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Speaker 4 This is the last podcast on the left.

Speaker 4 Side stories?

Speaker 3 That's when the cannibalism started.

Speaker 4 Side stories. Yes.

Speaker 4 Well, I gotta say, buddy.

Speaker 4 A little disappointed. Yeah.
You backed out of your stripper promise. I'm honestly no showed the party and said no stripper is coming.
Listen, I did. Tootsie, I still had a decent time.

Speaker 4 I saw, I saw the pussy. You still had a decent time.
I had to go outside. I shaved a cat.
And she was fucking mad. She was like, what is this? No, I didn't mean to disappoint Tootsie.

Speaker 4 For those of you that don't know, last week we were discussing about how it was Tootsie's 17th birthday party. That's a dog.
It's a 1719 dog years. Yes, it's a dog, by the way.

Speaker 4 It's not a little girl that

Speaker 4 we were talking about this for. And we were talking about the name of the name.
Who named their daughter Tootsie?

Speaker 4 The big old person with the metal rod sticking out of the side of their head all right you never know yeah yeah voters

Speaker 4 I had a but I wanted to I wanted to get a stripper and I did go I have my guy Dominic Dominic was like he's my nest he's like my neighborhood naked guy okay and he was gonna go do that and I was like talking with him about it and he was totally down he was totally chill but then the next thing you know he did commit suicide by police officer oh so he could not be there Was he dressed as a stripper cop?

Speaker 4 Unfortunately, he was dressed as a sexy police officer, and then he was pulled over for reckless driving because he was a sexy, intoxicated police officer.

Speaker 4 And then in his actions, he was then murdered by internal affairs. By the yes.
Yes. Yeah, and not by a normal street.
No, it was just some other guy that didn't even want to deal with him.

Speaker 4 He was off duty. Yeah.

Speaker 4 When he had to shoot him in the head. No, that's not true.
I just fucked it up. I didn't do it.
But I will say. Tootsie's mad.

Speaker 4 I know. I know.
Tootsie's mad. I'll have to just wait six months before she's in the grave.
That's unfair. It is unfair, but it's probably true.
She's very sweet. And I love Tootsie.

Speaker 4 I can't believe every day I'm like, is today the day? She is, it's her and Jimmy Carter. Yeah, yeah.
Just continuing to,

Speaker 4 I guess God forgot about me.

Speaker 4 God must have forgot I was here.

Speaker 4 She has outlived everything that she's ever come in contact with. Dude, she's like, she was from Barack Obama's presidency.
Yeah. That's amazing.
Yeah, I know. It's truly unbelievable.
It's amazing.

Speaker 4 But I did receive many emails that I thought were so funny. Do you know? So you even got

Speaker 4 information from Stripper? No one was local.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 4 No one was local. Yeah, you can't be flying them in.
No, no, no, no. Not right now.
Okay. It's hard.
It's called trafficking. Yeah.
And it's a lot of, there's a lot of conference shoes.

Speaker 4 There's a lot of real people really thinking about this. Only fuck local.
That's it. That's how keep it.
Side stories. This is side stories.
I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. I'm Henry Zaprowski.

Speaker 4 How you doing?

Speaker 4 But I got several emails from exotic dancers of the male persuasion that they said, not only is it not hyper unusual to be asked to dance for a dog, but several of them have already danced for dogs.

Speaker 4 Oh, so we're not even original. No.
That they have walked into a room. They said largely did seem to be obviously an excuse for the women.
They didn't find out till they got there. Oh, no, no, no.

Speaker 4 They rolled in. Several of them walked in.
I feel like you got to say it ahead of time. There's a dog in a chair in the center of a bunch of horned-out cougars.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 And that dog is just sitting there and they're like, all right, it's Pepper's. It's Pepper's ninth birthday.
You got to dance for her.

Speaker 4 And then he's just getting, then this man is just getting groped by a whole pack of women. Dog, no interest.
Yeah. Do you know why? Because Because he wasn't smuggling pepperonis.

Speaker 4 Well, if you dangle, if you tie a treat to their penis and then have that and see if he can keep it, make his dick bounce.

Speaker 4 You know how they do the trick where they get hard and they make their dick bounce?

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we tie a treat to that and then make it bounce like that.
I mean, you could definitely get some interest. I feel like on some way, that's got to be demeaning to me.

Speaker 4 Put some eyeballs on your balls so we can look it in the eyes. Like a snake.
Like a funny cat. She likes to look you in the eyes, see right through you.
Tootsik creeps me out with that.

Speaker 4 And I do think that the dead-eyed stare that she would give to the stripper would have also creeped him out. Dance harder.

Speaker 4 You're getting no reaction. Dude, she doesn't like this.

Speaker 4 And then for a while, I actually just was wondering whether or not Tootsie was a lesbian. Tragic Mike.

Speaker 4 That was the guy I hired originally.

Speaker 4 Now he's dead. But yes, happy birthday, Tootsie.
I'm sorry that I was not there. Yeah.
Sorry.

Speaker 4 And I will, but it's not, I was just, I was fighting crime know what else you missed i had a i had a bunch of boys over to watch the uh tyson paul fight i went out it was like we did our show at serious xm and then i walked over it was great i dinner with matt servito we went we just

Speaker 4 we you know you know me with my my my hollywood connects yeah right it was me matt servito my wife

Speaker 4 Hottest party you could possibly imagine. We went down to the fucking Formosa.
They know me there. Yeah.
All I had to do was get a reservation.

Speaker 4 And then I walked right to my favorite table that they chose for us, and we had a fantastic time. But as we were leaving, I looked and I saw someone else was watching the fight on their phone.

Speaker 4 And I watched last five minutes on their phone. And I was completely correct.
Yeah. I called the whole thing.
It was.

Speaker 4 The fight we deserved. Oh, you know.

Speaker 4 Because I was so excited. I was so ready to go.
I wanted it so bad. You were very excited.

Speaker 4 I wanted to see Tyson fucking pummel this guy, but no, you can't fight at 58. Mike Tyson looked frightened of the people, and Jake Paul looked tired and dumb.

Speaker 4 It was, from what I've seen, one of the worst bouts of athleticism since me getting out of a tub.

Speaker 4 It really is like he is the, like, what we're, what we could expect from sports for the next couple years. It is just the future.
It is just going to be stunts. There is a term.
It's garbage.

Speaker 4 It's like

Speaker 4 unathletic people there's a term that is used in technology that is a funny internet term but it's real and it's what we are all in the middle of right now and it's called inshittification and the term is a funny thing of why things are built to fall apart specifically why phones only last two years and laptops only last three years and your car constantly breaks down they they built them to fall apart and we're just doing that with people now yeah you know and that's just what we we got going on then they're in charge yeah i say you know, but Tyson, you know, got 20 mil.

Speaker 4 He's good for the rest of his life.

Speaker 4 Good for him. You know? Because I was really worried about his money.
I was really, really worried if he was out of money or not.

Speaker 4 And then Jake Paul is just another just fucking absolutely talentless nothing person. Yeah.
At the end of the fight afterwards, when they're interviewing Jake Paul, he said that

Speaker 4 America is now in its moment of truth. Yes, right after he had a fake boxing match.
Yes, very much so. It's almost like people have lost lost the ability to be ironic and that satire is dead.

Speaker 4 But not here.

Speaker 4 Not on the last podcast on the left. No, no, no.
Absolutely not because we talk about only the most important topics like what are the most fuckable fish. Yes.

Speaker 4 And I'm not getting into this into a lot of detail because we got another pushback from the anti-bestiality crowd because they get upset. Yeah.
Because they don't want to hear about bestiality.

Speaker 4 It's just fish. It's fish.
It's just fish. But I'm just going to just quickly go through the fact that, yes, the number of people are going to be able to do that.
But there is that.

Speaker 4 I will say, we had more people send in what type of fish they want to fuck than more people tell us not to talk about.

Speaker 4 Not a single person emailed us about our status, about like, you did do a little bit of kerfluffle by saying something about how Jesus was an Israeli, but you meant an Israelit or some opposite fucking thing.

Speaker 4 It doesn't fuck out. It doesn't matter.
It's not real. We got less mail about that than we did about fish fucking and the what fishes they would fuck.
I mean it.

Speaker 4 Three dozen.

Speaker 4 And so the number one, I'm just for the sake of the, for the, the, the brave, mostly men that emailed, I want to say the number one fish is sturgeon. Yes.

Speaker 4 Yep. Yeah, two listeners voted for sturgeon, and I get it, man.
Because apparently they got inner teeth, but you could bypass them by sticking your dick in it.

Speaker 4 And they're long. I guess they're super long.

Speaker 4 They're the size of a human sometimes. But Eddie, let's try it.
Fresh water, too. You don't even got to smell salty.

Speaker 4 I just don't think that the guys that are fucking the mouth of this sturgeon have to worry about if their girth is going to exceed the mouth. Yes.
Because I feel that it is mostly... Oh, wow.

Speaker 4 I hate his face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, it's got lips. I'm looking at the shit.
I forgot. That's why they want to fuck it.
Yeah, because it has a mouth. I ain't really.
Because it actually has like...

Speaker 4 It sucks the bottom of the ocean, of the riverbed. Hey, and guess what? And that good.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you're going to suck the pebbles off a coral. You come over here and give my fucking coral a shit.
Oh, my God. You You know, you can put sturgeon on bagels.

Speaker 4 That's very good. You could put liquid shit on bagels if you want.
Ooh. I'm just saying anything can go on in a bagel.
I'm young. Any single substance can go on in bagels.

Speaker 4 So kissing gourami was another one. It's little fishes that kiss each other.
And they said main issue was stay away from largemouth bass because they would quite literally bite your penis off. Really?

Speaker 4 Yeah, because they got chompers. Pickle chompers.
Chompers. Really? I've put my hand in a mouth bath's mouth before.
They wouldn't bite your penis off. It might scratch you up a little bit.

Speaker 4 When's the last time you did that? When I was a child.

Speaker 4 They got spines. The fish whisperer on YouTube, he shows them he bleeds every single time he feeds one.
A bass? Yeah.

Speaker 4 They got little nippers. I mean, you know, you just reach right in there and fucking grab it.
This with your fingers, Eddie. What about your pink

Speaker 4 penis? I wish it was still pink. Yeah, I know.
Mine's kind of getting like gray. Oh, yeah, but no, it's turning into Eeyore down there.
I don't know why. I don't know who you are.

Speaker 4 I'm going to lose it and not care. I don't know who asked us about this.
I didn't answer about what color I wanted my penis to turn when I turned 40. And I should have been asked.

Speaker 4 And speaking of little bites, the Titanic, you said that the Titanic isn't going anywhere.

Speaker 4 Another update that's false because due to the bacterium, Halmonius titanicae, named after the boat, it's eating it. It's slowly but surely decaying rapidly.
Oh, we should go down and check it out.

Speaker 4 Go ahead. Yeah, you want to go on a little submarine adventure? It's a boat.
We've all seen it. All right, we've all seen it.
James Cameron made it a romantic again in a film. Yeah.
We've seen it.

Speaker 4 I don't care about the Titanic. There are really nice cruise ships that are like still floating on top of the water.
Totally operating. So I'm just going to go on those.
I'm going to deal with those.

Speaker 4 I'm sick of it. I hate the stupid Titanic.
It's stupid. And another update that was immediate that was Rob called it.

Speaker 4 We talked about last week in South Carolina breakout of a series of like little test monkeys, Cappuchen monkeys.

Speaker 4 What was the other one? Macaque. Macaque.
And they got out. It was like, there's still about 12 unaccounted for, but

Speaker 4 almost like clockwork, Bigfoot sightings increased in the area just immediately. People were like, no idea that the news, they never looked up monkey escape.
They didn't

Speaker 4 matter. People see rustling in the woods.
They think Bigfoot because they don't have any imagination. They don't understand.

Speaker 4 It could be a bunch of guys on the down low, six to nine in each other, but underneath a bunch of ferns. Oh, that's my first thought.

Speaker 4 Nothing is Bigfoot. I just assume it's two grown businessmen having sex with each other.
No condoms. No condoms, but they're hairy, like you.
No, not necessarily.

Speaker 4 I think one would be hairy and one would be slippery like an eel. And

Speaker 4 go back and forth. I know sometimes Harry's on hairy, but I feel like Harry probably going to use a slick boy.

Speaker 4 Right? Side stories, L-P-O-T-L-Agmail.com. Are you hairy and do you prefer a slick boy? And when you are, when two hairs are together, do you have to make you both slick and hairy?

Speaker 4 Harry, also the name of the most famous Bigfoot.

Speaker 4 Harry and Henderson's. Well, he wasn't real.

Speaker 4 Patty is technically the most famous Bigfoot. That was according to the Patterson footage of the Bigfoot.
That's what you're saying. That's not real.
That was real. Oh, yeah? There's musculature.

Speaker 4 Oh, okay. If you look at Patty.

Speaker 4 Yeah. This is right here.
You see this

Speaker 4 press.

Speaker 4 That's a man.

Speaker 4 He has breasts. Those are man tits.
Yeah. Right? As they should be.
But if you look at it, move, can we show a video of it just so we can see it again? I've seen this video a million times.

Speaker 4 No, you haven't. No, obviously not recently.
I mean, Harry and the Hendersons was truly one of the great films of our generation. It was, but the Patterson.
Golan film actually

Speaker 4 is

Speaker 4 the actual first footage and most important footage of the Bigfoot. As you can see, there's musculature in the back.

Speaker 4 It's walking too easily. There's a lot of people that can walk easily.

Speaker 4 This is a younger Bigfoot. And you said people, by the way.
Yes, but this is Bigfoot. Bigfoot's between people and animal.
Yeah, but this is too much. You can almost see the sneaker.

Speaker 4 No, you can't see the sneaker. That's a full food.
There's muscleature. No, man, that ain't no problem.
This has both been debunked and bunked. This has been bunked and debunked again and again.

Speaker 4 It's just like, it's been debunked. And then the guys said that they came out and they said they wore a suit, but then they recanted and they said that it never happened.

Speaker 4 And then now there are more and more people saying recently that the Patterson Gimlin footage actually is pretty legit. It can't be.
It's stabilized. Look at that.
that. Look how it's walking.

Speaker 4 No human can walk like that. All humans walk like that.
Only ones that look like Bigfoot.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 4 I just think it's fascinating. I'm just saying that's

Speaker 4 the most famous Bigfoot. I don't know.
I think Harry's more famous. Side stories LPOTL at gmail.com.
Who's the better baby? Harry's definitely the better Bigfoot. Also, yes, sure.

Speaker 4 Yeah, the more fun one. We haven't heard from Patty.
We don't know if Patty's funny. No, Patty's a piece of shit.
Yeah. You know,

Speaker 4 that I'll agree with. Yeah.
Now, one thing we'll say about Roman sexuality that we covered a little bit. Do you know the Romans? How much do you think a

Speaker 4 Bigfoot vagina weighs? Like if you cut it out of her? Yeah.

Speaker 4 Like eight pounds, ten pounds?

Speaker 4 What's all

Speaker 4 Bigfoot? How much does a Bigfoot weigh? 600 pounds, 500 pounds? A cow is like 1,200, right? And so a Bigfoot has to be like at least 500 pounds. It's like they say 800 pounds.
800 pounds.

Speaker 4 That's a lot of meat. It's a lot of meat, but that's a lot of skeleton and that's meat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't know if pussy meat is normally

Speaker 4 the biggest factor to the body weight. If it's 20 pounds, I'm going to say

Speaker 4 20 pounds. 20 pounds, I think.

Speaker 4 If it's 800 pounds, I think 20 of it's pussy. You know what? I'd vote for her for president.
Oh, absolutely. I'd vote for anybody at this point.
I can't wait to vote next week. Oh, yeah, me too.

Speaker 4 Big election next week.

Speaker 4 If you're in line now with the polls,

Speaker 4 stay in line. Stay in line.

Speaker 4 Stay in line.

Speaker 4 You vote. They have to let you They have to let you vote.

Speaker 4 That's so fucking stupid.

Speaker 4 So here we go. So

Speaker 4 this is a bit of a response. Another update on Roman sexuality.
We talk about how gayness doesn't exist, but actually there was a form of it.

Speaker 4 They did say that apparently oral sex, even though we talked about people getting their dick sucked since the old days, in the Roman eras, they viewed it disparagingly because they thought it made your breath bad.

Speaker 4 Really? They cared about breath? Oh, yeah. They said it caused bad breath.
They also said they don't really care about you having sex with a man as long as you're at the top.

Speaker 4 Because being a bottom is bad. But most of the power thing.
Yes, but most people were bottoms. It just wasn't really discussed.
Okay. Yep.

Speaker 4 Yeah. And the idea of it was considered gay to go down on a woman because it was you were penetrating the woman with your tongue.
According to them.

Speaker 4 And I think that that's wrong. I think it's super straight.
Absolutely. Calinctor is what it was called.
Calinctor. Yeah, you like it so much, you go down.

Speaker 4 Yes, it is. Yeah, you get up in there.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's not just for penises anymore. But that's why we change things.
All right. That's why we flip them.
So, those are the updates from today.

Speaker 4 There's a lot. Now, there was a bunch I was saving for next week because next week we have a very special episode of Last Podcast and Love Coming Your Way.

Speaker 4 So there's a bunch that I'm saving that I'm certain a lot of people are wondering why am I not covering the UAP congressional hearing and why am I not talking about George Knapp's new show and why am I not talking about the a lot of like your silence is deafening Henry oh I know my silence is more deafening than a lot of people's noise absolutely just by my body noises itself when I could just sit here I make noise as I sit I sound like a rice maker you know I sound like a tea kettle yeah

Speaker 4 ready to go yeah and uh but we are saving it for next week. Okay.
I'm going to go into it a bit deeper. All right.
So people can understand. Okay, good, good.
Deeper Deeper as in the ocean? Yes.

Speaker 4 Because I learned about that this week. You're right.
Yeah. Yes, yes.
You've been watching George Knapp. He's been watching Investigate Aliens.
They have been watching it. We're going to do it.

Speaker 4 We're going to be talking about it in depth next week. The Gulf of Mexico.
That's their favorite place to relax. It's fit.
Listen, because they have no bathrooms. No fucking waves.
Of course. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Chill. Oh, yeah.
Also, just so you know, the woman, the young lady, the Gersimron Kaur, that was cooked to death in the Halifax Walmart, was found out. He was not murdered.
Okay.

Speaker 4 I believe it was not suspicious. But no, nothing else on that.
Nothing else on that. No, no.
Probably never again, too. Nah.
Never. Also, Andrew Zbrevik.
Oh, our favorite guy. What happened?

Speaker 4 What's he doing? He is going up for parole for the second time. So now he's going in there.
I think he's got a real shot. They love him.

Speaker 4 Oh, they love him. And they definitely, they're going to love the fact that he has...

Speaker 4 He has shaved a Z into the side of his head, which is a new pro-fascist Russia symbol. The Z? Then the Z, which is two sevens next to each other because it's been 77 years since World War II.

Speaker 4 A Z is two sevens? That's what they do. That's a thing that they did.
It's two sevens touching tips. Oh, okay.
I see. I see.

Speaker 4 So that's what they make it a Z and it's apparently all over Russia right now. And Andrew's Brave.
77 is what? It's 77 years since World War II ended.

Speaker 4 Oh, so we only got to deal with the Z thing for a year. I don't know what it doesn't matter.
It's all fucking stupid. And he's a moron, and he's not going anywhere.
Have fun in jail, Andrews Bravik.

Speaker 4 Yes, it's not a good. He's not even a good looking.
He is having fun in jail. He like is having fun in jail.
He sits in his fucking apartment. He plays his PS5.
He's loving life. Fuck you.

Speaker 4 Go go fuck yourself. I hope you have diarrhea today, Andrew Spravik.
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Speaker 4 diarrhea. And I'm like, you're welcome.
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Speaker 4 All right, so this is one of my favorite stories of this week. Now, there's a lot of stuff zips up and around,

Speaker 4 but I think the one that is the most interesting to me is

Speaker 4 people

Speaker 4 really think that you're going to get away with insurance fraud. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 And we've said this multiple times on the show. It is so difficult

Speaker 4 to get your money when you need it. and when you deserve it legally that why do you think that insurance fraud is going to be any easier?

Speaker 4 it's not their detectives are better than the police detectives they are looking actively yeah and this is one of the dumbest slash funniest versions of this that i've ever seen now this four were arrested four were arrested in california car insurance scam uh they these morons uh decided to fake being a bear

Speaker 4 fuck up their own car

Speaker 4 and then try to use the footage of that to prove that a bear was in their car. Insurance agents weren't having it.

Speaker 4 Los Angeles area residents, Ruben Tomrazian, Ararat Shirkananian, Vahi Murhad Kayanian, and Alfia Zuckerman.

Speaker 4 They were charged with insurance fraud and conspiracy in connection to the reported scam from the Department of Insurance. Now, they entered.
How are four people involved in one insurance scam?

Speaker 4 Because, you know what? I don't know.

Speaker 4 That's crazy. I think it's because one got the costume.
One did, like, they all put together, and I guess it was multiple vehicles as well.

Speaker 4 And the footage that we're going to see and go over right now came from one of their Rolls-Royce's ghosts, which is a nice car. Yeah, 2010 Rolls-Royce.
Yes, all the time.

Speaker 4 It just shows like he bought it and he didn't have the money for it. So now he's trying to figure out how to have it.
Very much so.

Speaker 4 The suspects also provided video footage to the insurance company, which showed the quote-unquote alleged bear in the vehicle.

Speaker 4 Now, if you look at the stuff, state biologists immediately determined it it was clearly a human in a bear suit. But we'll watch it and see what you think.

Speaker 4 The detectives found two more insurance claims with two different insurance companies from the suspects with the same date of loss in the same location.

Speaker 4 Each claim involved two vehicles, a 2015 Mercedes, a 2022 Mercedes, and suspects also alleged used the bear costume to make it look like a bear also and entered and damaged those vehicles.

Speaker 4 You got to go after a Toyota. What they did was

Speaker 4 that's why there was four guys. They thought that this was smart.
They parked all four of their shitty cars in the same parking lot.

Speaker 4 And then I guess drew straws to figure out who was gonna be the bear They then bought a high-level bear costume and then they decided well like we'll just get them all in one go and to say that it was a bear serial car slashening, which I've never heard of

Speaker 4 before or since. Yeah, but I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong. When I was in Gatlinburg staying overnight, they they made sure that we locked the doors to our car because the bears break into the cars.

Speaker 4 They know how to open the doors. Oh, yeah, and they sleep.
And so let's just look at this footage. So this is the footage outside of the 2010 Rolls-Royce ghost.

Speaker 4 This is what they submitted to insurance to say, look,

Speaker 4 look at this bear. I can't even believe it.
I'm ready to believe. I'll tell you that, Mike.
Here we go. Oh, I see the light, the cabin light of the car turn on.
Okay. You see a

Speaker 4 I mean, so far, I kind of believe it. So far, it's just a bear.
You don't see it get in.

Speaker 4 Now it's in there. It is very much.
And now he's just turning around. Yeah, that is just, he's turning around.
Yeah, I'll get a bear fit into the car at this size. I would have some people.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 they did a good job, like, because of the roof. You know, it's blocking a good size.
But you notice they're moving the camera to try to catch it. Right? So they're trying to catch this bear.

Speaker 4 What did he even do? He's just like

Speaker 4 inside. Yeah.
You got to shake the car more. Yeah, shake the car.
What is he even going for? He's not doing anything. He's just like, he's turning the radio on and off.

Speaker 4 He's probably the most bear-like of them.

Speaker 4 And how insulting is that? And like, well, Arifia, you're fucking, you're the fat one. You're the fattest of all of us, Arifia.
I don't know if I can get you, but it sounds like a chilling.

Speaker 4 You can't even fuck the car

Speaker 4 that much. Look at how bad they are.
They barely fucked up the car.

Speaker 4 The claw marks on it are so stupid. They are so uniform.
They were done literally almost to almost not fully ruin it. They just got re they wanted to get the fucking interior redone.

Speaker 4 Now, this is the same,

Speaker 4 look at Eddie, same camera. This is on the Mercedes.

Speaker 4 I don't understand. So they have to say they just switched cars? Yep.
He parked a new car on the same spot, and then they have this person, obviously in a bear suit. Look at the way it's feeling.

Speaker 4 Like, it's just feeling around. Yeah, yeah, it's opening the glove department.
You could tell they're like, all right, now bear it up in there. And he's like, what do you want me to do?

Speaker 4 What do you mean, mean, bear it? Tie me in the trunk. Shoot your scat.

Speaker 4 Take a shit. Shoot your scat.

Speaker 4 I don't know if my scat. I mean, my scat is very much my scat, you know? I don't know if it's going to look like people's

Speaker 4 scat in there. Skip it to that.
It's just

Speaker 4 you got to rip up this shit more than that. It is so stupid.
They are just slightly scratched. All of the walls, the interiors are lightly scratched.

Speaker 4 This is, how many, this is the second, is this the second week in the row, or maybe third week in a row we've even brought up people framing bears? Keeps happening. What is going on here?

Speaker 4 What are the living fucking? This fucking anti-bear world that we're trying to live in right now is fucked up. I thought that bears were one of the ones that everybody loved.

Speaker 4 People love bears. Look at next car.

Speaker 4 Same thing.

Speaker 4 Just the bear. Just the bear going in the fucking car.

Speaker 4 Man.

Speaker 4 So stupid. So they are all probably going to go to jail.
Yeah. They are that that they these this trip this quick let's call them a quartet of idiots are gonna go straight to jail.

Speaker 4 I wonder how much time they get. Can I tell you my favorite bear got killed? Did we talk about this on the show? I don't know.
399? Yes. Yes, we did.

Speaker 4 God, I'm just still broken up about it. It's hard, man.
Yeah, I'm still thinking about it. This, God, these assholes.
This bear suits. This is why

Speaker 4 great bears like 399 go down is because of this anti-bear fucking rhetoric that's being passed on by these fucking people. It's just not even a very good bear suit.
I mean, it looks pretty cool.

Speaker 4 I mean, but look at the Patterson Gimlet footage, right? If you look at that footage, it is proper musculature. And that's, yeah, that's proper musculature.
60s, right? Yep. See?

Speaker 4 Well, that was also like, you know, remember, that was around when the, you know, 2001 was coming around, when they were making that and stuff like that. Yeah, when we faked the moonlander.

Speaker 4 There were some really good monkey suits in that, too. Yeah, there was a lot of stuff going on there, man.

Speaker 4 They just took it from Stanley Kubrick, man, because he had to fake the footage because fucking, what's his name? You know, I'm talking about farted on the camera.

Speaker 4 Oh, so you think that they did go to the moon and Neil Armstrong farted, so they had Stanley Kubrick reshoot it all? Yeah. I mean, that's kind of the best theory I've heard.

Speaker 4 I can see him farting all over and going, oh, my bad, y'all. Yeah, it's all that space ice.

Speaker 4 Damn,

Speaker 4 I should have been watching my cheese intake, y'all. It's me, Neil Armstrong.
Do you know that that's what he sounded like? Yeah, no one really knows.

Speaker 4 If you actually listen to the quote, be like, one small step for man. Woo!

Speaker 4 Woo-hoo-child leap for mankind. Amen.

Speaker 4 I love Neil Armstrong. He was a funny guy, man.
And Chubby Checker. Yeah, and he was great at

Speaker 4 the trumpet.

Speaker 4 God, he was good at the trumpet. God, I loved him.

Speaker 4 His jazz standards could not be duplicated.

Speaker 4 We have that. We have.
All right, what do we got here? We got...

Speaker 4 Oh, I got one story.

Speaker 4 It's an old one, but I never heard of it, and

Speaker 4 I wanted to talk about it on the show.

Speaker 4 In South Korea. Oh, okay.
Yeah, we'll jump right into this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
In South Korea, there is a VR. This happened like four years ago.
Yes, but this is no existing.

Speaker 4 Yeah, we just learned about it now. There is a VR that could reunite you with your dead child.
Now, it sounded like they did this as a way for this. A nice thing they did for this woman.

Speaker 4 It was like a specific company that did this like i guess it was an experiment in

Speaker 4 the digital imagery this was like during this from four years ago yeah and it was changung was the mother that was the name of the woman and they it was from the was that the south korean broadcaster mbc were the ones that did the actual documentary the documentary this all came from a documentary called meeting you which was this idea of like it's the the goal was to what in what way can vr you know be good for society you you know who directed the documentary who Kim Jong-woo

Speaker 4 is that his like fun cousin that's the name of the director wow yeah so there you go it sounds like it's his fun cousin who

Speaker 4 he reviews roller coasters not only so not only did they digitally recreate the daughter and her voice she died at seven years old um but they also recreated their favorite park now and so like so the kid kind of like appears from behind a bush and then, like, starts talking to the mom.

Speaker 4 Yes. Now, I just want to, let's watch some of the footage, the video footage, because they filmed all this, and it's just like,

Speaker 4 I don't know how I feel because I don't. I mean, I hate it.
I just don't know if it's a good idea. It definitely doesn't help.
No, I don't know. Some people like it.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 Let's listen to some of this footage. All right.

Speaker 4 So, this is this woman. She's lost in a green screen room with the big VR helmet on.
She's going, where are you? Here comes her dead daughter.

Speaker 4 She's haunting. Yeah.
She looks like a character from Red Dead Redemption 2. Mom, where have you been? Have you been thinking of me? She says, no, I hate you.
I haven't missed you at all.

Speaker 4 No, she's crying.

Speaker 4 And now she's trying to touch your face. She can't.
But she can't because it's digital. And her hands are just going through the digital reproduction.

Speaker 4 Of this wide-eyed

Speaker 4 cartoon version of her daughter just kind of like hovering like a Street Fighter character waiting to be chosen.

Speaker 4 Like, this isn't helping you, lady.

Speaker 4 Certainly not.

Speaker 4 The woman said that she would have, you know, it was nice to be reconnected with her daughter. She wasn't, though.

Speaker 4 But

Speaker 4 she said that it was sad that her daughter was still just seven. You see,

Speaker 4 instead of like, we're at the age she should have been. So they wanted to grow her up hot? Well, I mean, she would have been 11.
Oh.

Speaker 4 So,

Speaker 4 but it would have been nice to have seen her grow at at all.

Speaker 4 Honestly, you could have popped her up to 22, 23. Yeah, yeah, invite some other guys in the future.
Yeah, you know what I mean? Make her stripper

Speaker 4 in the virtual world, right?

Speaker 4 This is honestly, I'm only joking.

Speaker 4 They gave her a frozen little purse. Where does it stop? Because I think that you just, that's what we're going to do.
Like, look at this. They took this child's body, right?

Speaker 4 So they took a child's body. They took a normal child, like a regular child, and they put them in like a

Speaker 4 VR, like,

Speaker 4 it's a camera bank, like a cylinder of cameras. It looks terrifying.
It looks like total recall.

Speaker 4 They did this to a child that then they sub the head on to put her dead daughter's head on it and so that she can go wave her hands at it.

Speaker 4 But it doesn't really do much motion besides come out from behind this, what looks to be a box of ammunition. It looks like a park fallout.
Terrifying. Yeah, this looks like this.

Speaker 4 This park notes terrifying. There's trash everywhere.
This whole thing is horrifying. Yes.
This whole thing is just like,

Speaker 4 I think this would be okay if it was photorealistic and not like a weird like Polar Express style cartoon. I was going to say I think it'd be okay if it was like reuniting you with a dog.

Speaker 4 Oh, wow. You know, if like it was like your childhood dog or something that you wanted to hang out with again.
And I think I think that would be a little better than a human being.

Speaker 4 I think that we need a better relationship with death overall. Yeah.
And we need to understand it's a part of life and it's nice. I should put Tootsie in the little VR thing.
We can do it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 We can have it forever. Yeah.
And so, yeah, so I wonder how long it would take to get the horn on her head. Absolutely.
That'd be cool.

Speaker 4 Yeah, we put her in there and then what we'll do is and then we can turn her as well. What we do is a couple.
So first, yes, obviously you have a little kid here on this body double.

Speaker 4 We're going to do this. Then again, 23-year-old stripper, put her in there.
Do the same thing. Put the kid's head on that.
Put Tootsie's head on that. Yes.
Right?

Speaker 4 Because then what we can do is it can go from yen, you hang out with Tootsie. Talk about emotions.
It's nice to see be hanging out with Tootsie.

Speaker 4 Next thing you know, you can pop some great tits on her. Yeah.
Pop a huge rack on her. Pop a good button dick on her.
The moment you get sick of looking at Tootsie,

Speaker 4 Tootsie. Boom.
Exactly. And then guess what you also could do with it, man?

Speaker 4 Dicks and Tits. Yeah.
You could do butts and buttons. You could do pussies and tits.
Twenty dicks. Internet pussies.

Speaker 4 Make a whole human out of dicks and pussies. This is what we're saying is when does the technology end? Yeah, that's actually a great idea for a movie monster, but that's just, you know, too friendly.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Oh, this is fuck you to death.
Oh, spiders. It's so good to see you again.
Get out of here. Quit tempting me with your five delicious butts.
Oh, Henry. No, please.

Speaker 4 Oh, please see the inside of me. No, I'm so dehydrated from coming.

Speaker 4 I'm trying to guess which pussy is queefing.

Speaker 4 It's a second or right one. Wow!

Speaker 4 Wow.

Speaker 4 All right. I know because the right one is where I'm getting the juice spray from.

Speaker 4 Well, that's your ass. I know that's ass.

Speaker 4 I know that's ass.

Speaker 4 It is great. I don't know if people are going to find that funny.
I just think it's funny to have people crying at a bunch of cartoon daughters of yours because that's not seeing her again.

Speaker 4 And I know it.

Speaker 4 I feel like it's obviously very complicated. It's emotional.
It's upset. People get upset.
People get upset about it. But it's so ridiculous.
I'm very sorry this woman's daughter died.

Speaker 4 I'm very sorry that happened to her, and they're going through a lot, but this is crazy. You know, if you're going to fucking do this, know that we have to.
It just does it really help.

Speaker 4 Like, does it help? Or is not acknowledging that they've passed on in other ways or while they're alive?

Speaker 4 I know that technically the baby, the daughter died very quickly of blood-based diseases, which I thought what all diseases were. Yeah.
But she definitely got like,

Speaker 4 she was, died very quickly. And it's very sad.
But still, I don't know if this, I mean, but I'm not yucking your yum.

Speaker 4 Yeah. And if this is what you want, then I guess you can have it.
I don't know if it's going to make you feel better.

Speaker 4 Do you remember the one where they had when Kanye West paid for Kim Kardashian to get the hologram of her father? No. Yeah, you should have looked that up.

Speaker 4 He had a hologram made of her father that showed up at her birthday party. What did it say? Not guilty?

Speaker 4 I watched my wife fuck OJ and make you. Oh, yeah.
This is Kanye West kid. Kanye got one done.
Like his mom would have the full

Speaker 4 crazy rack that she was trying to get when she passed away. I would expect no less.

Speaker 4 See, isn't this nice that she got to see her dead father talk to her in cartoon fashion? God damn. If Julie is like, I got you something for Christmas

Speaker 4 and it was my mom's ghost like dancing around the Christmas tree, I'd be pretty upset. Buy me a leather bag next time.

Speaker 4 Buy me, there's so many things

Speaker 4 that can be purchased. Buy this in weed.
Whatever amount of money you spent.

Speaker 4 Put it all towards weed. I'll be so happy.
That's a gift. I can't believe I never heard of this.
You do not see this? Yeah. And he sings her a song and stuff.
It is frightening.

Speaker 4 It is truly, truly frightening. And honestly, I don't think it helped their marriage.

Speaker 6 So proud of the woman that you've become, Kimberly, and all that you've accomplished. All of your hard work and all the businesses you have built are incredible.

Speaker 6 But most impressive is your commitment to become a lawyer and carry on my legacy. She has it.
It's a long and a hard work.

Speaker 4 And she definitely hasn't. No, that's really sad.
That probably costs like, it costs like several hundred thousand dollars to do. Wow.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 That's amazing. Yeah, it's fucking too much.
Too much money for something that's extremely sad and fucked up. Is there, who would be your hologram that you would want? L.
Ron Hubbard. L.
Ron Hubbard.

Speaker 4 But the problem again is that. That has to exist already.
Oh, yeah. But again, it's the issue with it is that it's not thinking on its own.
You have to write a script for it.

Speaker 4 So it's not like it's coming out and like actually saying anything that would be in the mind of the hologram you want to talk to. I saw a Ronald Reagan hologram at the Reagan library.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he had more function than the president when he was alive. It did look like

Speaker 4 it had Alzheimer's. Yeah.
Oh, well, that's fun. See, that's fun.
I like that.

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Speaker 4 All right, we got this. This isn't one last story that I want to talk about here that is like horrifying to me.
I know a lot of our listeners, we have a lot of bug people in the audience. I like bugs.

Speaker 4 Which is fine. People like bugs.

Speaker 4 People keep spiders, but this is fucked up. I don't know.
I actually have bugs in my house, but I like their existence.

Speaker 4 I will do want to know, side stories, L P O T L A Gmail.com, those that do get exotic spiders, how do you get them? Like,

Speaker 4 in what way? Like, where do you... There's all sites and stuff.
I can buy weird fish from all over the world. But how do you know if it's legit and not from somebody like this?

Speaker 4 This story is ridiculous. This guy, a man was stopped.
He was a smuggler. Okay.

Speaker 4 He was in Peru, and he was at the Lima, he was at Jorge Chavez International Airport, and he was stopped because the man, he was a 28-year-old South Korean man, who was smuggling 320 tarantulas, 110 centipedes, and nine bullet ants in his jacket and pants.

Speaker 4 That's dangerous. He had put them all, and they said they had to bring him, they had to stop him because his jacket and pants were squirming.
I'd be so mad

Speaker 4 if he got through, and then you have to sit next to him from a flight from Peru to New York City. I don't care if you do it in a U-Haul.
I don't care if you put it in the bottom of a fucking trunk.

Speaker 4 But the idea of you being in the cabin with me strapped with hungry

Speaker 4 centipedes. Because I like spiders.
I like spiders. Yeah, but you're not hanging with them.
But I would.

Speaker 4 You don't kill a spider for the house? No, Natalie won't let me, but I do keep spiders that alive that are crucial. Spiders.
Oh, so you don't kill the spiders in your house?

Speaker 4 I essentially do a means of almost like a form of cutthroat late stage capitalism with the spiders in my home, which is I look for closers.

Speaker 4 So if a spider's got a big web and a lot of flies on it, I leave it. But if a new spider shows up, I knock it out.
How many flies are in your house?

Speaker 4 We get a lot of flies in the house because they all come up from the ground. You got to put bleach down your drains.

Speaker 4 What am I trying to make them white? No, you're trying to kill them. That's where they live.
They live in the drains, man. They live outside.
They fucking live inside.

Speaker 4 But I think sometimes they live with the walls. Sometimes, but they mostly live in the drains.
I'll try it. This is a kitchen thing.
The only thing I got is is bleach down the drains.

Speaker 4 The flies come in from outside. I know that.
Yeah. Because we don't have a screen door.
Okay.

Speaker 4 But they also live in the drains. And so it was less than any pour bleach down your drains.
Rob, you used to be a plumber. Is that true?

Speaker 4 Not really. Yeah, do you really put bleach? Should you put bleach down the drains? They can grow, like they can form in your kitchen.
Yeah, they can form in your drains.

Speaker 4 Yes, and especially if you don't hit the fucking disposal button as often as you should. I always do.

Speaker 4 I'm telling you, pour bleach down your drains. You're going to see you're going to see less flies.
In your kitchen yes. In the kitchen sink, you can do it.
Yeah, it doesn't matter in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 I'm just saying. There's water traps and everything else.
There's water traps. Okay.
Yes. Got it.
I'm just asking Rob because Rob knows. Rob is a plumber.
Rob is a plumber.

Speaker 4 But I know I also have a food handler's license

Speaker 4 that we had to fucking do. I forgot.
Yes.

Speaker 4 I forgot that you had that as well. Well, it doesn't matter because this guy did none of it.
He told that and he took it as an opportunity.

Speaker 4 He strapped these shits to his body and they took them all out.

Speaker 4 Is that the size of them? Those are the size of the tarantulas that were in the future. What did he think he was going to do? They're like two pounds each.
Yeah, dude.

Speaker 4 He was crinkling and a crackling, walking into the thing. He was surrounded by spiders.
They actually did a really good job of saving the spiders

Speaker 4 because

Speaker 4 people love tarantulas. Test them for rabies.
Give them the same treatment the squirrel got. That squirrel, technically, it was sad.
It is sad what happened to that squirrel. Yes.
It is quite sad.

Speaker 4 We're still on it. I think it's a good idea.
But

Speaker 4 it scares the shit out of me. Tarantulas don't, they bite, but it's not, not, you won't get that fucked up from it, apparently.
No, and they can be, I wouldn't go as far as to say they're cute.

Speaker 4 I just think that spiders are extremely interesting. Are these all dead ones? No, those are alive.

Speaker 4 The ones in the bag? Some of them are dead. I think some of them might not be doing well.
They might be asleep. Man, I think tarantulas are fucking awesome.
Yeah, they are awesome.

Speaker 4 Although, I do live by the mantra that you shouldn't be able to shave a spider.

Speaker 4 You know, like, it is got a thick coat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's got, you know, why is it staying warm? What's it doing there?

Speaker 4 I think it helps it it sense its environment and then it helps things stick to it man

Speaker 4 that's why i have my hairs oh yeah you can see when something's getting close oh i know exactly how any how large and wide any tube is that's how you find natalie yep that's the only way she'd know i flushed it out i did like a

Speaker 4 i poofed it out like i was an amazon bird

Speaker 4 um i think that we got we have stories that we're saving for this week for a very special show in humboldt county we have a live show in Humboldt. I'm so excited.
It's going to be this Saturday

Speaker 4 hosted by Billy Wayne Davis, and it's going to be Henry and I doing side stories. That's Saturday, November 23rd, 8 p.m.
at the Mattiel Community Center in Redway, California. We're going to have

Speaker 4 Humboldt, but it's technically... Redway.

Speaker 4 That's the town. We are in the Humboldt County.
To have a blast. Yes, as long as the bomb cyclone doesn't fucking kill us.

Speaker 4 If there is a bomb cyclone, we will be moving the show.

Speaker 4 But if not, we will be apparently the bomb cyclone's over on Friday, so we should find out. We should be fine.

Speaker 4 We should be fine. Also,

Speaker 4 I'm not flying in that small plane that we're in through a fucking cyclone. No, there's only certain planes.
Literally, we have to turn the propeller ourselves before we go inside. Oh, yes.

Speaker 4 But the Classy Night Out almost sold out already. You believe that? Dude, come check it out.
I'm so excited for this show. We're going to have a lot of special guests in town for Christmastime.
Yes.

Speaker 4 Check it out at the Masonic Lodge December 21st. We are large and in charge.
Yeah, and some of your LPN favorites will be there. Jackie Zabrowski, Amber Nelson, and Sina Gaznavi.

Speaker 4 We're going to have a great time. And then

Speaker 4 also, I want to say on December 12th is going to be the next Hoopagugoo game.

Speaker 4 HGX2. I'm so excited for that.
That's going to be on the Twitch channel. That's twitch.tv LPN TV.

Speaker 4 I can't wait. 6 p.m.
Pacific, 9 p.m. Eastern.
I fucking love this Hoopa Gugu game. I do too.
It's so great. We all do.
Everybody loves it. And Good Pud Live is also tomorrow, this Thursday.

Speaker 4 We are doing live 6 p.m. We're having a bit of a Thanksgiving pud.
Really? Oh, yeah, buddy. Cranberry sauce? Whole spread.
Fuck. That's already a pudding, sort of.
It's a gel. It's a gel.
It's jello.

Speaker 4 It's jello. Yeah.
It's a pudding. And how do you feel about jello? I think it's gross.
Yeah?

Speaker 4 What has more animal parts in it, jell-o or pudding? Because pudding's got milk. Pudding, because it's also got gelatin.
Yeah. Oh, okay, good.
So pudding's superior. Oh, yeah.
Oh, very much so.

Speaker 4 Make sure you live every day knowing that you got a fucking almost full meal of pudding ahead of you.

Speaker 4 And you are going to love the fact that your stomach is going to hurt because you will be chasing it with wine or tequila. All right, because that's how you do good pudding.

Speaker 4 And that's how people like it because we do good pud. Why? Because it makes people laugh.
You know, it would be a good pudding. Just probably already exists.
Key lime pie.

Speaker 4 I mean, that would be delicious. Yeah, that'd be actually really nice.
Yeah, but that's what we're going for, Eddie.

Speaker 4 You want savory puddings. We want savory puddings.
We're in the savory pudding space. The goal is to create the entree pudding.
The entree pudding. This is the entree pudding.

Speaker 4 This is the thing when you and Jackie eventually lose your teeth.

Speaker 4 No, I'm not.

Speaker 4 No, I want it with teeth. You want it with teeth? Yeah, dude, of course.
Sometimes some puddings kind of have a chew to them. How about shrimp scampy? I would love that.
Shrimp scampy pudding.

Speaker 4 Absolutely. Of course.
I'm going to write that down immediately. I love shrimp scampi pudding.
Yeah, I think that would be a really good one.

Speaker 4 I also like we had recently the deviled egg pudding that we had was amazing. Oh, I actually tried a little bit of that, and it was amazing, right? Yeah, I really enjoyed that actually.

Speaker 4 Surprise, you'd think you wouldn't, but I love my deviled eggs though. Me too.
I mean, it's all mayonnaise. Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 4 fucking what I do.

Speaker 4 It's just if you put a bunch of mayonnaise in a cup and you call it pudding, is it pudding or is it mayonnaise? If you're eating it and calling it pudding, that's called the power of magic.

Speaker 4 Go to patreon.com/slash last podcast and left to pay to watch us talk. Yeah, and we have a good time on there.
Go check out all the BTS.

Speaker 4 We got the reading lists. We got all this episodes.
It's great. Also, every side stories comes out twice on YouTube.
Once as just audio and once as video.

Speaker 4 So if you wait two days, you can actually see us fucking jam around like fuckers. Oh, yeah.
Oh, god damn it. I just saw a story that we just missed.

Speaker 4 Man stole 67 pieces of underwear to hang on his masturbation tree. Oh, god damn it.
That's kind of nice.

Speaker 4 I never thought to have a masturbation tree. Oh, it's Thailand.
That makes sense. Oh, okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, yeah, he mostly jerked off at this tree. They love trees out there.

Speaker 4 They really do, all sorts. And also, there was one of the Florida doctor that was just walking around his doctor's office completely naked.
And

Speaker 4 so this doctor, this is another story that I just didn't cover just because it came in and out.

Speaker 4 This guy was walking around his, he was like apparently accustomed to it, and they all said that he's got used to what he called his free living lifestyle.

Speaker 4 So this doctor is just walking full ass naked throughout his whole office. He then casually goes into where all the nurses are.
They're not reacting at all to him naked. He's in there.

Speaker 4 He then begins to play with his dick and balls and get hard and masturbate to full ejaculation all over the laps of one of the ladies. And guess what? The lady didn't even react.
Incredible employees.

Speaker 4 He said apparently he'd been grooming them for a long period of time. No way.

Speaker 4 Doesn't sound like it at all.

Speaker 4 Doesn't sound like

Speaker 4 they were used to it in any way.

Speaker 4 What's his name? You got to be a really good doctor to walk in naked. He said that what they did was what he did, which is, and I get, I'm not supporting.
Better than a naked dentist.

Speaker 4 I would very much like that.

Speaker 4 Why is that, but it's true.

Speaker 4 You know what he did that you could say is the best thing that he did was that every single time he was naked in the office, he'd give them money. Oh.
Well, yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 4 Oh, he still has a hat off. Yeah, he's got a hat on, but no shoes.
What's the point of being naked if you got got a fucking hat on? Look at, they're just working, buddy. Oh, he's hilarious.

Speaker 4 He is stretching. He is like, he's got his foot up on the coppier.
Like, he's doing all the stuff, dude. He is naked as the day is naked, man.
God damn. This is a doctor.
He's on the phone.

Speaker 4 Yeah, he's just doing it. He left his dingle balls, but then you find out later on is that then he jerked all over that woman's leg.
Dr. Define.
Yeah, Dr. David Define.
Yes. All right.

Speaker 4 Yeah, well, he did give him a lot of money. Now he's eating pizza? Come on.
She's eating that company pizza. Lift the pizza box until your dick is out.
Just do

Speaker 4 let's run away from it.

Speaker 4 Pepperoni?

Speaker 4 According to the doctor, that's what he says. I don't know anything about that at all.
I have to see those things to have any idea what you're talking about.

Speaker 4 You put this, it's your doctor's office. He's fucking a purpose.
You put the security cameras in there. All of this is on purpose.
Every bit of this is on purpose. Well, hey,

Speaker 4 that's why it's important for you guys out there is that if you're making a job, if you're horny, right? You're a horny boss. I'm a horny boss, but I save it for my family.

Speaker 4 But if you're a horny boss, you got to set the temperature of that horny boss scenario up, down, right? My main thing is, boss is naked. Technically,

Speaker 4 if everybody's not naked, he's a criminal. Yes.
But if everybody's naked. Unless he's forcing them to get naked.
But unless you put that

Speaker 4 on the

Speaker 4 force.

Speaker 4 If everyone's naked on their own accord.

Speaker 4 It's not forcing it's you work here you're naked Well if you don't work here you're not if you don't want to work here fine and be naked here Sure, but you're naked and you're if you're getting work done here Naked needs to be on the sign outside.

Speaker 4 Oh very no. It's called the naked doctor's office.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah no very much so okay.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it needs to be yeah very very naked nursery very much so yeah naked plumbers union yeah naked hospice we already did that host place

Speaker 4 Naked Hospice. Yeah, it was the hottest one.
Is this the guy? Yeah.

Speaker 4 Ooh, yeah. Oh, see, he's all fat and bearded in this picture.
He's just excited with it. He lost all the weight.
Wait till I fucking know. You know, he's just shooting himself up with a Zempic.

Speaker 4 Dude, I'm getting cut next year, so maybe I might get a little naked in the studio. I'll fucking cut you right now.
You already do. Yes, I do.
I do. I didn't show my dick and balls.

Speaker 4 You don't show you dick and balls, but Henry takes his shirt off at all the time. I'm new.
I'm on the show.

Speaker 4 This is my job. I know.
But they'll be like, we'll just be working together and you'll just lift your shirt up and start playing with your breasts. You're used to it.
Yeah, you have to take it.

Speaker 4 I'm not complaining. I'm just stating facts.
That's what you have to take. That's my process.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 All right, well, let's get out of here. Hell sit.

Speaker 4 Hail my process.

Speaker 4 Hail Korean VR children.

Speaker 4 The only innocent kids I know.

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