We're Running for Office.

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Mazel morons! Today, we’re diving into the wild world of politics, parenting, and party snacks. Ben floats his dream (or nightmare?) of running for New York mayor and debates with Josh about free food policies, centrist candidates, and why ribbon-cutting might be the most dangerous part of the job. We also rank the top five hors d'oeuvres of all time, debate small bites vs. big bites, share updates on Ruby and Shai, and hear some unbelievable listener stories- from influencer subway drama to accidental code-switching at a Jewish wedding. Plus, “What Are Ya Nuts?” takes us into doctor visits gone wrong and unsolicited baby head critiques.


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Speaker 2 Mazza Morones, welcome back to the Good Guys Podcast. I'm sitting here with a guy who's running as an independent for the New York mayoral race.
It's Ben Sauper.

Speaker 2 Oh, what am I campaigning on? Free food for everyone. How does that sound? Single-handedly bringing back Eric Adams.
I want to, I really, Josh,

Speaker 2 it's important that we talk about this. Okay.
I think that I should run for mayor in 2028. Is it 2028 or 2029? In 2029.
What do you think about that? Say more.

Speaker 2 I think that you would be a fantastic mayor. I think that I would be a fantastic mayor.
I think that us level-headed centrist folk would be fantastic mayors. I think that we speak for everybody.

Speaker 2 I think that we listen to everybody. I think that we're empathetic.
And the truth is, I don't really want to be mayor, but I feel like somebody like me or us should be mayor. And it's never one of us.

Speaker 2 It's always some looney tune on either side.

Speaker 2 And I'm just looking for somebody closer to the middle thoughts okay i'm gonna i have a lot of questions and i love talking to you about this stuff because i think you're really smart so

Speaker 2 speaking of our boy mom donny wahlberg sorry i just can't help it i love it i hate it well here's my question to you slightly being a contrarian yes so like your joke about the free food right How do you think an argument is going to age of in 20 years, we look back and people go, and you know what he wanted?

Speaker 2 Free grocery stores.

Speaker 2 I don't think that, here's the thing. I think there's certain things that you can go, hmm, I don't agree with this policy or that.

Speaker 2 I think that one is going to have a tough time aging well because I just think someone who wants to give free food to people isn't completely off base. So it's interesting.

Speaker 2 Of course, giving free food to people is wonderful, right? The idea of giving free anything to everyone everyone is wonderful.

Speaker 2 I think that people's justified reaction to it is that places have tried and failed at doing that.

Speaker 2 And ultimately, whenever something is free or given out, and when something is government run in America, I'm not talking about there are other places that have been able to do things successfully.

Speaker 2 In the current way that the United States is set up, every single government organization that is consumer-facing is worse than a privatized version. It's just a fact.

Speaker 2 Like when you go to the DMV, if the DMV was run by a private for-profit corporation, it would just be better customer service. It would just be easier to get things.

Speaker 2 And that's no shade on the government. Like the government is a huge,

Speaker 2 it's huge, right? And they have so many priorities.

Speaker 2 And I just, I think that the comment to it would be, it's really great that you used free groceries and I jokingly used free food to get your vote, right?

Speaker 2 But in reality, you can't give me free groceries without the quality of my groceries, the availability of my groceries, and potentially the ingredients in my groceries becoming completely compromised.

Speaker 2 I can't trust, like, I'm going to go to a government-owned grocery store or a government-run grocery store. And

Speaker 2 where are my brands going to be? Where are my like the products that I know and love going to be?

Speaker 2 Where, like, is, is it going to be available are people going to be working what do the hours look like like i'm not saying that it can't be done i'm just saying that like those are the those are the main questions and then who's paying for it is the other question sure they're free for some they're not free for all i would a thousand percent if if there was a successful way to give people who can't afford groceries free groceries of course i would do that but like for for me that would come in the form of like a charity like i'd rather donate to a charity that gives groceries from a privatized grocery store to people who can't afford afford groceries.

Speaker 2 If that answers your question, I want to know if it's going to have all the fun things of a supermarket. Like, am I going to have like a little rewards card? Are they going to ask for my phone number?

Speaker 2 And what will the reward be? Definitely not.

Speaker 2 Like, no.

Speaker 2 Oh, we just put in your phone number and it's more free.

Speaker 2 No, you put in your phone number and literally you get a tax audit. Or you get like a lien on your house.
Like, ooh, groceries are free, but you're being audited.

Speaker 2 Or groceries are free, but now you have 10 unpaid parking tickets. Like, I don't need the government knowing more about me and my eating habits.
I just, yeah, whatever. That makes so much sense.

Speaker 2 And I agree with you. And my single issue is I'll never vote for anybody in a fucking beret, Eric.

Speaker 2 You mean Curtis Sleewa? What's his name, Sleewa? I don't even know. I know.
I know.

Speaker 2 It's such like, it's such a shame because if people looked up Curtis Sleewa, this is, there's nobody more New York than Curtis Sleewa. The guy lives lives in the subway, Josh.

Speaker 2 He started a group called the Archangels. The Guardian Angels.
Yeah, where they literally protect people on the subway. This is Mr.
New York. He wears a red beret to campaign.
What are you nuts?

Speaker 2 Fucking lit.

Speaker 2 What are you nuts?

Speaker 2 Do you think he wears that beret during a romantic interlude? Like, yeah, let me get my beret. He's stripping in the beret.
No question. No question.

Speaker 2 By the way, if he wins, we're starting a beret business.

Speaker 2 If he wins, I'm telling you, Trojan is going to miss out if they don't see a brand integration be like make sure to grab your beret and your trojan

Speaker 2 blue chill

Speaker 2 the blue beret

Speaker 2 oh my god oh i love that yeah well listen mayoral races are weird weird weird weird weird and the whole thing is just like I don't know.

Speaker 2 The problem is, is like, who, who would want to go work in the government ever? No one. I don't want to.

Speaker 2 The only reason that I brought up doing it was because I genuinely feel that, I guess, by the way, there are so many qualified people to run for office.

Speaker 2 Obviously, the reason we have this terrible mixed bag of people is because they're the only people willing to put up with this crap. Sure.
It must be such a horrible existence.

Speaker 2 It must be horrible for there not to be better candidates.

Speaker 2 The mind is to be a mayor in a town of 10,000 people or less because you are, you're going to your local Walmart and you are getting priority. That's what I want.
Yeah, you're getting a nice table.

Speaker 2 You have the corner booth every night at the number one Italian restaurant. Yeah.
They know you by name. It's like cheers everywhere.
You can only

Speaker 2 carry.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And like your main job, it's funny.
That's like the number one criticism against Adams that all he does is ribbon cut.

Speaker 2 Hell yes.

Speaker 2 But in New York, you can't just ribbon cut. Oh, you can't.
Have you seen how many storefronts there are? In New York, you have to

Speaker 2 put in policy.

Speaker 2 You have to put in policy. Otherwise, you're just, yeah, he just ribbon cuts all day long.
You think that considering the way that my hands are so arthritic,

Speaker 2 I would get ribbon cutting hands. I think my, like, after using the scissors so much, I wonder which finger would go first.
But I feel like this finger, this finger would go first.

Speaker 2 It would go numb after a year of ribbon cutting. Is it still a ring finger? It's a, if it's on the right hand, I think so.
Okay. It's a similar digit.
I mean, it's the same.

Speaker 2 No, don't I know it? Yeah, I don't know. I'm down for ribbon cutting.
I just don't, I don't like a, I don't, I don't like, I don't like anything. No.
Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay. I just don't like shit.
I don't like whenever people are just like, oh, there's going to be like a small soiree after. Oh, there's going to be, you know, small bites.

Speaker 2 How about, how about a big bite and leave me alone? How about big bites? I agree. Don't add, don't try and entice me with small bites.
For what?

Speaker 2 Oh, there's going to be small bites and I'm going to be at the kitchen door, right? That's actually going to pull off the tray as it walks through.

Speaker 2 That's actually the number one wedding nuts is small bites. As it is as like a, you should come to my party because there's small bites.

Speaker 2 I've mentioned this before, but my friend Victor is that guy standing at the kitchen waiting for the hors d'oeuvres. 100%.
Literally every wedding, he's there.

Speaker 2 Eventually, they have to change their route because they can't go

Speaker 2 because they no longer want to pass him because all the crab cakes are gone. They see him and they run away.

Speaker 2 Victor's hit the door.

Speaker 2 What do we have?

Speaker 2 He's like, Oh, you got to try the spring rolls. I'm like, there are spring rolls here.
What do you mean? Oh, totally.

Speaker 2 Oh, I'll have a couple extra. No napkin.

Speaker 2 That's so funny. You're so right.
When, like, you start getting the scuttlebutt of the party and be like, did you see the little beef Wellingtons? Like, how did you know that's happening?

Speaker 2 You're like, it's over in quadrant four.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there's always that guy that took all the inventory and knows exactly what's out there. Ooh, ooh, this is fun for the son of a caterer.
Top five hors d'oeuvres at a party. Go.
What is a must?

Speaker 2 I'll start. Pig in a blanket, Avi.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Pig in a blanket is really, really a wonderful, wonderful hors d'oeuvre. My only issue with it is if it's too crusty of an exterior, if it's well cooked, it's beautiful.
Probably number one.

Speaker 2 I love a spring roll. I really do.
A spring roll with like a nice little Thai chili sauce. Sure.
That's fantastic. I think a tuna tartare in a fun cone can be really nice.
Agreed. Fantastic.

Speaker 2 I love it. I'm in.
Sometimes they do mini little sliders. I love a little slider.

Speaker 2 That's fantastic. And sometimes they'll even make that a little chicken sandwich.
I love that.

Speaker 2 They've been recently, I've noticed they'll do mini fried chicken on waffles with like a little maple glaze. I'm like, this is too much.
This is too much for standing.

Speaker 2 It's a lot for, it's a lot for standing. I love, you get a chicken finger with a little creme frache with a doll picnic.
Fabulous. Oh, how easy is that? Fabulous.

Speaker 2 So good.

Speaker 2 What else? What are other good

Speaker 2 past hors d'oeuvres? I guess you don't want to be standing out. What about a dessert appetizer hour or a dessert paste tray hour? So basically, you're done with dinner.

Speaker 2 Like when that would be fun, right? You're on the dance floor. You're schmoozing.
You're going around. All of a sudden, a mini terror masseu.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 It's actually, I think that it's a wonderful idea because too often are so many desserts put out in a random corner that nobody sees they're too busy dancing the amount of waste that goes into dessert when somebody could have just been walking around with a cake pop you ever have a cake pop this is a fantastic invention the cake totally i love it how about this level up you've met my nephew jonah the great jonah shout out yes listener shout out

Speaker 2 love him b-y-o rosen joy

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 he is so lit that at his bar mitzvah, because he loves breakfast food, it was all breakfast bars. So there was a waffle station, pancake station, omelette station, pasta bar.
It was the best.

Speaker 2 That's the best. That is the best.
So delicious.

Speaker 2 Sick. I need to go to a bar mitzvah.
It's been too long.

Speaker 2 Well, that's the thing, though. Like, you know how you go through seasons in your life? Like, you're probably at the tail end of wedding season, right?

Speaker 2 Yes, yes.

Speaker 2 Yes. We're at the very tail end.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And now it's going to be baby season in 10 years.
Am I going to get an Aaliyah at Ruby's apartment?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 I don't mean to put you on the spot. No, no, you're going to get an Aaliyah.
Yes.

Speaker 2 Okay. Yes.
Yes. You're going to get an Aaliyah.
That's reason enough for me to try to get this podcast more successful. Done.
Aaliyah. Aaliyah, it's yours.
Should I practice right now? Please.

Speaker 2 I'm going to shout this one out to Mayor Mamdani.

Speaker 2 Amen. Incredibly impressed.
Well done. Well

Speaker 2 done. Baruch Hashem.

Speaker 2 Well done.

Speaker 2 That is it. For our non-Jewish listeners, you get called to the Torah.
They're reading. They point.
you kiss it, you sing.

Speaker 2 And I just want you to know there are so many people that trip over those words. And the fact that Josh has it by heart means that it was a part of a role.

Speaker 2 It was my first role.

Speaker 2 You're not fooling me. It was my first role, my bar mitzvah.
I'm in it to win it. This is why I'm a great lover.
I want the Oscar and everything I do.

Speaker 2 I'm giving. I'm a giving partner.
And I know you've been wondering. You're giving.
You're giving, Josh. You're giving.

Speaker 2 And it's giving this is and it's been given this is my sick fucked up brain because and my boy luca his son austin they were nice enough to have me do an aliya at the bar mitzvah and so i was like on my mark got to get it right i was like timing myself in the car page is looking at me like are you is everything okay at home i'm like that's called being just like a wonderful guest okay like i've seen so many people get the honor and then go up there and trip over the words it's like it's in English, you idiot.

Speaker 2 It's literally transliterated. Okay.
You can't read English. You can't read English.

Speaker 2 I don't mean to like call people out, but there was a grandparent who got up and they're like putting on the glasses and they're like,

Speaker 2 who writes this stuff?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm like, honey. Please, this is an ancient language.
This is a great honor. Can we get on our mark? Practice for one minute.
Practice for one minute. Care.
They cared enough to give you the honor.

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Speaker 2 I love that. Care enough.

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Speaker 2 and we also need and we also need an update on is shy sleeping through the night or are we still in in limbo knockwood shy is he's sleeping through the night we're getting there we're getting better we are loving him and honoring him through this big transition in this big little life good he's doing better one day at a time.

Speaker 2 He's still a spicy little stinker, but I love him. And Meyer's Kayute.
He's just, he's cute. How's Ruben? Beautiful.
Beautiful. Yeah.

Speaker 2 It's funny that you just called him Ruben because Claudia said the other day, she's like, you know, I want to call him Ruben. I'm like, great.
Call him Ruby. I call him Boby.

Speaker 2 Booby with a B, Ruby Booby. He's just booby.

Speaker 2 And I think that's a great nickname. Imagine that.
The only other booby I know is Booby Miles. I don't remember what movie that's from, but it's from a movie.
And him being booby, sick.

Speaker 2 But does it risk that his friends think Booby is, the word booby is funny? It's possible.

Speaker 2 He's got to be really cool. It's one of those nicknames that if you're not cool, it's cool.
But if you're cool, it's really cool, you know?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. He's great.
Everything.

Speaker 2 H. Baruch Hashem, fantastic.
I'm trying to think of booby, like how, like, could there be like a booby Kennedy or like a booby Paltrow?

Speaker 2 You know, yeah, Booby, Booby Kennedy sounds good. Yeah, Booby Epstein.
I don't, sorry.

Speaker 2 You know?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I do. I do.
Have you seen this in the news that Guess used an AI model for their new campaign? No, but I hate that. Well, look it up.
I'll send you the picture. Yeah, send me it.

Speaker 2 And Josh G, feel free to look it up too, because I want to think, because because I have some guesses on who they used as in, like, what they used to train the model. And I want to.
Yes, AI model.

Speaker 2 I want to know who you think. I think I have it down actually, exactly who they use as a prompt.
Everybody knows, and she should sue them. This is Kate Upton.

Speaker 2 It's Kate Upton and maybe a little Margo Robbie.

Speaker 2 This is Kate Upton. That's not right.

Speaker 2 It's totally Kate Upton. Yeah, it's a thousand percent Kate Upton.
Okay, cool. That's segment.
Crazy.

Speaker 2 No, but the segment, I mean, like, we should talk about this. Are people not protected? You can give, if you can give a person as a prompt, Josh, they should get paid.
I think so. Maybe less, right?

Speaker 2 Because you're not actually using them. But imagine Nickelodeon launched a new show completely in AI and they said, we want somebody that looks like Josh Pat.
Yeah. So then what are they going to do?

Speaker 2 Get a young, young Leno? Like, what's it called?

Speaker 2 Young Leno.

Speaker 2 It's funny.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I don't know. I think it's, it's, it's wild, but I, I did see, I saw Kate Upton and maybe just like, and maybe they said just like a, a hint of Margot Robbie.
Yeah, I, I would agree with that.

Speaker 2 I would agree with that. But there's something about the eyes.
I looked into it. I'm like, that's Kate Upton.
That is Kate Upton. Looked right in those eyes.
God.

Speaker 2 Don't stop. Well, did you know that there was a man caught having three marriages at the same time? And he learned his fate during sentencing.

Speaker 2 A Florida man who illegally juggled secret marriages to three unsuspecting women he met on dating apps managed to escape jail time after his deception was unearthed.

Speaker 2 Henry Betsy Jr., 50, was sentenced to two years probation on Thursday after he pleaded no contest to felony bigamy. Man, it should be felony big poppy.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 How the fuck we do it, y'all? Florida out here hating on the playoff

Speaker 2 man.

Speaker 2 Look at this dude. He's handsome.

Speaker 2 He's Josh G. This dude with these light eyes.
He is gorgeous. No wonder he has three wives.
He gets three eyes. He's handsome.

Speaker 2 Dude,

Speaker 2 his prison fatigues are really making his eyes pop.

Speaker 2 He's handsome. I need his lighting guy for my studio.

Speaker 2 Man.

Speaker 2 The only problem that I have with that story is that none of the women knew. Come on.

Speaker 2 I can't hear these stories and hear your husband was married to three women and you had no clue.

Speaker 2 No clue. How?

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 2 How, Josh? How? How? Some people want to be deceived. They want to live in a world of deceit.
I guess, but it's like, I don't even understand.

Speaker 2 Like, do you not ask him where he's going? I guess you just trust him implicitly. You're you're like

Speaker 2 how can you have a job and three wives maybe he didn't have a job maybe he didn't have a job maybe he was a professional partner in which case he's providing a service yeah but then he's even worse because he's gone a third of every week

Speaker 2 well these women are probably

Speaker 2 They're probably Mavericks in their industry. They're busy, but when they come home, they need a foot rub and a green-eyed house.
Interesting.

Speaker 2 I wonder if they would notice if they were Titans in history. Right.
If he was just at the other's house when she was traveling.

Speaker 8 It's also wild, like what the passes that green eyes will get you. You guys familiar with Prison Bay?

Speaker 2 Of course. Yeah.

Speaker 8 I just went to a movie premiere that Prison Bay was there and we're looking at the discography. He's in like.
10 movies.

Speaker 8 He was fucking with like the princess of Monaco's daughter or no, the actual princess of Monaco or something like that.

Speaker 8 And I'm like, this is literally a guy who like went to jail, got out, and in his green-eyed mugshot went viral.

Speaker 2 And he's like, boom, straight to the top. Yeah, man.

Speaker 2 Light eyes. They, I have light eyes.
Do you? Green. I do.
They're green. You ever notice? Of course I do.
You didn't even notice. You never look at me.
Can't stop staring. Can't get enough.

Speaker 2 Never look at my eyes. She was just looking at my chest.
I had the best day yesterday, and now my wife will know that

Speaker 2 she's a little bit of a dad, and it's really going to stick in her craw that I enjoyed myself. Love you, babe.
But

Speaker 2 my good friend ben greenfield who's going to come on the pod he's a brilliant health and wellness longevity expert and and he has a podcast a new book called boundless too where it's all about biohacking and human optimization

Speaker 2 and so there's this place in in in la that's like it's called live love i don't know they got to come up with a better name this thing it's not i can't even remember it It's very confusing.

Speaker 2 I posted about it as a shout out. Love life.
Okay. Shout out Love Life.
All All right.

Speaker 2 So anyway, my boy Ben did it, did this thing at Love Life where he was going to do a book release and then have me do like a Q ⁇ A, a VIP Q ⁇ A. We're going to yenta for 45 minutes.

Speaker 2 But this place had cryo chambers, saunas, dry sauna, infrared sauna.

Speaker 2 five different ice baths in in different degrees going all the way from 55 degrees all the way down to 33 it'll freeze you dush off that's cold and all the great workout modalities ben you would have plots so i get there i'm like i'd love to do the q a for you he's been so helpful to me introduced me to the great craig conover not the pillow guy

Speaker 2 dr craig conover and and he goes listen man we're actually doing a q a later for the public he's like which it's already sold out he said this vip thing he's like i didn't really promote it much he's like so i think it's just kind of like me you and like another buddy or two that are here like do you want to just bag the talk and we'll just go do infrared sauna and cold plunge?

Speaker 2 And I was like,

Speaker 2 is it my birthday?

Speaker 2 I was like, Joshi, like, Joshi, like.

Speaker 2 This is the stuff Josh likes because he's sober and he has no other outlet. And sometimes it gets dark, dark, dark in here.
And it's also just literally the best. It's so good.
It's the best.

Speaker 2 I heard Gary Brecka. It was like some video that came up.
I don't know how I feel about that guy. Oh, Garyenta.
Yeah, this is exactly. I actually saw a video.

Speaker 2 I think like he had like his friends were over or something, and he was showing how their two nine-year-old girls cold plunge. I'm like, Gary, can we stop? Okay.
Can we stop?

Speaker 2 We don't need nine-year-olds cold plunging. But he said that it didn't matter from 33 degrees to 55 degrees, but I think you just said you get the same benefits in 33 as you do 50.

Speaker 2 which I thought was interesting. I wonder if it's true.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 But he said that it was true.

Speaker 2 Also, side note, I for the first time, I've only, I do cold plunges in like those tubs, like what we've done at Live Method, where your legs can extend. Have you ever done one?

Speaker 2 It's like a really small box. Oh, sure.
Oh my God. I did that for the first time over the weekend.
So much harder. Like, like 10 times harder when you can't relax and extend your legs.

Speaker 2 You're like sitting in this like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 You can't chill. It's much harder to get your breath down.
I didn't like it at all. I did a 35-degree tub for four minutes.
And when I got out, I got in my car. This has never happened.

Speaker 2 I turned off the air.

Speaker 2 This is how you know something's up. Oh, so you left cold.

Speaker 2 You have to. You can't rewarm.
Like, I think you should leave. Is that true? You leave colds?

Speaker 2 Almost always. A, because I don't want to sweat through my clothes.
Like, sure. I think you have to really bring down when you've been so hot.

Speaker 2 And then, yeah, you get, because your body right now is going to spend the next hour or so warming itself up. So it's going to keep burning calories, keep the metabolism going.

Speaker 2 Smart. Yeah.
Leaving cold is probably the, sometimes I, I don't know what I normally do. I think sometimes I leave warm just because I want to get all toasty.

Speaker 2 But yeah, leaving cold is probably the right, right medical move. I get in my wife's car even now, 85 degrees in LA.
She'll have the air conditioning off. I'm like, Paige, what's wrong?

Speaker 2 What's happening?

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 It's crazy. But I turned the air conditioning off.
This is, I've never seen it where the screen goes dark. Yeah.
No, that's crazy. I know.
That's good.

Speaker 2 No good at all. You know how I know I'm getting old? Tell me.
The other day in my head, I thought, I'm going to treat myself with an Advil.

Speaker 2 Okay, that's good.

Speaker 2 How many do you take? How many Advils do you take? You have to take a,

Speaker 2 not medical advice. You have to take a minimum of three.
Of course. For it to be efficacious.
I couldn't agree more. There are too many people in my life that take two.
I'm like, are you okay? Why?

Speaker 2 What are you afraid of? The third's not what's doing it to you. Also, if you have really bad pain, Josh, two Advil, Tylenol.
Sure, sure. This is a wonderful concoction.

Speaker 2 And if you're feeling really, really bad, two Advil, one Tylenol, and some,

Speaker 2 that's really the killer combo. Okay.

Speaker 2 And if you're feeling really, really, really bad.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Go to Olive Garden. When I get sick, this is what I like to do.
I like to do, I start making myself up my sick cocktail, right? Some people, they go out and they get elderberry juice, vitamin C.

Speaker 2 They'll get one of those.

Speaker 2 Those, yeah, because that stuff doesn't work. Okay.

Speaker 2 Josh, we are people of Eastern medicine. We are.
We are the people of the East.

Speaker 2 You know how the Muslims have Hodge? You know how the Muslims have Hodge? I have Hodge of the East. I'm, going to leave like a million Eastern medical people.

Speaker 2 We're doing a walk to Norway. You're giving me Hodga.
All right. Are you?

Speaker 2 I can't with this.

Speaker 2 Oh my God. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 My Hodge to Norway. When I get sick, my sick cocktail is I'll do two day quotes, then I'll do a Mucinex D, right? So I'll do like a nice 1200 all-day, the Mucinex Pseudafed mix.

Speaker 2 So now I'm getting Mucinex Pseudafed. I'm getting acetaminophen.
I'm getting textrometrophan. I'm getting phenyliferine or whatever that is.

Speaker 2 I'm getting, I, I, and I literally, I take it and I go, get ready, body.

Speaker 2 Get ready. Yeah.
Get ready to feel nothing. I've told you what happens to me when I take Mucinex D, right?

Speaker 2 You get an erection. I get the D, yeah.

Speaker 2 Every time? I only took it once. Never again.
Oh my God. Take it for fun.
Look out. Never again.
I i was hard for four hours in the middle of the night look book book

Speaker 2 just woke up i'm like are you okay book at my wife book at your wife for the evening and get to making ruby a sibling come on

Speaker 2 and i wasn't okay no good musin xd whatever's in there it's no good can you imagine i don't like any of that junk that you just mentioned i don't like because then what happens when you when it wears off i guess you just take more of it until eventually you're not sick is that the idea oh yeah mask the symptoms mask no i prefer at the ben software longevity institute of eastern medicine we prefer to treat the systems the symptoms josh we treat so we would go in with a little echinasia some elderberry we're going in with oil of oregano some activated turmeric you're gonna feel as good as new in no time put that on top of it do both Okay, I mean, you're so right.

Speaker 2 Why wouldn't I feel good today and treat the symptoms? Right.

Speaker 2 I know.

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Speaker 2 okay but here listen to this right this is an interesting one you heard of red yeast rice no red yeast rice for us in the hyper

Speaker 2 cholerasthemia community that's not how you pronounce it for those of us with high cholesterol hey i heard this doctor on tick tock talk about it a real one medical doctor and he said look Red yeast rice is effective in treating cholesterol because they found, much like how you love that reference of in the willow tree is aspirin so cheap bar when you have a headache i love it he's like yes he's like in red yeast rice there is a statin there's cholesterol medicine that we've refined yes he's like there's totally an active ingredient he's like here's the problem

Speaker 2 you don't know where it's sourced you don't know the level of how good the supplement is.

Speaker 2 He's like, even when something comes from a really trusted source, still he's like, it's never going to be held up to medical standards because the only standard for supplements that aren't FDA approved is that it doesn't kill you.

Speaker 2 But the efficacy, how much is in it, all these things can be really kind of wobbly.

Speaker 2 He's like, so you might be getting some, you're probably not getting enough, or you might be getting way too much.

Speaker 2 He's like, you just don't know. He's like, now, the active ingredient in red yeast rice, which lowers your cholesterol, we have is a cholesterol medicine.

Speaker 2 He's like, which if you have insurance, you can probably get for a 90-day supply for about $3.

Speaker 2 He said, a 90-day supply of red yeast rice will probably cost you 60 bucks. He's like, so he's like, that's my issue, right?

Speaker 2 He's like, I know that I can prescribe it to you in its purest form, dosed perfectly for what your body needs.

Speaker 2 Or you can tell yourself you're going the natural route and you don't know what you're quite getting and it's 50 times the price. Thoughts? You know, for

Speaker 2 something

Speaker 2 so

Speaker 2 important as a cholesterol lowering medication, right? Something that you must take, I am all in

Speaker 2 on the purest form, $3,

Speaker 2 90 days supply, ditching the red yeast rice. Okay.

Speaker 2 For something that is a little bit more elective, which I, at one point,

Speaker 2 I took Advil every day for fun. Like, like, I needed it.
Like, I think just like when you're really fat, you always have a headache. At least I always had a headache.

Speaker 2 Every single day of my life, I would wake up with a headache, right? And I would just pop Advil, pop Advil, pop Advil.

Speaker 2 And I'm now at the point in my life where if I can find a way to be less dependent on something that comes in a pill, I'm going to try it. And I don't know why the,

Speaker 2 or I do know why taking an oil of oregano, even though people laugh at me,

Speaker 2 feels like a,

Speaker 2 feels like, no, no, and I get why people laugh, but feels like a, if I can somehow treat a sinus infection with an antifungal, like oil of oregano, as opposed to pseudofed, which I just know is too much.

Speaker 2 It burns the fuck out of my sinuses. Like they're on fire to the point that no mucus is there, which is effective when you like can't breathe out of your nose.

Speaker 2 But I don't know, there's just like, and maybe it's placebo, maybe it's like you brought up something interesting, which I haven't really thought of.

Speaker 2 Like, I just trust supplements, I trust them because they're natural. It doesn't mean that they're the proper dose or the proper dose for me, or that my body doesn't have too much of it.

Speaker 2 Like, remember, I took too much turmeric and I became itchy.

Speaker 2 This is a thing. You can become itchy when you have too much turmeric.
You should do class action against the spice. I should.
And too many people.

Speaker 2 I then mentioned me on a commercial.

Speaker 2 Did turmeric make you itchy?

Speaker 2 Did you? Join me. Join me and a thousand others.
It's Sue McCormick.

Speaker 2 The title.

Speaker 2 Sue and McCormick. Suing McCormick.
But there's so little information.

Speaker 2 I took turmeric for what, a year? And then somebody told me, hey, you know, turmeric doesn't doesn't work unless there's whatever, black seed oil with it or something. Pepper.
Thank you.

Speaker 2 And so now I take a pepper turmeric combo. But who, why would you ever buy turmeric by itself? Why do they even sell it? Because you're making a delicious dish.

Speaker 2 Yeah, in that form for sure.

Speaker 2 Because you want to stain your countertops forever. Jesus.
It really doesn't come out of anything. No, I wonder what my insides look like.
They might just be orange.

Speaker 2 That'd be cute. Should we get to a quick speakpipe? Yeah.
If you want to leave us a message, get some advice, go to speakpipe.com slash good guys. Here's a little something from

Speaker 2 Rebecca.

Speaker 9 Hey, good guys. Rebecca here.
I just left a beautiful Jewish wedding. I am not Jewish.
And I found myself making small talk with the rabbi. And I am eight months pregnant.

Speaker 9 He congratulated me because I'm quite visibly pregnant. And I just, as I was chatting, said, thank you, like Brooke Hashem.

Speaker 9 And that's when I realized you guys were talking a few weeks about code switching. And I just code switched into the good guys top, which I guess is just Jewish.

Speaker 9 But I want to know, was that offensive? Was that bad that I said that as someone who is not Jewish?

Speaker 2 It's so the opposite. It's so endearing and amazing.
And

Speaker 2 I can speak for all Jews. Like the, even like attempting.
to be a part of it is amazing. I love it.
I love it.

Speaker 2 And like, I've mentioned this in the past: when people come up to me on the street and say Baruch Hashem and then make sure to tell me that they're not Jewish, like, if that's our legacy that we got non-Jews to say bless God in Hebrew or thank God in Hebrew, we've won.

Speaker 2 I feel amazing about that. So, Baruch Hashem to you, Rebecca.
Or should I say Rivka? Yeah, she even spelt her name like with a K-A-H. I'm like, are you sure you're not Jewish? She is for sure.

Speaker 2 She just doesn't know it. You win.
Next one is next one's from Anonymous.

Speaker 9 What's up, good guys? Just had a crazy interaction on the subway. Need your thoughts.
So I'm with my son. He's about two.
He's a huge flirt. He's really cute.
Gets a lot of attention in public.

Speaker 9 We're standing next to this gorgeous girl on the subway who I actually recognize as an influencer.

Speaker 9 So we're having a nice interaction with her and then she proceeds to pull her phone out and record the interaction. So I I very calmly was like, hey, you know, not okay with this.

Speaker 9 First of all, I'm not okay with anybody recording my son, much less someone who has around 80,000 followers on TikTok. So I asked her to stop.
She did not stop.

Speaker 9 So I got in between her and my son to block the view. And she proceeds to.

Speaker 9 record me now calling me a Karen and saying, oh, my followers will have my back and

Speaker 9 so I don't know. I need your thoughts.

Speaker 9 Like, have these influencers gone too far of just recording whatever they want just because they have, you know, almost 100,000 followers and they have just this sense of entitlement?

Speaker 9 I wanted to kill her.

Speaker 9 I told her, go ahead, post me and see what all the mamas on the internet say about it. What are your thoughts?

Speaker 2 Wow. 80,000 followers.
I thought you said she was an influencer.

Speaker 2 I was going to say,

Speaker 2 no, by the way, it was actually going to be the first thing that I said. The problem is that like, like anybody can go viral on TikTok and get 80,000 followers.
Not me, but anybody,

Speaker 2 but anybody can go viral and get followers. And like this term influencer, I hate the term, but it used to come with some cachet.

Speaker 2 And I think you're giving this person too much credit. It's great that you recognize them, but they're just like a regular person that I don't know.
I think you're giving that person too much credit.

Speaker 2 And that person's clearly a scumbag. You don't film children ever.

Speaker 2 Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. Also, I think it's kind of weird that you called your son a flirt, but like we can move past that.
I can't see when people do that. That was weird.

Speaker 2 Like, your kid's just like friendly and outgoing. Like, he's not flirting.
I don't even like when people say, oh, his little girlfriend or his boyfriend or their boyfriend. I hate that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, it's weird. Like, what are you doing? They're babies.
So in this, like, yeah, just because because your kid is like a performer doesn't mean that she has the right to film him. And

Speaker 2 just

Speaker 2 all around strain.

Speaker 2 No good. What do you think? I totally agree.
Unfortunately, I've watched enough TikTok to know that when you're in public, there can't be an expectation of privacy.

Speaker 2 So, technically, by law, people are allowed to film you. But by what's good, by street justice, fuck out of here.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I can't imagine like that influencer or whatever that loser girl was her pretending that if she posted that video of her filming a two-year-old and the mother saying stop filming my child that her followers would have her back what delusion what delusional planet are you on okay no one will have your back there's nobody more vicious than mothers coming for a mother on tick tock okay

Speaker 2 you're done you're kaput You should post it. You'll get canceled.
That's an actually cancelable offense.

Speaker 2 Somebody filming a two-year-old without their parents permission is a cancelable offense should we

Speaker 2 what are you nuts what are you nuts we should our what are you nuts moment of the week are our gripes with people places and things both big and small whatever's sticking in your craw ben what do you got i don't what do you got oh i'll start i will yeah yeah so as i mentioned my sweet boy meyer for the first couple days in the hospital he was having trouble eating they said his suck wasn't strong enough so now weeks later he's been going to the pediatrician knock wood, everything's fine.

Speaker 2 But, you know, a week after we got out of the hospital, I said to the pediatrician, do you think his

Speaker 2 suck is okay? I know like he was having some issues with it. And he goes, oh, let me say he bare hand fingered my son's mouth and put it on his suck reflex.
I guess it's somewhere in their gum.

Speaker 2 And then he just, you know. proceeded to have a perfect, you know, a perfect suck.
And he goes, no, it's strong. It's great.
And I'm like, what are you nuts?

Speaker 2 What are we not going to glove up for this?

Speaker 2 Like, bare finger in the mouth.

Speaker 2 That is the biggest what are you nuts I've ever heard. It's like, how are we not gloving up, my dude? Like, at least

Speaker 2 buy him a glass of milk first. Did he at least visibly wash his hands in front of you? Or this is just a bare hand? It was a bare hander.
It was, it was some

Speaker 2 pioneer medicine. He can't go back.
This is no good. This is no good.
I'll stay in theme with you. My woody nuts is

Speaker 2 for the first, I don't know, weeks of Ruby's life, we bring him to a doctor and first thing they would say is, oh, don't worry. Don't worry.
His head, it'll be totally fine.

Speaker 2 I'm like, what are you nuts? His head is perfect. They were counting because apparently they're worried that babies that are C-section will have like a flat head.

Speaker 2 And it's like, he's literally perfect. Like, what are you talking about? Woody nuts.
Like, oh, yeah, don't worry. It'll be fine.
I didn't, I wasn't worried. There's no worry.
Okay.

Speaker 2 I'm not worried. What are you, nuts? Keep it to yourself.
Okay.

Speaker 2 You know what else is nuts, Josh? Not giving this episode five stars. I was going to say that.
That's what I was going to say. And what else is nuts, folks? Is not giving us five stars on everywhere.

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I don't think you can review YouTube. Leave us a comment.
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