Club 520 - Jeff Teague on Kevin Durant to Rockets, Klay Thompson vs. Dwyane Wade, BEST Big 3

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Speaker 1 All right, man, we back. Another episode of Club 520 Podcast.
I'm the host. My name is DJ Wells.
Same gang with me. To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B.
Heading out the prairie leaves.

Speaker 1 How you what, nasty? What's happening, nasty? Let's get to it, baby. For sure.
I see you got the house. Hey, Scully on.
You trying to get your NIL in? Yeah, man.

Speaker 1 Just signed my letter of intent yesterday.

Speaker 1 To who?

Speaker 1 To the Ohio State University. Nigga, we don't accept you.

Speaker 1 What happened? I'm the Ohio State legend. No, no, you're not.
No, you're not.

Speaker 1 I'm the Ohio State legend. No, Jeff.
Jeff is going to Miami of Ohio.

Speaker 1 What we was talking about earlier when Nico now people be like,

Speaker 1 oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I go to Seller, Illinois. I go to IU, nigga.
Stand to heat.

Speaker 1 I you east.

Speaker 1 They say the last part low as hell. How you? East.

Speaker 1 I go

Speaker 1 where you go, Indiana?

Speaker 1 State.

Speaker 1 Out of pocket. Shout out to everybody, man, going to college, getting their degrees.

Speaker 1 For sure, man. Shout out to the college graduates on the way, boys.
On the end of the season,

Speaker 1 almost that time was on the way.

Speaker 1 Fucked up about this. We know people that go to all these schools.
My nigga, I had a nigga with the SIU

Speaker 1 with the cellular Illinois University. So what that merchant looked different.

Speaker 1 I was like, I thought that he was the

Speaker 1 nigga was the burger.

Speaker 1 Y'all shit orange.

Speaker 1 All right, my bad. Shout out to all that.
They was out on college basketball.

Speaker 1 He said, Yeah, I go to SIU. Oh.

Speaker 1 Man, shout out to everybody doing their thing. It was a joke.
Shout out to the show.

Speaker 1 Shout out to them. To my right, my dog, Yok Nacho, Yok Tig, how you what? I'm good, man.
Put our first guy, our first, well,

Speaker 1 yeah, our first senior. It's our first senior.
No, we had some seniors last year, didn't we? You did. This is your first D1.
We have our first D1 kid signed today. Turn up, man.

Speaker 1 How does that feel as a coach, man? Getting somebody to the next level, accomplishing their journey. Man, his pops played a huge part.
You know, AAU play a huge part. You play the AAU.

Speaker 1 But we put in some good words. Shout out to Lido.

Speaker 1 Lito and Trip. When they came up here, they put in some good words for one guy, too.
So shout out to Lito, man. Man, and that whole Tennessee state coaching staff.
Shout out to CSU.

Speaker 1 Like you said, it's crazy because what you do on the court obviously matters but the relationships off the court that's why your demeanor how you carry yourself go the wrong way because it could have been shaky and that report couldn't have been the best what the coach looking for but due to good relationships you know what i'm saying some good words got put in man that's fire that's facts that's facts so be here man i wanted to talk to you about this i've seen this on the internets man and we so close to this holiday shout out to those who celebrate we so close to eastern and ain't nobody said nothing about it Family group chat been dry.

Speaker 1 Ain't nobody been putting together the plan for the meals. Like, what's going on, man? We out here losing recipes or what? No, you definitely lose the recipes.
recipes.

Speaker 1 It's just that this generation of grandmothers is just

Speaker 1 going to all-stars, Jovitos, culture Saturday night, bro. They ain't waking up, they ain't prepping, you know, at midnight for Easter dinner.
So times have just changed.

Speaker 1 Grandmothers is trying to be outside with their daughters now, bro. So it's different.
Damn, it's different. It's a lot of people that don't rock with Easter and

Speaker 1 holidays no more like that. Yeah, I just don't think the women is just trying to cook no more.
It's just different, bro. It's just different.
Grandma ain't

Speaker 1 grandma ain't got bad feet no more. Yeah, it's over with.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 everybody, grandma had bad feet when I was growing up. And grandma's is getting.
If you're 50, you're a grandma, you probably didn't got a BBL.

Speaker 1 You didn't got your waist snatched. I'm rolling.
So, yeah. Bro, I was watching Real Housewives of Atlanta and just like, this is crazy.
These are 50-year-old women, everybody got a BBL. Yeah,

Speaker 1 a moomu ain't seeing you.

Speaker 1 They ain't got bad feet.

Speaker 1 I swear to God, it's like everybody's grandma had bad feet.

Speaker 1 It's damn near.

Speaker 1 Damn near. They walkers was like you say, they had a bunch or something that could be.
They got bad walkers for sure. I just, these grandmas, they just different, bro.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they ain't got that little arm. They got the little arm situation right here.
They got an arm situation right here. You know that mac and cheese is going to be A1.
They got that cut off.

Speaker 1 You got trimmed? Yeah, yeah. Motherfucker going on a girls trip during Easter.
Yeah. Motherfucker going on a cruise.
The tricep DBL is crazy.

Speaker 1 They getting that thing cut up now. I wonder how old, I wonder if doctors be telling women, girl, you 60, chill out.
Let's get ready to die.

Speaker 1 Trying to get a BBL at 60 is crazy. I wonder if it's an age cutoff.
They were showing Biblica Fox. She got a BBL.

Speaker 1 She did. That's what they say.

Speaker 1 50, 50. So let me see.

Speaker 1 I'm full with 50.

Speaker 1 Getting a BBL at 60 is crazy, bro. Because who are you a person? 60 to no 50, man.
Yeah, because probably because they like, shit, these older niggas, they like the younger women.

Speaker 1 So we're trying to stay in tune, trying to keep up as best as we can. Yeah.
I mean, do what you want with your buddy. I just think at a certain age, 50, cut it off.
50 still pushing it, but damn.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Nah, people looking good at 50.
Think about that. Bernice probably like 45.

Speaker 1 She fire. When she get 50, she ain't gonna fall off that much.
I know, bro, but how many people you know to look like her? That's only one bro, I know, bro.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's some older women that we just don't think that old, like Carrie Hilson, what?

Speaker 1 Yeah, those women, I'm not saying nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying going under the table.
42. Yeah, I'm saying going under the table.
Nigga, we damn near 50s. So fuck.

Speaker 1 I mean, I thought about Ozimpic, but

Speaker 1 I ain't fucking with it. Yeah, I mean, I'm gonna stay.
I'm just thinking about

Speaker 1 it. But I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm saying Carrie Hilson, old.
I thought about it. I'm like, nigga, Carrie Hilson, like, my age.
How old is Lisa Ray? I think think Lisa Ray's in her 50s.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay, we can name them, y'all. Ne alone, 57.
Whoa, yes,

Speaker 1 yes, that's respect. That's still an all-time fave.
Yeah, that's a legend. Yeah,

Speaker 1 that's a lead. Hey, Michael, you're

Speaker 1 that's what I always tell niggas, man. When you get these girls pregnant, you be with them, man.
Look at that family tree because it can get wicked.

Speaker 1 Who else is the older all the time? Look at that shot clock.

Speaker 1 Who else a little older?

Speaker 1 Maya, how old am I?

Speaker 1 My recruitment process was serious. But imagine having to be 50 in the portal.
That's crazy. You fresh off of BBO

Speaker 1 in the portal. Damn.
Like, 45 ain't looking the same. I ain't going to lie.
When people was 45, when I was younger, they was weak. That's true.
Even like teachers, I remember somebody put up.

Speaker 1 A picture of all the gym teachers when we was kids, bro. I said, yep, everybody had a stud.
Shout out to Miss Studden, Miss Sutton. Everybody looked like a stud back then.

Speaker 1 Now these teachers is damn near righteous, bro. Man, shout out to Miss Lampert.
New Augusta North Legend, bro.

Speaker 1 Shout out to my stud. We didn't know, bro.
Well, my pops was 32, bro. I thought he was old as hell because he was bald-headed, had hella kids.
Yeah, I'm like, boy, life was hard through it.

Speaker 1 Life hard, boy. Okay, I hate to be 32.
Glad to see him living good with his life.

Speaker 1 I do everything fun at 36. His life was so

Speaker 1 serious. He had so many kids.
Yeah, he just damn, man. Every morning I see a nigga.

Speaker 1 And I'm looking at my life. I'm like, 36 don't seem older.
I think I'm going to wrestling this weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 1 My pops didn't have no

Speaker 1 being 32 and two. I'm saying 22.
Motherfucker, 32 and 92 is different. Oh, God, bro.
32 and 92 was 50, bro. You was 50 at that time.
You was 50 for sure.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah, bro. We look at the pictures of Nathan Urban and them bro.
My name was 65 with the parallels, bro. They was in their prime at 24.
They was 24.

Speaker 1 That's different for sure. Yeah, the cocaine era was different, bro.
Everybody's hairline was fucked up. I always wondered that too about the NBA players.
Like, why the hell did they look so old, bro?

Speaker 1 Niggas' hairlines was receding and all kinds of shit. Niggas was dealing with segregation and having to go hoop, bro.
Life was fucked up, bro.

Speaker 1 America wasn't so kind of our people at that time, period. You're right, because they were hooping and then going back to their regular jobs and shit.
Like, think about the LBL.

Speaker 1 My nigga Mike was bald-headed at like 28.

Speaker 1 No, but that's Mike.

Speaker 1 Nigga,

Speaker 1 it wasn't lame. Mike also wore a Hooper earring that was violating the culture, but it was cool.
I'm just saying, imagine being bald-headed at 28. Nigga, you weren't thinking about being bald at 28.

Speaker 1 I see, I can't say that. I feel like Mike was old as hell when he was 28.
Because that's what Gilly and Jaden them did, though. Jada Kiss and them, bro, they weren't bald just cuz.

Speaker 1 I feel like Jada Kissing them was old, too. But Jada Kiss showed that he could have a full lineup, though.
Like, in 2025, he wanted to.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I'm saying some shit is bald.

Speaker 1 It's got to be close near 50 for sure. Yeah, I feel like when Jada Kiss was 19, he looked 26.
49. 49, yeah.
Solid.

Speaker 1 That's solid. That was when we interviewed him.
He was like, y'all niggas thought I was bald at 19. We like, well, yeah, we never

Speaker 1 know you. You didn't have IG to show us.
Your haircut, damn. Bro, we didn't know if you had LPs or something, bro.
We thought you were straight ball with it. Shout out to my nigga Jada.

Speaker 1 He still looks the same, though. He looks younger now.
Yeah, I feel like him, people like Pharrell, fabulous, them niggas didn't age. Nah, I feel they actually had them kids.

Speaker 1 The boy had them triplets. Yeah, that definitely.
Damage counters for sure. Oh, for sure.
But like you said, man, a lot of people being more conscious.

Speaker 1 Like you said, we see Just working there all the time. They move juices and stuff like that.
A lot of people embrace that. It's the problem is when you don't, or if it's too late.

Speaker 1 And that might be the other thing, too, even

Speaker 1 with the grandmas.

Speaker 1 Niggas don't want to make them ham hocks and them greens no more, bro. Niggas is eating vegetarian meals on Easter Sunday.
Yeah, the vibes ain't the same. Ain't no more ham, nigga.

Speaker 1 Ain't no more of that macaroni. Ham, damn near out of business, boy.
Oh, niggas will get offended. You talk about bringing the honey ham around, bro.
Oh, it's up, bro. You damn near going to hell.

Speaker 1 Yeah, bro.

Speaker 1 You eat ham around?

Speaker 1 You damn near going to hell now. That's why.

Speaker 1 Y'all, y'all

Speaker 1 like smoking cigarettes. Oh, y'all motherfucking live.

Speaker 1 I'm never going to let y'all do that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What? Ham is comparable to sandwich. Ham? Ham hock.

Speaker 1 Ham is compared to

Speaker 1 a ham sandwich, a fresh ham with the, you got to have a bone in. The spiral shit is bullshit.
Okay. Always make sure your ham goes to bone.

Speaker 1 No, I'm not, bro. Ham is very, very serviceable in any crib, bro.
Y'all niggas is tripping, bro. On Thanksgiving, bro, it's going to hell.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Ham, turkey, duck. And if you're feeling frisky, put the pineapples in the motherfucking ham.

Speaker 1 We get turkey and put pineapples in.

Speaker 1 Oh, dunno.

Speaker 1 Nah, it's heat, bro.

Speaker 1 Hey, I'm gonna make sure I come to my house. Y'all gotta try it.
Ask anybody. The

Speaker 1 pineapple, the turkey. No, I swear to God.
Nah, it's hit.

Speaker 1 I'll give it a chance. I'll give it a try.

Speaker 1 I'm skeptical, but I'll give it a chance. I ain't going on.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I swear to God. I ain't going on no dirty damn.
You would think when my mama make that turkey that look like him, like it make you think of him.

Speaker 1 Nah, you got it. Don't it? You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 1 I swear to God, it's he.

Speaker 1 Because we used to eat him like this nigga. And my mama was like, we don't, you can't eat him no more.
Tea Thanksgiving is AI.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 You would think it's him. It's turkey.

Speaker 1 Like, no, yeah, like slice a piece of ham, slice him.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, it's turkey, though.
But, yeah,

Speaker 1 turkey colors with the pineapple. I'm gonna have it.
I'm gonna say that. So, Malcolm just now started eating real food.

Speaker 1 It's a heat.

Speaker 1 I swear to God.

Speaker 1 If it was nasty, I told him this is trash. Oh, you're saying, No, you are a picky eater, so I'm gonna respect it.
It's heat.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna respect it.

Speaker 1 When P was taking it home, like, yeah, I know you're gonna need an extra 10 pieces of it. I'm like, you fucking with it? She's like, oh, that's good.
What is it? I'm like, what are y'all sides?

Speaker 1 Normal sides, nigga.

Speaker 1 Y'all cutting out one of the biggest parts, bro. Y'all eat no damn ham no more.
I'm telling you, it's like smoking cigarettes. Yeah, nigga do get offended.
You pull up the ham, bro. Ooh, bro.

Speaker 1 What are they talking about?

Speaker 1 People who eat bacon.

Speaker 1 Never, bro. Y'all are making that up, bro.

Speaker 1 There's people who eat bacon and look at him and say, how dare you? It's crazy. It doesn't make any sense.
I'm just saying niggas on that.

Speaker 1 No ham, bro. That must have been a lot of muscles.
You see?

Speaker 1 No muscle.

Speaker 1 Niggas is a bad body over there. We only got one nigga in the next party choking and all kinds of shit.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. Nah, bro.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you talking about a salama like

Speaker 1 over here preaching. These niggas just saying, my granny baked turkey that looked like hell.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Nah, you gotta have slice. That slice ham.
It's sliced turkey, fam.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna put y'all on, though. And I swear to God, when y'all, y'all gonna be like, man, damn, this shit I ate.
I swear. Because my mama did, I was like, I don't eat him.
I'm just like, boy,

Speaker 1 I ain't had him in my house in 10 years. That's a cuss word in some place.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 10 years is crazy, bro. That next day, ham sandwich nigga is retarded on that Hawaiian roll.
That next back of turkey sandwich. What the fuck? That next day, turkey sandwich on me.

Speaker 1 That heavenly hammer.

Speaker 1 Does she fry the turkey? Bro, you asking me a question. Just come on.

Speaker 1 That motherfucker really means. All right.

Speaker 1 I'm telling you. Come on.
The bust day on ham for sure. We're about to have fun today, man.
Fire, bro. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 I seen my nigga P try to buy one, try to do it. She's like, yeah, you want that, don't you? Yeah, figure that thing out.

Speaker 1 P

Speaker 1 ball pineapples in the nah, shoot. The way, yeah, I can't get my mind.
You better get that motherfucking some oil.

Speaker 1 It was fire. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's crazy, bro.

Speaker 1 We can move on, though, man, I guess. For sure.

Speaker 1 I want to ask y'all this question because I get in the comments all the time. We've asked you this before, but for all of us, you know what I'm saying? Life has been good.

Speaker 1 What's been some changes in your life, like from a financial standpoint? You know, a lot of things are going on, terrorist prices are going up.

Speaker 1 What's some things that made you feel like, all right, I'm a little bit financially safe at the moment?

Speaker 1 I don't know, bro. It's a good question.
Paying bills up.

Speaker 1 Paying bills up like six months at a time. Nah, first thing I felt like I made it, like I was cool, it was probably when I bought my first crib.

Speaker 1 I was like, damn, I could buy a crib. Like, I'm cool.
And I ain't had no mortgage or nothing. When I bought the crib right out, I was like, yeah.
Oh, that's hard. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Cash out for the crib. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It wasn't nothing crazy. So I ain't that stupid, yo.
No, it was crazy.

Speaker 1 That's a hell of a purchase, my boy. No,

Speaker 1 it wasn't a crazy crib. But then also, when I

Speaker 1 played longer and I felt like, you know, I'm all the way good when I bought the Porsche 911. That was like my dream car.

Speaker 1 I wanted that mug bad. That was the only thing I ever really wanted.
Like, I wanted the G-Wagon too, but I wanted that Porsche 9-11 more than anything. Yeah, that's a dream car for sure.

Speaker 1 The Porsche go crazy. I think my first real moment hit me is AES hit me twice with it.
Uh, I hit the refresh, and it came out twice, and I ain't flinched. I said, okay, I'm all right.

Speaker 1 Because AES gonna be bullshitting in the wintertime.

Speaker 1 You think I live in a fucking mansion the way they charge me for my fucking apartment? No, that's a fact.

Speaker 1 Yeah, me, bro. Yeah, it's really just paying the bills up there

Speaker 1 for the year and not even thinking twice about it. Now, what's the thoughts of the people around you now? That's the funny part.
That I got that I could pay everybody's bills six months ahead now.

Speaker 1 For real, bro. Everybody, this shit make people think we got a whole, whole lot of money, bro.

Speaker 1 And I get it, but you already, Barbie.

Speaker 1 I'm invisible back in. Okay, shout out to Barbie.
She's invisible. They hear you, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, them coach pads.

Speaker 1 Coachella pants. That is not on camera.

Speaker 1 I don't know. You don't got no cups.
Just pour that out and pour it in there.

Speaker 1 I don't have it. I got to get one.

Speaker 1 You are the 1099, man. If you care in your workplace, you cannot sue us.

Speaker 1 But that is funny, though. People be thinking we really got money off this shit.
It's hilarious. I mean, we get paid, but

Speaker 1 it's not life-changing yet. But that's just what comes with this shit, though.
Man, shit. Nowadays, y'all get paid.

Speaker 1 Yes. Well, Mike says it all the time.
He tells everybody, YouTube, people on the outside world, they don't pay us enough. They don't pay me enough.
Yeah, and that's

Speaker 1 weird. See, I reinvest my money back into the brand.
So whatever they take, oh, it's not me. You know, I put my money back into the cameras.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 I ain't never seen Mike sit back in the shit like that.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 that was dude. Some new receipts.
Man,

Speaker 1 I just be on the every now and then, like a business class flight, maybe

Speaker 1 I get the back of the back of the plane. I get the smallest room, and I don't even get in the same hotel rooms as y'all sometimes.
Well, that's what I'm saying. I know I haven't made it yet.

Speaker 1 Oh, we lying. Let's do it.
So, we all have a business account. Let's just spill the business with them

Speaker 1 so we all go on the trip and mike still tells us from your personal account if you want to sit first class

Speaker 1 you have to pay for that i don't have any control the economy flight is on the off the drill

Speaker 1 that's for you

Speaker 1 first class upgrade That is a personal experience. I'm saying first class every time.
So y'all.

Speaker 1 I got to book y'all fights and then I can only sit in the back. You got to earn your money, bro, all the way around, bro.

Speaker 1 Listen, I'm sitting first class. I don't give a fuck what these niggas do.
Listen to what he says.

Speaker 1 We pay for his first class.

Speaker 1 That's what they want to do. Them niggas, oh, it ain't nothing to me.
I'll sit on the bushes. I don't be carrying.

Speaker 1 Sometimes

Speaker 1 when Mike asked for an extra couple hundred dollars, I'd be like, bro, that's kind of crazy. But I'm not going to make this a thing, but I should be first.

Speaker 1 If I want to sit first class, since I sit all the way in 34A on every fucking flight, it shouldn't be a problem.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait a minute. I'm literally in 34A, no matter the best.
I don't care how y'all feel about it on YouTube. If that nigga booked me and I'm 34 or something, I ain't going to.
Well, how about this?

Speaker 1 I wasn't going to tell y'all, but y'all know we're going to go to Vegas. Yeah, this nigga got Southwest.
It ain't no fucking seat.

Speaker 1 We got to race

Speaker 1 to the gate. We got to get it out the mud.

Speaker 1 We in boarding group F.

Speaker 1 We're gonna be paying motherfuckers to skip the line. That shit's gonna be like the club.
We are definitely in the 13th zone. I'm putting it in.
Excuse me, bro. Ain't no way.
See, look.

Speaker 1 And that's the person who books our fight.

Speaker 1 It's all about saving money. Okay.
It's y'all money. I'm trying.
If I save y'all more money, y'all could possibly pay me one day. People think I really get paid.
I'm here for the love. Listen, yeah.

Speaker 1 Nigga, one thing about Mike, he ain't here for no damn love. Nerves.
He ain't nervous.

Speaker 1 Southwest. Nigga, to start the podcast, that nigga said,

Speaker 1 I come do one show. Yeah.
Oh, we were. Y'all kind of funny.

Speaker 1 All right. He talked to us, Dusty.
Send him 50-ass texts.

Speaker 1 That nigga treated us like playback.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 He used to send them long-ass text messages. So with all that said.

Speaker 1 I read one yesterday. Oh, I definitely didn't get that.

Speaker 1 I stopped reading them texts two years ago. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 1 Y'all

Speaker 1 send texts out. Y'all come to the studio and be like, so everybody cool with that? I'm about what y'all talking about.

Speaker 1 That only happened yesterday.

Speaker 1 Nigga, I don't read text, bro. I tell everybody, people think I'm lying.
I do not read text. If you text me over two sentences, it's dead.
You might as well just call me because I'm not reading.

Speaker 1 That's how I feel about people with voice notes. If you send me a voice note over 30 seconds, I promise I'm not listening.

Speaker 1 Charge that to the game. I'm cool with a voice note.

Speaker 1 I don't want to read that shit, bro. If it's long, it's dead.
Over two sentences, bro. Y'all might as well say, Tell you to not read that.

Speaker 1 I'm 100% sure. He did not read that.
Yeah, I tried to

Speaker 1 call Mike yesterday. He had his phone off.
He said, damn,

Speaker 1 this is kind of important, bro. Because you, yeah, because you text back this morning saying, oh, my bad, my phone was off.
Like, nigga.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry. Yeah.
What was off was over my iPad died when Brandon Jennings and Pat Bell was going back and forth. I was pissed.
It died. And then they thought, nigga, that was your light.

Speaker 1 That was your house with Till.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Everybody write me like, nigga, fix your lights. Fix your lights.
I'm like, nigga.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's outside. But I only put in one just so I can see the street.

Speaker 1 Hey, that's what Gil said. He said, you got four lights, but only one light bulb.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I'm upstairs. I'm like, nigga, I don't even got no light.
Like right here. Because I had to go upstairs.
Because my wife, I said, damn, ain't no bulls in this bitch. Let me grab one.

Speaker 1 But when they was roasting, bro, I started laughing at the sleeve of my iPad. I'm like, what is this thing talking about? I'm looking up.
I'm literally on my phone. What is he talking about? I'm like,

Speaker 1 I'm in a closet. I don't even got that.

Speaker 1 Stay there.

Speaker 1 I was in my shoe closet, bro. My shoe closet.
My shoe closet. I was in my shoe closet.

Speaker 1 Hey, I ain't gonna hold you, man. Pat Ben foot over playback yesterday like Thanos was funny as hell, bro.
Who y'all think can really win in that, though? On some real shit. Fuck all the antics.

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Speaker 1 If y'all didn't know nothing about it, y'all just had to put $100 on the game.

Speaker 1 It got to have some type of like rules. Like if it's like three dribbles, four dribbles,

Speaker 1 man,

Speaker 1 give me a different perspective. If it's like a time limit, seven seconds.
I ain't seen Brandon hoop in a minute.

Speaker 1 So if this was was Brandon back in the day, I would have said Brandon because I know in seven seconds he can move quick and do all that shit. I ain't seen him hoop in a minute.

Speaker 1 So I don't know how he's moving.

Speaker 1 So I probably lean towards Pat Bev in there because I've seen him play more recently. I just think Pat Bev is going to play so hard.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's going to try to guard super, super hard. There has to be a referee.

Speaker 1 Oh, absolutely. Now, if it's a ref,

Speaker 1 Brandon got a chance if it's a ref because he's going to foul for sure. Oh, no, ref.
That game ain't getting past three points. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's going to foul. But, like, him scoring,

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 1 I ain't never really seen Pat Bae get in his bag. Like, I ain't never really seen him do one-on-one stuff.
So

Speaker 1 that's going to be,

Speaker 1 I don't know. I ain't never seen him do it.
I actually like that matchup. I hope they actually make that happen.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Lou Will, too. I'll say that he is interested in that situation.
I would love to see Lou Will in that mix. Yeah.
I think Lou Will kind of like, y'all, damn.

Speaker 1 Because pat through a jab like i'm six man damn it because i want to for sure you

Speaker 1 you didn't take my starting spot you're not the reason why i'm coming off the bench for sure that ty lawson okay we don't know maybe whatever cool if that's true but the lou will bro that's out of pocket bro but ty lawson has been on the internet he's in the gym bro he in the gym yeah he's ready to prove something

Speaker 1 typeson is not liking all these tweets bro i'm gonna leave ty alone

Speaker 1 Todd did.

Speaker 1 I think Todd might get locked in, bro. And we, obviously, we've seen what Mark and Stewart is still on.
He's at LA Fitness Causing Havoc.

Speaker 1 This needs to happen. This needs to happen.
Even if it's just king of the hill, king of the court, it has to happen, bro. This is funny.
Give niggas a couple months, man.

Speaker 1 I say, June, let's make it happen. Let's figure it out.
Let's figure out the city. Because

Speaker 1 it's going to be fat wherever. Oh, it's going to be.

Speaker 1 Yeah, bro. Give everybody a couple months to get in shape.
You know what I'm saying? Get some consistent runs in. Let's see it.
It's time, man.

Speaker 1 That'll be cool for the big three to pop it off. But 520, we going on a tour.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so we going to your nearest parks. Oh, we pulling up and hooping.
We're running threes. Threes.
I'm coming in that foul and shit either.

Speaker 1 We always got a special guest.

Speaker 1 Marcus, my brother, is always our

Speaker 1 sub-man.

Speaker 1 He will be used. Yeah, so get y'all.
Y'all hoop it up, teams, Gus Microtein, whatever it is. Damn.

Speaker 1 When we on this tour this summer, we pulling up to cities we pulling up to parks and we hooping yeah the day before we're gonna announce what park we're going to oh yeah for love y'all pull up and hoop cameraman will be out there security will be out there so

Speaker 1 let's act accordingly that'll be fun man i know that's gonna be lit come on man bring the vibes back outside basketball yep so we're gonna get the hoop on three on three

Speaker 1 you know what i like about all this shit i mean i it's mostly friendly banister for the most part but i like the fact that it's making everybody want to go hoop that's the dope part about it Everybody go get active again.

Speaker 1 It's a lot of people who ain't did shit in a long time, just sitting wasting away. Show everybody why he was good, man.
It don't matter who win this shit, but it's dope to see everybody.

Speaker 1 Like, y'all was all names. Y'all was all somebody.
Go hoop, man. I fuck with that.
Nah, yeah, for sure. Speaking of hoop, man, Steph called you out, man.

Speaker 1 Not in a bad way, but he was shouting y'all out. Say, y'all was kicking it, man.
All-American Squiddy, you, Jimmy Harden. You know what I mean? I got accolades.
Talk your shit.

Speaker 1 Man, I believe he could have left me out that motherfucker.

Speaker 1 Why he could have left you out

Speaker 1 because he was like, Man, you know, everybody from the 0-9 class that was the All-Americans, me, James Hart, you know, Je T,

Speaker 1 man, since 0-9, we still doing it in 2025. No, nigga, y'all still doing it in 2025.
Nigga, you could have left me out that bitch, man. We still, your name's still a lot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1 I'm showing love. Like, everybody doing a lot of people.
I appreciate you, Stephanie. I made an appearance, man.
But yeah, he could have left you out. It made me, I was like, damn, that's hard, bro.

Speaker 1 Then I sat back and thought, but I'm like,

Speaker 1 damn, I was just talking about them niggas game, man. Yeah.
I was on the morning show talking about it. Me and James still playing.
Jeff talking about it. We still lit, man.
Hold on.

Speaker 1 I was like, damn.

Speaker 1 Hey, shit.

Speaker 1 Hopefully when we transition to that life, Jeff can give us some help. Show us the road.
We got three more years left and shit. Stephen get into the max gym.

Speaker 1 Shout out to them, man, though. But nah, they was hella cool when I met them.
That was my first time meeting both of them. It was a cool cool vibe, bro.
How long was y'all together? Two days.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay. We did some autograph signings, man.
We kicked it. Did y'all hoop? Nope.
We got Steph to go outside. That's when I knew he was super famous.
Blake Griffin was there too. BG.

Speaker 1 Jody Meeks. I can't remember everybody that was there, though.
Tyler, I think

Speaker 1 Ty might have been there. Tyler was there.
Damn, y'all went out with Steph and it was over? Ah, man, he shut that shit down.

Speaker 1 Me, him, James. I gased Steph up enough.
I'm like, man, just come. He's like, man, I don't really like to go out.

Speaker 1 And he came outside, boy.

Speaker 1 That's when I knew I wasn't shit.

Speaker 1 They was running to get his autograph running by me. I'm like, damn, like, damn.
I'm here. Like, what up, though? Like, they were just running past.
What city was y'all in?

Speaker 1 Detroit. Okay.

Speaker 1 Damn. And I'm like, damn, I wasn't getting no love.
Blake Griffin was getting love. Steph was getting all the love.

Speaker 1 James Hart was getting a little bit of love, but we was the more of the outcast.

Speaker 1 You know, it's crazy. I went to the bigger schools.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That light on Steph was different, bro.
But people forget, bro, everybody was pulled up to them Davison games to go see Steph, bro. You had Braun, you had the OKC squad light.

Speaker 1 He was the prodigy, bro. Yeah.
That's crazy. And then he lived up to that expectation, too, in the league.

Speaker 1 This year, a 17 for him? 16. 16.

Speaker 1 What's crazy is, again,

Speaker 1 nobody thought that he was going to be the best best PG ever, but if he would have had a fourth of his career, he had a hell of a career.

Speaker 1 Facts. I mean, for him to do what he did at Davidson to come to the league and become one of the best PGs ever is crazy, bro.
Yeah. I didn't expect it, but shit, Steph is stiff.
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 He beating his own record every day.

Speaker 1 I don't think nobody ever catches that three-point record. My

Speaker 1 tough, bro. And imagine that he had set out a couple years, really, with them ankle injuries.
That shit would be way higher than that. That's a fact.
He didn't have a a crazy start to his career.

Speaker 1 I mean, I remember at one point it was a contemplation between keeping him or Monte Ellis.

Speaker 1 We talked about that beforehand, but to have that start to not even be the property man to go and say history, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 What was wrong with Steph Early? His ankles or something? Yeah, ankles.

Speaker 1 Damn, the niggas still wear ankle braces.

Speaker 1 He does. He does.
I ain't seen him in a while on the athletes.

Speaker 1 For real, bro. Ankles.
I ain't like, damn, niggas wear ankle braces. I'm the ankle braces.
I'm thinking, shout out to Freaky Mike.

Speaker 1 That's a real movie one. We got to get set up.
You know what I'm saying? It was a warm-up game between Freaky Mike and Malcolm. And Malcolm took the L.
Now it's beaten and Freaky Mike, man.

Speaker 1 Said he beat him with all left hand moves. All left hand layups.
Finish with a.

Speaker 1 It was nice. Y'all seen it.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker said, okay, Dirk.

Speaker 1 Dirkyo.

Speaker 1 KB talking about the whiskey.

Speaker 1 That is crazy. I told you, I'm just just an athlete.
That's all that matters. I'm just an athlete.
Yeah, Mike told me, guys, that he is the best athlete that I know. He even challenged Jeffrey and

Speaker 1 that nigga can't beat me in nothing. I literally can beat me.
Besides stretching, and y'all seen the video.

Speaker 1 That nigga did that headstand shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Mike, you should be offended because when niggas say, like, you're more flexible than them, it's kind of, I feel you. I feel you.
That's about it.

Speaker 1 That's crazy. That's about it.
That's about it. And that Ruby's Cube is actually a sport, too.
Oh, nigga. Man, you take you forever to do that shit.

Speaker 1 ESPN ate the Ocho ass.

Speaker 1 Devil Rand.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. You out of pocket for sure.

Speaker 1 Y'all see Rich Paul said that the Miton Heat was not a big three. What did he say it was?

Speaker 1 He said it wasn't a big three. He basically downplayed Chris Bosch.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 You can't. He probably won the most important pieces.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I don't think it was to disrespect, but he was on Pat McAfee talking about it.
I'm like, no, they were a big three, bro. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're not going to outplay that. Chris Bosch was cold before he went there.
I mean, he was cold there. Yeah, Chris Bosch was a double-double machine.
He's the one who had to sacrifice the most.

Speaker 1 Perennial all-star. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know. We talked about the blood costing situation.
Like, we didn't even get to see Chris Boss's post when they left it. Yeah, he was going to hoop Miami.

Speaker 1 Damn. I don't know.
Hopefully, Rich Paul went something else. Yeah, I don't know about that, bro.
That was a big three. He averaged 17, 7,

Speaker 1 17 to and shot from 51% in the field. Yeah, he didn't get the same touches he was getting.

Speaker 1 Hell no, I could his Toronto numbers. Yeah, obviously, playing with LeBron.
That was only with the him, yeah, bro. His Chris Bosch was different, yeah, elite, bro.
They asked him to join for a reason.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that wasn't no, yeah, before that, he was averaging 24 and 10.

Speaker 1 Let's not get it fucked up. So, yeah, he was a problem.
Yeah, maybe that was clipped up wrong or some shit. Yeah, and his ability to switch on defense, like him and Braun, that was havoc, bro.

Speaker 1 And his ability to start shooting that three. That 15-footer was cash.
And when he started shooting that three, it got real spooky. I don't even know of a big three that's better than them three.

Speaker 1 Shit, KD, Steph, and Clay. I'm nothing.
Ooh.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 I'm nothing on being better than Braun. Steph is better than D-Wade.

Speaker 1 KD, he ain't better than the Bron, but he fucking right there.

Speaker 1 Chris Bosch is way better than fucking Clay Thompson. He's crazy as hell, boy.
What? Boy, he's crazy as hell.

Speaker 1 Nigga, you tripping. Stop, bro.

Speaker 1 And I'm one of the biggest Clay Thompson fans, but I swear to God, he cannot hold water to Chris Bosch. And even if you mix it up a little, like Clay ain't that far off from D-Wade.

Speaker 1 Steph right there.

Speaker 1 Clay ain't that. Clay as a war, we stay back there.

Speaker 1 So Clay is a two-guard. Clay is one of the top two guards of all time.
Man,

Speaker 1 comparing Clay to fucking D-Wade. Closely ain't that far off.
Nigga, he's

Speaker 1 miles off. Man, that's crazy.
Miles off D-Wade. I'm nothing.
That nigga averaged 36 in the finals, third year in the league. What? Yeah, D-Wade Falls from this crazy.
What are we talking about, Jeff?

Speaker 1 Clay got four raids.

Speaker 1 Wow, and bro. See? That's why niggas be thinking y'all

Speaker 1 before Clay, before Clay tore that ACL that Achilles, bro. Clay was a motherfucker.
Yeah. Niggas was shooting 37 and a quarter and shit.
I am.

Speaker 1 One of the biggest

Speaker 1 Thompson fan trips, bro. One of the biggest Clay Thompson trips.
Niggas forget. For real, for real.
No, I never forgot. I speak high.
All my niggas know I speak high on Clay.

Speaker 1 Being compared to D-Wade, nigga, that is very disrespectful. He is the damn near the third best two-guard of ever, bro.
Yeah, Clay tops the top 10 two guards. Are we talking too far behind, bro.

Speaker 1 We're just looking at Clay now with Dallas. He got

Speaker 1 no, I'm getting

Speaker 1 trying to do that, but I played them, and it was fear. Like, well, that motherfucker C2 going,

Speaker 1 it's the game probably over, and that was before KD got there. Yo, we not trolling this or we're playing.
Ah, that is the craziest shit I ever heard in my life.

Speaker 1 So, which big three y'all like better between Golden State, Miami? You Miami,

Speaker 1 yeah, okay,

Speaker 1 it was it was easy that was blowouts

Speaker 1 looking at some other championship trios um they playing in our face with that lakers well is that derrick fisher kobe and shaq

Speaker 1 that stop fucking playing uh

Speaker 1 yeah i really

Speaker 1 man y'all sleeping on clay bro

Speaker 1 i'm never gonna say that situation what what I'm just talking about the comparison dude Chris Bosch and D-Way. That's crazy.
The stats ain't super far off. I know they ain't.

Speaker 1 Clay averaged 19, D-Way averaged 22. Rebounds,

Speaker 1 play four, D-Way five, assists. D-Way played longer than what he's supposed to.

Speaker 1 Clay still playing it. He is a shell of himself.

Speaker 1 Bro, that

Speaker 1 major injuries. D-Way at his prime and Clay at his prime.
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 That shit is crazy. I seen Clay at his prime.
That shit was amazing, bro. Nigga scored 60 and didn't dribble the ball.

Speaker 1 Like, what? The only set that Clay is better on numbers-wise, is three-point percentage and free-throw percentage.

Speaker 1 Clay's one of the best shooters of all time.

Speaker 1 That's the only thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I never said that he was better than D-Way. I said he's not too far off.

Speaker 1 The numbers ain't too far off. So, can we at least say Clay's top 10 shooting guard of all time? Yeah, for sure.
You rolling with that? I'm a fan of Clay.

Speaker 1 I'm giving my boy top 10. And he was a defender, too, so it ain't like he was.
Like, even D-Way, one of the best two-guard defenders. Shout out to blocking, but Clay used to.
Clay's one of the guards.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was a two-way.

Speaker 1 It was him and Paul George and Kawhi for sure. Best two-way players in the league.
No, I keep, bro. I'm a fan.
But that nigga D-Way is something special, bro.

Speaker 1 I ain't saying he ain't, but that nigga came into the league at 40. Going crazy.
I'm just saying that boy Clay. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He started going, bro. I can't wait till we hear about this in the chat.

Speaker 1 It was 73 and 9 for a reason. Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Well, we know why.

Speaker 1 Darantula was there. Nah, he wasn't there then.
When they went 73 and 9 that's the year they lost. That's when they lost.
Oh, that's when they lost. Yep, that's when they lost.

Speaker 1 He came after

Speaker 1 nuts, bro. You're right.
That's my fault.

Speaker 1 Damn,

Speaker 1 that's probably some of the most disrespectful shit you just said.

Speaker 1 How do y'all disrespect him? I said he's not that too far off.

Speaker 1 I didn't say he was broken. I don't know.
Maybe our distances is different with shit.

Speaker 1 Maybe our distances are different with shit. How far do you think he's off?

Speaker 1 From here to Chicago. Fuck no.

Speaker 1 From

Speaker 1 Minneapolis to Chicago. For all that you don't know, that's about three hours.

Speaker 1 You just heard the numbers. He ain't that far off, bro.
Clay don't get hurt, bro. He probably catches D.
What? Because Clay was on his way.

Speaker 1 He was going up. He wasn't going down.
You my God, bro. He was, bro.
Daddy, Terry. This nigga

Speaker 1 a bunch of 40-year-old men to the championship bro and one i'm not disrespecting 36 in the finals bro i'm sleep bro he did that that's what's up

Speaker 1 that don't mean i ain't discrediting what he did that's tight but clay was on his way

Speaker 1 and we can't talk about championships he got them yeah but i don't know if clay if clay was by himself if he had the same d-way impact he probably wouldn't have i'll disagree because people bring that up with the reggie miller and clay conversation too yeah so i understand that it's difference when you lead a franchise i agree but y'all gotta think.

Speaker 1 Them niggas was ass until Clay became Clay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Steph was doing his thing, but they was weak.
When Clay started killing, all of a sudden Golden State was that shit.

Speaker 1 All right. For sure.
And if we're being real, they made Draymond Green a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 1 They made Draymond good.

Speaker 1 Because if Draymond wasn't on team with Steph, it was just him and Steph, Draymond wouldn't be that good. If it was him, Steph, and Monte, Monte,

Speaker 1 Draymond would have struggled because everything that Draymond does is getting shooters open.

Speaker 1 He can play point guard, he can set screens, pin downs, all that stuff, dribble handoffs.

Speaker 1 You got to close out so hard on Steph and Clay that he used to just get drop-off layups because you'll send two to him. You see them open, two niggas running at them.
They drop it to Draymond.

Speaker 1 Draymond hit a layup. If you left, that meant Steph Curry was in the corner.
Somebody was wide open or Bogie was at the rim. He threw a live, and then Draymond was a triple-double machine then.

Speaker 1 I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 That's 100% percent fact. And then he got crazy with the rank there because now you can't leave nobody.
Now it's your cheat.

Speaker 1 Now it's fucking

Speaker 1 fucking cheating.

Speaker 1 But when Klay Thompson arrived,

Speaker 1 Golden State became different. That's just real.
My Lord. Shout out to Clay.
We're going to have some good conversation in the chat about that for sure.

Speaker 1 Speaking to KD, how y'all feel about KD to the Rock? Because actually, before we get to that, I think it's time to pull up a little bit, man. Oh, yeah, I need a motherfucking drink.

Speaker 1 But look, don't try to to chop this up because I didn't say he was better than D. White?

Speaker 1 I didn't say that. You didn't say that.
No, I said he's just not that far off. And Barbie, I wasn't trying.
I just didn't feel like standing up. I ain't throw that drink at your baby.

Speaker 1 Damn, what's happening, Barbie? What we got today?

Speaker 1 Okay, Hardwood Classic.

Speaker 1 Hardwood Classic. South to Michelines.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 What you been on, Barbie? You chilling? You good?

Speaker 1 Damn, is this what this little orange pill do?

Speaker 1 You know who D. White is?

Speaker 1 You know who Clay Thompson is? Who better?

Speaker 1 I'm just fucking with you.

Speaker 1 Don't get put out.

Speaker 1 This will be your last day.

Speaker 1 Russian roulette. And I'm going to say

Speaker 1 Risha Roulette.

Speaker 1 All right. Am I right?

Speaker 1 It ain't no wrong, right or wrong, Answer. I was just messing with you.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Earlier in the show, we were talking about Easter and losing recipes. Are you whooping up for the holiday?

Speaker 1 Do you celebrate first and foremost? Hopefully, I'm not offensive. But if you do, are you whipping up? Yeah, I totally forgot that Easter was even

Speaker 1 grandma's.

Speaker 1 How though? I don't understand.

Speaker 1 I'm going to WrestleMania. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Like, when did tradition start leaving your mind?

Speaker 1 I mean, I just didn't think it would be right.

Speaker 1 Man, I feel bad. I got a whole son.
I'm like, he don't need no candy, no, no, nothing. So, I'm not even doing that.
Yeah, I mean, he can go to the hood and hunt. I'm talking about you in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 In the kitchen. Because it's Sunday.
I'm going to cook Sunday. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What's your go-to meal, Barbie? My go-to meal. Yeah, since you don't like niggas with headboards.
I do. Quit saying that.
I got people writing me like, I got a headboard.

Speaker 1 I do like niggas with headboards.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to leave if he doesn't have. If he houses nice and he doesn't have the headboard, Ashley Fergus backed up.

Speaker 1 Respect.

Speaker 1 Respect. Boy, if you see he ain't got one, you're going to pull up and tap in and get one to the crib for him.
That's my man.

Speaker 1 Why would I get a headboard for somebody I don't mess with?

Speaker 1 Thanks, baby.

Speaker 1 I only seen that at the one house.

Speaker 1 That's about

Speaker 1 whatever you say. Say you're not gonna buy me a headboy because you think about me thrashing another bitch is crazy.

Speaker 1 Be like that. Celebrate me while we're here.
Enjoy our time. Like, tell her, go have one.
Break it in. No, that's fine.
Go have one. Me and her gonna go have one.

Speaker 1 When you push out a group chat, say your

Speaker 1 500 is up. Yo,

Speaker 1 your 500 is due. There she go, y'all.
That's the real Barbie.

Speaker 1 Nah, man, tell us about your meal, though. What you cooking, man? What's the go-to? What's the goat? I don't know.
What's my go-to meal? Yeah, what's your off-the-dribble?

Speaker 1 You know, it's going to slap.

Speaker 1 You making ham still? No, I have made a ham before, but I don't really like

Speaker 1 snacks.

Speaker 1 But I don't know. I like a lot of different stuff.

Speaker 1 What about pineapple turkey? Pineapple turkey. Pineapple turkey.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Hey, nigga.

Speaker 1 I mean, ham and pineapples go together tonight. Nah, I'm trying to tell y'all, nigga.

Speaker 1 That's all I need. You just say words.

Speaker 1 Nah, see, y'all ain't hit. I'm going to put y'all on.
No, I'm going to put y'all on.

Speaker 1 On my mama jerk turkey bus.

Speaker 1 But they eat it. They turkey like candy.

Speaker 1 You do. That motherfucker damn near like candy, dog.

Speaker 1 His people are. Shit.
I'm going to WrestleMania.

Speaker 1 Ask me about traditions. Y'all niggas ain't care about traditional.
Well, we're going to work. We're going to work, bro.
So don't do that. Me too.
I'm working day two shit.

Speaker 1 So I'm not cooking or doing no traditions. That's That's crazy.
That's crazy. See, nigga, I was trying to get her to tell y'all what meal she'll make for y'all on the first day, but chicken Alfredo.

Speaker 1 Oh, not just chicken Alfredo. If I do make some pasta, it's going to be crazy.
Like I said, I'm going to put some lobster till nearby. Oh, okay.
Oh. And when she said, you said pasta.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if we're going to do pasta, we're going to do it right now. Raymond noodles.

Speaker 1 I never did it. And lobster.

Speaker 1 You can't buy. No,

Speaker 1 putting lobster is not a meal. No, you can't put, you can put lobster.
You can put egg. That's a little bit of a small bread.

Speaker 1 You can put beef, smoked sauce raven noodles y'all give me some green onion put lobsters in it out yeah

Speaker 1 you gave me some 99 packaged nuts yeah why am i eating a slam i ain't free

Speaker 1 that's not a slam y'all it is top raymond when you put eggs and green onion and smoked sauce why are y'all dressing up top raymond bro it's 99 cent packages bro it's different bro

Speaker 1 you're eating pineapple turkey bro

Speaker 1 it's okay if you try noodles

Speaker 1 She's gonna turn up on this nigga. I don't care.

Speaker 1 I can't wait to see her. Because I'm telling y'all,

Speaker 1 I swear to God,

Speaker 1 tomorrow, I'm about to go. I'm gonna call my mama and say, Can you get these niggas this turkey? Yeah,

Speaker 1 and can you? And I'm like, I want y'all to try. And when I try it on my mama, you're gonna be like, man, this ham or something, bigger.
I swear to God, because I did it. I don't never remix it.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker try to tell me turkey bacon tastes like pork bacon. Never.

Speaker 1 She's been brown shit. And I like turkey bacon.
That's a a fucking lie.

Speaker 1 It tastes like candy for real.

Speaker 1 And her cornbread heat.

Speaker 1 My cornbread special. Yeah, I can have it.
Bob 20 cookbooks on the way for sure. And I don't even like my mama food like that.
Damn. For real.
My mama went in no cooker like that.

Speaker 1 It was too many of us. We ate the same shit all the time.
Yeah, spaghetti. That pot of spaghetti.

Speaker 1 How long is it before you throw the spaghetti out? I don't eat leftovers, so it's quiet. I got one day of leftovers.
After that, it's quiet. After one day? It's quiet.

Speaker 1 I got to get into it. So

Speaker 1 you cool with four days, Malcolm, on that fourth day you diving in?

Speaker 1 Excuse me?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Malc got gal too.

Speaker 1 I don't eat leftovers, bro. That nigga said till it's gone.
God damn. I worked too hard to eat leftovers.
Malcolm and his colour clears.

Speaker 1 Boy, that six-day chili is going to kick your ass.

Speaker 1 I got to really like some shit to eat that second day. I'll spend a playback for sure.
Oh, facts.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll run it back i gotta i gotta love it but day two it's quiet that is getting pitched i gotta love it i gotta be like yeah this was so good day three day three is i mean i forgot about it day three and i'm gonna dive in still oh day three is the day three from any restaurant the sit-down restaurant i'm with it that's why

Speaker 1 okay y'all can't eat leftovers from like a place that i purchased it from yeah i'm not messing with like i can't even pack up a meal like y'all know how y'all be doing that y'all order something to go pack it up oh yeah and then get back to the room and eat it.

Speaker 1 It's damn near quiet for me. I knocked it down for that.
It's damn near quiet. That's what that's the real meal prep.

Speaker 1 I told y'all when I ate my food in Dallas, I was butt naked sitting in the front of that TV, nigga, eating that motherfucking jumbo line.

Speaker 1 Meet all on that chair. Whoa, fucking fucking

Speaker 1 bad. I didn't need that shit to face.

Speaker 1 Oh, wait. Wait, what? You said you came in there.

Speaker 1 So be him over slash and Mike said he came in this room. Oh, in Atlanta.

Speaker 1 In Atlanta, he had to come get me out of the room so we could leave. Nigga, I didn't know about that.
It's crazy.

Speaker 1 But he didn't see that, though. He just said my name.

Speaker 1 That sounds crazy, The door didn't even close. Yeah, yeah.
He just came up.

Speaker 1 Barbie's out of pocket for that.

Speaker 1 No, that's a false story.

Speaker 1 That's a false story. My bad.
Lying is more important on this platform.

Speaker 1 But I ain't gonna hold you. Ain't nothing more of a piss off than somebody eat your leftover.
Like, I'll be chilling by a lot of stuff.

Speaker 1 If you eat my leftover, especially something I've been waiting for, like, I couldn't come home to the shit. I'm gonna be.
Y'all leave your leftovers with me. Y'all know it's good.
It's gone.

Speaker 1 Y'all might as well door dash.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm on that.

Speaker 1 Straight up. I actually just grabbed the bag.
never seen my food.

Speaker 1 That nigga had him utensils in there and played. Hey, the funny thing he in the chat, like, hey, you got my left over? Says quiet.

Speaker 1 It was like 1 a.m. Nigga was hungry as hell.
We was fucking that kitchen and cocktails. Oh, I murdered that shit.
Hey, bust it. Shout out to Kevin.
We love you, Nasty. We have to go back together.

Speaker 1 We need to get a lot of money.

Speaker 1 Kitchen and cocktails in Charlotte, Atlanta, Dallas, Chicago. Pull up on my boy, man.
I ain't ain't gonna lie, I murdered that shit in Dallas. I remember I went back and y'all had already ate.

Speaker 1 I was in there eating by myself. He's like everything on us.
I was smashing shit by myself. That nigga didn't matter.
He's like, y'all niggas not eating

Speaker 1 because he was bringing a bunch of shit.

Speaker 1 He was bringing a bunch of shit out. Y'all niggas were eating this shit.
I'm like, we literally had everything on the menu. Is that the is that?

Speaker 1 Is that the best restaurant we went to? Yeah. Kitchener Cocktails? No.
No. Well, it's up there.
It's there.

Speaker 1 Ah, damn near. I'm a show.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Which one? They closed though.
Yeah, voodoo,

Speaker 1 hell that platter, nah, hell nah. I ain't gonna lie, y'all, the first night we went with the platter, that was crazy.
The second time was still five, but that first night was crazy.

Speaker 1 That kitchen and cocktails, boy. No, I love kitchen and cocktails.
No, yeah, hell yeah. I was chokehold.
Nigga, I said y'all won't go back.

Speaker 1 Big ups. Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
You never owned us up. That Saturday when we spent a lot.

Speaker 1 I mean, that Sunday, yeah, that was crazy. That shit was crazy.
My Lolo's was busting too. Lolo's was heating, but I ain't gonna lie.
I murdered. I murdered.

Speaker 1 About restaurants. right there.
Matter of fact, we go to Vegas.

Speaker 1 And that's a Vegas, right? Yeah, that's where we are. We gotta have Pennsylvania.
We pulling up. We gotta go to Lolo's.
Matter of fact, if you work at Lolo's, nigga, sneak us in again.

Speaker 1 We need a reservation. We cut that line.
We gotta pick a day. Well, can you make reservations? Nope.
Damn. Yeah,

Speaker 1 you remember y'all had left and went somewhere else, and when they was like, I got 20 minutes for them to get here. I had to pay that 100 to wait.

Speaker 1 He was like, shit, saw that motherfucker right here, man. They'd be good when they get in.
I was like, right on, gangs. Some bullshit.
That shit did not reflect in my business.

Speaker 1 Valet at Lolos is crazy. There's no parking garage here.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 All right, one more time. What is it, Barbara?

Speaker 1 Excuse me, the Neho old fashion. All right, turn up.

Speaker 1 Appreciate you, big dog.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Can't fuck up my light. No, I'm just playing.

Speaker 1 There we go. Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 All right, now, Barbara.

Speaker 1 Speaking of the KD sweepstakes, how y'all feel about him and Houston? It's reported to be mutual interest between both parties.

Speaker 1 Do y'all need to see how this playoff go first before they make that move? Or, you know what I'm saying? McGraw-Jason, see what's up. They have a first round exit to go get KD.
Okay.

Speaker 1 If they make a a run

Speaker 1 let kd stay at home figure something else out man it's funny because they uh also as well the phoenix son said man we really up by not like shopping him earlier and like it's like now you go get kd for a discount for what you should get kevin durant for i feel like a lot of teams should be more interested in they acting like they should

Speaker 1 i don't know man

Speaker 1 KD just scared me. I don't know what he's not a cancer to a franchise.
You just don't want to give up too much of the future to risk a couple years. They don't got to no more.

Speaker 1 Everybody knows that it didn't work. So ain't nobody going to give you nothing for KD.
And yes, you're going to run it back with that same team.

Speaker 1 They can't afford to do it. They got to get rid of them.
Yeah. Reports of we talked about Brad Bill getting bought out, things of that nature.

Speaker 1 They're like, yeah, he ain't going to be the team next year. They're going to look different, but like you said, that price definitely has to go down.
It ain't that he ain't worth it.

Speaker 1 He's worth all the above. But like you said, they ain't trying to get a son of shit.
They need draft capital bad. Yeah, they got to run.
They got to run it. They can't run that back.

Speaker 1 So they got gotta like

Speaker 1 give him up. That's crazy.
Somebody about to get him for a steal. Hopefully, it's okayc, though.
Yeah, I was gonna say, I would like for it to be OKC.

Speaker 1 I don't care even if they go to the conference final. I don't care if they go to the chip.
Do it, man.

Speaker 1 If you can give us some draft capital, a couple young players, and don't shake up your core, fuck it. Why not? Nah, for sure.
For sure. Yeah, I can't see KD going there, though.
Nah.

Speaker 1 But at that point, it's like, damn, where can you see him going? Houston.

Speaker 1 I would love for him to go to uh san antonio houston just got too many people that's

Speaker 1 they don't really got a superstar but like jalen green and they just too young i think i feel like the spurs they're young but their players a little more like mature i feel like yeah like you know what i mean like you got d'Aaron fox he a young point guard but he been around the league for six seven years yeah you know he one of the guys Then you still got CP if he come around.

Speaker 1 But then you got KD.

Speaker 1 Winby is like a little more seasoned. Like, he's a young dude, but he reminds you of somebody way older.
Like, he carries himself. He's more mature.
Houston, like a young turn team.

Speaker 1 Young YNs. Ain't that what bro said?

Speaker 1 Morris is crazy for that. But that's true.
I feel like San Antonio is a little bit more seasoned. Yeah.
And if inserting KD to that, they'd be.

Speaker 1 KD and Wimby is crazy. Yeah, they'd be fine.
You got the Fox. Yeah.
Come on.

Speaker 1 And you can still probably have Castle in the situation because they're gonna have to give up picks, which would be their pick now, probably some futures.

Speaker 1 They'll probably have to give up Basal and somebody else, too. But I don't know if they're gonna move off from Castle.
No, hell no, they ain't gonna get him.

Speaker 1 Nah, that's that's a nasty five Phoenix in a row right now. They like in the begging role right now.

Speaker 1 They they gotta get rid of KD, yeah, and they would have to, and they could get that Spurs lottery pick, which would probably be top six, seven right now. It helps start to rebuild.
I wonder how D.

Speaker 1 Book feel.

Speaker 1 Shit, he don't care. You see, he's possibly rumored to get an offer to two-year 142.
Oh, I'm great. Oh, two-year 142? Yeah.
Oh, nigga. It's sweet.
Yeah. Nigga, 142, nigga, ain't 70 a year.

Speaker 1 What?

Speaker 1 What? Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I love Phoenix.
Me and my old schools is living. Yeah, we got more Chevy Blazer packs on the way.
Two-year one.

Speaker 1 Golly. Nigga, I would have signed a 10-year 142.

Speaker 1 Nah, straight up. What? Nigga ain't been hype as fuck.

Speaker 1 I can't tell y'all everything. 142, bitch.

Speaker 1 He made that shit in two years, nigga. I'd cry.
And you know what he could do after that first year? I ain't liking this shit. It ain't working out.

Speaker 1 He was already signed. Yeah.
That's too.

Speaker 1 I swear, I'd never leave Phoenix if I was, bro. No.
Like, I'd be the all-time leading scorer. All the already that shit.
But I just, Bray, I just make the record so crazy.

Speaker 1 And let them build around me, bro. You've seen the proof of other people.
Yeah. You've been to the finals.
You know, you can build a team out there. But Bradley Bill just did.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a great example, though.

Speaker 1 You look at Brad and be like, yeah, fuck that. I ain't about to do what you just did.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what I look at it. Like, or even like KD, you know, KD go everywhere and kill, but he just a journey, like, he's a journeyman, really.
He's been,

Speaker 1 which is crazy. And he the one, he's probably the greatest scorer of all time, really.
Yeah, and he's little, like you said, but he's a legit journeyman.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like, he's been a hell of a because you look at KD and say, what's home? I mean, we're going to probably say, okay, see, but outside of that, you're going to say, what's home for him?

Speaker 1 You won't even say home is where he got the kids younger than us is going to call him a journeyman. Yes, because they don't know nothing about the KD in 2010 and

Speaker 1 all them runs him and Russ went on with Jimmy Harden and shit.

Speaker 1 Damn, I ain't never heard nobody call him that, bro. But that is true.
Yeah, bro, he's a no-man. A player of that caliber being a journeyman is crazy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, I was a journeyman, but like for you to be Kevin Durant,

Speaker 1 that's a little weird. You know what I mean? Yeah, Kevin Under Durant, you talk about him with Kobe Bryan.
Yeah, he's a great, for sure. Brian, Mello.

Speaker 1 Even though Mello played on a couple teams, but we consider Mello years nuggets in the Knicks. We don't really.
Yeah, we ain't talking about Portland KC at all. KD's on his way to his 15.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. Fuck.

Speaker 1 I swear I never thought about that. And I look at KD greater than Mellow.
So

Speaker 1 I put KD in another. It's like KD in that rim.
It's like Brian and Jordan, they own shit. And then it's him.
And then it's KD, Steph. Cole, Cole, all them 100%.
Yeah, 100%. Boyd of Grace for sure.

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Imban Pal is going to be crazy. Also, we will be at WrestleMania.
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We're going to have a good time. Yeah.
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