, I tried to
call Mike yesterday.
He had his phone off.
He said, Damn,
this is kind of important, no?
Because you, yeah, because you text back this morning saying, oh, my bad, my phone was off.
Like, nigga,
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
What was off was over my iPad died when Brandon Jennings and Pat Bed was going back and forth.
I was pissed.
It died.
And then they thought, nigga, that was your light.
Well, yeah, that was your house with Till.
Oh, yeah.
Everybody write me, like, nigga, fix your lights.
Fix your lights.
I'm like, nigga, I was a guarantee.
He's always.
nigga.
But I only put in one just so I can see the street.
Yeah, that's what Gil said.
He said, you got four lights, but only one light bulb.
And I'm like, I'm upstairs.
I'm like, nigga, I don't even got no light.
Like right here.
Because I had to go upstairs because my wife said, I said, damn, ain't no bubbles in this bitch.
Let me grab one.
But when they was roasting me, bro, I started laughing at the sleeve of my iPad.
I'm like, what is this even talking about?
I'm looking up.
I'm literally on my phone.
I'm like, what is he talking about?
I'm like,
I'm in a closet.
I don't even got that.
Stay there.
I was in my shoe closet, bro.
My shoe closet.
My shoe closet.
I was in my shoe closet.
Stay there, crazy.
He's out.
Hey, I ain't gonna hold you, man.
Pat Ben pulled up a playback yesterday like Thanos was funny as hell, bro.
Who y'all think can really win in that, though?
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If y'all didn't know nothing about it, y'all just had to put $100 on the game.
It got to have some type of like rules.
Like if it's like three dribbles, four dribbles,
man,
give me a different perspective.
If it's like a time limit, seven seconds.
I ain't seen Brandon hoop in a minute.
So if this was Brandon back in the day, I would say Brandon, because I know in seven seconds.
He can move quick and do all that shit.
I ain't seen him hoop in a minute.
So I don't know how he's moving.
so I probably lean towards Pat Bet in there because I've seen him play more recently.
I just think Pat Bev is gonna play so hard, yeah,
he's gonna try to guard super, super hard.
There has to be a referee if he's now if it's a ref,
Brandon got a chance if it's a ref because he's gonna foul for sure.
Oh, no ref, that game ain't getting past three points, yeah, yeah, he's gonna foul, but like him scoring,
I don't know.
I ain't, I ain't never really seen Pat Bay get his bag, like, I ain't never really seen him do one-on-one stuff.
So
that's going to be,
I don't know.
I ain't never seen him do it.
I actually like that matchup.
I hope they actually make that happen.
Yeah.
Lou Will, too.
I'll say that he is interested in that situation.
I would love to see Lou Will in that mix.
Yeah.
I think Lou Will kind of like, y'all, damn.
Because Pat threw a jab.
Like, nigga, I'm a six-man damner because I want to.
For sure.
You didn't take my starting spot.
You're not the reason why I'm coming off the bench.
That Ty Lawson shit, okay, we don't know.
Maybe whatever, cool, if that's true.
But the Louwheel shit, bro, that's out of pocket, bro.
Bro, Ty Lawson has been on the internet.
He's in the gym, bro.
He's in the gym?
Yeah, he's ready to prove something, bro.
Todd Lawson is not liking all these tweets, bro.
I'm going to leave Ty alone.
Todd is fired.
Todd.
He's not working out every day.
I think Todd might get locked in, bro.
And we obviously we've seen what Mark and Stewart is still on.
He's at LA Fitness Causing Havoc.
This needs to happen.
This needs to happen.
Even if it's just king of the hill, king of the court.
It has to happen, bro.
This is funny.
Give niggas a couple months, man.
I say, June, let's make it happen.
Let's figure it out.
Let's figure out the city.
Because
it's going to be fat wherever.
Oh, it's going to be less.
Yeah, bro.
Give everybody a couple months to get in shape.
You know what I'm saying?
Get some consistent runs in.
Let's see it.
It's time, man.
That'll be cool for the big three to pop it off.
But 520, we're going on a tour.
Yo.
Yeah, so we're going to your nearest parks.
Oh, yeah.
we pulling up and hooping.
We're running threes.
Threes.
I'm coming in that foul and shit either.
We always got a special guest.
Marcus, my brother, is always our
sub-man.
So
he will be used.
Yeah, so get y'all.
Y'all hoop it up, teams.
Gus microtein, whatever it is.
Damn.
When we on this tour this summer, we pulling up to cities, we pulling up to parks, and we hooping.
Yeah.
The day before, we're going to announce what park we going to.
Y'all pull up and hoop.
Cameraman will be out there.
Security will be out there.
So
act accordingly.
That'll be fun, man.
I know that's going to be lit.
Come on, man.
Bring the boss back outside basketball.
Yep.
So we're going to get the hoop on.
Three on three.
You know what I like about all this shit?
I mean, it's mostly friendly bancer for the most part, but I like the fact that it's making everybody want to go hoop.
That's the dope part about it.
Everybody go get active again.
It's a lot of people who ain't did shit in a long time, just sitting wasting away.
Show everybody why you was good, man.
It don't matter who in this shit, but it's dope to see everybody.
Like, y'all was all names.
Y'all was all somebody.
Go hoop, man i with that oh yeah for sure speaking of hoop man steph called you out man not in a bad way but he was shouting y'all out say y'all was kicking it man all-american squiddy you jimmy harden you know what i mean i got accolades talk your
man i believe he could have left me out that motherfucker
why he could let you out
Because he was like, man, you know, everybody from the 0-9 class that was the All-Americans, me, James Hard, you know, Je T,
man, since 0-9, we still doing it 2025.
No, nigga, y'all still doing it in 2025.
Nigga, you could have left me out that bitch, man.
We still, your name's still alive.
Yeah,
I'm showing love.
Like, y'all doing a little live.
I appreciate you, Stephanie.
I made an appearance, man.
But yeah, we could have left you out.
It made me, I was like, hell, that's hard, bro.
Then I sat back and thought, but I'm like,
damn, I was just talking about them niggas game, man.
Yeah.
I was on the morning show talking about it.
Me and James still playing.
Jeff talking about it.
We still lit, man.
Oh, no.
I was like, damn,
hey, shit.
Hopefully, when we transition to that life, Jeff can give us some help.
Show us the road.
We got three more years left and shit.
Stephen Max Jill.
Shout out to them, man, though.
But nah, they was hella cool when I met them.
Man, that was my first time meeting both of them.
It was a cool vibe, bro.
How long was y'all together?
Two days.
Yeah, okay.
We did some autograph signings, man.
We kicked it.
Did y'all hoop?
Nope.
We got Steph to go outside.
That's when I knew he was super famous.
Blake Griffin was there too.
BG.
Jody Meeks.
I can't remember everybody that was there, though.
Tyler, I think
Ty might have been there.
Tyl Lawson was there.
Damn, y'all went out with Steph and it was over.
Ah, man, he shut that shit down.
Me, him, James.
I gased Steph up enough.
I'm like, man, just come.
He's like, man, I don't really like to go out.
And he came outside, boy.
That's when I knew I wasn't shit.
They was running to get his autograph running by me.
I'm like, damn, like, damn.
I'm here.
Like, what up, though?
Like, they were just running past.
What city was y'all in?
Detroit.
Okay.
Damn.
Damn.
And I'm like, damn, I wasn't getting no love.
Blake Griffin was getting love.
Steph was getting all the love.
James Hardin was getting a little bit of love, but we was the more of the outcast.
You know, it's crazy.
I went to the bigger schools.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That light on Steph was different, bro.
But people forget, bro, everybody was pulling up to them Davidson games to go see Steph, bro.
You had Braun.
You had the OKC squad.
Like, he was the prodigy, bro.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
And then he live up to that expectation, too, in the league.
This year is 17 for him?
16.
16.
What's crazy is, again, nobody thought that he was going to be the best PG ever.
But if he would have had a fourth of this career,
he had a hell of a career.
Facts.
I mean, for him to do what he did at Davidson to come to the league and become one of the best PGs ever is crazy, bro.
Yeah.
I didn't expect it, but shit, Steph is Steph.
It's crazy.
He's beating his own record every day.
I don't think nobody ever catches a three-point record.
My
stuff, bro.
And imagine that he had set out a couple of years, really, with them ankle injuries.
That shit would be way higher than that.
That's a fact.
He didn't have a crazy start to his career.
I mean, I remember at one point it was a contemplation between keeping him or Monte Ellis.
We talked about that beforehand, but to have that start to not even be the property man to go and say history, that's crazy.
What was wrong with Steph Early?
His ankles or something?
Yeah, ankles.
Damn, do niggas still wear ankle braces?
He do.
He do.
I ain't seen him in a while on the athletes.
For real, bro.
Ankles, I ain't like, damn, niggas wear ankle braces.
I'm the ankle braces.
I'm thinking, shout out to Freaky Mike.
That's a real woman, one.
We got to get set up.
You know what I'm saying?
It was a warm-up game between Freaky Mike and Malcolm.
And Malcolm took the L.
Now it's
and freaky mike man said he beat him with all left hand like move all left hand layups finish with a
it was nice y'all seen it i feel
said okay dirk dirk yo
can't be talking about the whiskey
that is crazy i told y'all i'm just an athlete that's all that matters i'm just an athlete yeah mike told me guys that he is The best athlete that I know.
He even challenged Jeffrey and
that nigga can't beat me in nothing.
I literally can beat me besides stretching and y'all seen the video.
That nigga did that headstand shit.
Yeah, Mike, you should be offended because when niggas say, like, you're more flexible than them, it's kind of, I feel you.
I feel you.
That's about it.
That's crazy.
That's about it.
That's about it.
And that Ruby's Cube is actually a sport, too.
Oh, nigga.
Man, you take you forever to do that shit.
ESPN ate the Ocho ass.
Oh, man.
Y'all see Rich Paul said that the Mitan Heat was not a big three.
What did he say?
He said it wasn't a big three.
He basically downplayed Chris Bosch.
Damn.
You can't.
He probably won the most important pieces.
I don't know.
I don't think it was to disrespect, but he was on Pat McAfee talking about it.
I'm like, no, they were a big three, bro.
Yeah, we're not going to downplay that.
Chris Bosch was cold before he went there.
I mean, he was cold there.
Yeah, Chris Bosch was a double-double machine.
He's the one who had to sacrifice the most, perennial all-star.
Yeah,
I don't know.
We talked about the blood costing situation, like we didn't even get to see Chris Bosch post when they left it.
Yeah, he was gonna hoop Miami.
Damn, I don't know.
Hopefully, Rich Paul went something else.
Yeah, I don't know about that, bro.
That was a big three.
He averaged 17, 7,
17 to 7, and shot from 51% in the field.
Yeah, he didn't get the same touches he was getting.
Hell no.
I'll get his Toronto numbers.
Yeah, obviously playing with LeBron.
That was the only way.
Yeah, bro.
his chris bosch was different yeah elite bro they asked him to join for a reason yeah that wasn't no yeah before that he was averaging 24 and 10.
let's not get it up so yeah he was a problem yeah maybe that was clipped up wrong or some yeah and his ability to switch on defense like him and brawn that was havoc bro And his ability to start shooting at three.
That 15 footer was cash.
And when he started shooting that three, it got real spooky.
I don't even know of a big three that's better than them three.
Shit, KD, Steph, and Clay.
I'm nothing.
Ooh.
All right.
I'm nothing on being better than Brian.
Steph is better than D-Wade.
KD, he ain't better than the Bond, but he's fucking right there.
Chris Bosch is way better than fucking Clay Thompson.
He's crazy as hell, boy.
What?
Boy, you crazy as hell,
nigga.
You tripping.
Stop, bro.
And I'm one of the biggest Clay Thompson fans, but I swear to God, he cannot hold water to Chris Bosch.
And even if you mix it up a little, like Clay ain't that far off from D-Wade.
Steph right there.
Clay ain't that.
Why are we stay back there?
So Clay is a two-guard.
Clay is one of the top two guards of all time.
Man, I roll out how close he is to D-Wade.
Comparing Clay to fucking D-Wade, he ain't that far off.
Nigga, he's
miles off.
Man, that's crazy.
Miles off D-Wade.
I'm nothing.
That nigga averaged 36 in the finals, third year in the league.
What?
Yeah, D-Wade final from this crazy.
What are we talking about, Jeff?
Clay got four rays.
I was wilding, bro.
See, that's why niggas be thinking y'all
before
Clay took that ACL that Achilles, bro.
Clay was a motherfucker.
Niggas was shooting 37 and a quarter and shit.
I am.
One of the biggest
fan trips, bro.
One of the biggest clay Thompson.
Niggas forget.
For real, for real.
No, I never forgot.
I speak high.
All my niggas know I speak high on Clay.
Being compared to D-Wade, nigga, that is very disrespectful.
He is the damn near the third best two-guard of ever, bro.
Yeah, I'm just gonna be talking about.
Clay top 10 two guards.
I'm too far behind, bro.
We just looking at Clay now with Dallas.
Oh, no, I'm giving that nigga.
I ain't trying to do that, but I played them, and it was fear.
Like, well, that motherfucker C2 going,
the game probably over.
And that was before KD got there.
Y'all, we not trolling this or we're playing.
Ah, that is the craziest shit I ever heard in my life.
So, which big three y'all like better between Golden State, Miami?
You about with Miami?
Yeah.
Okay.
G.S.
Player for player.
Golden State.
It was
easy.
That shit was blowouts, nigga.
Looking at some other championship trios.
They playing in our our face with that Lakers.
Is that Derek Fisher, Kobe, and Shaq?
Stop fucking playing.
Y'all niggas really.
Man, y'all are sleeping on Clay, bro.
I'm not going to say that situation.
What?
I'm just talking about the comparison.
Dude, the stats.
Chris Bosch and D-Way.
That's crazy.
The stats ain't super far off.
I know they ain't.
Clay averaged 19.
D-Way averaged 22.
Rebounds,
play four, D-Way five, assist.
D-Way played played longer than what he posted to.
Clay still playing it.
He is a shell of himself.
Bro, that
major injuries.
D-Way at his prime and Clay at his prime.
What are we doing?
That shit is crazy.
I seen Clay at his prime.
That shit was amazing, bro.
Nigga scored 15 and didn't dribble the ball.
Like, what?
The only set that Clay is better on numbers-wise is three-point percentage and free-throw percentage.
Clay's one of the best shooters of all time.
That's the only thing, yeah.
Yeah, but I never said that he was better than D-Way.
I said he's not too far off from D-Way.
The numbers ain't too far off.
So, can we at least say Clay's top 10 shooting guard of all time?
Yeah, for sure.
You rolling with that?
I'm a fan of Clay.
Oh, for sure.
I'm giving my boy top 10.
And he was a defender, too, so it ain't like he was.
Even D-Way, one of the best two-guard defenders.
Shout out to shoot blocking.
But Clay used to,
it was him and Paul George and Kawhi, for sure.
Best two-way players in the the league.
No, I keep, bro.
I'm a fan.
But that nigga, D-Way, is something special, bro.
I ain't saying he ain't, but that nigga came into the league at 40.
Going crazy.
I'm just saying, that boy Clay.
Yeah.
He started going, bro.
I can't wait till we hear about this in the chat.
They went 73 and 9 for a reason.
Oh, my God.
Well, we know why.
Darantula was there.
Nah, he wasn't there then.
When they went 73 and 9.
That's the year they lost.
That's when they lost.
Oh, that's when they lost.
Yep, that's when they lost.
He came after
nuts, bro.
You're right.
That's my fault.
Damn,
that's probably some of the most disrespectful shit you just said.
How do y'all disrespect him?
I said he's not that too far off.
I didn't say he was broken.
I don't know.
Maybe our distances is different with shit.
Maybe our distances are different with shit.
How far do you think he's off?
From here to Chicago.
Fuck no.
From that.
From Minneapolis to Chicago.
For all that you don't know, that's about three hours.
You just heard the numbers.
He ain't that far off, bro.
Clay don't get hurt, bro.
He probably catches D.A.
Because Clay was on his way.
He was going up.
He wasn't going down.
You my God, bro.
He was, bro.
This nigga
a bunch of 40-year-old men to the championship, bro, and won.
I'm not disrespecting him.
36 in the finals, bro.
I'm asleep, bro.
He did that.
That's what's up.
That don't mean I ain't discrediting what he he did.
That's tight.
But Clay was on his way.
And we can't talk about championships.
He got them.
Yeah, but I don't know if Clay, if Clay was by himself, if he had the same D-Wade impact, he probably wouldn't have.
I'll disagree because people bring that up with the Reggie Miller and Clay conversation, too.
Yeah, so I understand that it's different when you lead a franchise.
I agree.
But y'all gotta think them was ass until Clay became Clay.
Yeah, Steph was doing his thing, but they was weak.
When Clay started killing, all of a sudden, Golden State was that shit.
All right.
For sure.
And if we're being real, they made Draymond Green a Hall of Famer.
They made Draymond good.
Because if Draymond wasn't on team with Steph, it was just him and Steph, Draymond wouldn't be that good.
If it was him, Steph, and Monte,
Draymond would have struggled because everything that Draymond do is getting shooters open.
He can play point guard.
He can set screens, pin downs, all that stuff, dribble handoffs.
You got to close out so hard on Steph and Clay that he used to just get drop-off layups because you'll send two to him.
You see them open?
Two niggas running at them.
They drop it to Draymond.
Draymond hit a layup.
If you left, that meant Steph Curry was in the corner.
Somebody was wide open or Bogie was at the rim.
He threw a live, and then Draymond was a triple-double machine then.
I'm not sure what to do with that.
That's 100% a fact.
And then it got crazy with Durant there because now you can't leave nobody.
Now it's your cheat.
Now it's fucking
fucking cheating.
But when Clay Thompson arrived,
Golden State became different.
That's just real.
My lord.
Shout out to Clay.
We're going to have some good conversation in the chat about that for sure.
Speaking to KD, how y'all feel about KD to the Rockers?
Actually, before we get to that, I think it's time to pull up a little bit, man.
Oh, yeah.
I need a motherfucking drink.
But look, don't try to chop this up because I didn't say he was better than D.
You didn't say that.
No, I said he's just not that far off.
And Barbie, I wasn't trying.
I just didn't feel like standing up.
I ain't throw that drink at you, baby.
Damn, what's happening, Barbie?
What we got today?
I said y'all wanted to make the Nego old-fashioned signature drink.
So, okay,
Hardwood Classic south to Mitchell Ness.
Okay,
what you been on, Barbie?
You chilling?
You good?
Damn, is this what this little orange pill do?
You know who D-Wade is?
You know who Clay Thompson is?
Who better?
This is Danielle Fischl Fischel from Pod Meets World.
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No, no, don't get put out.
This will be your last day.
Risha Roulette.
All right.
Am I right?
That's possibly after dark.
It ain't no wrong, right or wrong, absolutely.
I was just messing with you.
Oh, man.
Um, earlier in the show, we were talking about Easter and losing recipes.
Are you whooping up for the holiday?
Do you celebrate first and foremost?
Hopefully, I'm not offensive.
But if you do, are you whipping up?
Yeah, I totally forgot that Easter was even
grandma's.
How though?
I don't understand.
I'm going to WrestleMania.
Oh, man.
Like, when did tradition start leaving your mind?
I mean, I just didn't think of Easter, right?
Man,
I feel bad.
I got a whole son.
I'm like, he don't need no candy, no, no nothing, so I'm not even doing that.
Yeah, I mean, he can go to the hood and hunt.
I'm talking about you in the kitchen.
Me in the kitchen.
Because it's Sunday.
I'm going to cook Sunday, yeah.
What's your go-to meal, Barbie?
My go-to meal.
Yeah, since you don't like niggas with headboards.
I do.
Quit saying that.
I got people writing me like, I got a headboard.
I do like niggas with headboards.
I'm not going to leave if he doesn't have.
If the house is nice and he doesn't have the headboard, Ashley Fergus backed up.
Respect.
Respect.
Boy, if you see he ain't got one, you're going to pull up and tap in and get one to the crib for him.
Why would I get a headboard for somebody I don't mess with?
Thanks, baby.
I only seen that at the one house.
That's about
whatever you say.
Say you're not going to buy me a headboard because you think about me thrashing another bitch is crazy.
Yeah, be like that.
Celebrate me while we're here.
Enjoy our time.
Like, tell her, go have one.
Break it in.
No, that's fine.
Go have one.
Me and her gonna go have one.
When you push out a group chat, say, Yo,
your 500 is up.
Yo,
your 500 is due.
There she go, y'all.
That's the real Barbie.
Nah, man, tell us about your meal, though.
What you cooking, man?
What's the goat?
What's the go-to?
I don't know.
What's my go-to meal?
Yeah, what's your off-the-dribble?
You know, it's gonna, it's gonna slap.
You making ham still?
No, I have made a ham before, but I don't really like
snacks.
But I don't know, I like a lot of different stuff.
What about pineapple turkey?
Pineapple turkey.
Pineapple turkey.
Okay.
Hey, nigga.
I mean, ham and pineapples go together.
Nah, I'm trying to tell y'all, nigga.
That's all you just say.
Nah, see, y'all ain't hit.
I'm going to put y'all on.
No, I'm gonna put y'all on
my mama jerk turkey bus, but they they eat it.
They turkey like candy.
That motherfucker damn near like candy, though.
His people are.
I'm going to WrestleMania.
Ask me about traditions.
Y'all niggas ain't care about.
Well, we're going to work.
We're going to work, bro.
So don't do that.
Me too.
I'm working too shit.
So I'm not cooking or doing no traditions.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
See, nigga, I was trying to get her to tell y'all what meal she'll make for y'all on the first day, but chicken chicken Alfredo.
Oh, not just chicken alfredo.
If I do make some pasta, it's gonna be crazy.
Like I said, I'm gonna put some lobster till near.
Oh, okay.
Oh, and when she said, you said pasta, yeah, if we're gonna do pasta, we're gonna do it right now.
and lobster.
You can't buy noodles, a lot putting lobster is not a meal.
No, you can't put, you can put lobster, you can put eggs,
you can put beef, uh, smoked sauce, rain and noodles.
Y'all gave me some green onion, put lobsters in it.
Fuck yeah,
you gave me some 99-package nuts.
Yeah, why am I eating a slam?
I ain't free.
That's not a slam, y'all.
It is top rayman.
When you put eggs and green onion and smoked, bro, why are y'all dressing up top raymond, bro?
It's 99 cent packages, bro.
It's different, bro.
Just put the fuck up.
You're eating pineapple turkey, bro.
It's okay if you try noodles.
Wait till I'll tell my mama.
It's okay.
She's gonna turn up on this nigga.
I don't care.
I can't wait to see her.
Because I'm telling y'all, when y'all, I swear to God,
tomorrow, I'm about to go.
I'm gonna call my mama and say, Can you get these niggas this turkey?
Yeah,
and can you?
And I'm like, I want y'all to try.
And when I try it on my mama, you're gonna be like, Man, this ham or something.
I swear to God, because I did it.
No, I don't never remix it.
Motherfucker try to tell me turkey bacon tastes like pork bacon.
Never
and I like turkey bacon.
That's a fucking lie.
I ain't good.
It tastes like candy for real.
Yeah.
And her cornbread heat.
I'm like, cornbread special.
Yeah, I can have it.
Bob 20 cookbooks on the way for sure.
And I don't even like my mama food like that.
Damn, for real.
My mama went in no cooker like that.
We had to, it was too many of us.
We ate the same shit all the time.
Yeah, spaghetti.
That pot of spaghetti.
How long is it before you throw the spaghetti out?
I don't eat leftovers, so it's quiet.
Um, I got one day of leftovers.
After that, it's quiet.
After one day, it's quiet.
I gotta get to it.
So, you cool with you cool with four days, Malcolm, on that fourth day you diving in?
Excuse me?
Yeah.
Malc got gal too.
I don't eat leftovers.
That nigga said till it's gone.
God damn.
I worked too hard to eat leftover.
Malcolm and his colour clears.
Boy, that six-day chili gonna kick your ass.
I gotta really like some shit to eat that second day.
I'll spend a playback for sure.
Oh, fast.
Yeah, I'll run it back.
I gotta love it.
But day two, it's quiet.
That bitch is getting pitched.
I gotta love it.
I gotta be like, yeah, this shit was so good.
Day three.
Day three is the two.
I mean, I forgot about it.
Day three is the same.
And I'm gonna dive in still.
Oh, day three is the song.
Day three from any restaurant.
The sit-down restaurant, I'm fucking with it.
Okay, y'all can't eat leftovers from like a place that I purchased it from.
Yeah.
I'm not messing with you.
Like, I can't even pack up a meal.
Like, y'all know how y'all be doing that shit.
Y'all order something to go, pack it up.
Oh, yeah.
And then get back to the room and eat it.
It's damn near quiet for me.
It's damn near quiet.
That's the real meal prep.
I told y'all when I ate Mike food in Dallas.
I was butt naked sitting in the front of that TV, nigga.
Eating that motherfucking jumbo line.
Meet all on that share.
Whoa, fucking fuck.
That's crazy, bro.
I was hungry.
I didn't need that bitch to face.
Oh, wait.
Wait, you said you came in there.
Margaret,
I'm after you're still here.
Tell us more.
You will not be back if you don't clean that up.
I'm going to grab my mic so they can really hear me this time.
Okay.
Clean it up.
So, BM over slash and Mike said he came in this room.
Oh, in Atlanta.
In Atlanta, he had to come get me out of the room so we could leave.
Nigga, I didn't know about that.
It's crazy.
But he didn't see that, though.
He just said my name.
That sounds crazy, too.
The door didn't even close.
Yeah, yeah.
He just came.
Barbie's out of pocket for that.
No, that's a false story.
That's a false story.
My bad.
Lying is more important on this platform.
But I ain't gonna hold you.
Ain't nothing more of a piss off than somebody eat your leftover.
Like, I'll be chilling by a lot of stuff.
If you eat my leftover, especially something I've been waiting for, like, I couldn't come home to the shit.
I'm just gonna.
Y'all leave your leftovers with me.
Y'all know it's good.
It's gone.
Y'all might as well door dash.
Yeah, I'm on that.
Straight up.
I actually just grabbed the bag.
Never seen my food.
The funny funny thing he hit the chat, like, hey, you got my left number?
Says quiet.
It was like 1 a.m.
Niggas was hungry as hell.
We was fucking that kitchen and cocktails.
Oh, I murdered that shit.
Hey, bust it.
Shout out to Kevin.
We love you, Nasty.
We have to go back together.
We need to get kitchen and cocktails in Charlotte, Atlanta, Dallas, Chicago.
Pull up on my boy, man.
I ain't gonna lie, I murdered that shit in Dallas.
I remember I went back and y'all had already ate.
I was in there eating by myself.
He's like everything on us.
I was smashing shit by myself.
That nigga with their matter.
He's like, y'all niggas not eating
because he was bringing a bunch of shit.
He was bringing a bunch of shit out.
Y'all niggas were eating this shit.
I'm like, we literally had everything on the menu.
Is that the is that?
Is that the best restaurant we went to?
Yeah.
Kitchener Cocktails?
No.
No.
Well, it's up there.
It's there.
Ah, damn near.
I'm like,
yeah.
Which one?
They closed though.
Yeah, voodoo.
San Francisco.
Hell.
That platter?
Nah, hell nah.
I ain't gonna lie.
The first night we went with the platter, that shit was crazy.
The second time was still five, but that first night was crazy.
That kitchen and cocktails, boy.
No, I love kitchen and cocktails.
No, yeah, hell yeah.
I was chokehold.
Nigga, I said y'all won't go back.
Big ups.
Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
You never owned us up.
That Saturday when we spent a lot.
I mean, that Sunday, yeah, that was crazy.
That shit was crazy.
My Lolo's was busting too.
Lolo's was heating, but I ain't gonna lie.
I murdered.
I murdered.
We bought restaurants right there.
Matter of fact, we going to Vegas.
And that's a Vegas right now.
Yeah, that's where we are.
We got to have WrestleMania.
We pulling up.
We got to go to Lolo's.
Matter of fact, if you work at Lolo's, nigga, sneak us in again.
Oh, man.
We need a reservation.
We cut that line.
We got to pick a day.
Well, can you make reservations?
Nope.
Damn.
Yeah,
that shit.
You remember y'all had left and went somewhere else?
And when they was like, I got 20 minutes for them to get here.
I had to pay that 100 to wait.
He was like, shit, saw that motherfucker right here, man.
They'd be good when they get in.
I was like, right on, guys.
That shit did not reflect in our business.
Valet at Lolos is crazy.
There's no parking garage garage here.
That's crazy.
All right, one more time.
What is it, Barbara?
All right, turn up.
Appreciate you, big dog.
Oh, man.
Can't fucked up my light.
No, I'm just playing.
Put the wall, first of all, great wall.
There you go.
Great wall.
Keep putting it on my back.
Like that?
Yep.
Keep going.
Yep.
All the way.
There you go.
There we go.
Thank you so much.
All right now, Barbara.
Speaking of the KD sweepstakes, how y'all feel about him and Houston?
It's reported to be mutual interest between both parties.
Did y'all need to see how this playoff go first before they make that move?
Or, you know what I'm saying?
McGraw-Jason, see what's up.
They have a first round exit to go get KD.
Okay.
If they make a run,
let KD stay at home.
Figure something else out.
Man, it's funny because they
also as well, the Phoenix Sun said, man, we really fucked up by not shopping him earlier.
And it's like, now you go get KD for a discount for what you should get Kevin Durant for.
I feel like a lot of teams should be more interested in acting like they should.
I don't know, man.
KD just scared me.
I don't know what he's not a cancer to a franchise.
You just don't want to give up too much of the future to risk a couple years.
They don't got to no more.
Everybody know that it didn't work.
So ain't nobody gonna give you nothing for KD.
And yes, you're gonna run it back with that same team.
They can't afford to do it, they gotta get rid of them.
Yeah, reports of we talked about Brad Bill getting bought out, things of that nature.
Um, they're like, Yeah, he ain't gonna be the team next year.
They're gonna look different, but like you said, that price definitely has to go down.
It ain't that he ain't worth it, he's worth all the above.
But, like you said, they ain't trying to get a son, they need draft capital bad.
Yeah, they gotta run, they gotta run it, they can't run that back, so they gotta like
give him up.
That's crazy, somebody about to get him for a steal.
Hopefully, it's okay, OKC, though.
Yeah, I was going to say, I would like for it to be OKC.
I don't care even if they go to the conference file, I don't care if they go to the chip.
Do it, man.
If you can give us some draft capital, a couple young players, and don't shake up your core, fuck it.
Why not?
Nah, for sure.
For sure.
Yeah.
I can't see KD going there, though.
Nah.
But at that point, it's like, damn, where can you see him going?
Houston.
I like, I like, I would love for him to go to San Antonio.
Houston just got too many people that
don't really got a a superstar, but like Jalen Green, and they just too young.
I seen, I feel like the Spurs, they're young, but their players are a little more like mature.
I feel like
you know what I mean?
Like, you got DeAaron Fox, he's a young point guard, but he's been around the league for six, seven years.
Yeah, you know, he one of the guys.
Then you still got CP if he come around, but then you got KD.
Winby is like a little more seasoned.
Like, he's a young dude, but he reminds you of somebody way older.
Like, he carries himself.
He's more mature.
Houston, like a young turn team.
Young YNs.
Ain't that what bro said?
Morris is crazy for that.
But that's true.
I feel like San Antonio is a little bit more seasoned.
Yeah.
And if inserting KD to that, they'd be.
KD and Wimby is crazy.
Yeah, they'd be fine.
You got the Fox.
Yeah.
Come on.
And you can still probably have Castle in the situation because they're going to have to give up picks, which would be their pick now, probably some futures.
They'll probably have to give up Vassell and somebody else too.
But I don't know know if they can move off from Castle.
Nah, hell no, they ain't gonna get him.
Nah, that's that's a nasty five.
Phoenix in a row right now, they like in a begging role right now.
They they gotta get rid of KD.
Yeah, and they would have to, and they could get that Spurs lottery pick, which would probably be top six, seven right now.
It helps start to rebuild.
I wonder how D-Book feels.
Shit, he don't care.
You see, he's possibly rumored to get an offer to two-year 142.
Oh, I'm great.
Oh, two-year, 142?
Yeah, oh, nigga, it's sweet.
Yeah, nigga, 142 nigga, ain't 70 a year.
What?
What?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah, I love Phoenix.
Me and my old schools is living.
Yeah, we got more Chevy Blazer packs on the way.
Two year one.
Golly.
Nigga, I would have signed a 10-year 142.
Nah, straight up.
What?
Nigga ain't been hype as fuck.
I can't tell y'all everything.
142, bitch.
He might get that shit in two years, nigga.
I'd cry.
And you know what he could do after that first year?
I ain't liking this shit.
It ain't working out.
He was already signed.
Yeah.
That's true.
I swear I'd never leave Phoenix if I was, bro.
No.
Like, I'd be the all-time leading scorer.
I'll be already that shit.
But I just, Bray, I just make the record so crazy.
And let them build around me, bro.
You've seen the proof with other people.
Yeah.
You've been to the finals.
You know you can build a team out there.
But.
Bradley Bill just did.
Yeah, that's a great example, though.
You look at Brad and be like, yeah, fuck that.
I ain't about to do what you just did.
Yeah.
That's what I look at it.
Or even like KD, even though KD go everywhere and kill.
But he just
a journeyman, really.
He been.
Which is crazy.
And
he probably the greatest scorer of all time, really.
Yeah, and he's like you said, bro, he's a legit journeyman.
Yeah, like he's been a hell of a team.
Because you look at KD and say, what's home?
I mean, we're going to probably say, OK, see, but outside of that, you're going to say, what's home for him?
You won't even say home is where he got the.
But kids younger than us is going to call him a journeyman.
Yes.
because they don't know nothing about the KD in 2010 and
all them runs him and Russ went on with Jimmy Harden and shit.
Damn, I ain't never heard nobody call him that, bro.
But that is true,
bro.
He's a no-man.
A player of that caliber being a journeyman is crazy.
Yeah, I mean, I was a journeyman, but like for you to be Kevin Durant,
that's a little weird.
You know what I mean?
Kevin Durant, you talk about him with Kobe Bryan.
Yeah, he's a great for sure.
Brian, Mello.
Even though Mello played on a couple teams but we consider mellow years nuggets in the knicks we don't really yeah we ain't talking about portland kc at all kd's on his way to his 15.
it's crazy
i swear i never thought about that and i look at kd greater than mellow so
yeah i put kd in another it's like kd in that rim it's like brian and jordan they own I didn't see him.
And then it's KD, Steph, Cole, Cole, all them in there.
100%.
Yeah.
100%.
Boyd of Grace for sure.
Will Will be interesting, man.
Can't wait.
In Ben Pal is going to be crazy.
Also, we will be at WrestleMania.
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We're going to have a good time.
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