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Speaker 2 All right, welcome back to the Good Guys podcast. You know, last episode, we talked about my dear friend, Kid David Treidman, and his

Speaker 2 goings-ons,

Speaker 2 his debaucherous running-arounds, his young single mid-30s man,

Speaker 2 and sort of the jubilee, the hijinks, the tomfoolery, some would say, that he has found himself in. One story in particular, but we will get to that.

Speaker 2 First, I'd like to introduce my friend, Kid David Treideman.

Speaker 2 Let's go.

Speaker 2 It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 And just so everybody knows, I've never met Kid David. He seems lovely, but we're going to get to know each other on this podcast.
So I'm going to ask many questions. First and foremost, how are you?

Speaker 2 And how old are you? Are you kidding me? I literally feel like I'm digging myself out of a hole in this podcast, but it'll be fine. You're going to leave this podcast with a wife.

Speaker 2 I'm just letting you know. Yeah, too.
I know how you guys feel about unmarried mid-30s men that don't have wires. You've referred to us as Pharaoh, and that's okay.
I'm Craig Farrell.

Speaker 2 Yeah, so wait, would you say, what's my name? No, not what's your name. How old are you? Oh, how old, David? I'm 36 years young.
Okay. And how many, how many suitors have we had in life? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 Well, maybe we should go side there.

Speaker 2 You really jumped it in there.

Speaker 2 How many, how many serious girlfriends

Speaker 2 or boyfriends have we had? Serious partners. Yes.

Speaker 2 Why don't we talk about how we met? So

Speaker 2 we'll get there.

Speaker 2 Kid David and I were in a little movie called Battle of the Year. And I know you've seen it because in my list of filmography, there's Oppenheimer,

Speaker 2 there's Oppenheimer, then there's Battle of the Year, which is a 3D dance movie with Chris Brown. And I'm going to gush for a second here.

Speaker 2 Like, first of all, David is, I mean, Ben, if you were here in person, the Freylach, the kibbutz scene we would do, the son of a rabbi, and

Speaker 2 arguably one of the greatest breakdancers who has ever lived or will live, recent commentator on the Olympics. Let's talk Ray Gun.

Speaker 2 We have to. But he's a spectacular artist, an incredible person.
And I, we were doing the movie and we were flying to France to shoot the movie on our first day.

Speaker 2 And this is a little pro-Semitism, I'd say, a little pro-Semite.

Speaker 2 The dancers saw David and I and said, you guys are Jewish. You should probably sit together.

Speaker 2 First class, though. We were in first class.
Of course, we're Jewish. Thank God.

Speaker 2 And we've been friends ever since.

Speaker 2 Yes. That is excellent.
Well, Mr. David, thank you for joining.
We're so happy to have you. And yeah, I wish that I was there.
Hold all of your hands. We could have a little kumbaya moment.

Speaker 2 I listened to this podcast. I'm a regular listener.

Speaker 2 Well, then that's that's excellent like i think you're funny i think you're funny i think you guys are both great we are

Speaker 2 um are you from la i know you know i'm from san francisco cool okay yeah that's cool and how long have you been in la i moved to la in 2007 so how long is that almost 20 years Almost 20 years.

Speaker 2 Josh, I was going to tell you, I was scrolling TikTok yesterday and I did see that clip that you and Olivia were talking about that I had never seen before of you, I guess, at 11 or 12 years old.

Speaker 2 Sitting in the boat.

Speaker 2 I just had the voice of a 10-year-old. It was the best scene I've ever seen in my life.
Mean Creek.

Speaker 2 Have you seen Mean Creek? He hasn't seen The Wackness.

Speaker 2 I'm going home and I'm watching it immediately. You need to watch Mean Creek.
He's amazing in Mean Creek. Actually, all the listeners need to see Mean Creek too.
Mean Creek. We have to.

Speaker 2 He's incredible. He's incredible in that movie.
It was the best clip I've ever seen. Is he going off? Is it that clip? Yeah.
He's going off. On the boat, going off.
Yeah. Are you kidding me? So good.

Speaker 2 So good. I loved it.
So where do we want to start, Ben and Olivia? You lead us because David is two very... Here's the thing about David.
I knew David. Okay.

Speaker 2 There's so many like, here's the thing about David.

Speaker 2 I was 25. He was 23.
Around 28. David went through a late life growth spurt.
I'm going to be honest. And he was like, because before he he was like this cute, Jewishy guy.

Speaker 2 And then all of a sudden he was like, I'm represented by Ford models. And I was like, what? Wow.
And then I don't know what happened. You like grew into your face.
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 Something happened, right? I was not a good looking.

Speaker 2 You were, you were adorable, but you leveled up. Something happened.
You had a moment. And with that came a new chapter of canodling in his life.

Speaker 2 And so there's that, there's the women, and then there's the work because this guy, this guy's been on tour with Justin Bieber. You heard of this man? He's performed with

Speaker 2 Taylor Swift. You know her? I mean,

Speaker 2 I mean, I did the Oscars last year, last Academy Awards, with Ryan Gosling performing for the Barbie movie. I'm not trying to like drop names here.
No, you should. Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 What? Do you know what podcast you're on? Bring it.

Speaker 2 And just like, for example, you'd think Ryan Gosling. Okay, wait.
Is Ryan bigger than than Taylor? Like, you tell me. No.
No. No.
Just think he's not, right? No, but also.

Speaker 2 I don't think he is, which is insane. But an actor will never be bigger than a musician.
That is actually a crazy. That was actually a crazy question.
That was a crazy question.

Speaker 2 Is Ryan Gosling bigger than Taylor Swift? I know.

Speaker 2 No one bigger than Taylor Swift. No one.
But Ryan's pretty big. Absolutely.
Is no one bigger? Maybe The Rock. Is The Rock bigger than Taylor Swift? No.
No. Okay.

Speaker 2 So no one's bigger than Taylor Swift. Maybe Lil Wayne.

Speaker 2 I was just going to say, I was just going to say, Ryan was a pleasure. Like Ryan getting me like the type of guy.
He's looking you in the eyes. He's like, he knows your name.

Speaker 2 He's like, hey, David, like after 20 minutes, there's certain people.

Speaker 2 And I remember you talking about this, like when you met people like Tom Hanks, it's like they know how powerful it is that you're meeting them.

Speaker 2 And they know that you might assume that they're going to be kind of some type of way. Sure.
They go out of their way to be, you know, normal. You're totally right.

Speaker 2 It's a story I've told from I was when I was doing a show with John Stamos, he invited me to his birthday party and Tom Hanks was there.

Speaker 2 And I'll never forget that I saw Tom Hanks ask John what my name was like from afar. And then he came up and he was like, Josh, nice to meet you.
I'm Tom.

Speaker 2 Because I'm sure so many people are intimidated to come up to him that he bridges the gap for you. That's lovely.
It was. What a nice gesture.
Yeah. It was like that with Ryan.
Same thing.

Speaker 2 See, I call him Ryan.

Speaker 2 Rydog. Rye.
JB. And what did you think of the Barbie movie?

Speaker 2 I'll be honest.

Speaker 2 I was going through some stuff at the time with a lady, which is normal. Fair.
And, dude, I cried.

Speaker 2 Barbie made me cry. God, what the fuck?

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 2 you said that the wicked movie made you bereft, Ben. What are we talking about? The wicked movie did leave me

Speaker 2 bereft.

Speaker 2 I was on an airplane, though. You know,

Speaker 2 did you see this? Did you see the substance? No, is it a horror movie? Yeah. No, I didn't.
I saw Nospharop 2.

Speaker 2 Every single person that cried during the Barbie movie should see the substance. Because I think we spoke about this.

Speaker 2 What Barbie tried to accomplish with Barbie dolls, they actually accomplished in this crazy sicko horror movie. And my accent almost came, horror.

Speaker 2 it was

Speaker 2 the greatest jewish horror movie would be a horror in florida

Speaker 2 oh my gosh you brought up steve harvey before and it reminded me of a story that i've never told you josh about steve harvey first of all the best legend family feud i could watch it all day long every day his teeth his teeth i was the gold standard of teeth

Speaker 2 and i once heard he gets a massage day a massage a day he is a masseuse come after family feud he gets rubbed every single day but claudia's first time ever on tv i guess this was like 2012 or 13 we had been dating like a year the steve harvey show reached out to her and they said we'd love to have claudia on for this dating segment where steve is going to help claudia find a man and she came to me and she's like i know we're i know we're together but like do you mind if i do this i'm like of course not no no worries.

Speaker 2 So me and Claudia went to Chicago to the taping of,

Speaker 2 I guess it was the Steve Harvey show. And I literally sat in the audience while Steve Harvey set my wife up with another man.
Oh my gosh. And Roboclip.

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Speaker 2 Holy crap, dude. And who was this Shmo that was dating your beloved? Oh, this, he was ugly, too.
Ugly.

Speaker 2 He was fine looking. He was, he was honestly handsome.

Speaker 2 His teeth real.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 Are anybody's teeth real? No one in Hollywood.

Speaker 2 I'm worried about these questions. Is Taylor Swift bigger than Ryan Gosling and

Speaker 2 our Steve Harvey's horse teeth reel? No,

Speaker 2 these are the questions that we give when aliens land on Earth to figure out whether they're human or not. Like,

Speaker 2 excuse me, extraterrestrial. Or Steve Harvey's teeth reel.
I'm not sure. It's an alien.
Yeah, dude. So good.

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Speaker 2 But I also think that famous people, when you get to a certain level of success, veneers are just, it has to, it happens. Have you ever seen a pair of those things?

Speaker 2 Sometimes they're like not shaped down enough. They're just like, I want them.
Claudia won't let me, but my teeth are a little bit small.

Speaker 2 Wow. I could see

Speaker 2 small. Can you? She said that I would look like Steve Harvey, which is just

Speaker 2 Steve can do it. I I can't do it.
You can do it, but it's going to cost you 100 grand for good ones.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I guess I shouldn't barter teeth. That's it.
No, you can't do posts for teeth.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 And like, I'll give you a frame a month per tooth until we're done.

Speaker 2 And they have to shave them down the little nubbins. Oh, yeah, when they're not shaved.
Dude. I knew a guy actually during one of these bad dance movies that we've done.

Speaker 2 Oh, no, but you were in that one. This kid, he got veneers like two months before we shot.
And he shows up to set, and they were just like, it was bad. It's a lot.

Speaker 2 How many people you can match cut? It was like, yeah.

Speaker 2 I want to have full orthonathic surgery because I have a underbite. Look for the people at home.
Look, you ready for this?

Speaker 2 Look at that. That's my bite.
That's F, guys. That is F.

Speaker 2 Your top teeth are supposed to go over your bottom teeth. Mine do not.

Speaker 2 I have something called an open bite, also known as a cross bite.

Speaker 2 But the way to fix it it is to literally break your jaw and it'll make me even cuter which would be like who thought that was possible but i'll look different and i like right now what would it change i would just my jaw my chin would be out would be more forward yes and so what are we doing this for what problem would this solve this profile pain and i look crazy oh you have pain because of it in my jaw because imagine if you were like walking with like an extra inch on one of your heels every single day like because it's it's not balanced my jaw sort of i chew things on one side it's just weird is it connected to your tmj issue yeah it's connected my tmj

Speaker 2 and what lisp no

Speaker 2 I was

Speaker 2 gonna lisp i just i'm just saying i hear no lisp god bless you well i don't i yeah you have self-proclaimed lisp can you imagine me without a lisp and like a prominent chin now i feel bad now i feel like when i was in grade school and they were like josh go to the speech office.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, okay. And I'm like walking down the hall going like, I'm 190 pounds.
I'm 5'2.

Speaker 2 I have a lisp. I'm like, I have no dad.
What the fuck?

Speaker 2 I'm 90 pounds and 5'2 is so cute.

Speaker 2 I was at a restaurant the other night and there was actually a 600 pound waiter. And I turned to my dad and I was like, that guy, like me and me and my dad locked eyes.

Speaker 2 We're like, that guy is cute yeah my 600 pound waiter it's so good it's like van der pump rules but for overeaters anonymous that would be amazing

Speaker 2 can you imagine a fat van der pump rules how good would that be

Speaker 2 so good

Speaker 2 oh my god we need more fat people on tv like that's just

Speaker 2 because we are

Speaker 2 not anymore

Speaker 2 it's not you you talk about it like... Look, I can't explain.
Have you ever been fat? You don't strike me as a fat person. No, never.
No. Okay.
So I will say something about that.

Speaker 2 There's something called a fat heart. Okay.
Once you've been fat, you have a fat heart. Which means you just, you're just fat.

Speaker 2 Like, can you talk about fat people for the rest of your lives as if you're one? Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I'm, I'm morbidly obese, even if I like spent two months in outshoots. I'm morbidly obese no matter what.
Like, it's a part of who I am. Like, I, I, I I love it.

Speaker 2 Like, me and Josh, you should see, you should see R DMs. It's like anything from like, I just sent him this, like, 900-pound man who flops his belly over his penis.

Speaker 2 Or there's our favorite, the fat people who find areas of theme parks where they can properly sit in a booth.

Speaker 2 There's an account where this is the type of restaurant where me and my 600-pound family can fit. Plus, size writers.
Offended by the whale. No, loved.

Speaker 2 Wasn't there a community of people like offended by the whale? That movie was

Speaker 2 insane. That was a lot.
It was insane. I wasn't offended.
First of all, shout out Brendan Frazier. Great job in that movie.
Oh my God. Great job.
So disgusting, though. Nobody needs to make this.

Speaker 2 So that's what apparently that's what the, are we allowed to say fat? Can I say fat? Are you allowed to fat?

Speaker 2 Yes. Fat.
I can say the F-word. Okay.
But yeah. Apparently, the fat community was upset by how gross.
how gross he looked in it.

Speaker 2 The truth is,

Speaker 2 as somebody that definitely has like a bit of an overeating issue, I texted Josh the other night. I'm like, is it a problem that I blacked out and ate an entire pint of Thai yogurt? Cool.

Speaker 2 Like a whole pint. Like that's not good.
Like you're supposed to have a cup of yogurt and be satisfied. I have an overeating problem.
I can see how one could get to the place that he's at.

Speaker 2 The thing that

Speaker 2 I hated about the movie was the enabler, like this random woman that he was with that like, oh, hey, good to see you. Here's your, here's your foot-long sub.
Like, be a friend. Stop feeding this man.

Speaker 2 I hated that movie. Did you hate it?

Speaker 2 It did offend you. It offended you.
But it didn't offend me.

Speaker 2 Maybe it offended me. It's extreme, but of course, movies are conflict, right? And like, we want high stakes.
And so we show the extreme.

Speaker 2 Imagine if you were watching leaving Las Vegas and you're like, well, Nicholas Cage, like there are some people who are able to be alcoholics and not kill themselves over it.

Speaker 2 It's like, well, no, we're showcasing people who are at that point and they're using.

Speaker 2 And unfortunately, I like, absolutely, there are bigger people who are beautiful, that handle it perfectly, and it's not a thing. But there are the extreme cases which the whale is showing.

Speaker 2 And that's what's interesting to see. Josh, you are casually name-dropping just amazing people.
Nick Cage, I just watched National Treasure 1 and 2.

Speaker 2 We're going to steal the Constitution.

Speaker 2 I recently shuffled through a Nick Cage movie. I was like, should I watch that? Something about Nick Cage Cage.
National Treasure is a national treasure. It's like the best.

Speaker 2 It's one of the best.

Speaker 2 You love Perfect Unknown, huh?

Speaker 2 So did David.

Speaker 2 I think complete unknown.

Speaker 2 Total unknown.

Speaker 2 My version is not. Complete unknown.
A complete unknown.

Speaker 2 A complete unknown.

Speaker 2 I'm like a late Blooming Timothy Chalamet fan. Like, not a fan, but like, I'm starting to get it.
Oh, yeah, I get it, too.

Speaker 2 I get it too. And I liked the movie, I think, because I liked Bob Dylan.

Speaker 2 Like, I just liked listening to like good music and like watching something peaceful that wasn't so, it wasn't a stressful movie by any means.

Speaker 2 You didn't have to like make an effort to follow, just like nice. Yeah, it was fine.
It was just nice. It wasn't, I guess, as I'm saying, it wasn't particularly good, but it was very pleasant.

Speaker 2 And he was good. But he was weird on SNL last week.
Am I weird for saying that? It felt weird. Why? I don't know.
Really?

Speaker 2 I was just like, oh, no.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 i'm just like this is this feels weird he just seems to crush it on everything like he crushed it on like saturday game day like on the um you know with the college stats and stuff yeah with the college football i just saw him on who's the big elvis in the z morning zoo or whatever it's called in new york who's the radio guy elvis duran in the morning zoo Elvis Duran, isn't he like

Speaker 2 in LA? We have Ryan Seacrest on 98.7.

Speaker 2 Elvis Duran is Z100. Z100, but now he's on Sirius XM, I think.
But anyway, Timothy was on that and he's like, I listen to you every morning. He's like calling out the catchphrase.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, how do you not like this guy? Yeah, he's always like him. No, he knows how to play the game.

Speaker 2 But with that being said, there's other people that can play roles. Like, come on.
You don't have to give him every role. Give him my roles for sure.

Speaker 2 I don't need it. Listen, we got Samsung.
Wow, nice. You should have been Bob Dylan, Josh.
It's very cool. Thank you, Samsung.

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Speaker 2 So should we get to the women? Yeah, sure.

Speaker 2 So should we start with the celebrity escapades that you're willing to name drop? Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 Of hooking up with celebrities? Yeah. I can't do that.
He can't buy that. But I can just try.

Speaker 2 Like, look. Well, let me tee you up.

Speaker 2 Last week, we talked about how my friend kid, who's been going around and having a nice time and being single at 36 and online dating and being represented by Ford models and dancing for all the biggest names in the world.

Speaker 2 So you've come over.

Speaker 2 bi-weekly to my home for dinner and you tell my wife and I these stories and we feel like you're our like oldest son we love you and so I shared one here and then I called you and it basically had to do with the fact that you have found that more girls lately have been asking you to film when you guys are canoodling, which you're okay with, to which Ben, and please jump in here, said, clearly you are on a Reddit forum for OnlyFans positive dating options.

Speaker 2 I just don't see any other way that like... that this could be happening.

Speaker 2 Perhaps I'm quite removed.

Speaker 2 Let me turn the table. Have you ever filmed a canoodle? No.
Are you interested in filming a canoodle? I shower with the lights off.

Speaker 2 Certainly. Yeah, no, no.

Speaker 2 If you, okay, let's just start here. Ben, if you filmed a canoodle with you and your wife, I'm aware that you've been together for quite a long time.
Yes.

Speaker 2 You would see yourself make faces that you've never seen your piss here. But first of all,

Speaker 2 I

Speaker 2 literally, this is teeing up my what are you nuts for later, but I got I was stretched by a 20-year-old named Ibrahim. And as he was pushing back my leg, he said, Were you filming?

Speaker 2 Oh, your eyes are fluttering.

Speaker 2 If only you had it on tape. Oh, my God.
I was so uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 So I assume I make strange faces while

Speaker 2 I'm thrusting my woman. Absolutely.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 So how does it start? The first time

Speaker 2 you go on a date with this person, things go well, you guys are moving to the bedroom. How does it get brought up? I mean, I had one that was like, This was literally like quite the one-night stand.

Speaker 2 I was like outside of a bar, and also, like, I just think this needs to be done more often. Like, men need to be objectified.

Speaker 2 Yes, title, I'm not objectified enough. You know what I'm saying? This girl comes up to me, she goes, Holy fuck, you are so fucking hot.

Speaker 2 She grabs me, she's you're coming with me, like Ben and I can relate.

Speaker 2 I'm not just zooming on my face.

Speaker 2 Look, that doesn't happen to me ever. I'm serious.
It doesn't, especially with cute girls. Like, oh my gosh, am I canceled? Like, I can't.
No, it's good. Okay.
Our audience is fine. They're safe.

Speaker 2 Like, this is the thing is, like, when men aggressively hit on women all the time, it's like, oh, my God, just stop, just stop, just stop. Because it's gross.
Like, when people are aggressive.

Speaker 2 That's right. That's right.
Yes. It's like enough.
And I get it. But when a woman does it to me, I'm like, oh yeah.
Olivia, what do we think of this?

Speaker 3 I agree that men need to be more objectified. The focus has been on women for too long.
Let's turn the tables. I'm glad that.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 2 thank you. 1000%.
And it felt good. It felt good.
I was like, yes, I thank you for telling me I'm hot and whatever. Anyway,

Speaker 2 we end up having a great night. We're dancing and we drink and we go back to my hotel.
I was like working for the weekend and we start a canoodle and she's like, oh my God, like I want to film.

Speaker 2 It was mid-canoodle. Phone was on the nightstand.

Speaker 2 Grab the phone and there we go.

Speaker 2 Okay, first of all, logistics-wise, does she bring a tripod? Is there a drone?

Speaker 2 Like, how am I going to angles? The flash on.

Speaker 2 And it's like, is it perched up against like

Speaker 2 a lamp? Oh, Peel. You're holding it while you're.
You hold it.

Speaker 2 Because they want to see that. I'm not saying they.
Okay. People want to see themselves.
That's the hot part. And then they put a hypothetical out there.

Speaker 2 Ben, I'm just going to keep bringing you back to Ben.

Speaker 2 Wait.

Speaker 2 So they're filming themselves. They're holding it.
I'm more stuff than holding the camera. So they're filming you.
I'm filming. It's Peel.
You're filming them. Them and my bottom half oh

Speaker 2 is this insane that's wow

Speaker 2 i don't know olivia is this insane

Speaker 2 that's pretty cool okay it's not no it's not it's not cool it's not insane

Speaker 2 it's not insane okay look i'm also just gonna clarify that this was months ago so generations ago

Speaker 2 let's say your wife was out on work for seven days doing her thing and you wanted to canoodle with yourself which i assume you canoodle with yourself sometimes you guys call

Speaker 2 self-canoodling, sure, yeah, sure, self-canoodling. Now, when you canoodle with yourself, are you using your imagination, or do you need to see things?

Speaker 2 Honestly, I

Speaker 2 can do either. Truthfully, I need to, Ben.
Good for us.

Speaker 2 I swear to God, I can't get fashion, man. Get me a pipe and an ascot.
I'm an old-fashioned gentleman. I'm old-fashioned too.
I still have in my head from when I'm 13 years old, Robin Bird, channel 54.

Speaker 2 She's 60 years old on the pole. Do you know what I'm talking about, Josh, with the heavy bush? Oh, please.
I'm going to revisit exes. Hello, Diane.

Speaker 2 Leg up.

Speaker 2 Okay, so let me, let me,

Speaker 2 okay.

Speaker 2 You guys have talked about this. Like, pornography is a problem.
Okay.

Speaker 2 It can be. It can be.
Okay. I don't want like single.
Yeah. And like, this is the thing.

Speaker 2 Ben, if you were to watch content, why not be the content that you're watching when you're canoodling with yourself, be you and your wife, rather than someone else.

Speaker 2 That's a beautiful, beautiful sentiment. It is.

Speaker 2 I'd rather picture Robin Bird.

Speaker 2 It's because our bodies look like plastic surgery before videos.

Speaker 2 We look like the picture on the left.

Speaker 2 It's weird watching it back. The picture on the left.

Speaker 2 I also would need to like, I'd need to like flip the video. Like I'm sure my head would look weird.
It depends on which angle is coming in at.

Speaker 2 you don't put your head you know how like you can only take selfies and instagram like i can only take selfies and instagram if i take them in the camera my head looks weird totally to reorient the video i get that yeah surely what i'm saying is like that's why i remember on the one on the on the pod that you mentioned this story it's like why are they doing it what are they doing with these videos right i think they're monetizing it and putting it on their only fans

Speaker 2 specific woman that i think was potentially because of how often and different she was prepared with setups. What does that mean? Are we talking tripods? Are we talking ring lights?

Speaker 2 On the wall, film in the mirror, like all these details. Gotcha.
And like merch, OnlyFans merch. And do you see residuals? No, no, no.

Speaker 2 I mean, that's, I've never actually like saw that they're potentially putting this stuff on the internet and making money. But if I did, I expect residuals or something.
You should get cut in.

Speaker 2 100% should be cut in. But they're not even sending you the video.
Is this correct? Yes, sometimes.

Speaker 2 How do we feel about that? That's what made me suspicious about that one because it was always on her phone.

Speaker 2 Always on her phone. Other ones had been on my phone.
It was like, okay, send me the video.

Speaker 2 But my instinct, and I would agree, I think it's hot to watch it back and watch that rather than

Speaker 2 whatever you need to do at the porn. I mean, it is porn, but it's like, this is the experience you have that you're reliving.
Do I sound insane? No, I don't think that insane insane.

Speaker 2 I don't think you sound insane.

Speaker 2 I think it's lovely. I think it's lovely.
And it's kind of hot. It's like hot.
I think it's, you think it's slightly generational. It's like Gen Z.
I think like the stigma, like that it's not weird.

Speaker 2 And I, no, I don't think it's weird. And I also think that it just, you know, I'm a public person, right? So that's always been my fear, right?

Speaker 2 That like I'm taking some like selfie in the bathroom because like I want to see if I like look a little less fat than usual, that it's going to leak. You know what I'm saying? Kay wasn't concerned.

Speaker 2 Paris Elton wasn't concerned. Certainly, some people use it to their advantage.
Shut up, Ben.

Speaker 2 I just had such a just

Speaker 2 terrible image.

Speaker 2 Ben, I'll send you a couple. I look good.
I look really good, but I cut it off at the right places.

Speaker 2 But, like, my wife, who's a civilian, who's never in entertainment or whatever, like, of course, when we were dating, I'd be like, hey, send me a little naughty photo.

Speaker 2 And she'd be like, hey, I'll never do that.

Speaker 2 Because she just was worried that it would leak. So it seems like that people are less worried about their new, like here you are being like, because I brought it up to you.

Speaker 2 I'm like, what if it comes out or like leaked or something? You're like, and what? Like, literally, I don't care. Whoa.
I understand why.

Speaker 2 I'm not saying I'm curious. No.
I'm like, I look great or I'm like, whatever, but I don't. I think, what do you nothing to do with yourself? You're saying your face wasn't in it anyways, right?

Speaker 2 No, I got tattoos below the waist. So you could figure it out.
But your face wasn't in it. No.

Speaker 2 what honestly my dream is sometimes i not sometimes i always walk around my apartment naked and we have all we have exclusively glass windows and there's buildings all over people can see in and my dream is that somebody takes a picture of me ass naked throws it on the internet and i can sue them that is like my that is my dream dreamer the problem with what you're the problem with what you're doing is that it's consensual so if somebody were to throw it on the internet i don't actually it's not consensual for mass distribution.

Speaker 2 You would still have a claim. Probably.
I'd be like, that's my leg. That's my tattoo.
Well, I don't know. Well, yes.
No. It's in private property.

Speaker 2 The expectation of privacy is there because it's in your place. If I was on the beach, it'd be a different story.
Yeah, if you're in public. And you can film whatever you want in public.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 But Olivia, if you feel comfortable commenting, like amongst

Speaker 2 amongst your contemporaries or whomever, like, is it, are some people just more uptight and nervous about that than others?

Speaker 2 Do you have friends who are like, oh, I wouldn't mind if it, if something came out?

Speaker 3 Yeah, I, well, I think everybody would be, at least, like, again, being more of like a normal person, you know, not being like as in the public eye, obviously, by any means.

Speaker 3 It's like something that we're all still worried about, like something coming out. Nobody really wants that.
But also, I think like people are definitely more open to like filming.

Speaker 3 And I have like, like, my friends have like discussed that before too. That's something that's like, you know, they've experimented with, but I'm trying to find the best way to say it.

Speaker 2 No, no, just say it, Olivia.

Speaker 2 Um,

Speaker 3 but I will say the thing that like keeps popping up in my mind when I was in high school, they made us do like these digital footprint assemblies every year.

Speaker 3 And they were like, Never send a nude image because if you do and it gets on the internet, you're gonna want to kill yourself. And that was just like what they told us, like once a year, all the time.

Speaker 3 So, that's just like deeply ingrained in my memory to the point where I'm like afraid to post normal things on the internet.

Speaker 3 But when it comes to like a private, you know, piece for like you and your partner or whatever, like, I think that's fine. You just have to trust each other.

Speaker 3 And then, like, if you break up, make a code or whatever, that it's like, we're going to get rid of that material. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3 So I think there's a little less stigma in like personal lives, but still there's a fear that it could gut out somewhere.

Speaker 2 And just to make this clear, I've had that. I've had a woman after, be like, after we stop talking and canoodling, be like, hey, can you delete those? Like, can you delete everything you have?

Speaker 2 And I'm like, yeah, all of them. Wow.
What an interesting landscape. It's fascinating.
This is fascinating. Is this podcast getting too edgy? What kind of? No, it's good.

Speaker 2 My mom's going to be thrilled. What kind of a nash do you have to watch your OnlyFans videos with your partner? Like,

Speaker 2 is that a charcuterie board? Are we just talking popcorn and MMs? I think you need like you need something that's definitely not gassy.

Speaker 2 Because if you're watching yourself and all of a sudden you're like ripping like a really like gassy

Speaker 2 part. Yeah, no cheese.
It's no stew. No vegetation.
over

Speaker 2 imagine

Speaker 2 let me let me put on a pot of stew i thought we could watch videos of us fucking and eat shepherd's pie oh my god

Speaker 2 this calls for a chili

Speaker 2 oh that's good

Speaker 2 wow so

Speaker 2 I mean, I think like, I honestly think we could transition to speak pipes. Is there anything else you want to share with the class? That's it.
I really do not at all. I'm single.

Speaker 2 You want to do a speakpipe? Yeah, I think we would be remiss not to get to a speakpipe. If you want to leave us a message, you want to ask us a question, go to speakpipe.com slash good guys.

Speaker 2 Keep it brief. Brevity is key.
Let's get to it. Sorry, hold on.
We're gonna get there. Let's hear from I don't know.

Speaker 6 Hey, good guys. I have a problem that I would love your advice on.
My boyfriend is going on a trip with friends that includes a girl who is single that will be there.

Speaker 6 I can't go because I already actually had a trip planned with my girlfriend, but my boyfriend was picking the Airbnb and he told me that he might have to share a bed with the only single girl on the trip.

Speaker 6 Whoa. I wasn't comfortable with that and said I really didn't want that to happen.
I didn't even care if they shared the same room. I just really was uncomfortable with them sleeping in the same bed.

Speaker 6 He said, as long as I trust him, because he loves me, he wants to be with me, all they would be doing is sleeping nothing would happen and i shouldn't have a problem with it am i crazy for being really uncomfortable in the situation no you are with a you are with a gaslighter yeah holy shit savage holy

Speaker 2 that's that's crazy no for sure if you're if you happen to have to sleep with the only single girl like not only is that guy probably teenager on you he's now he's lying to your face and then gaslighting you ben i guess you got to be like he's not lying like he's very upfront and honest, which is so strange.

Speaker 2 No, like, he's definitely going to cheat on her, but he's actively telling her.

Speaker 2 He's actively telling her. He's like, by the way, like, it's a little awkward.
I have to share a bed with a single girl. Like, I don't even know.

Speaker 2 He's so manipulative. It's so manipulative.
It's terrible. It's so manipulative because it's like, not only am I telling you, but you should trust me.
Like, and then it's on the attack.

Speaker 2 I don't like that. It's, it's awful.
This guy is terrible.

Speaker 2 Sleep on the Are you insane? Like, leave him.

Speaker 2 It's terrible. It's terrible.
Leave the single girl, the kid David.

Speaker 2 Claudia wouldn't let me go to lunch with a single girl. Like, sleeping in the same house.
Could you not go to lunch with a single girl? No, no. Really?

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, no. I don't really, like, no, no.
Wow, you guys. It's also just never really come up.

Speaker 2 In what context would I be going to lunch with a single girl?

Speaker 2 Society, you have a new prop, but I don't, but I don't know that she's single because, sure, maybe I have been to lunch with a business person that could have been single, but her relationship never came up.

Speaker 2 It's never like, hi, this girl is single. I'm going to have lunch.
That would be nuts. What if you had worked with someone in some capacity, a publicist or whomever, and you just remained friendly?

Speaker 2 Because it was like quasi-professional, quasi-just socially friendly. And she was like, hey, let's, you know, I'm in the city.
Let's grab lunch for whatever. Like,

Speaker 2 I guess by complete coincidence, the only relationships like that that I have are with lesbians. Hmm.
Interesting.

Speaker 2 I don't know.

Speaker 2 I don't know. Next speak pipe.
But yeah, this girl should dump them. This is too much.
It's not too much. Next one.

Speaker 6 Huge moron, huge fan of the toast. I'm in a bit of a situation.

Speaker 2 I need your help. I'll keep it brief.
Previty is key.

Speaker 6 So I'm about to go look at a new apartment that I want to split with my really good friend. Me and him grew up together.

Speaker 6 I also grew up with his twin sister, who we've definitely grown apart over the years because she's just a hot mess. I don't trust her friends.
I don't trust her boyfriend. She doesn't even have a job.

Speaker 6 I know that if we go into this apartment together, that she's always going to be there. And I can't have that.
I just don't want her where I live. I just don't trust her.
I don't like her.

Speaker 6 I don't like her friends. And everything is perfect with the setup with me and him, but his twin sister just is the worst.
And I don't really know how to phrase that. And what do I do? What do I say?

Speaker 2 You don't live with him. What are you, nuts?

Speaker 2 You can't control if a guy has his sister over. It's it.
That's it. Who chooses these three guys? Me.

Speaker 2 We don't have a lot to choose from, let me be honest. Who do you get them? An episode? The Vixer Shah and ask that? We probably get like 35,000 an app.
Nice.

Speaker 2 You chose it on the name of what you're going to call them. No, I like Good High.

Speaker 2 Not Good High. And I think we're getting close to Good High.
We're locking in Good High right now.

Speaker 2 I just got some stationary, some Good High stationary, and I'm having someone work on a load.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Okay.
Just curious. Yeah.

Speaker 2 I don't think this was from a dude. A guy did call, but it wasn't great.
So I deleted it. You know,

Speaker 2 we're for the gals.

Speaker 2 We're guys, gals. We really are.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Next week.

Speaker 2 Wait, we're guys, gals? We're gal guys? Remember, we thought about that for the name of the pod, and then we thought it would just be a trans pod.

Speaker 1 And so

Speaker 2 we didn't want to do like a beat and switch. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, we have to talk about Amelia Perez. Holy crap, this movie was insane.
Yes. It was just, I don't even get how a movie like this can be green lit.
Like, this is.

Speaker 2 It's a crazy story. It is.
I couldn't get through five minutes of it. No, like, you're watching this movie.
I'll summarize it very quickly. Spoiler alert, but don't see it.
So you can be spoiled.

Speaker 2 But spoiler alert, you're watching this movie. It's about the cartel.

Speaker 2 This guy who's the like head of the cartel wants to transition to a woman because he's always wanted to be a woman, seemed earnest, whatever.

Speaker 2 And then the whole other half of the movie, he finds a way to pretend to be the aunt of his former children and lives with his former wife and lives with his former kids.

Speaker 2 And they're like, you smell like my papa. And she's like, I'm not your papa.
Like, I'm Auntie. And then Auntie just like dies.
The car like goes off a cliff. Like, it was so fucking weird.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's Amelia Perez. I heard.
Also, I've had like five different people try to explain the plot of that movie to me. I'd look at how to see it.

Speaker 2 There's no plot. It doesn't.

Speaker 1 People like to explain.

Speaker 2 Also, the transitioned cartel gang leader then becomes an activist for cartel crime.

Speaker 2 And it's a musical. You're leaving that part out there.

Speaker 2 And it's a Spanish musical.

Speaker 2 It's a Spanish musical made by a Frenchman cast in Selena Gomez that doesn't speak Spanish.

Speaker 2 Selena Gomez doesn't speak Spanish. No, no, I got

Speaker 2 Malaysian.

Speaker 2 If you Google it, they're all like, if you actually know Spanish, you know that like the way she's saying these things is wrong.

Speaker 2 Is it like Hilaria Baldwin? Esteboyast.

Speaker 2 How do you say Esteboy?

Speaker 2 Anyan. Zoe's fantastic.
She's fantastic. This is hot.
And Selena's crushing it, dude. She had double nominated for the Golden Globes.

Speaker 2 Benny Blanx, another tribe member. Shout out.
All right. One more speak speak pipe then we'll get to get your what are your nuts ready i know it's a lot of pressure this one's from i don't know

Speaker 7 hey good guys listening to your episode talking about bh

Speaker 7 and i realize that that's a jewish term and i know what you're saying but the only bh i know is butthole. And so every time you say BH, I just keep thinking of butthole.

Speaker 7 And I don't think that's what you mean, but I want you to know that maybe there's someone else out there who's thinking you're saying butthole.

Speaker 2 Lady, nobody abbreviates butthole BH.

Speaker 2 Like, shut up. Nobody's ever abbreviated butthole BH.
Like, no. Okay,

Speaker 2 no, if anything, maybe stretch, Josh, instead of Baruch Hashem, maybe BNH photo, I think of. Which is also super Jewish.

Speaker 2 Yeah, totally Jewish place. But yes, we say Baruch Hashem.
Thank you, God. And it's sort of used as also like a way to ward off bad things, God forbid.
So, yes, God forbid. God forbid.
Exactly.

Speaker 2 God forbid.

Speaker 2 God forbid.

Speaker 2 Kim

Speaker 2 is the son of a rabbi, the great Henry Rabbi Henry Schreidman.

Speaker 2 How often does your father say BH?

Speaker 2 Like Baruch Hashem or abbreviated as BH? Either. He's never abbreviated like BH.
I think that's a good thing. Do you guys, is that a thing? I thought you guys did that one episode.
No, BH, BH, B-H.

Speaker 2 It might be a new thing. He's a little older.
It's very Gen Z of us. It's kind of like you filming sex.

Speaker 2 I'm going to give something wonderfully Hallmarkian for this dirty birdie episode. So I played a rabbi in a movie called 13 the Musical.

Speaker 2 And of course, you know me, Ronnie does his research over here, Ronnie Research. So I said, David, I'm Peter Paperwork and Ronnie Research.

Speaker 2 So I said to David, I'm like, can I chat with your dad and just like learn some things about being a rabbi? So I talked to him and he was so lovely.

Speaker 2 And he taught me something about, cause my character is helping put this kid through his bar mitzvah to learn his Haftorah and his Torah portion that he reads in front of the entire congregation.

Speaker 2 And the great rabbi Schreibman said, listen, having a bar or a bot mitzvah at 13 years old doesn't make you a man, doesn't make you a woman. It's all ridiculous.

Speaker 2 He's like, what it does is it enters a really difficult task of learning an ancient language and disrupts what should otherwise be a pretty wonderful childhood with this unnecessarily difficult task.

Speaker 2 But if you are able to get through that with grace, it will teach you at a young age how to get through challenging things with grace. And that's what being Jewish is about.
That is beautiful. Right.

Speaker 2 That is beautiful. And Josh's ability to remember that is insane.
It's very Josh. It sounds beautiful with me.
Apparently, I didn't listen to him my entire life.

Speaker 2 No, he'd be so proud. Let's get a time to listen to this podcast.

Speaker 2 I think he should be very proud of you. Oh, thank you, man.
He should be very proud of you. Thank you.
Very proud. Thank you.
But that is a lovely, clearly a great rabbi.

Speaker 2 Probably gives a great sermon. He's quite the sermon man.
He is. Yes.
Wow. I love a good sermon.
Yeah. He never wanted to be the rabbi that was like belonged to a congregation.

Speaker 2 He was the guy that would just cruise in and drop a sermon. Yeah, that's nice.
Also,

Speaker 2 professor of ancient languages in some big universities in Northern California. Yeah, very cool.
Should we get to our what are you nuts? Yes.

Speaker 2 Okay, our what are you nuts moment of the week is our gripes with people, places, and things, big and small, whatever's sticking in your craw. Then please go.
I remember. I remember.

Speaker 2 All right, so I'm at, I go to this new place. I'm actually not going to name the exact place, but it's a stretching place, okay? I'm sure you guys have this assisted stretching.

Speaker 2 It's mainly for the injured or the morbidly obese. People that like to go in, we like to lay down, we like to be stretched.
I'm trying to open up my hips.

Speaker 2 I'm trying to work on my general rotation, pushback. My arms are a little bit stiff, so I like going in.
And I go in and this, he told me he was 20. I was like, he doesn't look 20.

Speaker 2 He's like, I'm 20 years old. My name is Ibrahim.
I'm already thinking to myself, oh my God, there's a 20-year-old college student who's doing this for me.

Speaker 2 He's like, okay, let's talk through what we're going to do. I heard from the manager that we're going to open up your hips.
Now, before I do that, I want to know, do I have permission to touch you?

Speaker 2 Sir, what are you nuts? Of course you have permission to touch me. We're at a stretching, assisted stretching.
What else? You wouldn't even do with your mind? You need your mind to stretch me?

Speaker 2 Like, it just, I just, I can't stand it with this culture. Do I have permission to touch you? Like, obviously, that doesn't apply to a place where you're being assisted, assisted stretching.

Speaker 2 That applies to maybe canoodling, maybe whatever it may be. Consent, very important.
Not when you're at a place where, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 That's like if you walked into the Rits to get a massage and your masseuse said to you, do I have permission to touch? No, I'm out of here. It's done.
The vibe is over.

Speaker 2 Right. No, that's, yeah, it's crazy.
Crazy.

Speaker 2 So good. My witty and nuts is I was watching my new favorite show on Max the Pit.
Excellent. Shout out John Wells.
Wow. It's so good.
Love it. Love it.
Love it.

Speaker 2 And there was an advertisement for a new show, reality show, competition show on Max. It was called Human versus Hamster.
Let's start there.

Speaker 2 It's humans running through gigantic hamster-type obstacle courses. Oh my God.

Speaker 2 The drinking from the water spout.

Speaker 2 And then

Speaker 2 it ends with human versus hamster, brought to you by Chip and Joanna Gaines.

Speaker 2 Max!

Speaker 2 What do they have to do with this?

Speaker 2 Like,

Speaker 2 as though someone was like, I'm on the fence. Who's it produced by?

Speaker 2 I'm in.

Speaker 2 I love Chip and Joe, though. Me too.
They're awesome, but they're moguls.

Speaker 2 That would not maybe push me towards hamster versus human. Anyway.

Speaker 2 Do you want a photo? Do you have one? I mean, your life is a little bit of a what do you nuts?

Speaker 2 Me, I'm the what you nuts, to be honest.

Speaker 2 But no, I think my quick one would be the other day it rained in LA and it didn't hasn't rained forever. And as soon as it rains in LA, people's fucking common sense go out the window.

Speaker 2 The way they drive, what they're wearing, and the fashion is what really irks me. Like these guys in their duck boots and winter coats, and it's 70 degrees out.
Right. That's my whatey and nuts.

Speaker 2 What a nuts. Nuts.
It's 70 degrees. It rained once.
Why are you wearing your duck boots? And why'd your girl let you leave the house with those? Why do they even own them?

Speaker 2 Olivia, what do do you think about duck boots? You know what I'm talking about? Nuts. Absolutely nuts.

Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah, like the old little kid boots.

Speaker 2 But even more nuts is how do you, how do you own duck boots when it's perpetually a drought? There's saving me for something that I would throw away. When do you need it?

Speaker 2 They're saving me up for that one day. And it's my wedding nuts.

Speaker 2 This is the problem with the house. You have too much room.
Too much room for junk. Okay.
Too much room for junk. You don't save rain boots when you live in a place that has a perpetual drought.

Speaker 2 You don't need rain boots in LA.

Speaker 2 You don't need them that safe to save straight up you just don't need them yeah that's safe kid shout out your social handles all your things before we go anywhere we can follow you everywhere at kid david i'm okay kid david mr david we didn't even get why wait wait why are you called kid david because i started dancing when i was really young and like it's a thing it's a thing

Speaker 2 It's a, oh, we should do this before we go. Like, b-boys have names, right? Like, B-Boy Flips, B-Boy Venom, B-Boy Casper.
It's super weird.

Speaker 2 It's like grown people that are like cosplaying like superheroes. And it's like we all, we have nicknames in hip-hop and breaking.
You get a nickname. It's often given to you.
You don't choose it.

Speaker 2 So you would be what should bet you want to give Ben one like b-boy Ozempic or like

Speaker 2 it has to end in my first name.

Speaker 2 A rhyme is nice. A rhyme is nice.
Like it can rhyme. I don't know.
I think you guys should give it to each other. Josh, do you know him better? Like Big Titty Ben? BTB.

Speaker 2 What is it? Big Titty.

Speaker 2 Come out of the cypher. big titty band.

Speaker 2 This is a big titty band. We'll give it a shot.
It's my boy.

Speaker 2 It's pretty good.

Speaker 2 I like it. I'll be b-boy no dad.
Just super sad.

Speaker 2 Just super sad.

Speaker 2 Before we go, we got to talk about that real quick.

Speaker 2 So, kid, truly being one of the greatest b-boys to ever live, was one of the commentators this year for the Olympics when b-boying was an event in Paris. So tell us about Ray Gunn.
Oh, man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So all I remember about Ray Gun. This is the thing is when you're watching, when you're commentating anything, I think you commentated before Josh.
No. What, the improv Olympics?

Speaker 2 When you're commentating, you're kind of watching through this different lens. So it took me a second to realize like how bad she was.
Solid.

Speaker 2 And then as soon as I saw, like, I was like, okay, she's bad. And I looked at my guy next to me.
I'm like, I'm going to lay out. I'm going to lay out.
I'm not going to say anything.

Speaker 2 And I just kind of like didn't say anything. But let me tell you this.
The next day at NBC, I didn't get to go to Paris for the Olympics. I was doing it from NBC in Connecticut.

Speaker 2 And the next morning, some very important people were like, hey, David, like, sit down. Like, explain to me what happened.
Like, and look, I don't even know what to say. Shoot, it's back.

Speaker 2 What she did for breaking is bad. It was already embarrassing saying you're a break dancer.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 it used to be kind of cool. Like, but to be honest, I'm the tech that would avoid it.
Like, if someone asked me what I do at a bar, I'd be like, I get that because I don't want to say an actor.

Speaker 2 Like, because it opens. It opens up this, oh, what have you been in? Like, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 Right. Or like, where are you a waiter? That's what people want to say.
It's just like the worst conversation we don't want to have.

Speaker 2 Yeah. So anyway, saying you were a break dancer was already already weird.
And now it's just like, oh, so you're like a good version of Ray Gun. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 And dude, like tons of sponsors dropped out. Like a lot of the like newer generation breakdancers, we call them B-Woozer B-Girls.

Speaker 2 They were like, they were represented by these big brands that got involved leading into the Olympics. And they were, all the brands were like, yo, we're out.
Like, wow, but that's not

Speaker 2 like a joke, and no one remembers it, overshadowed everything. And the reason why she was there-that's the biggest question.
Why was she there? Why was she there?

Speaker 2 Why was someone of that level even in the Olympics? And look, when you have a qualifier and no one shows up in a weird place in a random kind of country, then it's that's who's gonna go.

Speaker 2 No one showed up. Wow, damn.
How do we get we should have shown up? I didn't know. No one showed up, and not only that, it's like it's a it's a yeah,

Speaker 2 could you imagine, though, if you and me, Ben, we find a qualifier for for like some random like javelin we need to we need to

Speaker 2 but it's embarrassing I'm embarrassed for her and I hope she sees this but like like I just don't feel bad bro like I don't feel bad she got really shamed and you weren't and dragged you know I'm like you should she apparently was some I mean

Speaker 2 she with your sport she with your sport she with it and she really tainted the public eye and not only that she like apparently share some PhD in cultural studies and it's like if you're a PhD first of all where does that exist except Australia Like you're a PhD in breakdancing.

Speaker 2 Like, I don't get it. And also, like, if you're such a master and professor of culture, like you should know that you being on that stage was an embarrassment to this culture.
You weren't ready.

Speaker 2 If you knew about this culture, you would know that your level was not that of the current culture. You know what I'm saying? Damn.

Speaker 2 Kind of

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