SUPERFLY #59 - We Won an Award!

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Oh, fuck. We got to keep that in.
Dana, did you know? Oh, fuck. I know.
What happened? You don't know where your banana is? God damn it. Look, I love bananas, by the way.
Banana Gate was a big hit last week. But I have better banana.
I took pictures of my banana. You know what? I'll send them in.
You know what? I'll send them in. So what? I'll send them in So Heather, be ready Guess what? I'll do it right after New nickname for you Potassium boy Potassium boy, how are you today? What's wrong with banana boy? Banana boy, alright Pot.
Potassium beat. God damn it.
Potassium. Well, because they're full of potassium.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know. Okay.
That is not even why I eat them. Fun fact alert.
Stallone, when he wanted to seem dumber as Rocky, he wouldn't eat any bananas. And the lack of potassium would kind of lower his IQ.

Fun fact.

Jesus.

But at first it was like, yo, Adrian, how you doing?

Then no bananas for a month.

Yo, Adrian.

No bananas for two years.

Then he just eat rocks.

Can we just say something quickly about Sylvester Stallone? The's a genius He's brilliant So anyway go ahead Should we show where the movie's Staying alive John Travolta walks out Where he directs it Where he's beginning It's Travolta Iting alive, staying alive. And he's in the crowd in New York, you know, the same thing.
He doesn't walk like this, though. I don't know what that's about.
Potassium P. He walks like this.
He walks like John Travolta. He walks like a dancer.
Yeah, he walks like a dancer, and in the crowd in New York, he bumps into a dude, and you turn and it's alone who was the director he's doing a hitchcock if you get the reference yeah and then he's also he looks more like he was in cobra cobra well he's always jacked they had a behind the scenes of bts i saw i think on mtv years ago and travolta in between takes he's like no i'm going down the street like this and I'm bouncing around and then slide hits me and I turn. I don't see his face till the camera comes around.
So I think you should change the shot. So long said you do it.
You do. I do what I do.
Rub a chicken. Capisce.
You know what? This movie needs more Easter eggs I love a good Easter egg Yeah, Easter eggs equals We did it in We did it in Greece You know, more Easter eggs Makes for more box office So I need a fucking airplane Taylor Swift has a lot of Easter eggs In her videos We have to figure it out later But that one that one's more obvious. But I will say, I have a banana that looks like maybe an Ewok face, and I have a banana picture that looks like something else funny.
I'm going to put them in, and then we'll just pop them in while we talk. Okay, I have a question now.
Yeah, go ahead. In the gross meter, when you're going to peel a fruit, and a lot of people don't know that an avocado is a piece of fruit.
If you open up that avocado and you see dark brown spots, or a banana looks good on the outside, mushy and brown. Which one's more grotesque? Send us your letters.
You know, I get this question a lot, Dana. I would say avocado, I'll cut out the black.
I don't care. And a banana, I almost don't care about anything.
If I, I really like avocados. And if I get one that's like not quite there, it, yeah, I don't, it's not good.
It goes right in the trash. And I talked to Stallone about that because.
Yeah, if you open the avocado, it's got a lot of brown spots. You got to chuck it.
Rub it, chicken. Capisce.
Some of the old BTSs from Rocky are he'd eat, crack open 12 avocados and then try to slam them down. And, there's 12 eggs.
Yeah, they wound up with eggs. Potassium, Pete.
I got to work on my spoon. They tried it with every fruit.
I used to do a lot better. I got to work on it.
I got to get warmed up with these impressions. People, don't send in your letters.
But my Travolta was like this, you know, very much. Dana, this is a good time to bring up how on earth did we win an award last night with this garbage podcast? Based on this last three and a half minutes is what.
So anyway, we have an announcement to make. I'll let Potassium Pete and or AKA David Spade.
What happened, David, to our podcast? What happened? Well, apparently there's an iHeart award for, they have an award ceremony every year, I think in Austin, Texas. Not to be confused with Austin-tacious.
They have an award for every, or a lot of types of podcasts. And we were up for, which I don't think for sure I knew, comedy podcast of the year.

They have a lot of specific categories.

Yes.

Newscaster, serious news.

Political, comedy, music.

Political, lifestyle, whatever.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But only one.

We could name those.

Yeah.

So we were up against some good competition. I think Nikki Glaser, I think.
Great. Maybe Rogan, maybe Call Her Daddy.
Rogan the goat. Anyway, we won and it's very exciting.
And we just heard that last night. And shockingly, no, not that shockingly.
We do a good job, I think, but all those are good.

So it's just sort of the way it is, but I'll take it.

I'll take whatever the situation is.

I'll take it.

Well, first of all, it's very old school because you would normally auto, auto,

audio text me.

And I actually, it was like 11 o'clock at night, bum, bum, bum, knock at the door.

And they said a telegram from Mr. David Spade.
So I'm opening the telegram from you last night. Look, iHeartRadio, comedy podcast of the year.
Stop. You and David Spade, congratulations.
Stop. Stop.
I'm telling you, this is the greatest podcast anyone's ever seen. Stop.
You are the winner and champion. Tonight you're on top of the world.
Tomorrow you may be

nowhere. Stop.

And finally I stop.

And then I say,

so now how do I send

this? Do I pay you? Stop.

And I'm like, that wasn't supposed to be part of it.

Well, I love that old-fashioned

1920s thing. Telegram

from Mr. Danagane from

Mr. David Hinius Spadeade also known as potassium pete i'm working that one but anyway let's go back to the winning look it's always feels good we you know it is kind of a small deal that's all actually kind of a big deal because they don't say you won comedy podcast

they add of the year which gives it so much gravitas it sounds so and the winner of 2024

podcast of the year is fly on the wall and that's why it seems so big of the year it's

funny at the oscars they don't say the the best of the year. They just say best movie, right? I think so.
And look, we have a lot of- I like comparing it to the Oscars. Sorry, Conan.
You killed it. You were great at the Oscars.
Oh, boy. Oh.
Happy winners are disgustingly gross in a turnoff. And then we're fans of all the people who didn't even get nominated.
Shane Gillis, farewell. We're extra giddy today, which is kind of gross.
No, are we extra giddy? We're not taking it that seriously, are we? We're drinking the Kool-Aid. It's so sickening.
There's nothing funnier than a bad winner, and we probably never win again. Oh, we're sickening.
Sorry, Joe Rogan. I will say shout out to Bowen Yang because Bowen Yang and his won the best podcast of the whole year, of everybody.
Of just any podcast categories that's podcast damn yeah um he's a uh we work together friend of the show i worked with him over 10 weeks a great guy uh he's fee-fi-fo-fum i smell an emmy nomination i think he's gotten four in a row I'm an A- Nomination? This is one I would tease my friend John Lovitz. Fee, five, fo, fum.
Whoops. Somebody got a nomination.
But it's an an and an am. I don't know.
Fitting perfectly. Are we really giddy, Greg? Or are we just punchy? Yeah, we're sick.

I'm just punchy.

You're punchy from your long gig you did on the weekend, right?

And your big coffee cup you're trying to lift.

God dang, look at that.

I know.

Listen, it's not a big cup.

Doesn't it look big?

It does look giant in the frame, but where does it look back here?

David, you don't know about ratio or photography.

Look, look.

I don't.

And then I take a sip and it's up here.

How do you have a small cup now?

I don't know.

But here, look, this spreads around.

We have a lot of, look, everybody, all our peers are great.

Of course, we're joking around.

We're very lucky to get it and it's an honor.

But it's all over the world.

Like our podcast is in Thailand and all over the world. Oh, my God.
And we have fans. Well, but it's all over the world like our podcast is in thailand and all over

the world and we have fans well every podcast is all over the world so there's a gentleman in japan who i've done before and he's he's very nice but he lives he's a fan in japan he lives in a very active seismic area of japan a lot of earthquakes over there i heard And he got a telegram too.

After you telegram me, I telegrammed him.

And then he's reading. seismic area of Japan.
Right. A lot of earthquakes over there, I heard.
And he got a telegram, too.

After you telegram me, I telegrammed him.

And then he's reading it.

What's up?

Oh, fireball.

I-hot.

Oh, here's all.

And then an earthquake hits, you know.

Whoa.

Sato.

That's not too bad so far. Then he went back to the telegram.
That was more like a tremor, I feel.

Uh-oh, it's starting again.

Jesus. And then it goes back to Telegram.
Can we do that? He's not even. Well, we've done it a hundred times.
Yeah, I think we can. We can do it.
We're going to. Like all balance.
Don't get our award taken away immediately. By the way, we're still talking about the award is great.

Okay, what does Red Redneck he say about it?

This is a redneck gets an earthquake down in Mississippi.

I can't believe Dan and Garni and David Spudler got the damn best comedy podcast of the year.

That's good news, man.

That's good news.

He's talking to a friend and then all of a sudden, what the model fuck? They don't get earthquakes in Mississippi. I like that version.
Okay. I could do every nationality, but there's something about a Japanese gentleman in an earthquake.
So something about it. I like the people that are listening,

like going,

you're please still not talking about this award.

Yes,

we are.

Yes, we're,

we're putting bits in between that we,

you know,

we're screaming at the rooftops.

Are we too serious about this?

Are we giddy about it?

Look,

we won the I heart.

Just to reiterate

comedy

podcast a year and no one

thought we could win it

and we won it

and I don't care what anybody says

sorry. I like when

like a best

actor or actress will win

the award at the Oscars and they go

and then toward the end of their

just I like when a best actor or actress will win the award at the Oscars. And then toward the end of their speech, they go,

and to my other fellow nominees, you're so good.

Oh, my God.

You're not the best, but you're so good.

You're so close.

And there's always next year.

And you really do a good job.

You're not this, but you're –

And I'm not –

That's really good for you. I'll be honest.
Okay. I'm going to make a confession.
I'd only seen Dune 2. I watched the Oscars because Conan was so great.
But I didn't know. And it was sort of weird when someone's greatest moment superstar.
And it's like Barbara Fleekwo is now winning. Hi, my name's Barbara Fleek.
I mean, I don't know. I'm Ed Klocknick and I am the cinema chocker.
I just didn't know anybody, man. And the names were weird.
Makes you feel either old or just out of it where the only one I saw was Esnora. Whoa.
That was a little Hollywood minute dig. No, Enora dig no anora i haven't seen it take me three times to get through it because the first half hour is like sex and a strip club and all this sounds great but i kept going if this is up for best movie like where are we going with this where are we going i think it had too much of a runway to get into it.
It was just a long ramp up.

And then it got more interesting second half, of course,

but best movie of the year.

I don't know.

I thought Dune 2 was pretty cool.

And I'm not really all over those type of movies.

I thought it was very well done.

I thought it was brilliant.

And I'll tell you what, look, here's the deal.

You know, it's no one's-

Come on, here's the deal.

Here's the deal, I'm not kidding around. Come on.
Here you go want an Oscar faster than anyone's ever wanted Oscar in our life. The winner goes to Joe Biden.
So, Oscar Meyer had a wiener. Oscar Meyer had a wiener dog with mustard and mustard and pickles on the dog of the wiener thank you joe no um in not profound look we have live streaming we have a billion movies and it just dilutes the process it's not anyone's fault in my day in the 70s you would have movie stars that you would never see anywhere except the oscars nicholson john wayne would be there, Burt Lancaster, Cary Grant.
Bob Redford. Everybody had seen the movie.
Everyone had seen The Godfather. Liz Taylor.
Or Alien or whatever, Liz Taylor. So it's just a different kind of situation.
Yeah, they're not all on fucking Snapchat. Christ sakes, you know.
You don't get to see Robert Redford doing TikTok. What is this? The winner won 2,100 people saw the people, the best picture of the year, Carthy.
I will tell you this. This might be one of our stories, but a Nora.
I'm not making fun of it. It's a pretty good movie.
Did you name it Ignora? Was that your pun, Ignora? Ignora is better than I said. Snora.

Oh, ignora. I didn't see ignora.

Fucking that's hot.

I can't believe I topped you. You're the king of that stuff.

Yeah, I like that one better.

Huh?

Oh, we do have a young lady in Busboys that I flirt with in the movie that was had a part in ignora. uh we can make fun of Anora because it won so who cares but uh she was great in she there's not many people in Anora if you've seen it there's it's a small movie small cast not that many locations that's why it was six million dollar movie but the girl that plays the competitive uh dancer in her club with the red hair is in busboys that's interesting isn't it that's interesting you know she's good i like her i like that a six million dollar movie that's just real and cool and i haven't seen it can win the oscar i mean back in the day you'd have these 300 million, like the Titanic when it's going down.
By the way, I don't know why, when it was going down and Rose and Jack, DiCaprio and Heather, the woman. Thanks for clearing that up.
Kate Winslet. Kate.
So they, as the ship's going down, the billion dollar movie, one of the greatest scenes in the history of film when they ride the ship they say before that for an hour they call each other every second by their name rose rose this way rose jack where this way come down here rose rose jack jack rose you think by two hours into the movie they would know each other's names i don't say david every time I talk to you. No, you know what happens when you write a movie, and this is true, this is real.
Inside baseball. You go away from a scene, you write it for a couple of days, you go to the next scene, and you're like, hey, hey, Rose, can we, you forget.
And then you realize you almost start every scene with someone saying the other one's name because you don't see it in a row. And then when you see it cut together, you're like, holy shit.
No one says like, when I'm with you, I barely call you Dana. It's just, you know what? We just talk.
And, and in movies, you gotta be careful. You say someone's name sometimes too much.
Yeah. Yeah.
That's the point. And also screenwriters tip from a sometimes actor.

I don't like when I read a script and there's just,

my character has so many exclamation points.

It's like,

first thing I do is get rid of every exclamation point.

Hello,

exclamation point.

How's it going?

Exclamation point.

Where you yell in all caps.

Everything is all caps.

Yeah.

All right.

Let's Kanye this script down a bit.

Now, what about this? And I saw a rough cut of Titanic and it was temp sound because they didn't have all the money. Yeah.
Okay, cool. Yeah.
And when the ship was going down, it was an hour of just you hear blub, blub, blub, blub, because he didn't have all the real noises in yet. Oh, funny.
Yeah. Blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, blub, bl Yeah.
It was just someone doing that, I guess. But it sounded real.
But then they added like screaming later and actual good sounds. Just an insert and a callback to Bo and Yang.
One of the ways that I first noticed how funny it was is when he played the iceberg that was hit by the ship. From Titanic.
That is that is a tie how do you think i felt you know that was just a funny take it was a good bit a very good bit also throwing back to anora again that one of the stories i read over the last week was it cost six million and it was an interesting little tidbit that they spent $18 million on an Oscar push with advertising. So three times the budget.
You know, it's the way the way. I mean, our advertising budget for this show is.
$27 million? I was going to say $39. We could go one way or the other.
It's way much. It's 1 billion a year.
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What applies though, Dana? Terms and conditions.

I will say, and I don't know if we mentioned this earlier about the iHeart Award, but we forgot to tell everybody to like vote for it.

I don't know if we were a thousand percent aware to say, hey, everybody get on there

and click.

So that's even more shocking that we would get something out of that. Well, wait a minute.
So it was open to just people that voted for it? I would imagine. It's just they have so – Oh, wow.
I don't know. I don't know how people would vote, but we appreciate it.
So we are very humbled, and it's very nice that we got that. We will maybe stop talking about it now, but I think that's a lie.
Well, i just heard um oh we're getting a message i don't think it was a voting thing more like an academy i think hold on we'll come back to this put a pick by the way i'm a fan of uh bobby kennedy jr because he's a shit disturber and um he looks cool you watch him you know you know he walks into that chamber he's a he's a kennedy you know he comes from that vibe he's all tan ripped too and he's ripped and and he has dystonia which my

brother has on his hand it's just a rigidity in his vocal cords and his voice is pretty cool i think big pharma big pharma and the pharmaceutical companies in the big egg are poisoning our children and i figure why not get an A.I.J.F.K.

So that translates. I'll use

A.I.J.F.K.

Commencing A.I.

J.F.K.

The big agriculture

and the big farmers,

they are indeed poisoning

our children. We criticize

and we ask questions, not because

it's easy, but because it's hard just the thought i like it yeah what about that his voice sometimes the funniest thing is in the middle of that you gave yourself a thumbs down and i don't know why i'm on a thing i don't know look these bits aren't worked out and i just thought uh i just like these non-status quo dudes like Bobby Kinnage. And I heard him on Rogan for three hours.
And I kind of got his whole thing. You know, people say his voice is a bit irritating, which is rude because it's an affliction.
But he said if he did get this new appointment that he would, instead of giving speeches, he would set up a group chat with America. And then it would be less irritable.
He would just talk and then we could all look and listen to it. I don't.
That's another bit. And it didn't, it didn't seem to do that great.
But that's funny. Some of these are undercooked.
No, no, no. I was was just i was thinking yeah i know that's funny

i thought it sounded you played it so straight i thought oh group chat you know i know group chat sounds funny he gets on whatsapp join me on whatsapp but it it doesn't really bother me i think he does very well with it and you get used to it let me go with aijfk comm Commencing AIJFK. I don't think my voice is a problem.
I think I've presented very well with it. And I speak this way, not because it's easy, but because it's hard.
Okay. We right.
Well, I love doing JMK. You tweaked it up up You know where that reference is We don't do it Because it's easy because it's hard Yeah that's from some famous speech We endeavor to go to the moon Before the end of this decade We don't do it because it's easy We do it because it's you finish it We don't fake the landing because it's easy We fake it because it's hard we pretend to go to the moon not because it's easy because it takes technical difficulties it's hard we have actors we have sets and props we don't actually go to the moon but we pretend that we go to the moon that's capricorn 10 i think i don't know all right here we go i love capricorn i heart i so i heart.
Okay. Podcast winners in each category will be determined by a panel of blue ribbon podcast industry leaders, creatives, and visionaries.
I'm all three of those things. Each year, podcast fans help decide.
At least that's what it says on my LinkedIn. Decide the winner.
Yeah. Oh, okay.
They vote online. Okay.
iHeart Podcast Awards. All right.
I just want to thank the overvoting. Now we have a whole new thing.
I just can't believe that people vote. Okay.
I'm doing Mark Pitta, by the way. Let's get.
Should we get to the headlines or do we have any or do you have any more stories? I have one more. I'm working on Elon Musk and I don't really have it, but the fact that he talks very soft and lilting.
And I think it's funny when Trump is sitting next to him and the tie is really long and Trump's just sitting listening to Elon. And the tie is touching the ground.
Elon goes on for five minutes. So we can't afford it.
The government is spending too much money. If we get the government spending down, the inflation will come down.
And then they go, Mr. President, Trump goes, what he said, what he said, he's a smart cookie.
He's a smart cookie. He's a tough cookie.
He's a sweet cookie. He's a cookie crumble.
He's a cookie monster. He's a chips ahoy.
He's a Lorna Dune. Remember Lorna Dune? Everybody loves Lorna Dune.
So that's my little cookie run. It's a good one, actually.
These are things I share on the podcast. Now that all these people voted for us, just as embryonic beginnings, I want them to come out on our podcast first and then later on talk shows.
You know? Okay. Anything about your gig on the weekend or no? I played a recreational vehicle park in Arizona.
It's called Bob's RV Park. And it was thousands of RVs and little houses.
We got the best shitters in the greater Arizona area. By the way, the native son of Arizona is one David Potassium Pete Spade.
So you came up. But yeah, here's the thing about that.
They had like a theater, a couple thousand people. They were the nicest audience.
It was 55 and up and they were the nicest, coolest audience. Tons of energy.
So don't judge an RV park by its size. I didn't.
You were a little- For winter, they would auction off an arrowhead. You know, when I'm in Arizona, we'd always find arrowheads in the ground.
Oh, that's kind of hip from the Native American population. That we took over, yeah, I guess, or whatever.
Stole it more like. They used to hang out there.
That's how I soften it a bit. Yeah, they would always be buzzing around there.
Well, that's kind of my schtick. Why don't you, let's do things.
I don't have any schticks about my week. I don't know, really.
Where'd you play? What are you guys doing on Saturday? What are you doing on Saturday? What are you doing on Saturday? Oh, this Saturday we're going to Fantasy Springs. Tomorrow night, Fantasy Springs.
Well, it's actually closer to India. Not that anybody's counting, but it's in the Palm Springs.
You know, they're doing the Indian Wells Tennis Tournament. I wonder if it's on purpose that we're there during that.
Huh. Interesting.
Well, it was the combine when we were playing Indianapolis. So maybe they're just booking sporting events and different things, kind of knowing it would boost our ticket sales.
Because I was talking to Theo about maybe doing a show night before UFC events in cities because we have similar crowd, you know, and sometimes people get in the night before, there's nothing to do. But that's similar.
That's whatever. It'll be fun.
Fantasy Springs, it's a pretty big room, so we're excited to play it. And we will hope to see you there.
And we will report on it next week. Hold on.
Commencing JFK

interface for David Spade.

We are playing a Fantasy Springs

casino and we

feel that it's going to be a good show.

We'd love to all see you there.

We don't do it because it's easy.

We do it because it's...

We don't drive all the way to Palm Springs

because it's easy.

We do it because it's a long way. But we will do it and it's...
Yeah. We don't drive all the way to Palm Springs because it's easy.
We do it because it's a long way.

But we will do it and bring the show hard.

And we will do sets of comedy.

Then we will come out together, take questions and answers from the crowd.

DC scene, JFK interface.

I'm not going to show the crowd my wiener because it's easy.

I'm going to...

Oh, you get it. Okay.
That's so bad. It's brilliant.
First story, ex Olympic snowboarder, Ryan wedding among FBI's 10 most wanted for alleged role. He's this guy's Olympic snowboarder, Heather.
He's tied into a a one billion dollar he runs a billion dollar cocaine ring unless he got murked did anything happen to him i don't know i mean have you heard this story dana he was in the olympics i did see it and you know what most olympic i'm not forgiving what he's just decided to make money ass but most olympic athletes make that much money. A few do.
So I'm not sure. Exactly.
Exactly. I would be getting into this field.
You know, Olympics are tough because I love them, but it's grueling all day training, all your life. That's all, you know, for maybe a 10 second run.
And if you don't don't do it perfectly where are you do you do it four more years for the next olympics and what do you really really really get um because afterwards maybe you are if you win the gold maybe you're a coach maybe you go where do you go because you've spent all your time not in school you're training to be the best the best which is a huge achievement but after that where is a huge payoff it's like vets coming back it's like you do it for your country whatever country you come back and some countries really treat you well and some treat you medium i'm not saying we don't i'm saying america i love olympic athletes i think it's great but i want them to have more rewards going on in the future because it's a tough gig. Yeah.
I mean, for track and field, it's the most popular sport in the world for like a week every four years, but there's still the diamond league and other things. But yeah, the drama of it for us is so intense.
It's fun for the crowd. Yeah.
And then you, everyone knows that injuries or whatever there, they may not be there in four years. It's very hard to make the American track and field team.
And this year, the winner was the closest of all time, 0.0003 one hundredths of a second in the 100-meter dash. Noah Lyles.
Just literally like that. Oh, right.
I remember that. Yeah.
So, yeah, it makes it very dramatic. But I don't know most of them don't make a lot of money in track and field.
Not like a baseball or basketball player. He averages two points a game and grabs a rebound.
He plays six minutes a game, just signed a $78 million contract. But all good for athletes to get paid.
That's because the NBA is really well run. Is there no salary cap or something in the NBA? There's so much.
There is kind of rules like that, but they get well paid. And, you know, in the NFL, most players play four years and get out and run a car dealership.
They're not all Travis Kelsey. They don't all start a cocaine cartel like this guy? Well, that guy, yeah, get out of that and get back to snowboarding, bitch.
Okay, that's a good lesson. I don't know if he's busted or I guess- Well, I don't know why he went into cocaine, but he spent his life around white powder.
So could be a connection there. I do think it comes hand in hand.

Kevin Eland has such a great joke about that.

Okay.

All right.

What's the next story?

You'll have to go to Kevin and watch.

Yeah.

GOP outraged after trans singer.

This is your Bernie impression,

but there's some vulgar lyrics at one of his rallies,

which I don't think he saw coming.

Oh.

Have you heard the lyrics? They're too rough to even read here. Oh, oh.
And this is court of attacking Trump or something. Does your God have a big fat D word? Because it feels like he's effing me.
Does he shoot wads of honey and seed? Don't even read it.

Well, I'm editing it for the kids.

We have a huge under 10 fan base. Why Easter Sunday?

I don't know.

Yeah.

Wow.

Thank you, Grace.

He thanked Grace after.

Thank you, Grace.

So she gets booed off.

He covers for it.

She has the voice of an angel.

The voice of an angel. Let's play it again.
The voice of an angel. I'm Bernie Sanders.
And the billionaires and the billionaires are doing something. All right, we'll get off the story.
It's grosser than I thought. I like when you go, she's got the voice of an angel.
The voice of an angel. Okay, here we go.
We're back to SNL fun. How much does an episode of SNL cost? Do you want to guess, Dana? Do you know? I would say $3 million.
$3 million. Jesus Christ.
Okay, let's see. A single episode of SNL costs way more than you think, and that could be a problem when Lorne Michaels leaves.
The average SNL episode has about 10 sketches and two musical performances. There are currently 17 cast members total and 300 people in the credits each week.
So how much do you think all that costs? A single episode of SNL costs $4 million to make, which comes out to about $100 million a season. It turns out making 80 wigs, 150 costumes, a dozen sets each week, not to mention Lauren's high fee and all the other 300 salaries adds up.
But here's the thing. According to Vulture, SNL is still very valuable to NBC.
It remains the highest rated entertainment show on network television in the 18 to 49 demo. The only broadcast that get better ratings are live sports.
And because it's a legacy brand, NBC can charge a lot for its ads and sponsorship deals. But on a recent episode of the Town Podcast, industry insider Matt Bellany speculated that Lorne Michaels himself is holding the line on the show's budget because, quote, everyone is afraid of Lorne Michaels and that once he leaves, the budget is going to get slashed.
Bellany quoted a prominent producer in this space who believes a million dollars can be cut from each episode and that viewers wouldn't even know the difference. But one has to wonder if those cuts would significantly change the show.
I don't worry about SNL without Lorne because I think there are a lot of capable people who could run it, but budget cuts could hollow the show out from the inside. Huh.
Four million. I said- How much does a host get? Three.
No, 5,000 usually. 5,000, that's it? It's just an honorarium because it's like you get paid for the exposure and a cast member, you get paid for the exposure.
But those sets and 300 people, the crew, and all the different departments. Everybody's union.
And just how about the real estate to be in rockefeller plaza with taking over all those floors and studios and yeah there's a reason there's not a lot of snls around it's so freaking hard and the the hair department i mean it's so nerve-wracking because everything is last minute and then you have to be top-notch with a wig and a look and um you know it's just and they have to have everything at their fingertips like if you say i need uh this for this sketch and they can't leave the building a lot of times obviously they have to but sometimes they dig in the back and find something a prop a wig a piece of wardrobe they put it all together under extraordinary pressure and i I, one cast member, I won't say who, just went to a local church and sort of prayed during the dinnertime and then came back to do the show. So the pressure is so extreme.
The fact that it's live, like that's what I love about it. For me, if a sketch isn't working, I find that interesting and kind of funny.
I'm not rooting for it, but you're getting to see something not work quite the way they want. And believe me, I've been in a few of those duckies, so I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I've been in a couple. Is it sure? When you're in the sketch, you're like, what's going on? Why is this not working? And it's so horrible to try to finish it.
And then you run off grabbing the other guy going, what happened?

But you're already running to the next one.

Well, the worst is if you do the dress show and it kind of works,

you come out of 8H and there's a page desk and all the people kind of hanging

out right as you come out of 8H in your costume, your makeup.

Yeah.

The dress show, you come out first time they've seen it full tilt.

So they're, hey.

Hey.

And if the air show's not as good, you come out, and they kind of look down check their phone humiliating actually to get from the home base to the page desk through the doors is probably 15 seconds so you're hot off the presses of being in front of millions of people and then you walk right out and you're still like kind of flying high adrenaline. And it's fun to see everyone high five or do something or say good job or especially if it worked.
And then when it doesn't, it's the other way sick. When you're in the cold opening, the only time that the studio is, you know, quiet, but everyone's ready to move and I'm coming off the stage and I was going to just walk down this the front steps off

the main stage but i decided last minute to jump and as i was just jumping there was a guy with a trolley coming toward me and i thought fuck i may land on this moving trolley and break my back You know

But I didn't

Sorry

I was a little

I was springy for my age. I jumped further than you thought.
Whoops. Heather was really into that story and then it ended with nothing.
In summary, nothing happened. I leaped.
Yeah, nothing happened. You went like this.
But for a second in my head, I thought, holy shitski. And then I said, up, up, and away, and I jumped.
But still, my point is you can really fall and get hit by cameras, and everything is crazy. I mean, once they say they're out at commercial, meaning you're still on camera, the light goes off from red.
They go, now you've got two minutes from next sketch. Everybody bolts.
And so they're pushing props in, waiting for that millisecond. And they go because that New York sketch we did with Pete and John Mulaney, we could not get it right.
We kept running off while they pushed in tables and we were running into them. They kept going, cut spade.
You guys go this way.

They're coming this way.

Got it.

Ram into him again.

They're like, you don't get it.

What are you doing?

And they pushed the hot dog vendor out, push us in.

They put steam in the hot dogs, fake steam.

And we just kept going.

We're so dumb.

And the first AD is so tough.

He's like a Marine.

Chris.

And it wasn't.

He's great.

He's funny, but he really, he, he rules that area because he he's responsible for safety doors open and they're opening doors for sketch doors closed guys you got to go faster you got to go fast let's do it again yeah doors open closed so he has to run a tight ship he's the one we were a full hazard he said he knew we were all idiots yeah he says five seconds for people who watch the show oh he's the one that goes five seconds which was started by joe disco but he does i believe disco just anyway joe so joe yeah you know though you know him you love him the great the great the guy yeah started that i believe and chris does a great job of it and i'm sitting there and every

time he goes five seconds i can tell by the audience if it's going to be rocking or not

the way they respond yeah yeah okay next one

Spade is feisty.

Lots of energy.

I do have energy and I do have energy. And I do tell you, Dana, I'm running around all day doing lots of nothing, but I do a lot of it.
And I do showbiz stuff. I'm your typical showbiz phony.
You are busy. Yeah.
What I do sometimes is I do eat a lot because I have a little bit of low blood sugar. You eat consistently.
I do. That's a fair statement.
And I think people should anyway, but this Huel is a sponsor of ours. And so I didn't have it, but I got it, you know, because they're a new sponsor.
And then I grabbed it on the way out one day because sometimes I just don't want to eat a full meal. I don't want to eat even a protein bar.
Yeah. And it's just easier just to sip.
Sometimes I even sip it on the show because it's easier. Anyway, it's got 35 grams of protein, 27 vitamins and minerals.
It's low on sugar. It's all in a bottle.
It's very handy uh huel is a global complete nutrition brand it's got 500 meals sold so basically it's easy to run and gun with it so it tastes good uh and new customers shopping at huel.com can try it for 15 off plus a free gift using my code, not yours. Fly at Huel.com.

That's H-U-E-L dash. But yeah, so that's the one.
I think mine is chocolate, I think, but they have, yeah, Heather says yes. So it's great.
I mean, I think if you're busy and you need a balanced meal and you gotta,

gotta start to travel,

go drive.

This is the go-to the Huel black edition.

Yeah. There's no cooking.

There's no heating it up.

There's no,

you know,

you get a little hang.

It just,

it sort of evens me out.

Just go,

go,

go.

And then I do my jumping jacks or whatever I do.

This is you having Huel black edition.

Oh yeah.

Thanks Heather.

I'm going to go. do my jumping jacks or whatever I do.
This is you having Huel Black Edition. Oh, yeah.
Thanks, Heather. Acting it out.
And then here's me leaving the house. No, Huel is a perfectly balanced meal.
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Why? For the express purpose of outing, taken, or married men who may be going home to another woman. They're calling it divorce dust.
Apparently in a world where not everyone has joined their local are we dating the same guy group, women felt the need to get a bit more creative and apparently it's working allowing glitter to truly live up to its scientific name the herpes of crafts one woman says that's actually how i caught my ex-husband cheating i don't wear glitter but the other girl did i knew immediately so glitter's of artistic husband. But that would not be enough of a smoking gun.

In the old days, if I'd go to a strip club, also known as a dance club,

or go see the peelers where they peel their clothes off.

If you go to the peelers and they have glitter on,

my friend would say I would take my shirt and put it at the bottom of the hamper because it's got to get blended in and get the glitter off because that's the first side of trouble and so that's probably an interesting schemey way to find out if some guy's married and if they are that's that's shitty. So, hey, listen.
Every trick in the book, whatever it takes. I don't know who the new James Bond.
What? It's a way, if guys aren't coming out and being honest, it is a way to find out. I do like flushing them out of the brush because you get them caught.
So it's their fault. So he touches the woman who's covered in glitter.
It gets all over him. Then he goes home to his wife.
Hi, honey. She sees the glitter and all hail breaks loose.
And they're like, Dana wore a lot of glitter today. I just kind of rubbed up against them.
Well, sometimes in some husbands in Washington, D.C., they will get glittered up and they know it's a problem. So they they hire Senator John Kennedy to come in and sort of defend them to the wife.
Now, that's a good setup. We went around a long way.
We got there. I love it.
You are accusing your husband. Let me make sure I get it right here.

Get my notes here.

Let me get my notes.

You are accusing your husbands of infidelity because of some glitter.

Have you ever heard of a five and dime store?

They sell glitter, don't they?

And that is where your husband gets it.

Just simple yes or no.

Simple yes or no.

Your words, not mine.

Now there's extra.

I don't know.

I just threw him in.

I think Johnny Carson comes home to his wife, 1972.

Oh, sorry, Johnny.

I didn't know I had glitter on me.

Ed McMahon had a vomitorium drink and boom, a vomitorium with a twist. I told you earlier, we had a pinata full of glitter today to celebrate our one millionth episode.
I'm sure it's in your eye, Cal. I will say this.
They should use it in combat because if it comes down the glitter at some award or somewhere, you can never get all of it out. See, that's what they're counting on.
So I give kudos to those women for, and you know, how about not dating losers? Just a question mark. Yeah.
How about not dating married guys, but the married guys don't say it in fairness. And also if you pick up your date, she's covering glitter.
You just go, okay, we're just going to do fist bumps tonight. All right.
Let's move on. Even though this is glitter was also the name of a Mariah Carey movie.
I don't know if you you should go home and say this is okay go ahead listen we covered politics we cover we do everything here yeah sports snl and now here's science doctors look inside inside your head with these new glasses. In real time.
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So weird. Remember Star Trek? Yes.
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Spock, you can operate on my brain. Just make sure I can still think about the strip club.
Oh, we won't be touching that part of your brain, sir. I watched William Shatner last night in Deep Space Nine.

They did a mashup.

You did?

William Shatner from the 60s in Star Trek was in the future at Deep Space Nine.

And I couldn't believe it.

He was great.

I love that guy, man.

Can we have William Shatner back on our podcast?

We had him.

Yeah, we had him on Fly on the Wall. I love that guy again.
And he was just. What did you say, Heather? Put him on Superfly so you can have video.
Oh, yeah. He's on Fly on the Wall, a subsidiary of Fly on the Wall.
He's probably the most curious guest we ever had. Like he initially.
I'm curious. Do you guys feel the need to be

on all the time? That was the first thing

he thought of.

I have the need, the need for speed.

Oh, was that

fascinating? I can't believe it.

He said that the script

was kind of stilted and boring,

so you had to make all his lines, so that's why

he would pivot and talk like that.

Well, back to seven. You know, he just...
Oh, I'm trying to that's why he would pivot and talk like that. Well, back to seven.

You know, he just made up this rhythm.

And it was genius.

You just can't ever, you know, he was great.

And Leonard Nimoy.

I mean, come on.

Leonard Nimoy?

Nimoy.

Nimoy.

I haven't heard that.

Okay.

Anymore? Should we wrap it up? you can see when blindfolded oh is this autistic kids heather you think hmm they're able to play ping pong ride a bike i mean insane that they're smarter because of frequencies they have more senses it's several techniques being used different groups use different techniques but they all get to the same result is it autistic kids or kids with scientifically maybe it's just kids the amount of light inside the mask to show that there's zero light so technically that's the fuck around and find out basically you're asking your brain to control your vision which is well actually you don't see with your eyes you see what brain okay yes it's your brain i mean i see with my hands you know it's like the optical lens you know but actually vision eight years old that's me at the combine wow so if you there is no light technically you're not supposed to see because there's no reflection object and yet uh with that training you can see completely without your eyes in the dark so this is just you can take regular people and try to get the i don't know about that i feel like i'd fail that class blindfold them and somehow this device allows them to roller skate or jump around and they can see with their brain not with their eyes yeah when people pick something up that's mine i go see with your eyes not your hands so that's well with if you go i saw the long version and that she finally, toward the end, they can see with their brain. But sometimes you get really stupid people, like really dumb.
And we have them see with their brains and they get hurt immediately. So you have to have a certain basic IQ level for the device to work.
But some people are just, just morons. I mean, they are really, really stupid.
So I'm glad we didn't show that part.

Here's a clever thing you can say if you're a kid and you're on the playground,

it's a little thinky, but when people say they take your, they go, Oh, that's cool. Can I see it? And you pull back and you first, you say, see with your eyes, not your hands.
That's a good one

for kids. And then you see, then you go, Oh, there's no C in it.
It's all dry land. C-S-E-A.
I like that. Isn't that great? Here's a playground favorite, and I'm sure you used it.
Someone says, hey, Dana, you're stupid. I know you are, but what am I? That frustrates the shit out of little kids.
Try it, David. I'll do it to you.
David, you can't, you can't, you're, you can't see very well. I know.
Cause I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say to me bounces back and sticks on you.
I thought I'd say, I know you are, but what am I? Okay. I know.
I forgot that one. I went, I went to a new advanced one.
No, those are the classics. Heather.
I know you are, but what am I? I know, I forgot that one. I went to a new advanced one.

No, those are the classics. Heather? I know you are, but what am I? There you go.
She got it. She knows her cue.
Today, kids are more sensitive into psychology. They'd say, I know I am, and you're not, and start to cry.
So it's a different I know I am.

My dad left me when I was four.

That's what I usually would say.

And everyone would be like, oh boy, this song and dance again. Did you, did you get an enforcer as a kid? No, I wish.
I would always make best friends. Like in fourth grade, Steve Lee was the biggest, strongest kid.
So I said, he's going to be my new best friend. And then he was my my enforcer so if someone tried to bully me i go talk to the steve i'm i go hey you're big and dumb i'm dave will you be my bully enforcer i got picked on all the time it was horrible you because you were smart.
What are you going to do? Win the chess championship?

You're going to win the spelling bee spade?

Is that your plan?

You know, right? They go, how's reading 47 books the most in the school when you were in fifth grade?

And I go, it's fine.

And they go, ooh, I didn't see that coming.

I was good at dodgeball.

I'm telling you, I was good at dodgeball.

I was good at all of it.

I couldn't do tetherball.

That was a height orientated, but dodgeball, I was a at dodgeball. I'm telling you, I was good at dodgeball.
I was good at all of it. I couldn't do tetherball.
That was a height orientated, but dodgeball, I was a speed demon. Tetherball is overrated.
Okay. What are you going to do the rest of the day? Or should we wrap it up? No.
I have to go into happy Madison today. Okay.
Okay. Just.
Oh, this might be fun for you, Dana. You can be Gene Simmons roadie for a day and it's only $12,500.
So you pay $12,500. So you pay.
You pay it. Gene Simmons is a brilliant businessman.
Why don't we get a roadie for Superfly? I'm going to get this for you for Christmas. Maybe we'll do online.
We'll ask on YouTube who would pay the most to fly here and sit with Heather. And you could laugh at all our jokes that most aren't funny at all.
Not bad. Heather's laughed at three today.
Three out of 1,000. Not great.
And how many times did she nod off? How many times did she nod off today? Sometimes I look, sometimes she's smiling and sometimes she's just literally drifting off. But you can't help it.
It's an hour. The camera tilted once and I saw her just peeking out of a sleeping bag, looking at you, and then she zipped herself in.
That you're tilted. I think Greg cut that part out, but Heather was like, oh my God, what am I going to, how do I get away? Last week when she was six, she was sitting on the floor, leaning against the chair, half laying on the floor.
But she showed up. She's tough.
Are you all good now, Heather? She's close. We talked about this morning.
She's pretty close. There's a lingering fatigue and a little bit of a cough.
That's what happened to me. You had to, Mr.
50th. Right.
And you were missed at the 50th. We need, I won't be at the 60th.
I won't be at the 60th. I'm waiting till the hundredth.
Why won't you be at the, we're saying you won't go or you will go? I will be at the 60th. Okay, good.
I guarantee. Here's John Lovitz.
Hey, Lauren, am I in the 60th? Should I book my flight? I don't know. We don't know yet.
We're going to do a smash cut. You're going to be in a Toys R Us on a unicycle, and you won't really know why you're there and you'll say i'm not really mad i just want to know why i'm here that's what i did last time you're going to get out you're going to be playing with tinker toys you know tinker toys and you're going to build an image that'll look like me is there there a Tinker Toy rapper? I love that.

That's not bad.

What's up, yo?

I'm fucking Tinker Toys.

You can't tell it was a rapper anymore.

It used to be the-

You cannot.

Shambuzy is this great country western.

Ironically, he's a teetotaler, but Shambuzy.

No, his name is Shamwowsy.

No, and he was the sweetest-

Shamwow.

Sweetest. Shabuzy was the sweetest.
Shamwow. Sweetest.

Shaboozy was such a stud.

Yeah.

He was very nice.

He is a stud and he's got this great country western.

We should, you know, we need monikers.

We need nicknames.

We're just Dana and David.

We should be something else.

I know we're boring.

I'm going to call you Scuzzy what?

Scuzzy was, he was a bear. Scuzzy what? With a question mark.
No, my name's Pump Fake. Hmm.
My name is Lemon Meringue. Oh, boy.
All right, listen. I have to go to a press conference about the iHeart Awards.
It all comes back. I've got a Citation 10 waiting for me to go down and get the actual award and bring it back.
And I'll get the original. We'll get you a copy.
No. But anyone who listens to us, thank you.
Cause it keeps the lights on most of the time. Thank you.
The fact that we want anything is shocking. Um, anyway, appreciate it.
And, uh, thanks for tuning in any comments in the YouTube. We read them.
Maybe I'll read some on the air next week, just so we can get some feedback. Yeah.
I get some feedback because I don't know about my little shtick today if it was really landing.

Okay, vote on that.

Remember, it's rough drafts.

It's rough drafts.

It's undercooked, yes.

Undercooked.

I'm fishing when I do this podcast.

And then if I see the reaction, I'll go more.

If I see another kind of reaction, I'll go live.

No, I'll just do it.

I'll see if you get a little nibble on the line.

Yeah.

Okay, thanks, everybody.

This has been a presentation of Odyssey Superfly.

It's executive produced by Danny Carvey and David Spade,

Jenna Weiss-Berman of Odyssey, Heather Santoro, and Greg Holtzman.