Episode 392: Jim Reviews WWE Backlash

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Hello again, friends.

And you are our friends, the Great Brian Last here.

That's not how I begin this show.

Well, we are here.

Aloha.

Happy day to you.

I am the Great Brian Last.

This is Jim Cornet's drive-through.

We're starting off with a good spirit here because it's going to be a fun show.

We got lots of things to talk about, lots of topics.

We have reviews.

We have questions.

We have apparently maybe some Hulk Hogan audio.

We have lots of things.

Oh, good Lord.

With this man, the leader of the cult of Cornette, Mr.

Jim Cornette.

It's going to be another one of those shows.

I could tell from the way you started out.

And also, and I've, you know, somebody said to me, Brian, the other day on the Twitter said, you don't get as mad, Cornette, as you used to.

You don't encourage people to be drawn across the interstate like a spike strip in heavy traffic.

You don't just get indignant.

And because it's

wrestling is ridiculous and the world is ridiculous now.

And it is just to laugh.

Sometimes we have to just laugh as things burn and crumble around us and the tomfoolery and shenanigans just come at us from all sides.

But Eli, today here, over here at the castle, it's peaceful and quiet.

Why, you can't hear a pin drop on this side.

Well, I think I hear something behind you right now, actually.

No, it's all in your mind, Brian.

All in your mind.

Is that right?

It's all in my mind.

Where did the ominous buzzing sound hurt you?

All right.

Well, no, the lawnmowers are here.

They couldn't come yesterday because it was raining again.

Feels like I'm losing a friend.

And so they had to come today.

And so the conflict of the

and it's going to rain tomorrow.

May rain later today.

it's going to storm on Thursday and Friday, we might get severe storms.

So, I had to have the grass mowed, and you were already complaining.

Oh, I hear them having grass mowers out there.

Well, I'm just speak louder, and you won't be able to hear them.

See, I put my headset on, it blocks the noise out completely.

We were about to start, and you just go, Oh, the lawn mowers have rolled up like they just popped up on your lawn magically.

Well, no, rolled, no, magically with

a gangster and and then they rolled up on you.

They rolled up with a goddamn vehicle with wheels in it.

I don't know how else to say it.

They just rolled right in

with a trailer with wheels on it, too.

There's wheels everywhere.

It would be like if they popped in magically, they'd just appear out of nowhere.

But no, they were in the distance and then they grew ever closer as they rolled up.

And they're trying to get the lawn mowing in before, because it's the only day for a week and a half that since the mowed it last time they could be able to come over and mow it.

So you're going to have to live with it.

It's faintly in the background.

Yeah, we'll see how faintly it ends up in the background.

Usually this is when they're far away, then they get closer.

Next thing you know, it sounds like they're under a roof.

They're far away, then they're getting closer.

You know how goddamn Kevin Sullivan,

every time we would end up on a commercial flight sitting next to each other, and he knew how I was,

He'd wait until I kind of got engrossed.

And hopefully, the middle seat would at least be empty.

But he would wait till I would get engrossed in a magazine with my head down and not paying attention to where I was on this airplane.

And then I'd feel suddenly just a slight tap on my left shoulder or my right shoulder, whichever side he was on.

And I would turn around and he'd be right up in my face, going, awful tight in here, isn't it, Jimmy?

Anyway, um,

you know, you're familiar with the TV listings they have on the on the TV guides on the on the guide pages on the TV these days, right?

I don't know if TV guide's still a thing, but yes, I'm familiar with uh well, no, not the magazine, but the actual TV guide.

When you got your cable box there and you say info, you want to have more information about the program, the guide pops up, right?

Right, you know about this, yeah, it used to be channel 14 on Long Island when I was growing up.

No, it's not even a channel.

It's just the on-screen guide.

Whoa, I'm not talking about when you were growing up.

I'm talking about right goddamn now.

See, now you've got some anger and pissed offness and indignation.

I have my remote here in my hand.

If I press the guide button, I get a guide of what's on right now on this channel.

Yes.

And the channels around it.

Yes.

And it's channel 14 on Long Island.

Well, but it ain't anymore, is it?

But right now,

if you do that and you hit info on a television show, right?

Like if you hit info on Seinfeld, it would say cast, Jerry Seinfeld,

Julia Louis Dreyfus, et cetera, et cetera, right?

That's the cast.

And it might say the director.

It might say the year or the episode number or whatever.

That's right.

Are you fighting paper over there while you're talking?

I've got a note in my hand.

I'm about to read to you if you'd let me establish this fucking bit.

Because

I just happened to see the listing for AEW Collision

on

the info on my on my guide there on Spectrum Cable.

I saw Collision was

on the on the guide as I was perusing the Thursday night programs.

They switched it.

They're trying to stay away from people or something.

But anyway, as I hit the info to see what it said, Brian, where they've got cast for AEW Collision, would you like to one, two, three, four?

Would you like to know the five names?

Five.

Wow.

There's five names.

And sometimes, like if it's a sporting event or it's a hosted by or whatever, cast will be the announcers or, you know, something like that.

But would you like to hear the five names that are listed as the cast for AEW Collision,

at least on my Spectrum cable listing here in the greater Louisville, Kentucky metropolitan area.

Yeah.

And this is in order.

This is in order.

Samoa Joe.

Okay.

Chris Jericho.

He's a big star.

Okay.

Okay.

Jake Hager.

He's been gone a long time.

Long time.

Number four,

Schuyler Andrews.

Who the fuck is that?

S-C-H-U-Y-L-E-R Schuyler.

Is there no way I can do that?

Schuyl?

Schuyler?

Andrews.

And the fifth name, possibly the biggest star on the roster they saved for last, Maxwell Jacob Feinstein.

Feinstein, that was his name in the Indies when he first started, wasn't it?

Maxwell Jacob

Feinstein.

I jotted it down

so that I wouldn't

forget this upcoming star's name.

Skylar Andrews is the wrestler Scorpio Skye.

The fuck?

Who's smarting Spectrum up?

You know, they fucking killed his gimmick.

I thought you were going to say like CM Punk, Kevin Kelly, like something like from like two years ago.

No,

no, but

we don't even know that Skylar Andrews is Scorpio Sky's real name and he hadn't been with the company for years.

I presume that's Skylar, just like you did.

Could be Shyler.

Or it could be Schuyler.

Schuyler.

Schuler.

Could be a lot.

And

Maxwell Jacob

Einstein.

All right.

Thank you, AEW.

Doing a great job promoting your talent.

or someone's talent or talent that may have once been there.

I think they got the, they may have accidentally sent Spectrum cable to goddamn social security fucking records or something.

Hey, here's everybody's real name.

What do you say something funny?

I click on Skylar Andrews' IMDB page and it's just a video of MJF doing a promo from like four years ago on Dynamite when he had his presidential address.

For whatever reason, that's the video that plays on this guy's page.

All right.

Okay.

Hey, yeah.

And

can I say something?

Well, it's your show.

Thank you.

I'll take it back in a minute.

I'll mention this to you because I got this book a little while back and I've been moving things around the office and I just got it here because I'm trying to put it someplace here in the office, not the library.

It's called The Schedule Book, Four Decades of Network Programming from Sign On to Sign Off.

And this came out, I mean,

it's from the early 80s, but for a lot of reasons outside of wrestling, I wanted it.

But also specifically, you hear so much about the prominence of wrestling on early network TV.

And although this is not a definitive book, I guess, it has a lot of the listings here.

And,

you know, I find this really interesting actually just to see what was on, but how much wrestling was on at different times.

Have you compiled a list of the various wrestling programs as of yet, or are you about to delve into this?

I haven't really gone through it yet.

It's been one of those future projects I want to do, but like if I look here, winter 1951 evening

on

the Dumont network

from 9 to 11, was wrestling from Columbia Park with Dennis James.

That's a two-hour block.

And then, did anyone else have wrestling in prime time at that point?

The Paul Winchell show was here.

Not there.

And then that's Monday night.

So if I go to Tuesday night, roller derbies on ABC from 10 to 11.

Not wrestling, but a lot of people always think of roller derby and wrestling together.

And then on Wednesday on ABC, from 9.30 to 12,

wrestling from the rainbow in Chicago.

Wow, that's two and a half hours.

And this is, wait, this is Eastern Time listings, right?

I believe so, correct.

Then that would have been 8.30 to 11.

So they were telecasting pretty much the whole card from Chicago.

And then on Thursday on Dumont was boxing from Eastern Parkway with Dennis James.

I bring that up because Dennis James was the same commentator.

And, you know, you bring up who the stars are, and sometimes you see this in the listings now, but a lot of the times back then, even though you had Gorgeous George and Raka and Vern Gagne and Luce, it was actually the commentator who got star listing on a lot of these shows.

Yeah.

And also

the way that

television worked in the early 50s,

a lot of the major markets had even more wrestling programs than were on network.

And some of the smaller markets had to,

that's why some of those sprouted up early, had to make their own.

I'll give you an example for what I've been working on here lately.

Knoxville, Tennessee didn't get television until 1953.

And I think Nashville was 1950.

I'm talking television stations, not television wrestling.

And then even in Louisville, here,

until the year I was born, 1961, there were two television stations.

So some of the smaller markets ended up, the TV stations

picked and chose what network programs they were affiliated with more than one network.

They picked and chose the shows that they wanted to carry because there were three networks, but only one or two stations in a market.

They had to split programs up.

And sometimes they would rerun the less popular network stuff.

They do the kinescope thing

and they wouldn't rerun it, but they'd run it on a weekend or a delayed time or whatever.

But a lot of programs didn't get

a lot of network programs, didn't get carried in the smaller markets at all for the first half of the 50s.

But

wrestling with Chicago and Los Angeles and the major markets that had multiple TV stations,

if you look through some of your wrestling as you like it's, which you have many times, in Chicago, there was some kind of wrestling on five nights a week on television.

So it just depended on where the outlets were.

And even here, obviously, there are different gaps in the schedule for local programming.

We're talking about just what was on the national network.

And again, we did Monday and Wednesday, and then Thursday was the boxing.

And then on Saturday

on Dumont, I don't know what exactly this show is, from 8.30 to 11, it's Saturday night at Madison Square Garden.

Not saying that's wrestling.

It could be just anything.

I don't know.

Yeah.

And then after that, from 11 to 1 a.m.,

wrestling from the Marigold in Chicago.

So there was wrestling there.

And again, this is not counting local television.

This is just what's on national.

That's three different wrestling shows.

The first one, Wrestling from Columbia Park, is a two-hour show.

The second one was Wrestling from the Rainbow.

That's a two and a half.

No, that was also two hours.

Excuse me.

And then this one here was also two hours.

So they had a lot of time.

Again, that's not counting all the shows you've heard of before from like, you know, Washington, D.C.

or Texas Wrestling, which was a syndicated show, and Wrestling from Hollywood.

And, you know, the Northeast, there were so many different television shows at different times.

They taped it in the studio on the west side that used to be the Sony Studios.

So.

Well, and god damn it where did i just see this because we've looked at the wilbur snyder book but this is a little bit before his era but scott teal crowbarpress.com also sent us the new book on ed don george but i've been flipping through things but there was a schedule that i saw

los angeles had wrestling on television i believe in either 1946 or 47, I think it was 46,

especially with, you know, obviously kind of the center of television being New York and Los Angeles and pretty much nothing else in those days.

But the station it was on,

they showed the schedule and it was like

from

midnight to fucking 4 p.m.

the next day, test pattern.

And then they'd come on with some kind of block of local program, wrestling, and then sign off or news and then sign off or whatever.

Nobody had a television.

The station was only on like four or five hours a day.

See, that's what fascinates me.

Wrestling was one night of the week in Los Angeles of it.

That no one had a TV.

This is fall 1947 evening.

And

on Thursdays on Dumont,

from 9 to 11, was wrestling from Jerome Stadium.

And then the next night

from 9 to 11 was wrestling from Jamaica Arena.

So that's a New York, that's Jamaica Queens.

Yeah.

And then there was sports from Madison Square Garden on CBS.

Sports from Madison Square Garden was on CBS as listed here on

Wednesday from 8:30 to 11.

On Thursday, same time spot.

On Friday, on Saturday,

and on Sunday.

It was a lot of sports.

I mean, there was almost nothing on the schedule.

Here's what's on the schedule.

Small fry club, doorway to frame, showcase, swing into sports, the Gillette Cavalcade of Stars, and NBC News.

Gillette Cavalcade of Stars lasted

a while into the actual, you know, early 50s era, and it was a big-time show.

Well, there it is.

I'll go through this a little further in the future so we could do a concerted segment on it.

Well, and you know what?

I don't even know if I've mentioned this to you, but

I had known again, Scott Teal, crowbarpress.com, his books are great for research, but I'd also, we had known previously from Mark James at Memphis Wrestling History.com, his books that

in Memphis,

WMC Channel 5, that was the station that Jarrett went to in 1977, that all the modern Memphis tapes are from, WMC Channel 5 is the NBC affiliate in Memphis.

And it was the first station in the market in 19, the end of December 1948.

they went on the air.

And it was then known WMCT

were the call letters.

And I think they even, they were on a different channel number than channel five when they went on the air and they had to switch over because of interference with channel four out of Nashville.

But nevertheless, I knew that they had telecast in the early 50s

at least some Ellis auditorium matches from Les Wolf's promotion before it became became a Gulis Welsh town.

But apparently that led me to chasing

some histories of Channel 5 on Wikipedia and et cetera, et cetera.

The Ellis Auditorium apparently was across the street from the original location of WMC television, and they actually did go over and telecast.

the live matches as early as when they signed on or shortly out, like in 1949,

because they were able to run the cables across the fucking street.

They had no, you know, they had no remote truck or no whatever, but they were able to extension cords and audio cables and the camera cable.

They could reach from the building across the street into the back of the Ellis Auditorium, and they had the actual cards on television for some short period of time.

But that obviously none of that exists.

I can't even imagine it was ever ever recorded on anything.

They just broadcast it.

But that's the first time I've ever heard of doing a remote by actually being able to fucking run an extension cord from the station.

That's pretty crazy.

You know, there should be like a compilation.

I don't know who would buy this book.

You and I would.

But just of all the different TV stations and radio stations, too, when they aired wrestling from like the 30s up through the 60s.

I'm fascinated by that kind of stuff.

You know, I bring up radio.

That's why I go to 30s just because it was on radio or there was some sort of radio coverage, or even if it was a local weekly segment, before TV, that was all you had, that in programs and newspapers.

Yeah.

So,

yeah,

this has been the drive-through.

Well, let's end on a good note.

This has been the drive-through.

Okay, we'll see you later.

We'll see you on the experience in a few days.

And, of course, next week on the drive-through for Jim Cornette, I'm the great Brian last.

Nice try.

Shit, I was about to hang up if you had gone more.

Well, you can't.

We haven't talked about Cornett's collectibles.

You can't have it.

All right.

Well, you know what?

As a matter of fact, I will have you know

that,

hold on, I got my notes here.

The first 200 orders

from the mayhem that happened when we went on sale on May the 3rd will be handed off to Hotchkiss Featherbottom this coming weekend, which is as we sit here, May 17th and 18th.

He'll be slapping labels on them and they'll be flying through the U.S.

Postal Service.

And more are to follow the the following weeks.

So we have this assembly line set up going.

And if you want to get in on the action for anything that may be left and all the regular type of things and attractive merchandise it is at an affordable price, jimcornet.com.

But we're going to be caught up in two weeks, I bet you.

Boy howdy.

And I got something, I got an update here.

on

a topic, Brian, that we've discussed.

And I wanted to just bring it up to the people's people's attention.

See if you've heard anything about this.

You remember we talked about the hundred men and the gorilla?

Oh, yeah, last week.

Yeah.

Well, and then it went into, you know, some other various species and mixed martial arts rules and et cetera.

But

this is from Chad, my friend Chad over in West Virginia.

He's still blind.

He says, P.S., yes, I'm still blind.

So

he heard about this.

He didn't see it, but he heard about it.

He said after hearing the drive-through about the 100-minute gorilla, it reminded me of a story from the early 2000s, where in Cambodia, a promoter of a midget fighting league was challenged by a fan saying that all 42 of his fighters could not beat a lion.

And the match was allegedly staged and ended in 12 minutes.

With 28 of the fighters killed and the rest of them crippled.

And he says you can always have Brian look up Cambodian Midget Fighting League and see if it's there.

I'll take your word for it, blind Chad.

Well,

I think we should look for this, shouldn't we?

Is this a news story that's been missed?

A lion killed 28 midgets and mauled the other ones.

What am I looking up?

Cambodian Midget Fighting League.

This is apparently, this is a story.

At least they got it by Chad.

No, obviously he knows about it Googling.

Well, you know, he and even he says allegedly now.

The Cambodian Midget Fighting League, or CMFL, is the premise of an internet hoax that was widely circulated around the internet beginning in May 2005.

The hoax was particularly significant as the article was taken on face value.

by a good deal of British newspapers and magazines.

The British are so polite they'll believe anything.

The article was reported as a tragedy at a midget versus lion fight in Cambodia.

A fan of the Cambodian Midget Fighting League challenged the league's president in response to a recent league advertising campaign that the midgets will take on anything, man, beast, or machine.

The fan claimed that one lion could defeat the entire league of 42 midget fighters.

Accepting the challenge, an African lion was flown to Kampong Chang especially for the event.

And then here's a quote.

The fight was called off after only 12 minutes, and 28 of the fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries, including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

But it's a hoax, apparently.

Ah,

well, I thought they just had different rules over there in Cambodia about animal cruelty.

Seems like you wouldn't want a bunch of angry midgets ganging up on one poor little kitty cat

i mean what kind of houses were they drawing that they had the money to fly in a lion

well now here's another thing

where what's the what's the native jungle cat in cambodia is there one couldn't they have done you know domestic uh

the domestic animals is there a like a jungle tiger or something there what's the native animal of cambodia i don't i've never gone on holiday to to Cambodia, but uh, do you think Tony Khan should bring back this concept: have a lion versus his midgets?

I don't know.

I'm

still thinking the gorilla.

I'd rather see the gorilla with his midgets.

Oh, good lord.

Well, you see, the whole world, the whole world, Brian, is a bunch of ding-dong ding bats.

That's what they are.

A bunch of ding-dong ding bats.

If you insist, yes, they are.

But this is your show.

Oh, and I forgot.

I need also, I want to, no, I want to plug the Crusade.

It's that time again.

The first Saturday in June, or first weekend in June, I should say, is the WHAS Crusade for Children.

And we will talk more about it as it comes up.

But crusade.org is the place to go, or you can watch the telethon if you're in the greater,

if you're almost anywhere in Kentucky, you can watch the thing now.

First weekend in June.

Will Randy Acher be appearing this year?

No, he's not going to.

Oh, now quit making fucking mockery of all of us, me and Randy.

I'm not making mockery of him.

I'm making mockery of you.

Well, he's no longer with us to defend himself.

For the long time listeners of the show, I'm not going to explain that to you.

Just go back and find it if you have to.

But if Brian last was messing with my...

With my mind.

I didn't do anything.

Yes, you did.

How did I do anything?

You're the one who said you saw this.

And then you said, look him up.

How old is he?

He must be 90.

He has to be at least 90.

Well, he would have been if he hadn't have died 10 years before.

It was a rerun.

It was a videotape.

I came in in the middle before the pitch.

I don't know what to tell you.

I got his autograph right over here in my office.

You were too distracted.

If you had been paying attention, maybe you would have done a 10-bell salute at OVW or something.

Oh, for heaven's i i didn't get the word in time because it was we weren't all wired up to the internet like we are now where there's breaking news just instantly appear in front of you

all right well you know before we we have a lot to get to and we have a big topic we're going to discuss early on here because uh obviously as a lot of the listeners are or most of them are probably aware sabu passed away and there's a lot to talk about there but why don't we start on a light-hearted note or two

i'm going to read you a quote that a lot of the listeners have have been sending over to me let me get your thoughts on this jim this is from dominic mysterio in an interview from the intoxicados podcast

if you go out there and wrestle 100 times and you do a moonsault 90 of the time the people are going to expect it if i give it to them 10 of the time when i do hit that moonsault Everyone's going to be like, damn, did you see that moonsault?

It's going to mean more.

And listeners, I've been sending it over.

I want to know what you think of the quote, but just

a few years ago, we talked about the idea of, you know, should Rey Mysterio leave WWE and go to AEW?

Would that be a better place for Dominic to train?

And that was before we saw him as a heel and we really didn't know what

this was going to happen.

But you always wonder about the mentality and understanding work, understanding how to work.

And it sounds like.

I mean, we see it, but it sounds like from this quote, he may have a good understanding.

Well, yeah.

And the thing is, some people are going to say, oh, but Ray does the 619.

Well, Ray's like Mick Jagger at this point.

He kind of has to do some jumping jack flash or people would be disappointed.

And he's in the later stages of his career, much as hopefully my lawnmowers are in the later stages of their work so that they can get away from the house.

But he is exactly right in that if guys, especially at his stage of the game,

just do something all the fucking time that gets a pop, yes, it will get a pop, but establish some different things besides your finish to get a pop.

Your finish should always get a pop, one would hope.

But you would also think that you've got different ways to do things and different moves to pull out depending on the kind of match and the kind of opponent and whatever.

And

he's exactly right.

If, you know, especially if he does something well, but he does it in every match, then they're going to expect it.

And it's kind of, oh, there he did, you know, the thing that they love Ray that he's still walking, right?

Well, I shouldn't even say that.

He just got hurt again, but that he's still around at this stage of the game.

But you don't want young guys to establish they have to do this, that, and the other fucking thing every time.

It's just,

nah.

I agree with it.

Especially if you're a heel.

I mean, that's one of the things we see a lot, you know, especially, I guess, any indie footage you see, but AEW, someone could be a heel,

but they're doing things to get babyface pops.

In WWE, you have heels coming out there with theme songs that people want to sing and dance to.

It kind of defeats the purpose.

Yeah, and

I agree with you also that

the singing of the music and everything

is especially hard to, it's hard for you to be a heel and it's hard for the people to want to sing the song and then boo and the singing the song is what they like because it gets them to you know be a more of a part of it

but at the same time

you know you've almost got to now they're backed into the corner where everybody knows it's bullshit and they just they want to cheer the people that they really like that are stars

And it makes it, you know, it makes it harder for the younger guys to break into that if they don't have the

cool song to sing along and the fact that, you know, the stars mostly all can fucking talk and they talk much more than they wrestle.

So we've got orators and musicians

and the wrestling just kind of gets in the way.

Hey, let me get your thoughts on one other thing.

I just was seeing this morning.

Mark Shapiro.

the TKO COO

was talking to the JP Morgan Global Technology Media and Communications Conference.

And he said that.

And by the way, can I just, wait,

what was the name of that place again?

The

J.P.

Morgan Global Technology Media and Communications Conference.

Okay, Brian, if that's a place that I ever want to go to, I want you to shoot me in the fucking head.

Well, I may not do it, but I may know someone who could help.

All right.

According to what he said here, and I have something that Brandon Thurston of WrestleNomics wrote, he defended slashing house shows by 75%,

noting profitability is up on WWE live events, and hinted further cuts to house shows.

We've talked about this in the past and tying into Dominic Mysterio, who

is one of my favorite people in the company.

I mean, for a heel, I'm not saying like, I love that heel, but

he's entertaining.

His matches may not be five-star classics in the eyes of five-star classic hunters, but there's always something.

It's always entertaining.

It's kind of, in a lot lot of respects, he may be the most classic wrestling guy there sometimes, him and live.

But he got this way without having to work extensive house shows.

And traditionally,

working frequently is the way that professional wrestlers hone their craft and figure out how to work and what works and what doesn't work.

What do you think hearing that they have already slashed 75%.

They are defending it because profitability is up because they're running less of these shows.

And they said there's going to be more cuts.

Well, and first, Dom

is not a typical case because, also, I mean, he is obviously,

I would imagine, had plenty of workouts with his dad and just talking sessions with his dad.

And I'm sure that because of his dad and because he

apparently, obviously, he's been in the system this long without getting any heat on himself.

He must be a model employee.

Everybody wants to, has wanted to help him and work with him.

Between

the way he looked when he was a babyface, the way he worked when he was babyface, we thought maybe he had

goddamn chosen wrong in his field of endeavor, but this whole dirty Dom thing has, you know, just he's blossomed.

But

I would imagine still that he's had more time in the ring or more time speaking to and learning from a veteran or veterans than most people have with his experience level, right?

So let's take him out of it.

Point being,

it's almost even house shows

are crucial

in the same way that I'm trying to figure out a way to make it relatable to

the average person in another.

Imagine you're a stand-up comic,

but

past being in a group of people who are being taught by a stand-up comic how to be funny in a fucking classroom, then you suddenly you're on television and there's nothing in between.

And you got to be funny from scratch on TV and for on video forever in front of all these fucking people.

What the fuck?

House shows are the comedy clubs.

But the problem is at the level that the WWE is now, even the house shows that they do,

you can't call Madison Square Garden a fucking laugh factory, right?

And with NXT, I don't know what their house show schedule is.

I assume they still run some type of live events somewhere, don't they?

Besides the big takeovers and PLEs or PPL, whatever the fuck they are.

They got to be running

Lake City, Florida or something, right?

Help me.

I actually don't know.

I presume, you know, we don't get a lot of people saying, hey, I went to an NXT house show in Jacksonville.

Well, that's, I was just thinking that I haven't heard about that.

No, I mean, they used to, and I quit paying attention, but now I'm wondering if they are.

Point being, you can't, you can teach all day long, but the reason why,

reason why ovw is successful and i'm not just picking that individually the reason why any

training program would be successful is if you learn and then you're able to go out and apply what you're doing in front of regular fans regular people that are going to give you the fucking feedback and so that you can

adjust and correct or you know find out whether you shit the bed or not but that shouldn't be on national television and it shouldn't be in Madison Square Garden.

It ought to be at the fucking flea market in front of several hundred people or whatever the case.

So

I don't know if cutting down the house shows at the WWE level,

especially if it means less traveling for the guys, is going to affect them anymore than the fact that, goddamn,

the ones coming through NXT better still be out,

you know, somewhere in Delray Beach, working at an armory somewhere so they'll be able to figure this shit out before they go to national television.

It's going to be really interesting to see, you know, Vince McMahon did a lot of damage to the wrestling ecosystem, which eventually affected him when he stole everyone's talent or just raided everyone's talent, however you want to say it.

and killed the system for developing talent in the process.

And it took him a long time to recover from that.

He had to have his own developmental eventually, but probably should have done that 10 years earlier, if you really think about it, because of the damage he did.

Now, with no house shows,

it's another thing that's going to hurt the next generation of wrestlers, especially if they want them to work the WWE style, not the indie style.

Well, if they want to get them before they're crippled, regardless, it's, you know, that's why

I scoff at the state of the industry because the future is being left to the indie people.

And

yeah, not a very promising or

very pretty scene that you paint there.

Well, Jim, one more thing before we move on to a big topic, and this involves you.

I saw you tweet out something the other day or retweet something.

I believe it was Inside the Ropes.

A list that they posted.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark,

if,

and then it's a list of things.

And well, yeah, and now we should, we should claim for that if it went uh past people real quickly, this wasn't inside the ropes posted.

This was inside the ropes reposted or retweeted or rewhate a list that apparently that the man himself had

uh put up and perpetrated for our consumption.

So don't blame Inside the Ropes for any kind of endorsement or authorizing of this.

Vince Russo claims your remark if you have convinced yourself that professional wrestling is real.

Real is in caps.

Yes,

the best part is just random things are.

Not even proper nouns are sometimes capitalized, and in random words are capitalized.

It's like his memos.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark if professional wrestling is the most important

thing, that's all in caps, in your entire life

vince russo claims your remark if you own a lot

that's caps of black shirts with pit stains

pit stain from shit stain

that was

hold on hold on that's why you wear a black shirt so the pit stains don't show Who has more pit stains than wrestlers wearing tight shirts?

What do you know?

Speaking of, you know, again, there was a freeze frame of him in the state of him these days where he's got the gray hair and the beard.

And for a while, he looked like, I don't know, either fucking dehydrated Kenny Rogers or some kind of grizzly Adams fucking deal.

But he was wearing a shirt that with the sleeves that had been cut out to where,

you know, just the little...

almost like a little wrestling double singlet the little shoulder pieces are hanging off of you and you can see your armpits and his

concave

pasty white fucking white boy armpits were just oh my god

but i digress vince russo claims you are a mark if

you don't just want to go in caps to a wrestling show but you want to be a part

of it part in caps i'll stop yelling these i'll just say what's in caps

It hits you in the face better like it does on his.

And I mean, he's actually even right with some of these like if you want to be part of the show you go to for anything not just wrestling you're a mark but he's so

not only obnoxious but grammatically incorrect when he does these things that it's hard to hard to really rally behind him vince russo claims you're a mark if you sing along with wrestlers theme songs at the top of your lungs

You know, again, when you use Mark, you're using it as an insult.

And that's just describing what we talked before, like 90% of the fans that are going to wrestling nowadays.

So he's

not even made at smart fans.

He's mad at the fans, fans.

Well, he likes baseball too, right?

I have no idea.

Well, no, that's because we've talked about it.

Remember when the fantasy baseball thing, that's what they all wanted to talk about in TNA was all of their baseball and their fantasy baseball of whatever.

And he loves the New York, one of the New York teams.

I don't know if

it's your beloved Mets, Brian, or whatever, but he likes.

He likes the new.

So the point is, the fans that don't they sing sometimes in baseball, too?

I mean, take me out to the ball game with a seventh inning stretch.

Oh,

in baseball, they actually get up during part of the later stages of the game and wave their hands in the air.

Well, they don't call them marks, though.

They just call them fans.

Ticket behind fans.

Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

I mean, and believe me, I'm tired of the people singing the fucking song,

especially Seth's, because I'd rather him get to the goddamn deal.

But, you know, they do that all

over.

Vince Russo claims you're a mark.

If Dave Meltzer is your god,

that's in caps.

Vince Russo claims you're a mark.

If work rate

in fake wrestling matches is important

to you,

And see, he can some way,

you know, find a way to insult both sides of the fence.

He's both deriding the people who like the play wrestling and at the same time calling the whole business fake and disrespecting the people who do it professionally.

Vince Russo claims you're a mark.

If you hate any form of entertainment in your wrestling,

his entertainment.

I mean,

I like Dominic Mysterio's entertainment to talk about what we were talking about earlier.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark if, and we'll talk about this one after, you orgasm

over Japanese wrestling.

However,

orgasm was spelled wrong.

Yes, and when I saw that, I had to get on the Twitter machine and make mention of it.

And I got 3.7 thousand or whatever of the little the little hearts over that because i said in unsurprising news vince russo does not know how to spell orgasm

he actually this is the the he went to the journalism school there in evansville indiana doesn't say much for

poor county out there um

He went to journalism school.

He went to college allegedly.

He can't spell orgasm.

I know he's had no personal experience with the

actual act, but one would think that you could spell something that you might have seen written down before.

For the record, he spelled it O-R-G-A-S-I-M.

I've never seen it spelled like that ever.

Well, you know, he spelled it out phonetically.

That's what he did.

And it's because of his weird way of

pronunciating the words.

It works in his mind.

Just hear him reading it.

This is such a bizarre manifesto.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark if you are opposed to seeing attractive women in wrestling.

If you're opposed to seeing attractive women down on their knees barking like a dog with a fucking hot dog dildo in their poop shoot, now call her a tramp.

That's people didn't want that stuff.

People were fine with attractive women on the wrestling show.

I bet what was the one the all-women show we pitched.

One of the gimmicks was toxic shock.

That's right.

Yes, if we could only have found an attractive woman to have a tampon-related infection.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark if you walk around the arena with a championship belt over your shoulder.

Now, he ain't wrong about that.

Yeah, and especially if you claim to be a recording artist.

You know, it used to be like one person, but when you have like a row of fans and you see multiple people with belts, it's like, man, that's a little off.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark if you rent space free of charge in your mom's basement.

You rent space free of charge.

Is it really rent if you're not paying it?

See, again,

his mind is cluttered.

His mind is like a hoarder's house.

There's a lot of shit in there, but it doesn't come out clearly.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark if you are part of a tribe that loves one wrestling brand and hates the other wrestling brand.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark if you hate Vince Russo.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark if you are offended by anyone.

Excuse me.

You are offended if anyone.

refers to you as a mark

Vince Russo claims you are a mark.

Wait wait a minute

but hold on here now wait a minute he may have solved this whole thing

that's the read it again

vince russo claims you are a mark if you hate vince russo

vince russo claims you are a mark if you are offended if anyone calls you a mark

so it's only if you get mad if he calls you a mark

that makes you a mark

so therefore

if you're not mad that he called you a mark, you're not a mark.

So he went, he, he's, he's, that doesn't work, does it?

No, it doesn't seem to.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark if you honestly

believe Triple H or Tony Khan are true

bookers of the year.

Oh, good Lord.

Why is he lumping them together, Triple H and Tony Khan?

That's just what I'm about to say.

It's like, it's not like Laurel and Hardy or Abbott and Costello.

It's like fucking Costello and goddamn Mahatma fucking Gandhi.

What is his?

He thinks that he legitimately thinks that he knows better than Triple H about the wrestling business at this point.

Two more here.

Vince Russo claims you are a mark if.

You cried when Cody Rhodes finished his story and beat Roman Reigns at WrestleMania.

And finally, Vince Russo claims you are a mark if you make every excuse in the book

when your brand's rating is down for the week.

All right.

He does have some points, but the problem is the biggest one is on top of his head.

And so, and he presents it in such a juvenile and childish and illiterate fashion that it's hard to get behind

substance of the issue.

Why wouldn't you proofread it?

I mean, how did the fake, the fake, how did the misspelled orgate, the fake orgasm, how did the fake orgasm,

how did the misspelled orgasm get on that?

That's ridiculous.

Hey, it doesn't surprise me.

I've been reading shit.

Well, I haven't lately, but I spent quite some time reading interoffice shit this guy wrote.

Well, Jim, let's transition away from that and let's talk about the biggest news story that's happened over the last few days.

Everyone's been talking about it since the news came out: that Sabu has passed away,

a legend of the NDC in the 90s who

was really one of the main people involved with transforming ECW from just being a regional company to something that people needed to see.

Why don't we talk a little bit about Sabu and his place in wrestling history?

And

60 years old, by the way, and just wrestled

his retirement match last month, which we'll get to.

But,

you know, here, I've been dreading this because I don't want,

I don't want people to think that I'm being disrespectful if I don't have all these great memories.

Because as I told you, I have literally, in over the past 30 years, said

hello to him in passing at a convention or, you know, a wrestling show or two, as we'll talk about, like five times.

And I'm

seeing all these guys that, you know, that he worked with and that he knew, you know, posting things and everything.

I have no

personal experience whatsoever.

And I'll explain again why we just were never in the same fucking place, almost never.

And so I don't,

I don't have any personal anecdote, but also I have

nothing personally against him

or, you know, so I am not biased in any way on a personal basis, except

what that I've, you know, heard and observed.

And you can probably

help remind me of things as well.

But

I mean,

the thing is, you have to

we'll get to this, but

you have to just be, you're not shocked anymore because it's wrestling and with the amount of people that die but still when somebody just did their retirement match last month it it comes out of the blue is what i'm trying to say as i beat around the bush

so i

i and the first time and i think i told you this also we talked about it on the phone The first time that I'd met him and just briefly was that Gordon Scazari show in 1991, right?

That had to be when it, when it was a

show was in 91, yeah.

And for those of you who don't know, real quickly, this fucking kid in Massachusetts had come into money and thought he was going to be a wrestling promoter and booked a show in

a small building in Massachusetts somewhere with the most eclectic group of wrestling personalities you've ever seen.

And

Eddie gilbert was going to be his booker and wrote the tvs and then and then didn't show up remember he didn't come to the actual tv you want to talk about a good eddie gilbert story that dark side missed when jeff gaylord attacked him at the sportatorium because apparently scasari paid him off yes to teach eddie

yeah before the guy went broke and was committed to from what i understand to a mental institution he paid jeff gaylord to beat eddie gilbert up for stiffing him on the but nevertheless at that taping

and brian Brian, you would have fucking blew snot.

He had booked the chic

because Gordon Scazar was a big wrestling fan, right?

I mean, you know, Paul Orendorf was there.

Stan Lane and I were there.

That's why I was there.

There was a variety of talent from all over the place, but he booked the chic.

The sheik brought Sabu, and some way or another,

Dr.

Mike Lano

got to be the Sheik and Sabu's manager and had a fucking turban on and was in his regular fucking Dr.

Mike Lano suit, but with a turban out there doing promos for him.

The promos.

Sabu, I think, wrestled two matches.

One of them, funny enough, was against Chris Candido.

And the sheikhs around ringside doing his thing.

Leno, who was actually at ringside shooting photos earlier that night.

Yes.

Walks out and

puts on a turban.

You say he was doing promos.

Yeah, they did a promo after the match.

He got on the mic during the match.

And as Sabu's doing moves that no one had ever seen before, he's like, look at the mighty Sabu, we've got all the money, Jushin Liger.

He's just saying random shit, no one's paying attention to him, they're trying to pay attention to the ring, but he's distracting.

And then, I believe he took photos again later that night, yes, and he went back out, yes, and and I was just sitting there watching most of the night because I was supposed to do the TV commentary, but they forgot to set up a fucking announce position, the TV crew, and they had no way to do commentary.

So, the guy said, I'll bring you back and we'll do it in post, right?

I, yeah,

it was commentaryless last time I saw it.

But,

but anyway, and yes, you're right, he did work with Candina and Tammy was there because I remember,

again, this was right as I'd met them or right after I'd met him, you know, when they were working for Dennis Cordaluzzo.

So anyway.

The point is, I knew Sabu there from, you know, seeing him.

And then, yes, the videotapes, which we'll get into.

But the next time i saw him was like 1993

i had just started for the wwf

and

sabu had some had got the tryout match and somebody retweeted it the other day it with the time code numbers on the bottom of the tape and everything so i don't know where it came from

But Sabu had gotten a tryout match.

I assume from Bruce Pritchard, probably, because I don't think Pat Patterson was paying attention to VHS tapes of, you know, indie shows at that point.

And so he was there.

And I fear he's the Sheikh's nephew.

And, you know, kids trying to get a shot because I'm talking to Vince McMahon in the hallway.

And Sabu walks through the rest.

And I made a point of saying, oh, Vince, this is Sabu, the Sheikh's nephew.

Does a lot of amazing stuff, right?

And Vince, oh, I'll be sure to watch or whatever the fuck.

And

then he had the trap match with Scotty Taylor, Scotty Too Hottie.

And they didn't get it

because he,

I think he suffered.

The fans got into it.

Well, but that's the thing is that Vince did because part of it was

Al Snow syndrome.

Because Sabu, a couple of times he tried to do the deal where he jumps and he landed on the top rope and he flipped backwards and arm dragged the guy or whatever, but it was ropes.

Whatever.

He slipped on a couple of things, but also

when he dove over the top rope, he wouldn't tell, he gave a tope or a flying cannonball or whatever it was to Scotty, and he just landed boom on the floor.

And I mean, I wasn't on the creative team at this point in time, so I was in no inner office discussions about it.

But I can tell you that Vince was didn't, he didn't get it.

That's one of the things he didn't get.

He's like, what the fuck?

This guy's going to kill himself.

Which to be, and that's it.

There it was not the style that was in any way going to be featured at that point in time.

And by the time that it was,

everybody else had already stolen all of Sebu's shit and they were already doing it.

And he never got the run to

take advantage of it.

Yeah, you know, in a lot of ways, I see him akin to Tiger Mask.

Again, there's a lot of differences, but for a few years,

everywhere Sabu went, he changed the way everyone who worked after him worked.

And in 93,

the buzz really started getting big early in the year.

He had a match for Dennis in Minnesota, NWA Grand Slam, him against the Lightning Kid, right before Sean Waltman went to the WWF.

And no one had ever seen a lot of that stuff before.

That was one of the things that got the Lightning Kid over because he was really skinny and everything, but he was doing a lot of stuff that no one had ever seen before.

And that match had a lot of buzz.

And by the time you get to the end of the year, Paul Heyman takes over as the booker of ECW,

he brings in Sabu

on a gurney coming out there.

One of his bodyguards was 911.

That was the start of 9-1-1 in ECW, and he became a big thing for a while there.

Originally managed by Hunter Q.

Robbins III, Robin Hunt, and then eventually managed by Heyman.

I think, I tweeted this out.

I'm not sure.

I think he may have been the last person managed by Heyman as Paul E.

Dangerously.

Dangerously.

As Paul E.

Dangerously.

Well, and that's,

and first of all, by the way, I think they should have stuck with it.

And that should have been the thing they always did.

The Hannibal Lecter on the board with the face thing entrance of Sabu,

that is one of the things that I liked about what they did with him and what they could have done with him.

And it's no secret.

I was in no way a fan of the actual wrestling style, which we'll get to in a second.

But the gimmick and the fucking presentation.

And again,

he could have been produced

if

he'd listened to somebody besides his uncle, he could have been produced and could have done something.

And Paul E

saw that even Paul E wasn't going to, you know, go as far as Sabu would go later on, having a top being Sabu.

But

the presentation and the gimmick, Paul E.

saw, I've got the modern day chic.

I've got to manage this personally.

And because he knew part of the deal was he can't talk.

Well, with Paul E, he didn't have to.

And he had everything else.

And Paul E was the only one in the business willing to let guys go that far at that time with the, you know, various things they went that far with.

I remember the first time I heard his voice.

That kind of threw me off.

It was backstage at a Dennis show in 95.

It was a big show at that moment for Dennis with his local guys because Sabu was on the outs with ECW because, and we'll talk about that in a minute.

Paulie turned the fans on him.

And he was working with Devin Storm, who at that time, I would say, was the top local guy for Dennis and was the top high flyer for Dennis.

And it was a big deal for us nerds into that indie wrestling.

And I think it was in Woodbridge or Woodbury.

I always get the two confusion.

Woodbury, I guess it is.

Yes.

And it was a great match.

And we all went out to eat afterwards.

But when I was with Georgie and Macropolis, and she had a good relationship with Sabu, and she, you know, oh, hi, honey.

And he started talking to him.

And I hear, yeah,

I was like, it threw me off.

I didn't know what I expected.

I expected something, but it was just very

almost like Beavis in butthead-ish, you know, the first time I heard it.

And it threw me off, but it was a spectacle.

Everywhere he went, it was a spectacle.

And back to ECW, you know, the buzz around Paul Heyman's ECW was around Terry Funk, who was doing amazing work considering his age, Sabu, and maybe a bit about Shane Douglas in the early days because of the promos.

Yeah, but then Shane wore off quick.

Well, like Dominic Mysterio talking about moonsaults, when you say fucking shit every time, it takes away the impact of the first time you said, you piece of shit.

Oh my God, I've never heard anyone say that.

But Sabu

was like kind of the face and the feel of ECW.

And when you think about tables, when you think about public enemy in ECW and then leaving ECW, going to WCW and walking to the ring with tables or the Dudleys, and quite frankly, the tables were the most popular member of the Dudleys tag team.

That all came from Sabu.

And it wasn't just using tables and matches.

He did a thing where after his matches, he'd be so upset that he didn't cripple his opponent.

He would put a table in the middle of the ring and moonsalt it himself.

And moonsalt the table, even if it would win.

And I used to say, why is he mad at the furniture?

But he'd do it two or three times if it wouldn't break.

Well, that was before they were

before they were cutting tables or trimming them or whatever they do.

So they were just not gimmick tables.

He would take in the ring and just moonsalt the shit out of them.

Well,

I got news for you.

They don't really,

I don't know what some goofball indie guy might do, but they don't cut the fucking tables.

They were a lot of times, especially back in those days, they were just grabbing whatever kind of table it was around ringside ringside to do that.

And it was feast or famine sometime, as far as what kind you got, whether it go break or whatever.

And there's

little tricks for some of these modern ones, but nevertheless, we would get bogged down.

This is the point that I'm going to make because, again, don't want to be disrespectful to the fellow that I barely had any interaction with whatsoever.

If he had been the only one,

fine, because the sheik sheik was the only one.

That's why he was a huge draw.

But when everybody in ECW, and I blame Paul more than the talent, they're just after

Paul turned the ECW people on Sabu more in a moment.

Everybody else got to steal his shit.

But the table becoming every, now you can't get around it.

You can't look away from it multiple times in every fucking match.

It's so goddamn overdone.

That's why if Sabu had been able to

have some type of protected status, as the Sheikh did,

where he was the only one with this incredible fucking over-the-top bullshit stuff,

then it would have been fucking fine.

But when everybody started doing it, now we can't get rid of it 30 years later.

And

so he's kind of like Nick Foley in that respect, taking bumps off of high fucking places.

We can't get rid of the furniture fucking either.

But Sabu never got a chance to cash in on it because everybody took his shit and ran with it.

And there was no structure to modern wrestling to make him the only guy.

And like I said to you the other day,

if you had one sheik, you had a mega box office attraction.

But if you had same territory, 18 guys working like the sheik, you were out of business.

And you know, he was one of the top stars in ECW, one of the most over guys by far.

And I think when you went to a lot of those ECW shows, you wanted to see Sabu.

There was a buzz about him.

And then

off the top of my head, the way I remember was Sabu had a tour for New Japan because he had previously been working for FMW with his uncle.

I mean, that was one of the first

clips people saw was when the ring was on fire.

He was with his uncle in that match.

Yes, where, you know, where they almost killed a sheik

and put him in the hospital with with whatever degree burns.

No, he had had a shot for New Japan and he wasn't going to be able to get back in time for the big

triple threat match or whatever that Paul had built up to.

But he got the chance to work for New Japan and he didn't want to give it up or whatever the case.

And so

Paul E did an even bigger job than Vince did on Austin when Austin walked out not to do the job to Brock.

Yeah, Paulie went in the ring and he turned Sabu into a heel in front of the ECW Arena crowd.

I don't even remember if it aired on TV or anything.

I would think it was just him trashing Sabu in front of the crowd because Sabu took the new Japan tour as opposed to the one ECW Arena date.

And again, we don't know what the communication was or anything else, but he went in there and turned the crowd on Sabu and those ECW Arena fans.

And a lot of them were smart, but a lot of them thought they were smart, but they were really just slurping up anything Paulie gave them.

And they were like fucking

like walruses, you know, just doing whatever he wanted to.

Slurp is a good word.

I like slurp.

Whether it was the flare is dead shit for Shane or whether it was the fuck Sabu chant.

And those ECW Arena fans who had gone nuts for Sabu,

Paulie could have come out there and said anything to them.

They would just change on a dime what they thought about something.

And Sabu all of a sudden became persona non-grata there.

That's when he started working for Dennis again.

And Dennis Dennis and ECW, Dennis Carluso, had always had problems going back to pre-Paul because Dennis didn't get along with Todd Gordon.

Dennis got along with Eddie Gilbert, but Dennis didn't get along with Todd Gordon.

But ECW wouldn't let their guys work for Dennis.

And a lot of those guys worked for Dennis for Terry Funk, Sabu.

A lot of those guys worked for Dennis before ECW was a thing.

So that created a lot of the problems, but Sabu went.

Remember,

that was supposed to be the handshake and the limo between Paul and Dennis for me to go to the ECW arena that time was supposed to be,

and the ECW guys could work for Dennis on their days off in Cherry Hill or whatever,

which didn't happen.

No.

And that was the year 95

where he showed up.

It was like maybe the third episode of Nitro or something.

It was sabu against Mr.

JL, Jerry Lynn in a mask.

I still don't understand why.

He was Jerry Lynn.

Why'd you have to put him on the meds?

Mr.

JL, not even a cool name.

Mr.

JL, who will figure this out?

That's why the destroyer got even bigger as Mr.

DB.

And, you know, this was the era where Nitro was only an hour.

So they still had like a bunch of shit, but nothing went longer than like six minutes.

And maybe it should be like that today, quite frankly.

And Sabu was in and out quick.

And then in 96, he returns to ECW.

And you want to talk about another thing that was really popularized due to Sabu.

If Heyman did it before, then,

I can't remember a specific instance, but the one I remember the most, turned out the lights, turned them back on.

Taz was already in the ring, and there was Sabu.

You could almost hear the fan, Sabu!

Oh, they turned back.

All he had to do was come back, and they turned back to loving him.

And that set up the big Sabu Taz thing, which may be Paul Heyman's greatest job as a promoter because he convinced people that may be a good match.

And it never could live up to the hype because they did a better job of hyping up Taz then, Sabu also.

And then they did a double switch where Bill Alfonso switched from Taz to Sabu.

And that began Sabu with Bill Alfonso and eventually with Rob Van Damme.

And you're right.

I don't,

I'm not going to say the lights had never gone out before.

But then,

again,

lights went out all the time.

And then other people started doing it.

And then they'd go out and come come back on and go out and come back on again.

So I never liked it.

I never liked it because like even that instance, Taz, I forget what Taz was doing.

Taz like beating someone up.

Lights go out.

Enough time for Sabu to run to the ring.

Lights come back on.

Taz has his hands crossed, his arms crossed.

Sabu's pointing up in his familiar pose.

And then they get ready like they're going to do something.

And then the lights go off again and everyone's gone.

Like that to me is the epitome of point.

When I was there, I was in that building one time in my life and i and the lights went out for me to come to the ring that's like the ultimate paul heyman lazy booking thing and then you're like paul why'd you do that well it worked people popped it worked yeah but it didn't have an ending it went nowhere it made no sense

yeah how did it happen who's the light man what what's going on well they worked it popped and

you know again sabu

When the WWE and ECW did their thing in 97, Sabu was involved with that.

But he was really, I think, for a lot of people.

Well, and here's the thing.

I was there that night.

Remember in 97, he didn't actually get on television

because at the Manhattan Center, it was him and Van Dam that Paul had in the,

there was some kind of motor home or not a mobile home, but a...

a motor home of a camper, as they used to call it.

And Paul was relaying back and forth what Van Dam and supposedly what Van Damme and Sabu were saying and wanted to do or demanded or whatever, but he was trying to.

That's

one of them ended up working.

I don't know if the other one did.

I can't remember.

We've talked about it before, but from a Paul standpoint, but that's when he was trying to protect his guys, but also put the heat on them rather than him, just in case something happened.

So he was communicating back as Lawler told Reggie B.

Fine on Memphis TV, come out here or bring your guy out here.

Reggie B.

Fine said, you just tell me what you want him to know and I'll delay the information back to him.

Paul was delaying the information back and forth and

Sabu never got a job again with the WWF.

I don't think.

Well, no, then they redid ECW 10 years later, right?

And then him and Van Dam got busted smoking weed in a car when Van Dam was the champion, remember?

That's right.

And they fired him again.

But, you know, him and Van Dam, he's really responsible for getting van dam on the national stage in a lot of ways because rob van dam had worked for first time i saw him was eddie manfield's iwf on sports channel in new york and then he was in wcw

briefly in the beginning of 93 as robbie robbie v

not even rob van dam robbie v and yeah he was such a bland babyface and it really it didn't do anything for me.

And then he did some all-Japan stuff because I think Dory Jr.

got him booked.

and his promos as a

you know nice karate loving baby face that it didn't really he didn't seem like he had the voice for it or anything else and then they started working with sabu his longtime friend in ecw in the summer of 96 i went to one match they had it was a nightmare it was the hottest fight it must have been like the middle of the summer it was so hot in that building the ac went down and then the ring broke and then they fixed the ring and they start sabu versus rob van dan and sabu goes to do his triple jump moonsault where he puts up the chair in the ring and he runs and he jumps on the chair and then he jumps on the top rope and he moonsaults back and the top rope, the ring broke again.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

It was just the worst night.

And that may have been the night Kimono Wanalea danced atop the ECW arena.

I'm not sure.

But Rob Van Dam getting over in ECW was because they started doing a lot of stuff with him and Sabu.

And then eventually he turned heel and it kind of clicked.

And I think the stuff with WWE was a big part of that.

The Mr.

Monday night thing, taking that back to ECW is a heel.

Yeah.

And

like I was telling you with what Vince got at that time,

Van Dam, by that point, had gained weight and had a fucking physique and the flexibility.

And cool trunks.

I've called him, well, and cool trunks, but I've called him the modern version of Argentina Raca because he did unorthodox shit, but it worked for him.

And nobody else could land on their various joints, knees, ankles, you know, in those positions, contort themselves and do that shit.

But he also looked like a goddamn top guy and a little cleaner look.

And that's what Vince was looking for.

And

with Sabu,

the difference in the work, whereas Van Dam could jump off the top rope and do the five-star frog splash and land on you and bounce and that's physically impactful shit.

But whereas sabu shit was launching himself

over or off the top rope or off of something onto somebody and you know cross fingers hope for the best in the way he landed

and vince's head would blow up at like that and i i in this case i don't blame him that much

because you're looking at and we've seen the

the uh the the highlights that they put out of Sabu's

ECW stuff and compilations and everything.

You've got to admit that

in most of those things where he's diving somewhere to take somebody through a table or into the barbed wire, whatever,

you can't apply the standard wrestling logic that we can do this, the two of us as trained professionals in this way and have a reasonable expectation of not getting hurt,

you can't apply that to that shit.

That's why Vince wouldn't fucking go for most of it.

And that's why, because that's why a whole generation of wrestlers wouldn't go for it.

And it was the younger guys that were doing this shit

because you couldn't talk anybody into it that

was at the time over and already had a job.

And I don't mean to denigrate the man.

but when i look at this stuff even today i'm going you can't

there's the thunder now brian are you hearing the thunder i thought there was no thunder over for louisville well they rescheduled it for today

you can't look at that and say okay

the people perpetrating this had a reasonable expectation that they could pull it off without getting hurt

And that's why I couldn't, I can get into the athletic aspect of wrestling wrestling and I can get into the violent part of it.

But the violent, the art of the violence of wrestling is that the violent part has to be controlled as the athletic part.

And I don't, I didn't want to be on either side pitching or catching of anything that those guys were fucking doing.

And eventually it really did go too far, at least for me as a fan.

You know, I, in 94, that was kind of the year that you got all these Sabu dream matches and all the best of Sabu compilation tapes started going around because every match he had was a thing that had to be seen.

That was the year we got Cactus Jack against Sabu because Cactus left WCW and that was like the big dream match.

Two guys that don't care about their bodies wrestling each other.

That was a big deal.

And they had a few matches.

I think they had one in Hamburg that they aired on ECW-TV later in the year.

And then that was the year that we got Sabu versus Terry Funk a bunch of times.

And

where I was going with this, because I'll come back, the match they had, I think, in 97, the barbed wire one, I love Terry Funk and I like a lot of that sabu stuff.

That was too much for me.

That was too gruesome and too far and too disgusting.

And I actually worried about people I like watching too much.

But if you go back to 94,

he has the three-way match with Terry and Shane, which doesn't really hold up as well now, but at the time, was a big deal.

And then one of my favorite ECW moments ever.

It's supposed supposed to be Terry Funk against Mr.

Hughes.

The Bruce brothers come out and attack Mr.

Hughes and beat him up.

I forget what their problem Mr.

Hughes was.

I don't know.

I've seen their tattoos.

Who knows what their problem Mr.

Hughes was?

But now Terry Funk doesn't have an opponent.

He says, I'll wrestle anybody.

Paul E.

hits the ring and says, I know who you should wrestle.

And as soon as he's done, the fans are already, sabu,

they know who it's going to be.

And he says, sabu.

And then when Terry Funk turns around, he clocks him with the phone.

And then Terry Funk goes down.

Paulie starts doing the promo to introduce Sabu is being wheeled out.

Terry puts a plastic bag over Paul's head and tries to kill him.

So then Sabu gets in there.

And Sabu and Terry have one of the best matches I think they ever had.

And

at the end, the bodyguards who had helped like bring Sabu out on the gurney and everything that were out there still.

come in there and they get unmasked and thrown out.

And it's like some of the local guys, like Donnie Allen or whoever it was.

And eventually one of them, it's Bobby Eaton, beautiful Bobby.

He hit the Alabama jam.

People are like, what the fuck?

Who's that?

And then he pulls it off and it's Bobby Eaton and the place goes nuts out of nowhere because who expected us?

Arne Anderson runs out of the back of the ECW arena.

And if you ever watch the footage, it's incredible because someone who must have been involved with ECW next to the camera yells, holy shit, it's Arn Anderson!

And it's not supposed to be there.

You could tell it's just someone terribly excited.

And they go in there and the place goes i can still see sarge mcgee in the front row like lifting his arms up he couldn't believe it and then they had the tag match i can't believe sarge could lift his arms up at that point but arm and terry funk versus sabu and bobby eaton and well and and also we should say for the again the kids out there that think we're all on drugs that was when paul got a settlement

over the copyright infringement or whatever lawsuit he had filed.

Which lawsuit was it he had filed against WCW?

See, I think it was a different one because the copyright thing for When Worlds Collide, when they did the AAA pay-per-view, funny enough, they're using that name for the thing coming up.

That's what caused November 94 against the NWA tournament in Cherry Hill in Philadelphia.

Paul E.

got Brian Pillman because he was supposed to get Steve Austin and Steve Austin couldn't do it or he was hurt.

I forget what it was.

Got Brian Pillman.

I think he got Kevin Sullivan back that night.

I think he got Sherry Martell back that night.

And I may be forgetting one other person.

No, this was some kind of settlement that he got in the some other industry.

It may have been from everything we watch.

Mike Awesome and Taz had a title match that era of time.

Anyway, Paul was always getting talent because he would sue WCW for something.

And he got Arn and Bobby that night.

And it tickled me when I heard about it because that's the same two guys I got every time that somebody could get talent from WCW.

They wanted Arn Anderson and Bobby Eaton.

Yeah, that feud went to three different promotions.

That feud went to three different promotions in a year.

That's what made it so cool.

But that year also, we got Sabu versus Too Cold Scorpio, which was again another one of those, like, holy shit, how's this going to happen?

And then my favorite was from a show Dan Farron promoted in the middle of a residential neighborhood in California.

They did Al Snow versus Sabu.

No one had ever heard of Al Snow.

Outside of people going to Michigan Independents and fans of the late, late, late version of the fabulous kangaroo.

No one had had ever heard of Al Snow until those matches from Michigan started going around to him against Sabu.

That put Al Snow on the map for a lot of people.

That's what got him booked in ECW in 95.

And those matches are great.

They brought it out to California for this show.

And it was a really, really fun match.

And at the very end, out of nowhere, because he wasn't on the card, he wasn't booked.

And this is a residential street in the middle of the day in California.

Terry Funk runs in.

And the pick starts going crazy.

Terry starts beating the shit out of them.

There's just a big fight everywhere.

The woman who ran the building freaked out because she didn't know who this man was attacking everyone.

So she calls the cops.

And now the video ends right before the cops get there.

And outside, Dan Farron, the promoter and referee here, is on the ground.

Again, middle of the day, he's on the ground.

Terry Funk is hiding under a car.

Like the chic in Chicago.

And the video ends with Terry Funk walking down the street.

There are houses there.

It's just that street.

just walking down the street, muttering to himself.

But, you know, again, Sabu and Terry Funk

during that period of time, if you were a tape trader, you wanted to see every single thing they did, no matter where it was.

And even if it was under a car on a side street in Southern California.

Yeah.

That's the thing is, I think,

especially, you know, we know that Paul E will let guys go too far and didn't, you know, particularly look out for anybody's best interests physically.

But I think in his quest to go so extreme and to go too far and push the envelope and

set people.

God damn it, wasn't Sabu in the deal where they set people on fire too?

Or where Terry got fired?

That may have been him and Terry.

Yeah, that may have been him against Terry, I think.

They swung the chair.

Yeah, and

they had to evacuate.

The lights went out as people were on fire and they had to evacuate the building.

It was filling with smoke.

Wonderful place to take the kids.

They get two-for-one admission, folks.

But

I think if Vince had been more up to date at that point and Pauli had been a little less behind the times, maybe.

And there would have been a sweet spot in the middle, Sabu as a gimmick and as a personality and with the stuff that he could do without even doing furniture in every match, or the look to, you know, bleeding constantly from any orifice or the really dangerous stuff that requires surgical repair.

And with the cool entrance and the music and a manager and the whole thing, I think he'd have made more money than he did diving off the roof through a bunch of shit in the fucking, you know, rec centers.

But

as I was saying the other day,

he took the sheik's advice on how to be a star and stay over and maintain your, your drawing power and et cetera.

But the part that he got, he skipped was the sheikh didn't do all that until he was one of the biggest, most powerful guys in the business.

and the owner of a territory.

Then he'd do whatever he wanted.

And Sabu skipped that part.

He wasn't the owner of a major major promotion or one of the biggest stars in the business before

they let him do his shit, which is why nobody on a mainstream aka high-paying basis would let him do any of that stuff.

Because with no control over it at all,

instead of the

danger with the chic was that he was going to fucking

blade somebody too deep, but he never like put anybody in a hospital for surgery.

But with

Sabu, you know, and guys cooperating with all of that

on a mainstream big money basis, you can't.

And now

they don't even let guys in modern day do shit as out of control and as recklessly as the stuff that these guys were doing in ECW and then those indies in the early 2000s.

If you look back at the clips, it's like I can't imagine how some of them were not paralyzed.

I remember Bob Barnett telling me a story that he went out east for a Joel Goodhart show, probably 91, maybe 92, but probably 91.

Actually, it had to be 91 now that I think about it.

And Sabu was booked.

I think he was in like a reverse Battle Royal or whatever it was, one of those early card gimmick matches just to get everyone on the show.

But he was driving the Sheikh's limousine.

And the Sheik was with him because I think it may have been the Sheik versus Abdullah or something.

Okay, yes.

and bob barnett somehow got to talking to them at the hotel or whatever and he was going through the building too so they were going to follow him and he said i remember tell me he goes you know it's the first time he met sabu sabu came over to my car and he said my uncle says if you get us lost he's going to cut you

and he didn't get lost he got he got to the building

the pressure is on if i'd have gotten lost i'd have just sped off and left him and just gone back home you know he had a look too you know in terms of what could have been if different things had happened or anything.

The scars all over his body, no one else in wrestling had that.

And it worked.

Not sure I'd want to go that far, but if they were already there, you could have used them.

Yeah.

It was a great look.

He had a unique look.

Even when everyone started stealing every part of

what he did.

His repertoire.

He still had a unique look, even though there were copies.

I remember when Pablo Marquez, the first time I heard of Pablo Marquez, he was a sabu ripoff called Ubaz.

Yes.

Yes.

Sabu Backwards.

Ubaz.

so i mean there was an influence uh among some people from sabu but you know he to me you know what it is a lot like mick foley because there was a the

i hate to say this but for you know it's the same thing with mick and i love mick to death and everybody knows it but they were both guys that

all that

the young male audience at the time said, I'll never look like these guys.

I'll never look like Bret Hart or Shawn Michaels or Ric Flair or whatever, but that fat guy or that little fucking scarred up guy, I could do that shit.

And it was kind of like a bonding moment for that generation.

I remember Marty Gorman being asked years ago, Marty, what's your favorite match of all time?

And his answer was, Sabu.

You know, because they didn't actually saw Sabu and was his favorite match.

And again, like I said, there was a period of time there where that's why I compare it to Tiger Mask, even though Sayama did the UWF and Sayama eventually had comeback matches later on when he, you know, was not Little Tiger Mask anymore.

For a couple of years there, everything he did influenced everything that came after him, from the weight division to the style to everything.

And I think with Sabu,

it's a lot of the same thing.

Again, for good or for bad, I'm looking at it as...

a teenage mark from the 90s, not as an industry professional like yourself.

Yes.

But if you look at where we are today, how much of of that is directly because of what Sabu started doing in front of wrestling fans?

And also, what would ECW have even been if they didn't have Sabu?

Now you're fired me up to get indignant again.

That's the problem.

Well, in all seriousness, and

I hate the fact that, again, a lot of what people were talking about over the last day or so is that he never even made a lot of big money for doing this shit and was broken down his body and et cetera.

But with Tiger Mass, yes,

you're you're correct in the same

level of influence with a completely different style, et cetera.

Because with Tiger Mask, you said, my God,

that guy's a world-class athlete.

Nobody can do that like he can.

This is amazing athleticism.

With Sabu, you're like, Jesus Christ, this guy's going to kill himself.

And I just, because

I came from the previous generation of wrestling and was trained by the previous generation from that,

I, I, I was like, what the fuck?

Why is anybody allowing this to go on, to be quite honest with you?

But it's goddamn exciting to watch.

I remember you being asked when I was probably 14 at Fan Week.

If it wasn't 14, it was 15.

You know, why don't you use Sabu?

Because again, this is the period of time where he was the hottest thing.

Even though he's working a lot for Paul, that may have caused the problem.

And you at the time, I remember, you know, not even talking about money or negotiating or anything, you couldn't wrap your head around what to do with him because he'd be a heel.

So he couldn't exactly do everything he's doing as a heel,

but you may want him to do some of those things, not necessarily in an offensive way.

Am I saying this in any way that makes sense?

Well, yeah.

See, here's the thing, and we've talked about it in a different Eddie Gilbert when we were talking about the dark side episode.

What worked in Philadelphia wouldn't work in Memphis.

What worked in Memphis wouldn't work in Philadelphia, vice versa, right?

And at the time for the audience, how do I bring Sabu in and introduce him when he doesn't speak as a babyface?

And

how does he interact with the rest of my babyfaces against the fucking heels?

It wasn't the indie style presentation that.

Paul was doing, picking up from ECW and from Joe Goodhart and all that type of thing.

It was regular weekly episodic television, monthly show, territorial wrestling.

If he was a heel and that a manager could speak for him, he'd get a lot of fucking heat doing some of that shit to Ricky Morton or whatever Tracy Smothers.

But at the same time,

there was too much margin for error with most of his.

I didn't want people to, I didn't want the fans to see that stuff because that's the problem.

Once they see it, they can't unsee it.

And then they want to see more of it.

And then you give them more.

And then gradually the stunt show aspect takes over.

And that's what they pop on rather than the personalities and the issues and what you can give them safely.

And then you have a situation where guys have to fucking hospitalize themselves on a regular basis just to give the normal performance, kind of like what we've got today.

So I was trying to slow that shit down.

Again, Sabu,

you know, when you look at the 90s, it's definitely one of the faces of wrestling in that era.

Unlike a lot of guys that were indie stars, again, independent wrestling really changed right around the time Ring of Honor became popular.

It may start a little bit before then, but that really was like the point where independent wrestling became a different animal.

But the big stars in indie wrestling were the Terry Funks, the Cactus Jacks, the Eddie Gilberts, the guys who had national TV exposure.

With Sabu, it kind of started switching.

It was all about buzz from smart wrestling fans trading tapes, which aren't necessarily the people that are going to fill the room, but they'll be in the room making noise while other people are discovering it.

And again, for good or for bad, there are very few people that had as big an influence on everything we see today than Sabu, whether it's the tables, whether it's the lights being put out to do something.

You know, a lot of these things.

And now, you know what?

A lot of people are going to say, and Coronet was taking a piss out of him for it.

No,

I took the piss out of everybody that copied it and the promoters that allowed it and the promoters that fell back on the lights as a crutch or the tables as a crutch or the people that controlled the shows not saying, okay, we're going a little too far here when we're lynching each other with fucking barbed wire around our testicles or whatever.

And if Sabu was going to have that gimmick, which was the update of the sheik, the wild, hardcore guy, but instead of cutting people with a razor blade and wrapping a snake around their neck, he was throwing them through tables.

Then it should have been protected and somebody should have been able to produce him well enough that he could assimilate into a major promotion.

So that if he was going to take that many chances with his body, which didn't

obviously, you know, he didn't emerge unscathed from that, that he would have got compensated for it.

Yeah, that is one of the sad things that apparently he did not do.

I mean, it's not a surprise when you think of some of the places he worked, but apparently he did not do very well throughout his career financially, or at least to the level of a top star in a major company.

Although, even if he did, you have to wonder if he would have still been working.

I mean, he, you know, we'll talk about it a little bit later.

He just had his retirement match a couple of weeks ago.

He hadn't really worked too much in the years before then because of

things that were happening physically.

I mean, he had gone through a lot physically, but you know, like his, like his, I was going to say his grandfather, like his uncle, not his grandfather, his uncle, ladies and gentlemen, like his uncle, the Sheik, you know, Sheik, I think, would have kept doing stuff.

As long as someone was willing to pay, the Sheik would probably find a way to get there.

No, it was Sheikh.

It was 70 when he did the, how old was he when he did the burning ring match in Japan?

He was already 70 or was he 72?

He was in his 70s when he was working for FMW, that's for sure.

Yeah.

So, yes, the point being,

because we talked about that on the sheikh dark side episode, he couldn't,

he fell on hard times financially over the

last, what, 30 years of his life?

Because of the first 40 years of his life, he established that he lived at this certain level and he couldn't

downsize and have the fame taken away and not, you know, whatever with

Sabu.

He never lived at that level, but he had the Sheikh's example to look up to.

So it was, you know,

nevertheless, they liked the limelight.

60 years old, Sabu.

And again, go back and watch some of the footage of him in 93 and 94 if you want to see him at a period of time where the fans had never seen anything like that before.

So you get some really interesting reactions from people.

But that is our look at Sabu.

You know, Jim, in the awkward transition department, Sabu had a lot of scars all over his body.

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All right.

That wasn't necessarily clean or appropriate, but here we are now.

We are in the future.

Minutes after what we just did.

Minutes after.

Jim, I know we have a bunch of big reviews.

We have the pay-per-view backlash.

We have that incredible press conference afterwards, or at least a moment of it, and then a little bit from Raw, a little bit of SmackDown.

But I know there's a little bit more about the Sabu story, apparently, that a lot of the listeners have, a lot of the listeners have been posting about or sending over.

So let's talk about this.

This is

again, this is why I say the world is ridiculous.

The wrestling business is ridiculous, because

now within, you know, 48 hours or whatever of Sabu passing away,

there's controversy over whether Jelly Nutella killed him or not.

I can't even believe I'm saying this.

And of course he didn't.

It's probably one of the only things he's been accused of.

He's not guilty of,

but just that we're having to talk about this.

We talked earlier about.

old shitstain himself, Vince Russo, using marks as a derogatory term for the wrestling fans.

And you may be a mark if that the list that he made up.

I think where we ought to use marks as derogatory terms in wrestling

is when people don't know which side of the goddamn rail to stay on.

If you're a fan and you know you're a fan and you stay in the, in the, in the seats in the arena and enjoy things, then it doesn't matter if you're a mark or not, you're not a bad Mark, but you're a Mark

like Old Russo

or like Jelly or like the guy that runs garbage wrestling that employs Jelly when you don't know enough to realize that that's all you should ever be is a fan in the audience watching something.

You see Mick Jagger on stage, so you instantly put your own band together and make yourself the lead singer.

Or

that's the problem.

And now apparently what we're finding out is,

because I'm used to legends having matches in their golden years, and,

you know, guys find a way to work around it.

And you, you know, sometimes it's okay and sometimes it's sad.

But

I've just now seen highlights.

if you can call them that of sabu's last match that he had with jelly nutella of all people

like three weeks ago or whatever.

And it's ridiculous.

And now we're finding out that he was to get in the ring to do the match, he had to take something that we're just now, we might have to Google as we're talking about it,

that we're just now hearing about.

And

Jelly was told the story

between the time the match happened and the time that Sabu passed away.

And now they're trying to walk it back, as the TV commentators say.

Oh, no, he wasn't really fucked up.

And so, what do you know about this, Brian?

I'm kind of playing catch up because I've been pretty busy.

And then all of a sudden, it was just an inundation of, again, emails to corny drivethrough at gmail.com as well as posts that tried to get through to the Cult of Cornet Facebook page.

We have one post there so people can comment on it, but then like more people wanted to just have their own posts saying what they they thought or posting it again.

It's been a popular topic of conversation, so I have a few things here.

I presume, based on everything I'm seeing, it all originated from this Yahoo Sports article by

Phil Schneider.

Sabu was Sabu until the very end.

And those aren't my gardeners, they're the neighbors, and there's nothing I could do.

My gardeners have learned.

If I scroll down here, there's some quotes.

Joining midway through this article here,

that was the impossible standard Sabu aspired to live up to.

And Lauderdale, that's the GCW promoter Brett Lauderdale, was fully aware of what Sabu meant to the fans coming to the show.

A quote, I talked to Sabu a couple days before the match, and he was telling me, my knee hurts, and this and that.

And I said, listen, Sabu.

Listen, Sabu.

I'm sorry.

Listen, Sabu.

Everybody knows you're hurting.

You're 20-something years older than the last time you did this.

People's expectations are realistic.

No one is expecting this to be born to be wired.

His iconic no-rope barbed wire match with Terry Funk.

And he said to me, good,

because it's going to be better than that.

Predictably, the night of the April 18th show was chaotic.

Nothing was going to be easy with Sabu.

Here's a quote from Jelly Nutella, his opponent.

I was fairly confident that he was fine.

I was kept in contact with him, and he has a team of people around him, guys this time.

They were all saying he was ready to go, that he was going to the gym, that he was on a training program.

I believed them until the day of the show.

Then two hours before the show, I get a call.

Sabu can't walk.

Let's just stop there for a second.

The guy's 60.

He's not 40.

It's not like, go to the gym and get ready to do this.

You know?

Well,

let me go ahead and I'll say it now so that when we get to the details here later on, you'll know what kind of people we're dealing with.

Because let's face it, Jelly

is...

He's a mark,

and that's why he's in the wrestling business.

If he hadn't been a mark for wrestling, then he'd be some other kind of con man.

He'd be selling siding or he'd be a drug dealer or some,

but because he was also a wrestling mark,

he decided to apply his natural, apparently ability to be both an attention whore, a fame whore, and a con man

to fucking get in the wrestling business because That's the most important thing to him.

He wants people to know that he's around.

He wants to be, he didn't get in wrestling because he had great athletic ability or a striking look or a wonderful physique or a natural personality to be a showman.

He got in it because he wants to be a guy that gets known for doing stupid shit on videos on the internet.

He wants to be famous in some respect.

He will, he's like the geek at the carnival.

He will, there's no depth to which he won't stoop to get some attention and when you make fun of him for being

a bloated

used condom physically and

things up he loves it because it's still people paying attention to him he's a kind if he got made national news for having projectile diarrhea in a crowded theater it'd be the proudest day of his life Well, you have to think this is not the attention he wants.

We haven't heard anything about this.

Well, no,

the first thing we hear about him is that he, you know, no, this week wasn't the attention that he wanted, but last month was the attention he wanted with this match.

Right.

He either he attaches himself to these, let's face it, girls that aren't too bright in the wrestling business, thinking giving them the line that he can get them places or he can train them or get them booked or whatever the fuck his deal is with them.

He talks to these outlaw promoters that are marks, like this Brett Lauderdale Lauderdale that does the garbage wrestling and has got more money apparently than since.

And it should have been on the other side of the rail.

But he buddies up to him.

He tried to do it with Tony Khan, but even Tony had some kind of standards and let him go.

One white claw, too many.

But he buddies up to the fucking promoter who's a mark because, oh, look, I get all this attention on the internet.

And then he lets him do these fucking garbage shows where he gets to get in the ring with talent that has at least been recognized and legitimate in the past.

And he gets his thrill by getting to,

it's like a fantasy camp where you get to perform on stage with some famous celebrity.

That's Jelly's whole fucking existence.

He's, you know, the pond scum at the bottom of the mud bug.

at the bottom of the lake that revels in,

you know, when he gets gets to come up to the surface and people go, oh, look, there's a mud bug and he pops back down.

I think you may have just coined something new for the champions of the outlaw mud show, the mud bugs.

He's the mud bug.

But anyway, so that, so they booked Sabu

in his big retirement match against Jelly Nutella, because Jelly's a mark and wanted attention.

And they're out there.

Well, before we get to what what they did when they were out there, let's get to the rest of the story about how the match put together got put together when you said

Sabu's can't walk.

Sabu can't walk.

I think that was where we ended.

And by the way, I got to double check this, but I believe they previously put them in their Indie Wrestling Hall of Fame and he note showed.

So, you know, the relationship was.

I don't know whether it was this company or somewhere else, but no,

that was last year.

He was in the hotel and he was going to be put in the Hall of Fame, but it was on the other level of the hotel.

And this is a shoot.

He refused to get in the elevator.

Sabu would not get in the elevator to go up to the next floor to do the Hall of Fame thing.

And nobody's explained to me why there were no stairs available, but that was the legitimate reason given by witnesses.

So they gave it to him this year, I guess, on a

fucking ranch house environment.

Well, back to Jelly Nutella.

What do you mean, Sabu can't walk?

They said, yeah, Sabu, something with his knee.

They're locked up.

He can't walk.

And his feet are bleeding.

He's not coming.

Sabu's not coming.

I said, Sabu's fucked.

So we talked to Matt Tremont or Traymont.

He's an indie wrestler, it says here.

And Traymont is about to be the replacement for the match.

And I feel like this is going to be the most embarrassing moment in my wrestling career.

Oh, now that's not really possible.

There's 2,000 people here.

This is one of the biggest spring breaks ever.

The biggest crowd mania weekend indie-wise.

And I'm going to have to go out there and announce that Sabu,

once again, no showed.

And no showed his own retirement match.

Brett Lauderdale was less concerned.

In the back of my mind, I knew Sabu was coming.

I never once worried.

If we didn't hear from Sabu, then I would be worried.

But the fact that he was communicating, I knew he was coming.

So now we're back to Jelly Nutella.

We are an hour into the show, and I just said, just get Sabu here.

So they gave him something called Kratom.

Kratom.

I haven't seen this word too many times.

K-R-A-T-O-M.

You could buy it at the smoke shop or something.

It's like a legal opiate or something.

A lot of things are like something to him.

They said he's hopping on the bed.

He's hopping on the bed.

We're going to get him to the show.

It's like you hear about John Kennedy got a shot from Dr.

Feelgood at the fucking Waldorf and then he was running down the hallway naked, just hopping around, just so happy.

So he shows up two hours into the show.

Sabu was on a different fucking planet.

Everyone in the back was like, what the fuck?

Is this match going to happen?

And my God, did it happen?

And then it talks about this more.

Apparently being knocked out in the match.

I didn't realize that.

Oh my God.

Well,

hold on before we go any further.

So now you've got

a 60-year-old man with a history of major injuries to his body, including he broke his neck one time too, didn't he?

Oh, Benoit in 94.

Benoit threw him straight up in the air and he came right down a minute and a half into the match or something.

Yeah.

See a a 60-year-old man with a history of major injuries in various parts of his body and a legitimate documented history of not only substance abuse, but actually overdosing at fan fests and being carted out to the hospital in front of the fans.

And you're going to book him

under the best of circumstances in a barbed wire match with some indie fucking jack off.

Was it a barbed wire match?

Yes.

Oh, watch, watch the clips on the, you know, make the garbage people some money.

They'll probably need it to defend this court case that may come up.

It was a barbed wire match where not only did Sabu

fall into the barbed wire, but actually at one point he fell out of the ring through the barbed wire and head first.

like to the floor through some furniture and shit and was knocked goofy, goofier, whatever.

But no, under the, if this was two 25-year-old guys, you'd say, well, they're fucking idiots.

They're going to kill themselves.

But this was a 60-year-old man on drugs, having been on drugs for much of his life and major injuries that they put in there on purpose.

So this fucking little cum stain

could have his markout moment in front of his 2,000 fans.

Oh, it's the biggest crowd we've ever had.

Well, back to some of the quotes here from this story.

It was an immediate sign to the audience this wasn't going to be a nostalgia match.

Sabu was going to go out on his own terms.

Then minutes later, Sabu got whipped into a barbed wire board, which was resting on the barbed wire ropes, and flipped backwards out of the ring, landing in a heap.

Here's Jelly Nutella.

He was definitely out cold.

He was done.

They were telling me me there was no way.

The refs were communicating to me there was no way he was continuing this match.

Like, holy shit.

That is the one time you want barbed wire to stop you.

He just blew right through it.

And then the sandman came out, and that was all Sabu needed.

Oh, that's all we need.

That was all Sabu needed.

The voice of reason

suddenly appears.

And that was all Sabu needed.

Then the resurrection happened.

Jesus resurrected two days later.

The anniversary.

Couldn't believe it, dude.

He was ready to go again.

I guess that concussion knocked him back into 1996 or something.

I don't know.

So let's stop for a second.

He called it a concussion.

He also said he was out cold.

Well, yes, you know, you could get a concussion without even being knocked out.

So if he was out for a, yes, that's a concussion, but

again, what this is what drives me absolutely out of my mind of why I just threw up my hands a number of years ago, pretty much gave up.

Because of indie wrestling mark bullshit

to where, yes, Bob Armstrong was in the ring when he was in his 50s and physically looked like he was in his 30s and would dwarf half the fucking AEW roster today, but we didn't fucking have him launching himself through barbed wire and

going through tables.

And the whole idea of these,

the whole outlaw bullshit, mud show wrestling mindset that these marks have for themselves, that everything's got to be wrapped up in barbed wire and falling through tables and fucking jumping off the goddamn deal.

And oh my God, did you see that holy shit thing?

If they want to cripple themselves and they're of appropriate age and feel like doing it, fine, you know, it does damage to the business, but I gave up on that because it's their own fucking fault.

But when you're just, when you're running a promotion where you will put a guy with this amount of problems in his past and in his health and in his physical health, his body,

to do stupid shit like that with this fucking, again, little fat, chubby, fucking wannabe blob

on your garbage show in front of 2,000 people.

2,000 people.

So I'll dive into barbed wire.

Good.

All I needed to do was get put in a diaper in front of 25,000 in a superdome.

If they'd have told me dive in that barbed wire, I believe I would have dove in my car and gone home.

Have we lost our fucking minds?

So,

so no,

it's their own fault for the publicity they're getting.

I don't believe that they contributed to his death, but they didn't contribute to his good health either.

They couldn't have honored him in some other way than put him in a fucking barbed wire match for a bunch of fucking goofs that fucking like that kind of shit.

Anyway, I'm sorry, continue.

Well, that's really, it seems like the end of what we need from the Yahoo story, but after that.

Well, I've got one, I've got another quote here.

From that story?

No, from Joey

defending himself.

Have you seen this?

I had another one here from an article I found on the Observer site that may be the same one you're going to.

Sure.

Well, well, you start and I'll finish.

We didn't give him Kratom.

His team did.

It's also not illegal.

And 85% of professional wrestlers do it, especially the ones on TV.

What the fuck?

So fuck you.

Sabu was a grown man.

He did what he had to do to get out there.

Hold on now.

Hold on.

Hold on.

There's more, but we got to stop there to make this point.

He said, it's also, it's not illegal.

And 85% of professional wrestlers do it, especially the ones on TV.

So

this guy is such a goddamn sleaze ball.

And this is, again,

indie wrestling doesn't have to be sleazy.

and dirty and the people involved in it just low class.

Jelly makes Russo look like he's got class.

You think 85% of the professional wrestlers making legitimate money that you see on TV from the WWE

or from billionaire Tony or even from TNA, they pay a little something these days, have to resort to truck stop opiates.

Like fucking Jelly, because he's used to gargling meth from underneath somebody's fucking bathroom cabinet.

What the fuck?

Fuck you, Jelly.

Let's go back to this.

Where did we end?

Did we end with fuck you?

So fuck you.

Sabu was a grown man.

He did what he had to do to get out there.

I took care of him to the best of my ability, and I didn't think what happened halfway through would happen.

It was all to get him one great payday and one last shine in the spotlight.

That night wasn't about me.

It was about Sabu, and I wouldn't change a

So, wait a minute, wait a minute.

Sabu was a grown man.

He did what he had to do to get out there.

So, you've admitted that this fucking 60-year-old senior citizen had to take truck stop drugs to go out there and perform the match that you booked him in, then that you came up with, and that to get him a payday, you couldn't say in a special ceremony honoring Sabu.

And the highlight of our event here, everyone come and honor Sabu, and we're going to give a portion of the gate to him for his contributions to wrestling.

He said, hey, Sabu, we'll pay you a lot of money that you need if you get in the ring with me and do this garbage bullshit.

That night wasn't about me.

It was about Sabu.

And I wouldn't change a thing because it was about me getting to wrestle Sabu.

Normally, I would never be in the ring with any big major star, but now since he's old and broke, I can pay him to do this stupid shit.

They were throwing chairs at each other's head.

They were hanging themselves in barbed wire.

They're covered in blood.

It's a goddamn freak show fucking thing, like Janelle is always involved in.

And it wasn't about Sabu, or they'd had a nice ceremony for him and give him a nice payoff and let everybody stand up and applaud him instead of making him load himself up on goddamn something that C.W.

McCall mixed up in the back of an 18-wheeler and sells out of the trunk at a gas station.

The fuck.

Well, I'll go back to sleazy.

We have more from this story, if you don't mind, before we get off this convoy here.

No worries.

No worries.

This is an update from the Wrestling Observer newsletter site in an article by Brian Rose.

GCW owner Brett Lauderdale released a statement defending his usage of sabu at last month's spring break event, saying he would never put someone in the ring who he thought would be a danger to themselves or others.

No, we're gonna let this 60-year-old man that just they said couldn't walk two hours ago.

He's gonna jump through the goddamn barbed wire to the fucking floor.

Here's a quote: Any suggestion that I, or GCW,

or Jelly Nutella forced him to do this match, supplied him with substances, or somehow caused his death, is irresponsible, disingenuous, hurtful, and false.

It's upsetting and discouraging to see people so eager to cast judgment without knowledge of the facts.

I would never knowingly put someone who I believed was a danger to themselves or others in the ring, and my track record shows this to be true.

I have pulled people, in a public and painful manner, from big matches before,

sometimes literal moments, before a match was to begin, and would do it again if I had to.

I spoke to Sabu moments before the match, and he was Sabu.

He was the same sabu I had encountered in years past when I participated in his matches as a referee and later as a promoter.

He was the same sabu I met the following day at RussellCon, and the same sabu that made multiple appearances on podcasts and at conventions in the weeks that followed.

So there's a...

Demi's been carted out of some fan fests too, to be honest.

But nevertheless,

I didn't know that.

Is that a recent thing or that happened a while ago?

I didn't know anything about

within the past few years.

I lose track of time these days, but it hadn't been 15 years, more like three or four or five.

I mean, somebody can look it up.

I'm willing to be corrected.

But yeah, they

had to take him out of more than one from what I remember.

But

before we go,

I just saw this because I clicked on this thing.

It's

Jelly's tweet and said, we didn't give him kratom.

His team did.

And it's also not illegal and 85% of wrestlers do it.

So fuck you.

Well,

he got.

like 18 responses to this because, you know, nobody follows Jelly anyway.

But of the responses, one of them is, and yet you sit here tweeting this with no shame.

You acted stupid in AEW.

You acted stupid with that flaming kick, and you act stupid and inconsiderate of actions now.

Sabu was a grown man, but so were you.

And regardless of what happened, a man is dead and you sit here doing this.

And another one said, you still wrestled a man who was 60 years old and couldn't fucking walk without taking a drug to make the pain disappear.

Have some shame, dude.

Another one says, why did you and Lauderdale kill Sabu?

Another one said, it's fine you killed a 60-year-old man because his team forced him to wrestle after you told him to do whatever is needed to force him to work.

This is all caused by his quotes.

It's not like it's

people that follow.

This is people that follow him, apparently, on Twitter because they saw his tweet.

Well, here's an opposing view.

What a complete piece of shit Joey is for this.

Nothing's stopping you from apologizing and owning up to a legend's death.

Karma's going to hit hard for sure.

But the other on the other side of it, what do they want him to say?

I'm sorry I killed Sabu.

Well, and again, you know.

Or I'm sorry that I was involved in the map.

Like, what is the mob wanting?

Because, you know, they're mad and sometimes that doesn't go away.

And,

you know, it may not be a problem.

I think some kind of shame of, you know what, we're so sorry that this is happening in hindsight.

Maybe we shouldn't have booked him to wrestle a few weeks ago or something to mitigate the circumstances to, well, fuck you.

I didn't do it.

Because that just will fuck you too, whether you did or not.

Because he's such an obnoxious twat, Joey, or Jelly, or what is his name again?

Jelly.

Jelly, Joey.

People want to dislike him anyway, because of that fucking smirky look on his little midget face.

If they start testing for creative, they're really going to dislike him.

If 85% of the business is on that shit?

And why?

If Samu needed that so that he could hop up and down on his bed and go to the show to get knocked out, what are the wrestlers on TV using it for?

Just for an energy boost?

I don't think he understands what anybody in the actual real wrestling profession is doing.

I think he's talking about a bunch of fucking indie guys because I'm sure that's all that they can afford.

But I don't think that millionaires are taking truck stop fucking heroin or whatever to,

but

regardless, they they have to

have their mark moments where they get these guys that need a fucking payoff and they're

induced to get in the ring and cooperate with this bullshit so these guys can live out their wet dreams in front of 2,000 people, which they think is a crowd and risk their

necks and their backs and their knees and

whatever the case.

And you know why they're in panic mode too, because aren't they doing stuff with WWE?

Like WWE has been working with them in the nice way they do before they destroy your company.

You know, the last thing you want is WWE saying, fuck you, because Tony ain't going to say welcome home.

Well, Well, and besides that, they just don't want this publicity

because the indie audience that's more likely to know who Sabu is than anybody else is the only audience they've got.

So they don't want to piss those people off.

But anyway, Nutella strikes again.

Maybe he ought to be the new vice president.

One killed the Pope, the other one killed Sabu.

You know, one last thing on Sabu, i just remembered he was the first guy i heard about super gluing his cuts closed

like he wouldn't go to the hospital and get stitches he would use super glue to close them yes and i mean there is some medical precedent for that

depending obviously on location of the cut and etc and conditions in the field or whatever there's but When he fucking ripped his bicep open and got somebody to run out and get duct tape and just taped his arm back together.

There's not medical precedent for that.

That's just, and that's another thing.

These fucking,

these fucking indie outlaw goofs

that were praising, oh, what a fucking beast he was.

He just taped that, the bicep is laid open to the bone, but he just taped it up with duct tape.

And they're, oh, what a guy.

Fuck you.

I'm not putting myself in that fucking position.

They'd shit themselves if they were in a good old-fashioned riot like I used to be, but at least I didn't goddamn do that to myself.

I would rather be in a riot than be duct taping my arm clothes from being ripped apart with barbed wire.

But they think that's an element of tough.

That's just kind of an element of fucking goofy.

Well, Jim,

it's my show.

Let's stay on.

Yes, it is.

Let's stay on the topic of goofy and let's talk about the world of WWE.

They had a pay-per-view,

and I would love to hear your thoughts on that.

And there was a SmackDown that there was maybe one thing worth talking about.

There was a RAW that I just gave up by that point.

But why don't we talk about a weekend of WWE festivities?

Well, really, the SmackDown was you waited two hours and 45 minutes, and John Cena came out and cut a promo.

And the promo was lovely.

As a matter of fact, they even,

the audience gave him a little prop to work with because one of the ringsiders, and there was actually from one of the people sitting underneath the hard camera, they tweeted a fan camera of this where you caught the guy that threw the bottle at Cena throwing the bottle because it came from the hard camera side.

So when you're watching the TV, you see it appear and then it lands at his feet.

This angle, you saw the guy throw it, and the security had him in like 12 seconds.

And then Cena picks the bottle up and does the bit with it where he looks at it with disdain and throws it away and says, This is what you're reduced to, throwing bottles.

Um,

yeah, SmackDown's three hours long, Brian.

And

there were matches, and there were promos, and

nothing is unprofessional,

everything's shot and produced very well.

And the work is, with the rare exception where something goes awry, very professionally done.

And then John Cena came out two hours and 45 minutes in and did a fucking interview.

And he was selling the match at Backlash and

did a good interview.

And again, I maintain I have no idea how he will be a heel when he retires and they just ain't going to care because there's no way to fucking say i'm sorry and i apologize for the level in which he is verbally eviscerating all these people is there

he can't just what does he do get hit on the head and he cures his amnesia what's going on how can this be reversed

i don't know and you know i'm really down on wwe right now i've not been enjoying the show by and large and the current angles and everything i just i'm not feeling it right now.

And

as much as I get a kick out of the Cena heel promos,

it does feel like there's like a weird disconnect between

whatever he's doing and

everything else.

I don't know.

It doesn't,

you know, the constant 10-minute promos

talking down to the fans, I think we've had that enough.

The stuff about Randy Orton was pretty good.

I mean, it was pretty harsh.

No one knows who your grandfather is.

Your dad was best known for, you know, losing or whatever it is that he said.

No, his dad was best known for having sex with his mom to produce him.

I think that's what he said.

Well, what he said was your dad was best known for knocking up your mom or the only successful thing or something to that effect.

But, you know, talking about the show.

Beyond the Cena promo,

they're kind of training me not to give a shit about the show because I can just wait for the pay-per-views and actually see stuff that matters.

And those commercials are 10 minutes long in between matches and not just in the middle of the match.

And

the week-to-week show is just not doing it for me.

And yeah, that's that's the thing is that right now there's nothing happening.

And

after WrestleMania, obviously you would think it will slow down.

A few new people will be, you know, thrown into the mix.

Few others get kicked out the door, that type of thing.

But there's nothing happening.

There's things happening, but

nothing that you really want to sit through three hours of a show to see.

I'd rather hear about it after the fact and seek out a YouTube clip of part of whatever they're talking about than have to watch that show.

Yeah.

But having said that, that was SmackDown.

So let's go to Backlash, May the 10th, St.

Louis, Missouri, sold out.

I think they said 17,000 something

people.

And

of course, it's Randy Orton's hometown.

So that's he's the main event,

the feature match that night.

But they opened up with the U.S.

title match for the fatal four-way

L.A.

Knight, Drew McIntyre, Damian Priest, Jacob Fatu.

And we love Fatu,

and and we love Drew McIntyre.

We're very, very fond of L.A.

Knight, and we'd still like Priest to grow on us.

But, goddamn,

I wrote at the top of this, it's a four-way match, so the match won't be any good.

But all four guys are over, and their work is good.

And the people are going to be, especially because Fatu's explosive.

Drew has the fucking heat.

They were loving L.A.

Knight again.

And they did give LA Night a win, believe it or not, on

SmackDown on Friday night,

which the people loved.

So

what they giveth on Friday, they take it away on

fucking Saturday.

But

nevertheless.

It was guys doing good-looking wrestling stuff to each other, and then they take turns.

One guy gets to beat everybody up for a minute.

Within five minutes, the crowd, we talked about Sabu and the legacy.

The crowd was chanting, we want tables

five minutes into the match, while nothing regarding a table was going on.

They just, everybody was going about their business normally in the match, and that crowd just started, we want tables.

I don't want any more tables.

I love, again, Fatu.

The people are really getting into him and they're chanting for him.

When he and Drew faced off, they did a big yay boo spot.

The people are on Fatu's side.

But while they did that, the other two had to disappear and hide for minutes.

You didn't see them.

And then finally,

you know, the spot comes and suddenly they reappear just fresh as a daisy.

But again, I think Fatu probably

got the people up more than anybody else in this match with, you know, the stuff that he does and when he opens up.

But finally, boom, boom, boom.

Drew had covered L.A.

Knight after the Claymore.

And

when he covered him, Priest pulled the referee out.

And then Drew and Priest went to the floor and over the rail and they're fighting in the back of the arena.

And then in the ring, Fatu missed a moonsault on L.A.

Knight, and LA Knight hit two of those elbows off the top rope and got a two count.

And people were about to

buy that there.

And then

you see Drew and Priest in the back of the arena standing on an equipment box.

And Priest chokeslams

Drew.

And of course, he goes with it the way he does it.

They go off the box through a table

that was set up next to the box.

And it looked to me like Drew went past it

and fucking landed a lot on the floor, but that took them out.

No, he definitely did.

It's not just you that saw that headfirst.

They have to.

I mean, you would never even think in the course of figuring a finish to a wrestling match.

Okay, you guys go

fight out into the back of the arena, get up on something about 10 or 12 feet in the air and take a double bump off through a table to the floor.

And then we'll do the finish in the ring.

You guys are fine.

What the?

And so, anyway, back in the ring,

L.A.

Knight and Fatu were fighting and went over the desk.

L.A.

Knight was going to go for the elbow, but Solo

pulled Jacob off the desk, and L.A.

Knight went to grab Solo, and that's where Jeff Cobb came in.

Brian,

they couldn't change that name.

They wanted to change everybody's name in the history of wrestling.

But a guy comes in to join the Samoans.

We got Solo Sokoa.

We got Jacob Fatu.

We got Tama Tonga.

We got

Jeff Cobb.

He sounds like Boomhauer's fucking neighbor on King of the Hill.

Maybe they're going to play into his actual background.

Does anybody know what his actual background is?

So we're going to find out.

And now, because they use his real name, you'll be able to do a Google search.

What is his actual background?

See, it's a mystery to me, too.

Well,

he's so intriguing in this guy.

Sounds like a star.

Nobody's ever heard of him on this level.

So you got a chance to, you know, oh, we could have a cool Samoan name for this guy, Jeff Cobb.

Fucking hell.

Well, maybe they'll give him a Samoan name.

They just had him come out and the announcers didn't play stupid.

Then why did the announcers say, oh my God, that's the hottest free agent in the world, Jeff Cobb?

That sounds like that's the most flamboyant entertainer on Broadway, Joe Smith.

Well, he's getting brought into the bloodline.

I guess the bloodline's a thing again, and he'll be given an official name.

But what did you think of Jeff Cobb's debut?

What did you think of?

I was like, well, he beat up L.A.

Night and he looked very good doing that.

And one night.

They used him better than Tony did all those times they brought him in and he would like do a job to someone or just appear randomly on AEW-TV.

One night.

Well, yes.

But,

and Fatu

looked surprised to see him and was not happy.

And Fatu finally hit the moonsault one, two, three after

Jeff Cobb had had

done damage.

That might be something.

I mean, it will be something, but Jeff Cobb versus Jacob Fatu.

I'm intrigued by that.

But now the problem is Jeff Cobb is a little vertically challenged also.

So they start getting shorter because Solo's not a giant and Jacob Fatu is not as big as he presents on television.

So they all work well together.

But then you get Jeff Cobb.

They start to get smaller.

Pretty soon we're going to have to find fucking Coco Samoa again.

Remember the original Sabu.

He was only like five foot four, but he had Jimmy Snooka's body underneath it.

Anyhow, that was the four-way match, Brian.

What did you think?

It was okay.

I'm not a big fan of these multi-man matches, as I've said dozens of times here on the show.

LA Night's still super over, and they still want to do more with the Drew McIntyre or Damian Priest stuff.

The spot where McIntyre hit the floor, you know, Triple h was asked about it at the post uh show scrum because you can't ignore it it looked bad and uh we've seen a few things recently i saw a clip from tna that someone sent me of a guy on top of a cage doing a super spinning whatever landing face first because no one caught him oh good lord on here there was no one to catch you there were crash pads and they overshot it but you know i'm not crazy about that intrigued about the bloodline seeing where they go here knowing that we say this Hicculeo is somewhere developmental.

And now they got

Jeff Cobb.

So let's see where they go.

Hiccule, Hiccule.

All righty.

So next up for the women's championship of some description, one of those women's titles,

it was Becky Lynch and Lyric Valedictorian.

And

I'm sorry, but she ain't going to get over

the name sucks.

The birds of prey outfit looks ridiculous.

She's tiny.

Her facials are bland.

Do you see her?

She doesn't,

she looks like underlying all of her expression, she's nervous and distracted.

I don't know how to explain it other than that.

But between that and the outfit, the name,

nobody, this ain't working.

I'm sure Becky and she are friends.

That's why Becky's doing this.

And,

but it just, I don't think.

Are you seeing the fans care about Lyric?

No.

And when she came out with the wings again, I couldn't believe it.

I thought maybe that was a one-time WrestleMania thing.

I didn't realize it was going to be an everytime thing.

And she starts flapping them.

And my daughter, who's seven, was here.

You would think maybe that's the audience for a young woman who's an athlete flapping her wings flaps her wings she she said why is she flapping wings flipping her wings i said i don't know i really don't know she seems like she's competent in the ring and becky lynch came back to work with her

but i have not seen

i've not seen anything that says she's going to break out i think she seems that's but i don't she's competent She's competent in the ring, but she's just doing the stuff.

There's no...

They know.

oomph.

And did you see Becky when she was getting the heat on her?

Grabbed it.

They were out on the floor and she was taunting her, Becky was in front of what I thought at first from the camera angle was Lyric's sister.

And then they said it was her boyfriend.

And then the angle switched around and I'm, my God.

I'm thinking, is he better hope she gets fired the next three weeks?

Because with her in the WWE locker room and him looking like Tiny Tim's daughter, that

relationship is doomed.

I think they said fiancé.

It's going to be a reverse Sammy Guevara.

That's what it's going to be.

Oh, look.

The only way that I knew that

when they said, and he certainly, because it looked like her goddamn ugly sister,

the fuck.

Anyhow, I'm sure he has nothing to worry about.

Nothing to worry about.

about.

After about 20 minutes of this, Becky tried to schoolgirl her and

Lyric reversed it and held her with one arm in some kind of something, one, two, three.

And then Becky got back on her and got the arm bar and the officials had to pry her off.

The end.

I'm sorry to shortchange this

classic confrontation, Brian, but that's all I got on that.

There's only so much to say.

I mean, there's only so much to say.

The match was just fine.

Again, Becky Lynch came back.

She wants to work with her.

I just don't think anyone...

I just think I'm not fully invested in lyric valid, whatever her name is.

The name sucks.

You were right.

The name sucks.

Having a bad name, you could push someone to the moon.

The name sucks.

And

the woman.

To the moon,

after the last time she came out flapping her wings, no one said, you know, maybe drop that.

Or is someone fucking with her?

Is she friends with Terry Taylor?

Like, is it like, oh no, if she really showed some personality, she would really, you know, take flight.

What?

Why the wings and why flapping them?

It's so ridiculous.

It was fine.

I don't really care about this feud in the women's division right now, despite it being one of the main things they're pushing, just because

it seems like she's

not in in above her head, but just, it doesn't feel like now's the time, I guess.

Yeah, yeah, not ready for prime time.

But

we are ready for the Intercontinental title contest between Dominic Mysterio and Pinta.

And now they're starting to cheer for Dominic.

Even though they still boo him when they're supposed to boo him because it's cool to boo him, but they like Dom now.

They like everybody.

These people are a kind and friendly bunch.

And they did dueling chants for these guys.

And,

you know, again,

both guys worked hard.

They laid their shit in.

There was lots of lucha,

but it wasn't the really insulting, overly choreographed type where they get lost and don't know what the fuck's going on.

They, you know,

they kept it to a minimum in that respect.

And

finally,

Penta does the Mexican destroyer on the apron of the ring.

There ain't a lot of margin for error there either.

And I don't know why everybody feels like it's necessary to do this shit on the apron.

If the apron moves are the only thing that brought the people into the building, you've made a mistake in your promotion.

But

Carlito came out and drew the referee's attention.

And Finn and JD

got on Penta, but Finn

waited.

He's, oh, wait, wait, let me go get a chair.

And he kind of dicked around till the referee caught him.

And as the referee's trying to kick them out, Penta, it was a cool little spot.

The referee's bending over through the ropes, and Penta runs from behind him and flips over the top of the referee and dives on the heels on the floor.

And then, as the referee is seeing that they scurry off, Penta goes the top rope, but Gable comes out with the

El Gulf of Mexico or whatever his fucking name is, the mask on, and gives Penta the loaded headbutt with his mask.

And then Dominic gave him the splash off the top.

One, two, three.

So

nice little match with about 16 people interfering, and the referee can't find his ass with both hands.

One, two, three.

Yeah, just fine.

I don't even know what to say.

I don't even know what to say.

It was just,

I'm not a big fan of the El Grande Americano stuff.

Like every match has something I'm not really crazy about.

I like Dominic.

Dominic's really getting height on that frog splash now.

And that she looks good.

But

no Liv Morgan either.

Apparently she's making a movie.

So there was no Liv Morgan.

Oh, really?

I'd like to to get a copy of that.

Is it a candid photography?

It will not be.

It will be a regular movie from a studio or someone who wants to be one.

Well, we'll look forward to that.

All righty, moving along to one of the feature events of the evening.

You know why I like this pay-per-view also, Brian?

Is because it was

less than three hours and only had five matches.

Because

if given a choice of five and a half hours and 13 matches or three hours and five matches i'll take the short one

but

it was time for gunther

to tell that pat mcafee a thing or two about wrestling and teach him a lesson and blah blah blah

And they gave the statistic, this was McAfee's eighth match ever.

Do you remember eight?

I don't remember eight.

We were talking the other day.

Was it three or four?

He had the one at WrestleMania, right?

Yeah.

Right.

Yeah, was it him against Vince?

What was the match at WrestleMania?

He was involved in the thing somehow there.

Was the actual match him against Vince?

No, no.

That was.

It was the aftermath of him against someone else.

So there were two matches, technically.

But that's when Austin came out, too.

Austin Theory?

No.

Steve Austin.

Steve Austin, wasn't it?

Well, that's one match at least.

There was the Adam Cole.

Well, nevertheless, he's had eight matches, or this was his eighth match.

He's had that now.

That's what I was saying.

I will not argue.

But I don't remember that many.

I accept your word.

And they did this right for the most part,

almost all the way through.

Gunther toyed with him.

And he got the fans behind McAfee because he's embarrassing McAfee and he's toying with him and he's throwing him around or showing him what, you know, what he can do.

And when McAfee would try to fight, Gunther would level him.

And

again, Gunther was taking his time.

He wasn't approaching it like I've, you know, he was desperate to beat this guy before something bad happened.

And he was laying the kicks and chops in and chopping the shit out of McAfee.

Whenever, you know, Pat would try to hulk up, Gunther would put him back down

and he'd play with him a little bit more.

He started inviting Cole in the ring.

Why don't you get in here?

And laughing at the fans.

And then they had to give McAfee, as we mentioned when we talked about it beforehand, they had to give him some hope spot, not just beat the shit out of him and emasculate him.

And at one point, McAfee escaped a German and kicked Gunther a few times.

And then

Gunther got up and dared him to chop him.

Go Go ahead then, Ken.

That's the way you're supposed to do it, like you insignificant peon.

And they traded a little bit and Gunther staggered, but didn't bump.

If you know, he never

through

almost the entire, you know, entirety of the match till the end never took an actual bump for McAfee.

McAfee never knocked him down till the end.

And

Gunther powerbombed him and put the crab on him.

And that's when Michael Cole got up from ringside

and was trying to cheer him on.

And McAfee tries to get the ropes, but Gunther pulls him away.

And then he sees Cole and he goes over and he grabs Michael Cole and pulls him into the ring

and goes to powerbomb Michael Cole.

And McAfee from the side saves Michael Cole.

And then Gunther boots boons.

Gunther boots

McAfee down.

down

and McAfee got a little roll up there.

And I wrote right at that point, because I'm taking notes, too long now.

That's where they McAfee should have saved Cole

and Gunther should have booted him down and fucking

pinned him and then tried to go back to Cole for a second and let McAfee come back from behind and distract him and then a bunch of people come out or whatever the fuck.

but they went too long because they're giving

they were giving mcfee it was a little too much even if the crowd liked it gunther went for a super uh suplex but michael cole did the fucking leg pull spot where mcfee came down on top and michael cole is holding the leg down like a heel manager but got a two count

and then mcafee got a sleeper

And Gunther escaped it and clotheslined him and sleepered him.

And McAfee fought up, which he shouldn't have at that point, but backed down.

And McAfee went out.

The referee rang the bell.

I think it should have been 12 minutes instead of 15, right after

McAfee saved Cole.

They were burning daylight.

I think he should have put him out of his misery right there.

But I'm willing to be argued with.

I think it should have been eight instead of 12.

But then again, they already have five matches.

They had to fill this pay-per-view.

Michael Cole

was unbearable during this match on commentary.

And then when he left, he did a good thing.

Made me realize, you know what?

I'd be okay with Wade Barrett as a Lord Layton kind of solo announcer on these shows.

I'd be perfectly fine with that.

Well, Michael Cole did apologize at the open of the match saying I can't be impartial or good.

You know, in any way.

A micro example, but the way we were saying how the rock wasn't needed for the scene to turn on Cody and it only took away from everything.

I don't think Michael Cole was needed for there to be an issue between Pat McAfee and Gunther.

And

I didn't like that part of the match, especially when Michael Cole started to get when Michael Cole's in the fucking ring.

I didn't like that at all.

It could have just been what it was, a couple minutes shorter without the commentator being the focus of the thing.

Well, yeah, and I don't even mind Gunther pulling Cole in and going to power bomb him and, you know, Pat saving him from the blind side.

That's fine.

But when when you got Cole doing the leg pull and the old manager spots,

it's too much.

It's odd.

It's out of place.

But nevertheless, Gunther reigned supreme and tipped his hat, gave a tip of the cap, if you will, to Pat McAfee on the way out.

See, I didn't like that either.

I think that's unnecessary.

He's a heel.

Shouldn't be doing that.

Yes.

Well, and also it's unnecessary that the announcer shouldn't really impress anybody with their athletic prowess, even though he has played football, I know.

But nevertheless, it was time, Brian,

for the main event of the evening for the world heavy.

Well, not even the world heavy, the WWE title, which is bigger than the world title.

Randy Orton in his own hometown of St.

Louis, Missouri,

challenging for the title against 17-time champion John Cena,

who we can't see anymore after another, another, what, 25 dates now, or is it 24?

And

we knew going into this, just because everybody's smart in the whole world,

that Randy wasn't going to win it this quick because

they've got other fish to fry while this is going on.

So we knew Orton, there was going to be no title change and Orton was not going to win.

But at least

it's a pay-per-view worthy main event against two of the the biggest names of the past 25 years.

And

it is somewhat of a box office attraction.

So I can see why they did it.

And I wish it was like the old days where you thought that

somebody might win at any point.

But since we are all smart, we knew that wasn't going to happen.

But I'm just, there was a few things I'm wondering.

And one of them is,

God damn it, I'm thinking

John Cena could have gotten a tan for this match, but it gets him more heat as a heel being that pale, doesn't it?

Well, let me stop you there.

And obviously, you're not knowledgeable about this.

And I just learned about it yesterday.

There was an article in Maybe People or something.

John Cena battled skin cancer.

Oh, geez.

Which is why he's not tanning anymore.

Well,

what about the spray on shit?

Let poison your kidneys or something?

Oh, I don't know.

I don't know.

Because I mean, I'm not like the AEW spray guy

where you look, you know,

phony or like Godfrey Cambridge, but I'm talking like a professional job where he might have just a little color to him.

Have you seen what Heyman looks like?

Have you seen what Heyman looks like?

I don't know if there is a professional out there who could do that job right.

Well,

but now we'll look what the canvas is to work with.

Even if Heyman was a slim, slight, good-looking man, it wouldn't matter.

It's the paint job I'm talking about.

Well, no.

See, they didn't bring enough to cover his whole gigantic bucket-sized head, so they had to dilute some of it with iodine.

I didn't know where you were going to go, and now I know where you were going.

Yeah.

With iodine, okay.

Anyway, so the.

The WWE history has John Seat at 17 titles, Flair at 16, and Orton and Triple H tied at 14.

And that's where we stand on that scoreboard.

And I've got to admit, this was bittersweet for me because they were having a wrestling match.

I mean, one of the first spots they did was that Cena the Heel poked Orton in the eye.

And then they did a spot which paid off with Orton poking Cena in the eye, which got a huge pop.

Rip Rogers would be proud.

That's wrestling.

And we're talking about guys that just have

nearly paralyzed themselves.

And these guys are getting a big pop in the main event of a fucking sold-out building by poking each other in the eyes.

But that's wrestling.

And they did headlocks and dropdowns and leapfrogs and shoulder tackles.

And I said,

it's great to

see that

there is a wrestling match happening again after all the stuff we have to watch, but it's a shame.

that the only guys that still have wrestling matches are between 45 and 50 years old minimum.

and i'm thinking what's going to happen when when these guys are gone and we can't see john already and nobody will be able to have a goddamn professional wrestling match because they're too worried about being

in the next year's olympics on the gymnastics team

cena took a walk and orton chased him and brought him back and the fans got up for that

Orton gave Cena the 20 punches in the corner.

The fans counted for it.

I thought he was going to break out into the full Garvin stomp, which

one of the announcers even called was it Wade Barrett?

But he didn't go all the way around him.

But the fans were batshit with Orton doing very little

because they built it properly.

And it's driving me crazy that Cena won't stop talking because he is no ventriloquist.

He ain't even fucking Paul Winchell.

You can see Paul Winchell's lips lips flapping a mile away.

And I think it's also kind of sad that Cena was trying, but Orton's work is way ahead still.

It's faster.

It's sharper.

It's crisper.

And,

you know, John was trying to keep up with him in that respect.

But again, you know, the draping DDT, when he hit that, the fans went crazy for Randy.

And then they started doing the big yay boo exchange where they got the let's go cena and cena sucks chant out of the out of the people and then orton hit the rko out of nowhere both of them were down they just started building these things into the two counts either the a the attitude adjustment or the rko

and

And then finally, Orton went for an RKO and Cena shoved him into the referee.

Cena hit the attitude adjustment, but there was no referee.

So Cena went and got the belt.

And again, this is where the WWF takes over in him.

Instead of the referee's down, I have a very limited amount of time to cheat.

I need to rush and get away with this.

Then time just stops.

I already know the referee is going to lay down until I instruct him otherwise.

I'm going to milk going to get the belt.

It's the milk hour.

And he gets the belt and comes in, but but Orton RKOs him out of nowhere, and then suddenly the referee's up and a two-count.

Oh,

and then

Orton clears off the desk at ringside, but Cena knocks him into the referee again

and posts Orton.

Orton slips the AA again, and AA's Cena on the desk.

And it kind of, you know, boom.

And then Orton pulls a table out and sets it up.

And I wrote, even them,

even them.

So disappointing.

And he AA'd John through the table at ringside.

And the referee had been down for minutes at this point.

But the fans are chanting, this is awesome.

So it's all show biz these days.

And Randy hit the RKO and covered him.

And a second referee came in and got a two count.

And then Cena went to hit Orton with the belt, but Orton ducked and nailed the, or Cena nailed the referee, the second referee.

And then Orton hit the RKO and covered him.

Why?

He just saw the referee go down.

So the fans can count to 10.

And then all the agents and Nick Aldous come into the ring and check on the referee.

We're 25 minutes into this fucking thing, right?

And Orton gets up and he's pissed off that they're checking on a referee.

So, to show his pissed-offedness, and also because he's about to get fucked, so he's got to get something out of this.

He RKO'd Aldous and all the agents in a row, like what, five or six of them.

Boom, boom, boom.

And people love that.

And then Orton goes back to Cena and he goes to punt him.

But here comes our truth.

Who is we know as long but a John Cena supporter.

And he likes, oh, no, don't kick poor old John Cena.

And Orton RKO's R-Truth, who rolls out.

And then

Cena hits Orton in the nuts and then hits him with the belt and then covered him.

And the first referee, who had been down for

somewhere around a day and a half at that point,

rolled in and counted one, two, three.

I thought they had a good match.

I thought that was overcomplicated at the end, and that's just stupid with R-Truth.

But they

apparently want to get some kind of goddamn TV match out of this.

Your thoughts, Brian.

I like both these guys, and I think Orton's work is still incredible.

John slowed down a bit,

but the finish was just just cluttered up real, real bad to me.

They were trying to give everybody a fucking out.

The finish was cluttered up and it went a while.

That all took a long time to go.

And you kind of said it without saying it.

If you say the WWE in them or whatever you said, the WWE comes out, this felt like Vince shit from 10 years ago.

That felt out of place.

Yeah.

Just too much.

And,

you know, I know Cena is not 35 years old and he's not used to wrestling a regular schedule or even a semi-regular schedule for a while.

You're not expecting him to go out there and have incredible, highly physical matches.

We're probably going to get a lot of this kind of

stuff around his matches to make them work.

But I don't know.

It was kind of a deflating ending to the show, just the way the ending went down, how long it took.

And you knew Randy wasn't going to win, but I don't know.

There's no sense of urgency anymore when anybody's trying to cheat and get away with something.

And that makes the fans not

when you've got time in your mind, when they're constantly milking, oh, the guy's got the belt and he's drawn back and he's waiting for the guy to stand up for some reason.

I want to beat this guy so he's down now, but I'll wait till he stands up and knocks him down again.

But

everything takes so long

that, yes, they're teaching that and there is some element of truth to it.

You've got to milk it.

You can't just run off and leave people or not make something picturesque to where that they see it and understand what happened in a big building.

They may have missed it, but you've also

got to keep moving from one thing to another because if people have too long

to think about what they're looking at,

A lot of them are going to come up with the right idea.

Sometimes it's either he's going to hit him or he's going to duck, one of those two things.

The more time they have to think about it and come up with their own conclusion, the less they pop when they turn out to be wrong or right

because they knew it was going to happen.

Some of the biggest pops in

finishes like that come when

shit's happening bing, bing, bing, bing, and it's shit you don't expect.

Oh, shit, dub, whoo.

That's why I used to teach in OVW, especially

that each finish,

when we're calling something for everyone to do, because however many people are involved in the match, including referees, managers, and anybody running in,

you have to account for them when you give the finish, when you lay it out beforehand.

Everybody has to have something to do and a place to be to make it all come together.

But the important thing is everybody doesn't do their shit all at the same time.

I used to tell them, okay, spotlight is on you two people to do this, boom.

But once that happens, that's when you two take over because boom, you're going to do that.

And that's when the referee and the manager are going to do this.

And the spotlight goes boom, boom, boom, because you don't want it all to happen at the same time.

People are miss it.

But you don't want it to take for fucking ever like this is where everybody's already calling it ahead of time.

There needs to be a happy medium.

Anyway,

well, that was the main event, Randy Orton versus John Cena.

And just recently, WWE uploaded to the Vault channel them against each other in OVW.

We may have to do a watch-along of that.

Everyone's begging for one.

One that you actually critiqued in the past, just not on camera or on audio.

Yes.

But Jim, you know, John Cena, Randy Orton, one thing that they learned how to do in OVW, and it has helped them well throughout their career, is learn to sell.

But not everyone knows how to sell.

And in fact, mom and pop businessman all throughout the United States and beyond, but let's focus on a

mom and pop businessman.

That's right.

It's a new era, and Main Street is a whole new thing.

But the point is,

everyone needs an online presence for their store.

Everyone needs to sell.

And here's the man to sell you on everything I just set him up for, Mr.

Jim Cornette.

I don't know what you're talking about now, Brian, but I'll tell you what, what we were talking about earlier was people that want to be

things that they're not or things that they're not capable of being.

Like Jelly Nutella wants to be a pro wrestler.

Well, sometimes when you're a kid, you want to be an astronaut or you want to be a princess or you want to be the president of the United States.

I guess that's.

The bar is fairly low there these days.

But when you grow up, Brian, as they used to say, you put away the childish things and you focus more on realistic goals instead of being a princess or a double-knot spy,

instead of going into outer space or owning your own castle, you want to own your own business.

You want to run your own little empire and make money, make profit, be a capitalist so that you can provide for your family and potentially pay child support later on when the wife leaves you and takes the little Cretans.

Well, that's just you still on the hook for it.

Let's focus on the good times for this

for the good times.

But when you've got your own business, it's a dream that lots of people share.

But you know what you're going to need, Brian?

You're going to need a website, you're going to need a payment system, you're going to need a logo, you're going to need a way to advertise to new customers.

It can be overwhelming, it can be confusing, but thankfully, you have friends, you have the people at Shopify

At Shopify, they're going to sit down on your side and they're going to

give you that right in the rib.

Say, hey, we can make you some money, kid.

You just listen to us.

And you're going to be farting through silk.

And what if you can't design a website?

Shopify's got you from the get-go.

Why, they will make you a website that's so...

delicious, you will slap your mother.

And what if

metaphorically speaking?

Well, yes.

And what if

you can slap her forehand or backhand, whatever kind of.

What if you need a hand with everyday tasks?

Everyday tasks like

speaking, speaking English and enhancing product images and writing product descriptions.

Hey, that thing sucks.

Stuff like that.

Or generating discount codes.

What about if people haven't heard about your brand, Brian?

You might say, how do I get the word out there?

Well, Shopify

helps with easy to run email and social media campaigns.

You just give them your entire address book and they will go through it.

And they will call everybody you know on the phone and they will say, hey, Joe over here is in business.

And if you know what's good for you, you're going to support him.

Elsewise, we're going to call you every goddamn day.

Shopify will not be making any phone calls.

You won't be getting any phone bills for calls made on your behalf.

Shopify will be there so that you can put your phone online and sell your products without any problems or any people causing problems every time you speak about this wonderful product yes no there won't be any phone bills they don't charge for long distance anymore brian but there's the shopify phone bank team will be harassing your customers daily and no

they won't know there will be no harassment on behalf of the fine people at Shopify or on the behalf of mom and pop businessmen all across America.

Yeah, and speaking of mom and pop businessman, Shopify has the birth records and they know who everybody's mother is and everybody's.

No, they do not.

Where do they

get out of it?

No, they don't.

Well, but because that's the way that they can go to mom and pop with all these products that you make, that you sell, that they want to help you sell.

And they can go to mom and pop and they say, we know where your kids are.

So you just buy this stuff.

And then

mom and pop have nothing to worry about.

The kids are safe.

And so

as a matter of fact,

The FBI got a phone call on tape.

The only sound they could determine was a screaming child.

And,

but, nevertheless, nevertheless, never the truth.

Never the truth.

None of that was true, ladies and gentlemen.

What we want to tell you about is the truth, which is that Shopify is there for you.

You have your products.

You need to sell them.

You need them in the biggest online

resource and storefront.

And here's Jim Corness.

Yes, and you can turn your dreams into

reality and give yourself the best shot at success with Shopify by signing up for your $1 a month trial period and start selling today at shopify.com slash JCE.

Shopify.com slash JCE, a $1 a month trial period.

where you will be put on trial and you will be cross-examined.

And if they determine

if you are a quality person that can join their team then they will make you money but just watch it don't admit to certain things and and the age of consent this is not 17.

this has nothing to do with shopify but once again shopify is there for you shopify one dollar a month how much cheaper can it be it's like shopify magic but one more time jim how can the listeners yes uh use

because they power our store arcadiavangard.com and the fine drive-through t-shirts yes they'll they will design your website they'll market your products.

They'll write descriptions.

They'll take your money and

they'll take all of the money.

No, they don't.

And then they'll give it to people.

No, no.

They will take share when the time comes.

They will take the money from, they'll take your money a dollar a month, and then they'll take the money from the other people they're selling stuff to, and then some of it will come back to you.

Well, some of it.

But they will do this all for a dollar a month.

Once again, we use them for all.

How do you know what the exact amount is?

If they they round off to the closest dollar, I don't think anybody's going to be upset.

Round off.

If this keeps going, I'm going to drink some Roundup.

Listen, ladies and gentlemen,

we're trying to let you know.

The store is there for you.

Yes.

Yes.

A dollar a month trial period.

They'll show you all this great stuff.

They'll show you all their shit for only a dollar.

That's why they wear raincoats.

Shopify.com slash JCE.

Well, there it is, that Shopify jingle that you've all come to know and love here on the show.

Jim,

before we finish with Backlash

and move on to,

again, I didn't watch Raw.

I can't.

I just can't.

But Backlash,

the show didn't end with the show, or the event didn't end with the end of the pay-per-view portion, which is never ending.

It's just the content rolls right into the next thing.

There was the post-show, and there was the media scrum.

And I guess part of what happened in the main event continued to play out in a very interesting scene in the media scrum.

Have you seen this?

Well, yes, I didn't watch the entire scrummy scrum,

but I did see the main event portion, I guess, of it.

Because Triple H is sitting there and he's talking, and suddenly John Cena comes out and stage whispers, I'd like to have a word.

So, okay, well, I didn't know this was happening.

Triple H says, but let's let the goat have his say.

And

Cena sits down and he starts talking for a minute.

And then suddenly you hear, oh, wait, where's John?

Where's John?

And R-Truth comes in.

And he's like, John, John.

You know, I can't even remember what he said.

I'm just like, oh, my God, I can't believe they're going to do this.

But he's always been the John Cena fan.

And he didn't want to leave it like that, that, you know,

they had a miscommunication or whatever.

And

Cena picks him up and gives him the attitude adjustment through the desk that they're sitting at.

But it's in a press conference atmosphere.

And I guess they didn't tell everybody this was going to happen.

And nobody knows whether to.

cheer or boo or say boo to a goose, as Adrian Street would say.

So they all, everybody in the room sits there in complete silence so the guy goes through the table and it's like somebody just did it in a library and it it

brian help me describe how odd is it when somebody awkward oh it was awkward picks somebody up and throws them through a table and nobody makes a sound in the room well i guess the first question is do you think that they anticipated everyone being like oh do you think they anticipated like everyone jumping out of their seats what do you think they thought was gonna happen i don't I don't think they thought about it.

I think that, oh, it'll be cool if, yeah, if R-Truth comes out and Cena picks him up and gives him the AA through the desk.

And I get they're building up a match again to give John a night off, a personal appearance and tights, but it, but nobody knew what to do.

So they just sat there and people come running in to check on him as he as Cena walks off and R-Truth is laying there.

And it's just complete dead silence.

It was just very odd.

It's hard having a backstage fight or a fight with no people there because there's no feedback and no, you know, crowd noise.

But in this case, it was the oddest thing I've ever seen because there were people there and there was still no crowd noise.

So

it was odd, off-putting, possibly.

It would have been nice if like Bill Apter Apter or Keith Elliott Greenberg had a run-in and tried to save R-Truth.

Just something to make it a little more believable.

Wally Yamaguchi.

Who was it?

Jimmy Suzuki.

Eddie Gilbert made bleed on TV.

Yes.

Something happened there.

What do you think of the idea of the doing this in the last year of Cena with limited dates?

In a way, the end of a long time

sub-storyline of some sort of this weird friendship/slash idolization of Cena by R-Truth.

What do you think of them doing it?

And

we'll see where it is.

Did they announce where it's going to be?

Is it going to be Saturday night's main event?

I would think it's going to be Saturday night's main event, but that's the thing.

It's an easy match for John Cena to have.

They can advertise him wrestling.

There's some type of story behind it.

R-Truth is going to

take good care of him.

So I'm not even opposed to them having that match because they they can't all be

25 minute main events you know in his last year but

the

just the aa through the fucking desk in the silent room was just odd it just it was very strange what do you think they were thinking too like all the media people like oh okay they're doing one of these things here Well, but now what kind of media people was it all website people like it would be at one of Tony's AEW scrums or was it legitimate reporters of some description?

It didn't sound like the usual suspects to me.

They had a few people ask Triple H some stuff

that I saw on the pre-show, but no point did I go, oh, I recognize that name.

None of them.

I didn't know who they were.

Well, a lot of unrecognizable names were there, and that's why they didn't know how to react.

Well, there it is.

That's the end of Saturday.

And of course, on Monday, Jim,

as has happened every every Monday, seemingly forever and ever and ever,

WWE Raw, a show that goes on forever and ever and ever,

aired on the USA Network.

And

no, it didn't.

No, it didn't.

It's on Netflix.

See, I don't even.

The other one's on.

Yeah, yeah, we don't care.

I watched the first segment because that was all the people needed to know.

They were in Louisville at the KFC Yum Center.

Well, we used to have the cool arena freedom hall, and that's the yum center.

Uh, but they did a package on last week with Paul Heyman and Seth and Braunbreaker and Jey Uso and Sammy and Punk,

and

you know, set up that story

that is that is being told now.

And then

they'd had the walk-ins, and suddenly they go to the back, and

like a mussolini

in Kentucky.

Out he comes.

CM Punk is back in Louisville, back home.

You know what, Brian?

I was, I didn't know anything about the ticket sales beforehand.

I remembered they were coming to town.

I was obviously not moved to tears by that, but

it ain't like the old days here in Louisville because they're drawing some big crowds.

They had 17,000 in St.

Louis or whatever.

They only had 10,000 or so in the Yum Center.

It seats 22,000.

And this at Lexington and Louisville in the Attitude era, I think we sold Freedom Hall out twice and Rupp Arena once.

So things have not come back everywhere.

Rup Arena's how many seats?

Rupert, well, it was sold off for a pay-per-view.

They did 20-something, 21, 22,000 people there.

Wow.

I mean, you you know,

if you had a regular wrestling setup and no television, you could get 24,000 fucking people or 25 for wrestling and ruck, but it wasn't that big.

Still,

point being, and remember that's when Triple H had to get juice and did it right in front of the fucking commission, even though it was against state law and they didn't do another fucking television or pay-per-view in.

the state of Kentucky for 15 years

because Tim Gonnerman wanted to have their license pulled, but they just ended up finding them like $20,000 or something.

Anyway,

point being

here came Punk to the ring and he's pissed off about everything, but he's most pissed off at himself because Heyman stabbed him in the back.

He did it before, but twice is on me.

I thought we had all matured and moved past that, but Paul's a fat little snake.

And Seth Rollins is the Timu CM Punk.

And Punk said he wanted to get his hands on Paul and squeeze him till his eyes pop out.

And then Heyman appeared.

And Punk said, oh, come on, penguin, get in the ring.

Come in here and explain why you did what you did.

And remember, when you choose those words, they will be your last.

And then Seth's music played.

And Seth and Bron came out.

And that got the big CM Punk chants going.

And

Seth took up for Paul and said that Punk's the problem.

And he's the reason that Seth is not champion.

And Punk said, as long as I'm on two feet, you'll never be champion.

But Seth went on for a little while and then sent Braun to the ring.

And Braun got on punk, but Punk fought back and tackled Seth.

And Braun got on punk again, and Sammy came in.

and Braun stopped Sammy.

But Paul gave Seth a chair, but Jey Uso came in, but they stopped him, but then Punk and Sammy got their own chairs, and the heels bailed out.

And they set up a tag match for Saturday night's main event.

And

it's like we talk for 10 minutes.

We're going to jump in the ring, a little dust up, make a match, get the fuck out of here.

And it worked.

And it's going to be punk and Sammy against Seth and Braun

at Saturday night's main event on May 24th, which, by the way, is the night before the pay-per-view event by the Children's Wrestling League.

And it's going to be a busy weekend.

And I know a lot of, let me just say this: a lot of people are going to say, oh, the WWE is obviously persecuting AEW.

I don't think that the WWE has that much control over NBC Television's network schedule.

Do you?

Not now, no.

So

mama says it bees that way sometimes.

But anyhow,

we will see what happens.

But that was uh, that was all of WWE Raw that I watched.

Do you think Sammy's going to turn on CM Punk?

No,

I

I really don't believe that it would be in Sami Zayn's best interest, as over as he's gotten and as popular as he is for being the pacifist and the baby face who sees the good in everybody.

I don't think he needs to stab anybody in the back anymore.

All right.

So it'll be a big boring tag team match at Saturday night's main event.

In whenever.

A few weeks.

That was raw, ladies and gentlemen.

You're just demoralized by this.

You know what?

I've just stopped enjoying their programs.

It started shortly before Mania.

You know, everyone points to a rock, but it wasn't just The Rock.

You know, it wasn't just the lateness in WrestleMania this year on the calendar.

Something's felt off booking-wise or lazy booking-wise.

Now, look, maybe part of it is,

you know, when you think of the WWF in the early 80s, the WWF that Paul Loveck would have seen as a kid,

they really gave you very little.

Yeah.

And everything took forever to happen.

Maybe this is part of that.

Because look, they're giving everyone enough to make the money they want to make.

They just had another, you know, quarterly profit announcement and was through the roof.

They're making so much money.

And they're giving people less and less.

More commercials on the pay-per-view.

There's advertising everywhere.

They're fucking mad at Morgan and Morgan in the middle of the fucking ring.

It's just, it's over-monetization.

And again, you want to make money with every angle of it.

And someone's going to go, well, you try to make money.

Yeah, there's a little bit of a difference.

They've got a sponsor for every sponsor.

this is the snickers match brought to you by towlette or just all sorts of

cody's doing really bad acting in his commercials for wheatly vodka which is a commercial in the middle of the pay-per-view he can talk about vodka but he can't come back to get even with everybody's kicked him in the balls and cody they took a lot of steam off cody everything with the rock

the cena stuff the match

The things that he did as a babyface in 2025.

Roman Reigns is like in and out.

I guess he's at it.

He was just on Invanity Fair.

They did a big article about him and his acting.

I don't know.

I thought this was going to be like a big boom year, and it feels like

they've got the elements for a boom, but they don't got the.

I mean, they've got big interest, but there's not like anything that's really just hot right now.

Or am I wrong?

Argue with me.

No.

No, I'm actually, I can't find anything to argue with.

And I'm looking.

I'm hot right now having to watch this shit.

All right.

You heard it here first.

Less reviews.

If it does good shit, we'll watch it.

Otherwise, we'll watch plenty of bad shit somewhere.

Or we'll just talk about some stupid people.

All right.

Well, Jim, that was raw.

And let's stay on the topic of people.

People being people.

They're the luckiest people in the world.

Jim.

Several listeners have sent this over to me.

Hulk Hogan did an interview with Ariel Hawani.

According to to the split screen here, Eric Bischoff was there too, obviously promoting their brand new.

I don't even know if it's theirs, actually.

Apparently, it's the guy who put up the money for the Ric Flair drink and the Hulk Hogan.

Like, it's a guy who puts up money for all sorts of like old wrestlers to have branding on projects.

This is his thing.

And here's Hulk Hogan play this audio.

Why he thinks fans are booing him.

It's been a big story.

He started getting booed a while back, but it really blew up after that raw in Los Angeles.

Yeah.

Let's hear some audio here and get your thoughts on this.

You're in a real interesting point in your life and career because I think that there's a sector of people who were with you in the 80s, who rided with you, who will always ride with you and always support you.

And obviously there are some fans who don't feel that same way anymore, who have turned against you, and we see you at RAW

and they boo you when you come out.

But then there are other fans who want to support your beer or whatever product that you're attached to.

How do you feel without beating around the bush?

How do you feel about your relationship with the you know with the public right now?

Your relationship with the people, especially coming off the last time we saw you on a major stage, was that Netflix show uh back in January at uh at the Intuit Dome?

Well, you know, they're still nipping at my heels.

You know, I can go out there and get booed.

Um, as that's just the last time I was in LA, I was Hollywood Hogan with a black beard and doing the

I should have paused there as a buffer, but that was a good point to stop it.

Wasn't Hollywood Hogan in Los Angeles?

No!

He wasn't.

No, he came out with Jimmy Hart waving the fucking flag.

That's right.

That's right.

Dressed in his golden red attire and trying to be a real American.

And they were booing the shit out of him.

He's trying to claim that he has the people in the palm of his hand where he can be a bad guy.

He's doing like the rock shit.

I can go out and be a bad guy and they'll boo me.

And I can go out and be a good guy and they'll cheer me because

I'm controlling this rather than

no, I've been so full of shit for so long and done and said so many stupid things in public and on tape that a lot of the people don't like me anymore.

He can't say that.

So he's got to act like he's in charge of it.

Well, let's go back to the Hulkster talking to Ariel Hawani on the Ariel Hawani show.

Especially coming off the last time we saw you on a major stage was that Netflix show back in Into a Dome.

Well, you know, they're still nipping at my heels.

You know, I can go out there and get booed.

As actually the last time I was in LA, I was Hollywood Ogre with a black beard and doing the bad guy thing.

I can go out there and get booed in L.A., or The Rock can get booed in L.A., or John Cena gets booed in L.A.

But when I get booed, there's a whole different reaction media-wise.

For some reason, I've laid some type of groundwork.

For some reason,

for some reason, I've laid some kind of groundwork.

Yes, you get booed more than The Rock and John Cena because the people legitimately don't like you.

They are booing The Rock because they're kind of pissed at him for screwing up their WrestleMania.

And they're booing John Cena because they know it's a work.

But with Hogan, they're booing him to say, you are full of shit.

please stop lying out your ass we are tired of you

is but what i'm doing i just now he's got i've laid this groundwork where i've done so many stupid and offensive things that that it's really working out for me now well you know i keep thinking about what shelton referenced the other day in the tweet back about how hogan should stop mentioning his name When he had to apologize at a locker room for being caught on tape, it wasn't just that he said the n-word.

It was that like he, i think the conversation was like we're all racist like it was just like some kind of crazy declaration usually people don't just declare themselves to be racist he did and then his apology to the locker room was like don't get caught you know be careful you know you're all you're all public figures you got to be careful what you do because there's somebody waiting out there with a recorder that was it

Let's go back to the Hulkster here.

And so for those that are on the team and

are riding with the train to the station, that's great.

For those that are the haters and still have a problem with me, you know, there's nothing I can do to fix that except, you know, just keep proving by my actions that, you know, I'm still in the game.

I'm still pushing hard.

You know, I took a lot of time off because I had like 25 surgeries and I was down for a long time.

And, you know, I've always loved the hunt.

I've always loved to get back in the game.

But it's always been that way with me because my whole career, I had that top spot no matter what it was, even through the 80s, it was the fastest draw.

Let me stop for a second.

Are the people booing him because they're jealous of his spot?

Yes, he goes, I've always been on top, even in the 80s.

And he's got to go back.

And again, you know, it's, it's always been, I'm the greatest.

And he's just so full of it.

He just so.

I mean, everybody has a big ego if you're a star, but you don't have to just slap people in the face with it constantly about about how it's all me and I did this and I was going to be in Metallica and I was going to be George Foreman and I was going to be this and then it's just too much.

Well, let's go back and we have more from the Hulkster.

You know, during the 80s, it was just a situation where everybody was knocking me.

Everybody was trying to knock me off that top spot.

I'll trade that.

for not being on the bottom of the card, if you know what I'm saying, or being on the bottom of the pile of life.

So for me, it's just part of the territory.

I i mean it's kind of like you know when you get booed and then you get 3.2 billion engagements all of a sudden you know and then you rock that whole world in la with how much interaction there was on the internet i'll take it okay so let me stop for a second the interaction was hulk hogan's a racist liar i want him off my tv that was the reaction from people

i'll take it 3.2 billion people said that Well, but to be fair, they asked a couple people twice.

Well, there's a little more more here.

Let's stop for a second.

He takes accountability for nothing he's ever done.

Well, and that was the problem with the apology speech for the WWF locker room that was supposed to be an apology speech and was instead, hey, guys, you know, don't get caught.

You know, I know

I'm a big star and all the attention was on me, but it can happen to you too.

They didn't like that apology.

They were expecting to hear something like, you know, I'm sorry I I use that language.

I know some of you were uncomfortable or something like that.

Could have said anything.

Could have said anything other than, don't get caught.

Make sure your best friend isn't filming you when you fuck his wife.

That's the thing I really want you all walking out of here thinking about.

Let's go back to this.

And by the way, and if that does happen, and who doesn't find themselves in that position every once in a while, don't make racist comments on the tape.

How was Hulk Hogan?

Was he good with pillow talk?

Oh, he was putting down every single fucking race and gender there is.

Let's go back to Hagen.

He hates the Italians.

Let's go back to Hulk Hogan talking to Ariel Hawani on the Ariel Hawani show.

After that, you didn't view that as some sort of like indictment on the state of your career, how people feel about you.

You felt like they were just booing the character.

No, no, no, no.

All the above, all the above.

You know, there are certain people that, you know, boo the character.

There are certain

WWE superstars that had an opinion and they had advice for me.

But I would like to ask those same guys when I go to New York or Chicago and the people cheer, you know, out of the rooftops.

You know, I would like to know what their advice is then and what their opinion is.

So it's a double-edged sword with me.

And it's always been at least part of the character.

It's part of, you know, me personally.

It's part of my professional life.

It's part of my personal life.

Let me stop it for a second.

What the fuck is he talking about?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I was hoping I'd find out.

It's all the above.

I mean, and at the end of the day, I'm just like an old scarred up seal with a bunch of scars on me.

And I'm really relatable to most normal people because a lot of people have been through the stuff I have professionally.

A lot of people have made the same, not the same mistakes, but personally made mistakes.

And I'm still relatable to so many people.

If they boo me, fine.

If they're on the team lead, that's great too.

Not hating on anybody, brother.

I'm just, I'm still here.

I'm still moving forward.

And it's kind of like the old Rocky movie depends on on how hard you can get hit, get back up and keep moving forward.

And brother, I'm always leaning into the wind.

Well, that's the end of that.

Let me just encourage Hulk Hogan.

I agree.

You got to lean into it.

Make more appearances.

You mentioned New York and Chicago.

Hit those markets next.

Yes.

They seem to be big fans of yours.

I would love to see the live reaction in New York and Chicago and then maybe do a Southwest swing.

But Jim, on the topic of Hulk Hogan, I have to to hit you with this.

This was posted the other day.

Where is the actual quote from?

Okay, apparently it's a 2009 interview that was just recently uncovered by Essie Scoops.

Hulk Hogan claimed that following Vince McMahon's purchase of the WWF from his father in 1982,

Hulk Hogan played a crucial role in educating Vince McMahon about the business.

I moved in next door to him in Connecticut and taught him all about lifting weights and riding motorcycles and partying like a madman.

Oh, good lord.

And then I taught him about the wrestling business and making money.

What are your thoughts, Jim, on the idea that Hulk Hogan taught Vince McMahon how to make money or how to learn how to make money, whatever the hell he's saying?

Or taught him anything about the wrestling business or taught him how to

ride motorcycles.

And,

well, for one thing, no, Hulk hogan

didn't live next door to vince in connecticut because you would have heard if hulk hogan had one of those giant mansions in connecticut in vince's neighborhood i believe when he did come to work there in 84 vince did have him

i don't know where exactly the house was in greenwich it's always been said they were neighbors did he did he put him down in

uh uh

Shane's house, the servants' quarters.

Oh, I don't know.

I don't know where, but

Vince had a,

actually, it was a garage with like an apartment business over the top of it in a detached building down the hill from his big mansion.

And when Shane and Marissa got married, he spent a couple of hundred thousand dollars and had it renovated into a nice house and gave it to him.

But it hadn't been renovated at the point Hogan first went up there.

You think he fucking just stuck him in the servants' quarters?

When did he have that house?

Well, I was there in

96 on the

creative team, but I was at that house, I think, in 94 at one point.

But that's 10 years after.

Could have been a different house.

Could have been.

Nevertheless,

even if he did live next door to him, everything else he said was bullshit.

Vince had already been in the business for 15 fucking years with his dad

when Hogan

began the Hulkamania fucking run or whatever.

And I think Vince was, Hogan had been in the business five years, Vince 15.

Vince was a millionaire, the owner of the company, and Hogan was a rising star.

I don't know who was teaching who what.

Well, that is the Hulk Hogan update here this week, fans.

Fans of Hulk Hogan News.

Seriously, if he thinks this is good for him, make more appearances, please.

Will they even put him on the air if he wanted to right now?

I don't know.

I don't know whether it would be

beneficial to anybody or not to put him on the air right now.

And what taught him about lifting weights?

Hasn't Vince always been jacked up even when in late 70s when he was wearing the multicolored announcer suits?

I guess what Hulk Hogan would want you to believe is that Vince McMahon saw superstar Billy Graham and then said,

I'll wait.

And then for the next six years, he didn't lift weights.

And then Hulk Hogan moved in.

He's like riding motorcycles and shitting and heads and fucking lifting weights.

Just craziness in Greenwich.

In Greenwich.

If you've ever been to Greenwich, you know that really is crazy.

But all right, that's the update on something there.

Jim?

Yes.

I believe you have an email that contains FCW Florida Championship Wrestling Talent Reports.

These hit the internet the other day.

Profiles of several wrestlers that were in developmental at that time

with comments from the trainers.

Yes.

And

boy, they got fancy.

Because I was used to the ones that they just send down, you know, typed out, whatever.

But this has pictures and graphics.

and

apparently, the times that they've been in the ring and the times they've done promos or whatever, and their stats, birthday,

day they turn pro, whatever the case.

This is quite fancy.

Yes, it is.

Indeed, I assume it is.

I don't have the previous version here, but what do you think of some of these?

Because you know these trainers, obviously.

Steve Kern, Gerald Briscoe, tom pritchard dusty

ricky steamboat yeah am i forgetting anyone uh norman norman smiley is on here i don't know him but i know everybody else uh i i got a kick out of a few of these there's evan bourne who is matt seidel right

that is cool in his younger days what year would this be from this has to be

what at least 15 years old well nemeth is there when did did you have Nemeth in OVW?

Well, that's what I was going to say.

Just about Matt Seidel.

There's nothing really,

no comments from Tom.

Dusty says, ECW, good for him.

Apparently, he went to work for ECW.

I don't know.

But

Nick Nemeth was here in OVW in 2004 and 2005,

as I recall.

And

maybe even just part of 2005.

But it has in his injury history, April 8th, he had his right, or April of 08, rather 2008, he had his right elbow drained.

So this is probably 2009-ish, 10-ish, something like that.

But nevertheless,

Gerald Briscoe comments about Nick Nimeth.

This guy is ready.

We're wasting time with Nick at FCW.

Great bumps.

Look, work.

Great moves.

Sell and can wrestle.

Move up.

Tom Pritchard, after being in the system 34 months, so if he started in OVW late 2004, this is somewhere around, well,

he was in the system longer.

Did we get him before they signed him, though?

Did he come from one of our tryout camps?

We may have had him before they signed him.

I don't know.

Anyway, Tom Pritchard feels we have to feel it's time to find a place place for Nick somewhere on the roster.

He can be an asset to any brand.

He's ready as he's going to be.

Steamboat said he's ready.

Could tell right away he was the captain in the ring.

Does everything well?

Dusty's comments, ready.

That must be frustrating, though, when all the...

And this isn't exclusive to Nick Nemeth here in this one situation.

It's other talent all throughout the years.

Everyone's saying this guy's ready, this guy's ready.

They don't

see it the same way.

It's frustrating.

That's what we say.

He's ready, giggle.

Well, the creative doesn't have anything for him.

The fire the fucking riders.

What the fuck?

That was constant.

And we've made the joke, but it was true.

It was just funny that JR one time said, rank the guys from number one through number 21 because we had 21 of them.

And in what terms of what order they're ready to come up.

And they brought up

18, 19, and 21.

They skipped over 20 because he was fucking hurt.

And it was, and, and Bruce Pritchard would normally, he knew all the guys that they, Laura Nitis and those Yahoos really wanted to succeed, the Sean O'Hares and the Jendrax and the guys that we didn't think were any good.

So he'd find ways to

compliment them and find something else to pick at about the guys that we said were ready and were model employees and ready to go

seamus is on here

uh and again his injury history march of 2008 strained right something and twisted left ankle

gerald briscoe like look and good promo white skin

Steve Kern comments, Seamus is really trying hard to understand storytelling in matches, but he still needs experience to become more more seasoned

tom pritchard progressing well has the passion and dedication needs more ring work

dusty was high on him

i don't you know i'm not understanding what the

The graphics are at the top when it says ring April 7, May 7, June 7, promo April 7.

Is that a numerical ranking?

Is that a grade?

I guess it is.

Yeah, I guess it's a grade.

TJ Wilson got a 10 in attitude.

Well, so does Seamus, actually.

So does Seamus.

So did Nick Nemeth.

Everyone just has a

attitude.

Well,

Evan Bourne only got an eight in June.

He was getting a bad attitude.

Yeah, maybe that explains Dr.

Tom Fritchard's comment.

None.

Yeah.

Dusty's comment, good for him.

Yeah, because he went to work for ECW.

Yeah.

Steve Kern comments: Matt has already appeared for ECW.

Yeah, good for him.

TJ Wilson.

Everybody was kind of high on him.

He must have been high to get that haircut.

What the hell is that?

Yeah, that's not real attractive.

The Bella twins, Nicole and Brianna Garcia Kalachi.

I feel like people should goddamn stick to a fucking name.

What is it with the hyphenated Napika name?

no hyphens

especially when your first names are already multisyllabic i like the injury history nicole february 8th strep throat strep throat brianna sinus infection from india from india

good god wasn't that wasn't steve regal they sent or william regal They sent him to India and it almost killed him, didn't it?

Wasn't that where he got that horrible disease?

I think so.

Gerald Briscoe comments, twins work well and ring as partners, have moves that work as a team, can move up, seem to have a heel attitude.

Steve Kern comments, we feel they are both ready.

Tom Pritchard, they're getting better each outing and would do well in any situation on the card or any brand.

Dusty, their improvements have been very evident.

So they must have known that somebody in the office wanted these fucking girls to go up because how could they all get this

many raves and then turn out to

do what they did?

Well, the other thing is you have to remember where we are now versus where we are then, where we were then.

How many other women were there?

How many women are on the main roster who couldn't work?

It was still the divas era.

And they were part of that, but they actually went through developmental as opposed to, you know, you win the diva contest.

Now, here's a

walk out to walk, idiot, walk by the hives.

That was the theme song for one of the diva winners.

Walk, idiot, walk.

But anyway, that's the Bellas.

What did you think of Colt Cabana?

Well, hold on,

Drew McIntyre.

He got eights in the ring, eights and a nine on promo, tens on attitude, had no injury history.

And Kern commented,

doing a tremendous job as half the tag team champions.

We've tried Drew in singles.

He seems to have more of a problem telling a story by himself, but we feel strong that Drew will be an asset.

Look forward to educating him.

Tom Pritchard said, Drew is progressing fine, has good size, finding his confidence, has become a good worker, has a lot of promise.

Dusty, Drew continues to impress, but in my opinion, is not ready at this point in time.

Steamboat, you could tell that his attitude in the ring has completely changed from when he was sent up a while back

so areas for improvement

experience and continue with in ring confidence and relax but boy he looks different back then the facial he doesn't look he doesn't look good as a young guy he looks better as a grizzled veteran the facial hair ed so much

But anyway, let's get to Coke Cabana because yes, this fucking clown was actually in developmental at this point in time.

And

how long had he been in the business at this?

We don't know what year this, somewhere around 2008, 2009.

He'd been in the business 10 years at this point.

And

let's see,

Steve Kern, Colt is pretty settled in his ways.

I don't foresee him making any changes in his work or body.

It is what it is.

And if there's a place for for him with this character he's ready that's the best honest review there

well

tom pritchard comments colt has a combination of styles that are similar to a regal and finley because that's what he was trying to do in their system was do he colt

did study world of sport wrestling and was very good at that.

And we actually on Ring of Honor shows, booked him a couple of times against one, Dave Taylor and somebody else one time that could do that.

And when he was serious and did that, you know, it was okay, but he couldn't stop being the unfunny, fun, unfunny face-making, unfunny joke-telling, unfunny match-having comedian.

And it just, you couldn't put him in the ring with anybody that you cared about wanting to use seriously because he would funny them up and then people would be laughing at him.

But Tom says he has got away from a lot of the hokiness,

at the same time, keeping some of his entertainment factor, needs to work on his body and lose the baby fat around the waist.

But I think this guy could have some entertaining and competitive matches.

He needs to combine enough showboat with wrestling, which I think he can do.

Dusty, Colt is charismatic and exciting, but most brands have seen him.

So in order to move forward with Colt, we must have some direction.

And otherwise,

we keep sending him to all these dark matches.

Tell us what you want us to do differently with him because.

Oh, is that what that means?

Yeah, well, most brands have seen him.

He had done a dark match probably on

each show they had split by then, Raw and SmackDown.

In order to move forward with Colt, give us some direction.

If you don't like what we're sending you, what do you want this fucking guy to do?

But yeah, area for improvement.

This month's initiative: get in better shape and continue to find his niche.

He's still looking.

Oh, and Tiffany, old Taryn Terrell.

Apparently, she got fives across the board on ring and promo.

Oh, no, she got a six for June for promo.

Oh, okay, for promo.

Dusty's comments, work in progress.

You know her?

I know, but goddamn, that's the lowest score that anybody got on these fucking

little grades here that slipped out.

We didn't give people, again, numerical scores and shit when I was getting these or doing these.

I got to get in the files and dig up some of the OVW stuff.

And there was never anything particularly helpful that came from the office on feedback, but we would try to encapsulate.

you know, the talent to send to the office.

This guy's a better babyface or a better heel.

This guy's in rotten shape, but he's entertaining.

This guy's guy's in great shape can't stick his thumb in his ass whatever the case we would try to give them a description instead of putting a numerical value to anything or and we figured we didn't need to put pictures on the sheet because they signed them so they knew what they look like so who would this have been going to john laurinitis his office

yeah well who yeah it would have been laurinitis then whoever was in talent relations or if Laurinitis because see that's the thing a lot of times especially when Laurinitis first took over talent relations, he didn't want to sit down and watch the OVW-TV.

So they would make somebody in the office do it.

One time they were punishing Bruce.

They made him do it.

But most of the time, for the first few years, nobody up there even, Kevin Kelly watched the TV every week because he wanted to see it.

But none of the actual goddamn office people ever watched the TV because it was a wrestling show.

They weren't going to watch that for goddamn entertainment.

And

that's why they, you know,

they had to redo everybody when they got there because they were making up all the bullshit entertainment gimmicks for them instead of concentrating on what kind of talent they had and what they could do.

So it was, it was, yeah,

keep track of the developmental talent, but fuck, let somebody else do that.

We're too busy trying to pretend to be writers up here.

Well, that's our look at FCW talent reports, report cards from some year in the past that we're not sure of.

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Jim,

we ran along with just about every single thing we had planned to do and lots of things that just popped right up.

Why don't we end with a short edition of Guess the Program to put you in a good mood, to put me in a good mood, and put the audience more importantly in a good mood.

To leave the people on an up note.

All right.

This one right here.

Let me find.

Oh, I have the tickets.

I predict I'm going to win two out of three here.

I predict.

Of course, Guess the Program.

I go through programs in my collection.

I quiz Jim.

He guesses every single detail he can

about the town, the building, the location, the wrestlers, and everything else.

We're trying for the year and the town is what we're trying for.

And here I have two ticket stubs.

Which building are these in?

These are, oh, they are here.

Okay.

The opening contest, Jim.

One fall, 20-minute time limit.

Ramon Torres

versus Fred Blassey.

Lord, the opening match.

A tag team encounter 20 minutes, one fall.

Enrique Torres

and Enrique Romero

vs.

Curtis Ayukea and Kit Fox.

The next contest, 45 minutes, two out of three falls.

Sandar Zabo

vs.

the Alaskan.

and the main event two out of three falls two-hour time limit

Luthes

versus Eduard Carpentier

she Manella Shelly all right

at first when you mentioned the Torres and a Blassey I was thinking we were going to be potentially in Georgia

But this uh then Enrique Torres is that Enrique Romero?

Is that Ricky Romero?

i would have to look i don't know let me see if there's a picture king curtis and kit five sandor zabo is an old timer but this would have been in toward the end of his career

one would think

that thez and carpentier

two out of three falls with a two-hour time limit um

That would be for the NWA title, one would think, is that after the,

I know you can't answer me, but the disputed decision which led to Carpentier and Thez both being recognized for a short period of time was in 1957

with Torres and Blassey

in the opening match.

This has got to be on, and Sandor Zabo, this got to be on the West Coast.

Well, let me just say opening match as it's listed here.

They may have added matches.

I don't know.

Well, yeah, but then also you've got King Curtis,

who would have to be almost a rookie at this point.

And what year did he start?

I'm trying to remember.

Or could this have been,

is everybody taking a vacation to Hawaii?

And he was already there.

And I don't know who the Alaskan was, but I bet you it wasn't Michael J.

York.

this is either california or hawaii from 1959

impressive this is san francisco wrestling the civic auditorium i have here ticket stubs for section f3 row d seats six and seven august 16th 1960.

Ah, and on the cover,

and this is referee magazine on the cover, Lou Thes versus Eduard Carpentier, Civic Auditorium, San Francisco, Tuesday night, two hours, two out of three falls.

International champ versus NAWA champ.

So they

obscured that a little bit.

A little bit.

Let me get another one here.

Oh, this one's interesting, I guess.

Let's pull this one out.

Jim, the opening contest:

Randy and Bill Mulkey versus Colt Steele and Jack Hart.

And by the way, Jack Hart was Barry Horowitz.

Eddie Roberts versus Mitch Snow.

Good lord, Mitch Snow

was one of the young guys that was trained by Nelson Royal up in Mooresville, North Carolina.

Brady Boone versus TJo Kahn.

And Brady Boone

High School.

But they gave him a gimmick in the WWF for a brief period.

Battlecat.

Battlecat.

That's right.

And TJo Kahn

was from Minneapolis also and came down with guys like Warlord and remember Al Blake, Vladimir Pietrov.

The Tahitian Prince versus Dennis Brown.

Diddy Brown was the former world junior heavyweight champion when it was a job guy belt.

And Dusty liked him and he used him a lot in Florida.

The Tahitian Prince

was that Samuel

Samoans.

I can't remember which one.

I'm not sure.

Ron Simmons and Scott Hall versus Shashka Watley and Ed the Bull Gantner.

Pez Watley, obviously from Chattanooga, standout amateur, broke in for Gulis and Welch in the mid-70s, was doing the Shaska Watley thing at this period of time, which is going to be 1987.

Ed the Bull Gantner had got broke in in Florida.

He had a football background, didn't last long.

Ron Simmons was a rookie

at this point, and maybe he started 86.

Ed Scott Hall was still floating around before he was going to be

more famous when he became a Cuban.

Keep going.

For a tag title, I will not name.

No disqualification.

The mod squad, Basher and Spike

versus the Southern boys, Steve Armstrong and Tracy Smothers.

Did the mod squad have their manager, J.D.

Costello, with them?

He is not listed here, and here's a picture.

No, it appears they may be managed by Bill Dundee.

Aha, yes, as a matter of fact, they were now that you think about it.

Because

Dundee, well, now that may have been a picture from Kansas City, though, because Dundee was with them when they were in Kansas City.

Keep going, and then I'll explain all of this.

For a title I will not name, Mike Rotunda versus Kevin Sullivan,

and the main event

Barry Wyndham versus Big Bubba.

No trouble.

This was in Florida, first of all, and it was after that Crockett Promotions had bought Florida Championship Wrestling or Championship Wrestling from Florida, whatever the legal title was.

They bought the territory.

The Mokies were there because Dusty wanted to reward Randy and Bill for those

memorable TV matches and

dedication and their determination.

And he sent them to a territory.

And it said, Colt Steele, another guy, the world's biggest calves, was trained by Nelson Royal up in Mooresville.

Barry Horowitz at that time had worked Florida before for Dusty.

Mitch Snow and Brady Boone, T.

Joe Kahn, Denny Brown, they were all guys that had worked for Crockett underneath and were getting a chance to be more featured.

The mod squad was Mac and Jim Jeffers from

Greenville, South Carolina.

And

they were a brother team that did jobs on Crockett's TV, but J.D.

Costello had been

the goddamn ring announcer in Greenville and

wanted to be a wrestling manager and had was friends with Mac and Jim.

and paid to have a video done with them as this gimmick, the mod squad, where they were the police brutality thing, and he was their manager in the odd suits.

And I called Randy Hales and got him booked in Memphis for a little while at one point.

And then they came back home and Dusty wanted to use the mod squad gimmick.

So he sent them at one point to Kansas City and when they bought that and then at one point to Florida.

And Steve Armstrong and Tracy Smothers, the Southern boys.

That's it, they had been in Florida when they bought the territory.

And that was the first time we got to work with them on a couple of the Crockett TVs in 87,

three years before they came into the rest of the territory.

And

Barry Wyndham, Mike Rotunda, Kevin Sullivan, Florida names, and Bubba in the main event with Barry, because

this was during the period of time

Dusty had started Bubba in spring of 86,

worked the angle with him and

Dusty and Bubba through the bashes in 86 and the summer and the fall

and then as 87 started they'd bought kansas city wanted to send bubba to kansas city for a little while he sent him to florida and then he sent him to the uwf when they bought watts out and put the uwf belt on him because

he was so

uh

confident in bubba he wanted to make him more than just my bodyguard he was going to become a top heel and that's why he was sending him to these different places and putting belts on him, letting him work as a single.

Akbar managed him in the UWF.

And he was always being pushed in these places, even if he wasn't on the national TV, because the thought was to bring him back to Charlotte and,

you know, have him main event Starcade one day.

But

things got in the way of that.

He got a shitty payoff for Starcade 87, and Hulk Hogan needed an opponent, and the big boss man was born.

But so this was Florida, and I would bet you by the number of matches, even though there wasn't a lot of high-priced talent, this had to be

either St.

Petersburg at the Bayfront Center, if they were still running that big a building, or Tampa, or potentially Miami Beach.

And it was definitely in the later stages of or the mid-stages, summertime of 1987

the day how close am i you're pretty close

i'll tell you the town because that you missed completely on that fort myers the lee civic center fort myers all right friday april 17th 1987

and they were having one two three four five six seven eight matches in fort myers which wasn't a major market town, but but all these guys were cheap and they all needed experience.

Well, let me ask you this because I have a program.

I actually got a bunch of programs from this period of time recently.

This is 10 days earlier, April 7th, in Tallahassee.

Pretty much the same crew with one big difference.

Well, Rick Flair is in the main event against Barry Wyndham.

They spell his name wrong here in the program.

But it's the Mod Squad and the Southern Boys for the Florida tag titles.

I didn't say before.

Rotunda, Florida Heavyweight Champion versus Ed Gantner, Brady Boone versus Shashka Watley.

The Mulkies versus Eddie Roberts and Mitch Snow,

Kevin Sullivan, T.

Joe Khan, and the Tahitian Prince, and I think it is Samu,

versus Scott Hall, Ron Simmons, and Stan Lane.

When did Stan get the call to join the Midnight Express?

This is April 7th.

Well,

I don't think he made that show.

Oh, okay.

Because.

Shit, can I reach...

Hold on.

Let me, I'm taking my headset off.

Jim Cornette is taking his headset off.

He's walking across the room probably to get that midnight

scrapbook.

Putting my headset on,

going to 1987,

trying to find 1987.

Because I'm going to say that it was, yes, April 4th at Atlanta TV and that night in Boston at the Garden.

was Stan's debut.

And then on the 7th, we did TV in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

So Stan, but see, those cards would be booked three weeks, four weeks in advance for the TV advertising.

And Dennis didn't disappear

until

March 25th.

So

we pretty much,

between March 25th and April 4th,

Looked for Dennis, couldn't find Dennis, determined that Dennis wasn't coming back.

Dusty said, we got to do something.

I came up with and pitched Tom Pritchard, and Dusty had already said, well, what about Stan Lane?

He got him up to the fucking office in Charlotte in time for us to all say yes, and he debuted April 4th.

So we were not dicking around.

And obviously, you wouldn't have been managing Bubba on the 17th against Wyndham.

No, no,

he was down there by himself.

On the 17th, I was in Macon, Georgia with the Midnight Express against Ron and Jimmy Garvey.

But now, you know what?

Having said that, in Athens, Georgia on the 16th,

the Midnight Bubba and myself had an eight-man tag with Wahoo, Wyndham, and Ron and Jimmy Garvin.

So, and then he went from Athens to goddamn

against Wyndham.

Or was it Fort Myers?

Yeah.

Against Barry Wyndham.

But listen to the schedule.

So this is 87, so this is really late for Florida Wrestling.

April 12th, Orlando.

It's a Sunday.

Monday, West Palm, April 13th tuesday to 14th tampa wednesday to 15th jacksonville thursday to 16th port ritchie at the southland roller palace friday april 17th fort myers saturday april 18th lakeland back to orlando sunday april 19th a week later melbourne april 21st April 22nd, a Wednesday, Miami,

April 24th, Friday, Arcadia, and Sarasota on the 25th on a Saturday.

So, you know, even though the promotion was dying to the point where Crockett took it over and, you know, that didn't help it save it or anything, they still had a full schedule of events.

Oh, yeah.

Well, in those days, you had those buildings booked months and months in advance.

And,

you know, when business went down, you were still running the towns.

You had to run the towns.

You didn't cancel towns in those days because then the regular fans in each

Louisville Louisville ran every week for

20-something years at the Louisville Gardens.

I don't remember a show ever being canceled except for the ice storm that delayed the Jerry Lawler Coyote Calhoun match for a week.

The DJ from Louisville, Coyote,

the fucking local people sold the building out.

I've told this story, but the wrestlers couldn't get here from Nashville because of the ice.

So they brought the same card back the next week.

But in all those years, you didn't cancel shows low advance.

Don't pay the fucking boys.

But you didn't cancel shows otherwise.

So up until the end, they ran the schedule that they had to run.

And then they just said, Well, we can't do this anymore.

All right, Jim, one more program.

This has been fun here today.

This one

just

reading what it says on the cover here.

The opener, one fall 15-minute time limit at 8:30 p.m.

Jolting Joe Blanchard vs.

Bronco Lubich.

Oh, good lord.

Preliminary, one fall 20 minutes.

George Scott vs.

Johnny Walker.

The semifinal, a terrific six-man tag team match.

Star-studded teams.

This team.

Tim Woods, Mr.

Wrestling, Thunderbolt Patterson.

Jolton Joe Blanchard.

Total team weight seven hundred and forty six pounds, versus this team, Bronco Lubich, Chris Markoff, Toru Tanaka, total weight seven hundred and forty six pounds.

The Europeans manager, George Harris, will be in charge of this trio.

Two out of three falls, forty five minute time limit.

The first main event

Kowalski answers Wahoo's challenge and accepts.

Indian strap match, Chief Wahoo McDaniel versus Waldek, Waldek, whatever you want to call it, killer Kowalski.

W-L-A-D-E-K, it's Polish, and yeah, there's a variety of pronunciations.

Both gladiators asked the promoter to make it one-fall to the finish and to allow it under brass knuckles rules so everything goes.

And the second main event,

Coliseum fans in a frenzy demand this match.

Let me go back to the cover and read what it says here.

Primitive maniacal action on tap tonight.

This is definitely a championship match.

Rugged Johnny Valentine, Texas champion.

Well, I gave that away.

Fuck.

Rugged Johnny Valentine.

Versus formidable challenger Pepper Gomez.

Psychological intervention of ring announcer Florentino Sheldon, who will second Pepper.

See story inside program.

Well, we'll see that story in a minute.

I know it's Houston already.

Okay, so you didn't really give too much away.

With Blanchard and Lubich being, it's a Texas gimmick.

Blanchard Lubich in a single and then coming back in a six-man.

It's a captain's match.

They stretched the card without having to pay extra guys back then.

They did the same thing in Dallas.

One time, Dennis Condry,

the minimum was $50 and the spot show was the shits, but he worked twice, so he got $63.

They gave him a $13 extra payoff for wrestling twice.

Like they shaved that fucking right down to the nub.

It's as much as we can give you.

But

Blanchard and Lubitch, obviously Texas names.

Joe would later promote

San Antonio and

Sire Tully.

Bronco was a great guy, became a referee later on.

George Scott,

brother of Sandy Scott,

my least favorite booker ever in history, George Scott.

Boy, two brothers couldn't be more different.

Well, Bruce and Tom.

Johnny Walker would later on be Mr.

Wrestling number two.

Tim Woods would be Mr.

Wrestling number one.

Thunderbolt Patterson would be Thunderbolt.

Chris Markoff and Professor Tanaka.

George Harris, George Tuton Harris, George Bunk Harris, the baby blimp

was from Tennessee and was a childhood friend of the Welch families and got into business that way and ended up working a ring crew and maintenance for Crockett Promotions in the late 80s.

And Killer Kowowski and Wahoo and Johnny Valentine and Pepper Gomez, that's what gave it away.

Wahoo, Valentine, and Gomez were huge in Houston.

And goddamn,

by some of these names, I want to,

I just think because of the main events, it would be early 70s, but at the same time,

the preliminaries,

I might even go 68 or 69.

I'll split the difference.

Houston, Texas, 1970.

The date Thursday

February 11th 1971

Corpus Christi Texas Corpus Christi the Sheldon and Emerson's Memorial Coliseum for their weekly son of a bitch I thought it was Houston 20 cents Corpus Christi never got fucking cards like this in the 80s.

Corpus Christi was not one of the major towns at that point in time, except when we did the clash there and

Moscaris drew all the fucking money.

Corpus Christi, well, son of a bitch.

Loved the holiday inn's room service there by the holiday inn and corpus Christi in the late 80s, early 90s, mid 90s, wonderful room service right there on the water.

Prices this week, ringside $4.

Dress circle, $3.

Balcony, $2.

All children under 10, $1 balcony when accompanied by an adult, admission.

And wrestling's on channel 3, K-I-I-I, if that's what this is.

Saturday, 10:30 p.m.

in color.

It is in color.

So there we go.

That is this.

Now,

what was the story on this fucking weird

situation they had going on?

Psychological intervention of ring announcer Florentino Sheldon, who will second Pepper.

Pandemonium to engulf Coliseum as Valentine risks belt, opposite fiery Pepper Gomez and Wahu Teskowalski.

Let me see specifically about this Florentino.

Here we go.

It was because of this match that our good friend, ring announcer Florentino Sheldon, Jr.

became the victim of a pulverizing Johnny Valentine right to the jaw that saw the rotund official catapult to the canvas in agonizing pain.

Our good friend, the rotund Sheldon.

Sheldon told this writer that all he said to the champion was that the match was over, and that unexpectedly Johnny approached him, and before he knew it, he felt the impact of what he thought was a cannonball on the side of his face, and the light seemed to dim, and the whole Coliseum was whirling, and momentarily his eyes closed in involuntary slumber.

It was an experience, he says.

Sheldon, who has been a good friend of Gomez for many years, will be Pepper's second in this match.

He says that he has seen Valentine so many times that he knows his moves to the letter, and that he will avenge Johnny's brutal attack by signaling Pepper the champ's next move.

It is a psychological impulse more than anything else, Sheldon says, and that he strongly believes it will prove effective.

We told him we would have a stretcher ready for him just in case.

And he gave us a faint smile,

very faint.

And there it is.

You think Paul Bosch wrote that?

He's using a lot of big words.

I don't know.

I mean, this is obviously a Houston town.

These are Houston wrestlers.

I don't know.

We'll see what we can find.

I have a whole bunch of these from Corpus Christi, so we'll see what that, not that I could use them now in this game.

So we'll see what we can find.

But there it is.

Guess the program.

Where is this thing?

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