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Speaker 1 Man, I am getting more and more excited to go to Huntsville. I can't wait.
We're going our way. I can't wait to do this.

Speaker 1 One of my favorite things here, it says, is we got found really very interesting.

Speaker 1 You know, we asked last week to get any sort of recommendations of things to do in Huntsville, and we were super excited. We're like, okay, and we got a lot of messages and we're like so happy.

Speaker 1 And one of my favorite one is this: we said, You got to come to Huntsville, and you have to eat at Hildegard's. We're like, Oh, what's that?

Speaker 1 Hildegard's. This doesn't sound very Alabami-no, it doesn't.
It sounds really good.

Speaker 1 And they said, which I think is like it's, I just like how they put it, it's a local German restaurant that has deep roots in Huntsville since the great German influx on or about 1945. No!

Speaker 1 And my thing was, is that what? What is that? Why does that sound familiar? And it's like, oh, yeah,

Speaker 1 it's because the Operation Paperclip scientists that we purchased had to move to Huntsville. Did we purchase or take? Purchase.
And then we moved him to Huntsville. We made of Americans.

Speaker 1 And then think about this. Then I'm like, now I'm super excited to go.
Yeah. Only just because

Speaker 1 how good does German food have to be? for ex-Nazis to sit and like it.

Speaker 1 I mean, like, I'm not saying it's good that it serves Nazis. Holy shit.
But I'm just saying they were old Nazis.

Speaker 1 And we made them. Schnitzel, dude.
We revamped them into Americans, so it doesn't really count. So, because we went to the moons on their back.

Speaker 1 But if you look at this, like, this food looks so good, and it has to be good.

Speaker 1 Because can you imagine serving it to Wernher von Braun and watching Werner von Braun take one slice and him look at you and just be like, we have a wood for someone like you.

Speaker 1 And they're all like, he's like shaking and stuff. He's like, an excellent cook.
You know, like, they have to just deal with it.

Speaker 1 I love how it looks like all Alabama. Like, they just cover it in gravy.
Dude, that is what. That's a Wiener Schnitzel.
That's exactly what Wiener Schnitzel is. I love Wiener Schnitzel.

Speaker 1 This is, oh man, we are going to eat all over this. Welcome to the side story.

Speaker 1 My name is Henry Zabrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson.
Fuck you. I want to talk about the shtick.
Me too, man.

Speaker 1 And I do, I understand that it might be, some people might be upset about it, but I just love the concept of what they just called local German influx after 1945, which is if that was just sort of

Speaker 1 a coincidence was it? I mean, like, how many, like, what do we have? Actually, that's a really good question. Like, it's probably like, what, like, probably like 10 science.
I'm guessing.

Speaker 1 This is me just like guessing out of the top of my head. I'm guessing 10 scientists and their families.

Speaker 1 So it's probably like 100 people?

Speaker 1 It says how many scientists? 1,600 German scientists, engineers, and technicians came to the United States from 1945 and 1959. They took us to the moon, baby, because they had the I and the prize.

Speaker 1 These guys, Operation, we went, they we got that's what gave us our big advantage over the Soviet Union.

Speaker 1 Yes, and these guys went straight to Huntsville, and that's kind of nice, honestly, in a way for them.

Speaker 1 It is a good place to stash a bunch of Nazis, and no one's going to pay attention. No one cares what happens in Huntsville necessarily because they keep it a secret.
NASA, never a straight answer.

Speaker 1 All right, well, yeah, they're all going downtown straight to what? At least, and the very end. Yes, we know.
Horrible atrocities, for sure. A world war,

Speaker 1 all their fault, but still. I want the bratwurst.
I want bratwurst so bad. I don't care who has to die for me to get it.
Also, I don't, you know. I just don't care.

Speaker 1 I've recently, Julie showed me pictures of when she went to Germany recently,

Speaker 1 way before we were together. And she was like dressed in a bunch of like German lady clothes, you know, like the white shirt with the, you know, the chest heaving a little bit.

Speaker 1 You want to have sex with a hummel figurine?

Speaker 1 She looks very good. When we dress her like her people.
Can we go? Side stores lpotl at gmail.com? Can you send me where I can get a genuine beer wench outfit for Ed's wife?

Speaker 1 Yes, I have her sizes saved to my phone for me whenever I buy her clothes.

Speaker 1 Then can I get one for me? Yes, I'm gonna buy one when I'm gonna stand next to her. I mean, you would look good as a little boy dressed as a little German boy.

Speaker 1 You don't think I don't got the fucking what's German for breasts? Calves. What's German for breasts? Schnitzel.

Speaker 1 Titzel.

Speaker 1 Tits and stuff.

Speaker 1 Oh, Bruce. Oh, yeah, I got crazy Bruce.
You got Bruce? Yeah, man. I got fucking Bruce out the fucking.
I got a day. I fucking got size.

Speaker 1 I got size die, Bruce. And you could just go, yeah, you slap me into that.
These are of age women. I just found

Speaker 1 your fetish.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think I'm finally going to role play. I am.
I'll be a little Jewish, you know, like

Speaker 1 running from, you know, hiding in the, you know, hiding in the woods. So you're going to be Adrian Brody from the Brutalists? No, I'm thinking more Daniel Craig from Defiance.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to to say anybody that survived WW2 and its way and was of the Jewish persuasion, as Eddie, I don't, I'm going to say this in the most gentle way possible.

Speaker 1 You might need to lose a couple of pounds. Oh, well, you know, so they always needed a cook.
See, if you dress as this, you see, this is a later host. See, I've been there.

Speaker 1 I'm going to dress as a German. I want to be like, oh, yeah, I need to get a drink.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you want to dress in a Holocaust uniform so that you can have sex with a, in a weird, fucking twisted fantasy that you want to do, where you want to have Julie act like some kind of like Nazi sympathizer that you're having sex with because her German.

Speaker 1 She's having a sympathizer. She's a Jewish sympathizer.

Speaker 1 Because she's having sex with a Jewish man? Yes. But no, but a lot of them did that and then they would go and sell him out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Ilsa, the she-dog of the Fuhrer.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't let them touch her.

Speaker 1 But she's German. Yes.
Rosing. Wow, this is a lot.
Well, so what does this say? Sexual, sexy Nazi role-playing okay?

Speaker 1 As long as you're a proud Jew. I did.
This is an article from Showwork. It's got to be Nazis.

Speaker 1 Can you, I can't even, I can't read it. What does it say here? All right, it says, there's nothing wrong with introducing Nazi roleplay in the bedroom, according to Josephine Dalton.

Speaker 1 There's no Nazi roleplay. Journalist Mark Oppenheimer

Speaker 1 wrote German was a Nazi. Mark Oppenheimer's writing about this, but he scolded the letter writer for being a self-hating Jew.

Speaker 1 Famous sex writer Dan Savage called on Oppenheimer, who is Jewish, to answer the unusual question on his blog, Savage Love.

Speaker 1 The letter letter writer, a Jewish woman in her 20s, found herself in quite a pickle with her German lover. Oh, see, this is way different than what I'm trying to do.

Speaker 1 She wanted to ask him to fulfill her Nazi role-play fantasy, but was scared he would be offended. Yeah, that's

Speaker 1 the fear. Oh, yes.
How long do I have to do? Wait, I'm talking about a German that hides the Jewish people.

Speaker 1 Oh, okay, that's different. That's what I'm talking about.
You didn't set it up like that. I'm working on that.
I'm dealing with the fantasies being happening as in my mind as live.

Speaker 1 Why are you doing it with me and Rob? You should be doing it with your wife. Well, you know, I come here, I cook the ideas around, and then I present them to Julie later once they're fully cooked.

Speaker 1 See, this is good. Do you think that she's going to be excited that you and I worked out your Nazi roleplay with her?

Speaker 1 Nazi era roleplay.

Speaker 1 You're going to have to go and do that with her. You're going to have to go discuss that and say, Henry loves this idea.

Speaker 1 And then be like, yeah, we weren't going to put it on the show.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Henry really was excited for this idea i bought her a german hat once like one of like the ones that kind of look like peter pan a little bit she wasn't happy about it she didn't like it no but you want your day yeah a hat it's not a sexy article of clothing i'm not trying to take well it is if it's the only thing you're wearing Actually, no.

Speaker 1 I find it strange. Can you imagine that? I don't know why.
I don't know what it is about like, again, if it's a nude woman, I'm already, I'm engaged. I don't really care.

Speaker 1 But something about a nude woman with just a top hat on with just a Peter Pan hat on, actually. I'm looking at this, this, Rob.
Yeah, that's weird. Yeah.
Because it looked like

Speaker 1 she's like a little girl that got transformed magically into an adult. You know what I mean? And that she's still the little girl on the inside.
Hold on. You weren't a lost boy?

Speaker 1 Now she's a found woman. Yep, she is.
He found her. And I'm really glad we explored that.

Speaker 1 So this is, but we can't wait to come to Hansville. Oh, they have the local Mill Arts Center.
Yeah, lots of artists and studios

Speaker 1 with galleries to check out. They have a record store and a dude who makes cigar box guitars.

Speaker 1 Huntsville Space and Rocket Center.

Speaker 1 We know they won't let us in there. We've already asked, and they said no.
Yeah, they won't. NASA said, Henry can't come.
I can't go anywhere. I can't come.
And they're right because you can't, right?

Speaker 1 When was the last time you actually?

Speaker 1 Oh, I come.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I come, my friend. Don't you worry about that.
It'll come out. Well,

Speaker 1 it was what NASA told us, no. It was D.C.
NASA. So maybe Alabama NASA has smaller scruples.
Technically, the LA, was it the California NASA said that they might.

Speaker 1 But our Connect there got a new job. And so.
Yeah, so our LA NASA Connect got a new job, so we can't take us somewhere.

Speaker 1 I'm excited about this, but we do have to take a plane there, and it's been horrible out there. for planes.

Speaker 1 And I did want to bring up this one story. Okay.
Now, I've heard something about this several times, which is, you know, that if you die in the air, there's really not much they can do for you.

Speaker 1 No, it's how Carrie Fisher died. She had a heart attack on an airplane.
Yeah. Yeah.
And no one did anything. Well, I think they punched her in the chest a bunch of times.
They tried to see her.

Speaker 1 They just bullying her. No.

Speaker 1 Can't believe that they would do that. But sometimes it happens.
And honestly, these people are all traumatized, but I actually think it's kind of fun.

Speaker 1 It's amazing she couldn't force the plane to land. Right? Yeah.
She could have.

Speaker 1 She could have if she wanted to. She could have taken the rebellions of the gods.

Speaker 1 Here we go. Now, this story, some people say they're all traumatized, but I actually think it's kind of funny.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Mitchell Ring and Jennifer Collin were on a Qatar Airways flight from Melbourne to Doha, the Qatari capital, last week. Okay.

Speaker 1 About 10 hours into the flight, a woman exited the restroom, collapsed, and died right in front of them. That's very horrible.
That's horrible.

Speaker 1 And they say, according to them, they did everything they could. You know, they pumped her legs, fished around her mouth, they kissed her a bunch.
Yeah. And she never came back.
Held her upside down.

Speaker 1 Yo, everything you do to a woman. Sometimes also with a woman, too.
If you ever, this is a tip how this is for, I don't want anybody, I don't want anybody to push back on me on that.

Speaker 1 I don't think that you never get pushed back. No.
If you want to wake up a woman who's asleep or is dead,

Speaker 1 twist them like radio dials. Yeah.
Sometimes that's how you know if she's dead.

Speaker 1 All right. Now, every time there's a fresh dead woman, always do that.

Speaker 1 Try to change the volume on her. Yeah, pencil.
Yep.

Speaker 1 That's how you find out when they're not. Because most people respond to that.

Speaker 1 But you can't do that in the air. You got to turn the airport.
You got to put it on airplane mode. You do.
You're right.

Speaker 1 That's what they do. So they did everything they could according to.
They said they looked a little frustrated. All right.
And so they didn't know what to do.

Speaker 1 Is that which I don't really know is I guess because her body was right there. Yeah.
Because my thing is, she already paid for a seat. Just you should put the dead woman back in the seat she paid for.

Speaker 1 Well, they didn't put her in the seat she paid for? No, they decided because

Speaker 1 she might have been of the larger persuasion.

Speaker 1 It seems that they physically could not get her back to her seat. Okay.
So they just plopped her in the seat that was open next to this couple.

Speaker 1 So they said they can they said straight up can you move over, please? They said yes, no problem. And then they just placed that lady in the chair that they were they were just sitting in.

Speaker 1 So she just lay there absolutely dead. Well, cutter airways is not delta no it's not but qatar also it's like you're in the middle you're over the atlantic ocean so i do understand why

Speaker 1 you have to well i guess no be over like the indian ocean but it's like i understand why you can't necessarily land no you can't uh so they said that cutter why did they give the other the couple of somewhere else to sit well this is the worst part is that they got stuck in they got stuck in while the because it because this is the thing was the lady the lady was really big let's put it this way i think that some people maybe not me but if a body was placed next to me, I think that some people might be very reticent to get near it or go past it.

Speaker 1 Me, I'm straddling the thing if I have to take a shit. I don't

Speaker 1 know. I'm just going.
All right. I know it's dead.
Okay. I know she's dead.
Go by. I'll give her the little papal.

Speaker 1 You've been seeing the dead body thing and like shitting and puking and pissing and stuff. The dead body thing.
Yeah, you know what I mean? It's kind of like it's like a dance move.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, when someone dies, you just like shit yourself, right? Yeah, you ventilate.

Speaker 1 yeah yeah yeah she she probably she could have definitely well it sounds like she just came out of the bathroom so i think she was empty oh and then she came that's what was keeping her alive oh

Speaker 1 sad that's sad i should think about that now assumingly i don't have a shit that keeps it's keeping me alive inside of me oh yeah you got one you never know when it's gonna come oh wow that's scary to me i have a question okay what would you guys rather sit next to a dead person for four hours or a screaming baby for four hours dead person i think yeah the first hour would be kind of tough, but once you get used to it.

Speaker 1 It's just a dead person. Yeah.
They're just sitting there.

Speaker 1 It'd be different if the dead person.

Speaker 1 The dead person haunts you forever. The baby, you get relief as soon as you're not by it anymore.
Is it just odd to say that I don't think it would haunt me at all? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think that I'm on a plane and there's different rules. I think that if I saw someone die in front of me, I've saw someone die in front of me in an emergency room.
I have.

Speaker 1 I watched someone collapse and that did end the panic attack that I was in there for because I realized that I shouldn't be in the emergency emergency room. You're fine now.

Speaker 1 And then I've seen dead body. I saw a dead body on the train, and I'm not really that

Speaker 1 scarred by it. Well, the thing is.
I didn't go to war. No, well, yeah, those were normal dead bodies.
They weren't like hacked up or anything like that.

Speaker 1 I think this woman, I don't know why they put her in that seat. Why not just put her in a bathroom? I think they just shut the door.

Speaker 1 I think they just were trying to get her in a seat because they didn't want her corpse lying like a log in the center of the fucking aisle.

Speaker 1 And so I think they wanted to plop her into a seat as some form of respect, I imagine. I don't know.
I don't know, though.

Speaker 1 I mean, definitely, if there's more than one bathroom, you jam her in the bathroom, you shut the door so no one has to see it.

Speaker 1 That's exactly what you do.

Speaker 1 No. Yeah.
No. Yes.
Or you find a way to put her down with the luggage.

Speaker 1 So she stays cold.

Speaker 1 That would actually be nice. Or you put her up in the galley where you can literally cover her in ice.
Well, you can't. We've already established you can't, like, we're not lifting her up.

Speaker 1 Well, yeah, yeah, but they could have asked people to help.

Speaker 1 I've had someone help i've had the is there a doctor on a plane on a flight before but they said the worst part was that when they were stuck after the flight emptied they were not allowed to leave their seats because they had to wait until the medical officer came on and worked on the dead body as they were stuck next to it because they didn't want to cross over the body well they just wanted to make sure that she was actually dead i imagine Yeah, again, twist the nipples, slap her face a bunch.

Speaker 1 Like, that's a big thing. You don't do that a lot.
In old-time movies, you remember how they used to do that a lot? There was a lot more, like, slapping people. Yeah, oh, yeah.
You're hysterical.

Speaker 1 They slap you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you know, it's not allowed anymore, but it probably worked on a couple occasions.

Speaker 1 But if I saw a dead, you know, you just give a fucking couple jabs to the fucking dead body. It's not living.
But again, at that point, she's dead. She's been dead.

Speaker 1 Four hours. But don't worry.
They said they went on to complete their trip to Venice, Italy, because they said, you know, they're

Speaker 1 said they're really trying to make the best out of a really hard situation.

Speaker 1 But, you know, they just moved on. But he said, you know, we're on holiday, so we're just trying to have a good time.
And what are you going to do? Go home? Yeah, exactly. No, you're going.

Speaker 1 No, I'm already there. We're going to Italy.
That's what I'm telling my fucking wife.

Speaker 1 Being like, hey, listen, yeah, we saw a corpse today, but guess where we're going to see another corpse if I have to lose all these thousands of dollars on the fucking trip to Venice? We just don't.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. I hope they didn't miss their connection.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hopefully, Qatar Airways. Guitar? Well, Qatar Airways over there.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I think it's Qatar.
I think it's Qatar. I'm just saying pronounce it.
They didn't give them anything after this. Nothing.
No, when are you going to go back to fucking Qatar?

Speaker 1 What are they in? Hamas? Well, no, Qatar Airways. Qatar Airways, it goes all over that area of the world.
Oh, okay. Because that's probably the flight that they had to connect over to Italy.

Speaker 1 That's a long flight, Melbourne to Europe. Yeah, no, for sure, for sure.
You got to stop somewhere. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 tit for tit yeah dude it's great i love being here i love being at the last podcast uh the studio is unbelievable this is fucking unbelievable unbelievable who's your favorite killer on our wall over here uh i mean casey anthony easily look at that smile also she knows she's getting away with it dude when you guys did the episode because this is and i i've said this but it's true this is the only podcast i consistently listen to and i have for years but the casey anthony one you guys did where the cops go into her job, dude, and she's just leading them around like she worked at Universal Studios and did not is the craziest shit I've ever heard.

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Did you get a chance to masturbate?

Speaker 1 I always have to.

Speaker 1 Did Jackie trying to scoop up JFK's brains? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, fuck. You did not put that in here.

Speaker 1 By the way, I went to the grassy knoll for the first time. Oh, congrats.
Did they remove the ex? No. No.
No, there's two exes.

Speaker 1 They're making a devil.

Speaker 1 I think,

Speaker 1 because of your guys' look at all the conspiracy theories, I believe that's how I arrived to my belief that it was the Secret Service member in the jump seat of the Cadillac.

Speaker 1 And it was too early in the Secret Service's life that they could admit that they made a colossal fuck up like that.

Speaker 1 I will not believe that a juicy secret of we killed JFK could have ever lasted long enough because what do we know about CIA guys? As soon as they're sick, they start telling the truth.

Speaker 1 As soon as they'll have a bad cold and they'll start saying stuff like, we definitely killed some people in Serbia.

Speaker 1 She's like, can I get you anything, Richard? He goes,

Speaker 1 I would love some chicken noodle soup. Also, we did it, Bart Luther Luther King Jr.

Speaker 1 That was us. And she goes, what?

Speaker 1 I just had to tell somebody.

Speaker 1 Because this goes completely terminal. It was me with a stipend wife.

Speaker 1 I shot him on that balcony in Memphis. I just can't believe that the secret would ever lay that long.
No, it wouldn't. Have y'all ever hung out there and walked around, though? No.
You haven't?

Speaker 1 No, I worked in

Speaker 1 Fort Worth at this hotel where he stayed at. I was working at the Hyenas.
Jealous.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 The hotel they put you up at is very loud about, like, this is where JFK stayed the night before he got assassinated.

Speaker 1 Like, every elevator bank, every floor, they're like, JFK stayed here before he got shot. They scream it, but I never went to the Grassy Hole.
Well, like the Watergate in DC, now it's all super cute.

Speaker 1 Yeah. They're all like, like the main bar at the, it's called like the break-in.
That's what I was going to say. Break into comfort.
Yeah, it's like not even a thing that they view that.

Speaker 1 They go, I am not a crook.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? You're a hooked up keys, a flashlight.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I was behind the fence on the grassy knoll, and I'm looking at the X. It's a perfect shot.
Well, that's what they're saying. It's the perfect shot.
It really is.

Speaker 1 So when you go and stand there, it's just like, this is even like a good prop. Like, it's perfect.
Yeah. Well, did you, when you went this time, did you see what I loved about

Speaker 1 the first time I went to Dealey Plaza was the conspiracy theory buskers? Oh, very much.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. They try and like take you around and show you shit.
That's their ghost tours? Dude, it's the best. It's they stay.

Speaker 1 They stand on the grassy knoll with like lanyards and like piles of newspapers. And then they're just on loop.
It was just old black men when I went.

Speaker 1 I know exactly. It's the same.

Speaker 1 He comes up to you. He just starts kind of saying the beginning of the story, right? And then he's like, if you want to hear the rest, that'll be $15.

Speaker 1 And then you like, you can pay the man $50. Marcus and I did it.
We paid him money.

Speaker 1 And then we both sat with this homeless man as he described the events of the conspiracy theory and then we started pushing back and then we're now talking with the man and then he's yelling us being like you don't know better than me you don't know better than me and we're all like i'm sorry sir like i just we're we're just visiting this is just this is an important place for our relationship

Speaker 1 the thought of you looking at the grassy knoll and then a guy with a cigarette bouncing in the corner of his mouth going, you know, that's where they did it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then you look and you go, excuse me? And then that's how it gets you in.

Speaker 1 That's how they train each other. They go, it's the opening line.
It's the opening line.

Speaker 1 Jackie shouldn't have worn gloves that day. What?

Speaker 1 What did you say?

Speaker 1 Let's sit down right here on my knee and I'll tell you a little tale about a man from Boston. A lot of Irish brains spilled on that ex and you go, oh my God.

Speaker 1 Oh my God. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 Tell declare. Tell me.

Speaker 1 Now, I'm glad that you even said this because this is, I'm so glad to have you here. I'm glad to be here because you, he was on billions.

Speaker 1 Yes. And he knows, like, even just, you heard that, like, even just saying that about the pitch, right? Like, he knows all about the pitch.
It's and what you got to do to get in there.

Speaker 1 Dastardly people. Oh, yeah, dude.
You know, I worked as I did headhunting for a very small period of time and I was fired immediately. And if you wanted to,

Speaker 1 your character from Wolf of Wall Street might have hired my character from Billions. billions later on.
Very similar in the idea of doing the stockbroker as idiot. Yes.
Which is fun. Yes.

Speaker 1 It's very fun to just go like, hey, what if you're a complete moron, but we're very rich. That's who technically all of them.

Speaker 1 And then you find out that that's literally the heart of all of the stockbroking industry is all fat fucks from Queens. It's all confidence where there should be none.

Speaker 1 It's the same guys that failed cop exams, like became stockbrokers, but it does work.

Speaker 1 but how do you feel about crypto i don't know what it is i don't trust what it is it seems like there's a lot of people that are just getting absolutely

Speaker 1 just wrecked yeah because they buy these like mean coins the one i know the most famous one is the hawk to a girl oh haktua girl and then she was she finally made her cheer her very tear-filled apology because she didn't understand she just didn't understand she didn't know hoctua girl is innocent i do believe that she had no idea yeah she took the money yeah Someone, I do believe that.

Speaker 1 I don't think it was a Kaiser Soze thing where she goes, all right, y'all, I'm going to bed. And then she walks off and she goes, Excellent.
Excellent.

Speaker 1 You don't look at Elon on the phone talking about blowjobs in the street to stealing millions and like you being the person who's. What a bond villain.

Speaker 1 He's like, I didn't expect to see you, Miss Sucksmeo.

Speaker 1 I knew it.

Speaker 1 Hey, call me $25.

Speaker 1 James, I'll blow you. I can suck you.

Speaker 1 James, I'll suck you.

Speaker 1 Him fucking a hillbilly girl? Little known secret. I'm actually homosexual.
No, there's nothing that drives me wild like a little hillbilly girl.

Speaker 1 It seems as if you, yeah, the rug pull with her, and you're right. I don't think she knew what she was doing, but I also did not feel like there were any victims in this.
No, it's only idiots.

Speaker 1 Only idiots lost their money. But now, this is why I wanted to bring this up, this even the subject, is because this

Speaker 1 story really made me laugh. Now, this comes from twitter i don't know if you're aware okay it's an app now a crypto trader known as mr

Speaker 1 you

Speaker 1 he shot himself live on twitter have you not heard about this yet no it's right yesterday we we keep meeting under these crazy uh oh oh yeah by the way right before we even get to the story when you had us on the show the luigi mangioni like shooting haven't had hours like hours before so everyone was like why didn't they go harder in the pain on dan soda show and i was like it's because we didn't know what the fuck was happening.

Speaker 1 The body wasn't tagged yet. Even though.
Legitimately. Yeah.
You guys came over at like 11.30 a.m. The murder happened at 6.30 a.m.

Speaker 1 So there's a chance he was still en route to the morgue. Oh, yeah.
The embalming fluent was not in that CEO yet. It wasn't cool.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 So, but so you can hear it a little bit back. All right.
So take it back. A crypto trader known as Mr.Fuck You.

Speaker 1 He shot himself live on Twitter after losing his last $500 in a meme coin rug pull on Friday night. Now, what he said, this complete, utter chod.

Speaker 1 What does that mean, by the way? I don't know what a meme coin rug pull. I'm going to say...
You're going to say they took his meme coin from him?

Speaker 1 What they do is pump up a coin, a fake crypto version of a coin, right? They pump it up. They all put the money in.

Speaker 1 And the goal is to get out and sell right at the very top, which normally happens within about 8 to 12 hours. So

Speaker 1 now, is everyone trying to sell when they get to that top? It's a

Speaker 1 short of stock.

Speaker 1 I believe it's like that. So no matter what, people are going to get fucked.
Yes.

Speaker 1 If you're in at the end,

Speaker 1 if you know what you're saying,

Speaker 1 showing up at the end of the gangbang. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Why is everything so soupy? Oh, my God.

Speaker 1 Can we put the air conditioning on? Because everyone got a little bit more. It's also, yeah, you go,

Speaker 1 it's warm, but it's also kind of like damp in an unsettling way. Good.

Speaker 1 She's alive. Would you like some cortisone?

Speaker 1 I just need to sit down next to her head. Are you sleepy?

Speaker 1 That is, so that's

Speaker 1 cryptocurrency.

Speaker 1 Yes. That is literally cryptocurrency.
It's that guy being like, well, I'll still take my turn. I'll guess I'll kiss you.

Speaker 1 But this guy, he says, okay, he says he wanted to, I guess, promote this new meme coin. So he had a revolver in his hands and he says, if I die, make me a meme coin.
The gun then misfired twice.

Speaker 1 And then on the third time, it blew his fucking brains out. And then it shot the brains out of the back of his head, which then, and then the stream lasted for another 30 minutes.

Speaker 1 As guess what happened? The meme coins started getting printed. So they immediately did a bunch of them because he was also known as I'm Really Poor online.
This is him with an AK-47 and a fedora.

Speaker 1 Oh my god. This is exactly how I imagined Mr.Fuck You, both in life and in death.

Speaker 1 It It is a cheap, shitty gun. Yes, it is a.

Speaker 1 Was that a Kalishnikov? It's an AK. That is an AK.
It looks like without a stock, yeah, or without the back end of it. So you see, what they're seeing right here, according to Mr.

Speaker 1 Fuck You, his life, he also went by, I'm really poor, he's 23,

Speaker 1 and he said he was going through some mental health struggles, obviously.

Speaker 1 Some believe that the community, in the community, believe that the suicide was tied to a breakup, as he used to talk about his shorty, but suddenly he stopped referring to her. No more shorty.

Speaker 1 No, it was about two weeks ago. And then it turned into a full meme coin circus.
You have a thing called Mysticoin with the developer sending him 70% of the total supply just before his death.

Speaker 1 And then reactions to crypto Twitter were actually really interesting because a lot of people were, of course, like just jumping in.

Speaker 1 So a lot of people made money on meme coins based upon his death in the moments after his death. That is literally the reason.

Speaker 1 That Damian Lewis' character in billions is a horrific person is because he was trading as 9-11 was happening. That's the exact thing.
And that's the exact same thing that these people were doing.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Tragedy strikes, and people go, make money off it. Oh, yeah.
The only part, and this unfunny situation, obviously, someone took their own life. It's kind of funny.

Speaker 1 It's funny that he took three times that he went like this.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I just think

Speaker 1 there we go.

Speaker 1 I don't mind this trend. I think that this could be a continuous life.
We could lose some grandpa stras. Yeah, grandpa, what was cryptocurrency? You go, it was quite the watch for about 10 years.

Speaker 1 And then they all died.

Speaker 1 I just feel like it's a, what are we going to do? Because I know it's the idea of like money's fake anyway. Yeah, sure.
And then crypto's like a new fake money. Yes.

Speaker 1 And so now we're supposed to all believe in the new fake money, but also it's making people kill themselves.

Speaker 1 But if he was going to kill himself anyway, why shouldn't people make money?

Speaker 1 That's

Speaker 1 a true business. What a capitalist.
He goes, I'll tell you this.

Speaker 1 What are the resources here? Can we take them? How do we buy in?

Speaker 1 I think it's like

Speaker 1 the thing about, yes, all money is, and I mean, you could go further and say, like, once we got off the gold standard, then all of a sudden now money truly means

Speaker 1 we stop giving shells for blow jobs, then everything's been downhill. Everything goes crazy.
Money's not real.

Speaker 1 But this is like the most manipulated, like up and down. And I guess it is similar to the stock market when you see stuff happen and then all of a sudden everyone's like, money's down, money's up.

Speaker 1 But this is just like so warped and crazy. And it is silly because it's called like the like sloppy top coin.
Oh,

Speaker 1 hundreds of thousands of dollars, even millions of dollars are getting slopped around with these dumb shit little things, which is the, it seems like the smokescreen.

Speaker 1 I brought this up a little bit in our Anders Bravik series, but I do feel like this is my, it's like a boomer situation here that I'm forced into. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Where several very big studies showed about how memes

Speaker 1 radicalize young men faster than any other form of media. That's because we hate to read.
It's because memes, making it funny and making it palatable make it extremely easy for it to slide in.

Speaker 1 And then, what, how does this sound familiar? It's only a joke. I'm just saying it's, it's just a funny thing that I'm doing.
This is just, I'm doing. I wasn't serious.
Yes.

Speaker 1 And the problem is that if nobody ever is serious, eventually you're going to, it changes your worldview in a way.

Speaker 1 Eventually, if nothing is remotely sacred, all of a sudden, you're a 21-year-old making money off of some dipshit suicide

Speaker 1 because you can. Well, because memes turned you into the Joker.
Yes. Where nothing is connected and everything is like, okay, I'll just kill everybody.
You become a goon lord. You do.

Speaker 1 You become a goon lord. It really, and it's these young guys are like, well, I can make a life-changing amount of money.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, dude, the craziest thing is when Trump did that right before his inauguration. Oh, my God.
And you're like, listen, I am, I hate all politicians. I think they're all scumbags.

Speaker 1 But if Obama tried doing that, they would have bled out of their dickles. He would have been, they would have set him on fire.
If it had gone, I've got a pretty good one. It's called the berry coin.

Speaker 1 I should probably get in

Speaker 1 because get out. And then we're going to launch the Michelle.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? I love the Michelle.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 First, we're going with the berry. Now the berry's up.
And by the way, everyone's feasting.

Speaker 1 Everyone's eating. Everyone eats on this.
We all up, team. And then he rug pulls.
I don't know what happened. I'm going to bed.

Speaker 1 You know me. I got to get early.

Speaker 1 I'm going to play some basketball.

Speaker 1 I got to hit the hay. Well, how much money was made on this meme coin?

Speaker 1 Whoever held the Trump coin, like, someone had like a lot of it. Yeah.
Which is also funny because they announced the coin during a crypto, that crypto conference that Snoop was performing. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Snoop was the distraction where they're like, he's like, hey, hey, y'all, y'all, crypto tizzles ready to hear some rap pistols? And everyone's like, oh, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 That's actually a very interesting way to put it. I actually do wonder if it is even like that.
Like literally, like, Snoop's going to now do 15 minutes. You want to hear Gin and Juice Live?

Speaker 1 And we're literally going to short this in the next 15 minutes. Like, we're going to get this done.
Seven of us are about to make $60 million each within two hours. And mean, everybody else.

Speaker 1 I'm sorry, that shit. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Everybody else, he's sick.
But I just more, it was just looking at him, too. He just looks like such a fucking, you know, how do you say, like,

Speaker 1 does anybody look at their baby when it first comes out of their vagina and they look at them in the bassinet and be like, my son one day is going to commit suicide on Twitter?

Speaker 1 Like, you know, like, he has the face of somebody that would. Way to take something as sexy as Bud Dwyer and make it not cool.
Yeah, buddy. Come on.

Speaker 1 At least Bud Dwyer did like local corruption and was like, he had like a ton ton of shit against them. He wasn't just like, my girlfriend left me and I'm not making any money.

Speaker 1 Now, if all of you are afraid of guns. Which I just don't even understand.
It's like the story of every person who's ever made it. Yeah.
It's like that's the buddy.

Speaker 1 I mean, if he just, well, I don't know if he was. It's like you got gold chains and a gun, but you're wearing a $10 hat.
It's fucking aggravating. That's a Rich Voss hat.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Is it an autograph? I don't know, probably.

Speaker 1 But that's like, these kind of pictures, that kind of like, I'm broke as fuck, but then what was his other name? Is like fucking fucking. I'm really poor.
I miss the fuck you and I'm really poor.

Speaker 1 So look at those two emotions.

Speaker 1 He's sad and he's angry. That's bipolar.
Yeah. That's like he said, he wasn't like, Mr.
Fuck. Not being angry isn't bipolar.
I'm just saying that when he's sad, I'm really poor. Yeah.

Speaker 1 When he's up, when he's manic. It's Mr.
Fuck You. Mr.
Fuck You. That's when he puts the fedora.
Is that Mr. Fuck You?

Speaker 1 Mr. Fuck You.
Mr. Fuck You.
Right there. That's Mr.
Fuck You.

Speaker 1 He's just like, that's

Speaker 1 Mr. I'm really poor with the Louis Vuitton hat to the side.
Yes. Because he is poor because he spent $1,000 on a stupid hat.
I just hate when people shave the top of their mustache. It's really great.

Speaker 1 Unless you're John Waters, you have to be a professional homosexual to have a pencil-thin mustache. You are not allowed.
Or you better fucking own a haunted house. Yeah, go on.

Speaker 1 You better have a haunted house. That's so funny.
Just go, what are you doing? Just taking care of the top of mustache. She's like, that's weird, buddy.
It's like 1925.

Speaker 1 Oh, why don't you kill yourself? He goes, that's it. Holy shit.
That's the song. That's how we'll be right.

Speaker 1 That's how I make the money. That's the meme coin.

Speaker 1 Hey, why don't you kill yourself with these stupid mustache?

Speaker 1 Say that again? Wait, guess what? I said, take out the trash, kill yourself. Stupid mustache.
That's an amazing idea.

Speaker 1 Excuse me.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get on Twitter. How did you get a revolver? Shorty?

Speaker 1 Her name just was Shorty. Just go to, trust me, go pick up paper towels and cleaner.
You're coming back. So we just want to say, again, rest in peace to Mr.
Fuck You.

Speaker 1 And I hope that you guys, you gooners and you goon dames, I've been thinking women goon, you

Speaker 1 gainers,

Speaker 1 you women gooners, if you even exist, I hope that you go out there and you, you know, celebrate him every day by buying a revolver. Yes.

Speaker 1 It's very nice. That's really good.
Really good send-off. Thank you.
I got another story out of Surfside, Florida. This one's fun.
You're going to love it. And you know this.

Speaker 1 What I like about it is you're like

Speaker 1 in the drug movies where the guy tastes the cocaine and he goes, that's good shit. It's a Florida story.
If it's a Florida story,

Speaker 1 that's pure Florida. Yeah, correct.

Speaker 1 And he goes, that ain't no Florida Bama shit. That's pure Florida.
Oh, yeah. Well, this one kind of pisses me off, and I don't know where I stand on it.

Speaker 1 I've actually gone back and forth in my head twice already, so maybe you guys can help me out.

Speaker 1 35-year-old man terrorized the community of surside florida with the chucky doll no what i like he was standing outside of a market and then he was like waving the chucky doll at people and then eventually he got arrested for disturbing the peace okay see i just like it's just a doll but look at it they call him a a fictional serial killer that's what they call that's

Speaker 1 a serial killer they said he's waving around a fictional serial killer and it's like no it's a doll it but it's fine it's a red-haired doll yes yes but um i want you guys to see

Speaker 1 I want you guys to see the news report when we get a chance here.

Speaker 1 Why? Because they take it way too seriously. Oh, absolutely.
I just wish it was a real little red-headed boy. That would be great in overalls.

Speaker 1 A child abduction story.

Speaker 1 You better watch out, or I'll hit you with Sean.

Speaker 1 Check this out. Check this out.

Speaker 4 Dirty creepy crime. A man arrested after some bizarre behavior.
And cops say it wasn't child's play.

Speaker 6 In fact, body camera video you're going to only see on local 10. Police say the man you see right there holding a Chucky doll was using that toy to scare people outside of a market.

Speaker 1 Seems fine, right?

Speaker 1 Having fun. What is this fucking with Chucky merch?

Speaker 5 What a strange one. All right, everyone, we're going to begin it this way.
I tried to get the doll today, I couldn't, but I got something else.

Speaker 1 You know, you know what this guy is?

Speaker 1 He's got a fucking

Speaker 1 costume.

Speaker 1 You're walking around in surfside.

Speaker 7 I was able to get the actual.

Speaker 1 What did you do? This is the worst shit I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 he's wearing he was just happy to expense this for Halloween next year.

Speaker 1 How is this helping?

Speaker 1 A real nightmare. Take a look, take a look, damn.
He was

Speaker 5 what the Chucky is going on.

Speaker 1 God damn it. I will love this forever if he stops and he goes, You don't understand.
I'm trying to get my soul into the body.

Speaker 1 That's what I want.

Speaker 1 You don't.

Speaker 1 I was just walking. Just walking.

Speaker 8 You want to bet? Look, what dollars do you have? No, I don't need to bet with you, man.

Speaker 1 As you can see, he said the doll is fake.

Speaker 5 They warn the guy.

Speaker 5 But Chucky is back. No, not the movie.

Speaker 1 So, this is my question. Did he actually believe in the magic of Chucky? No, he's literally running around outside this market holding a Chucky doll.
Like, I'm gonna get you, motherfucker.

Speaker 1 I'm gonna get you. But the thing is, he said, it was in response to him being not given beer at the restaurant.
So he went home to get his Chucky. You know who could solve this?

Speaker 1 A murderous little doll.

Speaker 1 You know who would never, ever betray me? You know who I could find, I could call to my side. Charles, stab him.
He knows it's Chucky's full name.

Speaker 1 Yeah. He just goes in there.
This news report sucks so bad that they are trying to push the fact of the storyline of child's play

Speaker 1 onto an insane man. This guy should be stripped of all press credentials.
What is this man doing? She's holding her costume up. And it doesn't have the mask.
It doesn't have the thing.

Speaker 1 This is the worst reporting

Speaker 1 I've seen. Whoever set up this camera shot, there's a reflection on him that is,

Speaker 1 you can't stop watching. It's like they have like a street sign behind the camera and they're flashing the sun at him.
See what I mean? Yeah, I do see that. What is going on?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he looks like he's in a J.J. Abrams film.

Speaker 1 And he looks like he. It just looks like the reflection is weird.
Yes.

Speaker 1 This is a thing that shouldn't have been like.

Speaker 1 There's a crazy guy with a doll down the street. Don't go there.
Yeah, but like, why does this man get arrested? And it's because he has a record, I think. He has a very long record, multiple DUIs.

Speaker 1 He has a couple of assault and batteries. It's no man.
No man better than his past. And no man grow past his fucking where he's all the chains, the chains of what I've been put on.

Speaker 1 But what if it wasn't a Chucky doll? What if it was like a giraffe doll? Should it be allowed to do that? Maybe the giraffe's gonna scare you.

Speaker 1 Jeffrey from Toys R Us is pissed they've been liquidated. I wonder if some of his DUIs were Chucky, like he got in the passenger seat and then he put stuff in the ground.

Speaker 1 You would even believe this thing, man. This is a dangerous, he's a crazy driver.
I know the killer that's inside him, and he's nuts. Yeah, he's nuts, officer.

Speaker 1 But just the idea of he's going like, was he he going, eh?

Speaker 1 And also just the idea of calling the cops on him is very strange. Yes.
Hi, 911. You're going to have to listen to me.
There is a man with a tiny porcelain red-headed child

Speaker 1 outside of this door. He's in Oshkosh Pakashis and he's swinging him around.

Speaker 1 The guy

Speaker 1 also the reporter going like stories about Chucky? There's a

Speaker 1 spirit Halloween down the street. I've had it.
I might be able to he goes guys check this out. Let's go live right now.
He's opening the costume. They're like, that's not the doll.

Speaker 1 The only way this is honestly policeworthy is that you take two of them, chain them together. That's a nun-chucky.

Speaker 1 And then that can actually be extremely, extremely junkyard.

Speaker 1 But that is a weapon. But you also got to fill them with lead.

Speaker 1 Are those heavy Chuckies? Those are illegal in the state of Florida. You can't have a weighted Chucky.
Damn, it's wild. You remember the Teddy Ruxmans? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, those things you up yeah you know my favorite uh

Speaker 1 diss ever was our friend jermaine fowler said that my voice sounds like a teddy ruxman running out of battery

Speaker 1 i cannot hear that he said that over 16 years ago

Speaker 1 he goes damn you sound like a teddy ruxman running it's like i want to read this

Speaker 1 no it's because you have a beautiful real radio voice

Speaker 1 running out of battery man i'm i miss my teddy rupskin but i was angry Whenever I tried to hug him, I'd like give myself a concussion because it's a robot. Yeah, it is a robot.
You forget that

Speaker 1 he is a skeleton.

Speaker 1 And you do it too hard, Eddie.

Speaker 1 And he was very cute, so you'd want to squeeze him. He's just telling me stories.
Everyone else who tells me a story lets me hug him. Why can't I hug this guy?

Speaker 1 Look at him. Scary, Eddie.

Speaker 1 I love you, Teddy.

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Speaker 1 There's another story. We got one more of these two more.
All right, this one's, I figured you'd have some fun with this one, Dan.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 Garday or Gardai, I don't know. I don't speak Irish.
No, you don't.

Speaker 1 You don't. It is.
Yeah, it's give us a hack.

Speaker 1 Continuing to keep an open mind on the discovery of a severed hand at a school in North Dublin on Friday.

Speaker 1 It is understood that a human hand may have been dropped into a schoolyard at Our Lady of Immaculate School in Darndale by a bird from its beak on Friday morning. This sounds like an Irish folktale.

Speaker 1 Do you know what they say when you find a hand in a schoolyard? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And and it's got the marks of a beak, it means that good luck is on its way. Oh, suck on his pinky.

Speaker 1 Oh, never take, never take a bodiless hand in a schoolyard or else you'll have 20 years of bad luck.

Speaker 1 Well, a prominent theory in the investigation is that the hand may belong to a local male child who suffered a horrific burn injuries in a gas container explosion at a bonfire on Thursday night.

Speaker 1 What point in the night do you say, ah, hand's gone? Yeah, no reason to look. No one went.

Speaker 1 James, your hand is gone.

Speaker 1 God gives you two until you lose them. You know, that's nice, though.
You got one still. Hey, shake me hand.
At least you have this one. And it's your hand-shaking hand.

Speaker 1 They could not definitely confirm at this stage that the hand was discovered at the school belonged to the boy. Check his wrist.
Why does he just go down and go, yo, that's me? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I would never wear that watch. How big's the hand?

Speaker 1 How many children are missing hands? It looks like one of the ones you buy at a football game with the number ones.

Speaker 1 Absolutely a giant black man's hand.

Speaker 1 This isn't my son's hand at all. This looks like it's Lamar Alden.

Speaker 1 It looks like Tom Shaquille O'Neeve dropped his hand here. Maybe the bird was just trying to bring the hand back to where he thought it belonged.
He dropped it at the school.

Speaker 1 Or the bird was like, look at this feast that I, god damn it, I dropped it.

Speaker 1 It was really hard. I I can't get that thing back up.

Speaker 1 I mean, a full hand, just at the wrist. Yeah, yeah, dude.
It just popped off because it exploded. And then a bird, I do think it's exactly what you said.

Speaker 1 I think a bird picked it up thinking, yum, lunch. And then they pick it up, and then it's hard for a bird to do it.
And the bird don't go back. Birds are lazy.

Speaker 1 They always kind of talk about the early bird and the worm and stuff like that. But I think largely, I've seen birds drop shit all the time.
Birds really give up. They just don't really care.

Speaker 1 The thought of someone coming home hammered from a pub and then being like, I can't find me, Dan Leuter. And then looking up and watching a hand drop out of the sky

Speaker 1 in the yard. And you go,

Speaker 1 the fuck? I'm scared. Just run home.
It's like, it's time to get sold. Oh, fuck.
Oh, I'll tell you what fucking got me on the wagon. A hand falling out the damn sky.
It's from the clothes.

Speaker 1 The birds dropping hands.

Speaker 1 But how do they not know if it's the same child? They should just go and line it up. I think it's because the child, like, maybe it's because he's embarrassed.
Or was the hand mauled?

Speaker 1 Was it like it blew up from a gas

Speaker 1 canister explosion, so I imagine it ain't pretty. Give it a shot.
Also, what's this 12-year-old doing around gas canisters? I mean, what kind of dangerous life is this kid leaving? Europeans.

Speaker 1 Europeans have more fun. Yeah, they drink wine at dinner.
They play with explosives. I'll always remember we went to Berlin and we were walking around, and you know,

Speaker 1 it's this big, like, it was like an EDM festival/slash environmental protest.

Speaker 1 That's very smooth. There was nothing like seeing like 14-year-olds look so classy drinking white wine.
They're all like drinking white wine. They're all like hand.

Speaker 1 I'm being like, I didn't even know what, I didn't know what wine was. I couldn't even tie my shoes.
Yeah, they're all like very, very cosmopolitan.

Speaker 1 And they're all like enjoying each other. They're all like clinking glasses.

Speaker 1 You've never been to an art exhibit since the age of 14. Yeah, they're all just so very cool.

Speaker 1 Well, school was not in session, so no children saw the hand, so that's nice. I mean, that's sad, though, for them, because I feel like that's a fun story for kids.

Speaker 1 Like, I feel like it's stand by me, yeah. Like, the idea, I saw human bones once when I was a child.
It was awesome.

Speaker 1 Really? Yeah. Where did you see them? In Forest Park in Queens.
We went up there and we went to, my buddy and I went past a bunch of, at the time,

Speaker 1 walking around the railroad tracks.

Speaker 1 I was the fat one.

Speaker 1 I'm Jerry O'Connor.

Speaker 1 But we went through a bunch of police lines. My neighborhood in Queens had a very sudden influx of Haitian population over a very small period of time.
And it really changed the neighborhood.

Speaker 1 And it brought in a lot of voodoo and brought in a lot of like practices. And we had like several voodoo head shops in the neighborhood, which were awesome.

Speaker 1 You could see it. Like you could go into it.
It was like a bodega and then you'd look past the guy and there would be a room behind him where you'd have all the paraphernalia.

Speaker 1 Like that you go and you get it all.

Speaker 1 There's nothing cooler growing up if you had voodoo stores oh yeah and you're like 10 you're like can i see that yeah they were like i mean all like they go like no no no no not for you and then i go and i we went to see we went to this place that was all cordoned off and there was blood all over the inst this like they did animal like it was one of those things where they came hard down cops came down hard on the haitian population obviously because of racism and also because they were doing a lot of animal sacrifice with no licenses that's really funny to get a license for animal sacrifice.

Speaker 1 You have to get killing. I mean, that's just fine.
You have to do it in a certain place. Yeah.
You have to do it because, like, apparently, yeah, you can't do it at forest.

Speaker 1 You can't do it in your life. Why are them walking up going, you got the forms? If you ain't got the forms to do this, you should not be out here chopping this fucking goat's head off.

Speaker 1 Listen, I want you to listen. I love Mama Muerte just as much as anybody else, all right? Every day I give him a sip of rum and I smoke a cigar to Papa Evil, okay?

Speaker 1 Buddy, listen, if I could bring back a zombie, I'd be doing it.

Speaker 1 I'd bring back my father-in-law because he was the best part of my life.

Speaker 1 I need the paperwork, or I'm taking you fucking in.

Speaker 1 Now, remember all the places that would sell chickens all over New York? I mean, due to Nestoria, they sell like everything. You get like goats and shit.
Yeah, they're cracking down.

Speaker 1 The chicken ones where they would. Your families would be literally shooting out the side of the building.

Speaker 1 When you'd watch Brooklyn and Queens, especially, you would see the trucks unload and you would be like, like, I remember on 39th Avenue in Queens walking by and being like oh, those are hundreds of chickens and they're all still alive and they're like

Speaker 1 And you just walk by like oh fuck I always wondered if those were more expensive than a rotisserie chicken at the store you never bought one? No, I never bought a live chicken. No, we bought

Speaker 1 We did it once we got one they pre-killed it Oh,

Speaker 1 they kill it for you. Yeah, you go with there and they literally go like yeah and then you like you go kill it and then they go like they snap its neck and then they take all the fellas.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 and they pluck it they pluck it as well yeah they get they clean it all up and then you do how much was it do you remember i want to say literally it was like ten dollars but i do think then i brought it to because it was with carly and then she i think she cried yeah well i mean she's very nice person and also like watching it go like oh

Speaker 1 i want to call him oh god yanks

Speaker 1 bang i just got hungrier did you cook it or did we like use it for a sketch or something we used it for a sketch oh okay

Speaker 1 this is where murder fist was getting all all its prospects. Dude, this is, we used to get a sketch.
We did a pighead one time that we did a photo shoot with. I remember that.

Speaker 1 Oh, and then I remember the time that we did a sketch where.

Speaker 1 You don't think about it. What did we do with the pighead? Did we just throw it in a trash can in the village?

Speaker 1 That's what we did when you got all the pig intestines for the Buttweiser sketch when we thought we needed to have real intestines. There was no way we could ever fake it with any form of makeup.

Speaker 1 And so they covered me in real pig intestines and we destroyed this costume. We fucked up John's whole living room.
We did all this shit just because we're like, no, dude, it's fucking hard.

Speaker 1 No, dude, we're hardcore.

Speaker 1 Like, dude, art. I mean, like, no, man.

Speaker 1 It's like, no, the audience doesn't know that it's fucking real, but he like didn't look real. I remember it being really thin and be like, oh, that doesn't look real, even though it is real.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, this is fake. And you're like, you have no idea the disgusting lengths we went.
And the audience.

Speaker 1 A lot of audience don't know what it's like to have a real butcher. Because I used to go to a real guy.
I remember when

Speaker 1 we asked for the pig guts, and the guy was like, yeah.

Speaker 1 Like he was so excited. He's like, come on,

Speaker 1 you made my Tuesday shift easier. Come here.
It's that bag right there. Yeah, wow.
I love that guy. The Liverwurst sandwiches.
Those things would slow us down. He made his own Liverwurst.

Speaker 1 Do you eat Liverwurst? No. Oh, Dan, it's great.
Are you an advanced meat man? Not really. Yeah, you get sick? No, I can hold on.
Have you ever had head cheese? No.

Speaker 1 What's that? It's like meat jelly. Oh, my God.
It's like a whole stock from your fucking head, dude. I remember listening to you guys going to Scotland and you said you liked the blood.

Speaker 1 Yeah, blood sausage.

Speaker 1 The white sausage, I don't know what it is. I think it's cum.

Speaker 1 I don't know what it is. I eat it, dude.
Solidified.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? Because that's head cheese. So it's like essentially,

Speaker 1 it's a meat jelly solidified.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you right now, by the way, it's very fat forward. I could do it if I had a cracker.
Oh, that's what you have to do. With mustard? Yes.
You put some mustard on the hair. Oh, I could do that.

Speaker 1 Mustard. You just sold it to me.

Speaker 1 Yellow or French? It's a cold meatloaf. I like a spicy-ass mustard, like a Kosciasko.
I like a fucking Polish mustard. Would I look stupid doing it with like a French's? No.

Speaker 1 I mean, French's is a shitty mustard. There's nothing stupid.
Yellow mustard? Let's not get into that. I mean, the deli mustard, if you're going to have mustard, you eat deli mustard.

Speaker 1 I like French mustard. You like shitty.
Yes.

Speaker 1 He's alone. He's alive.

Speaker 1 You're allowed to do whatever you want. Just kidding.
That's why somebody would. It's because they're people that they grew up with.
I just, I like it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I fucking like it. You're going to just listen.
I want to squash this. I didn't realize you were going to cry.

Speaker 1 No, deli mustard. I would do that.
I would absolutely do head cheese. Yeah, man, I love all that type of shit.
Anything that's fucking. Talk about haggis.
Yeah, I love it. You loved haggis.

Speaker 1 I love, I actively like haggis. What? Yeah, it's good.
If you get it, good.

Speaker 1 They don't get it in. You're not going to eat it here.
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 Like LA is no, like LA is not. When we were in Edinburgh for,

Speaker 1 I lived with Sean Patton, and we would hang out every night, me, Sean Patton, Langston, and Emmy Blotnick, and we were like, should we get Haggis? And we pussed out. Buddy, you know, you'd be

Speaker 1 so surprised.

Speaker 1 You know, and then you throw the rest of the trash like a real American.

Speaker 1 You would be wildly surprised how good it is.

Speaker 1 Because it's just, it's a horrible name, and the ingredients are a nightmare. Yeah, I mean, but so is a hot dog, and I like hot dogs.
Exactly.

Speaker 1 It is the same, basically the same profile, flavor profile as a hot dog. Okay.
It's heavily spiced, good texture. Okay.
Comes out like a solid disc.

Speaker 1 There's people that are absolutely disagreeing with you right now. Yeah, they love it.

Speaker 1 No. So there is this part I want to hear about this.
This kind of relates to what we're talking about. There was a wild game dinner in rural Pennsylvania this week where they ate crow.
Okay.

Speaker 1 They had bear stew, raccoon a dooey sausage, stingray casserole.

Speaker 1 Have you ever had skate? No. Skate is basically skate.
Yeah, it's like like Stingray. I think I've had skate before.

Speaker 1 Was it gamey?

Speaker 1 No, it's just

Speaker 1 like it's a yeah, it's a difficult skate. There's not much going on there.
Yeah, sucks. You have to pull all the meat out of all the bones.
It sucks. Yeah, that rabbit kobasa,

Speaker 1 turtle, snapping turtle salami, smoked eel, beaver shepherd's pie.

Speaker 1 Goose and salt. Beaver shepherd's pie sounds like the worst porn I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 She actually got her pussy blown off.

Speaker 1 But we're still going to do the scene.

Speaker 1 We're still going to film this. Yeah, I'm done.
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 And they also.

Speaker 1 What happened is I stumped on a landmine and it took out one of my lips. But still, I'm ready for the scene.

Speaker 1 The Groundhog Chili Dough does sound pretty good. Groundhog chili.
See, none of that. The only thing that really skeves me out is that I've heard bear meat's really gross.

Speaker 1 I've heard bear meat's very greasy. They said it was cow because they put it in like a stew.
Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

Speaker 1 This also sounds like a joke. It sounds like the back of a Roadkill Cafe shirt.
Oh, yeah, it does. It does.

Speaker 1 Without the clever names, like if they just gave up on a Roadkill Cafe shirt. It's a raccoon omelette.

Speaker 1 Enjoy yourself.

Speaker 1 You guys used to call it like

Speaker 1 skidding turf. Yeah, yeah, like, no, no, no, no, no.
It's called rat. It's rat.
It's rat burger. Oh, man.
But they say the things they have

Speaker 1 the biggest trouble cooking is predators, like fox and coyote. They said they have a coyote-smoked ham, and then half the people loved it, half the people hated it.
Yeah, I bet.

Speaker 1 I don't, why wouldn't want to eat? I think dog in general is not necessarily coyotes, not dog. Yeah.
I mean, they're like, it's close enough.

Speaker 1 They're dog adjacent for sure, but they live a different life. They have, I mean, they live tough lives.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see a dog and then you see a coyote.

Speaker 1 It's like when you see a dog and then you see a wolf and you go, no, these aren't even similar. Like, wolves are giant compared to dogs.
And then coyotes are just like, oh, you poor son of a bitch.

Speaker 1 They always have matted fur. They're always like, ah, help me.
It kind of feels like how it was just, we were just in Dallas with Marcus's family.

Speaker 1 And there is a good thing about like, I always sort of feel like maybe I could be a man. And then you meet like all the ranchers.
Oh, yeah. And then you're like, oh, I'm not a man.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I just get in there and like squeeze as hard as I can with the handshake and just be like, hopefully that's good enough. His father has one eye and he still works like 15 hours a day.

Speaker 1 Shit out of us. Yeah.
Yeah, look at that. He's like, help!

Speaker 1 But it is when you, when you shake a man's hand like that and it just feels like tree bark. Yeah.
Like it's not like a real hand, you go like, are you made of oak?

Speaker 1 Yeah, meanwhile, like, my hand feels like, like, essentially the hand of like, you know,

Speaker 1 Hillary Swank. Yeah.
I have Hillary Swank's hand.

Speaker 1 I've never

Speaker 1 met a princess before.

Speaker 1 I think you got Ricky Lake's hands.

Speaker 1 Oh, Ricky Lake hand ass.

Speaker 1 I definitely do. If I went into her Hollywood fall holidays.

Speaker 1 Oh my god, they unlocked something and

Speaker 1 Oh, my God. Junior Henry's hosting a 90s talk show.

Speaker 1 Let's get real people.

Speaker 1 Let's bring them out. You just say that.
Let's bring them on out.

Speaker 1 My sweetest, most beautiful Dan. Oh, my God.
You guys are the best. What a cherished time this was to spend this with you.

Speaker 1 To go from the creek in the cave to this, to go from me listening to you guys as I play college football 25 on my PlayStation 5.

Speaker 1 And then very quickly, I wanted to do this. I know this was Rob's idea, and I think it's fun.
Yes. Because at the end of your shows,

Speaker 1 you do a card

Speaker 1 opening segment. Hell yeah.
So Rob went to the local hobby store. Yeah.
And he got a pack of cards to open that I figured that maybe we could describe. And I've never seen this before.

Speaker 1 It is the Elvis Collection. Yes.

Speaker 1 This fucking rules. So these are, so I'm just going to give this to you.
Yeah. So you're just going to give this.
You get a pack? The Elvis Collective. You get a pack.

Speaker 1 You guys get a pack, and then we'll just

Speaker 1 go through some of it. Let's just see what this is.
It says cards of his life. It is the Elvis collection.
I love Elvis. I love...
The first ones of a toilet.

Speaker 1 Whoa, he's a murderer.

Speaker 1 If you get the peanut butter and banana sandwich, you get another pack for free. Oh, my God, a fake police badge.
Have you ever seen his... I got so excited.

Speaker 1 I thought you did, and I hurried to open my pack. Did you see the ever see his interviews? I'm fascinated with Elvis.
You've ever seen his talks with his or the interview with his cook? No.

Speaker 1 She's wonderful. It just recently came out.
Yeah, no, it was like a couple, a bunch of years ago.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Say, Mr.
Elvis, he used to wake me up every night and he'd say, Miss B, I want my peanut butter sandwich now. And then she'd go and talk about how she's like, I always knew he was hungry.

Speaker 1 I could hear him wrestling.

Speaker 1 She'd come in after taking three of those blue pills.

Speaker 1 And he would be so excited. So excited.
Dude,

Speaker 1 I got Vegas Elvis having a cup of water.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's good. Healthy Elvis.

Speaker 1 Health conscious Elvis. Elvis was

Speaker 1 and on the back, they have these little descriptions of the cards, and it says, Elvis never was one to tell a string of jokes during his Vegas shows.

Speaker 1 He left that to the professional comedians who opened for him.

Speaker 1 But that's got to be crazy to open for Elvis. Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah. I bet you were so mad that you're there.

Speaker 1 Did you ever think about doing at the end of that Lincoln joke? Having it worked like

Speaker 1 you do tags, buddy? You got no thanks, King. No tags.

Speaker 1 Hey, don't stess it. Hey, if you could avoid any suspicious mindset materials, hey, can you do something not about the Chicago ghetto? I'd appreciate it.
Oh, man.

Speaker 1 For example, after sipping from a glass of water, he would say to the audience, during the show, you'll see I drink a lot of Wawa. That's because the desert air is very dry and it affects my throat.

Speaker 1 I've also got some Gatorade. It's supposed to act 12 times faster than water.
Looks as if it's been used already to me, but if it aids my Gator. What? Yeah, it's because it's

Speaker 1 yellow. They printed a quote that makes no sense.
Just him rambling. He got so high on him,

Speaker 1 looks like piss, and I drink it anyway, is what he's saying.

Speaker 1 As if it's been used already to me. Yeah.
But if it aids my gator. Oh, and I bet that got such a laugh.
Oh, yeah. Everyone's like, what? He's talking about his fucking dick.
Oh, oh, you got a guy.

Speaker 1 You know what I mean? He's got a telegram card. Look at this.
Oh, it's Tupac. It's now or never.
It's now or never. Oh, my God.
I'm literally struggling to open this card. I use my finger.

Speaker 1 I had to do this. This is so funny.
You had to like pull it apart. Yeah, because you're the expert.
Yeah, these sometimes.

Speaker 1 For on Dan Soda's podcast, just so you know, on his incredible podcast on Saturday mornings, we open up cards with the,

Speaker 1 and we've, we've stopped doing it with everybody because I think we've kind of reached the point where you go like, you know, you were talking about

Speaker 1 saturation point? Yeah, you when you were talking about

Speaker 1 Bobby Bunia. And I love my Bobby Bunia bit, and I also still herald him, but at some point, the time does go, and you can't always do the same bit always.
Oh, wow. You know what I got? Smirking Elvis.

Speaker 1 childhood home

Speaker 1 childhood home wow

Speaker 1 shotgun shack and he was born in it january 8th 1935.

Speaker 1 oh he's a he's a capricorn he's talipo uh to how do you say that mississippi tupelo tupelo mississippi someone just got so mad at me see this was this is the live series i remember this one's like this these are part of the same live show that he did these are the like the the comeback tours you know no i do find it interesting that he never toured internationally really he also invented the live stream

Speaker 1 He never toured internationally? No. What a pussy.
All right, this one's here. No, it's because the colonel wouldn't let him.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's what it was. I would call him in this.
The colonel was wanted. This was him on the shrieking tour.
This is when all the girls would see him and shrink.

Speaker 1 Colonel Parker's inspiration to have Elvis do a benefit concert for the USS Arizona Memorial at Pearl Harbor in 1961 turned into a total triumph show for all concerned. First off, Shell was hot.

Speaker 1 Elvis stood at the microphone and sang as if his life depended on it. Secondly, Secondly, the fundraising triggered an outpouring of public support.

Speaker 1 Because Elvis had it like that. See, this is the kind of shit I like.
See, this is the version of Elvis I like the most, which him, big thick belt on, just at work. Yeah.
He's relaxed.

Speaker 1 Elvis relaxed wherever, whenever, and however he could.

Speaker 1 Here you see him participating in an early 70s Easter egg hunt at his home in California. Given his demanding schedule, it's a wonder that he ever got to relax at all.

Speaker 1 There were songs to record, movies to make, concerts to do, and on rare occasions, television specials to consider.

Speaker 1 In spite of this picture, it should be obvious that Elvis never put all of his eggs in one basket. Oh my God.

Speaker 1 That guy wrote that and pushed away from his desk and went, Well, that card's done. Yeah,

Speaker 1 well, print that fucking thing. I'm going to go home and have sex with my husband.

Speaker 1 I got one here. This is him explaining how it's okay for him to call Priscilla, even though she's only 16 years old.

Speaker 1 He goes, Now, here, listen. Here's the deal.

Speaker 1 You have to understand. She's the most mature woman I've ever met.
14, I'm going on 40.

Speaker 1 Now, here's the deal. I know it weirds out some of the boys, because she still likes her building blocks.

Speaker 1 But I told them, I told them, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. I go, how are you supposed to build a home if a girl don't like to build blocks?

Speaker 1 He goes, God, Goddamn, Elvis, you really got me with that Gatorade joke and then that your bride isn't a child.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll really turn around.

Speaker 1 The old flipperoo. They thought they had me.

Speaker 1 They had me in the first half, not going to lie.

Speaker 1 It's not called grooming if it's a horse.

Speaker 1 Well, man.

Speaker 1 Honestly, thank you so much for joining us. Fucking rules, dude.
I honestly do wish that these were, I do wish we had a little bit more of the food involved. Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's a couple of garbage pail kids over there, too. I got one for each of you guys, just in case you.
Studded jumpsuit. Dude, look at that.
That's my dream, man. Look at it.
Dude, blue.

Speaker 1 There's Alley Gator, which is weird.

Speaker 1 That's for the Alley Gator. These are garbage pail kids.
Max Axe. And then we have here, this is Shaggy Aggie.
This is making fun of women with underarm hair. Yeah, this is.

Speaker 1 And then this one here is referring to

Speaker 1 an executioner. This is garbage pail kids.
For those of you who don't know, this was a thing that we liked as

Speaker 1 children. I love garbage pails.
Because they took the cabbage patch kids and they were like, what if they were Dak and twisted? And you were like, yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 Thank you. What if Satan made his own garbage pail kids?

Speaker 1 I'd say, buy it, buy it. But this I find to be ignorance.

Speaker 1 Pure ignorance. I think the pedophile series with Elvis is way better.

Speaker 1 This is spookier than any cabbage.

Speaker 1 They should mix them in the same deck.

Speaker 1 Oh no, I got stinky McLunky, and then also, oh, God, Elvis kissing a 13-year-old. Hey, hey, listen.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, Mary.

Speaker 1 She has the lips of a woman. Don't forget that.
Hey. And here's one of Elvis giving her father a catalyst.
Oh, here's the thank you.

Speaker 1 Hey, nothing makes you forget about your little baby girl like keys dropping into your palms. Oh, you tell me, what was it like when she was in your palms?

Speaker 1 Can I get a feel?

Speaker 1 I want to feel where she came from. That was incredible.

Speaker 1 Oh, sweet dearest Soder. I love you guys, Soder.
Please listen to the Soder podcast and check him out. He's on tour this weekend in San Diego on the 28th at the Balboa Theater.

Speaker 1 Which is a great theater.

Speaker 1 Great place to see your show. And then you're going to be in San Francisco on the second or the first? On the second.
On the second, San Francisco at the Palace Fine Arts Center.

Speaker 1 And then, of course, Grand Rapids, Michigan, Gilda Fest on March 8th. Go check out Dan Live, one of the best comedians on earth.
I am.

Speaker 1 Your HBO special is it's you literally the only special I've watched twice. Oh, thanks.
Yeah, it's so good. I fucking love it.
It's just awesome to come out here and be able to do this.

Speaker 1 I love you guys so much. Please tell Marcus I said hi.
I'm so proud of you. By the way, Marcus produced a podcast for me and Mike Racine in like 2008.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 man, we should have held on to that.

Speaker 1 And man, we fucked up. We fucked up in time.
Day jobs. Yeah,

Speaker 1 I remember that. He was a mover.
I was a waiter, and we'd just come in and bitch about stories, but we really didn't know how to podcast yet.

Speaker 1 And now we're seeing his fun. He's still cracking.
Yeah, I love Microcene very much. But

Speaker 1 tell Marcus to said, hi. I'm so proud of you guys.
This is so cool to see you guys have your own fortress in the city of angels. Dude, thank you so much for being here.

Speaker 1 Check out the goddamn show. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It's the Dan Soder Soder podcast. I'll be listening to you guys.
Bye. As I play college football and yell about it.
Yeah, do it. Fuck yeah.
All right. Bye, fucker.

Speaker 3 Live from Northway.

Speaker 1 What an amazing time we had. Oh, I love Dan.
He's the best.

Speaker 1 Nothing makes me happier than old New York buddies, man. I love them.
They really, it just, it warms my heart. Yeah, it's good to see him still around.
Still around? He's fucking doing amazing.

Speaker 1 He's aggression. Playing theater, solo.
He's doing great. So go to patreon.com slash last podcast and left.
You can watch us go through the whole card scenario. We're having so much fun.

Speaker 1 Also, go check us out on the big flop with Misha Brown. We talk about...
Joe Exotic. That's right.
We really, we really fit in with his audience.

Speaker 1 And I'm excited, though. Like, go check it out.
He was super funny. He was amazing.
I had such a good time talking to Misha. He was so fun.
He was a very sweet man. Very, very sweet.

Speaker 1 And then go check out all of our horseshoe on Twitch, twitch.tv slash LPNTV. We have Good Pud live this week.
Yes. At 6 p.m.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and next week, we got Hoopagoo Games coming back on March 6th with MJ Neffel, the wonderful Rob Hayes and Olivia Grace. It's going to be a lot of fun.
Ooh, yeah. It's going to be a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 And go to LastPodcastonLeft.com and buy tickets to see us live. Our show's better than ever.

Speaker 1 Come to Nashville.

Speaker 1 HU next Tuesday. We're going to Huntsville.
Come out to Huntsville. Yeah, March 16th.
We're going to be fucking chilling there. Side story's going big, baby.
We're going to have a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 Come check us out. We're going to eat some Yerman food.
We're going to have diarrhea. Come, please, watch us entertain.
We are coming from hot chicken to schnitzel, seeing what's better.

Speaker 1 I'm very excited because we're going to be in Nashville with last podcast at the Ryman two days before that on March 14th. I'm done with hot chicken.
You're done with hot chicken. It's a prank.

Speaker 1 We've talked about this in the show for years. What are you talking about? Hot chicken.
It's a prank played played on local, play from locals onto us. Well, you get the mild.
Don't go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you get mild. You have to get the mild.
Yeah, what are you talking about? Yeah, you don't get the ridiculous one. And it's delicious.
It kind of wasn't barbecue. I think it's your fault.

Speaker 1 I like barbecue. No, the last time I went extreme with it, it was very bad for me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't do that, man.
It's bad for you.

Speaker 1 Also, right after Huntsville, I'm going down Florida, baby. I'm starting my invasive species tour on March 20th.
I'm going to be in Jacksonville. The 21st and 22nd, I'm going to be in Panama City.

Speaker 1 And I just found out it's going to be spring break.

Speaker 1 Yeah. If you want to watch your boy get destroyed by a bunch of drunk, horny, 18-year-olds.
Oh, you are going to be.

Speaker 1 You are. You're not going to be in that comedy club, bro.
They're going to rip me to shreds if they do come.

Speaker 1 And then the night after that, on March 23rd, I'm going to be in Tallahassee, Florida with Danny Bedrosian back at our old stopping ground.

Speaker 1 What used to be Brothers. So fun.
It's now the 926 Bar and Grill. I'll be playing there.

Speaker 1 All those tickets are available on EddieTunes.com. Also, we're going to be doing, in May, I'm going back to Florida.
I'm doing some shows in Naples and Key West by myself.

Speaker 1 But in between that, Henry and I got a couple side stories live. We're doing O-Town.
We're coming on to Fort Lauderdale. Come and check us out.
O-Town, actually, the tickets are doing really well.

Speaker 1 But come check us out at Fort Lauderdale. I have no idea what in the living fuck that's going to be like.
Oh, it's very exciting. I've done that place a little bit.

Speaker 1 Dania Beach Improv is a great comedy club. I really love that place.
I've done it a a million times with Jeff, and I can't wait to come back home and see my people and I'm going to be there.

Speaker 1 I got the Publix jokes in hands. You guys are fucking ready for it.
Yeah, can't wait. And then also Atlanta, we added a second show at Dad's Garage.
Yes, we did. Make sure you check that out.

Speaker 1 We sold out the first show and we haven't actually announced this yet. No, we have.

Speaker 1 Make sure you go check it out. They are available at lastpodcastnolif.com.
And I'm going to say a thing that I don't know what it means yet. They're going to be different formats.
Yes.

Speaker 1 No, they're going to be a different show. So if you you want to come to both, they will be different.
Yes, which means that Henry and I are going to riff both of them. Yep.

Speaker 1 And it's going to be, you know, and we're, but you're going to help us. They're going to have a structure.
You're going to see, there'll be a structure. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Structure. Sure, yeah.

Speaker 1 You know, structure. You know, we do.
You've seen us live. Yeah.
Come to your presentation. All right.
Hail Satan, everyone. Yes.
Hail Dan Soder. Yeah, he did good.
Fucking love that guy.

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