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To my left, we got my dog, Bishop B.

Heading out the pearlies.

How you what, nasty?

What up, bro?

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Who sent you that?

Ball is life.

They ain't sent us nothing.

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I gave it to y'all, and y'all never grabbed it.

He's lying.

Mike is lying.

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We are sorry.

I grabbed this off the steps in our building.

This was not presented to the team at all.

Are the upstairs?

You have one by your fucking desk right now.

Do they pay us?

Like, you know?

Fuck.

we're not obligated.

Okay, I can say that part, but

we wasn't obligated, but they sent it to me.

I forgot to see.

Good, man.

Thank you.

Hey, shout out to Balls Life, man.

I'm the homies for show, man.

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I ain't no B with starting off the promo, but the fuck do we hear now, baby?

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Somebody writing my dog, Young Nacho, Young T got you what?

I'm chilling.

I don't do free promo no more.

Nancy Lieverman turned me up.

Nah, let me see how she called me y'all did she yeah i answered her

she left a voicemail

she left a voicemail

she said hey give me a call i deleted it

people's looking forward to that sit down she ain't sure

she uh could come today but she wants to come this week or next week whenever we have time

that's that now the vibe will go down

yeah but like

we super cool.

I'm like, I'm joking about balls.

Like, we're cool to everybody.

We don't care.

But, like,

you can't get in the fire and then, like,

try to, like, and behind the scenes, like, let's cool the fire down.

Yeah, you were supposed to beeline to that.

Yeah, yeah.

So keep it steaming.

And you did that on a platform that we really fuck with.

Yeah, out of nowhere, though.

That was definitely weird that you pulled that out of all the people that speak on Kalen too, but you know,

I get it.

I understand what it is.

You know, it's crazy, though, ever since then, it's been our Kelsey Mitchell highlights just popping up everywhere.

Like, everybody who they hate your guard and all that stuff.

And who's the leading score in the W right now?

Kelsey Mitchell.

It ain't, but it's like, you know, we do our job every day, and there

she helped us so much more.

Oh, my God.

I'm like,

every

plumbing down.

Everything I've been seeing and saying, like, one dude sent me this, was like, yeah, you couldn't, you couldn't mess with Caitlin Clark.

She has a better career than you.

I said,

y'all making me feel really good right now.

This is the GOAT of the WBA.

No, no shit.

And I'm a, what's she call me?

A serviceable person.

Serviceable person.

That's the GOAT.

And her stats are like, I was like, damn, let's go look at our GOAT shit.

Let me go see what the GOATs look like.

So I'm like, why are y'all doing that to her?

We like her.

I'm a fan of Caitlin.

We got in trouble for blazing Caitlin Clark on the show.

Oh, yeah.

Literally, though.

So for you to get in trouble for that, it's absolutely hilarious.

Like, people, even when everybody was mad at me when she was in college, and I was like,

she's the greatest.

Like, she's cold.

Like, the way she can pass the ball and all that stuff.

And everybody was like, oh, no.

You praise her, Angel, everybody.

All that shit get forget.

Everybody like bullshit and trying to create bullshit controversy.

But I was like OD on Caitlin's side.

And I remember

you spoke about the WNBA being weaker than college, like women's college basketball.

Like, we had a whole run of that shit.

DJ talk about all the time, like, people don't understand.

We talk about women's sports more than anybody.

That's a fact.

Like, and not because we have to, or we're trying to fit a genre or a fucking niche or a kiss ass.

No, we just like battle just like it.

Yeah.

And then when you see something special on someone, like people were like, oh, Kelsey Mitchell been in the league for so long.

I'm like, yes, the same thing's going to happen to Caitlin.

She's going to find her way in the league and eventually she's going to kill us.

Like right now, she having some up and down, some struggles, injuries, or whatever.

Same thing happened to Steph Curry.

Mm-hmm.

And they find their way.

And once they get used to it, they start killing the league.

That's all that's happening to Kelsey Mitchell.

She's been in the league for a while.

She gets used to it, find her footing.

And she came into the league with a horrible fever team.

Yeah.

A terrible fever team.

Robster was ass cheeks.

And she skilled.

She held us down all the way till now.

So I'm happy that she gets to thrive.

She deserves to be a parent of all-star.

Kelsey Mitchell is one of the ones for sure.

Yeah.

She's a tough cover, though, man.

Like, that's what people that don't really watch the game, they don't know.

Like, when you watch her play, you like, yeah, that's she's moving a little different than everybody else.

Yeah, and then that clip goes right with them.

Who's the hardest to guard?

You see, Ty?

You see AG?

Yeah.

Nah, that Kelsey Mitchell different.

Yeah, facts.

But we are not even, I'm not going to say we're not liked by the WNBA, but we're clearly not.

But any chance they get to go against us, I'm sure they will.

Oh, yeah.

You just got to be honest with Shit.

Like, she's the hardest guard.

Just say that.

You know what I'm saying?

But it's all good.

Yeah, it is.

Shout out to

Nancy.

Man, get well, soon, to the fever, man.

You know what I'm saying?

And we little Sydney Coast and Ari McDonald, man.

CC out.

Kevin Mitchell, really putting the team on their back, and they got a five-grain win streak, bro.

Talk to me.

We watch basketball.

That's tough.

Shout out to Reba, man.

Pull up.

I can't believe she called me though.

I was like,

people that know me, y'all got to know, I literally.

All this is jokes to me.

It's all fun.

Like, it's never perfect.

Like, I don't take anything personally.

We don't take anything.

I don't think you don't like me.

I don't think you think I suck.

Even like the people on Instagram, Twitter, whatever it is, you can say whatever you want.

If you see me out in person, I'm going to be like, what's up, bro?

I ain't going to shadure you, bro.

I ain't going to pull up and be like, and you don't say nothing nice about me.

And I fucked with that.

I fucked with it, but that ain't even my personality.

I'm like, what's up, bro?

And if I don't feel you, I don't like your energy.

I just won't say nothing to you anyway.

It's all good.

And that be, it's the internet shit.

Like, me and B.

Here was talking crazy to somebody on Twitter and seen a nigga at the club in Boston.

It was was all up.

That's a fact.

I don't take none of this shit serious.

I know how the internet works, though.

I used to feel the way we had a moment

when one of our guests, and that kind of zapped me back to like,

man, this shit full, full.

Yeah, this WWE.

What the fuck is we doing being mad at these people for?

Now, we ain't going for no whole ass shit.

But that right there was like.

It's WW.

Yeah.

I just want to try to know y'all different to me because I get mad.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I get mad.

I don't know.

No, I get mad in real life.

Yeah, but I'm saying you.

I don't hear about this.

But you was mad at me because how I acted on the situation.

But when the motherfuckers like, shit, I don't know what y'all talking about.

It was kind of like.

But I

play in the NBA, bro.

You see fans, they'll be calling you, bitch, all this shit, blah, blah, blah.

And I'm in Rosen, Minnesota.

It was a dude.

I think this is when I had Twitter, or I might have had it for like a day or two.

And I was just posting like WWE shit randomly.

You always posting wrestling shit, but you, you suck for us.

I'm like,

no bullshit.

He was the, you know, I door dash everything.

At that time, I was doing postmates.

He was the postmate striker.

I come down to meeting.

I was like,

hey, is this you?

Read the tweet.

He was like, you respond.

I'm like, no, nigga, I'm in person.

What you say?

Like, I'm going, you know what I mean?

What you say, bitch?

Like, I'm starting doing all that.

He like, no, no, no.

Like, you, no, no, no, no.

You just don't care.

Like, you're mean to the fans.

You don't say hi to nobody.

And he started doing all that shit.

I just started looking at him.

Like, he really scared.

Like, he think I could do something to him.

He's going to sue the shit out of me.

I can't do nothing to you, Phil.

Yeah, he's going to fold you.

Yeah, that's why.

I'm like, I can't do nothing to you, bro.

I don't even know why you scared right now.

He like, that shit don't even be worth it.

You can't even say nothing to the fans.

You don't speak.

you walk right by us.

Because I'll be responding to everybody.

But they said some crazy stuff on my days.

I'm like, dude, what up, be here?

You respond.

I'm like, no, I went in with gas the other day, and the is like, oh, you coming in for a hot dog?

Yeah, I like that, baby.

Hey, where are you at?

I said, what?

But now I'm just fucking with you.

I'm like, that's hard, though.

To me, that's tough.

I've been selling leaner shirts.

A gas station

is dangerous.

I got a bottle of water in my hand.

And this is, you can look for a hot dog.

I would have been crying.

I say shit else.

I would have went.

I wish I was in there.

Nothing else to say to you, bro.

I always been crying about that.

See how shitty I was in my face, though.

Because he immediately was like, no, I'm just fucking with you.

That's what you got to do.

But now I just dap everybody else.

That's the LeBron shit.

But dude,

I like, yeah, I gotta just start being like more nice because he, I almost did something I was gonna regret because he's a Rebron fan.

Like, yeah,

it's all love.

While we're here, have y'all ever eaten gas station food?

Man, what the hell?

I look like no, bro.

Okay.

I am.

When I was in high school, it's always a restaurant connected to a gas station.

I go.

Shout out to my boy Lou.

He did it every morning.

I grab a breakfast sandwich in high school.

Damn.

He did that every morning.

Lou did.

I used to see niggas on that

56 from George.

I used to see niggas lined up ready.

I said, y'all niggas ain't going to have a terrible lunch break.

Nah.

We had restaurants across our high school.

Oh, yeah.

What y'all have over there?

We had Qdova.

Apple Bees.

Shout out to Bar Ripple.

Yeah.

Donald's.

Prime Real Estate Nap.

Penn Station.

Bago Delivery.

Because y'all leave for lunch and stuff.

All of it.

We couldn't, but we did.

I used to just walk out.

I used to walk out.

Tuesdays was lit, though.

I didn't leave all the time.

I probably on some real shit.

I probably only left a few times my whole high school career, though.

Because after school, we got out of school at 2:30.

So, you're gonna slide anyway?

Yeah, niggas was gonna slide out of bees, you know, the half-off wings, quesadillas and burgers, and it was a vibe, man.

It wasn't nothing like a better feeling when you were a kid, you have like a dentist appointment or some shit, go to the doctor, you come back to school with that McDonald's, you walk in that lunchroom flexing on niggas.

It's like having that book fair money, bro.

It's a different type of feeling.

Oh, gosh, I never got no book fair money.

Still disappointed in Carol T for that.

That's crazy.

I used to want them Arthur books bad as hell

on me.

The Arthur books?

No, I used to want them.

Arthur Books bad.

Goosebumps.

Nah, that Goosebumps was probably real estate.

Yes.

R.L.

Stein.

Goosebumps.

It was a Harry Potter and then whatever the Guinness books were.

The Guinness books used to do numbers.

I wanted all that shit.

I ain't getting none of it.

Nigga, man, because he ain't getting no Arthur book.

It's crazy.

Oh, God.

I used to be like, I want the books, bro.

And Arthur's underrated TV show for kids.

Arthur was really a a crash shot.

Niggas don't really talk about it.

What is Arthur?

An art bark.

A what?

An art bark.

Even though he wore his glasses on the side, his ears come here.

I never knew what the fuck Arthur was, bro.

Arthur was an art bark, bro.

That or the Benya Binya.

That's a made up.

That's a Polywalk.

I didn't know what the fuck that was.

Well, Ben Ben might have been redacted, but I'm going to show some respect to Arthur.

Benya Binion was a Polywalk.

Ben Benyon was from

Benya Benyon, Pollywalk.

The black guy.

Yeah, Gulligula Island.

Gulligala Island.

It was literally a mascot.

Okay.

I mean, it was.

Him and Arthur.

It was cooked.

Arthur, bro, it used to go down at elementary school, nigga.

Everybody was into it.

Sure.

You know what I mean?

Buster scared me.

Buster was setting the tall.

The little motherfucker from the Goonies with the weird face scared me.

I haven't seen the Goonies in such a long time, period.

And what's that one movie, What's Under the Bed, or something?

What?

It's like a movie called What's Under the Bed.

Something under the bed.

Something under the bed.

I can't remember what it was.

That used to fuck me up too.

Little white dude.

Oh, yeah.

That was that shit.

Yeah, that movie used to fuck me up, bro.

I swear to God, I don't tell my case.

What's it called?

Something hot under the bed or something under,

but the dude had the horn.

Yeah, little white dude.

It was actually a cool movie, but like, it used to fuck me up a little bit.

I do remember that.

Tell some nigga, huh?

Momo?

Nah.

No, that's

nah.

That nigga

Hey, Momo fucked some shit up a couple years ago.

They had kids scared and shit.

Like, damn, they're about to try to off themselves.

Oh, yeah, we ain't doing that.

Yeah, that shit wild.

They had to take that shit off the streets.

It got dark real quick.

I had to find a movie.

I found it.

Yeah.

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Okay.

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Oh, yeah, I wanted to see that when y'all was talking about it.

This is crazy.

They said this is why Charlene was not coming back home because he was at home doing this bullshit.

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You gotta chill.

Why don't I say dancing so fast?

That used to be my move, though.

When I did the robot, you dropped down.

Come on.

Pull yourself back up.

I knocked that in mind class.

Anthony Hill shoot your truck.

Nah, we was better than that.

They said that's the move that Chris Brown shot

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Yeah, my boy.

He still got that hat on.

Because what song came on after all that?

There's no ending to hell with the song that we're talking about.

I don't worry about no money.

I'm leaving wrong.

Let me hold him alone.

They dropped the beat hard as hell after that.

His mustache is pissing me off in that picture.

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I think I have all the mosquitoes in there.

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Like, this nigga don't hurry up so we can get off.

Yeah, they certainly volunteered

to come to a concert.

That is my fear of seeing these old niggas at the concert.

bro.

Them tweaking out, bro.

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I'm ready, bro.

Nellie on his way.

Nellie and Ja Roe, they're about to break.

Oh, man.

When they come here, they come on Thursday.

Something like that, yes.

On Thursday.

They could be on Thursday.

Yeah.

We got that field.

Yeah.

They wouldn't send us no tickets.

They didn't give us no tickets.

They ain't sell us no tickets.

Damn, Nelly.

Damn.

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Chingy on the tour?

Yep.

What?

Okay, that's a nice, that's a nice lineup.

Wait, this Gene Juan compilation is insane.

Look at him.

I'm fucking with Gene Juan concert if I could go.

He looked like a Nintendo Week character.

That's all I was like, where did his features go?

Like, what the hell?

I'll fuck with Gene Wan, bro.

I'm trying to look blinker and blinker in the blank.

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TTG, really?

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Have you heard them talk about it?

They were just like, you know, me, me and Tyrese, we go through our stuff.

We figure it out.

out they say, when Gene Wild say no, it is no, because he does, they fuck everybody.

He's the biggest star of the all of them.

I don't know that to be Gene Wise, no, he was, he was.

That's what they said, though, on here.

They're like, we can't say nothing because it's G, when he gets on stage, that's what the girls really come.

Like, we can sing good, but I was coming to see G.

No disrespect because I think Gene Wilde is one of the ones for sure.

But y'all don't think Tyrese is kind of.

I mean, that nigga is an action star.

Like, Tyrese is a star.

I'm not saying musically is the same, but Tyrese is a star.

We're talking about strictly music.

Tyrese can't fuck with Gene Wine.

I respect it.

Tyrese got some nice hits, but yeah, that's what I'm saying.

It's like he's a slouch.

G1 might be there.

But it is really G-1, Tank, Tyrese, and TGT, bro.

Okay.

You said Tyrese West?

Yeah.

Tyrese is last.

Tank a music, musical guy.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

What are we doing?

Yeah.

I don't want him.

Tank is over.

Let's not do that.

He's probably written just as many good songs as Tyrese is being.

That's what I was going to ask.

Are you talking about his songs or his songs just written?

Okay.

Keith Sweck get on there performing the songs that he wrote.

So if Tank did that, it would get wicked.

Yeah,

dog.

Babyface did it at the concert.

Yeah.

He flexed at the theater.

Did y'all see G or not?

Gen.

Oh, damn, what's his name?

Keith Sweat when he got that midget.

Bro, yeah, I seen that.

But when they gave Keith Sweat that midget for his birthday, bro,

he walked out, bro.

Shout out to

O'Marion, too.

Boy, he's going through some shit, too.

That nigga got my shirt.

I got old stats on this shirt.

Well, he's about to see cup.

Excuse me, yeah, that boy had them titties.

I said,

Why is

he treating bro?

Omari, dude.

That nigga needed Victoria's secret bro.

No, titties.

Not made back.

Oh, man.

Them motherfuckers was hanging.

That is nasty.

That is so gross.

It's like when you get the sleeve of though, like, you need the next part of the surgery.

You got all that loose-ass skin.

It's like when you pay the cover feet, you still got it by

looking this shit up.

You know, he wants to see this nigga man boobs, bro.

The smut on him is crazy.

Yeah.

There they are.

They shake it.

There they are.

It's crazy.

Shout out to my nigga Omario, boy.

Maybe you're good to go, boy.

BN.

I don't know if you've seen this.

I've seen Mook.

I've seen Nacho, man, on the IG stories.

Barbara, you here.

We definitely going to talk about it.

Texas Rollhouse?

Yeah, Longhorn.

Where you staying?

Down district.

Oh, you know where I'm standing.

Where you at with it?

That's for sure.

Longhorn landslide.

Texas Roadhouse just has

better bread.

Hold on now.

Outside of that, like a longhorn steak and a longhorn salmon,

longhorn Brussels sprouts, longhorn macaroni.

Shit,

what are we talking about?

So, Barbie, if if a man picks you up and take you out to eat and he tells you, you know what I'm saying, he's taking you to Longhorn, you're going to the other place, Logan's, how you feeling?

Like,

yeah, I like Logan's bread too, but I'm gonna go to Texas Roadhouse.

You go to Logan's, Texas, okay, Longhorn,

Logan, Logan's, Logan, Logan,

Longhorn, who's a California Longhorn, okay.

Why are you picking Longhorn?

I like they um, they spinach there, amazing, their Parmesan crusted chicken, yeah,

y'all niggas know shit off the menu.

Parmesan crusted lamb.

Oh, she lives by there.

She knows go there.

I don't live by long corn, but I like long corn.

She's a freak.

No, they got parmesan crusted lamb chops.

How many times have you been to Texas Roll House?

I just, you know, I feel like we used to go there when I was younger.

Like, I don't know.

So you ain't been there.

That was like an old country buffet.

I know this shit.

Crackle barrel.

Yeah.

Crackle barrel.

Yeah.

You got some bridge.

No disrespect to crackle.

You got to go to cracker barrel under any person.

No way.

To long corn, probably.

I mean, um, to Texas Roadhouse in years.

That breast does leak out.

That's not a cool first date, is it, baby?

Oh, Texas Row House?

Yeah.

No, not really.

Yeah.

Where do you want to go?

I don't know.

Not on Texas Roadhouse.

If we went to Longcorn, I'd be like, okay, you know.

What the fuck is the difference?

I mean, y'all trying to make me be like, no, like, it's cool.

I would go on a Longcorn date.

Not school making side.

Yeah.

But what's wrong with Texas Roadhouse?

I would rather go to Longcorn if we're going to be in that caliber of eating.

She said, Texas Roadhouse, it might go home and I don't have it.

what could you consider that caliber eating like on some chill

like what is that caliber but it's just some chill that's what you gotta eat when you're already locked in i don't even feel like this a date this like let's just go to longcourt like

let's go grab a bite to eat let's grab something to eat so what's a date like to go eat there i want to try some different restaurants like you know some

take you take you to salt so benny hannah is like a date to go eat

trash here so i'm just asking i mean it's cool it's like meeting up to get something to eat so benny hannah benny hannah meet up get something to eat that's That's true.

I didn't win to Benny Honda.

You consider Benny Honda the same thing as Texas.

Barbara,

that's going to Panera.

It is, Benny Harris.

You just subscribe to the

broker.

That's why you can't send them $30 for lunch.

Hey, no, I wouldn't have to do $30 for lunch.

So you can tell any Benny Honda is considered the same as Texas Road House.

No, he is.

Why wouldn't I?

I agree.

I agree.

Benny Honda's is trash here, though.

That's fine, y'all.

Well, it's tears to party sports at restaurants.

Yeah.

If a gentleman takes you, I mean, but a man, a man might take you there and he think he's doing something for real.

He's not wrong for that.

So, for you to compare that to Panera Bread,

that's insane.

Sleep food is more than Benny Hanna's, right?

Benny Hanna's is damn near 100 for two people.

Definitely.

That's cheap.

$100 for two people.

Excuse me, $50 a million.

I'm saying, like, when I go out to eat, I spend money.

So I feel like for two people, $100.

If you spend $100 to take a royal house, you have eight things on bench.

Text the royal house is fucking crazy.

We need to have economics one-on-one on this motherfucker.

So you tell me a plate is cheap.

Carry the what?

You don't think that's cheap?

50 a plate?

What the fuck?

That's not maintained.

You can't go out to eat?

Yes.

What do y'all think?

Like, just to just go have something to eat?

Like, hey, we're about to stop by at this restaurant.

Yeah, my friends, that's the kind of shit.

I see why y'all say it's pissed in the day pool stand.

We ain't no piss in the daypool.

Y'all can't afford these motherfuckers.

They have a lot of people.

On Wednesday night, I got to spend a 50 ball.

God damn.

I feel at least.

You consider 100 a

Like, what?

Fine, we're talking about it.

Like, 100 a person is like a cool day night.

No, I don't, I'm not doing it by money.

Like, I'm just saying, we're doing it by money right now.

Word money.

Okay, it's all money.

Yeah, I guess like $100 a person.

I don't know.

It's just get what you want to get.

And then tell me how much a Hannah's $200 dates come in.

Can you tell us how much a meal at Benny Honda?

It is.

Players

are so long, man.

The $200 dates.

Benny Honda's meal is probably what, like $30 for like the little hibachi.

Then you'll get a drink.

That's probably about $15.

Yeah, you got a $10 drink.

And through the shrimp, you don't get that.

Okay.

You're going to have two?

Possibly.

You're going to get an appetizer?

Nah, I don't be needing all that.

Well, when I'm with my girls, yes, we get appetizers.

We're getting drinks.

We're getting all that.

But yo, you try to keep it.

Yeah, women act like dirty.

Billionaires.

No alcohol range between $40 and $60.

Yeah.

No alcohol.

My mama.

She gets two.

Spit at butter, nigga.

Drinks, appetizers, and other extras.

It could be about $100 or more per person.

Yeah, so this motherfucker's a nice house.

It's cool, but I mean, we're not getting a lot of Texas Road House between $15 and $20.

Yeah, like $15.50 at Texas Roads.

You had a steak and a drink, $15 and $20.

Let's go get something to eat.

Let's just stop breaking.

I just want y'all to listen.

Steak dinner, $34.

You're the voice for the women on here.

So everything you say from one side has to be valid because we're not women.

But y'all have to have some grace on these niggas' pockets when y'all taking I do.

We do.

And I'll do a date.

Like, I'll cover a date.

Oh, you can't.

And if I'm going to cover a date, I'm not about to take you to fucking Texas Row House or think that I'm doing some shit.

You're doing a lot on that Texas Row House.

Hold on.

Oh, you.

You're going to talk about Taylor.

You're going to talk about a little respect.

But see,

what you have to ask females, and this is some real shit.

Now, what date, what number date are you covering?

Is it the first three dates?

You're definitely going to cover the first date.

And my, I I don't know, it depends how much I like you.

That's fair.

All right, so if we go on the first date,

let's just say I'm

John Joseph, whatever.

John Joseph, okay.

And we go on our first date, and I take you to Benny Hanna.

Okay.

That's what, 150 damn near a plate?

And that's cool.

If you get drunk,

we're going to spend 150.

What?

If you don't call me no more after the date,

am I wrong for calling you an asshole

if i don't like you i don't like you that's why you found out you didn't like him at texas royal that's what i'm saying like why i gotta take you to benny holla's our first date so we've probably just been communicating first link or first date those two different things i feel like the first link should be a date okay i don't matter that yeah so if i take you to benny honda's and you don't like me i'm assed out of 150.

I

so I probably should take you to Texas Royal House just to see.

You took me and my friend out.

We spent like $500 and out of

Ruf Chris and I never talked to him again.

But I didn't like him.

See, I'm saying you asked for all we got to go to Texas Row House.

I was asking for that sugar.

And that double team after, I spent $500 on you.

I need to.

But I'll take you and your friend.

Somebody going to call me tomorrow.

Trap.

Two, two, one.

Don't guard the out-of-bound street.

That's what you're talking about.

That's what I'm saying.

I was going to say that first date, it damn near got to be Texas Row House, that type of vibe.

Because if you don't like me, I ain't about to be assed out of $300, $400.

Especially if I live a normal life.

Like, not average person.

Yeah, the average person.

$30 an hour in Indianapolis.

Yeah, you took me.

Yeah.

I mean, if you don't like it, then you don't like it.

Of course, you ain't got to be.

Yeah, hell yeah.

Fuck these money.

I'll be damned.

The first time I link up, I'm like, God damn, boy.

Yeah.

I had a lost.

I spent $500.

She's on a plane.

You don't like me?

We're going on a walk.

And I could have took you to Longhorn.

And I'm bringing lemonade on the walk.

What?

I could have cut that in half half at Longhorn.

We're going on a walk.

Me while I've been walking far.

That's what I'm saying.

You can't even

no more.

Oh, the cadal on the first date?

Legendary.

Yeah, you know, you know, like, you know, some ice cream.

Who's doing a canal?

Me?

$40 paddle boat on my song.

You like in that dirty-ass water?

I just don't know.

I got this idea from me in that motherfucking rollboat.

I ain't never been in the canal water.

It's muddy.

Nigga, you're not getting in the water.

Yeah, you ain't swimming.

It's not touching you at all.

I've been on there before.

Yeah, see, niggas.

It should be me.

That nigga that spent 500 on your friend probably don't got his daddy in this life.

He's just a

because you're cool with the canal and the boat.

If I like you, we can do shit.

See, that's what I'm saying.

Household to find out you like me.

That's why you got to take her to Texas Royal House.

Yeah, let me take her first.

Or take her to a meeting.

Take her to Longhorn.

You said it to where?

To just a mediocre restaurant, just catch the vibe.

A mediocre restaurant that we both know.

let me catch the vibe first.

Don't hit me for 500 out the gate.

Yeah.

Longhorse the mediocre.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

We remember this fella.

Fan y'all hit Barbie.

Take her to Longhorns first.

Yeah.

Make sure she like you before you say test royal house.

She's going to take it to disrespect.

Shout out to the loser that took her

for 500.

I'm hungry.

Thank you.

Let's do it again, babe.

While we're here, anybody rock with the fairy yet?

You know what I'm saying?

Big time in the city, the fairy.

I was in front of you, my family.

Shout out to, we all rounded up, went to the fairy.

It was cool.

500 money gone.

Yeah, see?

Money's gone.

That's for me and Marquis.

You know, they like you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it's definitely.

I'm going a fair date.

It's definitely some love on a Tuesday.

Hell no.

I went on a date on Tuesday.

I didn't give fuck.

I went early, though.

Oh, no, that's a violation.

I'm not taking no girl, no fair date.

The first day at the fair on a Tuesday, that's a $20.

Everybody pull up there.

That's supposed to be a date for you.

That's like the probate.

That's not good.

The first part.

She only going to eat about three or four things for real.

Yeah, but then you got, what you going to do after we eat?

Get on the rock.

We're going to start looking at games.

Can you give me a bear?

And if you can't shoot,

you down one fit.

Them 10 out the gate.

Them games is wicked.

Hey, they taking cash out now.

Well, homie says, no, you don't need.

I said, oh, hell no.

This red, bro.

See, that nigga, whoever took her on that day, he won because he took her on the $2 day.

So $2 admission, she want to eat three or four things.

That's about

ten dollars.

What did I eat?

I got a shit that wasn't two dollars.

She said, Y'all want that corner?

No, I want this.

I had

a funnel cake and some.

I don't think I did steak and potatoes.

What did I do?

Pork chop bites.

I can't even remember what I ate.

You got a glizzy.

I didn't get no glizzy.

I thought she was doing Mike.

I didn't stay on a glizzy.

I stared at Mike.

Man, Mike did.

Mike took his kids.

They got hot dogs.

One wanted a corn dog.

He said, uh-uh, that ain't the real thing

that's crazy

hey

that's

because it's covered up that's what gp told me sorry that's covered up corn dogs are way better than hot dogs oh god but he said it's worse because it's on the stick

he said that was

the up there some fast

man we here it so i mean all right you ain't got to be a hood baby but i used to be smile corn dogs over my my pizza rolls.

Excuse me?

No, that's a fat shit.

That ain't no hood shit.

That's a fat shit.

That's fat as fuck.

My pizza rolls.

How you used to do it?

My supreme pizza rose.

It's a 15-count.

It's a 15-count.

And then you put your six-pack of

corn dogs, the minis on the other side, bro.

You know, let it go around three minutes.

Then you put it in the bowl.

Can you microwave it?

Hot sauce, yeah.

Hot sauce ranch.

Oh my gosh.

You just shake it up.

Then you just go crazy.

You started slam.

Slam.

That is a good thing.

You're like, how did you discover this?

No, just like, oh,

anything that's famous.

I get an ally.

Anything to do, I'll drop the oven.

You know, you can cut this top.

You leave your pizza rolls in a little square box, peel the top off.

So that'll take two and a half minutes if you got a good microwave.

It's privileged.

I had a good microwave.

I put mine in the oven.

Swear you.

Because I'm going to go to this bitch's crispy.

Yeah.

When I I put my pizza rolls in the oven, I used to put regular and Italian seasoning.

I'm at that.

No, why are you busting down a pizza roll, nigga?

You are a nigga.

That pizza whole

with that Italian seasoning.

Yeah.

No, the pizza rolls in the oven, gun smoking.

Elite.

With the nigga, then you, when you pull them off, when they're ready,

Parmesan cheese, put them back in.

Man, nobody knows.

I'm a kid now.

I'm trying to eat this, I'll go back outside.

You should have made that whole meal, bro.

All right, bro, that's just when you want to dress him up.

No, I judge.

I used to fuck with pizza rolls out the gate, but I judged the people who ate hot pockets.

Oh, I fucked hot pockets.

I judged hot pockets.

Ham and Cheddar?

I'm nothing, bro.

No, bro, leave him in the sleeve.

That was the way you started your morning though.

The sleeve was causing a microwave fucking.

Yeah, I needed a double pack every time.

One wasn't enough.

You leaving him in the sleeve.

One hot pocket, you're teasing me.

And you used to just make it, if you want to get real jazzy, nigga, put one him and cheddar than one pizza boy in there.

Like, that is fast.

I ain't with the meatballs.

You see, people, uh, excuse me, people putting them in the air fryer.

Oh, that's too jiggy.

I'm about by the time the air fryers came out, I was done with that.

You know, I fight a lot of people still going through it.

Yeah,

I to my nigga Lou used to eat the burritos, the burritos that came in the bag.

Oh, he got guys strong.

He's good.

I ain't gonna lie to you.

In college, that's all I had.

With them burritos, that's nasty.

They say burrito real big, yeah, that's nasty with hot sauce.

Hey, why?

Y'all was eating that after 18?

Damn.

You don't have no stove or nothing in your dorm room.

I ain't go to college, bro.

I'm like, oh, I did.

I was nothing, bro.

I made a shape.

We were straight.

Shout out to Winston.

I ate cookout and Chick-fil-A every day.

Now, after high school, I wasn't warming up no burrito, no frozen burrito.

That was in there every day for lunch.

Damn, no one waiting for me.

I've been passing it up.

I had it, though.

I know people who swear by it though.

Cookout was fire.

There's a place called Cookout.

It was based out of Carolina.

I never had that.

You can spend $5 and get the world.

Man, that's all you needed was $5.

You can get you.

That's like man's grill.

You can get a burger,

chicken nuggets on the side, fries, and a drink.

Everything.

A milkshake, too.

And it was open late in Cindy.

And you can make the milkshake.

Yeah.

He's like, that was where Indianapolis?

Nah, that was in Carolina.

It's in Georgia, too.

But you can make a shake.

Shout out to Cookout.

You can make any kind of shake.

And you say, I want to.

Oh, that's for $5, nigga.

Them niggas was squirrel knuckles.

That motherfucking hell be down, boy.

I was fucking that shit up.

Yeah, wow.

Now, when you think of prices, certain stuff, like when Burger King was giving out 20 nuggets for like a dollar or something like that, yeah, this is definitely

that's how you know you don't know shit.

When I went to college, I got dressed like a motherfucker.

I put on my best outfit.

They said, we're going to a cookout.

Like, we're going to cook out, y'all.

Oh, from that, nigga, I done put on my best drawers, nigga, my best shorts, my best polo.

Like,

time to cook out, y'all.

We get in the car, he's like,

pulled up to this restaurant, it don't got it got all tenant windows.

You can't even go inside.

I'm like, what the fuck is this?

It's cookout.

That's it.

Fire.

I'm in a back fully dressed looking like a damn.

Like a damn.

Like, I thought y'all was going to a cookout.

No, fool.

This is cookout.

But you can make a shake.

I had a you can put anything on that motherfucker.

Like strawberry,

raspberry, kit, cat, skittles, anything, and they make the bank roll there.

Y'all put cherries on your shakes?

Nah, I'm cool.

Nah, I don't like that.

Marshall cherries is not my favorite.

They taste terrible.

I don't mind being on there, but I'm just not eating it.

Cherry cherries.

The hell of a time.

Freaky all the time, bro.

Freaky ass shake.

Nah, don't usher, bro.

I just enjoyed the cherry, bro.

I ain't gonna lie, Barbie.

This motherfucker right here is weak.

Hey, Cat, Barbie.

Now, this is why I'm thinking about me.

Her back hurts so bad.

It hurts so fucking bad.

You know, she hurt when she's.

I don't even care, boy.

You want to tell you to leave?

Yeah, go on, leave.

Right on, Barbie.

Appreciate it.

I've been chilling.

Nah, come on, keep going.

Okay, okay, okay.

Barbie here now.

Y'all don't care about my back hurting.

All right, bad.

What you doing?

I don't know.

She's in part of the conversation now.

Fuck it.

Let's roll.

She's going to be a part of the conversation.

She's here.

For sure.

I did fall.

You look like MC Light.

Nah, why the fuck was she spinning?

Please play that.

Classic.

Like she was spinning.

I had to disrespect our legends, but this is crazy.

I just dropped.

I ain't disrespect.

What the fuck is she doing?

What kind of shoes she have on?

Oh, I hear a microphone for real.

That's what.

I don't fuck with it, though.

She got up and kept going.

Oh, me.

Legend, man.

Show don't stop.

Well, you got up and kept performing.

Right then.

You had no choice.

After that?

Nah.

I would have had to walk.

I would have to walk.

Like, boop, boop, boop, bro.

the sound of the

sound of the mic dropping with her is crazy she had to get up and dance after that

she fight man how to get y'all back in back ain't no way nobody feel like the worst fall ever seen by an entertainer had to be michelle when she rolled her

she was cooked

And they did you see how they looked at her when she fell like

it was like what the fuck?

Who fell at the Met Gala?

She's like, I'm definitely not.

Who fell down the series the Met Gala?

I can't think of who did, but that shit was hilarious, too.

G1 fall was crazy, too.

Miguel leg dropping that girl is still crazy.

I know that's not a fall, but that's still somebody break their legs jumping off of Kid Cuddy.

Damn, off stage?

Yeah, he like jumped off stage.

He broke his leg.

Yeah, he was in a boot and shit for that.

Yeah, Kid Cuddy done had a hard life, man.

He was playing with his trickies, get it.

Simply the night, Diddy ran in that motherfucker.

Didn't even

bat.

Who is that?

That's fucking oh.

Oh, shit.

I'm so full.

Damn.

She's the one.

Yeah.

Who is that?

Oh, yeah.

Beyonce.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What Beyonce for?

Harry Styles.

Disrespectful.

MJ, whatever.

Stay at his feet.

Who is that?

Morgan Wilder, Sabrina Carpenter, Jelly Roll.

Jelly Roll.

Please.

Oh, shit.

Scissor almost rolled the shit out of that ass.

I ain't help her.

That was Prince.

Collect that Prince.

God bless the other

people, man.

That should have been scrolled.

Yo, Beatley, Phil.

Yeah, Phil.

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Oh, shit.

Oh,

for me.

Nigga, when Rod Wayne fell through that motherfucker's roof,

he was falling on people.

Lizzo fell slow as hell.

Damn.

Who is that?

ACL.

Snipers.

Bow.

Oh, man.

He disappeared.

She played that off smooth.

Oh, whoa.

Damn.

They throw you back over.

Who was that?

Arvist?

No, Artist is off that shit.

I was walking straight myself last night and then just dropped.

What do you call shoes you have on?

Some dumbass platforms about this fucking big.

I think my legs just gave out.

Did people see you?

Yeah, helped me up.

I was like, I'm drunk.

Thanks.

Yeah, I'm glad.

Oh, yeah.

No wonder why your back hurting me.

But it was just like, I don't feel like that was it.

I don't know what it was.

You don't feel like that was it?

Definitely was it.

I just felt like straight down.

Like, and then I don't know if you had other activity, but you know, I'm saying a massive fall like that.

You might have some residuals.

Motherfucker got active on Barbie ass.

I wish.

He said, hey, fuck.

Motherfucker put their foot on her, man.

Somebody.

They could have popped my back.

I wish they would have shit.

I was home and alone.

Knocked out.

I'm going to go to 11 o'clock today.

What the hell?

I'm going to go with an injury.

Yeah, something like that.

He went crazy.

Motherfucker.

You put her to bed to 11.

Nigga, flu gang.

Nobody.

God damn.

That nigga was over there like that Popeye's lady.

The night quill, boy.

Yo, mouth.

He said that.

I fuck with this.

Hey, we're talking about this off-camera.

We got to talk about here.

There's nothing greater than time than when niggas was really risking it all for that Popeye's chicken sandwich, bro.

Man, I never had one.

I just don't understand that.

It was good, though, but the hype was crazy.

I never had one myself either.

For real, nah, nah, that piece of chicken is gone.

Smoke, I was just mad that the stores was closing at two or three o'clock.

Like, I maybe I wanted three-piece, I didn't give a damn about the sandwich.

I just out of everything with the sliced pickles and the sweet heat,

bro.

The way you talk about food is like a dick.

I'm just telling you, though, like me, they wipe

like man, the boat would have seen that chicken.

That chicken sandwich with them sliced pickles, nigga, and that sweet heat sauce with your macaroni or your red beans and rice on the side, elite.

It was just too thick.

I don't like a thick chicken sandwich, right?

Yeah,

we're smacking that sandwich.

I prefer a thick anxious.

Yeah, let me ask you this while we're here.

We had a debate.

We just played a game yesterday.

Like, one of my homeboys, shout out to Al.

He told me that like 170

and like it's like

little.

Like,

well, Al,

Al, big nigga, so it makes sense, though.

Yeah, he was telling me, I was like, I was like, I couldn't probably date a girl who was 210.

Like, that's probably just,

I would be like, yo, she's

Al could have went to the NFL.

So that's, that's fair.

Shout out to Al.

He said 210.

210, that's a life.

Yeah, 210.

Al, yeah.

That snuggle a little different.

They got a halfway through.

They got to pull them covers off.

night.

Now, 210, now 210, you work with a monster.

I ain't going to lie.

I'm going to keep it real.

Because

Alright, 170, if she's like five, if she's like 5'9, 170, that's you still slim.

Yeah, you're still slim.

I'm almost 170 shit.

I'm 5'3 ⁇ , I weigh like 150, something like that.

Yeah, so you weigh off.

20 pounds is a lot.

You put on 20 pounds, motherfucker waist.

That might be about 160.

I don't know.

We got to get you some cane or something.

Take her to

Barbie bite beers in the back.

What fit that dress shortness?

No, well, it depends on your height, though, bro.

170 ain't bad, though.

No, I mean, I don't know.

But we were just talking, but it was just a guy conversation, and he was just like,

T like on, you know, your wife, 135.

Whatever she is.

Ain't he like two, 185, 200?

Yeah.

Yeah.

He started getting hype.

Yeah,

200.

She got her titties big, her legs big, feet big.

You don't have to be motherfucker.

You got to, and they got to be before she wore.

Nah, for real.

Hey, yo.

No, no, no, no, no, for real, because nigga, I'm 250.

I'm a 210, girl.

You, boy.

We Oklahoma drilling together.

Ain't no way.

Damn, sir.

And I'll be getting hot at night.

So a motherfucker weighs 200.

We definitely hell.

Still a fan all at all times.

What happened to the sisters?

The big lady, the big, the big sisters.

The thousand pounds.

The thousand pound white lady.

Yeah.

Oh, listen.

I'm glad.

Thank you, Mark.

Yeah, we're going to get back to that too.

But what said 170, you know, slim and trill, depending on your height.

But the white lady shit, listen, that wasn't for.

The way that was clipped up, it's not about just all white women.

We was talking about a thousand-pound white women.

White women was writing me like, be him, like we love the show.

Like, now I said you should date us.

I was like, I wouldn't anyway.

No, I'm serious.

Like, I just don't prefer that.

But I'm like, no, that was no offense.

Yeah, hell yeah.

That was no offense to no white women, though.

Even if it's a thousand-pound white woman, you can love who you want to love.

You can, though, bro.

I'm just cool, bro.

I just, come on, man.

500, bro.

You on your way out of here.

To me, once you get past

500 pounds, I thought you tried to kill yourself.

I know we ain't shouldn't be promoting that, but come on, eat yourself.

Y'all showing me my father's eating three pieces, bro.

Come on, bro.

You just live.

You just waking up like, damn, another day.

You just died again.

Like, I'm nothing, bro.

My husband married.

That bone got yours.

Nah, but back to this.

My god, damn.

It's like 5'6, 5'7, 170.

She probably cool, bro.

He don't want no little slim motherfucker, though.

That's probably why they was on your ass.

Like, that's like a real little.

They was just saying, I'm.

He don't like dark-skinned women and shit like that.

I don't like dark-skinned women.

He knows what people say about you.

I ain't never heard that.

This nigga lying about.

I'm right on about this.

Damn, my niggas.

Well, they ain't still DJs.

They respect the real

DJ.

Letty be.

They cool with DJ.

Yeah.

Shit, he walked me to work.

What's a fair size sports cut for you?

You said the biggest size?

Yeah,

damn, they took my foot.

I like the little

shitty guy.

Too skinny.

I do like tall, skinny guys.

But I do like, you know, a little weight, little

NFL player type build.

No, she's trying to get a that's a lot of like a slim little NFL.

She got a slim nigga into the gym.

She's the NFL.

5-285.

I don't want a nigga to be about 6-fold.

Yeah, at least.

At least 6-fold.

6'2, 6'4.

All right, would you want would you date a nigga on the line?

Nigga play on the O-line.

Yeah.

6'2, 300.

I would.

I would.

Because shit feel like he fits.

He's in the NFL.

You got to be in some type of shape.

Okay.

But I do like skinny guys.

That's why I say I really honestly don't have a tight.

I just

like good vibes.

So, yeah.

So he can't be 5'5 and 130.

Yeah, no, because I beat you up.

You know, the average size of a man in the United States is 5'6?

Damn.

Damn.

I believe it because I'd be just dating short-ass dudes.

I'm 5'3 ⁇ , so you at least got to be taller than me.

And then

heels too, you know?

Would you date Jeezy?

As him being Jeezy, hell yeah.

He like 5'3.

There we go.

He's Jeezy.

You're taller with a bankroll, fellas.

I never wear heels.

I'll just wear flats all the time.

Come on, baby.

Okay, so Jeezy 5'3?

If you got homies, but he's short.

He is little, but it's 85'3.

Let's say he's 5'8.

Nah, he's about 5'8.

It's 5'5.

Shout out to Jeezy.

You're gonna be crazy.

She said,

Don't matter what you look like on your shit.

Five, two of paper, you straight.

Five, two with paper?

Baby sharp.

You gotta spend that shit.

If you spend that shit, come on.

Come on, sister girl.

Well, you heard it from Barbie.

No matter how tall you are, happy bank bro.

Just having a bank.

That's all you gotta do.

Just having a bank bro, you gotta spend it.

Yeah, okay.

And spend it.

Spend it or what's it called?

Me, what you're doing.

Long words.

Damn, if you date a nigga, should he pay your bills?

That would be nice.

I would like that.

We We don't live together.

No.

And he just, if he wants to be nice, hell yeah.

It's not a requirement, but it would be like a one-time thing, or are you saying, like, consistently?

Yeah, pay him.

Consistently, like, if we're dating.

People have that, and I want that.

That's lovely.

Yeah.

I want that.

I think that's dope.

So after like, after like a year or so, niggas is paying like niggas is doing everything.

And I don't know where these bitches be finding them at.

I need a shark.

What's a shark?

Tricking ass nigga.

A shark is supposed to be like a guy that has money.

like you know, yeah, he's well off, but them sharks be.

I mean, because what I'm gonna do with a that got a lot of money and ain't spending on me, like you a shark for no reason, get the out my ocean, yeah, that ain't serviceable, yeah, not serviceable.

Barbie, go put some big advanced back, please

appreciate you, Barbie.

Niggas just stop liking you right there.

No, they don't.

They like

my DM, like, I'll buy you this, I'll do this, I'll buy you this.

See, look, look,

y'all want Yeah, sure.

Let's say they names.

Yeah, yeah,

yeah.

Let's shout out.

The nersey niggas.

Yeah.

They're going to shout out the thirsty.

Don't do that.

That's messy.

They want some love on the show.

They do.

You got to get back to your seat.

We can't see.

Oh, gosh.

Here, you just going to go through them.

No, look at all.

Just name us right.

Do you just?

Oh, okay.

Let's see.

That's it.

They're going to pay my bills.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, you got to go deep in the street.

Type

in your in the search of of the pop-up.

Just type pay.

But Nigerian.

That's probably who I am.

African-Africans is me and they don't.

Oh, wait, Lord.

Shout out to our African listeners.

I appreciate y'all.

The motherland, Ghana.

He just said he don't want to date white women.

I don't want to date an African.

But actually.

Get those motherfuckers off the road.

Oh, my God.

I'm with you when you're right, boy.

No, but actually, I did meet a beautiful man.

You stabbed him with gravel.

A beautiful Iritre man last night that was like six five.

It was cool.

That's the air trends, but you ain't.

All my air trends niggas.

I love them.

I love irritating.

I'm talking about my air trends that do taxes and shit, too.

That's my favorite.

Ooh, that's a different topic for that.

That's my favorite.

Why are you?

Don't tell us about who DM'd you.

Because I'm trying to find who, like, right after you.

You gotta go down.

All right, well, when you find it, it's gonna be.

Yeah, niggas ain't fucking with me.

Yeah, everybody's trying to pay your bills.

I have a lot of requests.

That's all.

Everybody was sending like hard faces and blue dumps.

Everybody's paying your bills.

Thanks, Barbara.

Everybody paying my bills all right, buddy.

Screen shot up.

Shreen shout out for Thursday.

Rashawn McDonald.

Let's see what they're talking about.

I don't even be responding back.

Oh,

don't respond back.

You ain't gonna get paid.

Bill tap in.

That's why I've been at work every damn day.

He said, Mike did.

What happened?

He said, Mike ain't paying me a dog.

That's why I go to work every day.

I forgot.

It's all right, bro.

She didn't miss so much.

Yeah, she got one.

She got to do one for the stream.

Shout out to her first peer, too.

Yeah, I just want y'all to know that.

Y'all talking about white people and African.

I didn't say nothing about white people.

We love everybody.

Okay.

Yeah.

Don't say anything.

Shout out to the games.

I'll love them.

I'll never enter those conversations because they will fraud me.

Yeah.

Well, let's stay out of this conversation.

I don't because

for real.

Shout out to all the white people that I didn't fuck with.

You know, I fuck with all y'all, but Dayton, come on, bro.

500 pounds is crazy.

It's a good shit.

Shout out to all the fat people, too.

Some of y'all have conditions.

No, a lot of these fat motherfuckers don't got conditions, bro.

You ain't trying to help yourself.

Fuck out of here.

Y'all always try to put mental health conditions on fat people.

Just do right.

Flock in.

Call, Coach.

Hey, John C.

Call John C.

Hey, y'all see Shador first game?

Yeah.

I was at the bar bar watching that.

A lot of upsell, you know what I'm saying, people around there.

A lot of people did not want to see him, you know what I'm saying, be successful.

I've seen a lot of like it's just a preseason.

If he'd have fucked up, y'all have been, y'all have been talking crazy about Shador, shows him some respect.

Nah, he had to go.

He went crazy.

He just got to stay focused, bro.

It's a lot.

He's battling a boy against a whole lot.

He is.

I was one of those guys who, like I said, I wasn't a fan of Shador.

I questioned how he went about things at interviews.

Yeah.

But after watching how

much people

hate him, how bad they want to see him fall,

I'm all the way on the other side now.

I was going to see him win everything.

I thought he was going to get picked in the first round and all that stuff.

So my view was a little different.

I'm like, yo, you're going to be a leader of a franchise one day.

But now to see what he's going through and see how people react to him, it's like, bro.

Y'all got to chill.

Like the white dude that he went up to.

Yeah, the reference.

Y'all seen the interview he did?

Yeah.

And when he talked about his arm was sore and stuff.

Like, bro, you OD, bro.

And I reach out.

Shout out to the other white dude that was on the interview, the power that was doing together.

He was like, bro, give him a chance.

Like, he was throwing the ball because he's trying to get better.

Nah, fast.

Even him walking up to the owner, bro.

I fuck with that.

Like, bro, holla at me.

What we, what we really, man.

Like, tell me what's really good.

Like, why is it beef?

Why you ain't said nothing positive about me?

That wasn't us, the interviewer.

Oh, I thought that was the owner of the team.

He had a conversation basically.

So, yeah, I ain't.

He was picking, but yeah,

he walked up to the writer and had that conversation.

Oh, yeah, he can't do it at all.

Oh, he's an offer.

I'm an off the team, boy.

I was about to say, shit, that nigga, I fuck with that because he's talking crazy like that, but I hate it.

He wouldn't be in the NFL no more.

Yeah, you cannot do that.

Yeah, you had a good game though.

Don't do too much.

You all hate Shadora.

Now, I'm rocking with Shador all the way, but I think that is dope that he walked up to the writer.

So, hey, man, why you ain't got nothing nice to ever say about me, bro?

I'm a what is a fifth-round, sixth-round pick?

Like, what what can i be doing that's so wrong like it's crazy him and bronnie had to go through the same

literally bro same criticism bro bronny

criticisms but for different reasons

bronny's actually was kind of worse nah they put brony basically they said bronny didn't belong in the league they said he obviously you're only here because your dad that's what they was on shador deserved to be a first-round pick with listically yeah and he died i'm just talking about the criticism he yeah you failed to the end and you still got to deal with the bullshit.

Like, nigga, I'm all the way back here.

Why ain't y'all talking about the people in the first place?

That's right.

That's what I'm saying.

That's why I'm like all the way on the other side now.

Like, yo, y'all hating this man.

He a fifth, sixth, around, whatever round he got picked.

Yeah, fifth round pick, fifth round pick, and y'all still hating on him.

And it's very obvious that there was a decision for him not to be drafted higher.

I mean, they wouldn't get it, but it was a consensus that they did not want him to be in a position.

I don't know how true it is.

Did y'all see about like the business side of it?

Like his contract?

Like, he gets a percentage of everyone in his jersey sales.

Oh, yeah.

So, they wanted to, like, basically shadow ban him and his, like, his stock pick because the more famous he is and the more they sell,

they owe him more money.

No, I probably believe it.

Probably something like that.

Apparently a super unique NFL contract.

Damn.

That's interesting.

I would love to see that.

I've got some research.

And that Browns fan base, bro, they have been through some shit.

They are happy for everything to come that way.

So everybody buying them jerseys.

And did you see the price of tickets for that preseason game after he announced that he was going to be the starter?

Crazy.

Right on the ship went from $12 to $150.

And you can say it's preseason all you want to.

NFL fans do not care about that.

They lock in, bro.

NFL fans different.

I'm just proud that he went out there and performed.

He had a good game.

I'm so happy that he had a good game, bro.

The clause is called Prime Equity.

This clause gives Sanders a percentage of revenue generated from merchandise, sponsorships, and promotions linked to his name name and likeness.

They got an NIM and NFL.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's far.

People ain't fucking with him.

That's what they said.

It wasn't that his character was too big.

They was trying to be smart.

Yeah.

That's why he got picked so far back because apparently his agents wanted this clause in the contract.

That's interesting.

I didn't know that.

Hey, I ain't asked that.

That makes a lot of sense now, especially if he proves himself.

He's going to get a dumb bag.

He's already getting people buying him jerseys right now.

And Browns fans, he's already cleaned up.

You're tripping if you ain't putting them out.

Everybody wants a George Sanders jersey.

And you look at that quarterback role, bro.

It's very possible, bro.

He could go into a week one as a starter, especially if he keeps on this pace, man.

I would love to see that.

I think they're going to start flat just because, but off the strength.

And the best part about it for him, you know what I'm saying?

Like you said, the thing about being a late pick, if he come out there and get a chance to kill, you get paid quicker.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, you do.

It's reported that his jersey sales uh have reached 250 million with generating wait what 14 million in commissions yeah he didn't he didn't ran it up quarter million i mean it's good 250 quarter bills yeah jesus he didn't ran it up hey he didn't make 14 14 million i probably that's real because shopping paid more than any first-round picks

They said with this cause and like if he becomes like a superstar, he could be the richest NFL player ever.

That's why he didn't get picked.

He came here shit up.

Yeah, I didn't know about that.

I'm happy to have heard about that because we talk about the WWE stuff and how much they work, but they get a percentage of that merch.

And everywhere you go, the WWE event is all merched out.

Yeah, fuck.

I'm actually a super fan of his now.

I am too.

That's brilliant.

He took a chance.

He was like, fuck it.

I know.

He bet it on himself.

Like, I'm going to be that.

Even if he don't.

But you know what's crazy?

Yes.

You know what's crazy?

Him getting picked

later

probably didn't help help that.

For sure.

Because now they underdog.

Yeah.

Now everybody like, man, y'all ain't fucking with my nigga.

I'm definitely getting a Shador Sanders jersey.

I'm about to go by.

I am too.

I want a Shador Sanders service.

And now you're underdog story.

Yeah.

And now when he killed, he's going to be even more probably, bro.

He's going to touch half of Billy to a billion dollars, bro.

I've been wrong.

Before that, man, he just, hey, the way they treating him, the money is cool, and that's, that's, he is smart, but can't be treating that nigga like that, bro.

I think that explains why.

I think that's a lot game, though.

That's why they treat him like that.

They don't care about his game, they care about the no, no, no.

I'm saying, okay, I'm on the team now.

You're after me.

I'm better than these niggas.

Fuck all that.

I'm on the team now.

All that's cool.

Pink me last.

I'm not the fourth best nigga on this team.

Fuck that.

Yeah, but it's always a bigger play.

But

that don't have nothing to do with money at that point or nothing.

Now it's just pure skill.

I'm already on the team.

We already signed the contract.

It is what it is, bro.

And how in order to that?

Because it seemed to be, you know what I'm saying?

This was supposed to be quote-unquote setup setup for him, you know what I'm saying?

Not getting no first team reps to throw you out there first game preseason.

Now you excel.

Now it's kind of like, damn, just kind of put egg back in your face.

Yeah.

Because now if he kills, it's just like, okay, so why is he doing what?

If I'm,

I'm like, I'm going to keep doing my work.

But I like, put me back in the fourth.

Like.

For what?

Because

now all the pressure is on the organization.

Like, all the pressure is on all those other quarterbacks.

Y'all got to go out there and deliver.

I already did what I can do.

Everyone, I'm buzzing.

the world buzzing about me shouldor hey shouldor this my jersey sales i was about to make another seven million probably

and now all the pressure is off me

i can't i when i get a chance i'm not gonna be doing no wrong because i got my one chance i excelled y'all gonna get a chance before me in the regular season y'all if y'all don't play well or whatever it is when my chance come y'all don't expect nothing crazy from me i'm the fourth string and i ain't had no reps

8 months more important with that team what them fans gonna do as soon as shit gets shaky, start with Shador Shador.

Chance, bro.

And that Browns fan base is different, bro.

They locked in, even when they go oh, and whatever.

Yeah, we want Shador.

It's gonna be tough, like, for whoever the starting quarterback is.

And that's a beautiful place to be.

Like, they start on week one.

He, he, that, that might be wrong.

He gotta be Jaden Daniels.

Like, he gotta go crazy.

Because if he just have a shaky week one, you know what I mean?

This is what we thought.

I mean, if you start who you was going to start out the gate, cool, bro.

But as a season go on, bro, for real.

Wait, let me get some birds.

Yeah, but we ain't going to win shit.

I'm saying the way you want to, in his position, being a fifth-round pick, you want to come in when people want you.

Like, right now, he hooping or whatever.

If they start him week one, it's almost like, all right, y'all want him?

We're going to give him to y'all.

And he gonna go against starters, all that, whatever.

And if he don't have a great week one, everybody's going to be like, Told you.

Yeah,

who plays?

Who the Bronx play week one?

No rush.

But now it's all love.

Like, he probably at the crib, like, just working on his shit.

But it's like.

Yeah.

And the locker room seems to fuck with him, too, which is very important in the situation as well.

What was like the Bengals?

Ooh, robbery game.

Yeah.

Week one.

Yeah.

But if he get out, if he don't

throw week one and ball, yeah, you throw two T D's, bro, and don't lose by a lot.

You good.

That's a great, that's a great team right there.

Like who had pot hosted the Bengals?

Pay a lot of people money this offseason.

Yeah.

Division game, too?

I'll be hyped for him to start.

I can't mad if he don't.

I just want him to get some opportunity throughout the season.

I think he will, but I just think he in a great position right now.

What he did, I think he put himself in a great position.

Even like, you know, when you play a professional sport, you always auditioning for other teams.

You ain't never just worrying about the team you own.

So

even if they like fuck around and have a great season, somebody gonna be like, All right,

we can work with Shador.

It's one of the most important positions in sports.

So, even like you said, if you don't work out with there, somebody's gonna be like, Well, if he's just sitting there chilling,

we'll take him.

Yeah,

for sure.

Shout out to Shador, man.

Went crazy.

Could we pull up the NBA Christmas schedule, please?

Shout out to

Sean, dropped a bomb.

You know what I'm saying?

NBA schedule.

They don't give a damn about the Eastern Conference.

Be here, and I know you were happy about this.

It's like one Eastern Conference slate this entire holiday weekend coming up.

Who is it?

The first game, I believe is...

It's got to be New York in there.

Spurs and Knicks.

No, that's last year.

I know the Spurs and I played that one.

Yeah, give me a second.

I got your new phone.

Yeah, I'll pull it up.

One second.

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New York, New York.

Spurs and Knicks.

Last year is probably the Knicks.

Knicks played their first game, though.

I know that much.

Probably.

I got Rockets.

Okay.

Yeah, well, I know the Rockets play OKC.

That's open at night, though.

Yeah, it's open at night.

Yeah, that's crazy to KD.

You see what KD said?

You seen a tweet?

Yeah.

You see?

Somebody was like,

It's crazy.

You got to play them open at night and watch them put up a banner when you couldn't do it.

And he was like, finally, it's been 10 years.

Then he was just like, why the Warriors fans so hatred?

Because I got them two phones MVPs.

Hey, let go.

KD been getting this shit off on Twitter.

I love D.

I probably would be really good friends with Katie.

He thinks I do.

Oh, man.

I would have been talking shit.

He did not give a fuck.

No.

I rock with him.

Ain't I'm a champion.

Let's go to open day since we're here.

Sorry.

Yeah.

Rockets at OKC is going to be a hell of a game.

Golden State at LA.

ain't mad at either one of those it's always a good matchup with braun and stuff but christmas day 12 o'clock you got calves and knicks that should be a solid game i ain't mad at that i'll probably be sleeping on that one 12 o'clock okay that's on monday it's gonna start opening at night gives san antonio spurs and okc definitely not watching that i ain't mad at win begin christmas games i'm gonna check that one out that rockets lakers game is gonna be fire that's gonna be the promise i'm joint um dallas and golden state i'm a little surprised by that they put dallas there but i'm not mad at it i probably won't shake that one up.

And then the late one, which I probably won't catch, would be a good one.

The Timber Wolves and Nuggets.

I'm not mad at any of these at all.

They are a good game.

He's getting one game.

They deserve it because everybody else

is

a lot of stars in these.

Yeah, Wimby's going to play on Christmas for a very long time period.

Yeah, that's just what it is.

Celtics ain't playing.

Obviously, we know why.

Same with Giannis ain't playing, which is surprising as well.

They ain't get a Christmas game this year.

They don't deserve it.

They ain't getting one last year.

Yeah, I'm surprised.

I mean, normally they put all their stars on their Christmas day, but yeah,

let's get the good teams with the stars on there.

Yeah, this is interesting

with that schedule, though.

I like that.

Um, a lot of people have been talking, man.

Be hearing you early on this.

The East Boy,

it's gonna be some long nights in the East, man.

Hopefully, some surprise seeds go crazy.

Hopefully, the Hawkskin, you know what I'm saying?

A little up to standard.

Hopefully, the Madison.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stay over there,

stay over there.

I could get a damn box out of y'all.

You can't say it over there.

Nah, we got, I think Trey might be a little upset.

He ain't get asked, but I ain't offered him an extension yet.

So you're about to prove it.

Trey.

Yeah, better.

I think Trey about to go crazy this year.

Especially.

You better, Trey.

You better.

Trey, go ahead and win.

Listen, listen.

Where are you celebrating, boy?

As a person who has dealt with his superstar leap, his team, the grass is not always greener.

We love y'all, West, boy.

We love you, Trey.

East wide open.

I keep trying to tell y'all the East Doodle.

I tried to tell y'all.

I've been telling you for the past two years that the East Doodle East damn nearly been doodles since Jeff and the one.

Damn.

For real.

What, 2021?

Yes.

The East has been.

Wow, this is the six whooped ass.

It's just the best team in the league.

Yes, y'all.

The best team.

Shit, y'all won on the east side.

It wasn't.

I'm talking about deep.

It's a lot of teams out west.

It's always like six teams that be well over 500 out west, bro.

You can damn near be 500 and you guarantee a lock for the playoffs in the east.

Yeah, if you're saying that the east side is top heavy, I don't disagree.

Yes, bro.

I mean, that's because the Wizards and Charlotte have been so bad in the past 15 years.

The Nets

got a chance to make some noise out east this year, bro.

They do.

And they're a mediocre team, bro.

For real.

Mediocre?

Yes, bro.

Trey Young is going to have to do some damage.

Jalen Johnson is going to have to kill, bro.

Yeah, I mean, like, seriously.

And that's no disrespect.

I'm just talking about as a team.

Out West is a better team.

The Nuggets are better than the the Hawks.

Yeah, I get you.

We don't know if the Nuggets is going to be in the Easter Cover or West Covers finals.

You definitely.

Yeah.

I would say Out West, comparable, y'all probably like the

Timberwolves, maybe.

We got Tatmar on that tomorrow.

This is a 520 in the morning segment for sure.

But wanted to keep out of that.

You know what I'm saying?

NBIC approaches, we geek, man.

No, for sure.

But listen,

this is that time of year where, you know what I'm saying?

We got a couple more weeks, but it gets lit.

We got, you know what I'm saying, college football about to be back.

It's up.

You got NFL.

Then you got the NBA again, man.

Nah, nah, nah, nah.

No more weekends without supports, man.

Shout out to the W.

They held us down in the meantime for sure.

We didn't get the Olympics this year.

I was thinking about that, looking at some of the stuff.

That documentary on Netflix, I know we talked about it before.

It's so fire, though.

To see all them talk about how they came together to win that ship, that was crazy.

Nah, yeah, that's dope.

You know what I've been watching on TV, though?

Not even like Netflix would have been on Prime.

Y'all ever look at the Hurricane Katrina documentary?

This is just random.

Which one?

They got a new one on Prime, I think.

Bro, it was.

That's your wild.

Y'all get a chance to watch it.

They broke the levies.

Man, saying that, but it just...

They did, but that was a fix, bro.

But, boy.

That was a fixed.

The conditions that people had to live in being misplaced is so crazy.

Yeah, just watch it.

While them people came up here, people was coming up to now.

It was so many people from New Orleans.

Like, calling people in own country refugees it's crazy insane

that's wild that's that's different yeah i was like this is crazy i don't think new orleans is back they ain't even back i mean it's it's it's

it's cool but it's still like it's on i think it's on that's a lot that's a lot no it might be on peacock i don't know what it's on it's never like a generation of people

It was just crazy.

Crazy.

It just crazy because, like, think about where we was was at that time of life.

I remember when that shit was happening, I remember watching the Kanye West of Live, where the George Woods don't care about black people.

I watched that shit and went to the fucking bowling alley and kicked with my niggas that night.

Like, people were going through real shit, bro.

Being misplaced, generations lost, cities, not cities, but like, just so much was lost from that, bro.

And people, like you said, being refugees, bro, I am a citizen of the United States, bro.

I just live in the next state.

That is crazy.

Like, people not really being welcome.

I'm telling you, I'm coming to like other cities and shit.

You're like, who's hard for people coming here, bro.

And the shit was even bad because when they was misplacing some of those people with us, putting them like in the super dome to some of them places, bro, those was ungoverned, unpoliced places, bro.

So they had crime, they had a lot of abuse going on.

Like, they just threw people in like proverbial cages, bro.

Yeah, that shit's crazy.

I can't remember what it's on.

It might be, that might be it right there.

What's it?

Yeah, it's not.

It came out July 27th.

Yeah, yeah.

Hurricane Katrina race again.

Yeah, that's the one right there.

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tap in with that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Love a good doc.

Frank Hooker, the EP on it.

Oh, yeah.

Say less.

That mug is crazy.

I'm so.

Yeah, it's crazy.

I'm going to tell you what I'm done watching, man, even though I'm going to keep watching it, but I'm done with this shit, bro.

BMF, it's just like every week that they just decide that Big Meach is John Wick at any given time, and it is really fucking me up.

Not being dumb.

Yeah, I don't watch that.

I just like the dude that imitate.

Byron Poe.

Yeah.

Hey, he's hilarious.

Yeah, he's my favorite person on the internet.

It's a guilty pleasure, bro.

It's one thing.

I got to see it through.

But it's that point, bro.

When he's in Mexico, bro, I was like, all right, bro, this nigga Meach is an assassin, bro.

Wonderful.

I stopped watching it, bro.

He probably didn't even do a lot of that stuff.

No, bro.

He probably didn't do a lot of stuff.

Y'all watching, man.

I hate how Meach came home.

I just hate it.

Still bothering me.

Still don't sit right there.

My brother used to talk about Big Meets, man.

Y'all niggas don't know.

Even niggas from my neighborhood, bro, used to talk about Big Meet.

Y'all young niggas don't know me.

We used to go down.

Everybody used to drive drive down to atlanta and i'm like this nigga come home i'm like wow

my niggas really institutionalized for real y'all know y'all be watching you be watching the shot yes absolutely i ain't watched it in a minute but uh we it's crazy talking about we were just talking about that with buck at the gym he was trying to tell me that uh the shot is still fire I'm gonna tell you what happened.

I love the shot.

I watched every single season of the shot.

When Keisha got abducted and messed up, it got real dark and it got trash.

When they start talking more about the kids, it kind of got now that they focus more on the kids, like them being like teenagers and adults, and then like the adults around them, the shot the last two seasons have been a totally different show.

Yeah, they're saying it was fire again.

Keenan was saying it's too emotional this season.

He's like, I was damn about to cry.

Nah, it's a lot of shit to hit on, but it's lean away.

So, you know, some of the writing, some of the shit going to be wild.

But the last two seasons of the shot have been fire.

I fuck with it.

I got it.

Season finality last week was definitely solid.

I'm looking forward to the next one.

At one point, it got super ridiculous, too, but they reeled it back in.

It's definitely like TV you don't wouldn't mind watching yeah i got i got sat back in yeah i ain't mad at it at all man shout out to the shot i'm gonna watch it yeah that i am looking forward to that movie too um who produced that uh movie is that jordan peel yeah jordan peele yeah um what's the name of it him yep him yeah with marlon waynes i am definitely looking forward to that it's a it's a about a quarterback you know what i'm saying trying to risk it all for fame i ain't never mad at it i know he's still shitty right now though because he lost one of the best movies out right now weapons um going crazy i'm not even a horror film

tap in if you haven't seen weapons bro it's a really good movie um that was his movie his team put him uh for the bid on that and lost that movie and it's rumored that he know what i'm saying he had some some cuts like y'all wasn't supposed to let that get through the cracks and it's supposed to be one of the biggest horror movie films in the last ever so long period it did crazy in the box office this weekend and people are with it i heard about that one yeah tap me in uh homie uh hit me on twitter he was just like don't cancel your amc some heat on the way and that's the first thing he said he was not wrong

I don't watch horror movies, really.

That niggas was funny.

Yeah, AMC.

I'm going to get that 30 worth, bro.

I'm tapping.

I don't care, bro.

30 a month?

30 ball, bro.

Tap in.

Do you walk in whenever?

Nah, whatever.

No, so there's some protocols, but I'm in that bitch.

I forgot a monthly membership, bro.

It shouldn't be no rules, bro.

How many movies can you see a month?

It's a little bit fast.

Oh, well, you're good.

Yeah, obviously some limitations and stuff to that, but yeah.

You just want to walk in?

You just walk in, like, I'm there.

If I got a membership here, nigga, don't say nothing to me,

it's only for one, though.

Yeah,

nah, bro.

You go step farther than the person working like the Walmart.

Bro, I'm gonna show you my badge, bro.

Move around, bro.

Show me which movie I'm going to see, what theater is in.

Man, depending upon when you go to the movies nowadays, you really can just walk in there.

Oh, it's a key.

I was about to say something, and I was like, Yeah, I probably shouldn't say that.

Back into his youth, yeah.

Because I always was out, you know, I wasn't trying to get y'all banned or nothing, but I always like, why pay for the shit?

And you just go during the movie time.

Don't nobody ever be like, hey,

which movie you going to see?

I've never seen nobody do that.

You got to have a seat because you'd be surprised.

No, they're going to definitely ask, you know what I'm saying?

Some places will.

So definitely after that, they're going to need to see that.

But I'd have been to some, I was like, damn, I could have just walked in here today.

Yeah, if you go to the movies and you check it out and it's like 40

seats.

Yeah.

If I didn't want to pay for the movie, this is what I would do.

I'm not telling somebody not to do this.

That's exactly what you're about to do.

Okay, but if I was one of those kind of people, I'll pay for my movies because I like to get pump corn and shit.

Yeah, don't tell me.

I would just look at the movie, I would go there, and I'd look at the seating chart.

Yeah, I would just go sit in the front, yeah, bro.

They're like the first three rows, ain't nobody, ain't nobody booking them.

All you do is go check the exes.

I used to go used to go check the exits, but

it's open, open seating.

No, I would just go in, look, and I would just walk by like I went here, like I already paid.

I'll bring an old ticket still that I already had, and I'll just walk in.

If you act like you know what you're doing, most people don't like bother you.

Yeah, you're gonna get a movie for free, but you're gonna be going to chiropractor sitting in the first three rows.

Boy, I mean, shit, if you,

that's what you own, they got the light back chairs now.

Yeah, that is true.

Get it how you have it,

movie run with a date, bro.

About 50.

So shit.

for what?

I just gotta pay to get in.

The two tickets by themselves probably 16, 17, 50.

Yeah, you're gonna, they probably,

okay, yeah,

50.

Low, I'm with y'all.

I was like,

no, the 50s

yesterday is about 34.

You're gonna spend probably

60.

Yeah,

I thought you was on the other side.

Yeah, I did.

I'm like,

your bad

is already at the 50.

You're a 60 piece.

Yeah, especially if y'all both get a drink and some popcorn.

Yeah, light.

How much is some popcorn again?

Popcorn 10 bands, bro, for the large.

Light.

Well, y'all niggas is crazy, boy.

Hey, that's how they get you.

They give you the median for nine, but the large for 1050, and you got a little bit of refill.

So, of course, I'm not going to eat this popcorn, but for $5.50 more, I just had the option.

We'll share the popcorn with y'all.

I'm eating up in the middle of the movie.

Who's doing that?

Are you for real?

Yeah, nigga,

I'll be back.

My friend, when my shit feels like it's getting a little old, I don't mind out.

That's why I like going to movies with the servers.

Yeah.

They'll come.

I need to.

The problem with the servers is they, when you pull up in there, they ain't going to take a ticket to sit that seat.

They're going to go, okay, just make sure you're in these seats.

Like,

shout out to Studio Movie Girl.

Oh, this sounds crazy.

It doesn't exist anymore.

I'll move be gone through the credits.

I'll be a new smash.

What?

I don't care.

It'd be like 15 minutes.

Yeah, it'd be like 20 minutes damn near.

I'll be.

Oh, yeah, I'll be on time.

Oh, yeah.

I like to see what's coming out.

I'm on the same shit.

When I used to go, but yeah.

If it's a big movie, too, because you know, it's going to have all the good stuff coming out.

Yeah, I'm going to pull up for that.

Now, if it's just something that's been here for a week, I'm going to get there about 15, 20 minutes late, but that should start.

And one thing I hate is when people.

I swear to God, I don't got nothing over here.

But you ever heard when like somebody trying to open a bag in the movies?

He'd be like,

I'll be shitty.

Like, nigga, you could have got here 15 minutes early.

Nobody cared.

That's definitely.

Like, yeah, like, nigga, last night, this sound crazy.

We went and I was like,

I had some nachos, but I had the movie at Stored.

I was kind of like, I was like,

hey, open this.

We look at this shit.

I was like, what?

I was like, thank you.

She was like, you're weird.

I was like, you know, I didn't want them to

look at you.

Niggas want to have some etiquette in the movie.

Oh, God, bro.

That's crazy.

I see a weak

Friday, Freaky Friday.

Oh, Freaky Friday, the sequel.

Man, I was asleep.

I love that.

Freakier Friday, yeah.

I love it.

So they parked with it.

I mean, it probably was good, but I'm grown as hell.

Y'all, I'm grown as hell, bro.

I was in that bitch sleep.

That's funny that you brought that up because they were talking about this on Twitter.

They were just like, man, ain't that worse when they had those, it's those little plastic containers with the black base and the plastic top trying to open it.

It was like, you trying to sneak somebody out of here?

You're going to work the whole damn house up.

What's the best time?

Y'all never talk about the best time to go to the movies.

Tuesday.

Matinee.

12 o'clock.

I'm a Matine person.

Anytime you get slide to Matina, pull up.

I like night movies.

That's my Saturday.

People go to the movies when it's like at night.

If it's a Marvel movie, like some premiere that Thursday night, I don't care if it's Aid or midnight.

I'm slide to the movies up Friday night, Saturday night no more.

Yeah, they do.

I went yesterday.

Yeah, that's true.

I'm a seven o'clock type of guy.

If you can catch me, we went at 10 yesterday.

Ooh, that's tough.

I was in there.

I was like this.

She was like,

and I just happen to wake up and be like, hey, man, let's go.

Yeah, the movie wasn't nowhere near over.

I think it was halfway through.

I was like, let's go.

Yeah, we're trying to get out.

My hat ate all the popcorn.

I want to trip.

Snipe that bitch.

Yeah, I ain't going to the movies at 10.

Yeah, I was wild.

I was driving at 10, boy.

He was trying to thump something.

I went here and watched a movie.

I wasn't.

It's still open on 10.

Yes.

Yeah,

that used to be a shit.

They ain't away.

That used to be a vibe the driving

i did not know that was still open driving is still open i would be pissed to sit in my car watching movie i drove

that lit i was tired kids to drive it is the worst experience ever they don't

bro i would be pissed off on the side bro you have a whole spot to yourself set the radio get the you got the liquor you gotta get some next ring

it's time to go after that like you finishing the movie no listen

bro.

That's

no, we're listening.

Nah, nah, that was like, oh, you're married.

I didn't know that was still open.

No, you know what's crazy?

Is typically we go to the drive and it's double featured, so it's the one movie before it did.

Yeah, the other one and watching the, I'm not about to be here for six hours.

Who the fuck is doing that?

After all, nigga, 30 minutes, 30 minutes went by.

I'm great.

I'm really tired.

Put this mouthwash in and sit back.

Sit back because you're going to be driving this motherfucker home.

still open, that's crazy, and you gotta turn to that station.

I'm smooth.

I told you, I went on a drive-in in Atlanta.

First time I ever been to a drive-in,

I went on a date in Atlanta.

My rookie here, girl, was like, Man, we should go to the drive-in.

You know, I was heard.

I was why,

I'm an NBA player on a drive-in in Atlanta.

I don't know nobody here.

I'm like, you spike crazy,

didn't it?

You had teas on the one, but you know how they tell you everything

up about the NBA when you first get there.

So, I'm on a date with a girl.

I'm like, the whole time, I'm like, that would be the place to get gotten to.

Yeah,

I'm that part.

I'm like, why the fuck am I here, man?

She probably had these niggas about to run on me in this car, man.

I'm in a challenge.

Yeah, dude, you smooth.

Nah, I was scared.

You really fit in on the low.

Nah, I was scared.

She like, you good?

I'm like, yeah, yeah, let's sit on on the hood.

Like,

I need to see what I'm talking about.

Because I'm like, we get out the car.

She's like, yeah, you can get out the car.

You can walk to the thing and get stuff.

I'm like, go ahead and walk over there.

I'm watching her walk.

I'm like, see if she

looking like

a broken.

I was scared, bro.

Then, by the time we got to the end of the movie, she was like, it's a nut.

Like, she said, you can drive over there and watch the next one.

I was like, I'm going to drive home.

She like, this nigga weird.

I've never heard from that girl ever since.

I wouldn't have called you back either.

You fucked up the wrong.

I definitely did.

You took me walking by myself?

Definitely did.

Biden leave the car at all.

I was like, they're going to pull off of my shit.

Hell no.

Definitely Texas Roadhouse.

Yeah,

I am not leaving my whip.

Oh, man.

Nah, smart man.

You played Jamira's right, but it can get tricky, boy.

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That's fried, man.

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