VENMO JOELLA (w/ Aaron Jackson + Josh Sharp)

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Speaker 24 Oh, I was thinking more cranberry juice or ginger beer, but that works too.

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Speaker 71 Look, man.

Speaker 72 Oh, I see.

Speaker 73 My eye. Oh, my.
Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that a culture?

Speaker 74 Yes.

Speaker 52 Goodness.

Speaker 75 Las Culturistas.

Speaker 76 Ding-dong.

Speaker 78 Las culturistas calling.

Speaker 78 Well,

Speaker 79 this episode was supposed to start a different way.

Speaker 80 Tell them of the bit.

Speaker 78 Tell them of the bit.

Speaker 82 Even better.

Speaker 78 Even better.

Speaker 83 Let's do the bit.

Speaker 84 I felt like.

Speaker 85 It wasn't feeling like a safe environment for the bit once I brought it to the floor.

Speaker 87 No one.

Speaker 82 Let's try the bit.

Speaker 80 Here was going to be the bit.

Speaker 90 The bit was going to be Bowen and Josh Sharp start the show show as if nothing

Speaker 95 no one was the wiser but tell them why because aaron and i came today sort of wearing a shirt shirt button sort of like button-down shirts with like the bold statements sort of real patterns bright statements and bold patterns bright patterns

Speaker 78 drew drove drew drogi Was I referencing it and therefore was the correction right to do?

Speaker 104 I was it was a rip, not a correction.

Speaker 105 Oh

Speaker 106 oh can you tell my guard is up?

Speaker 99 Yeah, you seem hackled.

Speaker 33 But this is where it started to break down bit wise.

Speaker 33 Josh and Aaron are wearing t-shirts. Aaron and Matt are wearing button-downs.

Speaker 101 With bold statements and bright patterns.

Speaker 33 Right. And so not a Drew Droghi reference.

Speaker 72 Not a Drew Drogie reference.

Speaker 109 Title of F. Title of F.

Speaker 78 Not a Drew Droghi reference.

Speaker 102 Title of F.

Speaker 33 But I think it just, it broke down because Matt was saying, okay, so then Josh and I, Matt, as in, I, as in Matt, Josh and I will start the show.

Speaker 102 No one is playing.

Speaker 102 I'm not sure if I'm not Matt.

Speaker 71 Yeah,

Speaker 77 I do think

Speaker 77 that's the first one, two, one,

Speaker 78 ding, dung.

Speaker 71 Don't lost your eyes, but this is where

Speaker 83 it broke down.

Speaker 114 I said, Matt said that Matt and Joshua would be the host of the show, then Aaron and I would come in later.

Speaker 95 That doesn't make any goddamn sense because I said if both if,

Speaker 95 okay, if Aaron and I were both wearing statement shirts with bright colors and bold patterns, we would sit on one couch and you and Joshua, who are both in more simple tees, would start the show.

Speaker 117 Yeah.

Speaker 99 Let us start the show.

Speaker 95 Let's see the logic.

Speaker 79 Let us try again.

Speaker 118 Let us try again.

Speaker 84 Start the episode.

Speaker 119 Two, one.

Speaker 119 Ding dong.

Speaker 99 Las culturist calling.

Speaker 121 Garu.

Speaker 72 Epic Orlando was universal, y'all.

Speaker 78 It was universal.

Speaker 124 It was the universal experience for the guys, girls, and gays.

Speaker 72 Now, wait,

Speaker 120 now that the bitch is going,

Speaker 124 you were to be Matt. Were you to be the guest?

Speaker 127 You were to be the same same

Speaker 95 would have been the guest can i just say what the dream of the bit was and maybe if with more time we could have executed the bit is if

Speaker 95 bowen game and josh sharp had started the podcast totally and not said anything it was just bowen and josh starting it and then we come in me and aaron jackson and we don't even mention

Speaker 131 you gave josh and i the keys to your car which makes us feel a little a little and y'all didn't know how to drive stick but it was it's your car that you you were like i've i've got a car y'all drive it's a beautiful honda crv you screamed at us i guess i thought that the instructions for how to drive the car were clearer than they were it's kind of an ending

Speaker 94 style bit that really just

Speaker 76 Fucks with the forms.

Speaker 95 What's crazy is I didn't even think it was that crazy. I didn't think it was.

Speaker 138 To not address it.

Speaker 118 It was not

Speaker 33 communicated.

Speaker 113 And this is what episodes

Speaker 104 the bit is what is so shocking.

Speaker 134 This is episode 14 or 15 of the pod, right?

Speaker 103 Yeah, we really started it.

Speaker 112 Forever, dollar forever, doll.

Speaker 81 Yeah, cut that out.

Speaker 126 We're fledgling.

Speaker 144 You know what's funny is people are in the middle of the year.

Speaker 145 What year are we in? People have been begging for this.

Speaker 78 People have been begging for this.

Speaker 147 People have been begging for this for.

Speaker 33 You're nine, doll.

Speaker 108 Ah, yes.

Speaker 94 You're nine. You're wearing your.

Speaker 148 Ah, yes.

Speaker 149 And the cacophony is back.

Speaker 94 This is an Obama-era podcast.

Speaker 111 No, I'm never

Speaker 95 technically.

Speaker 95 It was the last months of the Obama presidency.

Speaker 77 So then, yes.

Speaker 109 I'm sorry.

Speaker 39 Do not raise your voice.

Speaker 139 I didn't.

Speaker 78 I didn't.

Speaker 95 So why? What would you guys say was the culture that made you say culture was for you?

Speaker 112 Because I knew you.

Speaker 82 Because I knew you were.

Speaker 150 I'm going to get to New York.

Speaker 78 Because I knew.

Speaker 94 I didn't really get culture until two weeks ago on a Thursday night.

Speaker 95 And then you saw what culture was when you saw Rosie O'Donnell

Speaker 94 have a great Emmy-winning guest star. Right.

Speaker 33 Y'all went, y'all learned about culture at the O'Mary Tony's party, which we were not invited to.

Speaker 154 You didn't get the invite.

Speaker 155 I don't think we did.

Speaker 156 I actually don't think we did.

Speaker 144 Which is okay because I was going to say oversight

Speaker 157 is mad at you.

Speaker 158 I think so. And for what?

Speaker 148 I don't know, but apparently. And are you mad at Cole?

Speaker 33 Now they are. Now.

Speaker 99 I'm going to wait to say yes or no.

Speaker 95 For likely yes, but I'm going to wait.

Speaker 159 Okay.

Speaker 97 Was it a place?

Speaker 119 Was it to say if I'm mad?

Speaker 91 I see. Because what were you going to say?

Speaker 33 I think it's all, I'm only mad at Cole if they're mad at me.

Speaker 33 Does that make sense?

Speaker 124 And that, and that is that, that, it's tip for tat, and that happens all the time.

Speaker 119 I'm mad at Cole.

Speaker 94 I think it's the same with crushes. You might not realize you're into someone until they say, I'm into you, and you say, oh, mutual.
Yeah. Let's boogie.

Speaker 33 But then does that, does that make you second guess it at all? You're like, oh, this was contingent on them having a crush on me.

Speaker 96 To me, it's going to be proposed.

Speaker 78 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 135 It's going to be proposed.

Speaker 122 Proposed analog or marriage.

Speaker 81 Oh.

Speaker 82 A penetrative anal.

Speaker 95 Well, I mean, someone being attracted to you is a turn on.

Speaker 95 wouldn't you say yes it's one of other guys best qualities when they want to attract it to me my favorite thing about you is that you like me

Speaker 95 that's actually a good like greeting card my favorite thing about you and you open it is that you like me yeah winky face emoji

Speaker 99 whatever it is a Venmo request yeah

Speaker 78 it's a rule of culture really as host she is as host allow me to say that's a rule of culture

Speaker 164 wait what was um my favorite thing about you is that you like me.

Speaker 165 Oh, which number is that?

Speaker 123 That's 1,691.

Speaker 126 My favorite thing about you is that you like me.

Speaker 168 Now, I just want to go back to something that Aaron put out there.

Speaker 33 Oh, a card and a Venmo request.

Speaker 96 I just want to,

Speaker 118 can I observe something?

Speaker 33 Part of Aaron's sort of lexicon of comedy is

Speaker 78 to end it, to end

Speaker 143 a statement with Venmo, a mention of Venmo, or or Joella, or both, as in a call to action Venmo Joella.

Speaker 105 And it's funny to hear you describe that as comedic because I would say

Speaker 111 incredibly serious.

Speaker 97 Or all you say.

Speaker 80 Both can be Joella.

Speaker 78 Yes, thank you. Venmo Joella.

Speaker 111 Wait, maybe.

Speaker 79 I do have to say that the title of Epp has to be Venmo, Venmo, Joelle.

Speaker 82 Venmo Joella.

Speaker 117 So can we explain who Joella is?

Speaker 94 Joella was a drag race contestant on season, I'm not seven sure.

Speaker 98 49.

Speaker 78 49.

Speaker 174 And if you don't know that don't listen to this podcast just venmo joe this is the wrong podcast for you two episode run would we say three

Speaker 94 three and it was since i would say sensational

Speaker 95 a lot with a little yeah i think history will look back kindly on this these she'll probably get brought back at some point it was so i mean she really made a mark can i say like i was almost ready to say something snide when you said she'll probably get brought back soon because i feel like they're bringing everybody back for all-stars but then i will also say i'm kind of eating my hat with the girls that i thought weren't going to give on all-stars because I'm all-stars happening.

Speaker 87 Every group of all-stars, there is a lot of people.

Speaker 180 They're giving and gaving.

Speaker 78 They're giving, gaving, and gaping.

Speaker 78 The guys.

Speaker 102 I give them all proppers because I'm entertained thoroughly.

Speaker 94 The tournament of all-stars.

Speaker 95 I like the tournament. I like 666.

Speaker 135 Me too. Oh, devil.
I said what I said.

Speaker 183 Oh, devil.

Speaker 138 Devilish.

Speaker 132 Devil-ish

Speaker 105 Satan. Yeah.

Speaker 184 Play this podcast while you watch Wizard of Oz. Sync them up.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 135 And you will speak to the devil.

Speaker 94 Josh and I were at the gay bar Twist in Miami, Florida. And legendary weekend Mayhem, Lady Gaga's Mayhem came out.
Sure.

Speaker 94 And in that front bar, if you've ever been, it's sort of just casual with televisions. And they played Mayhem and started House of Gucci at the same time as if it was Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 186 It's synced up.

Speaker 111 I don't know that that exists.

Speaker 78 To what? Anytime.

Speaker 85 If just like Adrian Brody, if it would like cut, not Adrian Brody, Joy Leto.

Speaker 48 No, Adam Driver.

Speaker 78 Adam Driver.

Speaker 139 It would like cut.

Speaker 157 There's an A.

Speaker 102 Sorry, Adam.

Speaker 94 If it was like on the beat and would cut to him, we'd just scream.

Speaker 126 Yeah.

Speaker 85 On the beat.

Speaker 80 Yeah, just like if a cut matchup was an beat.

Speaker 92 I wanted to take you to the garden on Gucci.

Speaker 76 I'm like, garden. Ah!

Speaker 81 Screaming.

Speaker 171 So anyway, everybody do that.

Speaker 124 Venmo Joel, pause the broadcast.

Speaker 97 Venmo Joel.

Speaker 94 Pause again.

Speaker 124 Yeah. Sync up.

Speaker 71 Awesome. Gucci.

Speaker 82 Do you know what I'm enjoying?

Speaker 175 An hour-long album with a two-hour-long movie?

Speaker 131 Yes.

Speaker 131 Lupin.

Speaker 126 Luke the tricycle.

Speaker 151 Do you have a suggested donation to Joela or is this sort of pay what you can?

Speaker 94 Pay what you will, but honey, if you are going to a pride event that costs over $50,

Speaker 135 at least $6,000.

Speaker 183 And

Speaker 33 that's what Radiohead said about in Rainbows in 2007.

Speaker 134 They said, Tom said, if you're going to a Pride event,

Speaker 78 it's over $5,000.

Speaker 137 Over $50,000.

Speaker 33 Pay us $6,000 for this album.

Speaker 95 I got to tell you, one of my biggest cultural blind spots is radio.

Speaker 72 That's okay.

Speaker 94 They're always cracked my top five.

Speaker 102 Yeah.

Speaker 78 What? Is that true?

Speaker 102 That's my biggest. You, I believe.

Speaker 127 I didn't know that.

Speaker 176 You don't believe it, y'all.

Speaker 165 You're listening to the fucking revival of parade.

Speaker 76 You're listening to rag time.

Speaker 72 OBC.

Speaker 104 You're listening to OBC.

Speaker 164 Can I give to your people one of the kindest things you've ever done?

Speaker 191 Because you know, me, Aaron, and Patrick are big Bjork girls.

Speaker 78 Yes.

Speaker 193 And so when her last album came out, we got a text from you that said, Girls, I wanted you to know I really tried to listen to the new Bjork album,

Speaker 192 as you said, but I had to turn it off halfway through.

Speaker 135 I found a lot of the

Speaker 135 imagery to be disturbing.

Speaker 71 Yeah, and we all did.

Speaker 149 I really appreciate this.

Speaker 143 I mean it, Jimmy.

Speaker 114 I made it.

Speaker 126 I really liked that you put that out there.

Speaker 94 Sasara is from a weird girl, a weird girl album. She has more like, this is a song with a chorus type of album.

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 109 I mean, I, here's the thing:

Speaker 95 there's there's nothing like sort of like being in Fire Island and watching all your sisters vibe on. I think it was some, some hallucinogenic and watching you not just listen to, but commune with

Speaker 144 both nature and Bjork together.

Speaker 164 That was existing inside of a Bjork song.

Speaker 99 What's the song?

Speaker 33 It's from Off Vespertine.

Speaker 118 What was the song that we were vibing to?

Speaker 99 Hunter?

Speaker 33 Not Hunter. No, no, no.
Off Vespertine, where it was with the we're fucking like the music.

Speaker 97 Oh, that's by Ophelia.

Speaker 94 We were listening to

Speaker 190 Crystalline.

Speaker 190 Crystalline.

Speaker 33 Crystalline.

Speaker 138 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 91 The best song on the bat.

Speaker 95 Is FKI Twigs one of the daughters of Bjork?

Speaker 78 Absolutely. Absolutely.

Speaker 72 Kind of all of them are.

Speaker 101 There's many.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 197 Sega Bodega is a daughter of Bjork. Carolyn Policek's a daughter of Bjork.

Speaker 103 Yeah. You know,

Speaker 33 wait, I didn't know you were a metalhead.

Speaker 72 Well, I like hardcore.

Speaker 124 Turnstile. So, Josh is wearing a turnstile.

Speaker 191 I'm really trying to get gay guys into turnstile this summer.

Speaker 152 Everyone

Speaker 33 at the turnstile show the other week.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 117 Who would you describe as everyone?

Speaker 198 Because I wish there were more.

Speaker 95 Like people of all shapes and sizes.

Speaker 111 Esther cream, mashed on cream.

Speaker 95 Basically, when we're talking about everyone, there's no real signifier. It would just be anyone you could think of could be there in that moment when we say everyone.

Speaker 201 And I want to take back that question. Cut that question from the end of the day.

Speaker 150 No, Jack Coddy.

Speaker 71 I say the cuts.

Speaker 82 I say the cuts.

Speaker 160 Tourist Dallas for everyone.

Speaker 160 I had some.

Speaker 143 You should go.

Speaker 157 You should go. You should go.

Speaker 88 It is.

Speaker 149 I find hardcore, it's like a queer space where it's sort of like

Speaker 109 sorry.

Speaker 33 I didn't mean to say metal, yeah.

Speaker 108 But hardcore,

Speaker 193 hardcore people are erratically accepting in a way way that queer people are.

Speaker 1 You know, they're like all shapes, all sizes get in the pit.

Speaker 136 You know what I mean? Erratically accepting.

Speaker 94 Yeah. I just didn't hear you correct.

Speaker 75 Correct.

Speaker 133 I love hardcore music.

Speaker 97 I love Fugazi.

Speaker 164 Gay guys should get into Fugazi. Gay guys should get into fucked up.

Speaker 197 Gay guys should get into turnstile.

Speaker 193 I like fucked up.

Speaker 152 I feel like you're Canadian.

Speaker 166 You're Canadian siblings.

Speaker 128 How would gay guys benefit from getting into this particular music?

Speaker 95 I need to know. Meet you.

Speaker 144 What is it about gay men that they're missing?

Speaker 111 I think there's a lot of misgenre.

Speaker 152 That's a great point.

Speaker 94 Pop doesn't have a lot of rage.

Speaker 178 And I do think there's.

Speaker 147 you haven't heard Olivia Rodrigo.

Speaker 203 Sure.

Speaker 102 Other than Olivia Rodrigo, you haven't.

Speaker 141 I sung it live.

Speaker 95 That was a sad moment.

Speaker 72 You would have heard her.

Speaker 90 It's really.

Speaker 94 She says the F-word in that song. Yeah.

Speaker 99 Can we cuss on this pod?

Speaker 102 Yeah, you can cuss.

Speaker 186 Okay. She's fagging.

Speaker 83 Fuck it.

Speaker 203 Fuck it.

Speaker 95 See, that wasn't the one I was spending.

Speaker 204 In this climate,

Speaker 95 you're catching me off guard in this climate, that's for sure.

Speaker 191 But I think you might like Radiohead

Speaker 94 because Josh always says Tom York taught Josh Vibrado.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 89 That's one of our great male singers.

Speaker 134 I know you're lacking in male singers.

Speaker 166 You like something else we learned in Fire Island.

Speaker 94 We said name your favorite male singer. It took you so long.
And then you said Stevie Wonder question mark.

Speaker 91 But well, did I arrive at a slayer? What?

Speaker 78 No, you're right.

Speaker 203 That's a great answer.

Speaker 111 I don't think you're funny words.

Speaker 190 It's not so much that you disparage male singers.

Speaker 134 You just worship female singers so much.

Speaker 80 Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 76 Is there room for the possibility that maybe I was just being thoughtful in the answer that and that's why there was a little bit of time maybe y'all need

Speaker 209 to be more thoughtful there is room for the way you shout out yeah you're right

Speaker 86 the way you shout out maybe you need to be more thoughtful there is room for the idea that you were being thoughtful in that moment you weren't but there's room but there's room

Speaker 133 but tommy we're more united than

Speaker 78 never

Speaker 119 the four of us oh my god power of the room power of the room

Speaker 167 power of the dog

Speaker 95 champion what if i just didn't let it go the whole time and he just really started to fight and I just did it?

Speaker 83 Yeah.

Speaker 152 My wrists,

Speaker 135 my tender wrists.

Speaker 33 What's Matt's syllabus on radiohead, do you think?

Speaker 138 I think okay computer

Speaker 119 or in rainbows.

Speaker 80 I sometimes find rainbows.

Speaker 102 That's a really good starter

Speaker 204 music.

Speaker 138 Okay computer a lot, right? The Benz has a lot of rates.

Speaker 129 The Benz is good.

Speaker 94 I love the Benz is like first chorus first chorus, which is nice.

Speaker 153 It's pop.

Speaker 212 But I'd be curious what you think of In Rainbows. In Rainbows is really good.

Speaker 94 Okay, I'll start there.

Speaker 213 I really will.

Speaker 95 Yeah. And I'll send you a Bjork-esque text.

Speaker 76 Hi, guys.

Speaker 95 How is everyone doing today? I want you to know I started In Rainbows and I got approximately six songs in before I found the imagery disturbing.

Speaker 179 It's not disturbing.

Speaker 94 It starts a little, but then it gets really pretty.

Speaker 95 I guess it being called In Rainbows, that would sort of, you know, assuage us of the idea there's going to be terrors within the Sonic Life.

Speaker 33 Now, there's a song on In Rainbows called House of Cards. It's not about the TV show, so don't get scared by that.

Speaker 137 It's not a spacey reference.

Speaker 83 No.

Speaker 78 Most of the time. How great was he on that? You know, bring him back.

Speaker 111 I want him.

Speaker 78 How great was he on that?

Speaker 82 He should be

Speaker 126 into him. Oh, he should be O'Mary.

Speaker 201 He should replace Cole.

Speaker 141 That would be good.

Speaker 33 Spacey was Mary Todd.

Speaker 78 Cole, Cole. Team.

Speaker 78 Talk about drag queen.

Speaker 215 Please put Kevin Spacey in O'Mary.

Speaker 95 There's no drag queen doing anything as subversive as Kevin Spacey as O'Mary.

Speaker 72 Joella accepting.

Speaker 94 Joella accepting.

Speaker 170 Joella as all

Speaker 163 Finmo Joella.

Speaker 174 Joella.

Speaker 162 Zell, Kevin Spacey.

Speaker 164 Zelle, Kevin Spacey.

Speaker 33 Actually, this is the actual casting.

Speaker 53 Joella as Mary.

Speaker 33 Yes. Kevin Spacey as Abe.

Speaker 130 Yes. Okay.

Speaker 152 As Mary's husband.

Speaker 33 And who's Mary's teacher?

Speaker 147 James Scully reprises James Scully.

Speaker 95 He goes back and no one does it better.

Speaker 98 No Mary.

Speaker 135 Could you beat the best?

Speaker 217 Whereas the other two can easily be beat.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 78 It's many nominees.

Speaker 108 I think Cole and Conrad, I've seen it.

Speaker 157 I've seen it.

Speaker 119 You know what I mean?

Speaker 78 And we're mad at Cole.

Speaker 150 And we're mad at Cole. We're mad at Cole.

Speaker 81 Remember? We're mad. Earlier?

Speaker 138 How was the party?

Speaker 183 A gag. Joyful.

Speaker 94 A total gag.

Speaker 157 A gag and joy.

Speaker 101 Oh, I love that.

Speaker 110 Joyful.

Speaker 96 Please be please be earnest.

Speaker 190 Well, this year we found we were saying how much like many of our dear friends were nominated for

Speaker 114 crazy. I'm saying

Speaker 151 more.

Speaker 171 I've seen it twice.

Speaker 95 I wish he went two days in a row.

Speaker 191 And you talked about it on the pod, maybe even.

Speaker 138 I talked about it, but I would love to talk about it again.

Speaker 142 Something for them to know is that Kimmy Bellflower, who wrote it, who's incredible, grew up with my boyfriend in the like one-stoplight rural town.

Speaker 145 And so they, as teenagers, pledged to be like, if you ever get nominated for for a tony, I'll take you.

Speaker 81 And so they're so good.

Speaker 82 Looking cunt.

Speaker 176 He looked cunt.

Speaker 95 I will say he did look fantastic.

Speaker 164 Plus one who made the carpet and the Vogue ride up.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 94 And then have you seen Dead Outlaw starring Andrew Durand?

Speaker 95 Not yet. We love Andre Durant.

Speaker 150 Not yet.

Speaker 49 I am an Andrew Durand fan.

Speaker 95 I loved him in Shocked. Shucked.

Speaker 33 He was so good and shocked.

Speaker 166 I was with Spring Awakening, Inc.

Speaker 78 So umbrellas of Turnbull's

Speaker 73 Rivio

Speaker 94 over in the West End.

Speaker 219 Why did they ever bring that here?

Speaker 33 Because we're dumb.

Speaker 94 I think it didn't run that long.

Speaker 128 I don't think it ran that long there.

Speaker 96 No offense.

Speaker 115 The show

Speaker 122 history.

Speaker 135 A show with jokes.

Speaker 95 A show with real jokes made me realize last night I saw Alex Newell at the Mets Pride game. She sang the national anthem down.

Speaker 82 Oh, I bet she did.

Speaker 77 Taking it back.

Speaker 149 One of the few who's probably like, could we raise it actually?

Speaker 80 Can we make it higher?

Speaker 79 Oh, 100%.

Speaker 95 And then Jeremiah Brent threw out the first pitch.

Speaker 105 Oh, yep.

Speaker 157 And I saw Jan was there in the full get up.

Speaker 95 Jan is one of my favorite people to kind of just see out of that.

Speaker 102 One of the greatest things.

Speaker 33 She sang the national anthem recently.

Speaker 8 She gave pre-shows at the she were saying in the K corner.

Speaker 95 I love that. So Jan was giving pre-shows and they kept calling it the K corner.

Speaker 90 And I was like, girl, what?

Speaker 91 Thinking they were like a gay guy and talking about the ketamine to reference.

Speaker 95 It just means where they knock up where all this, the strikeouts happen.

Speaker 82 The KO short and KO.

Speaker 95 So let me just say that.

Speaker 193 This is why gay guys need to listen to hardcore music.

Speaker 215 Just stop thinking K means ketamine at every second.

Speaker 174 You realize it means strikeout.

Speaker 95 So, this is a big difference between straight and queer culture: K to straight men means strikeout, and K to gay men means ketamine.

Speaker 95 This is one way we can start to have a conversation and a dialogue.

Speaker 214 Well, and it's also class.

Speaker 198 You're talking about working class.

Speaker 78 For the 1%, K is thousands.

Speaker 149 100K, 200K.

Speaker 220 It's money, y'all.

Speaker 135 Fight the rich, eat the rich. Yeah, K.

Speaker 33 And then for scientists, it's Kelvin.

Speaker 110 Yes, Kelvin.

Speaker 160 Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 95 And for for Kim Kardashian, it's her first and last name.

Speaker 46 Okay, so you know how the world is a chaotic, swirling ball of total stress right now?

Speaker 222 Well, we have a new Hulu show from Ryan Murphy that will give you the much-needed break from reality.

Speaker 69 And whether you know it or not, you are already completely obsessed.

Speaker 225 It's called All's Fair, and Ms.

Speaker 51 Kardashian plays Allura Grant, the most in-demand divorce attorney in Los Angeles.

Speaker 227 Get it?

Speaker 68 It's All's Fair, as in All's Fair in Love and War, and she's a divorce attorney.

Speaker 229 Love it.

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Speaker 50 Clouds is out. Have you seen South?

Speaker 75 Just a little BB?

Speaker 168 Whatever. Clouds is out.

Speaker 33 What is this?

Speaker 94 She is a TikTok, but back in the day, just an Instagram star. And she used to, now she does like all sex toys.

Speaker 90 Like like that's her or then lube and stuff but she used to give inspirational messages and often they were done where you could only see her nails on camera and she had this crazy blue synthetic wig okay we're getting visual where you're going oh yeah that's great oh that's really good or actually really interested in her for everyone listening at home josh just crawled on the ground and went to camera and made clothes and i want us and i want us in the video to not use that angle and i want yeah

Speaker 189 you're being told to go that one i'm being told to do it again no no and then and then we're gonna use the opposite camera that's interesting

Speaker 263 She'd be like, don't use the wide eye. Okay.

Speaker 124 So I just got a delicious.

Speaker 135 That's actually, that's very muppety piece.

Speaker 95 I'm just saying I am seeing what it's doing in the video.

Speaker 156 It was really working.

Speaker 127 And she would have to

Speaker 142 snail, snail, snail.

Speaker 82 And once again,

Speaker 94 she was wearing a blue wig and like eating a lollipop. And she goes, if you're having yourself a bad day, ask yourself why.

Speaker 185 She's sucking lollipop.

Speaker 94 She goes, living in Los Angeles. Here I am in

Speaker 108 Los Angeles.

Speaker 94 Trouble don't last for always, bitch.

Speaker 78 So we say that a lot.

Speaker 82 Trouble don't last for always, bitch.

Speaker 94 I have watched that video when experiences aggression.

Speaker 215 For when I'm having it down, and I watch her go, Trouble don't last always.

Speaker 123 Living in Los Angeles.

Speaker 78 Clouds is out.

Speaker 121 Trouble don't last for always.

Speaker 79 That is beautiful.

Speaker 33 That is a simplified way of what I've been saying lately, which is a little bit eye-rolly, but I'm like, despair is a transitional phase.

Speaker 109 Yes.

Speaker 33 Trouble don't last for always.

Speaker 102 Yes, bitch. Clouds.

Speaker 95 It's really, it's two ways of saying that.

Speaker 83 Clouds is not.

Speaker 33 Yes, absolutely. 100%.

Speaker 214 I have to say this too.

Speaker 177 She says wig blowing like a motherfucker.

Speaker 82 Oh, yeah. Wig blowing like a motherfucker.

Speaker 126 I mean, come on.

Speaker 98 That's what she says, too.

Speaker 196 I mean, come on.

Speaker 144 We blowing like a motherfucker.

Speaker 95 Trouble don't last for always, bitch.

Speaker 94 We'll send it to you. It's beautiful.
You can put it in the Instagram.

Speaker 95 Trouble don't last for always, bitch, is very much a sibling of ain't Miss God cousin.

Speaker 142 Miss God tied up something all.

Speaker 193 They're cousins. They're kin.

Speaker 1 Okay, oh, Mary Party, fabulous.

Speaker 134 For Cole to win to Sam to win.

Speaker 196 Incredible.

Speaker 268 Stunning. Deserve it.

Speaker 72 Two talented people that deserve two talents. Oh, my God.

Speaker 211 Then I linked up with Blake and Kimmy, and we ended the night.

Speaker 212 Kimmy, who should be on the pod at some point, actually.

Speaker 52 She would be really good.

Speaker 174 Blake, too, but he'd be less fun.

Speaker 133 That's a quote probably from him.

Speaker 152 He'd agree.

Speaker 198 And we ended our night at the Plaza Hotel getting banana splits on room service at 6 in the morning.

Speaker 103 Oh, I love that.

Speaker 78 Heaven.

Speaker 126 Heavenly.

Speaker 94 And Josh also was going to pine that day, and he came much later.

Speaker 215 I did not make it on the morning ferry.

Speaker 33 Because he, you know, did the booger sugar.

Speaker 78 He did it.

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 134 A banana split at six in the morning.

Speaker 96 The snow that goes up.

Speaker 99 The snow that goes up.

Speaker 217 I had the slopes. The banana split slopes.

Speaker 76 Now,

Speaker 33 we didn't even get a chance to mention this because we did not bring y'all in.

Speaker 101 I'm Aaron.

Speaker 189 You're Aaron.

Speaker 33 And this is Josh. Aaron.

Speaker 214 This is on Sandino.

Speaker 193 I'm on Women and Men.

Speaker 78 I'm Sandino.

Speaker 95 I didn't even realize that didn't happen.

Speaker 43 Well,

Speaker 33 we just have to quickly plug because we said the name Sam Pinkleton, Tony winning Sam Pinkleton, who is now directing Josh's show at the Greenwich House Theater.

Speaker 138 It's July 7th called Ta-Da.

Speaker 33 Yes.

Speaker 211 I'm doing the canonical one-man off-Broadway experience.

Speaker 142 I'm gagged.

Speaker 118 I'm so excited.

Speaker 118 I'm coming on opening night.

Speaker 98 Yes.

Speaker 95 You said that the opening night is July 7th 7th.

Speaker 33 You'll be gone.

Speaker 229 I'll be back in LA. There'll be other chances.

Speaker 72 But I'm coming.

Speaker 171 Because it runs through August 23rd.

Speaker 95 And maybe I'll see a preview.

Speaker 97 Absolutely.

Speaker 81 How about that?

Speaker 119 Seven shows a week.

Speaker 78 Yun, yun, yun, yun, yun.

Speaker 200 Are you going to be on your vocal health game?

Speaker 145 I'm going to have to be on my vocal health game.

Speaker 208 Because even for plays, you know, you're still talking.

Speaker 78 You're still yak yak.

Speaker 183 He's utilizing the voice.

Speaker 133 I can't, I don't have a scene partner to yak, yak, yak.

Speaker 160 Do you have an understudy?

Speaker 111 Me.

Speaker 171 Actually, that would be

Speaker 130 people would love that.

Speaker 94 That would be like, yeah, I'll talk about my deep, personal, specific life experience.

Speaker 219 I love Josh's show.

Speaker 95 Did you see Aaron?

Speaker 102 Aaron actually really has something special.

Speaker 183 What do you talk about?

Speaker 105 His mom is coming.

Speaker 117 Good. Josh is good.

Speaker 163 But when Aaron talks about

Speaker 171 Josh, I love Aaron's battle with ovarian cancer.

Speaker 106 It really sings.

Speaker 145 Literally, Aaron sings when you're in the middle of the

Speaker 89 day as Josh.

Speaker 183 Oh, it was so good.

Speaker 99 Stacy was great.

Speaker 141 Stacy was amazing.

Speaker 33 When his mom knew he was gay, but didn't know how to broach the subject.

Speaker 219 You know, because I didn't think Josh was that high, but I thought Kevin was really sexy in the wrong.

Speaker 174 He looked very in his body.

Speaker 95 I think since he's come out, he's become even better.

Speaker 210 Yeah, oh, yeah.

Speaker 95 We'll never know if Kevin Spacey was a better actor as an out-gay man, you know?

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 120 When he was out and after, he wasn't doing this anymore.

Speaker 104 Well, someone has to.

Speaker 93 Well, I just got mine i don't think so honey

Speaker 60 conversations happening everyone's too afraid don't you think everyone's too afraid everyone is too afraid to get into it too afraid to make spacey jokes lest instagram find out and say hey here's a grab of them talking about how they wish spacey was given another chance to become an outday actor when did we lose him um to society's disdain oh god I think when people think

Speaker 80 about

Speaker 210 miners, I want to know the year.

Speaker 151 I don't remember.

Speaker 95 I'm going to imagine 2017. 17.

Speaker 94 You think it was in the big me too?

Speaker 163 You think he did it right after your pod started.

Speaker 78 You think they were linked. I think,

Speaker 95 yeah, I mean, House of Cards has been what was going on from like 2011.

Speaker 72 Can I say 12? Go ahead.

Speaker 124 Say it.

Speaker 33 Pilot episode. I go,

Speaker 33 I've seen Malcolm in the middle. I've seen the Tickamera shit.

Speaker 102 Turning this off. I'm never

Speaker 137 whispering.

Speaker 94 I didn't like House of Cards.

Speaker 95 You never liked that?

Speaker 78 I like season one, but I can get loud too, bitch. Like, I didn't like cost of cards.

Speaker 138 It's a Sandra DS Twine thing.

Speaker 111 It's a Sandra Zoom DS Twine thing.

Speaker 78 You can get loud too.

Speaker 95 We got to talk about the Traders Cast, too.

Speaker 234 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 94 And no one wants to really talk about Australia versus the World Survivor, which is really the big event.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 33 I would love to know more. Please educate.

Speaker 152 I do, too.

Speaker 177 This is dull as hell.

Speaker 94 Australian Survivor is now the superior franchise.

Speaker 109 Franchise.

Speaker 135 Oh, please. Absolutely.

Speaker 85 Has been for a few years.

Speaker 33 And Australia versus the the World is

Speaker 175 all-stars. Yeah.

Speaker 94 All-stars from all the franchises, but there's like, I'm just going to make up numbers, like eight Australian survivor players and then eight internationals. And the U.S.

Speaker 94 we have are Tony, Parverty, and Serene.

Speaker 136 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 95 Really good stuff. And one of the Aussie people is David the Golden God.

Speaker 94 David the Golden God, Shawnee.

Speaker 95 Shawnee. King Joe.

Speaker 94 King Joe.

Speaker 95 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 91 This is a good group.

Speaker 94 Actress Pia's friend.

Speaker 135 Joanne.

Speaker 78 I've never heard of Pia's best friend.

Speaker 206 Actress Pia is like my favorite survivor wonder of all of us.

Speaker 97 Yeah, I've heard about Actress Pia.

Speaker 107 Actress Pia.

Speaker 79 So tell everyone about Actress Pia.

Speaker 214 Actress Pia.

Speaker 97 Actually, I don't know what that was.

Speaker 185 Actress Pia was on a great season of survival.

Speaker 102 With Luke Talkie.

Speaker 185 And he's going to be back.

Speaker 96 I love Luke.

Speaker 94 Luke Talkie, one Australian Big Brother.

Speaker 108 Okay.

Speaker 178 Anyway, it's just a great, it's going to be great.

Speaker 94 It's really going to be a sensation.

Speaker 101 Wow.

Speaker 94 Even if it flops, it's like impossible that there's not an amazing episode.

Speaker 95 I will say I've never seen a group of hotter people than any given Survivor Australia cast, which

Speaker 210 I think

Speaker 95 really is tough about the U.S. version, too, because we're casting for brains and not always looks,

Speaker 166 What about when we go to Fire Island?

Speaker 193 You don't think that's a hotter group of men?

Speaker 95 No.

Speaker 206 It'd be picking

Speaker 94 the hottest eight from that hot group and putting them on camera. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 102 Starving them.

Speaker 84 From all of what weekend of Fire Island?

Speaker 185 Your favorite. Your hottest

Speaker 138 weekend.

Speaker 94 The hottest weekend you've ever been.

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Because I bet those Australia survivor guys could never drink an island special.

Speaker 210 Could never be. Never.

Speaker 89 And you know what's kind of stronger?

Speaker 102 Our theory is

Speaker 80 the rest of the world.

Speaker 174 Planner's punches

Speaker 135 are fucking crazy.

Speaker 206 It's going all crazy.

Speaker 91 It's popping off.

Speaker 94 It was a different color.

Speaker 71 It was so good.

Speaker 95 I had one of these planner's punches, and then I almost went over some guy's house and he said, Don't worry, my daughter's asleep.

Speaker 71 My daughter's asleep.

Speaker 49 And I was like, okay, maybe if it had been two planner's punches, I would have done something like, oh, with the child next to me, Brad, your daughter, cat in the hat.

Speaker 47 And I was like, honey, bring your kids to DragCon, no problem.

Speaker 207 But time,

Speaker 149 I had two on July the 4th, and I got the spins.

Speaker 111 You had the spins.

Speaker 71 I got the memory of the layout.

Speaker 133 I was like, I have the spins.

Speaker 193 My two of those.

Speaker 33 The same year that I beat out.

Speaker 102 You beat off. Beat out.
I browned out.

Speaker 101 I blacked out.

Speaker 174 What is your difference?

Speaker 95 Because I noticed you use brown out a lot.

Speaker 165 What's your personality?

Speaker 176 Brown out, you can remember.

Speaker 109 Brown out, you can remember.

Speaker 33 No, and I will just say, I don't know why I'm hedging. It was a full blackout.

Speaker 97 Yeah. Because you lost your time.

Speaker 33 I'm ashamed.

Speaker 72 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 143 And then the island came together.

Speaker 33 The island came together.

Speaker 190 The island.

Speaker 190 Can I say something?

Speaker 134 So, first of all, let's tee this up, which is that Bowen lost his wallet and the community, the island went Bowen Yang's wallet.

Speaker 220 People went crazy to try and find Bowen Yang.

Speaker 189 Text from every gay in this great nation of ours.

Speaker 197 Well, very similarly, when I was in Los Angeles the other week, doing an out-of-town tryout of Josh Sharp Tada tickets on sale at josharptada.com, I went to Ackbar one night, didn't realize until I was back I had left my tote bag there with one of those nice water bottles that you're like, oh gosh, I've just spent $50 on a water bottle again and some sundries, but I was like, whatever.

Speaker 197 You know, it is what it is.

Speaker 190 Who do I get a DM from yesterday?

Speaker 271 Yesterday.

Speaker 272 Ackbar the account.

Speaker 152 Wow.

Speaker 133 They said your New Yorker magazine was in it with your name on it.

Speaker 149 So we figured out it's you.

Speaker 211 Can we mail it to you?

Speaker 160 Ackbar.

Speaker 138 The investigating there.

Speaker 80 The greatest day bar.

Speaker 152 I love Akbar. I got to give him a thought.

Speaker 271 Julius, tied with Julius.

Speaker 95 Have we actually all been together to mourn Barracuda?

Speaker 105 No. I don't think we have.

Speaker 85 Actually, let's give space to that because

Speaker 152 this is now, this could get genuine because for once, we've spoken of some of the lore of just like lessons coming together, but Barracuda, we have to put a pin in because that was such like our

Speaker 138 clubhouse for those formative years.

Speaker 95 God, I mean, how many times did we, like, how many times did we see Bob like

Speaker 95 in a pre-era? And then, like, also, I just think about like, that was really where we'd go to like pre-game concerts.

Speaker 78 Yeah, even still to this day.

Speaker 76 Even Even still, I find I like to do it in that, well, RIP, but we would still do that.

Speaker 142 But I just, I missed those days where we were there truly every week seeing drag at one in the morning.

Speaker 136 It was like

Speaker 165 packed every Monday. Packed.

Speaker 94 It was a Monday. Bob shows on Monday.

Speaker 138 Monday, but it's all like 11 p.m.

Speaker 142 There used to be a two-show night that was we would do fucking identical twins and then you'd see Bob the drag queen.

Speaker 117 It's like truly, there's no better two-show night.

Speaker 78 The best.

Speaker 102 And I know half of it is my show.

Speaker 78 Yeah, yeah. No, say that.

Speaker 107 Proud.

Speaker 155 Proud.

Speaker 175 It was wild to get to watch Bob in that era.

Speaker 33 It was the titanique of

Speaker 33 of that time.

Speaker 99 It was the titanique of that time.

Speaker 118 Same venue. Titanique.

Speaker 122 That's how you pronounce it.

Speaker 83 Titanique.

Speaker 72 I think it can be many different ways.

Speaker 108 Fuck my ass.

Speaker 78 Fuck my ass.

Speaker 71 Fuck my ass.

Speaker 119 I'm French Canadian.

Speaker 94 Well, you are Canadian. Maybe that's how they say it there.

Speaker 152 Fuck my ass.

Speaker 85 It is.

Speaker 33 You know what?

Speaker 274 Yeah, it's like I'm not afraid of it. Coupa formative.

Speaker 110 What's formative?

Speaker 152 Oh, kuda formative.

Speaker 33 Couda. Cuda formative.
It's like, I can't even be like, I'm just mournful.

Speaker 99 Like, I'm sad.

Speaker 76 I also, I hooked up a lot there.

Speaker 127 Like, I remember it was like make out or like have pull pull the pad.

Speaker 154 No, I hooked up there.

Speaker 95 It was like, it was like something in the space or not in the space, no, but I know I know of some filth that's gone that used to go down in that bathroom.

Speaker 217 I touched crotches through jeans there.

Speaker 193 Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 200 I know of full-on breedings.

Speaker 78 Oh, I know of full-on breedings that happened in the

Speaker 99 bathroom.

Speaker 94 Because it's a small

Speaker 141 smelly one. Small and smelly.

Speaker 78 It's small.

Speaker 95 It smelled like shit. Yeah.

Speaker 163 Go figure. All of our great spaces.

Speaker 95 And also, like, it was, it was, it was always, um,

Speaker 95 it was was always busy.

Speaker 102 It was always

Speaker 95 only the one bathroom because I think it was just the one and one stall.

Speaker 190 Luckily, when it closed down, because Aaron and I went like early in the week as soon as we heard, but then I was out of town for the weekend, and I was like sort of sad to miss the final festivities.

Speaker 220 But then I realized if you had told me, by the way, Barracuda closed a month ago, I'd be like, I put in Malcolm Gladwell 10,000 hours there.

Speaker 82 Like, luckily, I totally, totally, I had my time.

Speaker 197 You just got like, I'm like, shit, we got to squeeze it in. Right.

Speaker 76 We really spent a lifetime in Barracuda.

Speaker 72 Yeah. Yeah.
Dang.

Speaker 82 Love her.

Speaker 33 Now. One of the best spots to see drag.

Speaker 33 where I saw Alexis Michelle this the same episode there Katya got kicked off

Speaker 33 eliminated in season seven season seven Katya Gates season seven and she what it was just five of us in that room

Speaker 33 and me screaming Katya no tweeting it and then the community coming after me

Speaker 78 wall at Fire Island

Speaker 171 this is the community coming pitchforks in hand

Speaker 91 how quickly it can turn wait speaking of

Speaker 109 busted there yeah busted speaking of fire island i met Big Bro last night.

Speaker 254 No. No.

Speaker 118 And it was

Speaker 141 Sheila at Hollow.

Speaker 94 Fabulous party. Oh, my God.

Speaker 33 But this lovely gentleman strikes a conversation with me.

Speaker 219 And I'm like, oh, my God, what a sweet guy.

Speaker 33 And he goes, and I just have to say, I'm Big Bro.

Speaker 189 I'm Big Bro.

Speaker 166 I was like, when was the last time you had contact with Big Bro?

Speaker 95 Big Bro and I texted a couple weeks ago about meeting up.

Speaker 91 He is so lovely, by the way.

Speaker 181 Kind of not what I expected.

Speaker 78 No,

Speaker 135 I feel like. I've never seen a picture.

Speaker 77 No, I don't know. It's odd to me.

Speaker 95 So, wait, can we just level step for everyone who's joined us since the Big Bro of it all? Because a lot of you are new here.

Speaker 161 They're basically

Speaker 78 to all my new followers.

Speaker 80 Here's who Big Bro is.

Speaker 98 So

Speaker 98 he's a big part of the lore.

Speaker 102 Don't worry.

Speaker 215 Ariana's coming on the pod soon.

Speaker 134 Any minute now, she's coming in to the bottom.

Speaker 95 It's so funny, Michelle.

Speaker 95 It's just so funny because two weeks ago, we have an episode called How the Salad Gets Tossed, where we talk about it, like at length, like whether or not it's like sort of like here nor there to lay a towel down on the bed for anal stats.

Speaker 128 Then Michelle Obama.

Speaker 83 Neither here nor there.

Speaker 95 So this podcast continues to be everything, everywhere, all at once.

Speaker 152 Never heard of it.

Speaker 97 Anyway, we went to Fire Island a few years ago.

Speaker 9 I was particularly on one.

Speaker 95 I met someone. He's canonically known on the podcast as Big Bro.

Speaker 102 Right.

Speaker 103 Because he called me Lil Bro while I was having sex with him.

Speaker 95 And I think the vocabulary I used at the time was I shot a load up to heaven that has never come down. Yes.
And we have had sex many times since then.

Speaker 95 It it remains a great sort of relationship in my life i love it and i i i still to this day have to say best i ever had oh my gosh

Speaker 95 and that's okay if if you're listening to this or watching this and we've had sex and it's not you that doesn't mean it wasn't great he's just the king yeah sometimes he was just

Speaker 94 but um and you also famously kept you you were like i had sex outside by the river i had sex by the river and we were like there is no river here what are you talking about And it took days.

Speaker 94 And then we realized you meant the bay.

Speaker 99 A wide massive.

Speaker 78 I was by the water.

Speaker 95 You look at it.

Speaker 135 It's quite like a river to me.

Speaker 171 Quite.

Speaker 83 I described it.

Speaker 95 I don't necessarily think you have to call things the right thing. Totally.

Speaker 82 Especially not in court.

Speaker 94 No. Especially not in court.

Speaker 78 Especially not in court.

Speaker 270 If I'm not in court, what's the big fucking deal?

Speaker 103 Even in court.

Speaker 112 Have fun.

Speaker 78 Have fun in court. It was a river.

Speaker 95 Fake news. You said it's the bay.
Anyway, you met Big Bro. I'm shook.

Speaker 39 That's kind eyes.

Speaker 101 Because I always imagine Big Bro is like

Speaker 33 someone with

Speaker 33 vim and vigor.

Speaker 206 He has it when it counts.

Speaker 33 And now I'm like, oh, it's a toggle. Like he switches it on.

Speaker 108 But otherwise, in person and talking about brotherly in that way.

Speaker 33 Brotherly in that way.

Speaker 204 Big brotherly in that way.

Speaker 97 He's actually sweet.

Speaker 85 He can rib you, but he loves you.

Speaker 95 It's one of those things where it's like, and I think people out there know, where during sex, it's like one thing, one great lovely thing. And then afterwards, it's like such a sweet thing.

Speaker 78 Sweet in industry.

Speaker 95 I'm like, wow, your personality was not what it becomes, but in only the best way.

Speaker 152 Of course.

Speaker 94 Sex is fake.

Speaker 95 And Big Bro is in a committed relationship, so that's where that stays.

Speaker 174 So, Bo, and you didn't breed Big Bro.

Speaker 33 I was not Big Bro to Big Bro, but he did say, because now Matt is selling merch that says he goes, Big Bro, little bro. Matt, Matt owes me a jersey.

Speaker 143 Yeah, you got to cut him in.

Speaker 78 You got to send him one.

Speaker 116 That's just intellectual property, baby.

Speaker 104 He's the one who called you that.

Speaker 138 We're in court now.

Speaker 95 Can I say there's plans for him to wear the jersey next time?

Speaker 157 Venmo Big Bro.

Speaker 86 Don't you think that's hard?

Speaker 196 Venmo Big Bro.

Speaker 95 Should I wear my Lil Bro jersey? By the way, you can still buy Big Bro and Lil Bro jerseys.

Speaker 43 Happy Brad.

Speaker 129 Today, Josh Brad.

Speaker 82 Joshartshada.com for all your Matt Rogers merch needs.

Speaker 95 I would love if I had a landing page for my merch on your tonight.

Speaker 157 A nice collab.

Speaker 133 We should just link all of our things to everything else.

Speaker 106 Beautiful stuff.

Speaker 95 Why don't we just start one big website?

Speaker 98 Let's start one big website.

Speaker 83 That would be fantastic.

Speaker 181 Let's just do a website together.

Speaker 145 This is Zoran and Lander endorsing each other.

Speaker 82 Zaron and Lander cross endorsing.

Speaker 165 You're dating the podcast.

Speaker 174 The first time we've talked about something temporal.

Speaker 78 Oh, Mary, it will be forever.

Speaker 111 Should we marry

Speaker 80 the tour?

Speaker 112 Oh, yes. Let's

Speaker 99 announce it with this.

Speaker 123 Now we're committing it to it that I do feel always, I'm like, this is real, though.

Speaker 95 Can I say, this is literally how every

Speaker 33 other single thing that, like, we or I have ever had successful it starts as a joke and then it becomes real culture awards started as a joke then one year it's like bowen you have a slot at lincoln center what do you want to do oh i don't know matt do you want to do culture awards let's do it his

Speaker 95 culture based test was a joke have you heard of christmas recently what else did you entertain for the lincoln center was there anything else it was just like are we gonna do it no i think it was like oh they gave one man von opportunity one man van because if you remember we canceled the culture awards because they never actually were supposed to happen we just were doing nominees just because we like i think we we had to do an episode.

Speaker 95 We were like, we had nothing to talk about.

Speaker 33 So we did the and the bit was, and we're going to cancel this. We're going to say that they're canceled.

Speaker 123 Oh, and that's the episode you had nothing to talk about?

Speaker 103 The only one?

Speaker 99 Shit. Listener.
Oh, listen.

Speaker 137 Listen.

Speaker 76 I don't even know what they want anymore. So for the tour.

Speaker 106 That's what you said.

Speaker 80 They've been clamoring.

Speaker 135 Now tell them what that is.

Speaker 105 Why don't you tell them what that list

Speaker 105 is?

Speaker 176 By the way.

Speaker 214 Tour don't last for always.

Speaker 79 Matt and I were reflecting on what a perfect story.

Speaker 91 What a perfect story.

Speaker 33 It's a for-sale baby shoes never worn

Speaker 132 of

Speaker 33 that drag race, like World Pride, like 2019.

Speaker 109 People don't know about

Speaker 109 it.

Speaker 119 They don't know.

Speaker 91 I thought people don't know about Stonewall.

Speaker 72 People just don't know what that is.

Speaker 78 Stonewall was fighting for gay rights and people were killed.

Speaker 152 Nobody was killed.

Speaker 78 Nobody was killed?

Speaker 97 Nobody was killed.

Speaker 97 Willem.

Speaker 89 It's for sale baby shoes never worn.

Speaker 123 You can't take out a single syllable from that.

Speaker 78 No, perfectly.

Speaker 138 Nobody was killed. That's fine.
Nobody was killed. That's fine.
Nobody was killed. Nobody was killed.

Speaker 134 Willem, a true comedian.

Speaker 152 Oh, what a

Speaker 99 best.

Speaker 97 And historian.

Speaker 8 I just think Derrick Berry and Willem are a comedy duo we don't think,

Speaker 43 but we do double bonds.

Speaker 95 And if they don't think that at least I'm going to their Vegas two-person show,

Speaker 78 I'm in Vegas.

Speaker 95 So anyway, speaking of big comedy,

Speaker 78 four really quick.

Speaker 220 Willem.

Speaker 180 Willem, we just met.

Speaker 97 Zigging and zagging in my shoulders.

Speaker 115 It's crazy to try to keep up.

Speaker 78 I know.

Speaker 273 Willem, we met at once.

Speaker 82 Maybe

Speaker 173 maybe drag the musical.

Speaker 126 I think I said that.

Speaker 78 Not drag the musical.

Speaker 109 Tell everybody what that is.

Speaker 186 She came up, she said hello.

Speaker 89 She was like, big fan of the movie.

Speaker 198 I was like, well, I love you, Willem.

Speaker 134 And she goes, and if you ever need a drag queen in one of your projects, I'm a veil, and walked away.

Speaker 94 And she also said to you, you said, I love you.

Speaker 185 And she goes, you have good taste.

Speaker 78 Oh, yeah, that too. I love you.

Speaker 135 You have good taste.

Speaker 124 This is what I said.

Speaker 33 This is what when I tagged Camilla this season on Survivor, I was like, oh my God, she's my queen. She responds to my DM.
She goes, Thank you for your honesty.

Speaker 91 I was like, I love that response.

Speaker 152 Thank you for your honesty.

Speaker 82 Thank you for caring.

Speaker 76 Thank you for caring.

Speaker 77 Thank you for caring.

Speaker 82 For the tour. For the tour.

Speaker 96 Why don't you tell them what that is?

Speaker 106 I want to show them what that is.

Speaker 97 I want to tell everybody what that is.

Speaker 78 I think

Speaker 152 it's no more killed.

Speaker 33 I think out of the four of us, I think Josh might have the clearest pitch.

Speaker 185 Well, he's on the pitch.

Speaker 98 He's on the pitch.

Speaker 99 But yeah, I'm donating to him.

Speaker 104 Kelly in the morning.

Speaker 80 I know how to be.

Speaker 180 So, as you know, one of the centerpieces of culture awards is that often the four of us sing a song arranged for our four soaring vocal

Speaker 168 trumpet-like instruments.

Speaker 1 Four trumpets, each higher than the last.

Speaker 133 And it's pretty rare that anyone sings alone, really.

Speaker 215 It's not really desired.

Speaker 123 It's mostly four voices together in community and fellowship and harmony.

Speaker 100 And four and harmony.

Speaker 102 Exactly.

Speaker 134 At this point, our repertoire includes three or even four songs.

Speaker 160 Right.

Speaker 135 Imagine if we added another five.

Speaker 84 That's a concert.

Speaker 149 So we want to do a show called Four the

Speaker 108 Tour. For the Tour.

Speaker 95 Four Voices, Four Cities, Four Nights.

Speaker 164 Yes.

Speaker 134 You think four nights in each or four?

Speaker 79 That's 16.

Speaker 33 That's interesting. I see.
I was about to ask

Speaker 33 whether the pitch was counting down,

Speaker 33 four singers, three, blah, blah, two, or counting up.

Speaker 109 Yeah. Because

Speaker 109 imagine we would want to do more than four singers.

Speaker 165 Five

Speaker 137 cities.

Speaker 99 Five songs.

Speaker 111 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 152 Six cities.

Speaker 102 Yeah.

Speaker 137 Six hours.

Speaker 112 Don't you guys think it should be four, four, four, four?

Speaker 95 So four singers, four cities, four nights, four songs?

Speaker 95 four songs four songs like if if if we get on stage and say let's just get logistical about this okay okay say it's an hour hour and a half show okay four shows is a show when you have so much pattern like patter and you know you know back and forth what if it's divisible by four or 40 songs it's like a mega mix

Speaker 78 Four four four singers, four cities, four nights, 40 songs.

Speaker 138 40 songs.

Speaker 94 And they could be medleys, some of them.

Speaker 78 14 and 14 songs.

Speaker 270 What we promise promise you. 14 songs.

Speaker 152 What we promise you is we will try to sing together as for as much as we possibly can.

Speaker 94 I don't think anyone like on stage is like alone having a solo.

Speaker 99 And I even pitch a bit that even if someone's a lead singer, I would love at one point to you to come out.

Speaker 71 Maybe you start, have I heard of Christmas?

Speaker 166 Yeah, and he's like, of course, solo number from that.

Speaker 164 Instantly, the three of us appear.

Speaker 1 It is a quartet.

Speaker 206 So just one of the songs is, Have you heard of Christmas?

Speaker 89 That wait as an example.

Speaker 171 We need an example.

Speaker 108 I like it because I like

Speaker 148 checks, baby.

Speaker 149 If you're going to come out to sing one of our huge hits from Dick's the musical, trust you're in it, trust, you know.

Speaker 171 Thank God, thank god this time.

Speaker 95 But you know, I'm so thankful, thankful this time to be in it.

Speaker 136 Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 183 Hey, this time I'll get in it.

Speaker 95 Come on, that's kind of interesting.

Speaker 134 That is kind of interesting.

Speaker 94 Larry Charles has a book coming out.

Speaker 86 Clyde, well, that's an really interesting swerve.

Speaker 95 It's a really interesting segue.

Speaker 198 You tried to do that.

Speaker 93 He ultimately controls Castney.

Speaker 80 We should have Castillo in the podcast.

Speaker 121 And I put you guys in our special.

Speaker 80 What part of it?

Speaker 77 You guys are always on the podcast.

Speaker 208 You're crazy.

Speaker 95 I feel like.

Speaker 119 No, we always

Speaker 89 cast you in the bellhouse.

Speaker 89 Bellhouse improv.

Speaker 99 Not for the improv.

Speaker 78 And thank you for that.

Speaker 135 Not for those platforms.

Speaker 80 The check is bigger for Bellhouse Improv than it was for the film.

Speaker 119 Probably for the movie.

Speaker 78 Now

Speaker 123 which part do you feel you should have played?

Speaker 149 Because whatever you say is correct.

Speaker 1 I honor we should have cast you in the film.

Speaker 33 Matt would have been.

Speaker 33 One of the neighbors, probably.

Speaker 247 I would have been great as one of the neighbors.

Speaker 79 And you know it's true.

Speaker 186 Maybe when Darcy peeks her head out and goes, the fuck, hearing us have sex, you're with her in a nightrope.

Speaker 181 you guys are i could have said babe get the fuck back in here

Speaker 112 think about how fun that would have been baby why are you in the hall always darcy gives up the fuck and i come get the fuck back in and you go baby they're gay guys they fuck loud baby get back in here

Speaker 78 why are you always in the hallways

Speaker 95 for the movie to be funny and yeah i know we squandered it

Speaker 78 you squandered it we squandered it

Speaker 214 we squandered it

Speaker 77 you guys i'm kidding but i will have my revenge do you think think Darcy's character is homophobic in that?

Speaker 33 Because she's like,

Speaker 33 do you think she's defucking like gay sex?

Speaker 33 Gay guy. She's like, I don't like that.

Speaker 94 I don't think she knows they're identical twin brothers having sex.

Speaker 95 But if she did, it would make things even worse.

Speaker 33 Because do they fuck? Did the boys fuck when they moved? The same day they moved in?

Speaker 276 Yes.

Speaker 152 Yes, there's still boxes everywhere.

Speaker 209 That we fuck into.

Speaker 94 And

Speaker 94 all the props people, it wasn't props people, whoever it was. I'm not throwing anyone at the bus kept writing like jokes on the boxes like dildos porn.

Speaker 112 And Larry was like, this isn't funny.

Speaker 208 Why do I think that's funny?

Speaker 94 And then we were like, it should say fragile.

Speaker 78 Yes, that's funny. Fragile.

Speaker 92 And then fuck into the boxes that say fragile.

Speaker 100 That's a joke. That's funny.
If you fuck into a box that says dildos, what is the joke?

Speaker 274 And why would they have dildos?

Speaker 86 But this is like the last day of shooting.

Speaker 71 Absolutely.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 105 Could say fragile.

Speaker 71 Yes, that's a joke.

Speaker 135 You should have been neighbor two to Darcy's neighbor one.

Speaker 174 It's okay.

Speaker 78 It's in the past.

Speaker 193 Did we say this last time we were here that Nick Offerman, who plays one of the protesters, at one point while improvising, he said his name.

Speaker 166 Like always, when everybody was like celebrating at the end, he'd turn to his neighbor and be like, the name's Bill Smith, by the way.

Speaker 100 Steve Cheney was

Speaker 102 Steve Cheney, by the way.

Speaker 220 And I remember at a break, we went up to him. We're like, well, this is great.

Speaker 164 The character has a name.

Speaker 133 You're Steve Cheney.

Speaker 134 And he thought and he went, although protester number three does have a nice ring.

Speaker 170 So he insists, because I think he likes that his IMDb says protester number three.

Speaker 73 What a legend he is.

Speaker 109 And not like a pastor Nick Offerman.

Speaker 276 Truly.

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Speaker 94 Did you guys watch Parker Posey and Lisa Crudo's Actors on Actors?

Speaker 212 Yes.

Speaker 94 They bring up up Megan Millally.

Speaker 71 Oh,

Speaker 97 okay.

Speaker 95 I watched the first like 15, 20 minutes of it, and then I was with some people who were like, I can't follow them.

Speaker 119 I was just like,

Speaker 95 I was like, it's Lisa and Parker. Like, it's not going to be just like...

Speaker 175 More like

Speaker 178 non-sequiturs levels like this.

Speaker 162 I don't know if I'll be like, try listening to this podcast.

Speaker 78 That's on news.

Speaker 71 They won't.

Speaker 82 They won't try that.

Speaker 95 But I was like, I was thinking to myself, like, what do you, why would you want them to be this is this is melodic watching the two of them be themselves at each other like

Speaker 176 i loved it two trumpets some people were mouthy about some gays were very angsty and mouthy about that interview i have a question that i want us to decide on on air because if it's four cities oh what are the cities

Speaker 167 new york

Speaker 47 and of course orlando florida oh that's huge interesting interesting because then it pays for a trip new york you have to think like me can i tell you something you have to think like me we have to close the tour there so we can hang out if you don't think like me you might not go to Orlando.

Speaker 81 Oh,

Speaker 99 think about that. That's true.

Speaker 210 I might not.

Speaker 119 I'm also looking at the crew.

Speaker 95 If you don't start thinking like me, you're never going to get to Orlando.

Speaker 96 Beautiful place. Beautiful.

Speaker 138 You might never get there.

Speaker 1 They all pack up the cameras and leave.

Speaker 100 They understand.

Speaker 95 They're laughing right now, but it'll hit them later that they should really think about it.

Speaker 102 It's not a real problem.

Speaker 149 And just so you know, you can't hear it, but the crew's been laughing so much this whole episode.

Speaker 229 I'm talking when they're laughing.

Speaker 78 Can I tell you something?

Speaker 91 They don't love the dirty stuff.

Speaker 95 It scares them.

Speaker 138 They probably pride guys.

Speaker 95 Well, I certainly don't see you in your pride outfits.

Speaker 80 Can I get a function? I'm more sort of a fun shirt.

Speaker 123 Kevin Spacey was robbed.

Speaker 76 Can I say who's okay?

Speaker 95 You are okay because you voted.

Speaker 95 I'm okay because it's a fun shirt. You, it's pride.
It's turnstile.

Speaker 128 You claim it's gay hard rock music.

Speaker 95 You, cheetah print. It makes me think of Lisa Rinna.

Speaker 119 You're good.

Speaker 95 The chew on the crew.

Speaker 77 I don't know.

Speaker 76 Didn't cut it.

Speaker 49 It's giving.

Speaker 9 What is

Speaker 75 this?

Speaker 78 It's a human.

Speaker 142 It's a converse.

Speaker 210 Oh, you got Converse?

Speaker 121 Yeah, it's

Speaker 1 Chucks, but in gray.

Speaker 109 Some fun white.

Speaker 150 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 95 One thing, he did say we have mutual friends, and one of them was Patty Harrison.

Speaker 97 So you're okay with me.

Speaker 152 So respect. Yes.

Speaker 99 And Sashi as you're a sachi.

Speaker 141 We love Satchi.

Speaker 140 Of course. Yeah.
So he's okay with me.

Speaker 161 Everyone here is okay.

Speaker 78 Okay. Now bring him in from outside.

Speaker 150 We're going to go one by one.

Speaker 135 Friggin' civilians off the road.

Speaker 244 Gotta tell you, we're actually around a really good dog today.

Speaker 94 Maggie.

Speaker 95 Maggie at the dog. Maggie the dog.
And you know, Maggie.

Speaker 95 Maggie as a dog's name is a little bit of a trigger for me because one of my dogs.

Speaker 33 You had a Maggie.

Speaker 99 But that's

Speaker 96 you, you like it or you make you?

Speaker 95 It makes me remember her. She actually was the best.

Speaker 160 That's kind of nice.

Speaker 206 She didn't make it past 10, actually.

Speaker 76 I'm telling you about some of these dogs.

Speaker 9 Now, tell Maggie to cover her ears out there, but they're inbred.

Speaker 138 They're inbred.

Speaker 33 Aaron, I do want to ask you a vulnerable question.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 95 And look at you smiling to try to to get to try to put up a front, put up a disguise.

Speaker 33 Do you foresee you and Michael wanting to have another dog?

Speaker 94 Because I had a dog who is dead.

Speaker 110 Lady.

Speaker 248 Named Lady.

Speaker 91 I think so, but I think in a while.

Speaker 43 I want to be,

Speaker 94 well, I want to be rich enough to pay for a dog walk.

Speaker 108 Yes.

Speaker 179 Oh, huge clutch.

Speaker 94 Yeah. And when you want to go out of town, be able to drop somewhere.

Speaker 124 Well, let's set the ticket price for the tour.

Speaker 134 But also, should we have a string section?

Speaker 86 Like, we should have an orchestra yeah we should have a string section four strings four strings four of every instrument for drummers for guitarists for keyboards for strings i thought this the strings were like the four strings on most string instruments uh yes but there's so many ways to go about this

Speaker 33 here here's how to fill out the show four four group not groups group songs

Speaker 95 Four solos.

Speaker 165 But with that.

Speaker 33 But four solos. I can't tell if that's too much or if we just each do a solo and that's eight songs.

Speaker 95 Can I actually literally tell you what we'll have time for as someone who who's done a show with music? It has to be it has to be four.

Speaker 128 I'm only four telling you four songs because we're going to be talking so much.

Speaker 146 We're not going to be able to stop talking.

Speaker 91 But what if we what if we make the show it?

Speaker 95 No, listen to me, please.

Speaker 218 I'm trying. I'm trying.

Speaker 152 Because if you think more like me, you won't have problems. I won't.

Speaker 150 No.

Speaker 20 Four.

Speaker 95 And they're each theme to a season.

Speaker 161 Or they're each theme to one of us.

Speaker 94 Or an element.

Speaker 120 Like we take them out. Or this avatar.

Speaker 77 Like we come out.

Speaker 172 Or a cardinal direction. Wait a minute.

Speaker 95 That's all. This is all good.
Wait, okay.

Speaker 99 What are this is our avatar elements?

Speaker 94 Like, like, does, do we all have different signs?

Speaker 132 No, we're both water and you're air and earth.

Speaker 130 So then you're earth, your air.

Speaker 33 I think Matt, even though he's a water sign, has fire quality.

Speaker 154 Totally.

Speaker 94 Do you know you're rising or you're I'm water water water I'm probably the most most water.

Speaker 79 That's the best fire you can do.

Speaker 179 I don't have any water.

Speaker 95 I think Bowen is, and I'll say this just to you guys, confused because I'm wearing a yellow and red shirt.

Speaker 135 Well, you're Tina Burner.

Speaker 182 Tina Burner.

Speaker 77 I mean, I've seen because I'm dressed like

Speaker 102 because I'm dressed like

Speaker 95 Tina Burner BC

Speaker 160 before colors

Speaker 84 before color.

Speaker 97 Before New Colors, BNC.

Speaker 152 BNC.

Speaker 79 Before New Colors.

Speaker 112 The Dina.

Speaker 102 Tina Burner BNC.

Speaker 96 That's fun.

Speaker 152 Tina, use that.

Speaker 43 That's great.

Speaker 119 You can use that. You can use that, Tina.

Speaker 94 Tina, it's yours.

Speaker 97 Rob. Yeah, no, I could be fire.

Speaker 33 I just think

Speaker 33 you're the fiery one.

Speaker 101 What else is in your chart?

Speaker 126 I have fire.

Speaker 155 I think I'm water, air, air.

Speaker 108 I'm air, air, water, I think.

Speaker 249 Or air, water, water, but I think I'm double air, water.

Speaker 142 What are you?

Speaker 48 I don't remember. Aquarius.

Speaker 276 I don't remember. I think you have earth.

Speaker 138 I think you have Capricorn. I'd have to look it up.

Speaker 268 And what are you?

Speaker 203 Earth.

Speaker 96 Taurus.

Speaker 83 Earth.

Speaker 94 Gemini, Moon, Air, and then Aries, rising fire.

Speaker 95 Okay, yeah, so you know.

Speaker 94 That's why I smile when I'm because I, my emotions are not accessible to me.

Speaker 95 Yeah, I don't believe that for a second, though.

Speaker 110 I'm an actress.

Speaker 280 Yeah.

Speaker 143 You're kidding quietly.

Speaker 142 Here's what happened.

Speaker 177 Here's something that I have umbrage with.

Speaker 124 Okay.

Speaker 94 Professor J.K. Rowland.

Speaker 270 Read Harry Potter.

Speaker 95 Yes, every time we say something like that, it is, of course, an endorsement.

Speaker 108 Endorsement.

Speaker 94 We were in Fire Island, these three, and someone named Matt Whitaker.

Speaker 210 Oh.

Speaker 94 And then they all come up to me and they say, We found out what little women we are.

Speaker 126 Oh, yeah, we did. We did.

Speaker 94 They say, Matt Whitaker's Joe, Matt Rogers is Amy, Bowen's Beth, and you're Meg. And I go, I'm Meg.

Speaker 113 And they go, Cause you're the actress.

Speaker 165 And she lost her mind.

Speaker 124 I go, You two are booking acting work every day of your lives.

Speaker 218 I am a published novelist.

Speaker 96 You're right.

Speaker 78 Oh,

Speaker 112 furious.

Speaker 115 Incensed.

Speaker 208 Erased my whole identity.

Speaker 176 No. Calling me a working actor.

Speaker 94 Anyway, Anyway,

Speaker 201 at least you got assigned one of the women.

Speaker 148 Well, you were dead.

Speaker 82 You're away.

Speaker 82 You're Lord.

Speaker 174 Thank you. I'm Marmee.

Speaker 82 I'm Marmee. You are Marmee.

Speaker 176 Marmee.

Speaker 196 I want days of plenty.

Speaker 25 Is that from the musical?

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 99 Which I saw. You have to believe.

Speaker 171 I don't know why I'm doing it. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 72 And that girl.

Speaker 43 Oh, it's good. The girl.

Speaker 152 It's really bad.

Speaker 78 It's not really bad.

Speaker 208 When you take a chance on me, I like it.

Speaker 185 Doesn't that just that earworm give you Louisa May Alcohol?

Speaker 71 I am.

Speaker 105 Astonishing.

Speaker 137 I will say, I do think astonishing blows out so bad.

Speaker 95 People just think it's good because there is a big noise.

Speaker 98 Because Sutton is belting.

Speaker 106 But the Scansion is wrong.

Speaker 193 Astonishing.

Speaker 72 Stanshin is wrong.

Speaker 163 So don't forget, we're Stanshin Kings.

Speaker 94 But Amy was played by the same actress, young and old, and everyone was gagged for Florence Pugh. And I was like, they did it on Broadway in 2002.

Speaker 196 Oh.

Speaker 120 Give this girl her flowers.

Speaker 95 I did.

Speaker 95 Okay, can I, I'm going to bravely say my take about the the florence pew performance uh-huh as an adult as the like older version yeah bring kirsten dunce back i think it i think it should be two people cgi kirsten back into this kirsten was perfect when she burned that book

Speaker 95 oh yeah yeah yeah no kirsten is perfect in everything she really is it's true and winona was a great job i love winona and you know what else what else winona is like a perfect blueprint for is abigail williams

Speaker 94 she's so good in the movie and you'll be seeing john proctor as the villain today i'm so excited with joan Allen as Elizabeth.

Speaker 43 Joan Allen. Joan Allen.

Speaker 127 Elizabeth Oscar nomination.

Speaker 72 Come on.

Speaker 138 Did you know that? She's so good.

Speaker 108 Yeah.

Speaker 96 And for Ice Storm, too.

Speaker 33 Ice Storm too. In Ice Storm, she's a good one.

Speaker 94 I believe she's a good one.

Speaker 104 You have some marker on her keys, and you're going to find her keys.

Speaker 161 Yeah.

Speaker 95 She's got one for a movie called The Contender.

Speaker 101 Oh, right. Which I've never seen.

Speaker 95 Yeah. So Joan Allen is.
I love Joan Allen.

Speaker 142 I saw her in

Speaker 94 a middling play, not her fault, and not the playwright's fault, and no one's fault.

Speaker 83 Your fault, maybe. Maybe my fault.

Speaker 94 Perhaps you're when I was on the front row, and she's just crying real tears.

Speaker 109 Joan Allen?

Speaker 157 Yeah.

Speaker 94 God bless you, honey, in this

Speaker 94 fine play.

Speaker 160 Giving it all you got.

Speaker 43 Love Joan Allen.

Speaker 119 Love her.

Speaker 78 Eight shows a week.

Speaker 94 Yeah. They're crying for me.

Speaker 78 Wet woman.

Speaker 75 A wet woman.

Speaker 94 Everyone making joke about Jonathan Groff being wet.

Speaker 89 Well, he calls himself wet.

Speaker 85 It's a clip he did.

Speaker 185 Because he spit. He spit.

Speaker 272 Yeah. And he was, they were asking

Speaker 97 not like that, but he's like, I get very wet.

Speaker 95 That is the way he rapped when he was asking me.

Speaker 166 He was like, say that another way.

Speaker 176 He was like, I'm wet.

Speaker 214 He's like, cure yourself. Say it another way.

Speaker 102 Daniel Rex is a vanity Fair.

Speaker 89 Please read.

Speaker 106 Please read Harry Potter.

Speaker 94 Please read all the books.

Speaker 105 If you haven't yet, then read.

Speaker 94 They are really enchanting stories.

Speaker 176 Although,

Speaker 168 have we ever talked about Hogwarts Legacy?

Speaker 127 You never played.

Speaker 33 See, like, there is such an internal debate among gay gamers.

Speaker 95 It's about whether or not we can play it.

Speaker 168 But it's like, it's tough.

Speaker 33 Like, I don't know where to land on this because, like, the developers have taken a stance where you can make a trans character. Right.

Speaker 33 And they're clearly like, hey,

Speaker 33 we don't fuck with JK.

Speaker 95 I don't think anyone cares except JK. Like, that's the thing is, it's like, I don't think anyone in that ecosystem is like, fuck trans people except JK Rowling herself.

Speaker 33 But then it's, it's her shit.

Speaker 110 It's her, it's her.

Speaker 99 She's getting a little correct.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 160 But, hey.

Speaker 164 Kevin Spacey said O'Mary, you'll understand.

Speaker 49 Art and artists. That is when everything swings all the way.

Speaker 210 I know.

Speaker 94 Are people mad about the HBO show? People are up in arms if everyone says yes.

Speaker 95 I think it is worth being up in arms about that for many reasons. And I just, you know what? I can't get over is how ruined those kids already are.

Speaker 95 Like, I was talking to someone who knows, and they were like, yeah, like, it's going to be probably

Speaker 95 before the announcement of their casting, like starting therapy about really making them understand what exactly they've signed up for and that their lives will be forever changed.

Speaker 95 And like, you know, media training for them, the parents.

Speaker 90 Yeah.

Speaker 95 Like, like, like real, real conditioning.

Speaker 101 They did understand.

Speaker 177 Before Harold Knight.

Speaker 71 They did.

Speaker 160 Thank God.

Speaker 43 orna

Speaker 94 came in orna orna orna came in and did that orna came in to all of us that got on herald night like is it a good thing to book harry potter probably not no

Speaker 95 daniel's okay well but i mean you're saying yeah but by the skin of his teeth he's okay

Speaker 138 in a way that's remarkable when someone comes out of that experience yeah i know i guess like as are they all english again

Speaker 263 i legit think that helps because they're all like do the work darling yeah wait what do you mean again

Speaker 129 like they were all english in the movies

Speaker 94 yeah oh which we love yeah i think it's I think the English are a little more like

Speaker 94 where like in LA, it's like, do Coke, little girl.

Speaker 198 Yeah, sure, sure.

Speaker 94 I think it's a little more like,

Speaker 94 you know, let's do Matilda together. Don't you think?

Speaker 80 Yeah, yeah. I think fucking.

Speaker 135 I don't think. I don't think.

Speaker 78 I don't think.

Speaker 102 Anyway, so the Traders.

Speaker 78 The Traders.

Speaker 152 So the Traders.

Speaker 94 The Traders. But I'm excited for the Traders, guys.

Speaker 157 I mean, a lot of people.

Speaker 33 upset about Michael Rappaport.

Speaker 155 Right.

Speaker 33 But, you know, whatever.

Speaker 179 The trash takes himself out every time.

Speaker 95 But what did you think about how they did with the Survivors?

Speaker 94 I think the Survivor 3 are...

Speaker 95 They kicked ass with that.

Speaker 84 I think

Speaker 95 they probably got Rob Sestranino because Survivor didn't and Natalie.

Speaker 49 And Natalie?

Speaker 94 People were saying she was maybe remembered for 50.

Speaker 95 Oh, wow.

Speaker 109 Okay. I like Natalie a lot.
Me too. Love.

Speaker 152 Queen.

Speaker 78 Who's the third one?

Speaker 75 James Jam Jam.

Speaker 94 And then this guy, Ian Terry, a great big brother.

Speaker 95 And the housewives they've chosen are good too.

Speaker 79 This is what I hear.

Speaker 33 Yeah, but they make the same mistake that they've made for the past three seasons, four seasons now, one drag race contestant.

Speaker 157 I know.

Speaker 219 Just give us two. Just give us two.

Speaker 95 I had heard a rumor that Jujube was supposed to be on the trainers.

Speaker 33 Juju would be amazing.

Speaker 95 That's what I had heard because I think that they were trying to take the note of not just one drag race person.

Speaker 140 And who is on it?

Speaker 102 Movement.

Speaker 102 Well, that's good.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 172 Well, that I like.

Speaker 95 Well, that's like I'm interested to see what allyships happen.

Speaker 200 I do think it's like on paper, it's my favorite people.

Speaker 128 And I think I know the most of these people.

Speaker 138 Yeah.

Speaker 95 Because sometimes I don't know the big brother people. It feels like we really went away from the challenge.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 213 We really did.

Speaker 179 I wonder if that was a note or something.

Speaker 94 Oh my God, you see Natalie's cryon or whatever it's called, lower third.

Speaker 129 Lower third, what does it say?

Speaker 94 Amazing race, which she was on first, but it is so interesting. Like she's a survivor of one survivor and then got on the finals of another survivor.

Speaker 152 She's amazing.

Speaker 83 Well, you know what?

Speaker 95 Maybe that's maybe she's pissed off at Survivor.

Speaker 179 Yeah, I mean, maybe.

Speaker 94 I think it was maybe just NBC trying to be like, look, we diversified our profile.

Speaker 126 I don't know.

Speaker 110 She was on it first.

Speaker 94 She was on amazing.

Speaker 146 There's definitely some type of war between the traitors and survivor.

Speaker 102 Chris hates the traitors.

Speaker 198 Yeah.

Speaker 94 Steal all his people, but also it's like, well, they don't steal.

Speaker 78 Steal them.

Speaker 115 Just give them a chance.

Speaker 94 It's just Jeff. He's.

Speaker 96 Yeah. He needs that.

Speaker 144 Moratorium on Jeff, maybe.

Speaker 200 I hate to say it.

Speaker 95 Not moratorium. What does that mean?

Speaker 78 Moratorium means death. No, no, no.

Speaker 82 crematorium. No, no, no, that's not a pause.

Speaker 176 Moratorium means a pause.

Speaker 33 It means like let's do like a discussion post-discussion, post-mortem.

Speaker 161 I think it will be worth it to have.

Speaker 89 No, no, wait, pause. Moratorium is a pause.

Speaker 109 I'm confusing that with post-mortem.

Speaker 33 Yes.

Speaker 134 Moratorium is what you say when one of your friends is being too gay.

Speaker 126 Yeah, moratorium.

Speaker 87 Moratorium.

Speaker 77 Moratorium on all that.

Speaker 76 Pause.

Speaker 91 Oh, great drag name.

Speaker 212 Mora.

Speaker 150 Moratorium.

Speaker 269 Moratorium.

Speaker 33 Wait, I'm still so pissed. I wanted to stay on my criterion closet, my drag name would be Janice Films.

Speaker 94 That's really good.

Speaker 134 You know what I mean?

Speaker 142 Yeah, that's really good.

Speaker 138 Anyway, Morgan, did you guys hear my new drag name? No, beautiful.

Speaker 97 Beautiful dress.

Speaker 94 Oh, mine has always been for a long time pretty girl.

Speaker 108 And then you go, hi, I'm pretty.

Speaker 211 I heard a great one in Fire Island at the little wear away at T contest.

Speaker 193 Some gay guy, who I'm crediting, some gay guy

Speaker 134 said, Donatella versus Top Me.

Speaker 142 And I'd never heard that.

Speaker 72 Oh my god.

Speaker 167 That's really good.

Speaker 78 Donatella versus Top Me.

Speaker 71 So if you're that gay guy,

Speaker 206 big versus top me, daddy.

Speaker 84 Perfect as a a verb.

Speaker 139 Verse top me.

Speaker 94 Mrs. Verse taught me.

Speaker 104 That's what we would call it.

Speaker 179 So how was it last night?

Speaker 206 Oh, I got verse top.

Speaker 97 It was really good.

Speaker 79 He taught me, but reminded me he could bottom the whole time.

Speaker 33 You should verse top.

Speaker 78 I can bottom anytime. I can bottom.

Speaker 94 More frequently, but I like to bottom.

Speaker 126 I love to bottom.

Speaker 47 I like to bottom.

Speaker 33 But for verse topping to be the full gerund is really funny.

Speaker 79 He was verse topping me. He's verse top me.

Speaker 106 He's topping me.

Speaker 94 He's verse top me. You know what I mean?

Speaker 109 Totally.

Speaker 111 Yeah, he was versing.

Speaker 78 Versing topping.

Speaker 33 Versing topping.

Speaker 101 Versing top. No, it's better versus top.

Speaker 111 Let's just say what we already said.

Speaker 135 That's good. Yeah, verse on top.

Speaker 78 We're

Speaker 100 finally.

Speaker 202 Tops versus bottoms.

Speaker 95 We have to stop saying up as three different things, and we have to start a war.

Speaker 72 Tops versus

Speaker 137 Twinks versus Dolls.

Speaker 108 Wow. Twinks versus time we settle this in the streets.

Speaker 49 And I think the bottoms are going to win.

Speaker 94 You think they will have something to prove?

Speaker 125 You think so?

Speaker 88 Well, and they have skills.

Speaker 72 wait tops have skills i know what i don't know they don't no they don't no they don't

Speaker 152 what else no that's no already no verbal verbal no tops have no skills okay so you and bottoms skills are everything taking dick everything

Speaker 82 think of the bottoms you're artists bottoms are resources

Speaker 102 they're intelligent

Speaker 145 they're painters they're sculptors they're your mother your they're your daughter Fuck your mother tops are nothing.

Speaker 215 Tops are nothing. Tops are nothing.
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Speaker 33 I really want to go to Twinks vs. Dolls this year.

Speaker 94 Me too, but it's always like.

Speaker 33 It's so packed. It's packed.

Speaker 94 There's like, there's, there's no air conditioning. You're allowed to smoke cigarettes.

Speaker 178 You're in a war-torn thing.

Speaker 78 It's like, I always see the videos.

Speaker 152 I'm like, thank God.

Speaker 85 Because one of the events is like, who can smoke a cigarette the fastest?

Speaker 94 I celebrate, but as I recently recently walked into a house party and went the i stepped through the door and said i'm too old

Speaker 76 that's amazing i'm i'm get power

Speaker 94 i don't i i love the youth and i love to be the old weird grandmother with the youth but sometimes you just walk in you're like i'm too old of course and and that is that is simply i went with like air conditioning in the event in the middle of pride yes that not because of the twinks and the dolls fighting i would love to watch that at my age or any age there was actually a time like not long ago where i was i was sort of talking about like how oh oh I was talking to someone But then I realized they were 22 and I just couldn't talk to them anymore and I realized I was ages and I realized I was talking to a bunch of 24 year olds.

Speaker 160 Right.

Speaker 90 And I was just like

Speaker 163 got it.

Speaker 279 Where is the land?

Speaker 109 And I realized I'm old and weird. Yeah.

Speaker 72 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 78 And it's brave to be both.

Speaker 82 It's brave to be both.

Speaker 97 Old versus weird. Yeah.

Speaker 97 That's going to be a crazy cool shit weird chat.

Speaker 33 I miss cool shit weird chat. Me too.

Speaker 72 An era.

Speaker 151 An era.

Speaker 155 An era. Tell us about ta-da.

Speaker 78 Tell us what that is.

Speaker 126 Tell us about ta-da.

Speaker 163 Tell us about it. I'd love to.

Speaker 123 So I'll be telling some of my jokes and my stories in the narrative stand-up kind of way.

Speaker 133 And yet, I'll be doing a 2000-slide PowerPoint where I'm powering it and I've memorized all the cues.

Speaker 164 So we're sort of juggling that tightrope walk while we give you the laughs and pathos that is the off-Broadway stand-up experience.

Speaker 33 When, what will it feel like, you know, when you,

Speaker 33 you know, hopefully this is in decades from now when you close the show, but what will it feel like to release those cues that have been sort of swimming in your mind?

Speaker 135 How is he to know? I'm going to make them.

Speaker 83 How easy to know.

Speaker 97 It's not the future yet.

Speaker 172 I know.

Speaker 271 When the show ends, I'm going to make them open source, copyright-free.

Speaker 215 Everyone can own it. Everyone can do with them what they want.

Speaker 152 I love that.

Speaker 181 So how are you going to make it funny?

Speaker 78 You got to make Rude laugh.

Speaker 105 You got to make me laugh.

Speaker 78 What a crazy thing to say to me, man.

Speaker 148 Make me laugh.

Speaker 172 Bowen Connection is the person who's who's designed, because there's a lot of text in this show.

Speaker 142 We got a custom font made by Mr.

Speaker 1 Teddy Blanks, who did the title cards for Wicked.

Speaker 175 And Barbie and

Speaker 214 Nosferatu.

Speaker 78 Wow. Text clean stuff.

Speaker 193 Text Queen.

Speaker 88 And he made me a font that I'll be using.

Speaker 33 Can I say something about people who make typefaces, fonts, and also who like graphic design and brand shit at the highest caliber?

Speaker 101 Is it appropriate for you?

Speaker 152 They felt different ones, too.

Speaker 109 They felt different ones.

Speaker 78 They felt different ones.

Speaker 33 No, they're just like comedy nerds. Emily O'Reilly, Pentagon, and Teddy.

Speaker 215 They're just like Teddy did O'Mary as well.

Speaker 33 Like these people, just Kate Kate Berland show, Teddy did Kate's show. Like, these people just love a comedy show.

Speaker 33 Like, Emily Oberman, like, designed every SNL logo since the 90s, designed the 30 Rock logo for the show, designed, like, look, just designs everything.

Speaker 174 What comedy were you into when you were doing that?

Speaker 108 You were working.

Speaker 30 Can we say?

Speaker 33 And she's working on culture.

Speaker 82 I was about to say, yeah, you can cut it.

Speaker 109 Nah.

Speaker 144 I don't care. No, she doesn't care.

Speaker 203 I love that.

Speaker 107 I don't care either.

Speaker 78 She wants people people to know of her work.

Speaker 96 She does.

Speaker 33 No, but Pentagon is slay. Pentagon, like when I was working in graphic design, everyone was like, well, that's Emily Oberman.
That's Pentagon.

Speaker 72 Yeah, and you're learned.

Speaker 99 And I'm sorry. And

Speaker 33 it's in that's a good idea.

Speaker 94 I wish I would have a better eye for that.

Speaker 28 But I'm glad other people do.

Speaker 94 There you go. One time I was in a musical and I was playing a role.
And usually like the roles don't dance a lot.

Speaker 94 And I was with another role and we were standing in the back and I was like, I wish I could dance. And then he goes to me, but then we wouldn't get to watch.

Speaker 106 What was beautiful?

Speaker 126 a beautiful world

Speaker 72 that's gorgeous oh i love to watch i love to watch can i just say that's how i feel when y'all talk about the traders really i go you go wouldn't you like to know more about the traders but then i wouldn't get to watch you know what i mean you can always watch the show and then bring it in the conversation

Speaker 154 no no no no but no why why i ask with no judgment but only curiosity why haven't you like been like let me let me i've tried

Speaker 134 my truth is i find it to be boring.

Speaker 190 Yeah, but I love that my sisters love it.

Speaker 102 I think it's status.

Speaker 215 I feel neutral on the show, and thus I don't really watch, but I can watch with my girls and be disconnected from the season and have fun watching that show.

Speaker 94 Challenges literally do not matter. So that is like a huge flaw of the show.

Speaker 203 Yes.

Speaker 94 And that half of the episode could be cut and it wouldn't matter in the slight.

Speaker 197 And I know this is not a requisite aspect of the show, but I also don't watch like any of the franchises they draw from.

Speaker 142 So I also don't really care about the Avengers up there.

Speaker 33 That's what I meant. I meant like even the survivors and for both of you, and this is purely, this is not a documentary at all.

Speaker 141 Housewives and all these things.

Speaker 33 Like, I feel like you, there is, there is a

Speaker 33 change in alternate timeline where you guys are obsessed with these.

Speaker 215 Well, let me say, if Traders was drawing from Love on the Spectrum, couples therapy and bake off, I'd be watching

Speaker 129 their bridge.

Speaker 82 It should be bake-off, couples therapy, and love on the spectrum, people.

Speaker 216 Then I'm washed.

Speaker 143 My reality. You know I'm watching.

Speaker 94 I usually only like reality TV when it's a contest. So that's my problem with housewives.

Speaker 95 is like i i find it tedious when like no one gets eliminated see i think your issue is you're not watching housewives like it's a contest totally

Speaker 95 like at the end of the season the winner is yeah no to be honest when i see the reunion at the end and you see where they're all siding it's almost like those are their like final seeds totally and then from there

Speaker 94 but i like the like next season all new people playing the game again for sure versus like and now that you know that's but i don't care i love it i love to watch it with people while they tell me what i am watching me too.

Speaker 211 Aaron's introduced me into all the peak survivor seasons.

Speaker 166 I've had an amazing time.

Speaker 134 I often watch Housewives when I'm on a jet blue flight.

Speaker 166 I have an amazing time.

Speaker 215 So I get why my sisters like them, even if they're not the shows that are for me. They're not the culture that made me say culture is for me.

Speaker 95 What is something that your lover was into that as a result of them just sort of being so into it that now you're into it?

Speaker 204 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 206 Because you both have long time partners, and I would imagine you at least picked up something from each other

Speaker 97 and weren't just so into your own thing and just only ever thinking about what you want to do and acting like a narcissist.

Speaker 95 That I think at some point there must have been something.

Speaker 90 Yeah, still.

Speaker 73 I'm sorry.

Speaker 152 I'm so sorry.

Speaker 80 Would you say that, Mac?

Speaker 215 I was not listening.

Speaker 142 I was thinking about myself.

Speaker 180 Just say that all again. I was thinking about myself.

Speaker 95 There was at least one time where you were like, hey, that's interesting, something someone else was doing, saying, being involved in.

Speaker 213 What was that?

Speaker 94 Do I have to be into it now myself or can I just enjoy it?

Speaker 95 Well, ideally, Aaron, ideally, it it was something that was interesting enough that your partner was into that you wanted to stick with it.

Speaker 94 There's a meme that Michael and I trade. It's two kittens and one sort of has his or hers little hands out and it goes me listening to my partner's interests.

Speaker 113 And the cat makes the cat.

Speaker 135 That's really cute.

Speaker 185 Because Michael likes to just sort of like.

Speaker 94 often stand because he's a he's a mover around whereas i'm sort of i'm always like draped across furniture and he's um he's will just stand and tell me about something that i that i have no that i could never do or understand And I'm simply the cat.

Speaker 95 And so while you're like that, like the cat, are you remembering what he's saying?

Speaker 94 I remember some stuff, but you know, some stuff he gets granular. He's telling me about like sewing patterns and thing, and I'm like, I'll never understand this.

Speaker 95 So that's not one of the things I'm asking about.

Speaker 95 You something that he, yeah, yeah, what's something he loves you now love?

Speaker 75 Because you know, he probably

Speaker 94 think of a singing artist he got me into, but that would be like back in college because now we're so enmeshed.

Speaker 76 Well, what about 20 years of fucking Venus and Ana?

Speaker 135 He got me into those, honey.

Speaker 80 Couldn't get you out. Couldn't get me out.

Speaker 105 You got stuck, famously.

Speaker 78 Whoa.

Speaker 79 How did I tell it down to the hospital?

Speaker 94 There is this like sub-genre of erotica, uh, like, you know, fiction where, like, that he got you into? No, I sadly got myself into this, but I don't even like this genre, but have read it.

Speaker 94 It's like the guy, the top is really stupid, like, very, very dumb.

Speaker 146 How novel. Yeah.

Speaker 72 And

Speaker 78 likely storyboard.

Speaker 94 He keeps accidentally like, whoa, like getting stuck in the bottom or the cocksucker.

Speaker 71 Oh, whoa, they can't get it out.

Speaker 82 Oh, my God.

Speaker 176 In their body or in things?

Speaker 43 Like in their mouth or hole.

Speaker 156 Like, whoa, I can't get it out.

Speaker 81 Whoa.

Speaker 94 It's like a and at the bottom sort of like, like, I feel like it is usually like told from the bottoms POV.

Speaker 159 And they're like, and you're here.

Speaker 137 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 94 It's more like, I, you know, my roommate was so hung.

Speaker 219 First person.

Speaker 203 Wait, so sorry, I, I, I, it's sort of a single thing.

Speaker 78 Michael got you into this.

Speaker 78 Your husband Michael

Speaker 187 just to just to confirm, we did not

Speaker 90 find a thing.

Speaker 119 We didn't find a thing.

Speaker 96 I'll think of something.

Speaker 158 What about you?

Speaker 211 Well, I don't want to give her more airtime, but Blake did get me into Harry Potter because I had not read and he was so into it.

Speaker 82 Well, let's give her more airtime.

Speaker 174 No, fuck her.

Speaker 78 Yeah, fuck her.

Speaker 108 Fuck her, fuck the show.

Speaker 220 Yeah. Actually, my real take is I don't want to watch that show.

Speaker 152 I'm quite fucked.

Speaker 105 Who the fuck is going to watch that show?

Speaker 171 Very episode.

Speaker 82 Just to make clear.

Speaker 78 Especially because we already fucking know it.

Speaker 111 The movies know what the movies don't go.

Speaker 117 The show.

Speaker 216 We already have the movies.

Speaker 220 You already have the books. What's done?

Speaker 193 It's the game.

Speaker 94 It's HBO Max needing, they are desperate always for another game.

Speaker 129 Of course, of course.

Speaker 216 But yeah, he did get me into that.

Speaker 193 And then there's more, like you saying, like not culture, but temperament things.

Speaker 220 He slows me down in ways that I appreciate.

Speaker 127 That's wonderful.

Speaker 109 I want to do something.

Speaker 33 I just want each of us to go around and for each of the other three people say that, say a thing that

Speaker 189 the person person got them into.

Speaker 102 Oh, I love this.

Speaker 150 Okay, this is really good.

Speaker 164 Wait, okay, I want to get this right.

Speaker 94 I think it's both of you for me, it would be music. I can think of like specific, specific music you've got.

Speaker 72 And I would say, for Aaron, you reinforcing like the survivor thing for me because you had,

Speaker 95 I feel like my also guy Brownhammes talk about it a lot. And I was just like, once I realized that, like, gays

Speaker 95 were having fun talking about it, like you, you, You really have Matt Rogers

Speaker 166 broadened my pop music knowledge in a way that I appreciate.

Speaker 197 Cause I even like pop, but I listen to a lot of other things.

Speaker 166 And you've like gotten me into some girls I wouldn't have gotten into.

Speaker 182 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 160 Uh-huh. Okay.

Speaker 86 You, because it came up earlier.

Speaker 134 You did get me into couples therapy.

Speaker 33 And he got me into couples therapy.

Speaker 99 Oh, I didn't know that came from you.

Speaker 176 Yeah.

Speaker 94 I love this. Led down.

Speaker 78 There's other things.

Speaker 190 I feel like earlier in our relationship, you helped me fill in some of the gaps of like

Speaker 282 canonical.

Speaker 193 This is to Aaron Jackson.

Speaker 214 Canonical, you know, old school Hollywood queer queer film.

Speaker 156 Yeah.

Speaker 164 Because I'd seen a lot of the top line, but it's like I had only seen like three Betty Davis movies before I met Aaron.

Speaker 153 And then it's like 160 or something, I think. Yes.

Speaker 94 And then I think you definitely got me into Persona 5 and then probably other video games.

Speaker 33 It's most, I'm, I'm a video game.

Speaker 276 I'm that too.

Speaker 33 I will say weirdly,

Speaker 33 weirdly, but like Jesus Christ Superstar.

Speaker 33 I never, the first time I saw it was, was the live version at your house.

Speaker 135 Yes.

Speaker 80 Oh my God.

Speaker 33 That was so fun. That was fun.
A bunch of music for you, a bunch of TV, but mostly TV for you.

Speaker 159 The reality comes from me too.

Speaker 33 Yes. Yes.
And I love, and I, but I, it's, but it is transferred in this direction too. Sometimes Aaron reinforces what Matt, what Matt, what Matt tells me about.

Speaker 95 You know, what's interesting is it's like, it's funny to like have that question and then us like.

Speaker 95 have to answer it about you guys because it's not to be like twee or earnest but truly is like comedy at large like and being yourself on stage like so that's like actually true and real i remember when you guys like were inviting us to hang out with you guys, it was like, whoa, because you guys were the people that we looked up to.

Speaker 200 So I guess that's the answer, if we're to be truly honest.

Speaker 171 Do you remember to do that?

Speaker 152 I'm not at the duplex. No.

Speaker 183 No.

Speaker 165 Wait, and for the tour, will you do that?

Speaker 152 No.

Speaker 111 No, that is actually.

Speaker 150 Will you do bang bang?

Speaker 82 I don't.

Speaker 47 That's your solo number.

Speaker 95 Can I tell you something? Whenever I'm suggesting solo numbers, you're going to think it's like, oh, so Matt can do his bullshit.

Speaker 128 No, it's so Bowen can sing Bang Bang.

Speaker 94 Oh, I know.

Speaker 210 And I like to get in some of the lorigan we gave them barracuda yeah bang bang is a signature piece that needs to come back i literally think of you when i no matter who sings that nancy sinatra or whatever i've like no he does it better than bow he does it he does it better than gaga no but

Speaker 121 i'm doing a gaga impression when i sing well and but you've made stephanie would agree it's the best performance of the song i've seen

Speaker 148 can i say something

Speaker 194 i'm reading jeff hiller's memoir right now oh delightful plug he brings up this moment of like him being the, you know, like only gay guy at UCB and how much he was like, you know, referencing wicked on Herald night and the coach being like, that's too niche.

Speaker 126 Don't make references like that.

Speaker 82 You know what I mean?

Speaker 52 I love that.

Speaker 217 And then through like seeing us do twins and then all of this, he was like, I sort of learned from my daughters to be myself.

Speaker 196 And

Speaker 123 I feel that in a big way too.

Speaker 134 Like when you're saying like, oh, you taught, I'm like, yeah, but then

Speaker 1 when y'all were doing what you were doing, it allowed me to be like, oh, shit, there's parts of myself I'm not accessing and not leaning into.

Speaker 82 It's all cyclical.

Speaker 182 You know what I mean?

Speaker 141 We're younger.

Speaker 164 It's intergenerational.

Speaker 193 Yeah, exactly. It's not Dr.
Kiss and cousins. I just mean

Speaker 82 cousins.

Speaker 89 And also, this is all to say, Jeff is mother and everyone needs to put respect on Jeff Hiller.

Speaker 102 Oh, God.

Speaker 140 Jeff Hiller

Speaker 33 the moment. Buy his book.

Speaker 132 Buy

Speaker 78 his book. And watch the show.

Speaker 129 And watch the show. I love the show.

Speaker 97 I mean, yeah, but that is interesting. But I think there's that.

Speaker 47 Because it's a more realistic thing.

Speaker 95 Because I'm like sitting here being like, but what is it? And then I'm like, oh, it's like, it's hard to pinpoint because it's just like been everything.

Speaker 151 Hmm.

Speaker 52 I love that.

Speaker 101 We should write a show. I love that it's everything.

Speaker 132 We should write a Broadway show.

Speaker 117 We should write a Broadway show.

Speaker 76 All of us?

Speaker 249 It's for the tour.

Speaker 263 For the tour. It's about.

Speaker 33 I think it goes to Broadway.

Speaker 171 Do you think getting.

Speaker 200 No, it's like not in Four Cities. It's on Broadway.

Speaker 271 It's on Broadway. That's one of the four cities.

Speaker 83 Four cities.

Speaker 76 Broadway.

Speaker 196 New York.

Speaker 82 Broadway.

Speaker 106 West End.

Speaker 145 West End.

Speaker 95 Disney.

Speaker 98 And Tokyo. Disney.

Speaker 198 We want to do one of the little amphitheaters in the park.

Speaker 43 You know what I mean?

Speaker 142 Yeah.

Speaker 193 Like as one of the gazebo

Speaker 174 Muppet Vision. That theater's free.

Speaker 152 Muppet Vision. We can do it in the Muppet Vision.

Speaker 119 What are they putting in?

Speaker 95 So the Muppet section in Hollywood Studios is going down so that Monster Zinc can be built.

Speaker 82 Oh, good idea.

Speaker 183 And the Monsters.

Speaker 204 No, sorry.

Speaker 128 The Muppets are now going to Rock and Roller Coaster.

Speaker 83 Okay.

Speaker 95 So it's sort of, as is written, so it shall be done. Aerosmith bequeaths to the Muppet Zinc,

Speaker 146 who bequeath to Monster Zinc.

Speaker 94 Oh, so Rock and Roller Coaster is not going to be about Aerosmith anymore. It's going to be about Muppets.

Speaker 193 It will be Rock and Roller Coaster starring the muppets okay that's good which i think is kind of fierce how they make music i always thought i learned to ride rock and roller coaster but i did think an aerosmith ride was a little at disney strange a little strange it needs it needs to go 10 years ago whereas the muppets are a big family band working together matt had a theory that rock and roller coaster was going to go to olivia rodrigo i was told that in a real way and i and it was someone who claimed that they knew it was like well you know they're changing the theming of rock and roller roller coaster from Aerosmith to Olivia Rodrigo.

Speaker 97 I kind of understand it on like an I'm gay level, but does that work on a world level?

Speaker 33 On a world level, like in five years, this woman is going to look completely different.

Speaker 83 None of them will be visually.

Speaker 141 Wait, who is it?

Speaker 135 It should be the goofy movie band.

Speaker 150 Oh, Powerline.

Speaker 72 Powerline.

Speaker 102 Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 94 Well, wait, is it Tom, Nye, and Charlton who have the, they have a bit that

Speaker 94 they want Disney to be, be, they want the characters to be controlled, like by each character has a president.

Speaker 94 So, like, Mickey has a president, Goofy has a president, like, or, you know, of the, of their, is their like main PR person, and they're like working around, like, so they control everything, like putting Donald in a movie, getting Donald a ride, collabing with another character.

Speaker 91 It's just really funny.

Speaker 95 So it was like a publicist war,

Speaker 185 and it called them the big six.

Speaker 185 And who do you think the big six Disney characters are?

Speaker 83 I love that.

Speaker 13 Well, it's Mickey, it's Minnie,

Speaker 95 but they probably share a publicist.

Speaker 160 No.

Speaker 95 You don't think so? Uh-uh.

Speaker 72 You don't think?

Speaker 95 Okay, we're giving her autonomy, and her autonomy is to choose everything is just the girl version of Mickey.

Speaker 206 Okay.

Speaker 187 If I'm her publicist, I'm fucking getting on the phone.

Speaker 33 Mickey Goofy Donald, because they're all in Kingdom Hearts.

Speaker 94 There you go.

Speaker 149 This is just a bad publicist if she's just getting her the girl version.

Speaker 111 I can't believe it.

Speaker 95 I'm just saying, if I'm telling me that Mickey and Minnie have a different publicist, I think Minnie's publicist fucking sucks.

Speaker 160 Well, no,

Speaker 271 you think Carrie Kuhn and Tracy Letz have the same publicist?

Speaker 174 They do different things.

Speaker 95 I think Tracy Letts says no to a lot more than Carrie Kuhn.

Speaker 71 Because they have different press opportunities.

Speaker 217 Because they have different publicists.

Speaker 95 Yeah. I don't know that they do.
I actually would. You know what? I bet Tracy Letz is like, doesn't even really

Speaker 204 have a publicist.

Speaker 78 He's a writer. He writes.

Speaker 123 And so is Mickey.

Speaker 149 Mickey's a writer.

Speaker 105 Minnie's a star.

Speaker 100 I don't think that that's true.

Speaker 279 We haven't really seen Mickey out there.

Speaker 94 Mickey's not out there that much either.

Speaker 99 Shy guy. He's a writer.

Speaker 97 This is what I'm going to say.

Speaker 147 He's the Tracy Letz.

Speaker 92 Mickey is Tracy Letz.

Speaker 95 I really think Mickey and Minnie have the same publicists.

Speaker 153 Wow.

Speaker 95 Just like I think Donald and Daisy. No, you know what? Daisy has a different publicist.

Speaker 162 That's what Daisy is doing

Speaker 95 because you can talk about Daisy and what she's up to and what she's into, but you can't say that about Minnie.

Speaker 115 No, but

Speaker 33 Donald, I fear Donald has Scientologist vibes because Daisy is not showing up anywhere. It's Shelly Miskivid's vibes.

Speaker 95 What are you talking about? You know exactly where she is. She's in that room at the Disney World ride where she teaches us ballet.

Speaker 188 In media, we don't see her.

Speaker 33 You don't see Daisy out. It's a huge underrepresentation of Daisy Duck.

Speaker 95 You can't say that Daisy Duck is like Shelly Miscovich when no one knows where Shelley Miskovich is.

Speaker 90 And no one knows where Daisy is.

Speaker 97 She's in two places.

Speaker 97 The Mickey and Minnie Runaway Railway in Orlando and the one in Anaheim.

Speaker 76 We've seen her twice.

Speaker 111 Every time we saw what she does on the railway, the Shelly Miskovich thing is serious.

Speaker 95 The Daisy Duck thing is not. She's got her own publicist and she has a job.
She's a dance teacher.

Speaker 141 Donald.

Speaker 185 I think this is good.

Speaker 138 This is good.

Speaker 94 And then we were thinking, well, Chip and Dale.

Speaker 135 Goofy's got a fucked publicist.

Speaker 204 Like, it's what is a gooner.

Speaker 152 Goofy's publicist. He's a gooner.

Speaker 165 The publicist is a gooner, or goofy's a gooner.

Speaker 86 I think they're both gooners.

Speaker 78 Porque no las tos.

Speaker 71 Why not though?

Speaker 78 I've been really saying it a lot like

Speaker 94 Josh has been saying that a lot due to his Spanish lessons, I guess.

Speaker 81 Yeah, dude.

Speaker 52 How are they going along?

Speaker 151 Oh, bueno.

Speaker 140 Bueno.

Speaker 134 Mi mares

Speaker 172 ama Natalia.

Speaker 216 Natalia.

Speaker 211 Una lesbiana colombiana que viba in Malta.

Speaker 148 Y

Speaker 134 verad é esta obsecionara con Ariana grande.

Speaker 198 Ah.

Speaker 119 She's obsessed with Ariana Grande.

Speaker 178 Yeah.

Speaker 94 And she's a Colombian lesbian.

Speaker 176 She's a Colombian lesbian living in Malta.

Speaker 189 That's cute.

Speaker 145 She rolls.

Speaker 128 Sorry, how did it come up, Ariana?

Speaker 176 Did you tell her that you knew someone who knew her well?

Speaker 101 Did you explain her well?

Speaker 203 It's me.

Speaker 164 Oftentimes, it's like, what did you do this weekend?

Speaker 86 Oftentimes, it's like, what did you do this weekend?

Speaker 214 I'm like, fuey sabare noche en vibo i went to satur night live and she's like wait ariana grande hosted did you meet her and i go well yeah see i was like she's sort of a friend conosco ariana see

Speaker 160 wow

Speaker 133 somos amigas

Speaker 109 samos amigas your spanish sounds foul it sounds great

Speaker 215 it's gotten better It was one of my things after the accident that I was like, I want to reclaim this thing and be like, next time I go back to Mexico, I'm like, oh, remember last time you came and now you speak better Spanish?

Speaker 166 You know, like one of those where I was like, I need to come back and not feel like I'm coming back after after the time that almost killed me.

Speaker 109 It's like, oh, I'm coming back countier at Spanish.

Speaker 118 And to learn more about the accident, go to a talented titanium.

Speaker 81 Actually, go to joshua.com.

Speaker 38 Are you talking a lot about the accident in Talas?

Speaker 134 Yeah, there's like, it's sort of the last like 20 minutes.

Speaker 109 I love Biente.

Speaker 87 Biente.

Speaker 140 Biente. Bienteros.
Si.

Speaker 95 Biente. And if you don't know what the accident is, you got to go to the show.

Speaker 43 You got to go to Trunton.

Speaker 109 The accident is profound. It's formative.

Speaker 149 Well, I know the Culturistas girls, the Katies, the publicists, the readers.

Speaker 198 They support Aaron and and I in a deep and down way.

Speaker 211 Yes, they should go to the chat.

Speaker 215 And they'll be coming to the Greenwich House Theater.

Speaker 152 I know this.

Speaker 119 Sam Pinkleton directing Tony Winning Director.

Speaker 171 We know that much more information.

Speaker 95 It's going to be incredible.

Speaker 119 We were joking that

Speaker 94 this appearance on Los Culturists is for Josh Press.

Speaker 137 And he goes.

Speaker 185 We should do it together, right?

Speaker 94 And I was like, yes, we did my novel one together, too.

Speaker 80 We decided because I'm fearing.

Speaker 1 Because I am sort of doing a bunch of podcasts right now for this.

Speaker 88 And this is the only one we're doing together.

Speaker 78 And we truly were like, that's true forever.

Speaker 215 I think if Aaron's like, truly on an Oscar campaign

Speaker 148 to be the biggest actress in the world, we'll be like, well, but you'll do everything else without

Speaker 175 being a mag on my Oscar campaign.

Speaker 190 But we've sworn to never be on this podcast alone.

Speaker 268 But what if your name is blackened in the gay village, like Spacey?

Speaker 78 I think we will stick to each other. That's coming.

Speaker 111 Well, that's actually for y'all then.

Speaker 117 If one of us becomes Spacey, it's like, well, are you going to book Spacey to get the other?

Speaker 94 I love the sentence, blackened in the gay village.

Speaker 132 Blackened in the gay.

Speaker 90 blackened in the gay village

Speaker 101 there is a gay village you must

Speaker 138 be honey and it's called pines it's called pines i was gonna say it's called peatown and it's called peatown and it's called the gay village

Speaker 216 it's called chelsea it's called chelsea house kitchen it's called chelsea house kitchen so you're sort of cooked then for the rest of the summer yes it starts it's been very fun as people are like do you have any summer plans to go anywhere i'm like i'm actually traveling nowhere i'm spending all summer treading the boards in the west village yeah there's a romance to being like i'm doing my off-Broadway show seven times a week and then I'm going to Via Corota for a martini every night.

Speaker 82 You know what I mean?

Speaker 166 I'm living in that romance.

Speaker 94 Julius. Or Temperance Wine Bar.

Speaker 210 We love that.

Speaker 190 I'm living in the romance of being like a summer spent off-Broadway in the West Village.

Speaker 1 Great AC at the Greenwich House Theater.

Speaker 140 Don't worry, Aaron.

Speaker 78 Are you sensitive to me?

Speaker 77 You need AC.

Speaker 94 Yeah, I want Texan. So I think it's

Speaker 102 not going to be Twinks vs.

Speaker 91 Dolls.

Speaker 132 It's going to be well air conditioning.

Speaker 94 And I want to say everyone should go to Twinks vs. Dolls.
And I'd love to come. I would love to go.

Speaker 108 If there's air conditioning and it's not in the city, I can't go because I'll be in rehearsals.

Speaker 82 rehearsals.

Speaker 186 I want to get a shirt soon that says, I can't, I have tech.

Speaker 141 Don't you think that'd be fun to make that my personality?

Speaker 119 I can't, I have tech. I can't make that my personality.

Speaker 94 Do the dry erase board around your neck because you're on vocal rest.

Speaker 101 Love that.

Speaker 33 Nah, for some reason, an image that flashed in my mind last night was like Sadie Sink, like her whole summer, just like, I guess I'm going home after the show. Like, I'm not, I'm not going out.

Speaker 33 Because I had the itch to go out last night, but I was like, you know, you know who's not going out this summer?

Speaker 280 It's Sadie Sink.

Speaker 109 Maybe some put Put some respect.

Speaker 203 She's got.

Speaker 80 Can I just say she's a doll?

Speaker 85 She is a doll.

Speaker 88 Because I've gotten to know her through Kimmy in the show. Oh, really?

Speaker 145 She's lovely.

Speaker 193 In that way, where sometimes when a person is that famous, you're like, we felt this about Megan Thee Stallion.

Speaker 117 You're like, she could roll up and be a B-I-T-C-H down.

Speaker 135 And I'd be like, worth it because of your talent, because of your everything.

Speaker 134 And Megan Thee Stallion, the kindest person we've ever worked with, so lovely.

Speaker 193 Sadie Sink, nice as all damn dog.

Speaker 77 I love her. 100%.

Speaker 134 Looks you in the eyes, asking you questions, remembers things about you.

Speaker 137 You know what I mean?

Speaker 88 Like, wonderful.

Speaker 171 And great in the show.

Speaker 95 And great in the show really good and they all are every girl is great everyone's telling you like true ensemble piece and alisa speaks to sadie to me that i'm like it's very cool that in this moment of like her biggest victim that you're like i want to do an ensemble piece that like involves a lot of other people you know and is about what it's about yeah i mean i i that's what i left thinking being like oh she really like you know swung the big stick she's got in the industry and you know like in this way of highlighting this play which is i think gonna be made much more popular than if she hadn't done it.

Speaker 143 I agree.

Speaker 275 And actually, I have a real request for Katie's and readers because Kimmy, who again is like rural Georgia girl and me, rural North Carolina boy, and it happens that her Broadway show is running the summer when my show is.

Speaker 166 We always joke that we're like, my dream is someone does a two-show day and goes to see John Proctor.

Speaker 117 Imagine the freak who does a two-show day of our two shows, and one of your people will do that.

Speaker 214 And if you do, DM us because we want to celebrate you.

Speaker 208 Is John Proctor open-ended?

Speaker 95 Do we notice that?

Speaker 126 It's running through into August right now.

Speaker 97 I I just got to end of August.

Speaker 145 Sadie's leaving, and they have this new girl whose name I'm forgetting, but she's fabulous.

Speaker 190 And it's through end of August right now.

Speaker 143 Love.

Speaker 106 And my show's through end of August.

Speaker 96 She's leaving to do a Marvel.

Speaker 119 She's leaving to do a Marvel. She's leaving to do a Marvel.

Speaker 166 She's leaving to do a Marvel.

Speaker 95 Well, it's like you give them one, one for you, one for them.

Speaker 72 And for them, you count them.

Speaker 95 One John Proctor is the villain, one Marvel.

Speaker 119 And then you got the public for them.

Speaker 138 Yeah.

Speaker 164 So I need a publicist to do both shows in one day.

Speaker 33 Now, do we settle who the big six were in

Speaker 210 Mickey Minnie?

Speaker 178 Donald, Donald, Daisy, Goofy, Goofy, Pluto, Pluto.

Speaker 152 And do Goofy and Pluto have the same publicist?

Speaker 79 No, no.

Speaker 210 Pluto is Goofy's dog.

Speaker 77 God, you know,

Speaker 132 because Goofy is a dog. Yeah.

Speaker 178 Slave?

Speaker 132 Slave.

Speaker 78 I mean,

Speaker 163 that went so far as any pet is.

Speaker 78 Is that what you mean?

Speaker 94 Well, they're the same species, but one is...

Speaker 170 Ah, yes.

Speaker 138 One is one is owner.

Speaker 94 One is.

Speaker 87 Or.

Speaker 206 Man's best friend by Sabrina Carpenter.

Speaker 132 Or a gay couple.

Speaker 71 Or couple.

Speaker 72 Pup play. Pup play.

Speaker 78 Goofy goofy doesn't have a love interest quote no he doesn't there's no goofina there's no goofina huh huh there's no it's actually real coacher number 30 there's no goofina

Speaker 77 there is no goofina

Speaker 95 there is no goofy

Speaker 98 there's no goofina bring us goofina and doesn't even in goofy movie doesn't he have a kid but no wife Yeah, and there's no goofa.

Speaker 83 There's no goofa.

Speaker 102 Who is goofy?

Speaker 123 Who's related to Goofina?

Speaker 96 Is she dead?

Speaker 94 Did his wife die?

Speaker 198 Sorry,

Speaker 156 there's Goofy.

Speaker 78 There's Goofina.

Speaker 76 Goofa. Goofa.

Speaker 77 Goofa. That's his ex-girlfriend.

Speaker 91 That's his.

Speaker 113 Oh, and she's

Speaker 125 slatty.

Speaker 215 No, Goofa's their non-binary friend.

Speaker 81 Oh, Goofa.

Speaker 72 I see.

Speaker 94 And they're all slutty. They're Goofy's ex and they're non-binary.

Speaker 108 They're a bad.

Speaker 126 They're a fucking whore gape slut.

Speaker 83 Gape.

Speaker 78 Oh my god. They're a fucking gape whore slut.

Speaker 209 Shop it with gap.

Speaker 78 I'm telling you.

Speaker 94 You want to stop the gapes?

Speaker 95 Stop the gapes.

Speaker 219 Stop the steals.

Speaker 105 Stop the gapes.

Speaker 95 Mind the gaps. Mind the gaps.

Speaker 87 Mind the gap.

Speaker 82 Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Speaker 152 Share, share.

Speaker 97 Frozen gapes.

Speaker 83 What's your problem with gapes?

Speaker 78 Sometimes too big.

Speaker 216 Yeah, looking in the mirror.

Speaker 152 Look in the mirror.

Speaker 95 Did you see that character on gay Twitter that was going around with the big asshole?

Speaker 160 No, the character was.

Speaker 95 When I say character, I mean real human man who was like...

Speaker 152 No, and can I say to the earlier question, this is what you've taught me.

Speaker 193 This is what you've brought to me.

Speaker 163 You've taught me this. This is what you've taught me.

Speaker 126 This is what you've taught me.

Speaker 71 You have been changed

Speaker 269 because

Speaker 33 i knew you i think you i've been changed for good the way she goes for good for good i was just like you just wait yeah you you say i've never been to new york i've never been to new york i've never been to new york before there's a rumor she wants to come back to the boards rosie broadway yeah the irish boards yeah is that where she is

Speaker 103 maybe the west end the north end

Speaker 17 i don't i don't think she's coming back to america i really don't if you if she did, what do you want to see her at?

Speaker 78 Well, she did for Red Wood. Well, anything, Redwood.

Speaker 91 To be clear, I'd love this country to be safe enough for Rosie O'Donnell to be in it.

Speaker 71 Oh, God.

Speaker 94 All that aside, what is

Speaker 126 Rosie O'Donnell?

Speaker 102 Oh, Gypsy.

Speaker 97 There, I said it.

Speaker 86 I want to see

Speaker 105 her.

Speaker 104 But do you want to see her?

Speaker 99 Not for nothing, but that was

Speaker 101 really good.

Speaker 78 Someone tell me

Speaker 81 when is it my turn?

Speaker 73 Tell me, don't I get a dream for myself.

Speaker 76 I could kill the role.

Speaker 82 You could kill the role of the game.

Speaker 95 Do you know what actually is the role I was born to play? What?

Speaker 9 Norma Desmond Nicole Scherzinger version.

Speaker 151 Oh,

Speaker 143 I actually would.

Speaker 78 You could tell a whole story with your eyes.

Speaker 52 You'd be good in that.

Speaker 111 If I ever get to the city.

Speaker 211 Wait, do the camera the little eye moment when they pull in on her eyes?

Speaker 134 Do it to one of these.

Speaker 94 Yeah, the eyebrow lift, too.

Speaker 130 That's really good. Dude,

Speaker 8 look.

Speaker 9 If I ever get, what's it, Broadway Backwards or whatever, whatever it is, I will do that.

Speaker 179 Misscast, miscast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 75 Broadway backwards. I think at Broadway Bears.

Speaker 117 Oh, you should do it at Broadway Bears in the nude.

Speaker 235 Me and like all clothes, like a huge,

Speaker 76 really heavy garment.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 95 Singing with one look at Broadway Bears while everyone fucking starts crying.

Speaker 103 But you say with one gay. They're not even

Speaker 119 gay.

Speaker 138 They're crying because they're so

Speaker 78 paid so much money to watch Nick Adams. And like, we have fucking Matt Rebecca singing with one look.

Speaker 274 My college friend.

Speaker 105 I hate it. My college friend, Nick Adams.
Really?

Speaker 78 I didn't know that.

Speaker 160 You ever rubbed dicks? No, no, no, no.

Speaker 72 All right.

Speaker 171 Well, that's a gaming story.

Speaker 135 And I wouldn't kiss and tell.

Speaker 150 Even if we had rubbed it. Yes, you would.

Speaker 82 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 78 I never kissed and tell.

Speaker 160 Roll tape.

Speaker 78 Roll tape. It's a tape of him kissing and telling.

Speaker 102 And then me being like, I'm kissing this car.

Speaker 152 I'm kissing this one.

Speaker 125 I got something to tell you.

Speaker 95 What's a time you really regretted hurting someone?

Speaker 271 When I didn't cast you in in Dixon.

Speaker 81 Yeah, definitely that.

Speaker 191 When I didn't cast you as neighbor number two, as Mr.

Speaker 94 Neighbor, as Miss Mix neighbor.

Speaker 212 Could have been funny.

Speaker 94 I don't know when I really regretted hurting someone.

Speaker 119 I was literally thinking about you.

Speaker 94 I threw sand in little girls' eyes when we were little.

Speaker 83 Evil bitch.

Speaker 94 Yeah, it was nasty.

Speaker 91 What did she do to deserve that?

Speaker 94 She was being some sort of way. And then she blamed the boy I was standing next to, and he went to the principal's office.

Speaker 103 Wasn't that the same thing?

Speaker 81 And you weren't even at the bush on the shop.

Speaker 138 You wanted to protect him and

Speaker 95 I can see the whole emotional landscape of this.

Speaker 8 You, she probably was picking on you because she liked you.

Speaker 95 You took sand in your hand, threw it in her face. She goes, it was the other boy still wanting to defend you, still because she wanted, she's just, she was blinded.

Speaker 181 She was in fashion.

Speaker 94 Literally blinded.

Speaker 266 Yeah, well, I wasn't even talking about it like that.

Speaker 147 But yes, I

Speaker 94 little girl, I wish I had not thrown sand into your eye.

Speaker 95 You don't remember her name?

Speaker 110 Not at all. I don't even think we were in the same class.

Speaker 161 Oh.

Speaker 95 Where do you guys stand on saying people people from high schools first and last name just because you know them?

Speaker 148 Depends.

Speaker 211 What do you mean, like on air or just in your life?

Speaker 76 Yeah, sort of in life. Like

Speaker 95 all of a sudden they're living their life and like they're, they're, you know, doing, going about their day. And someone goes, oh my God, you were mentioned front.
and behind name. Front and behind.

Speaker 143 Front behind name.

Speaker 94 Was it you, me and Patrick Rogers were out together one time and somebody was like, oh, my, my good friend from Honors English, this girl I used to know in Honors English texted me.

Speaker 170 And then we were all like, I'm going to text my good friend from Honors English because the girls you met and Honors English saved your life and everyone's your friend from Honors English.

Speaker 77 The real.

Speaker 215 We literally did this recently at a concert.

Speaker 126 Are we doing this brother?

Speaker 109 Wait, I don't know if I know my exact girl.

Speaker 209 We'll do it as soon as it raps.

Speaker 135 You have to say, God, thanks.

Speaker 141 No, no, no.

Speaker 107 Here's what you have to do.

Speaker 187 Becca, bring in my phone.

Speaker 161 We're all going to text a girl from high school honors.

Speaker 219 Or no, no, I'm just going to shout this person out.

Speaker 173 And we're going to see who gets a text back first.

Speaker 175 No. Who gets a text back first?

Speaker 49 Why?

Speaker 95 Because you know you're not going to win.

Speaker 85 It is very out of the blue.

Speaker 33 Like, I have not reached out to this person.

Speaker 181 This is hence the bit.

Speaker 161 Okay, here comes Becca with the phone.

Speaker 78 Thank you, Becca.

Speaker 82 Thanks, Becca.

Speaker 127 Okay, great.

Speaker 187 So you don't have your phone either? No.

Speaker 161 Jesus, do you?

Speaker 78 Skipping professional.

Speaker 148 Skipping professional down.

Speaker 135 What are we saying to them?

Speaker 173 Text a girl from high school English.

Speaker 131 Go. Okay.

Speaker 131 What is the

Speaker 131 thing?

Speaker 25 I'm just going to say back in New York.

Speaker 249 Back in New York.

Speaker 191 just wanted you to know i'm doing well i book all the time

Speaker 33 random ass here i'm saying random ass

Speaker 17 back in new york

Speaker 17 when can we do berries

Speaker 94 what are you gonna say to yours i'm saying happy

Speaker 94 happy belated birthday to rescinded the name of my

Speaker 95 child yay i think i'm gonna i think i'm gonna get a text back this is so huge and mind you i didn't say that you couldn't have talked to this person in a long time i just said that had to be a girl from high school english and let me just say i know we could have also fetched my phone and I could have participated, but then I wouldn't get to watch.

Speaker 95 I can't believe you guys are still texting.

Speaker 49 You could have just shut off something sweet.

Speaker 33 No, it's because it's been a long time and it's, it is such a wild like, what the fuck?

Speaker 155 Yeah.

Speaker 215 It gave me such joy at this concert to text that person.

Speaker 187 It is kind of the girl that saved your life from you, Bo and Yang.

Speaker 77 I don't know where.

Speaker 33 No, I'm just, but I'm just saying, like, it's been like, I don't know. It's been a decade.
It's been a decade.

Speaker 33 Last text I sent her, June 25th, 2013.

Speaker 82 Mine was. Oh, my God.

Speaker 78 What?

Speaker 17 Mine was on my birthday because I got a birthday text.

Speaker 108 I I don't keep up with high school friends.

Speaker 130 I don't.

Speaker 94 This one I would love to more, but I just don't.

Speaker 78 But these women say more.

Speaker 147 She's got her receipts on, and I say she hasn't read it yet.

Speaker 33 I just want to shout out Kayla Sterback.

Speaker 97 She introduced me to Radiohead.

Speaker 97 Sam Marconi, you got to get back to me.

Speaker 167 Introduced me to Radiohead.

Speaker 187 Radiohead me, my friend.

Speaker 94 I don't know if it was Radiohead, but she got me into Bjork. She's Erica Badu.

Speaker 94 Melanie Chase back then.

Speaker 33 See, those behind every gay guy with good music taste is a straight girl in Honors English who taught them all those those things.

Speaker 95 Sam didn't teach me

Speaker 161 any cool singing.

Speaker 112 She didn't teach me any cool things.

Speaker 147 But she was class president and I was the secretary.

Speaker 143 Oh, wow.

Speaker 82 Were you good at that?

Speaker 76 I was okay at that.

Speaker 95 We both won an award at our high school for being the top PE students.

Speaker 80 I went to promote the world.

Speaker 187 This was called the Suffolk Zone Award.

Speaker 134 Did any of you go to prom with these women?

Speaker 102 Yes, I went to prom.

Speaker 72 I went to prom.

Speaker 94 I did go to prom, but I went to like a freshman or sophomore year dance, the Valentine's Dance.

Speaker 94 As a gay guy, you needed the girl from Honors English who gave you cool music and would go with you to prom so pat regan was the one who inspired this no patrick no no no patrick roggers but i can't remember why it came up i i was maybe texting i think i was talking about how melany got me into all my cool music maybe that was it yeah oh yeah we were having that conversation we were having a weird girl night we were like you need all the to text that girl this is the thing about like and say i love you i cherish you i love you i cherish you a lot of gay men who moved to new york city

Speaker 109 did the morning announcements i did i did the morning announcements no way i did i did i did the morning announcements

Speaker 275 three out of four of us I did the morning announcements were either prom or homecoming royalty I was

Speaker 118 I was Michael was Michael was prom king Michael was prom king so I was I was homecoming you were homecoming king and read the announcements and I was prom king and read the announcements period

Speaker 95 I think we've been over no no I mean we have but now I'm just I'm for the risk for the sake of everyone new at home I'm kind of like wow that's cool and you're acting it like it's the first time because you're not acting and you know bowen superlative was more likely to get on Saturday Night Live was it really yeah but that that was like the the funny way of like funny as like class clown yeah that was like yeah mine was i was second place for three things mine was um most likely to do a 21st first movie

Speaker 78 i guess we'll still have to see i guess we'll see if that happens in a 21st mine was most likely to be on broadway

Speaker 94 which i haven't done what was

Speaker 136 your most likely to be on broadway love

Speaker 95 i was second place for best dressed most athletic and attached at the hip with my bestie i actually don't remember i think it was class clown or something, but I don't remember.

Speaker 190 Sure.

Speaker 78 And then call my father,

Speaker 33 Otter's English class girl who taught you cool music.

Speaker 153 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 33 That's like the common threat.

Speaker 43 Well, I have one.

Speaker 212 One out of three ain't bad.

Speaker 33 I bet you have another one.

Speaker 94 Lead of plays feels very gay guy going to New York. Oh, wait.

Speaker 109 Oh, my God.

Speaker 29 Did she get back?

Speaker 76 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Speaker 84 Oh, my God. What did she say?

Speaker 85 OMG, is this for real?

Speaker 33 Every time I see...

Speaker 91 Oh, she's.

Speaker 175 Wait, what did you say?

Speaker 80 Do you feel comfortable reading what you said?

Speaker 33 I said, random ass hello it's bowen if you're ever in new york please reach out and say hey hope all is well kayla heart emoji and what did she say oh mg is this for real every time i see you on screen i get so excited you made it i actually still have you saved in my phone i'm so happy for you i'll definitely reach out if i ever find myself out that way

Speaker 105 kayla honors and you're loving kayla story back can i say can't believe sam is flopping so hard

Speaker 216 so you made it to contest this sucks sam i find some of this was after the accident but some of it i think is just becoming the age we're becoming i have been a lot more wistful because i do feel like especially being like, yeah, rural South and whatever, I moved on from that period of my life.

Speaker 166 And then I just not, I don't think of it much.

Speaker 134 And I've become very wistful for some of that.

Speaker 190 And I've done a lot of this where I'll just like remember people and text.

Speaker 197 And I'm doing a lot of that recently. It's good.

Speaker 190 I think it's very healthy to keep these connections

Speaker 164 and to tell these people, like, you know, you did something.

Speaker 102 Yeah.

Speaker 89 I think I did.

Speaker 71 Because I, yeah, because I literally designed me. Because I knew you.

Speaker 78 I have been changed for good.

Speaker 219 I've been changed for good.

Speaker 105 I really have. For God.

Speaker 208 Because

Speaker 208 I knew you.

Speaker 117 We really, we

Speaker 82 knew more about

Speaker 82 the show.

Speaker 145 Has Rosie been on?

Speaker 103 No, I would love to see you.

Speaker 71 We love Rosie on.

Speaker 121 We need Rosie on.

Speaker 71 We need Rosie on. I think it may have been.

Speaker 207 I think it may have been a discussion at one point.

Speaker 82 You need to have Kimberly Bellflower and Rosie O'Donnell.

Speaker 95 I'm sure Rosie is a fan of yours. And Rosie one time said a very nice comment about something I was, I did.

Speaker 82 Were you not sure?

Speaker 78 I've been showing you.

Speaker 164 I was going to say there's a certain class of celebrity where I go, I wonder if they've seen dicks because I feel like they probably have.

Speaker 193 And Rosie is one of them.

Speaker 115 Do you think she has?

Speaker 145 Don't you imagine? She loves musicals.

Speaker 147 I think she loves musicals and she loves all things gay. Yeah.

Speaker 150 Yeah.

Speaker 95 She said a nice thing about, I love that for you.

Speaker 152 Oh, that's true. I can see her liking that.

Speaker 160 Yeah. Well, I loved that show.

Speaker 33 This is what you tell A24 Marketing.

Speaker 152 Hey, A24.

Speaker 97 A24.

Speaker 33 Hey, Ariana Grande, huge fan of Dick's the musical.

Speaker 280 Yeah.

Speaker 157 Use that.

Speaker 135 Clip that. Clip that.

Speaker 78 Clip it.

Speaker 39 Clip it. Good.

Speaker 95 She was, she was.

Speaker 149 So put out the Blu-ray, A24.

Speaker 198 Ariana wants to buy it.

Speaker 101 You know what Ari loves?

Speaker 85 I've told you guys this.

Speaker 78 Desperate for your cock. She kept saying that her color.

Speaker 196 Desperate for your cock.

Speaker 4 That is an amazing lyric.

Speaker 80 Give me, give me that pussy.

Speaker 171 Nathan Lane saying it.

Speaker 78 Give me, give me that pussy.

Speaker 90 Ari and Cynthia were great on Drag Race.

Speaker 152 Very funny.

Speaker 169 I haven't seen. I haven't seen it.
It was fun.

Speaker 102 So I haven't seen it.

Speaker 94 Now, they'd filmed it before the first one came out.

Speaker 177 Wouldn't that be funny?

Speaker 170 But everything was very clearly foreboding.

Speaker 175 Yes, which is very funny to me.

Speaker 110 I just tell you how time works.

Speaker 104 And the falseness of show business.

Speaker 85 Have we been over this in bracket two?

Speaker 33 Which, like, a moment that I think speaks to all four of us, which is when bracket two first meets up in the workroom, Lydia Butthole Collins goes to

Speaker 33 Mistress Isabel Brooks and goes, Mistress, it's so good to see you.

Speaker 105 And then Mistress goes, and it's interesting to see you.

Speaker 71 And it's interesting to see you.

Speaker 78 I love Mistress.

Speaker 82 That whole bracket. I knew she

Speaker 113 bench. Gagatron.

Speaker 43 Gagatrondra. It was.

Speaker 78 They were crazy.

Speaker 82 Interesting to see you.

Speaker 78 Interesting to see you.

Speaker 108 I'm like, I want to use that suit.

Speaker 94 The girl's really gay.

Speaker 95 I got to tell you who also ate this last episode up was the ginger midge.

Speaker 117 Should we, and for the tour, like Chapel Rowan, have a local drag queen open each show?

Speaker 143 And so now let's pick from New York, Chicago, LA, and Orlando.

Speaker 150 Okay.

Speaker 82 Who are the queens? New York, Bob.

Speaker 82 Bob, the original New York Queen.

Speaker 97 Bob's opening for us.

Speaker 111 Yes, Bob.

Speaker 204 Bob is local in LA now.

Speaker 150 Yeah, Bob is originally about it.

Speaker 80 Bob is opening up from Madonna.

Speaker 78 That's not what it's about.

Speaker 142 It's not what it's about. Bob opens New York.

Speaker 178 Chicago Shea Cool A Shea Coulay in Chicago.

Speaker 142 Okay, I love that.

Speaker 78 You better pay up.

Speaker 83 And we will.

Speaker 78 We will. We get to our $3,000.

Speaker 115 We actually love to text people when we're having people do our improv shows.

Speaker 94 We always say, this is a paid opportunity.

Speaker 78 Because it is. It is.

Speaker 162 It is actually chat.

Speaker 80 I enjoyed the chat.

Speaker 113 We should say that to these drag moves

Speaker 100 for us.

Speaker 95 What probably would large venue we do this? Don't worry, this is a paid opportunity.

Speaker 99 This is a paid opportunity.

Speaker 102 It's so funny to me.

Speaker 78 LA, I want Delta Work.

Speaker 152 Delta work.

Speaker 81 It has to be Delta.

Speaker 83 She could open for us.

Speaker 78 Orlando, Roxy Andrews, of course.

Speaker 80 100%.

Speaker 52 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 78 The original.

Speaker 108 Ginger Minge doubleheader.

Speaker 143 Double header.

Speaker 72 Double header. Double header.

Speaker 95 You'll never forget when me and Henry Kaperski ran into Roxy Andrews at Islands of Adventure.

Speaker 170 That's really special. That's really good stuff.

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Speaker 33 Well, I think it's time for I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 72 I think it is time for I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 49 This is our 60-second segment where we take some time, make it a 60 seconds.

Speaker 95 Like I just said, if you listened, and I can tell a lot of you are and a lot of you tuned us out a long time ago.

Speaker 259 Well, listen now.

Speaker 138 This part, next part's going to be good.

Speaker 273 Listen now.

Speaker 176 This is a huge hour. I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 95 We ran against something in Culture We Don't Love.

Speaker 50 I'm ready to go.

Speaker 33 This is Matt Rogers's. I don't think so, honey, and his time starts now.

Speaker 95 I don't think so, honey, people having a problem because there are people out there that have a problem with Sabrina Carpenter's album cover being her getting walked around like a dog.

Speaker 127 Let me tell you something.

Speaker 95 This is, you're never going to look back on rousing one of these pop girlies about the like subversive thing they're doing and feel good about it later. You got to let the girls be the girls.

Speaker 95 If you are one of Madonna's early critics, you're likely embarrassed now.

Speaker 9 If you're one of Gagar's early critics, you're likely embarrassed now at all.

Speaker 95 Sabrina counts as this. If she wants to get walked around like a dog and put it on the album cover, that was her empowered decision.

Speaker 159 I am sure of it. 30 seconds.

Speaker 9 And lots of people like to get walked around like dogs. All right.

Speaker 95 I actually have been confronted with this myself sexually. It wasn't for me to walk the person around like a dog, but I celebrate that person and know they're going to find an amazing partner.

Speaker 95 Just like I know Sabrina's going to find an amazing partner. I don't think she's looking for that when she put this album title together.
I think she was looking for very much this discussion.

Speaker 95 And guess what? She won.

Speaker 144 You know who loses?

Speaker 161 Oh, you losers who are criticizing her.

Speaker 208 You man child.

Speaker 147 Why don't you S-T-F-U?

Speaker 234 And that's what her. I don't think so, honey.
Really good.

Speaker 166 Very good.

Speaker 138 She's kind of a Pluto to goofy. She's a Pluto.

Speaker 95 I think she should be able to be walked on

Speaker 208 a leash, off-a-leash.

Speaker 94 That guy who wraps himself in the carpet.

Speaker 78 I think Sabrina and Carlos.

Speaker 193 Pluto have the same publicist.

Speaker 91 Yes. Sabrina and Pluto.

Speaker 173 Yeah.

Speaker 116 That would be smart because they're both around like dogs.

Speaker 133 They're doing different things.

Speaker 109 blondes,

Speaker 163 blondes who walk around like dogs, yeah.

Speaker 95 Can you believe, though, that people are literally like,

Speaker 83 I guess this is one of the things that they have

Speaker 76 now.

Speaker 95 Yeah, it's just like if the album cover is her, and it's like it's called Man's Best Friend, the album, and she's on all fours, and like someone's got a bunch of her hair in their hand.

Speaker 95 Cool, and it's like, and people are like, Well, what about the message it sends to young girls?

Speaker 77 I'm like, Are you actually saying that sentence?

Speaker 86 Man is a non-gendered term.

Speaker 193 I think boy is non-gendered, man is non-gendered, cis, girl, These are all non-gendered terms.

Speaker 135 Who knows whose best friend she is.

Speaker 138 Her responsibility to be a good Roman. Friend is unfriendly.

Speaker 75 100%. Friend is ungendered.

Speaker 33 Best is gendered.

Speaker 97 Best is

Speaker 115 best. That's she, her.

Speaker 108 She, her.

Speaker 105 E-best.

Speaker 109 She, her.

Speaker 33 I don't mean to be this person, but I feel like

Speaker 33 this discourse coming out while World War III is starting is also

Speaker 101 kind of, it's like, what's going on? What are we doing?

Speaker 95 Well, I mean, like, I do think it's gotten to the point now where in the like effort to talk about anything else other than whatever horrors and by the way we are recording this a couple weeks before this comes out so we may have experienced more horrors nice to meet you um but like it

Speaker 95 it's kind of just like

Speaker 95 the desperation is is jumping out in terms of like finding other things to talk about and this is just so stupid because we've had the conversation a million fucking times like she is

Speaker 95 outside of this thing of like what's she gonna mean to young girls she is like an artist always empowered a little cover And also, like, she said in Rolling Stone, like, it's not her that's making the songs popular, it's her that's making the songs quality.

Speaker 17 You are making them popular by consuming them.

Speaker 95 And so, if you have a problem with it, stop consuming it. You just refuse to do that because you always be streaming Sabrina.

Speaker 90 You can't help it.

Speaker 101 Did you watch The Idol?

Speaker 247 The Weekends the Idol?

Speaker 276 I did not. No,

Speaker 110 the little girl star.

Speaker 189 Lily Rose.

Speaker 129 Lily Rose. Lily Rose.

Speaker 94 Her,

Speaker 94 she released an album cover.

Speaker 137 This is fictional.

Speaker 94 A pic leaked of her with cum on her face. Okay.
And then Troy Sivan is like, let's make that the album cover, babes.

Speaker 81 So, right.

Speaker 94 In a fictional world, a girl had cum all over her face as an album.

Speaker 141 You never will find me being like, never forget.

Speaker 208 Pitch forks.

Speaker 191 People did this to me in my album when the cover was my gape.

Speaker 134 Yeah. And look at them now.

Speaker 161 You're that character from Twitter.

Speaker 218 And that character from Twitter.

Speaker 147 And they said, what about what this is saying to young girls?

Speaker 78 And I said, who?

Speaker 152 Yeah, I don't care. Excuse.

Speaker 164 This isn't for young girls.

Speaker 33 Speaking of cum, this part, this, this kind of segues nicely into my own.

Speaker 96 Perfect.

Speaker 95 So this is Bowen Yang's. I don't think so, honey.
His time starts now.

Speaker 33 I don't think so, honey, when cum mixes with water,

Speaker 126 then it becomes little rubber bullets.

Speaker 91 And

Speaker 85 now you work with ice.

Speaker 109 Oh, okay, honey.

Speaker 33 I see. You got to pick a consistency and stick with it.
I don't like that it becomes hard and little rubbery.

Speaker 33 It congeals into these little balls.

Speaker 33 You will never be flubber.

Speaker 187 You will never

Speaker 33 co-star with Robin Williams.

Speaker 96 May he rest

Speaker 109 in peace.

Speaker 163 And power.

Speaker 157 And pick a color besides white.

Speaker 187 White

Speaker 174 very first thought.

Speaker 33 It could have been green. You could have been flubber.

Speaker 245 But you will never be.

Speaker 33 Come when it mixes with water.

Speaker 39 I don't like it.

Speaker 33 Speaking of spacey, when I jerk off in the shower, I don't want to do that anymore because the cum gets all weird.

Speaker 84 15 seconds.

Speaker 138 American beauty.

Speaker 33 American beauty.

Speaker 245 It's a new American beauty reference.

Speaker 33 And, God, what else?

Speaker 33 What's the big pop pop culture moment that Cum has had? Something about Mary?

Speaker 49 Yeah, Marco Lewinsky.

Speaker 181 You know,

Speaker 33 White House interns dress.

Speaker 263 You got to pick.

Speaker 156 Jeffrey Toobin.

Speaker 21 That was all the 90s.

Speaker 33 You haven't had a big moment since the 90s.

Speaker 102 And that's one minute.

Speaker 145 Come, you will never be Flubber.

Speaker 109 Come, you will never be Flubber.

Speaker 180 You're stuck in the 90s, not like Flubber.

Speaker 274 The thing that gets lost about Flubber is that Flubber was actually just trying to be helpful.

Speaker 8 Like, that's the thing.

Speaker 95 And he didn't, like, it's like you created it.

Speaker 89 They didn't want a terrible assistant.

Speaker 95 I mean, they wanted to lift the mood.

Speaker 35 They wanted to create a a better work environment.

Speaker 95 They wanted to get things done quickly.

Speaker 94 That was the idea of the invention was lift the mood, like, was to lift the mood.

Speaker 132 I can't remember.

Speaker 94 I've seen the film.

Speaker 107 I can't quite recall.

Speaker 161 I think the plot of the film was he created Flubber

Speaker 86 and

Speaker 207 was just trying to party.

Speaker 94 Mind of its own. Mind of its own.

Speaker 95 Flubber was just trying to party and also, like, I don't know, like, or be around.

Speaker 1 That's actually what's fucked up about cum.

Speaker 134 That cum is so like, oh, shoot me.

Speaker 145 It's fun.

Speaker 88 It feels good. Ha, ha, ha.

Speaker 190 And it's also like, use me to make your family.

Speaker 81 Right.

Speaker 125 Which is it?

Speaker 96 But also, I'll ruin your sheets.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 83 And also, I'll ruin your sheets.

Speaker 94 They're caught in the arm hair with the water.

Speaker 33 Caught in the arm hair with the water. Despicable.

Speaker 134 You've been fucking in a tub lately or in a pool.

Speaker 134 I want to know where this comes from.

Speaker 80 You've been fucking in the shower lately.

Speaker 187 No. Where does this come from?

Speaker 119 Tell us where the come comes from.

Speaker 109 It actually hasn't happened in a while, but it's one of those things.

Speaker 152 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 33 Is it the first time it happened?

Speaker 79 Yeah. You encountered this.

Speaker 135 You were like, what the fuck? Well, it should wash off.

Speaker 94 You're like, okay, now I see it.

Speaker 137 Yes, no.

Speaker 136 It still won't go.

Speaker 95 I jacked off in a hot tub years ago and saw this with my own two eyes.

Speaker 76 And I was like, well, if if that's what happens, that's the last time for that.

Speaker 219 You think you're sick.

Speaker 181 You think something's wrong with you.

Speaker 136 That's what happens.

Speaker 78 That's the last time for that.

Speaker 102 Yeah, I said that.

Speaker 142 That'll be.

Speaker 97 No, I think it was.

Speaker 95 I don't make it really a habit of doing it in the shower.

Speaker 138 You were fucking by the river.

Speaker 276 Yeah.

Speaker 101 That's not years ago.

Speaker 95 We can't ever tell what happened to that account because it never came out of the sky.

Speaker 94 Right. Yours is long gone.

Speaker 33 Oh, it was right into the sky. It did not come.

Speaker 236 I actually didn't know that he knows he's big, bro.

Speaker 109 He knows.

Speaker 94 I'm sure someone has listened to, you know, they've been.

Speaker 181 You can fuck Matt Rogers in 2021.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 138 What a year. Down by the river.

Speaker 87 Granted.

Speaker 82 Down by the river.

Speaker 204 Might just be Big Bro.

Speaker 189 Got to text him after this.

Speaker 95 Yeah. What was I? I was going to say something.

Speaker 78 Everybody texts Big Bro.

Speaker 183 Everybody texts you, bro.

Speaker 113 Everybody responds to you first.

Speaker 218 Text your king top.

Speaker 33 But I will say, here's the only bodily thing that is allowed to ruin my sheets.

Speaker 155 Oh, God.

Speaker 138 Poop and shit.

Speaker 145 And even that doesn't ruin it.

Speaker 80 You can get the shot out.

Speaker 33 No, no, no.

Speaker 152 You need oxy clean.

Speaker 94 Yeah, you need oxy.

Speaker 94 But you say, when that happens, you say, God bless, I don't mind.

Speaker 108 I say.

Speaker 78 And this happens to you every morning, you're saying? And it's not happening to other people.

Speaker 33 And it's permissible.

Speaker 203 Poop.

Speaker 87 Poop.

Speaker 95 Do you guys think that?

Speaker 152 We can see poop.

Speaker 78 We can see poop. We can see poop.

Speaker 95 Do you guys think out of Bone and I's friendship that he's the top and I'm the bottom?

Speaker 96 Out of your friend, like within.

Speaker 202 Friendship, top, friendship, bottom.

Speaker 23 Who's the top and who's the bottom?

Speaker 190 God, my gut.

Speaker 148 You gotta put you're the top, but I don't know if that's right.

Speaker 134 I'm just going with my gut.

Speaker 109 I think Matt's the top.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 143 I'm going to go top, bottom.

Speaker 33 I'm a chic chill bottom.

Speaker 132 A chic chill bottom.

Speaker 119 What's the lyric? Jack.

Speaker 126 Can you come around here with that?

Speaker 196 Who's the top?

Speaker 150 Who's the bottom in our friendship, do you think?

Speaker 202 Two tops.

Speaker 78 Two tops. Two tops.
Y'all are two tops.

Speaker 76 We're two bottoms.

Speaker 78 No brains shall never the twain shall meet.

Speaker 138 Never the twain.

Speaker 77 Never the twink shall meet.

Speaker 78 Never the twin.

Speaker 186 Never the twain shall twink.

Speaker 127 So what do you think? You got one?

Speaker 150 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 52 I got one. I gotta get one.

Speaker 166 I have one.

Speaker 212 Yes, I'm ready.

Speaker 95 All right. Well, this is Josh Sharp's I don't think so, honey is time starts now.

Speaker 174 I don't think so. People who I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 207 No, people, let's take it from the top.

Speaker 162 That's what

Speaker 114 that was insulting.

Speaker 119 No,

Speaker 95 keep all that in because that was insulting.

Speaker 102 Let's take it from the top.

Speaker 33 You've been on this show for nine years.

Speaker 104 I can see a pro

Speaker 202 fuck up so bad. It's inspiring.

Speaker 135 Let's take it from the top.

Speaker 78 All right.

Speaker 219 This doesn't happen happen during the off-broadway play

Speaker 77 i have a very good one okay this is josh sharp's i don't think so honey his time starts now i don't think so honey people who don't like the things i like

Speaker 133 i like things yes and when the things that i like happen i like that the feeling i feel is life yeah yeah so if someone does something i like Maybe I join in because I like that thing too.

Speaker 123 Even if the circumstances don't allow me to join in, I like that they're doing the thing I like. Don't do it.

Speaker 163 When people do something I don't like, I feel disliked.

Speaker 138 Gutted.

Speaker 218 I am frustrated.

Speaker 143 I am annoyed.

Speaker 80 I don't like that.

Speaker 201 Why are you doing this thing I don't like?

Speaker 117 I couldn't just do the things that I like.

Speaker 119 Do better.

Speaker 143 So I implore you when you are around me and honestly, even when you aren't.

Speaker 271 Because behind closed doors, you're your most true self.

Speaker 123 Do things I like.

Speaker 270 Listen up, honey.

Speaker 135 Don't do things I dislike. 10 seconds.

Speaker 165 I wish to feel like.

Speaker 124 I do not want to be clouded by dislike in my day-to-day life.

Speaker 72 Clouded?

Speaker 272 All of you need to do things that I like when you are around me.

Speaker 117 And even if not, I like what I like and you should too.

Speaker 73 And that's one minute.

Speaker 126 Wow.

Speaker 99 That was powerful.

Speaker 8 That was so good.

Speaker 157 That was poetry.

Speaker 135 Poetry.

Speaker 78 I didn't get right.

Speaker 208 That was poetry.

Speaker 78 Poetry.

Speaker 173 That's going to have a lot of people thinking.

Speaker 124 Sucks.

Speaker 33 What are examples of things that you like?

Speaker 201 Things that I like are like things that I like.

Speaker 126 That I like.

Speaker 148 Yeah. And the things I don't like, ooh, girl.

Speaker 136 You better not be doing those.

Speaker 201 Don't do them because those are the things I don't like.

Speaker 72 And you won't like that. And I will not like that.

Speaker 148 I like when you do things I like.

Speaker 206 You know what's good about all of us?

Speaker 95 We all know the things that each other likes that we just don't and we don't push it.

Speaker 108 Of course not.

Speaker 95 Like I told you when you guys were vibing out to Bjork at all, I just, I sat and enjoyed

Speaker 158 our joy. Yeah.

Speaker 78 And I started to feel a little sick at that moment.

Speaker 94 Because of the drugs, not because of our joy.

Speaker 79 No, that was because of other things.

Speaker 82 Remember?

Speaker 95 Oh, that was when I got whole fever.

Speaker 155 She already had.

Speaker 138 That was whole fever.

Speaker 94 That was a great.

Speaker 179 That was great.

Speaker 43 That was a whole other era.

Speaker 140 Hole.

Speaker 203 Hole. Other era.

Speaker 186 Gape.

Speaker 109 All right, Aaron.

Speaker 80 Do you have an I don't think so honey?

Speaker 78 I have one.

Speaker 178 It came to me.

Speaker 72 All right.

Speaker 99 This is Aaron Jackson's. I don't think so.

Speaker 82 I don't think so.

Speaker 175 God, girl. Don't forget.

Speaker 177 Good God, girl.

Speaker 177 I'm ready.

Speaker 258 This is Aaron Jackson's.

Speaker 95 I don't think so honey is time starts now.

Speaker 190 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 94 Why has no one started a business that's like a ride share?

Speaker 135 Like it's like a limo that you ride in with your friends, except it's in a hearse and it's really spooky.

Speaker 140 Uh-huh.

Speaker 165 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 94 There'd be a coffin in there

Speaker 94 and it could pop up and scare you and there's dry eyes.

Speaker 124 Andrew Durant.

Speaker 121 Andrew Durant could get hired

Speaker 168 if the show ever closes, which it won't.

Speaker 124 He could be the dead outlaw.

Speaker 178 And 30 seconds.

Speaker 101 And the driver could be kind of Dracula.

Speaker 136 and would you like to roll the windows

Speaker 94 and and there's dry ice and you drink spooky cocktails and there's all sorts of

Speaker 94 spider webs everywhere and I just think that this is a business opportunity that could go year-round but certainly around Halloween or the fall it could take you to a haunted house it's pretty around all year round

Speaker 94 and and I just think it's a really strong idea and I need somebody to do it. I don't think so.

Speaker 43 I don't love anybody.

Speaker 119 Say honey, say honey, honey.

Speaker 97 I'm sure this exists.

Speaker 135 You think you're sure?

Speaker 95 I think it's like you're looking for essentially like a mobile haunted

Speaker 110 car.

Speaker 135 I want a haunted limo, but I think in a hearse. I think it's bigger than that.

Speaker 183 It's two different cars.

Speaker 180 And sometimes it's Lauren from Lauren Ambrose.

Speaker 95 If you take away some of your specifics, I think you'd be really excited to find out that this is a thing.

Speaker 135 I don't want to take away my specifics.

Speaker 174 The specifics are what make us us and make us unique.

Speaker 152 Yes.

Speaker 99 Especially during Prime Month.

Speaker 78 Especially during Prime Month.

Speaker 185 I shouldn't have said that, especially.

Speaker 271 Right there, during Prime Month, when the powers of the B are trying to take away all of our specifics?

Speaker 72 So you think it could be a long hearse?

Speaker 119 Oh, absolutely. A long hearse.

Speaker 94 I love cocktails and cobwebs.

Speaker 33 No, I was saying in the middle of that, escape car as an escape room, but car.

Speaker 101 Yeah.

Speaker 150 Oh.

Speaker 98 And that's just not just jumping out of a car.

Speaker 112 That's just jumping out of a car.

Speaker 85 But I think there should be an escape room that is themed to you're kidnapped in the turtle.

Speaker 78 So we solve these puzzles.

Speaker 158 But that's different than what I want.

Speaker 152 i know it's very different but it's a potential revenue stream sure it's just the idea so i'm not a businessman i'm an artist

Speaker 94 so i don't have the capabilities to make this if this bought you a dog walker

Speaker 94 you would and a beautiful um place to board the animal when i travel to paras or other people

Speaker 111 like pluto

Speaker 164 that's what you were saying pluto is a slave to goofy because you want a dog walker slave because they'd be the same species as you and yet they have to walk your dog no because they get paid.

Speaker 142 Okay. I don't learn who's getting paid.

Speaker 95 Well, we don't know if it's enough.

Speaker 78 Do you think the person?

Speaker 128 Because that's why I said I wanted to get rid of it.

Speaker 175 I hope the person watched Walking Sabrina got paid.

Speaker 77 I think so. I think so.
I think probably that was.

Speaker 142 Dog Walker should be paid. Yeah.

Speaker 78 Also,

Speaker 157 dogs are very empowered.

Speaker 156 Dogs are very empowered.

Speaker 150 They're some of the most empowered creatures.

Speaker 204 They like to obey.

Speaker 102 Maggie is.

Speaker 94 Sub is dom.

Speaker 118 Sub is dom.

Speaker 33 Maggie, the dog that we met today. Darling dog.

Speaker 93 Can we we just send Maggie in for that lat for the last part of the episode?

Speaker 171 Maggie, can we send her to school?

Speaker 82 Can we lie in Maggie on camera?

Speaker 78 So that Lion Maggie is going to be nice, I think.

Speaker 72 And I think let's get Maggie to sign a release.

Speaker 146 This won't make the dog nervous at all to sit around.

Speaker 282 Stick Maggie's paw in ink and put it on a release.

Speaker 142 Oh, and then let's get Maggie in here.

Speaker 95 While they're getting Maggie in here, does anyone have anything final they want to say?

Speaker 170 Yes, I would rather

Speaker 80 come see.

Speaker 121 Jump shop to the beast.

Speaker 82 Come on, Maggie.

Speaker 175 Come on, Maggie.

Speaker 71 Hi, Maggie.

Speaker 89 Come say hi to her.

Speaker 82 Oh, my God. So sweet.
Yes.

Speaker 178 This is a beautiful beast.

Speaker 78 Oh, she's history.

Speaker 97 Oh, my God. Now, are any of the cameras getting this?

Speaker 78 She's presenting.

Speaker 95 She's presenting.

Speaker 219 Come, Maggie.

Speaker 76 Maggie, come over here. Maggie, come over here.

Speaker 72 She's Maggie.

Speaker 167 Come on, little one. Oh, you're too good.

Speaker 82 Oh,

Speaker 179 yes, stretch out.

Speaker 160 When you're laying down, stretch.

Speaker 190 And that's where Downward Dog comes from, just so y'all know.

Speaker 43 We woke her up.

Speaker 81 Oh, shit. Oh, they all sleep.

Speaker 94 She sleeps 17 hours a day.

Speaker 75 And they love to be woken up.

Speaker 89 Until Maggie first turned five.

Speaker 95 She's 35.

Speaker 89 35. I know.

Speaker 99 That's your age, right?

Speaker 234 Samesies, girl.

Speaker 134 So, you want AC at Twinks vs.

Speaker 152 Dolls, too, don't you?

Speaker 95 No, I think too. I wonder how Maggie would respond for us singing one of our songs from For the Tour.

Speaker 72 Oh, that would be good.

Speaker 185 End the episode.

Speaker 200 Yeah, yeah, Maggie.

Speaker 94 She should do Mezzo Piano for once.

Speaker 197 Yeah, Mezzo Piano.

Speaker 8 Maggie, this one is gonna go out to you, girl.

Speaker 95 And basically, we want you to know you're perfect just the way you are, which doesn't necessarily have to be a good question.

Speaker 75 Understood.

Speaker 152 Billy Joel is like just the way you are.

Speaker 280 And you're a member. Yeah, Bruno Martin.

Speaker 94 But what is that? I was going to do Billy Joel.

Speaker 280 I love you, Jess.

Speaker 75 Here, here we go.

Speaker 138 If it's from For the Tour.

Speaker 279 Yeah, it's from Before the Tour.

Speaker 196 Yeah. Bang, bang,

Speaker 111 she shut you down.

Speaker 269 Bang, bang.

Speaker 269 I hit the ground.

Speaker 269 Bang, bang.

Speaker 71 That awful sound.

Speaker 269 Bang, bang.

Speaker 269 My madness. My madie

Speaker 269 shot me.

Speaker 269 Seasons play on

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Speaker 56 Executive produced by Anna Hosnier and produced by Becca Ramos.

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