
Nightcap - Hour 2: Dak about to pass Romo, Fake CJ Stroud gets in Houston Rodeo, and the Cost of Living in 1985!
Shannon Sharpe and Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson react to Dak about to pass Romo in starts as a Cowboy, a fake CJ Stroud gets into the Houston Rodeo, & the cost of living in 1985 was way cheaper! Also another edition of Spell-O, and Dunk on Unc & much more!
07:41 - Dak Prescott on the way to most starts as a Cowboy
10:41 - Ja’Marr Chase buys Lamborghini
17:22 - Keon Coleman push-up bet
24:39 - Fake CJ Stroud at Houston Rodeo
29:33 - High school fired for pulling player’s ponytail
34:00 - Cost of Living in 1985
41:18 - Spello
50:00 - Dunk on Unc
55:47 - Q&Ayyy
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Dak is on the cusp of passing Romo.
Dak needs six games this season to jump Tony Romo to have the second most career starts in a franchise history, trailing only Troy Aikman. That's a lot of mileage.
He'll be 32 and has missed 30% of the last five years. And is this the year the Cowboys invest in a potential heir.
Now remember, Cooper Rush is gone. He's in Baltimore.
Yes, sir. I don't know.
I don't know. With the way Jerry Jones operates, I have no idea what they're going to do.
I can't even tell you. I know Dak has missed 30% of playing time due to injury, unfortunate injuries, but they say it's football.
It's a contact sport. It's a violent sport.
Injuries are going to happen. Injuries happen at every position.
Sometimes, even though you try to prevent it, it's almost impossible. The NFL has done all they can do to make the game safer.
Injuries still happen. And they're going to continue to happen.
Yeah, always, always.
And as far as him finding an heir, it ain't nothing out there to look
for or find right now anyway.
True. It's not.
It's not.
And Dak is only 32.
I'm not sure how long he would want to play,
but he got a long way to go,
especially at the quarterback position.
Finding the heir, if you're going to do it,
it ain't right now.
So,
So, what are they going to do? I mean, look, Ocho, that make it 60 mil. 60 mil, Ocho, I need championship.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. A championship game.
I need to get to the Super Bowl. Playoff, yeah, yeah.
More than playoff, huh? I can't be one and done. Right.
I can't get just to the divisional round, Ocho. Right.
You right. What am I getting for that $60 million? That $249.5 million that's guaranteed.
What do I get for that? Mm-hmm. Well, listen, that $60 million, obviously, you wouldn't have to pay that.
You paid him ahead of time. You made him play out his whole contract.
And listen, this is what you get. This is what you get.
Dallas did that. Jerry did that.
Steven Jones did that. You get paid him early.
They're doing it with Micah. Oh, man, listen.
One thing about a cat. Wait a minute.
I forgot to quote that fast. What about a cat? You're going to lay it on his feet? Nah.
But I'm trying to use the analogy a leopard never changed his strengths. If they've done it, if they've done one thing, one way, all the time, regardless of who the player is, they're going to continue to do it the same way.
That's why you keep getting the same results. I'm going to do everything at the last minute.
Yeah, well, you can't do well. Here's the thing.
You do that, and and the guy you got to pay extra. Again, you're doing that with Micah.
Yeah. You see the market exploding? Yeah.
And listen, while the market exploding, they're going to have to make him the highest paid anyway at his position. I don't know what you're waiting on.
You might as well get it done now. Jamar Chase brought his dream Lamborghini this week after his historic deal.
Check out this ride, Ocho.
Yeah.
He says he's dreamt of buying this car for over 10 years.
He raced T Higgins around Miami.
Ocho, how come they call you?
You got a whip, Ocho?
Is that a McLaren that T got? Yeah. T got a green McLaren.
I was with Chase before I left to go to New Orleans to watch Alvin Ailey. So Chase was with me.
I saw a very nice Lambo. Remember, I had a Rolster, too, during my playing days.
I have a Ferrari now, but that's too much car and it's too loud for me anyway. you get to a certain age, you don't want to hear that kind of noise, but it's a beautiful thing in person.
You know, Chase was at my grandma's house. Okay.
We sat there for two hours, man. We talked about the deal, talked about the contracts.
Man, we talked about everything, so it was a good time. I'm a Ferrari guy.
I mean, no disrespect to Larry. I'm a Ferrari guy.
They got that new Ferrari. What's that new Ferrari? They got a supercar out there, Ocho.
I think they said they're making $799 and they're $4 million. Right.
Wait, come again? $4 million. Man, go ahead, man.
Go ahead, Cheyenne. I ain't got nothing.
Okay, buy the car no time soon yeah I mean we in the same boat I have enough I got a 2013 Range Rover got less than 37,000 miles on it hey do you even drive that the F80 they got an F80 it's a supercar right about 1200 horsepower you200 horsepower. You don't even need all that.
I'm just saying a person in general.
I'm saying a person.
Unless you're a car collector, you don't need that.
Unless you are a sheik, or you're over there in Dubai, or Qatar.
Now, I can see that's a different kind of money.
I can see them getting something like that.
Let me tell you why I can't see it.
Because I can't see $4 million.
That's why I can't see it. Listen, all you need is a $4 million for no damn car.
You crazy. Listen, I got a simple F.A.
Spider. That's enough.
One day, a Sunday, a Saturday, I want to go out, hear the noise, pull up to a brunch spot, eat, enjoy, smoke my cigar, go home. Outside of that, I can't do it every day.
There's too much noise, huh? That noise is aggravating. The heir to the Red Bull fortune just bought the former F1 Eggleston.
He bought his collection. $650 million.
Yeah? My goodness. I mean, he got Michael Schumacher's.
He got the Michael Schumacher's that he won his seventh title. or Nicky Louder.
Yeah. My goodness.
I mean, he got Michael Schumacher's. He got the Michael Schumacher's that he won his seventh title.
Nicky Louder. Yeah.
I mean, he got. Who? Yeah.
Who? Yeah. I can imagine.
Even if I had four million. Which I don't.
Even if I had four million. And let me reemphasize that again.
I don't. You can buy no car for that.
Hold on. But wait.
If you were an extensive car collector like the Jay Leno's or the Rick Ross's, then you would. Let me tell you what I'm an extensive.
Money collector. And I ain't got four million.
That's what I'm trying to collect. I'm trying to collect money.
And I ain't collected enough of it yet. But look, I ain't got no problem with that, don't you? Look, you and I both, when we grew up and we saw people purchasing things, man, $20,000, ain't no way I paid $20,000 for that.
Right, right, right, right. When you get to, it's easy to say what you won't do.
When you ain't got it. Because when you can't do it.
Right. But when you can, you do things that you never thought you would because you didn't think you'd be in this position.
Position, right. So, but no, congratulations.
Enjoy it. Yeah.
That's the whole purpose of it. You know, you might buy yourself something.
What's the purpose of working hard if you can't get at least one or two things that you enjoy? Be it a car. Be it a watch.
Be whatever the case may be. Enjoy it.
Listen, enjoy the fruits of your labor, but don't get lost in the lifestyle. Don't get lost and become handicapped to the lifestyle in general.
It's okay to enjoy the fruits of your labor because you work hard to get where you're at. Yeah.
You know I had to give Chase that talk. I talked to T.
Higgins the following day. Don't get lost in it.
You can enjoy it. There is nothing and I know all the NFL players are going to see this.
Chase, I know you're going to see this. T.
Higgins and anybody else that's going to get paid. Mike, are you next? There is nothing you can buy.
I don't care how much money your owners pay you. Nothing you can buy that is more valuable than your name.
Nothing. When you get out that car and you take all them clothes and you take all them that jewelry and you look in the mirror, boy, that's the true value, boy, you hear me? You ain't got to do nothing to impress nobody.
When you go to the club, you ain't got to pop no bottles. You ain't got to buy no sections.
Huh? Because all the chicks, they done Googled how much you making already. You ain't got to do Nathaniel.
Listen to me. I'm telling you, I've been in the game 40 years.
And still got all my chicken. All right.
No. I got it.
Hey, you got to talk for me.
I got to pee pee.
Go.
But, hey, Chase, you wearing that one, bro.
You say you've been thinking about this car for 10 years.
There you are.
You got your rookie contract.
Put that up.
Hey, I'm going to get me something nice.
Got him a Lambo.
It is nice.
Speaking of calling, I'm so... You You gotta wait for Ocho We gotta wait for Ocho for this one So hopefully Man y'all need to get off them sites yeah the Lakers what y'all want us to talk about the Lakers what y'all want us to say they got blown out they did they got blown out and that's what happens you give up 70 points in the paint you let a team shoot 15 16 threes you're gonna get blown out I don't know what y'all want us to say.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. The Lakers lost? Last night, won, what, 146 to 105, 115, something like that, yeah.
Wait, hold on, hold on. I just want to make sure.
I just want you to stay with me now. So is it still Lakers in five, even though they lost? Yeah.
Okay. They were in the playoffs.
They were done. You got to win four games in the playoffs.
Okay, my man. My man, I'm just checking.
I'm just fine. How about this, Ocho? Speaking of calling, a soldier bets Keon Coleman 50 push-ups.
His quarterback wouldn't answer his FaceTime. Watch this, Ocho.
Yeah. What's the over-under? If he answered, I need 50 push-ups.
Whoa. Wait, hold on.
Hold on., if he answer, you give? I can't lose in it. I only can lose if he don't answer, but I don't have to do nothing.
Rob Markman, oh, so it's not really a big deal. It's a one-sided deal.
It's unilateral. I like those things.
That's FaceTime. Rob Markman, look at him.
It's a new phone who this. Nah, he ain't gonna do that.
I ain't changed my number. Bam!
Look at your answer!
I appreciate you so much, my guy.
I'm going to Q&A at an army base right now, and somebody asked me if you would answer.
I was like, I think he would.
I need my 50 pushups.
You lost.
As he said, Thank you for your service
That's dope
That's dope
Hey
My quarterback love me bro
You thought you had me man
He answered the phone for everybody
He good
Hey that's a good one
Hey who can you call on your phone
No matter what
If your life depended on it
Thank you. good.
Hey, that's a good one. Hey, who can you call on your phone, no matter what? If your life depended on it, you could pick up the phone and FaceTime it, and you know they guaranteed the answer.
Your life on the line. Is he there? Huh? Oh, I don't call nobody.
I don't call nobody but Kayla. Okay, I'm just saying.
My sister not answering FaceTime because I've never talked to my sister on FaceTime. My brother's not going to answer because I've never talked to my brother on FaceTime.
I've only talked to my son once on FaceTime. I've only talked to my daughter, my younger daughter, once on FaceTime.
So the only person, I don't talk to Bucket on FaceTime. I don't talk to Burns on FaceTime.
See, but that's a good thing, though. That's a good thing, because the fact that they don't normally talk to you on FaceTime, they would understand it would probably be an extreme emergency if I got Unk calling me on FaceTime.
No, they're going to hit decline. Do you mean to call me on FaceTime? That's what they're going to text me back and say.
Man, I know about people on joke oh I don't I don't
that ain't me
so
the only person I would probably
if I had to be
I would probably say Kayla
okay okay okay
okay
if I
if I had to choose somebody
in my life
in my immediate life
and it was a life or death situation
can I try to ask
what type of face did you mean to call me
I'm trying to think
I'm trying
I mean
I'm not sure what type of face did you mean to call me? I'm trying to think. I mean, what would I call? Probably my kids.
Any one of my kids. Yeah.
That's the only one. That's the only one I would be willing to put anything on to say that she would answer.
She ain't answer now because she got to get up
and go to work in the morning.
She got a new job.
She ain't answer right now.
But nah, my sister, no.
Brother, mom, bucket burns.
No.
I'm trying to...
I hope...
I ain't never...
First of all,
I ain't never called
I'm going to... First of all, I ain't never called any of my, you know, Snoop, Cube, anybody that's in my phone, Mayweather, Ross, P.
I ain't never called nobody FaceTime. I don't call...
I don't like talking FaceTime Hey I know who you can call I know you gonna answer Who You talking about me Oh hell Oh nah nah nah nah nah Nah I'm trying to think Let me ask you this what ex could you call and they would answer all of them man they're probably they're probably they're probably they're probably they're probably they're probably they're probably they're probably they're probably listen to me you hear me all of them all of them they tell me they say Ocho play well Pay what well They say Ocho play well Listen Respectfully all of them And I say it respectfully I mean You know I like that I can answer that I can say that Confidently too Maybe we go live Maybe we have to Put that to the test Maybe we have to Call somebody When we go live Oh from the past Okay we can do that I like that Hell no I ain't calling Nobody from. Hell no, I'm talking about somebody famous on my phone.
I thought you said me.
Hell no. Well, you're okay.
Oh, you're talking about, okay, okay, okay.
We can do that. I like that.
I like that.
Hey, that would be a good one, though, too, huh?
What is it? Hey,
call an ex out of the blue
just to see if they answer? Yeah.
That's a good one. I call
one of my kids mom.
Oh, come on. Here you go, man.
You know they gonna answer. No, hell they won't.
They gonna send me attention, send me attention about what the hell you want. Uh-uh.
No. No, I ain't fooling that.
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It's Julie Stewart-Banks. I'm doing a new podcast from iHeart Podcasts and the National Hockey League, and I'm paired up with one of my favorite players, the always quotable Nate Thompson.
I wore nine NHL sweaters, and I have story after story to share. And believe it or not, I have plenty to say and not just about hockey.
Believe me, he does. Energy Line with Nate and JSB is the name of the podcast and it's going to be, well, it's going to be quite the ride.
We're officially line mates, Nate. We're the Energy Line.
We'll have plenty of folks join us, current players, some of my former teammates, Hall of Famers, and wait till you see some of the connections that Julie has.
She has quite the Rolodex.
Okay.
We'll lean into Nate's playing experience and tap into our interests away from hockey
and try to do what Energy Lines are supposed to do, provide an emotional boost.
How do you feel about all that, Nate?
I'm vibing, Julie.
I'm ready to roll.
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I picked up the phone, and my thought was, this is the most important phone call I'll ever make in my life.
I couldn't believe it. I mean, Brendan, it was divine intervention.
Listen to Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. A fake CJ Stroud got into a Houston rodeo for free for pretending to be Stroud.
He even had the Texans fans taking pictures with him. Ocho, look at this.
Hey, that's funny. Hey.
Nah, they had to put a suit through the other door. What do you think? The security is letting it sit with my camera.
Because I couldn't go to the front door. Doing good? That's what you think.
I don I was like, I'm gonna take a selfie. Yeah, you take a selfie.
I don't think I expected a selfie, but I'll take a selfie. If it comes on your, on your casino, I don't like, love you, dog.
Alright, you're taking a seat, bro. Sit.
Hold on. Come on.
Here, for sure. Uh-huh.
Thank you. Thank you.
Something for my kids. I just got into the rodeo for free.
Why the hell would CJ Stroud be wearing his jersey in public? Or his shirt in general. I mean, you would have to be a true, a true football fan, a true football
fan to actually know, man, stop playing.
I ain't no CJ Shroud.
Now you do look like it and you can fool a whole lot of people that don't know exactly
who he is, but just know, all right, I know he looks like the quarterback, but I don't
know if it's really him or not.
So that's why he was able to get away with that. But listen, a true football fan, you ain't fooling nobody.
You ain't fooling nobody. I was like, bro.
I mean, have you ever worn your jersey out in public? Me? Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
I mean, all the time, time pep rally. Were you in high school? You got the pep rally? In high school.
High school pep rally. Yeah, I remember them days.
Yeah. Hey, not the pep rally.
I used to wear that thing all day in school. Yeah, you know that, don't you? Hey, game day? Boy, don't tell me that they had that number two walking through the hallway, skipping class? That was me.
Yeah, you don't have to. What time, you know, hey, your girl wear your Letterman jacket.
You don't say it, don't you? Oh, yeah. You got a Letterman jacket? Yeah, yeah.
I don't know where that. Matter of fact, my ex, my ex from high school, she still got my Letterman jacket.
That would be a nice gift to get back if I could get it. If I could find out where she at, I don't know where she at.
And then, you know, we got all them patches down there, what is like region champs, you know, so forth and so, state champs, you know. Man, this Joe got a whole, this Joe got a whole jersey.
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You know, the first one around. We don't say nothing when y'all got to pay your bills, car insurance, you know, life insurance, health insurance, you know, rent be due, your phone bill due.
I mean, come on now.
Yeah.
Y'all talking about, um, hi, um, hi.
Every time I'm out, hey, um, you hired?
Um, can I intern?
How you think we pay the bills?
How you think we pay people to do all this?
Editors, graphics, producers, associate producers.
Y'all, it ain't, I want y'all to know, it ain't cheap to do this.
Thank you. producers.
Y'all, I want y'all to know, it ain't cheap to do this.
Shea Shea
me, we got 17, we got
17, 18 employees.
Yeah, make it 19.
Well, you ain't no employee
but you get paid handsomely.
You ain't no damn employee.
Hey, you
right by getting paid hands of it I appreciate it
I appreciate that you know
hand some money hand some doopin
you know it all go hand in hand
Ocho check this out a New York basketball
coach was fired for pulling a high school
player's ponytail Northville High
School fired coach Jim
Zulo the incident unfolded
at North High School lost to New York
State Public High School
God damn
we gotta wait till the finish
Thank you. Zulo, the incident unfolded at North High School, lost to New York State Public High School.
God damn. We've got to wait till the finish.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
Look at this. Watch what he does.
I'm looking at it. I'm looking at it.
Oh, man. Listen, that's that's you know, that's not the first time.
That's not the first time. Now, that's something that's probably been going on for a while.
But you put up over there like that? Hey, but listen. Boy pulled my daughter out and slapped fire from it.
Hey, man, listen, I don't know what parents was at. But, you know, that couldn't have been you know what.
Because somebody's parents would have been and jumped on the court and beat Buddy up. Yeah.
But you can tell that incident or something like that to be that comfortable, especially during the game, to be able to do that, that means it's been going on before that. It's been going on in practice.
Maybe once upon a time, way back when, Coach has behaved in this manner. Oh, yeah.
Absolutely. Not today's time.
You can't coach and intimidate players like you could when you and I was coming up. Especially when I was coming up.
They grabbed your face mask. They pushed you.
They kicked you in your tail. They did things to you, Ocho.
You can't do that now. And you don't say, you do that to somebody's kid.
First of all, you do that to somebody's kid. Now, somebody's going to knock fire from you.
You got to be careful. I always tell people, be careful how you treat people's kid.
Yeah, you got to. Somebody come up there and do something bad to you.
Well, he didn't have to do it. Well, you didn't have to do that.
Just think about the coaching styles back then, especially your era. My era wasn't any't any better.
Hey, Chad, I don't know how many of you are familiar with the documentary, The Year of the Bull. Obviously, you know Teddy Bridgewater, just this past season, one state, he was coaching at Miami Northwestern, prestigious black high school in Liberty City.
If you get a chance, please go back and watch the documentary called The Year of the Bull. just to see how high school colleges coached during that era,
how I grew up and how I was coached, little league, all the way up to high school. It's unbelievable.
And I think that coaching style, it wouldn't work in today's era, but it made all of us better players and a little numb to some of the things that going outside in the real world, having to deal with some of the coaches that coach, you know, in that manner and that style. It's frowned upon today, but I kind of like it in a sense, the way they operated back then.
See, if you check that documentary out, it's called The Year of the Bull, Miami Northwestern. I mean, you Some of you might hate it.
But I enjoy, me personally, I enjoy that kind of coaching style. Yeah.
You just can't do it now. The saying where Bobby Knight head-butted his players on the bench.
He got there and he got down and he head-butted him. Man, you can't do that no more.
You can't do all the stuff and grab the player and his collar. They were notorious to grab you by your face, man.
You know what I'm saying to you, son? And Shug can do all kinds of things. Man, look here.
And back then, we didn't know no better. We took it.
We took it. Because we felt they were trying to get us better.
You can get somebody better without trying to do it all that being disrespectful and derogatory i a but that was just and just because look just because ocho it worked you know in do i think that had anything to do with me or hell i think i was gonna be pretty what i was gonna Do I like to be coach? Yes. If I'm wrong, tell me I'm wrong and I'm going to try to correct it.
Tell me what you want me to do, tell me what's the best way I can go about doing it, I'm going to do it. Right.
But I just, I'm not, I ain't big and put my hands on people, kids, because I want you to put, I want you to put your hands on my kids, so I ain't putting my hands on nobody's kids. And I want you to put your hands on me.
But, you know, back then,
but as you get older,
you're like, okay, coach,
I don't mind being corrected,
but this is how I'd like you to talk to me.
Right, right, right.
I mean, teach his own.
Coach O,
looking back at the cost of living 40 years ago in 1985,
which one of these items surprises you the most?
Thank you. Oh, Joe.
Yeah. Looking back at the cost of living 40 years ago in 1985, which one of these items surprises you the most? Hold on.
I can't see that. They're good now.
Hold on. Can you see it now? A new house cost $84,300.
The average income was $23,600. Minimum wage was $335 an hour.
Average rent, $432 a month. College tuition, $4,560.
A spanking brand new car was less than $7,700. Milk was $220 a gallon.
Eggs was was $85.70 a dozen. A loaf of bread cost $0.68.
A movie ticket was $3.55. And gas cost $1.12 a gallon.
Now listen, one thing I want to say about this. I remember these days, huh? 1985.
Yeah, I remember I was a junior in high school. Yeah, hey, listen, I was a freshman in high school.
Now, when I think about it, they always say history repeats itself. No, that ain't happening.
Wait, listen to me. Stay with me now.
If you look at some of the thing going on, fashion, politics, some of the thing that's going on in the world, we're going back to the 60s and the 70s and certain areas and aspects in life if you actually pay attention to certain things. Now we talk about history repeating itself.
At what point would we get back to this? Never. You're never going to buy a house for less than $100,000.
Less is a row house. Less is a crack house.
You ain't getting no new car. You ain't getting no new car for no $7,700, Ocho.
And gas ain't going to ever be $1.12 a gallon. Hey, um, eggs was 85 cents per dozen? Yeah, I was 17.
I remember, yes.
Oh my goodness.
Yes.
Remember I told you you used to get
three loaves of bread
for a dollar.
I remember you get
three loaves.
The loaf of bread
was 68 cents now.
But I remember you can get
three loaves of bread
for a dollar.
Yes, I remember this.
I was 17.
I remember this.
Now, I ain't know
nothing about no new house.
The house we called probably we stayed in probably cost $1,500. But yeah, I remember this.
The funny thing about it is, is the price of everything keeps going up, right? Yeah. Everything around us, it keeps going up.
They're taking jobs away from, from people, using technology, chat, chat, chat, GPT, and AI and all this other stuff, automated services. But minimum wage isn't going up the way it should.
No, I remember. To be able to offset the price of everything going up.
So something's going to have to give. Exact wages are going up.
The average consumer, the hourly, is not. Because it's what, 7.30 a now? Yeah.
I work for 3.35 an hour, so I know. Yeah.
Ocho, but even back then, Ocho, you look at that and say, damn, bro, my grandma called hell. Even at 85 cents, even at 68 cents for a loaf of bread, it was still hell on the Porter Sharp household.
And you look at the price of night like, damn,
yes.
Yes.
That's crazy.
Gas was $1.12 a gallon.
And you weren't going nowhere unless you had $2
to put in my tank.
So it wasn't no free ride.
No, you got to pay.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah, I remember that like yesterday.
That's crazy.
Thank you. No, you got to pay.
Right. Yeah.
Yeah, I remember that like yesterday. That's crazy.
New car? For $7,000? Why do you know what $7,000 was? Oh, yeah. I can imagine.
I can imagine. My granny made $197 every two weeks.
So she made less than $4,000 a year so how the hell you gonna pay for a new car yeah you're right and and buy food can you imagine if everybody was $430 still do you know how much money that was back then yeah I already know you know. You got to tell me I was there.
What you mean?
I was there?
You looking at today's money,
you making today's money,
and you looking at yesterday's prices.
Right, right, right.
Transport your ass back there.
You know how your grandma,
how your mama struggled to pay $430-something.
Oh, that was a full load of money.
Yeah, I already know.
But just imagine.
Hell, granny made $500 a month. So you're going to pay rent at $432 a month, and she made $500.
It's so funny. You notice how they made it work back then? They made a way? Yeah.
No matter what, regardless of circumstance. You make pig feet.
You ain't cool. You ain't squirrel.
You ain't rabbit. You ain't possum.
Yes. That's how you ain't trite.
You ain't mild noises. That's how you made it.
You ain't caught a mess of fish. Yeah.
And you ain't. Yes.
That's how you made it work. You ain't eat no steak, no lamb chop, no lobster, no crab legs, no scallops, no orange.
You ain't eating none of that. Right.
I had never heard of a person eating crab like, oh, you know them Dungeness crabs, them blue crabs, but like them king crab legs, the lobster. I ain't never heard nobody eating no lobster.
I ain't never heard nobody eating no lobster. Can we go get some we got in college like a senior and guys would tell me,'m going to take old girl to the red lobster she want lobster but you know guys got that work study money you got that work study money man please eating salmon croquette in a can eating vienna sausages eating bologna that tube bologna with the ring the long tube of bologna you wasn't getting that you get that big ass tube hold on what you know I bet you ain't had no beanies and weenies nah we ain't eat that we didn't have pork and beans though okay no get pork and beans pork and beans you take the hot dogs and cut the hot dogs up in the pork and beans okay we got the hot dogs 50k with a pack but the hot dogs still had the casing on them see they were pink you ain't get no good no Hebrew national man style but I'm looking at the press I'm like as I look back in this now Ocho and I think boy we were bad off Ocho we might have been worse than I previously thought right boy hey there was some days there boy hey there was some days there, boy Boy, there was some days Oh, man, good times Hey, when life was simple, huh? Life was simple All right, Ocho We got your favorite segment back Chat, y'all get ready It's time for Ocho's favorite segment It's time for Spello Cinco.
Wear your hat. Wear your hat, Ocho.
Put your hat on. Hey, man.
Hey, you know who got mad at me and cut my hat up a long time ago. That's why I stopped wearing it.
Man, don't put that. You heard me? Yeah.
Okay, Ocho. start hold on hold on let me let me lock in first let me lock in you know don't rush me don't rush me let me let me lock in and focus so i can i can chat this is for y'all tonight is for y'all chat i'm telling you i'm under spelling me in 1978 1979 give the father give Ocho the strength to lock in and dispel these words.
Help him to focus, understand and as I enunciate these words correctly, just give Ocho the strength and the courage to spell these words with conviction. Yes, sir.
We ask all these things in your name. Amen.
Yes, sir. Let's go, Ocho.
Amen. Amen.
Amen. Your first word.
First word. Ubiquitous.
Ubiquitous. How do you want to come out of the gate? How do you want to come out of the gate? Simultaneously.
Ubiquitous. Oh, how do you come out of the gate with something like that? Okay.
It's going to get easy. Ur.
Ubiquitous. Okay, we start with that.
You say it again. Ur Ur Ur Ur Ur Ur
Ur
Ur
Okay we start
We start with that
You
You
You say it again
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
I'm assuming it's UB
Let's start there
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Now
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur
Ur Thank you. Now, Bic lighter is BIC.
So I'm going to go UBIC.
Ubiquitous.
UBICQ.
T-I-S-T.
U-B-I-Q.
U-I-T-O-U-S.
Ubiquitous.
Now you knew I wasn't going to get that.
I thought you were going to get that one. I thought there was a chance.
What? Okay. How about this one? Ocho, this one.
And you've heard of this one. A demigog.
A who? A demigog. Wait, you mean a demigod? A demigog.
Demigog. It's a leader exploiting emotions to gain power.
A demigog. Man, are these words even...
Excuse me. Are these words even in a thesaurus? I've never heard that before.
A demigod. Say it one more time.
I bet you I get it right. A demigod.
A-D-E-M-I. A demigod.
G-O-D? Where the hell you get an A from? I said demigod. Oh, you said demi.
I thought you said a demigog. No, but you wrong.
D-E-M-A-G-O-G-U-E. Demigog.
Oh my goodness, Unc. Hey, Unc.
And not only do I not know these words, the chat don't know them either. And I hope nobody in the chat is laughing at me because I know y'all not finna see and pretend that y'all know some of the words I'm talking about because I ain't never heard of the last one.
And I definitely don't know how to spell the first one we did. How about this? Paradigm.
Paradigm. Oh, P-A-R-A-D-I-G-N.
No. What? P-A-R-A-D-I-G-M That's what I just said Sound like you said N I said M Do you see how fast I spelled it Because I knew how to spell it We're running back We're going to give you that one How about this one? Let's go Stop playing with me What you talking about? talking about Antidote Antidote
A
A N T I
Antidote
A N T I D O T E
Antidote
A N E C
D O T E
Antidote
God dog it man
Jesus
Elucidate. What? To clarify, explain clearly.
Elucidate. Elucidate? Elucidate.
To clarify or explain clearly. Elucidate.
Elucidate. So elusive, elusive.
Elusive is E-L, so elucidate would probably be E-L as well. U-S, elucidate.
I-D-A-T-E, elucidate. E-L-U-C-I-D-A-T-E, elucidate.
So that's not what I just spelled?
No.
Hey, boy, I'm on a bad...
This is going to be the easiest one.
If you don't get this one...
I'm on a bad run.
Abore.
Abore.
To detest, strongly dislike, I abore you. Abore.
Abore To detest Strongly dislike I abore you Abore Oh my goodness Abore I mean it could be Abore like A-B-O-R-A I mean my bad A-B-O-A-, but it could be A-B-O-R-E.
What word are you going with?
Or.
A-B-O-R.
Which one of the three is it?
I mean, I didn't go to Harvard.
I went to Glendale High School.
That's far as I'm contributing.
You got to understand, I went to Harvard for one semester.
Okay, that should be enough to help spell these words.
I mean, that's when they saw my application and knew it was fake,
and that's when they got thrown out.
So what are you going with?
Abore.
Abore. A-B-O-R.
A-B-O-R. A-B-H-O-R.
A boar. Okay.
I got it right. No, you didn't.
No, I said the H is silent. No.
Damn, Mojo. You didn't.
Whew. What, I'm with one for four? One for five.
Well, listen, if I played baseball, I'd be a Hall of Famer.
No, actually, you wouldn't.
That's below the Mendoza line there.
You got to be at least 250.
I can work with you.
300, you're in the ballpark.
Okay, Ocho, this is Dunk on Up, NCAA Boops. Okay, here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Golly, man, that was...
Hey, I got to go back and I got to study my thesaurus or something, man, because Jesus Christ. Hey, Chet, I apologize, Chet.
I'm glad this wasn't a life or death situation because y'all would be planning my funeral.
My goodness, that was abysmal.
That was horrible.
Yeah, that was.
God.
Hey, them some crazy words, though.
Okay, here we go.
Dunk on Dunk.
NCAA hoops.
Riddle edition.
Okay.
He played for the Kentucky Wildcats. He won the 2012 NCAA National Championship.
Known for his elite defense and shot blocking. Went number one overall in the 2012.
Anthony Davis. Well, God, can I finish? No, I ain't going to hold you.
Okay, you got that one. You got that one.
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
He played for the UConn Huskies. Went 4-4 in the NCAA Championship 2013-2016.
Never lost the NCAA Tournament game. One of the greatest women's college basketball players ever.
Who am I? She went 4-4? Oh, Stewart. Breonna Stewart God damn it Okay, okay, okay You two for two You know your stuff, huh? A little bit Okay, here we go Coach for the Duke Blue Devils Won five NCAA Championships 1991, 1992 2001 2001, 2010.
Coach K. Damn.
Okay, okay, okay. Hey, boy, you on a roll today, huh? Mm-hmm.
I'm going to ask you for the numbers for the lotto after this. Okay, here we go.
Legendary coach of the Tennessee Lady Balls won eight NCAA championship Pat Summitt actually her middle name is Pat Head Summitt she married the guy's last name was Summitt her actual maiden name is Pat Head did you know the story she got beat she got beat in a tournament game and she was about to give birth to her son and they said they wanted to land a plane in Virginia and she said, nah, I'm not having my son in Virginia. Hey, boy, you showing off tonight in front of the company, huh? Okay, okay.
Here we go. Let me put my glasses back on.
He played for the Duke Blue Devils.
Scored 41 points in the 1992 Elite Eight game versus Kentucky.
He was perfect from the floor.
Christian Laettner.
He didn't miss a single shot or a free throw.
He hit the buzzer beater.
Yep.
Remember like yesterday.
Caught the pass from Grand Hill at the top of the key.
Turned around.
Bam.
Ballgame.
You remember that game, Muncho?
Oh.
Hey, man.
Come on, man.
Hell nah.
Okay.
Here we go.
Last one.
All right.
You ain't going to get this one.
Play for the Iowa Hawkeyes.
Known for the triple-doubles and record-breaking performances. One of the top scorers in NCAA history.
Revolutionized women's basketball. Nah, Kellen Clark, go with you.
Hey, I want to know who briefs you before this. I thought you were gonna to give me like, well, who won the 1975 National Championship in the men? Who did? I thought you were going to ask me something like that.
Who won the National Championship in 1975? For the men? Yeah. I think NC State.
Because 76 was Indiana.
77 was Marquette.
78 was Kentucky.
79 was Michigan State.
80 was Louisville.
81 was Indiana again.
82 was Michael Jordan's year.
83 was NC State.
84 was Georgetown.
God damn!
75 was UCLA.
UCLA won?
So when did David Thompson win? 74? Hey, I got a problem. We got a whole court, especially with the chat.
We all got a whole court. There's a small discrepancy in the level of difficulty in my questions when it's time to spell and the questions that you get on Dunk On Off I thought you were going to ask me some NCAA stuff like you know who won the 96th National Championship right or ask me something about Cheryl Swoops right
Lynette Woodard
right
you can't ask me something about Coach K
right okay
don't worry about it
next time I got you
I'm going to take the degree of
difficulty to the maximum
the way you do with my words
yeah
ask me where Oscar Robinson played or something like that
We're going to have a bad night tonight for yeah West Virginia with Jerry cause that's where he's from Jerry Lucas oh I had a bad night Chad I apologize you did Ocho alright Ocho now it's time for Q&A ooh that was bad golly Owen says, what would be more awkward if Unc had a beard or if Ocho had a head full of hair? I mean, I can grow a head full of hair, so it wouldn't be awkward because there are many pictures with me with a head full of hair and I can still grow a head full of hair. That was a long time ago.
No, it wasn't. You want me to grow my hair out just to prove it?
Mm-mm.
Okay.
How do you think I look with a beard, Ocho?
Hey, I think you should get one of the units.
Get a unit.
No.
No?
Just see how it look, huh?
Get your little unit.
I can grow a beard. So why don't you grow it out?
Do something different.
Do something different for the ladies.
Ocho.
Just try it.
Just try it.
Try it.
Anyone hurt?
People have only seen me with one way.
The same haircut with the same part.
No facial hair.
No earrings.
No tattoos.
No piercings.
Right.
I'm going to wait until I get 57 and get into a midlife crisis, huh? It's not a midlife crisis. Why am I just going to buy a Porsche? You know, they can call you the silver fox and get you a great beard and let it grow in, let it be great.
You know? Yeah. That'd be nice.
No. Cupcakecake Ocho I think Ocho
with a head full of hair
because it's gonna look like
it's gonna look like
he's one of them
70 movies
where they got
them wigs on
what was that movie
where Don Cheadle
had that wig on
I forgot
I forgot what movie
that was
Cupcake Mama
good evening
what NFL rule
you guys would change
right now
the ah shoot the uh Good evening. What NFL rule you guys would change right now? Shoot.
I would change the rule. I want football to be football again.
I understand player safety and all that, but it's just not the same. It's just not the same.
I just want football to be played again like it did in the early 2000s that's all that's the only rule I think one of the dumbest rules is that a running back can't lower his head it makes no sense that's how you run the ball that's how you protect yourself as a back exactly man it's'm like, man, it's my point. All right, Ocho.
All right, Ocho. Here's the question.
NFL matchup highlights. What? What's up, Uncle Ocho? I know Uncle was a tight end.
Did you ever line up against Deion? No. Also, if you and Ocho line up against Deion five times each, which one of you guys would catch more balls on Deion? Listen, Deion couldn't cover me.
Me. Deion couldn't cover me in elementary.
He couldn't cover me in junior high. He couldn't cover me in college and he couldn't cover me in the pros.
He can't cover me now. So that's the answer to your question.
Now he ain't got but three toes now. Listen, three toes, two toes.
Lakers are fire. Isaiah Lancaster, what's good, Uncle Ocho? What are your thoughts on Stephen? They said he can see Jamar Chase being in the conversation of the top three all-time receiver at the end of his career in combos with Rice, Moss, and T.O.
Absolutely. It's all about consistency.
It's all about consistency and being healthy and staying on the field. With a quarterback like Joe Burrow, who's going to be able to get him the ball at will, offensively, they put Chase in positions to be able to make the plays.
What he can do with run after the catch on short and intermediate routes and turn into a 10 or a damn drag into an 80-yard touchdown? Absolutely. That's possible.
It's all about staying healthy and being consistent year in and year out. Yep.
Absolutely. That should be his goal.
Pat W. said, Ocho, you should try hooking up with a good praying Haitian woman.
One thing I know about our praying Haitian women, they're great partners. Oh, yeah.
Matter of fact, yeah. Hey, I got you.
I got you. If you need.
No? Listen, hey, Haitian woman teach you right. You hear me? Ain't gonna have me on my knees asking my arms what's wrong with me.
Oh, no. Oh, what would that mean, huh? Have you out there looking forward in broad daylight with a flashlight? Yes, sir.
Oh, no. Hey, Ms.
Rudolph, you know Richard Pryor talking about Ms. Rudolph? Yeah.
Okay. All right.
That might be what you need, though. No, that ain't what I need.
Hey, it don't hurt to try.
Jcast,
we ain't rocking with you no more, Chad.
I tell you on St. John's going Farget It
Together 85.
I tell you on St. John's.
What's that, Ocho?
You talking about St. John's loss?
Oh, you just...
Why y'all listen to Ocho?
I mean, listen,
I was just throwing
I'm going to go. lost.
Oh, you just... Why y'all listen to the old show? I mean, listen,
I was just throwing that
on the whim.
Small 40.
I wish South Carolina would have a major
league sports here. We turned
down the Panthers in 94. Hell,
we turned down Walt Disney in the 60.
Do our governor's local
officials do not want anything here?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dr. Frankie L.
Bellamy.
Hey, fam.
Have you ever heard of the Asher House?
It's an animal sanctuary in Salem, Oregon, founded by a guy named Lee Asher.
He rescues unwanted and discarded animals and gives them a full life of love.
He reminds me of you.
You love your animals.
I actually do.
I've heard of it.
I do.
That's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to retire one day.
Not anytime soon.
I just want too many goats,
too many cows,
four dogs, and a raccoon. I'll be straight.
You know what? I want to retire one day. And when I retire, I want to purchase Shahid Khan's yacht.
I want take it over little damn yacht and I'm going to travel to the south of France by water that's what I want to do no I'm going to manifest that I'm going to get Shahid Khan
That's how you say it
Shahid Shahid
Shad Khan
The owner of the Jacksonville Jaguar
Oh Shad
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Shad okay
That's his name Shad
Yeah
Okay
Well I want his yacht
I know he going to see this
Mr. Khan
If I could borrow your yacht
Just for a weekend In Miami You can't afford the gas To put in it That's why I said borrow You gotta put gas in it When you borrow Somebody car You can't return it on E It's already gas It's gonna already be fueled up That's why I said borrow He understands My E understands The position the position I'm in. He wouldn't, he wouldn't put that on my plate.
Mr. Khan, if you happen to see this, one weekend, can I please borrow your yacht? I just want to listen to jazz music, a little Sinatra, kick my feet up, smoke a cigar, private chef.
That's all I'm asking for. Kemper Norwood Jr.
Oh, can I get a birthday shout out from my dad, Kemper Sr. It was his birthday yesterday.
Kemper, you actually can. Mr.
Norwood Sr., happy birthday. Hopefully you had a great day.
Hopefully your son did something special for you. You went out and got a nice bite to eat, hung out with the kids, the grandkids.
Thank you for watching, Kemper. We appreciate you watching also.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
Thank you. Happy birthday, Mr.
Senior. J.
Del from Akron. Oh, I just saw the Derek Thomas documentary the other day.
What did you say to make him get all those penalties in one game? On one drive. Slips my recollection.
Derek 3-1-5-0. Uncle Nocho, my wife Danielle and I are celebrating our 29th anniversary.
Would love would be special if you would give us a shout out. I wish the best for both of you.
Derek, man, 29 years, almost to the big 3-0. Yeah.
I know hey, man, that's amazing. When you see couples, you know, Ocho, because it ain't been smooth sailing all 29 years.
No. When one was weak, the other had to be strong.
Yeah. When one was sad, the other one had to cheer the other one up.
So, Derek and Danielle, happy 29th wedding anniversary.
And hopefully we get another 29 out of you guys.
Congratulations. Job
well done, but it's not over yet.
And it's a beautiful thing.
Yes.
Astro Rocket Texas
said, Ocho, how are your questions
that are safe next time?
I beat Ocho. But y'all not surprised by that.
It's all good. I've had better days.
Next time, tomorrow. I guess we're gonna have to send you another hat.
Yeah, man. I ain't, like, I ain't listening.
I ain't even think, it's all good. That concludes this episode of Nightcap, brought to you by Boost Mobile.
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