A Guy talks about a really bad date!!!

Hi guys, happy Friday.

Friday, new episode of Carondorus.

I'm going to jump right on this one because it's the first time I'm actually interviewing a guy who will tell us about a really bad date to prove to you that not only guys are horrible, but girls can be really, really horrible too.

So, hi, I'm not going to say your name right to protect your privacy a little bit,

but he's here with me.

Thank you so much for doing this

so let's jump right on it we met and you were telling me this really creepy story so first of all it was around the super bowl so that's really bad because you're a huge football fan this is true yes so so was she apparently so

so the story is you were dating this girl for how long a couple weeks a couple weeks maybe a month maybe a month okay so you were dating with her and then super bowl was coming up okay so i guess the background of it was that, you know, we met.

She was relatively,

you know, referenced, if you will, by friends and seemed really good.

Okay, so let me jump in.

So you did not meet her like in one of those crazy Tinder dating events.

This is like a real meet people in real life thing.

We met through friends, contact thing.

And

again, she came

referenced, if you will, like she wasn't a crazy person.

Even worse.

Even worse, right?

Even worse.

So yeah, we met.

You know, we went on a couple of dates.

you know, it was getting good.

And

out of the blue, she had asked me on a Friday night what I was doing for the game.

Obviously, meeting it that weekend being the Super Bowl.

And I was like, I'm going to hang out with some friends.

And, you know, we had reservations somewhere, somewhere in Brickle.

I don't know.

Anyway, we were going to go watch the game.

And she's like, well,

would you want to go to the game?

What fucking game?

She was like, the Super Bowl.

I'm like, you have tickets to the Super Bowl, which obviously this year being like the hardest Super Bowl to get into you know with COVID and just limited seating and stuff and tickets were $25,000 like you have two tickets 25,000 and she told you she had two tickets

she's like I have two tickets in a suite wow so that means like major VIP treatment exactly so I'm like did you tell you how she got those tickets at first I didn't ask that was one of my questions that was coming but I was like okay I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

I mean, I

never been to her house.

I didn't, you know, I heard maybe she had a couple bucks, but I didn't know it was, you know, to the $50,000 for two tickets to the Super Bowl kind of thing.

So anyway,

yeah, as the weekend went by, I didn't say anything to anybody.

I never said anything to any of my friends.

At the time, one of my friends had turned to me and said, look.

Until you're standing inside the fucking stadium,

don't say a word because you just never know.

And he, I mean, this one particular friend may have had a few reservations about this.

But okay, let's back back up.

So she said, let's go to the Super Bowl.

I have tickets.

Right.

And you said, okay, I'll pay for the trip.

Correct.

I said, look, I'll get us a hotel.

As we kind of talked about it more, I started offering logistical things like hotels and I'll get us there and so on.

So you had no reason to think that she wasn't going to have tickets.

Correct.

Okay, so you didn't say, let me see the tickets.

No, and besides, in this day and age, yeah, you don't have ad accounts, you have like the thing on the

scans.

Okay, so you make which is important because we'll get to that later.

Okay, so you make this fabulous plans, fabulous reservations.

Hotels in Tampa are like a thousand dollars an hour.

I can imagine, especially like the night before the Super Bowl.

Everything's longer than that.

So you're making the whole weekend out of this.

So yeah, so what the plan was we were going to go Saturday night and then we were going to go to the game, obviously Sunday, and come back Monday.

So that's kind of the early preliminary plan.

So we planned it out logistically.

Everything seemed to be okay.

Through all of these points, never once did I find any issues or anything like that coming up.

So

yeah.

And so you get to Tampa with this girl and you're super excited about it.

So we get to Tampa.

We actually go out on Saturday night before in Tampa.

Have a great time.

Everything seems to be okay.

Something happened that Saturday night that we can talk about a little later, but

it just seemed a little off.

And I guess in hindsight, looking back at it, I probably should have recognized that the good stuff was coming.

But you're super excited.

I mean, you're in

the middle of the day.

You're with this cool, hot chick that you're dating.

And you guys are like in this fabulous place, and you're thinking about the Super Bowl.

Okay, so there's another thing we need to mention here.

Okay, I think that

may seem a little weird for a date between people, but again, not really knowing this person, it kind of

had a few quirks and surprises.

So before I went to pick her up, because we drove to Tampa,

we stopped and picked up her security guard.

What?

Yeah, she had a bodyguard.

Why?

Again, maybe not knowing.

Is she a celebrity?

No, no, she's not a celebrity, but...

Was she being stalked?

No, but it was more like...

the illusion that she was a somebody and had lots of money or whatever, whatever, and she felt it necessary that she needed personal security.

She was paying for her bodyguard.

She was.

She does.

And now, I mean, I've worked with her.

So it's you, her, and the bodyguard on the way to Tampa?

Correct.

Yes.

By the way, guys, the background noise is my dog having a play date with his dog, so we can actually do this.

Okay, go ahead.

Yeah.

So this lovely threesome is on its way to Tampa.

I found it a little odd.

I mean, I've worked with professional security guards before, but no.

This guy wasn't exactly a professional security guard, but nonetheless, he was a broker, it was,

he was what it was.

So, anyway.

And were you paying for his hotel too?

I did pay for his hotel.

Oh, my Jesus.

But it was more

thickened.

Right, it was more on the long lines of like, okay, so.

Was it super, super, super hard

to convince you to do this thing?

Okay, it's the super, super, super bold.

Right?

So she's like, I'm only going if my bodyguard is coming with me.

Well,

that part I didn't even, she didn't say it like that.

Next thing I know, he's just coming, right?

So,

yeah, obviously you're going to do this to get the one chance that you're going to get into the Super Bowl.

So you're like, all right, I can do this.

You know, I'll deal with the security guard and I'll pay for hotels and get us there and whatever.

Oh, my gosh.

I mean, it's a $25,000 ticket.

I'm thinking, what's a couple bucks?

You know, that kind of type deal.

Okay.

So anyway, we go out Saturday night.

We have a good time.

We go back to Saturday.

You know, Sunday morning comes and we get up early, whatever.

We got a couple things to do.

Now, there's a couple side notes that I'd like to bring out.

Side notes.

Yeah, number one, I'm from the Tampa area and I'm a huge Tampa fan.

Like, I love

Tampa Bay, which is my team.

I've always been a Tampa fan.

I've waited for this day that they made it back to the Super Bowl because they've sucked for so long.

And I wanted to be there to support my team.

And she knew that I was a huge Tampa fan.

It was a huge deal.

That's right, because she knew that I like football and I like Tampa and so on and so forth.

So

what happened was to get into this deal or to get into the Super Bowl,

I would have to

be a Kansas City Chiefs fan for that night because the people that we were going with were all Kansas City fans and had relationships with people on the team.

And I couldn't be a Tampa fan yet.

What?

So I had to wear all fucking Kansas City gear to the box, even though I'm quietly rooting for the other team.

So in the morning, we get up, we go running around looking for, you know, Kansas City gear in Tampa.

It's not happening.

And that's pretty much that.

So yeah.

I

suggested that we get there early because it's going to be a disaster getting to the Super Bowl.

Anyway.

Uh-huh.

So we decided to leave around 3 o'clock to get to the Super Bowl.

The game starts at 6.

You are in the bodyguard.

You are in the bodyguard.

The so-called bodyguard.

Right.

So we drive up.

Now there's a perimeter around the stadium.

So you can only

get so far towards towards the stadium is the fences let you which is basically a two mile radius or let's say three mile radius around the actual stadium so you walk a long ways that's right so now you've got to park you know a mile away from this radius and then walk this radius to get in there and blah blah blah it's a disaster it was an absolute

shit show it was crazy there's people everywhere there's a million people everywhere it was just unbelievable So we get there and there are literally two entrance points inside this gated area.

The first entrance point we walk to, we stop for a second.

She's like, let me make the call.

I got to call my people and get them to meet us and we're going to get walked in.

I think, everything seems legitimate.

No big deal.

Anyway, it comes to find out that she's now not allowed to take her bag into the stadium.

Really shocking.

So guess who has to walk two miles back to the car?

She'll put her bag in the car.

Put her bag in the car.

There's no lockers or nothing.

Sorry, guys, our dogs are making a bit of minimalized here.

So anyway, I have to walk the van back to the locker anyway stress so i walk back through all these people oh my come all the way back and she's standing on the grass she's still there she met me back in the same spot so that was fine

anyway when i get back she's kind of got this look on her face like we're having a little problem thinking oh here we here we go she's like well we have to go to will call

which is at the other end of the stadium but we have to walk around this

fence to get to this area so so we start walking and walking and walking and the fence just runs forever and we're like literally half a mile past the stadium and they're still fencing And there's no spot to kind of cross over to walk to the side.

Oh, my God.

So now you're panicking.

It's not like five o'clock.

The game's about to start in an hour.

You don't have tickets.

You don't know where you're going.

It's a disaster.

You're excited.

And it's this whole shit show.

But still, it's this point, no clue what's going on.

So anyway,

we start walking back to the original point of where we were walking to.

And we come up to the gate that we were in.

Okay.

And they said, shit, instead of walking all the way around, why don't we try and slip past the security and walk across the stadium as opposed to walking around the stadium?

I'm like, you think I'm gonna be able to fucking sneak into the Super Bowl?

Well, at this point, what is she saying about her tickets?

Well, she's still lying to you.

She says that we have to get to another point of the stadium to go pick up her tickets.

She's still lying to you.

Still lying about these tickets.

Jesus.

Oh, we don't know what's a lie.

So I'm thinking, okay, fine, but who the fuck thinks like I can sneak past?

I'm not that person.

I don't sneak past.

I know.

Who the hell does that?

She does.

So her and the the security guard when someone wasn't looking decide to pull a flash move by the security guard and they get in they get past it they walk right past the guy the guy doesn't even know it works me i try to do it the guy's like can i see your ticket i'm i'm

so now we're separated and she's like well meet me at this will call thing i'm you walk that way i'll walk this way we'll see who gets there first and we'll take care

so i'm like fuck this is

now i'm starting to like freak out i'm by myself i'm sweating i'm hot the game's gonna start in 30 minutes i'm tripping out and she did leave you by yourself now by myself i gotta walk around this whatever to get to this will call so finally i walk around it takes two miles it's 10 minutes before the game i get to this will call

i'm sweating freak freaking out and i find it strange there's it's 20 minutes before the super bowl and there's not one person at will call i'm thinking what the yeah so i walk up to the window and i'm like hey man i'm here to pick up tickets for so-and-so and the guy's like tickets He looks at me like, look around you, man.

You see anyone else picking up full tickets?

And at this point, where is she?

This is where the shit is the fan and i'm like what do you mean he's like this is the 20 you know 21 super bowl there are no tickets no physical hard tickets you don't have a digital link ticket you're not getting in it's that simple so if someone had tickets for you they would have emailed them to you a long time ago and i'm thinking oh and where was she at this she's still on the inside okay so if you look at it like there was an outer ring and then an inner ring She was on the outer ring before you go into the actual stadium because they had like a fan experience.

I'm like, oh, shit.

so yeah so now i now i know she's lying now i know she's lying like 100 i know she's lying right so i start calling her like hey

i'm being nice about it i'm like at the will call i'm just waiting on you and she's like well give them the name so and so and i'm like i did give them the name so and so there's no ticket she's like i don't understand it doesn't make any sense hold on a second let me make a phone call right so then you make a phone call another phone call and he's still waiting there now it's like 20 minutes three minutes i'm still waiting for she hasn't come outside whatever blah blah blah she's like i'm coming to get you i'm coming to get you i'm coming to get you.

Okay, the game's now.

Let's put it this way: the fly-by with the bomber,

it's flying by.

So, like, the game's gonna start.

The fireworks are going off.

I'm sitting outside, and like, oh my god, what the fuck is going on?

She's like, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

10 minutes into the fucking first quarter, she comes out and she's like, They finally come outside.

She's like, Okay, I don't understand what's going on.

Let's just mix up, and come on, let's go to Will Call.

I'm like,

go right ahead.

She's like, What do do you mean there's no tickets?

And when there's no street tickets on?

I'm like, oh my God, I'm thinking to myself.

Now it's strictly theatrics because I know what the story is.

I can't believe I was that fucking stupid.

And the worst part about it all is I'm thinking to myself, like, I am so good at picking out people that are full of fucking shit.

I can't believe it was going to be a good thing.

Well, I was just saying to you at this point, she was insane.

So now she's like, okay, so how she explains it is that we were supposed to go into a suite.

And by the time we had gotten to the said suite, the people had already filled up the suite.

So now there was no more room for us at at the inn you get what i'm saying like this kind of shit like believe me it doesn't work that way they accommodate everybody

especially at that level yeah yeah

yeah so anyway you know i'm waiting for the hustle question which is let's just buy some tickets to get in there and i'm like are you fucking out of your mind so i'm just like i'm i got did she ask you to buy tickets no but she tried to get me to get back in there and i was like there's no fucking way you have to and that's you and her and this bodyguard behind her right so anyway now she's like i'm like listen i'm super turned off I'm going back to the fucking hotel.

I'm going to be home.

I'm driving right fucking back to my enemy.

Do not pass me out.

I'm fucking gone.

Half of me was like, I'm leaving this shit right fucking here.

And buddy, they can figure this shit out themselves.

And I'm like, man, I can't be that fucking big of a dick.

Whatever.

I mean, I don't think anybody in the world would have thought you were being a dick if you just left her there with the bodyguard.

Totally.

It's not like she was by herself, whatever.

But she had stuff in my car.

I had gone back to drop my bag off, her bag off.

And so it was in my car i could just hit out

off rub so now i'm like listen i just don't want to do this you know i'm really pissed off i'd like to go whatever so now we have a two-mile walk back to the car three miles which is like obviously and is just saying anything

she just keeps talking and i'm like please just stop talking about it i don't want to hear what is she saying excuses excuses yeah this is this never happens this is the you know this is crazy and i'm like listen just save it i know you're full of shit like at this point like i just i don't even want to talk about it anymore blah blah blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

The security guy's not saying anything because he knows she's full of shit, or they're both full of shit, whatever the fuck is going on.

So, finally, we get back to the car.

Now we have to drive back to the hotel.

So, we're driving back to the hotel.

And she keeps going and going.

And finally, I just turn to her and said, Look, please, okay?

You're embarrassing yourself.

Just please stop.

I just think it's best.

Like, I just, I'm laughing because, like, internally, I'm laughing, going, oh my god, I can't, like, no, we are live feeding now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, for sure.

I'm just thinking, like,

I just dropped $2,500.

$2,500.

I've spent all this money.

I can't believe it.

I'm just thinking about what my friends say.

That is such a lame, lame, lame, lame, horrible thing to do to someone.

I don't think anybody deserves to be treated like that.

I mean, it's nasty.

Yeah,

so you got in your car.

So we got back to the hotel.

I went upstairs to my room.

I got my stuff.

I just said, hey, look, I'm going back to Miami.

Knock yourself out.

I wish you the best of luck.

Like, basically, don't ever fucking call me again.

And that's it.

And you left.

and you block i hope you blocked her yeah uh she blocked me she first yeah she actually blocked me

which i just thought you did something wrong no but were you gonna talk to her again i i i don't know i i don't burn bridges like that i just never know obviously probably not like i have no desire even this moment to talk to her but it was one of those things that like I think when you you know poke through people's stories and find out who they really are, I think she was more embarrassed to know that like I know the kind of person she is.

And I think you know she just didn't want yeah now we I have to ask this bodyguard story is really bizarre do you think do you really think it was a bodyguard maybe it was somebody she was going

he's definitely a security guard I do know that

he

I'm gonna speculate but you know sometimes when people aren't who they say they are there's full fucking lies about what they are and what they do they're usually into something bad that would want something like a bodyguard i would guess like did she tell you what her business was like what she did she told me she was like an investment in some finance and shit which aka probably means drug dealer yeah you know what i mean like something like that she did quite a fair amount of time oh my god so the end of the story is you didn't watch the super bowl no you drove all night to get back to miami

i was let's put it this way by the time they were lifting the trophy i was pretty much getting to oh my god i literally made it to the end you missed the game which is something you absolutely love your favorite team winning in your stadium because some nasty bitch sorry i have to say that child pulled a stunt on you it seems to me that she was hoping i'm gonna i'm gonna do all of these things and then by the time he's in front of the stadium he's gonna be so excited i'll convince him to get a scalper and pay for it i think that that's what it thought

she could be one of those people that just slide their way into events and this is what i was saying earlier yeah a lot of events

on saturday night like 11 did some pop-up in tampa that was like some party with like 50 cent and a bunch of like whatever it was huge beach party, right?

Yeah, so we get there and she's like yeah my friends are here My friends are here my friends are here.

We get to this party

and we're standing there's obviously a huge line massive lines two huge lines VIP and whatever so the security guard goes up to another security guard and says hey I'm so-and-so and somebody with so-and-so the guy's like you know is Paul there the guy's like who the fuck are you and he's like I'm a friend of Paul's and he's like I'm Paul.

You know what I mean?

So like right then and there, I'm like, what the fuck?

Anyways, the guy's like, look, man, you may be who you say you are, but whatever, just not like, just go, I'm gonna turn my back.

And I get, he probably greased him.

And, like, so we ended up sneaking into this party, like, okay,

whatever.

And I just felt like it was probably the same vibe she was thinking about for the Super Bowl.

Like, she doesn't want to look.

We're going to slow down.

A lot of people in my life, yeah, they do do that, but still, she shouldn't have used you the way she did.

And why did she have tickets?

I definitely think this date takes the cake for like one of the worst

dates and most expensive.

And I appreciate it so much you talking about it because this podcast is about dating and relationships in general I don't want people to think that only guys are bad right but of course I'm a girl so I told a bunch of really bad guys parties last year so I got a gazillion messages like oh you're bashing man of course not so today proves and I mean I don't know if you if you're religious or not I'm not but I believe in karma so much and I believe in energy and I think this girl is like just getting the worst karma people that do that I mean mean they'll get away with it for a while but eventually you know it will be really really bad for her and by the way guys I'm not saying his name I'm not showing his face on my social media but he's so nice he's a super cool guy

and you deserve a lot better

because you're adorable and I appreciate you telling the story to the viewers I hope to God you block her

because she doesn't deserve

don't worry I can't see myself I mean Miami is a small town who knows and we we were talking about it when you told me the story.

I said as it is, unfortunately there are a lot of people like that in Miami.

Fuck, I'm quickly learning the dating scene in Miami.

It's a tough one.

It is.

My listeners know.

And actually,

my guest, my expert guest, which is April Davis, she's a relationship expert.

She's the owner of a matchmaking company.

She tells me Miami is the hardest place in all of the United States because of people like this woman.

I think everyone's always looking over their their shoulder yeah in oh sorry the other person's shoulder and what i mean is that like when you're having a conversation with you they're kind of like looking behind you and it's just that vibe in dating it's just like you meet with someone and they're like yeah wait you're great you're a really nice guy you treat me really well but this guy's got a i know disgusting

disgusting and it's sad because it makes it harder for nice people like us

but i think if you give up on dating Shitty people like her win.

No, it's not even that.

I don't like that.

I mean, it's just what it is.

It's just, I guess, guess world's colliding you get that experience with someone and move on eventually exactly you have such a great vibe yeah you move on moves on with you well yeah so i'm not worried about i don't care thank you so much you're amazing i really appreciate it this was scandalous i know i'm gonna be bombarded with 10 gazillion questions

for you so maybe i'll invite you back to answer questions if you want because you're being so nice to do this so guys if you want a question for the super nice cute guy from miami i'm not gonna tell his name he has the most adorable dog that plays with my dog dm me on my insta cat zamudo or send me messages right here i'm gonna drop it right now like always very raw very real no editing dog noise or no dog noise i'm gonna drop it on spotify google podcast google play anchor fm

um i forget all of them pocket podcasts um i forgot but the list is there anyways guys have a wonderful weekend i'll come back next week.

Thank you so much.

This was so much fun.

Did it hurt?

You were a little nervous, right?

No, it was crazy.

And he didn't even have a drink for drinking water.

Bye, guys.

Thank you.