"Chunks" (w/ Julio Torres)

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Speaker 68 And it was.

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Speaker 79 Well, he internalized.

Speaker 25 He internalized.

Speaker 80 And he externalizes brilliance.

Speaker 83 Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 72 I can't wait to internalize into Performance Space NYC the venue of his new show,

Speaker 85 Color Theory.

Speaker 46 Color theory is very external title.

Speaker 86 Very external.

Speaker 87 You think of colors when you say it.

Speaker 12 In fact, I even wore sort of a color today.

Speaker 90 You did.

Speaker 23 For those of you

Speaker 92 who are watching the podcast on our YouTube channel, I'm wearing blue.

Speaker 94 This is so interesting.

Speaker 97 And I think I'm going to save this until we bring him in, but I think

Speaker 97 you are such a specific audience to go see this show about colors.

Speaker 79 A colorblind individual.

Speaker 67 As a a colorblind king.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 46 Do you think I'll still like it?

Speaker 101 I think some jokes you'll be like, oh,

Speaker 103 I don't know what chartreuse is.

Speaker 104 I guess that's not for me.

Speaker 105 That's niche humor.

Speaker 60 Can I say what chartreuse sounds like?

Speaker 80 Sounds like some kind of red.

Speaker 36 Char, char, is our fire.

Speaker 83 Oh, interesting.

Speaker 72 Well, yeah, they came up with a color name after Pokemon.

Speaker 108 So that's, that might be why.

Speaker 72 Is it blue?

Speaker 33 No.

Speaker 33 What is it?

Speaker 71 It's like a greenish yellow, like a...

Speaker 57 greenish yellow.

Speaker 110 Well, now I've heard everything.

Speaker 108 Now, Color Theories is playing on a limited run, 22 performances only.

Speaker 36 September 3rd.

Speaker 112 I wonder if there's anything to the number 22.

Speaker 106 I wonder if Julio is like

Speaker 113 Taylor Swift and that's all numerology.

Speaker 60 It's not just color theories.

Speaker 61 It's also numerology.

Speaker 60 What if we found out that there's been Easter eggs for years?

Speaker 116 For decades.

Speaker 117 Yeah, that Julio has been doing Easter eggs.

Speaker 72 Well, I want to talk to him about numbers because I feel like he's done a lot of great material about letters and now about colors.

Speaker 40 I don't know.

Speaker 119 Shapes really shapes, of course.

Speaker 72 I wonder if numbers are his next foray.

Speaker 36 Well, foray.

Speaker 120 He's right there. He's right there.

Speaker 36 Let's ask him. Well, let's ask him.

Speaker 96 Okay, this is color theory, September 3rd through September 22nd.

Speaker 21 Get your tickets.

Speaker 41 Color dash theory.

Speaker 36 Are those the dates?

Speaker 121 I was like looking for cue cards.

Speaker 122 You know, those cue cards.

Speaker 72 We don't need the cue cards.

Speaker 94 Oh, no. Who do you think we are?

Speaker 123 Seth Myers?

Speaker 124 We don't need a segment producer running.

Speaker 125 You don't have an earpiece or anything?

Speaker 126 You just look at ourselves.

Speaker 127 Check the globes.

Speaker 129 Have you looked in our ear holes today?

Speaker 49 Wow.

Speaker 132 And you just knew the date.

Speaker 102 I don't know the dates.

Speaker 133 Well, I just.

Speaker 68 They're September 3rd.

Speaker 72 Through September 22nd, 22 performances only, Performance Space, NYC.

Speaker 87 I'm going on September 10th, which I heard is like one of the big nights.

Speaker 138 That's the big 9-10.

Speaker 36 9-10.

Speaker 139 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Well, why don't you go on 9-10 with me?

Speaker 33 I'm going opening night.

Speaker 107 9-3.

Speaker 72 I want to wear, I want the opening night playbill.

Speaker 79 Oh, for your collection.

Speaker 66 For my collections.

Speaker 54 Well, everyone.

Speaker 86 I do love framing your playbill.

Speaker 106 I do actually frame my playbill. That would be fun.

Speaker 133 That's all the disparaging comments.

Speaker 89 Who loves to disparage me, making fun of the fact that I was an erstwhile pitizer?

Speaker 94 Now, everyone, welcome into yours.

Speaker 145 He's our great friend.

Speaker 123 He's fresh off a Peabody win for

Speaker 142 Erasmus, Problemisto.

Speaker 148 I actually presented our guest with his Gotham Award for best

Speaker 110 lead performance in a comedy series with our friend.

Speaker 91 Alongside his partner.

Speaker 36 His partner.

Speaker 79 He's partnered.

Speaker 151 Jimmy Scully.

Speaker 57 Now, everyone, welcome for the fifth time, perhaps, on Lost Culture, our friend, our family, Julio Torres.

Speaker 57 Wow.

Speaker 69 Hello. Hello.
Hello.

Speaker 60 Do you think I'll enjoy the show despite being color impaired?

Speaker 11 I enjoy you so much.

Speaker 84 I do. I think so.

Speaker 152 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 153 Yeah.

Speaker 125 I can, um,

Speaker 155 I can go through the, you know what I'm going to do?

Speaker 158 I am going to go through my outline and highlight the parts that I think you will enjoy and give you a percentage of how much of the show I think you'll enjoy.

Speaker 68 I think that will be helpful.

Speaker 161 And then you have to grade each

Speaker 20 beat, each moment of the show on a scale of zero to 100.

Speaker 163 And then like the moments that I don't think will resonate with you are just NA.

Speaker 140 And will you allow me at that point to just sort of get up and walk around the space?

Speaker 167 No, no, of course.

Speaker 168 Yeah. So at that point in the show,

Speaker 169 you can like schedule a meeting, whatever you need, and then come back.

Speaker 92 I'll just get on my earphones.

Speaker 171 Hey, yes, no, yes, of course it's a good time.

Speaker 165 Of course, no, I'm just missing this part that

Speaker 158 he doesn't think I would.

Speaker 170 No, no, he told me. He told me.

Speaker 57 He told me.

Speaker 73 They go, I go, no, he told me.

Speaker 145 Yeah. This part's NA.

Speaker 119 This part's NA.

Speaker 83 This part's 15 or NA. Yeah.

Speaker 96 15%.

Speaker 173 Wait, how many sections in the outline are there?

Speaker 78 Let's get into it. Let's get into it.

Speaker 36 I want to know processes.

Speaker 174 I love.

Speaker 162 Yeah, that's a really great way of promoting work.

Speaker 106 How many sections? How many sections? how many sections can we expect

Speaker 168 sections can we expect um i think there's broadly there's broadly i'm gonna say six chunks six chunks six chunks yes chunk number two so i like doing tech and be like can we go back to chunk number three i want to go to the like just at the top of chunk three there was a moment in the chunk that i wanted to work Were you ever properly theater boys?

Speaker 179 I wouldn't say so.

Speaker 72 Like in college, I mean, like, Matt did shows.

Speaker 78 I did not.

Speaker 180 I did.

Speaker 136 So I was always a writing student, but they allowed me to do shows.

Speaker 60 There was one, like, cool theater, cool, cool one at NYU called Experimental Theater Wing, where they, like, didn't give a fuck two middle fingers.

Speaker 24 Like, you know,

Speaker 183 it was very like, bro, you know what I mean?

Speaker 61 It was like, we would, they would have taken anyone that was talented to come do shows.

Speaker 93 Otherwise, you couldn't.

Speaker 184 Okay.

Speaker 156 Because I am learning a lot of like theater

Speaker 185 etiquette.

Speaker 59 Etiquette lingo rules.

Speaker 72 Like, God, Mike.

Speaker 156 God, Mike. God, Mike.
No, I knew. God, Mike.

Speaker 179 I knew God Mike.

Speaker 186 Yeah, you knew Prosenium.

Speaker 187 Yeah. They have flashcards for me.

Speaker 151 What do you mean? Oh, that's so cute.

Speaker 107 No, you don't.

Speaker 24 I thought you were sad that you were like, you're like, Spotlight.

Speaker 174 No, I, I, no, like, like, things like

Speaker 190 opening night is not the first.

Speaker 131 Because I was like, there's a mistake in the calendar.

Speaker 190 Because why is opening night after?

Speaker 78 And what is it?

Speaker 192 Who are we previewing this to right that is i'm just saying that preview is a trailer because i come from film and television

Speaker 194 a lot i have to i have to unlearn yes i have to unlearn a lot or like

Speaker 154 the concept of this being an off-broadway show right how does that make you feel

Speaker 194 um

Speaker 164 like like i don't understand why

Speaker 156 bring like mentioning a a street that has nothing to do with the show like it's also not on Canal Street.

Speaker 182 It's also off Canal Street.

Speaker 196 It's also like off.

Speaker 197 Can you say on First Avenue?

Speaker 84 Yeah, it's not an off-Broadway show.

Speaker 193 It's an on-first avenue.

Speaker 160 It's on First Avenue.

Speaker 57 That's really good.

Speaker 198 Did they ever tell you what distinguishes an on-Broadway and off-Broadway show?

Speaker 11 The reason will shock you.

Speaker 190 It's like the number of seats.

Speaker 60 99 is the most, is the max number of seats you can have in off-Broadway.

Speaker 154 Okay, so question. Yeah.

Speaker 158 A wedding can be off-Broadway.

Speaker 55 See, this art gets crazy.

Speaker 57 It can be on

Speaker 82 99 seats. It's a Broadway wedding.

Speaker 150 Depends how many friends you have.

Speaker 201 If you have a lot of friends, you're a big Broadway star.

Speaker 151 Now, why are you thinking in terms of weddings, Julio?

Speaker 91 What are you popping the question?

Speaker 179 Well, this would be a great place to launch.

Speaker 182 Into wedding planning.

Speaker 128 You would be amazing at it.

Speaker 193 I would be incredible.

Speaker 158 Nothing would arrive on time.

Speaker 169 Imagine if I actually was responsible for

Speaker 158 the ice culture has to get here at this time so that we can put it in the freezer.

Speaker 202 Right.

Speaker 97 It's everything that you love, but nothing about the logistical execution stuff is

Speaker 97 ever going to be okay with you.

Speaker 59 You're never going to wear a headset and tell people, okay, release the doves.

Speaker 204 You're never going to do that.

Speaker 178 Release the doves.

Speaker 60 See, a lot of what you just said, though, I think he would love.

Speaker 88 Like, I think you would always release the doves.

Speaker 57 Always release you.

Speaker 153 Always release the release the doves as soon as you know they're captured.

Speaker 92 Well, did you ask them how they feel?

Speaker 176 Well, because if they want to be released, then release them at once.

Speaker 131 Release the doves as soon as you find out they're in a case.

Speaker 207 Yeah, I'm just bringing that up as an example: there are, there are, there are, there's things operationally or whatever that you have to like hit as a wedding planner.

Speaker 158 But releasing the doves, I'm just saying, like, um, kicking out the intruder.

Speaker 85 Yeah, yeah, there's always one.

Speaker 150 Always one.

Speaker 57 We saw the movie Wedding Crashers.

Speaker 115 Very scary.

Speaker 206 Very scary.

Speaker 79 What straight men can do?

Speaker 23 I do think that they're capable of them.

Speaker 131 It is surprising to me.

Speaker 194 And wait, okay.

Speaker 192 IP, IP for the two of you.

Speaker 36 Gay wedding planner?

Speaker 187 Gay wedding crasher, wedding gays, because there is a type of gay man who is always at a wedding.

Speaker 138 Yeah, no, I'm couldn't be me, I'm not really, but you know what I mean?

Speaker 169 Where, like, you look at the pictures, and it's like,

Speaker 162 how many like girls from college do you know?

Speaker 178 Oh, for sure, they're like constantly at a wedding, yes, and the caption is always like about last night, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 72 I'm taking umbrage with gay guys who are constantly

Speaker 99 at their mother's seaside house in Hyenas.

Speaker 40 Whereas there's a kind of gay guy, like just like on Cape.

Speaker 124 I'm just saying, like, a seaside town.

Speaker 105 Seaside town. That must be nice.

Speaker 209 Seaside gays.

Speaker 210 Seaside gays.

Speaker 102 And I guess.

Speaker 157 Chunkinit.

Speaker 197 By the way, let's go back to six chunks because I think there's no...

Speaker 96 less compatible word for Julio Torres in the English language than chunks.

Speaker 211 Than chunks? Yeah.

Speaker 71 How does chunks make you feel?

Speaker 163 It made me feel like maybe I have to

Speaker 212 have more appreciation for what I do.

Speaker 133 Well, yeah.

Speaker 158 Well, I refer to it as chunks.

Speaker 61 So you're looking at this in a positive way.

Speaker 79 And it's good because it is the title of Epp so far.

Speaker 57 So that's

Speaker 214 in case you can sort of,

Speaker 140 you can conjure up something better right now.

Speaker 166 It's the front runner for title Ep.

Speaker 152 That is unfortunately a really good title.

Speaker 86 But so maybe you're coming around on the word.

Speaker 92 The picture of the three of us, like inevitably that we take at the end of the episode smiling and it says chunks.

Speaker 59 Chunks.

Speaker 57 Kind of love. Kind of cool.

Speaker 69 Kind of cool.

Speaker 158 Wait, what was I going to say about oh, weddings?

Speaker 64 Oh, seaside gays.

Speaker 145 I'm just bringing this up as

Speaker 79 there's no problem.

Speaker 123 Just like there's.

Speaker 81 You took umbrage.

Speaker 97 I take umbrage with

Speaker 77 gay guys who are just like a different place every single, every single day.

Speaker 215 You did, you just did a lot of, you just had a busy itinerary.

Speaker 138 I'm not, I'm not calling you out.

Speaker 94 I'm just saying.

Speaker 142 Speaking of gays, I take umbrage with.

Speaker 106 Speaking of gays, I take homage with.

Speaker 75 I don't like

Speaker 75 you.

Speaker 54 You've been a lot of fun.

Speaker 174 You know what?

Speaker 158 I was just at Fire Island for Doll Invasion. Yes.

Speaker 156 That was really fun.

Speaker 164 I did not get to meet La Sha's Massacre.

Speaker 106 Oh, was that there?

Speaker 200 Yeah, she was there. That's Julio was obsessed with Lash's Massacre.

Speaker 167 I'm obsessed with

Speaker 106 sex with Lush's Massacre.

Speaker 175 I think Luscious Massacre, if they are lucky, should be like a daily show correspondent.

Speaker 188 Yes.

Speaker 162 Or like

Speaker 187 a how-to with John Wilson, but it's like Luscious Massacre.

Speaker 85 Yeah, really good. It's like

Speaker 214 Kunk on Earth, but Luscious Massacre.

Speaker 72 Kunk on Earth, but Lushous Massacre about different stores.

Speaker 83 They're drag investigating different stores. Yeah.

Speaker 124 That would be amazing.

Speaker 137 Drag investigating, I like.

Speaker 170 Yeah.

Speaker 179 Drag vestigating.

Speaker 81 Drag vestigation.

Speaker 210 Isn't that what she calls it?

Speaker 36 I think so.

Speaker 96 Yeah.

Speaker 96 She drag vestigates.

Speaker 166 I think

Speaker 25 if, look, you're a big mover and shaker in the biz on Hollywood.

Speaker 188 In Hollywood.

Speaker 41 In Hollywood. Not off.

Speaker 189 No, I would say I am soundly off Hollywood.

Speaker 59 You are off Hollywood, a 24.

Speaker 84 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 167 Off the beaten path. Off the beaten path.

Speaker 115 They made that movie Civil War.

Speaker 78 They made that movie Civil War.

Speaker 158 Yes, they made that movie Civil War.

Speaker 154 Hereditary.

Speaker 127 Oh, did they do Hereditary?

Speaker 86 I think.

Speaker 36 They did Hereditary.

Speaker 202 Of course they did.

Speaker 122 Shout out.

Speaker 170 Shout out to

Speaker 187 the hand that fed.

Speaker 41 The hand? Oh, we love that.

Speaker 59 And we never bite.

Speaker 188 Have you thought about that?

Speaker 59 We nibble.

Speaker 90 We nibble.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 57 We wait for it.

Speaker 146 A little bit of not.

Speaker 100 It was Brilliant Minds that made the film that made Lil Diva Hair come off.

Speaker 99 Rewind.

Speaker 83 So, as you may recall from the culture awards, which you've attended many years, many times.

Speaker 38 You've been at most of them.

Speaker 188 I've been at

Speaker 39 three. There's been three, right?

Speaker 57 There's been four.

Speaker 85 There's been three of them.

Speaker 219 Four.

Speaker 162 I've been at least three.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 215 The first year you helped us introduce the macarena.

Speaker 57 Yes. Oh, yes.

Speaker 128 Yes.

Speaker 171 Was that the first girl?

Speaker 57 It was the first year.

Speaker 179 This was outside in

Speaker 166 Lincoln Tennis.

Speaker 206 That was really good.

Speaker 215 And then I think you came back for King's Theater?

Speaker 123 Yes. You came back at King's Theater Theater last theater.

Speaker 71 And that was when you presented an award.

Speaker 63 I know that's the year Tilda won.

Speaker 176 Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 149 Did you do Artists of the Millennium and it's two?

Speaker 75 No, it was a Tilda Smithen.

Speaker 56 So Tilda Swinton?

Speaker 169 And I don't know if that was my category, but that is one thing we did playing at that.

Speaker 72 We were like, okay, Tilda's going to win Artist of the Millennium, so Julio should present.

Speaker 169 That's how you. So you know ahead of time?

Speaker 90 Yeah. Yeah, well,

Speaker 90 peeling back the curtain.

Speaker 36 There's no,

Speaker 15 everyone is aware of the fact that we know the winners, but kind of way before.

Speaker 142 And so do that.

Speaker 46 Julio, don't, don't be

Speaker 57 true to this. Be true to this.

Speaker 106 For once.

Speaker 94 Okay.

Speaker 25 And then this year, you, I think in a highlight of the show, you and Kate really tore it up with most thrilling threats.

Speaker 187 Kate was so delicious.

Speaker 59 Well,

Speaker 83 I think my favorite part of the show, it changes every day, but my current favorite part of the show is Kate accepting the award on behalf.

Speaker 89 Yeah, that one fell out.

Speaker 99 And I fell out.

Speaker 173 She goes, I just want to say, seriously, guys, thank you so much for giving me the opportunity.

Speaker 130 Seriously, the opportunity to perform.

Speaker 84 To perform.

Speaker 221 Matt, Matt does it, I think, even better than Kate.

Speaker 106 Oh, please.

Speaker 168 No, you know, what did you think?

Speaker 31 I actually do want to know, what did you think of the movie magic in that part?

Speaker 201 Yes. Because there was Thunderclaps.

Speaker 148 There was, did you see when you smelled the rose?

Speaker 178 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 79 And there was sort of a minor chord.

Speaker 36 Oh.

Speaker 174 It was, how long did the edit take?

Speaker 205 It was like a week.

Speaker 114 I guess, like, all told, it was like a really tight.

Speaker 117 So it was like a week.

Speaker 84 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 96 How does that make you feel as a post-production king?

Speaker 203 A post-production supervisor.

Speaker 57 I think it was very impressive.

Speaker 85 Do you like to be in the edit bay?

Speaker 107 No. No.
No.

Speaker 223 No.

Speaker 156 I'm not. I'm

Speaker 162 from home. Yeah.

Speaker 97 Is it about watching yourself or it's just about the process of like, okay, like, let's move it?

Speaker 185 It's like, I know what happens.

Speaker 141 I already know what happens.

Speaker 70 Oh,

Speaker 222 it's the novelty.

Speaker 113 It's the novelty has worn off.

Speaker 122 Yeah.

Speaker 148 You know, in theater, you won't have that.

Speaker 120 You won't have that.

Speaker 188 Think about that.

Speaker 225 No post-production in theater.

Speaker 115 16.

Speaker 57 There's no post-production in theater.

Speaker 31 You're going to love it.

Speaker 215 But what about the thought of doing it every night?

Speaker 116 What? What about the thought of doing it every night?

Speaker 186 This is why there's only time I do performances.

Speaker 92 Really? Is that because

Speaker 92 that all you can handle?

Speaker 177 And it's not numerology, right?

Speaker 60 There's no secret to the number 22.

Speaker 24 Oh!

Speaker 202 Easter at Julio is really fun.

Speaker 59 I can do, I can, yeah, yeah, Miss Swift and I.

Speaker 91 We, we, uh, the life of a showgirl.

Speaker 107 Yeah, life of a showgirl.

Speaker 113 Sweater in my car.

Speaker 174 I think I left a sweater in his car.

Speaker 226 This is good.

Speaker 179 Yeah, you like that? Yeah, you're powerful when you really

Speaker 91 have Larry Taylor.

Speaker 146 She hasn't done blue sweater yet.

Speaker 36 Should I left

Speaker 113 in his car?

Speaker 33 I mean, he wronged me.

Speaker 86 You are onto something with a car.

Speaker 149 The car is a common word.

Speaker 133 That genre of pub girls loves a car.

Speaker 59 A car, Olivia.

Speaker 115 Scarves. Scarves is a girl.

Speaker 107 It's not a sweater. It's car.

Speaker 202 No, She sings about sweaters.

Speaker 133 Oh, okay, great.

Speaker 72 She has a song called Cardigan.

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Speaker 256 What if your Wi-Fi wasn't just Wi-Fi, but the magic holding your whole holiday together?

Speaker 104 Well, with Xfinity Wi-Fi, it kind of is.

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Speaker 249 Powered by their best, most elite, high-performing tech, this Wi-Fi doesn't just connect devices, it keeps the peace at home during the most wonderful and most stressful time of the year.

Speaker 224 It's kind of like having a little holiday helper working behind the scenes, making sure the holiday playlist never skips the beat and the video call with grandma doesn't freeze mid-cookie tutorial.

Speaker 264 It's Wi-Fi that keeps your whole home connected, so you can actually enjoy the holiday magic chaos free.

Speaker 258 The best present of all.

Speaker 237 Let me paint a picture for you.

Speaker 232 A holiday movie marathon is streaming in the living room.

Speaker 20 Your kid is video chatting their friends from their tablet and your partner is shopping for too many gifts and cinnamon candles.

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Speaker 238 Not this season, not with Xfinity Wi-Fi.

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Speaker 3 So when you go to upload 200 photos of that cat in a cute little Santa hat, you won't see that dreaded failed to upload message.

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Speaker 15 And what if you had a way to make sure family time during the holidays had zero distractions?

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Speaker 231 And if you're wondering what other parental instincts your Wi-Fi has during this busy season, Xfinity protects your kids when they're online so you know they're safe, even if you're busy making cocoa or taste-testing cookies.

Speaker 245 What?

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Speaker 270 And what if your Wi-Fi could proactively fix issues before they even happen?

Speaker 247 Well, that's exactly what Xfinity Wi-Fi does.

Speaker 251 Like the friend who shows up with extra wrapping paper, bows, and tape before you even realize you're out.

Speaker 248 Because let's be honest, you never buy enough.

Speaker 271 Bottom line, Xfinity Wi-Fi isn't just smart.

Speaker 241 It's brilliant. And during the holidays, that brilliance, that's a gift.

Speaker 272 Xfinity, imagine that.

Speaker 31 What do you think of her color right now being orange?

Speaker 79 How do you relate to orange, being the color theorist that you are?

Speaker 158 I think I wouldn't have linked her to orange.

Speaker 70 Right.

Speaker 162 i don't think many people would have and i think that's almost why she's i think i think that's why she's she i would assume that's why she because orange is a very

Speaker 182 intrepid warm

Speaker 196 uh

Speaker 196 like

Speaker 159 like 90s kind of you probably do orange very well huh color i don't think so i think i'm attracted to orange but i don't think i i i don't think i'm i do orange he is attracted to orange i think i would call your hair

Speaker 102 and and and Briefly.

Speaker 107 You're thinking, literally.

Speaker 141 See, you need to come to the show and learn.

Speaker 36 Oh, my God.

Speaker 113 This is color theory.

Speaker 58 This is color theory.

Speaker 78 Literally.

Speaker 224 Okay, before we get into the color theories, and we won't spoil the show, obviously.

Speaker 196 Right.

Speaker 86 I will.

Speaker 142 Pink wins.

Speaker 57 Oh.

Speaker 147 Pink wins and yellow dies. Wait.

Speaker 57 Sorry. Before it was real.

Speaker 36 That would be amazing.

Speaker 163 Before I forget, before I forget, okay, I have been trying to get people to do this with me, and I think that you might be the perfect people is just go find a straight-up beauty pageant and just sit through it.

Speaker 54 Oh, I would love that.

Speaker 165 Like a regional beauty pageant.

Speaker 64 One year we got a house in the Hamptons.

Speaker 143 Sorry.

Speaker 72 But this was right after an SNL and like me, Celeste, and 80 and Fran,

Speaker 97 and we just kept and Heidi and we all watched Miss America from the 80s.

Speaker 119 Yeah. And it was so fun.

Speaker 97 It was actually really fun to watch a vintage beauty pageant, televised beauty page.

Speaker 169 Okay, you know what I'm also obsessed with?

Speaker 195 Is male beauty pageants?

Speaker 156 I'm talking about like, not like, not like Arnold, like, like, not

Speaker 90 body.

Speaker 158 I'm talking like, like,

Speaker 157 the most gorgeous men from every nation in tuxedos.

Speaker 171 Yep.

Speaker 97 1,000%.

Speaker 147 That's so fun. Oh, that's probably.

Speaker 116 And was it very like, I wonder who they should host one.

Speaker 38 I would love that.

Speaker 57 Beauty amazing.

Speaker 201 You should host one.

Speaker 146 You should

Speaker 36 host one.

Speaker 25 You would be an amazing

Speaker 57 juice. Yeah, of course.

Speaker 215 I think Matt would represent America very well.

Speaker 39 Give me some time in the gym.

Speaker 275 So there is this really, really cringy video of like, okay, so my favorite part of a beauty pageant is their like national outfits.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 93 You know what I'm talking about? That represent their culture.

Speaker 196 They represent their culture.

Speaker 219 And there's this really that represent the culture, of course.

Speaker 153 And there's this really cringy video of like the male beauty pageant.

Speaker 275 And it's like, they go one by one.

Speaker 190 It's like Vietnam.

Speaker 132 And it's like, us, and it's like, you know, the countries that are going to flop so hard.

Speaker 169 Right. It's like, you know, that like Japan is going to be gorgeous.

Speaker 158 That, like, right.

Speaker 161 But then it's like, you know, it's like Australia. It's like, okay, we have the khaki shorts, right?

Speaker 156 Yeah.

Speaker 125 And then they get to the U.S.

Speaker 177 How gun was it?

Speaker 33 Well, jeans.

Speaker 133 Well,

Speaker 133 if only they had gone with cowboy.

Speaker 107 Right. I love that.

Speaker 84 If only they had gone with cowboy.

Speaker 189 No, it was

Speaker 158 truly a party city Captain America

Speaker 160 costume.

Speaker 59 That's really hard.

Speaker 158 Like plastic shield.

Speaker 109 I'm speechless.

Speaker 112 It's like saying what?

Speaker 115 Our culture is like superhero.

Speaker 92 Like superhero fake nationalism.

Speaker 17 Great.

Speaker 40 Yeah, that's really.

Speaker 124 And this is recent.

Speaker 135 I think so.

Speaker 113 This is why

Speaker 173 they got something right back in the day.

Speaker 204 I'm not saying like the 80s were a better time.

Speaker 83 I'm just saying.

Speaker 276 did you say that all the time?

Speaker 97 Yeah, I do say that all the time, but not on the record.

Speaker 59 He says it a lot off the record.

Speaker 81 This is the first on the record that you've really said.

Speaker 194 Because they're your Reagan rants.

Speaker 143 My Reagan rants are Reagan Raves.

Speaker 179 Yeah.

Speaker 93 I love Reagan Ravs.

Speaker 142 Reagan Raves.

Speaker 210 I think that it's just fun.

Speaker 202 It's more. That's a good title.

Speaker 203 Reagan Rants with Reagan.

Speaker 81 Reagan Raves with Hilio Torres.

Speaker 210 I think there's something fun and time capsule about watching an old beauty pattern.

Speaker 72 A current one makes me think too much about the current state of things.

Speaker 57 Like Vanessa Williams coded.

Speaker 182 Yeah.

Speaker 178 When was she Miss America?

Speaker 60 She had to win in like 85, 86 because she famously was, they had to take her title away because she had posed topless and they gave it as a very puritanical

Speaker 57 extremely.

Speaker 72 Yeah, they never would have done. Yeah.

Speaker 61 So the, in fact, I can't really think of many people that have won Miss America except the two

Speaker 27 black women who won it early, early, early on.

Speaker 61 One was Vanessa Williams and the other was Kenya Moore, who then became like one of the most famous real housewives of Atlanta.

Speaker 273 So she was like a real mover and Shaco and Muvo and Shaco.

Speaker 59 Is that Long Island and Shaco?

Speaker 194 Is that Long Island?

Speaker 128 I didn't even.

Speaker 56 That actually was just popular.

Speaker 107 Movo and Shaco.

Speaker 56 I actually kind of want that.

Speaker 53 That's just a lot of fun.

Speaker 39 That was just speech impediment.

Speaker 70 Okay. Oh.

Speaker 150 Which I've never had until this moment.

Speaker 146 But she was a real Muvo and Shaco

Speaker 120 in Boivo.

Speaker 87 But no, I feel that they are the most famous Miss Americas, right?

Speaker 116 Oh, Olivia Culpo.

Speaker 86 Oh, yes,

Speaker 188 I know.

Speaker 71 She was married to Nick Jonas.

Speaker 59 Nick Jonas.

Speaker 31 She dated Nick Jonas.

Speaker 60 She's actually friends with Dave Mazzoni from high school.

Speaker 105 Yes, because Rhode Island.

Speaker 17 She was Miss Rhode Island, and then she went on to not only become Miss America, but she also won Miss Universe.

Speaker 73 Beautiful girl. You'd be shocked.

Speaker 125 The universe. Yeah.

Speaker 79 She won all of the girls.

Speaker 84 She won the universe.

Speaker 39 I love Miss Universe.

Speaker 85 That's when I know how to make it.

Speaker 158 But that is like, I'm sorry, until we discover intelligent life elsewhere and they get to compete, you can't call it Miss Universe.

Speaker 159 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 145 When will that be? You can't.

Speaker 39 You can't.

Speaker 194 Steam all that now.

Speaker 36 Oh.

Speaker 180 Did you see there was a breaking news report that someone found.

Speaker 156 They have beauty pageants in other planets.

Speaker 75 Miss Saturn is actually on her way here.

Speaker 213 She just missed the doll invasion.

Speaker 75 Oh, Miss Saturn was coming for it.

Speaker 57 Her ship was late.

Speaker 180 But no,

Speaker 136 they said breaking news. There was an

Speaker 57 alien sighting.

Speaker 24 They said

Speaker 56 breaking news.

Speaker 250 No, I wish I had.

Speaker 63 had pulled it up, but I didn't know we were here in the conversation.

Speaker 137 I should have known, though.

Speaker 60 They were just like, it's like a clip that they keep showing of like, what is clearly like a small bird running past like a security like

Speaker 180 and it was just this moment being like, I don't know what it is.

Speaker 9 I don't know what it could be.

Speaker 135 I just know that I can't stop thinking about it.

Speaker 46 It's like, it's a bird.

Speaker 279 They're like, alien life spotted.

Speaker 17 I'm like, it's a bird with like its, you know, it has that plumage in the back.

Speaker 100 Yeah.

Speaker 181 When they get excited, or it's a little roadrunner.

Speaker 57 It's sort of like that.

Speaker 92 I felt that way.

Speaker 103 So cute.

Speaker 60 So suffice it to say, unless you have any knowledge that you know, we don't know that there's intelligent life.

Speaker 140 And I lied.

Speaker 27 Miss Saturn isn't on her way.

Speaker 230 We don't know that she exists. We don't know that she exists.

Speaker 109 You know what I think we should do? I think other cities in the West do this thing.

Speaker 96 Certainly, Vancouver does it because I did this.

Speaker 97 i i attended a like a kind of a competitive sort of like drag competition where different

Speaker 85 establishments and businesses along the gay street in vancouver submit a person to do like a drag number i think it should be a beauty pageant of like new york bars of a queer new york bar like animal where like like they're representing the different new york yes and there should be like a beauty pageant in that regard the eagle yes yes like like don't you think that could be really fun yeah the eagle animal, Xley, whatever, Phoenix.

Speaker 85 Like,

Speaker 57 they all

Speaker 57 know.

Speaker 149 Miss Exley.

Speaker 57 Miss Phoenix.

Speaker 53 They're all qualified.

Speaker 149 That's a 17-year-old.

Speaker 280 They all qualify.

Speaker 186 Yes, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 171 We need to see all of them.

Speaker 147 They all must compete.

Speaker 178 I love that.

Speaker 107 They all must.

Speaker 36 They don't have a choice.

Speaker 57 Oh, my God.

Speaker 106 It's you do this or

Speaker 57 the closure.

Speaker 106 That's a Zuran event.

Speaker 147 Oh, my God. That's a Zuran event for sure before the election.

Speaker 202 Wait, we have to do this.

Speaker 144 We have to.

Speaker 57 I'm telling you.

Speaker 175 No way no one smiles so politely at that idea.

Speaker 100 I think he'd be into it. He'd be into it.

Speaker 31 You know, someone tagged me in a photo of Zoran with his arm around someone in a little bro jersey.

Speaker 106 My merch.

Speaker 253 And I was like, you know, the little bros get it.

Speaker 150 The little bros get it. And I think the big bros get it.

Speaker 68 And the big bros get it too.

Speaker 136 Anyone with a little bro or big bro jersey, that's a Zoron voter.

Speaker 142 And that's actually rolling culture number 20.

Speaker 24 Anyone with a little bro or or Big Bro jersey, that's a Zoron voter.

Speaker 158 The Lil Bro, that's your base. That's your.

Speaker 61 I speak to Lil Bros and Big Bros equally, I would say.

Speaker 137 I think that anyone can sort of choose what their vibe is.

Speaker 136 But Lil Bro is sort of something when you want to be treated in a way that would suggest maybe you want a big bro.

Speaker 71 You want to be diminutive

Speaker 40 in the face of big bro.

Speaker 86 Oh, you're kind of big bro.

Speaker 36 You're big bro.

Speaker 79 Who is very big bro? Aren't you?

Speaker 200 Yeah.

Speaker 75 Aren't you?

Speaker 57 gets up and leaves he's like i always hated doing this yes you you keep begging me stop begging me to do this here you're

Speaker 110 little

Speaker 281 and it's like and now they have this office oh my god they keep begging and i do it because i feel sorry

Speaker 212 i missed the headphones i missed the days when they had a wait i do i do feel oh naked headphones but no what i was gonna say beauty pageant adjacent yeah is i realizing that I am short of making this true because I am doing the Halloween party again.

Speaker 194 Oh, yes, fine.

Speaker 156 And I want to lean in to the costume contest.

Speaker 36 Yes, you should. Okay.

Speaker 36 You are our new Heidi Klum.

Speaker 144 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 282 Heidi?

Speaker 57 Kuli.

Speaker 81 We have a new one now.

Speaker 142 Afuida Sane.

Speaker 169 Here's a name for the party. Okay.
Okay.

Speaker 193 So last year it was the cursed amulet.

Speaker 226 Yes. Yes, of course.

Speaker 193 Everyone remembers it. It was the do.

Speaker 90 That was the cursor.

Speaker 36 And everyone smiles.

Speaker 154 Cursed amulet.

Speaker 179 Cursed amulet.

Speaker 232 That's crazy.

Speaker 107 I met them at Cursed.

Speaker 148 Are you announcing this or were you brainstorming?

Speaker 154 I am announcing slash workshopping.

Speaker 196 Okay.

Speaker 192 Very Taylor Swift.

Speaker 59 Very Taylor Swift.

Speaker 82 Announcing.

Speaker 158 Yeah.

Speaker 122 Yeah, I love announcing.

Speaker 156 The name, Mommy's Moods.

Speaker 75 Mommy's Moods.

Speaker 84 Really good.

Speaker 100 I love that.

Speaker 117 You can get so many.

Speaker 163 I think we're going to have swings.

Speaker 82 What kind of swings? Mood swings.

Speaker 204 Oh, mood swings.

Speaker 137 I love that. You understand?

Speaker 156 I do.

Speaker 158 Mommy's moods. But, okay.

Speaker 164 So, and just like that font, mommy's moods, the next chapter in the cursed amulet story.

Speaker 119 Dot, dot, dot.

Speaker 73 I really like that.

Speaker 112 There's so many ways to go.

Speaker 72 How is the amulet connected to mommy?

Speaker 190 Oh, I think that the amulet is

Speaker 275 responsible for mommy's moods.

Speaker 61 I was going to say, mommy wears the amulet and gets in a mood.

Speaker 67 It takes over.

Speaker 27 Or it's just one person wearing the amulet and there was this real as a result of being in the atmosphere of that person.

Speaker 74 Everyone gets in a certain mood.

Speaker 169 Everyone enters mommy's moods.

Speaker 153 I think that's it.

Speaker 196 I think it's like mommy's moods is like a realm.

Speaker 126 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 156 I like anytime there's inside out for someone that should be medicated.

Speaker 93 Yep. Yep.
Yep. Yep.

Speaker 143 They'll never explore that.

Speaker 36 I think that they will.

Speaker 36 They will never.

Speaker 226 They're cowards.

Speaker 149 They're cowards.

Speaker 36 They will never explore mommy's moods.

Speaker 142 They will never explain.

Speaker 59 And the inside out cinematic universe.

Speaker 136 They actually, well, I actually think that is a Disney Pixar that you would like.

Speaker 148 Mommy's Moods? No, Inside Out 2.

Speaker 174 Inside Out 2.

Speaker 148 They went further than I thought they would.

Speaker 57 They went for it.

Speaker 31 They really got into anxiety in a way where I was like, huh.

Speaker 74 And my therapist actually was like, you should see this.

Speaker 79 And I was like, I already did.

Speaker 9 And I loved it.

Speaker 92 So Inside Out 3.

Speaker 94 Mommy's 3. Mommy's Moods.

Speaker 106 Okay, so

Speaker 123 this mood swings.

Speaker 109 There should be like a...

Speaker 72 I don't know what this is yet, but like a not right now moment.

Speaker 97 You know, it's like that.

Speaker 83 It's like the meme of like, not right now, mommy's blank.

Speaker 138 Mommy, not right now.

Speaker 33 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 95 You know what I mean?

Speaker 110 Mommy's feeling, mommy's feeling distant, mommy's feeling complacent, mommy's feeling insecure today.

Speaker 195 Or, like, you have to come do this right now.

Speaker 54 Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 79 Mommy's feeling

Speaker 57 impatient.

Speaker 148 Mommy's feeling overwhelmed.

Speaker 153 Okay, here is the. Okay.

Speaker 162 Actually, this will be very productive.

Speaker 219 I have two options.

Speaker 156 Wednesday, the 29th.

Speaker 36 Okay.

Speaker 66 Thursday, the 30th. Oh, God.

Speaker 20 Let's see. We might have to be out of town.

Speaker 284 Okay, wait.

Speaker 170 But you're very sad, but like,

Speaker 107 what do you think about the

Speaker 36 morning in general?

Speaker 184 We're out of town.

Speaker 72 I like a Wednesday Halloween party.

Speaker 93 Thursday has a little bit too much.

Speaker 101 Thursday has a little too much stakes on.

Speaker 36 You're making faces.

Speaker 94 I feel like Thursday the 30th is fine, fine.

Speaker 95 I just, I think if anyone can like really

Speaker 285 program something

Speaker 285 on Halloween week in a way that's interesting.

Speaker 204 Like, people need the 10 polls, and you could be the Wednesday 10 poll.

Speaker 21 But I also, but Thursday is a guaranteed success.

Speaker 87 Thursday, here's what you get if you do it on Thursday the 30th.

Speaker 100 When the clock strikes midnight, it's Halloween Eve.

Speaker 276 It's Hollow's Eve.

Speaker 164 And mommy's mood. And mommy's mood.

Speaker 93 Mommy's mood turns.

Speaker 36 Mommy's mood turns.

Speaker 178 At midnight.

Speaker 61 Mommy's mood turns at midnight, and then all of a sudden it gets

Speaker 107 happy.

Speaker 53 Happy.

Speaker 24 We turn all the lights on.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 39 We start all sitting down.

Speaker 130 That's when the pizza comes.

Speaker 57 That's so nice.

Speaker 155 Yeah, at midnight, mommy's mood will turn, but you don't know what it is.

Speaker 156 And then we keep announcing, and in five minutes, mommy's mood will turn.

Speaker 107 I love it. And then

Speaker 156 we announced mommy is now

Speaker 282 happy.

Speaker 286 No one will know.

Speaker 273 Mommy just got angry.

Speaker 11 And you get, so I think what should happen is at 11.58, you should take the stage and you've written a two-minute story.

Speaker 60 And when the clock strikes midnight, that's when you reveal how mommy feels about what happened.

Speaker 24 And the whole thing changes.

Speaker 89 And it's sort of like, yeah, off to kind of like

Speaker 81 it does. And

Speaker 79 everyone should have a reveal.

Speaker 144 Yes.

Speaker 155 Bring a reveal.

Speaker 158 I'm not saying bring a costume.

Speaker 164 I'm saying bring a costume under the other costume.

Speaker 107 Come on.

Speaker 57 Listen. Listen.

Speaker 36 Listen to your head.

Speaker 81 I don't want to explain this again.

Speaker 153 I don't want to explain this again.

Speaker 175 And the reveal can't be that you're wearing a cloak over the costume.

Speaker 93 No, no, no. And also.

Speaker 57 It'll be in the bottom two for sure.

Speaker 222 Yeah.

Speaker 206 And there is a lip sync at 4 a.m.

Speaker 56 Someone will be asking to look at it.

Speaker 142 There'll be a mandatory lip sync at 4 in the morning.

Speaker 57 With the two.

Speaker 189 And yes, we're paying for everyone's Uber back home.

Speaker 59 Okay.

Speaker 179 Okay.

Speaker 288 Jake, get over it.

Speaker 169 700 Ubers back home.

Speaker 142 Well, I'm excited about all this.

Speaker 57 I'm very excited.

Speaker 20 Okay, but we could do it the 30th.

Speaker 174 Okay, do it the 30th.

Speaker 162 Okay, even though, okay,

Speaker 162 we can bleep out the venues, but

Speaker 190 the venue the 29th is better than the one.

Speaker 57 Oh, okay.

Speaker 95 And what, and can you bleep out the venues? What are the venues?

Speaker 162 Various thirst. And you prefer

Speaker 162 because

Speaker 158 you can move about with more ease.

Speaker 135 And it's like, and it's important to be able to move.

Speaker 59 And I'm thinking on Halloween, you're wearing big, big things.

Speaker 158 And the thought of like going to like a dance floor and not being able to

Speaker 156 escape it, use bathrooms.

Speaker 57 There's the bathroom situation

Speaker 170 is pretty bad.

Speaker 59 I don't think I've been.

Speaker 165 But it's really, that's her thing. But everyone was in what? Tank tops.

Speaker 172 Tank tops.

Speaker 82 Right, of course.

Speaker 289 And it was not Halloween.

Speaker 204 Yeah.

Speaker 72 I mean, last year, who won the costume contest?

Speaker 195 The cost?

Speaker 196 The roach? Oh, that was.

Speaker 195 With honorable mention to Continos Ferrotu.

Speaker 180 Well, yeah.

Speaker 180 Who was the roach?

Speaker 222 We don't know. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 72 It was kind of chic how, like, no one.

Speaker 209 There are figures who just disappear.

Speaker 95 Like, Demon Twink, I mean, kind of maybe just got, like, cyberbullied off the face of the earth.

Speaker 169 Wait, was Demon Twink an actual person?

Speaker 133 Yes.

Speaker 39 Yeah, oh, yeah.

Speaker 102 We were there on the boat when that happened.

Speaker 117 Demon Twink was going off on a boat.

Speaker 11 Can you give the story?

Speaker 10 Because not everyone might know.

Speaker 95 So Demon Twink, the words Demon Twink came to be

Speaker 204 has an origin on a Ty Sunderland boat, the Brittany boat, where there was a twink at the very top of the boat on the top rail.

Speaker 163 What do you mean at the top of the boat?

Speaker 142 Like, there's different levels of the boat.

Speaker 59 Like on the flag?

Speaker 72 Not on the flag. No, no.
He was not like mounting.

Speaker 210 He was not mounting that bit.

Speaker 72 He was like, he was very like Kate Winslet and Titanic, just like on, like, kind of like, just like

Speaker 81 perched over, like

Speaker 97 looking out at everybody.

Speaker 172 And we could all see him. And he was.

Speaker 85 It was his boat. He was going off.

Speaker 82 He was going off, basically.

Speaker 130 He was the star of the boat.

Speaker 81 He was the star of the dancing dance boat.

Speaker 156 So what made Endemonic?

Speaker 124 Well, he was actually. Not Christian.

Speaker 72 Not Christian.

Speaker 291 He was so fucked up that he at one point made it to the DJ booth where Ty was and like threw his drink on the on the board, on like the equipment and was just like acting out.

Speaker 97 And then Ty said, Why was he upset?

Speaker 72 We don't know. He was fucked up.
And then so then Ty tweets, something along the lines of like, oh my God, not this demon twink.

Speaker 211 So he coined demon twinkling.

Speaker 95 He coined demon twink.

Speaker 222 Wow.

Speaker 97 So, and that is sort of like, it's sort of entered the lexicon in a very seamless way.

Speaker 274 What was the outfit?

Speaker 133 It's like a black, black tank top.

Speaker 115 And then I think some sort of suggestive

Speaker 143 bottom.

Speaker 97 Which she might have been.

Speaker 187 The suggestive bottom.

Speaker 146 I think the suggestion was very clear.

Speaker 291 The suggestion was very clear.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 162 Who wants to take this home?

Speaker 45 Well, that person, there's other examples.

Speaker 97 I was talking about this with friends lately.

Speaker 101 Like that person, Cockroach, at Cursed Amulet.

Speaker 210 Like there are people,

Speaker 72 the person who was in the mask during Wendy Williams' Halloween episode of What Was That?

Speaker 288 Yeah.

Speaker 163 Oh, you're thinking like anonymous New York people.

Speaker 36 Well, anonymous people who

Speaker 197 icons, but they don't want to make themselves known as those people.

Speaker 189 These are, they're right for like Batman villains.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 115 The fag who cried shark.

Speaker 142 The fag who cried shark.

Speaker 72 The fat who cried sharkmate made himself known.

Speaker 171 The fag who cried shark didn't have to do that, though.

Speaker 76 There was a fag who cried shark when we were on Fire Island.

Speaker 181 It's a long, he didn't love that we talked about it on the show.

Speaker 239 He didn't love that we talked about it.

Speaker 205 And you can go back to the episode, The Fag Who Cried Shark, and hear all about it.

Speaker 94 And he's a wonderful, wonderful resident of the town.

Speaker 36 Great member of the community.

Speaker 143 Grem of the community.

Speaker 204 And

Speaker 172 we did not do right by him.

Speaker 181 No, I don't think it was that big of a deal because

Speaker 205 it's not like The Fag Who Cried Shark was known worldwide.

Speaker 201 We talked about it on this podcast because 15 people saw something happen on the beach.

Speaker 36 Was there a shark? There was a shark.

Speaker 146 Well, first it was allegedly a shark, and he was like, shark, shark, shark.

Speaker 273 And it was sort of like he was nude and swanging.

Speaker 146 And so it was like, okay, it was just a funny image.

Speaker 89 It was funny.

Speaker 123 Like this naked guy, dick, massive cock, swinging around, yelling at every, screaming at everybody.

Speaker 33 Shark. Shark.

Speaker 146 Yeah. And there was no shark to be seen.

Speaker 142 And then later, it was confirmed.

Speaker 203 It was confirmed.

Speaker 68 So, so who's laughing now?

Speaker 202 No, so it goes off the boy who cried wolf.

Speaker 55 He should be completely validated.

Speaker 106 No, I get it. Yeah.

Speaker 184 Oh.

Speaker 106 Oh, I see.

Speaker 56 It's like, you have to believe the fact who cried shark.

Speaker 174 Yes. You have to.
You have to.

Speaker 125 So is he a known liar?

Speaker 107 Is that why people didn't believe him?

Speaker 214 He was a known

Speaker 56 truth teller, honestly.

Speaker 107 He's a seer.

Speaker 109 You would call him a seer.

Speaker 112 I would call him a seer. A seer.

Speaker 150 One who sees.

Speaker 59 One who sees.

Speaker 244 You know.

Speaker 158 A seer. One who sees.

Speaker 24 One who sees.

Speaker 256 What if your Wi-Fi wasn't just Wi-Fi, but the magic holding your whole holiday together?

Speaker 104 Well, with Xfinity Wi-Fi, it kind of is.

Speaker 257 Picture this.

Speaker 249 Powered by their best, most elite, high-performing tech, this Wi-Fi doesn't just connect devices, it keeps the peace at home during the most wonderful and most stressful time of the year.

Speaker 224 It's kind of like having a little holiday helper working behind the scenes, making sure the holiday playlist never skips the beat and the video call with grandma doesn't freeze mid-cookie tutorial.

Speaker 29 It's Wi-Fi that keeps your whole home connected so you can actually enjoy the holiday magic chaos-free.

Speaker 258 The best present of all.

Speaker 237 Let me paint a picture for you.

Speaker 232 A holiday movie marathon is streaming in the living room.

Speaker 20 Your kid is video chatting their friends from their tablet, and your partner is shopping for too many gifts and cinnamon candles.

Speaker 242 Ah!

Speaker 238 Not this season, not with Xfinity Wi-Fi.

Speaker 267 With Xfinity, you can boost the Wi-Fi to your device only.

Speaker 3 So when you go to upload 200 photos of that cat in a cute little Santa hat, you won't see that dreaded failed to upload message.

Speaker 268 Not this season, not with Xfinity Wi-Fi.

Speaker 15 And what if you had a way to make sure family time during the holidays had zero distractions?

Speaker 6 With Xfinity Wi-Fi, you can pause the kids' Wi-Fi and enjoy those special moments together.

Speaker 231 And if you're wondering what other parental instincts your Wi-Fi has during this busy season, Xfinity protects your kids when they're online so you know they're safe, even if you're busy making cocoa or taste-testing cookies.

Speaker 245 What?

Speaker 217 Someone has to make sure there's exactly the same amount of chocolate chips in each cookie.

Speaker 270 And what if your Wi-Fi could proactively fix issues before they even happen?

Speaker 247 Well, that's exactly what Xfinity Wi-Fi does.

Speaker 251 Like the friend who shows up with extra wrapping paper, bows, and tape before you even realize you're out.

Speaker 248 Because let's be honest, you never buy enough.

Speaker 238 Bottom line, Xfinity Wi-Fi isn't just smart, it's brilliant.

Speaker 241 And during the holidays, that brilliance, that's a gift.

Speaker 272 Xfinity, imagine that.

Speaker 25 No one can resist a rule of culture.

Speaker 283 So here's one for the dating files.

Speaker 21 Rule of culture number 72.

Speaker 280 Chemistry isn't just vibes, it's values.

Speaker 11 Because what's the point of matching with someone if you can't talk about the shows you binge, the books you dog ear, or all the hot takes you'll defend at brunch?

Speaker 240 I mean, you definitely have friends who have met their partners on Bumble, and it makes sense.

Speaker 292 It's not just about matching with someone, it's about finding someone who gets your references, your obsessions, your whole vibe.

Speaker 71 With shared interests and prompts, you don't just see a profile.

Speaker 292 You get a glimpse of someone's personality, which makes it even easier to start conversations that actually lead somewhere.

Speaker 293 Plus, with photo and ID verification, you can trust that the person you're talking to is real.

Speaker 30 With that added peace of mind, it's so much easier to show up as your full self.

Speaker 216 So, whether your rule of culture is the best first date, start with the shared hot take on Renaissance, or compatibility is having the same hometown bodega order, download Bumble and turn those connections into something bigger.

Speaker 294 Download Bumble and start your love story.

Speaker 3 Who decides what you can do? Who gets to decide what you're capable of?

Speaker 252 Your boss? Your friends?

Speaker 286 Some stranger on the internet?

Speaker 246 No, no, and absolutely no.

Speaker 264 You decide.

Speaker 141 Only you.

Speaker 235 Ford shares that belief.

Speaker 221 It's like engineered into their vehicles.

Speaker 207 An F-150 is all steel, sweat, and dreams.

Speaker 236 Right? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 199 A Ford Bronco is built for adventure, but you've got to get behind the wheel.

Speaker 286 Can you?

Speaker 141 Yeah, you can.

Speaker 49 But you have to first.

Speaker 295 You have to.

Speaker 296 And a Mustang?

Speaker 284 the Mustang that conquers curves.

Speaker 13 You are more capable than you know.

Speaker 7 Like, for example, I never thought I could parallel park.

Speaker 248 I just thought it wasn't something that was going to happen for me in my life.

Speaker 253 And not everyone gets to have every experience, you know?

Speaker 297 But then, suddenly, I did a parallel park and I thought, wow, I'm going to apply to Harvard. I didn't get in, but I did parallel park.

Speaker 223 Sometimes you just need to push.

Speaker 6 What is it that they say?

Speaker 126 Whether you think you can or you think you can?

Speaker 33 You're right.

Speaker 295 Ready, set,

Speaker 70 Ford.

Speaker 244 Visit Ford.com to learn more.

Speaker 2 You ever just stop in the middle of a crazy day and realize, wow, I needed a break.

Speaker 41 It literally happened to me yesterday.

Speaker 43 I cracked open a Diet Coke, sat back for five minutes.

Speaker 44 Total reset.

Speaker 45 Right?

Speaker 3 There's something about the crispy, refreshing taste of an ice-cold Diet Coke.

Speaker 18 It just hits.

Speaker 48 It's my little me moment, like make time for a Diet Coke break, you know?

Speaker 50 Exactly.

Speaker 51 Diet Coke is the perfect companion for all break moments.

Speaker 32 Diet Coke, this is my taste.

Speaker 72 Now, mommy's mood sounds wonderful.

Speaker 123 I still, I honestly think,

Speaker 98 gosh, there's just not enough time to plan this, but there should be a bar, a queer bar pageant.

Speaker 86 I think that there might be a lot of people.

Speaker 156 What do you mean there's not enough time to plan it?

Speaker 25 Until November?

Speaker 109 Like, like,

Speaker 109 if it is a Zoron at all.

Speaker 36 Oh, because it's.

Speaker 39 Because, right, it's a Zoron thing.

Speaker 24 I really like campaign on that. I really like to do it.

Speaker 115 Also, by the way, way, the way this is going to bring community back to New York, hello.

Speaker 94 He did a scavenger hunt the other day.

Speaker 36 I know he did.

Speaker 82 Zoran. A scavenger hunt.

Speaker 202 It was riddles.

Speaker 210 He was leaving riddles on social media.

Speaker 161 I mean, packs, hordes of people would show up.

Speaker 36 Okay.

Speaker 187 This is what I don't want to see him do.

Speaker 131 Okay.

Speaker 165 I do not want to see him do

Speaker 156 the thing.

Speaker 122 No, that's fine.

Speaker 169 The thing with the headphones where they're dancing on the street.

Speaker 290 Silent rave.

Speaker 39 No, he's not going to do that. Please don't.
I think he might.

Speaker 205 Please don't do that.

Speaker 36 please don't do that there's something about a scavenger hunt that's fun and not bound to time the way that a silent rave is always going to be like millennial like 2006 union square you know scavenger hunt is is um timeless i i think so yeah scavenger hunt got me in trouble in high school because you know it was on the list go buy condoms oh brother

Speaker 60 that was like the most taboo thing in high school right like it's like go buy condoms and bring it back so then you go into the dwayne reed you're like i'm buying condoms and then buying condoms illegal no it was just more like

Speaker 214 a teen going into a Dwayne Reed going over to the condoms picking one out giving it to the person.

Speaker 136 It's like I still feel like this when I'm buying like a like a douche.

Speaker 91 You know what I mean?

Speaker 287 What do you call it?

Speaker 285 A douchebag?

Speaker 83 An enema.

Speaker 107 An enema. You know what I mean?

Speaker 142 I'm like, well, here I am, like.

Speaker 181 Yeah. Looking as gay as I do, buying douches.

Speaker 146 But I feel self-conscious buying them sometimes in a way.

Speaker 60 Like when I remember being a teen and doing a scavenge hot with my friends, it was always like, go buy Magnum XLs.

Speaker 79 Right, right. And then I one time did, can't remember if we won or lost, ultimately unimportant.

Speaker 148 My mother found them.

Speaker 194 Oh.

Speaker 89 And I don't know what she thought about me buying Magnums, but certainly she didn't.

Speaker 273 Her mind didn't go to, oh, there must have been a scavenger hunt.

Speaker 56 Her mind went to, my son must be having Maggie.

Speaker 36 There must have been a scavenger.

Speaker 122 I know my Matt.

Speaker 70 And Joey is not your mom at all. No.

Speaker 57 It kind of is.

Speaker 75 It kind of.

Speaker 75 No, it wasn't.

Speaker 86 Do it back. Do your impression of Matt's mom.

Speaker 36 I bet you wouldn't be that.

Speaker 106 Have you met her?

Speaker 57 I have met her.

Speaker 174 She doesn't seem like

Speaker 185 a withering flower at all.

Speaker 44 No, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 24 no, no.

Speaker 136 Do the impression you think my mom is, and then I'll do a perfect impression of my mom.

Speaker 69 Well, okay,

Speaker 164 my mind went to this person who is not your mom, which is like, there must have been a scavenger hunt.

Speaker 106 He would never,

Speaker 53 he would never.

Speaker 215 Okay, so that's not, that's not her, but it's not super far off because it's more like

Speaker 49 you're going to do it. You do it.

Speaker 49 Oh, I thought

Speaker 107 Hold on, hold on.

Speaker 33 Oh, I guess there was a scavenger hunt. Okay.

Speaker 142 So

Speaker 130 this is it. That was closer.

Speaker 38 This is it.

Speaker 32 Wow.

Speaker 50 There must have been a scavenger hunt or something.

Speaker 57 Well, you know, they have fun, the kids.

Speaker 298 They do a scavenger hunt. Sometimes it gets a little silly.
It's not for me, but, you know.

Speaker 128 I guess my son has a big dick.

Speaker 57 I guess he's got a big old cock.

Speaker 127 Well, you know, it's all right.

Speaker 93 That's my mom.

Speaker 16 Is that generally her attitude? Yeah. So cheerful.

Speaker 93 Are things generally all right?

Speaker 142 Like, cheerful. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 181 I would say things are generally all right.

Speaker 17 And what she does when she thinks something is not all right is famously, she goes,

Speaker 78 So, did you get a

Speaker 143 Ariana Grande's favorite vocal tech?

Speaker 97 Because I told her about on the set of Wicca, told her about this thing that Matt's mom.

Speaker 290 The Marge Simpson.

Speaker 20 Yeah, the Marge Simpson.

Speaker 143 What? What about Marge?

Speaker 70 Okay.

Speaker 169 Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, what do you do?

Speaker 132 Sometimes when I can't fall asleep, I close my eyes

Speaker 164 and I rank what I believe are the most famous dresses in history.

Speaker 181 Is Marge's dress always up there?

Speaker 105 I realize that Marge's dress green column, green column,

Speaker 57 green column,

Speaker 36 number three.

Speaker 88 Okay, can I give you talked about this on the show?

Speaker 146 We said, What's the most famous dress?

Speaker 58 You have?

Speaker 110 Yes, we said it was Cinderella's dress.

Speaker 72 Cinderella is number one.

Speaker 156 Sorry, no, no. Okay.

Speaker 169 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 157 You probably just had just seen like merch or something.

Speaker 57 No.

Speaker 142 No.

Speaker 59 No, no, no, no, no. Okay.

Speaker 156 Undeniable at number one, Marilyn Monroe's white dress.

Speaker 98 Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 119 The JFK dress. Above the JFK dress.

Speaker 186 Above the vent.

Speaker 142 Oh, the sunlight in a white.

Speaker 85 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 205 Or was that Jennifer Genman for Blondes?

Speaker 79 One of those.

Speaker 123 General McFerblonde is the pink.

Speaker 275 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 158 The one that

Speaker 155 Madonna. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes. No.

Speaker 169 The white dress, I think, is number one.

Speaker 156 Number two, and number two,

Speaker 219 the dress.

Speaker 107 The black and blue.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 219 If you Google image the dress, that's what comes out.

Speaker 90 That's what comes out.

Speaker 72 Well, no, that was, I remember, I was with Matt that night.

Speaker 67 Do you remember where you were that?

Speaker 46 No, it was like at night.

Speaker 86 It happened at night.

Speaker 106 It happened at night.

Speaker 142 The dress came at night.

Speaker 106 And we started.

Speaker 178 The dress came at night. The dress came at night.

Speaker 128 Right here, we were across.

Speaker 86 No, we were across from Carnegie Hall.

Speaker 54 We're in Midtown.

Speaker 89 And we were at a deli across from Carnegie Hall.

Speaker 84 When Cav started honking

Speaker 149 the dress,

Speaker 147 you need to remember. Do you remember where you were?

Speaker 19 This was a huge moment.

Speaker 123 You need to remember.

Speaker 93 You need to remember. You need to remember.

Speaker 57 Because we saw the same thing.

Speaker 204 No,

Speaker 204 we were.

Speaker 249 We didn't see the same thing.

Speaker 64 We did not see it.

Speaker 109 You saw white and gold.

Speaker 61 No, I saw black and blue.

Speaker 119 Okay, so I saw black. I've always thought it was black and blue.

Speaker 87 It was black and blue. I think we were on the same page.

Speaker 103 No, people said it was white and gold.

Speaker 39 No, no, no.

Speaker 139 Okay, so we, we, you and I, were on the same page.

Speaker 39 Oh, United Front.

Speaker 60 And we were like, what are they all talking about?

Speaker 17 And then everyone started being like, it's white and gold.

Speaker 91 And we were like, huh?

Speaker 92 Like, it sort of, that's when it became Twilight Zone.

Speaker 109 Do you think reality like split, like forked at that moment?

Speaker 210 Just in terms of like, is that when reality forked?

Speaker 57 Is that when reality forked?

Speaker 169 Well, for these reasons, this is number two.

Speaker 231 And number three is March Simpson.

Speaker 131 And I think number three is March Simpson.

Speaker 128 I do have to have a tube green dress.

Speaker 147 Rulal culture number 15 is the dress is when reality forks.

Speaker 85 Yes, for sure.

Speaker 112 I just had to make sure that was known.

Speaker 78 Of course.

Speaker 169 Bjork Swan dress.

Speaker 90 Yeah. Oh.

Speaker 219 Jay Lo Versace dress.

Speaker 63 I would say that's higher than Marge's dress.

Speaker 243 You think which one? Jay Lo Versace.

Speaker 168 It started at Google Images.

Speaker 182 You have to give it away.

Speaker 107 It did. Yeah.

Speaker 90 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 290 I want to put a dress out there. Okay.

Speaker 40 Rose DeWitt Buchator's dress in Titanic.

Speaker 107 The one that she's wearing during the whole climate.

Speaker 122 No, no, of course.

Speaker 169 No. You're thinking.
No, that is.

Speaker 131 It's top 10.

Speaker 165 That is definitely like top four hats.

Speaker 84 I'm not talking about the hat. I'm not talking.

Speaker 54 We've nominated it at the culture.

Speaker 24 We're talking about this.

Speaker 176 And so to start a conversation about hats, so to start.

Speaker 115 That's wrong.

Speaker 93 Because we weren't talking about that.

Speaker 115 I'm sorry to be so strong.

Speaker 142 So

Speaker 163 you're thinking about the sort of like midnight blue with the...

Speaker 143 No, it was like the deep red with the beating, the black beating.

Speaker 153 Is that the one where she's, where she, where he drowns and he's

Speaker 60 yes, she was ultimately wearing that.

Speaker 64 Oh, yeah, that's the same dress.

Speaker 103 Yeah.

Speaker 214 She's wearing it the entire time.

Speaker 153 I don't think this is

Speaker 153 fine.

Speaker 165 I think you're thinking about the character.

Speaker 163 I think about you're thinking about the general costuming. You're not thinking about the titanium.

Speaker 61 We might just be like ultra Titanic gays.

Speaker 177 Yeah. So it might be far away.

Speaker 153 If you like, if

Speaker 122 you, can you draw that dress?

Speaker 86 I think I could.

Speaker 274 Really?

Speaker 96 Oh, that's a criterion, and you have to draw the dress.

Speaker 204 Yeah.

Speaker 157 Prove that it's so famous, that it's so engraved in your mind.

Speaker 57 Draw.

Speaker 85 Draw it. Draw it.

Speaker 167 Draw it.

Speaker 142 Marsh Simpson, anyone can do it.

Speaker 106 It's so memorable.

Speaker 74 Now it's time to think, are we missing anything here?

Speaker 156 Oh, so many.

Speaker 158 I do think the Belle, Beauty, and the Beast.

Speaker 198 Oh, the yellow.

Speaker 165 Like heinous Akin Saniera

Speaker 164 in yellow.

Speaker 276 Heinous Kinsiera in yellow.

Speaker 192 Lady Diana's revenge dress.

Speaker 57 Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 82 Who could forget? Oh, my God.

Speaker 179 Lady Diana.

Speaker 107 I love Lady Diana.

Speaker 36 Lady Diana.

Speaker 142 She was a lady. She was.

Speaker 181 Yeah, and then I guess there's like.

Speaker 155 I think honorable mentions to like Rihanna, Yellow, Meta, Met Gala,

Speaker 75 Chinese Met Gala.

Speaker 61 I do think that you have to give Marilyn probably a second one, which was the JFK happy birthday dress, because then it did appear decades later on Kim Kardashian at the Met Gala.

Speaker 217 So clearly

Speaker 179 there was run it back value on The dress that returned.

Speaker 63 The dress that returned and was famously tailored.

Speaker 166 Came back.

Speaker 39 That's a good horror film.

Speaker 36 The dress that came back.

Speaker 214 I haven't worn my wedding dress in decades.

Speaker 57 Now my daughter is getting married.

Speaker 176 Let's go to the attic.

Speaker 37 They get there.

Speaker 60 The dress is alive and doesn't want to be worn by the daughter.

Speaker 192 I think, wait, that's beautiful.

Speaker 154 That's beautiful.

Speaker 156 Intergenerational expectations.

Speaker 165 And it's ultimately a film about legacy of the debut film of Matt Rogers.

Speaker 62 Yeah, I think that might be really good.

Speaker 180 That I would write, and I think you would direct it.

Speaker 86 Bowen is, of course, the star.

Speaker 97 He plays the dress. I want to be the dress.

Speaker 164 Okay, and are we talking like face, super, and post in the chest of the dress, or just voice?

Speaker 214 It's motion capture.

Speaker 16 It's motion capture.

Speaker 239 Okay, you don't find

Speaker 36 voice and tone.

Speaker 164 You know they're gonna push Randy Serkis.

Speaker 171 He has enough, I feel.

Speaker 164 But can he play a dress?

Speaker 133 I have to go.

Speaker 185 Yeah, no, I have to go.

Speaker 107 Hold on.

Speaker 75 Uh-oh.

Speaker 86 Hold on.

Speaker 106 I have to leave.

Speaker 291 I have to go.

Speaker 130 Because he wants to go start writing the script.

Speaker 81 He thinks it's so good.

Speaker 20 Julio and I had a movie idea that honestly I think Matt would be the star of.

Speaker 85 What was it?

Speaker 72 It was, hold on.

Speaker 83 I'm going to look it up.

Speaker 90 I'm going to look it up. I'm looking at

Speaker 100 the notes. Dumb gay fags.

Speaker 57 First minute of film.

Speaker 144 It's like,

Speaker 220 it's about a guy.

Speaker 187 It's about a guy.

Speaker 174 It's about.

Speaker 63 I love this idea already.

Speaker 106 I can see it. Okay.

Speaker 40 We should write a movie about him called Blay.

Speaker 59 Okay.

Speaker 189 Oh, oh, yeah.

Speaker 210 He is going to the first summit.

Speaker 72 He is at the Out in Equal Summit at Disney.

Speaker 210 And his flights keep getting canceled.

Speaker 72 He just wants to get to the summit.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 130 Is it called the summit?

Speaker 276 It can be called.

Speaker 90 That could be it.

Speaker 97 The credentials.

Speaker 78 The credentials.

Speaker 57 The lanials. The lane.

Speaker 57 The credentials.

Speaker 138 I think Matt.

Speaker 156 Shonda Rhimes.

Speaker 182 Yeah.

Speaker 107 The credentials.

Speaker 93 The credentials.

Speaker 138 I think Matt needs to.

Speaker 83 I think we're going to write a Matt Rodgers vehicle.

Speaker 81 That would be wonderful, guys.

Speaker 59 Thank you for that.

Speaker 119 That would be really great.

Speaker 85 That would be wonderful.

Speaker 277 Just to have you guys just get together and create.

Speaker 92 You know what I mean? I feel like I'm

Speaker 76 a big actress that you're meeting at a production company.

Speaker 39 And he's like, I'm so excited because I just love your mind.

Speaker 79 You know what I mean?

Speaker 201 I just so excited about your creativity.

Speaker 279 And like, I just feel like what you're doing.

Speaker 39 How do you come up with this?

Speaker 214 So I just never know where it's going.

Speaker 80 And that's what I love is to be surprised.

Speaker 9 Like, I'm looking for creative voices.

Speaker 113 Yeah.

Speaker 289 This is what Emma Stone said to you when you guys first met.

Speaker 107 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 119 The creative voices spiel.

Speaker 57 She said that. She said, I'm looking for creative voices.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 167 Fresh talent.

Speaker 156 Fresh from fresh talent.

Speaker 149 I want fresh creative voices.

Speaker 82 I miss talent. I miss when we took generals.

Speaker 232 You know, now we don't get generals anymore.

Speaker 163 Like, you mean like, you mean, like, commuting to like

Speaker 102 CBS and hearing about mandates yeah hearing about mandates

Speaker 38 well our mandate is as long as it's fresh and creative and new talent fresh new talent

Speaker 142 we're looking for fresh new voices i was so good at generals i was i bet you were i was i bet you were yeah i would i would i bet you were

Speaker 74 it is

Speaker 59 hard to hear even though it's a compliment telling you about it

Speaker 36 it's a huge compliment yeah so the industry works with them And I was always at them for too long.

Speaker 102 No, that's how you know it was going well.

Speaker 192 Oh, yeah. Did anything come out of them?

Speaker 199 I think maybe years later in a way that I wouldn't remember, because

Speaker 79 I did the thing of like, I hit LA so hard when I first got there and took every general.

Speaker 142 So I sure generals didn't remember any general name.

Speaker 201 Like, I was just like, I left people.

Speaker 57 You remember names?

Speaker 59 No, of course not. No, I come out of my generals.

Speaker 133 It's so hard.

Speaker 64 So, generals, for people who

Speaker 165 might not be in the know, is a general meeting, you would just take at every single it is crazy because no other industry does this where it's like a ghosty, kind of.

Speaker 226 It's kind of like a it kind of is like a ghosty, it kind of is like a ghosty, yeah.

Speaker 262 You just like stop in and you're like, This is my deal, like it's a get to know you, yeah.

Speaker 83 And then, like, as you said, like the point is so that eight years later, they can be like, you know, who'd be good for this is Matt, right?

Speaker 203 You know, and it does yield fruit, it does, it does bear.

Speaker 128 I think it yielded some fruit.

Speaker 90 Great, I love that.

Speaker 256 What if your Wi-Fi wasn't just Wi-Fi, but the magic holding your whole holiday together?

Speaker 104 Well, with Xfinity Wi-Fi, it kind of is.

Speaker 257 Picture this.

Speaker 249 Powered by their best, most elite, high-performing tech, this Wi-Fi doesn't just connect devices, it keeps the peace at home during the most wonderful and most stressful time of the year.

Speaker 224 It's kind of like having a little holiday helper working behind the scenes, making sure the holiday playlist never skips the beat and the video call with grandma doesn't freeze mid-cookie tutorial.

Speaker 264 It's Wi-Fi that keeps your whole home connected so you can actually enjoy the holiday magic chaos free.

Speaker 258 The best present of all.

Speaker 237 Let me paint a picture for you.

Speaker 232 A holiday movie marathon is streaming in the living room.

Speaker 20 Your kid is video chatting their friends from their tablet and your partner is shopping for too many gifts and cinnamon candles.

Speaker 242 Ah!

Speaker 238 Not this season, not with Xfinity Wi-Fi.

Speaker 267 With Xfinity, you can boost the Wi-Fi to your device only.

Speaker 3 So when you go to upload 200 photos of that cat in a cute little Santa hat, you won't see that dreaded failed to upload message.

Speaker 268 Not this season, not with Xfinity Wi-Fi.

Speaker 15 And what if you had a way to make sure family time during the holidays had zero distractions?

Speaker 6 With Xfinity Wi-Fi, you can pause the kids' Wi-Fi and enjoy those special moments together.

Speaker 231 And if you're wondering what other parental instincts your Wi-Fi has during this busy season, Xfinity protects your kids when they're online so you know they're safe, even if you're busy making cocoa or taste testing cookies.

Speaker 245 What?

Speaker 217 Someone has to make sure there's exactly the same amount of chocolate chips in each cookie.

Speaker 270 And what if your Wi-Fi could proactively fix issues before they even happen?

Speaker 247 Well, that's exactly what Xfinity Wi-Fi does.

Speaker 251 Like the friend who shows up with extra wrapping paper, bows, and tape before you even realize you're out.

Speaker 248 Because let's be honest, you never buy enough.

Speaker 238 Bottom line, Xfinity Wi-Fi isn't just smart, it's brilliant.

Speaker 241 And during the holidays, that brilliance, that's a gift. Xfinity, imagine that.

Speaker 25 No one can resist a rule of culture.

Speaker 283 So here's one for the dating files.

Speaker 21 Rule of culture number 72.

Speaker 280 Chemistry isn't just vibes, it's

Speaker 11 Because what's the point of matching with someone if you can't talk about the shows you binge, the books you dog ear, or all the hot takes you'll defend at brunch?

Speaker 240 I mean, you definitely have friends who have met their partners on Bumble, and it makes sense.

Speaker 292 It's not just about matching with someone, it's about finding someone who gets your references, your obsessions, your whole vibe.

Speaker 71 With shared interests and prompts, you don't just see a profile.

Speaker 292 You get a glimpse of someone's personality, which makes it even easier to start conversations that actually lead somewhere.

Speaker 293 Plus, with photo and ID verification, you can trust that the person you're talking to is real.

Speaker 30 With that added peace of mind, it's so much easier to show up as your full self.

Speaker 216 So, whether your rule of culture is the best first state, start with the shared hot take on Renaissance, or compatibility is having the same hometown bodega order, download Bumble and turn those connections into something bigger.

Speaker 294 Download Bumble and start your love story.

Speaker 3 Who decides what you can do?

Speaker 251 Who gets to decide what you're capable of?

Speaker 286 Your boss, your friends, some stranger on the internet? No, no, and absolutely no.

Speaker 264 You decide, only you.

Speaker 235 Ford shares that belief.

Speaker 221 It's like engineered into their vehicles.

Speaker 207 An F-150 is all steel, sweat, and dreams.

Speaker 236 Right?

Speaker 199 A Ford Bronco is built for adventure, but you've got to get behind the wheel.

Speaker 286 Can you?

Speaker 49 Yeah, you can, but you have to first.

Speaker 295 You have to.

Speaker 296 And a Mustang, the Mustang that conquers curves.

Speaker 13 You are more capable than you know.

Speaker 228 Like, for example, I never thought I could parallel park.

Speaker 248 I just thought it wasn't something that was going to happen for me in my life.

Speaker 253 And not everyone gets to have every experience, you know?

Speaker 297 But then, suddenly, I did a parallel park, and I thought, wow, I'm gonna apply to Harvard. I didn't get in, but I did parallel park.

Speaker 223 Sometimes you just need to push.

Speaker 6 What is it that they say?

Speaker 126 Whether you think you can or you think you can't.

Speaker 33 You're right.

Speaker 295 Ready, set

Speaker 70 Ford.

Speaker 244 Visit Ford.com to learn more.

Speaker 2 You ever just stop in the middle of a crazy day and realize, wow, I needed a break.

Speaker 41 It literally happened to me yesterday.

Speaker 43 I cracked open a Diet Coke, sat back for five minutes, total reset.

Speaker 45 Right?

Speaker 3 There's something about the crispy, refreshing taste of an ice-cold Diet Coke.

Speaker 18 It just hits.

Speaker 48 It's my little me moment, like make time for a Diet Coke break, you know?

Speaker 50 Exactly.

Speaker 52 Diet Coke is the perfect companion for all break moments.

Speaker 49 Diet Coke, this is my taste.

Speaker 289 I think we should plan the pageant.

Speaker 182 That's all I'm saying. I think that we should.
I think we should plan the pageant.

Speaker 159 Yeah.

Speaker 60 I think probably.

Speaker 190 Miss.

Speaker 190 You know Miss Animal is coming in hot.

Speaker 72 Miss Animal is gonna be Miss Animal is gonna be too much.

Speaker 87 Ms. Animal is gonna do too much drugs beforehand and barely make it down the runway.

Speaker 27 And you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 81 It's okay to say.

Speaker 92 It's okay.

Speaker 84 It's okay to say.

Speaker 64 Miss Animal is gonna show off like the ketamine shelf in the bathroom.

Speaker 107 Yeah.

Speaker 33 And

Speaker 86 yeah, I mean,

Speaker 54 it really does show Miss Macri.

Speaker 75 Miss Macri Park.

Speaker 142 I mean, it's mine rooting for her.

Speaker 24 She's so holding.

Speaker 106 So wholesome.

Speaker 113 Miss Macri Park actually really works.

Speaker 94 Sounds really nice.

Speaker 277 By the way, you know, last week we were talking about a potential drag name that I came up with.

Speaker 60 And then all the readers descended into the comments and they were like, you were right there.

Speaker 36 I thought Paula Rising.

Speaker 130 Miss Paula Rising.

Speaker 39 Paula rising.

Speaker 179 Paula Rising.

Speaker 36 Paula Rising.

Speaker 142 Paula Rising.

Speaker 169 It kind of feels like tripping a little bit.

Speaker 70 Paula Rising.

Speaker 182 Like, Paula Rising.

Speaker 103 It feels like tripping.

Speaker 57 Paularizing.

Speaker 170 Phonetically, I don't know that I'm

Speaker 57 She's polarizing.

Speaker 127 She's polarizing.

Speaker 276 It feels like a false start or something.

Speaker 57 My sister laughed.

Speaker 186 I left.

Speaker 44 Your sister.

Speaker 59 I think it's laughed or left. Laughed.

Speaker 241 Laughed. Cut around that.
No.

Speaker 93 It's okay to not know the word all the time.

Speaker 111 I have some

Speaker 290 things to throw out. Mr.
Cock.

Speaker 186 What's that? Miss the cock.

Speaker 115 Miss the cock, Mr. Eagle.

Speaker 105 Miss.

Speaker 11 Miss Therapy.

Speaker 72 Therapy. Oh, no, all right.

Speaker 44 Oh, shit.

Speaker 146 Sorry.

Speaker 86 Sorry. Miss Industry.

Speaker 74 Miss.

Speaker 116 Do they still have Miss Boxers?

Speaker 277 Yeah, I think they do Miss Boxers for sure.

Speaker 113 Miss Boxers.

Speaker 177 Miss Barracuda would have been so amazing.

Speaker 107 Oh.

Speaker 133 Hey,

Speaker 133 do, do.

Speaker 169 Is Miss Club coming?

Speaker 159 No, because that's not a proper.

Speaker 57 I think Miss Club coming.

Speaker 36 I think Miss Club Coming works. I think Miss Club comes works for sure.

Speaker 46 That's certainly a queer bar.

Speaker 61 You know, I went there one time and it was

Speaker 178 lesbian knitting.

Speaker 60 I actually went with a guy who was a friend, but I guess there was some messing around.

Speaker 177 And we went to lesbian knitting night.

Speaker 117 That's cute.

Speaker 142 It actually was cute.

Speaker 6 That's really nice.

Speaker 181 It was lesbian craft night.

Speaker 36 Beautiful. Beautiful.
Yeah.

Speaker 200 I think there should be

Speaker 123 a Miss Club coming.

Speaker 40 I think there should be like a Miss Elsewhere.

Speaker 123 No, but that's just a venue.

Speaker 169 No, that's a venue.

Speaker 84 Okay, fine.

Speaker 159 That's a venue.

Speaker 84 Hard and fast. No.

Speaker 133 It's a no.

Speaker 185 I had something

Speaker 22 It takes place elsewhere.

Speaker 9 How about that?

Speaker 169 No, Javit Center.

Speaker 169 No, Javit Center, baby.

Speaker 201 The first time ever, you're like, let's go, book.

Speaker 57 We have the Javit Center.

Speaker 132 If we don't get the Javit Center, I swear to God.

Speaker 46 I'm not going.

Speaker 249 Okay, if anyone out there knows, has a contact at Javits.

Speaker 57 I think we can figure that out.

Speaker 154 Yeah, go to javitcenter.org.

Speaker 213 Book slash booking.

Speaker 36 Submit event.

Speaker 166 Submit event. Yeah.

Speaker 92 Fitch your event in less than 50 words.

Speaker 150 Okay, so it's a zone on fundraiser.

Speaker 57 They're like, no.

Speaker 226 No.

Speaker 84 Ms.

Speaker 150 Javits is deeply in the Eric Adams pocket.

Speaker 138 Ms. Javits.

Speaker 169 We don't know.

Speaker 85 So true.

Speaker 44 I think she might be

Speaker 107 establishment.

Speaker 59 Yeah. Yeah.
Anyway.

Speaker 81 I think Javits Center is kind of

Speaker 187 giving big convention vibes.

Speaker 169 Oh, sure. Yeah.

Speaker 164 Comic-Con.

Speaker 187 Car shows.

Speaker 91 Although, if this is not true, then reach out and tell us we're wrong.

Speaker 36 Yeah, prove it. Prove it.

Speaker 57 Yeah, prove it.

Speaker 39 And host this.

Speaker 39 Yeah, host this.

Speaker 106 Host this.

Speaker 86 This is a way to get it going.

Speaker 291 Threats. Threats.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 132 Remember when Skittles was in your comments a bunch? Yeah.

Speaker 169 Maybe the Javit Senders can be the new Skittles.

Speaker 85 Yes. Skittles was in our comments a bunch.

Speaker 290 Oh, because one time during COVID, like we did Instagram live from the bath.

Speaker 96 Yeah. And then Skittles was like kind of pervy with us.

Speaker 88 It's have you ever really thought about it?

Speaker 57 Skittles was kind of pervy with us.

Speaker 70 They were.

Speaker 89 Sometimes I am a little blown away by like, I will be talking to like, whatever.

Speaker 148 There's this pizza chain in LA.

Speaker 153 But you know, all these accounts are ran by gay guys.

Speaker 57 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 114 I was like, where is this conversation going?

Speaker 31 It's a pizza chain in LA, and I don't want to say which because it did get really flirty in the DMs.

Speaker 36 And it was just.

Speaker 37 With the pizza?

Speaker 115 Yeah. A pizza mascot.

Speaker 131 With the pizza.

Speaker 157 What's the pizza mascot?

Speaker 142 Is it like a chef?

Speaker 56 By the way, this was years ago.

Speaker 205 It was Lucifer's Pizza.

Speaker 140 So it was like a little devil.

Speaker 107 And you liked the devil.

Speaker 181 And I was just going back and forth in the DMs with whoever was running the social. This was years ago.

Speaker 192 You think they took turns flirting with you?

Speaker 88 I think that whoever I was doing was.

Speaker 156 You think it was a corporate mandate to keep flirting with you?

Speaker 148 I think it was one like go, go-ahead message from me from getting horny.

Speaker 117 And I have witnesses.

Speaker 60 Our friend Gus Hickey was with me, and I was like, is this getting horny?

Speaker 100 And he was like, absolutely can confirm.

Speaker 179 Wow. Whenever I go there and I'm going to be able to do that,

Speaker 156 did they retain the um the company voice in their messages like that's what i'm saying

Speaker 91 with pizza dropped away and suddenly it was like it was giving winky face and i was like listen spike jones could never i love that

Speaker 186 winky face spike jones could never

Speaker 234 that's more interesting than her i think

Speaker 57 i love

Speaker 161 falling in love with

Speaker 162 can i say what movie i love her i do love her that's it that's an amazing movie that's that's truly one of my favorite scarlet performances oh agreed absolutely yeah agreed and joaquin and joaquin and you can drop out of my movie anytime can

Speaker 142 for gay stuff yeah is that what it was no

Speaker 23 i don't know okay well have you heard about our mara wars mara wars so bowen is in the rooney mara um fan club and i'm in the kate mara fan oh yes but we we love both we love both i'm just saying

Speaker 16 are they related yes they're sisters really you didn't know i didn't know oh my gosh They have such different.

Speaker 202 Very different vibes.

Speaker 59 Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 68 Yes. Which one do you prefer?

Speaker 192 Rooney.

Speaker 142 Yeah, I think that tracks.

Speaker 202 Yeah.

Speaker 59 You're a Rooney guy.

Speaker 92 I'm a Kate Mara Girly because I don't think people give her the credit because I haven't seen An Education.

Speaker 36 I've seen An Question. An Education

Speaker 113 with Stars Guard?

Speaker 17 No, An Education is her show, FX on Hulu.

Speaker 73 Oh.

Speaker 87 And it was on An Education where it was her and Love Simon and she plays a teacher that gets into a relationship with her.

Speaker 84 With her student Love Simon? Yes.

Speaker 57 Love Simon.

Speaker 178 Love Simon is is the kid who played Love Simon.

Speaker 271 But it's not called an education.

Speaker 107 That's the Paramolic movie.

Speaker 84 Her and Love Simon.

Speaker 85 Yeah, wait, wait, is it? What is it, Rachel?

Speaker 57 A teacher!

Speaker 53 A teacher!

Speaker 75 A teacher!

Speaker 57 A teacher! An education.

Speaker 57 A teacher.

Speaker 165 An education is Peter Sarsgaard as a period piece that is like focused on the public.

Speaker 16 Caramel is like a big breakout role.

Speaker 143 Yeah. You know what's a great sentence? I'm sorry.

Speaker 143 What's a great sentence?

Speaker 72 I had a friend say this to me recently.

Speaker 234 What?

Speaker 151 I'm dating a teacher.

Speaker 68 I'm dating a teacher. I'm dating.
A teacher.

Speaker 186 It's such a lovely soundtrack. Set with excitement.

Speaker 222 Yes, of course.

Speaker 202 Oh, but it's also just lovely.

Speaker 203 It's lovely to date a teacher.

Speaker 222 Great hours.

Speaker 36 There's a soundtrack.

Speaker 61 This is on the Bye-Bye Birdie soundtrack.

Speaker 75 An English teacher.

Speaker 46 Yes, yes.

Speaker 57 An English teacher's wife.

Speaker 192 An English teacher's wife.

Speaker 234 That musical is weird to me.

Speaker 279 It's so weird.

Speaker 103 It's weird.

Speaker 169 The musical is about an English teacher's wife.

Speaker 97 No, the musical is about this.

Speaker 171 Tell us about this story. I don't.

Speaker 21 Bye-bye, Birdie.

Speaker 64 It's about a guy named Birdie.

Speaker 36 Conrad Birdie.

Speaker 25 Conrad Birdie.

Speaker 71 And then there's like a dad who wants to like go to the Ed Sullivan show.

Speaker 144 It's like a weird fight.

Speaker 72 I never really got it.

Speaker 62 We did it in high school, and I sat really upset in the theater because I wasn't in it because I was too closeted.

Speaker 36 And I slip high school was deprived of my Conrad Birdie because this is Conrad Birdie.

Speaker 130 Conrad Birdie is like an Elvis Presley type, who they all are going crazy over.

Speaker 180 And then he has to join the war.

Speaker 85 He has to join the army. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 181 And so it's the whole thing of like, it's like, then they start like a campaign.

Speaker 60 It's like, save Conrad.

Speaker 75 Is this what it is?

Speaker 142 Yeah, basically.

Speaker 57 But see, does anyone know?

Speaker 215 This is the Bye-Bye Birdie plot explanation challenge.

Speaker 123 If you can succinctly explain the plot of Bye-bye Birdie,

Speaker 171 $10.

Speaker 171 Because there is a whole thing where there is a whole thing.

Speaker 115 Then there's this woman that's like, she's like,

Speaker 148 she's, you know, stomping her foot at her husband because he's an English teacher, but that's what she wanted.

Speaker 186 Sorry, sorry.

Speaker 57 I thought it was so.

Speaker 142 Rosie is her name.

Speaker 174 The Elvis Bresley type is also an English teacher.

Speaker 33 No.

Speaker 86 No.

Speaker 279 Two different male leads.

Speaker 75 She's coming into

Speaker 57 Cambodian.

Speaker 71 He's come, but then there's this couple named Hugo and Kim, and then the opening number is actually really cute.

Speaker 191 It's called the Technical.

Speaker 107 And Margaret did it.

Speaker 83 And Margaret did it. Bye-bye.

Speaker 72 Did you watch Mad Men?

Speaker 85 Yes.

Speaker 66 They played that clip.

Speaker 127 Okay. Anyway.

Speaker 100 So the gay character in Mad Man, Salvatore Romano, who was like the visuals guy, was like very inspired by the opening of Bye Bye Birdie and was like, it's like going to be like Anne Margaret.

Speaker 214 And they were all watching.

Speaker 88 Like, look at the way he talks about this.

Speaker 87 It's kind of gay.

Speaker 67 Contextually, that would be his Sunset Boulevard with Nicole.

Speaker 158 Yeah.

Speaker 164 Like in the because that's his

Speaker 61 And then his whole his whole problem in the episode was they get a girl to come in and like do the ad, which is like kind of like ripping on Anne Margaret.

Speaker 39 And he's like, she's not Anne Margaret.

Speaker 61 And it's like he's getting a little gay about it because it's like she doesn't have like the star quality.

Speaker 36 Everyone's like, What are you talking about? It's great.

Speaker 57 He's like, No, I think this is what it is.

Speaker 10 Again, I could be wrong.

Speaker 95 It's so hard to explain story to people.

Speaker 168 What's the simplest story to explain?

Speaker 115 Titanic.

Speaker 203 Titanic.

Speaker 110 Rich girl, poor guy, they fall in love. It's drama.

Speaker 148 And then, guess what? They hit an iceberg and

Speaker 107 boom. Boom.

Speaker 59 Cinderella, you can explain very well.

Speaker 123 And this, this, I would submit to the dress rank.

Speaker 33 Cinderella?

Speaker 102 Not the pink dress,

Speaker 59 the pink dress.

Speaker 208 Because that was devastating when they tore it apart.

Speaker 173 Like there was so much emotional tragedy.

Speaker 71 As an audience, you cared so much.

Speaker 144 You were so happy for her about that dress.

Speaker 148 That was really good.

Speaker 130 That's off-Broadway.

Speaker 227 That's off-Broadway. That's off-broadway.

Speaker 57 The way you performed fear.

Speaker 59 That's really good.

Speaker 148 I presented you the award for acting.

Speaker 107 For acting.

Speaker 140 The gall to give me an award for action.

Speaker 36 Can I tell you something?

Speaker 146 We were actually so excited because it was me and James doing it.

Speaker 61 And I said to James, I was like, Should we look?

Speaker 76 And so we looked a little early, and James saw your name, and he goes,

Speaker 75 And

Speaker 92 I was like, Okay,

Speaker 180 you can say it.

Speaker 103 You can say it.

Speaker 77 He had to have said it. And he said it.

Speaker 116 That's really beautiful that they were there for that.

Speaker 70 Wow.

Speaker 212 Show business.

Speaker 72 My God, you can't even be sentimental for one.

Speaker 36 You couldn't even do that.

Speaker 56 You couldn't even.

Speaker 130 You said, wow, show business.

Speaker 75 Show business.

Speaker 53 The disdain.

Speaker 39 Your friends get to present you the big award at the Gotham Awards.

Speaker 184 At the Gotham Awards.

Speaker 167 At the Gotham Awards.

Speaker 106 At the Gotham Awards.

Speaker 36 At the Gotham Awards.

Speaker 222 Very fun.

Speaker 57 Very fun awards.

Speaker 54 Wait, this is a room full of Gotham winners.

Speaker 133 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 282 Everyone here's got a Gotham award.

Speaker 86 Everyone gets a Gotham.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 57 Okay, this is a thing.

Speaker 148 So they were like trying to figure out a way to bring me and James to the stage.

Speaker 115 And I was like, like with a voiceover, and I was like, say Gotham Award winners, James Scully, and Matt.

Speaker 213 Yes, and then they did, and we got up there, and I guess everyone was like, whispering to each other, what did they?

Speaker 167 Who are they? Oh, what did they do?

Speaker 36 Wait, who, who's that? I'm just kidding. They didn't do that.

Speaker 27 But it was funny because we were just like brought up with all this pomp and circumstance.

Speaker 107 Beautiful. That's a fact.

Speaker 24 That's a fact.

Speaker 167 Best ensemble. Best ensemble.

Speaker 81 I like my Gotham Award.

Speaker 181 I remember you saying you liked the shape of it.

Speaker 184 Yeah.

Speaker 33 A column.

Speaker 107 A column.

Speaker 70 Pretty good.

Speaker 146 Pretty good.

Speaker 279 And it's also silver, which is, you know, my favorite color going back to childhood.

Speaker 181 There's a video of me. You would be proud of me.

Speaker 114 There's a video of me at three years old.

Speaker 277 And they're asking you questions.

Speaker 15 I think it was like a childhood neighborhood safety thing where they were like, what's your name?

Speaker 51 What's your mom's name?

Speaker 181 Where do you live?

Speaker 61 And then they started asking more fun questions, like, what's your favorite color?

Speaker 31 And I took a beat and I go, silver.

Speaker 196 Heaven. That's cool.

Speaker 116 Silver. Silver.
Silver. Silver.

Speaker 167 Polished silver.

Speaker 199 An answer I think I would never give again.

Speaker 151 Even though it's true.

Speaker 202 But you know, your favorite color is silver.

Speaker 57 I think so.

Speaker 68 You're a warm tone.

Speaker 131 Which is why it's surprising that his favorite color is silver.

Speaker 21 You're warm tone.

Speaker 156 You mean like, do I

Speaker 83 feel like your undertone of like your coloring?

Speaker 36 Oh,

Speaker 153 is this the thing where like the lady puts the fabric on the bottom?

Speaker 192 I think you, as part of

Speaker 96 promotion for the show, I think you should have that.

Speaker 40 A lady who does that.

Speaker 131 Is it one lady or is it multiple specialists?

Speaker 97 There are multiple specialists and they are all

Speaker 83 so amazing.

Speaker 274 They're like,

Speaker 232 but the way, just the way they comment on it is just like mesmerizing.

Speaker 206 But they're very like, see, see what I'm saying?

Speaker 84 It's better now, right?

Speaker 169 See what I'm saying?

Speaker 186 Do you see the difference?

Speaker 205 You see how this is good?

Speaker 142 You see how this is good and this is bad?

Speaker 59 And he's like, I'm like, oh, right. Yeah.
See?

Speaker 85 Right. You felt the Holy Spirit, right?

Speaker 66 This is like a driver kind of going on and on about things that we'll cut.

Speaker 207 We'll cut cut that.

Speaker 196 We'll cut that. We'll cut that.

Speaker 210 Yes, but don't you just want that experience anyway of just having someone tell you what colors look good on you?

Speaker 71 But you, you,

Speaker 146 it is kind of nice to hear, like,

Speaker 17 don't, it's probably not a good idea for you to do blank. Like, you know what's not a great idea for me?

Speaker 222 What? Jewel tones.

Speaker 273 What?

Speaker 206 I disagree.

Speaker 170 Really?

Speaker 206 Disagree.

Speaker 160 You are jewel tones.

Speaker 146 I think spiritually.

Speaker 36 Eva Lamboria.

Speaker 107 Eva Lamoria.

Speaker 178 Jewel tones.

Speaker 219 All your idols are jewel tones.

Speaker 94 That doesn't mean he's jewel tones.

Speaker 57 I do love

Speaker 16 jewel tones.

Speaker 135 I do love LaGlia. Such a jewel tone.
Are you kidding?

Speaker 177 She wore a lot of jewel tones on Dust Per Housewise, if you remember.

Speaker 114 There was always like a really

Speaker 93 bright royal blue.

Speaker 180 There was always like bright reds, emeralds.

Speaker 250 She was giving a oh, she was, she would absolutely slay in like a mint.

Speaker 57 Ugh.

Speaker 36 Love Eva.

Speaker 182 Not a jewel.

Speaker 56 Emerald green is what I meant to say.

Speaker 59 Mint.

Speaker 70 Love Eva.

Speaker 227 I love Eva. I do love Eva.

Speaker 57 Has she been on the podcast?

Speaker 86 Have you met Eva? Have you met Eva?

Speaker 275 I've never met her.

Speaker 115 That feels wrong.

Speaker 11 It feels wrong that she hasn't been on the podcast.

Speaker 83 No, definitely.

Speaker 46 No, certainly.

Speaker 196 We talk about her.

Speaker 154 Oh, LA, LA.

Speaker 296 We talk about her all the time.

Speaker 151 Is she aware of this?

Speaker 57 She must be.

Speaker 88 I think she might be.

Speaker 59 In fact, she's like, which gay guys are those?

Speaker 36 Right.

Speaker 138 I'm sure she asked that, but I'm like, someone must have clued her in on the award that we named after her.

Speaker 202 The Eva Longoria Award.

Speaker 107 Tiny Woman Huge Impact.

Speaker 27 Tiny Woman Huge Impact.

Speaker 79 We wanted her to present the award but the schedules did not align because she's directing

Speaker 93 yes she is directing and i what what i would say is in advance i would love for her to come next year god willing we get to do it again eva lingoria if you're listening please come next year julia will do another bit

Speaker 61 honestly i think julia should win an award next year it's probably about time huh i think you should give it about time

Speaker 92 well let's see how color theories is

Speaker 142 let's let's see let's see 22 performances yeah 22 performances not enough to qualify for anything but maybe a las cultureistas maybe a las culturistas award definitely is it gonna be filmed or is it pure theater because taylor swift would film it

Speaker 291 she would she would film it she would film it she's during does that mean you wouldn't what i'll i'll film it yes yes yes yes yes yes yes maybe that way maybe we weren't supposed to we weren't supposed to ask we'll cut it we'll cut it around no yeah olivia is about to scold us olivia we have the same manager

Speaker 208 and she is likely to take a meeting in the middle of the show much like man

Speaker 226 1000

Speaker 40 1000 we love you olivia

Speaker 258 what if your wi-fi wasn't just wi-fi but the magic holding your whole holiday together well with xfinity wi-fi it kind of is picture this Powered by their best, most elite, high-performing tech, this Wi-Fi doesn't just connect devices, it keeps the peace at home during the most wonderful and most stressful time of the year.

Speaker 224 It's kind of like having a little holiday helper working behind the scenes, making sure the holiday playlist never skips the beat and the video call with grandma doesn't freeze mid-cookie tutorial.

Speaker 264 It's Wi-Fi that keeps your whole home connected so you can actually enjoy the holiday magic, chaos-free.

Speaker 258 The best present of all.

Speaker 237 Let me paint a picture for you.

Speaker 232 A holiday movie marathon is streaming in the living room.

Speaker 20 Your kid is video chatting their friends from their tablet, and your partner is shopping for too many gifts and cinnamon candles.

Speaker 242 Ah!

Speaker 238 Not this season, not with Xfinity Wi-Fi.

Speaker 267 With Xfinity, you can boost the Wi-Fi to your device only.

Speaker 3 So when you go to upload 200 photos of that cat in a cute little Santa hat, you won't see that dreaded failed to upload message.

Speaker 268 Not this season, not with Xfinity Wi-Fi.

Speaker 15 And what if you had a way to make sure family time during the holidays had zero distractions?

Speaker 6 With Xfinity Wi-Fi, you can pause the kids' Wi-Fi and enjoy those special moments together.

Speaker 231 And if you're wondering what other parental instincts your Wi-Fi has during this busy season, Xfinity Xfinity protects your kids when they're online so you know they're safe, even if you're busy making cocoa or taste testing cookies.

Speaker 245 What?

Speaker 217 Someone has to make sure there's exactly the same amount of chocolate chips in each cookie.

Speaker 270 And what if your Wi-Fi could proactively fix issues before they even happen?

Speaker 247 Well, that's exactly what Xfinity Wi-Fi does.

Speaker 251 Like the friend who shows up with extra wrapping paper, bows, and tape before you even realize you're out.

Speaker 248 Because let's be honest, you never buy enough.

Speaker 238 Bottom line, Xfinity Wi-Fi isn't just smart, it's brilliant.

Speaker 241 And during the holidays, that brilliance, that's a gift.

Speaker 272 Xfinity, imagine that.

Speaker 25 No one can resist a rule of culture.

Speaker 283 So here's one for the dating files.

Speaker 21 Rule of culture number 72.

Speaker 280 Chemistry isn't just vibes, it's values.

Speaker 11 Because what's the point of matching with someone if you can't talk about the shows you binge, the books you dog ear, or all the hot takes you'll defend at brunch?

Speaker 240 I mean, you definitely have friends who have met their partners on Bumble, and it makes sense.

Speaker 292 It's not just about matching with someone, it's about finding someone who gets your references, your obsessions, your whole vibe.

Speaker 71 With shared interests and prompts, you don't just see a profile.

Speaker 292 You get a glimpse of someone's personality, which makes it even easier to start conversations that actually lead somewhere.

Speaker 293 Plus, with photo and ID verification, you can trust that the person you're talking to is real.

Speaker 30 With that added peace of mind, it's so much easier to show up as your full self.

Speaker 216 So, whether your rule of culture is the best first state, start with the shared hot take on Renaissance, or compatibility is having the same hometown bodega order, download Bumble and turn those connections into something bigger.

Speaker 294 Download Bumble and start your love story.

Speaker 3 Who decides what you can do? Who gets to decide what you're capable of?

Speaker 252 Your boss? Your friends?

Speaker 286 Some stranger on the internet?

Speaker 246 No, no, and absolutely no.

Speaker 264 You decide.

Speaker 141 Only you.

Speaker 235 Ford shares that belief.

Speaker 221 It's like engineered into their vehicles.

Speaker 207 An F-150 is all steel, sweat, and dreams.

Speaker 236 Right? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 199 A Ford Bronco is built for adventure, but you've got to get behind the wheel.

Speaker 286 Can you?

Speaker 141 Yeah, you can.

Speaker 49 But you have to first.

Speaker 295 You have to.

Speaker 296 And a Mustang?

Speaker 284 The Mustang that conquers curves.

Speaker 13 You are are more capable than you know.

Speaker 14 Like, for example, I never thought I could parallel park.

Speaker 248 I just thought it wasn't something that was going to happen for me in my life.

Speaker 253 And not everyone gets to have every experience, you know?

Speaker 297 But then, suddenly, I did a parallel park and I thought, wow, I'm going to apply to Harvard. I didn't get in, but I did parallel park.

Speaker 223 Sometimes you just need to push.

Speaker 6 What is it that they say?

Speaker 126 Whether you think you can or you think you can't?

Speaker 33 You're right.

Speaker 295 Ready, set,

Speaker 70 Ford.

Speaker 244 Visit Ford.com to learn more.

Speaker 2 You ever just stop in the middle of a crazy day and realize, wow, I needed a break.

Speaker 41 It literally happened to me yesterday.

Speaker 43 I cracked open a Diet Coke, sat back for five minutes.

Speaker 44 Total reset.

Speaker 45 Right?

Speaker 3 There's something about the crispy, refreshing taste of an ice-cold Diet Coke.

Speaker 18 It just hits.

Speaker 48 It's my little me moment, like make time for a Diet Coke break, you know?

Speaker 50 Exactly.

Speaker 52 Diet Coke is the perfect companion for all break moments.

Speaker 32 Diet Coke, this is my taste.

Speaker 82 Now I think it's time.

Speaker 8 I think it's time.

Speaker 243 It's time for I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 279 So just to refresh you and everyone at home, it's a one-minute segment that we take to rant rail, destroy, really, like, I don't know, sometimes just totally obliterate something in culture that's bothering us.

Speaker 79 Something has recently come to my attention.

Speaker 27 Actually, as a result of the culture awards.

Speaker 142 Okay.

Speaker 73 And that's the angle I'm taking today.

Speaker 289 This is exciting. This is Matt Rodgers' I don't think so, honey, his time starts now.

Speaker 17 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 60 The people who thought that the lyric in Diet Pepsi was Costco chain.

Speaker 115 No.

Speaker 22 So a lot of people, as a result of Ben Platt's

Speaker 60 brilliant rendition of Diet Pepsi by Addison Ray, have for the first time heard cross gold chain. And then a lot of people are like, I thought it was Costco chain.

Speaker 146 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 60 What is a Costco chain?

Speaker 73 Like, I understand you can go to Costco and buy many things, but I don't think jewelry is one of them.

Speaker 24 You can.

Speaker 146 I just feel like it's a reach.

Speaker 181 And I understand that the song was written in like a Lana Del Rey sort of like fever dream, but I think we're trying to reach at like what would Lana say?

Speaker 17 And maybe Lana Del Rey would say, I bought a chain at Costco, but that's not what the lion is.

Speaker 258 And if you listen to it more than once, you hear that it's cross-gold chain.

Speaker 100 I understand, like, maybe we want.

Speaker 60 Something different. It's not that.

Speaker 17 I don't think so, honey, you need to get your ears checked.

Speaker 60 Thank you, Ben Platt, for bringing this to the forefront.

Speaker 100 It's Cross Gold Chain, not Costco Chain.

Speaker 35 I don't think so, honey. And that's one minute.

Speaker 188 You know?

Speaker 82 Yeah.

Speaker 274 Yeah.

Speaker 151 I mean,

Speaker 16 Costco Chain.

Speaker 227 More than 10 people have said this in my comments.

Speaker 91 Like, I never really heard that it wasn't Costco Chain.

Speaker 164 You're a comment reader.

Speaker 198 I'm actually, I've actually now,

Speaker 60 as a result of like the past few months, I'd say, I'm thinking about disabling comments.

Speaker 106 It's

Speaker 285 oh, on Instagram.

Speaker 214 I'm thinking about just doing a flat out.

Speaker 60 If I don't follow you, you can't comment.

Speaker 208 Situation. I've done that for quite some time.

Speaker 218 Yeah.

Speaker 64 Or it's that if for me, it's just if you don't follow me, you can't comment.

Speaker 103 Yeah, that's pretty open policy.

Speaker 67 It's like,

Speaker 122 oh, yeah, no, I guess.

Speaker 72 It's like, you have to feel like you can't comment unless you follow me, which is actually quite, it's like, therefore, it's no like random people just

Speaker 158 doing a drive-by.

Speaker 102 Yeah.

Speaker 274 You know what I mean?

Speaker 138 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 67 And so.

Speaker 203 That might be something.

Speaker 156 You got to commit to following me.

Speaker 16 Kind of cute. If you want to insult me.

Speaker 92 If you want to get in my head for hours, you got to follow me first.

Speaker 132 If you want to say racist or homophobic things, you got to hit the follow button.

Speaker 182 Follow curse.

Speaker 36 It really is something, huh?

Speaker 40 It's interesting how this all worked.

Speaker 41 How this all works.

Speaker 71 And how it never really was meant to be part of the human experience.

Speaker 136 Whenever you say this, I'm like, that is true.

Speaker 244 And it all goes to Little Mark.

Speaker 78 To Little Mark?

Speaker 107 Gobble, gobble, gobble. Gobble, gobble, gobble.

Speaker 158 Every little comment, every little piece of hate, gobble, gobble, gobble.

Speaker 57 Every time you say,

Speaker 277 yeah, cha-ching for the hate means cha-ching.

Speaker 148 Every time you say, like, it's actually not a thing where we're not supposed to know other people's thoughts.

Speaker 40 We're not supposed to read other people's thoughts.

Speaker 98 Right.

Speaker 203 In that way, where it's like bit by bit by bit by bit.

Speaker 109 I'm not supposed to read other people's thoughts.

Speaker 165 And it's, yeah. Because there's a lot of stream of consciousness in there.

Speaker 36 Of course.

Speaker 90 And you're like, there's no unifying thing here other than its response to like what's what one particular image is supposed to communicate convey like it's whatever i don't have to get into it tbd for now let it rip in the comments they're still they're just walling it while you can

Speaker 100 um are you ready bow and yang do you have an i don't think so honey i

Speaker 40 do i do okay this is bow and yang's i don't think so honey his time starts now i don't think so honey weed in soda i don't think this is helping me in particular anymore i enjoy it for other people i'm not gonna name brands but a weed soda has recently knocked me on my ass.

Speaker 204 And it's made by amazing people.

Speaker 219 I just

Speaker 191 that we know and we love.

Speaker 204 But the weed soda has been sent to me in yet another box full of four six packs.

Speaker 97 And you know what?

Speaker 72 I have no one but myself to blame. And I take it back, actually.

Speaker 71 I don't blame the people. I blame myself for

Speaker 64 imbibing.

Speaker 109 three weed sodas.

Speaker 72 Oh, no, no, I had, I had one, no, I had one, three weed sodas over three days, but I had one, I had half a weed soda last night that I shared with our friend, Celestium, and 15 seconds.

Speaker 90 I woke up today groggier than ever.

Speaker 72 I think this is just a moratorium on marijuana overall.

Speaker 94 Five seconds.

Speaker 72 This is my Reagan rave.

Speaker 94 Nancy was on to something.

Speaker 36 Just say no.

Speaker 107 Oh, God.

Speaker 183 And that's one minute.

Speaker 136 Now, all that does is make me want it even more.

Speaker 160 No, I've never had one.

Speaker 103 I enjoy it.

Speaker 97 It sneaks up on you in a way that like anedible, anedible hits you out of nowhere.

Speaker 36 You know, the joint hits you, it kind of just hits you right away but the weed soda just just like slowly i don't like feeling groggy i know and i don't know i wonder if that's because you maybe had too many

Speaker 72 i had half of one last night and i woke up this morning feeling crazy tired i'm just talking consecutively

Speaker 79 because i do think it's a thing like it's cumulative like we were just in peat town and so it was sort of like

Speaker 137 cigarette alley like when i'm on vacation like i will allow myself to be corrupted by members of the vacation party that smoke cigarettes and i just smoke a lot of them and i drink a lot and then I'm smoking a lot of weed.

Speaker 62 And I'm just like, afterwards, I feel bad for like four or five days.

Speaker 11 And I think it was just the consistency.

Speaker 72 I'm on that come down for sure.

Speaker 151 Yeah, me too.

Speaker 52 You're doing good now?

Speaker 102 I think now that I'm with you guys.

Speaker 205 I actually did. I said I got back to the city today and felt so much better.

Speaker 68 Good.

Speaker 28 Like I was just like, it was just like this thing of like, you know, the post-vacation when you're kind of just like, oh, now I'll sit for a while.

Speaker 9 And the sitting just kind of like.

Speaker 159 I don't have that, but I've heard of this phenomenon.

Speaker 241 Why don't you have that?

Speaker 158 Of like, we're talking about like a an emotional valley after a vacation.

Speaker 106 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 210 This is so common.

Speaker 241 You don't have it. Yeah, I don't think I do.

Speaker 107 I'm so jealous.

Speaker 87 I guess, is that because you're not doing a lot of like drugs on vacation?

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 148 So that's what it is.

Speaker 36 Yeah. It's good.
It's good. Good for you.

Speaker 243 Pure, innocent fun.

Speaker 123 I'm in rehearsal mode.

Speaker 219 I'm in rehearsal mode.

Speaker 55 You Broadway show.

Speaker 176 Shall we have a little vacation? Shall we have a little line?

Speaker 194 No. No.

Speaker 90 No.

Speaker 16 I'm in rehearsal mode.

Speaker 154 Nasal rest, nasal rest.

Speaker 21 Wait, but who I would, how much much money do I

Speaker 103 would I have to pay you?

Speaker 143 Are you making A, and B, would I have to pay you to wear a shirt that says, I can't, I have rehearsal.

Speaker 41 I would die to see you wear that.

Speaker 278 I can't, I have rehearsal.

Speaker 84 Okay, see, now

Speaker 15 maybe that's title event.

Speaker 24 I can't, I have

Speaker 24 rehearsal.

Speaker 274 Can't I have rehearsal?

Speaker 169 I think it would largely depend on the font, which would indicate whether this is an ironic shirt or like

Speaker 36 he can't, he has rehearsal.

Speaker 143 And you, and in order for it to be ironic, it would have to be goofy.

Speaker 179 It would have to be like cursive.

Speaker 109 It can't be, it can't look too aesthetically

Speaker 191 pleasing. It has to look a little bit.

Speaker 187 It has to be, it has to like,

Speaker 219 if the font is anything but like straightforward, then it's it's an ironic t-shirt.

Speaker 59 Yes, right.

Speaker 72 And you, it would have to be an ironic t-shirt for you to wear it.

Speaker 90 No, because you don't wear ironic t-shirts.

Speaker 182 Wait, I have one.

Speaker 31 Big gun to your head.

Speaker 79 Bazooka, locked and loaded.

Speaker 201 Gun of fire, you have to pick.

Speaker 60 One t-shirt says, I can't.

Speaker 115 I have rehearsal.

Speaker 31 One says, I was young, I needed the money.

Speaker 62 And the other one says, not a day over fabulous.

Speaker 4 Which one?

Speaker 148 And you know the font it's written in.

Speaker 120 I don't have to explain. Yeah.

Speaker 276 Okay.

Speaker 133 The options were, I can't have rehearsal,

Speaker 119 not a day over fabulous.

Speaker 137 And I was young.

Speaker 33 I needed the money.

Speaker 125 And I was young. I needed the money.

Speaker 78 I think I'm going to go with rehearsal.

Speaker 222 Yeah, because that's like, it's so not, you're so not that person.

Speaker 25 Yeah, I feel like I was young, I needed the money.

Speaker 121 People will go like, it's okay.

Speaker 36 Can I tell you something?

Speaker 27 Yeah.

Speaker 63 It's a real sign that I have in my LA apartment.

Speaker 160 Which one of the three?

Speaker 191 I was young.

Speaker 85 I needed the money.

Speaker 71 And it's a sign?

Speaker 60 It's next to a picture of me and Bo and Yang.

Speaker 186 Wait, but it's a sign?

Speaker 156 I don't think it works if it's a knickknack.

Speaker 57 it's like unless you're wearing

Speaker 181 my apartment in 2019 when i first moved to la i was like yeah this i like got it from like redfin or whatever the like whatever the gay cracker barrel is

Speaker 78 no like red red bubble red bubble what's the red bubble what's the gay cracker barrel I don't know.

Speaker 153 The Cracker Barrel is like where you buy little signs, right?

Speaker 89 You clearly don't go online to find

Speaker 79 special knickknacks and crafts.

Speaker 44 Wait, now we should take Julie to Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 177 Oh, I would love that.

Speaker 57 He thinks it's where you buy signs.

Speaker 183 You can eat peanuts and just throw the peanuts on the ground.

Speaker 40 In addition to

Speaker 72 having a delicious casserole or something like that.

Speaker 57 Yeah, you can get like a sweet. It's a 22-ounce beer.

Speaker 180 You can eat your peanuts, which instead of bread for the table, it's peanuts for the table. You eat the peanuts and throw it on the ground.

Speaker 36 And then the whole thing is.

Speaker 57 You can't just throw it on the ground. It's like part of it.

Speaker 142 Texas Roadhouse.

Speaker 174 Wait, sorry. And

Speaker 132 throwing the peanut shells on the ground

Speaker 157 brings pleasure to.

Speaker 38 I wouldn't say it's like part of it.

Speaker 72 I don't think it's like a known thing about Cracker, but it's like you're thinking of Mix Sorley is

Speaker 278 Texas Roadhouse is honestly what it is.

Speaker 148 It's like, remember when we would go to Austin like every year to do story pirates, right?

Speaker 62 And we'd go to Texas Roadhouse, and the whole thing was like you break open your nut with your teeth and you throw it on the ground, and then someone has to come by and sweep it.

Speaker 142 And the whole thing of like, and that's the game

Speaker 59 that you have to have a minimum age employee has to do with it.

Speaker 106 Crunch, crunch.

Speaker 57 That's part of their job.

Speaker 93 They know when they apply.

Speaker 243 They could have applied at Sonic.

Speaker 61 They could have applied it out back steakhouse where everything gets thrown in the garbage.

Speaker 62 This is something different.

Speaker 196 Wow.

Speaker 141 I don't know.

Speaker 23 Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 54 We're going to take you.

Speaker 36 Okay.

Speaker 57 To where? Sorry?

Speaker 59 Cracker Barrel/slash Texas Road.

Speaker 115 I think both have this thing of the nuts on the ground.

Speaker 91 Nuts on the ground.

Speaker 36 Nuts on the ground.

Speaker 142 Isn't that a song?

Speaker 37 It is now.

Speaker 85 Reality is forking right now.

Speaker 36 Reality is forking.

Speaker 90 I don't know any of this for you.

Speaker 243 Reality is forked in a major way on this episode.

Speaker 23 I think it's a good thing. But we'd expect nothing less.

Speaker 96 And there's yet more to to come.

Speaker 142 And one more out of the show, honey, is on the way.

Speaker 91 We'll reality force.

Speaker 76 Imagine we put an actual commercial break in here.

Speaker 291 We should.

Speaker 75 Maybe we should.

Speaker 122 Let's put it right here now.

Speaker 36 And we're back.

Speaker 106 Oh, everyone's pissed.

Speaker 213 Everyone's like, that was too long.

Speaker 264 Shut up.

Speaker 156 So, are you ready? I am ready. Okay.

Speaker 100 This is Julio Torres.

Speaker 227 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 60 His time starts now.

Speaker 99 I don't think so, honey.

Speaker 157 Not putting shoes on the mannequins.

Speaker 127 Oh, wow.

Speaker 190 Honey, honey, honey, honey.

Speaker 165 I get it that you don't sell shoes at this store.

Speaker 157 I understand that.

Speaker 104 But the mannequin has toenails.

Speaker 185 Yeah.

Speaker 162 Yeah.

Speaker 165 You have to put shoes on the mannequin.

Speaker 202 You have the manufacturer of the mannequin has humanized this form to the extent that they're giving it like they're giving it toenails.

Speaker 164 Yeah.

Speaker 174 It has been thought of.

Speaker 131 And you not so much as putting a sock

Speaker 70 or

Speaker 186 just a slide, slide, a flat, a slipper.

Speaker 188 It's wretched.

Speaker 212 It's wretched.

Speaker 123 Unless this is a bathing suit store.

Speaker 130 Right.

Speaker 132 Because even if it's lingerie, give her a pump.

Speaker 106 Give her a pump.

Speaker 57 Give her a pump.

Speaker 107 What about pajamas?

Speaker 16 Give her a pump. Give her a pump.

Speaker 57 Pajamas, give her a pump.

Speaker 75 Serve for her.

Speaker 167 Give her her a pump.

Speaker 213 Serve for her. Five seconds.

Speaker 192 It is disgusting to not put shoes on the mannequins.

Speaker 156 And that's what I meant.

Speaker 60 I hadn't even thought of this, but that's what makes you you.

Speaker 149 You really do have a fresh creative mind.

Speaker 167 Wow.

Speaker 130 That's why I'm so happy you came in today.

Speaker 54 I have a question.

Speaker 109 Yeah. Do they have to have hair on the head?

Speaker 182 No.

Speaker 71 Well, then at what point do you draw the line of the realism versus the creative?

Speaker 61 Well, you are being very binary about it that a woman mannequin has to have long hair.

Speaker 57 I'm not generally

Speaker 109 a shoe, but like if they have to have a shoe, because the mannequin has been

Speaker 143 the realism of the mannequin

Speaker 72 has gone to the point of them having toenails.

Speaker 163 Should they have hair?

Speaker 204 I mean, this is not to put any sort of value on like

Speaker 71 being bald is not.

Speaker 153 No, because I think that you can elect to not have hair.

Speaker 96 That's right.

Speaker 173 But you can, just like you can elect to not have shoes.

Speaker 165 No, because these people are presumably not in their homes

Speaker 57 in the world of these mannequins.

Speaker 75 Do you have to worry about how they tell time?

Speaker 91 Shall they all have a watch?

Speaker 127 Are we to assume that all of these these people

Speaker 53 of perfect 2020 vision why does it why do people

Speaker 169 have eyeglasses well okay okay i think that that like some of okay if it's a large store with men with like a hundred mannequins says it's like macy's yeah then yeah statistically some of them should have glasses yeah

Speaker 61 and and hair and hair yeah What do you think about that errant mannequin that just has like both of its forearms cut off?

Speaker 81 You know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 222 It's just all of a sudden it's like, I was like, well, what happened to her well i think she's got a great blouse but what happened to her arms well i think that there are mannequins that do take liberties with the human form well well yes but if it's going for realism if it's going for realism and it has toenails give it a phone give it a give it a phone a wallet give it a phone shoes

Speaker 174 and i make an id

Speaker 59 a labooboo a labooboo

Speaker 36 depending on the age i guess yeah yeah sure well well now they're all ages now they're No, it's all ages.

Speaker 78 No, it's all ages.

Speaker 136 Just final words before we let you go.

Speaker 117 What do you think of Laboo Boo and LeFufu?

Speaker 131 LeFufu is the friend.

Speaker 97 The fake one.

Speaker 84 The fake one. Yeah.

Speaker 167 Team LaFufu.

Speaker 57 Teams.

Speaker 206 The People's La Boo Boo.

Speaker 222 It's true. Yeah.

Speaker 57 It really is true.

Speaker 128 Wait!

Speaker 146 Ruler culture number 59.

Speaker 24 La Fufu is the people's laboo.

Speaker 36 That might make it in the book.

Speaker 85 Absolutely.

Speaker 90 The book?

Speaker 169 Ghani, you guys are going to have an airline in no time.

Speaker 75 Last culture is air.

Speaker 102 No. Lounge.

Speaker 174 Oh, my God.

Speaker 158 Those flight attendants, the way I would put on sunglasses and look away.

Speaker 57 Jesus.

Speaker 57 With those flight attendants.

Speaker 106 Who are you insulting?

Speaker 57 Regular flight attendants. Hundreds of people at the same time.
No, no, including us.

Speaker 57 Excuse me, sir.

Speaker 106 Sir.

Speaker 106 Sir.

Speaker 107 Sir.

Speaker 142 You haven't heard the rule of culture.

Speaker 57 The rule of culture.

Speaker 142 You go from, the seatbelts go from your right to your left.

Speaker 36 It's rule of culture number one.

Speaker 287 Wow. We're going to have an airline.

Speaker 54 Oh, Julio, come on the airline.

Speaker 158 You should have an airline. Okay.

Speaker 57 Captain it, as far as we care.

Speaker 68 Yeah, I'll do it.

Speaker 98 It'll be a private jet with a huge carbon footprint.

Speaker 156 No, I think, I think...

Speaker 175 I think Leskulture says air is sort of like Wow Air.

Speaker 196 Remember Wow Air?

Speaker 39 What was Wow Air? It's Wow Air.

Speaker 169 Wow Air was an Icelandic airline that made

Speaker 158 they all had to make stops in Reykjavik.

Speaker 158 And they were branded and like it was WOW and they had like spin-offs. They had mom, dad, and gay.

Speaker 222 Oh, that's cool.

Speaker 142 What?

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 124 Iceland's gay went to San Francisco.

Speaker 137 I was like, gonna say they're onto something by making Reykjavik a stop because everyone should go there.

Speaker 36 It's fabulous.

Speaker 107 I have never been.

Speaker 59 We actually need to go.

Speaker 57 So we're planning a lot now.

Speaker 54 We're planning.

Speaker 119 I did a shoot there.

Speaker 72 It was so fun.

Speaker 132 Is that what?

Speaker 78 Where the next Lesco Torisas Awards happens?

Speaker 135 I mean,

Speaker 136 in our dream of dreams, yes, but then it would just be like us and Bjork, which really would be fine.

Speaker 73 We can figure that out.

Speaker 96 I think there is like a tax incentive to shoot there.

Speaker 97 So y'all should think about it.

Speaker 169 No, but the whole thing about Lesco Torisas is that it's

Speaker 169 an American show business.

Speaker 57 It's a mystery show. It's very American.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 105 I think

Speaker 40 Wow Air makes me think of Wow chips.

Speaker 108 What are WOW chips?

Speaker 143 Delta Work explains this very well.

Speaker 99 Frito Lay used to have Wow chips

Speaker 40 in the 90s where it was not cooked with it was cooked with a different oil called Olestra

Speaker 172 and the oil would kind of slip through your entire digestive system.

Speaker 102 Oh my God.

Speaker 215 Your body would not absorb the oil.

Speaker 85 And so they were like healthy chips.

Speaker 36 But then you you

Speaker 133 spread out.

Speaker 151 You would take insane

Speaker 172 shits.

Speaker 204 There's no absorption at all.

Speaker 59 Oh.

Speaker 208 But you would have poisonous shits from oil.

Speaker 132 Did it say in the packaging, there's no absorption at all?

Speaker 210 I think they should have because people, because now they're, where are they now?

Speaker 21 People hated it.

Speaker 59 Oh, they hated it.

Speaker 71 Well, because they didn't, no, they would, if people loved it, they would be around still.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 23 Can you imagine a chip that you didn't have to digest?

Speaker 60 It's a chip that every single time you digest it, you have poisonous shits.

Speaker 239 So that won't work at all.

Speaker 70 At all.

Speaker 64 That's the trade-off.

Speaker 143 I mean, people

Speaker 204 hate poisonous shits more than they like non-digestive chips.

Speaker 60 But kudos to them for being so good that it was even a conversation there for a while.

Speaker 107 Yeah.

Speaker 171 Because you wouldn't even think that there is a conversation there.

Speaker 219 That's like an interesting show that has like one season.

Speaker 250 Before we let you go, one thing I realized is you actually and Taylor have another thing in common.

Speaker 279 I think you would would really, I know she really likes this word, and I think you would like this word.

Speaker 85 What is the word?

Speaker 81 Variant.

Speaker 84 Variant.

Speaker 132 The agent variant.

Speaker 100 Like, she puts out different variants in the finals.

Speaker 257 Now all the Swifties, which is millions of people.

Speaker 115 Use the word variant in everyday language.

Speaker 125 Like epidemiology terms, like variant, like a new strain.

Speaker 59 Yeah. Variant.

Speaker 153 And is it like

Speaker 59 medical pop?

Speaker 178 Variant. We haven't heard it yet.

Speaker 23 We don't know.

Speaker 93 We haven't heard it yet. We don't know.

Speaker 72 But she calls her different vinyls. Variants.
Different colors of vinyls, color theories, variants.

Speaker 232 And she is, we were thinking about you when she announced this era.

Speaker 179 It's Showgirls.

Speaker 203 It is her circus era.

Speaker 131 Literally. It's her.

Speaker 57 She has finally got her circus.

Speaker 121 Be careful.

Speaker 195 Don't stay there too long.

Speaker 142 No, I don't think she will.

Speaker 36 No, no. Okay.

Speaker 274 This is a quick little

Speaker 36 circus era.

Speaker 40 But there's the rumor rumor that she will be doing the Super Bowl and then the sphere in Vegas because it fits with the aesthetic of showgirls.

Speaker 67 And so therefore, what more of a circus literally than the sphere?

Speaker 97 It's a circle, which is the Latin word for circus.

Speaker 80 Wait, is the Super Bowl in Las Vegas this year?

Speaker 97 It is not in Las Vegas, but it is in another city where

Speaker 40 another hint from the New Heights podcast was like alluding to like the location where it would be like New Orleans or something.

Speaker 136 Because they were like, what have you been getting into lately?

Speaker 114 And she's like, sourdough bread.

Speaker 177 And she kept saying, I'm really into sourdough bread.

Speaker 3 I would say it occupies 60% of my time when I believe it's the 60th Super Bowl.

Speaker 242 And

Speaker 113 so that's- I'm sorry, what is the connection between sourdough bread and SB?

Speaker 177 Sourdough bread, Super Bowl.

Speaker 132 And these are intentional things that she does?

Speaker 64 Perhaps they are.

Speaker 85 We don't know yet. Okay.

Speaker 236 Everything is intentional.

Speaker 72 Until they're not. Until it's not.

Speaker 83 Until our projection loses power.

Speaker 191 Yeah.

Speaker 131 I mean, for all we know, she's like, what?

Speaker 117 I would actually kill to see you two in conversation.

Speaker 36 I'm not kidding.

Speaker 273 I think it would be really good.

Speaker 113 Two directors.

Speaker 77 Two directors. She's got something at Searchlight.

Speaker 69 Yeah.

Speaker 157 Does she? Yeah.

Speaker 122 Variant. A variant.

Speaker 132 Agent variant.

Speaker 202 Variant.

Speaker 49 What does Agent?

Speaker 239 How does Agent come in?

Speaker 174 I don't know.

Speaker 154 I imagine sort of like a

Speaker 169 bombshell, ultra-violet in that genre.

Speaker 78 Atomic blonde.

Speaker 164 Atomic blonde. Agent.
Yeah, not bombshell.

Speaker 159 No, no, no.

Speaker 192 Atomic blonde. Yeah, yeah.
Agent variant. Agent variant.

Speaker 175 I mean,

Speaker 175 Agent Orange.

Speaker 218 Interesting.

Speaker 92 Well,

Speaker 61 think about after this app.

Speaker 101 Color theories is running September 3rd through September 22nd.

Speaker 134 Performance Space NYC.

Speaker 71 22 chances.

Speaker 133 Your memory is so

Speaker 94 far on First Avenue, not off Broadway.

Speaker 289 We don't care for that.

Speaker 174 On First Avenue.

Speaker 273 We find it to be diminishing

Speaker 60 when you say we're off Broadway.

Speaker 131 I don't think it's diminishing. I just think it's

Speaker 55 silly. So silly.

Speaker 68 It's what those things say we do.

Speaker 62 We end every episode with a big song.

Speaker 282 Say

Speaker 57 it takes me away.

Speaker 149 Where are I going? This is a song by Christopher Cross.

Speaker 98 Greta used

Speaker 67 as a placeholder audio

Speaker 99 in a project.

Speaker 119 We'll tell you about it later.

Speaker 107 Titleman or Gerbling? Titleman.

Speaker 75 Titleman or Gerbin.

Speaker 57 Taste me away.

Speaker 36 I actually don't know any of the words.

Speaker 142 That's so good. I recognize it.

Speaker 93 This is a 2019 remaster.

Speaker 24 Check it out.

Speaker 231 Lost Colds Races.

Speaker 234 This is production by Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and iHeart Radio Podcasts.

Speaker 11 Created and hosted by Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang.

Speaker 30 Executive produced by Anna Hosnier and produced by Decor Ramos.

Speaker 263 Edited and mixed by Doug Bain.

Speaker 75 And our music is by Henry Kspirski.

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Speaker 297 I'm stressed.

Speaker 136 I got invited to a Friendsgiving and now there's the big question of what to bring.

Speaker 241 Well, just bring a bottle of Casamigos.

Speaker 8 Oh, Casamigos, of course.

Speaker 26 Nothing brings people together like a batch of Casamigos margaritas.

Speaker 180 A Casamigos margarita really is the perfect cocktail.

Speaker 272 Plus, Casamigos goes with everything.

Speaker 52 Turkey, stuffing, mac and cheese.

Speaker 118 Oh, I was thinking more cranberry juice or ginger beer, but that works too.

Speaker 258 Well, you know, the iconic rule of culture number 743.

Speaker 54 Anything goes with my Casamigos.

Speaker 139 This France giving, you know what everyone will be grateful for?

Speaker 227 Casamigos?

Speaker 182 I was going to say you and Casamigos.

Speaker 107 Oh,

Speaker 215 let's keep it in that order.

Speaker 258 Please drink responsibly.

Speaker 28 Imported by Casamigo Spirits Company, White Plains, New York. Casamigo Stequila, 40% alcohol by volume.

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