Side Stories: Casey Anthony, Legal Advocate

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Speaker 1 Side stories?

Speaker 5 That's when the cannibalism started.

Speaker 1 Side stories, yes.

Speaker 1 It's crazy, Eddie. I didn't actually didn't even know that they made this car anymore.
I did not know. I thought that they had discontinued this.
Do you go? No, no. Have you seen the Kia abortion?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. It is crazy.
The Kia abortion was, it's, it's brave, obviously brave.

Speaker 1 They have, it has a, um, it's actually what's great is that it's amazing, especially now that these gasoline prices are going to shoot through the the roof because tariffs is it actually works on fetus meat.

Speaker 1 And you put it through the top of like a blender type thing at the very back. You sit on it.

Speaker 1 Like in Back to the Future, they had the thing where Doc Brown put in all the trash, except for you put your hoo-ha over it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you've got a boardy that's ready to slide out that's been unmoored and unanchored. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it's just crazy because even just that, like, first of all, I did not know that Casey Anthony was such a gearhead. Oh, she loves it.
Because she had it.

Speaker 1 Like, the fact that she's even driving around with one, I didn't even even know that that was street legal anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 1 She must know Jay Leno. Well, she works with Kia.

Speaker 1 She's a big, she's their new spokesperson. Oh, that's that actually makes so much sense because on the roads.
Yeah, because she Kia her child. She keed.

Speaker 1 Yes, and got away with keying, which is one of the worst things you can do. Was it a Kia that she had?

Speaker 1 No. No, it was some other car.
I'm making a joke. I actually can't even really tell right now.
I just know that on the road, and you can come at me on this.

Speaker 1 side stories lpotl at gmail.com there's only one driver worse than a tesla driver and that is a kia driver whoa i'm afraid i'm gonna have to come at you because i used to have a key sophia yeah well that's different you or you wanted to be italian yeah uh oh yeah she drove a pontiac sunfire thanks for the remember thanks for the memories i got you eddie they're korean welcome to side stories we flipped the car by the way so it was i'm that's not the best example no money wasn't driving someone else was driving thank you and then they flipped the car and we were stuck on our side.

Speaker 1 And I remember they were like, they just flipped my car because they wanted to look at the CDs as I was changing the CDs.

Speaker 1 And I remember they flipped the car and then we're sitting on our side and they're like hanging because they had their seat belt on and they were hanging.

Speaker 1 And then they're like, I got to take my belt off. I'm like, if you take that belt off, you're going to crush me.
They're like, I got to take my belt off.

Speaker 1 It's like, if you take your belt off, I'm going to kill you. I'm already very mad at you.
And then I talked some people into pushing our car back right side up. My name's Henry Spresky.

Speaker 1 I'm sitting here with the awful storyteller, Ed Larson. I feel like you only, that would be a better story if you didn't make me rush through it.
It's just just because I was in the middle of

Speaker 1 the most practiced hardest part of my job. Which is what? Saying the name of this fucking show.
Side stories? Yes.

Speaker 1 It's the hardest part of the of hosting. I mean, it's easy for you to remember because you're so involved with the SS.

Speaker 1 Not anymore. Not according to your fantasies, Eddie.
We've got a lot of stuff. So much messaging in on

Speaker 1 these beer wench dresses that you're obsessed with. Drindle Trochton house.
And then some nice options. Thank you so much for people who sent in the German beer hall dresses for my wife.

Speaker 1 For his wife, he's been sexualizing in a kind of antique way.

Speaker 1 Here's the thing. I mean, these, like, I don't want Julie to look like a Hummel.
No, no, no. You want to look like a Hummel, you can fuck.
A Hummel. These, I would say these,

Speaker 1 how do I say

Speaker 1 the... Breasts don't heave as much as I'd like them to.
I will.

Speaker 1 I want more, just like, I want like her breasts to heave so much they're like at her ears. Well, I think the way you do that is

Speaker 1 truly, is you can handle that yourself, buddy. You just cut a hole in that.
Well, you just cut the window into the top of that thing that you want, right?

Speaker 1 And that's when you present the dress, but you don't give her the option necessarily to choose what neckline she wants. I want a push-up bra so well that works so well.
Her tits are like a hat.

Speaker 1 Oh, great. Oh, that's easy.
Honestly, that's just ribbons. That's just ribbons.

Speaker 1 You just tie it behind her head. So I think

Speaker 1 what I was actually looking for is ribbons. Oh, yes, I think so.
You could send in some breast ropes. He's looking for breast ropes for my wife.

Speaker 1 So if you could find anything that really would help with that, I'd appreciate that. The drendled dresses are very nice.
I might actually just buy her one.

Speaker 1 I just couldn't see a world where I give her this and she doesn't look at me and possibly hit me.

Speaker 1 No, she'll be upset with you, especially when you tell her your brutalist fantasies where you want to be a dying Jewish man and she's she's a friendly Bavarian woman that has either found you after you've escaped from the concentration camp.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry for you, boy. But I just feel like you're just so like, and I'm, and I mean this in-taken to the woods.

Speaker 1 I mean this in the nicest way, Eddie, but. I live in the woods.
I need a new forest wife.

Speaker 1 When you look in the mirror and you see yourself, it's going to be hard, especially like, are you going to draw little numbers on your arm? No, I never got caught. That's the thing.

Speaker 1 I'm living in the woods. Oh, you're saying you were always.
I'm going to die before you take me, baby. That's what he needs.
Also, I've got a lot of people sending in stuff about stalag

Speaker 1 fiction. The stalag finish.
I don't know how you quite pronounce it. Yeah, no, that's, but that's.
But this is exactly what you're looking for. This isn't what I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 It's pornographic Nazi exploitation books.

Speaker 1 But these women are Nazis. Exactly.
I, like, a German woman. What do you think the Bavarians were? To live in Nazi Germany.
Guess what happened? He doesn't believe

Speaker 1 in their views. And if you're not actively fighting it, you're one of them.
What do you mean? That's what the Drindle women are.

Speaker 1 Even though, yeah, they might be apolitical because they have their ghost nets. They're apolitical.
They hate it. No, they don't.
There's no way.

Speaker 1 There's no way they'd be allowed into the drindles if they hated it. Oh, come on.
Everyone gets a drindle if you're blonde or red-headed enough.

Speaker 1 No, the Bavarians were even more hateful than the city-based bar winches. Look at this.

Speaker 1 Could you see Eddie putting his face on this little Jewish within the prisoner of this Stalok magazine? They're dressed like Nazis.

Speaker 1 They have their tits out. They look great.
And they actually aren't dressed like Nazis. They're dressed like something else.
She has a Nazi armband. Oh, I thought that was just a fun X.

Speaker 1 Maybe that's my problem politically recently. Amen.
It's my baby. You don't understand the sight of a swastika? No, honestly, I do understand it.
I know it's supposed to be a target for bullets. Yes.

Speaker 1 You know how it's amazing, you know, the swastika and the Germans, they never turned the swastika into a pretzel. You know, again, missed opportunities.
Totally missed opportunity.

Speaker 1 There was only a couple years where that would have really popped. That's why they really needed capitalism.
Oh, I remember Ilsa, she would, she, Wolf of the SS. We almost saw this film.
What is this?

Speaker 1 It's

Speaker 1 one of your favorite movies, Eddie. I think it's, yeah, you would love it.
You would love it. Wow.
You just never stop jerking off to it. Whoa.
It's got dogs and Nazi women.

Speaker 1 You'd be surprised. I got some old documentaries I could show you as well.

Speaker 1 Some of them are pretty.

Speaker 1 Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way.

Speaker 1 Now, let's talk about how many.

Speaker 1 Do we just lose a bunch of subscribers? Yeah, of course. Every time.
Every time we speak. Every time.

Speaker 1 And if you want to see Eddie in a Drindle dress, he's going to be in one at the when we do our live show. Well, I won't, but you got to dress like a little German boy.
I will.

Speaker 1 You see all these outfits?

Speaker 1 I saw this on the Drindle site. They're actually selling leather boy swim trunks.
I know.

Speaker 1 Leather swim trunks.

Speaker 1 It's so a boy drowns on vacation.

Speaker 1 That's the idea. It's attractions.

Speaker 1 They're all very thick. All of these are very thick.
But

Speaker 1 look at that for our show. Ooh, man.
Well, we got to hurry up and buy this because we're going to be in Huntsville

Speaker 1 on March 16th at the LBC Center or the VBC Center, the Von Braun Center. Yeah, you're going to love it.
And we all love Werner von Braun, our favorite American. Oh, my God.
Is it named after him? Yes.

Speaker 1 Oh, I never put it together until this moment. Yes.

Speaker 1 It named after. We're playing it at a place named after a Nazi.
We made him American. All right.
So we have to all know that's the fact. We're all sitting there.
We've made him American.

Speaker 1 This whole stuff with Julie is a joke. This is serious.
I actually think that you'd be surprised.

Speaker 1 Natalie says this to me all the time. She tells me all this time about jokes.
She's like, oh, you joke. You say it's just a joke.
But I also heard you at one point say, Henry, all jokes are true.

Speaker 1 And I said, parts of jokes are true. And thoughts behind jokes can be true.
But this is just history, Eddie. Werner von Braun started this theater so that he could do his favorite play.

Speaker 1 I want to say he did The Wizard of Oz several times because it reminded him of his old boss. Yes.
Because that was. Did you interact Hogan's Heroes?

Speaker 1 Adolf Hitler's, one of his favorite movies was The Wizard of Oz. There better be a sandwich shop there called Hogan's Heroes.
Oh my God, please. That would be amazing.
Oh, God. Satan.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's a great tag.
It's a great tag for that.

Speaker 1 All right. So we did our plug.

Speaker 1 We discussed Eddie's lingering fascination sexually with Nazis.

Speaker 1 I don't believe we're...

Speaker 1 I know we were going. This is blowing my mind.
It's his theater. Yeah, buddy.

Speaker 1 Where do you think he got Annie? Got your gun?

Speaker 1 And he got your gun. You know what I mean? Where do you think he got these? Yeah, yeah.
Where do you think he got these?

Speaker 1 He's a showman. He always was.
But we have to talk about another one of our favorite villains. She's back.
Oh, God. My texts have not stopped ringing.
I mean it.

Speaker 1 The messaging I'm getting all day long, emails, DMs. My mom reached out.
Really? Did you see Casey Anthony's on TikTok? Everyone, why do you...

Speaker 1 My mom, my mom even, she was just like, that horrible woman. But her skin looks so nice.
And I was just like, no, I know, mom. Great.
Also, why are you on the computer?

Speaker 1 I don't want her on the computer.

Speaker 1 But Casey Anthony, in case you live under a true crime rock, you now know that Casey Anthony has started a TikTok and even worse than a TikTok, she has started a sub stack.

Speaker 1 Now, Casey Anthony has decided to come out swinging at the top of this. I can't fucking believe this, bitch.

Speaker 1 Casey Anthony, let's just start. You can hear it.
Winnie, well, let's go. Let's scrub through some of the video.
You see her? She's very nervous up top because obviously

Speaker 1 she's so not used to public speaking. Yeah, with her giant clothes.

Speaker 6 Today is Saturday, March 1st, 2025. This is my

Speaker 6 first

Speaker 1 of

Speaker 6 probably many recordings on a series that I'm starting. I am a legal advocate.
I am a researcher. I've been in the legal field since 2011.

Speaker 1 And in this capacity, I

Speaker 6 feel that it's necessary if I'm going to continue to operate appropriately as a legal advocate that I start to advocate for myself. Yes, definitely.
And also advocate for my daughter.

Speaker 6 For those of you who don't know, my name is Casey Anthony. My daughter is Caitlyn Anthony.
My parents are George and Cindy Anthony. This is not about them.

Speaker 6 This is not in response to anything that they have said or done. That's not to say that I'm not going to respond at some point to some of the things that they have said and done.

Speaker 6 The whole point of this is for me to begin to reintroduce myself.

Speaker 6 I'm doing this both personally for me, but in a professional capacity. Moving forward the majority of what you will see will be me speaking in a professional capacity

Speaker 6 my goal is to continue to help give a voice to people to give people tools and resources that they can utilize so they actually know where they can turn to

Speaker 1 now Casey Anthony is she is putting herself forward as this thing what they call a legal advocate or victims advocate this is a term you hear a lot and it is a it's a fraught term it's also it's hard right because it's for people that largely don't have the resources to hire a lawyer or have been fucked up by the system for various reasons either they you know they've been rolled through the cps system they've been rolled through various things and they need help so these these legal advocates are people that sort of come out and some of them are on one side of the spectrum where they have a lot of experience and training education a lot of them used to be lawyers or people that want to be in in law enforcement.

Speaker 1 And they are looking to do pro bono work to help people. And I'm going to say that's one side of the spectrum.
Yes. And on the other side of the spectrum.

Speaker 1 Good. Yes, it's fine.
It's utterly fine.

Speaker 1 Some people need help. You do need help.
It is hard when you don't have.

Speaker 1 It's definitely difficult if you don't have the money. You can't hire a lawyer.
You have a public defender. If you're lucky or you're getting sued and you don't have money to hire a lawyer.
Yes.

Speaker 1 But then on the other side of all of this, you have Casey Anthony. So now Casey Anthony is the exact worst

Speaker 1 problem that something like legal advocacy has because it's Casey Anthony.

Speaker 1 And the second you're standing next to Casey Anthony, you are involved in Casey Anthony's life, her baggage, every single thing attached to her. She is a human anchor and a child murderer.
Now,

Speaker 1 devil's advocate. Ooh, so you're going to, so this is you?

Speaker 1 You're fighting for Casey Anthony?

Speaker 1 Not fighting for, I'm asking questions if someone was accused of murdering their child would casey anthony not be a really good legal advocate for them oh sure yeah yeah yes absolutely if you want that involvement you know what i mean if you want that involvement sure it could be if you're also what seems to be uh accused of murdering your child and there seems to be heaps and heaps of evidence against you but then you happen to also like sucking your lawyer's penis i think that casey would do it really, that she'd be perfect for you.

Speaker 1 Because I do think that the most of Casey Anthony's legal information does come from her former lawyer's balls. And they seem to, she believes that it has kind of spread through her brain.

Speaker 1 Now, I just important to know is that the worst part about something like this is because of the words victim advocacy. Yes.
People.

Speaker 1 Need help.

Speaker 1 Right now, more than ever. We got, you know, this divide's coming harder than you could possibly imagine.
We are going to have more people having less and more people having more than ever before.

Speaker 1 Yes. And when desperation hits, that's when crime goes up.
Of course. Yeah, it's very natural.
And it's also very difficult.

Speaker 1 But another thing that then gets pushed onto those that don't have that much money is that when you are looking for somebody to help you, you feel, I think, a lot.

Speaker 1 You look at the term victim advocate and you're like, this is somebody who cares.

Speaker 1 This is somebody that wants to help no matter what it is that they think they the whatever they they want to put aside their own lives and they want to altruistically help me but i have to stress I just gotta let you get through your heads just a little bit is that those people, it's why the grift is so hard in that world.

Speaker 1 It is, and it does it a lot. And you see it in this world and then you also see basically people in legal trouble that don't deserve it

Speaker 1 or are victims are very easily taken advantage of. Easily manipulated.
If you're in a desperate set of circumstances, you're looking for any help that you can get.

Speaker 1 So sometimes you're going to take whoever shows up. But the thing is, is that again, why it's all this shit gets kicked to us is that you have to vet these motherfuckers so thickly.

Speaker 1 You need to, you need to ask when you're getting something, just remember the statement, there's no such thing as a free lunch. You're going to have to pay for it.
in one way or another.

Speaker 1 So you just have to figure out what it is you're willing to pay. You look into these people, you read about, you call people that they've worked with.

Speaker 1 You need to dig into the lives of the advocates that are working for you. Because if you don't, you don't, you got it.
You just have to know who these people are.

Speaker 1 Yeah, a good way to do that I always always find is like literally Google their name with the word scandal next to it. Or just like that, or I mean, do the legwork.
Call a guy's former boss. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do it. Be like, what, who's this person? Send an email because especially if you need help, that help also has to be good.

Speaker 1 Because the worst, also the worst part is that when you desperately need help, you need... big money help.

Speaker 1 You don't need the shitty guy who, the person who just rolls up from the fucking pet co that you met while you were getting your cat groom who said that she's got a lot of ideas about to help you with your tenant advocacy because they don't know.

Speaker 1 Go to a real place and especially don't go to Casey Anthony. No, certainly don't go to Casey Anthony.
And by the way,

Speaker 1 while you've been talking, it's beautifully said, by the way,

Speaker 1 I will say I've been trying to find out how to hire Casey Anthony just out of curiosity. Yeah, how do we get her? How do we get her? Yeah, because my back hurts.
There is no way. Can we get her?

Speaker 1 Because I've been searching. I'm on like page five of Google.
I don't know how to hire her.

Speaker 1 I do believe that if you're in the Fort Lauderdale area and you have a cyber truck and you're I think that if you wave a hundred dollar bill while driving a cyber truck around Fort Lauderdale, she will just show up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so like you'd actually be surprised.
I feel like she'll just like, she'll just materialize being like, ah, there's money and attention here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Take shots on us. If you say that, she'll eventually show up like a genie.
Oh, yeah, especially Xanny Bars. Who's got Xanny Bars? She's going to love that shit.

Speaker 1 Just remember that Casey Anthony, if she actually gave a fucking shit, we wouldn't know she was doing this until it was, she was doing it already. Just know that.

Speaker 1 Her sticking her dumbass face into social media to get herself back into the fucking news cycle. This is all this is doing.

Speaker 1 And yeah, we're doing it exactly what she wants, which is we are talking about exactly what she wants. We're telling her to go fuck herself.

Speaker 1 People are definitely going to like this.

Speaker 1 Well, because the problem is that there are, there are unfortunately very dumb and innocent people that don't understand that this is a very bad person and that what this person is going to do is hollow you out and leave you empty.

Speaker 1 It's hard to remember that this, like, you know, 2008 is almost 20 years ago. Oh, I know.
I know. I did.
I was just.

Speaker 1 There's a lot of people who are younger that just look like this is someone who triumphed over a bad thing and don't really realize how evil she actually is. Yeah, dude.

Speaker 1 And I know we're supposed to keep saying allegedly and all this kind of shit, but fuck that shit. I'm sick of this garbage, especially with Casey Anthony, because I don't care.
Because you know what?

Speaker 1 Even if, even if, yeah all right you go through all of this shit let's just say in some kind of snowballs hell and chance that she is innocent you mean to tell me she wants more of this yeah she wants more she wants more scandal she wants more attention she wants to drag this up more she wants to name her dead daughter again on a fucking social media standing up for her like she's still alive like yeah fuck that bitch also like look her sub stack all good you can go give her a hundred dollars a year for her sub stack.

Speaker 1 It's all about money.

Speaker 1 It's always about money. $10 a month for her horrible opinion.
Everything's a money grab.

Speaker 1 Then this is the worst thing right now is that we're seeing everybody's doing everything for the sake of a money grab, which I do understand. There's no help coming, and it feels very, very scary.

Speaker 1 So everybody feels like they got to get in on the grift, but you got to understand the grift universe will eventually end. I don't know, man.
I mean, it's one way or another, buddy.

Speaker 1 You know, if you are a victim, I think it's very important. We've already said it.
Know that people are coming for you because

Speaker 1 the fact that you're already a victim makes you an easy target.

Speaker 1 And, you know, when both of my parents died, I had people calling me non-stop, trying to get money out of me, telling me my parents owed them money and shit.

Speaker 1 People from fucking Egypt telling me that my mom was a cunt. You know, like, it was crazy.
You know how many people? This shit happens.

Speaker 1 And now the grift I see all the time is because we're lonelier than ever. Oh, yeah.
A lot of people don't go out.

Speaker 1 They don't associate social media. It keeps us connected, but we don't go to each other's houses.
We don't see each other anymore. So people are actually very lonely.

Speaker 1 And so the grift I keep getting on my phone, and I'm luckily I'm smart enough to realize it's a grift, but people just start, hey, how you doing? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 You want to get sushi tomorrow from a number you don't know? Yes. And every time it's someone preying on other people's loneliness just to get you to respond.

Speaker 1 And then like, it starts off all easy because I've practiced responding because I'm curious. You know, I'm like, oh, no, I'm fine.
You know,

Speaker 1 who is this? Oh, you don't remember me? How did you not save my number and stuff like that? Yes. And they start blaming you

Speaker 1 for doing something wrong. And then the next thing you know, you're sending them fucking money.
Yep. And it's the same thing with they do it to old people by sending them the weird phishing emails.

Speaker 1 And they're doing it to us now.

Speaker 1 You think you're past it. We all do.
We all think we're smart enough. We all think that we're savvy enough, that we know enough about how business sausage gets made and how the media goes.

Speaker 1 But you would be fucking surprised. I watch so, you know, I watch my, my, obviously, my reams and reams of body cam footage.

Speaker 1 One thing that also shows up all the time is at a foreclosure, there's always somebody that's there that's getting foreclosed and it's sad, right?

Speaker 1 I don't like watching those necessarily, but I watch it for the quote-unquote tenant advocates that just kind of show up.

Speaker 1 All of a sudden, it's just some person that is trying to jam their way in between all of these various things, thinking, and then you start to like, the more and more you listen to them talk, you realize, like, oh, the woman that was the former tenant promised this person money.

Speaker 1 Like, this woman's fighting, and then you realize, like, oh, no, no, no, she's doing this as some other long con into this person's life. And again, I'm not saying that they're all illegitimate.

Speaker 1 No, there's they're probably mostly legitimate. Mostly, but the thing is, is that that being said, you have to fight for your fucking self.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 You have to fight for yourself you have to know who the hell it is you're talking to when you decide to put your name next to somebody else especially in in any of these matters when it comes to you know child custody or like all

Speaker 1 immigration you need to

Speaker 1 very much so trust who these people are yeah man so just you got to do your homework i i remember when speaking of this to get last you know not to get too crazy on it but speaking of immigration and people taking advantage of disparate people when i was working down at the border, we wanted to interview a coyote, you know, and like just be like, well, let's talk to these fucking people.

Speaker 1 Now, these are the, you're talking about the people that bring people across the border, not the dogs. Not the dogs.
I would, I mean, I just want to hang.

Speaker 1 I don't want to interview coyotes as a hang and then we're going to kill some roadrunners. Yeah, dude.
I want to fucking do shots with the coyote. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 But the coyote who brings people across the border illegally, we wanted to find one. And the way we actually found one to interview was immigration lawyer in Brownsville, Texas knew the coyote.

Speaker 1 The coyote was his brother.

Speaker 1 And so he would sit there and he'd get people who get caught coming over the border. And then they would get sent back, and then he would give them right back to his brother, the coyote.

Speaker 1 It was a horrible little circle that they had going, and they were fucking evil as hell. And they were paying great gangsters.
Oh, yeah. And everybody's making money off of making money.

Speaker 1 And it's very difficult because, again, who are we aiming towards? Extremely vulnerable people. Yes.

Speaker 1 People that are easy to roll. And so if you

Speaker 1 want to recognize people, recognize it and know that people are fucking coming for you. Because anybody could be one of these things.
You could go.

Speaker 1 I looked at all this up because obviously Joel helped me research.

Speaker 1 There are like programs that you could do to be a quote-unquote legal advocate, but mostly there's like things that you could just fill out and you get a certificate. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then you're just like, yeah, I'm a minister. You know what I mean? Like, I could, I'm also a minister.
Same thing. You could just click it, click.
So it's

Speaker 1 it's as strong as being a priest.

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Speaker 1 Il Papu. Papua Il Papu is indeed the Il Papu.
Yes, Pope Francis still almost dead as of this recording. We don't know what's happening tomorrow.
I'd say curse aside stories.

Speaker 1 Probably going to be dead by the time you hear this. Fingers crossed.
Yes, but he's still alive. He suffered two new acute respiratory crises yesterday.
I'm not sure. Who was so cute about him?

Speaker 1 Do they have little mice in there? They're all hanging out. Yes, copious amounts of mucus were pulled out of his lungs during two bronchoscopies.
Wow. I don't know how to say that.

Speaker 1 Bronchoscopies, bronchoscopies. This is my question.
Yeah. All right.
You're with the Pope. He's going,

Speaker 1 bring me a boy. Bring me a boy.
And they're like, you're in the hospital. We can't, we can't papu.

Speaker 1 And they pull the mucus out of the pope. Now, every other fluid out of the pope is magical.
Yes. You know, like, you want to get kissed by the pope.
You want to get licked by the pope.

Speaker 1 You want to be washed by the pope. You want to get tongued by the pope.
Would not his mucus be

Speaker 1 holy? Are we, of course it is, first of all. But are we sure it's mucus? Could be cum.

Speaker 1 He could have swallowed cum and it could have gone into his lungs, he could have sucked so much dick that there's cum in his lungs. You're right, and they're in this

Speaker 1 and I actually didn't even answer this question myself. I should have, yeah.

Speaker 1 Sometimes, when you suck a lot of dick, you could drown in cum, and that might be what's happening to Pope Francis right now.

Speaker 1 Wow, I hope for his sake because, you know, in the end, he died doing what he loved. Yeah, and you know what? And if the cum is holy, then he should be able to breathe through it because it's holy.

Speaker 1 That's holy. Well, sure, that's funny.
Yes, I know what you're saying.

Speaker 1 But again, if the cum is holy,

Speaker 1 I feel like he should have been healed. He should have been younger.
I thought that the more dick he sucked, the younger he'd get.

Speaker 1 Because right now, he is looking, sadly, a bit like Colin Farrell from the Penguin.

Speaker 1 And he has got some. He's going to be much worse.
He's got some penguin vibes going on. He's on his fucking marshmallow head right now.
He is not looking good.

Speaker 1 And if anybody, I'm not going to spoil the ending of Conclave. He's Pope Tootsie.
You know, he does. He is the Tootsie of Popes.
He is Pope Tutsi.

Speaker 1 If anybody's seen Enclave, I'm not going to. Conclave.

Speaker 1 Spoiler alert. You said Enclave.
You forgot the C before the. Oh, it's an Enclave.
I think it's just a place people hang out. Yeah, or like when rocks fall on a car.
Cool. Yeah.
I like that better.

Speaker 1 Conclave, if you haven't seen it, I won't spoil the ending for you, but these bishops have the very, they have the funniest thing they could do possibly in their hands.

Speaker 1 Oh, my god it is we have a shot here to really shake things up and that's why i'm putting forward my bid for new pope pope shakira pope shakira

Speaker 1 She's in trouble, right? She needs the money. I'll bail her out.
What does she need?

Speaker 1 She got in trouble with money.

Speaker 1 What does she need help with?

Speaker 1 We need to help Shakira. I think, yeah, she's not bankrupt, but like taxable.
Oh, see, I like that. Jurob wrote in Shakira bankrupt into Google.

Speaker 1 First thing it says, no, Shakira's a bankrupt fraud in Spain. That's her problem.
Oh, I can help you, Shakira. Yeah, we can do whatever you need here on Side Story, Shakira.

Speaker 1 Tax fraud in Spain. I thought that they all fucking just...

Speaker 1 How can you even do that in Spain? How much shellfish do you need? Yeah, I mean, exactly. How much pulpo are you supposed to give back a year?

Speaker 1 I can't believe they actually catch people doing crimes with all the naps they take. Seriously, and all the tiny plates.
Like, I feel like they're like, who's got in this economy?

Speaker 1 They're not having serving full dishes of food. Yeah.
Shakira was indicted for tax fraud. She shouldn't be going to jail.
Shakira can't go to jail. She's going to be totally fine.
She's Shakira.

Speaker 1 Oh, she said that she was a resident of the Bahamas, of course. Her and Jeffrey Epstein in 2023.
Oh, that's. Wow, she did it.
She got a deal. She's fine.
Yeah, she's fine. Oh, then she's fine.

Speaker 1 No, Shakira's Shakira's going to be fine. She's too, I mean, she's too Shakira.
Pope. Shakira.
Think about it. Shakira.
Pope. Shakira.
Pope. Pope.
Shakira. She's having a hard time selling tickets.

Speaker 1 And if she goes out there, man, that first man, the first Pope with a GD Badonka donk. Because I was saying this about, I was thinking about this in Gorylalo.
The outfits aren't great for that.

Speaker 1 Well, what do you mean? The Pope outfits. You can't see ass through that.
No, well, Pope Francusco, whatever his name is, squeaky, clean, fucking... Imagine a short skirt Pope.

Speaker 1 Oh, God, God, that makes me hard. Like, just thinking about it would be so much fun.
Because, you know, the Pope, nice Pope, shithead hypocrite Pope Nice.

Speaker 1 Francis is the only nice Pope. That's what I mean.
Hypocrite. Pope hypocrite.
What he did was he technically revolutionized the papal outfit because he

Speaker 1 technically toned it down. He famously made it less opulent after Pope Benedict, the former openly Nazi pope, who I actually even like even more because of the refreshing honesty,

Speaker 1 because he at least was just openly evil. Like the Pope Benedict, he was on all doing all the pomp and circumstance.
He did all the big hats. He did all the ornate clothing.

Speaker 1 The Pope Hypocrite, he kind of pulled it back a little bit.

Speaker 1 But now I think if Pope Shakira gets in there, nothing I'd like better. Think about that.
I would love it if the next Pope wasn't pure evil.

Speaker 1 Fuck that. No, only pure evil.
More evil. You think so? Yes.
Makes it easier to hate the Catholic Church. Dude, Dude, the people who are not going to be able to do that.

Speaker 1 I don't need them winning anything. No, dude, I want them to step on them.
You can immediately talk me into it. Yeah, I want them to step on the gas pump towards their own destruction.

Speaker 1 And the more chaos from the top, the more likely it's to shake apart.

Speaker 1 Steve Bannon be a great pope.

Speaker 1 Pope Bannon? Yeah, Pope Flood in the Zone. Yeah.
Biden. He's a Catholic.
I don't need him. He's available.

Speaker 1 He's old as hell. I can't having him kneel all the time.
Oh, he can't.

Speaker 1 He's the one person that doesn't have to kneel. Think about how long that fucking mass is going to be with him shuffling.

Speaker 1 Hey, hey, hey, let me be clear. Hey, listen here, Jack.
I know my baby. I have a friend named Jesus Christ.
He used to be working at a Mexican restaurant.

Speaker 1 Hey, come here, Jack.

Speaker 1 Here, listen here, friend. Listen here, Papa Pooh.
I'm going to tell you something I know. All right? I'll do one, two, three, four.
Angela Merkel said the biggest set of ding-dongs I've seen.

Speaker 1 It's outside of my, oh, sweet, sweet wife.

Speaker 1 Set of ding-dongs. Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know. He's not like a person.

Speaker 1 He fuck him. Fuck Biden.
Fuck his fucking ass. Yeah, no, no, seriously.

Speaker 1 Fuck all of them. Yes.
I just, every single fucking one of them. Even the ones I like, I hate.
I hate everyone.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to think if there's a single leader I could remotely stand. I like Bernie.
Fuck him, too. I mean, yes.
And he would second that. I know.
He would tell you that. He makes him good.

Speaker 1 Oh, he's going to go meet. Oh, yeah, Biden met with the Pope.
Maybe that's what happened. Oh, he's so close.
Yeah, he's touching him.

Speaker 1 Oh, he sucked the last life out of him. That's what Biden got.
Biden faded through. Whoa, Biden went up.
He sucked the Pope's energy.

Speaker 1 Let me be clear. Let me be clear, Pope hypocrite.

Speaker 1 A thinner.

Speaker 1 I'm going to give you the thinner thinners.

Speaker 1 Whoa, he's sucking on his little baby hairs. Yeah, the Pope's looking into his eyes.
They're touching foreheads in this picture.

Speaker 1 The Pope's looking into his eyes like, please don't kill me. This is how I hang out with Carmen.

Speaker 1 Well, hopefully the Pope will die soon. Because then we can all go, oh, man, I just wish that we could vote from home.
Yeah, well, we don't get a vote. No, we don't.
Watch Conclave.

Speaker 1 I'm fascinated with the, because I'm a former Catholic turned Satanist, I am fascinated with the machinations of the Vatican.

Speaker 1 And I can't believe, as someone who hates Catholicism with every ounce of their body, I can't believe how much I liked Conclave. You know what it is?

Speaker 1 I watch things that take place within the Catholic universe just because I know how jealous this makes Mormons.

Speaker 1 Like, Mormons wish they had this level of importance and pump and circumstance. Yeah, you can't be a pope with a backpack.
They just, these Mormons are fucking slow.

Speaker 1 And so, right now, if Catholics want to take the lead, I would say, I was thinking about this with Lori Vallo.

Speaker 1 So, Lori Vallo thinks she's a goddess, which I find interesting because she's got absolutely no butt. And if you look at every single-coming from a non-butt haver, this is what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 I'm not a fertility god, but if you look at any version of any form of painting of a so-called goddess throughout pretty much all of humankind, they got that tush, yes, which I find interesting.

Speaker 1 So, if Catholicism wants to take the ring right now,

Speaker 1 push forward. Yeah.
If we could have a tush forward papacy, I feel like maybe some.

Speaker 1 Because what brings everyone together? A big, awesome butt. Heineys bring everyone together.
Everybody likes high. And I feel like it's good for everybody.

Speaker 1 Breasts do a good job, too, but I feel like the hineys really bring it together. Like, even like...
I'm a breast man myself, but I still think that for the pope, he needs to have a big ass.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then people who like to look at men, they also love a male hiney. That's what I'm saying.
So heiny's good for everybody. Everybody.

Speaker 1 Some people go to baseball games just for the heinies. That's what I do.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Absolutely. People in the stance.
Yeah, people in the stance.

Speaker 1 That's not the only mysterious almost death. It's sad because, God, I just, we'll get them.
Get off your Pope box for one second. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Just fucking.

Speaker 1 I just love watching them die, and they don't happen enough. It really is only going to be the fourth Pope we've seen die.
Paul Pope

Speaker 1 Pope first. Pope John I died.
He died in the first place before Pope John Paul II. So this is going to be our third pope.
Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

Speaker 1 In our lifetime, this is only going to be our third pope. And like our ninth president.
Yeah. Yeah, it's pope.
But the last one was, yeah, I think it was Benedict was John Paul II. John Paul II.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's it.
I mean, Pope John Paul II, he was 1978 before we were born. Man, I'd love to see the corpses of each one of these old men.
It's not hard to see.

Speaker 1 I'm just looking at a pantheon of old men faces. They're all the worst.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kill each one.
They're all popes. Popes and Leo.
Let's get Big Button. Let's get a Big Butt in the Vatican.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Now,

Speaker 1 sadly, someone's big butt. It's never going to go to the Vatican.

Speaker 1 That is the beloved movie star now unfortunately passed, Gene Heckman. Gene fucking Hackman.

Speaker 1 No one ever thought. I love Gene Hackman.
We all do.

Speaker 1 And I don't think any human being ever thought, like, if you were going to put money in this, this is why we need to tie in with one of our, they're not a, what is it, a gaming app, right? Wink Wink?

Speaker 1 What they're called now? Yes, yes. They're online gaming that you could put money towards and make money back from, right, Rob? Yes, yes.
That's the legal way to say it, right? Legally. Legally.

Speaker 1 Now, no, if we could have set up a pool on one of these gaming apps, we would have made so much fucking money. Did we say Gene Hackman was going to die? No.

Speaker 1 But just not that Gene Hackman's not only going to die, but then you set all the parlays. Mysterious.
Wife dies too. Yeah.
Dog dies. One of three dogs died.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's like $165,000 to one payout. It is a really, no one, I've never seen anything like this.
We should set more of these up.

Speaker 1 We should do this where we should do a real death pool and set a super, super specific death and see if it pops up.

Speaker 1 This is craps when you vote for snake, when you try to go to snake eyes. You did this this year, but he wasn't on the list.
No, of course not. Well, because with Gene Hackman, we assumed.

Speaker 1 You thought he wasn't going to die. Well, I assumed he was going to pass, but I didn't think it would be with this much news attached to it.
Well, I think it makes sense.

Speaker 1 He's been in so many fucking mystery movies and thrillers, and like, it's only fitting that he has a very mysterious death. For those of you that don't know, I'm certain that everybody does.

Speaker 1 So Gene Hackman. When we grew up with Gene Hackman, he was legitimately an absolutely massive movie star.
No one's, yeah, no one was bigger.

Speaker 1 He was in almost every movie, and he was always a fucking badass.

Speaker 1 Well, and it's funny because I think that as an as when you're watching him when you were younger, you didn't really kind of understand just how fucking good he was.

Speaker 1 Now as an adult, looking back, I find it interesting that people talked about Robert Geniro, Al Pacino, all these other actors, but like Gene Hackman, the way he fucking holds that shit down.

Speaker 1 He's got more Oscars than Pacino. I just rewatched The French Connection.
Holy shit, he's frightening in the French Connection. And you just look at this killer's row.
Superman, he was Lex Luther.

Speaker 1 The only good Lex Luthor, probably. I would say,

Speaker 1 he was great. Oh, ants.

Speaker 1 Everybody's favorite bug-based movie made by a pedophile. You ever see Reds? So good.
A Bridge Too Far? Unbelievable. Oh, yeah.
Twilight's a good movie. They're all good.

Speaker 1 Extreme measures is a good fucking movie. Mississippi Burning.
His performance in The Birdcage is also absolutely fantastic. And get Shorty.
It's hilarious and get Shorty. And guess how he died?

Speaker 1 In the most mysterious way possible. We don't even know how he died.
Now, this is truly.

Speaker 1 We kind of thought, like, normally the side stories curse hits and it sucks. But this is one of the first time we were like, you know, good.
Like, this allows some information to play out.

Speaker 1 We've gotten a little bit. But almost none.
Yeah. We now know that Gene Hackman was, he was found dead in his home in Santa Fe, New Mexico.

Speaker 1 He was connected to his whole community. He was found dead with him and his wife, Betsy Arakawa, 65 years old, 30 years younger, 95 years young, Gene Hackman.

Speaker 1 And there's also, there was two different side of the stories.

Speaker 1 There's one side of the story that said that the local restaurant that he used to go to all the time said that Gene Hackman, that he was starting to,

Speaker 1 his health was failing, and his wife was taking even more and more total control of his, of his like day-to-day life. They were right.
They were becoming recluses. That's what they were saying.

Speaker 1 They were slowly pulling away. As you do when you're 95.
But the wife's 65, and they've specifically been very public for a very long time.

Speaker 1 They've been active members of that community for a long time. And his kids, Gene Hackman's surviving kids, they also said, we actually, last time we talked to our father, he was in really good shape.

Speaker 1 We talked to him. But interestingly enough, the kids had not talked to him for several months, which they said also was majorly out of character.
Yeah. We now know that he was found dead.

Speaker 1 He was found, I believe, in his bathroom.

Speaker 1 We don't know exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 His mudroom. And his wife was found.
All right, so they were found. He was found, was believe in the home's mudroom.
He had fallen suddenly.

Speaker 1 He was found wearing sweatpants, long-sleeved t-shirt, and slippers.

Speaker 1 Mudroom is a good name for the bathroom, though, because you're just making mud in there. Not me.
Sometimes I'm making rabbit pellets if I'm on my diet.

Speaker 1 Now, Arakawa was found in the bathroom near the front door of the house. The door to the bathroom was open.
Arakawa was on the ground wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt.

Speaker 1 An opened orange prescription bottle and scattered pills were seen on a countertop near Arakawa. All right, a space heater was also seen near Arakawa's head.
Now, this is the first thing.

Speaker 1 Now we also know that. Was it on? No.
Now we also know that Gene Hackman was dead for at least nine days. At least.

Speaker 1 That's when the pacemaker stopped. Yes.
Still, no public information about the toxicology reports on the wife, except for both, it was ruled that carbon monoxide was not what killed them.

Speaker 1 which is what it looked like very much so it look that is what it looked like and then you wonder was it made to look like that well certain pathologists saying that they don't think that companion suicide was

Speaker 1 they don't know if it was mutual suicide they would be next to each other we don't know why would you why would they be separated maybe one was more willing than the other

Speaker 1 and then you maybe you've taken the pills and it's already too late it seems like to me if i could armchair detective here you have to it looks like hackman died and she killed herself.

Speaker 1 That's what they're saying, but again, we don't quite know what they're doing. Why was the dog in the closet? One of the weirdest factors of this whole thing.

Speaker 1 One of their three dogs was found dead in a closet of the bathroom where Arakawa's body was discovered. It was in a kennel in the closet.
It was in a kennel in the closet.

Speaker 1 So we don't know what the hell it was. The other two dogs were found alive.
I'm assuming it's starved to death.

Speaker 1 Again, we're not quite certain. Has not been publicly released yet.
Deputies found the dog. I'm going to see a dog.
Well,

Speaker 1 if you're fun,

Speaker 1 you know what I mean? If you got a free Wednesday, you know, like sometimes I'll just go do one.

Speaker 1 They ask me to go in there and I always go look for it. I'm always around.
I'm always getting in there.

Speaker 1 But they see they found the door to Hackman and Aurcara's home unsecured and open.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if it's open in a gated community, you're telling me there isn't security driving by these houses every goddamn day at some point.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you're that closely paying attention, but it's also Gene Hackman. He was a known quantity in the room.
He really was.

Speaker 1 Two cell phones were collected.

Speaker 1 They are getting access to it. And then I love the end of this.
It says, what movies was Gene Hackman in? And she's like, well, fuck you, CBS. Yeah.
We don't need to do. You're CBS, okay?

Speaker 1 He's fucking, he's Gene Hackman. Welcome to Mooseport, you piece of shit.
That's all you get. Get over it.
Have you heard of the conversation? This is a, God, his house was beautiful.

Speaker 1 His house was really, really beautiful. It's in Santa Fe.
It's Gene Ackman. It deserves a beautiful house.
He put in the full. You know what?

Speaker 1 I always love Gene Hackman because he didn't get famous until his 40s. No, he's a, and he was a real actor.
A Marine. He used to beat the fuck out of people.
Scary as hell. Difficult man.

Speaker 1 Morgan Freeman said that he was the only actor he was ever physically afraid of. But they're also great friends.
Yes, because he's one of those where if you busted his balls, he liked you a lot. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, he liked men who stood their ground. Yeah, yeah.
You know, he was one of those guys. If you were tough, he got, but if he loved you, he loved you.
And if he hated you, he fucking hated you.

Speaker 1 But also, old school, which I also like, famous, old school, hardcore Democrat. Yeah.
Like, was it like they talked about, I was reading all about his. These fucking pussies are stealing our money.

Speaker 1 He is the son. I love that.
He did, when he played Popeye Doyle, the police officer in the French Connection, he had to say a bunch of racial slurs.

Speaker 1 And apparently, he had to be talked into it very hardcore by William Friedkin. And he said that he used to perp, William Friedkin is an asshole, too, but he's also a great director.

Speaker 1 And he used to torture Gene Hackman to get him angry.

Speaker 1 And if you watch that movie, that movie is wild dude that movie is the French connection you know they use real bullets in the ending yes in there in the shootout in the end it's brutal that is a and Gene Hackman is just so fucking good it's just one of those where you forget what actors used to be like yeah like and you watch them sometimes and you just like because nowadays I feel like a lot of times I'll watch some actors and you can kind of I

Speaker 1 don't know if anybody feels like this where you watch a movie and you feel like you see the script. Yeah.
Like I'm watching someone, I'm I'm just seeing lines of dialogue on a page.

Speaker 1 And when I'm watching Gene Hackman, I forget that he's an actor. It's crazy because you think about Unforgiven.
He's so terrifying and intimidating in that movie. And he's like in his mid to late 60s.

Speaker 1 That shit's crazy. That's the movie Morgan Freeman said that he was desperately afraid of him on.
And then also he was exceptional as Lex Luther. Oh, yeah.
As a comedic role.

Speaker 1 He just was one of those old school guys that could do it all. And I guess he left us just like he always did in the films, wanting more.
So, now we'll find out. We are going to find out.

Speaker 1 Obviously, this is going to be a story that rolls out over the next couple of weeks, longer and longer.

Speaker 1 I personally believe that why they are holding back some information on the wife is because they know something that we don't know. And I think that that's we'll, we will find it.

Speaker 1 It's an investigation, yeah. We're not, we shouldn't know anything yet, we just don't, yeah, we don't know very little, yeah, no, as we should, but man, but fucking nuts, all

Speaker 1 the pacemaker thing, I think

Speaker 1 armchair medical examiner here. He has to be.

Speaker 1 Why do we put Wi-Fi in these things? So we know when they stop.

Speaker 1 Everything else is Wi-Fi. You know, sprinklers have Wi-Fi.
I don't fucking know. You know,

Speaker 1 but the thing is, like an Apple Watch, if it's wearing an Apple Watch. Do I really need to have another app?

Speaker 1 Do I need to have an app connected to my fucking heart? It sounds like you're going to need a pacemaker.

Speaker 1 I already do. I do need one.

Speaker 1 No, they should. I don't know.
They can hook up to your Bluetooth. Oh, yeah.
This is what I'm saying. I don't need my dishwasher as an app.

Speaker 1 I know, but this seems more important than your dishwasher. I don't want any more apps.
I'm done.

Speaker 1 I'm out. I think, but I'm saying if you did get one more app for your pacemaker, you might want it.
No, actually, unfortunately, Marcus already talked me into one. He was working on one.

Speaker 1 He said, have you tried this new app? It's been helping him emotionally regulate. And I was like, what is it? He's like, have you heard of this thing called Grinder?

Speaker 1 And I have just been

Speaker 1 so busy with these therapists I keep meeting. Yeah, you got to talk to these guys.
Do these guys work with BetterHelp? Because some of these guys are rough around the edges.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like Grinder was great for me, but you know, I like a female therapist. And so there were so few on there.
You ever go on Snapper? Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, it's for lesbians.

Speaker 1 Okay, Snapper's great. Snapper is one of my favorite.
It's called.

Speaker 1 Oh, it's real. Yeah.
No, I actually did not know that that was real. No, no, no, I do not know.

Speaker 1 No, Snapper is what I was making up because I was going to say you could get, you could sign up for a cunt of the day. Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 1 Forward thinking on Snapper. They're not a sponsor.
Not a sponsor.

Speaker 1 But if you want to get snapped, go ahead and get that app. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Snapper.

Speaker 1 Barely even knower. Perfect.

Speaker 1 Okay, so let's get to some. Oh, and shout out David Johansson.
We love you. Yeah, we miss you.
Also, you know what I want to say about David Johansson's death?

Speaker 1 Nobody had the balls to call him Buster Poindexter. That's how I knew him.
That's how you knew him. I didn't even know the New York dolls existed until I met Marcus Parks.

Speaker 1 The only person I knew was Buster Poindexter, and that was my David Bowie. But he wasn't listed as that in Scrooge.
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Speaker 1 Um, all right, Pope's dead. Uh, Jane Hackman's dead.
Casey Anthony's a bitch. Yeah, let's cover all right real quick.

Speaker 1 Chicago has this fucking, we just wanted to quickly touch upon what I think might be

Speaker 1 one, I looked this up, one of the youngest serial killers ever. Yeah.

Speaker 1 This is a, they are now applying six homicides to this young man.

Speaker 1 Antonio Reyes. Yes, Antonio Reyes.
Now, this was in Chicago. He's been in jail for five years now, and he tried to kill a cellmate when he was in jail.
Yeah, this guy is,

Speaker 1 I'm going to say, irate. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it is this is he came out there. They think there's five new charges that have just been brought against him.

Speaker 1 He was already in custody, and they are describing the murders as serial murderers, not that Angelo, not that Reyes. You just pull that up.
No, not the soccer player, not the famous soccer player.

Speaker 1 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 And yeah, he did try to kill us. It was try to kill his roommate.
I'm going to call him. His roommate.
All right, fine. You're right.
Just for fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
His roommate. Yeah.

Speaker 1 His roommate. Yeah, true idea.
With roommates like these, you need need cellmates. Yeah, yeah.
Shanks for the memories.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 But he, yeah, so he's killed five other people. He killed six people total.

Speaker 1 But the thing is that's driving me crazy about this is these all seem like passion, not passion, but like in the heat of the moment, kills.

Speaker 1 I am going to say that now that I'm really diving into this, he's a spree killer more than anything else than a serial killer. This take close from March 2nd of 2020 to November 9th of 2020.

Speaker 1 Yes, he shot people. He shot one group of people while trying to kill someone specifically.
He was trying to kill a 16-year-old boy and then killed three other kids that were in the car with him.

Speaker 1 No, he didn't kill the kids. The kids, he's getting caught for it.
He killed the 31-year-old father.

Speaker 1 And then the kids that were in the car were, he's getting attempted murder for those.

Speaker 1 Okay, he just got them. Yeah.
He's tagged. Yeah, they're not.
They all live. But he's still like, a lot of this seems to be...

Speaker 1 I am going to say now that I'm looking at this, a lot of this might be gang activity and some kind of other type of personality. But he didn't rob these people.
I don't think it could be past that.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? A lot of times it's not a hot director. It's not like it's random.
That's why it took so long to find the motherfucker. See, that'll be very, very interesting.

Speaker 1 And that is, that's not good. And then you call it first-degree murder.
I feel like that's like a problem because I don't know if they are necessarily first-degree murders.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, unless it is if they are.

Speaker 1 I believe if he walks out and purposely goes to shoot people in general that's enough okay to be considered first degree if he is that normally it's if you did not basically if you did not leave the house that day thinking you were going to kill somebody it can be anything but first degree if it happens on accident

Speaker 1 during a fight i think he just had a gun on him and got uh you know he got an argument when a road rage or some shit it sounds like though if they're saying it's first degree they think that maybe wow yeah one victim was killed when he went to the gas station to buy a pop another victim was sitting in a parked car with a friend on Palm Sunday afternoon.

Speaker 1 Another victim's only crime was taking his family to buy a new puppy.

Speaker 1 The guy who was killed in front of his kids, they were on their way to buy a new puppy. Did they get the puppy? I hope they fucking better act.
Honestly, I'd say you should. I'm sure there's a puppy.

Speaker 1 You're going to have to get three puppies. There's one thing they fucking have.

Speaker 1 I mean, you're going to be. Well, now it's a dog.
And it's probably neglected. Yep.
That's very sad. Very, very sad.

Speaker 1 But it's just like, it sounds like he did just kind of randomly decide to shoot people. And it's the south side of Chicago.
And unfortunately, there's a shit ton of murders there, especially in 2020.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes. And this is what, this is during COVID that he's doing all this.
And like the beginning of COVID. And so it's harder for people to get caught.
And it takes this long to find.

Speaker 1 I wonder if we're going to find more people like this. Spree killers during COVID that we weren't able to catch because everyone's busy with fucking riots in the street and shit like that.

Speaker 1 And just like fucking the people dying in the hospitals. It has been five years, though.

Speaker 1 So I actually don't know at this point how much, I just think that this this is just crazy because it really is so deeply disconnected. Yeah.
And so that is so hard.

Speaker 1 And you're right. It is extremely hard to prosecute these crimes.
Yeah. It's very, very hard.
But they got the guy, the gun lined up with bullets from multiple victims, and it is his gun.

Speaker 1 So it seems like we can go ahead. I mean, he's going to stand trial, of course, and every allege a little bit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, it's it is this fella here is in a heap of trouble for killing a bunch of people.

Speaker 1 And he, and he, as he should, I think he's more of a serial, because I think a lot of times when the younger people in, you know, like south side of Chicago and places like that, it's usually gang activity.

Speaker 1 And this doesn't seem like it is.

Speaker 1 Or it's somebody that is taking advantage of their rampant gang activity in order to go and get some sick intention off of himself, just shooting at people and then imagining it could all be swept under the rug as gang activity.

Speaker 1 Yeah, which

Speaker 1 seems like what happened here. Yep.
But yeah, fucking nuts. Yeah, it is great.
This is crazy. It's a crazy story.

Speaker 1 it will be developing um and then we have another story that is also developing here in los angeles

Speaker 1 there is a gnome oh yes

Speaker 1 you know i'm not going to say in what area of town this is

Speaker 1 but it is in the san fernando valley it was the the gnome was caught i believe it it did appear upon my next door

Speaker 1 One of my favorite apps in the world. I'm a citizen boy.
Citizen is getting less reliable. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Next door relies on citizen. And what's nice about next door is that you really, really get to find out who thinks that every black person is a criminal.
Because Nextdoor does that. Oh, yes, it does.

Speaker 1 It does. Next door is a special place filled with the hermits of various neighborhoods of Los Angeles.
And God, I love them.

Speaker 1 And this man went on a posting spree saying that he believed he had evidence of a gnome harassing him outside of his home. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And as you can see right here, clear as day, this person posted what could only be a picture of a gnome in a ring camera because nobody would wear such a tall, pointy hat.

Speaker 1 And have a weird little butt like this.

Speaker 1 Unlike it, unless it's me.

Speaker 1 But my hat. was in the shop.
It is a onesie. And I could not, I was in there when this picture was taken because it actually has the timestamps on it.
It is definitely a little person.

Speaker 1 It is a gnome, Eddie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It is absolutely and utterly a gnome.

Speaker 1 And I don't think that you understand how important this is, that it seems that the gnome has been caught. Yeah, the gnome is caught.
So the same person. What did the gnome do? Why are we catching it?

Speaker 1 He was

Speaker 1 dinging and dashing. Digging and dashing? Dinging and dashing? Oh, dinging and dashing? Yes, one of the worst crimes you can do in any suburb of San Fernando Valley.
Hitting a doorbell and leaving?

Speaker 1 Yes. That should be allowed.
One of the scariest crimes a gnome can do.

Speaker 1 But now it seems that he has escalated according to this article posted by the same poster.

Speaker 1 Not two days later. As you can see, my God,

Speaker 1 finally it's been caught. On the 27th, a naked man assaulted a 63-year-old woman outside her home.
Do we know it's the same? How do we know it's the same gnome? It's posted by the same man, Eddie.

Speaker 1 But yeah, but there's no way to know that this is the gnome.

Speaker 1 This man declares that it must be the gnome the man who attacked the woman though was not dressed like a gnome no naked he was naked as the new dawn I think he was

Speaker 1 no no I think that this guy he does like to post videos of the helicopters I have been following this man I don't want to even name him because then you'll find out where he lives I've been following him I actually specifically follow his account because of his because of his posting this is also the man that posted the mysterious picture of the apple that said that people were harassing him in our neighborhood oh and this man is scared he's calling it on himself at this point i at this point i want to harass him i think that i do too eddie

Speaker 1 i do too but yes he is connecting these two crimes okay and i don't know if it is indeed real

Speaker 1 But he does firmly believe in the gnome. How do we get Terry the Gnome to give this guy a call? I think that Terry the Gnome,

Speaker 1 you'd know if it was Terry the Gnome because he'd be naked. He would have been the naked one.

Speaker 1 Fucking a mailbox.

Speaker 1 Just like Terry the Gnome is supposed to be, stealing lemons, even though you got a sign that says, Leave my lemons alone. It's a scurvy.
That's what he had to Terry the Gnome.

Speaker 1 He's just like, I like almost

Speaker 1 edging my scurvy.

Speaker 1 Love Terry. Oh, man.
Does Terry ever have a

Speaker 1 skit with old ladies?

Speaker 1 You know, the best, the hardest part about,

Speaker 1 let's say, a mature, full-sized human is that a lot of times, you know me, I'm Terry. I give my all.

Speaker 1 If I'm fucking, I'm fucking from the tip of my gnome feet to the very top of my gnome hat, right? I throw it all in. I am like a bucking

Speaker 1 liquid metal cobra up against any woman's pubic muscle, right? I go right up against that bone. Does it matter how big they are?

Speaker 1 No, no, but find that if they're a little bit more mature, I slide all the way in. Yeah.
And then what? I got to dig my way out like that guy in the whale.

Speaker 1 You mean Pinocchio?

Speaker 1 Yeah, the guy in that video you guys showed you.

Speaker 1 Got to find the light. You know what I mean? Like a plant.

Speaker 1 That's why normally I stick. That's why I stick to shihzus.

Speaker 1 That's because the anal sucks. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but the

Speaker 1 damn thing. Do you know this guy? Is he a part of the gnome community? He's a part of the gnome illegal alien.
I'm gonna call gnome ice on him.

Speaker 1 That's what he needs. No, this is not.
This is according to the man that posted this.

Speaker 1 Yeah, this is not my picture, but was an image sent to me by one of my neighbors on this app who lives in the community. It was captured on their wing camera.

Speaker 1 If you have any information on who this is, please contact me. I am building up a case to take to the LAPD.
He is talking about being dinged and dashed by a gnome.

Speaker 1 And that he's building this case against this gnome. And it is just like a picture of maybe a child running through the street with a gnome hat and a bodysuit.
It could be.

Speaker 1 It could be Eddie.

Speaker 1 It really could be.

Speaker 1 Or this is the loneliest man in the world. Oh, my God.
And he is desperate for our outreach. Yeah, well, we should definitely reach out and at least come over and ring the doorbell.
I want to go.

Speaker 1 God, I want to just go. We got to get a hat.
I'll find his address. Yeah, we got to find out exactly where he is.
You can find this guy. That's the whole point of Next Door.

Speaker 1 We can find the people that post these ridiculous things. You should be putting your straight up.
Just also, this is a good little lesson for everybody.

Speaker 1 People keep commenting on it. I'm wondering what you're talking about.
In case of what to LAPL. You're all like, yeah, everybody, all the people are commenting as if it's real.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 A lot of comments. A lot of comments.
He takes the time to respond to all of them. Oh, very much so.
I love it. Chris W.
W says, looks like he thinks he's a teletopby from the back. Be very careful.

Speaker 1 This is the original poster. Chris, is this a joke? Look at my other posts.
It's a man in a gnome costume.

Speaker 1 God, I love next door. He's so upset.
I love it. God, is he? Do you feel safe in your neighborhood? Yeah, I'm the most dangerous person.

Speaker 1 I saw the same thing in Fresno four years ago, according to Tony Starks.

Speaker 1 Hi, Tony. This is interesting.
Please explain.

Speaker 1 That was his response. LOL.
No, this is not a joke. Please see my other posts.
This is a real issue in our community. I just ran the video.

Speaker 1 God, I love this guy. Maybe he's out there.
So just check on your local gnome. See if they're okay.
Pussy? Oh, okay, good. Let's move on.

Speaker 1 Now, we have... Very, do we have anything else we want to cover before I get to some letters?

Speaker 1 Well, there is

Speaker 1 the guy who blew up the people's house that he went to the wedding of. I mean, it's just kind of funny because it really is just that story.

Speaker 1 It's like, because I was looking into it, there's no connection between that, like, he went, a couple got married. I think you can assume he was in love with the bride.
It seemed like that.

Speaker 1 A guy left in the middle of the ceremony with jugs and jugs of gasoline. Filled the house of the married family with house

Speaker 1 and then blew up the house with himself inside of it. Yeah, yeah.
I think he died on accident, though. I don't think it was a suicide.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I feel like it was maybe his first time blowing something up. Yeah, yeah, it was his first, but yeah.
And so it didn't work out.

Speaker 1 But yeah, Ton Davis and Eleni Vredos were getting married when their residence exploded, killing Anthony Avellia Puebla inside as well. Yes.

Speaker 1 The wedding guest who disappeared halfway through the festivities and snuck out to the happy couple's Illinois home and blew it up.

Speaker 1 Right in the middle of the wedding. Hey, man, I mean, that's how you know they're out of the house.
Yeah, no.

Speaker 1 Yeah, if you want, this is not a murder this is definitely just very upset with the people getting married even though he was invited

Speaker 1 see that's the thing is that he was in so things were good enough to invite him or they felt weird about maybe they thought he was so out of pocket we got to invite him yeah Yeah, no, but yeah, no, he blew up these people's house.

Speaker 1 I'm feel bad. Also in Chicago, busy week for Chicago.

Speaker 1 But yeah, a GoFundMe is set up for the couple who lost their house and six cats.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's sad.

Speaker 1 The cats make no sense the cat is the cats are sad he blew up all the cats there's no reason for that you know there's just so many other ways to get revenge oh wow the gofund me already raised uh 62 000 you know what's a really good way to get revenge fellas if you got problems like that you got to seduce one of the bridesmaids you think so oh yeah i say go for the groom's mom oh fuck if you fuck yeah the groom's mother because she's definitely especially if she's you know a widow or something has anybody ever had that side story so So POTLAGMAL.com.

Speaker 1 Has anybody had their mom get fucked by somebody at a wedding? At their own wedding? Yeah. Yeah, let us know.
I feel like that's a good story to pass around. Nothing would make me happier.

Speaker 1 I've never heard anything like that. I mean,

Speaker 1 I've seen documentaries. I've seen videos.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 And not at the wedding, at the hotel room later on, after the wedding. Or at the wedding.
I don't think, you know, if it happens at the wedding, maybe you keep that a secret.

Speaker 1 Honestly, how crazy fun would that be? Yeah. Think about this.
Like, I know that your beloved mom, like the mashed potato bar

Speaker 1 laid out. Honestly, how would you feel if your good friend, Mr.
Pastrami,

Speaker 1 if he went like you love Mr. Pastrami.
Well, I think we need to pick someone else because we've been friends with my family since six years old. But that's how he set the little too close.

Speaker 1 That's how he set the bond. Okay, so.
It's a little too close. We need someone like Travis.
Travis Irvine. Travis Irvine, I feel like, is a good one.

Speaker 1 And he's probably most likely, I think of anybody on the staff or anybody anybody I've ever known, he's the one most likely to have sex with an older, elderly woman at a wedding.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a member of a family.

Speaker 1 He's not a prostitute. It's not about.
He's not sex for like,

Speaker 1 I don't know. Donuts.
Donuts, yeah, dinner. He's a professional producer and an editor, so he does very well.
Yeah, he doesn't need your money. No, no, but he wants your sex.

Speaker 1 But Travis Irvine, I think, like, how would you feel like if your mom is still alive and you love your mother and your mom got tipsy at the wedding yeah and Travis hooked up with her I mean as long as he's nice to her you'd be fine with it I think so actually oddly enough I mean as long as like he's not leading her on and she doesn't fall in love and he breaks her heart that would piss me off why does that make me I feel like it's weird of like the idea that if they attempted to date that's so much worse than just banging it out.

Speaker 1 I say, oh, if as long as mom's on the board for banging it out, I think that's fine. But, you know, you can't like bang her out and then she get too attached.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, because then you're seeing him at Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 That's not what happened to my mom.

Speaker 1 But I'm down to see him at Thanksgiving and Christmas, but then that's a whole nother thing. You have to be a good person and a good father to me.
That's the thing. Is that that?

Speaker 1 That was like, like, I was saying it about Marcus's mom in a way, you know, like about how she's so friendly and she's so sweet.

Speaker 1 And it's like, it just gets to a point where it's like, you know, like, it would be kind of fun to be like Marcus's dad.

Speaker 1 You know, it'd be kind of fun to get in there and just show up. I mean, like, as your father, I feel like, like, and I just like to just see the reaction, yeah, you know, just because it's fun to do,

Speaker 1 you know, but I think that somebody has a single mom,

Speaker 1 my mom, Rob, both of them, my mom's almost

Speaker 1 gonna say Henry, well, almost single, but no, no, my dad's still alive, yeah, yeah, yeah. Technically, she refuses to flirt, she has many options.
I mean, but this is a good idea, though.

Speaker 1 Travis is obviously

Speaker 1 we've is the I love Travis, and we tend we do pay Travis, but someone they need more money. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You're fucking with someone a little more well off. I need Kumel Nanjiano.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Kumel.

Speaker 1 We love Emily. Emily, you're wonderful.
Sure. Emily, whatever, Emily, get out of there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kumel,

Speaker 1 please. I have your email address.

Speaker 1 I'm going to do it this way. I'm going to reveal to the world your phone number and email address unless

Speaker 1 I'm holding your personal information hostage.

Speaker 1 You look great. You're so attractive.
And I mean this right now. Someone needs to send this to him.
Send this to him.

Speaker 1 If you don't have sex with my mom, please, Kumel, and join my family. You have year.

Speaker 1 I'd say at least a couple years. Yes.
Yeah, until we're ready for you. I'm going to

Speaker 1 dox you. Yeah.
So

Speaker 1 I need you to be with my mother. I think that you, if you don't sleep with Henry's mother, we are going to release your personal information.
Unfortunately. Unfortunately.

Speaker 1 And I don't want it to be like this. You're

Speaker 1 forcing me to do this, Cavell.

Speaker 1 Your lack of responsibility. You should not have gotten so in shape.
You are forcing me. You are forcing my hand.
Yes. And Henry's mother?

Speaker 1 Eternal.

Speaker 1 That was a movie he was in. Oh, sure.
The Eternals.

Speaker 1 It was one.

Speaker 1 I got through about a solid 15 minutes of it, and I was was happy that he is doing well.

Speaker 1 I'm extremely happy that

Speaker 1 it sucks, Rob. It fucking sucks.

Speaker 1 I will finish watching the movie. I promise you.
He promises to finish. I promise you.
I will

Speaker 1 finish. He finishes.
And guess what? I'll even do you one better.

Speaker 1 I'll throw a letterboxed review for Stuber on there as well.

Speaker 1 if you could do that

Speaker 1 please

Speaker 1 because my mom won't know what hit her

Speaker 1 thank you everybody thank you for guys for helping with helping me with this if you could his arms yo he's doing great

Speaker 1 he's fearing you very well i technically should just text him we should get him in here i'd love to of course he's doing the rounds probably not anymore oh whatever

Speaker 1 oh whatever he could like he should be so lucky to fuck my mother

Speaker 1 All right. She's good at making food.
Fucking cut some of this. You're too good looking.
Come on.

Speaker 1 All right. All right.
We'll make a clip and tag him and see what he says. Yeah, let's see what it does.
No, let's go back. Let's get some letters.

Speaker 1 Sadly, right before I saw this, I saw a headline that says, 10-year-old boy crushed to death by 340-pound foster mom after she sat at him for just misbehaving. But we're just going to move on.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Now, let's go to. It happens every day.
It does. I mean,

Speaker 1 Wendy just knows to get out of the way. She really does.

Speaker 1 What's wrong? It's just laughing about

Speaker 1 the momentum. A lot of things.

Speaker 1 A lot of things. All right.
Wendy not getting crushed by you.

Speaker 1 I blame the boy. You know what I mean? That's what I just did.

Speaker 1 Now, I got a couple of great listener emails about Mormonism. I was saying before I was going to save it.
I wasn't going to save it, but I might actually save it.

Speaker 1 Just because I did find out within the confines of marriage, blowjobs are okay. They're they're just not that technically prevalent okay but they do they say

Speaker 1 you can do whatever you want you want within a Mormon marriage okay you also can't like you do can you can legally get divorced but your spirit's forever bound so you just get to see your existence

Speaker 1 no when you die much worse oh yeah of course it's all much worse you die your your soul is already bonded to your husband and then you end up on the planet that he inherits and becomes god of and so that's why every single time i've received i've received so many emails as we're covering Chad Dayball and Lori Vallo about like, you're painting Mormonism in broad strokes and blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 But I'm going to have you know, even you normal Mormons are weird.

Speaker 1 See, that's the thing of these Mormons, man, if they were Catholic, they could be like the Pope and have their lungs filled with calm.

Speaker 1 Guys.

Speaker 1 All right. And Catholicism's got all the fucking shit too, dude.
They got all the fucking same garbage that you guys have. And it's a thousand years older.

Speaker 1 And people don't think you're a weird pervert when you tell them you got fucking, then you're in it. All right.
Unless you're in charge of it.

Speaker 1 It seems like there's different, everybody's like a different type of Mormon. There's many.
Yeah. Stripes of Mormon.
And there's different, each ward. Wards are different.
Households are different.

Speaker 1 Everybody plays fast and loose, kind of with the rules. But technically, if you call yourself a capital M Mormon, no matter what you personally believe, you're on the same bus as the rest of them.

Speaker 1 Just remember that. So it's, you can't, as much as you want to be like, we're better than the others.
others, no, you ain't. No, no.
I mean, all religion is silly. They're all wrong.

Speaker 1 They're all even atheists, I can't stand. Hate everything.

Speaker 1 As an atheist,

Speaker 1 I don't like atheists. Yes, hate all of atheists.
They're so annoying. Everybody can go fuck themselves.
Yep. I'm just in a mood today.
Yeah, you are.

Speaker 1 All right, let's get these. Let's get some.

Speaker 1 This actually, I like what I'm accidentally right. Of course.
Yeah. What did you say? How were you accidentally right? About twisting the radio dials.

Speaker 1 I've been an ICU nurse in Florida for almost a decade, so I've seen some shit. But Henry discussing how to revive a woman by twisting the nips is actually not totally out there.
Whoa!

Speaker 1 Some patients like to fake seizures to receive medication for funsies. This can terrify new nurses witnessing these seizures as the patients usually go full-fledged movie dramatic with them.

Speaker 1 How long can you fake a seizure for? It's got to be tiring.

Speaker 1 How long are you willing to go to get your Attavan? You know what I mean? Like Peno Barbital, babe. They just slop around, man.
They want it, right?

Speaker 1 No, after some years of experience with this, you start to learn tricks to be sure they're having a genuine seizure. Most commonly, we lift our arm over their face and let go.

Speaker 1 If you're with it, you won't let your arm smack yourself in the face. We can tickle your eyelashes and see if you grimace or pull back.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Really anything that takes effort that you can't control during a real seizure. So they poke them in the eye to see if they fucking react.

Speaker 1 Come on, yeah, you actually do that to a guy where they're like, oh, I guess he is really having a seizure. Ow, ow, oh, ow! I guess they won't remember.
No.

Speaker 1 I've witnessed on more than one occasion some old school nurses who are clearly tired of the bullshit do the good old radio dial twist though.

Speaker 1 There's nothing quite like watching someone faking a seizure absolutely lose their mind after an old woman just straight up yanks the hell out of their nipple.

Speaker 1 While it's not exactly moral or ethically the right option, I will say it works. And I'll say, when it comes to fucking emergency medicine, a W is a W.
All right.

Speaker 1 And so it says, according to, again, this is Google AI, so we don't know if this is real or it says a nurse is not allowed to twist your nipples under any circumstances.

Speaker 1 Hey, my health insurance is going to do whatever the fuck it is I want it to do.

Speaker 1 All right. And so, yeah, if I'm coming out of here with a

Speaker 1 $150,000 fucking bill, you better play with my goddamn nipples. Yeah, well, you better make me come to.

Speaker 1 You don't have to make them come. It takes too long.
At least then I'll feel like I'm in church. Amen.
Come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come.

Speaker 1 I got a letter this week.

Speaker 1 Oh, old dogs. A, D, C, D.
I said A letter.

Speaker 1 E.

Speaker 1 I know Ed's struggle. It's all too real.
We're biased as a family and have a wonderful dog come into our lives that just won't pass away. Just will not die.
It's like the Pope.

Speaker 1 We were friends with a family who had four border collies and sadly had to move across the country and decided to drive.

Speaker 1 It was fine for three of the youngest dogs, but at the stage of Skye, who was 16 at the time coming to the end of their life, the family was unsure what to do.

Speaker 1 We offered to take in Skye as part of our family because, hell, she can't have that much left of a mortal coil, could she?

Speaker 1 Well, she was brought over, the family gave us a bag of dog food, and said, Donate the rest when Skye passed. Five years later,

Speaker 1 she's still with us.

Speaker 1 Oh, that dog could buy a beer. Yeah,

Speaker 1 Skye is the best dog a guy would want. She's loyal, beautiful, and kind.
There is a point where we had to poke her every other day to make sure she's still with us. She was a soul

Speaker 1 in a waking, undead corpse. Miss her every day, but don't miss the zombie breath.
Oh, that's my favorite. I love that.
Hail Skye. That's beautiful.
I love old dogs.

Speaker 1 I don't think I ever want to have a puppy. I think I don't want to ever have a puppy.
Natalie and I have talked about this, and what we want to do, honestly, switch back and forth. Okay.

Speaker 1 The next dog we get is going to be a puppy. Yeah.
And the one after that will be an older rescue. I'd like to rent a puppy.
Why? Just so you could play with it for a little bit and then give it back.

Speaker 1 It's fostering. Yeah, you could foster it.

Speaker 1 It's a great idea. Yeah, you just don't pay that guy.

Speaker 1 And it sounds like I'm doing something good. If anybody lets you rent a dog, don't do that.
I would rather pay them for the dog and rent it than me have to really care about it.

Speaker 1 So you wanted to treat it like a prostitute. Like it's a sex worker.

Speaker 1 So that's the idea. So it's a transactional relationship between you and the puppy.

Speaker 1 Because you remember every day, love, you don't pay the puppy to show up. You pay the puppy to leave.
Right?

Speaker 1 And you're going to live your life knowing, yeah, I could get puppies if I wanted to, but if I pay them, honestly, it's just a little bit easier for me.

Speaker 1 And me and my pop-titude, we laugh ourselves to sleep each night because I know in the morning, shit will be gone. Yeah, that's right.
Yep.

Speaker 1 And just, you'll be sitting there getting watched by the ghost of Norbert.

Speaker 1 Man, Norbert's a fucking ghost, dude. And they just keep bringing up his fucking corpse.
Well, of course, he's a star.

Speaker 1 He's dead. We talked about Gene Hackman today.
He's dead.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I'm going to go.

Speaker 1 You watched his movie. I did.
Norbert doesn't have a movie.

Speaker 1 If you put all of the fucking

Speaker 1 Instagram reels together, I bet it's an hour and a half. But I would enjoy if Norbert did play a racist police officer.

Speaker 1 I do think that that would be incredible.

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Speaker 1 That's our job. Huntsville, I'm coming for you, NASA.

Speaker 1 Oh my gosh. Von Braun Center, the new

Speaker 1 wonderful.

Speaker 1 I did not know we've been talking about it. I feel like such a fucking idiot.
Nope.

Speaker 1 We are ready to celebrate her of Alabama as the Nazi scientists. Werner.

Speaker 1 We made him American. We're going to his center.
And we are performing there for the ghost of Werner. And we're going to be there on March 16th.
That's a Sunday. We're going to be there.

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Speaker 1 We are going to have so much fun and we're probably going to have enough people that we could hang out and shit afterwards. So come out to see Huntsville.
We're going to have a fucking blast.

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Speaker 1 We're going to announce a couple more eventually, but we have two in Florida in may make sure you come out to those we got dania beach on may 7th and orlando florida on may 8th i can't wait that dania beach show is going to be amazing it's going to be fun all my school friends are coming there yeah like literally back to high school it's going to be such a funny time it's going to be hilarious people are going to be making fun of me from the fucking audience because they all know me personally make sure you come and check that out it's going to be amazing and then of course we're going to be a contact at the desert this year from may 29th to june 2nd not sure what day we're performing, but go for the whole time.

Speaker 1 We will an amazing time. We are definitely at least doing it.
We're doing two days of stuff. So we will be there throughout the entire weekend.

Speaker 1 So please just come check it out and we will have more specific information over the next month. And of course, the wonderful Crime Wave.
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Speaker 1 We're all going to be stuck on a boat together. Thank you.
Come and watch us all be stuck on a boat together. We're going to have a lot of laughter.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 And I imagine some dead white white women. Oh, at least.
Which is what we honestly, we all traffic on. They told me that there's a morgue on the boat.
And we are going to go. They're going to let me.

Speaker 1 They said I do a show there. They said I could do an autopsy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I hope one of you die.
If one of you die on the boat, Henry and I get to cut you.

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So if you go to patreon.com slash last podcast on the left, you too. could have your organs played with by Henry Zaprowski.

Speaker 1 I don't play with them. I take it very seriously.
He works with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I take the blood.

Speaker 1 Well, hail, Satan, everyone. Hail Gene Hackman again.

Speaker 1 See you in hell, Pope.

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