Nightcap - Hour 1: Bill Belichick goes viral + Coach Prime's spring game invitation

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Coach Pratt introduced Leftwich to the team Wednesday. The retired quarterback brings yet more pro experience to the Boulder, Colorado.
The Buffs hired Hall of Fame running back Marshall Falk in February to coach the running backs. Hall of Fame defensive tackle is a senior quality control analyst for the defensive side of the football as well.
He worked with the D-line. I don't know what happened.
I really don't know what happened in Tampa because he went from a guy that had an opportunity to get a head coaching job to being out of the league. Yeah.
Out of the league. Mm-hmm.
Listen, I'm not going to go there. Byron Lefkowitz was a good quarterback during this time.
What he was able to do in Tampa with Brady was phenomenal. Obviously, being able to coach one of the greatest of all time, if not the greatest.
Right, and he called plays. I thought they were one of the guys that called plays, Ocho.
Yeah, he was. But if you notice, every other quarter, every other offensive coordinator that has ever coached Tom Brady, what has he got in the NFL, Ocho? A head coaching job.
Charlie Weiss, Bill O'Brien, Josh McDaniel. Three play callers got job.
One guy, Bill O'Brien, never won a Super Bowl with him. He lost.
He was, he was, he lost. This guy won a Super Bowl calling plays.
Yeah. But you know how they would look at it? They would look at it like...
Tom Brady. Regardless of who was calling plays for, you were calling plays for Tom Brady.
Was he not the quarterback for Charlie Rice? Was he not the quarterback for Bill O'Brien? Was he not the quarterback for Josh McDaniel? It got so bad, Josh McDaniel got three, got another job. Hold on.
He got the job. Hold on.
Ocho, he got the job at Denver. We know what he did.
We don't need to bring that up. Got the job at Indy and said, you know what, via fax.
And said, nah, I ain't gonna take the job. I'm gonna stay here.
And then Wynn got another job. Right.
But there's a difference. You understand what, you know what, I'm not making this show about this.
I mean, the writing is on the wall. The proof is in the pudding.
You can see it for yourself. This ain't the first time this has happened.
It's happened continuously over and over and over. I don't need to say it.
Open your eyes. Okay.
So. I'm happy for him, though.
Oh, yeah. I'm happy for him getting the position there.
Marshall F is there obviously Warren Sapp is there the environment that Prime is constructing for the players and the young men that are there are obviously preparing them to be able to play at the next level if they get a chance or opportunity to make it and have them obviously the tutelage from players that played at the highest level. Some were immensely great, like Prime and Warren Sapp, and you have some that had good careers, you know, and your Byron leverages, and he can help the quarterbacks, being that not only did he play the position, but he also coached some at the best position and also won a ring, if I'm not mistaken.

Who?

Byron?

Yeah.

But they lost that year with the Bucs.

No, he coached, what you call him?

He coached Brady.

They beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.

Yeah, you got a ring.

Okay, yeah, I'm right. Yeah, he called a ring, yeah.

I stand corrected, okay.

No, no, no.

Look, guys want to get, guys want to get pro-ready. Quarterback coach, Pat Shurmur is the OC.
Marshall, running back. Hall of Fame, Sap, Hall of Fame, D-line.
He can get to the quarterback. Hey, he put together a great staff, guys that if you have the ability.
Now, just because you go to Colorado, if you ain't got the ability to play in the NFL, I don't give a damn who coaching. Right.
If you can do it or you can't. Now, they might help you with some technique and some little stuff,

but you got to have the ability to go get it done.

Yes, sir.

Jalen Milrow officially runs unofficially 437, 40-yard dash at Alabama Pro Day.

Ocho, check out this video.

Okay.

All right.

It's first.

Hey.

You're putting him up, putting him down, don't you?

Hey, you're putting him up, putting him down, huh?

One foot in front of the other.

I don't care nothing about that.

And for a quarterback, I don't care nothing. I saw the greatest quarterback currently run 5-2-5.
Uh-huh. Yeah, 5-2-5.
It don't mean nothing. But also being able to run 4-3-7, it means something, especially in today's game.
With all the dual-threat quarterbacks that we do have that are elite, a la Josh Allen, a la Lamar Jacksonson tell me the fastest quarterback they ever won a super bowl and the fastest quarterback in the hall of fame i'll wait go ahead no no i mean you're right about that you're right about that but i'm i'm just i'm just telling you i'm giving you a different perspective i'm giving a different perspective on how it's helped immensely being able to do two things and just not be one dimensional. It's okay to be able to have a quarterback that can use his legs.
Look at the growth of Lamar Jackson. Look where he is now.
Look how far he's come. It ain't even about running no more.
I'm running only if I have to. Because I've become now, I'm a passer of the ball.
You know? So, Brother Milrow being able to run that fast is great. It's a good thing.
But have you seen what he could do with his arm? Not nearly consistent enough. I knew you.
Yeah. Listen, at some point, at some point you will be.
I just want you to tell me who the fastest guy to ever win the Super Bowl and the fastest guy in the Hall of Fame. That's all I'm waiting for.
There's a lot of fast ones in the Hall of Fame. You fast.
Who? You in there? No, at quarterback. Quarterback? Mm-hmm.
Let me think. Hold on.
Johnny United's in the Hall of Fame ain't he? he is yeah Johnny ran 4-4 in the 20 laughing laughing laughing laughing, Hey, Oh, shoot. At the end of the day, Ocho.
Yeah. Got to throw it.
Ocho, coach prime wants his team to be able to face an opponent in this annual spring game instead of an inner squad scrimmage in the future. That's what I'm trying.
That's what I'm trying to do right now to have it competitive playing against your own guys. kind of get monotonous, and you really can't tell.
The levels of your guy is the same old, same old. Everybody kind of knows each other.
Time said he wants to parent it like the NFL and have joint practice for a few days near the end of spring practice between two teams, between his team and an opponent, culminating with a game between the two teams as a spring game instead of a scrimmage. I think the public will be satisfied with that tremendously.
I think it's a tremendous idea. Yeah, I like it a lot.
I like it a lot. It allows you to also gauge your players.
It allows you to gauge your players on how much they've learned and how disciplined they are playing against another opponent. Because listen, you see each other over and over and over and over and over and over.

Spring practice, practice, practice, practice, practice.

And you're familiar with the offense.

You know the plays.

You know what's coming.

Sometimes you cheat a little bit, especially defensively.

They love cheating because they know what's coming based on formation recognition, down and distance.

But to play against a team that you don't know about, you don't know what's going on, similar to having the game plan, you know, for a team you plan on a Saturday. It's different.
It is. It's different.
It absolutely is. You got to be honest.
You got to play fair. But Ocho, I always, practice was harder than the game for me.
Oh, always. And I look at it like this here.
So let me get this right. A guy that's seen me every day.
Uh-huh. That's going up against me every day.
Three days a week. Training camp.
Manning camp. OTAs.
He can't cover me. You think you're going to watch film for three days and bring your ass in there and shut me down? Absolutely not.
Child, please. Get out of here.
Man. Child, please.
Yeah, you're right. I'm cooking with Crisco.
Man, please. I like that.
I like that one. I like that one.
That ain't happening. Yeah.
You see me on tape, and you think you're going to come in here and shut me down? Absolutely not. That ain't happening.
Oh, so check this out. Ballin backfires.
Dude allegedly purchased over $1 million worth of exotic animals to be transferred to Florida and then got denied by Customs and the CDC. As you can see on the screen, we got it on the screen, Ash? He brought one African lion, male, $378,000.
He brought one African lion, female, $260,000. He purchased one Asian tiger, female, $400,000.
He purchased one adolescent black bear, female, $150,000 for a grand total of $1.188 million. $1,188,000.
Man, who is fooled? I say, my grandma always said, a fool in their money sells soon part ways. And this is part of it.
Now, you know you can't have them, you can't domesticate them animals. You're not a part of no circus.
You probably don't have a license to have them animals anyway. You don't have the permits.
I don't even know what you need to have those kind of animals just randomly if you're not part of the circus or they're not just, who knows? Miami Credit Goat the name is Miami Credit Go Exotic animals run me my bread back. And, listen, dude, come on, man.
You just wasted a million dollars. You know good and well.
You know good and well them animals want to get through customs, man. Yeah.
That's why they try to sneak that stuff. People be trying to sneak monkeys and snakes and turtles and stuff that, you know, they know they're not supposed to happen.
How you going to sneak a lion and a bear way from, come on, stop playing. Stop playing.
I mean, when you got, when you get, see, when you got that kind of money, Ocho, and you don't give a F, you do crazy stuff like this. Yeah.
Yeah. Now, if you say, hey, Shannon, we got a couple of mini goats, mini cattle.
Yeah. Mini pigs.
You can see that. Yeah.
But I don't want no... What am I going to do with a lion? A lion will take down a 1,000-pound Cape buffalo.
What a 100-pound, 200- or 200-pound man going to do to a lion? A tiger?

Look what they take down.

Oh, man.

What you going to do with that?

Even if you try to domesticate them,

at some point,

you know what comes back into play?

Instinct.

Instinct.

It's predatory instincts.

Instinct.

Instinct never goes anywhere.

It never goes.

I don't care how much you feed them.

I don't care how much you pet them.

I don't care how much love you show. With something like that? Wild animal? Man, please.
I don't know. Look, I've been up close.
I've been to the zoo, but I've been close to that to the zoo. I went to Sick Friend Roy, rest their soul.
Yeah. And I was sitting on the end.
I took my mom, I took my brother, my sister, my pops, my brother's wife. Ocho, during the show, Sixth Friend Roy, the animals, before they start the show, come down the aisle.
All the white tigers and lions they got, Ocho, they are huge, and tigers are bigger than lions. Yes.
But I can just touch, I can stick my hands out and touch them if I wanted to. But that ain't what I did.
I sawed on my hands to make sure my hands didn't get twitchy. And after we did that, it was like a month later, Montecore, which was their prize lion, he attacked Roy.
Roy. Damn.
See what I mean? Nah. I don't want no big head.
A lion probably weighed about, I can't, just imagine a cat weighing like 300, 400 pounds. Tigers weigh like 500.
The funny thing about it, we just talk, being twitchy. Do you understand how quick and fast and agile just having a domesticated, just regular cat is? Now add that times 20 with a damn lion.
Look what a lion can take down. Lion can take down a Cape Buffalo, an Elan, a Zebra.
I ain't got time. Wilderbees.
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Since then, the beginning of the defeated double overtop in the NC State, the Irish have lost three of their past five games. The selection committee seemed to punish them for their sloppy finish, giving them the number three seed in Birmingham region.
That's a tough draw, a tougher draw than the Irish expected. But Notre Dame beat Texas, USC, UConn, North Carolina, Duke in the regular season.
A particular collection of impressive wins that no other team in the country can boast. Well, South Carolina guy, let me see if you take South Carolina.
South Carolina, UCLA, Southern Cal. Hell, I might take the three number one seed and know the name.
That is, because a lot of times,

don't you,

you don't get the same,

the upsets.

Right.

In the women's game,

like you do the men's game.

Right.

So,

I can't pick the same team you pick.

I got to pick somebody different.

I mean,

listen,

if you knew what was best for you, if you knew better, you'll do better. So it's okay to pick one.
It's okay to pick one picking? No, because we got to bet. Oh, I still owe you $5,200.
You sure you want to bet some more? You sure do. I'm glad you brought that up.
I wasn't going to break that up. You sure do on me, buddy.
I was wondering. Chad, if y'all ever seen somebody not pay their debt, man, I'm about to say that thing.
Hey, I'm about to turn your thing into the credit, man. Hey, I'm going to mess your credit up.
Hey, I'm going to mess his credit up, Chad. See y'all, Chad, y'all be a bad, bad, stalling by, stalling by, stalling by.
Nah, man, I've been to mess his credit up. I've been to send it up to the credit report.
See, but it's a good thing, though. As long as I owe you, you'll never go broke.
Not the fact that you'll ever be in that position anyway. It's just the fact that if you ever needed it, you know I got you.
Mm-mm. You know I got you.
I want to got me. If you give me my 50, 200,

I won't need you to get me. I got me.

I know, but I just want to make sure

everything stay on the up and up.

I'm going to hold on to it.

I'm going to tell you what.

You know what? Listen, I told you

in 2025,

I done put myself

back into fashion again.

I ain't put clothes on

in about 27 years. I told myself, you know what? This year, I'm going to step.
I'm going to step all year long, which is out of character for me because I don't really, I'm a lazy dresser most of the time and have been for 27 plus years. And you know what? I say I'm going to treat myself in 2025.
I'm going to put some clothes on. So I'm going to spend your 50-200 on outfits.

You're going to spend my money on outfits.

I'm going to spend your...

I tell you what, when I see you, I'm going to snatch them off your ass.

I'm going to make...

Hey, Chad, I'm going to make you my dress right there on stage at the live event.

I'm going to pull that act right gadget out. I'm going to make you undressed right there on stage at the live event.
I said, I'm going to pull that act right gadget out. I'm going to make him undressed all that.
I'm going to make him come up out of it. How you going to talk about it? He done spent my money on you.
I've noticed that every time I see him. I've seen that.
He got on his V-suit. He got on chained out.
I'm like, oh. Listen, this year, this 2025 Is the year of Ocho It's the year of me I'm treating myself Because I've Always been doing For others For so long For years For years I ain't really Never done nothing Nice to myself Will you do for me? Huh? Will you do for me? I am I got your money Now that ain't That ain't the problem I just going to hold on to it for you just in case.
Like, you know, when there's a fire, you break the glass and you pull out the fire. That's an emergency.
That 5200 I owe you is an emergency. Now, I done got some clothes and shoes and stuff.
But if you need it, I can go get more. I'm trying to figure out how this man, this man, oh, y'all ever see somebody, they owe you money.
And every time you see them, they got a new outfit on. And they don't mention that.
And they come around you with it. It don't mention nothing about your money.
Hey, you should want to see the young fella shine bright. You should want to see the young fella shine bright.
So in other words, you shine while I'm over here in the dark because I ain't got no money. He's shining.
What's my money? I want to shine too. Hey, put the spotlight on me.
The spotlight, Earl, you got Club Shay Shay, the best in the world. We got Nightcap, the best in the world.
I mean, what more shining do you need? The Laportier doing well. You know, I mean, all I'm doing, listen, I'm in the background.
I'm your background dancer. You the main attraction.
I'm in the background, you know, with the night. I just want to put clothes on this year.
And I just want to go outside. I want to look good.
And I want to remind folk that looked at me funny throughout the years that I'm still him. I just chose not to do it.
So this year, I'm going to do it. I'm going to remind everybody.
Like, I used to do this. This used to be me.
Back in 83. 83 and 85.
Chat, this man go to the DR. Yeah.
Get a villa. Yeah.
For seven to ten days. Yes, sir.
That was me. Part of that with the money that he owed me.
Yeah. And had on some nice outfits, too.
Dude, did. Part of that money, too.
Had on the V-suit jeans. Yeah.
Wide land slacks. And you know, they got a V-suit in New York.
They got a store. I know they do, I used to go there I used to have Invisu red monkey jeans I had all that What you know about red monkey man? I still I got Red monkey, I got like Probably $40,000 worth of red monkey jeans Okay, okay, talk to me that See, oh you got $40,000 worth of Red Monkey jeans.
Okay, okay. Talk to me now.
Okay. See? Oh, you got $40,000 worth of Red Monkey, but you were about as 50 as you wanted.
That was way back then, Ocho. You remember when Red Monkey was in? Red Monkey jeans were in back in the mid-2000s.
Yeah. I've been trying to get rid of them.
Don't nobody want them. Well, listen.
If you got some old stuff, I'll wear it. Now, it might not fit me.
I'll tell it. I ain't got no problem with no hand-me-down.
Hand-me-down. I ain't got no problem.
I ain't too good. Yeah, that was the biggest waste of money.
I can honestly say buying them red monkey jeans was the biggest waste of really, Unc. Just put it back on.
Put it back on.

I can't.

I can't wear them.

Why?

They too big.

That's the whole point, Unc.

You got to say,

all right, you know what?

I'm not one that follows fashion trends,

but right now,

you ever see SGA dress?

Everything is big.

Everything is big.

Everything is not going to look big on him.

SGA probably weigh 170 pounds.

The 6'6". Man, you know the basketball players, they slim.
Right, right, right. They ain't really got no size to them.
That ain't how they build, don't you? Yeah. You're right.
You're right. I mean, I'm just, I'm treating myself this year.
Chad, what y'all think I should do to this man this man ain't paying me my money and he buying all this ish in my face he got chrome heart y'all know what chrome heart them jeans be costing 10, 12, 15,000 let me live a little bit this is my I told you 2025 just this year and I'm done this year I'm done I promise you I promise you I just want to step The rest of the year What month we in? We in March? March So how many more months we got? Huh? Nothing Nine months left right? Yeah I promise you After nine months I'm done And I'm going to give you A 5200 Just let me finish Let me finish starting the rest of the year. I gotta wait

on my money?

I mean, you done waited this long. What's

nine more months? You done waited three?

I wanna... I show...

Boy...

If I wasn't worried

about YouTube,

demonetized us, I

have joy to go upstairs and break that thing

so I'm going to show you what I'm going to hit you with.

Man.

Hey.

Hey, listen, man.

I'm in my winning

season, man.

I don't mind you winning, but how can I win?

You winning or you got me over here losing. Hold on.
No, no. You ain't losing.
I'm in my winning season, man. I don't mind you winning, but how can I win? You winning or you got me on here losing.
Hold on. No, no.
You ain't losing. I'm in my winning season because of you.
It's your fault. You created the monster that people get to see now Instagrams.
I'm on TikTok. I done created a TikTok.
I don't even know how to use it. I'm using TikTok like it's Instagram.
All I'm doing is posting pictures. Matter of fact, if you're in the chat, follow me on TikTok.
Pepe Ocho Cinco. P-E-P-E Ocho Cinco.
I don't know how to make no videos. I don't know how to edit nothing.
So I'm using it. I just want people to see I'm in my winter season and I like putting on clothes.
I like matching. Sometimes you might not like it.
Some dude in the chat the other day told me, you're old ass dressing you young. I mean, how you talking about how I'm dressing and I look younger than you? Man, they be haters.
Yeah, they be what you talking about, man. I look good.
Have you seen me? Have you seen me? Man, shh. You know you're not going to be able to wear Ocho because if you wear man, you dress like this.
If you put on clothes, why you trying to dress like you 30? If you dress like that, why you dressing like, why you dressing like so you like, dress how you want to dress but pay me my money along the way. Listen, I'm going to wear what I want to anyway regardless, but I'm just saying, at our age, what are we supposed to wear? If I see shorts, I like, I'm going to wear them.
If I, you know, if I wallet change, we used to wear back in the days, you know, they used to wear them. That seems to be a thing right now.
I never wore it. My grandfather used to have a wallet change, but that's never been my thing.
Hey, man, listen, man. I'm for that.
I'm going to get you your money. When? But the rest of the year, I'm not playing.
I'm stepping. You hear me? Yeah.
I'm stepping. Oh, yeah.
Now, you should be proud of me. Yeah, you should look at some of them posts and be like, boy, that's my young fella there.
One thing about him, boy, he fly. He going to be sharper than number two pencil.
I'm going to be cleaner than the boy to help. You hear me? Yes, I am.
Yeah. Burns just hit me up to my Iverson stay two years.
Iverson. Yeah, he didn't leave as a freshman.
He stayed two years. Because that was his guy.
He was a Georgetown fan. He was a, oh man, that gentleman was a big Georgetown.
And plus, Iverson from Virginia. Okay.
Burns from Virginia. So, obviously, that's his homeboy.
Grant Hill, that's kind of why he liked Duke also because Duke from Grant's from Virginia also so Iverson stayed two years he didn't leave early he stayed two years he left after that well Coach Thompson told him to get up out of there because it's time for you to go provide for your family but yo Ocho I sure hope Ocho Yeah Y'all players will watch

Because like I said

If you go back and look at

The men's game

I can't really name anybody

With Cooper Flagg

Women, I know Paige Beckers

I know Juju

I know Hunter Hidalgo

I mean

Hannah

Hannah Hidalgo

You know

Michaela Blakes

Is that the one

Is that the one from Vanderbilt

Ash

That be dropping 50 damn near on everybody

Thank you. So who you got? So you're taking USC.
USC, absolutely. On the women's side.
You're taking St. John's on the women's side.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
And one thing, if you follow me for a while, especially people in the chat, I'm rarely wrong. Rarely.
Now, I'm wrong sometimes, but it's very seldom. So, you know what to do with your money.
You know what to do. You know who to put it on.
Bill Belichick's girlfriend released some photos of the two-door aerial yoga at the beach. Ocho, check these photos out.
Oh, that's live. Go out, Bill Belichick.
That's what I'm looking for. Hey don't want to know Who are they that want to be doing like that right now I don't want to do it right there That look like some circus so late Yeah, I like that That's dope I don't know if I'm going to be able to let y'all push my hips, man I got to be careful now You can't do that, your hips bad There ain't nothing wrong with you.
What is this called? Aerial yoga. Oh, aerial yoga.
Okay. I wonder if they got classes like that.
I think I should start doing yoga and Pilates. I used to love you.
When I played, I did it. I did it up until like probably like three years after I stopped playing.

So probably like 2007 was the last time I did it.

I gotta try that. I just have a hard

time sitting still up

unless it's video games or

watching the movie. I can't sit there for hours

not doing nothing.

Yeah, well see, that's

how I was, Ocho. When I played, I

understood because I gotta get flexibility, I gotta get my core, blah, blah, blah. But once I was done, I'd be like 15 minutes in the class, I'd be like, man, what you doing? But I used to take yoga.
You know, like I said, I could do split front to back. now I can't take the chance

of my hip popping out I used to take yoga. You know, like I said, I could do split front to back.

Now, I can't take the chance of my hip popping out.

That's the last thing I want.

I ain't trying to get no more surgery.

I'm done.

I ain't trying.

Hey, I ain't trying to do the rehab.

The surgery wasn't that bad.

Right. Because once I got that arthritic bone out of that, that ball and socket out of the Ocho.

It was good.

The only thing I felt was the incision.

The incision was stored for a couple

of, you know,

they have those, the stitches

that dissolve.

And they kept, no,

it was glue. They glued it.

But anyway, it wasn't, it wasn't that

bad, but I ain't trying to go through that process again.

I'm happy for Coach Belichick.

Hey, Coach, congrats, man.

You found him somebody. Because y'all somebody.
What y'all got in common? Why you care? Yeah. You got to find your person.
Yeah. You got to find your person.
Coach Belichick older than me, and he got him a 20-something.-something But they get mad at me I say I like 35, 33 They get all upset, they get hostile Yeah, but you gotta understand Your set of rules and Bill's set of rules Are completely different You know, I don't think A 30, a 35, a 20 27, 20s, a 30s, a 35 would be good

for you, suitable for you, because

the rules that you have in place.

I ain't got no, Ocho, Ocho,

so you mean to tell me, for a chance

for you gonna drive around

a Cullinan, you gonna drive

around a G-Wagon, you gonna carry

Birkins, and you say, all I

ask, don't burp in front of me, don't

pass gas in front of me.

And that's going to be a deterrent?

You're right, Ocho.

You're absolutely right.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

There are a lot of other things that you...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

You know what I'm with you when you're right.

I really can't argue with that.

I'm just saying, Ocho.

I can't argue.

I'm not asking you to cook.

Wait.

Let's get back to the...

Let's keep the main thing the main thing. Okay.
When you're buying G-Wagons? I... I...
I'm just asking. No, no.
I'm asking. If you're using it as an example, let me know because I got some people for you.
You know, if you're buying G-Wagons and Birkins and stuff like that. I got a few potentials

for you.

Everybody always talk about date your age.

Date your age. Well, I want to date my

wage.

I'm finishing all

this ish down tonight. I want to date

my wage. Where y'all

at? Hey, Chad, where

they at? Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I keep it on me now.
Yeah. I keep it on me.
You want to date your what? I want to date my wage. Not my age.
I want to date my wage. So where are they? Because y'all always talking about date your age, date your age.
I want to date my wage. So come on with it.
As a matter of fact, I'm taking applicants as we speak. Well, you're talking spicy tonight, boy.
Well, you're talking spicy. Date my wage.
I'm finna... Now, all of a sudden, y'all crying, women.
Y'all ain't got nothing to say. I'm finna date my wage.
Ooh, that's a good one, boy. That's what I'm talking about.
Let's go. The date my way.
I've never understood. How does Ocho, it sometimes, and it gets like this a lot of time with jealousy.
It's almost like, how does my light being bright cast the darkness on you see what I got so you feel because of my success it delayed your success I'm not my success, you'll feel a failure.

Does my success delay your success?

Right.

It does.

No.

So now, let's go the other way.

If I date, so you feel that, okay, let's just say for the sake of argument,

there's some young lady out there that's 50.

So you feel if I date a 35-year-old or a 40-year-old, you miss that opportunity?

Uh-oh.

I'm just curious.

Come on, man.

It's Sunday.

It's Sunday.

You might as well preach.

Come on.

I'm just asking.

So let's just say for the sake of argument, when you're 50, when are you and I going to be in the same vicinity that you and I could potentially meet? I don't bother nobody. I don't get upset.
Somebody like Coach Belichick. You make jokes, but I could care less, Coach Belichick, because they don't take nothing out of my pockets.
Right. You want to deal with your daughter.
What y'all fail to realize, my daughter is grown. Hell, remember I told you when she was 17, I told her not to get a tattoo and she went and got it? How the hell you think I'm going to tell somebody what to do? She is in her damn 30s now.
Hey, she asked me, I'll advise. But at the end of the day, I want my my daughter happy so if some guy 50 years old makes my daughter happy that is if somebody if somebody 25 makes my daughter happy at the end of the day i want my kids happy right damn what did daddy think damn what their mom think if you happy i'm happy the end of the day, all I want is my kids' happiness.
So now, back. When y'all talk about my age, when y'all come into the table with that same wage scale? Y'all don't want to talk about that now.
Oh, okay. Hey, are you feeling good tonight, huh? Nah, nah.
I don't know. You don't know me.
I'm just trying to figure out who was harmed in the making of Shannon going out to dinner or Shannon going to do this. Who was harmed? Right.
Nobody was harmed. Nobody was harmed.
I think people have a difference in opinion. You know, you like what you like.
And I think people on the outside looking in, they have their perception on who you should be dating. And that's just how they see.
But what they feel you should be dating might not make you happy. Where was all that good advice, Ocho, when I was struggling? Ain't nobody offered no advice when I was in that thousand square percent of block home.
When I was at Savannah State. Come on now.
Ain't nobody had no advice how to Shannon get out of this environment, how to Shannon improve his family's life, quality, standard of living. Nobody offered a damn thing.
Now, all of a sudden, y'all won't have input. After I've made it here, you notice when people can become successful, now you got all this advice you can offer.
But you didn't offer a damn thing when I didn't have a damn thing. Now they got all the answers, huh? Now they know what exactly to do now.
Well, if you know what to do, why are you not doing it for yourself? Uh-oh. If you could tell me how I became successful and what I did and who I need to date and what I need to do, why can't you do it for yourself? Boy, you talking tonight.
We're the offering plate. Put your cash app up there.
like, well, damn. Everybody got to offer me advice.
I made it this far. Am I perfect? No.
I never professed to be perfect. I try to live the best I possibly can.
I try to stay out of people's way. I just try to, hey, circle my family.
Hey, look, this is what we got. Boom.
But I'm like, bro, every time I turn around, and women do tell me, you know you need somebody your age? No, I don't. What we gonna do? Go play bingo together? Oh, bingo.
Oh, bingo. Nice now.

That's a nice little date, man.

I'm looking to go to Topgolf.

You know what I'm saying, Ocho?

You can't swing the club.

What you hear?

I can't swing the club.

Nah, you gonna pop. You gonna pop.

I can swing another club, too.

Let me stop, O too. Let me stop.

Let me stop.

I'm sorry.

Chad, I'm sorry.

It's Sunday.

It's Sunday.

It's Sunday.

You know what I'm saying?

It's Sunday.

That drive will still work.

Okay, okay.

I don't use no hands.

I'm with you.

I'm with you when you're right.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

It's the lowest day for about 15 more minutes. All right, Ocho.
Now it's time for everybody's favorite. It's back, y'all.
It's time for Spello Cinco. Oh, hell.
All right, Ocho, here it is. I give you a word, and you try to put that Harvard education to use.
Yes, sir. Our first word is conjecture.
Conjecture. Conjecture.
Conjecture. Conjecture.
Conjecture. Conjecture conjecture conjecture

conjecture

conjecture

conjecture

alright

c-o-n-j-e-c

t-u-r-e

conjecture

that is correct

hey

that's what that

hard man education do baby

that's what I'm talking about

I had to think about it

for a minute

I had to sound it out

you know

let's go boy

this is what we do

stop playing with me

the next word is

fallacious

fallacious Thank you. I had to think about it for a minute.
I had to sound it out. You know? Let's go, boy.

This is what we do. Stop playing with me.
The next word is fallacious. Fallacious.
Fallacious? Yes, it's incorrect or misleading information. Fallate.
Fallate. Now, I know about fallatio.
So, fallacious. Fallate.
Fallate. Fallate.
Filet-o-fish Filet O'Fish

Is spelled F-I-L-E-T

But I know it's not like that

F-I-L-A

F-I-L-A

Ooh that's

The back end of that is killing me

I don't got that one F-A-L-L-A-C-I-O-U-S. Hey, I don't got that one.
F-A-L-L-A-C-I-O-U-S. Fallacious.
How far? The next word, deleterious. The next word is deleterious.
Deleterious? Yes. Deleterious.
D-E-L. T-E-R-I-O-U-S.
D-E-L-E-T-E-R-I-O-U-S. Della Terius.
I missed about one letter, huh? Sure. The next word.
Superfluous. The next word is superfluous Superfluous? Yes Super Superfluous S-U-P-E-R F-O-L-U-S S-U-P-E-R F-L-U-O-U-S God dog it, man What is going on tonight? The last word Is hottie Hottie Hottie Hottie? Yes Like a hottie? Like H-A-T-T-I-E.
Is that your final answer? No, I'm asking you to give me that. Having or show an arrogant superiority to and disdain of those who one views as unworthy.
Haughty. Haughty.
Haughty. I ain't never heard of that word before It sounds like you're just saying

Like somebody's air

Hottie

Yes, hottie

I was trying to give

Hottie

Hottie

Hottie or Hottie

Hottie

H-O-T-T-I-N

H-A-U-G-H-T-Y

Hottie

Thank you. H-O-T-T-I-N H-A-U-G-H-T-Y Hearty I'm supposed to know Come on man Okay That ain't make no sense Chad I apologize And listen I only I just got off the You got one.
I'm gonna get a chance to one more redeem yourself. Okay, one more, one more,

one more, one more.

Pernicious.

Pernicious.

Pernicious. pernicious hey if these words With these words

Boy if it was a life or death situation

Well you might as well plan my funeral

You want to give it a crack?

Or you want me to it a crack? Or you want me to spell crack? You want to give it a swirl? Okay. All right.
Hold on. I'm going to get this right.
I don't care. I promise you.
Say the word one more time. Pernicious.
Pernicious. Mm-hmm.
Pernicious. Per.
P-E-R. Pernicious.
Pernicious. Mm-hmm.
Per-nicious. Per-P-E-R-N-I-C-I-O-U-S.
N-I-S-C-I-O-U-S. P-E-R-N-I-C-I-O-U-S.
Pernicious. Ah, I shouldn't have put that S in there.

No, you shouldn't have.

Okay, I was close.

See what happened when I lock in?

Even though I got it wrong, I was right there.

Damn it.

All right, Ocho.

Now it's time for Dunk on Unk.

Oh, yeah.

This is a chat.

Okay.

This is not... Oh, hey.
Hey. Hey.
Hey. Hey.
Oh, yeah. This is a chat.
Okay. This is not...

Oh, hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Okay.

We have Dunk on Unk tonight, right?

But this is a different type of Dunk on Unk.

It's riddle edition.

So I'm going to say something, and I'm going to ask you, what am I based on what I say?

Okay.

All right.

Chat, y'all ready?

Let's go.

How many I got right?

One?

One.

Okay.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it.

I have jet lag.

I just got off a flight three hours ago.

That's all it was.

That's all it was.

That's it?

Yeah, that's it.

All right, here we go.

You ready?

Yeah. The more you take All right, here we go.
You ready? Yeah.

The more you take, the more you leave behind.

The more you take, the more you leave behind.

What am I?

The more you take...

I have no idea.

Are you sure?

Yes.

The answer in the word you're looking for is footsteps.

Man, that ain't no trip.

Hey, listen.

Look at the riddles.

What happened to Sporting and Trivia?

No, no, no, no, no.

We changed it up tonight.

I didn't change your words up. Hey,'t ask you I didn't ask you geography listen you asked me a bunch of words I could not spell it's still spelling it's a it's a Dunkin' Dunkin' Riddle edition go ahead you're supposed to be well versed in all areas

No, no, no

I'm well versed in trivia

This ain't no trivia

These are riddles, I didn't say nothing about riddles

Go ahead

Here we go

I have keys

But open no locks

I have space

But no room

You can enter but not go outside What am I? Shit, I don't know A keyboard, Unc! Go to the next one.

God, these are so easy.

The person who makes it, sells it.

The person who buys it, never uses it.

The person who uses it, never knows they're using it.

What is it? I have no idea. A coffin.
Go ahead. I'm winning.
I'm winning tonight. I'm winning tonight.
Hey, chat. This is Ash.
She got tired of me winning. She couldn't stump me.
So she came over to Riddle to Dish.

Nah, this is good.

These are really easy.

I bet the chat getting them right.

I bet the chat is not getting them right.

All right.

I bet the chat get this one.

Listen real close.

I speak without a mouth and I hear without ears.

I have no body.

But I come alive with wind.

Here are key words right there.

I come alive with wind. I have no idea.
What am I? What are you? I'm an echo. Next one.
Okay, okay. If you don't get this one.
If you don't get this one. the more you remove from me, the bigger I get.
What am I? I have no idea. Oh.
Man, this is ridiculous. Hey, Chad, you see they got to cheat to beat me? They got to cheat!

They can't come up with sporting events

being baseball, being

football, being basketball, being

track and field. Now, we got

March Madness. Now, the ideal

situation would have been March Madness.

Don't you think? Who won the Final

Four this year? Who did this?

She'd come up with some...

Hey, I like it. This is awesome.
So this is what we're going to do. Okay, since we're going to do this...
This is awesome. Okay, what we're going to do, I'm going to come up I'm telling you.
Right. On Sunday, Monday.
Tomorrow is going to be geography. You're going to have to spell...
Oh, listen. They used to call me Where's Waldo in high school.
Okay, Where's Waldo. Hey, you coming up with geography is right up my alley.

What are you talking about?

Hey, I don't know who was here when we had the Olympics

and we had them to try to find the places.

Yeah.

On the globe.

I did good.

I did good.

I hadn't seen the globe.

You got to remember, I hadn't seen the globe since 1983.

So you think that's what I'm doing at home, spinning the globe?

You still got one more? What I got? One more? Go ahead. I bet the chat get it right.
The chat ain't got none of them right. Yeah, they did.
I bet they get this one. Chat, listen to people very close.
Listen to the context clues so you can hear the answer I fly without wings I cry without eyes Wherever I go Darkness follows me What am I? A weeping willow no a cloud

oh my

it's bad here

but

hey

you see

what happens

when you win

all the time

people get tired

of you winning

now I know

what the Patriots

in Kansas City

went through

no

that's not what it is

it's just

Thank you. what happens when you win all the time? People get tired of you winning.
Now I know what the Patriots in Kansas City went through. No, that's not what it is.
It's just the people want to see something a little different. Hold on.
So why you get spelled on single if they want to see something different? Because you're giving me difficult words that I really can't spell. So that's the difference.
You said you the spelling bee champ. I said I'm the trivia.
I went on Jeopardy and won trivia. I won a spelling bee.

Okay. You just spell the words.
You talking about you can beat

those kids spelling those words.

I can. It's been a long

time. I'm a little rusty.
First of all,

I guarantee you, any kid

gonna spell all these words

that I've been giving you. Every last one of them.

Hey.

Do you see the words that they be spelling? Yeah. They be spelling words I ain't never heard of them.
For the most part, I've heard of these words, Ocho. You have too.
Maybe not recently, but you'll never know. None of those words you said tonight I heard.
You ain't never heard of deleterious? Who? Deleterious. When's the last time you were using deleterious in a sentence? Now, come on.
I ain't using a sentence, but I've heard it. I mean, yeah, I've heard it, but I don't use it.
I've never used it. Most of the words I spell, I can spell, are things that I use on a daily basis.
Dog, airplane, hotel. Yeah, give me some of those.
Nah'll give you some names. You want to spell names? Okay, now we talking.
And nothing, nothing. You want names or not? Nothing Creole.
And nothing Greek. you want names or not?

Yeah.

I got you.