Summer S’mores with Conan and the Chill Chums Season 5 Episode 2
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There's nothing.
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Yeah.
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Summer S'mores with Conan and the Chill Chums, a six-part series with Conan O'Brien, Sonoma Fsession, and Matt Corley.
Let's get started.
Hey, Conan O'Brien here, and welcome back to Summer S'mores 2025, baby.
Oh, outside and feeling alive.
What?
And that's no jive.
Okay, what?
And sometimes I get the hives.
I love that actor whose last name is Clive.
Are you talking about Clive Owen, the one with the first name of Clive?
Yes, I was.
Okay.
Yes, I was.
That's the sad part.
Let me tell you something.
As incoherent as I am in studio, I'm worse when we get outside.
I like it.
I want to tell everyone where we are.
We are, and this is the first for us.
It's daytime.
Yeah.
We traditionally do summer s'mores at night.
We now thought, hey, let's do one in the day and see if there's a different energy.
And we are in a very special place that I didn't even know existed.
We are in the backyard at the headquarters for the Conan octopus, the ever-growing international conglomerate known as Team Coco.
Yes, Spectre.
We are an octopus.
And if there were more than one, I'd be Octopi, of course.
We've been over this, that's not true.
Shut up, okay.
Shut up, it's not.
Hey, there's my new improv guy.
Yeah, yeah, it's like, shut up, shut up, okay, shut up, okay, shut up, okay.
Let's do a scene together.
Okay, come in the door and say what's going on.
Pi, shut up, you shut up, shut up, you shut up, shut up, you shut up.
Shut up, you shut up, you shut up.
And scene.
Yay, they broke through the wall, new kind of improv.
Separate Citizens Brigade out of work.
So I don't go outside the studio much because my foe is the sun.
Yeah.
Or as I call him, old soul.
That fiery ball of hydrogen in the sky.
I don't love the sun, as you know.
I'm kind of a necromancer.
I'm the undead.
I like to be entombed within my little studios and podcast places.
And so to come outside is a bold move.
But we have an ally.
Yeah.
LL Bean.
Yeah.
LL Bean supplied these incredible umbrellas, which are making me feel safe outdoors.
That's good.
Now, I had heard of umbrellas, I've been told about umbrellas, but these are apparently top of the line, they're great, and they're completely providing total UV protection.
So, I'm outside for the first time in years.
Yeah,
that's that's good.
Yeah,
Sona, you're adding so much to today's podcast.
I know,
you're head to toe in dark clothing on a pretty sunny day.
Very lightweight clothing.
Yeah, you know, a full jacket, it's like got to be warmer.
It's got to be mid-80s, right?
Can't take any chances.
It's very light.
This is a very light jacket.
Of course, t-shirt that I happen to love, which is a California bear playing the electric guitar.
And
he's got Ray-Bands on or sunglasses of some kind.
I don't know.
Speaking of sunglasses, Sonas, your sunglasses look great.
Thank you.
They are LLB.
Are they really?
They really are.
I didn't know that when I asked you, he said, lying.
I didn't know LLB even made sunglasses.
No, I didn't either.
And then right before we were going to record, I grabbed these and I put them on.
You are
a bit of a shocklifter.
I grabbed some sunglasses and took them.
If things are laying around,
I'm going to take them.
That's why you've been kicked out of many museums.
Everything here, the umbrellas,
these mugs that we're drinking out of.
Yeah.
I mean, gorly.
There's a cooler over there, but it's got some cold ones in it.
We could put our feet up, right?
Sure.
It's chill.
We're the chill chums.
If you can't put your feet up, who can?
It's Summer S'mores.
Summer S'mores is back.
We're outside.
We're in the cool little
sort of grassy area behind my podcast, my sort of Stark Industries.
Have you ever been back here?
I said before, not really.
Okay.
My dogs peed here a couple of times.
I can tell.
I'm getting that sort of harsh ammonia smell.
I can tell they had asparagus.
What's that?
Nothing.
Okay.
Guys, feel free to jump in at any time or I'll just carry the whole show.
Anyway, I thank you.
Thanks to.
Oh, and these chairs are LLB and great back support.
I'm taking all of this stuff, by the way.
No, I'm not even joking.
She's already brokered this deal before we even started.
Yeah, she gets to keep all this.
Oh, you know.
My house burned down.
You lost your house
in the, as did many people, in the Altadena fire.
Yeah.
And you have, you lived with your parents for a while.
Now you've moved into a new place.
Yeah.
Still figuring out what you're going to do with the old Altadena property.
Yeah, well, we're going to rebuild it.
We know that.
Would you like me to rebuild it?
Absolutely not.
I don't think I've ever seen you hold a hammer.
Never have, but I'd like to try.
I will build the sort of main structure of the house.
No, that's not a good idea.
No.
We're going to do it and we're going to record it and monetize it.
That's a hard no for me.
I mean, I'm in reality.
Conan will try it.
No.
No.
That's a terrible idea.
Well, wait, yeah, maybe, you know what?
Conan will try it.
Like, oh, I'll try, you'll try
like scuba diving, or you'll try playing beach volleyball.
I die in the second season.
Okay.
Our first episode, second season.
And it's just playing volleyball.
It's just not even playing volleyball.
It's just going out to play volleyball and there's sunlight.
But these chairs are great.
You're going to take everything.
I'm going to take everything.
Because your place isn't furnished, right?
No, I mean, we're in the process of furnishing it.
A, I like it.
They're pretty.
And B,
I just want them.
So I'm just going to take them.
Sure.
Oh, this is good.
So thank you to LLB.
And these sunglasses, too.
Yeah.
And this.
Do we know that we're allowed to keep this stuff?
I don't know.
I'm just going to take it.
It's how they have to give it to you.
I mean, they have to now.
What are they going to do?
Is Bean going to come and take it from my trunk?
Excuse me, it's LLB.
I know, but I've just.
Only I can call them Bean.
It's lost leader Bean.
He'll give it to you.
Hey, Bean.
I know it in my head.
LL is one guy, and Bean is another guy.
You're thinking of Abercrombie and Fitch or something?
Yeah.
When LL met Bean,
a new magic had been formed.
It's not Wilburn Orho Wright.
But it's really nice back here.
I have not appreciated it.
We have a lovely spot back here.
This is gorgeous.
Yeah, it's really nice.
We should hang out here more often.
Well, I should hang out here more often.
You know what?
I think it'd be nice if there was like a little statue or something.
I think it would be cool to have.
No, seriously.
Of what?
I don't know, like a Buddha or something cool and calming.
No, I thought you meant a statue of you peeing in the middle of the street.
No, no.
I know I do bitch about it.
It's like a little fountain statue of you peeing in the fountain, like a little baby Conan.
Yeah, like those.
So it would have a baby penis.
Yeah.
Yes, it would.
Teeny, teeny tenener.
It's your favorite thing to do.
Joke.
Because you drew me with a microphallus on the album, and you were so delighted with that.
I still am.
And I call him like I've seen him.
We've shared a shower.
We have never shared a shower.
Trust me.
If you saw what I was packing, you wouldn't fit in that shower.
Okay?
Well, let's get a statue made, and maybe it can be all pipe.
You know, it's just a little guy.
All right.
Oh, God.
Just a little guy.
So the water is just going right into the ground.
It's a penis that's jammed into the ground and it goes four feet down.
Oh, God.
Waters the whole aquifer.
You didn't think that was hard.
The large rod is irrigated by Conan.
Didn't take us long.
I love there's some nice flowers here.
What kind of flowers are those?
Are those?
Is that bougainvillea?
I just wanted to, I don't really know my flowers.
It's terrible.
I don't know if you know a lot of that.
When I was a kid, that's how I know that.
My job as a kid was to do the work on our yard with the bougainville, and that stuff grows like a weed.
It's a nightmare.
Can I say one thing that bothers me aesthetically?
The back, when we first moved into this place and converted it to a podcast studio, we had to run a ton of cable and wire through because we're a serious podcast.
So they have all these,
what do you call them?
Conduit.
Well, Conduit.
Thank you.
Thank you very much, Eduardo.
You're welcome.
And I want to acknowledge that you're here as well.
God, he's a good-looking guy.
Oh, okay.
He is.
No disability.
He's fit.
Yeah, we are a good-looking bunch.
I'm just acknowledging Eduardo for that.
And then we're going to sprinkle out acknowledgements as we go.
We'll work through it.
But anyway, easy on the highs.
Okay, there's Conduit.
And there's all this conduit on the back of the building, and it's
very garish electrical conduit.
It's all over the place because there's a ton of wiring right in the building.
And I saw it and I went, oh, that's too bad.
And the plan was, oh, don't worry.
Those are instantly going to be covered in vines and flowers.
Yeah.
Because they just planted them.
That was three years ago.
And nothing.
They're still there.
These meek little vines are going, not sure I'll grow this year.
Can I just say something?
Yeah,
if either Matt or I brought up electrical cables.
You're so right.
The way you would just
shit on us.
You just talked so much about electrical cables.
I didn't just talk about it.
And conduits.
You were like, what's the word for it?
Oh, thank you, Maro.
It's conduits.
I didn't just talk.
I opine.
Nobody can see these.
Yeah, but wasted real estate in audio podcasts.
It's just when people are in the world.
You know what's wasted real estate?
A nice grassy lawn where you're looking at conduits.
That's wasted real estate.
This could be a beautiful place to have a dry Chardonnay,
some kind of
barolo.
You could sit back here with a glass of a Chianti
and you could enjoy the nice nature that's back here.
Instead, I mean, it looks like we're powering 15 iron lungs.
You really find the best in everything, don't you?
Yeah, you do.
Well, I'm just saying, I see the world and I see a world.
There's this pergola with this.
What is that, like a wisteria von?
No, the pergola is there, and all the wisteria is there to cover up massive satellite dishes that I put up.
We have a we.
You put up?
I put up.
All right.
I had it installed,
and
we can return missile fire if we need to.
Okay.
This place is ready to go.
Okay.
All right.
Sometimes I think someone can just walk in from the street.
Well, the problem is they can walk in the street.
The missiles are to attack people in Cincinnati.
These,
I saw some posts there recently that I did not appreciate.
About you?
Yeah.
But no, people can wander in.
That's cool.
Gates often unlocked.
Sorry to get that out there.
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I have to say, when the weather's nice, I like to get on my bike and ride.
I really do.
I love riding my bike.
Yeah.
That's cool.
It's a very small girl's bike.
Oh.
From
does it have a basket in the front?
It has a basket.
It has a banana seat.
It has a banana seat.
It's got those little streamers on it.
It's sparkly.
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We should say, because we're out in the sun here, we do have a special guest, and we need to make sure that your needs are tended to.
And maybe we could bring that guest in.
Gina Lilabrigida.
Yes, that's right.
When I go back
with a reference, I go back with a reference.
Wow.
What's that?
So, anyway, to have my needs tended to, I'm told he's a great man.
He's been my personal physician since I met him several years ago in one of the only phone booths that still works in the Los Angeles region.
Let's get him in here.
Dr.
Arroyo.
Hello.
Always better with Dr.
Arroyo.
Nice to see you.
How are you doing?
Hello, Connie.
Dr.
Arroyo, good to see you again.
And again, everywhere I go, people ask me about you because of your presence in my hot ones.
You ministered to me.
You cared for me.
I think I saved your life.
You probably did.
Only to prolong it and make it even worse.
Yes.
You're here to offer me advice.
Yes.
Here's the question.
I consult you about everything.
It's hard to find you.
You don't have have an office.
I don't have an office that makes it harder to get served.
Okay.
So I just say I kind of are loose canon.
I roam to see.
You have asked me
because I try and make an appointment with you.
There's someone who says they're your assistant, but it sounds suspiciously like you.
Oh,
does it sound like this?
Hello?
Yes.
That would be.
You're tough to nail down.
Yes.
But,
and often when we we meet, you don't have an office.
I don't have an office.
And you have met me in a parking garage.
You prefer a higher level.
Yes, exactly, exactly.
I get a workout that way, and
I meet you in the open.
And I'm here to...
answer any questions you have about
the sun, about your exposure to it.
That's what I wanted to ask you about.
We are here.
We're shooting outside.
We're very well protected by these LLB umbrellas.
That would probably block a lot of the damaging UV light.
But you want to have a look at my skin and see what you think?
Let's take a look first of all.
Let's just see how hot the sun is today.
You're using a
pretty hot.
What are you, what reading are you getting?
Well, it only goes up to a billion.
Okay.
Yeah.
Wow, that's amazing.
And those are usually, I see they use those at the doctor's office to take temperatures.
Exactly.
You are recording the temperature of the sun with that?
Yes, yes.
By the way, you mentioned that
the sun is your enemy.
Yes.
It is not your enemy.
Your son is your friend who wants to kill you.
Okay.
There's a slip.
A frenemy.
A frenemy.
Exactly.
Exactly.
You need the son.
So what do you recommend, doctor, with...
Please tell me you went to medical school.
I did go to an accredited, it was accredited at the time.
Okay.
Yes, I did go to a medical school.
And what is on that site now that was once your medical school?
Oh, it's
well, there's no, there's, yeah, they had to take the whole site down.
It was on
juno.com.
I don't know if anybody remembers.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
Anyway, the point is, and I think I'm making a good point here, one must look after their skin.
Absolutely.
Always consult your personal physician or dermatologist, or in your case,
clearly a sham artist.
I have a lot of bravado.
I have a lot of bravado.
I have a lot of bravado.
I think that goes a long way in the medical profession.
What do you think about my skin?
As we all know, the skin is the largest organ in the body.
The second largest, cha-ching.
Oh, God.
Right, right.
When it's engorged with food, the intestines can be big.
But
in this case, I think the skin is larger.
Barrier protection.
Barrier protection.
Barrier protection.
So what would you recommend I apply to my skin?
Probably a sunscreen of a high SPF, of course.
I happen to have some here, and we can just put some on the top of your hand here.
Just
put some here.
You're using a small spatula.
Now, I know this brand.
You have to take off the cap and you have to
squeeze it on.
Yeah, exactly.
This is a sterilized spatula.
Okay.
You took it out of your body.
On your way, yeah, we got it.
And this is the sterile pocket.
We couldn't hear you.
That was the American Medical Association helicopter.
Dropping information leaflets to stay away from me.
I understand.
Listen,
you use a spatula to apply sunscreen?
It's more sanitary that way.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't think...
Okay, I've never thought of it.
I already rinsed it.
I had scrambled eggs this morning.
But this is...
We're going to have...
So we're just going to put it on there, and that creates a barrier that will protect you from the sun.
That is a lot of sunscreen.
It isn't.
Well, you need a lot of sunscreen because you don't have any melanin.
I have no melanin.
Right, so that's going to be.
So I'm going to leave this here for
later, and you can just apply it to the rest of your face, to any part of the skin that's exposed.
You just, you didn't even do the fingers, you didn't do anything, you just put it right here on top of the, opposite the palm,
below the knuckles.
Yes, I like it.
You like it aesthetically.
Aesthetically, I like this sort of the panda look.
A little white, a little darker.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah.
I appreciate your counsel.
Thank you.
I appreciate your friendship.
Sure.
I appreciate your absurdly low rates.
Yes.
It's hard to believe.
I mean, I spent, I think the last visit, I was with you for an hour and 10 minutes.
You ate a lot.
It was a restaurant,
but you charged nothing afterwards.
That's right.
That's right.
I keep my fees low and I keep moving.
That's my M.O.
But
Aaron, if you could bring in that, this is a little life hack.
I don't know if you're going to be out in the sun this summer, if you're going to the beach or something,
just remember that the sun is a star.
And like many stars, it's a vain son of a bitch.
So what we do is
we reflect the sun back at itself.
So it's checking itself out, and it has less time for you.
That's the idea.
Boy, that was funnier in rehearsal.
Anyway, now we have a mirror.
I was still a rehearsal.
I didn't rehearse that.
I can't believe there was a rehearsal there.
There was no rehearsal.
But did you notice this star just got fixed by his own gaze in the mirror?
I do.
Listen, I get the joke that I'm a star.
Yes.
I'm vain.
Yes.
That's the joke.
And that was the bit.
That was the bit.
I think it didn't land because people see me as a humble man.
Ah.
A man grounded, a man who
is anything but star-like.
I'm like a simple monk wandering the earth.
Oh, my God.
Spreading seeds of joy and wisdom.
So
you're therapist.
Okay, I wish you were too.
Well, you could go to that medical school and have it shut down.
Yes.
You're a fine man, Dr.
Royal.
Thank you, thank you.
And we will not judge you on whether this bit did well or did poorly.
Well, I'm assuming we're going to cut it in editing.
Oh, no.
I will look like a rose.
I will continue.
Mr.
Dr.
Doctor.
Thank you.
Doctor is my birth name.
I was Christian.
Dr.
Arroyo.
That's how I can get away with it.
Your Christian name is Doctor.
Your Christian name is Doctor.
You are a monster.
Look, what I'm doing.
I'm spreading what you did there to hear.
Yes.
And this is, I think, a very wise thing I'm doing.
Perfect.
But, Dr.
Arroyo, thank you you very much.
I know you're busy, he said sarcastically.
Maybe we'll see you later on.
Sounds good.
Summer small.
I'm always here.
I have
a Motorola flip phone.
It's a Motorola flip phone.
Yes, it's the latest.
You're getting a call from Gerald Ford.
What's happening here?
I have an appointment.
I will see you.
The latest.
The latest from 1997.
Where are you going?
You got an appointment?
I do.
Yeah.
Okay.
It was a very nice pleasure meeting all of you.
I'm going to need those sunglasses back, Sana.
Would you
take the mirror bit away?
And also, but leave the LL Bean tripod.
Very good.
No one makes a tripod like LL Bean.
I have some of that sneak screen because I'm a little exposed.
Of course.
Of course.
Thank you.
Okay.
Wow.
You didn't even try to be inept.
All right.
And, oh, my God.
That was Dr.
Arroyo doing the best throw he could.
Wow.
That was terrible.
I hope there's no reason.
Please show that again.
I'm sure there's not an instant replay for that.
To see that again and to know that Dr.
Arroyo wasn't trying to do something funny.
This is just cake frosting, by the way.
I know.
It is.
It is.
It is.
He stole that from a bakery somewhere.
There's a very sad wedding cake.
Dr.
Royo.
Enjoy your summer, sir.
Dr.
Aroyo, I think I've said goodbye to you nine different times.
I think so.
I will see myself
in an elevator.
Get out of here.
I will move on right now.
Okay, thanks.
Are those for anybody?
We're not talking about these yet.
It's going to be a later segment.
I see.
I promise you there will be food available.
And I'm sure
your pockets are lined with tin foil per usual.
Yes.
A lot of cold cuts in there now.
All right.
Isn't that the sterile pocket?
Oh, he's got food in there.
It's got to be sterile salami.
Well, it was nice to see Dr.
Royal.
I love him so much.
I do.
He's a terrible, terrible physician.
He's really bad.
He's very bad, but I keep him on and love him.
And I can't wait till he has his own show.
Oh, okay.
So he doesn't come on ours.
But this is quite nice, I have to say.
It's nice to be outside.
There's some good things coming up here for this series.
Do we?
I don't know.
I want to say I...
I'm going to be honest.
I didn't give this any thought.
I just came in, and I'm sure you've been scheming and scheming and scheming.
When is the alcohol coming out?
That comes in the third episode of these four outside.
Okay.
Yeah.
So we've got s'mores.
We've got a game or two.
We've got alcohol.
We've got more Dr.
Arroyo if we need it.
If we need it.
I need it.
I couldn't be happier.
I couldn't be happier.
Summer Smores is here again.
As you know, I get as
giddy
as Satan at a terrible tragedy.
I love it.
Oh, my God.
What?
I was just picturing Satan, and he's like, everyone's really sad because something bad happened.
Yeah.
And he's really happy.
Oh, he's really, okay.
I thought because a lot of people died and he's like, I get to take people to hell.
Well, it works anyway.
Why are we talking about it?
Is you giddy?
Yeah, I know.
You seem very like
conduits or letting you down.
I don't know.
It's the conduits draining me of my essential life
force.
But I am happy to be here.
If I've come across in any way as tired of summer s'mores or jaded about everything in life because I've reached such high highs,
I apologize.
Do you remember that last year at your place, too?
He was this way.
He was a little like.
You were sick last year.
Yeah.
You were
sick last year, and you were, you know.
How sick was I?
What did I have?
You had like a cold.
Oh, like a just a regular cold.
I don't believe in going, oh no, I'm sick.
I believe you tough it out.
That is absolutely not you.
You're very like, oh,
I'm cold.
I have a cold.
That's
the impression of me.
Look, I will take some medications.
I'll take medications even when I'm not sick.
I love pills and powders.
Oh, okay.
Potions and oils.
Oh, you just lazily.
You just.
That was a Summer Smores rap sign, if ever I've seen one.
Blai made this.
No, no, I'm saying you.
I looked at you, there was a long pause, and then you flipped it up and it was upside down in a lazy manner.
And I think that set the tone for maybe our last Summer Smores.
Who can say?
That's exactly what it should be.
We are now arriving at what Summer Smores should be, which is because it used to be with Conan and the Chilchums.
Is it not still?
Well, it is, but we've got to remember to put the chill chill back in summer.
What?
What?
I don't know what's happening.
If you guys were chill enough, you'd go along with that, all right?
Okay.
Well, no one said this would be a good show.
No, you're right.
I'm asking way too much.
I love that I'm staring at the garbage here.
Jesus, you're just talking about things no one can see.
You're breathing.
I can see it.
I'm looking right at it.
The gates open.
That is our garbage.
You're not getting us out.
You're harsh in our buzz.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I love it back here.
It's wonderful, and I can't wait for all of our Team Cocoa fans to come back here when we invite them all to this very small space.
I'm going to wrap it up for now.
This has been episode two of Summer S'mores 2025.
Now, you know what it's like.
Once we first get outside, it starts off a little kind of chill and mellow, and then it just starts to become a house of fire.
It's when you give me alcohol.
That's why you guys keep pushing it, but we should just bring it out.
We moved it up this year.
Let's bring it out.
Bring it further.
Okay.
Well, I got to go make it.
Yeah.
We did it in the fourth episode last time.
This time we're going back to the next one.
Maybe the fans want us to start earlier.
I don't know.
If only there was some way we could check in with the fans.
Yeah.
But this is pre-internet.
Latest motor roll.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we'll find out.
But tune in to the next week for the third installment of Chill Chums 25.
This is Conan O'Brien talking to you from the,
well, the conduit-riddled backyard here at Team Coco.
It's really
incredible, this facility.
It's incredible.
It goes 700 miles underground.
It's amazing.
So
we'll see you soon.
And peace out.
Be kind to those around you.
What is life but a series of moments?
And you have to enjoy each one.
I'm sorry, but you've said goodbye at least 10 times.
I'm sorry.
So I don't know how you can get on me about delaying my exit
when you are doing.
Okay.
See you next time.
Thank you, Dr.
Royo.
You saved my life.
Summer S'mores with Conan O'Brien, Sonoma of Session, and Matt Gorley.
Produced by me, Matt Gorley.
Executive produced by Adam Sachs, Jeff Ross, and Nick Liao.
Theme song by The White Stripes.
Incidental music by Jimmy Vivino.
Take it away, Jimmy.
Our supervising producer is Aaron Blair, and our associate talent producer is Jennifer Samples.
Engineering and Mixing by Eduardo Perez and Brendan Burns.
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