Boco Teaser: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Pilot

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Yeah, so Buffy, it's her first day, and of course, like in Twilight, everyone's talking about the new kid.

It's all anyone talks about.

Did you guys talk about the new kids for that game?

Yes.

Okay.

And like, well, because everybody's looking for someone new to hook up with, because you've been with with the same group of kids every year, you know,

in your grade.

I love that.

I wish, I, I, I wish I grew up in a smaller place because I do feel, well, maybe yes and no.

I don't know.

Maybe then, you know, things kind of follow you around, but there is something nice about,

you know, growing up with the same people instead of schools that are packed with 2,000 kids.

Yeah.

Well, I mean, my

high school, it was like, I don't know how many people.

We had like 500 kids a grade.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think.

But we all pretty much knew each other.

And so, if you saw a new person, you'd be like, Cool, fun.

Where are they from?

What's the story?

But I remember in elementary school, that was really exciting.

Yeah.

New kid was there because your classrooms are much.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I remember in elementary school, if there was a new person, we were like, New person, yeah,

new friend, maybe

if there was a new kid, I had a crush on them

in elementary school.

Okay, well, yeah, maybe this is more realistic than I realized.

well she's also hot and has a skirt so short you should wear a hair net with it

like it is the sluttiest skirt i've ever seen and after going to you know school in America where your like shorts have to be fingertip length

and then I went to Catholic school where they would make you kneel on the ground and they put a ruler between your legs

from the back and measure your skirt from the ground.

Catholics, what are you doing?

It was crazy.

And you couldn't wear wear pants.

I was like, why don't you just have us wear fucking pants?

That solves it if this is.

Well, because then the ruler person doesn't have a job.

Exactly.

What it makes you have to measure.

It was crazy.

The dudes could just be in the hallway with their pants and belts on and stuff and ties, and then we're all like kneeling on the ground like fucking hentai porn.

And it was fucking nuts.

So Buffy's checking out the vamp the library.

That's where she meets Giles.

He's the watcher.

I kind of like the like,

I mean, I'm guessing guessing he'll come up in Hunk Watch, Giles.

Oh, yeah, there is no other hunk.

Sure.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Spike.

Oh, Spike.

Yeah, down the line.

A lot of iconic hunks in this show.

But yes, Giles.

I just want him

to

scold me for getting bad grades.

Sure.

Yeah.

With his British accent.

Yeah.

Like, get up in my ear and tell me I'm a disgrace.

I was wondering, I was like, I get why he has to be British, but but can't he be from Boston?

Matt, Matt, he needs to be British.

Yeah, I know, but what if that guy was a fucking Boston?

I need.

So the hell mouth, I can't do the accent.

If I could, it'd be great for a bit.

That would be a good for me.

Wouldn't that be fun?

Boston Watcher?

Boston Watcher would have ruled.

He's also in.

I'm the Watcher.

I'm the Watcher.

Hey, I'm the Watcher.

I come from a long line of watches.

My grandpa was was a watcher.

Yeah.

We get in my dad's corner store.

Stake those vampires and we'll go to donkeys.

Ben Affleck as the watcher.

Hard R words.

Whoa, hey, watcher.

Come on, man.

It's a different time.

Call your cousin that.

You don't say that.

The watcher.

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