Formula One Driver

So, now on to a more fun, cheerful story, at least the beginning of it.

Obviously, I was knocked out in pain after my birthday and everything that happened with Maiminhauko.

And I had just moved that same week after everything unfolded to a super simple but adorable apartment on the beach,

which was just above the apartment of a couple I'm really good friends with and that I know.

So, the night I moved, this is, we're talking like back in mid-February.

I'm having wine with this couple.

We're just hanging out at my new place.

And I was super sad after my birthday confrontation.

My friends were trying to cheer me up.

So, they tell me, oh, we have a friend from Brazil who had just moved to Orlando, and he's coming over this night to spend the weekend with us.

I remember the guy because I had seen him like just once before.

I'm going to call him Hulk and you guys are gonna know why later later on because in the beginning he was more like a Formula One driver and I'm also gonna tell you guys why I call him Formula One driver.

So anyways he arrived in Miami around 10 p.m.

By then me and my friends had already had tons of wine, a little pot, the mood was light, he was cheery, it was fun.

And he was coming on to me really strong, telling me how pretty I was, how sexy I was, blah, blah, blah.

You know what guys do.

I looked at his hands, and by the way, I'm obsessed with men hands.

I like strong, big, masculine hands.

So that's like the first thing I always look at.

I looked at his hands, and they were really big and nice.

So

at one point he went downstairs with my friend's husband, and I stayed at my place with my friend.

I call her Mermaid.

So I tell Mermaid, oh my god, this guy is really coming on to me.

And he looks nice.

He's actually a really handsome guy,

a little too full of himself.

You know,

he's really cocky.

He thinks he's the last Coca-Cola zero of the desert with no ice.

Yes, he has a lot of fantastic qualities, but I mean...

He's not perfect, but he has a really strong personality and he is good looking, great body, super strong arms and this very, very masculine, huge hands which is something i'm crazy about so my friend is like just do it he's great for an oil change by the way oil change she just calls it um if you're gonna have casual sex i think it's super cute and i tell her oh my god but i'm wearing sweatpants because i wasn't expecting anyone so i hadn't showered i didn't look that great although I did look good, but I didn't look that great.

And she's like, hurry, take a shower, put on some cute dress and perfume, perfume, blah, blah, blah, before they come back.

So I run to the bathroom, I take a shower, I put perfume, blah, blah, blah, and they do come back.

So whatever, cutting the story short, my friend and her husband leave, go downstairs to their apartment, and this guy stays.

And we're sitting on the couch,

the couch talking.

And

of course, he kissed me, and the kiss was amazing.

I am one of those people that think if the kiss is great, pretty much else is going to be fabulous.

And if the kiss sucks, you might as well stop everything else.

So when he kissed me, when he put his hands on me, I was like, oh my God, this is too freaking insane.

I just couldn't believe what was happening.

Sex with this guy that I barely even know, that I didn't even know, was

actually

better.

than with my Minhoko or at least just as good.

He did everything I loved.

He did everything right.

So I had this most amazing night and instead of going downstairs to sleep at our friend's place, he actually stayed with me the whole night and woke me up in the morning with more sex, which I think I told you guys in a past episode is one of my favorite things in the whole world, sex in the morning.

So very naturally, we were having breakfast in the morning.

So I was just joking.

I'm like, oh my god, this sex is so great.

It's definitely Formula One quality.

And he sang the cute Formula One song that is super well known.

If you guys are racing fans, if not, you can Google it.

It's very famous.

It's like,

So we laughed a lot, and his nickname stuck.

I kept calling him, oh, F F1 driver, F1 driver, F1 driver.

And I really, really think he deserved it big time because sex was fantastic.

I don't think it was all thanks to him because I believe it's all about chemistry.

And I think we had amazing chemistry together.

Later, later, later on, he told me, oh, sex with me is always great.

He talks about himself in the third person, like he uses his name.

Oh, sex with Hulk, I'm not going to say his real name, is always great.

But I disagree.

I think...

Sometimes we just have this insanely fantastic chemistry with someone and it takes two to have that reaction.

But anyways, we were laughing and I call him F1 driver.

And the next morning was a Sunday.

And we ended up spending this super, super fun Sunday.

Me, this guy, and our couple friends.

We went to the beach, we barbecued, we drank.

So instead of leaving back to Orlando Sunday night, he spent an extra night with me.

And I thought it was really, really, really great.

And then he left like Monday.

5 a.m.

Went back to Orlando to work.

When he left, I was like, oh my god, hallelujah, there is actually someone in the world that I can have great sex with other than Minhoko.

So he made me feel just so much better about that entire situation.

After he left, we kept communicating via WhatsApp and always joking, like, what a fantastic racing week it was.

Blah, blah, blah.

And I invited him to come back after like a couple of weekends.

I said, oh my God, I really need another racing weekend like this.

This is just so amazing.

And he agreed.

He was like, yeah, how can I refuse that?

So I was really, really excited.

I knew he had just ended a marriage in Brazil, and that was the main reason why he moved back here.

So he wasn't ready for like a commitment or a relationship.

But I was very excited about it.

I thought our chemistry was amazing.

I thought we had great conversation.

It was great that we had our best friends in common.

So I was really, really, really excited about this guy.

Plus, he made me feel something that I never felt before.

He made me feel that I could get over Minhoko, that I could actually have a great

relationship or sex or anything with someone else.

So I was really, really, really excited about that good beginning.