Guys: Episode 143 - Podcast Guys with Chef Kevin

Speaker 0 Welcome to guys, a podcast about guys.

Speaker 1 I'm Brian, my co-host.

Speaker 1 Like, when you find out, I mean, you already know what we're doing, but co-host is something we in the business call our co-hosts, Chris James. Hi, Chris.
Huh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay. I'm not really sure you told me the...
Yeah. But you're not going to be doing that kind of thing the whole time, right? I feel like that's.

Speaker 1 I think it's only responsible for us to talk about what's going on in the biz.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess. I was interested when you told me this topic.
You're like, hey, I'm going to do podcasts, guys. And I was interested.
Yeah, man. I had a feeling that was going to happen.

Speaker 1 Oh, you didn't know, Kevin? He got Chef Kevin. I think that might be the first time I broke it to somebody ever.

Speaker 1 Listen,

Speaker 1 I was just

Speaker 1 Kevin thought the name of the room was podcast guys.

Speaker 1 Like, this is the guy.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. That's the first time I was able to break it to someone because you always name the room that, but this time I was sort of shielded a little bit.

Speaker 1 But yeah, as I keep trying to say, I was curious how you were going to navigate this topic and what exactly you mean by this and what we're going to be doing here.

Speaker 1 I didn't ever, I knew I was going to do it someday, right? Like, it wasn't like I was going to be like, I'll never do podcast guys.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? It's like that first year we were doing it. And I was like, I have this idea in March, which is International Women's Month, to do gals, a podcast about gals.

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I'm not doing that because, you know, it's like two guys talking about women.

Speaker 1 Oh, so your idea was for us to talk about

Speaker 1 and goof on them? Sorry?

Speaker 1 You wanted to goof on women for international women's sake? I'm glad you didn't. I think I would have probably put the Kai, I would have said no to that.

Speaker 1 Unfortunately, that is a podcast guy, too. So we'll probably cover them.

Speaker 1 I was thinking you were going to have maybe some women host the podcast, but no, you taught us goofing on women. With a woman as a guest.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? So you think that would make it better. We're goofing on women, and then we have a woman there that we could goof on.

Speaker 1 Well, it's a similar situation like me where she doesn't know until the recording starts what's happening. They never do.
They never do. He never tells them.

Speaker 1 I think in the end, it would have been women's subjects more than like God's stuff. Like there are certain subjects that we talk about that,

Speaker 1 you know, there aren't a ton of women involved in them. You know what I mean? I understand what you mean.
Like, there are some that are very much a unis.

Speaker 1 You know, there's like Warhammer or whatever has probably,

Speaker 1 there's a lot lot of women that do that, but I guess probably still more men. Yeah, Jane, definitely.
But I think that, I think there's probably some that are all guys.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to think of, I mean, is I'm trying to think of one. What do you think is that?

Speaker 1 No, that's actually way more women than you think. Oh,

Speaker 1 Stanford.

Speaker 1 And you're saying, Kevin, just to be clear, Kevin, you're saying that you think that there are men who think that they're smart. You're not saying that the parents can't be on Menta.

Speaker 1 Can't be on Minta.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's in the name. It's in the name.
That's fair, Kevin. That's fair that you would think that.
This is a rough start for the show. Let me explain something.

Speaker 1 That's the beauty of podcasts. Before everybody gets nervous on the show,

Speaker 1 these are podcast guys. They are listeners to podcasts.
Okay, so I love them. I do too.

Speaker 1 But they're from like, they're not, we're not doing like small podcasts. We're not like

Speaker 1 punching down on people. These are like people who are obsessed with podcasts.
And also,

Speaker 1 any specific podcast we talk about is the number one podcast in its genre.

Speaker 1 So you're, you, yeah, that's, okay, that's good. I think, obviously, that's the right way to do it.
I, again, though, the people who like to listen to lots of podcasts, I think they're great.

Speaker 1 I do, too. Mr.
Doesn't trust, he never, Kevin, he never trusts me. I trust you with my life.
He never trusts me to get it right. He's always like, oh, shit.
This one's a good thing. I always do.

Speaker 1 No, I never, I never think that. But you know, this one did sort of got my, I did sort of start thinking to myself that, like, no, what are, yeah, like, are we, who are we going to be goofing on here?

Speaker 1 And yeah, how's that going to look? I mean, one thing I know about podcast listeners is that they all have insanely high IQs and big dicks.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 18 Flaccid. Yep.

Speaker 1 It's funny because last week you said too.

Speaker 1 Okay, so

Speaker 1 can

Speaker 1 women not even included that?

Speaker 1 This is guys, a podcast about.

Speaker 1 Welcome to Guys, a podcast by a guy with an 18-inch penis. Okay,

Speaker 1 that aside, I want to clarify we are not a misogynistic podcast.

Speaker 1 Despite, I mean, I think that is the hey, I think we should actually get that out in the open overall because that is a big misconception about our podcast.

Speaker 1 It's called Guys, and people are like, oh, are you a misogynistic podcast?

Speaker 1 And I'm like, I'm always telling people, No, we are not. We're talking about different types of guys.

Speaker 1 So I just want to clarify, and this is not the best episode to do it on, maybe, but we're not a misogynist.

Speaker 1 We might actually be a misandrist podcast. Like, if a, if, if a men's rights

Speaker 1 guy listened to this show,

Speaker 1 I think we would be actually,

Speaker 1 we would be problematic to him. I like the thought of men's right guys just typing in guys.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, they want to listen to podcasts. Yeah, they're like, we need to, okay, men's guys.
That's what they're looking for. So we probably do have a pretty big

Speaker 1 portion of our audience is probably men's rights guys. Listen, I know a big, there is because like 90% of the number.

Speaker 1 But we're not, I want to clarify to them, and I don't care if they stop listening. Hey, men's rights guys, we're not a misogynistic podcast.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, and stop listening if you are, but keep on the Patreon, please. Keep on the Patreon.
Do not lapse your subscription, but we don't need you listening to the show anymore.

Speaker 1 And don't laugh at the show either. We don't need that crap.
You can listen, I guess, Brian's saying now, but don't laugh. Yeah, don't laugh.

Speaker 1 So, one thing I will start out with is:

Speaker 1 I sorted our slash podcast by

Speaker 1 most controversial.

Speaker 1 And when you do that, it is just post after post after post of, hey, does anybody know of any leftist podcasts?

Speaker 1 Okay, so I clicked one.

Speaker 1 Any one of the leftist prominent podcasters? Yeah, well, and then we showed up.

Speaker 1 But you would think it'd be like an old thread, and they'd be like, well, you know, Street Fight Radio is a leftist podcast. But guys comes up.

Speaker 1 And then I got insanely like uncomfortable because I was like, oh, that's, we just did penis guys like two episodes ago. We've done fart guys.
And then I started thinking of a leftist.

Speaker 1 Chris is waving in a mirror, just so you know.

Speaker 1 I did not wave in a mirror. I waved at my son.

Speaker 1 He did a very cute wave to himself in a mirror. It was my son, Nuke.

Speaker 1 That was interesting. But yeah, somebody recommended guys.

Speaker 1 And I was like, somebody in this thread, in this thread about leftist podcasts. How many up votes does it have? The guys.
Three down votes.

Speaker 1 I mean, can you imagine? Like, you're like, I'm trying to listen to some political, somebody with my, that aligns with my beliefs. And then you're like,

Speaker 1 oh, there's this podcast with these two guys. Yeah.
And mostly politically, they align with your beliefs if you're a leftist.

Speaker 1 And then you listen to it and they never talk about politics. One of them constantly says he's a prominent leftist, but then most of the talk is about farts and swingers and fucking dicks and stuff.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it's not a political podcast as we pride ourselves on that. So anyway,

Speaker 1 so I, i there's a few people like requesting types of podcasts do you not have the screenshot by the way can you not tell me how many upvotes that i don't have the screenshot i didn't take it i would love to know how many quickly clicked out of that there were a few guys recommendations as i was reading through and all of them have very positive feedback Can I just say really quick, last week you said on the show, like not some of our worst episodes, but some of our like challenging episodes are when we do an episode about a guy and then have the guy on the show because it feels like we're just making fun of the guy.

Speaker 1 We're not making fun of the guest.

Speaker 1 But that kind of uncomfortableness of like, oh, are they, do they think we're making fun of them because we're not?

Speaker 1 Well, and then when I got, and I don't even view myself as a podcast guy, even though I probably am.

Speaker 1 It was funny listening to that hours ago. Well, listen.
Listen,

Speaker 1 you are incorrect about that, Kevin, because that episode was two weeks ago or put episode on in between.

Speaker 1 So, but yes, that is very, very

Speaker 1 interesting that you point that out, that he's having you on.

Speaker 1 Do you think of Kevin as a podcast guy, Brian? Not really.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, I thought it would be fun to have somebody that is around podcasting to do the show and to not, like I said, I'm not picking people that Kevin works with.

Speaker 1 I'm not like doing that kind of thing. We're talking about podcast fans.
And I felt like.

Speaker 1 We did your when we did your show. It was about a podcasting.
So I was like, why don't I just do a podcasting show? I promise this show is not going to make everybody feel bad.

Speaker 1 I feel like everybody thinks this is going to make everybody feel bad. I was so scared of this episode.
So much more scared of it than any other episode ever.

Speaker 1 First thread, what's the worst thing you've heard on a podcast? Yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 Not the first thread. I'll read the first thread to you right now.

Speaker 1 Any NSFW porn-like podcasts similar to Pillow Talk or Plug Talk? I'm looking for podcasts similar to Pillow Talk and Plug Talk, where the hosts fuck or get fucked by guests.

Speaker 1 Anyone know if there's any more than just Adam 22 and Ryan Powell podcast?

Speaker 1 Chris might know this story, but my favorite, kind of a weird lead into a story after Brian just said that, but my favorite big grande, the sketch group we both love

Speaker 1 thing that they did is they uploaded a funeral sketch that they did, like a comedy sketch onto Pornhub, and it was by far their most popular thing they've ever done.

Speaker 1 And so I have toyed with the idea of uploading episodes of Hollywood Handbook to Pornhub into various sites. It would be funny, but I think, like, our

Speaker 1 so apparently, Adam22, certified bad guy, right?

Speaker 1 And he's the host of the no jumper podcast. He's this guy's been around forever and ever.
He's considered to be a very bad guy. He's got.
He's going in for WTF.

Speaker 1 He's the new WTF host. He's got the Lisa tattoo on his face.
And

Speaker 1 one of his big things is, yeah, people,

Speaker 1 he says, please have sex with my wife. He's a cuckold.
We know about this stuff. I didn't know about this stuff.

Speaker 1 You didn't know that? No, I didn't know that there was a podcast by a guy I've heard of, very famous podcaster, where he fucks and sucks on the podcast. He doesn't fuck, just to be clear.

Speaker 1 I mean, maybe he does, but I think the concept is, so that's called the plug talk. And I don't know why.
I know there's so much. Do you like that podcast?

Speaker 1 No, I've never heard it before, but I do know the verse. Yeah, you seem to know a lot about it.
What's it like? His girlfriend is Lena the Plug, who is a porn star. And that is who...

Speaker 1 has sex with people. So the guest comes on and they do a show.
It's a cuckold podcast is what I'm imagining now because, yeah, they he like I've never watched watched that one.

Speaker 1 I just know that it's her, like I know that that's her name and stuff. So yes, they come on, bring a guest on, talks to Adam and Lena, and then has sex with Lena.
And they can't do that.

Speaker 1 Or maybe have sex with Lena and then, I don't know. And then we would, we'd have to check it out.
I'm not. Did you hear them fucking suck?

Speaker 1 I doubt it. Get to.
I think get to. As the producer of the show, I'm thinking about like, where does the ad placement go in that? Is it during the foreplay? Is it after? Well, I think it's easy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think, no, I don't think they have sex. I think you just, yeah, you're, popping your ad and you're doing the interview, maybe intro interview, ad.

Speaker 1 You come back from the ad break when they've had sex or whatever. And then, you know, when they're done having sex, the guy's like, that was awesome.

Speaker 1 That would be such a good podcast if it was just like the guy just came back, like, man, that was fucking

Speaker 1 awesome.

Speaker 1 That was absolutely fucking awesome. Like, fucking unreal, unreal, man.
Fuck, man.

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. I fucking was coming so fucking hard.

Speaker 1 That was incredible. That's the show.

Speaker 1 I love this because this guy goes, this is only a two-comment thread. This guy goes, I mean, it's not like what you're looking for, which is often said in a podcast recommendation thread.

Speaker 1 That's always a good thing, though, when you're like, hey, can I get a recommendation on this?

Speaker 1 Well, hey, this isn't what you're looking for, but I was hoping to have a conversation with somebody today.

Speaker 1 What you're looking for, but one of the best film podcasts ever is the Rialto Report, where they interview industry people from the golden age of sex films, looking back on their careers.

Speaker 1 So you get to hear about people in their 50s, 60s, 70s, and plus talk about the sex.

Speaker 1 I think that person's very much misunderstanding why that person wants to listen to this podcast.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you get to listen to a 70-year-old guy talking about fucking and sucking.

Speaker 1 Well, it sounds like you have an interest in pornography, right? But I recommend a documentary about the elderly.

Speaker 1 It goes on,

Speaker 1 that's such a funny idea. Yeah, like being a parent and catching your kid looking at pornography and being like, oh, I see you're interested in pornography.

Speaker 1 Like, I got you this documentary about the history.

Speaker 1 Or if that was like a class you could take, and everyone was like, oh, this would be awesome. I want to watch people have sex.
And it's like,

Speaker 1 pornography is is Latin for. It's like, no.

Speaker 1 Sexual history. And you go in there and you're like, I'm going to fucking beat off to this guy for sure.
Holy shit. Well,

Speaker 1 better make some room in the Spank Bank

Speaker 1 for some new material.

Speaker 1 Put a little booth outside of the classroom. The textbook doesn't have pictures.

Speaker 1 Well, he goes,

Speaker 1 and it's interesting. He goes, you hear him talk about the sexual revolution and its intersection with art and media.
They're honestly some of the best reviews in podcasting.

Speaker 1 They're more interesting in a course in history of underground culture in 60s, 70s, New York City, and L.A. Oh, my God.
I'm getting so soft.

Speaker 1 Anything that gets me horny.

Speaker 1 I'm getting so soft. Then the guy replies and he goes, do they actually fuck on the podcast, though? There you go.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm looking for. Yeah, I'm looking for something very specific and easy to explain.
Yes, not a long, dry explanation.

Speaker 1 I am imminently horny, and I need to listen to a podcast that will help me with that. Guy that's all

Speaker 1 like this, is an instant gratification thing for the guy. Like, he's just sitting around.
He's like, What if there's a porno podcast? I'm gonna go to Reddit and ask about it and beat off.

Speaker 1 Well, he knows there's porno podcast, just to be clear, because he's already gone through all the episodes of those two, it sounds like, and now he's he needs a new one because they're not able to produce episodes fast enough for him to satiate his horniness.

Speaker 1 This guy goes, I need a podcast with an old wise man.

Speaker 1 He goes,

Speaker 1 is it still in the porn or is this still the next subject here? This is a different one. And this is, and this is, this is like, there's probably a million of these, right?

Speaker 1 Like, there's a lot of these. Well, it's interesting the way he chooses to describe it.
He goes, I need a podcast featuring an old wise man that talks about his youth like Mr. Miyagi.

Speaker 1 Would be cool if he was Asian, too. Might sound weird.
I was going to say Jim Brewer, but it doesn't fit anymore. Yeah, Brewer.
Hey, the Bruniverse. The Bruniverse, I mean,

Speaker 1 I mean, listen, Jim Brewer, some people say he's not a GOAT.

Speaker 1 I say that, of course, you know, my working theory is that the GOAT boy is a real guy and that he's doing like a guy impression with Jim Brewer. And so you see Goat guy come out a lot.

Speaker 1 But like, yeah, if Jim Brewer is able to do the GOAT thing.

Speaker 1 What's to say he can't, you know? I mean, I think Brewer could play this role in his mind. I don't know.

Speaker 1 An ESPN panel about who's the goat, and it's like LeBron, Jordan, and Brewer. Oh, yeah.
Brewer's got to be in the conversation. He's got to be in the conversation.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I like the idea of a guy just saying, like, like I said, I got to read that. He, an old wise man that talks about his youth, like Mr.
Miyagi, would be cool if he was Asian too.

Speaker 1 And then he ends up with, might sound weird, but that's the mood I'm in right now.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Does he get any recommendations?

Speaker 1 Oh, you're going to love the recommendation, Chris.

Speaker 1 Joey Diaz, Church of What's Happening.

Speaker 1 Let me tell you, though,

Speaker 1 the big house for a kid.

Speaker 1 I can't listen to Joey Diaz personally, even like I can't listen to even like videos making fun of him or something. Anything where his clips are on, because he gets so stoned on edibles before.

Speaker 1 And then his, the mic, he like, he's like,

Speaker 1 and he makes these like horrible mouth noises into the microphone that are that are like so nauseating to listen to that i even if he was doing a good job which i don't think he's doing the thing that i like anyways but even if he were i couldn't i couldn't listen to it he has like a shotgun mic in his mouth it is unsettling it is so it's just the way i think they have to it's because he talks so quiet so they have to crank the gain up because he's just like mumbling and this like and he has this like voice um

Speaker 1 you know like he talks like so with so much bass. He doesn't have any treble in his voice or whatever.
He could be in the Twitch ASMR world where the people

Speaker 1 have

Speaker 1 doing the tongue stuff. Yeah.
That's really popular.

Speaker 1 He could be. Wait, there's a thing.
If the Church of What's Happening got into the Twitch universe, that could be a huge selling point for him. People like tongue noises?

Speaker 1 Because I do that quite often on the bonus shows.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's right. So what were the responses? Mike goes

Speaker 1 now he's Cuban, so not Asian, but has been through some wild ups and downs in his life.

Speaker 1 Went to prison, spent a good chunk of his life as a cokehead, became a comedian late in life, and has some very wise takes on life. He has a lot of very wise takes on life.
Like his takes are like.

Speaker 1 Misogynist, racist, homophobic, transphobic. And so

Speaker 1 incredibly fucking stupid. Like every time I've ever heard him, I'm like.
Yeah, you guys are both right, by the way. Yes, I agree.
But every time I've heard him,

Speaker 1 it sounds like the stupidest guy you've ever met. Just run in his fucking mouth.
Just the most annoying, stupid guy. Almost like a rant guy, but he's not really ranting.
Because he's too

Speaker 1 fucking stoned on weed edibles. He's taken like 500 milligrams of weed edibles and he's just like sitting there, like fucking sleeping his way through his own show, right?

Speaker 1 Like it's, it's, he, so he doesn't have the sort of, um,

Speaker 1 yeah, like, I've never seen him do stand-up. Maybe he doesn't get super stoned, and he goes up and does stand-up, and he actually has some, like, fucking energy and shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but I don't think he has the energy to be a rant guy. I don't see it.

Speaker 1 Um, I saw an insane clip of uh his show once, like many have, but one specific thing that I've never seen on a podcast before where he is like in the middle of like a monologue rant thing, and he looks at his phone and he goes, well my sister just died oh yikes that's how then just like keeps going

Speaker 1 uh it was shocking i was like yeah uh

Speaker 1 surprised they left it in the episode brian would act that way brian does say stuff sometimes about his family and stuff where it's just kind of like oh man what

Speaker 1 you want me to cut that thing out i'll like message him afterward and i'm like you want me to cut that thing out and he's like i don't even know what you're talking about

Speaker 1 but then the fans are like you should have cut that out no nobody ever. The only time was that one time when Brian made that, like, said that thing about the bank.

Speaker 1 God, this is coming up in every episode now. Yeah, they, they all, and people, someone commented, say, Brian, you shouldn't say that stuff about the bank.

Speaker 1 And then he was like, yeah, okay. He took it down and removed that thing that he said about the bank.
That the thing that will never be spoken.

Speaker 1 Don't ever say the other word. We're not saying what happened, what he wanted with the bank or anything.
What's the type of ism?

Speaker 1 Stop saying that.

Speaker 1 That's too close. I said a certain type of.

Speaker 1 You're referring to Schism the Tool album. Or racism.

Speaker 1 Do you want to do racism to the bank?

Speaker 1 What the hell?

Speaker 1 Our left listeners. What his listeners are not going to like that, Brian.
You just got to bring more down votes, my friend. What about escapism?

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's okay. That one's pretty.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Yeah, that one's like,

Speaker 1 yeah,

Speaker 1 pretty nondescript. What are some of your true crime podcast pet peeves?

Speaker 1 What are pet peeves in true crime podcasts that annoy you and or turn you off from continuing? My listeners. Propaganda.
Yes. But this guy's first thing.

Speaker 1 Strong accents.

Speaker 1 I just tried to listen.

Speaker 1 I just tried to listen to a person that had a heavy Scottish accent. I literally could not make out what she was saying at all.
Same goes for heavy New Zealand accents for me for me at least.

Speaker 1 Well, but

Speaker 1 that doesn't seem like

Speaker 1 it can be difficult to understand a Scottish person if they're speaking like, you know,

Speaker 1 there's certain Scottish people who speak in a way that's very difficult to understand.

Speaker 1 And I think probably less so with New Zealand, I think I've found, but I've definitely noticed that with Scottish and Irish people before. But it's like...

Speaker 1 Doesn't this seem like just one podcast, though?

Speaker 1 It seems like a very specific issue to have. It's It's the show hosted by a Scottish and New Zealand guy.

Speaker 1 I'm sure there are some, but just listen to ones that are hosted by, you know, in your native tongue.

Speaker 1 I would say that the thing that makes this interesting to me is like, this guy probably also, like, he's saying

Speaker 1 that

Speaker 1 it's weird because I guess there are people who are like, I don't listen to it because of an accent, but I would guess that that's not a pet peeve. That's more of a problem with you as a person.

Speaker 1 Well, you know what I mean? Yeah, but I just thought you can't get

Speaker 1 subtitles. Like I'll sometimes I'll watch like a Scottish

Speaker 1 detective show or whatever, but I'll put those subtitles on sometimes, definitely. So I do understand that.

Speaker 1 But again, I don't, I would never, ever, yeah, consider complaining about that and being like, hey, man, what's going on with these fucking Scottish

Speaker 1 podcast hack, Apple Podcast, and some of the other ones have sub, like a transcript on the bottom left. There's like a little dialogue icon.
You can click it and just read it too.

Speaker 1 So you're telling me that there are podcast subtitles? Yes.

Speaker 1 Okay, so then, so in that case, then, yeah, then I listen.

Speaker 1 I guess I can finally start listening to the Aberdeen murders.

Speaker 1 Distracting

Speaker 1 Scottish podcast. Distracting music.
Why do podcasters think we care about the music? If we want to listen to music, we would be.

Speaker 1 Recently, it seems like if there's more of an original music produced by, if the podcast is really good, the music interludes are just a distraction.

Speaker 1 If the podcast is bad, the music just makes it worse. So,

Speaker 1 I agree. I agree.
I don't know. I agree.

Speaker 1 And I think you'll find that you'll notice that a lot of people appreciate no music in crime podcasts or even the YouTube videos or whatever, not having that sort of cheesy music.

Speaker 1 I think music can be good sometimes, but yeah, for the most part, just let the stuff stand on its own.

Speaker 1 Bad audio quality. Now you're like, well, yeah, that bothers everybody.
Speak in my language. Hey, Kyle.

Speaker 1 What are we talking about? The Sunday stream? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's good quality. I was going to fix that and send it to you, Chris, but I was like, I don't want to do this two times.
No, no, don't do that to me because all it is is Brian's internet connection.

Speaker 1 Like the Twitch, the Twitch VOD is completely fine. So the Twitch VOD, it's just like whatever's happening on

Speaker 1 the stream yard is where it's happening. So I just can't even be bothered, to be honest.
What I did, a lot of people sent me messages about it, and usually I'll get really stressed about that.

Speaker 1 This was like a month ago.

Speaker 1 But this time, what I did was I was like,

Speaker 1 I don't care. And I just didn't even read any of them.
And it was really mean. And I apologize to the listener.
And I promise I care about you. But that this time I was really busy.

Speaker 1 October, a lot of other stuff going on. And I was like, I don't care.
What about bad audio quality, especially from interrogation rooms? This actually happens a lot. This is a big, you know me.

Speaker 1 I'm a big body cam interrogation video guy. And yeah, why don't you get some better audio quality and the video quality too? Let's get some 4K in that shit.

Speaker 1 Let's get an SN7B in the potential murderer's face. Yeah, let's get them a little bit of sound quality, something, then let those P's pop a little bit without any implosive.
Yeah, come on, man.

Speaker 1 Honestly. And yeah, 4K, they're always talking about that shit.
It's really, you'll see in the comments, like, fucking 2025, can we get some 4K

Speaker 1 quality video footage in these fucking interrogation rooms? And it's like, I don't think they need it or they wouldn't be using it, you know? And it's like

Speaker 1 guy walks in and sits down at a podcast table, basically, and is like confessing to a murder. Yeah, and he's got a full, like, he's got the mic arm like we do.
And like, this, yeah.

Speaker 1 Guys, Elgato is like, can we not like have our logo all over this microphone?

Speaker 1 Guy has, guy has a soundboard.

Speaker 1 Sometimes I have a soundboard.

Speaker 1 He's like, they're like,

Speaker 1 hey,

Speaker 1 he's like, I didn't do the murder. And the cop's like.

Speaker 1 Oh, we don't. We don't hear it.
I played the form.

Speaker 1 Remember, Brian? No, I just, this is what I picture. The guy's just like

Speaker 1 going through this whole like crazy thing, being like, oh, my God, like, you wouldn't, you wouldn't believe it. Fine, I'll fucking tell you.
Like, it was like, it's been a year, like, all this shit.

Speaker 1 Like, my mom fucking didn't feed me for all this, like, like, this crazy story, like, telling, like, the worst story ever. And then all of a sudden, the cop leans on the thing.
He's like,

Speaker 1 oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
It's telling us. It's really loud.
Yeah, so loud. Oh, I'm really sorry about that.
That was the brim of

Speaker 1 my police cap. Just turn it.

Speaker 1 Sorry, but can you just tell the story from the beginning because i don't know if i want to start it again

Speaker 1 oh man so

Speaker 1 and then excessive banter from interviewees sometimes they let a side character go on and on and on without editing for example they called me and told me she was dead and i said what and they said she's dead and i said how and they said what are some of your so they would like it if the people who experienced the death would keep it fucking short well they just can i get yeah like we need to cut out all of the, trim this fat off.

Speaker 1 Can I just get a video, like, just a compilation of a bunch of people being brutally murdered and not all of this exposition surrounding it?

Speaker 1 No, I listen, I, it is kind of, it's wild to, uh, you're like watching real things that are happening, real people's lives or whatever, but it's like, it's being treated in this way where it's just like, all right, let's keep this fucking font line moving a little bit, please.

Speaker 1 And it's like, it's somebody's whole life is we're talking about here. Unraveling in front of you.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 This guy goes,

Speaker 1 vulnerable and not vulnerable.

Speaker 1 This is my most recent nails on a chalkboard, which, by the way, so many of these people, like the first thing, my biggest pet peeves are when the podcaster sounds like they're reading directly from Wikipedia page are those who don't try difficult pronunciations of names or areas.

Speaker 1 Brother, some people get paid to do that.

Speaker 1 What do they, what do they try it? What do you mean? Like, they're like, oh,

Speaker 1 you know, like if it's a hard city to say or something or a hard last name, what do they do? I'm not even going to try that one.

Speaker 1 They don't even. Oh,

Speaker 1 that's like a classic line. Like, I'm not even going to try that.
So they don't get the information across, even? Which is weird for a true crime podcast. True fucking crime.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it seems like you have to, yeah, I agree. If that is happening,

Speaker 1 that would be a pet peeve of mine, too.

Speaker 1 If they're just like, okay, and the location it happened was, I'm not even going to try this and it's like well wait so where where were they were they which city was it yeah

Speaker 1 and the murderer and the murderer turned out to be oh i can't i can't say this what's this last is this russian i can't do this

Speaker 1 is this written in a different language

Speaker 1 i would love so much to hear that host do that that episode that sounds so fucking funny i like this the thing where you need the most credibility Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like the genre you need the most credibility to just be like, oh, so what the hell is this even saying?

Speaker 1 Vagarabana.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so something.

Speaker 1 I like this person who seems like a real psycho. When they sugarcoat the victim, it's always like Megan was a good student and a star cheerleader who always lit up the room.
And

Speaker 1 when you're like, does this guy know her?

Speaker 1 No, it's just that it's just in general. It's just like, this guy just knows people.
That's what they're saying. They're like, I just know people.
And guess what? People are shitty.

Speaker 1 People are terrible. This is just one of those real horrible guys.
You're like, hey, there's no way she's nice at all or does any of that thing. Cause it's like.

Speaker 1 The only person I got experience dealing with is myself, and I ain't none of those things. Yeah.
So there ain't no way. This is like classic projection, I think.

Speaker 1 But like, yeah, you do hear this from those people sometimes where it's just like, oh, yeah, of course, she was all,

Speaker 1 but it's like, well, even, listen, man, what do you even want? Even, yeah, what do you want?

Speaker 1 What do you want, even if she was she sucked, yeah, even if she was not so great, it's like, don't you hope that when you, when you, whatever, whenever you die, that they, you know, they rosy it up a little for you.

Speaker 1 I think everybody does, right? Yeah, I mean, give it to them, unless they're real, horrible, evil people or whatever. The victim, shelly

Speaker 1 who is smells real bad yeah the victim is always farting and she sometimes can be a real b-word shelly aka smelly shelly

Speaker 1 like getting real nasty on it yeah i mean that's like comedy that's like a sketch that's you know it comes it would obviously

Speaker 1 you're obviously gonna be nothing but night nice to someone you know like yeah that's how you're gonna be when you're eulogizing someone we only roast the ones we love, and I love this victim.

Speaker 1 And you do love, and you love the Roastmaster, Jeff Ross. I know you're a big fan of him.
I love him. I like the Roastmaster General.
You don't like him? Wasn't it?

Speaker 1 Remember when he was roasting the guys in the prison or Guantanamo Bay? That was awesome. That was fucked.
Did he actually do that? And I'd make that up in my head.

Speaker 1 He didn't do Guantanamo Bay, did he?

Speaker 1 That gets me. He did roast prisoners.
He did roast prisoners, but I feel like

Speaker 1 in my mind,

Speaker 1 I've like remembered as him roasting people in Guantanamo Bay. I only recognize Brazos County Jail.
Okay. Brazos.

Speaker 1 Oh, sound like the host. Brazos, Brazos, what the hell is that?

Speaker 1 Hey, just abandoned. Hey, abandoned ship.
Abandoned ship, my friend. I don't know what the hell.
Bezos County Jail? Oh, okay.

Speaker 1 So he didn't do...

Speaker 1 Okay, so I want to apologize to Jeff Ross for saying that he roasted the prisoners in Guantanamo Bay. This guy goes,

Speaker 1 I'm becoming even pickier these days. I'll stop listening to any podcast when the hosts are cutting up or excited or fake rage for the case.
Okay, wait,

Speaker 1 I don't disagree with that. If I'm listening for a true crime podcast and the host sounds genuinely excited, I'm a little uncomfortable.
I forgot this was about true crime.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's actually 100% accurate. But I was going to say, if that were the case, because I'm always cracking up on our podcast, we got a good one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that would, oh, Oh, yeah, but that kind of, I mean,

Speaker 1 listen, we did Shocktober Man Cow,

Speaker 1 and he reads a serious news story about somebody dying, and he's got this big giant grin on his face. And it's supposed to awkward.
He's like, he's like filling in as a news anchor on this news thing.

Speaker 1 And it's like the look on his face as he's saying it is really strange. I will say it's unsettling.
The way they say fake rage for the case

Speaker 1 to me reads like woke

Speaker 1 You're not allowed to be mad that this person got murdered and there were all these injustices, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 Exactly, yeah, but if it's fake, they they can tell if it's fake or not, you're not allowed to be actually mad. But if you're like fake mad, then they'll they can tell.

Speaker 1 But I, yeah, that part is, but the part about being excited, you should not,

Speaker 1 you shouldn't be doing your true but then probably that I don't listen to true crime podcasts, so I'm not sure, but I imagine there are probably people who right, they start thinking of it like their job and they start forgetting about any of that stuff.

Speaker 1 And I would imagine sometimes they lose it and just crack up a bit, maybe. He goes, any podcasts with merch is also a turnoff, brother.
Don't I know it? I'm wearing the

Speaker 1 ice. Don't look at the hat back.

Speaker 1 Shout out to everyone who bought on our last drop. It will be our last.
We have seen the error in our ways. We will not be doing merch anymore.
So what I did.

Speaker 1 Just joking, I forgot that some people think stuff I say is true. We'll do merch again.
What I did was I went to iTunes,

Speaker 1 the famous place to review podcasts.

Speaker 1 I went to the number one show in a few different genres, right? So we got Joe Rogan. Yeah, there will be Rogans.
There will be

Speaker 1 some.

Speaker 1 Not to bring up a controversial topic, but after Charlie Kirk passed, they had guest co-host for

Speaker 1 the next six episodes, and it became the most popular podcast.

Speaker 1 Well, because like J.D. Vance was hosting and stuff.
Sounds like, so, yeah, Brian, do you have the J.D. Vance guest host on Charlie Kirk stuff? Oh, I don't.
So the top showcase.

Speaker 1 Kevin says it was actually the number one show. That's so funny.

Speaker 1 So you're not going to read my review?

Speaker 1 He said five stars. So funny.

Speaker 1 The top podcast in the entire world

Speaker 1 is called The Daily by the New York Times. That makes sense that it's called The Daily.
Yeah. It comes out every day.
I would have

Speaker 1 good branding. Yeah.
And the New York Times, huh? Big company.

Speaker 1 Michael Barbaro. Yeah, I call it the New York Slimes because I don't like it.
The Failing New York Times. The Failing New York Slimes.
Failing New York Times. How'd they get into the number one spot?

Speaker 1 Hard work, really. There's a lot of hard work by a lot of people.
This person goes one star,

Speaker 1 incredibly partisan,

Speaker 1 very little nuance, completely one-sided, highly partisan, and out of touch. If you want to get a more fair picture of the world, comedians are probably a better route.
True,

Speaker 1 no, true. No, no, no.
Hey, don't gloss over that and try to move on. That's the truest thing that's ever been said on this show.

Speaker 1 Well, because everybody else is all worried, clutching their pearls. And guess what? Comedians say, we can't afford pearls.
We're all living in a basement.

Speaker 1 We're living in like

Speaker 1 not our mom's basement. That's

Speaker 1 condos. Yeah, we're in studio apartments.
We live in studio apartments. Famously, comedians are really struggling financially.
I do get all my news from Club Random and Howie Mandel's podcast.

Speaker 1 So this is really speaking to me. Howie Mandel's podcast is really, really bad.

Speaker 1 Oh, is it? I think it's really bad from the stuff I've seen. It sounds bad.
I heard the only clip I saw was on the comedy drama channels that was

Speaker 1 Mark Maron on there just completely fucking destroying Howie Mandel because Howie Mandel is like, oh, all this woke is really messing up comedy. Don't you agree, Mark Maron?

Speaker 1 And he was like, I disagree with that.

Speaker 1 They had a little conversation. We don't like Howie up here in Canada.
We're not a fan of Howie.

Speaker 1 What did he do? I've already mentioned it before. He used to own the Just for Laughs Festival, and then they stopped playing all of the comedians

Speaker 1 stuff on Sirius. And it was like how all the comedians made money in Canada.

Speaker 1 And then he gave a Facebook Live in his palatial mansion, walking around trying to like tell all the comedians in Canada why. It was like, this is what I need to explain to you why we did this.
And

Speaker 1 that was the thing I talked about. I made all these credible threats to him.
And then I didn't realize that the live video comments came up at that time every time that people watched it.

Speaker 1 So people sent me the messages after saying, Chris, you should take down those comments because I just saw them that you made on the Howie Mandel video.

Speaker 1 Because it went viral and everyone started watching it out. Because Bill Maher is much more balanced.

Speaker 1 The sad part is I'm not sure they even realize it. Hey, hey, I just got a good joke here.
Yeah, Bill Maher is more balanced in the first half, but after he has a couple of fucking...

Speaker 1 A couple of drinks and a little smoky smoke, he's not so balanced anymore. He's that big leather chair.
You see that

Speaker 1 show, man?

Speaker 1 He does always look like he's

Speaker 1 token and drinking. They're token and drinking.
Like, he's getting drunk down there. He's like getting fully drunk on that show for sure.

Speaker 1 And I'm sure he's providing Ubers for the guest home and not just being like, drive safe. Yeah, have a good, have a good drive home.

Speaker 1 He runs in the kind of circles, I believe, where if you were to call an Uber for your friend, you would be like kicked out of the group, the friend group.

Speaker 1 Well, I remember when you could just drive drunk anytime you want, And these soft millennials

Speaker 1 put it all away. I believe he's part of the rich, proud, drunk drivers.
Yes.

Speaker 1 He goes, Bill Maher's a much more balanced. The sad part is I'm not even sure they realize it.
Unfortunately, it confirms stereotypes regarding New York liberals and how out of touch they are.

Speaker 1 Got him. Disappointed by the sun.
One star.

Speaker 1 Disappointed that the daily hasn't covered Arctic Frost. It's a major issue.
Security impacts, yet there's total silence.

Speaker 1 For a show that claims to tackle the stories that matter, this omission feels deliberate and out of touch. What is that?

Speaker 1 Arctic frost. What's that?

Speaker 1 What's the.

Speaker 1 I think it's in the Arctic where there's ice is maybe frost. Oh, like, actually, it's not like a code word for, it's not like something that's there's just literally the frost.

Speaker 1 I think that's what he's talking about. He's talking about climate, like it's climate change-related stuff.

Speaker 1 It just sounds like a guy who has his thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, hey, if his thing is

Speaker 1 the impending doom that we're dealing with from climate change, it's a pretty good thing. Three stars, make it stop.

Speaker 1 Wow, three stars, make it stop. Well, and the review is so funny.
The Ozempic episode really brought out the Hank Hill in me. What? I don't come to the

Speaker 1 flat

Speaker 1 flat ass. What are we talking about here? What's the hank hill? Bobber?

Speaker 1 That boy ain't right.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you what.

Speaker 1 Like, what is it? What is bringing?

Speaker 1 I don't know what that is. I don't know what bringing out the hank hill is.
I mean, they explain a little more.

Speaker 1 I don't come to the times to hear a middle-aged couple talk about how her big butt used to be so voluptuous.

Speaker 1 And I don't think it's unreasonable to expect a certain level of decency in the public square. Thank you.
Sounds like we have an episode for our guy looking for the porno podcast. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'll listen to that.

Speaker 1 I was like, oh, I should listen to the Ozempic episode where the lady talks about her formerly voluptuous ass.

Speaker 1 That's more upsetting.

Speaker 1 So this guy, this guy, this person was listening to the podcast thinking this is going to be sort of a clinical discussion about Ozempic, and they were like, this is getting racy. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 This guy used to love his wife's huge ass.

Speaker 1 What the hell? What the hell is he doing? What's he? What's he? What's he have? What's he sexing it? He's eating it. What's he doing with it?

Speaker 1 What's he like?

Speaker 1 What did he like it so much for? What's he doing with it? I mean, it really,

Speaker 1 please provide, like, I'm the opposite side of this. Please provide more information on this wonderful sounding ass.

Speaker 1 Pictures are what?

Speaker 1 Hey, recently, my favorite website stopped showing beautiful ladies on it.

Speaker 1 That's a big

Speaker 1 chive? The chive. Yeah, that's a big issue in our lives right now is that the chive has recently stopped showing their beautiful ladies on the website.
It's a huge problem, Kevin.

Speaker 1 It should be a daily topic. Oh,

Speaker 1 the fact that

Speaker 1 the daily that purports to be

Speaker 1 a cover of the big issues has not even touched on the chive not having bikini babes on there anymore is insane. I mean, where do you even get bikini babes these days? You know,

Speaker 1 you know, the chive just doesn't dance with the people who brought them. They're trying to get these new woke.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're trying to court these new people. Being like, we already have established these people.

Speaker 1 This is the way the chive thinks, and it's unfair. They think, hey, these people who are fans of our shit at this point are so ostracized from society.

Speaker 1 Nobody is willing to be friends with them or like hang out with them and do comedy with them anymore. So we can, we can smack them around.

Speaker 1 We could do whatever we want with them because it doesn't matter. They're not going to be accepted anywhere else.
And that's unfair to the

Speaker 1 reading 45-year-old men saying, like, I come here for the memes, I come here for the shirts, but I also come here for the hotness and the chivets. And now you've taken that away from me.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 You know, beautiful women. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because there's a whole thing about it, too. One of the chivets is like, hey, we're still here.
We're just like older now. And they're just like, ah.

Speaker 1 Where'd you come from?

Speaker 1 I swear, like, it's the thing about the tribe that is like alluring to these guys is I think it's been taken over by OnlyFans as well because it's the allure of being able to like these chivets post these pictures.

Speaker 1 And then every now and then they're like, ooh, hubba, hubba, hot mama. And then she's like, she's like, wow, thanks.

Speaker 1 And then wow, wow.

Speaker 1 And then he jerks off to that for like 16 months.

Speaker 1 He's jerking off to the comment. Yeah, exactly.
Exactly. That's awesome.
He doesn't even have to look at the picture at all. The picture is already in his head once he looks at the comment.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. On Thigh Gap Thursday or whatever.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So that's why they love the chive and they're so mad about it.
But it's like, that exists. You can find that thing as well if you really want to.
I guess they got it for free.

Speaker 1 They don't want to pay for it. I don't know.
But you pay for the chive, some of them. Yeah, but free.
Yeah, if you want to go ad-free. I'm a member.
I get ad-free. Yeah, you can't do it.

Speaker 1 I pay $299.99.

Speaker 1 Tidegap Thursday makes me think of, do you guys remember like 10 or 15 years ago, Doug Benson used to do this thing on Twitter called like Side Boob Tuesday?

Speaker 1 And he would just ask women to send pictures of like their sides. And he would like the pictures.
Doug Vence is a bit of a wild man.

Speaker 1 But listen, listen, I mean, that's fucking kind of weird behavior. But keep in mind, this guy, as far as I'm concerned, this guy is high on weed.
He's hanging out with Gomar, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 He's high on weed all the time. I've met him a few times, and I'll tell you what, he did not seem sober when I met him.

Speaker 1 He seemed to be very noticeably high off of weed. And I don't get what the problem is with farming your own side boob pictures.
Yeah, I mean, listen, listen.

Speaker 1 He asked for side, they're just side boobs, side boob Sunday. That makes much more sense.
Sorry.

Speaker 1 Sideback Tuesday. There's also, well, Bubba used to do No Panties Thursday, where you would call into the show, and the women would call into the show and be like, Are you wearing panties?

Speaker 1 And they'd say, No, he'd be like, Rub it up against you.

Speaker 1 Rub the phone up against their pussy, and he'd be like, Damn, there's no panties there. That's just a reminder.

Speaker 1 That's a reminder. And we still got Shocktober going on where we are covering Shocktober Evolutions this year.
It's still going into November now, so we are going to cover Bubba in that.

Speaker 1 And so we'll be hearing some great clips like that. Some No Panties Thursday? Oh, yeah.
I'll get some No Panties. Fat Philly Friday.
And, of course, the famous one, Whip Hem Out Wednesday from

Speaker 1 OPNA. I've read some reviews of the Joe Rogan Experience.
I don't know if it's a little podcast. Joe Rogan Experience, podcast by day, train by day, podcast by night.

Speaker 1 Is that something?

Speaker 1 that's the intro part? That's the intro clip. So, like, see, oh, I guess we don't have

Speaker 1 a couple guys who are ignorant to the experience. Can you repeat it? So, so, what by day, what by night? Joe Rogan, train by day, podcast by night, Joe Rogan, podcast all day.

Speaker 1 It's like, do, no, no, no, no, no, the music says, people know what I'm talking about. I listened to only one episode of the Joe Rogan experience, and that's because the guest was Anthony Cumia,

Speaker 1 who's a God rest his soul.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace to Anthony, God rest his soul. My old granny died.

Speaker 1 And her name's Anthony Kumia.

Speaker 1 Unlikely hero, five stars.

Speaker 1 I gotta say, I never would have thought you. Unlikely hero.

Speaker 1 I gotta say. He starts with, I gotta say, I really like that.
I gotta say, I never would have thought you a hero of communication and truth. Nonetheless, you are.

Speaker 1 I respect tremendously your shows and feel many of the times the same frustration you do when interviewing a guest, especially the Egyptologist specialist.

Speaker 1 Over-the-top, well-conducted review interview.

Speaker 1 So, this person is sort of saying, like,

Speaker 1 we both know what it's like struggling through this podcast game. This is a fellow.

Speaker 1 I didn't even know it was a fellow podcaster until about three-quarters through, and then I was kind of like, oh, I got to start looking at this

Speaker 1 review a little bit differently. That is such a funny thing to say to Joe Rogan.
It'd be like, you know, like us saying, you know, like,

Speaker 1 fellow podcaster, hey, to Joe Rogue.

Speaker 1 It's a grind.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. You and I know.

Speaker 1 Isn't it tough, eh? Don't we both know it, eh, pal?

Speaker 1 Like, we're doing anything close to the same thing. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Five stars. I've been listening to this show for years.
It's an excellent podcast. I almost never miss an episode.
Joe is very reasonable and is open-minded.

Speaker 1 The one-star reviews are unreasonable people that are not open-minded, or as Trump would say, low-IQ individuals.

Speaker 1 You guys showed me, or as my dad says, you guys turned me on to

Speaker 1 Elephant Graveyard, which I've been really enjoying. And I really liked his

Speaker 1 kind of Rogan compilations of them having the most absurd, stupid conversations, and then just like a text over that's reminding people, this is a comedy podcast. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It can't be considered.

Speaker 1 It's not fair that it gets put in a top comedy podcast because it's the least funny thing. The only thing less funny is Bill Maher's Club Random.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Although Bill Maher did do that episode where he creeped on some teenage girls. And that, to me, some pre-teen girls.

Speaker 1 The Richard Dreyfus episode of Club Random is very funny because Richard Dreyfus just seems to be like out of his mind. He's like falling into his chair or whatever.

Speaker 1 Like he slouches down to to the point where he's like laying backwards in his chair. And I can't really tell if he's like doing a joke.

Speaker 1 He says some crazy stuff about being attracted, uh,

Speaker 1 like being attracted to somebody in his family and stuff.

Speaker 1 Five stars. So that,

Speaker 1 that was a comedy episode. I laughed genuinely at like what is going on here.
Like, Bill Maher doesn't know how to deal with it. Bill Maher's like, what? Sorry, what did you say?

Speaker 1 Like, did you say that you

Speaker 1 and then.

Speaker 1 When you're throwing off the master, Oh, imagine the things he's heard. The most respect I ever received in my life was when I was using an AI Bill Maher voice to get onto the Dennis Prager show.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And the way that the fucking producers spoke to me when they thought I was Bill Maher,

Speaker 1 it was like, holy shit, they were so like, this guy is a god to them. Like,

Speaker 1 even though this was an AI voice, you know, they should have been able to figure it out. It was me pressing soundboard clips.
And like,

Speaker 1 they still were like, oh, my God, sir. They were like, Oh my god, sir! Like, get you right on right now with Mr.
Prager. And uh, yeah, so I got on the air with Mr.
Dennis Prager.

Speaker 1 Rest in peace, Dennis Prager fell in the shower. He did, he fell in the shower.
Don't know if he's died, yeah. Five stars.
This show made me so much wise in so many different ways. Thank you.

Speaker 1 Too much celebrity talk, three stars. Hard to care about celebrities talking about their fun job or their comedy routine.
Don't disagree. Don't disagree.

Speaker 1 I can't listen to these guys talk about their very fun job that's never not fun.

Speaker 1 I cannot stand celebrities. Like, there was a time, I think, maybe where I was like, oh, that's kind of cool.
Like, a story from a set of a movie that I

Speaker 1 really

Speaker 1 was into. But then you turned 15 and you grew up.
Five stars, common sense. Joe is by far the king of common sense.
He navigates through the noise. Oh, I thought I was going to be king of comedy.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's the

Speaker 1 Joe, like, thinking he's about to, Joe, you are the king of

Speaker 1 comments.

Speaker 1 And he's like, aw,

Speaker 1 I thought people thought I was funny.

Speaker 1 He navigates to the noise and hyperbolic nonsense of the left and the right to help the listeners appreciate his guests.

Speaker 1 He's also one of the most knowledgeable hosts on such a broad range of subjects. Joe never said that.
You know what they always say?

Speaker 1 Master of all.

Speaker 1 What is it? What is the older

Speaker 1 of all trades? Master of all trades. Master of all trades.
Master of all trades.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's master of none.

Speaker 1 I go a mile wide and a mile deep. A mile wide and a mile deep.
Joe never ceases to amaze me on how well prepared he is for each discussion.

Speaker 1 Now, I haven't listened to a lot of the Joe Rogan experience, but I have seen clips, and I gotta say that it seems like the least prepared podcast.

Speaker 1 Well, I think you can clip it out. I don't want to actually, listen, I don't like Joe Rogan.
The only episodes I actually listen to are like MMA. I'll listen to like MMA.
He does an MMA podcast.

Speaker 1 I'll listen to that sometimes. But I think

Speaker 1 it's just COVID stuff.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm with you, Kevin.

Speaker 1 Some of the stuff that cuts through the BS of the medical establishment. His shows are just really long and he does them every day.
So, like,

Speaker 1 yeah, I feel like you could clip him being ill-prepared. I feel like he probably is prepared, but it's probably because, you know, he gets $500 million to do his show.

Speaker 1 So he probably has a full staff of people that like, fully prepare everything for him and have, like, all these talking points for him.

Speaker 1 And he's completely, like, he probably has, like, an earpiece where people are saying things to him, even, or whatever, like Howard Stern used to have.

Speaker 1 He's probably got some shit like that going on, or at least a monitor where people are telling him stuff live. And, like, so

Speaker 1 that's, yeah. He doesn't have a single person as funny as Jackie the Joke Man, Martling.
So, well, yeah, he doesn't have his joke man, you know, not yet. Not yet.

Speaker 1 I like his setup with the wooden table, but the only one that's better of that to me is the two bears, one cave with the gigantic circular white table.

Speaker 1 I think they've really mastered the studio. Kevin, I apologize, but one of the things that I said to Brian before we started this thing was if we do podcasts, guys, we are not going after Kreischer.

Speaker 1 Kreischer

Speaker 1 is my God.

Speaker 1 I know he saw

Speaker 1 him live. I saw him live, and once you see him live, I can understand.
You see him on TV. You're like, this guy ain't got it.
But when you see him live, he's got that magnetism.

Speaker 1 I was with JF and Gareth Reynolds yesterday, and I was explaining to them you walking through the woods and just hearing his voice in the distance. Yeah, well, it was his opener doing bad crowd work.

Speaker 1 It was some guy named Derek who apparently had bigger breasts than his damn wife.

Speaker 1 Fuck. This is a review of this last week with Theo Vaughan.
Oh, great. Five stars.
Pete Pod.

Speaker 1 Really enjoyed the conversation with Pete Davidson. You guys really seem like two peas from the same pod.
Would love to see you guys become friends.

Speaker 1 Would also be cool to have Pete back on once a year, if not more. Keep doing your thing onwards.
It's a little too parasocial there. I hope that you two become friends.
That seems a little bit weird.

Speaker 1 I hope the three of us can all become friends.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I heard you guys talking, and it's like, I hope that you become friendly outside of it, and you're able to connect and have a lunch from time to time, catch up, you know, around the holidays, maybe send a note to one another or whatever.

Speaker 1 Because they would both really enjoy that. I just feel like I know you guys both pretty well.
I've listened to a lot of both of you, and I think you guys would love each other.

Speaker 1 Um, the only clip I saw from that episode was them talking. Theo was like, People are really upset about the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
And Pete was like, Oh, what's that? I don't know about it.

Speaker 1 And all the comments were like, You're in it. Yeah, because he goes, Hey, guess what he said is, yeah, they just

Speaker 1 write the check and I sign them. So, what do you want me to do? do like that is such a funny

Speaker 1 that's the only honest answer of all the guys i mean other than the greatest riot comedy festival story is very obviously the jim jeffery story oh

Speaker 1 yeah well yeah yeah he went on theo bond's podcast And they asked him a question. He was like, apparently they killed some journalists.
I'm not going to, I'm not going to fucking... What did he say?

Speaker 1 Like, I'm not going to take a stand on that. I don't care.
Yeah, so yeah, he tried, he said some stuff like that, and guess how he got kicked off the festival

Speaker 1 by them for saying it. So, he went on and tried to be like all like free speech and be like, I don't give a shit.

Speaker 1 Whoa, I'm gonna not go because they fucking hacked up some journalist, like fuck that, or whatever. And then they're like, Oh, you actually can't do it anymore.

Speaker 1 So, now you've just made everyone mad, and you didn't get the money.

Speaker 1 It's a huge fumble, huge bag fumble by Jim Jeffries. Hey, hey, a rare unforced error from the master Jim Jeffries.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I love Jim Jeffries. I dislike him immensely.
Yeah, I don't know. From listening to Opie and Anthony, when he would come on, I'd just be like, oh, God, this guy.

Speaker 1 Did you see that

Speaker 1 Aziz tried to donate? I'm sorry

Speaker 1 for dating all this stuff, but he tried to donate his check to the human rights watch, I think it was, Human Rights Group. Yeah, they wouldn't take it.
Yeah, they wouldn't take it.

Speaker 1 They fucking love that so much. Yeah,

Speaker 1 that was that was hey that itself was a little while ago even yeah that's funny hey boss here's three stars hey boss how about quitting the ads you have enough money now your need for more money will ruin this show we're all getting tired of rich people posing as regular folks here's a profound idea kick a few out with no ads and be a true rebel and an example to the greedy status quo

Speaker 1 You're talking to the wrong guy if you're talking to Theo Vaughn.

Speaker 1 That's interesting. I mean, most podcasts have, listen, we we don't have ads on our podcasts.
Yes, but we're, but most podcasts do, and I think that's perfectly normal and acceptable.

Speaker 1 And I don't mind when there's ads on a podcast. I fast-forward through them.
I hit the old double 30-second forward, and I'm out of there. That's simple.
I genuinely love that you guys don't do ads.

Speaker 1 I think that's super cool. And when I talk to other podcasters that are like interesting in setting up their own shows and Patreons and stuff, I always bring up how you guys don't do ads.

Speaker 1 Have you heard of Magic Spoon cereal, Kevin? Well, yeah, that is. Sorry, that's we should clarify.
We do some ads because we're like, but we don't get any money from the companies.

Speaker 1 We just talk about the shittiest product. Magic Spoon is literally the shittiest product.
It's one of the best products you can buy on the brand. You can ever have in your life.

Speaker 1 It's genuinely makes you like, it makes people physically sick to eat it. That's what people told me.
They sent me messages being like, assume the magic is good.

Speaker 1 No, this is some shit that's like, it's like, you know it's going to be bad. I passed with protein.
cereals. It's protein cereal, right? Like, you just, you know, that's going to be bad right there.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you already know it's going to be bad. It's only really a really odd taste on the Fruit Loop versions of it.
You know, that's kind of like almost like a fermented yogurt-y flavor.

Speaker 1 But other than that,

Speaker 1 it's very good.

Speaker 1 The feedback I got from people, because he was talking about it, he's like, oh, this magic spoon, it's great. And people are like, oh, I guess I'll go out and get it.

Speaker 1 And then, and then, and they, they went out and tried it. And the feedback I got was, this stuff made me me immediately physically sick.
I vomited up immediately from this. I did like it.
Good,

Speaker 1 but I like the idea of somebody telling Theo Vaughn, hey, cut out the ads. Hey, you know what I mean? I mean, come on, man.
But that's how they really think of him.

Speaker 1 Like, he really has that air about him in that world of, like, this guy's a real kind of fucking salt of the earth kind of, you know, everyman kind of dude. And it's all an act, right?

Speaker 1 His dad's like a billionaire or something. Not a billionaire, but his family is like, I think he did grow up maybe just middle class.

Speaker 1 I'm not sure how, but he definitely has like his family is like Vaughn. Somebody in his family is like a king or something.
Like that Vaughn.

Speaker 1 Hey, that Vaughn's the start of something, not the end of it.

Speaker 1 This guy goes,

Speaker 1 Theo is not a journalist. He's a lazy comedian.
What? Wait a second. Did he lost his credentials?

Speaker 1 His gun and badge? Well, that actually does it. That seems that seems like.

Speaker 1 Well, the rest of this guy's post is.

Speaker 1 I think it indicates he might be a podcaster is something I another co-worker.

Speaker 1 Theo is not a journalist. He's a lazy comedian doing stand-up for no money in L.A.
gives you access to meet famous comics. David Spade.
He had zero.

Speaker 1 Whoa. Spade.
Why is Spades getting

Speaker 1 only name? Only name in the whole thing. The only thing I can think of is that, but I don't think this is the case, but David Spade had like a podcast studio.

Speaker 1 that was, it was just like a podcasting place above some like car place that he had. So, because

Speaker 1 it's where Todd Glass used to do his podcast. So, I can only think of maybe like, but Theo Vaughn wouldn't have done his show there.
It's not like David Spade gave him the break or anything, right?

Speaker 1 No, I think he's just saying,

Speaker 1 you know, Theo Vaughn got David Spade on because he does comedy. Oh, he just thinks he got him on as a guest recently because

Speaker 1 he met him doing, I mean, I guess that is kind of an around about, but that is probably accurate.

Speaker 1 he had he had zero audience that got famous comics to do the pod that in turn got more famous people to sit down with him he asked no questions people want to hear it's popular because he got damn famous get he's about a Damus famous guests like he got famous guests like smartlist and Rogan and armchair expert Dak Shepard get famous people get you a successful podcast but he doesn't make any real money off it it's just popularity I think he does make money off of it.

Speaker 1 Makes millions. I think he makes a lot of money off of his podcast.
It's one of the top podcasts.

Speaker 1 And I also think that like there is some truth to that, of course, because big guests have big audiences and they will go and listen to a show that they're on. It helps the credibility of the show.

Speaker 1 And it helps to bring people to listen to it a little bit. But yeah, I think that in order to be one of the top shows, I don't like Theo Vaughan.

Speaker 1 I don't like Joe Rogan, but you have to be doing something that people like. You can't be just bringing on guests that people like.
That'll only get you so far.

Speaker 1 People will tune out when the next guest comes that they don't care about, right?

Speaker 1 If they don't like what you're doing. So there is a huge portion of people that they like what Theo Vaughn does.
They like his show. This guy does.
He had Trump on twice. And J.D.
Van Burke.

Speaker 1 I think he got more of his audience in a Rogan style of like he tries to appear as like quote-unquote middle. So there's a bunch of right-wing guys that are obsessed with him.

Speaker 1 And I think he really blew up on TikTok. Like

Speaker 1 even though he's been doing it for a long time, I think he really blew up in the last like two years because there was like

Speaker 1 so many clips, like hundreds of clips of him on TikTok that were going viral that I think genuinely helped grow his show in a way that is kind of unusual.

Speaker 1 But I think a lot of those clips were him being like kind of shitty, like,

Speaker 1 you know, trying to be funny, but also grabbed a different audience that is not your typical, you know, left-leaning one. Very stupid people.

Speaker 1 I think as somebody who, listen, I used to be a huge aficionado of the Kill Tony podcast. And I would even, I would listen to Two Bears, One Cave sometimes and things like that.

Speaker 1 I will just say that I feel like Theo Vaughn was, for a long time before his show became popular, was very popular amongst those people. He was like just very, like, they just liked him.

Speaker 1 Like everything he would go on, he would always be like the comments would always be super in favor of him. But I do think,

Speaker 1 now that you say that about the TikTok thing, I think there is a chance, too, that he, some of it is also very manufactured. Astroturf.
Astro's guy that doesn't like him. He gave him one star.

Speaker 1 He goes, I posted a review about his ignorance and misinformation on this show and how he helped spread the hate and not help. And it never posted.
Oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 Yeah, come on, man. What's going on? Regardless, if you're a small-minded, uninformed individual.
Oh, hang on. My ears are burning.

Speaker 1 I knew it. I was going to say this thing.
Oh,

Speaker 1 I think we found a podcaster

Speaker 1 that likes to spread more political hate and ignorance. This is the show for you.
I'm actually happy he's decided to share his stance on all this mess.

Speaker 1 Now I can leave him in the cesspool of idiots he admires and his supporters behind. Good luck with all the abominable things you support.
I hope everything you support comes to fruition. Now, that,

Speaker 1 I don't think that's a useful

Speaker 1 political opinion. I hope all the hateful stuff that you

Speaker 1 support comes to fruition. Then you'll see you along with all of the marginalized people that are going to really get a horrible follow from it.
Then you'll all see.

Speaker 1 And he goes on. I hope everything you support comes to fruition and you have to live with the things you support and know nothing about.
But the things that he supports

Speaker 1 him living with, like, listen, he might feel a bit guilty, but it's the thing he's feeling guilty about is like real real-world issues for people.

Speaker 1 Well, I looked at New Heights

Speaker 1 from Wondry. It's football's funniest family duo, Jason Kelsey and Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 1 Taylor Swift on, one of the biggest podcast episodes. That would have been one of the most popular.
That one. We're going to get her on here.
Arguably broke the internet. That one.

Speaker 1 That's going to be the gals episode. Yeah.
Taylor Swift. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I'm asking her really serious questions instead of doing the actual show.

Speaker 1 She comes on, we're like,

Speaker 1 actually, I'd like to hear something about your artistic Chris telling Taylor

Speaker 1 about porno Sean.

Speaker 1 Taylor, you want to know something interesting about when Queber over here had a girl in his room?

Speaker 1 See, normally, right?

Speaker 1 You and Travis would probably have normal sort of sexual relations, possibly missionary, peanut, you know, pussy and vagina sex. Oh, no, that wasn't a mistake, actually, Taylor.

Speaker 1 That was a reference to a flub that Brian made a long time ago. Oh, flubs? What are flubs? Oh, I have a compilation for you, actually, Taylor.

Speaker 1 How much titty sucking are you and Travis doing on a weekly basis? Well, that's a reasonable question to ask. Yeah, he does seem like the kind of guy.
He probably loves something.

Speaker 1 He does seem like, I don't know why, but he has the vibe of somebody who might get a suck-alot. Oh,

Speaker 1 I'll bet. That's the first thing I want to ask him.
Yeah, if I had him on, if I had him on, I hope he wouldn't be offended. But yeah, one of the first questions would have to be about that.

Speaker 1 What's happening? Hey, man,

Speaker 1 I gotta ask.

Speaker 1 Hey, Kevin, Kevin, you're sort of like, you're like in the podcast industry, very well respected.

Speaker 1 Could you potentially get us Travis Kelsey on the podcast so that we could ask him about his titty sucking routine?

Speaker 1 I guarantee I can get him on. Let's get him.
Let's get him on the show. And then

Speaker 1 that's how we get Taylor as well. Like, it's like

Speaker 1 very obvious, like, just like fucking going through the motions with him, like, doing the podcast. Like, like okay so our next segment's like uh

Speaker 1 like just so we could have an in to ask taylor to come on having if we had travis kelcey on and and listen most of the time i'm very embarrassed about the titty sucking thing when you say it to pretty big-time guests uh i would love it if you did it with travis if you said when's the longest you've sucked i would never have to be with taylor travis kelcey is honestly like i don't think i could have some i don't think i could be like having somebody like that on the podcast it would be just weird.

Speaker 1 I think

Speaker 1 he does like comedy and stuff, right? He's like been in TV shows and stuff, right? Chris, learn new words. Three stars.
Love these guys, but Travis needs to learn some new words.

Speaker 1 Overuses the F sometimes four to five times in one sentence. Makes him sound stupid.
Well, he's a, he's in the, he's in the old, he plays the old concussion one. And F is football, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, I mean, he should explain the maybe he should have put F star CK because there is another F.
And it's like, if he's saying that,

Speaker 1 I feel like

Speaker 1 they only put two things

Speaker 1 after.

Speaker 1 So hang on a second. Do you find out that he's just casually dropping the F slur regularly? Like, Taylor, like, has to come out and be like, you shouldn't say that, actually.
Come on, man.

Speaker 1 Wait, four to five times in a sentence. Wait, Travis, you've even saying that on the show? That's really

Speaker 1 holy. That's shit, man.
I think, yeah. New heights.
New lows.

Speaker 1 Wow. One star.

Speaker 1 The nearly constant use of profanity shows how ill-prepared they are. I mean,

Speaker 1 he's a football player. I mean, how do you think he talks so honestly? He's a big, fucking strong football player.

Speaker 1 It's disrespectful to everyone that works on this podcast that they can't try a little harder to reach new heights of respect for the audience and guests. That should be the full title of the show.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That is, I do appreciate that, though. That sort of showed a little bit of writing prowess there to slide in the title into the review.

Speaker 1 I like the thing where it's like, Kevin, do you ever feel disrespected when one of the podcasts you produce uses the F word too many times? CK. Yeah, I audibly in the background go, oh, God.

Speaker 1 Please, please, one less time per sentence, at least. It shows you're ill-prepared, in my opinion.
It's a crutch. It's a crutch.

Speaker 1 hey want to hear you guys want to hear a joke yeah always i'm gonna i'm gonna so you guys are talking we're talking about the f stuff and then i'm like yeah it's a real fucking crutch

Speaker 1 honestly i could see travis laughing hard at that and going like all right all right yeah this guy's got it you tried that

Speaker 1 buddy if you got me on that podcast i would honestly i would that would be like that would be

Speaker 1 that would kill so hard on that podcast It's like the perfect arena for me dealing with these football brothers who are like,

Speaker 1 honestly, every time I do a podcast, I'm like, my ideal podcast is two big football brothers. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then me. Yeah.
Two big, strong football brothers. That's the two staff.
Big, strong football brothers and me on the mic.

Speaker 1 And like, you know, I say something, I'm like, you know, I make a joke or whatever.

Speaker 1 And then they're, they look at each other and like, like, fully look right at each other, look back at me, and start laughing.

Speaker 1 Well, I think what also would benefit is like you would razz one of them, and the other brother would love that and like be like, no, Chris, you're right, though, dude. Loki, he does do that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's always good.
This guy goes one star. Hey, Travis, virtual high-five.

Speaker 1 Hey, even if we can't get, sorry, Brian, I apologize. No, we can't.

Speaker 1 Brian, even if we can't get the Kelsey brothers on, we got to get two big football brothers on. Are there other football brothers?

Speaker 1 Oh, are you kidding me? There's an endless supply of big football brothers. There's like so many people in high school.

Speaker 1 No, they got to be college.

Speaker 1 They got to be college players or higher. They got, and they got.
College player. Hey, how much titties are you sucking? No, when I was your age, it was a ton of titties.

Speaker 1 We're not having on 20-year-old kids to ask about it. The titty discussion is only for Travis.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 but I think that if you look into it, there's all kinds of football, big football brothers. I mean,

Speaker 1 there's hundreds of sets of big football brothers that you can have on your podcast at any time.

Speaker 1 This guy goes, one star. Travis, I understand you're an emotional person, but you need to keep it together.
No more throwing helmets. Stop crying.
Yeah. And he's crying on the show every week.

Speaker 1 Travis comes on the show.

Speaker 1 It sounds like this person is mad about his behavior on the field. Not even in the podcast studio, but is concerned with him throwing a helmet on the field.

Speaker 1 And this is the only place they can get a hold of him. I've sent you several emails.
Podcast reviews.

Speaker 1 I've sent you several emails and I don't want to have to do this, but one star. I left a Ticketmaster review of the football game on Ticketmaster.

Speaker 1 Two old, he goes, no more throwing helmets and screaming and shoving. That was okay when you were 18.
Boys will be boys, but not 30.

Speaker 1 Should we fear for Taylor's safety if you should become angry at her?

Speaker 1 Huge leaf.

Speaker 2 Oh, come on.

Speaker 1 And then this person just goes, go, Chiefs. And then in parentheses, he goes, Taylor, please make a Christian song with Forrest Frank, please.

Speaker 1 So he's getting hold of Taylor. He's kind of doing what we're doing, though.

Speaker 1 That's kind of like when I was at TwitchCon and we couldn't get in the lineup for the lineup for too long for Tim the tatman so we went to the lineup beside him and then we yelled at tim the tap man

Speaker 1 that's so mean oh no we didn't yell like mean stuff to him

Speaker 1 no i'm saying it's mean to the line you were in yes

Speaker 1 what did anyone say anything to you who was in the other line like hey stop no no it was rob rob wisman and i or a past guest rob wisman and i yeah i think i've mentioned it before but yeah

Speaker 1 it was it was like there was a bunch of lines it was like it was at twitch con it was yeah so it was like so many lines it was so many lines and i'm in hey now yeah i know enough about the bathrooms yeah

Speaker 1 that's why i'm going to twitch con this year for all the lines of code oh yeah it's a huge fucking party with some absolute vapes outside yeah i want to make i want to go i want to go to twitch con this year because you know i'm kind of a celebrity in that world yeah in which world twitch well you used to be before your channel was taken down Yeah, you don't even have a channel.

Speaker 1 You're not even invited to TwitchCon. You literally can't go.
I can't go. Chris is more likely to be invited.

Speaker 1 I can go anytime.

Speaker 1 I'm a partner. I'm a Twitch partner.

Speaker 1 I'm a verified Twitch partner, actually. So, yeah, I can go anytime.

Speaker 1 And yes, Brian, I do have a plus one. And yes, I will be considering the behavior of the people who want to come with me.
Send me in your stead.

Speaker 1 I mean, that's what I would actually have to do.

Speaker 1 I would like to send.

Speaker 1 I would like to send this weird freak in my stead. And he will act normal the whole time.
I think you actually could go because you actually just say, this is my channel.

Speaker 1 And then you have to just show them. I'm not joking.
Like, you just show them on VODs or where you can be like, yeah, here's me on the channel over and over and over again. I do that all the time.

Speaker 1 I do that all the time.

Speaker 1 This is me. Yeah, no, that's not.

Speaker 1 Where's my giant arm? No, you're looking at the wrong guy. No.

Speaker 1 I'm watching that video. I'm the guy next to that.
Yeah, I'm watching the guy. I'm watching the guy talk about his penis.
Okay?

Speaker 1 You got the wrong guy. Dayline is.
They're arresting you.

Speaker 1 You got the wrong guy.

Speaker 1 I'm the guy who's watching him talk about his penis.

Speaker 1 You're on the car.

Speaker 1 You're on the cop car,

Speaker 1 handcuffed.

Speaker 1 He's resistant. They're resting.

Speaker 1 Watch out. Don't let him get his right arm free.

Speaker 1 It could grow at any moment.

Speaker 1 For anyone who doesn't know, Tom from Tom and Buddy has a giant right arm on

Speaker 1 some of his old streams. It's like some camera illusion, but it's fucking crazy.
My mom came to visit my house for the first time. Last night.
We wanted to show her around for her birthday.

Speaker 1 Okay, this isn't a post. This is you.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she'd never been to my house.

Speaker 1 You told me that.

Speaker 1 You actually told me that you had to use different language when you were telling me about

Speaker 1 my fucking mom out for dinner.

Speaker 1 Stop saying the F word.

Speaker 1 I apologize, Kevin. I apologize.

Speaker 1 I go,

Speaker 1 she comes over to the house. She's like, you know, oh, your bedroom's pretty big.
And, oh, what a beautiful house. Oh, you got a really great view.
Oh, is this where the magic happens? Yeah, she did.

Speaker 1 She said, let me me feel the bed real quick and see how well the springs are doing from all that fucking you're up to.

Speaker 1 Your mom comes over and feels the springs. Man, you are fucking a lot.
Grabbing the headboard.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just your mom coming over you showing her around like on a thing and just say, oh, so this is where the magic happens.

Speaker 1 So then she comes in my office. Magic happens.
Not comes. Yeah.
But she showed that we bring her into the office. And if you look behind me, you know, I got some art up on the wall.

Speaker 1 It's all pretty fucking. He's got a pink gun behind him.
A pink gun, a pink chainsaw, a baby smoking a cigarette, and a couple Rory blanks. You know,

Speaker 1 you got a picture of Tom and Bunny of it. I got a picture of Tom and Bunny wearing American flag clothes.
And

Speaker 1 my wife brings her in the room, and she's like, that's Tom and Bunny. You wouldn't know them.
They're swingers that Brian's seen every one of their videos. I was like, hey, you know what?

Speaker 1 That's where the money comes from, brother.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 those are basically like your work colleagues. They're my colleagues.
The number one true crime podcast is Dateline NBC.

Speaker 1 One Star. Oh, man.

Speaker 1 Honestly, we need a new serial and fast. I think.

Speaker 1 What is this? Bullshit. One Star.
I love Dateline. I do.
But they don't have intel on what other shows are going to cover.

Speaker 1 The episode Phantom is the same episode as 2020, and their episode came out first. I would have preferred the Dateline episode over 2020.
Just annoying to hear the same stories.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that is annoying. And I guess what they're doing these long form stories, and then they take a bunch of time doing it, and they're like, well, we put all this work into it.
We got to put it out.

Speaker 1 But then somebody beats them to it. I guess that's part of the game.
That's journalism. That's journalism.
Yeah, that's the news. What I think, and Kevin, you can help me out with this.

Speaker 1 I think a lot of podcast producers get together and they talk and they try to pass on information.

Speaker 1 And they're like, oh,

Speaker 1 I'm doing this murder this month. You know what I mean? And then there's a

Speaker 1 thing out there.

Speaker 1 Do you ever, that's a good question, though, Kevin.

Speaker 1 And for anyone who doesn't know, most of you guys probably don't know, but can you say some of the podcasts that you've produced for Kevin? New Heights, Dateline, New Heights,

Speaker 1 Joe Rogan Experience. Only New Heights and Dateline.
Those were my only two.

Speaker 1 I worked on Comedy Bang Bang, The Three Questions with Andy Richter, Threedom. We're Here to Help with Jake Johnson, Hollywood Handbook, Action Boys.

Speaker 1 Friday Wilson's podcast. I mean, just a lot of incredible podcasts.
I mean, you're now,

Speaker 1 obviously,

Speaker 1 we know you through Hollywood Handbook. A lot of listeners probably, too, because that was one of the first ones where you were like on a lot.
That's right. Well, maybe

Speaker 1 Ronna and Beverly. Were you on Rona and Beverly? I was a little bit on there, and who charted as well? I think Ronna and Beverly is the first time I ever heard you actually.
That's on that.

Speaker 1 That was one of my favorite podcasts. I loved that podcast.
Historical, yeah. Yeah, they're so, so funny.
But yeah, so, but the big question is: do you ever get together with the other podcast

Speaker 1 producers and sort of chat about stuff?

Speaker 1 Absolutely. We just did a big Vegas trip and

Speaker 1 did

Speaker 1 a lot of behind-the-scenes chatting.

Speaker 1 So, when I get Theo on my show,

Speaker 1 I can get him on yours. It's a lot of guest swapping.
Yeah, I see. But negotiating because if you get, you know, if Ackerman gets bang bang on Monday, but he's on Handbook on Tuesday,

Speaker 1 it kind of takes a little bit of the shine away of like, well, he just did the bigger show on Monday. So it's a lot of like negotiating.
I'll get this big guy, but

Speaker 1 that episode has to come out first. And hence the Las Vegas part, because then you know, you're like, I got that video of what you were up to last night.
So, guess what?

Speaker 1 Looks like we're going to win out on these negotiations. What, what, what

Speaker 1 can you tell me? Can you tell me some of the other producers that are there? Can we name names?

Speaker 1 Yes, Brett Morris from Comedy Bang Bang. Brett Morris is there.
Brett Morris is there. And God, and I'm imagining this is a debaucherous situation.
So, God, Brett's Morris is there. Okay, who else?

Speaker 1 We all smash our phones at the end.

Speaker 1 Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Brett, Josh Richmond,

Speaker 1 who was another year old producer.

Speaker 1 Are these all the Jamie from Joe Rogan Experience? I forgot.

Speaker 1 Red Band. You get Red Band? Oh, yeah.
Red Band from Kill Tony.

Speaker 1 He was the former, he used to be on Joe Rogan as well. He's the king of podcast producing.

Speaker 1 Three stars. Not again.

Speaker 1 I will not listen to Andrea Canning. Never have I seen anyone so ill-qualified for the job.
No, wait. There is Trump and his entire administration.
Oh, listen.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm glad you had a humorous observation. And I'm glad you were able to think of one.

Speaker 1 Especially compared to her outstanding and capable peers. I'll read about these cases elsewhere.
Who taught this woman how to speak anyway? It's pathetic.

Speaker 1 The way she speaks is pathetic.

Speaker 1 I've actually never heard

Speaker 1 of it. The way that you talk is pathetic.
Second week in a row, somebody got called pathetic.

Speaker 1 If you'll remember, some guys went to Dave and Buster's and they got the most pathetic score ever on a VR game. Yeah,

Speaker 1 one of the staff members told them that this is the most pathetic score I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 I love this guy. I love this guy.
Can't finish. One star.
Oh,

Speaker 1 this sounds like your review.

Speaker 1 Oh, my finished review of sex.

Speaker 1 Can't finish.

Speaker 1 I didn't finish. I'm trying all night.

Speaker 1 I finished before my wife. Thank you.
I finished just fine. I finish in plenty of time.

Speaker 1 Barely even takes anybody touching it before.

Speaker 1 Very early on. Are you telling this to the cops of Wresting You at Twitch cops?

Speaker 1 Believe me. I'm done in two minutes.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'm finished before the opening credits start. Let me tell you.

Speaker 1 This is disgusting. I got to listen to three episodes and can't finish the ending because now I have to pay for it.
Mean, by the way, that's the meanest way to do.

Speaker 1 That's wild. That is, that is.

Speaker 1 You can't be doing that. Like giving, I guess they'd say it right up front, I suppose, but still can't do it.
It still can't be. Maybe giving one episode to be like, hey, do you like this or whatever?

Speaker 1 But yeah, feeling like that really feels like you're getting someone hooked on it. You never get to finish.
If you don't pay. This is true crime, right? Yeah.
State line.

Speaker 1 If you don't pay, you don't get to hear the end of the story ever.

Speaker 1 Like, that is mean. I wouldn't.
I mean, they could charge by the episode. You know, they're just doing the biggest cliffhanger at the end of that third episode as well.

Speaker 1 That's like sort of makes you feel like if you don't, like, you could be in trouble. You could be in danger even.
At the end of the

Speaker 1 day,

Speaker 1 they're just like, yeah, they're just like, they say something. It's like a muffled thing.
And it's just like, oh shit, it writes out outside the listener's house. Yeah, do you hear this?

Speaker 1 Do you hear that outside your house? Could you imagine like spilling your guts about like the worst thing that's ever happened to you in your life and then listening to it? And then it gets cut off.

Speaker 1 And then someone's saying, if you'd like to hear the rest of this story, subscribe to Dateline Plus.

Speaker 1 It feels like I'm

Speaker 1 straight up. Meundis or

Speaker 1 Miundi's.

Speaker 1 Bonobo. Hey, have you heard of Chubby's underwear?

Speaker 1 Buy a pair and we'll let you listen to the end of the story. Like the guy at the end of the video.
No, no, no, no, no. Get a pair.
Send me a picture of you wearing the pair. I don't believe it.

Speaker 1 Side boop Sunday. Get the pair of paper.

Speaker 1 If I'm supposed to believe you, like it's on the honor system, send me a photo to my email and then I will fucking let you listen to the end of it.

Speaker 1 And then I will post it on my website and see if everybody thinks it's real. And then I will send it to you.

Speaker 1 Like the places that you have to send them a video of you cutting the cord to show that if you're getting a refund,

Speaker 1 it's the same thing with the underwear. I want to do that.

Speaker 1 Please resend photo with face visible.

Speaker 1 And video, not photo.

Speaker 1 Hey, can you

Speaker 1 cut the plug off the end of your ninja creamy? And then you do the video and you're in your underwear and no shirt.

Speaker 1 Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 Is this what you wanted? Yeah, whitey-tidy underwear and no shirt.

Speaker 1 That's interesting.

Speaker 1 You say whitey-tidy. I say tidy-widey.
I say whitey-tidy. That's American.
Kevin, what do you say? Tidy-wideys? Thank you.

Speaker 1 I say fruit of the looms. Whitey, tidy.
That's one of our. Yeah, I don't think I say whitey tidies, but I have heard it.
I have heard people say it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, I use fruit of the loom, which is a sponsor on this show. Fruit of the loom underwear.
They'll show your P spots.

Speaker 1 You got P spots on your underwear

Speaker 1 on the looms. You got the, yeah, when I wear white, I don't wear white underwear because I don't want to see my white.
Brian leaving a review of actually, that could be a fun Patreon.

Speaker 1 Fruit of the Loom reviews. Fruit of the Loom.

Speaker 1 I fucking write down a fruit of the loom. Unfortunately, it gets a yellow stain in the front and a brown stain in the back every time I wear it.

Speaker 1 I would think this would be Scotch Guarded.

Speaker 1 Anything, yeah, like

Speaker 1 the title of the review were white when I bought.

Speaker 1 With all, we can go to the moon, but we can't invent a pair of white underwear that don't take on the color of my piss and shit. I find that

Speaker 1 after a week and a half to two weeks of wearing these particular underwear without changing them,

Speaker 1 click for picture where I'm also cutting a cord for my ninja refund.

Speaker 1 Good to listen to five stars. I sometimes listen to this while I work and study.
Unlike most podcasts, this isn't just a bunch of boring words. The stuff is,

Speaker 1 by the way, that's the weirdest

Speaker 1 description. This isn't a bunch of boring words.
This is a podcast. He goes, this stuff is so engaging and full of suspense that you can't help but listen.
Episodes aren't too long and aren't short.

Speaker 1 It's definitely suspenseful. And finally, one star.
I like Dateline because it was factual. Now they've added episodes that are opinions.

Speaker 1 I just heard a dumb man opinion on what should be a fact-paced show. Unfollow.
Ooh, a dumb man opinion about a fact-based show. I heard a dumb man's opinion.
Wait, you're listening to a podcast.

Speaker 1 99% of podcasts is a dumb man's opinion.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, that was fun.
See, I told you guys we wouldn't hurt any feelings.

Speaker 1 Except for if, again, we're soliciting guests here. Travis Kelton.
We need some big football brothers.

Speaker 1 We want big football brothers on the show. If you know or you are big football brothers, and you got to have sort of a jovial attitude as well.
You can't be big, serious football brothers.

Speaker 1 And if you know a murderer, we would like to

Speaker 1 be a good person. We need funny football brothers, but they need to be big.

Speaker 1 They need to be big, and they got to have like, they can be intimidating a little bit because they're going to be big football guys, but they have to have a good, nice attitude about it.

Speaker 1 They get on the stream yard, and you guys turn your camera off because they're not not big enough.

Speaker 1 Yeah, honestly. Yeah, they have to be noticed.

Speaker 1 Like, one of the big things about them has to be that they're big.

Speaker 1 Perspective.

Speaker 1 The camera's far away.

Speaker 1 We got to get a huge guest. Like, literally, size-wise.

Speaker 1 Like, I guess we've had a couple of big guys on, but nothing. Like, you're talking like a big, super, super.
Who's the tallest guest we've ever had on? I mean, maybe Brand. Dan Lippert.
Oh, Dan.

Speaker 1 Dan Lippert. Probably.
Dan Lippert's very big. Yeah.
Well, we need somebody that's also very muscular. Oh, that's kind of a.
Sorry, Dan. Paul's not going to be able to do that.
And

Speaker 1 we also need him to wear their whitey tighties. I thought you looked fine, Dan.
I thought you looked to be in great shape. We need you in whitey tighties.

Speaker 1 And the first question we want you to answer is: how long is the longest you ever sucked a titty?

Speaker 1 What's the first? What would you do with

Speaker 1 Jason and Travis Kelsey? Because I don't think you would do football guys.

Speaker 1 Absolutely not. I'd pick a weird one.
Yeah. Great.
Like, well, we already, I was going to say cock guys, but as a joke, but we just did that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I'd probably do a nasty DB checking his phone like, son of a bitch, what the hell?

Speaker 1 I'd probably try to do something very weird. You know what I mean? I think next week, for example, like I think next week, now this could change because it has happened before.

Speaker 1 We're doing quote guys next week. I love that.
Guys that just love quotes. Yeah.
That would be a good weird one to do. A weird one like milk guys, I think would be something I'd shoot for.

Speaker 1 Maybe barbecue guys, though, and we just turn it into a party. We do barbecue guys, and we're just like doing a lot of

Speaker 1 kind of stuff like that. You know what I mean? Like, oh, here? Hey, hey, Trav, pass me a fucking dog, brother.
You know,

Speaker 1 I want to get around. Maybe we just have a maybe we just have a barbecue with them.
We just meet up with them and have a barbecue or whatever. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is so weird. So we booked the Chelsea Brothers, but we ended up just doing

Speaker 1 the Chelsea Brothers.

Speaker 1 Kelsey. He said Kelsey, and that's okay, Kevin.
You don't want to have... Trust me, you do not want the Chelsea Brothers on.
They are really fucked up. Okay,

Speaker 1 yeah, they're actually, they're different kinds of football brothers. They're small football brothers.
Small football brothers from the UK. Small bowling brothers.

Speaker 1 They're supporters of the Chelsea Football Club, and they're proper.

Speaker 1 These are, you know, these guys

Speaker 1 are proper geezers. Proper geezers, yeah.
Oh, I'd love some geezers. All right.
Well, Kevin, do you have anything you'd like to plug? Thank you. Before I do, thank you so much for having me on.

Speaker 1 This is genuinely my favorite podcast. I love it so much.
Wow. And he's one of the main podcast guys.

Speaker 1 And the nicest guy in the fucking world. Kevin, that's very true.
You're the nicest guy. No, Kevin, you are so nice and you're so kind.

Speaker 1 And Kevin, as you guys probably, Kevin's been very, he's been very nice. He's helped us maybe to get a guest on here and there, just like a little advice.
Hey, we got this problem.

Speaker 1 Kevin's always there

Speaker 1 to help. And he has been very, very nice.

Speaker 1 And when Chris said, do you have meetings with other producers i happened to be at one of those i went to dinner with kevin and chris oh yeah from

Speaker 1 chapo trap house so meeting of the minds that's actually wild you guys that is like it's like literally the joke thing that i was sort of creating in my mind is like sort of a real thing and those are you guys are two very well-known podcast producers so what did you guys what did you guys talk about were you guys just like talking about titties we talked about podcast and i think brian's burger.

Speaker 1 Did you get food that like took a long time to, I feel like I remember he probably took a waiter. Probably took a normal amount of time, but wasn't quick enough for old Bry.

Speaker 1 Was I doing it? Kevin, can I ask, was I, and people aren't going to see it, was I doing this? Because I do this all the time.

Speaker 1 Yeah, looking over there. Yes, but we were seated in a spot where that didn't physically make sense.

Speaker 1 No one was behind us. I went to a place for my mom last night, by the way.
One of the worst restaurants I've ever been to. She just, she picked it.
What made it so bad?

Speaker 1 It's called Hula Hands, which is a funny name for a restaurant. Yeah, it sounds like the

Speaker 1 shit on the wall kind of place. I went to Hula Hands.
And the food was really bad. And I was like,

Speaker 1 we got there. There's almost nobody in the place.

Speaker 1 And everything's taking an incredibly long amount of time. I'm spending the whole...
time I'm there going like this

Speaker 1 looking around and then I come back and I'm like I guess I guess I got a new guy back there.

Speaker 1 Like, everybody be having a conversation, and I would come pop back in and be like, I guess there's probably like a new guy back there. I don't know what's going on.
I'm trying to see what's going on.

Speaker 1 I wonder where our first time is. This is your first time there, too.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Trying to guess the new guy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, I just think I wanted my food.
And everyone's trying to do the normal thing of having a conversation, but you're like, let's get it back to

Speaker 1 the food.

Speaker 1 And one of the main reasons because because wrestling was on. I wanted to get home before wrestling started.
Sure,

Speaker 1 good wrestling.

Speaker 1 Listen to Hollywood Handbook and Gareth Reynolds podcast. Next, we have Brian and Chris did both of those shows.
So you should listen to both of those episodes. It's really funny.

Speaker 1 And we love both of those shows. We love both those shows and those guys.
Yeah. You guys crushed on both.
It was fun. Oh, that's so nice.
We will see you next week with Stefan Heck.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? Stephanie's on. Oh, well.
All right.