DOES SIZE MATTER??

Hi guys, happy Friday.

Hope you had a great week.

And full disclosure, I'm here with my secret cute guest.

Hi, cute guy.

Hello.

Hello.

He's showing his hand to my Instagram people.

I said full disclosure because we did record this episode a few weeks ago when you were in Miami

and

I was smoking pot with you.

Ex-pot, which is something that I hardly ever, ever, ever do before people start calling me like a pothead.

Yeah, yeah.

And I, I think I pressed delete instead of saving the episode.

So we lost a super fun episode.

It's cold.

So I'm hoping we can recreate it.

We can recreate the episode.

The episode,

the main topic was does size matter.

And it sounds like something silly, but it's something that everybody wants to talk about.

So when I did the episode with my 12 girlfriends, I don't know if you remember, I got a group of 12 girls to go to do it.

I asked size men and every single one of them said yes, but not in the way that men think it matters.

Which is what?

Most guys think that it matters like the bigger the better, right?

But it's not true.

So the smaller, the better?

No, but a lot of women actually say that if the dick, I'm sorry, I'm not going to say penis because we don't talk because

penis.

We say dick, yes.

So if it's too big, a lot of girls don't like it.

Yeah, it's gotta fit.

Did you know that?

Yeah, no, I hear that.

I hear that.

No, I've heard that before, yes.

Yeah, so not news worthy, but

no, it is newsworthy because a lot of people didn't know that, especially men.

They think, oh, if I have a huge dick, I'm gonna have all the girls in the world.

And it's really not like that.

That being said,

it is consensual among all girls that if it's too tiny and there is such a thing as like a phenomenon

it's a problem it's a niche micro dick yeah in portuguese it's pinticulo it means like a tiny

the size of my thumb and it exists it exists it is it is a phenomenon i have been out with a guy that had a dick the size of my thumb i swear to god yeah that sucks and yeah it sucks because exactly because girls who have like fake tits and shit like it's not fair like i can't get like any wedding.

I know.

Girls can get like liposuction.

Yeah, I can get

it.

No, he didn't.

That sucks you.

Well, to me, it wouldn't make a difference because honestly, and that's another another thing that I asked the girls.

If you had a guy with small dick or the sex wasn't that great, would you stay with him for other reasons?

Like for money, blah, blah, blah.

I wouldn't.

A lot of them said, of course, they would.

Girls are nice people.

Most of them are nice.

You're terrible.

You're terrible.

I'm a horrible human being.

I don't want a reach fuck that doesn't fuck me well.

I got you.

No, no.

No.

But, I mean, look, you know, I guess most guys, I'm not saying most guys, but any guy that played team sports has grown up around other guys'

dicks.

Yeah.

You know that some guys got a hammer and some guys got.

Yeah.

I wouldn't say you're standing there comparing fucking dicks with a guy, but you obviously.

You look.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

But I mean, it's nothing that makes a guy feel a type of way about himself, but there's because there's nothing you can really do about it.

Like I said, if you have little tits, you can go get a big tits.

If you have a small ass, you can get a big ass.

If you have a big nose, you can get a small nose.

You can make adjustments, females, but like, I mean, I'm sure there's procedures for.

There is, but I don't think, I think most guys, yeah, you can put like an implant or something, but most guys don't want to go through that because I'm sure it's painful.

I'm very painful.

But interesting enough, and I think, why do I say interesting?

Because guys don't think about that.

They think, oh, it's my dick big enough.

What matters to girls the most is if it gets hard.

That's true.

Most women don't like, you know, like the half-ass, the famous

half-ass, and a lot of guys have that problem.

I don't know if you know that.

What?

Like, push and rope?

Yeah.

Wow, you said it.

It's true.

I never heard that term before.

My god.

It's terrible.

Pushing rope.

Yeah.

It's like you ever try to put a marshmallow in a corning hole.

Yeah, exactly.

That is like super annoying and i mean i don't mean to be disrespectful because i know it's a lot of pressure for guys like i gotta be hard i gotta be hard i gotta be hard but i'm several

here here's i guess here's where the pressure is the worst yeah it's not so much the pressure of performing at the moment of performance it's the 12 females you're gonna have a conversation with or on your podcast to thousands of people after that a guy would feel a lot of pressure.

So it's not really the act of banging.

It's the shit talking you're probably going to do about him after the fact because he's a terrible A and he sucks and it's one of those things that yeah well listen you know first of all I'm gonna defend my podcast for a second I don't name names and I do not talk about like you know nice people or people that had an issue I just talk about stars in general and I get asked that question a lot are you gonna talk about me on my podcast I get it but it does give motivation yeah conversation yeah exactly it's a conversation but this and I said it in the past and I own it I think men and you tell me your opinion, you're not in your 20s, you're not in your 30s, you look insanely fabulous, you look really hot.

But I think I actually stopped calling you cute and I started calling you hot a while ago.

But do you agree with me or not?

You think I'm being mean?

I think as men age, they should know their body.

They should know, like,

figure it out.

Whatever it is, like some guys need Viagra, some guys, if you know, oh, I drink too much and I can get a heart on, if you know that that's something that happens to you.

It's mental.

It's, well, for some people, it's physical.

I'm sure it's, again,

I'm making a generalization, but I'm sure that most guys,

if the mood struck them the right way, I'm sure.

Yeah, but I'm saying, you know, I think you should know your body.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, if you're going to go out with a girl that you really like,

figure it out.

Don't get shit-faced and then...

Plan, plan, plan.

Exactly.

Planned, like.

When you're 16 years old, you used to bring a condom in your wallet.

Now bring a and I hope you still bring a condom in your wallet.

Do you take Viagra?

No, never.

I've taken a Viagra once.

Yeah.

Fucking freaked me out.

Why?

Because my dick was hard for like nine hours.

Oh my god, really?

Even like you come and it's too hard?

Yeah, it's not cool.

Oh, yeah.

I think I don't need that.

Luckily,

touch wood.

Yeah.

I'm good for right now.

Do you think, and there is also also the stigma, when a guy is not hard, I think most women feel it's their responsibility.

Like, oh, he's not attracted to me.

Oh, I'm not like, especially if you're giving the guy a blow job.

There is nothing more frustrating in the world when you're giving the guy a blowjob.

And I'm saying, like, when you really want to, I'm not saying like giving it as an obligation.

You should see the guy in that process.

You think that's frustrating.

You should be the guy.

Yeah.

Oh, it's the worst.

But do you think sometimes it is because he's not attracted to the girl?

I'm sure that's part of it.

Could be.

I mean, it's like girlfriend or wife sex.

Sorry.

What is that supposed to mean?

I mean, if you've been with the same person for a long time, it might not, you know.

But you can think about other things.

You can think of thinking about other people is not cheating.

Watch porn, you know.

Like I said, you figure it out.

You figure it out.

But I mean, some guys don't.

It's self-serve all day long.

I know, but that's what I'm saying and i tell you it has happened to me and i have to say i never told anybody on the i told you that before but i never told anybody on the podcast but every

and this is why i'm nobody wants to date me because i say like that every single guy i ever dated tells me i give the best blow job they ever had right they always tell me that oh my god it's so good it's so good and i think it is okay

But because I used to watch a lot of porn to see what other girls.

But wait a second.

I'm not to rain on your parade, but don't you think that like every guy's like, oh yeah, baby, you're the best?

No.

I mean,

should they say, like, pedal talk?

No, I really think, like, even friend, I've had friends that I had sex with, just, you know, like the friendly dick.

They tell them they're like, Jesus Christ, like this downtrodden science.

Yeah.

No, no.

No, don't take that away from me.

It's just mine.

All right, you're the best dick friend of all time.

But, so it does annoy me.

Like, if I'm giving a guy that I really like a blowjob and he doesn't get hard and I'm trying and trying, I'm like, seriously,

if you're not in the mood, you know, don't initiate sex or if you're drunk, I hate when guys tell me, oh, I drank too much wine.

And

that really irritates me.

Don't people get hornier when they're drunk?

No, I think, well, at least a lot of men say that, you know, alcohol makes it harder to get a hard on.

I don't know if it's true.

Okay, but I mean, not for me, but I'm saying don't people like drink and get in the mood?

Like, you drink in the bar, you loosen up a little bit.

Yeah.

I want to fuck this chicken.

But it has nothing to do.

Like, I get drunk.

And yeah, of course, I want to have sex, but I can never have an orgasm.

You're drunk?

Ever.

Really?

By the way, yeah, every time if I have sex with anybody and I'm drunk and I tell them that I had an orgasm, I lied because I just wanted to get it over with.

Do you remember what's like having an orgasm?

I use my vibrant.

Yes, I am on my fourth month of the man diet.

Do we believe this?

Do we believe

It's God's honest truth.

Okay.

Sure.

Last time I had sex was with a guy that ghosted me.

You know the whole story.

In April, whatever, 15, 17.

And I haven't felt like going out to sell.

Can we do a viewer's poll or a listener poll to see who believes Kat's immaculate virginity record of naught?

Wait a minute.

Why would you not believe?

I don't say I don't believe you.

Just don't say me.

I believe you.

You have this image of me that like I'm banging.

I don't, I don't, I know, but you do go on dates.

You do go on dates.

You have dinner dates.

I understand.

Dinner dates.

Yeah.

Dinner dates lead to.

But to me,

I went on two dinner dates in all these four months.

That's it?

Yeah, one guy twice, and it was the dog story.

The freaking dude on

the second date, he comes to my apartment and he lied he likes dogs.

Yeah.

And he's the fucking dog because I don't want to be around my dog.

I love dogs, but you're a dog.

Maybe a little bit much for the average person.

I'm a dog person, and Phoenix is quite awesome.

Okay, then I need a man that can handle Phoenix.

Yes, yes, you should have that in your thing.

Mutt's like, I do, you do, okay.

But the problem is, he came here and he was like, Oh, do you sleep with a dog?

He saw a piece of a toy, and he was like, Oh, is that poop?

I'm like, No, dude, look, it's a toy, you know,

but whatever.

But that being said, yeah, I'm on a man diet, but you know, I use vibrators,

so yeah, I know what an orgasm is.

I just haven't felt like,

but I will do a poll.

Do you guys believe me?

I'm on my fourth month of the Mandai.

I am.

That's a long time.

I know.

For me, it's the longest, honestly.

Skin looks great, by the way.

It's the vibrators.

I have like a freaking movie.

Are you smarter?

Are you smarter?

Like Seinfeld episode?

Like, you don't have sex, like, you became smarter.

I, maybe.

Superpowers.

Maybe.

I think maybe.

I've been productive.

They say sex makes makes you stupid, right?

It does.

Who says that?

That's just a superstition.

It's like a wives out.

Oh, come on.

No, I think sex is really good for, like I said, it's good for skin.

It's good for stress.

I miss it a lot.

I'm not going to lie.

I've never been this long ever in my life before without sex.

But at the same time, if I go out on a date with somebody that I don't want to bang, I don't want to just bang somebody just to do it, you know?

I prefer to come home, use my vibrators, sleep with my dog.

that's the chocolate i love me yeah

so i'm good speaking of dating i want to ask you this question i know i've asked you before but again i deleted the freaking episode we were talking about dating apps

And I did download a bunch more because you told me you should give it a try.

And I'm having like the worst time ever because I downloaded Bumble that a lot of girls like because I think Bumble, the girl has to say something first, right?

Yeah, she has to initiate contact.

Yeah, and I downloaded hinge now you your opinion is i get only crap because i'm not paying that's right yeah and you pay yes i do pay you pay for all of them well when i'm on them yes i i do pay and and then you think once you pay you get like just a better selection of people 100

they're apps that are designed and have algorithms to put you in a better position to match or be seen or hide things you don't want people to see or you know it gives you so many more necessary like necessary tools to help you match it's you pay for what you get like everything else in this world yeah so there's the free cheap shit that you get like five or ten fucking matches with and then you pay for the shit you get better positioning better amounts and you know you can send them flowers or stars or whatever the fuck the app has yeah it gives you way more and like so i'm not advocating but i'm saying for like 30 bucks for a guy yeah if you're that much of a bum and you can't afford 30

to at least give you a better shot in front of 10 000 other men that are behind you trying to get notice yeah then you're a fucking no i agree if you can't afford thirty dollars maybe you can't afford the date that's what i'm saying like what is it's a lunch date yeah it's to me it's honestly not even the money it's like i i feel it's kind of outrageous to charge a girl but i am only you're right i'm only getting like trash yeah yeah i mean if you see the dudes like i give you one silly example but i was laughing so hard who the hell is gonna go into this guy he wrote literally he wrote on his profile I am known for having a tongue that makes women happy.

Well, it's a contact sport, you know what I mean?

I'm sure there's gonna be one chick out of a thousand that might actually be like,

Yeah, but like, you know what I mean?

It's like I get this crap after crap after crap after crap, and then Hinge.

And I'm saying that because I want if the girls out there that have not tried it, yeah, I won't know if they have the same experience.

But Hinge keeps telling me, Oh, pay for a flower and we'll show your profile first.

So, two weeks that I've been trying trying for a purpose of research for the podcast, I haven't had like

for proper research.

I open my hinge and it's empty.

Yeah, let me give you a profile for you.

Look, I'm opening it right now.

I'll audit your profile.

There's like two dudes and they said they invited you to start the chat.

Yeah, yeah.

So they have nothing to say to me.

Well, it's just kind of the way it works, I believe.

Whoever likes somebody first or whoever matches somebody, whatever that situation is like, then it's like a beginner conversation.

So it kind of gives you the ability to start with them if you want to.

Then, Bumble, look, I open Bumble, and they tell you how many hours the thing is going to expire.

And if you don't want to lose the person, you're going to pay for it.

Yeah, so I mean, I don't like it, honestly.

And then, this league, you're not on the league, right?

The league is

by invitation only.

They only let you see like three people a day.

Yeah, you can tell the league.

I can send you the invitation,

but that's too cool for me.

Yeah, no, I was on the waiting list for the league for like well over a year.

I was not league worthy.

Exactly.

I'm probably not league worthy.

And the only person I met on the league was this guy that ghosted me.

That sucks.

And ever since him, I look at my three dudes that I get a day.

And I'm like, yeah, I know.

So I'm like, almost honestly.

I'd be happy to help you with your profiles.

You know, you want to have to give you my two cents opinion on the profile.

On my profile?

Yeah, I'm just saying

what do you suggest have you ever seen my profile well it's you want to know what you want i don't think i've ever seen

i tell i tell i think that i tell them exactly what i want i'm like okay i'm like please you're not i'm gonna give you my quick audit of your tender profile yeah you can't get mad if i say things no please i love your honesty that's why you're here wait are we talking about why you should pay for it or we're just talking about your profile in general because i haven't seen it yet my profile is like this look i tell tell them, I'm half French, half Brazilian, grew up in California, Ranash.

Okay.

Can you plug it?

Yes.

Can I plug it?

Okay.

Where's back?

Let's see.

This is it.

I have like super hot photos there.

All my photos.

Those are good photos.

Those are good photos.

Yeah.

And by the way, they all tell me when they meet me that I look exactly like that.

Yeah, you do.

Okay, where's your write-up?

I'm going to see your write-up says.

The write-up is good.

About me.

Half French, half Brazilian, grew up in California, no kids, was married for a long time.

I work super hard and don't want to waste my time or yours.

I have very high standards for me and a partner.

Should too.

You need to be successful, ambitious, and a major gentleman.

I also have a very strong personality because my work is very public.

Social media, photo shoots, and a podcast.

I love traveling, but think life is much more fun with someone you can share everything, no hookups or lies, real only.

I agree with a lot of what you said, but I would probably maybe take a couple things out.

Yeah, I like a lot.

Well, no one wants to be told what you need to be so i don't think saying it as such like you need to be this guy because if i live with my parents and i'm really nice and i have a job at staples maybe you might not like then you know exactly i don't want to but you don't know if you don't know that look at you're obviously not having much success with the guys that but you know but the ones that answer me they're like i'm all of these things sure i'm ambitious i'm successful i'm great for you yeah but i'm just weeding out i'm like look if you're a bum and you work at staples i respect you but i don't want to date.

I don't know what you're trying to easily let people know that you were married for a long time.

They're starting to figure out something.

Because they know, I don't know, because they know, like, I like a relationship that I'm not fucking around every night.

Okay, so look, every profile of every woman, maybe like 90% all say no hookups or not look or looking for it's on fucking Tinder.

Okay, you're on Tinder looking for a relationship.

Good sword.

You don't think any guys, tell me your man's opinion.

No, yes, I'm telling you my man opinion.

Tell me.

Okay, this isn't Natchez.com or fucking like bumble.

This is Tinder.

People go on Tinder because they want to get fucking late.

At least that's the general.

Well, there are people that go there for a relationship.

Sure, they do.

Yeah.

How's that turning out for me?

For me, not good.

That's my point, right?

But I drew people that met on Tinder and aren't happy with that.

Okay, sure, but maybe it started off on a different foot.

Like, you know?

Okay, what I'm saying is, I guess not so much about Tinder.

It's more like, I don't think you really need to hammer home the point that you're fucking with.

Okay, I'll rewrite it.

No, no, hold on.

I'm not done yet.

Give me this point.

Let me, I was going to look if the bumble, the bumbo thing is the same.

I think the I work super hard might be a little over the top, too.

But I do, you know, I know you do, but I mean, you just maybe think like you're a professional.

I don't think you really need to go over the top with have a very strong personality because a lot of men can't deal with women with very strong personality.

No, that's for the men.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I said you need to have a very strong personality.

Yes, well, that clearly means you have one too.

No, but I don't.

Do I?

Obviously, you have a fucking podcast.

All I'm saying is

very nice.

It's all wonderful and true.

But what I'm saying to you is maybe just tone it down a little.

Yeah.

Make you not so like powerful female.

I know it sounds ridiculous because you should embrace your whatever, but men are all idiots.

I don't know where the bumble profile is.

Edit profile.

Do we oh first of all let me explain this to you yeah guys never read your fucking bio anyway sorry yeah they said 99 i just saw that 90 something percent of men look at your picture

yeah that's what they do to me i get tons of how i say if you write this fucking uh shakespearean chuminas

so you didn't craft a no bullet surprise no because that's what i tell every guy i want to if you don't have your shit together i don't want to go out with you because i have enough problems so why do you say like that if you okay maybe i will Lisa, if you don't have your shit together,

fuck on.

Yeah, fuck off.

You think that's more like command language?

Or a straight to the, if you're, you're, you're, I guess you're, you're, the overall point you're trying to say is, look,

let's not fuck around.

This is what's up.

Yeah.

But

again, you're on Tinder.

I think I would lead down that path.

I don't think I'd put it all in your fucking bio.

I'm going to meet you.

Maybe you should start with a meeting.

You get what I'm saying?

Like, start with meeting them and then lay the goods on them.

Like, this is what I'm looking for.

I want this, this, this, and this.

You know, don't be so like factory.

Chill tough, right?

Yeah,

chill out.

You're really good about

doing profiles.

Maybe you should like start a business

because you're really good.

Yeah, I like your pointers.

Good point.

All I'm saying is that, like, you just gotta, I mean, you're fishing, yeah.

You gotta say, you gotta know what's put on the hook.

You gotta have the right things to catch the guy.

But this is the thing, yeah.

I think,

in all honesty, I kind, you know, I'm sabotaging it a little bit

because I

almost don't want to date.

So I try to make it as difficult as possible on purpose to see, okay, if some guy is willing to jump, oh, this woman is being a bitch.

She has dogs, she works, da-da-da.

And I have, she has all this.

And that's why, by the time I go to dinner with any of these guys, they already have been through all of these hoops.

And I do something that I would highly recommend.

And I think I told you you should start doing it.

You do a video date before you waste your freaking time

because you had issues with that.

I had this everybody that I talked to on Tinderland, dating apps, land, you get to the freaking restaurant so many times, and the person is not what they say they were.

They lie.

They don't have teeth.

They have this, they have that.

They're transsexual.

So I'm saying there's a very easy way.

When you like somebody and you give them your phone number,

like I chat to them for a little bit, then I'm like, okay, let's do a a video date.

Because if they say no, you know that they're lying, right?

And then you don't waste your time, your money, get all dressed,

let's go, let's start an app,

an app of video date.

I think, Tinder, now I saw a thing like, oh, send a video, but it's not the same thing.

Yeah, the platform should be based on videos.

Yeah, I agree.

Fabulous.

I don't think it's enough to send a video because people can edit video.

I think you should literally say, hey, let's do a WhatsApp.

Yeah, let's talk for five minutes and then if you really look the way you do, if I really look the way I do, yeah, then if we like each other, okay, let's go to dinner.

Yeah,

well, I mean, the funny thing with apps, and I guess getting back to dating apps, is people are always looking for the next

because you know what I'm saying?

Because like, you know, Tinder is great, and then this one comes along, the next one comes along, and everyone wants to get the new one because like...

It's like when the new dating apps come out, you actually get genuinely real people, not the fucking

massive amounts of fucking crazy people i know and it's funny because we everybody complains about lies they make you verify your photo

and people still lie and you know it's not like big lies you know the number one lie men do what's that the height yeah it's funny like i don't know why and when a dude writes that he's 5'8 he's like he's 5'5.

i promise it's like a little dick problem there's nothing you can do about that you know i know and like when the the girl meets you you know i am five five yeah so if i have no heels on if i'm walking around flip-flops and you are my exact height which was the case of the dog hater a hole really five five yeah he told me he was five eight and i said because it's the second guy i had gone out to another guy he i did a video day to the lawyer and he looked amazing because i saw him from the waist up yeah so when i got to the restroom i was like

Huh?

Was his ass fat or something?

No, he was shorter than me.

Oh, that sucks.

And I'm like you know you're super nice and when we were sitting have dinner but when he got up i'm like that a lot of guys i'm very sorry i cannot go out to the guy that is short i just can't ball and have a little dick it's not looking good like you make a lot of money

lots of money yeah you make up for it making a lot of money and and exercise making really funny like really yeah or maybe you get like a killer body you know you work out and you you get ripped because girls like that

and then you learn how to do fabulous things with your tongue and your hands

you know you need to compensate but lying about your height is like so freaking stupid you know and the number one thing that girls lie

is

about how they look yeah like their face and stuff

you guys it's the number one complaint yeah like when you meet the girl in person yeah they filter the fuck out of their face yeah you're like That is true.

You know what's getting weird now is those like body sculpting tools where girls like take a fucking quarter inch out of their stomach and give themselves like that

bottle thing.

Yeah, that's horrible.

It looks ridiculous.

It looks ridiculous.

I know it's not, which is

like that.

And I always ask people that question.

Why in the bloody hell would you lie about?

Because when you meet somebody, you want them to like you the way you are.

So if you put something there that you're not, the person is just going to be so freaking disappointed.

What was the worst date like when you met the person that they lied about something?

i told you i drove by a girl once a long time ago one of my first dates i i think i drove by a girl she said i'm wearing a white jacket i'm in the corner and i literally drove by this girl and she was wearing a white jacket on the corner i looked at her just made eye contact with her just kept on driving like no way that's the same girl that's literally like awkwardly and then i like pulled around and i like had to pick her up

so is the so you just left no no no oh you stayed you're such a gentleman we soldier it out but she looked nothing like

yeah i don't soldier out before we finish.

It was the funniest part that ever happened to me.

Remember, I went out, I breathed to go out on a date with a guy that seemed super normal.

And the minute he picked me up to go to dinner, he was literally staring at me and my legs and almost hit the car.

That one that I asked you to rescue me at the restaurant.

We get to the restaurant and he couldn't even look at the menu.

He was like

drooling.

And I'm like, are you okay?

And then I called you and I said, okay, I'm out of here.

He he was literally literally not like looking at you like in a flattering way.

He was looking at me like a psycho, like, okay, you're going to rape me.

You're creepy.

So honestly, then I just, I ran.

I did the bag down.

I said, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

I ran away.

And then when I was running away, he sends me a picture of him with another woman.

Remember?

He asked the woman to do a selfie of herself half naked.

I don't know that, but who the hell does that?

Somewhere in the house.

No, he was there too.

He was like kissing her and she's half naked.

And he's like, do a video.

And he sends me that.

That's weird.

What a freaking creepo, right?

That's not good.

Good for him.

Thank you.

I can't believe we're out of time.

You're the best.

Welcome to Miami again.

And I'm going to make sure I don't delete this one so I don't delete.

So I don't bother you.

I don't bother you for a while.

I'm not stoned.

I'm 100% sober.

Thank you.

I really appreciate it.

Have a wonderful weekend.

And by the way, if you guys didn't listen to the episode I did on Tuesday with Carl Carson, she's your friend and she was so amazing.

Carl and the one from last week,

Isla,

both girls.

She's the hostess of Naked News.

They're both amazing girls.

So thank you so much for the guest interviews.

Have a great weekend.

I'll see you soon.

This was Candleless Friday.

And I hope you guys have a great weekend.

And I'll come back next week with more fun stories.

Please DM me about your worst

dating app stories, your best dating app stories.

And if anybody is on a manned diet, let me know.

Mine is a manned diet with vibrators, by the way.

You can do a radical manned diet with no vibrators, but I don't recommend it.

Bye, guys.

Have a great weekend.