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He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good because he's a she and she's your mom. We saw My Secret Santa, so you know what that means.

Now it's time for

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Another Christmas episode. That's right.
We are celebrating this month of Christmas with a Netflix original,

a Jason Manzuka's recommend.

I mean, Jason's picks.

This is, yes, this is, I will admit,

this is a classic me boondoggle. Simply, by my passing awareness of this movie, I've now talked about it enough that we had to watch it.

Well, I got to say, you picked a good one because this came out in 2025.

The IMDb log line is Taylor disguises herself as Santa at a resort to fund her daughter's ski lessons, working with the charming manager Matthew as she finds holiday cheer and a chance at at love admits challenges.

Now,

here, yes. Are you going to say something about that description, Paul? No, please, you could jump in.
I have, I have two things to say before we move forward, but please just, yeah, jump in.

This is what I, okay, this is my fun, my fundamental issue with this movie: is that sentence disguises herself as Santa. Right.
Yes. Okay.
Anyone, and obviously, parents turn this off.

This is a little advisory. Turn this off right now.
If you have little kids, If

you are working as a Santa, you are disguising yourself as Santa no matter what. Yes.
Right. Yes.
This movie actually, like, it borders on horror to me because

it posits a world in which we actually believe that the Santas

who are showing up for these villages and malls and different plazas and lobbies are

Santa or

no, you know, not Santa entirely. No, you know, thank you for correcting me, but but something,

but they, we don't in this world

want a Santa. Well, we certainly don't want a female Santa,

but we want to know that our Santa's, what is it exactly? What is it?

What we're not, what the movie is not interested in letting you in on or interrogating is who, who is Hugh man

right so like so so taylor is both playing a man named hugh man

who is playing santa claus thank you thank you thank you thank you now the reality is in the movie she is almost always

in santa mode okay so we very rarely see hugh man

and why doesn't anyone else in this world okay this is my main issue question why doesn't she talk to the teenage girl as human? I'm a human. Yes.
Like, I'm off my shift. I'm like a human.

Well,

here's the issue, in my opinion. There are no stakes because the idea is solid.
Like, oh, let's do Mrs. Doubtfire as a holiday movie.
Like a reverse miss. This would be if in Mrs.
Doubtfire,

Robin Williams dressed up as Mrs. Doubtfire, but wasn't the husband.

That would be the stake. Who then dressed up as someone else? Well, but the stakes would be.

Paul,

why does Taylor? This is a serious fucking question.

Why does Taylor not show up as herself to the Santa audition and say, give me one moment? I'll be right back.

As Hugh Mann or as Taylor.

Why can't Taylor

go

so much for the audition? I'm going to just go change into costume. I'll be right back.
The movie is interrogating our misogyny

in hiring, yes, in hiring men as Santa performers in hotels and music.

Absolutely a movie that is representing how controlled, how the patriarchy is still so in power, especially in our most significant holidays.

By the way, though, you did bring up a good point because I think that if you added a scene where she tried to get that job and couldn't get it because she was a woman,

I needed that scene, but she just went to, I need to create an alternative persona. She made me think she was insane.
Here's the thing. Hugh Mann, and this is why the whole movie really falls apart,

has to get a check that is going to go to

Taylor Jacobson, right? Like, like she managed the crime. Yeah, she didn't think the crime through at all.

Yeah, there's also a line at the end when it's all revealed. Like, we got to book her on trespassing and this.
And then I'm like, why?

Why? She was doing the job you hired. Like, she didn't in any way not do the job that she was hired to do.

It would have been so fun if in the epic, in the period where she, because the movie is setting up the kind of farce, the farce elements of, oh, now she's Taylor, and now she's Santa.

And, oh, no, she's bouncing between people who are expecting her to be different things, blah, blah, blah. Wouldn't it have been so fun if

she also had to juggle the third persona hugh man well human like why i wished so much that hugh man had started a romance but see it there's only one time we see human yes no paul we see oh paul oh paul my balloons are going paul why are balloons going up your screen what was that you know they gave the peace sign it was the peace sign yeah nice character i don't know why that

so here's the thing as far as we see human three times actually actually. Wait, no, we see Human when Human shows up for the audition, which

is why

she doesn't show up in Santa costume. Again,

it is the

perception of Santa is so strange in this movie because she knows that she shouldn't show up in her suit. That that somehow is too much.

Well, but also, many of the men auditioning to be Santa are really half-assing it. Like one guy has his beard down around his like chin.
Like they look like they

like, yeah. Also, they all, all the possible Santas

might, I mean, listen, maybe I'm just not aware of the, you know, the Santa industrial complex, but like, mustn't the organization have the Santa outfit? Does every Santa have his own suit?

I mean, that is true. Any Santa

Salt. Yeah.
Any Santa worth their suffering. Because there's subcontractors.
Okay. Right.
You know, there's no, yeah. So I do.

I missed. I apologize.
That's okay. But it's like a makeup artist.
Like, you have to come with your own kit. Maybe they get a kit fee.
Like, maybe they get a costume fee to drive. They rental.

They rent their stuff to the

but here's the thing. I mean, there's so many things wrong with the whole Santa industrial complex, but I also don't believe that our lead, Taylor Jacobson, is a smart person.
As

understand her to be, I guess, a well, her job is a baking overseer. Like, she, like, she like runs the factory line at store at a store-bought cookie plant.

Like, so, what, like, we don't even know what her, like, and it's what she's good at. It's clouts cookies, or it's almost claws cookies.
Oh, yeah, I didn't put that together.

It's like, it's so close to claws that I was like, wait, is this a Santa-related business?

she's making and she also gets fired the the the the manager comes up and says hey can i talk to you for a second and rather than step into an office and fire her privately

they take five steps away from everybody and he fires her in front of the staff yes who are all watching she should be fired because why do you need a person looking at like the frosting control of the hip so here's the thing she is and this is so interesting that they set her up this way because I think the movie wants us to believe that she's sort of a part of this anti-industrial complex, even before she steps into the role, because she knows and what Santa should look like.

And that's part of why that opening scene with that cookie was important because she didn't feel like he was jolly and yet she said she has no rest.

She said he was depressed. So that was a little bit of a Torshack test for her.
I mean, a truly, truly physician, heal thyself.

You know, it really, when she said this, Santa looks depressed, I was like, what is going on? Well,

here's the thing. Up until then,

I mean, with the exception of

the fact that she is insane, with the exception of that one scene,

we don't know her to be particularly interested in Christmas,

particularly like festive or interesting.

Santa curious. Yeah.
Like, it's

strange. But then later on, Jason, at the, because I just finished this movie one minute ago.
Same. Okay.
At the very end, he says, someone get into Matthew.

But he says something along the lines of like,

you know, Christmas. Like, you do.
Well.

Because he, because she figured out that Christmas isn't about bankrupting your parents. It's about like the spirit of Christmas.

That's what she brought to the Santa character, which is the unwillingness to give kids what they want. She's like, I'm I'm not going to give you what you want.
I'm going to give you what you need.

And that's what originally turns out bad. Like, I mean, this Santa Claus is a little bit different.

Santa, hard truth, Santa, that it's like, you know, that's going to make a mess and your parents aren't going to like that. Or I know your mom's a waitress.
She can't afford that.

Like, what if Santa was a mom? That's what she brings to Santa, which is a revolutionary idea in the world of Santa. What if Santa was a mom? What if Santa was a mom? Now, that's

Santa. Santa is a mom.
Okay. Moms

are doing Christmas. Okay.
Well, hold on now. I don't know.

And I'm not saying you aren't, babe, but I'm saying in general, when people talk about the magic of holidays, and I'm not, Paul Shearer, I'm not including you in this. Thank you.

Please know that the labor of Santa is

the magic of Christmas. Oh, so you're taking done by women.
So you're taking this work away from the elves and giving it to women.

But that's what drives me crazy. is like, well, moms are already doing Christmas.

But moms are not redefining who Santa, regardless of who is doing the work. The idea is that, ho, ho, ho, whatever you want, I'll get you to.

We've seen several Santa performers in our day.

If anything, I found them all to be pretty like judicious about and diplomatic about what they say. They don't say

you can have that. They say, well, I.
Right, because I think they got in trouble for that. By who?

By the Santa Industrial complex.

Yes, because I think that, again, when kids stopped asking for like trains and cars and they started asking for PlayStation 5s, like somebody who worked at the mall or the hotel

would, by the way, I want to get into the hotel. This hotel.
This hotel is so shitty. So much of the movie, so much of the movie is.

just shot in a hotel ballroom. It's amazing.
It's so shitty. The fact that we're supposed to believe this is like a gazillionaire and they have all of these major properties throughout the world.

Like this hotel. It's not even booked for Christmas.
It's not even fully booked.

The Instagram retweets have booked it full for Christmas. Like it, it was coming into the month empty.
So whatever they were doing wasn't already working.

You know, like, I mean, what is interesting is the movie isn't interested. Taylor rather isn't interested in being Santa.

She doesn't want to be Santa in some way to be like, I love Santa or I love Christmas. She just wants the half-off employee discount for her daughter's snowboard education.

Which again would mean that on some certificate, she's also forged that Hugh Mann is the father or grandfather of her daughter, which I don't know if they got into that in particular.

I hadn't even thought of that.

Honestly, honestly, the end of the movie, I mean, Taylor is so irresponsible. The end of the movie could very easily end with her in jail and her daughter

in foster care.

But no, I guess the question is. We don't know where

the father is.

And Taylor is doing so many illegal activities. Well,

she's just trying to get her daughter snowboard lessons. That's the amazing matchup.
It's not like I'm trying to get my kid. I don't know.
There was something about skiing and snowboarding.

It's such a rich per very rich person's sport that it was hard for me to emotionally connect to, like, she can't go to snowboarding school. No, she's in a

snow town. I imagine the pressure of growing up as a regular person in a snowtown, as you put it, Paul, is difficult.
Well, she's getting bullied quite a bit by the

rich clique who are making fun of her

out-of-date snowboarder gear and clothes.

They're making fun of the fact that her mom drives around

a kidnapper's 1980s kidnappers van.

I also want to argue, though, that the rich kid in this movie is the daughter of the manager of the hotel. So

it also does paint the picture that the manager of the hotel is making

Boku bucks. I mean, she's not even the manager.
She's in line to be the manager. And then, you know, Matthew comes over and takes her spot.

By the way, that's Tino, Tia Maori, which, you know, great casting there. I love the cast of this.
I was all on board. Everybody was great.

Although, can I tell you, the whole time, the whole time I was watching this, especially in the

especially in the big Christmas party scene when she's going back and forth at Santa. Which about 12 to 15 people were at.

Yes, exactly. But the whole time I'm watching that, I'm like, why?

Why isn't this movie, Tia and Tamara, actually

playing Santa and Taylor and going back and forth? Like, that's interesting to me.

Well, to me, though, what I was thinking during that party scene was this, again, if we're looking at the model of Mrs. Doubtfire, right?

There's stakes there because he is the ex-husband of Sally Field and he has to... pretend to be the nanny to be close to his kids.
He wants his kids back.

But in this, she is friends with makeup artists, just like Harvey Fire. Her brother.
That's a great one.

Yes, or not even makeup artists, guys who like Halloween. That really is the idea.

We need to stop there because that. Okay, they have this entire studio devoted to like masks.

Their entire living room is just

making Mission Impossible level masks that are so

good. And so they are doing

hands, you know.

I mean, Halloween. Now, what's also happening?

For their Halloween costume.

And they're in like, they're in like Telluride, Colorado or something. They're in like a small town, a small ski town.
They're going out to a Halloween, one Halloween party.

in that costume, and then they're starting all over again. And they have, I'm going to say, quite literally $30,000 worth of special effects equipment.
At a minimum,

3D printers, facial scan devices.

they've got yes crazy stuff well this is what brings up this is the issue that i have and it gets it rocks me to my core i was like here is the moment that you could actually make this movie work in a different way which is those guys create masks for a living why don't you just living for a hobby baby okay sorry yes sorry for a hobby why don't you just dress one of them up like humane for the party

and then she could be there too because all you have to do is go ho ho ho You think they could, all you have to do, you think they can capture that?

Well, is it the magic of humane? Because I don't know if humane,

I don't know if humane actually has a personality. Because Mrs.
Deltfire has a personality, right? Oh, hello. And she talks, but, you know, but human.
It's the magic of human because human listens.

Well, where does human

end and where does Santa begin? I don't think humane is a part of it. I don't think that is where it is.
I think we really, the person that I really desired to know more was Human.

I wish there had been a scene where the neighbor, the horny landlord, and

Taylor dressed as Hugh Mann have to have like a glass of wine. I wish there had been like two to three more scenes with Taylor as Hugh Mann, not as Santa.
Human

only really does the work of Taylor. Yes.
Right? Like Hugh Mann is just saying what Taylor would say if Taylor wasn't there, right? She's like, well, listen to your mother.

And, you know, it's like that. Like, Hugh Mann's not really

aging. Oh, I get it.
Oh, I finally get it. Hugh Mann is method.
Okay. All right.
So for this period of time, Hugh Mann is Santa. Then

why didn't Hugh Mann show up to that fucking audition in his suit? Good call. Okay, so you're saying, it seems to me like you're saying that Hugh Mann is weak sauce

and is probably the weakest actor in SAG.

June, be very careful if you agree to this. This is going to get me.
I totally trouble off. I was so mad.
It's like, you are so concerned. You've gone to all these lanes to do this mess.

You must have been hair and makeup for hours. And then it's the day of the audition.
A, you're late. B, you're not in your costume yet.
The fuck out of here. And, but

books the job. But

learning all the wrong lessons. Books the job.
Well, well because

i think the reason why you want to hire human

is because he he doesn't need a costume human just puts on the red and he's santa like human looks like santa like and i think that that is the key to most professional santas

they have the beard they have the hair and it's a cultivated look it's not wiggy it's not any of that now yes hugh man is all wigs was all wigs and yeah it was full mask but i think that's why they have to put him next to all the people look human looks good human slash taylor slash santa looked great in every shop yo yeah

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Well, here's the problem with the movie though. And by the way, I really did like that actress, but I do think the problem is

she is set up

we're being told by several people that she is like

a you know sad sack kind of cat lady type person i never saw that i she's also like the former lead singer guitarist of a punk ruffle band but i never saw this person that was like organizing your socks alphabetically which by the way How?

Yeah. Well, again, we're getting into a socks discussion.
I know we don't want to go back to discussions.

But how do you organize socks alphabetically? We are taught, we're taught, we're getting into socks so much lately. So would you rather sort your socks alphabetically? And is it by color?

What does that mean? By color or by name? Red, like, do you mean the first letter of each color? That's what I'm saying. I don't even know what that would mean.
Paul, what does that mean?

Who organizes socks? Well, Paul does. Well, I guess, okay, so I have a pair.
I have some Adidas socks and I have some Nike socks and they have the logo on it. They don't have the words on it.

But if I would say, all right, those are my Nike socks, I'm going to line them up in the Nike area of my sock drawer. Yeah, but then, but then I don't know.

I'm just, I'm trying, I'm trying to, I'm trying to put it all together. The only way bombas would go in the front.
The way you organize socks is

going to be by type. You got to index them by type.
Okay, so you're talking about, you're talking about like an ankle sock. You're talking about athletic socks, dress socks, compression.

Compression, airplane socks. They're all going by type.
Now, I have my dress socks in a different drawer than my athletic socks.

I think that makes sense because you probably wear them very infrequently. Yes.
That's fine. But again, how could you ever approach them alphabetically? It's not a sanity.
It's insanity.

It's literally like insane. Look, she has

referenced twice in this movie. Taylor is a

local celebrity. Sometimes, and sometimes

is a complete unknown. In a town that appears to have, I'm going to say

i'm maybe conservatively 400 residents

if she is a local celebrity made one album from screaming kittens from that crazy screaming her her screaming kittens era yeah how is it possible that her daughter doesn't know the album is in the house exactly like they they have the worst relationship they have a terrible relationship because

i wish they had had a gilmore girls it's the the two of us.

We're a team vibe in it. You know, like where

Taylor, what's the daughter's name? Zoe?

Zoe. Yes.
So

they're so close in age. They're so young.
Like, they had an opportunity to have a Gilmore Girls-esque vibe between the two of them, but they don't.

And nor do they have a very like strained or they feel like they're very apart. They feel like strangers to each other.

Coexisting. Well, what's so interesting, though, is that I also think you're seeing that on the father and son side with Matthew and his dad.

Like, they don't seem to be that much in each other's lives. So much so that Matthew just kind of surprises his dad by returning home.
His dad did not know he was going to be there.

The fact that they cast this man as a narrative

is the most,

it was the most absurd thing I ever had.

He crashed his car into a statue in Italy, and his dad says well now you must work as the resort manager to pay off the accident debt yeah he's basically like i'm not going to give you the money to to fix this i'm going to make you work for it but he is not like a bad boy like who would believe like why would he come in that houndstooth like trenched looking coat if he we're supposed to believe he's like this bad like kid.

The worst thing that he does is not check references. Yeah.
Like that's the that like that's the most like he seems to me a guy who immediately fits in. Like he understands the paperwork.

He's not getting drunk. We don't bump into him at a bar.
He is a he's getting hot cocoa.

Oh my god, the hot cocoa shit is so out of control. It's so funny.

And the thing that he

if I looked at the entire cast of this movie, the one person I would think absolutely knows how to tie a a necktie is this guy. Oh, and he's the one that's like, I never know how to do these.

I'm a guitar guy. I'm like free spirit.
I'm an artist. I was like, you are not.
Why are they making him a guitar guy?

Like, why are they making, why would you take the one thing that our lead does well, which is play and sing and go, well, you know what? He does too.

This guy actually plays and sings and he's jumping up at local bars. Like you take away the superpower of your lead by making the romantic romantic interest have the same superpower.

But why not just put him in a leather jacket or something in the beginning? Or just

so I was so strong by that look. I was so, and the short hair, I just, I just and the trimmed beard.
Yeah.

He doesn't look scruffy. He doesn't look unkempt.
He doesn't look like a bad boy. He's not riding a motorcycle.
Is he supposed to be like a Makanahi?

It looks like he's running a startup. He does.
He's there on vacation.

Like I would have, I would believe it more if he was being irresponsible, like, he started a startup and it failed, rather than he's like a drunk who got who drove a car into

a fountain in Italy or whatever. To me, the better story would be, hey, let's go get a beer.
And she's like, it's 10 a.m. I'll get a hot chocolate.
And he's like, I don't drink hot chocolate.

And at the end, he's like, let's go get a hot chocolate. Like, she's changed him.
But Hugh Mann is the one who's drinking.

Hugh Mann is the one who is.

flaming candy cane. I mean, this guy's shopping for discount records.
I mean, like, he's not doing that. I loved that, though.

I'm like, oh, yes, have a meet cute at the record store and blah, blah, blah. But he does not belong in that store at all.
Never mind that he's like, don't you know the screaming kittens?

I loved this band and blah, blah, blah. You know, absolutely not.
But like, what, by the way, though, like, seriously, what happened in Italy? Yeah. What's going on with him?

And I know he lost his mom at 15. And I know it was sudden.
I know that was hard. And I have so much sympathy for it.
I feel like that gentleman we saw on screen is 45. 45? Yeah.

So it's like,

my heart goes out to you, but that's, that was a long time. A very long time.
You can't still be on a bender from that.

But, June, I guess this is what the question I'm going to ask you is, how much do we know of that? from Matthew versus his dad. His dad is the one who labels him.
Matthew never is like, I'm a bad boy.

Well, but Matthew is validating that, like, something very bad happened in Italy. Well, he crashed into the statue.
And he's also saying that he's a free spirit and he doesn't work jobs like this.

And this is his dad's stuff. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Well, Beth says, like, I wouldn't have known about all this paperwork.

That's what he really seems to be like, you know, that, like, that's designing things all day. But what would, I guess, here's my question.
What,

what does Matthew want to do for a living?

Who knows? Be an artist? Great question. He doesn't know.

Once again, we have people that are so old acting like, I just am. 41 is his age, by the way.

That's fine.

But here's the thing that's so very odd about this movie. I don't know what anyone's dreams are.
And I understand her dream is for her daughter. And that's fine.
But like...

I don't understand by the end if him being the general manager and her being the executive director of family events is a good thing or not. I don't know.

I don't know. He tells you it is.
Yeah.

What is it? Well, I mean, I think the movie is saying, like, hey, remember all those dreams you had? They're not going to happen. So maybe you can be happy doing craft nights?

Yes, craft nights at the resort. I don't know.

I don't know. Well, this is the other detail we had about him that I like I was really fucked up by.

At one point, the dad says when he's like recounting all these bad things that Matthew did, that he was swimming with swans.

Well, yeah, you feel like he got drunk and he jumped into like some sort of decorative swan thing. I thought that imagery was actually interesting.
What's also interesting is the movie.

No, no, I think there were real swans in the fountain that he crashed into. Like,

I heard that as a totally separate event. Oh, I did too.
Yeah,

there's that fountain, so it's all about that one fountain he crashed into. Oh, you might be right.
Maybe there's, maybe he has a litany of

disastrous moves. But what's interesting is everybody in town knows he's this public fuck-up.
So he's like,

he feels like he's

somebody who's being reported on in like page six or something. You know, like he's some sort of famous, like rich

married.

He's like the sexy billionaire who's causing all these trouble. I did laugh when the brother said, I could be the brother-in-law of a son of a billionaire.
I mean, I really

are the Hilton

type of a family or something. I think they are the Hiltons, but that hotel gave

such kind of like econo-lodge vibes to me.

And there are versions of the Hilton that are like, you know, there's, they can scale up or scale down, but I do feel like we can trust the brand a little bit more.

And this felt so Jean, I just want to take a little bit of, I want to just talk to you from all the people out there who clean hotel carpets.

Can you imagine trying to keep a place like that clean with all those snow boots trucking in, all that wetness? Like that, that's a that hotel is kept very, very clean.

And I will say you give it a little bit more credit for, you know, the entry. I'm not saying it's dirty.
I'm really not. It is just so outdated.
The locker room, I was not okay with

the locker room.

I want to talk about the locker room for so long because for a movie that won't allow its romantic leads to really drink alcohol that much, like they have to be so like hot cocoa and you know, like no real kissing, no, like they have to be so weirdly pure and chaste.

For one whole sequence to be she's dressed up in San as Hugh Mann, just looking at dicks in the locker room. She sees his dick.

He drops his towel immediately in the locker room while they're chatting. I have to ask,

because I'm not a man, obviously. Well, I don't know.

But are you Hugh Mann? I don't know. I would have loved the opportunity to be Hugh Mann.
Hugh Mann also went into a woman's bathroom as well. And I'm glad that they didn't make a big deal out of it.

It was like whatever he chose, he chose. You know, but this is the thing.
What's to stop women from dressing as Santa to get into men's bathrooms? Someone passed the bill.

I don't know. I don't know like what locker room.

I don't know what goes, what all goes on in there, but like if you were in there and Santa, right, Santa performer came up to you, or even let's say you'd someone you were an acquaintance of,

would you drop your towel like that?

Paul? Here's what I would say.

I saw Jason shake his head. There's a lot of locker room behavior that is not universally accepted.
It's not like there's one way of being.

I have been in locker rooms where people are going to just fucking be out there proud and free. Yep.
And they're going to be next to people who are so tidied up and wrapped up that you're in that.

You can't even get a peek if you wanted to. Exactly.

There was a pilot season where I joined the YMCA in Hollywood, just the one right there in Hollywood that we've all driven by a million times.

And that locker room was naked dudes hanging out, chit-chatting, talking on phones, nude, walking around, walking over there to do full lotion setup at the lotion station, walking over there, just in their flip-flops.

When I was a kid, our locker rooms for gym were divided just by like a cement wall. And there was a small hole in the wall that we would all peer through, but it was only at the point where the, yeah.

what that back in my like my younger school when I went to a school like from kindergarten to like fourth or fifth grade our locker room very young. Yes, there was a wall.
There was a wall that was

no, no, and so the and so we would all be trying to sneak a peek at the girls' locker. Speaking in fourth grade and third grade, that's so weird.

Because in my, when I was growing up, Porky's was big and all you saw was that kid with his eye up against that eye hall. You know, so you're like, that's what you thought you did.

But the where the hole was was

the separation between like the wash area and the dressing area, like the sinks. So there was no, there was never saw anyone.

I want to back Paul up in the sense that like, yes, thank you.

Like porkies and things like that gave us, in our childhood, established for us a world in which if you saw a hole in a wall, no matter where you were in the world you looked through it in case there was boobs on the other side

for reasons that you didn't know exactly that was it like i don't even know if it was titillating it was just like oh my gosh this is the dream that there would be a hole in the wall yes that i can now see like that would be and i know that that there's a possibility that there are rooms in this building yes with boobs in them maybe on the other side of this wall is one of them.

And I look back on my childhood and honestly, even right now, I want to remind myself, like, I should be looking for holes in walls all

the time. All the time, oh, yeah, all the time, forever.
That's why I'm uh traveling with like a little roll of duct tape everywhere I go to just cover up the holes.

I mean, look, the psycho is based on that whole idea. No, it is true in hotel rooms and stuff.

Like, I do know some women look around for holes, I just can't, I can't, there's only so much I can be concerned about in this life.

Well, after you got it, first you do your bed bug check, then you do your hole check, then you do your secret camera check, uh, and then you check if all the mirrors are actual mirrors rather than two-way mirrors.

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Here's what I'll say. What I love about this movie is that when Matthew gets up to present the human at the tree lighting ceremony, he is heckled.
in a way that made me laugh harder than anything.

I was like, hey, didn't see you in a fountain, motherfucker. Like, like he is

being roasted by the town, which I think actually

helped me. Like, I just like that this town was so aggro.
Like, this is a tree. This is a kid.
Well, he also

is.

He has neither the temperament of the free spirit kind of artists,

maybe, like, like ne'er do well. He neither has that temperament nor does he have the trust fund, rich dick, entitled vibe to him.
Right.

He is just awkward he doesn't feel like he belongs and he feels out of place so he's stammering through his speeches he's like he's just an awkward guy so i kept being like why are we into him i don't also know i also loved in the locker room scene that when because of the the locker room setup we see he has a bunch of tattoos I love that about him.

Here's the thing. Like, I don't, I think he's nice.
And so that's, that's great.

great but i also couldn't tell why she was that into him because he didn't seem to have much of a personality but i but then i went back and remembered the locker room scene she saw something oh she did she sure did she saw something she saw something that honestly put put a magical christmas spell on her i mean it's the only reason because he is very, very blonde.

They both are. Right.
They're both dull. I would have thought she had

a lot a lot of like characters as characters you know what i mean like i'm not saying this about the actors i'm saying they both feel aimless yeah both of them both of them neither of them are striving towards anything they are both just kind of treading water well yeah i think they're both trying to find their anchor which i think is each other they are both you know they're both looking for something to ground them where they need to be like keep them there you know they're they are they are boats of dreams.

You know what I needed?

I needed a scene in which we understood what it was like for her as a single mom in Lincoln and how, like, the pressures of having your kid in a rich town and being the poor worker in that town and how your kid wants to get along with all these other rich kids, but you can't provide that.

That's really interesting to me.

I would have loved this. Yes.
I would have loved that vibe and that understanding that she's operating in a very rich town from a position of scarcity. Right.

So then I would need to know that that's what she's bringing to Santa, her work as

human, that that sort of, but instead, like she's

it made me think also that everybody in this small town is on the same economic level as her, which for a ski town simply doesn't make sense. No.
No.

So they could afford all the things that they are asking for. Yes.

Well, I mean, I think she's also trying to teach lessons, but I don't understand that. I guess I don't understand where,

like,

nobody

is on an arc that I'm understanding. You know what I mean?

Nobody at the end of the movie is, okay, I'm glad they have fallen in love with each other, but the process has not, the process has really only made it seem as though they both are more comfortable because they have found each other, they're more comfortable settling rather than figuring out that's the story rather than figuring out who they are as individuals and how to be happy as themselves and then love themselves and then share that self with someone else they are clinging to each other as the answer to their lost and aimless lives I have found someone yeah who validates my limitations and my giving up.

And by the way, what I also really needed to understand is like, does Zoe like this man? Who cares about Zoe? She's paralyzed after this.

She is like, she's hurt. She's like, she's hurt.
And then, and

they leave the big Christmas party and

Taylor's dressed as Santa Claus and she runs to the daughter's side.

And, but, like, and maybe it's just because once they get there, where it's clear the daughter is going to be okay is, is, you know, perhaps. She does look okay.
She looks very interesting.

She's on a, she's on a, she's got in a neck brace she's on a backboard she does you know she's like santa why is santa talking to me it's like at this point you'd be able to be like i think that's my mom it's my mom what happens is taylor and the guy they have a whole conversation she should be exclusively talking to the medical personnel about what the diagnosis is total and instead she does her mission impossible tear off the mask reveal then she does apologies then she tries to talk and it like is like oh

also

your daughter might have a spinal injury. What's the betrayal? The betrayal appears to be.

It seems as though when she rips the mask off, you would think as though people thought she was actual Santa Cruz. Well, that's what I'm saying.
That's what the

thing is. She's being brought up on fraud charges.

I mean, what the reveal is, like, we know it's not Santa. So, the reveal is that it's Taylor.
Oh, and she's also not like, here's the other version of it, right?

This resort has a world-renowned Santa, and he lives in the town. He dies of a heart attack.
She hides the heart attack and dresses up as him.

So she is pretending to be Hugh Mann, the guy who has been doing Santa there for 20 years.

That's a betrayal. That's a betrayal.
Here, she

did go into the locker room. Maybe he's upset that she saw him half naked.

Listen, if I'm this guy, I'm like, hey, man.

Hey, man, you saw my dick and you didn't say anything. Like, what the fuck? Well, that means that she was still interested in him.
Jim, would you care?

I mean, the lip gloss that she's carrying around, like, I thought when it dropped out of Few Man's Pocket, I was like, oh, that's her daughter's lip gloss because it's got a unit.

Did they set that up that it was her daughter's? Okay, because even if it is her daughter's, though, it's still, it's no,

no, it's hers. No, I literally know it's hers, but I'm saying it's bizarre that it's hers.

Even if it was, if it was her daughter's, who's 16, it would still be weird because that is the lip gloss of an eight-year-old girl. 100%.

Very strange. Very strange.

I did want to say that this movie just to go back to the daughter potentially being incredibly uh wounded um i do think this movie does a couple of things where it doesn't really highlight uh any disabilities like the daughter could be paralyzed she's like i gotta take i gotta admit do my apology to her now meanwhile when that girl comes over with a stutter she's like i got this oh my gosh i forgot about this like she cures

absolutely irresponsible is a little irresponsible with any sort of like like i mean the fact that like she cures a stutter and then that's and that video gets thousands of likes which moves up to a million likes

but that to me was really like an ins like not like oh her good heart or her common sense Santa-ing that's what people want parents want to bring their kids here to be get like kind of slapped in the face by Santa no she cure like she is a crisis magic yes it becomes like a like a very soft magical element enters because this is a movie, unlike a lot of the other Christmas movies.

There is no magic. There is no, like, oh, the Nutcracker turned into a man, or there's not like a magical element to this.

But there is a little bit of like the lesson learned is that she, like, by accepting the Christmas spirit, I don't know what. She, yes, she's able to do cures.
She's able to be so desirable that the

billionaire villain dad is like, that's my Santa. When he keeps saying my Santa.
Oh, it's so weird.

But here's the thing that I, I, I guess I disagree with. I,

to me, this movie had nothing to do with Christmas. Okay, Dutel.

I think that this,

with the exception of like Santa and the device of Santa, the movie, the stories had nothing to do with remembering the reason for the season, with all of the Christmas narratives that we hold dear to our hearts.

To settle, babe. It is literally to give up your

dreams and to settle with whatever life dealt you up until this point, to accept it.

It's time. It's time to settle down, settle down and take responsibility for your actions.
And by the way, that could happen any time of year. She could be the Easter bunny.

I agree. I agree.
You know, a leprechaun. It could be, this is holiday agnostic.

Well,

for everybody. Yes.
For not just for Taylor and Hugh Mann Mann and the Santa Claus character, but for

the guy.

I cannot remember

Matt Matthew. That whole storyline is also not really on a Christmas trajectory.
No, not at all.

I think that the issue that this movie has is it is taking place during the holidays, but it's more of a rom-com, right? It's more of a general rom-com.

And there's no Christmas spirit. There's no magical ending.
The movie doesn't even try to give you one of those like moralistic things. Like we're pulling that out of it.

Like the movie doesn't lean there at all.

It doesn't.

And when they have their like,

even the

end of movie, a big kind of like, hey, I want to apologize and blah, blah, blah.

They're kind of big talk that inexplicably happens on stage in front of a microphone so everybody in town can hear their private conversation.

That whole conversation isn't, is also not about Christmas. It's not about anything.
It's really just about, I'm sorry, I lied, blah, blah, blah. You know, it's really just,

to your point, rom-com type stuff. Right, yes.
You know,

yes, in a big public setting. And then they sing a song together.

Run Run Rudolph, which is also weird.

But like, ah.

I mean,

I don't know because I think

the the movie might be trying to tell us that they should both get, this is what's weird, they should both get back into pursuing their dreams together as a new screaming kittens.

Now, what if, and sorry, what if the setup of the movie is that they know each other from both growing up in this incredibly small town?

She hated him because he was richy rich, like, you know, rude, entitled Richie Rich. Yeah.

And he always like bullied her the way her daughter is bullied for being the poor kid who blah blah blah and so they were from opposite sides then and now they come he's now returned to town as an adult they haven't seen each other in 30 years 20 whatever years blah blah blah so that's a movie that their history informs their present story because right now none of it feels of anything other than so surface level what if they were in the band together i mean or what if he was the one who knocked her up because that's the story right he she got knocked up.

She had to quit the band. All of her life went on hold to take care of her daughter.
That's the dramatic monologue in the movie.

If he was the one who did it as the party guy, he never came back to town until then. Then he becomes.

He's the Christopher in the

responsibility.

Or maybe even better, he didn't know. Because

he hated him so much.

Here's my question about his work as the general manager.

By the way, I felt, I know the movie's telling us that like Tia's a villain, but I'm like, I'm watching her the whole time, and I'm like, Yeah, it's so fucked up that this guy came back with zero experience, he's just been swimming with swans and is taking over your job.

Like, this is insane. Well, don't say like swimming with swans.
What happened there was he got into a car accident.

I feel like he ejected out of the front and was thrown in and started swimming around, like drunkenly, swimming around with swans.

But she, she's at least understanding and trying to protect the business from lawsuits

that are no doubt going to come from this

rogue Santa. Here's my question, though.

One of the first kind of tests she has

and that she has, that Hugh Mann has as Santa is the initial tree lighting. Now, oh, I have a question about this.

Who was responsible for setting up the lighting and all the electricity there? And did Tia do that on purpose?

Or did he fuck that up? What actually happened? First of all, let me just say that. The thing breaks.
The thing breaks. Aren't those things ceremonial? Aren't they just ceremonial?

Like, they're not really, like, it's not really, you're not really putting a candy cane on an electrical outlet. Like, you, you, you move that

at someone's backstage and hitting an on button. That's all that's happening.
Like, we're not connecting a giant present to that.

Like, but they made it like an electrician came there and wired this thing up. And they create this moment as if, again, you're right.
This moment like, uh-oh, someone fucked up.

But it, no, we don't know. And nor was it anyone's mistake because he's there too early.
He couldn't have planned that or shortchanged it. Like, we see nothing.
I don't think so.

It's something that purports to be such a big event and, in fact, a catastrophic failure. Yes.
But is also really just an accident that is not the responsibility of anybody there.

But was it like his accident in Italy?

Oh, boy. Do you think he was up there hooking up the electrical stuff?

I don't know. It's like I don't think that's.
Like, do you think that everything he does, he's like, I don't care. Just run it.
Like, just go forward.

He does say at one point, like, I'm signing papers. I don't even know what I'm signing.
All right. So, yeah.
So

he's hiring the wrong people. Don't, okay, let me ask you this.
Don't you think it's pretty weird?

The part that I found very difficult to swallow was when Taylor, dressed as Human, dressed as Santa, so Santa Claus, when Taylor is Santa Claus, when Taylor is speaking with Zoe, her daughter, I was like, this is irresponsible.

Zoe would be like, you're my mother. You're my mother.
This is my mother. Like, right.

I mean, why doesn't Zoe just ask, like, how are you paying for this? Yes. By the way, here's a simple solution.
Ask your brother to sell a couple of those masks he has, this mission of

you, you have the tuition for this elite snowboarding school. I mean, I also am like, I feel like the movie really wants us to feel like Taylor is like out on the outs.

She drives that like really sketchy-looking, like 1980s-era van. Must have been her old tournament.
Gotta be her old tournament.

She's dressed in all black. When she's not in Santa, she's dressed in all black all the time, like she's still like a punk rocker.
You know, but I'm with the movie, she has so.

So, the idea of the movie is neither Taylor nor Matthew have grown up since teenage years at all. They still are who they were then now, right?

I can't, yeah, sure. Let's, yeah, let's buy that.
But they're just, it's, it's so like her daughter is strangely a more three-dimensional character to me. In many ways.

In many ways. When they reveal, by the way, that her daughter's bully is Tia's daughter.
Yeah. I was like, what the fuck is happening? Well, that's what I'm saying.

Like that moment is when I was like... Didn't make any sense.
Yeah, I was like, oh, so, and then, and the daughter had to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she actually is a good person.

But there's like, I was like, does Tia actually have an issue with that? By the way, it does seem now that

it will become so clear that she didn't really have any injuries. They were so minor.
She only has like a sling on her a couple days later, it seems.

Which seems like they were supporting the wrong part of her body when they put her on that.

But Tia, when her daughter asks, like, have you heard anything? Is she going to be okay? The way Tia answers that question is like, she's on the verge of death. Like, she's not going to.

She's like, they're,

she has great doctors taking care of her. It's like, what?

They're doing everything they can. Like, she's fine.
Yeah. Well, I will say, Tia's character in this is so overly dramatic about everything.
That's true.

In a way that is like, in a way that is good because she uncovers truly like the fraud of the movie by doing some light googling on Jason, on not Googling.

Last resort was,

I believe it was called Look Path. Look path.
Wow.

Look path. Can I just say something too that I had an issue with? Seek trail.

I don't feel there was so much kind of managing of Human as Santa, as a Santa performer. Like people are checking in on him.
People are watching him.

The interactions with the children seem to go on forever. I don't know that

anyone needs that level of interaction from a Santa. You're usually pushed in there.
They say, What do you want for Christmas? You say one thing, they say, Merry Christmas.

And they usually say something like, I can't make any promises, but you've, it turns out you're on the nice list. Have a Merry Christmas.
That's or kiss me.

By the way, Paul, having you.

This

is the only thing I walked away from as the moral of the story. It's actually a great idea for women to play Santa's.
Okay.

For women to take over the Santa Industrial Complex and just get those special masks.

Like we should not be having older men sit there and have tons and tons of children come sit on their laps every year. Like that has to end.
Okay. It should be a job only for women.

Here's what I'll say. I'm inclined to agree.

I think that the only caveat I would put on that is I do think, I think that older men or middle-aged men can play Santa if the women are adults. Okay.

Well

so so in a scenario where the people sitting on laps are adults. Yes.
Okay. I would say this right Santa for the right job.
I once

I once this is how we're going to end up with with AI Santa.

I once had a monkey Santa sit on my lap. Wait a minute.
Were you at that party? With a Santa? Yeah, were you at that party? There was a party back in.

No, sorry, you, Jason.

Back in New York, there was a party where they had a monkey. Now, knowing how dangerous these fucking monkeys are, I would never have done it.

They had a monkey dressed as Santa, and you would go in this room, and then you would, I have plenty of pictures with me and this monkey, Hugo and the monkey. A lot of people with this monkey.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a lot of monkey.

That sounds like something that maybe I would have gone to, and then someone was like, oh, there's a monkey Santa there. And I would have been like, No, I'm not gonna.
No, thank you.

I mean, the fact that I just, I, I, I just recklessly just

this is when you were chimp crazy, though. Yeah, this was your chimp era.

This was like when the hangover was coming out, and everybody was like, Oh, yeah, like little monkeys are so cute. And like, the friends had a monkey on the other.

Oh, the friends' monkey, everyone loved that monkey. By the way, didn't

you feel like in the scenes between

Santa performed by Hugh Mann and Matthew in the locker room, and even a couple of the other early scenes, that they had that there was a charged,

and I'm not just saying because

I want to talk about this. Yes, I want to talk about this.
Let's say later on that, like, he felt like he knew, he felt like he could talk to her. He felt comfortable sharing things.

That's all well and good. But there was something about the way that Matthew, I'm not going to put this on Hugh Mann.
Matthew was looking at Santa Claus.

Matthew wanted to fuck Santa, but Santa wanted to fuck Matthew. And that's okay.

It's okay. Well, not okay, but like she was looking at him because she would be attracted to him.
But what was interesting was like, oh, he was looking right on back.

Matthew is connecting. Matthew is connecting with another man in a way that you could tell the length of the movie his sexuality was being challenged.
Yes.

Not just another, but why is his sexuality being challenged by like the most in terms of just our like, you know, our iconic characters, like the most asexual, the most sort of like

what's happening. What was amazing to me is when he's telling Taylor in one of their cute

reparte moments, he's telling her all about how excited he is for her to meet his best friend, Hugh Mann. That was a good thing.
And how he loves Hugh.

Like, it made me so sad that Matthew has gotten to be 41 or whatever you said, Paul, and has never had a friend.

And the only friend he's ever had is Hugh Mann, who he now is so excited to talk about his buddy Hugh. You got to meet Hugh.
I just, I feel so at ease talking to Hugh. This is a red flag, ladies.

And by the way. If your guy's only friend is Santa, you're fucked.
And by the way, have they talked that much? Have they really gotten into it that much? They had like two conversations.

There's literally four sentences exchanged. Yeah.
But I guess no one's listened to him.

Wouldn't it have been fun to see a scene where Matthew and Hugh are hanging out and trying to talk about stuff and just don't have anything in common? Or they do. Or they, you know what I mean?

Like, I would have loved a bro-down ho-down for these guys out for beers or whatever.

Like, that's a funny setup

that we never get. Right.
That they have to like bro out together. I mean, I will say, I think there was a missed opportunity with the bathroom scene.
Okay.

And this also makes me question Matthew, by the way, as a general manager. When she's going back and forth between Taylor and Santa and changing costumes,

she's in the bathroom with her brother, and there's lots of grunting, getting on the fat suit, all of them. Well, that's okay.
He's watching Santa get fucked, right? Well, here's the thing.

Yes, he is watching Santa get fucked or Santa fucking someone. I don't know.
Either way. right

but he is fine fine with it

he's like okay with an employee of his at the lodge

someone in the bathroom sure during a company event during the christmas party where where the santa that is getting drilled has to be present is is currently absent yeah absent they're like where's santa where's santa i think it might have worked better though if he had heard Taylor's voice in there.

If we didn't see the Santa boots, because then that would have added a little bit more of a spice, yeah, a little bit more of a spice.

What would have been cool is if he thinks he hears Taylor outside, opens the door, and is like, Taylor, and it's like, oh,

oh, oh, hey, Hugh, you know what I mean? Like, if there's like a then you would think Hugh, his best friend, was fucking Taylor, his girlfriend. That's a great scene.

Yeah,

I want in. I want in on this.
How How great if he thinks because of something she does or says or a miscommunication, he thinks he's in competition with Hugh for the hand of Taylor.

I mean, someone makes it

play it, right? And that's

wow. I would love that.
But that's the kind of stuff this movie would never go near because it's too like sketchy or it's too like, you know,

overtly sexual. I will tell you that this is one of the only movies that we have ever done to get a 10 10-plus on common sense media, which means that common sense media is like a

conservative website that rates movies.

Is it okay for families and stuff like that? A 10-plus. Like, this movie is beyond good for families.
They love it for families. Yeah, there's nothing in here that's untoward whatsoever.

You know, like, the most scandalous thing that happens in this movie is someone has a glass of red wine that they don't even finish. Now, I will say this.

With all these, you know, critiques, I went down easy. I was very happy with this movie.

I enjoyed my time watching it, and it made me actually go, you know what? They got, they figured it out. There's snow on the ground, it's dumb, it's fun.
I like this chemistry.

I liked everybody in it. Uh, to a, you know,

I wasn't mad at it.

It wasn't a slog to get it. I had a harder time.
Okay.

Because I did like the premise, and I did think that there was a lot left on the table that wasn't explored. And I think I'm in between because,

well, I think I'm, I feel similarly because both the way what you're saying, Paul, it goes down smooth. It is easy and it's a fun, easy watch.
So much more so than the one we just watched.

Whatever we watched last year. Merry Christmas.
Merry Christmas. Thank you.

This is so much better than Merry Christmas, but to your point, June, it's so much better that it almost promises that a better movie is there and is possible.

And in falling short, you're like, oh no, you had it all there. You had the ingredients.

Why didn't you just mix them this way instead and have it be a little more coherent or a little bit more fun or whatever? It's closer to a good movie that would have been a blast. Yeah.

But it falls short. Well, if they would have pushed some, you know, pushed some boundaries.

Now, look, obviously we have opinions about this movie, but there are people out there with a different opinion. It is now time for second opinions.

The movie was a piece of shit.

Yet this person recommends it.

Tell me what is the message.

Maybe that art is subjected.

I need a second opinion.

Here we go, people.

So far, this movie is only out a handful of days at the time of recording here. There are no Amazon reviews.
So we have to turn to Letterbox and IMDB. The average Letterbox rating is 2 out of 5 stars.

And that's out of 18,000 ratings. So a lot of people watching this.
Wow. And on IMDb, there are 43 written reviews.

Now, I will say on IMDB,

the user identifies themselves a little bit, and I will say that the name of the user is Jay Eggold. If that rings a bell, it's because our lead, Matthew, his name is Ryan Eggold.

So

we might believe that Jay Eggold is related to Ryan Eggold. And we'll take a look as

we hear this 10 out of 10 review. For all the cynics out there, take a moment to heat up some hot cocoa, even throw in some mini marshmallows, and just have some good old-fashioned heartwarming fun.

In this crazy world, we truly need light-hearted, lift-me-up stories like this.

Ryan Eggold is such a fun and talented actor to watch, and you can see how he navigates comedy and seriousness with ease.

Watch this, and your heart will feel squishy and warm, which we could all use this holiday season. 10 out of 10, we need more films like this from Jay Eggold.

Oh, wow. So it doesn't even reference the possible relationship.
No, it just, it does give Ryan a shout out. Yeah, yeah, but it's not like, and he's my brother.
No, it's not like one of those.

Now, I will say that Karen 95 writes, I'm sorry, but this movie was bisexual as fuck.

For everywhere you look at it, I mean, literally got Matthew looking at who he thought was a man, aka Santa Claus, and catching feelings for Santa when they were talking at the bar.

I mean, you could see Matthew's face in that moment because he couldn't believe he was feeling like that about a man. Until that moment in time, he had never pondered the question of bisexuality.

So eventually, when he goes on a date with Taylor and they're both walking with their hot chocolates, all the trees were decorated with bisexual lighting, which was obviously a hint at his bisexuality.

And at the end of the date, he has a unicorn on his hand.

Okay, also we have Doralee who was attracted to Santa, like genuinely at some point thought they were going to be brave and let both women kiss, or for Matthew to kiss Taylor while she was wearing the suit.

Also, obviously, Taylor was bisexual. She literally had a unicorn chapstick, and unicorns represent bisexuality.
So in conclusion, this was bisexual and no one is going to change my mind. P.S.

Confession Time. Alexander Breckinridge, this is the lead, was my bisexual awakening.
It was because of her that I realized I was into women at age 16.

I saw her as young Loira in American Horror Story.

I mean, when they aired that series back in the day, I started watching because there were actors I was a fan of, and I also thought Dylan McDermott was so hot, he is still very sexy.

I was also invested in the series even before it aired.

So, when I saw her appearing for the first time in that series, I was so mesmerized by her beauty, and I wasn't sure why I was feeling that way about a woman.

I mean, I was thinking to myself back then, well, obviously, I like men, I like, you know, get all hot and bothered by Dylan McDermott, but I was also having those same thoughts about her, like sexual fantasies about her.

I felt guilt. I mean, I was raised Catholic

in a somewhat conservative country/slash household. So, thinking about women in such a way was considered sinful.
And I was scared of admitting it to myself that I also like women.

I mean, I did eventually, at the age of 16, come to, you know, blinky-blinky emoji, the conclusion I was indeed bisexual after a very erotic fantasy involving Alexandra Breckinridge and Alex O'Laughlin.

I mean, both at the same time. And if you think about it, that's the real meaning of Christmas, finding out your true self.
Also, Christmas is not.

the same.

Finding out also, Christmas is not just sad for some of us, it's also horny. And most women my age want to sit on an old man's lap and ask for nice things.

Yes, I understand Dora Lee, because I also want to fuck Santa. That would give the Santa Claus's coming to town a whole new meaning.
If you know what I mean, five out of five stars.

I think this person means they would like to fuck Tara as

I don't know. I don't know what she's saying.
This was wild. What a wild.

My God.

But I do think the person is correctly drilling down into some stuff that is pretty interesting. And I would have loved more of.

Not only is Matthew confronted with starting to have feelings and connection to another man, but an elderly man at that. Well, that's what I'm saying.

Like, I think there's a world in which Matthew just is bisexual and like starts the movie off that way. Who knows? Like, maybe he is just bisexual.
It doesn't have to tell us.

But what's more interesting is that he is, not that he's attracted to a man, that he is attracted to a man that is Santa. Right.
A Santa man. Yes.
That is subversive. Yes.

Like, and is that his type now? Is this the, are we watching him develop?

Like, when he fell in love with her, it was in some ways as Santa. And does that, does that enter the bedroom at all? Do they, do they role play? Does he sit?

Why don't we ever get him on her lap?

Because we don't want that.

We don't? No. We don't want the big buff man on the little

Santa lamp. No, we don't want.
I want to just read one more line here from Empu, who writes, through this film, I learned what a single mother could do. Five stars.
And

I want to answer you both with Grant K.F.'s review, which says,

you know, this movie is great. It breaks the mold.
mold. It's better than the Hallmark movies.

But at the end, Grant says, we need a sequel to see this couple running the resort and having a child on Christmas Eve. I will be waiting.
10 out of 10. Great.
I like that.

Why not?

Our shirt, It Ain't Christmas Bitch, is available right now in the TeePublic store. It's a beautiful picture of Santa with

magical writing right on it. And I got to say, Jason, I'm glad that you brought this into our lives.
Jason's hoped so. Me too, Jason.
Me too.

I did, as I was watching it in full, feel very responsible. I was like, oh, wow, they're having to do this.
Boy. But I think worth it.
I mean, they're apparently making you an executive producer.

They are. Retroactively.
Yes. I am now an EP

on the thing.

And when they come around to making the sequel, I hope that they ask us to be an integral part of it. Maybe we're doing a live podcast at the resort

in the room, in the conference room. He booked us as part of his job as director of family events.
Yeah, that's now. I wanted to save the best piece of information for last.

This was written by Ron Oliver, who wrote Hello Mary Lou, Prom Night 2. So a little connection back.
Oh, interesting. Yes.

That's a, that's, isn't that a very old movie? It is in 1987.

Whoa. And people are still, yeah.

And has made a nice name for himself, writing movies like Christmas at the Plaza, Falling for Christmas. He writes primarily Christmas and Wedding movies right now.

But it was also directed, and this is why I think the quality is good, by the director who directed all the Princess Switch movies, which I enjoy. Princess Switch won Princess Switch Switched again.

Vanessa Hudgens. Yes.
Yeah.

The VHCU, the Vanessa Hudgens Cinematic Universe, or I guess streaming universe, VH SU.

There we go.

The tagline, single mom, double life. Love it.
I love it. It's a great setup

for a movie, and absolutely recommend it. And I'll just say one final thing, which is this,

that you might have been saying, Paul, Jason June, why didn't you bring up the fact that Alexander Breckenridge also has remade The Twelfth Night with Amanda Bynes and She's the Man, where

also the same idea, A female dresses up as a man.

So they're just, yes, there it is. We acknowledge it.
Just one of the guys. Just one of the guys.
Right. That was just one of the guys.

All right. Well, we did it.
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