Objectifying Men with Kid David

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All right, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. You know, last episode, we talked about my dear friend, Kid David Shreibman, and his goings-ons, his debaucherous running around, his young, single, mid-30s man, and sort of the jubilee, the hijinks, the tomfoolery, some would say, that he has found himself in.
One story in particular, but we will get to that. First, I'd like to introduce my friend, Kid David Treibman.
How's it going? How's it going? This place is gorgeous.

And just so everybody knows, I've never met Kid David.

He seems lovely, but we're going to get to know each other on this podcast.

So I'm going to ask many questions.

First and foremost, how are you and how old are you?

Are you kidding me?

I literally feel like I'm digging myself out of a hole in this podcast, but it'll be fine.

You're going to leave this podcast with a wife.

I'm just letting you know. I know how you guys feel about unmarried mid-30s men that don't have wires you've referred to us as feral and that's okay i'm quite feral yeah so wait for what'd you say what's my name no not what's your name how old are you oh how old am i i'm 36 years young okay and how many how many suitors have we had in life oh my gosh Well gosh.
Well, maybe we should have it outside there. You really jumped it in there.
How many serious girlfriends or boyfriends have we had? Serious partners. Yes.
Why don't we talk about how we met? We'll get there. Yeah, bad starting point, man.
But yeah. Kid David and I were in a little movie called Battle of the Year.
And I know you've seen it because in my list of filmography, there's Oppenheimer. There's Oppenheimer.
Then there's Battle of the Year, which is a 3D dance movie with Chris Brown. And I'm going to gush for a second here.
Like, first of all, David is, I mean, Ben, if you were here in person, the Freyloch, the kibitzing we would do, the son of a rabbi, and arguably one of the greatest break dancers who has ever lived or will live, recent commentator on the Olympics. Let's talk Reagan.

We have to,

but he's a spectacular artist,

an incredible person.

And I,

we were doing the movie and we were flying to France to shoot the movie on our

first day.

And this is a little pro-Semitism.

I'd say a little pro-Semite.

The dancers saw David and I and said,

you guys are Jewish. You should probably sit

together.

First class, though. We were in first class.

Of course. We're Jewish.
Thank God.

Of course. And we've been friends

ever since. Yes.

That is excellent. Well, Mr.

David, thank you for joining. We're

so happy to have you. And

yeah, I wish that I was there. Hold

all of your hands. We could have a little kumbaya moment.

I listen to this podcast. I'm a regular

listener. Well, to have you.
And yeah, I wish that I was there. Hold all of your hands.
We could have a little kumbaya moment. I listen to this podcast.
I'm a regular listener. Well, then that's excellent.
Like, I think you're funny. I think you're funny.
I think you guys are both great. We are.
Thank you. You're good.
Yeah. Are you from LA? I know.
You know, I'm from San Francisco. Cool.
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. That's cool cool and how long have you been in LA? I moved to LA in 2007 so how long is that? Almost 20 years almost 20 years Josh I was going to tell you I was scrolling TikTok yesterday and I did see that clip that you and Olivia were talking about that I had never seen before of you I guess at 11 or 12 years old 16 i just have the voice of a 10 year old it was the best scene i've ever seen in my life mean creek oh have you seen mean creek he hasn't seen the wackness i mean there's the wackness i'm going home and i'm watching it immediately you need to watch mean creek he's amazing in mean creek and actually all the listeners need to see mean creek too.
Mean Creek. We have to.
He's incredible. He's incredible in that movie.
It was the best clip I've ever seen. Is he going off? Is it that clip? Yeah.
On the boat. Going off.
Yeah. Are you kidding me? So good.
So good. I loved it.
So where do we want to start, Ben and Olivia? You lead us because David is too very. Here's the thing about David.

I knew David.

Okay.

There's so many.

I was 25.

He was 23.

Around 28, David went through a late life growth spurt.

I'm going to be honest.

And he was like, because before he was like this cute Jewish guy.

And then all of a sudden he was like, I'm represented by Ford models. And I was like, what? And then I don't know what happened.
You like grew into your face. I don't know what happened.
Something happened, right? I was not a good looking. You were, you were adorable, but you leveled up.
Something happened. You had a moment.
And with that came a new chapter of canoodling in his life.

And so there's that.

There's the women.

And then there's the work.

Because this guy, this guy's been on tour with Justin Bieber.

You heard of this man?

I have.

I'm a Belieber.

With Taylor Swift.

You know her?

Yes.

I mean.

I did the Oscars last year, last Academy Awards with Ryan Gosling performing for the Barbie movie. I'm not trying to drop names here.
No, you should. Are you kidding me? What? Do you know what podcast you're on? Bring it.
And just like, for example, you'd think Ryan Gosling. Okay, is Ryan bigger than Taylor? Like, you tell me.
No. No.
He's not, right? No, but also. He is, which is insane.

But an actor will never be bigger than a musician because music is.

That was actually a crazy question.

That was a crazy question.

Is Ryan Gosling bigger than Taylor Swift?

I know.

Is Taylor no one bigger than Taylor Swift?

No one.

But Ryan's pretty big.

Absolutely.

Is no one bigger?

Maybe The Rock.

Is The Rock bigger than Taylor Swift?

No. No.
No way. So no one's bigger than taylor swift maybe little way i was just gonna say i was just gonna say ryan was a pleasure like ryan getting me like the type of guy he's looking you in the eyes he's like he knows your name he's like hey david like after 20 minutes there's certain people and i remember you talking about this like when you met people like tom h it's like, they know how powerful it is that you're meeting them.
And they know that you might assume that they're going to be kind of some type of way. They go out of their way to be, you know, normal.
You're totally right. It's a story I've told from, I was, when I was doing a show with John Stamos, he invited me to his birthday party and Tom Hanks was there.
And I'll never forget that I saw Tom Hanks ask John what my name was like from afar. And then he came up and he was like, Josh, nice to meet you.
I'm Tom. Because I'm sure so many people are intimidated to come up to him that he bridges the gap for you.
That's lovely. It was.
What a nice gesture. Yeah.
It was like that with Ryan. Same thing.
See, I call him Ryan. Ry dog.
Ry. JB.
And what did you think of the Barbie movie? I'll be honest. I was going through some stuff at the time with a lady, which is normal.
Fair. And dude, I cried.
Barbie made me cry. What the fuck? Like, you said that the Wicked movie made you bereft, Ben.
What are we talking about? The Wicked movie did leave me bereft. I was on an airplane, though, you know.
Did you see the substance? No. Is it a horror movie? Yeah No, I didn't I saw Nosferatu I think that every single person that cried during the Barbie movie Should see the substance Because I think we spoke about this You don't know what I was going through, man Barbie tried to accomplish with Barbie dolls They actually accomplished In this crazy sicko horror horror movie and my my accent almost horror the greatest jewish horror movie would be a horror in florida oh my gosh you brought up steve harvey before and it reminded me of a story that I've never told you, Josh, about Steve Harvey.
First of all, the best legend. Family Feud.
I could watch it all day long, every day. His teeth.
His teeth. The gold standard of teeth.
Yeah. And I once heard he gets a massage a day.
A massage a day. He is a masseuse come after Family Feud.
He gets rubbed every single day. But Claudia's first time ever on TV, I guess this was like 2012 or 13.
We had been dating like a year. The Steve Harvey show reached out to her and they said, we'd love to have Claudia on for this dating segment where Steve is going to help Claudia find a man.
And she came to me and she's like, I know we're I know we're together, but like, do you mind if I do this? I'm like, of course not. No, no worries.
So me and Claudia went to Chicago to the taping of, I guess it was the Steve Harvey show. And I literally sat in the audience while Steve Harvey set my wife up with another man.
Oh my gosh. And roll the clip.
And we're back. Holy crap, dude.
And who was this schmo that was dating your beloved? Oh, this. He was ugly, too.
Ugly? He was fine looking. He was honestly handsome.
Are his teeth real? No. Are anybody's teeth real? No one in Hollywood.
I'm worried about these questions. Is Taylor Swift bigger than Ryan Gosling? And are Steve Harvey's horse teeth real? No.
These are the questions that we give when aliens land on Earth to figure out whether they're human or not. Excuse me, extraterrestrial.
Are Steve Harvey's teeth real? I'm not sure. It's an alien.
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But I also think that famous people, when you get to a certain level of success, veneers are just, it has to, it happens. You ever seen a pair of those things? Sometimes they're like not shaped down enough.
They're just like, I want them.

Claudia won't let me,

but my teeth are a little bit small.

Wow.

I could see you with it.

Can you?

She said that I would look like Steve Harvey,

which is just,

no,

it's a compliment on Steve.

Steve can do it.

I can't do it.

You can do it, but it's going to cost you a hundred grand for good ones.

Yeah.

I guess I shouldn't barter teeth. That.
No, you can't do posts for teeth. No.
I'll give you a frame a month per tooth until we're done. And they have to shave them down in the little nubbins.
Oh yeah, when they're not shaved. Dude.
I knew a guy actually during one of these bad dance movies that we've done oh no but you already know this kid he got veneers like two months before we shot and he shows up to set and they were just like it was bad it's a lot like i don't even think you can match cut it was like yeah i want to have full orthognathic surgery because i have a underbite look for the people at home look you ready for this look at that that's my bite that's f guys that is f your top teeth are supposed to go over your bottom teeth mine do not they i have something called an open bite also known as a cross bite but the way to fix it is to literally break your jaw and it'll make me even cuter which would be like who thought that was possible but i'll look different and i like right now what would it change i would just my jaw my chin would be out would be more forward yes and so what are we doing this for what problem would this solve is profile pain and i look crazy oh you have pain because of it in my job? Because imagine if you were like walking

with like an extra inch on one of your heels every single day, like because it's it's not balanced. My jaw sort of I chew things on one side.
It's just weird. Is it connected to your TMJ issue? Yeah, it's connected to my TMJ.
And what list? I was just gonna say

I'm just saying I hear no lisp

God bless you

Well I don't i yeah you have self-proclaimed lisp can you imagine me without a lisp and like a prominent chin now i feel bad now i feel like when i was in grade school and they were like josh go to the speech office and i'm like okay and i'm like walking down the hall going like i'm 190 pounds I'm 5'2 I have a lisp like I have no dad what the fuck and 190 pounds and 5'2 is so cute I was at a restaurant the other night and there was actually a 600 pound waiter and I turned to my my dad and I was like, that guy, like me and me and my dad locked eyes were like, that guy is cute. Yeah.
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It's like Vanderpump rules, but for Overeaters Anonymous. That would be amazing.
Can you imagine a fat Vanderpump Rules? How good would that be?

So good?

Oh, my God.

We need more fat people on TV.

Like, that's just what it is. You guys talk about fat people a lot on your podcast.

Because we are.

But you're not anymore.

It's not.

You talk about it like.

Look, I can't explain.

Have you ever been fat?

You don't strike me as a fat person.

No, never. No.
Okay. But I will say don't strike me as a fat person no never no okay

so i will say there's something called a fat heart okay once you've been fat you have a fat

heart which means you just you're just fat like can you talk about fat people for the rest of

your life as if you're one yes yeah i'm i'm morbidly obese even if i like spent two months

in ouch i'm morbidly obese no matter what like it's a part of who i am like i i love it

Thank you. morbidly obese even if i like spent two months in auschwitz i'm morbidly obese no matter what like it's a part of who i am like i i love it like me and josh you should see you should see our dms it's like anything from like i just sent him this like 900 pound man who flops his belly over his penis or there's our favorite the fat people who find areas of theme parks where they can properly sit in a booth.
There's an account where this is the type of restaurant where me and my 600 pound family can fit. Plus size writers.
Was it offended by the whale? No, loved. Wasn't there a community of people like offended by the whale? That movie was a lot.
It was insane. I wasn't offended.
First of all, shout out, Brendan Fraser. Great job in that movie.
Oh my God. Great job.
So disgusting though. Nobody needs to make this fucking movie.
Apparently that's what the, are we allowed to say fat? Can I say fat? Are you allowed to say fat? Yes. Fat is.
I can say the F word? Okay. But apparently the fat community was upset by how gross, how gross looked in it the truth is like we're not like that as somebody that definitely has like a bit of an overeating issue i texted josh the other night i'm like is it a problem that i blacked out and ate an entire pint of thigh yogurt like a whole pint like that's not good like you're supposed to have a cup of yogurt and be satisfied i have an overeating problem i can see how one could get to the place that he's at the thing that that i hated about the movie was the enabler like this random woman that he was with that like oh hey good to see you here's your here's your footlong sub like be a friend stop feeding this man i hated you hate it? It did offend you.
It offended you. But it didn't offend me.
Maybe it offended me. It's extreme.
But of course, movies are conflict. Right.
And like we want high stakes. And so we show the extreme.
Imagine if you were watching Leaving Las Vegas and you're like, well, Nicolas Cage, like there are some people who are able to be alcoholics and not kill themselves over it. It's like, well, no, we're showcasing people who are at that point in their using.
And unfortunately, I like absolutely. There are bigger people who are beautiful that handle it perfectly.
And it's not a thing. But there are the extreme cases which the whale is showing.
That's what's interesting to see. Josh, you are casually name dropping just amazing people.
Nick Cage. I just watched National Treasure 1 and 2.
We're going to steal the Constitution. I recently shuffled through a Nick Cage movie.
I watched that. There's something about...
National Treasure is a national treasure. It's like the best.
It's one of the best. You love Perfect Unknown, huh? So did David.
I think Total Unknown. My version is A Complete Unknown.
A Complete Unknown. I'm like a late Blooming Timothy Chalamet fan.
I'm not a fan, but I'm starting to get it. Oh yeah, I get get it too i i get it too and i liked the movie i think because i like bob dylan like i just liked listening to like good music and like watching something peaceful that wasn't so it wasn't a stressful movie by any means you didn't have to like it was make an effort to follow just like nice it was just nice it wasn't i guess as i'm saying't particularly good, but it was very pleasant.
And he was good. But he was weird on SNL last week.
Am I weird for saying that? It felt weird. Why? I don't know.
Really? It's his first impression. I was just like, oh, no.
I didn't see it. I don't know.
I'm just like, this feels weird. He just seems to crush it on everything.
Like he crushed it on like Saturday game Saturday game day. The college stats and stuff.
Yeah, with the college football. I just saw him on.
Who's the big Elvis in the Z Morning Zoo or whatever it's called in New York? Who's the radio guy? Elvis Duran. Elvis in the Morning Zoo? Elvis Duran.
Isn't he like... Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Like in LA, we Seacrest on 98.7. Yeah, no, Elvis Duran is Z100.
Z100. But now he's on Sirius XM, I think.
But anyway, Timothy was on that and he's like, I listen to you every morning. He's like calling out the catchphrase.
And I'm like, how do you not like this guy? Yeah, he was like, no, he knows how to play the game. With that being said, there's other there's other people that can play roles.
Like, come on. You don't have to give them every role.
Give them my roles for sure. I don't need it.
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But it was worth a try.

Like, look.

Well, let me tee you up.

Last week, we talked about how my friend, Kid, who's been going around and having a nice time and being single at 36 and online dating and being represented by Ford models and dancing for all the biggest names in the world.

So you've come over biweekly to my home for dinner and you tell my wife and I these stories.

Thank you. And so I shared one here and then I called you and it basically had to do with the fact that you have found that more girls lately have been asking you to film when you guys are canoodling, which you're okay with, ben and please jump in here said clearly you are on a reddit forum for only fans positive dating options i just don't see any other way that like this could be happening and perhaps i'm quite removed let me let me turn the table have you ever filmed a canoodle no are you interested in a canoodle I shower with the lights off certainly yeah no first of all is you okay let's just let's start here Ben if you filmed a canoodle with you and your wife I'm aware that you've been together for quite a long time yes you would see yourself make faces that you've never seen your best here but first of all, I I literally this is teeing up my what are you nuts for later? But I got I was stretched by a 20 year old named Ibrahim.
And as he was pushing back my leg, he said, oh, your eyes are fluttering. If only you had it on tape.
Oh, my God. I was so uncomfortable.
So I assume I make strange faces while I'm thrusting my woman. Absolutely.
Oh, my God. So how does it start? The first time you go on a date with this person, things go well well you guys are moving to the bedroom how does it get brought up i mean i had one that was like this was literally like quite the one night stand i was like outside of a bar and also like i just think this needs to be done more often like men need to be objectified yes title i'm not objectified enough'm saying? This girl comes up to me.
She goes, holy fuck, you are so fucking hot. She grabs me.
You're coming with me. Ben and I can relate.
Zoom in on my face. Look, that doesn't happen to me ever.
I'm serious. It doesn't, especially with cute girls.
Like, oh my gosh, am I going to get canceled? No, it's good. Okay.
Our audience is fine. They're safe.
Yeah. This is the thing is like when men aggressively hit on women all the time, it's like, oh, my God, just stop.
Just stop. Just stop.
Because it's gross. Like when people are aggressive.
That's right. That's right.
Yes. It's like enough.
And I get it. But when a woman does it, oh, my God.
Olivia, what do we think of this? I agree that men need to be more objectified.

The focus has been on women for too long.

Let's turn the tables.

I'm glad that.

Yeah.

Thank you.

1000%. And it felt good.

It felt good.

I was like,

yes,

I thank you for telling me I'm hot and whatever.

Anyway,

we end up having a great night.

We're dancing and we drink and we go back to my hotel.

I was like working for the weekend and we start a canoodle. And she's oh my god like i want to film it was mid canoodle phone was on the nightstand grab the phone and there we go okay first of all logistics wise does she bring a tripod is there a drone no like how many angles the flash on and it's like is it perched up against like a lamp oh pia while you're you holding it yes because they want to see that i'm not saying they okay people want to see themselves that's the hot part and then they put a hypothetical out there then i'm just gonna keep 20 effects with that wait so they're filming themselves they're holding it i'm more stuff than holding the camera so So they're filming you? I'm filming.
It's PLD. You're filming them.
Them and my bottom half. Oh.
Is this insane? That's fucking. I don't know, Olivia.
Is this insane? That's pretty fucking cool. It's not.
No. It's not.
It's not cool. It's not insane.
It's not insane. Okay, look.

I'm also just going to clarify that this was months ago.

Generations ago.

Let's say your wife was out on work for seven days doing her thing.

And you wanted to canoodle with yourself.

Yes.

Which I assume you canoodle with yourself sometimes.

You guys call it self-canoodling?

Sure.

Yeah, sure.

Self-canoodling.

Now, when you canoodle with yourself, are you using your imagination or do you need to see things? Honestly, I can do either. Me too, Ben.
Good for us. I swear to God, I can do either.
Get me a pipe and an ascot. I'm an old-fashioned gentleman.
I still have in my head from when I'm 13 years old, Robin Bird, Channel 54.

She's 60 years old on the pole.

Do you know what I'm talking about, Josh, with the heavy bush?

Oh, please.

I can revisit exes.

Hello, Diane.

Leg up.

Okay, so let me.

Okay.

You guys have talked about this.

Like, pornography is a problem. Okay? It can be.
I don't like single Yeah And like this is the thing Ben If you were to watch content Why not be the content That you're watching When you're canodling with yourself Be you and your wife Rather than Someone else That's a beautiful Beautiful sentiment It is Yeah I'd rather I'd rather picture Robin Bird. It's because our bodies look like plastic surgery before videos.
We look like the picture on the left. It's weird watching it back.
The picture on the left. I also would need to flip the video.
I'm sure my head would look weird It depends on which angle You don't put your head in it You know how like you can only take selfies Like I can only take selfies In Instagram if I take them in the camera My head looks weird I need to reorient the video I get that That's why I remember On the pod that you pod that you mentioned this story it's like why are they doing it what are they doing with these videos right i think they're monetizing it and putting it on their only fans specific woman that i think was potentially because how often and different she was prepared with setups what does that mean are we talking tripods are we talking ring lights on the wall film in the mirror, all these details Gotcha, and like merch OnlyFans merch And do you see residuals? No, I've never actually Saw that they're potentially Putting this stuff on the internet and making money But if I did, I'd expect residuals You should get cut in 100% I should be cut in But they're not even sending you the video. Is this correct? Yes, sometimes.
How do we feel about that? That's what made me suspicious about that one because it was always on her phone. Other ones had been on my phone.
Like, okay, send me the video. But my instinct, and I would agree, I think it's hot to watch it back and watch that rather than whatever you need to do at the porn you know i mean it is porn but it's like this is the experience you have do i sound insane no i don't think that's insane i don't think you sound insane i think it's i think it's lovely i think it's lovely and it's kind of hot it's like hot i think it's you think it's slightly generational it's like gen z i think like the stigma like that it's's lovely.
And it's kind of hot. It's like hot.
I think it's, you think it's slightly generational.

It's like Gen Z.

I think like the stigma, like that it's not weird.

And I, no, I don't think it's weird.

And I also think that it just, you know, I'm a public person, right? So that's always been my fear, right?

That like, I'm taking some like selfie in the bathroom because like, I want to see if

I like look a little less fat than usual, that it's going to leak. You know what I'm saying? K wasn't concerned.
Paris Elton wasn't concerned. Certainly some people use it to their advantage.
Shut up, Ben. I just, I just had such a, just, just a terrible image.
Ben, I'll send you a couple. I look good.
I look really good, but I cut it off at the right places. But like my wife, who's a civilian, who's never in never in entertainment or whatever, of course, when we were dating, I'd be like, hey, send me a little naughty photo.
And she'd be like, hey, I'll never do that. Because she just was worried that it would leak.
So it seems like that people are less worried about their new... Like, here you are being like, because I brought it up to you i'm like what if it comes out or like leaked or something you're like and what like literally i don't care whoa i understand not caring no i'm not saying i'm no i'm like i look i look great or i'm like whatever but i don't i think what do you think your face wasn't in it anyways right no but i got tattoos below the waist so you could figure it You said your face wasn't in it anyways.
Right. Your face wasn't in it.
I got tattoos below the waist. So you could figure it out.
But your face wasn't in it. No.
My face wasn't. Honestly my dream is.
Sometimes I. Not sometimes.
I always walk around my apartment naked. And we have.
We have exclusively glass windows. And there's buildings all over.
People can see in. And my dream.
Is that somebody takes a picture of me ass naked. Throws it on the internet.
And I can sue him. Hell yes.
That is like my. in and my dream is that somebody takes a picture of me ass naked throws it on the internet and i can sue him that is like my that is my dream dreamer the problem with what you're the problem with what you're doing is that it's consensual so if somebody were to throw it on the internet i don't actually it's not consensual for mass distribution you would still have a claim probably i'd be like that's my leg that's my tattoo well i don't know well yes no it's in private property the expectation of privacy is there because it's in your place if i was on the beach it'd be a different story yeah if you're in public then you can film whatever you want in public oh yeah but olivia if you feel comfortable commenting like amongst amongst your contemporaries or whomever like is it are some people just more uptight and nervous about that than others you have friends who are like oh i wouldn't mind if if something came out yeah i well i think everybody would be at least like again being more of like a normal person you know not being like as in the public eye obviously by any means it's like something that we're all still worried about like something coming out nobody really wants that but also I think like people are definitely more open to like filming and I have like like my friends have like discussed that before too that's something that's like you know they've experimented with but I'm trying to find the best way to say no no just say Olivia um but I will say the thing that like keeps popping up in my mind when I was in high school,

they made us do like these digital footprint assemblies every year. And they were like, never send a nude image because if you do and it gets on the internet, you're going to want to kill yourself.
And that was just like what they told us like once a year all the time. So that's just like deeply ingrained in my memory to the point where I'm like afraid to post normal things on the internet.
But when it comes to like a private, you know, piece for like you and your partner or whatever, like, I think that's fine. You just have to trust each other.
And then like, if you break up, make a code or whatever that it's like, we're going to get rid of that material. You know what I mean? So I think there's a little less stigma in like personal lives, but still there's a fear that it could get out somewhere.
And just to make us clear,

I've had that.

I've had a woman after,

like after we stopped talking

and canoodling,

like, hey, can you delete those?

Like, can you delete everything you have?

And I'm like, yeah, all of them.

Wow, what an interesting landscape.

It's fascinating.

This is fascinating.

Is this podcast getting too edgy?

What kind of-

No, it's good.

My mom's going to be thrilled.

What kind of a nosh do you have to watch your OnlyFans videos with your partner? Like, what, is that a charcuterie board? Are we just talking popcorn and M&Ms? I think you need, like, you need something that's definitely not gassy. Because if you're watching yourself and all of a sudden you're like ripping like a really like gassy stew-like part.
Yeah, no cheese. It's no stew.
No veggies. It's over.
Imagine. Let me put on a pot of stew.
I thought we could watch videos of us fucking and eat shepherd's pie. Oh my God.
Honestly. This calls for a chili.
Oh, that's good. Wow.
So, I mean, I think like, I honestly think we could transition to speak pipes. Is there anything else you want to share with the class? That's it.
I do not at all. I'm single.

You want to do a speak pipe?

Yeah, I think we would be remiss not to get to a speak pipe.

If you want to leave us a message, you want to ask us a question,

go to speakpipe.com slash good guys.

Keep it brief.

Brevity is key.

Let's get to it.

Sorry.

Hold on.

We're going to get there.

Let's hear from, I don't know.

Hey, good guys.

I have a problem that I would love your advice on.

Thank you. Sorry.
Hold on. We're going to get there.
Let's hear from I don't know. Hey, good guys.
I have a problem that I would love your advice on. My boyfriend is going on a trip with friends that includes a girl who is single that will be there.
I can't go because I already actually had a trip planned with my girlfriend. But my boyfriend was picking the Airbnb and he told me that he might have to share a bed with the only single girl on the trip.
Whoa. I wasn't comfortable with that and said, I really didn't want that to happen.
I didn't even care if they shared the same room. I just really was uncomfortable with them sleeping in the same bed.
He said, as long as I trust him because he loves me, he wants to be with me. All they would be doing is sleeping.
Nothing would happen. And I shouldn't have a problem with it.
Am I crazy for being really uncomfortable

in this situation? No.

You are with a gaslighter.

Yeah. Holy shit.

Holy shit.

That's crazy.

No, for sure.

If you happen to have to sleep

with the only single girl, like, not only

is that guy probably cheating on you, he's now

lying to your face and then gaslighting you,

Ben. I guess you gotta be, like, he's

not lying. Like, he's very upfront

All right. the only single girl like not only is that guy probably cheating on you he's now he's lying to your face and then gaslighting you ben i guess you gotta be like he's not lying like he's very upfront and honest which is not so strange no like he's definitely gonna cheat on her but he's i think he already telling he's actively telling her he's like by the way like it's a little awkward i have to share a bed with a single girl like i don't even know he's what he's so manipulative it's so terrible it's so manipulative because it's like not only am i telling you but you should trust me like and then it's on the attack i don't like that it's it's awful this guy is terrible sleep on the couch like are you insane like leave him yeah it's terrible it's terrible leave the single girl the kid david claudia wouldn't let me go to lunch with a single girl like sleeping in the same house could you not go to lunch with a single girl no no really yeah no no i don't really like no no wow you guys it's also just never really come up what in what context would I be going to lunch with a single girl? I don't know business.

For its society?

You have a new problem?

But I don't know that she's single because, sure, maybe I have been to lunch with a business

person that could have been single, but her relationship never came up.

It's never like, hi, this girl is single.

I'm going to have lunch.

That would be nuts.

What if you had worked with someone in some capacity a publicist or whomever and you just

remain friendly because it was like quasi-professional quasi just socially friendly and she was like hey let's you know i'm in the city let's grab lunch for whatever like i get i guess by complete coincidence the only relationships like that that i have are with lesbians interesting i don't know I don't know

next speak pipe

but yeah

this girl should dump him

this is too much

it's not too much next one huge moron huge fan of the toast i'm in a bit of a situation i need your help i'll keep it brief brevity is key so i'm about to go look at a new apartment that i want to split with my really good friend me and him grew up together i also grew up with his twin sister who we've definitely grown apart over the years because she's just a hot mess. I don't trust her friends.
I don't trust her boyfriend. She doesn't even have a job.
I know that if we go into this apartment together, that she's always going to be there. And I can't have that.
I just don't want her where I live. I just don't trust her.
I don't like her. I don't like her friends.
And everything is perfect with the setup with me and him, but his twin sister just is the worst. And I don't really know how to phrase that.
And what do I do? What do I say? You don't live with him. What are you nuts? You can't control if a guy has his sister over.
It's it. That's it.
Who chooses these big pipes? Me. We don't have a lot to choose from.
Let me be honest. How many do you get on an episode? The Big Society announced that? We probably get like 35,000 an app.

Nice.

You chose on the name of what you're going to call them?

No, I like Good High.

Not Good High.

And I think we're getting close to Good High.

We're locking in Good High right now.

I just got some stationary, some Good High stationary,

and I'm having someone work on a logo.

Are we going to speak pipes for men?

Yeah.

Okay, just curious. Yeah, I'm trying to think.
I don't think this was from a dude. A guy did call, but it wasn't great.
So I deleted it. What for the gals? No, we're guys gals.
We really are. Next one.
Wait, we're guys gals? We're gal guys? Remember we thought about that for the name of the pod and then we thought it would just be a trans pod and so we didn't want to do like a beat and switch yeah oh we have to talk about amelia perez holy crap this movie was insane yes it was just i don't even get how a movie like this can be green lit. Like this is it's a crazy story.
It is. I couldn't get you five minutes of it.
No, like you're you're watching this movie. I'll summarize it very quickly.
Spoiler alert, but don't see it so you can be spoiled. But spoiler alert, you're watching this movie.
It's about the cartel. This guy who's the like head of the cartel wants to transition to a woman because he's always wanted to be a woman seemed earnest whatever and then the whole other half of the movie he finds a way to pretend to be the aunt of his former children and lives with his former wife and lives with his former kids and they're like you smell like my papa and she's like i'm not your papa like i'm

auntie and then auntie just like dies the car like goes off a cliff like it was so fucking weird yeah that's emilia perez i heard also i've had like five different people try to explain the plot about movie three i'm like how to see it there's no plot there it doesn't people like Oh, sorry.

Also, the transitioned cartel gang leader then becomes an activist for cartel crime and it's a musical you're leaving that part out there and it's a spanish musical it's a spanish musical made by a frenchman casting a Selena Gomez that doesn't speak Spanish. Selena Gomez doesn't speak Spanish? No, that was the biggest thing.
If you Google it, they're all like, if you actually know Spanish, you know that the way she's saying these things is wrong. Is it like Hilaria Baldwin? Cebollas.
Yes. How do you say cebobolla? Onion.
Zoe's fantastic. She's fantastic.
She's hot. And Selena's crushing it, dude.
She got double nominated for the Golden Globes. Benny Blancs.
Another tribe member shout out. All right.
One more speak pipe. Then we'll get to get your what are you nuts ready.
I know it's a lot of press. This one's from I don't know.
Hey, good guys. Listening to your episode talking about BH.
And I realized that that's a Jewish term. And I know what you're saying.
But the only BH I know is butthole. And so every time you say BH, I just keep thinking of butthole.
And I don't think that's what you mean. But I want you to know that maybe there's someone else out there who's thinking you're saying butthole.
Lady, nobody abbreviates butthole B-H. Like, shut up.
Nobody's ever abbreviated butthole B-H. Like, no.
Okay, geez. No, if anything, maybe a stretch, Josh, instead of Baruch Hashem, maybe B&H photo I think of.
Which is also super Jewish. Yeah, totally Jewish place.
But yes, we say Baruch Hashem, thank you, God. And it's sort of used as also like a way to ward off bad things, God forbid.
So, yes, God forbid, God forbid. Exactly.
God forbid. God forbid.
Kid is the son of a rabbi, the great Rabbi Henry Shribman. How often does your father say BH? Like Baruch Hashem or abbreviated as BH? Either.
He's never abbreviated like BH. I think that's a good guess.
Do you guys, is that a thing? i thought you guys did that one episode no bh bh bh it might be a new thing he's a little it's very gen z of us it's kind of like you filming sex like it's i'm gonna give something wonderfully hallmarkian for this dirty birdie episode so i played a rabbi in a movie the musical. And of course, you know, me, Ronnie does his research over here, Ronnie research.
So I said, David, I'm Peter paperwork and Ronnie research. So I said to David, I'm like, can I chat with your dad and just like learn some things about being a rabbi? So I talked to him and he was so lovely.
And he taught me something about, cause my character is helping put this kid through his bar mitzvah to learn his Haftorah and his Torah portion that he reads in front of the entire congregation. And the great rabbi Shryman said, listen, having a bar or a bat mitzvah at 13 years old doesn't make you a man, doesn't make you a woman.
It's all ridiculous. He's like, what it does is it enters a really difficult task of learning an ancient language and disrupts what should otherwise be a pretty wonderful childhood with this unnecessarily difficult task.
But if you are able to get through that with grace, it will teach you at a young age how to get through challenging things with grace. And that's what being Jewish is about.
That is beautiful. Right.
That is beautiful. And Josh's ability to remember that is insane.
It's very Josh. It's beautiful.
Apparently I didn't listen to him my entire life. No, he'd be so proud.
I'm going to tell him to listen to this podcast. I think he should be very proud of you.
Oh, thank you, Ben. He should be very proud of you.
Thank you. Very proud.
Thank you. But that is a lovely, clearly a great rabbi.
Probably gives a great sermon. He's quite the sermon man.
He is. Yes.
Wow. I love a good sermon.
Yeah. He never wanted to be the rabbi that was like belong to a congregation.
He was the guy that would just like cruise in and drop a sermon. Yeah.
That's nice. by sermon professor of ancient languages and some pretty big universities in northern california yeah very cool should we get to our what are you nuts yes okay our what are you nuts moment of the week or is our gripes with people places and things big and small whatever sticking in your craw then please go first i remember i remember all So I'm at, I go to this new place.
I'm actually not going to name the exact place, but it's a stretching place. Okay.
I'm sure you guys have this assisted stretching. It's mainly for the injured or the morbidly obese people that like to go in.
We like to lay down. We like to be stretched.
I'm trying to open up my hips. I'm trying to work on my general rotation, push back.
My arms are a little bit stiff. So I like going in and I go in and this, he told me he was 20.
I was like, he doesn't look 20. He's like, I'm 20 years old.
My name is Ibrahim. I'm already thinking to myself, oh my God, there's a 20 year old college student who's doing this for me.
He's like, okay, let's, let's talk through what we're going to do. I heard from the manager that we're going to open up your hips.
Now, before I do that, I want to know, do I have permission to touch you? Sir, what are you nuts? Of course you have permission to touch me. We're at a stretching, assisted stretching.
What else you wouldn't even do with your mind? You're going to use your mind to stretch me? Like it just, I just, I can't stand with this culture. Do I have permission to touch to touch you like obviously that doesn't apply to a place where you're being assisted assisted stretching that applies to maybe canoodling maybe whatever it may be consent very important not when you're at a place where you know what I mean that's like if you walked into the the Ritz to get a massage and your masseuse said to you do I have have permission to touch? No, I'm out of here.
It's done. The vibe is over.
Right. No, that's, yeah, it's crazy.
Crazy. So good.
My Woody and Nuts is I was watching my new favorite show on Max, The Pit. Excellent.
Shout out John Wells. Wow.
It's so good. Love it.
Love it. Love it.
And there was an advertisement for a new show, reality show, competition show on Max, who's called Human vs. Hamster.
Let's start there. It's humans running through gigantic hamster type obstacle courses.
Oh, my God. They're drinking from the water spout.
And then it ends with Human vs. Hamster brought to you by Chip and Joanna Gaines.
Nuts! Nuts! What do they have to do with this? As though someone was like, I'm on the fence.

Who's it produced by?

I'm in.

I love Chip and Joe, though.

Me too.

They're awesome, but they're moguls.

That would not maybe push me towards hamster versus human.

Anyway.

Do you have one?

I mean, your life is a little bit of a what are you not but no i think my quick one would be the other day it rained in la and it didn't has a rain forever and as soon as it rains in la people's fucking common sense go out the window the way they drive what they're wearing and the fashion is what really irks me. These guys in their duck boots and winter coats, and it's 70 degrees out.
That's my what are you nuts. It's 70 degrees.
It rained once. Why are you wearing your duck boots? Why did your girl let you leave the house with those? Why do they even own them? Olivia, what do you think about duck boots? You know what I'm talking about? Nuts.
Absolutely nuts. Yeah, yeah.
Like the old school little kid boots. What's even more nuts is how do you own duck boots when it's perpetually a drought? They're saving it for that one day.
Like it should be something that I would throw away. When do you need it? They're saving it for that one day.
And it's my wedding and us. This is the problem with the house.
You have too much room. Too much room for junk.
Okay? Too much room for junk. You don't save rain boots when you live in a place that has a perpetual drought.
You don't need rain boots in LA. You don't need them.
Is that safe to say? Straight up. You just don't need them.
Yeah, that's safe. Kid, shout out your social handles, all your things before we go.
Anywhere we can follow you. David, everywhere.
At Kid David. I'm a good person.
Kid David. Mr.
David. Don't judge me.
We didn't even get, wait, wait. Why are you called Kid David? Because I started dancing when i was really young and like it's a thing it's a oh we should do this before we go like b-boys have names right like b-boy flips b-boy venom b-boy casper super weird it's like grown people that are like cosplaying like superheroes and it's like we all we all have nicknames in in hip-hop and in breaking you get a name it's often given to you you don don't choose it.
So you would be, what should Ben, you want to give Ben one? Like B-Boy or Zenpik or like. It has to end in my first name.
A rhyme is nice. A rhyme is nice.
Like it can rhyme. I don't know.
I think you guys should give it to each other. Josh, do you know him better? Like Big Titty Ben? BTB? What is it? Big Titty?

Coming to the cipher! Big

Titty Ben!

This is Big Titty Ben. We're giving a shout out to my boy.

It's pretty good.

I like it.

I'll be B-Boy No Dad.

It's just super sad.

It's just super sad.

Before we go, we gotta talk about that real quick.

So, Kid, truly being one of the greatest

B-Boys to ever live, we got to talk about that real quick.

So, Kid, truly being one of the greatest B-boys to ever live,

was one of the commentators this year for the Olympics

when B-boying was an event in Paris.

So, tell us about Ray Gunn.

Oh, man.

Yeah.

So, all I remember about Ray Gunn,

this is the thing is when you're watching,

when you're commentating anything, I think,

you commentated before Josh?

No.

What, the the improv Olympics? When you're commentating, you're kind of watching through this different lens. So it took me a second to realize like how bad she was.
Solid. And then as soon as I saw, like, I was like, okay, she's bad.
And I looked at my guy next to me. I'm like, I'm going to lay out.
I'm going to lay out. I'm not going to say anything.
And I just kind of like didn't say anything. But let me tell you this.
The next day at NBC, I didn't get to go to Paris for the Olympics. I was doing it from NBC in Connecticut.
And the next morning, some very important people were like, hey, David, like sit down, like explain to me what happened. Like, and look, I don't know what to say.
Shoot. It's back.
What she did for breaking is bad. It was already embarrassing saying you're a breakdancer.
No. What are you talking about? It used to be kind of cool.
But to be honest, I'm the type that would avoid it. If someone asked me what I do at a bar, I do.
I get that because I don't want to say an actor. Because it opens up this, what are you dating? What do you mean? Right.
Or like, where are you a waiter? That's what people want to say say it's just like the worst conversation we don't want to have like yeah so anyway saying you're a breakdancer was already already weird and now it's just like oh so you're like a good version of ray gun do you know what i mean and dude like tons of sponsors dropped out like a lot of the like newer generation breakdancers we call them b-boys or b-girls they were like they were represented by these big brands that got involved leading into the Olympics. All the brands were like, yo, we're out.
Wow. He's like a joke.
And no one remembers it. It overshadowed everything.
The reason why she was there, that's the biggest question. Why was she there? Why was someone of that level even in the Olympics? When you have a qualifier and no one shows up in a weird place in a random kind of country, then it's that's who's going to go.
No one showed up. Wow.
Damn. How do we get? We should have shown up.
I didn't know. No one showed up.
And not only that, it's like it's a it's a. Could you imagine, though, if you and me, Ben, we find a qualifier for like some random like javelin? We need to.
We need to. But it's embarrassing.
I'm embarrassed for her. And I her and i hope she sees this but like like i just don't feel bad bro like i don't feel bad she got really shamed and dragged you know i'm like you should apparently with some i mean no one should she fucked with your sport she fucked with your sport she fucked with it and she really tainted the public eye and not only that she like apparently she was some PhD in cultural studies.
And it's like,

if you're a PhD, first of all, where does that exist except Australia? Like you're a PhD in breakdancing. Like I don't get it.
And also like, if you're such a master and professor of culture, like you should know that you being on that stage was an embarrassment to this culture. You weren't ready.
If you knew about this culture, you would know that your level was not that of the current culture.

You know what I'm saying?

Damn.

Kind of, but it's good.

This episode, this episode, five stars.

Amazing.

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