The Bubba Dub Show - I DONT MIND CALLIN DA MF POLICE......9..1…1 COME MERE!!

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Once again, I truly, truly, truly apologize for that, man. Just come off a crazy weekend.
It was up there and it was in Nashville Friday and then Sunday I was in Hampton, Virginia on the We The Wands tour. Shout out to everybody that's been pulling up.
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Man, if you want to unsubscribe, motherfucker, unsubscribe. I don't give a damn.

This is my show.

If I say I'm going live, I don't go live.

I don't go live, nigga.

I don't want to hear all that crying shit.

I'm in.

You want to get entertained by somebody else?

Go.

But it ain't going to be like this.

Nigga, I'm straight drop.

I don't know what they put in the...

Yeah, nigga.

I don't know what they had

on the couch, nigga.

Man, this show for last night's show.

Shit, I done missed another show.

Now, folks, everybody out there looking at me crazy

right now, let me get something

straight.

I don't mind calling

the motherfucking police. I want

you to know that right goddamn night.

I enjoy it.

I enjoy

calling the police on people. I love

to see the fur in their motherfucking

faces. They want to put fur in my heart.
I'm going to let the boys in blue put it in your damn heart. Some folks like to exercise, y'all.
Some people like to go grocery shopping. Some people like to go to yoga classes.
Me, I like dialing down with me. Make me feel safe.
Make me feel good at night when I can lay down knowing I done told him some damn body. Shit, that's the best rest ever.
Knowing my neighbor done committed a crime. Knowing, knowing he going to jail now.
Shit, it just soothes me. Make me feel warm and milky on the damn side too.
I don't play that bullshit. I'm the H-O-A of my neighborhood right now.
I didn't have to do no vote. I didn't have to fill out no application.
All I needed was some damn binoculars in a clipboard and I've been talking every damn sense. You ought to see how many damn nylon cars I didn't put out against my neighbors and suspicious be here because I ain't never seen in my life.
I'm calling them folks. That's how some of your little kids be getting kidnapped.
Y'all be seeing unfamiliar calls. Y'all not saying nothing because you're on dope all day.
Drunk, not paying attention. And then by 1.30 in the afternoon, little Susan gone.
Why? Because you niggas not focused. You ain't dog.
I'm going to be here to clean up these motherfucking streets. Sick of y'all.
People out here committing crimes. People out here committing murders.
And y'all ain't acting like y'all ain't seen nothing. Man, you ain't seen who shot.
No, I ain't seen nothing. Not me.
You seen some dub, you damn right. Come here.
I seen it all. And if you committed the crime and you know I seen you, we coming to get you.
When you're at your last day, how don't you make this all longer than more than it can be? Because if you act up, bad news will beat your home.

I'm telling you now, if you act up, bad news will beat your home. We got to do better, black folks.
People out here jumping on the elderly, y'all acting like y'all ain't seen nothing. It ain't my business.
Well, it's mine. I'm a law by the citizen.
I pay taxes. And I want a safe and healthy environment, not only for me, but for every damn body.
Great, Abbott, trash. I need to be the governor of Texas right goddamn now.
Need some Lord and Lord to die here again. Because everybody's saying that they want to do what they want to do.
And that ain't the case. You're not going to be going out here.
You want me innocent people. You ain't not going to do it.
You're not going to be out here not feeding the animals. You're not going to be cooking and not sanitizing your hands, nigga.
You feel me? You trying to say I don't wash my hands? Any of you? I watch you go in there and take a piss and I watch you walk right back to the barbecue pit flipping links with your hands. Nigga, you nasty.
I don't want them damn links. I'm just stating the facts of what's going on right now in America.
Nobody want to talk. What damn it? I don't believe it.

I don't mind going down there and pressing charges

on your ass.

That's my passion.

That's what I do.

That's my passion.

Ain't no greater feeling in the world

watching them police officers,

whether it's a woman or a man,

tell you, hey, hey, put your hands behind your motherfucking back. Do you hear me? I ain't no greater feeling than that.
I done my job. I done got a bad person off the streets.
Now, the petty crimes, I see it. I don't say nothing.
I don't care about the petty shit. It's the murderers.
It's the robberies for me. It's the kidnappings.
It's the pitiful failure. That's what I'm telling them.
If you're doing low-minded shit, I ain't got nothing to say. But if you are real homing, innocent people, in the community, I've got to to get you.
I got to sit your hot ass down somewhere because I hear you feel like you can't be stopped but in there, there's some niggas in there that'll stop you. I saw it with my own eyes.
I ain't got to go with the full niggas in there. I can see it on some of y'all motherfucking faces when y'all come back home.
Some of my ones don't want to none Did they thing Held it down like real men Come on home with their families They back out and getting money Some of y'all same niggas on this street Big dogs Yeah, I'm a big wolf But you're going on You're a goddamn big cat Now tell me I'm lying You ain't that nigga Niggas hitting the no hitting the in your ass from behind.

But you writing letters

like you really handling business

out here.

Nigga, stop it.

Oh, jailhouse lies

about to stop.

They got footage of your nine,

no?

Coming home saying

you were doing this and this.

The footage say

you a motherfucking

the footage say

you can braid her, nigga.

Yeah, you braiding her, nigga, flesh braids that. That's what you're doing in there.
But when you come home and act like you are holding a thine, nigga, you a PC up in there. I'm just letting you know my passion for this.
I told him, I told him, he told this on my pastor. Why you do that, Doug? This nigga was frenching and he was sweating too goddamn far from me.
We done put money in the collection plate for 10 years. We still ain't bought no goddamn van.
What a van is it? Where's the goddamn van? But when I lost my job, I needed $130,

the chumps couldn't give it to me.

But every time this crooked mom Bobby Brown looking job

motherfuckers say,

fast to play,

they pass it.

Well, damn it,

I ain't passing it no more.

And when I get my money,

I ain't passing the Kavassia either.

Took a little since

going on around him, man.

I see a woman the other day, 48 years old, got braces on her teeth. Bitches are awful.
That's when they're supposed to come out at 48. You're supposed to be coming out.
But you're getting braces. What you trying to fix? You should have been trying to fix some relationships.
But you won't fix them now. We're not doing that, no.
45-48, and you're trying to run invisible lines. Now, we ain't doing that again.
I ain't going to do that to y'all. Now, we're going to start holding each other accountable.
We're going, like I say, until we die, we're going to start loving one another.

Oh, yeah, we're going to start loving one another.

When we see our brothers in the street, we die for them, give them love.

Hold your head up if you ain't doing good.

We're going to pray for you.

And God damn it, we're going to keep you moving.

Some of y'all, nigga, we're going to put your head out.

Come on, man, just give me something, man.

Come on, man.

Come on.

If you want to work, go down to the funeral home and work. They got a job for.
People die every motherfucking day. Go down there and help and bone them bodies, you know? Hell, you don't want to put them in there anyway.
Then you see, you might want to go down there and help bury them. I ain't no pastors make that kind of money tax-free.
My uncle just buried somebody last last week they paid him $6,000 to go up there and tell nothing but lie do you hear me that man went up there and lied before that man was in that casket she was in that casket but my pastor up. Hell, I could have done that.
We all gathered here today because the big bad bully. That's what I would have said.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. And what a fried chicken.
It's so much. I'm just telling you from where I see things.
You know what I'm saying?'m like I'm just be honest with y'all Y'all know it too We all grew up We all got that one family member Who never went to church Ain't never done a motherfucking thing And they lie Ain't never done right Home Be up Cut Everything Soon as they die The whole family All lie Oh sweet Hell. Stop calling on God.
He busy. God don't deal in this.
He don't deal in this. You women put on a pile of makeup.
You get your hair done. You get your damn stomach done.
Ass done. Go out to these motherfucking clubs.
Looking like a million dollars. Soon you get home and take all that shit out.
You ain't work for court.

And wondering why you single.

You ain't you.

Get in the mirror.

Get in the mirror.

You ain't you.

Your mama don't even know.

Your goddamn kids don't even know you.

But you think that somebody's so wise

before what?

What do you have going on for yourself

other than culture?

Get that living well.

What's your mind?

Can they really mind?

Can they multiply?

They divide.

We know you can.

All you dividing is them legs. That what we gonna look I'm holding myself accountable I ain't just I'm gonna get time to reach that's true most of me ain't got to do better we got to better.
Because the followers ain't doing what they're supposed to do.

Nigga, be still.

If we all marching, nigga, we marching in one line.

But you always got somebody else doing other things.

Pow.

I said, get that fist to put on your ass.

Pow.

We need everybody in one accord.

We need everybody on the same page. We got to do it together.
We can't do it by ourselves. We got to do it together.
We got to stop waiting for certain things happen in this world for us to want to come together. We need to be coming together now.
If everybody come together like we do for friends, we'll be okay.

We'll stop pointing things at the white man.

Oh, man, it's this fucker.

I ain't got no job, man.

Yeah, they out to get me.

They fire me, man.

Yeah, they racist.

They fire me.

They fire you because you piss dirty, nigga.

They fire you because you're always late for work, nigga.

You're always calling in.

You always got some shit going on the child. That's why they buy you.
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This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild-haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell-bent effort to sabotage a war.
J. Edgar Hoover was furious.
Somebody violated the FBI, and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees. The FBI went around to all their neighbors and said to them, do you think these people are good Americans? It's got heists, tragedy, a trial of the century, and the goddamnedest love story you've ever heard.
I picked up the phone, and my thought was, this is the most important phone call I'll ever make in my life. I couldn't believe it.
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We record-breaking tourism last year. We have a surplus again.
We have a state with population growing again. You wouldn't know that.
That's not prevalent. It's not part of the discussion.
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It's, you know, it's a failed state, you know, California. But for me, you know, it's pride for me, again, as a guy who lives here and cares about the state, is to make a case anew for it.
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But other than that, I see y'all doing. I'm mad no more.
I'm behind my internet right now. Lagging ain't going on.
But it's out of my control. So I can't cry about it.

I can't cry. I spilled milk.

I let the cat lick it up.

I'm already upset with the Lakers. They lost to the Lando Magist

the other night. The motherfuckers going to it.

I beat you.

Know why?

Because Big U ain't here to put fear in the other team

no more.

He will help them in the innocent. Big U the first motherfucker talk to Luca when he came to L.A.
Can you? Goddamn Luca was hesitant first. Shit, Big Eugene said, don't be scared.
Like, basically, don't want to listen. Don't be scared.
stepped up low. I mean, I don't know how you do things.
You're touching with out here in L.A. I'm a big bad wolf.
Lucas said, yeah. Yeah.
And now my only thing about this situation, I don't even give a damn about it. This is, this ain't going to go for big U.
This is going is gonna be anybody out here doing this shit. Y'all make them goddamn white boys check in.
We bad to each other. Well, I put hands on you.
Yeah, I shoot you. We only bad to each other.
We don't do that shit to those white boys. Y'all ready to walk around L.A.
all day. Y'all niggas don't touch it.
Let me put a gold chain on and roll that y'all

and walk around.

God damn it, y'all want to gun me down.

I understand.

We supposed to be honest.

But instead, you're looking at me like this.

And one of my people from where you from

get on their feet and don't come back

because that's the way y'all treat me.

I got to pay you.

I'm over here.

I'll be damned.

Early band child support.

You think I'm going to pay you?

Nigga, you better know.

Not a fact.

Before I do something to you,

I let the eye down.

I kept saying,

someone please call 911.

You supposed to go in here. And they don't know.
I can't wait till I hear them damn signs. Somebody's going to check you.
And they won't be me. I might be all whore and talking shit like that.
Who can call the law? All whore and that niggas done call the law. I ain't standing on police.
Soon the police get there. I'm cooperating like a motherfucker.
It was him. What? There it was.
He got the gun. Fuck right there.
That's me. I did your ass out of hell.
Why? Because I'm all about positivity. I got kids looking up to me now.

I don't know why.

Because I was in special ed.

I didn't know other kids knew who I was.

But now I'm a role now.

Some of these certain things I can't do.

I can't be on a smoking weed, you know.

I can't do it.

I want to, but I ain't.

I ain't got it.

I just can't do it.

Thank you. I can't do it.
I want to, but I ain't. They ain't got it.
Come on, like I used to. Yes, I'm getting back.
I just can't do it. These kids, these kids, these kids, these kids, these kids.
And Cory's holding boys. They didn't get me.
So I got to be around. I got to be smart.
I got to be accountable. Certain things Doug can't do normal.
don't argue with you Not feeling lip rouser with you

Not feeling thank you

I'm not feeling shoot you

But I'm gonna put you in an institution

That's gonna get your motherfucking mind right

That's how we all do

From the bottom of my heart

I'm gonna put your head

And sleep good at night

Matter of fact,

I just put my son in jail

yesterday.

Yeah.

Guess what?

Blue shell right too.

That's the hell right.

I mean,

I'm on the nickel.

Yeah.

You in that coal cell?

I mean,

me and girl gonna get nasty

right after this motherfucker.

I'm gonna loo her up,

I ain't never had this, you ass now.

You fucking rode real cowboys now.

Y'all cowboys might lose in a real life,

but not me, but I'm a real cowboy

that ain't losing in the bedroom.

Got this champagne, god damn it's going down.

If you watching my show at night,

nigga, y'all gonna make love.

It's all about it now.

Your girl tripping, she got a bad temper. You feel it? I don't mean.
Ice on in this motherfucker. Dance in your car.
Fool in your belly. I'm about to work my chili.
Yeah, you got to work it. And work it well.
I come from the hip of this thing. Oh Oh yeah, I do.
Come from the motherfucking hip.

Even though they be happy.

Oh, boom. This is my chicken.

Oh, baby. This is my chicken.

That's that sweet tea you been drinking, baby.

You feel to do this pressure.

That's that sweet tea.

Got them from raising canes.

It's good going down. But it's hard when it's coming out I mean I don't know but I don't support you god damn it I love you only the real gonna survive the fake gonna fade away every time it's gonna fade away I fucking like this Go for it, okay My fucking Lakers doing the fourth seed

I think they doing this shit on purpose, y'all

Y'all want to get to the sport?

We can get to it

I know some of you probably want to get on the cowboy jersey

You motherfucking right, I got it on

We still America's team, man

Even though we ain't won shit

We still America's team

We number one, right?

Y'all tune in and watch us every Sunday lose

And that's what we be doing, lose

I'm just... team, you know.
Even though we ain't won shit, we still a match team. We know we won right now.
Y'all tune in and watch us every Sunday lose. And that's what we be doing, lose.
But back to the Lakers 4C, I think they're losing on purpose, y'all. I really do.
Before LeBron went out, him and Luka then were chilling. And I ain't talking about LaVar Ball either.
They were chilling. But right now, we gonna fell off.
True field, be real, can't be biased. We're going to have a big man right now.
So teams are just beating us up down a little in the paint. Like, Orlando had like 77 points the other night in the paint.
We're not getting turnovers. You know what I'm saying? We're letting the other team get to their spots on the court, and when you do that, you're not going to win.
It's just simple as taking it. Austin Reed do not play the same when LeBron

James is on the court. I don't know why.

Motherfuckers do your

and

LeBron, if you stop

in the ball,

I thought you been

doing this shit 25 years, boy.

I'm JJ, that's my offense, and my offense my offense say When you get the ball Let it go Look I ain't Steven I ain't Steven God damn it We can do it right here And right now Even though I might lose God damn it I don't want to scratch and claw and bite But we need AR To be your AR When LeBron James is not on the floor. That's all I'm saying.
Bro, we know you're going to give me 25 and 30 in the playoff. I know this.
Look, 50, 35. Boy, you big boy.
Oh, yeah, you big boy. Oh, yeah, you big kid drinking bro, motherfucker.
Oh, I'm smoking. I'm looking at him.
Yeah, look, I you. So after the game, if you win, I got your hoop.
I got your Michelin Ultra. Yeah.
I got your two playboys, no bunnies over here with no hair. Damn, I ain't lying.
No hair like a frog. Get down.
No, shh, shh. Come here.
God damn it, look, I'm all the success. Damn, I told you, you're my boy.
I got you. But that's what we're going to need for the Lakers to win.
We're also going to need, darling, to come back and find your game. Yep, we gave this.
I need 10 points, 10 to 12 points from you every night in the playoffs. Ain't no motherfucking excuses, damn.
You ain't did shit in two songs. It's time to come alive, dog.
Yeah, show the world what you really about.

You in the league.

And if you in the league right now and you on the team, you can call.

Nick, it's simple as that.

If you on the NBA team right now, damn it, you can call.

I know what you're thinking.

Man, come on, dude.

You tripping.

I'm being real.

I can't beat none of them niggas all I want.

Y'all can't even.

So they on the team for a reason.

Lakers going to be just fine.

But I think that's know why Rob Linker ain't just went out and got the White Hollow or something. Yeah, he go for a round and play a round.
But that bitch son of a bitch will complain. Now he can Orlando Hollow's thing, which I agree.
And I'm gonna be real. Theight Howard is the greatest Orlando Magic.
I'm going to get that man his props.

Yeah.

Yeah, he did that.

I mean, they lost in the finals to Kobe, but he got him there.

Howard was a monster.

So congratulations to Dwight Howard going to the Orlando Magic Hall of Fame.

He will be an NBA Hall of Famer as well.

Should be an NBA Top 75 as well.

That's some biased shit how they did him.

Thank you. going to the Landon Magic Hall of Fame.
He will be an NBA Hall of Famer as well. Should be an NBA Top 75 as well.
They like, that's some biased shit how they did him, but you got to look how they did. Isaiah Turner was two fans from the Dream Team, so I wouldn't even feel slighted by that, Dwight, but you a Hall of Famer.
Ain't no doubt about it, but the best team in the NBA right now, the teams is Oklahoma Thunder, then you got the Cleveland Cavaliers, then you got the Boston Celtics. Lakers right up under there.
Like, I know y'all can't beat Denver. We'll beat Denver this year.
We got Denver number. Like, we got Denver number in this local.
Yoki shouldn't beat everybody ever. He can't beat local.
Local is kryptonite. Y'all talk to me.
Let me know what y'all think, man. Like, I know y'all gonna say, okay, see? y'all think man Like I know y'all gonna say OKC I ain't tripping I know y'all gonna say Cal I mean Donovan Mitchell Shout out to Donovan Mitchell Boy that boy got Coco Jones Boy God Do you hear me that sexy chocolate mother You know I got love for y'all I ain't never disrespect you Donovan't unless you want me.
You will live, fam. I'm going to go back in the DM and erase everything I sent to that motherfucker.
You know what I'm saying? Coco, I apologize. I was on that drink, double cup, like future sleep.
Yeah, I was on it. I said some things I shouldn't have never said.
I was just feeling myself at the moment. But now I know you and him together.
I'm going to go right back in there and delete those messages in them photos that I sent you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You probably ain't see that too much. I ain't going to see that shit, man.
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Want to know what I motherfucking hat because i'm the new shirt for texas right now i'm speaking for all texas right now your ass do the crime god damn it your ass don't do the time i guarantee you that we ain't no more getting all easy no motherfucking mo god damn it if you're getting 50 years if you're getting 40 years nigga you're getting 40 ain't no more doing ass no more you doing that oh not nigga don't let your mama know mama i got 30 years well baby that means if you're getting 40. Ain't no more doing ass no more.
You doing that. Oh, now, nigga, don't let your mama know.
Mama, I got 30 years. Well, baby, that means if you do 30, you can do 15 and a half.
I be damned. Now, when I'm on the scene, I may know what the parole officer boy talking to him.
I don't think y'all need to release. Well, what information do you got to? To show him what we shouldn't.
I watch. These roll this baby mouth mad cause she sleeping with his cousin damn his brother damn his whole clique yeah he don't need to get out cause he gonna do something to everybody and we don't wanna be back in the same position that we in now see some of y'all like to stick y'all hand and shit and shit not me shit shit.
Not me. Shit is shit.
Fuck.

You don't want the shit on your hand.

Cause it's done.

Cause it's diseased.

You don't want that.

So why do y'all keep sticking your hand and shit sometimes?

Why do y'all keep going out here,

getting the old bumpy-faced asshole,

done slept with the whole city,

then you want to get up,

moving in the old motherfucker now,

thinking she gonna do right,

you get into it,

you putting hands on it,

now you run jail.

Now for domestic violence,

you could have bought it all.

That all you had to do was hit,

give her $300,

and gone about your goddamn business,

I don't know. If she gonna do right, you get into it, you putting hands on it, now you gonna check it out.
Now for domestic violence, you could have bought it all. That all you had to do was hit, give her $300 and go about your goddamn business.
You can hit it anytime you want. No, you gonna wipe the motherfucker off.
See if it wasn't. That's a headache.
You niggles like me. That's what it is.
You niggles like me. You want to fight.
You want these hoes fighting behind you. That's what y'all want.
That's what you like. You like beefing with these necks.
Yeah, y'all get a house there. Yeah, now.
That you? I don't. Confidential? No.
I'm not feeling awkward with you. You got veins coming out your neck.
You angry, you really want to hit me Yeah, you really want to do something You can get do it You go into jail, boy And I'm going to sue you for every motherfucking thing you got I'll sue a crack off your teeth How old is it? Okay Last time y'all took y'all girl on a date Y'all niggas done got too comfortable Yeah you got a little money now That's cool You buying shit That's cool When you took your woman on a real date All about her No phone No Niggas You niggas thinking now Damn dub You right We be on a date I be on the phone Looking at my Kikis and parlack But you better show your girl. You better give your girl some motherfucking time, boy.
I told you, studs, do it. You wonder, if your girl don't lift you for a stud, you wonder what that stud is doing.
The studs done baize the kids. The studs done done the homework.
The studs done cook clean. Done they push up.
Now, right now, she ain't no push. Damn.
We got to compete

with these studs now, man.

I never thought

I'd have to say that,

but we got to compete

with these motherfucking studs.

And don't they,

I said right back,

them hoes couldn't work on cars.

Them hoes on YouTube

learning how to change

every part of these goddamn big hills.

We ain't fucking drunk. I seen still those days walking little kids to school.
I tried to throw on they motherfucking ass over. Not the little kid, but her.
I'm telling you. Them fucked up somebody's family.
I know she gonna took some man, man, from his family, man. You know what I'm saying? Because them motherfuckers do everything.
Because they a woman, they self, they know it, and they ends and outs of this shit. Them bitches be in there rubbing on our girl asses like cats and shit.
You just burn on them motherfuckers. Rubbing on that motherfucker.
Listen, I took you my bitch. What's that? Listen, I told you.
That's when I put my hand on my body. I got to show her something.
I got to show her something. Gotta show her.
I'm about to look. All right.
I don't say Dublin, tell y'all. I've been warning y'all to warn y'all about this shit.
Spend some time with your girl, man. Take her somewhere nice.
Ollie Gordon ain't gonna get it. She stay fast, ain't gonna get it no more.
You got to step your motherfucking game up and get dressed up while you ain't going to shave. Get your haircut.
Get that black diamond in your head like I normally do. And goddamn it, go enjoy yourself, man.
Y'all not having fun no more. You're stressed out.
Your dog a horn like a motherfucker.

Your son ain't in our motherfucking jail.

Goddamn, your people at your job stressing.

Your old lady don't give it to you no more like you too.

Some of you niggas stressed.

I see it in your face.

So it's time for you to go out and enjoy yourself.

Maybe you just niggas night out with the boys.

Maybe you just niggas night out with the boys, my G. Because we dying too young.
50, 60. Dying.
It's stress. This motherfucker, you been with her for all that motherfucking years.
She ain't changed yet. You knew she was a problem back then.
You don't want to deal with it in your... When you cross over 45, you're going down here.
You don't need nobody getting on your nerves It should be peaceful You should be getting it Every night Every night Every time that morning That's what you should be getting But you're not You ain't mowing your yard You ain't take the trash out She can haveest. I ain't getting my hair done today, Ernest.
I'm menopause tonight, Ernest. Everything's falling on her, Ernest.
People die in the family. Ernest's got to get paid for it.
People want to come over. Ernest's got to barbecue.
Ernest's got to be, we got to be a motherfucking hero with everybody. We ain't got nobody else we We can lean our shoulder on.
These women stressing the got us. And I get it.
We're going to stress her out. We're going to cheat the whole motherfucking relationship.
Bitch, that's what you here for. That's what you here for.
Y'all know I ain't lying to y'all tell me I'm some real shit But I'm being real Some of you men That's watching this show And I know we got some real ones on here And I appreciate y'all Enjoy yourself bro Cause we leaving this world Too motherfucking early man Too early behind stress You can't fix everything You can't save everything everything. Everybody can't go.
If they can't with you, everybody can't go. Certain doors you're going to walk through, them niggas ain't going to be able to go.
They don't know how to happen. They don't mean you still can't do for them.
They can't go. Some of your favorite can't go.
There's some more out here. I'm right.
Silence Silence and yes There's some hoes out here right now You can ask them What do you like? You know what the hoes gonna tell you? Whatever you like Yeah Yeah, I'm not There's some hoes You can ask me Say what you want Whatever you want You want You don't want to tell me that.

I'm going to ask this.

I'm going to do it.

You just.

And we'll.

Okay.

Watching this show, man. I know we do a thing with y'all on the Hill Now segment.
I know y'all been asking for me to bring it back. And he's here to tell you Hell nah Hell nah not.
Not doing no more motherfucking fables. That he will turn into every other month something.
That's your mind story. I don't know how I'm going to pay this goddamn life, bitch.
Man, I ain't going to be doing this shit. Fuck, man.
You need to be here? Yeah, man. If you're on my bed.
Next one. Man, I don't know how I'm going to goddamn get these tires on my car.
Nigga, I know God. That's because I can belt you.
Get the praying, little. Get the praying.

Faith without work.

Let me say it again slowly because I be talking fast.

Faith without works is bad.

You know what that mean, people?

You can have all the faith in the world, but if you ain't putting no work in it, it's bad.

That's what we got to start doing.

We always calling on God.

God, stop going to God with small stuff.

Stop going to God with small stuff.

God, I just don't know how I won't get too stoned.

Ain't got a car in the front of y'all.

I'm talking that man.

Nothing to see. Get your whole ass up.
And get in the goddamn car. God, too busy.
Saving children and elders and sick people of the world. For you to be crying and going on.
All this puffing and puffing. You niggas got it bad who go to jail.
Lord, just let me out this time I'm gonna do right When you come home and you're right back Oh shit, nigga Oh shit In jail I ain't gonna do dope when I come home Soon as you come home Get off

Your mama TV

Your mama couch

Put it out now, baby

They

Don't get a station

They don't take the antenna off the motherfucker

No, he make TVs antenna no more

He ain't bad, woman

Right by your people, man

Thank you. You don't want to mind your motherfucking business.
Police were called all night. I didn't call them.
Just one time I ain't called them. My neighbor and his, and when I got into it, I heard the altercation, but I didn't hear it.
It wasn't my motherfucking bitch. She come over the next day.
I know y'all heard that. She ain't heard shit.
I'm asleep. AC on with the fan.
I'm old school. I ain't heard a motherfucking thing.
I'm not going over and fuck with him. He love you.
Look at your eye. What you think the hell you think he was dead to me? He love you.
He beating your dog shit out you.

Stomping you. Doing UFC move.

Doing all kind of shit

to you. You think I'm gonna get up out of my bed?

When they pop me some popcorn

and watched it like it was a fight.

That motherfucker getting out of the way, baby. That motherfucker over that kid, he got him.
Yeah, I did. And don't feel bad, too.
But now he in jail. Now I got information because I got cameras and shit.
I could take down now. So before they release him, y'all might want to hold him.

Because he's badder than what your house ain't.

He should pass him.

He should be a boss.

Let me show you this shit.

Okay?

Why are you doing this?

Why?

Look at him, God damn you.

Let me know.

She got tickets. I ain't got no money to pay these goddamn tickets.
And I'm giving you this. And the tickets are the best.
That's all it says. I said it got a deal.
It ain't a deal unless we safe on it. Y'all remember in Django? I said it wasn't a deal until they shook on it.
And we shook on it,

and we had white cake after. We had white cake after us.
That's what we got, kid. What y'all doing, man? I know y'all said, duh, crazy hell from this hat.
You got a damn right. I'm a big bad wolf for my little bitches now.
Family members calling me, telling me, tell me they problem.

They don't. I'm a big bad wolf for motherfuckers now.

Family members calling me, telling me, tell me they problem.

They dumbasses.

Yeah, fam, I ain't gonna lie.

I need something to talk to you. I need to tell you something.

Now you can tell me anything, fam.

Talk to me.

Man, remember that one night I came over and I was acting like something wrong with me?

Ain't do.

Man, I had killed somebody.

Man, fam, it's okay, man.

Thank you. and one night I came over and I was acting like something wrong with me.
Ain't do. Man, I had to kill somebody.
Man, it's okay, man. It's okay.
You didn't mean it, did you? No, I ain't mean it. Damn.
Where you put the gun? Oh, I got your son. Cool.
Do you know what you had on that night? Because I'm trying to know. Yeah, I had.
What you do with the. We got to get rid of that.
That's the reason why I'm telling you, man.

He confessed, told me everything.

I wanted to gather

the evidence.

Call a little detective.

Need to be dying to do this.

Boy, I give y'all this.

Y'all gotta buy me a baby back.

Well, Lord, it's time to come.

Now y'all know this murder thing ain't been solved in about eight months, y'all.

I know who did.

You lying.

You think I'll call all

this confusion for nothing?

No, you wouldn't.

Ain't my information always accurate?

Ain't it, you?

Yes.

The guy in my house right now.

But, listen. I'm gonna go back to the house.
I'm going to bring this fool back. Give us like 10 minutes.
Keep the dough down and get him that way. Yeah.
Because I know the family that died, they thankful for me. I broke clothes.
Now I called my aunt, which is his mama, and let her know you ain't do your motherfucking job with him. The rest of your kids cool.
But this one bag of apple ain't worth a damn, ain't killing innocent people, ain't it? I know, but I just hope they're going to give him the cure. I do.
I'm pushing forward. I have one high, two foot.
He got to stick up. He got to stick up.
He got to get rid of bad seeds. That's all I'm saying.
Bad seeds got to go. Bad seeds, you can't grow nothing with bad seeds.
You can't grow shit with bad cities.

Michael,

you got to have

good cities.

Good too.

That's what we got to have.

Thank y'all for watching

tonight's show.

Peace and love.

I love your mouth.

Lakers and bye.

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