SUPERFLY #59 - We Won an Award!

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Speaker 2 we got to keep that in dana

Speaker 2 did you know oh fuck

Speaker 2 i know what happened you don't you don't know where your banana is

Speaker 1 god damn it look i you know what is bananas by the way banana gate was uh a big hit last week but i have better banana pit i took pictures of my banana you know what i'll send them in you know what i'll send them in so heather be ready.

Speaker 1 Guess I'll do it right after, but put them in.

Speaker 2 New nickname for you.

Speaker 2 Potassium boy.

Speaker 2 Potassium boy. How are you today? I hope I get cold.

Speaker 1 What's wrong with banana boy?

Speaker 2 Banana boy. All right.

Speaker 2 Potassium beat. God damn it.
Potassium. Well, because they're full of potassium.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 2 Okay,

Speaker 1 that is not even why I eat them.

Speaker 2 Fun fact alert.

Speaker 2 Stallone, when he wanted to seem dumber as Rocky, he wouldn't eat any bananas. And the lack of potassium would kind of lower his IQ.
Fun fact.

Speaker 2 She's Adrian. But at first, it's like, yo, Adrian, how are you doing? Then no bananas for a month.
Yo, Adrian.

Speaker 2 No bananas for two years. That was a banana.

Speaker 1 Then he just eat rocks.

Speaker 2 Can we just say something quickly about Sylvester Stallone?

Speaker 2 The guy's a genius. He's brilliant.
So, anyway, go ahead.

Speaker 1 Will you should we show where the movie's Staying Alive,

Speaker 1 John Travolta walks out?

Speaker 2 I want to break it down. Where he directs it.

Speaker 1 Where he's beginning, it's Travolta. Daniel, did it?

Speaker 2 It's the sequel. Staying alive.
Staying alive.

Speaker 1 And he's in the crowd in New York, you know, the same thing. Yeah.
He doesn't walk like this, though.

Speaker 2 I have to say that. It's about potassium peace.

Speaker 1 He walks like this.

Speaker 2 he walks he walks like john travolta he walks like a dancer yeah he walks like a dancer and in the crowd of new york he bumps into a dude and you turn around and it's salon who was the director he's doing a hitchcock if you get the reference and then they say he's also he looks more like he was in cobra Cobra well he's always jacked they had a behind the scenes of BTS I saw I think on MTV years ago and Travolta in between takes he's like no I'm going down the street like this and i'm bouncing around and then slide hits me and i turn i don't see his face till the camera comes around so i think he should change the shot salone said you do what you do i do what i do rubber chicken capiche

Speaker 2 you know what this movie needs more easter eggs

Speaker 2 I love a good Easter egg. Yeah, Easter eggs equals, we did it in, we did it in Greece.
You know, more Easter eggs makes for more box off a swat

Speaker 2 fucking airplane.

Speaker 1 Taylor Swift has a lot of Easter eggs in her videos. We have to figure it out later, but that one's more obvious.
But

Speaker 1 I will say, we're going to, I have a banana that looks like a

Speaker 1 maybe an Ewok

Speaker 1 face, and I have a banana picture that looks like something else funny. I'm going to put them in, and then we'll just pop them in while we talk.

Speaker 2 Okay, I have a question now.

Speaker 2 Yeah, go ahead. In the gross meter,

Speaker 2 when you're going to peel a fruit, and a lot of people don't know that an avocado is a piece of fruit, if you open up that avocado and you see dark brown spots, do you kind of

Speaker 2 or a banana looks good on the outside, mushy and brown? Which one's more grotesque? Send us your letters.

Speaker 1 You know, I get this question a lot, Dana.

Speaker 2 I would say, yeah, you get an avocado.

Speaker 1 I will, I'll cut out the black. I don't care.
And a banana, I almost don't care about anything.

Speaker 2 If I, I really like avocados. And if I get one that's like not quite there, it, yeah, I don't, it's not good.
I, it goes right in the trash. And I talked to Stallone about that because

Speaker 2 if you open the avocado and it's got a lot of brown spots, you got to chuck it. Rubber chicken, capische.

Speaker 1 Some of the old BTSs from Rocky are he'd eat. he'd crack open uh 12 avocados and then try to slam them down and

Speaker 2 12 eggs

Speaker 1 Yeah, they wind up with eggs.

Speaker 2 Yeah, potassium Pete. Yeah, I gotta work up.

Speaker 2 I used to do a lot better. I gotta work on it.
I gotta get warmed up with these impressions. People, don't send in your letters.
But my Travolta was like this, you know, very much.

Speaker 1 This is a good time to bring up how on earth did we win an award last night with this garbage?

Speaker 2 Based on this last three and a half minutes is what. So anyway, we have an announcement to make.

Speaker 2 All that potassium peat and or aka david spade what happened david to our podcast what happened well apparently there's an i heart uh award for they have an award ceremony every year i think in austin texas

Speaker 1 not to be confused with ostentatious they have an award for

Speaker 1 every or a lot of types of podcasts

Speaker 1 and uh we were up for which i don't think for sure i knew comedy podcast of the year

Speaker 1 They have a lot of specific categories.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 2 Newscaster, serious news,

Speaker 1 political, comedy, music,

Speaker 2 lifestyle, whatever. Yeah.
Yeah. But only one.

Speaker 1 We could name those.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So we were up against some good competition. I think Nikki Glazer, I think Grady Rogan, maybe Caller Daddy.

Speaker 2 Rogan, the goat.

Speaker 1 Anyway, we won, and it's very exciting.

Speaker 1 And we just heard that last night

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 shockingly, no, not that shockingly. We do a good job, I think, but all those are good.
So it's just sort of the way it is, but I'll take it. I'll take it.
Whatever the situation is, I'll take it.

Speaker 2 Well, first of all, it's very old school because you would normally

Speaker 2 audio text me.

Speaker 2 And I actually, it was like 11 o'clock at night, bump, bum, bump, knock at the door. And they said, a telegram from Mr.
David Spade. So I'm opening the telegram from you last night.

Speaker 2 Look, iHawk Radio, Comedy Podcast of the Year, stop. You and David Spade, congratulations, stop.

Speaker 1 Stop.

Speaker 2 I'm telling you, this is the greatest podcast anyone's ever seen. Stop.
You are the winner and champion. Tonight, you're on top of the world.
Tomorrow, you may be nowhere. Stop.

Speaker 2 And finally, I stop.

Speaker 1 And then I say, so now how do I send this? Do I pay you? Stop. And I'm like, that wasn't supposed to be part of it.

Speaker 2 Well, it's just, I love that old-fashioned 1920s thing. Telegram for Mr.
Danagani from Mr. David Hinneus Spade, also known as Potassium Pete.

Speaker 2 God dang. I'm working that one.
But anyway, let's go back to the winning. Look.
It's always feels good.

Speaker 2 You know, it is kind of a small deal that's actually kind of a big deal because

Speaker 2 they don't say you won comedy podcast they add of the year which gives it so much gravitas it sounds so and the winner of 2024 the podcast of the year is fly on the wall and that's why it seems so big of the year what's funny at the oscars they don't say the the best movie of the year they just say best movie right i think so and look we have i like comparing it to the oscars we're

Speaker 2 Sorry, Conan. You killed it.
You were great at the Oscars. No, boy.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 1 happy winners are disgustingly gross in a turnoff.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 we're fans of all the people who didn't even get nominated. Shane Gillis, farewell.

Speaker 1 We're extra giddy today, which is kind of gross.

Speaker 2 No, are we extra giddy? We're not taking it that seriously. Are we?

Speaker 1 We're drinking the Kool-Aid. It's so sickening.

Speaker 2 There's nothing funnier than a bad winner, and we probably never win a game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're sickening.

Speaker 2 Sorry, Joe Rogan.

Speaker 1 I will say, shout out to Bowen Yang because Bowen Yang and his won the best podcast of the whole year, of everybody.

Speaker 2 Of just any podcast.

Speaker 1 Of all categories. That's podcast.

Speaker 2 Damn. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's a

Speaker 1 We Work Together friend of the show.

Speaker 2 I worked with him over 10 weeks. A great guy.

Speaker 2 He's Fi Fi Faux Fum. I smell an Emmy nomination.
I think he's gotten four in a row.

Speaker 1 Nomination?

Speaker 2 This is when I would tease my friend John Lovitz. Fee, five, faux, fum.
Whoops. Somebody got a nomination.

Speaker 1 But it's an N and an M. It's not exactly

Speaker 2 fitting perfectly. Are we really giddy, Greg? Or are we just punchy?

Speaker 2 I'm just punchy.

Speaker 1 You're punchy from your long gig you did on the weekend,

Speaker 1 right? And your big coffee cup you're trying to lift.

Speaker 2 God dang, look at that.

Speaker 2 Listen, it's not a big cup.

Speaker 2 Doesn't it look big? It does look giant in the frame, but where does it look back here? David, you don't know about ratio or photography. Look, look.
I don't. And then I take a sip and it's up.

Speaker 1 How do you have a small cup now?

Speaker 2 I don't know. But here, look.

Speaker 2 This spreads around. We have a lot of, look, everybody, all our peers are great.
Of course, we're joking around. We're very lucky to get it, and it's an honor.
But it's all over the world.

Speaker 2 Like our podcast is in Thailand and all over the world. Oh, my God.
And we have fans. Well, every podcast is all over the world.
So there's a gentleman in Japan who I've done before.

Speaker 2 And he's very nice, but he lives, he's a fan from Japan. He lives in a very active seismic area of Japan.

Speaker 1 A lot of earthquakes over there, I heard.

Speaker 2 And he got a telegram, too. After you telegrammed me, I telegrammed him.

Speaker 2 And then he's reading it.

Speaker 2 And then an earthquake hits, you know.

Speaker 2 Then he went back to the telegram.

Speaker 1 That was more like a tremor, I feel.

Speaker 1 Uh-oh, it's starting now.

Speaker 2 Jesus. And then it goes back to Telegram.

Speaker 2 Can we do that? He's not even.

Speaker 1 Well, we've done it a hundred times.

Speaker 2 We can do it.

Speaker 1 We're going to.

Speaker 2 Look, I'll balance it.

Speaker 1 Don't get our award taken away immediately.

Speaker 2 Here's a redneck.

Speaker 1 We're still talking about the award award is great. Okay, what does red redneck he say about it?

Speaker 2 This is a redneck

Speaker 2 gets an earthquake down in Mississippi season. Okay.
I can't believe Dan Garney and David Spudler got the damn best comedy podcast of the year. That's good news, man.
That's good news.

Speaker 2 He's talking to a friend, and then all of a sudden, what the muddle funk? They don't get earthquakes in Mississippi.

Speaker 2 I like that version. Okay.

Speaker 2 I could do every nationality,

Speaker 2 but there's something about a Japanese, a gentleman in an earthquake.

Speaker 1 So something about it. I like the people that are listening, like going, you're please still not talking about this award.
Yes, we are.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 2 we're putting bits in between that we, you know, we're screaming off the rooftops. Are we too serious about this? Are we giddy about it? Look, we won the iHeart

Speaker 2 Coming

Speaker 2 Just to reiterate, coming podcast year.

Speaker 2 And no one thought we'd win it.

Speaker 2 And we won it.

Speaker 2 I don't care what anybody says.

Speaker 1 Sorry. I got you.
I like when

Speaker 1 a best actor or actress will win the award at the Oscars and they go,

Speaker 1 and then toward the end of their speech, they go, and to my other fellow nominees, you're so good.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 You're not the best, but you're so good.

Speaker 2 You're so close. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And there's always next year.

Speaker 1 And you're, you really do a good job. You're not this, but you're.

Speaker 2 And I'm not.

Speaker 1 That's really good for you.

Speaker 2 I'll be honest. Okay.
I'm going to make a confession. I'd only seen Dune 2.
I watched the Oscars because Conan was so great. But I didn't know.

Speaker 2 And it was sort of weird when someone's greatest moment superstar. And it's like, Barbara Flekwo is now queening.

Speaker 2 Hi. my name's barbara i mean i don't know i'm ed clocknick and i am the cinemat

Speaker 1 i just didn't know anybody man and the names were right makes you feel either old or just out of it where

Speaker 1 i the only one i saw was a snora

Speaker 2 whoa

Speaker 1 hollywood minute dig no a nora i haven't seen it did take me three times to get through it because The first half hour is like sex and a strip club and all this sounds great.

Speaker 1 But I kept going, if this is up for best movie, like where are we going with this? Where are we going? I think it had too much of a runway to get into it.

Speaker 2 It was just a long ramp up.

Speaker 1 And then it got more interesting second half, of course. But best movie of the year.
I don't know. I thought Dune 2 was pretty cool.
And I'm not really all over those type of movies.

Speaker 1 I thought it was very well done.

Speaker 2 I thought it was brilliant. And I'll tell you what, look.

Speaker 2 Here's the deal. You know, it's no one's.
Here's the deal. Here's the deal.
I'm not kidding around. Come on.
Here you go. I I got one Oscar faster than anyone's ever won an Oscar in their life.

Speaker 2 The winner goes to Joe Biden. So

Speaker 1 Oscar Meyer had a wiener.

Speaker 2 Oscar Meyer had a wiener dog with a mustard and a mustard and a good pickles on the dog of the wiener. Thank you, Joe.
No,

Speaker 2 in

Speaker 2 not profound. Look, we have live streaming.
We have a billion movies and it just dilutes the process. It's not anyone's fault.

Speaker 2 In my day in the 70s, you would have movie stars that you would never see anywhere except the Oscars. Nicholson, John Wayne would be there, Burt Lancaster, Carrie Grant.

Speaker 2 Everybody had seen the movie. Everyone had seen The Godfather, you know,

Speaker 2 or Alien or whatever, Liz Taylor. So it's just a different kind of situation.
And

Speaker 1 they're not all on fucking Snapchat.

Speaker 2 Christ sinks, you know.

Speaker 1 You don't get Robert Redford doing TikToks.

Speaker 2 What is this? The winner, what? 2,100 people saw

Speaker 2 the best picture of the year, Kurfy.

Speaker 1 I will tell you this. This might be one of our stories, but a Nora, I'm not making fun of it.
It's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 Did you nickname it Ignora? Was that your pun? Ignora?

Speaker 1 Ignora is better.

Speaker 1 I said Sonora.

Speaker 2 Oh, Ignorah. I didn't see it.
Ignora. Fucking, that's hot.
I can't believe I topped you. You're the king of that stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like that one better already.

Speaker 2 Huh?

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Speaker 1 Oh, we do have a young lady in Bus Boys that I flirt with in the movie that had a part in Ignora.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 we can make fun of Anora because it won, so who cares? But she was great in, there's not many people in Enora, if you've seen it.

Speaker 1 It's a small movie, small cast, not that many locations. That's why it was a $6 million movie.
But the girl that plays the competitive dancer in her club with the red hair is in Bus Boys.

Speaker 2 That's interesting, isn't it? That's interesting.

Speaker 2 She's good.

Speaker 2 I like that a $6 million movie that's just real and cool, and I haven't seen it can win the Oscar. I mean, back in the day, you'd have these 300 million, like the Titanic when it's going down.

Speaker 2 By the way, I don't know why

Speaker 2 when it was going down and Rose and Jack, DiCaprio, and Heather,

Speaker 1 Thanks for clearing that up. Kate Wenslet.

Speaker 2 Kate, so they

Speaker 2 as their ship's going down, the billion-dollar movie, one of the greatest scenes in the history of film when they ride the ship, they say before that for an hour, they call each other every second by their name.

Speaker 2 Rose, Rose, this way, Rose, Jack, where? This way. Come down here, Rose.
Rose, Jack, Jack, Rose. You think by two hours into the movie, they would know each other's names.

Speaker 2 I don't say David every time I talk to you.

Speaker 1 No, you know what happens when you write a movie, and this is true. This is real.

Speaker 2 Inside baseball.

Speaker 1 You go away from a scene, you write it for a couple of days, you go to the next scene, and you're like, hey, hey, Rose, can we, you forget, and then you realize you almost start every scene with someone saying the other one's name because you don't see it in a row.

Speaker 1 And then when you see it cut together, you're like, holy shit, no one says, like when I'm with you, I barely call you Dana. It's just, you know what, we just talk.

Speaker 1 And in movies, you got to be careful.

Speaker 2 you say someone's name sometimes too much yeah yeah that's the point and also screenwriters tip from a sometimes actor i don't like when i read a script and there's just my character has so many exclamation points it's like first thing i do is get rid of every exclamation point hello exclamation point how's it going exclamation point where you yell and all caps everything is all caps you know yeah all right let's kanye this script down a bit now what about this and i saw a rough cut of Titanic and it was temp sound because they didn't have all the money.

Speaker 2 Seriously? Yeah. Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 And when the ship was going down, it was, it was an hour of just you hear blub blub blub blub because he didn't have all the real noises in yet.

Speaker 2 Yeah, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub.

Speaker 1 It was just someone doing that, I guess. But it sounded real.
But then they added like screaming later and actual good sounds.

Speaker 2 Just an insert and a callback to Bo and Yang. One of the ways that I first noticed how funny it was is when he played the iceberg that was hit by the ship from Titanic.

Speaker 1 That is a tie-in.

Speaker 2 How do you think I felt? You know, that was just a funny take. It was a good bit.

Speaker 1 A very good bit.

Speaker 1 Also, throwing back to Anora again, that one of the stories I read over the last week was it cost $6 million and it was an interesting little tidbit that they spent $18 million million on an Oscar push with advertising.

Speaker 1 So three times the budget.

Speaker 2 You know, it's the way the way, I mean, our advertising budget for this show is

Speaker 1 $27 million.

Speaker 2 I was going to say $39. We could go one way or the other.

Speaker 2 It's way much.

Speaker 2 It's $1 billion a year, and that's why winning Comedy Podcast the Eric, full circle.

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Speaker 1 Masterclass.com slash fly. I will say, and I don't know if we mentioned this earlier about the iHeart Award, but

Speaker 1 we forgot to tell everybody to like vote for it. I don't know if we were 1,000% aware.
to say, hey, everybody, get on there and click. So that's even more shocking that we would get.

Speaker 2 Well, wait a minute. So it was open to just people that I would imagine

Speaker 2 just first. They have so.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 wow. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I don't know how people would vote. And I, I, but we appreciate it.
So we are very humbled and very, it's very nice that we got that. We will maybe stop talking about it now, but I think that's a lot.

Speaker 2 Well, no, I just, I just heard,

Speaker 2 oh, we're getting a message.

Speaker 2 I don't think it was a voting thing, more like an academy, I think.

Speaker 2 Winners are chosen for cumulative performance, not voting.

Speaker 2 Wait,

Speaker 2 well, the public is able to vote in several candidates. Hold.
Hold on.

Speaker 1 We'll come back to this. Put a picture.

Speaker 2 AI.

Speaker 2 By the way, I'm a fan of Bobby Kennedy Jr. because he's a shit disturber.

Speaker 2 And he looks cool. You watch him, you know, he walks into that chamber.

Speaker 2 He's a Kennedy. You know, he comes from that vibe.
He's all tanned. He's ripped too.
And he's ripped. And he has dysonia, which my brother has on his hand.

Speaker 2 It's just a rigidity in his vocal cords, and his voice is pretty low.

Speaker 2 I think big pharma, big pharma, and the pharmaceutical companies in the big egg are poisoning our children. And I figure, why not get an AI JFK so that translates? I'll use AI JFK.

Speaker 2 Commencing AI JFK.

Speaker 2 The

Speaker 2 big agriculture agriculture and the big farmers, they are indeed poisoning our children. We criticize and we ask questions, not because it's easy, but because it's hard.

Speaker 2 Just the thought. I like it.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 What about that his voice

Speaker 1 sometimes?

Speaker 1 The funniest thing is in the middle of that, you gave yourself a thumbs down.

Speaker 2 I don't know why.

Speaker 2 I don't know. Look, these bits aren't worked out.
And I just thought, I just like these non-status quo dudes like Bobby Kitting. And I heard him on Rogan for three hours.
And then I kind of got

Speaker 2 his whole thing.

Speaker 1 You know, people say

Speaker 1 his voice is a bit irritating, which is rude because it's an affliction. But he said if he did get this new appointment, that he would,

Speaker 1 instead of giving speeches, he would set up a group chat with America.

Speaker 1 And then it would be less irritating. He would just talk and then we could all look and listen to it.

Speaker 2 I don't.

Speaker 1 That's another bit, and it didn't seem to do that great.

Speaker 1 But that's funny. Some of these are undercooked.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. I was just, I was thinking.

Speaker 2 That's funny. I thought it sounded, you played it so straight.
I thought, oh, group chat, you know, I know.

Speaker 1 Group chat. It sounds funny.
He gets from WhatsApp. Join me on WhatsApp.

Speaker 2 But it doesn't really bother me. I think he does very well with it, and you get used to it.
Let me go with AI JFK.

Speaker 2 Commencing AI JFK. I don't think my voice is a problem.
I think I've presented very well with it. And I speak this way, not because it's easy, but because it's hard.

Speaker 1 God.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 We ran.

Speaker 2 Well, I love doing JFK. You tweaked it up.
You know where that reference is? We don't do it.

Speaker 1 Because it's easy, because it's hard.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's from some famous speech. We need to endeavor to go to the moon before the end of this decade.
We don't do it because it's easy. We do it because it's you finish it.

Speaker 1 We don't fake the landing because it's easy.

Speaker 2 We fake it because it's hard.

Speaker 2 We pretend to go to the moon, not because it's easy, because it takes technical difficulties. It's hard.
We have actors. We have sets and props.

Speaker 2 We don't actually go to the moon, but we pretend that we go to the moon. That's Capricorn 10, I think.
I don't know. All right, here we go.
I love Capricorn one.

Speaker 2 iHeart

Speaker 1 is giving.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 podcast winners in each category will be determined by a panel of blue-ribbon podcast industry leaders creatives and visionaries I'm all three of those things each year podcast fans help decide at least that's what it says on my LinkedIn decide the winner yeah oh okay they vote online okay I iHeart podcast awards all right I just want to thank thank people for voting now we have a whole new thing

Speaker 2 I just can't believe that people vote for okay I'm doing Mark Pitta by the way.

Speaker 1 Should we get to the headlines, or do we have any, or do you have any more stories?

Speaker 2 One more. I'm working on Elon Musk, and I don't really have it, but the fact that he talks very soft and lilting.

Speaker 2 And I think it's funny when Trump is sitting next to him and the tie is really long, and Trump's just sitting listening to Elon.

Speaker 1 And the tie's touching the ground.

Speaker 2 Elon goes on for five minutes.

Speaker 2 We can't afford it. The government is spending too much money.
If we get the government spending down, the inflation will come down. And then they go, mr president trump goes what he said

Speaker 2 what he said he's a he's a smart cookie he's a smart cookie he's a tough cookie he's a tough cookie he's a sweet cookie he's a cookie crumble he's a cookie monster he's a chips ahoy he's a lonado remember lonado and everybody loves lonado so that's my little

Speaker 1 i like that that's your cookie run it's a good one actually

Speaker 2 these are things i share on on the podcast now that all these people voted for us just as embryonic beginnings, I want them to come out on our podcast first and then later on talk shows.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 Anything about your gig on the weekend or no?

Speaker 2 I played a recreational vehicle park in Arizona.

Speaker 2 It's called Bob's RV Park, and it was thousands of RVs and little houses. We got the best shitters in the greater Arizona area.
By the way, the native son of Arizona is one David Potassium Pete Spade.

Speaker 2 So you came up. But yeah,

Speaker 2 here's the thing about that. They had like a theater,

Speaker 2 a couple thousand people. They were the nicest audience.
It was 55 and up. And they were the nicest, coolest audience.
Tons of energy. So don't judge an RV park by its size.
I didn't.

Speaker 2 You were a little bit winner.

Speaker 1 They would auction off an arrowhead. You know, when I'm in Arizona, we'd always find arrowheads in the ground.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's kind of hip from the Native American population.

Speaker 1 That we took over, yeah, I guess, or whatever.

Speaker 2 Stole it more like.

Speaker 1 They used to hang out there. That's how I softened it a bit.
Yeah, they would always be buzzing around there.

Speaker 2 Well, that's kind of my shtick.

Speaker 2 Why let's do things.

Speaker 1 I don't have any shticks about my week. I don't know, really.

Speaker 2 Where'd you play? What are you guys doing on Saturday? What did you guys say? Oh, that's right. What are you doing on Saturday? oh this saturday we're going to fantasy springs

Speaker 2 tomorrow night fantasy springs

Speaker 2 well it's actually closer to india not that anybody's counting but it's you know they're doing the indian wells tennis tournament i wonder if it's on purpose that we're there during that

Speaker 2 huh interesting well it was the combine when we were playing indianapolis so maybe they're just booking sporting events and different things yeah knowing it would boost our ticket sales.

Speaker 1 Because I was talking to Theo about maybe doing a show night before UFC events in cities because we have a similar crowd, you know. And sometimes people get in the night before, there's nothing to do.

Speaker 1 But that's similar. That's that, that's

Speaker 1 whatever. It'll be fun.
Fantasy Springs, it's a pretty big room. So, we're excited to play it.
And we will hope to see you there. And we will report on it next week.

Speaker 2 Hold on. Commencing

Speaker 2 JFK interface for David Spey.

Speaker 2 We are playing Fantasy Springs Casino, and we feel that it's going to be a good show. We'd love to all see you there.

Speaker 2 We don't do it because it's easy. We do it because it's.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We don't drive all the way to Palm Springs because it's easy.

Speaker 2 We do it because it's a long way. But we will do it and bring the show hard.
And we will do sets of comedy. Then we will come out together, take questions and answers from the crowd.

Speaker 2 DCZ JFK interface.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to show the crowd my wiener because it's easy. I'm going to.

Speaker 2 Oh, you get it. Okay.

Speaker 2 That's

Speaker 2 so bad. It's brilliant.

Speaker 1 First story.

Speaker 1 Ex-Olympic snowboarder Ryan wedding among FBI's 10 most wanted for alleged role. And he's, this guy's Olympic snowboarder, Heather.
He's tied into a $1 billion. he runs a billion-dollar cocaine ring.

Speaker 1 Unless he got

Speaker 1 murked, did anything happen to him?

Speaker 2 I don't know. I mean, have you heard this story, Dana?

Speaker 1 He was in the Olympics.

Speaker 2 I did see it. And you know what? Most Olympic, I'm not forgiving what he just decided to make money as, but most Olympic athletes don't make that much money.
A few do, so I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 Exactly, exactly.

Speaker 1 I would be getting into this field. You know, Olympics are tough because I love them, but it's grueling all-day training all your life.
That's all you know for maybe a 10-second run.

Speaker 1 And if you don't do it perfectly, where are you? Do you do it four more years for the next Olympics? And what do you really, really, really get?

Speaker 1 Because afterwards, maybe you are,

Speaker 1 if you win the gold, maybe you're a coach.

Speaker 2 Maybe you go, where do you go?

Speaker 1 Because you've spent all your time, not in school, you're training to be the best, the best, which is a huge achievement but after that where is a huge payoff it's like vets coming back it's like you do it for your country whatever country you're in you come back and some countries really treat you well and some treat you medium i'm not saying we don't i'm saying america i love olympic athletes i think it's great but I want them to have more rewards going on in the future because it's a tough gig.

Speaker 2 Yeah. I mean, for track and field, it's the most popular sport in the world for like a week every four years, but there's still the Diamond League and other things.

Speaker 2 But yeah, the drama of it for us is so intense.

Speaker 1 It's fun for the crowd, yeah.

Speaker 2 And then you, everyone knows that injuries or whatever, they may not be there in four years. It's very hard to make the American track and field team.

Speaker 2 And this year, the winner was the closest of all time, 0.0003 one hundredths of a second in the 100-meter dash.

Speaker 2 Noah Lyles, just literally

Speaker 2 like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So yeah, it makes it very dramatic.
But I don't know. Most of them don't make a lot of money in track and field.
Not like you can a baseball or basketball player.

Speaker 2 He averages two points a game and grabs a rebound. He plays six minutes a game, just signed a $78 million contract, you know.
But all

Speaker 2 athletes to get paid. That's because the NBA is really well run.

Speaker 1 Is there no salary cap for something? In the NBA, there's so much.

Speaker 2 There is kind of rules like that, but they get well paid. And, you know, in the NFL, most players play four years and get out and run a car dealership.
They're not all Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 1 They don't all start a cocaine cartel like this guy.

Speaker 2 Well, that guy, yeah, get out of that and get back to snowboarding, bitch.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 That's a good lesson.

Speaker 1 I don't know if he's busted or I guess he's.

Speaker 2 Well, I don't know why he went into cocaine, but he spent his life around white powder. So could be a connection there.

Speaker 1 I do think it comes hand in hand. Kevin Ealen has such a great joke about that.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 1 All right. What's the next story?

Speaker 1 You'll have to go to Kevin and watch. Yeah.

Speaker 1 G-O-P Outraged after Trans Singer.

Speaker 1 This is your Bernie impression, but there's some vulgar lyrics at one of his rallies, which I don't think he saw coming. Oh, have you heard the lyrics? They're too rough to even read here.

Speaker 2 Oh, oh, and this is Court of Attacking

Speaker 2 Trump or something. Does your God have a big fat D word? Because it feels like he's effing me.

Speaker 2 Does he shoot wads of honey? And don't even read it. It's while I'm editing it for the kids that are seeing a huge under 10.
Yeah, under 10 fan. Easter Sunday.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Thank you, Grace.

Speaker 1 He thanked Grace after.

Speaker 2 Thank you, Grace. So she gets booed off.
He covers for it. She has the voice of an angel.

Speaker 2 The voice of an angel let's play it again the voice of an angel i'm bernie sanders and the millionaires and the billionaires are doing something

Speaker 2 all right we'll get off the story it's it's grosser than i thought i got to get my bernie i like when you go she's got the voice of an angel the voice of an angel Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 We're back to SNL fonts.

Speaker 1 How much does an episode of SNL cost? Do you want to guess, Dana? Do you

Speaker 2 I would say $3 million.

Speaker 1 $3 million? Jesus Christ.

Speaker 5 A single episode of SNL costs way more than you think. And that could be a problem when Lauren Michaels leaves.
The average SNL episode has about 10 sketches and two musical performances.

Speaker 5 There are currently 17 cast members total and 300 people in the credits each week. So, how much do you think all that costs? A single episode of SNL costs $4 million to make.

Speaker 2 This comes out to about $100 million a season.

Speaker 5 It turns out making 80 wigs, 150 costumes, a dozen sets each week, not to mention Lauren's high fee, and all the other 300 salaries, adds up.

Speaker 5 But here's the thing, according to Vulture, SNL is still very valuable to NBC. It remains the highest-rated entertainment show on network television in the 18-49 demo.

Speaker 5 The only broadcasts that get better ratings are Live Sports. And because it's a legacy brand, NBC can charge a lot for its ads and sponsorship deals.

Speaker 5 But on a recent episode of The Town podcast, industry insider Matt Bellany speculated that Lauren Michaels himself is holding the line on the show's budget because, quote, everyone is afraid of Lauren Michaels, and that once he leaves, the budget is going to get slashed.

Speaker 5 Bellany quoted a prominent producer in this space who believes a million dollars can be cut from each episode, and that viewers wouldn't even know the difference.

Speaker 5 But one has to wonder if those cuts would significantly change the show.

Speaker 5 I don't worry about SNL without Lauren because I think there are a lot of capable people who could run it, but budget cuts could hollow the show out from the inside.

Speaker 2 Huh, four million.

Speaker 1 I said, How much is a host get?

Speaker 2 Three.

Speaker 2 No, five thousand usually.

Speaker 2 Five thousand just an honorarium because it's like you get paid for the exposure and a cast member you get paid for the exposure but those sets the you know and 300 people the crew and all the different departments everybody's union and the just how about the uh real estate to be in rockefeller plaza with taking over all those floors and studios and yeah There's a reason there's not a lot of SNLs around.

Speaker 2 It's so freaking hard. And the hair department, I mean, it's so nerve-wracking because everything is last minute.
And then you have to be top notch with a wig and a look. And,

Speaker 2 you know, it's just.

Speaker 1 And they have to have everything at their fingertips. Like, if you say, I need

Speaker 1 this for this sketch, and they can't leave the building, a lot of times, obviously they have to, but sometimes they dig in the back and find something, a prop, a wig, a piece of wardrobe.

Speaker 2 They put it all together under extraordinary pressure. And one cast member, I won't say who, just went to a local

Speaker 2 church and sort of prayed during the dinner time and then came back to do the show. So the pressure is so extreme.
The fact that it's live, like that's what I love about it.

Speaker 2 For me, if a sketch isn't working, I find that interesting and kind of funny. I'm not rooting for it, but you're getting to see something not work quite the way they want.

Speaker 2 And believe me, I've been in a few of those turkeys, so I know what I'm talking about. I've been in a couple.

Speaker 1 When you're in the sketch? You're like, What's going on? Why is this not working? What's and it's so horrible to try to finish it and then you run off, grabbing the other guy, going, What happened?

Speaker 1 But you're already running into the next one.

Speaker 2 Well, the worst is if you do the dress show and it kind of works, you come out of 8H and there's a page desk and all the people kind of hanging out right as you come out of 8H in your costume, your makeup.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the dress show, you come out first time they've seen it full tilt. So they're hey,

Speaker 2 and then if the inner show is not as good, you come out huh well and they kind of look down check their phone

Speaker 1 actually to get from the home base to the page desk through the doors is probably 15 seconds so you're hot off the presses of being in front of millions of people and then you walk right out and you're still like kind of flying high on adrenaline and it's fun to see everyone high five or do something or say good job or especially if it worked and then when it doesn't it's the other way sick when you're in the cold opening the only time the studio is, you know, quiet, but everyone's ready to move.

Speaker 2 And I'm coming off the stage, and I was going to just walk down the front steps off the main stage, but I decided last minute to jump.

Speaker 2 And as I was just jumping, there was a guy with a trolley coming toward me. And I thought, fuck, I may land on this moving trolley and break my back.

Speaker 2 You know,

Speaker 2 but I didn't.

Speaker 2 Sorry, I was a bit of, I was springy for my age. I jumped further than you thought.

Speaker 2 Whoops.

Speaker 1 Heather was, Heather was really into that story, and then it ended with nothing.

Speaker 2 Well,

Speaker 1 in summary, nothing happened.

Speaker 2 I leaped. Yeah, nothing happened, but you were like this.

Speaker 2 In my head, I thought, holy shit, ski. And then I said, Up, up, and away.
And I jumped. But still,

Speaker 2 my point is, you can really fall and get hit by cameras and everything's crazy.

Speaker 1 I mean, once they say they sketch, they're out at commercial, meaning you're still on camera, the light goes off from red.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 They go, now you've got two minutes for next sketch.

Speaker 2 Everybody bolts.

Speaker 1 And so they're pushing props in, waiting for that millisecond, and they go. Because that New York sketch we did with Pete and John Mulaney, they, we could not get it right.

Speaker 1 We kept running off while they pushed in tables and we were running into them. They kept going, cut, spade, you guys go this way.
They're coming this way. Got it.

Speaker 1 Ram into him again. They're like, you don't get it.
What are you doing? And they pushed the hot dog vendor out, pushed us in. They put steam in the hot dogs, fake steam.
And we just kept going.

Speaker 1 We're so dumb. And the first AD is so tough.
He's like a marine.

Speaker 1 And it wasn't.

Speaker 2 He's great. He's funny, but he really.

Speaker 2 He rules that area because he's responsible for safety. Doors open and they're opening doors for a sketch.
Doors closed. Guys, you got to go faster.
You got to go fast. Let's do it again.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Doors open, closed. So he has to run a tight ship.
He's the one.

Speaker 1 We were a full hazard.

Speaker 1 He knew we were all idiots.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he says five seconds for people who watch the show.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's the one that goes five seconds.

Speaker 2 Which was started by Joe Disco, but he does

Speaker 2 disco.

Speaker 2 Anyway, Joe.

Speaker 1 Joe Dixon. Yeah, you know.

Speaker 2 You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 The great. The great.
The guy, yeah, started that, I believe. And Chris does a great job of it.

Speaker 2 And I'm sitting there, and every time he goes, five seconds, I can tell by the audience if it's going to be rocking or not. The way they receive it.

Speaker 1 Okay, next one.

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Speaker 2 I think so. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 What is this story? Is this a new trend? I don't know what it is. There's officially a new trend.
These are all dumb, but let's see. Going on a first.

Speaker 3 There's officially a new trend where women are completely coating themselves with full body glitter before first dates

Speaker 3 for the express purpose of outing taken or married men who may be going home to another woman. They're calling it divorce dust.

Speaker 3 Apparently, in a world where not everyone has joined their local are we dating the same guy group, women felt the need to get a little bit more creative.

Speaker 3 And apparently it's working, allowing glitter to truly live up to its scientific name, the herpes of crafts. One woman says, that's actually how I caught my ex-husband cheating.

Speaker 3 I don't wear glitter, but the other girl did.

Speaker 2 I knew immediately. So glitter is hard to have.
You can't tell if I'm just a little bit of a

Speaker 2 artistic husband, but I will tell you.

Speaker 3 I cannot be enough of a smoking gun.

Speaker 1 When

Speaker 1 in the old days, if I'd go to a strip club, also known as a

Speaker 1 dance club, or go see the peelers

Speaker 1 where they peel their clothes off.

Speaker 1 If you go to the peelers and they have glitter on,

Speaker 1 my friend would say, I would take my shirt and put it at the bottom of the hamper because it's got to get blended in and get the glitter off because that's the first sign of trouble.

Speaker 1 And so that's probably

Speaker 1 an interesting, schemy way to find out if some guy's married. And if they are, that's shitty.
So, hey, listen, every trick in the book, whatever it takes.

Speaker 2 I don't know who the new James Bond. What?

Speaker 2 Because it's a way if guys aren't coming out and being honest, it is a way to find out.

Speaker 1 I do like flushing them out of the brush because you get them caught. So it's their fault.

Speaker 2 So he touches the woman who's covered in glitter. It gets all over him.
Then he goes home to his wife. Hi, honey.
She sees the glitter and all hell breaks loose.

Speaker 1 And they're like, Dana wore a lot of glitter today. I just kind of rubbed up against them.

Speaker 2 Well, sometimes, sometimes, and some husbands in Washington, D.C., they will get glittered up and they know it's a problem.

Speaker 2 So they hire Senator John Kennedy to come in and sort of defend them to the wife. Now,

Speaker 1 that's a good setup.

Speaker 2 We went around a long way and we got there.

Speaker 1 I love it.

Speaker 2 You are accusing your husband.

Speaker 2 Let me make sure I get it right here.

Speaker 1 Get my notes here.

Speaker 2 My notes. You are accusing your husbands of infidelity because of some glitter.
Have you ever heard of a five and dime store? They sell glitter, don't they? And that is where your husband is.

Speaker 1 It's just simple yes or no. Your words.

Speaker 2 Simple yes or no. Your words, not mine.

Speaker 2 There's extra. I don't know.
I just threw him in. I think Johnny Carson.
comes home to his wife, 1972. Oh, sorry, Joni.
I didn't know I had glitter on me.

Speaker 2 Ed McMahon had a vomitorium drink and boom boom boom.

Speaker 2 Vomitorium.

Speaker 2 He had a vomitorium with a twist.

Speaker 1 I told you earlier, I was in the,

Speaker 1 we had a pinata full of glitter today to celebrate our one millionth episode.

Speaker 1 I'm sure it's in your eye, Cal.

Speaker 2 I will say this, they should use it in combat because

Speaker 2 if you get, if it comes down the glitter at some award or somewhere, you can never get all of it out.

Speaker 2 It is.

Speaker 1 That's what they're counting on.

Speaker 2 So I give kudos to those women for, and you know, how about not dating losers? Just a question mark.

Speaker 1 Yeah, how about not dating married guys? But the married guys don't say it in fairness.

Speaker 1 And also, if you pick up your date and she's covering glitter, you just go, okay, we're just going to do fist bumps tonight. All right, let's move on, even though this is.

Speaker 1 Glitter was also the name of a Mariah Carey movie. I don't know if you remember.

Speaker 2 You should go home and say that.

Speaker 2 Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 1 Listen, we covered politics. We covered, we do everything here.

Speaker 1 Sports,

Speaker 1 SNL, and now here's science.

Speaker 1 Doctors look

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Speaker 2 Whoa.

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Speaker 2 I love it. I mean, you know, because I came from.

Speaker 2 So weird. Remember Star Trek?

Speaker 1 Yes. I'm pretty young, but I do remember.
I've heard about it.

Speaker 2 Bones, the doctor, would just have a thing. It'd make a sound.
He'd wave it over.

Speaker 2 I can't believe you can see in her brain. Bones, bones.

Speaker 1 I can't believe your temperature is 98.6. Jim.

Speaker 2 That's normal.

Speaker 2 She has a cerebral bonor hemorrhage and

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Speaker 2 can't believe it

Speaker 1 otherwise hands went you can up spock you can operate on my brain just make sure i can still think about strip club

Speaker 2 oh we won't be touching that part of your brain sir i watched william shatner last night in deep space nine they did a mashup and they put

Speaker 2 william shatner from the 60s in star trek was in the future at deep space nine and i

Speaker 2 couldn't believe it. He was great.

Speaker 2 I love that guy, man. Can we have William Shatner back on?

Speaker 2 We had him on. Yeah, we had him on.

Speaker 2 Fly on the Wall. Again, he was just.

Speaker 1 What did you say, Heather? Put him on Superfly so we can have video. Oh, yeah.
He's on Flying the Wall, a subsidiary of Flying the Wall.

Speaker 2 He's probably

Speaker 2 the most curious. guest we ever had.
Like he initially. I'm curious.
Do you guys feel the need to be on all the time? That was the first thing he thought of.

Speaker 1 I have the need, the need for speed.

Speaker 1 Was that fascinating?

Speaker 2 He said

Speaker 2 the script was kind of stilted and boring. So you had to make all his lines.
So that's why he would pivot and talk like that. Well, back to seven.
You know, he just

Speaker 1 made it. Oh, I try to zhuj it up.

Speaker 2 It was like rhythm. And it was genius.
You just can't ever, you know, he was great.

Speaker 2 And Leonard Nimoy, I mean, come on.

Speaker 1 Leonard Nimoy Nimoy

Speaker 2 Nimoy I haven't heard that okay

Speaker 1 any more should we wrap it up you can see when blindfolded oh is this autistic kids Heather you think

Speaker 2 read they're able to play ping pong ride a bike I mean insane that they're smarter because of frequency they have more senses it's it's several techniques being used different groups use different techniques but they all get to the same result

Speaker 2 Is it autistic kids or kids with

Speaker 2 scientifically

Speaker 2 the amount of light inside the mask to show that there's zero light? So, technically,

Speaker 2 basically, you're asking your brain to control your vision.

Speaker 2 Which is,

Speaker 2 well, actually, you don't see with your eyes. You see your brain.

Speaker 2 Yes, it's your brain.

Speaker 1 I I mean, the

Speaker 2 handsome receptor, you know, it's like the optical lens. Wow.
You know, but actually vision is eight years old.

Speaker 1 That's me at the combine. Wow.

Speaker 2 So if you, there is no light, technically you're not supposed to see because there's no reflection object.

Speaker 2 And yet,

Speaker 2 with that training, you can see completely without your eyes in the dark.

Speaker 1 So this is just you can take regular people and try to get the I don't know about that. I feel like I'd fail that class.

Speaker 2 blindfold them and somehow this device allows them to roller skate or jump around and they can see with their brain not with their eyes

Speaker 2 that is when people pick something up that's mine i go see with your eyes not your hands so that's well with if you go i saw the long version and that then she finally toward the end they can see with their brain but but sometimes you get really stupid people like really dumb and we have them see with their brains and they get hurt immediately so you have to have a certain basic IQ level for the device to work.

Speaker 2 But some people are just, just morons. I mean, they are really, really stupid.
So I'm glad we didn't show that part.

Speaker 1 Here's a clever thing you can say if you're a kid and you're on the playground. It's a little thinky, but

Speaker 1 when people say they take your, they go, oh, that's cool. Can I see it? And you pull back and you first you say, see with your eyes, not your hands.
That's a good one for kids.

Speaker 1 And then you see, then you go, oh, there's no see in it it's all dry land

Speaker 2 c s e a i like that isn't that great here's a playground favorite and i'm sure you used it someone says hey dana uh

Speaker 2 you're stupid i know you are but what am i that frustrates the shit out of little kids try

Speaker 2 david you can't you can't you're you can't see very well

Speaker 1 i know because i'm rubber and you're glue Whatever you say to me bounces back and sticks on you.

Speaker 2 I thought I'd say, I know you are, but what am I? Okay, I know, I forgot that one.

Speaker 1 I went to a new advanced one.

Speaker 2 No, those are the classics. Heather,

Speaker 2 I know you are, but what am I?

Speaker 1 There you go. She got it.

Speaker 2 There you go. She's her cue.

Speaker 2 Today, kids are more sensitive into psychology. They'd say, I know I am, and you're not, and start to cry.
So it's a different motivality.

Speaker 1 I know I am.

Speaker 1 My dad left me when I was four. That's what I usually would say.
And then we're like, oh, boy, just song and dance again.

Speaker 2 Did you get an enforcer as a kid?

Speaker 1 No, I wish.

Speaker 2 I would always make best friends. Like in fourth grade, Steve Lee was the biggest, strongest kid.
So I said, he's going to be my new best friend. And then he was my enforcer.

Speaker 2 So if someone tried to bully me, I go, talk to the Steve.

Speaker 1 I go, hey, you're big and dumb.

Speaker 2 I'm Dave.

Speaker 1 Will you be my bully enforcer? enforcer? I got picked on all the time.

Speaker 2 It was horrible. They'd be mad at you because you were smart.
What are you going to do? Win the chess championship? You're going to win the spelling beast bait? Is that your plan? You know, right?

Speaker 1 They go, how is reading 47 books the most in the school when you were in fifth grade? And I go, it's fine.

Speaker 1 And they go, ooh, I didn't see that coming.

Speaker 2 I was good at dodgeball. I'm telling you, I was good at all.
I was good at all of it. I couldn't do tetherballs.
That was a height-orientated, dodgeball, I was a speed demon.

Speaker 1 Tether balls. All right.
Overrated.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 Is there any more?

Speaker 1 Or should we wrap it up?

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 1 I have to go into Happy Madison today.

Speaker 2 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 1 Just,

Speaker 2 oh,

Speaker 1 this might be fun for you, Dana. You can be Gene Simmons Roadie for a day, and it's only $12,500.

Speaker 2 So you pay $12,500. So you pay.

Speaker 2 You pay it. Gene Simmons is a brilliant businessman.

Speaker 2 Why don't we get a roadie for Superfly?

Speaker 2 I'm going to get this for you for Christmas.

Speaker 2 Maybe we'll do online.

Speaker 1 We'll ask on YouTube who would pay the most to fly here and sit with Heather, and you could laugh at all our jokes that most aren't funny at all.

Speaker 1 Not bad. Heather's laughed at three today, three out of 1,000.

Speaker 2 Not great ideas. How many times did she nod off? How many times times did she nod off today?

Speaker 1 Sometimes I look, sometimes she's smiling, and sometimes she's just literally drifting off.

Speaker 2 But you can't help it. It's an answer.
She tilted once, and I saw her just peeking out of a sleeping bag, looking at you, and then she's

Speaker 2 that you're

Speaker 2 tilted. I think Greg cut that part out, but Heather was like, oh my God, what am I going to do? How do I get away?

Speaker 1 Last week when she was six, she was sitting on the floor, leaning against a chair, half laying on the floor. But she showed up.
She's tough.

Speaker 2 Are you all good now, Heather?

Speaker 1 She's close. We talked about this one.

Speaker 2 Pretty close. There's a lingering fatigue and a little bit of a cough.
That's what happened to me. You

Speaker 2 missed the 50th.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 1 And you were missed at the 50th.

Speaker 2 We need

Speaker 2 the 50th. I won't be at the 60th.

Speaker 1 I'm waiting until the 100th.

Speaker 1 Why won't you be at the 60th? Were you saying you won't go or you will go?

Speaker 2 I will be at the 60th. Okay.

Speaker 2 Garonte.

Speaker 1 um here's john levins hey lawn am i in the 60th

Speaker 2 should i book my flight i don't know we don't know yet we're going to do a smash cut you're going to be in a toys r us

Speaker 2 uh

Speaker 2 unicycle and you won't really know why you're there and you'll say i'm not really mad i just want to know why i'm here that's what i did last time

Speaker 2 you're going to get out you're going to be playing with tinker Toys, you know, Tinker Toys, and you're going to build an image that'll look rapper.

Speaker 2 Is it our Tinker Toy rapper? I love that. That's not bad.

Speaker 1 What's up, yo? I'm fucking Tinker Toys.

Speaker 2 You can't tell who's a rapper anymore. It used to be the, you know,

Speaker 2 Shambozi is this great country Western. I, ironically, is a teetotaler, but Shambozy.

Speaker 1 No, his name is Sham Wowzy.

Speaker 2 No, and he's he was the sweetest,

Speaker 2 sweetest. Shamuzzi was such a stud.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, he was very nice. He is a stud, and he's got this great country western.
We should, you know, we need monikers, we need nicknames. We're just Dana and David.
We should be something else.

Speaker 2 I'm going to call you SCSI What

Speaker 1 SCSI was

Speaker 2 a bear. SCSI What with a question mark?

Speaker 1 No, my name's Pump Fake.

Speaker 2 Hmm.

Speaker 2 My name is Lemon Meringue.

Speaker 2 Oh boy.

Speaker 1 All right, listen.

Speaker 2 I have to go to a press conference about the iHeart Awards.

Speaker 1 It all comes back.

Speaker 2 I've got a citation 10 waiting for me to go down and

Speaker 2 get the actual award and bring it back. I'll get the original, we'll get you a copy.
No, but anyone who listens to us, thank you, because it

Speaker 2 keeps the lights on most of the time. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Fact that we want anything is shocking.

Speaker 1 Anyway, I appreciate it. And thanks for tuning in.
Any comments in the YouTube, we read them. Maybe I'll read some on the air next week just so we can

Speaker 2 get some feedback. Yeah, get some feedback because I don't know about my little shtick today if it was really landing, but be vote on that.
Remember, it's rough.

Speaker 2 It's rough draft.

Speaker 1 It's undercooked, yes.

Speaker 2 Undercooked. See, I'm fishing when I do this podcast.
And then if I see the reaction, I'll go more. If I see another kind of reaction, I'll go les.
No, I'll just do it.

Speaker 1 I'll see if you get a little nibble on the line.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, thanks, everybody.

Speaker 1 This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly is executive produced by Dana Carvey and David Spade, Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman. Hope you liked it.