TEASER: Members Only Mailbag April 2024

It's Judge Sean Hodgman.

I'm Bailiff Jesse Thorne.

We are so excited to be sharing with you a clip from our first ever episode of the Member Mailbag.

The Member Mailbag is our new monthly show, exclusive to MaxFun members.

You can find it in the members-only podcast feed if you are already a member.

It's where we answer not just your disputes, but also all of your semi and pseudo disputes,

internal disputes and etiquette questions.

Some of the things we don't answer on the regular show.

And if you are a member of Maximum Fun, you can submit your questions and we will answer them on the member mailbag.

It's a return to the J Squad for those of you who are J Squad fans.

And in this clip, we have a heck of an etiquette question.

If you want to hear the surprising knowledge that I drop on John and Jen, make sure to listen to the full episode.

There you you will hear a special message just for our members.

If you aren't yet a member, you want access to this and the rest of our hours and hours and hours of member exclusive bonus content, you can become a member for just five bucks a month at maximumfund.org slash join.

Now, let's get to this member question.

MaxFund member Julie writes to us from Renton, Washington.

She has an etiquette question.

How often should a grown man who lives with a partner change underwear and socks?

I believe the correct answer is daily.

Also, what is this is this is dark.

This is already telling a dark tale, implying a dark tale.

No, it's a perfect, it's just a hypothetical.

What is how often should a grown man, hypothetically who lives with a hypothetical partner, change underwear and socks?

Julie thinks it should be daily, but what's her follow-up?

What is the appropriate room to clip toenails in?

What's the appropriate place to dispose of them?

Please don't say sofa or leave on carpet.

Total, total hypothetical question here.

And Jesse,

you're a menswear authority.

Julie's surname is Jay Riley.

Julie J.

Riley.

She's married to Ignatius J.

Riley from a Confederacy of Dunces.

How often should a man change his favorite hat?

I'm sick and tired of pretending I've read that book.

I don't know what you're talking about.

You know what?

I've read two-thirds of it twice and bailed on it both times.

So I wish you the best.

I think that counts.

I think that counts.

So in any case, Jesse, we're not talking about hats.

We're talking about underwear and socks.

Now,

I think we're in agreement that the correct answer is daily for underwear, right?

Just talking about underwear first.

John,

I want you to continue your answer because you're not going to believe the stuff I drop on you.

Okay,

okay.

You're not going to believe this.

This is going to be...

People are going to be crashing their cars when they hear what I have to say about it.

I don't want to be the only one who's stuff dropped here, so let's bring in Jennifer Marmer.

Producer Jennifer Marmor.

Yeah.

Are we in agreement?

Under daily underwear change?

Absolutely.

OPD once per day?

At least.

You're down with OPD, right?

You know me.

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