The Bubba Dub Show - I DONT MIND CALLIN DA MF POLICE......9..1…1 COME MERE!!
Bubba Dub done LOST HIS DAMN MIND this episode!!
From the Cowboys front office chillin’ like it’s summer break to NBA players floppin’ like fish Bubba ain’t lettin’ nothin’ slide. He DONT MIND CALLIN DA MF POLICE… “911, COME MERE!!” is in full effect!!
In this episode, Bubba goes all the way in:
• NFL OFF-SEASON FOOLERY – Cowboys front office? CALL THE COPS. Bubba got the phone out ready to report Jerry Jones for stealin’ fans’ dreams.
• NBA SMOKE – The Lakers catch a lil’ love, but nobody’s safe! If you out here trippin’ on the court, Bubba dialin’ on yo whole squad.
• POP CULTURE MAYHEM – Rappers, TikToks, and internet clowns… Bubba got JOKES for all y’all.
• BIG BAD WOLF OF TEXAS SKIT – Bubba turns into a hungry snitch for hire in a wild dark comedy moment. He snitchin’ for a plate!!
• REAL TALK ON BAD SEEDS – Bubba drops gems on community, character, and why some folks just need to GO.
• TOUR TALK & FAN LOVE – Bubba gives the rundown on his comedy tour and shows big love to the supporters!
This one got jokes, real talk, and classic Bubba rants you don’t wanna miss!!
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Speaker 2 This is Sophie Cunningham from Show Me Something.
Speaker 5 Do you know the symptoms of moderate to severe obstructive sleep apnea or OSA in adults with obesity?
Speaker 7 They may be happening to you without you knowing.
Speaker 8 If anyone has ever said you snored loudly or if you spend your days fighting off excessive tiredness, irritability, and concentration issues, it may be due to OSA.
Speaker 8 OSA is a serious condition where your airway partially or completely collapses during sleep, which may cause breathing interruptions and oxygen deprivation.
Speaker 14 Learn more at don'tsleep on osa.com.
Speaker 6 This information is provided by Lilly, a medicine company.
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Speaker 20 What's up, everybody?
Speaker 20 Having some technical difficulties today.
Speaker 20
Internet done went down, so you know I had to do this on my phone tonight. I truly, truly, truly apologize for that.
But hopefully everybody doing all right.
Speaker 20 You know,
Speaker 20 make sure you hit the like button. Make sure you hit the subscribe button.
Speaker 20
You already can tell what kind of mood I am in it right now. You can already tell the kind of mood I am right now.
But nevertheless, though, man, hit the like button, hit the subscribe button.
Speaker 20 Appreciate the people who waited patiently for me.
Speaker 20
Once again, I truly, truly, truly apologize for that, man. Just come off a crazy weekend.
Um,
Speaker 20 we was up there, and uh, we was in Nashville Friday, and then Sunday I was in Hampton, Virginia on the Week of Warners tour.
Speaker 20 Um, shout out to everybody that's been pulling up, shout out to everybody that um, that's been supporting me and down with the movement. Um, so I got to the dude was in the chat earlier, Roy.
Speaker 20 Man,
Speaker 20 you
Speaker 20 if you want to unsubscribe, motherfucker, unsubscribe. I don't give a damn.
Speaker 20 This is my show.
Speaker 20 If I say I'm going live, I don't go live, I'm gonna go live.
Speaker 20 I don't hear all that crying shit. I'm him.
Speaker 20 You want to get entertained by somebody else? Go. But it ain't gonna be like this.
Speaker 20 Nigga, I'm strike drop.
Speaker 20 I'm what they put in the.
Speaker 20 Yeah, nigga.
Speaker 20 I'm what had David ruffin on the couch, nigga. Me.
Speaker 20 Me, the show for last night's show.
Speaker 20
Shit. I missed another show.
Now, folks, everybody out there looking at me crazy right now, let me get something straight. Let me get something straight.
Speaker 20
I don't mind calling the motherfucking police. I want you to know that right goddamn night.
I enjoy it, nigga.
Speaker 20
I enjoy calling the police on people. I love to see the fur in their motherfucking faces.
They want to put fur in my, but damn it, I'm going to let the boss in blue put it in your damn ham.
Speaker 20
Some folks like to exercise, y'all. Some people like to go grocery shopping.
Some people like to go with yoga classes. Me, I like dialing nine one.
Speaker 20
Make me feel safe. Make me feel good at night when I can lay down.
Know I done told him some damn body.
Speaker 20 Shit, that's the best rest ever.
Speaker 20 Knowing my neighbor done committed a crime, knowing.
Speaker 20 Knowing it going to jail now. Shit, it just sold me.
Speaker 20 Made me feel warm and milky and damn side, too.
Speaker 20
I'm playing that bullshit. I'm the HOA of my neighborhood right now.
I didn't have to do no folk.
Speaker 20
I ain't had to fill out no application. All I needed was some damn binoculars in the clipboard.
And I've been talking every damn since.
Speaker 20 You all can see how many damn 91 calls I didn't put out against my neighbors around and suspicious be here because I ain't never seen in my life. I don't calling them folks.
Speaker 20
That's how some of you your little teas be getting kidnapped. Y'all be seeing unfamiliar calls.
Y'all not saying nothing because you on dope all day, drunk, not paying attention.
Speaker 20 And then by 1.30 in the afternoon, nigga Susan gone.
Speaker 20 Why? Because you niggas not fuckers. You ain't dog.
Speaker 20 I'm going to be here to clean up these motherfucking streets.
Speaker 20
Shit to y'all. People out here committing crimes.
People are here committing murders. And y'all ain't acting like y'all ain't seen seen nothing.
Man, you ain't seen who shot. No, I ain't seen nothing.
Speaker 20
Not me. You seen some dub.
You damn right, come in.
Speaker 20 I seen it all.
Speaker 20 And if you committed the crimes and you know I seen you, we're coming to get you.
Speaker 20 Bring your ass on out there. How don't you make this all longer than more than it can be?
Speaker 20 Because if you act up,
Speaker 20 bad news will beat you home.
Speaker 20 I'm telling you, look, if you act up, bad news will beat you home. We got to do better, black folks.
Speaker 20
People out here look jumping on the elderly. Y'all acting like y'all ain't seen nothing.
It ain't my business. Well, it's mine.
Speaker 20 I'm a law-abiding citizen. I pay taxes.
Speaker 20
And I want a safe and healthy environment, not only for me, but for every damnbody. Greg Abbott, trash.
I need to be a governor of Texas right goddamn now.
Speaker 20 Need some law and hormone down here again.
Speaker 20
Because everybody seems like they want to do what they want to do. And that ain't the case.
You're not going to be going out here. You want me to ignor people? You ain't not going to do it.
Speaker 20
You're not going to be out here not feeding the animals. You're not going to be cooking and not sanitizing your hands, nigga.
You fail.
Speaker 20 You're trying to say I don't wash my hands? And then you.
Speaker 20
I watched you go in there and take a piss and I watch you walk right back to the barbecue pit flipping links with your hands. Nigga, you're nasty.
I don't want them damn links.
Speaker 20
I'm just stating the facts of what's going on right now in America. Nobody wants to talk.
Well, damn it, I'm living.
Speaker 20 I don't mind going down there and pressing charges on your ass.
Speaker 20 That's my charge.
Speaker 20 That's what I do.
Speaker 20 It's my passion.
Speaker 20 Ain't Ain't no greater feeling in the world watching no police officer, whether it's a woman or a man, tell you, hey, hey, put your hands behind your motherfucking back.
Speaker 20 Do you hear me? I ain't no greater feeling than that. I can't done my job.
Speaker 20 I can got a bad person off the streets.
Speaker 20 Now, little peggy crimes, I see it.
Speaker 20
I don't say nothing. I don't care nothing about the little peggy shit.
It's the murderers. It's the robberies for me.
It's the kidnappings. It's the pedophilia.
Speaker 20 That's where I'm telling them.
Speaker 20 If you're doing no mind to see, I ain't got nothing to say.
Speaker 20 But if you out here
Speaker 20 harming innocent people causing fear
Speaker 20 in the community,
Speaker 20
I'm about to get you. I've got to sit your hot ass down somewhere because out here, you feel like you can't be stopped.
But in there, there's some niggas in there that'll stop you.
Speaker 20 I saw it with my own eyes. I ain't got to go for a nigga to stop it.
Speaker 20
I can see it on some of y'all motherfucking faces when y'all come back home. Some of my real ones don't want to none, did they thing? Held it down like real men.
Come on home with their families.
Speaker 20
They back out getting money. Some of y'all same niggas on this street.
Big dogs. Yeah, I'm a big wolf.
But you're going down, you're a goddamn big cat. Now tell me I'm lying.
Speaker 20
You ain't nothing, that nigga not hitting the on your ass from behind. But you write letters like you really handling business out here.
Nigga, stop it
Speaker 20 oh those jailhouse lives about to stop
Speaker 20 they got footage of you now you know coming home saying you were doing this and this the footage say you a
Speaker 20 the footage that you can braid her
Speaker 20 yeah you braiding her flips braids that
Speaker 20 that's what you're doing in there but when come home and
Speaker 20 like you and like you were holding your time you pc up in there
Speaker 20 I'm just letting you know my passion for this.
Speaker 20 I called him close on my pastor. Why you do that, duh? The nigga was sprinting and he was sweating too goddamn for me.
Speaker 20
We done put money in the collection plate for 10 years. We still ain't bought no goddamn van.
What a van yet. Where is the goddamn van?
Speaker 20 But when I lost my job, I needed $130. The chops can't give it to me.
Speaker 20 But every time this crooked mild mile, Bobby Ryan-looking job motherfuckers ain't fast to play, they pass it. Well, damn it, I ain't passing it no more.
Speaker 20 And when I get my money, I ain't passing the Kavasier either.
Speaker 20
Take a little sense going on around him, man. I see a woman the other day, 48 years old, got braces on her teeth.
Bitches, those.
Speaker 20 That's when they're supposed to come out at 48. You're going to be dumb in mouth.
Speaker 20 But you're getting racist. What you trying to fix?
Speaker 20 You should have been trying to fix some relationships,
Speaker 20 but you won't fix them.
Speaker 20 We're not doing that, no.
Speaker 20 Boy, time 48, and you're trying to run visible line. No, we ain't doing that again.
Speaker 20
I ain't gonna do that to y'all. Now, we gonna start holding each other accountable.
We gonna, like I say, we're gonna, yeah,
Speaker 20 until we die, goddamn, we're gonna start loving one day. Okay, we're gonna start loving one another.
Speaker 20 When we see our brothers in the street, street, we die for them, give them love, hold your head up if you ain't doing good. We're gonna pray for you, and goddamn it, we're gonna keep you moving.
Speaker 20
Some of y'all, we won't bring your hand out. Come on, man, just give me something, man.
Come on, man, come on.
Speaker 20
If you want to work, go down here to the funeral home and work. They got a job for you.
People die every motherfucking day. Go down there and bump them bodies.
Speaker 20 Hey, you, you want to pull and been there anyway? And then you see, you might want to go back there and bury him.
Speaker 20
I ain't no pastors make that kind of money tax-free. My uncle just buried somebody last week.
They paid him $6,000 to go up there and tell nothing but lie.
Speaker 20 Do you hear me? That man went up there and lied before that man was in that casket.
Speaker 20 I knew something she was in that casket. Wouldn't walk a damn on earth.
Speaker 20 But my pastor up there lying.
Speaker 20 He'll actually have done that.
Speaker 20 We all gather here today because the big bad bully stop.
Speaker 20 That's what I was going to say. Ashes to asses, dust to dust.
Speaker 20 No more to fried chicken. It's a must.
Speaker 20
I'm just telling you some more ways. And you know what I'm saying? I'm like, I'm just be honest with y'all.
Y'all know it too. We all grew up.
Speaker 20 We all got that one family member who never went to church, ain't never done a motherfucking thing in their life, ain't never done right home, be up, cut, fuck everything.
Speaker 20 Soon Soon as they die, the whole family falls out. Oh, sweet Jesus, sweet Jesus.
Speaker 20 Stop calling on God. He busy.
Speaker 20 God don't deal in this.
Speaker 20 He don't deal in miss.
Speaker 20
You women put on a pile of makeup. You get your hair done, you get your damn stomach done, ass done.
Go out to these motherfucking clubs looking like a million dollars.
Speaker 20 Soon you get home and take all that shit out. You ain't worth a quarter.
Speaker 20 And wondering why you single, you ain't you.
Speaker 20 Look at the mirror.
Speaker 20 Get in the mirror.
Speaker 20 You ain't you?
Speaker 20 Your mama don't even know. Your goddamn kids don't even know you.
Speaker 20 But you think you're somebody so wifey for what?
Speaker 20 What do you have going on for yourself, other than coaching?
Speaker 20 Get that anywhere.
Speaker 20 What's your mind?
Speaker 20 Can you continue reading, right?
Speaker 20 Can they multiply? Can they divide? We know you can. All you divide is them leads.
Speaker 20 That's what we want to know.
Speaker 20 I'm holding myself accountable. I ain't just mine.
Speaker 20 That's true.
Speaker 20 Those men got to do better.
Speaker 20 We got to lead better.
Speaker 20
Because the fathers ain't doing what they supposed to do. Nigga, be still.
If we all marching we marching in one line but you always got somebody else doing other things
Speaker 20 to put on your ass
Speaker 20 we need everybody in one accord
Speaker 20 we need everybody on the same page
Speaker 20 we got to do it together we can't do it by ourselves we got to do it together We got to stop waiting for certain things happen in this world for us to want to come together.
Speaker 20 We need to be coming together now
Speaker 20 if everybody come together like we do for funerals
Speaker 20 we'll be okay we'll stop pointing things at the white man oh man it's this broke i ain't got no job man yeah they mean they have to give me a fire me man yeah they racist they find me they find you because she pissed dirty
Speaker 20 they fired you because you're always at least for work you're always calling in
Speaker 20 You always got some shit going on, the child.
Speaker 20 That's why they fired you.
Speaker 4 this is sophie cunningham from show me something do you know the symptoms of moderate to severe obstructive sleep apnea or osa in adults with obesity they may be happening to you without you knowing if anyone has ever said you snored loudly or if you spend your days fighting off excessive tiredness irritability and concentration issues it may be due to osa OSA is a serious condition where your airway partially or completely collapses during sleep, which may cause breathing interruptions and oxygen deprivation.
Speaker 14 Learn more at don'tsleeponosa.com.
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Speaker 20 But other niggas, I see how I'll do.
Speaker 20 I'm mad in the market behind my internet right now, lagging and going on. But it's out of my control, so I can't cry about it.
Speaker 20
I can't cry. I should milk, spill milk.
I let the cat lick it up.
Speaker 20
I'm already upset with the Lakers. They lost to the Lando Matches the other night.
The motherfuckers going to without Big U.
Speaker 20 No, why? Because Big U ain't here to put fur in the other team no more anymore.
Speaker 20 He was helping
Speaker 20 innocent.
Speaker 20 Big U the first motherfucker talked to Luca when he came there. Like, Timmy.
Speaker 20 God damn, Luca was headed to that first bit. Shit, Big U team said, Big B.
Speaker 20 I can biscuit online with this. Don't be scared.
Speaker 20 Damn, Big Eugene stepped the look. I mean,
Speaker 20
I don't know how you do things. You text me out here in LA.
I'm a big, bad wolf.
Speaker 20 Lucas said, yeah.
Speaker 20 Yeah.
Speaker 20
And that's my only thing about this situation. I don't give a damn about it.
You don't even go for Big Eugen. You just go for anybody out here doing this shit.
Speaker 20 Y'all will make them goddamn white boys check you.
Speaker 20 We bad to each other.
Speaker 20
Yeah, I put hands on you. Yeah, I'll shoot you.
We only bad to each other. We don't do that shit to them white boy.
Y'all right and walking around LA all day. Y'all niggas don't touch it.
Speaker 20 Let me put a gold chain on a roller channel and walk around. God damn it, y'all want to gun me down.
Speaker 20 We supposed to be.
Speaker 20 But instead, you're looking at me like a fish
Speaker 20 and wondering why people from where you're you're from get on their feet and don't come back because that's the way I'll treat you.
Speaker 20
I got to pay you. I'm over here.
I'll be dangerous.
Speaker 20 How to pay child support? You think I'm going to pay you? Nigga, you better move.
Speaker 20 Now the fact before I do something to you, I'll let I bow now.
Speaker 20 Don't like him say, Someone, please go now,
Speaker 20 what me
Speaker 20 use the phone with the cop in here.
Speaker 20 Then they don't know. know.
Speaker 20 I can't wait to hear them damn signs.
Speaker 20 Somebody's doing what you
Speaker 20 want.
Speaker 20
I might be all hauling talking shit like that. Who can call law? Oh, holy ass niggas don't call law.
I ain't stealing no police. Soon the police get there.
I'm cooperating like a motherfucker.
Speaker 20 It was him. What?
Speaker 20
Nigga, it was you. I saw what you got to do.
Fuck right there.
Speaker 20 I get your ass out of here.
Speaker 20 Why?
Speaker 20 Because I'm all about
Speaker 20
positivity. I got kids looking up to me now.
I don't know why. Because I was in special aid.
I didn't know other kids knew who I was.
Speaker 20 But now I'm a rolling house so that there's certain things I can't do.
Speaker 20 I can't be on the smoking weed.
Speaker 20 I can't do it. I want to, but I ain't.
Speaker 20
I ain't got it pulled on like I used to. Yes, I'm getting back.
I just can't do it.
Speaker 20 PP is sneezing.
Speaker 20 Be hoes sneezing.
Speaker 20 And Corey Hokkaid and Boy. They hit me.
Speaker 20 Joe, I gotta be here.
Speaker 20 I gotta be smart.
Speaker 20 I gotta be a coward.
Speaker 20 Certain things Doug can't do no more.
Speaker 20 Then I'm feeling all the witch.
Speaker 20
Not finna liberhouse a witch. Now I'm finna fight you.
I'm not finna shoot you. But I'm gonna put you in an institution that's gonna get your motherfucking mind right.
Speaker 20 That's how we all do from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 20 I will put your heads in this
Speaker 20
and sleep good at night. Damn a fact.
I just put a mushroom bitch in jail yesterday. Yeah, just boy.
Boom, sell it right too. Goddamn, right? Amen.
Speaker 20 Pop him on the nigga.
Speaker 20 Yeah, you in that cold sale? I'm a different.
Speaker 20 Me and girl gonna get nasty right after this motherfucker. This
Speaker 20 I'm gonna lumber up.
Speaker 20
I ain't never had this way now. You fucking real cowboy now.
Down the cowboy might lose in a real life, but not me. But I'm a real cowboy that ain't losing in the petrol.
Speaker 20 Got this champagne, goddamn, it's going down.
Speaker 20 If you're watching my show at night, nigga, you ought to make love to somebody at night.
Speaker 20 Your girl tripping, she got a bad turkey.
Speaker 20 You feel about the mean.
Speaker 20 Ice on in this mother.
Speaker 20 Dance in your car. Four in your belly.
Speaker 20 I'm about to work my chili. Yeah, I'll be about to work it.
Speaker 20 And work it well.
Speaker 20 I come from the hip of this thing.
Speaker 20
Okay, I do come from the motherfucking hip feet. Even though it be caffeine.
Oh, boy, this is my kid.
Speaker 20 Oh, baby, this is my kid.
Speaker 20 No, that's that sweet tea you've been drinking, baby.
Speaker 20
You ain't felt this too special. That's that sweet team.
God done from race and canes. Yeah,
Speaker 20
this dude's going down. But it's hard when it's coming out.
I mean,
Speaker 20
oh, my brother does support you. God damn it.
I love you.
Speaker 20 Only the real gonna survive. The fake gonna fade away every time.
Speaker 20 It's gonna fade away.
Speaker 20
Motherfucking Lakers doing the fourth seed. I think they're doing this shit on purpose, y'all.
Y'all want to get to the sport, then we can get to it.
Speaker 20
I know some of you probably want to get on the Cowboy Jersey. You motherfucking right.
I got it on.
Speaker 20 We still America's teams, people.
Speaker 20 Even though we ain't won shit, we still America's team. We number one right there.
Speaker 20 Y'all tune in and watch us every Sunday lose. And that's what we be doing, Lucas.
Speaker 20
But back to the Lake 4C. I think they losing on purpose, y'all.
I really do. Before LeBron went out, him and Luca, them were chilling.
Speaker 20 And I ain't talking about Lil Boy Bar, boy, either. People chilling.
Speaker 20
But right now, we're going to fill out. True fears, be real, can't be biased.
We're going to have a big man right now. Um, so teams are just beating us up down low in the paint.
Speaker 20 Like Orlando had like 70-something points the other night in the paint. We're not getting turnovers, you know what I'm saying? We're letting the other team get to their spots on the court.
Speaker 20 And when you do that, you're not gonna win. It's just simple as ticket.
Speaker 20 Austin Reed do not play the same when LeBron James is on the court. I don't know why.
Speaker 20 Do your action, fight.
Speaker 20 And bro, if you stopping the bottle, that's that.
Speaker 20
I thought you've been doing this shit 25 years, boy. But damn, I'm Jamaica.
Damn it, that's my offense. And my offense say, when you get the ball, let it go.
Speaker 20 I ain't stealing.
Speaker 20 I ain't stealing.
Speaker 20 God damn it, we can do it right here.
Speaker 20 Even though I might lose, goddammit, I don't want to scratch and claw and fight.
Speaker 20 But we need AR.
Speaker 20
To be the AR when LeBron James is not on the floor. That's all I'm saying.
Bro, we know you're going to give me 25 and 30 in the playoff. I know we
Speaker 20
need 35 and bro. You big boy.
Oh, yeah, you big boy. Oh, yeah, you big cad drinking brew, motherfucker.
Oh, smoke off. Oh, smoking, looking at you.
Yeah, look, I smoked.
Speaker 20 So fast, so be so good. So after the game, if you win, I got you.
Speaker 20 I got you, Milkalo.
Speaker 20
I got you two playboys, no bunnies over here with no hair. Damn, I ain't lying.
No hair like a flower.
Speaker 20 Come here.
Speaker 20
God damn it, look like all the facts, damn. I told you, you my boy.
I got you.
Speaker 20 But that's what we're going to need for the Lakers to win. We're going to also need Dalton Connect to come back and find your game.
Speaker 20
Yep, we gave this. I need 10 points, 10 to 12 points from you every night in the playoffs.
Ain't no motherfucking excuses, damn. You ain't did shit in two songs.
Speaker 20
It's time to come live, dog. Yeah, show the world what you really about.
You're in the league. And if you're in the league right now and you on the team, you can call.
Speaker 20 It's just simple as that. If you're on the NBA team right now, damn it, you can call.
Speaker 20
I know what you're thinking, man. Come on, dude.
You tripped. I'm being real.
I can't beat none of them niggas more on one. And y'all can't eat.
Speaker 20 So they on the team for a reason.
Speaker 20 Blinker's going to be just fine, but I just don't know why Rob Linker ain't just went out and got the White Hollow or something.
Speaker 20 Yeah, he go for around and play around, but that bitch, some bitch, looking
Speaker 20 not niggas, orlando hollow thing which i agree and i'm gonna be real uh the white hollow is the greatest orlando magic
Speaker 20 i'm gonna give that man his props
Speaker 20 yeah yeah he did that that i mean they lost in the final to kobe but he got him there i hollow was a monster
Speaker 20
so congratulations to the white hollow going into the Orlando Magic Hall of Fame. He will be an NBA Hall of Fame as well.
Should be an NBA top 75 as well. They like,
Speaker 20
that's some biased shit how they did him. But you got to look how they dig Isaiah Tom was too familiar from the dream team.
So I wouldn't even feel slighted by that Dwight.
Speaker 20 But you're a Hall of Famer, ain't no doubt about it. But the best team in the NBA right now, the teams is
Speaker 20
Oklahoma Thunder. Then you got the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Then you got the Boston Celtics.
Speaker 20
Lakers right up under there. Like, I like, I know, damn, y'all can't beat them.
We'll beat Denver this year. We got Denver number.
Like, we got Denver number in his local.
Speaker 20 Yoki should beat everybody else, but he can't beat. He can't beat local.
Speaker 20 Local is cryptonite.
Speaker 20
Y'all talk to me, let me know what y'all think, man. Like, I know y'all gonna say, okay, City, I ain't tripping.
I know y'all gonna say the calves, I mean,
Speaker 20
Donald Milchie. Shout out to Dungamin Milchi.
By boy, got Coco John, boy. God,
Speaker 20 do you give me that sexy chocolate motherfucker?
Speaker 20
You know, I got love for you. I ain't never disrespect you, Donald.
That's your woman. Elio Willie Leo fam.
Speaker 20 I'm going to go back in the DM and erase everything i sent to that motherfucker you know what i'm saying coco i apologize out
Speaker 20 i was on that drink double cup like future sleep
Speaker 20 yeah i was on i i said some things i should have never said i was just feeling myself at the moment but now i know you and him together i'm gonna go right back in and delete those messages in them in the photos that got sent you yeah yeah yeah you probably ain't see that too much
Speaker 20 man yeah
Speaker 20 i don't
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Speaker 20
Some of y'all watching the show just now tuning in. One more.
I got on this motherfucking hat because I'm the new surfer for Texas right now. I'm speaking for all Texas right now.
Speaker 20
Your ass do the crime. God damn it.
Your ass gonna do the time. I guarantee you that.
We ain't no more getting off easy no motherfucking mo. God damn it.
Speaker 20 If you're getting 50 years, if you're getting 40 years, nigga, you're getting 40.
Speaker 20
Ain't no more doing ad no more. You're doing that.
I don't know, nigga. Don't let your mama know, mama.
I got 30 years. Well, baby, that means if you do 30, you can do 15 and a half.
I'll be down.
Speaker 20 Now, when I'm on the scene, I'm in there with the parole officer boy, talking to him. I don't think y'all need to release.
Speaker 20 Well, what information did you got to show us what we shouldn't have?
Speaker 20
These legals, he don't know this baby mama. Breaking the mad because she's sleeping with his cousin.
Damn it. Brother.
Damn his whole clique.
Speaker 20
Yeah, he gonna need to get out because he gonna do something to everybody. And we're gonna want to be back in the same position that we in now.
See, some of y'all like to stick your hand and shit.
Speaker 20
And shit. And shit.
Not me. Shit is shit.
Funky. You don't want the shit on your hand.
Causes damage. Causes diseases.
You don't want that. So why do y'all keep sticking y'all hand in shit sometimes?
Speaker 20 Why do y'all keep going out here, getting me old bumpy-faced asshole that slept with the whole city? Then you want to get up, move in, your motherfucking now, thinking she's gonna do right.
Speaker 20
You get into it, you putting hands on. Now you're gonna check here.
Now, for domestic violence, you could have boarded all that.
Speaker 20
All you had to do was hit, give the $300 and go and buy your goddamn business. You can hit it anytime you want.
No, you're gonna wipe the motherfucker up. See it for what? No, that's a headache.
Speaker 20 You niggas like greedy. That's what it is.
Speaker 20 You niggas like
Speaker 20 you want to fight.
Speaker 20
You want the hoes fighting behind you. That's what y'all want.
That's what you're tight. You like beefing with these necks.
Yeah, y'all, y'all get a house there. Yeah, not
Speaker 20 right.
Speaker 20 I'm a
Speaker 20 confrontational.
Speaker 20 No.
Speaker 20 I'm not feeling argued with you.
Speaker 20
You got veins coming out your neck. You angry.
You really want to hit me.
Speaker 20
Yeah, you really want to do something. You can get doing it.
You go into jail, boy.
Speaker 20
And I'm going to sue you for every motherfucking thing you die. I'll sue a plack off your teeth, nickel.
How long is it? Can you?
Speaker 20 Okay.
Speaker 20 Last time y'all took y'all girl on a date.
Speaker 20 Y'all niggas done got too comfortable.
Speaker 20
Yeah, you got a little money now. That's cool.
You buying shit. That's cool.
When you took your woman on a real date, nigga, all about her. No phone over.
Speaker 20
Niggas, you niggas thinking now. Damn, dude, you right.
We'll be on the date. I'll be on the phone looking at my kickies and parliament, nigga.
But a kid, baby, better show your girl.
Speaker 20 You're gonna give your girl some motherfucking time, boy. I told you, studs do do it.
Speaker 20 You wonder if your girl done left before a stud, you wonder what that stud is doing.
Speaker 20 The stud, done base, the keys, the studs, done the homework, the studs done cooked, clean, done, done they push-ups. Now, right now, seeing them push.
Speaker 20 We gotta compete with these studs now, man.
Speaker 20 I never thought I'd have to say that, but we gotta compete with these motherfucking studders.
Speaker 20 And don't think I said right back, them hoes can work on cars. I lie, them hoes back on YouTube learning how to change every part in these goddamn beer.
Speaker 20 We ain't fucking trouble.
Speaker 2 This is Sophie Cunningham from Show Me Something.
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Speaker 20
I seen yourself the other day walking with a kid to school. I tried to throw their motherfucking ass over.
Knocking little kid with her.
Speaker 20 Don't fucked up somebody's family. I know she's done too.
Speaker 20
Some man, man, from his family, man. You know what I'm saying? Cause them motherfuckers do everything.
Cause they are a woman. They sell.
They know in the ins and outs of this shit.
Speaker 20
Them bitches being there rubbing on our girl asses like cats and shit. Just pan on the motherfucker.
Rubbing on that motherfucker. They stop touching my bitch.
What a style. Nigga, I told you.
Speaker 20 I went out. That's when I pulled my when I put my hand on my body.
Speaker 20
I got the solder, sir. I got the show or something.
gotta show i'm my mom i'm about to lock us
Speaker 20 all right mom say dubbing tell y'all i've been warning y'all to warning y'all with this man spend some time with your girl man take her somewhere nice ollie garden ain't gonna get it uh she's safe factory ain't gonna get it no more you got to step your motherfucking game up and get dressed up for a change don't always shave get your hair cut
Speaker 20 get that black down in your head like i normally do and god damn it
Speaker 20
and go enjoy yourself, man. Y'all not having fun no more.
You're stressed out. Your dog was horning like a motherfucker.
Your son ain't in our motherfucking jail.
Speaker 20
God damn it, people at your job stressing. Your old lady don't give it to you no more like you used to.
Some of you niggas stressed. I see it in your face.
Speaker 20
So it's time for you to go out and enjoy yourself. Maybe you just night.
Maybe you just need to night out with the boss.
Speaker 20
Maybe you just need a night out with the balls, my G. Cause we dying too young.
50, 60. Dying.
Stress.
Speaker 20
This motherfucker, you've been with her for all them motherfucking years. She ain't changed yet.
You knew she was a problem back then.
Speaker 20 You don't want to deal with it in your like when you cross over 45,
Speaker 20 going down here.
Speaker 20
You don't need nobody getting on your nerve. It should be peaceful.
You should be getting your
Speaker 20 every night.
Speaker 20 Every night. Every time that mother, yeah,
Speaker 20 that's what you should be getting, but you're not.
Speaker 20 You ain't motivated.
Speaker 20 You ain't take trash out here
Speaker 20 she can have another baby earnest
Speaker 20 i didn't get my hard done today earnest i'm there causing that earnest everything falling on earnest people dying the family earnest gotta get paid for people won't come over and just gotta barbecue earnest gotta be we gotta be a
Speaker 20 hero everybody
Speaker 20 we ain't got nobody else we can
Speaker 20 Lean our show gone.
Speaker 20 Steve, we've been stressing the out of us.
Speaker 20
And I get it. We're going to stress her out.
We're going to cheat the whole motherfucking relationship.
Speaker 20 That's what you're here for.
Speaker 20 That's what you're here for.
Speaker 20 Yeah, I know I ain't lying to y'all. I'm telling y'all some real shit, sound fucked up, but it's,
Speaker 20 but I'm being real.
Speaker 20 Some of you men that's watching this show, and I know we got some real ones on, and I appreciate y'all.
Speaker 20 Enjoy yourself, bro.
Speaker 20 Because we leave in this world too motherfucking early, man.
Speaker 20
Too early behind stress. You can't fix everything.
You can't save everything. Everybody can't go.
Speaker 20
But that they can't with you. Everybody can't go.
Certain doors you're going to walk through. Them niggas ain't going to be able to go.
They don't know how to hat.
Speaker 20 They don't mean you still can't do for them. They can't go.
Speaker 20 Some of your favorite can't go. There's some more out here.
Speaker 20
Silence and yes. There's some hoes out here right now.
You can ask them,
Speaker 20 What do you like? No, the hoe is gonna tell you whatever you like.
Speaker 20 Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 20 You come out.
Speaker 20 Hey, what you want? Whatever you want.
Speaker 20 You whatever I don't tell you that. I'm gonna nasty someone
Speaker 20 and wheel.
Speaker 20 Bubba dub's live on the show.
Speaker 20 He knows what he saw.
Speaker 20 And he's here to tell you.
Speaker 20
Hell no. Hell no.
Watching this show, man. Letting y'all know we do a thing we call on the hell knock segment.
I know y'all been asking for me to bring it back.
Speaker 20 And goddamn it, that's what we're doing, man. Somebody hit me up early talking about Bubba Doug, you know I lost my job, man.
Speaker 20
And you know, I hate to come to you, but I just want to know, can you do me a favor? Hell no. Not doing no more motherfucking fables.
That he was priming to every other month something.
Speaker 20
That you know how I'm storming. And I don't know how I'm going to pay this goddamn life, bill, man.
I ain't gonna be doing this shit.
Speaker 20
Man, you need to be here. Yeah, man, if you don't mind, bitch.
Next one, man. I don't know how I'm gonna goddamn get these ties on my car.
Nigga, I know, God.
Speaker 20 Come on, I can picture. Get the plan, nigga.
Speaker 20 Get the prayer. Face without work.
Speaker 20 Let me say it again slowly because I'll be talking fast. Faith without works is stay.
Speaker 20 You know what that means, people?
Speaker 20 You could have all the faith in the world, but if you ain't putting no workings,
Speaker 20 it's faith.
Speaker 20
That's what we got to start doing. We always call it on God.
God,
Speaker 20 stop going to God with small stuff.
Speaker 20 Stop going to God with small stuff.
Speaker 20 God, I just don't know how I won't get too stolen.
Speaker 20 And got a car in the front of your
Speaker 20 stop talking that man non-sink. Get your old ass up and get in the goddamn car.
Speaker 20 God, too busy saving children and elders and sick people of the world, and for you to be crying and going on and all this buffing and puffing. You niggas got it bad, who go to jail?
Speaker 20
No, if you just let me get out this time, I'm gonna do right. Then you come home and you're right back.
Bullshit, niggas
Speaker 20
in jail. I ain't gonna do dope when I come home.
Soon as you come home.
Speaker 20 Get the ghost.
Speaker 20 Your mama TV.
Speaker 20 Your mama couch.
Speaker 20
They done took the ass telling off the motherfucker. I don't even make TVs ain't telling no more.
He found one.
Speaker 20 You right by your people, man.
Speaker 20
That's all I got got to say. And I'll say it again.
You want to live a long time. Mind your motherfucking business.
Speaker 20
That's the problem with you. You don't want to mind your motherfucking business.
Police were called the other night. I didn't call them.
This one time I ain't called him.
Speaker 20
My label and his wife got into it. I heard the altercation, but I didn't hear it.
It wasn't my motherfucking business. She come over the next day.
I know y'all heard that. She ain't heard shit.
Speaker 20 I'm sleep.
Speaker 20
AC, I don't with the fan. I'm old school.
I ain't heard a motherfucking thing. I'm not going over and fucking him.
He love you. Look at your eye.
What you think the hell you think he would get to me?
Speaker 20
He loves you. He's beating the dog shit out of you, stomping you, doing UFC moves.
He did doing all kinds of shit to you. You think I figured out about my bed?
Speaker 20 When they pop me some popcorn and launched it like it was a fight.
Speaker 20 That motherfucker getting out of that baby. Them motherfucker over there did he die.
Speaker 20 Yeah,
Speaker 20 But now he's in jail.
Speaker 20
Now I got information because I got cameras and shit. I could take dye now.
So before they release him, y'all might want to hold him.
Speaker 20 Because he's badger than what y'all think. He's a person.
Speaker 20 He should be a boxer.
Speaker 20 Let me show you this shit.
Speaker 20 Okay?
Speaker 20 Why are you doing this? Why?
Speaker 20 Look, look at God damn it.
Speaker 20 She's got tickets. I ain't got no money to pay these goddamn tickets.
Speaker 20
And I'm giving you gifts. And the tickets are the best.
That's all it says.
Speaker 20 God deal.
Speaker 20 It ain't a deal unless we shake on it. Y'all meal being jangled.
Speaker 20
I wouldn't say it wasn't a deal until they shook on it. And we shook on it.
And we had white cake out.
Speaker 20 We had white cake afterwards.
Speaker 20 That's what we talked about.
Speaker 20 Y'all doing, man? I know y'all said, dude, crazy hell from his hat. You goddamn right.
Speaker 20 I'm a big bad wolf for motherfucking Texas now.
Speaker 20
Family members calling me, telling me, tell me they problem. They dumbasses.
Yeah, fam. I ain't going to lie.
I need something to talk to. I need to tell you something.
Speaker 20
Man, you can tell me anything, fam. Talk to me.
Man.
Speaker 20 Remember that one night I came over and I was acting like something wrong with me? He dude.
Speaker 20 Man, I had to kill somebody. Hey, bam, it's okay, man.
Speaker 20 It's okay.
Speaker 20 You didn't mean it, did you? No, I didn't mean it.
Speaker 20 Damn. Where you put the gun?
Speaker 20
Oh, I got your sonship. Cool.
Do you know what you had on that night? Because I'm trying to know.
Speaker 20 Yeah, I had, what you do with the clothes? We got to get very dead. That's the reason why I'm telling you, man.
Speaker 20 He confessed, told me everything.
Speaker 20 I want to gather the evidence.
Speaker 20 Call up the detectives.
Speaker 20 Need to be dying in distress.
Speaker 20 Boy, I give y'all this. Y'all gotta buy me a baby bank.
Speaker 20 Well, Lord's cocky cover.
Speaker 20 Now y'all know this murder thing ain't been solved in about eight months, y'all.
Speaker 20 I know who did.
Speaker 20 You lying.
Speaker 20 You think I'll call all this confusion for nothing?
Speaker 20 No, you wouldn't. Ain't my information always accurate? Ain't it is?
Speaker 20 Yes.
Speaker 20 The guy in my house right now, man.
Speaker 20 But listen,
Speaker 20
I'm going to go back to the high. I'm going to bring this fool back.
Give us like 10 minutes.
Speaker 20 Keep the door down.
Speaker 20 And get him that way.
Speaker 20 Yeah.
Speaker 20
Because I know the family that died, they thankful for me. I brought clothes.
Now I called my auntie, which is his mama, and let her know, you ain't do your motherfucking job with him.
Speaker 20 The rest of your kids, cool, but this one bag apple ain't worth a damn, ain't it? Killing innocent people, ain't it? I don't think
Speaker 20 I just hope.
Speaker 20 Pray, they gonna give him the cure.
Speaker 20
I do. I'm pushing forward.
I forgot high, two, four.
Speaker 20 He got to go.
Speaker 20
Get bad seeds. We got to get rid of bad seeds.
That's all I'm saying. Bad seeds got to go.
Bad seeds, you can't grow level with bad C's.
Speaker 20
You can't grow chick with bad seeds. Michael says you got to have good seeds.
Good food.
Speaker 20
That's what we got to have. Thank y'all for watching tonight's show.
Peace and love. I love your map.
Thank you. Bye.
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Speaker 2 This is Sophie Cunningham from Show Me Something.
Speaker 5 Do you know the symptoms of moderate to severe obstructive sleep apnea or OSA in adults with obesity?
Speaker 7 They may be happening to you without you knowing.
Speaker 8 If anyone has ever said you snored loudly or if you spend your days fighting off excessive tiredness, irritability, and concentration issues, it may be due to OSA.
Speaker 8 OSA is a serious condition where your airway partially or completely collapses during sleep, which may cause breathing interruptions and oxygen deprivation.
Speaker 14 Learn more at don'tsleeponosa.com.
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