Hell Comes To Frogtown, with Leonard Smith Jr.

This is Free with Ads, the podcast that asked the question: why pay Netflix eight bucks a month to watch the action classic Mad Max Fury Road when you can go online for free and watch a movie with the same basic plot, but it's better because it has a professional wrestler wearing a metal diaper while he gets seduced by a glamorous frog woman.

I'm Jordan Morris.

And I'm Emily Fleming.

Today's movie is Hell Comes to Frogtown, a movie about mutant frogs starring rowdy Roddy Piper.

And that was originally titled Croak Back Mountain.

With us, as always, is the super producer, the He Freak Matt Lieb, hitting us with those radioactive drops.

Eat lead froggies.

There you go.

Eat lead froggies.

Eat lead froggies.

In the original intro,

a little peek behind the curtain here.

I know we have a lot of process nerds in the audience who love to hear about our process.

They love to know how the sausage is made.

Give us that sausage,

they say.

Instead of Croakback Mountain, I originally went with Mad Max Fury Toad.

Oh, that's good, too.

But this movie,

there are two sequels to it.

No.

One of them is called Toad Warrior, so I just went the other way with it.

That's fair.

Wait, is it the same as Rowdy Rowdy Piper?

Rowdy Rowdy Piper is not in them.

Yeah, but the third one is samurai-themed, I think.

Anyway, okay.

But hey,

we'll get into Hell Comes the Frogtown later.

But first, we have a wonderful guest here with us today.

He's a stand-up comic, an improviser, and a regular on the Good Mythical Morning Family of YouTube shows, Leonard Smith Jr.

Hi, Leonard.

Hey, hello, hello, Croakback Mountain.

Wow, that was a good one.

Thank you, thank you.

Let's all go around and say what we liked about the joke.

No, it was wild.

It was how funny we thought the intro was.

I was...

Sitting there watching this and I got pretty high and I was like, wait, this is fury.

Leonard, that's no way to watch Hell Comes to Frogtown.

Yeah, you're supposed to watch it after reading the entire Bible cover to cover.

During the first commercial break, I was like, let me smoke.

Some more.

Let me smoke some more.

We will be talking more about Hell Comes to Frogtown.

But because we have a wonderful guest, we're going to do a segment we call Talk to Guest.

Talk to guest.

Leonard, when we were emailing about you doing the show, you said

you wanted something sci-fi, something dystopia.

You like a dystopia.

You're a man who loves a dystopia

future.

Oh, that's sea.

Wow.

Dystodia.

They did it.

They did it.

They did it.

A couple bangers already.

Five minutes in.

If you love puns, happy birthday to you.

Oh.

Wow.

This is great.

No, this is funny that this was your choice because I recently got a new roommate and he has Amazon and I don't have an Amazon account, and I refuse to use Amazon because I hate Jeff Bezos and

Amazon and online shopping.

But if he's got it, I'm going to use it.

And I've been watching Fallout.

I'm like three or four episodes in

the video game adaptation.

I like that show.

Yes, and it is very good.

And then I watched this,

which is as good, would you say?

Yeah, yeah, pretty close.

Pretty close.

Yeah, I'm, you know, and I

had fun.

I've grown up loving sci-fi thrillers, dystopian books and movies.

So this is a great choice.

I wasn't sure what you're going to give me.

Are you a man?

Like, are you a, are you a fan of dystopian stuff in the way that you have an apocalypse plan?

Are you a guy that likes...

Are you a prepper?

Are you a prepper?

That's what we're after.

And you prepp.

At this point in my life, I can't afford to be a prepper.

But yeah, I guess it needs a little, you need a little disposable income.

bit disposable.

Get in the bunker.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get the dehydrated, chilly.

In my mind, there are at least maybe two to three times a month where I'm like, I should have more gallons of water or I should have more of this or I should have more of that.

But honestly, if there was...

an apocalyptic situation i'm basically gonna stay in my apartment until the electricity goes out and then i'm gonna kill myself so that's oh yeah that's probably what i'm gonna do

i'm gonna play ps5 until i can't anymore

I'm going to finally try and finish Elden Ring.

Yeah, and then I'm going to kill myself.

That's so early in the apocalypse when the just when the power goes out.

I don't have a family.

I don't have a wife.

I have nothing to live for.

I mean, at that point, there's still like food.

Like, things are not that bad when the power just goes out.

I'm going to go down fighting people.

You're going to go down fighting people.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to go out.

If I don't have access to it.

My taser and my two knives.

What's the point of living if I can't have cheese?

You know what I'm saying?

Like, if,

you know, I don't know how to make cheese.

Maybe that's what I should learn to do for the post-apocalyptic situation is learn how to make cheese.

Get a goat with a woman.

Yeah, get the goat.

Get the goat now.

Yes.

Start bonding with the goat.

Yes.

Learn some milk.

And then, you know, in

two or three years when the shit hits the fan, I think we can all say maybe two or three years.

That's what's going on.

I don't know.

Things are happening very fast.

Yeah, honestly, that might be generous.

Something might happen soon that might change the entire history of our timeline.

And I think it'll make me very happy.

And maybe we won't have to worry about about this post-apocalyptic.

Andrew, you could be talking about anything.

You could be talking about anything.

Anything at all.

Anything.

That's you know, honestly, I need it to happen because my spirits need to be lifted.

Someone's spirit needs to go downward, and mine needs to be lifted.

You're talking, of course, about the new season of Fallout on Amazon Trim coming later in September 10th.

Oh, okay, you have to go.

I'm already looking at it.

Walton Goggins, good and everything.

Good and everything.

Someone say he's presidential.

Sure, sure, sure.

Hey,

well, yeah, why don't we start talking about Hell Comes to Frogtown?

I want to do five more minutes on who he's talking about.

Yes, let's keep circling it.

Let's hope maybe that by the time this comes out,

I'll have to do maybe a little creative editing, but I'm saluting.

We are going to talk about Hell Comes to Frogtown, but first, we should let you know this movie features sexual assault.

So, if that's not something you want to hear us talk about, we're going to play some music and give you a chance to find another episode.

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We're here with Leonard Smith Jr.

We are talking about Hell Comes to Frogtown.

I think, Emily, like you, I knew this movie just via clips.

It's a clip movie.

It's a gif movie.

I had vaguely known that there's a movie out there where rowdy Roddy Piper fights frog puppets, but had never seen it.

Yeah, I saw it on TikTok a few times and on Instagram, and I just happened to Google it and go, can we watch it?

And there were so many free streaming platforms that had it.

So I was like, I'm going to send it over to the guys and see what they say.

I did not know how strangely horny in like, if you got a breeding kink, which I do, this is your movie.

Yes.

I was watching this right in my eyes she said I did yeah look at me deep in my eyes this this movie very normal kink for a lot of girls by the way

this movie um has many things it has a man in a chastity diaper yep yep it has a man with buttons with with buttons and he uh this is kind of a funny little recurring gag when they talk about he the man has a metal chastity diaper and when they kind of wonder how he has sex, they just say, there's a flap.

And they mentioned that a couple of times.

So it's like, what's the point?

Sure, yeah.

So we never get to see the flap in action.

I'm, you know, kind of glad.

Yeah.

I'm not.

Yeah, you wanted to see the flap.

I watched this whole movie waiting to see dicks go in.

Yeah.

My only thing was: did the diaper suppress his penis?

They were trying to rile him up, get him a little turned on, but wouldn't the metal diaper kind of hinder the whole process?

You'd figure.

Yeah, there are some logic holes in the movie Hell Comes to Frogtown.

There are one or two logic issues.

So this movie has a lot of stuff in it that you like understatement of the century.

This is just a collection of someone's kinks.

It's just like if you made a movie, an entire movie of the bit in a Quentin Tarantino movie where you see a woman's feet.

Right.

This is a movie of that.

Yeah.

You know how that happens twice in a Tarantino movie?

This is just that, the movie, but with this person's thing.

Yeah, it's just the, you know, one man left on earth who's come works, and then he's got to, you know, repopulate the earth.

he's gotta repopulate which i think is you know that's like the beginning of a lot of romance novels begrudgingly

that makes it better yes and then later in the movie there's a dead daughter and you're like what oh yeah like what um yeah let's let's talk about what actually happens and hell comes to frogtown well it's time for hell comes to frogtown

that's nice yay

that's a fun sting everybody can enjoy i think we can all enjoy that.

We can all enjoy that.

I think there's just as many frogs in this movie as there was in Frogs.

The movie Frogs.

Oh, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

There's three.

Yeah, there's three.

And I did watch the trailers for the sequels.

They look like...

Now, this is a cheap-ass movie.

Yeah.

I looked at the Wikipedia.

The budget was a million dollars, and none of it's on screen.

Yep.

The sequels look significantly cheaper.

The frog masks are gone.

It's just hand puppets.

It's just

Roddy Piper not in it.

It's just someone fighting hand puppets.

It looks insane.

I got to be honest, I think the masks were very good in this movie.

I will say that is one of the pluses of this movie.

I was like, those are some pretty fucking good Frogturts.

The masks

looked very good.

And I just want to say, you said the third one was Samurai.

Were they trying to be the Ninja Turtles?

Yeah.

Because the third Ninja Turtles movie was.

Oh, that's right.

They go back in time.

Yeah, I wonder which came first.

I'm sure you can shoot a Hell Comes to Frogtown movie in a long weekend.

So

we heard about that movie, got their hand puppets, and drove out to the desert.

Okay, so we get a little info crawl.

Someone says, in the latter days of the 20th century, there arose a difference of opinion, cut to stock footage of nukes.

Oh, satire alert.

If you hate satire, this is not the movie for you.

Finally, something political for us to really sink our teeth into.

So we get a little kind of tease scene.

We get two kind of wasteland-y humans out in the apocalypse.

They're fighting.

One says, greeners can't have guns.

Greeners.

He shoots the other one.

And then

we slow zoom in on the masked face of the greener.

And he says,

Ribbit.

Hard cut to the logo.

Hell comes to Frogtown.

I am like, we're cooking with gas.

I know.

That's what I thought too.

So stoked.

And then nothing.

Well, something.

Some things happen.

I was so confused by that opening.

Oh, yeah.

I did not know.

And then I later figured out they could only afford so many masks.

Sure.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

There's two or three masks that are getting passed around from frogman to frogman.

So yeah, this guy, you don't see that he's a frog at this point.

He's like covered up with like steel stuff.

So that all the extras, they don't have to have all the extras have their face covered except for the prominent frogs.

Yes, yeah, there's one or two frogs you'll see, and and then some people have like bad face paint on, like Ren Fair face paint.

They're just like, paint,

look kind of like a frog.

So yeah,

we spent all the money making the frog's eyes move.

Yeah, so some people are just going to have to get their face painted by a birthday clown.

They look like juggalos.

So we get a little collection of wanted posters.

Who's wanted, you ask?

Sam.

Hell, the main character of the movie.

He's the one that comes to Frogtown.

Well, also, when you heard Frogtown, did you think it was taking place in Los Angeles?

Totally.

So, yeah, so Frogtown, a micro-neighborhood here in L.A.

And to answer your question, no, they don't go have a drink at Zebulon in the movie.

Local jokes,

local work, local heat.

I'll tell you, there are some characters there, too.

That's true.

Hey, maybe after I blow away the frogs, we're going to go grab a bagel at 1802.

That's in Frogtown.

That's also in Frogtown.

Good bagels.

Good bagels.

I'm going to go get my bike fixed over at Spoke Cafe.

Matt, shut the fuck up, dude.

Come on.

I just want her to join.

Spoke.

Good burger at Spoke.

It's good.

Anyway, so Sam Hell, he's.

What in the Sam Hale?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's, it's, I don't know.

We do have an old prospector character later.

We do.

Yeah.

So Sam Hell, he's captured by the cops.

We learn that he is like the one potent man left after the apocalypse, and it's his duty to impregnate everyone.

It is his duty to please that booty.

He is his duty to please that booty.

Um, he and so he is being looked after by the med techs, who are kind of like a warrior doctor class.

Uh, the main doctor is Spangle.

They can fucking name somebody in this movie.

Hell yes, they can.

The gunner, they have a little, they have a pink like um ambulance that they drive around in.

There's Spangle, who's like the main doctor, and then there's the gunner, who is Sentinella.

Great.

Centinella's great.

MVP of the movie for sure.

Also, another great Los Angeles street.

Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, you're right.

And a great way to keep the mosquitoes off.

Yes, there we go.

Well, I will see one thing to remember: you don't see a lot of men.

There's one male character you meet at the beginning who's like, women are doing too much.

They got too many jobs.

But it appears that there's not that many men.

Yeah, we have one other guy who's kind of the general who kind of like is kicking Sam Hell around.

We'll come back to him later.

He will make an appearance.

But he doesn't like women so much.

But it looks like there's mostly women left after this nuclear fallout.

And they've all got fun outfits.

Yeah.

Nuclear fallout.

There's issues.

But Sam Hill won't get in that pink car.

He will.

Nope.

He's too much of a man to get in that.

That was such a stupid scene.

I was like, what are we doing?

Yeah.

Why did you even put this in here?

So

he eventually gets in the pink car with

Centinella and Spangle.

Spangle.

They drive across the border

where there's some border patrol guys, the Toad Stompers.

So, you know, more satire,

right?

Yeah.

So we find out that there's a bunch of fertile women who were kidnapped by General Tody,

and they are going to go save the women and get them pregnant.

Sam L will get them pregnant.

Listen, I can make this joke, but that's just like if they're like, hey, it's a puzzle-apocalyptic world, and all black people live on this side.

It's like, I'm General Blackie.

We have to destroy General Darkman.

What is this?

huh?

People are just racist against frogs in this.

It is really weird to phone it in at that name.

For real?

Yeah.

It's kind of strange.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, they do such a good job with the other names.

General Tody.

I don't know.

Fucking.

Who cares?

No chains worn off.

Just get it out.

Just make it.

Just cut it.

I got to go have diarrhea.

I blew my waddet.

Sam Hell.

I wonder, did this?

Did this go to theaters?

Oh, I can't imagine.

I think I did browse the Wikipedia.

I think this is like a directive video.

Yeah.

But I could be wrong.

This was the first ever directive.

Yeah.

And they're like, we need a new category of movie that's too shitty to show in theaters.

So when they're like, so they're on the way to

the generals, whatever, the compound,

they do like a lot of, there's a lot of camping in this movie.

This movie has a lot of camping.

So a lot of like sleeping bag six.

A lot of sleeping bags.

Which reminds me, get the sting ready.

Oh, is there a sting?

Yep.

You know which one.

Fingering story.

Oh my gosh.

So sorry.

Okay.

So sleeping bag stuff is tough, I will say.

But when I Jordan got his like cup up to sip it like it was, he was getting ready like it was his popcorn.

He was ready to do a spit take.

What?

Yeah, I'm drinking from my giant water bottle.

When I went on church mission trips where we'd like, I think we went to North Carolina because there was like some, I think there was like a tornado or something and we were helping people clear debris and blah, blah, with our youth group.

But we all slept on the floor.

Thank you.

That's the kind of shit we did.

But then we also hooked up.

So we would all sleep on the floor of this church and I was secretly dating this boy and I was not supposed to be.

But we would like climb over people, like other like youth group members to get to each other.

And then I'd get fingered.

Oh, yeah.

In the sleeping bag.

Yeah, in the sleeping bag, and not getting caught was really difficult.

I gotta say, everyone knew, but there were other people who were doing the sliding over people.

I'm so jealous of your childhood.

So, the name of Prebubescent Twist, Sexual Twister?

Oh, I wasn't pre-pubescent.

I was pubescent.

I was like, I think I was

the pube and pubescent.

Yeah, for sure.

You said like you had a mane.

I think I was like 14, probably.

Yeah.

Fun.

But yeah, so that's that's the story.

I think that the sleeping bag stuff did a lot for me.

This movie did a lot for me sexually.

I want this is like, and some of it may be problematic, but that is stuff that's usually in romance novels, too.

We are not kink shaming you.

Okay, thank you.

Because there is like, you know, I was.

There's a lot of beautiful toads out there.

I was trying to pitch like ideas for something about like, can you guess if this is a real or fake romance novel plot point?

And there are like spider humanoid mating romance novels.

Yeah, sure.

I think

in a world where the main books these days are smut and romanticy, where people are going to town on minotaurs and centaurs and fairies and elephants.

Aliens.

Yeah, Hell Comes to Frog.

I mean, Hell Comes to Frogtown is like very, very clearly made by and probably for dudes.

I disagree.

Oh, I used to say maybe with...

Okay, yeah, let's...

Because this felt very dude-centric.

Yes.

Only in that the main consensus.

I'm not saying that a woman wouldn't enjoy this, but I think the male gaze is on display.

Right.

But the ultimate male fantasy.

What if I was the last dude left on earth?

Then you have to fuck me.

What if I'm one of the last fertile women on earth?

Sure.

Like, that's really hot, too.

Yeah.

But I think that, yeah, if you did it reverse, it would be one woman, but then what's the point?

You can only make one baby at a time.

Yeah.

So I don't know.

It's many wombs.

Yes.

Many sci-fi wombs.

Fill them all.

So I don't know.

It was definitely doing it for me.

And I was not initially very attracted to Roddy Piper, but

he grew on me.

Okay.

As time went on, that mullet and that smile really grew on me.

Great acting chops.

Honestly, though, he was pulling it off.

He was giving it his all, I gotta say.

There's one scene where they're in the desert camping.

He's like, I gotta go use the bathroom.

And he's always like, ha ha, see you later.

And then they zap him in the penis.

So he, yeah, so

they're out there camping.

And

Spangle comes out and like Seduces him she has like a camo like bra panty set pretty great

awesome lingerie.

She looks great one side sheer one side camo

and

So she

so she's like I'm I'm going to seduce you.

I've learned I've learned seduction techniques

and the seduction techniques I guess are taking off your clothes and sitting down.

That is all she does.

She does a little bit like like a sexy dance.

Yeah, kind of.

Well, a dance of sorts.

It's just her body is banging.

It's like it's that 80s body where it's just the abs and everything are just surface.

Yeah.

So you like, and so I guess, so she doesn't actually do it with him.

This is, I mean, and this is another like kink, like a withholding thing.

Yes.

So she seduces him and then leaves because apparently that makes him more potent.

Yeah.

You got to save it.

You got to save it.

I don't know.

I've never like tried to have a kid before, but I think you have to save it.

I don't know.

I guess you have to save it.

Is that how sperm works?

Matt, you've had a kid.

You have to make sperm work.

You just keep making it.

Yeah.

Blue balls make big babies.

Yeah, you don't need to save shit.

That's right, you do, bro.

The more cum you put in there, the bigger the baby is.

That's what litters are.

That's how you have.

That's why you have overweight babies.

A huge load.

Dad's load was too big.

This baby is nine pounds, three ounces.

Wow, that must have been a lot of calm.

The doctor's load must have been huge.

You know what?

I have a little bit of beef with some people in Reddit right now.

Oh, yeah.

People were like,

I love the podcast, which thank you so much for posting.

I don't read the Reddit.

But I do.

I read all of it.

And it's a problem.

Don't tell them you read it.

Don't read it.

Don't tell them you read it.

Because I read it.

It keeps me up at night.

Anyway, so it was like, it's really dirty.

Emily tells some dirty stuff.

I'm like, listen, these guys say come just as much as I do.

That's true.

That's true.

It's a double standard.

It is a double standard.

Right.

And don't read the Reddit.

Okay.

And so

after he gets seduced, Sentinella, she's ready to go.

She's not there to just tease him.

She wants it.

And so she, this is the only like nudity in this filthy movie, Weirdlist.

I was like, this is Tubi, and there's nudity.

And we watched Sharknado, which I watched on Tubi, and they they blurred the

chainsaw

when he was coming out from inside the shark.

Oh, yeah, that's it.

That part was blurred, but they knew to be in there.

Tubi has a lot of soft core on it.

It has a lot of stuff you would see late night on HBO when we were getting matched.

This is what this movie was made for.

I think it's

100%.

For

jacking off after Tim Robbins in the player

shows.

I was staying at my grandma's house, and I was like, hey, grandma, can I watch bedtime stories on Showtime?

She's like, yeah, you can watch that.

She didn't know what it was.

I didn't know what it was.

I was like eight.

I was like, oh, I am not ready for this.

You know, like, this is not what it is.

Grandma, you remember your favorite sitcom, Taxi, right?

Yeah.

Well, there's a sequel.

It's called Taxi Cab Confession.

It's on HBO.

So there's this person named Emmanuel who seems to be going around.

Do you guys ever watch The Emmanuels?

Oh, yeah.

She goes to space.

She goes to space.

She goes everywhere.

It's a horny door of the Explorer.

Essentially.

A bit.

She's an adult.

She's an adult.

Full-grown.

It's a horny Carmen San Diego.

Where in the world is Emmanuel?

Oh, wow.

Okay, good to know.

So Centinella gets in the sleeping bag with it.

Centinelli Centinelli.

And we get the music cue.

Wah, wah, wah, wah.

This movie, this movie had not even graduated to waka, waka, waka, waka.

To this movie, the sexiest music is wah wah wah waka.

It's like when bugs

wretched.

Yeah, when bugs.

Bugs bunny wears a dress and some lipstick.

Exactly.

It was too expensive.

We cannot pay for waka waka waka.

We can't get a bassist.

We need to just get an alto sex player, and he's going to do something sexy.

It always blows my mind, like in 2025, when like

someone is making a joke about sexiness on screen and the waka waka music comes on.

I'm like, when is the last time porn had that?

Yeah, no.

When is the last time porn legit anyway now porn is musicless it's just sound sure sometimes there's like

sometimes there's just stuff that's like uh techno oh i hate that on it and i hate it too it's so distracting i don't need to hear someone do lyrics over porn i will say one time i watched a compilation porn and it was katy perry fireworks on it oh yeah and okay what was the compilation though i'm not gonna say that i okay i could guess maybe

i think you can guess guess.

Oh, fireworks.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was kissing.

It was a compilation.

Yes, it was.

I was

patriotic.

Patriotic people had a lot of people.

A lot of explosions.

A lot of faces lighting up.

I love a good compilation.

Yeah.

I love that there's puns.

A lot of fun puns in this match.

That's for it.

Yeah, yeah.

So,

so, you know, but

Spangle chases off Centinella because we can't have this guy coming if he's not gonna

be like you gotta be quiet.

And then instantly was loud as hell.

I was just like, Are you trying to get this dick or not, girl?

What are you doing?

So they're like, at this point, they're like almost at the compound, the frog master general toady compound, frog master general, frog master general.

Donald Trump just appointed a frog master general.

I mean, I used to play golf with.

And so this is, you know, this is where kink number nine comes in.

So

for some reason,

they dress

Spangle up in like a black slave Leia costume, and he's walking her on a chain, jerking her around.

Yep.

It was the old Wookiee prisoner.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Sure.

There's a million Star Wars

analogs here in this movie.

The Star Wars of its Dave.

He's going to

barter for her with some of them.

Everything was, we have a plan well what the hell is the plan this plan makes no sense yes this this

here's a little uh hole in a movie full of holes there's um it's a pretty whole hole not a holy movie not a holy movie yeah but so he's gonna barter this woman to a place that has kidnapped a lot of fertile women that they aren't interested in mating with they just want them to dance yes the frog mutants just like human female dancing, or I guess they also like frog dancing because there's a frog stretching.

They're just big fans of the arts.

But why

do you need fertile women to dance?

Like, why?

If you're not going to reproduce with them, why don't you let those ones go?

Maybe let the spinsters have something.

And I love when he's talking to, what is his name?

It's not

something.

No, that's the other guy.

Oh, Bull.

Bull.

Are you talking about the okay, yeah?

Not bull, but the guy with the goggles.

Oh, we're talking about loony.

Looney.

loony he's talking to looney and he's like oh you're gonna have sex with him that's disgusting he's like

i wouldn't do that we don't want to have sex with her that's really good i want to eat her that's a great loony i'm going to eat her i was like what okay okay

i don't think this is this is one of the frog men you're talking about yes loony is the goofy old cross loony is the goofy old um you're right that is how the frogs in this movie weirdly sound uh they go into this like frog bar where there's a frog stripper she doesn't take anything off.

I guess she's just a dancer.

She's very glamorous.

Very glamorous.

We meet Looney, who is a kind of crazy guy.

He's like, Looney, I thought you got pancaked in a mine shaft.

Pancaked in a mine shaft, just a fun phrase.

The stripper is like betraying General Tody.

She's like leaking them all this information.

What information?

Unclear.

Who cares?

Who cares?

But she loves you.

She loves you.

I love you.

Yeah, she does say I love you.

Of course.

That's what the mantics.

Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Are we to believe that they have history history together?

Oh, her?

I don't know.

She just kind of in love with him immediately, but I mean, yeah, it was very confusing.

And they said before they entered this area that they hate humans.

Right.

Right.

And Looney was just in there kicking it.

Yeah, I know.

So many plots.

Almost ruined the middle.

When you're a frog and you're like, hey, that man almost got pancaked in a mineshaft.

You know what?

He's cool.

Yeah, he's cool.

He's one of us.

He's one of us.

A lot of toads have been pancaked.

A lot of pancaked toads.

So there's a frog mafia guy.

I think he's the tallest frog in the movie.

Oh.

Tallest frog.

Tallest guy.

Or frog.

Or frog.

There's Bull.

He's this kind of one-eyed frog bounty hunter who like whips.

He uses his whip to like bring

Spangle.

Thank you.

Spangle over.

And he has a line read.

You'll know which of the people in this clip is the frog talking because it sounds like what Leonard was doing.

Shuts ya hole.

Shut your hole.

It just, it came out of nowhere.

It comes out of nowhere.

And he wasn't necessarily talking like that the entire time.

He sure wasn't.

Shuts ya hole.

So can I I want to interrupt just really quickly.

I was thinking about this, the one-eyed frog, and it made me think about knockoff toys.

This is the Ninja Hero Rider.

Okay, we are looking at

a clear Ninja Turtle rip-off box.

But

he's got an eye patch, and he's on a horse.

Yep.

And

it just looks exactly like what it is.

But they ride horses, they ride horses.

That's our frogs who ride horses.

That's also funny that they don't have frog anywhere in the title.

It's ninja hero rider.

Why is it a frog?

Because they could get sued.

That's the weirdest thing about that.

The thing is, they have a shell on the back of them.

So here's from the episode.

Okay.

And the horse is green.

And on the box, it's a brown horse, but you get a green horse.

I like the green horse better.

And I do too.

It's really beautiful.

Matt, I'll send it to you because

it's a good episode.

I'm using my imagination right now.

It's doing a lot of work.

Here you go.

So the audience.

They're also using their imagination.

I love it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Google, what is it?

Ninja Hero Riders.

Ninja,

hang on.

It's Ninja Hero Riders.

Yeah, Ninja Hero Riders.

There were so many ninja turtle knockoffs when we were kids.

Yeah.

There was like that.

Street sharks.

Street sharks.

The cowboys of Mumesa.

Uh-huh.

Dinosauces.

Oh, dinosaurs.

Stream saucers.

Are you dinosaurs that run an Italian restaurant?

You're so skinny.

And they have a hard time ladling the sauce because of their little arms.

You get out of here, Pterodactyl.

A pesto?

every day i tell pterodactyl get out of here i'm a raptor that lives with my mom

i live with my mom anyway that's fun uh it is fun yeah dinosaur Italian restaurant good bit

anyway so they they take they take Spangle into a into like the harem with the humans and she just kind of lays there in her underwear while they like fluff silk over her which kink number 12

what was happening here this i don't care this did a lot for me as well um because it reminded me of meatloaf's music video for um i would do anything for love yes oh yeah and there's just like a supermodel on the bed and then other women like doing stuff yeah i don't know this movie had like everything of my sexual awakening from when i was a teenager and i don't i can't explain it what is it listen what does a woman want more than to have silk fluffed over her yeah oh a hundred percent.

I would do a snow.

Or just to own silk.

But I won't do that.

We know now that it is fucking a frog.

With three snakes for dicks.

Yeah, sure.

So.

Yeah, then it ended up being fucking.

Like, it didn't make it.

Oh, wait till you see the three snakes.

So it was like, what?

Yeah, so we don't see it.

So let's.

So, yeah, this is a weird.

So this is kind of what happens with Spangle story.

They take her to the main frog guy, which I guess is General Tody.

He says, do the dance of the three snakes.

And she just kind of like improvises a dance, which I'm not sure if we're supposed to think is good or bad.

She's just dancing.

It's very true lies.

Yeah, it is.

It's a little true lies.

It's a little bit like, it is like a less comedy version.

Did anybody see the naked gun reboot yet?

No, I still have.

You know, when like Pamela Anderson has to improvise jazz

very funny scene and she's just kind of going crazy

That felt like this dance to me.

She's just kind of, and obviously, as we mentioned, she looks great.

She looks great.

She looks amazing.

She looks amazing.

And then we see General Tody's pants moving.

We see multiple lumps moving in his pants.

And he lifts up his frog dress.

And

we don't see it, or at least in the version I watched, we don't.

Bullshit.

I guess we're supposed to believe that three snakes equals three penises.

And again, in this insane, trashy, direct-to-video movie, why are we not seeing the penises?

Show the three penises.

I know, especially.

We saw the titties, you know.

We saw the titties.

And by the way,

the titties, they really trick you.

Yeah.

Because you think the movie, you're like, okay, I get the point of the movie now.

I'm going to see some titties.

Yep.

And then just titless hour and a half later,

no dicks.

No dicks.

Nothing.

Well, also because it clearly would have been fake, like, funny prosthetics.

It wouldn't have been real.

So it's like, you might as well show the silly, silly.

Male frogs don't have dicks.

They don't.

Did you know that?

No.

Yeah.

I thought they had three snake dicks.

You know, that would be sick.

I would like that.

No, they just release sperm.

These are mutants.

Okay, okay, okay.

Yeah, I guess these aren't technically frogs.

They're frog human mutants.

Which, how did the frogs get in the desert?

Great question.

Yeah, they're not near a water source.

Yeah.

This movie doesn't make any sense.

I know.

Also, why was the General Toady wearing the shit that court jesters wore back in like when he was on?

Yeah, General Tody's outfit is insane.

He's wearing like a ruffled collar.

Yeah.

I guess just because he's a rich frog.

I think he's self-conscious.

I think there's something going on with his, you know, a few of them.

I think his neck was kind of tucked into his little shirt.

Mr.

Hopper's wild ride.

Is that the Disneyland ride where you go to hell?

Yeah, it's that same.

Yeah.

Yeah, Sam Hell.

Yeah, you go to Sam Hell.

Stars of Code.

fun connection and hell comes to frog comes to frog

there should be a crossover with mr.

Toad's wild tribe.

Maybe that's what they're saying.

Or it's Mr.

Toad.

I said Mr.

Hopper.

What the fuck?

Either way.

Let's get back to Sam Sam Hill.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This man is the worst fucking hero.

This man is not good at anything.

He doesn't have any funny quips.

He doesn't have any fucking knowledge.

He doesn't come up with a plan.

He sucked at shooting.

He sucked at fighting.

And fucking.

And yeah.

Yeah.

He wasn't even, and we didn't even really see him fuck.

But you saw those, those pythons, those arms.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, they were.

He did have arms, and I love Roddy Roddy Piper.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But

he was a terrible.

Charisma.

Charisma.

Yeah, he has charisma.

But that's about it.

Yeah, so we're in a mullet.

So Spangle

kicks General Tody and his three dicks.

Which he was not prepared for at all.

He did not see that coming at all.

So actually, we're headed up on the thrilling climax of the movie.

So why don't we take a break and we'll come back for more.

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we're back it's free with ads we're here with leonard smith jr we're talking about hell comes to frog town so um spangle has escaped uh imagine just like if if like a loved one is listening to this and someone comes into the room i'm like so spangled kicked general toady and his three frog dicks oh no matt's back on heroin

this is one of those movies where if i explained it my family would stage another intervention

sick of these things just time wasters

um

so anyway so yeah we we learn via via locket um

a a a way to show relationships in many a film that uh sam hell uh had a had a daughter that died.

He is a girl dad, in fact.

He's a real every man from the gray.

Can we get a it's girl dad like sting?

Yeah, I mean at this point I think we have to.

Let's do it.

It's girl dad.

There it is.

Beautiful.

Wow.

The birth of a new sting.

You know, I just pop them out.

I know, and we forget that we even make them.

Anyway, we'll never do that again.

That's why it takes me five minutes to find tallest guy.

Yeah.

He's like, I got a thousand of these.

He came up with Fingering Story pretty quick, though.

I appreciate that.

We're pretty consistent about that one.

Never going to use that again.

Why make it?

Why make it?

That's Eddie Redmane, right?

No, no, that's Outlander.

What is it?

That movie?

Children of the Corn.

Oh.

What happens in that movie?

I don't fucking know.

Frogs or something.

Don't bunch of kids kill the town or some shit.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, you knew it.

Yeah.

Anyway, so there's like a big, there's like a big shootout.

Looney dies, R.I.P.

Looney.

Yep.

A random scavenger guy captures them on their way out.

It's the cop from the beginning of the movie who's holding him prisoner.

He doesn't like the lady.

He doesn't like women.

He's kind of an incel.

Yep.

Does Hell Comes to Frogtown have good politics?

Oh, shit.

Well, no, largely.

No, no, no.

No, it's part of making a present point.

It's pretty horrible.

but that one part.

Well, he hated women, and he had a daughter.

Wait, wait, wait.

Did the cop have a daughter, too?

That's why he hated Sam Hell because he had sex with his daughter.

Yeah.

That's right.

I missed that.

I got that.

There's a thing where there's a.

Which I was like, why are they showing us this?

All right.

There's some icky stuff in this movie where

we haven't talked about.

There's a lot of things.

But it's Girl Dad.

Oh, he's a Girl Dad too.

See, this is a very useful sting that we're going to use.

Do you want to do it live?

We're in the sting mines right now.

That's fine.

Listen, I'm suffering over here.

We have bypassed a lot of icky stuff.

You make 16 stings.

What do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt.

Why do we know this song?

I feel like I had to sing it in elementary school.

My dad sang it to me to go to sleep.

Some union

whole miner song.

I don't know.

I owe my soul to the company store.

Oh, I have heard that.

Yeah.

Anyways.

Well, listen, we have, we pad passed some iggy stuff, but we also bypassed some crazy plot holes.

Oh, yeah, please.

One where he's going to save Spangle and him and the frog after he, they made the bag on head joke.

Terrible.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

He

to like have sex with the frog stripper.

He tells her to put a bag on her head.

And then his wit escapes from her.

And she's gorgeous.

He should only be so lucky.

Yeah.

She's an icon.

Yes.

But then she's going to help him, and he's like following her, and then she falls into some wires and doesn't even get tangled up.

And she's like, go on without me.

I'm just like, what?

She only needs to stand up.

But she literally just needs to stand up.

It's so weird.

She walked so the female gremlin could run.

Yes, exactly.

Yeah.

It was just a pothole for him to get captured.

I mean, she, I mean, very, I mean, the one-to-one there,

very apparent.

And also, I think we've kind of mentioned this, like, the plot of them grabbing these, this harem and putting them in this weapon car and driving out into the desert.

I mean, it's kind of Fury Reddit.

It is Fury Riddle.

I wonder if George Miller, like, saw this movie and he's like, ah, nobody will know.

It's literally Fury Riddle.

Who's going to know?

Except it's in America.

Who's going to know?

Mike, Australian, right?

Yeah, that's true.

He is Australian.

Yeah, yeah.

Anyway, Matt Max Free wrote a better movie.

Great movie.

100%.

Very good movie.

Just a smidge.

So he kills.

They kill the incel guy.

I just have here throws a sword at him.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that was

in fucking seconds.

When did he have this sword?

I don't know.

The sword comes out of nowhere.

It was one of the harem's swords, wasn't it?

No, he had it on his back.

He just had a sword this whole time.

We didn't know about the sword.

There was some crazy shit that happened where he got captured and then they took the thing off, and there was the ruckus with the flare gun.

He got it at some point during then, but there was a flare gun.

None of that made any sense.

I think it was like a,

you know, I think it was a ejaculation joke that he was struggling to get that gun to work.

Gotta be.

Oh, that's fine.

That was fine.

His performance.

I don't know if they really put it there, but that's how it felt to me.

No, that's probably right.

This whole movie was like having sex with someone who has you know problems getting

hard like the cinema equivalent of uh just jamming your grubby little wiener into someone this was a big sattlis commercial

i'm sorry i just had a little too much to drink it was also very political and ahead of his time it was really about gun control it really was about gun control

and the guns are penises no they were the whole thing was the greenies the frogs were getting guns when they weren't supposed to they were trading the women i think, for guns or something like that.

That sounds like a better movie, and I don't think that's what it was about.

No, I like that thinking that that's what it's about.

Yeah, that's what it's about.

It makes watching it worth it.

There's a moment where he chops off the guy's hand and pushes him over, and when he's falling, we see he has two hands.

Anyway, I know that

pointing out inconsistencies is like coming up on a flaming car wreck and saying, one of the taillights is out.

But here we are.

It's like those videos where somebody's, you know, crashed into a tree and someone drives by and goes, you can't park there.

Right.

Oh, those are yellow.

I love those videos.

That is pointing out a goof and hell comes to Frogtown.

So, yeah,

it's basically over.

Spangle says, I ought to kick your butt.

And then they kiss.

Yeah.

He gives Sentinella his daughter's necklace.

And then

they imply as they're they're about to drive off that

he's got to fuck the whole harem.

He's got to fuck all of them.

And he says, I guess what they say is true, a soldier's work is never done, which is not a phrase.

No one says that.

Googled it.

Waka, yaka, yakaka.

Not a thing people have said.

In this world, it's a huge phrase.

People having tattooed.

Everybody's always saying a soldier's work is never done.

When you're the last man ever, you could just say anything and make it a phrase.

You can laugh like it's a joke.

Yeah.

God.

Now, he was the last fertile man.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And a lot of these women were, they had, they were acting as if they had never had sex with a man or had been around a man, but there were men around.

Yeah.

And so could these men not get hard?

I guess we're supposed to

assume that they either were shooting blanks or could not get hard, which makes it all the more dangerous to have the only fertile man have a ticking time bomb around his dick the entire movie.

Yeah, and I'll say it.

Somebody teach these radioactive incels how to eat pussy.

Yeah, right?

Yeah.

Just because you can't get it fully up doesn't mean you can't sexually pleasure someone.

You would think all these women would, they were like, oh, I don't ever have to worry about, let's just fuck all the time.

Right, exactly.

I think that maybe it was fake.

The movie?

Well, no.

No, the movie was a documentary.

No, it's not documentary.

I think that maybe that little

dick thing was maybe it could kind of shock him or whatever, but I don't think it had explosives.

Oh, it did.

Yeah, they grew up in Bull's face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There is a little moment where he's like, Yeah, this is explosive.

Uh, Leonard, that is your SNL audition.

Hi, Lauren.

This is the frog from Hell Comes to Frog Town.

Sorry, I got to get on Kill Tony first.

No, you're too funny.

Anyway,

that's the end of the movie.

actions.

I

ran down the IMDB.

It's always fun with these trashy movies to look at what else the director directed because there's always 10,000 movies.

They all have insane titles.

One of them was one of the Donald G.

Jackson, one of two credited directors on this movie.

They had two directors.

That's where that million dollars went.

So there's a guy who directed the action sequences to this, another guy whose name I didn't write down, who directed the action sequences.

They were bad.

And the bad action sequences.

Very bad in this movie.

There was no action in this movie.

Yeah.

Yeah, nobody got any action.

Literally no.

He directed some American action scenes to go into an American re-edit of a Godzilla movie from 1985.

Fun fact, not funny, but just something that I learned and said on the podcast.

And we love to say anything.

Godzilla.

We do.

I'm seeing here on your screen that he directed another movie that's called Come Comes to Helltown.

Yes.

That's my favorite podcast.

Frogs come to Come Town.

Starring anti-hero gonna come.

Frogs come to Chopo traps.

How soon is this?

You aren't gonna do anything.

So one of Donald G.

Jackson's other movies is called Naked Avenger.

Here is the synopsis of Naked Avenger.

I could guess it.

You go ahead.

A hapless stripper is abducted by sex slave traders, but escapes completely naked and runs around in the woods before being captured again.

She escapes a second time, naked again, and drives away in a jeep, also while completely naked.

No.

That's the back of the box.

Wow.

That's verbatim just what it says on the box of that movie.

That's not a chat GBT fucking synopsis.

That's like, no, I'm just going to say what she's naked and then she does something else naked.

I think we know what our next live stream is going to be.

Listen,

everybody's talking about how is Disney going to fix the MCU?

That's right.

You need a naked Avenger.

Naked Avengers.

We have all these regular Avengers.

All these clothed Avengers.

James Hues.

You said naked Avengers.

I was like, this is not going to be a man.

Yeah, yeah.

There's just some guy dick-flopping around.

Let me save you.

Well, it could be the Silver Surfer.

Oh, yeah.

That's true.

He's kind of a naked Avenger.

Yeah, exactly.

Hey, we're going to rank this movie on a scale of one to ten Super Loud commercials, but first, we got to do the Hunk Watch.

It's Hunk Watch.

Leonard, for you,

we all pick a hunk in the movie.

Someone we thought was the hunkiest.

Does something come to mind?

Did anyone come to mind?

Centinella.

Oh, yeah, sure.

Centinella.

Yes, yes.

Yes, great choice.

For sure, the hunkiest.

Yes.

And nipples that could cut glass.

Oh, my God.

It is cold in Frogtown.

Yeah.

Dude, it was like, that was a treat.

It was a treat.

I don't mean to talk too much about the titties.

No, no, no.

But they were wet.

This is Matt's titty corner.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that's right.

I got to do this thing.

After this, we're going to send you to your titty corner.

All right.

So,

to me.

And later we'll do Jordan's ass nook.

Oh, yeah.

Let's talk about ass.

It's great tits.

It was just beautiful, beautiful breasts.

Beautiful breasts.

Emily's cock, black.

That's actually really nice.

It works.

It's a block of cock.

Pretty good.

You guys go ahead.

Listen, shout out to Looney.

Shout out to

a crazy, handsome prospector who just wants to help

save his life for the cause.

Yeah, Emily, do you have thoughts on the hunks of this movie?

I think you probably do.

It's going to be that sleeping bag.

Oh, yeah.

No, I'm kidding.

No, it's a nasty sleeping bag.

It is rowdy Roddy Paper.

I mean, come on.

He grew on me throughout the movie, and he also kind of reminds me of a lot of dudes that I've dated.

Really?

You date some strong men around you.

You're like a rowdy dude.

Not the guns, just the face

And the hair.

The mullet and the face.

He's very handsome.

He is.

He's a good-looking guy.

And the voice is a nice voice as well.

Yeah.

All right.

Yep.

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Leonard Smith, you're our guest.

We love that you're here.

What do you give it?

One to to 10?

Okay, first of all, this was an interesting experience watching this on Tubi.

Yes.

I had seen commercials I had never seen.

A lot of commercials for

games on your phone.

With celebrities that are maybe too big to be doing them?

Oh, yeah.

That's how you do it.

Honestly, there was one where it was like 100 people on the screen and they were all playing the game at the same time.

And I was like, what is happening?

This is the first one.

Yes, but I really love seeing Samuel L.

Jackson telling me to play games on my phone.

Okay.

Apparently, not enough.

Not enough.

Not enough.

We never have enough money.

As a person who is a commercial actor, I hate every time I see

commercials.

Nobody's creative.

Everybody just puts anyways.

Okay.

It's a nice email.

The same thing about celebrity podcasts.

Stop being famous and starting a podcast.

This is for losers.

The same people who are from the office in the auditions for commercials are the same ones who have a podcast about the office.

Yes.

Stop.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

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I'm going to have to rate this movie a two.

Okay.

This movie was bad.

I hate any time I see something in the movie that takes me out of it where they're like, that was just in the movie to further the plot line or a plot hole or that doesn't make any sense.

It kind of takes me out of the movie.

And this movie is full of that.

Yep.

And I would have been happier if I saw more titties.

I was expecting more titties.

Yes.

And maybe some more ass.

And three dicks.

And yeah,

show us the three dicks.

Or at least frog sex.

Fuck the frog.

You know what I'm saying?

Fuck the frog.

Or at least sex with anyone.

Yeah.

This was a big cock tease.

Yep.

It was a big tease, and I was unhappy.

Yeah, Leonard,

I'm going to hang out with you around that number.

I'm going to say it's a three.

I think you could have a lot of fun just watching the clips of this movie.

Yeah.

I think that's why we all kind of wanted to watch it because the clips are weird and hilarious.

It's a fun movie to talk about,

but just watching it's a little bit of a chore.

You know, we didn't talk all about it.

There's some kind of icky, consenty stuff in this movie that maybe makes it a little bit tough for like a bad movie night or something because there's some stuff that's, you know, a little bit icky.

But I do think that like if you're if if this is your trash, you know it already.

If this if this is the kind of junk that you like, you've seen this movie already and don't need to hear us recommend it.

But I think if

all that kind of AD Slee stuff is okay with you, I think you'll really like this movie.

But I think for everybody else, check out the clips, check out the kind of memes and gifts that go along with it.

And yeah, but I think you can actually skip it.

It's maybe

a little more fun to talk about than it is to watch.

Right.

Matt Lieb?

You know what?

I'm going to give it a four.

Okay.

Yeah, because I found it riveting.

Oh, my.

How is no one done?

It's been talking talking for a fucking hour.

I've been sitting on it.

I've been sitting on it, guys.

Oh, shit.

I've been sitting on it.

Yeah, no,

it's really bad, incredibly hard to watch.

It is,

it's the, it's the premise of a porn

without the porn, which is like

really hard.

Like, I hate that they did that.

Yeah.

I appreciated, though, the amount of work that all of the makeup, like the three frogs, I was like,

there was, at one point, at least one of the directors had an idea.

Yeah.

And for that, I got to give it some extra credit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Emily, I'll let you have the final words.

I think you liked this a tad poll more than us.

Ah!

You son of a bitch!

Yeah, fight me!

You son of a bitch!

Fight me!

Eat my fists!

Oh, God.

Well, if I said I didn't enjoy it, I would be amphib.

Ian Fib Fib.

I'm going to squeeze that in there.

I'm exhausted.

Okay.

That's great.

I'm going to give it a four as well, just because it made me horny.

Sure.

Horny Toad.

There you go.

The movie's good.

But you're right.

There's some definite icky stuff in there.

And I, yeah, I don't necessarily recommend you watching the whole thing.

Yeah.

But again, you know, I kind of like movies that you can have on in the background of a party where everyone goes, what the fuck is this?

And this is one of those movies.

Oh, why does does the guy have three dicks?

Yeah, because he's polywog.

Oh, he's a polywog.

I didn't like that one.

Well, I'm not gonna cut it.

No, keep it in.

I'm not gonna cut it.

Vloggers has to be a certain length, so we just need people, you just need to say stuff.

We have to talk just long enough for commercials to happen.

Yeah, it's pretty lily bad.

It was totally bad.

It made me want to croak.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

We could do this all day.

Leonard Smith Jr., thank you for being here with us.

Is there anything you want to plug?

You mentioned

maybe you're taking a little jaunt to Vegas soon.

Oh, yeah, I got a few things I'd like to plug in.

The frog for Frog Cat.

For my buddy Leonard.

Where did you take him?

Maybe you need a little chaser.

I like that.

Okay.

I will be at Las Vegas Wise, guys, October 28th.

I will will be at UCB, New York, November 19th.

I'll be in Austin, Texas at the Out of Bounds Festival

November 6th through the 8th.

I'll be up on the 6th and the 8th.

That's a Thursday and a Saturday if you're in Austin, Texas.

I may be going to Japan at the end of the year.

Oh, wow.

Japanese listeners, you know, maybe I'll be there.

Some other few shows in the work, but if you're in the Los Angeles area, you know, I'm on Yikes Herald team.

I'm up every other Monday.

and my team Lemon Pepper Wet.

We have shows at UCB and at the Elysian.

Uh, you can follow me at the Leonard Smith Jr.

on most of my platforms.

The only platform I actually use is Instagram because I hate social media as a concept.

And yeah, it's tough.

I agree.

And but as unfortunately, when I was a child, I was like, I'm going to be a stand-up comic and I'm going to perform for people and love my life.

I didn't know I'd have to maneuver this hellscape of social media.

But here we are.

Welcome to hell.

Hell comes to LA.

Hell comes to my phone.

Sure.

All right.

Leonardo Smith Jr., one of the funniest guys.

We love hanging out with you over there on Good Mythical Morning.

This is a lot of funny.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What about y'all?

Anything to plug?

I'm going to plug Good Mythical Weekend, which we are all a part of.

So, yeah, please go check it out.

And, you know, watch us being tortured in various ways and sometimes just, you know, yucking it up.

Yeah.

Youtube.com.

Go to the Good Mythical Morning YouTube channel every weekend.

On Saturday, there you go.

You'll see folks like Leonard, like Emily, like me, like Matt, all sorts of other hilarious people goofing around, eating terrible things, showing embarrassing high school photos, just having a good old time.

Yes, Leonard, you have a vampire.

I'm not a vampire.

Okay.

I happened to be on Reddit and then I saw something with my name and I was like, what the hell?

And the people on...

Don't go on the Reddit, Leonard.

I know.

No, I was on my, just on Reddit, and then I saw it, and then I was like, holy shit, that's my name.

And it was a good mythical thing.

And it was like, How old is Leonard?

Because I did the yearbook one, and they were like, His photos were in black and white.

He's old as fuck.

Oh, and is he from the 40s?

Hey, I'm sure how you're doing.

No, no, but the way to his bike's all have a giant front tire.

Listen, not every high school is rich.

I know, that's what money for color photos.

Jesus.

Anyway, Matt, you got anything?

No, but I do want to shout out the listeners to this podcast who saw me and my wife Francesca Fiorentine

in Houston

this past week.

That was really cool.

After the show, you know, usually we'll talk to people, and there was a fuck ton of free with ads people there.

I will say,

I think we all on this show have had a great experience with folks who listen, coming out to our events, checking out our other projects.

It really is cool and fun and feels nice.

So if you are anywhere where we're doing stuff, if we're doing other stuff, please check it out.

It is great.

Y'all are a really really fun audience to make stuff for.

Warms are

good to see you elsewhere.

It makes sense.

You got fans.

You guys are great.

You guys are funny.

This was a fun time.

Oh,

Leonard.

And Leonard, you said something nice.

It would be great to end on that.

But I do have to remind people to go to their local comic book store and pre-order Predator, Black, White, and Blood, number four.

It comes out October 22nd.

It has a story from me and Raphael Lenko about a cute widdle predator puppy dog.

It is gory.

It's It's adorable.

Predator, black, white, and blood, number four.

Okay, Leonard, say something else nice about us that we can go out on.

I can't wait for October 22nd to buy that copy.

That's nice.

It's just about me.

It could have been about everybody else, but thank you.

No, I like that.

Okay, nice.

Predator, black, white, and blood.

And, you know,

breeding kinks are cool, too.

Oh, yeah.

There you go.

I think we can all agree that all kinks are beautiful.

Yes.

I'm just imagining some kid watching this movie in 1986, 87, and now he's,

what is it?

One of those people?

Furry?

Or maybe.

Yeah,

at the very least, drawing some weird stuff and posting it to DeviantArt.

Yeah.

Maybe they're writing some of the best frog smut.

Yeah.

Could be.

Good on you.

Good on you.

Get out there, weirdos.

It could be weird on the.

If you're gonna have frog smut, have a tongue.

You know what I mean?

Oh, yeah.

Where the fuck were the tongues?

Where were the tongues?

They should have done a whatch!

He should have whipped people's butts with their tongues.

Yes, that would have been another $200,000.

Yeah, they didn't have the money.

Oh, that's true.

Who owns the rights to this movie?

Let us remake it.

It's probably, I don't know, Arby's.

Anyway, I don't think anyone owns it.

That's why every streaming service had they're like, yeah, you can have it.

You take it.

I watched it on Zumo.

Yeah.

I watched it on home depot.com.

I don't even like

there looking for some planters.

Anyway, tune in next week when our movie will be The Phantom of the Paradise.

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