Side Stories: Movie Stories V

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Side stories?

That's when the cannibalism started.

Side stories.

Yes.

Jackie, you need to take it to heart that being Polish means you're not white.

I learned that from the Himmler series.

Is this why you brought me on today?

Yes.

Yes.

Okay.

Yeah, to tell you that you're not white.

Racial adjectives.

You're out, Jackie.

I'm out.

You're out.

Yeah.

Just of the white club of the world.

I'm also Polish, but I get to stay in.

Oh, why?

Because I'm a man.

That's a mean case.

So I'm the one that's out, but Henry is still in.

Unfortunately, yeah,

he's a man.

Okay, all right.

Well,

I have both.

I can claim white and.

Oh, you're like Jamie Lee Curtis?

Yes, I can claim white and person of color, that color being pink.

Yeah.

Oh,

but I mean, I feel like I look a little roasted myself.

I'm fairly pink.

You're a normalized Italian-American.

Whoa.

Oh, capische.

Capiche.

And we took that away from you.

I thought that they were also not white.

No, we gave it to the indigenous.

Oh, because of Indigenous Peoples Day?

Columbus Day was the day that made Italian people not white.

I'm going to blow up a spot real quick, all right?

I was at, all right, okay, so I was in Madison, Wisconsin on Indigenous Peoples Day.

I performed the night before, it was a great night.

Thank you for everyone who came out to comedy on stage.

Great plug.

Okay, it's not a plug.

The show's over.

It was a thank you.

Okay, great.

Thank you.

That's the difference.

Yeah.

All right.

I want to ship back the rest of my merch.

Didn't sell all of it.

Big surprise.

Smaller sizes?

All smalls are left.

Smalls and mediums are left.

Yeah.

I go to the post office.

Closed.

Indigenous Peoples Day.

Good.

Interesting.

Good.

You know, no, that's what I said.

I'm like, you know what?

I deserve it.

I Google, where's the FedEx?

On the other side of the Capitol building in Wisconsin.

Beautiful Capitol building in Madison, Wisconsin.

Really?

Gorgeous.

It was actually way, it was way better than it had any right to be.

All right.

So I'm walking around the Capitol in Wisconsin, Madison, Wisconsin, Indigenous Peoples' Day.

There was people working on the lawn.

Unbelievable.

You believe that shit?

They were white.

No.

See, I would have put out all the the whites.

But not me, I would have had a day off.

See, I wish he had had this conversation with me a week ago, and then I would have taken the day.

But you believe that?

The fucking

governor

of Wisconsin.

Whoever you are, I don't care to learn your name, you piece of shit.

Wow.

You having the maintenance workers work on Indigenous Peoples' Day.

Probably not the governor's time.

I should have taken a picture and blown that.

It's his building.

Or hers.

Well, thank you.

Thank you.

I'm just glad that we began today's episode.

I'm coming for you, you cheese fuck.

I'm glad that we began today's episode with a threat to the governor of Wisconsin.

I'm coming for that.

That beautiful building.

Well, they don't deserve to have a beautiful

side stories.

My name is Henry Zabrowski.

I'm sitting here with Ed Larson,

Tony Evers.

Unfortunately, you're on watch.

Yeah.

Is that his name?

Yep.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, look at that.

He looks like someone.

Yeah.

He's probably in there jerking off, watching him work.

Oh, absolutely, Tony Evers.

Oh, give me another curve.

Really in the weeds here.

Now, and we're sitting here with...

I ain't taking no shit.

My

darling sister, Jackie Zabrowski.

P-O-C, Jackie Zabrowski.

Ken, I start calling myself that because of that.

P-O-S-bitch of color.

Yeah, bitch of color.

I'm a P-O-C.

Yes, I'm a bitch of color.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I would say bitch of a certain color.

Okay, a bitch of color.

A specific color.

You're a Bosch.

I was thinking I were a bad body.

I'm a Bosch.

Okay.

Woo-hoo.

How is our buddy Bosh?

Well, for those of you that don't know, Big John is a man that we brought up on the stream.

If you want to find out who Big John is, go and see our replays at LPN TV over at YouTube.

And I've been hearing you pretend to be this man for many minutes, and it sounds like you need to get into him.

But Bosh, Mr.

Big John, decided that he's a British food influencer, which means all of the food that he influences is disgusting.

He's still in a yuckbang.

Yes, yes.

But

he got detained in a Perth airport after he declared that he was going to do a series of meet and greets throughout the cities of Australia without obtaining a proper work visiting.

Big John has huge Johnny's.

He's got big ideas.

He's got big ideas, but some of those big ideas require paperwork, Big John.

Whatever cockney idiot you listen to that told you that meet and greets.

Oh, you just go and have a good time.

Shake some hands.

What's wrong with us?

And it's literally

somebody told you that it was a gray area and it was not a gray area.

So Big John, unfortunately, was deported from Perth this morning.

But he's sure the gray area is between his taint and his balls.

Dude.

He hopes it's gray.

Is that where he keeps his huge Chinese?

I'm just so curious as what it means by Big John has huge Chinese.

Look at his belly.

It going into his belly.

No, he's Big John, but what is huge Chinese?

With the UK, you have to remember, they leave certain articles out, right?

Like they say,

they go to hospitals.

Yes.

Right?

So in there, when they say having a big Chinese, that's like a big Chinese meal.

He's having an Asian meal.

He's having a big Chinese,

okay?

But the thing with Big John is that he is very pro-immigrant.

He probably fought for the years.

He's very outspugging.

But then now he's detained in an immigration detention.

We've got to go save him.

No, he's fine.

He's the girth in Perth.

Big John literally needed to learn this lesson.

He learned this lesson.

He's learning absolutely nothing.

nothing from this.

Oh, no.

Do you think so?

Oh,

it's his birthday.

Birthday.

Well, you need the proper immigration paperwork.

Even a new birthday.

That's how it works.

And that's just unfortunate.

And he's learned.

That is the true.

That's the journey of the immigrant.

Yeah.

And he learned right there of what you got to do.

There's another British celebrity in the news, right?

There is.

And oh, my lord, I'm so glad that Jackie is here for this episode.

I've I've been waiting for a platform to be able to talk about this.

And thank you guys so much for giving.

Because people want to know what I think about Ian Watkins.

For those of you that don't know, lead singer of everybody's favorite band Lost Prophets, Ian Watkins, apparently also convicted pedophile and sexual offender.

Found prophet.

He is.

Oh, yeah.

They found him very guilty.

He is finally fucking dead.

For those of you that don't know, go look it up.

It's really horrible.

I know nothing about this, really.

All I know is he fucked a baby, right?

Well, I've been sitting here reading about it, Eddie, and it turns out it wasn't fun for a lot of people.

Except for him.

He tried to fuck a baby, which is actually honestly one of the things that's so hard because babies, they just lie there.

No, there's other things that he does.

He did try.

He did have sex with children, multiple children.

There were people.

He had multiple children.

He made bestiality videos.

He made a bunch of children's fans.

But Jackie, all stuff that he should have been focusing on the music.

Because when I think about the music, I feel like that's where everything suffered.

Yeah, you know, I've never even heard of their band.

It's oh, let's throw up a track.

I don't think we can.

I think I can play it for you.

I may have to take it out of the episode.

And then we'll give you a snippet.

I can give you a little snippet.

Can we do a thing, Rob, where you throw up a sample of Lost Prophets and then we're going to put something in its place?

For sure.

Yeah, I can make that happen.

Isn't that what he just said and you said it back to us?

God, it's always the worst music.

God, I could you.

Oh, man.

Alright, that's enough.

I get it.

Is that him?

That's him.

Oh, I remember that.

Gooku Gaga, I want a piece of that leadser.

You know, you remember this.

Well, Nicora, we were both listening to this whiny shit.

Oh, my God.

I can't right now with this.

Okay, yeah.

People are going to be angry.

I didn't realize that was a Lost Profits fan.

That's them.

That's them.

Yep, Lost Man.

You were a Lost Prophets fan.

Of course you were.

I mean, I knew that song.

A lot of people liked that song.

Really?

Yeah, it was a very popular song.

People liked it.

Last Train Hone was very popular, yes.

Yep, and it was the last train he took to the prison cell.

He had 13 different crimes he was convicted of, including

attempted rape of a minor, an 11th-month-old boy, conspiracy to rape, as well as possession of child pornography, of which 24 of the 90 images were considered to be level five, which is, you know, Mrs.

That House and Mrs.

That House.

That house, and it comes out.

And it comes straight after you.

And they say that's the most vile category of all because that's called when you don't give them.

It's called when you don't give them a reach around.

Man, you know what?

I got to say,

who poor cops, I think about this every time.

It's just like, all right, here's a series of videos.

Level them.

I mean, that's it.

They're all arguing about it.

You know that that's actually a legit thing within, especially like the FBI, to talk about this.

I'll lay this out out right now.

When I was going to write

the series that Natalie and I wrote, Trollville, that featured me as a person living in their basement, and it was all right before the first Trump election.

And everyone wanted to know who was electing Trump.

And we were the, that was like a video that we put together this story of a man that was a troll on the internet that was then challenged by being thrust into real life.

Yeah.

And I realized with the second season, what I'd always wanted to be was to be one of these guys, which is that Toby, my character, would be one of the human eyes on content that needed to be pulled off of social media networks because that's what they have to do.

It's like, so they haven't, they're working on AI and computer programs to watch this shit on its own.

Oh, right.

But the problem is they need human checkers to double the work.

Of course.

So you have these people.

So it doesn't even matter.

There's no reason to have AI watch trial pornography.

I mean, unless we're trying to teach them how to make great stuff.

and so watkins he was jailed in 2013 he admitted a string of horrific sex offenses including the attempted rape of a fan's baby a trial judge later said that the charges against watkins plumbed new depths of depravity and he was jealous and apparently he said that that was the problem is that the password

on the encrypted files to his computer was i fuck

kids

which is honestly dz period but isn't it usually like what they check first is like that kind of stuff like i fuck children fucking children is good.

It actually takes a quite a bit for someone to flag your statements on the internet.

They have to build up a case against you.

Oh, I meant after he was already going through it.

I feel like that's, you know, you probably should have covered your tracks a little bit better.

So, Henry, did you change all your passwords?

Yeah.

Also, I pulled that application out for my vanity license plate because I thought mine was extremely unique.

He was arrested in September 2012 after police executed a drug search warrant at his home in Pontypridd and seized a large number of computers, mobile phones, and storage devices.

Now we know that he was on protective lockup in jail.

So he was

in Britain.

In Britain, he was like, it's this, what was this place?

It was called like

the, I forgot the name of the prison that he was in that has like a funny name.

It's called like Monster Mansion or whatever.

And it's all these extreme criminals in the UK.

And he's one of them.

And he has been under extreme protective custody, walking every has had no like time to his own he's always on a suicide watch he was actually held at knife point in 2023 already yeah so he was ordered david went to go for so this time what is that popular

they are gutted they were very much so gutted for him so the guys got him and so they stabbed him to death How many times?

Many, many, many, many, many, many times.

Rashid Gedel and Samuel Dodsworth were arrested on suspicion of murder and were taken into police custody.

And they are very happy about it.

He was assaulted.

It seems that his throat was slit.

I imagine that those guys are going to be getting very like extra food for the rest of their meals in prison.

You know, it's just one of those where people are like, an eye for an eye makes the hoe, but it's like, nah, man.

Yeah.

You know who said that?

Gandhi.

Yeah.

You know what he did?

Naughty.

Kids.

Oh.

Well,

you could say Gandhi fucked kids.

It's more like he married his cousin.

And it's just different when you think about all the other stuff.

When you're so hungry, it's like the choices you make.

Separate the art from the artist.

And so this guy could have happened to a nicer guy.

Ian Watkins.

Got him.

That's a big old got him.

I hope he got to put in one last prayer so he could go to heaven with Charlie Kirk and Jimmy Saville.

He won't be able to get to heaven.

What?

He's lost.

Oh, my God.

If he says I'm sorry, right before, they do believe in certain Christian ideologies, largely also in the Catholics, and the idea that no matter what you do in this life, you go to purgatory.

Do you know

the Protestants hate, that's why they hate the Catholics because they say you can't trust them.

You can't trust them because they could just commit a crime and then confess their sins and be forgiven.

You can't trust them.

Yep, of course.

Yeah, it's a cult.

It's a cult.

We eat the flesh of our fucking flayed Savior.

I mean, you know, it's half my family.

Yeah, you know what?

And your family.

Well,

I didn't say I trusted my family.

We will eventually do some run-up of Ian Watkins, but we, because I don't want to go through all of the details.

Can we not talk about him ever again?

I feel like this is fine and all he deserves.

Actually, I kind of wanted to do a series of things.

I wanted to do a series of things.

I want more details, guys.

You know what I call this type of murderer, this type of person's criminal?

A cake pop.

Yeah.

They were ready to take him.

Because once he popped, his fun didn't stop.

That's pretty cool.

I've been listening to cake pop.

It's delicious.

Yes.

It's more of something tiny stuck on something very long and thin.

Well, let's get to some movie talk.

Yeah, this is a.

Hell yeah.

I love it.

Like, this is all going to happen.

And then, like, we're going to put this episode out and people are like, I can't believe Jackie was there.

That's my favorite.

With that, we'll take no shit.

Oh, yeah.

It's all going to be Jackie.

It's all going to be the people up eight seven be real upset.

I didn't say anything bad.

Yeah, I know.

But guess what doesn't matter?

Yeah.

Sit next to me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean, I did say that, you know, I'm fine with what happened to him.

You know, you don't want to wish evil on a person, but.

It's not evil.

It's,

you know, getting stabbed to death.

I think you're both terrible people.

Stab them together.

I think every life is sacred, which is why every time I even masturbate, I save it.

Because I know each time I look at it, because I can't bear it.

So it goes back in you.

It's a circle of love.

Or do you forgive it to Natalie?

Do you like offer it to her?

No, I go and I say, good night, Theodore.

Good night, Elizabeth.

Oh, you need to be a little bit of a child.

No, I thought they were chipmunks.

Good night, Brian.

Good night, Samuel.

Good night, Rodrigo.

Like Samuel Jackson?

Yes.

Good night, Jefferson Robotnik.

And then I let him out into the ocean of the toilet.

You're so stuck on your hands.

Get on.

Got to use cold water.

I need costume suggestions also, by the way, from the people.

If you could send me some costume suggestions, Henry's got a good costume cooked up for the Humboldt show.

Oh, dude, I do.

And I don't have anything yet.

I could just wear my Annabelle, but that's like, you know, old hat at this time.

That's too easy.

Yeah, that's too easy.

Yeah, I'm already Annabelle all the time.

So

here, let me pitch what Eddie already pitched.

Okay.

Michael Jackson.

What do you think?

I mean, I think that you should, I think it's a wonderful idea if you can find that red jacket in your size.

Oh, we found it.

Oh, I found it.

Whoa.

I mean, that's most of the costumes, Halloweencostumes.com.

Yeah, they got everything over there, apparently.

Yeah, I had no idea.

We have friends there.

Look at this guy.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fat Jackson.

Think about it.

Think about Ed Larson.

I mean, honestly, I want to hear that all the time.

Plus size Michael Jackson thriller costume.

Does it come with the shoes?

Do I have to get the shoes?

I don't know.

Yeah, just jacket and pants, man.

No, yeah, no shoes.

You got the shoes on right now.

Could I do thriller paint?

Sure.

You mean like a like a type of like a brown

texture plus size michael jackson thriller costume exactly and this comes with the jacket and the pants and here is a 360.

i am a six foot male

size two xl

about the costume is the breathable fabric especially throughout the night when you're dancing, and also the attention to extra details in the jacket.

All right, I'm buying it.

I have never been sold something so quickly before.

You have to get the whole thing.

This is where the side stories debate comes down to it.

Is it blackface if the guy is a predator?

You're not going to

paint my face.

He was white at the end.

You might have to put a fake nose on.

You should try.

That's a good idea.

Well, not when he was in the thriller jacket.

The thriller jacket, he didn't have a fake nose.

That's the problem.

Can you dress up as black Michael Jackson?

This is when he was half black.

No, I think it's fine.

I'm not going to paint myself.

Side stories, L P O T L O G.

I think it's fine.

It's just a jacket and pants.

We're giving him Vertiglio spots.

What do you think?

I don't care what anybody says.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Look how happy he is.

Heavy on who's the bitch to decide if it is too bitchy to be white.

I love that.

That's a really good idea.

I'd love to hear your audience.

I want to hear what your audience says.

Yeah, come on.

We're trying to do more.

We're trying to bring in more live callers.

I mean, well, I I got to buy this thing like today to get it here.

Yeah, you got to get it.

There's a rush option.

Wow, so many bucks.

It's like rush.

That's stupid.

Yeah, you don't know math, Rock.

Well, that was the thing,

because I don't want to bust with my costumists because we could do a theme.

Austin, Henry Books.

Oh, I can't buy the picture.

I have to buy the heels separately.

They're pimp platform shoes.

Whoa.

They are not.

Do they have 13?

Do they come in 13?

13.

Making Rob do all the work for you?

Dude, they're 50 bucks

50 bucks is a lot for a shitty joke well i guess i can write it all off yeah using it for a show uh yeah what are you talking about you're gonna wear for a bunch of times your anniversary julie's birthday christmas there's so many ways for michael jackson's ed larson's thriller to fit in but also those shoes you could wear if you ever wanted to be pee wee herman which i think you could also really pull off and do tequilo big old herman yeah big old boy herman big boy herman please oh my because that's the kind of makeup you could do.

Yeah.

Oh, maybe I should just do big old Herman.

Hey, let's think about it.

Now we get.

Or is it just Herman?

It's just Herman.

It's just Herman.

Yeah.

Well, we'll see, won't we?

We're going to find out.

You're going to see if you come over to Humboldt.

So you go to Last Spot Guest and Left and you buy those tickets to see us live at the Matteo Community Center October 24th.

That's right.

Oh, man.

I got to say, I am so excited for that.

And

you ever see the horror movie about Michael Jackson leaving Neverland?

I'm trying to segue.

You know who I felt bad for?

Who?

Finding Neverland.

What a good movie.

It was a great movie, but I always confused it with leaving Neverland.

Never directly.

I feel like it's gotten a bad rap.

I don't want to find that Neverland.

No.

You know, honestly, it sounded like for the first couple of weeks, Neverland was kind of fun.

Yeah, at first.

But then you got to do it.

All the construction guys, do you think they have a clean conscience?

No.

Well, I think they're mostly just like very similar to our mother's opinion, which was the idea that at least what she said was that no one, oh, and I got the listed, no one took me to an amusement park.

So I could see a little bit of the that is what she wasn't that exactly what she said literally Michael Jackson.

I remember being like, because I wanted to know,

I remember calling no one ever took me to an amusement park.

Yeah, yeah, and it was because it's true.

It's like they are, I mean, it's a beautiful, I believe someone bought it, right?

I want to think like John Mayer.

No, it's empty, I think.

Let's find out for sure, but I'm pretty sure it's empty.

Is John Mayer, I could, or is is John Mayer too busy trying to have sex with the influencers?

John Mayer, why does he always hit up like comedy influencers to have sex with?

What are you talking about?

Because of his fingers.

Because he's got a beautiful soul or whatever.

He just, there's that, there's some new influencer that he's always with some new influencer.

Him and B.J.

Novak, they find, they research, but then it's all

needs to hit people up.

I think they come for you.

Yeah, I think they're coming at him.

Dude, it's all over the fucking, the gossip rags, dude.

It's all over.

I'm hitting fingers for it.

I think everybody loves, you know, everybody is just they get into

fingers.

What did he say?

He is hitting her up.

Not in a nasty way.

Does he slide into a DMs?

Yeah.

Then that's fine.

Yeah, I'm not saying it's bad.

I'm just saying, it just finds it interesting.

Now he's married.

He's going for all the younger

lady influences.

They're of age and they're consenting.

And in this day and age, I'll take it.

Marvelous is still alive.

Oh, she's 30.

No, I'm not saying it's young.

I don't care about the young thing.

She's 30.

I don't care about that.

I'm saying that it's just more, it's interesting that that's what he's using.

That's what he does.

It's better than being on Tinder.

I guess.

It's John Mayer.

He could be on Raya.

Yeah, but even that, I've seen what happens on Raya, and it's really not what you're looking for.

Although I did see one of the guys from Jersey Shore on there, Pauly D,

but he's not one, or maybe it was Vinny.

Either way, not the kind of politics anybody I know is going after.

But I think if you're having sex with Vinny from there, you're not there to talk, debate topics.

I think you're there to get your cannoli fucking jammed holes.

I unfortunately don't know if that's what he's known for.

I think it's more eating a little bit of keto spaghetti.

Hey, she's a good guy.

She's a good guy.

All right, so Bubbles is safe.

Yeah, Bubbles is in Florida.

Center for Great Apes.

He is two, he's older than both of you.

Bubbles is doing better than any one of Michael Jackson's other victims.

Apparently, Bubbles, if you go see Bubbles, he will spit water and throw sand at you.

That's the cutest thing ever.

He's just like Michael Jackson.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I, wow, he's born in 1983.

Oh, he's a what year?

What month?

It doesn't say.

What's his sign?

What's his sign?

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All right, do we want to talk any movies?

I mean, sure.

What have we seen here?

Have we seen anything that's going to be?

I will throw it out there.

I saw a couple good ones this time.

And I was trying to watch a couple off of y'all's 31 for 31, and I remember specifically, I was obsessed with the movie Stir of Echoes when it came out, and I couldn't believe that it was on y'all's list.

Who chose Stir of Echoes?

I re-watched it.

It is, it's pretty good.

It's terrifying.

For a thriller, like the Kevin Bacon, I just remember watching it over, but it's like, why did we watch it so many times?

It was just always on, right?

It was just always on cable.

It was one of those.

Catherine Herb, Urbanators Rise Up, you know, I love her from What About Bob?

And I love her and stir her vechos.

Is there literally

a series of Urbanators?

No, I who is she?

Catherine Herb.

I was

that Catherine Herb?

No, that's not Catherine Herb.

The daughter from What About Bob.

Yeah, I don't remember what she looks like, really.

Urbanators Herb.

Urbanators, Herb, yes.

No, nobody ever thinks about her or thinks about her.

Well, I think about Julie Haggerty was great in what she was.

She's Law and Order?

Yes, Law and Order lady.

Oh, cool.

No, she didn't.

I didn't watch that show either.

It's funny because I only recognized her from What About Bob?

Yeah, of course.

As a child.

Just like in Weapons, I was so excited because the scary woman was the girlfriend in Uncle Buck.

And I got excited.

Oh, my God.

She's your Uncle Buck.

That's awesome.

That's really cool.

And that's what happens when you suck John Candy's dick.

You turn into a witch.

Yeah, well, you know, and also you got sear for your pancakes afterwards.

Yeah, I know.

I'm going to say, I am pretty,

I am emotionally afraid to see the John Candy.

I don't know if I can do it.

Do you know that you find out that his mom really was a caribou?

Did you watch it yet?

No.

I don't know if I can do it.

Of course, I'm going to watch it.

I can't wait to cry.

I'm going to watch it, but it's going to be.

I think it's going to be.

Too much.

I've already experienced all the John Candy trauma that I can take, so I'm fine watching it.

It is.

Why?

What happened to you?

When he died,

I was in the middle of a rec game basketball, and my mom came up to me in halftime.

She's like, Eddie, I have to tell you that John Candy died.

Oh, my God.

In the middle.

In the middle of the game halftime i was like are you kidding me now oh also colin hanks directed it yes yeah colin hanks who arguably is the most mediocre i love

colin hanks he is by far the most mediocre nepo baby but he is doing a good job he's extremely mediocre he's done some great shit like what like directed and all that stuff he's dope exactly what

Orange County.

He was great.

You think that Orange County is enough?

Orange County?

No, I don't think it's enough.

I think he's done lots of stuff.

Ambanda Brothers?

He's fine in Ambandon Brothers.

He's fine in Fargo.

He's fine in Fargo.

I've never watched Fargo.

He's fine.

I liked Fargo.

I actually did watch a bunch of Fargo.

Oh, yeah.

You actually watched television.

Yeah, that one I watched.

Look at that.

Yeah.

Yeah, but

he's fine.

He's just, yeah, it's just whatever.

But he did the John Candy thing because he got the, he has the ins.

Of course.

He's the only one.

But he's the only one that could talk to, because I guess that's the only thing.

But he understands.

He's Tom Hanks' son.

He understands like being the child of a fucking icon.

And it's also supposed to be very good.

It's getting very good reviews.

Yeah, yeah, it's about John Candy.

Of course, it's going to be good there.

I think it's fucking like shooting fish in a goddamn barrel.

What are we going to do here?

Is it going to be if he's going to make it?

Is it going to suck?

He's going to make this thing about John Candy's.

Is it going to suck?

No, it's not.

It's John Candy.

It's people talking about John Candy.

You could just let the camera run.

You're not doing it.

But I will say, if you're talking about mediocre people, I am also annoyed that Ryan Reynolds is one of the producers of this and he's going out and shooting.

So he or he's

claiming John Candy.

It's so fucking annoying.

I'm so claiming that I'm done.

But it's mine.

But I also, I am glad that they brought this to the world.

I don't need his stupid little glasses, but also thank you to Mint Mobile for all the money.

Oh, my God.

Did you know the other documentary that Colin Hanks made that I'm scared to watch?

What?

The Eagles of Death Metal.

They were the band at the Battle Clan when it got shot up in Paris.

Oh,

interesting.

I wonder what that documentary is like.

If that whole documentary, I didn't even know this existed.

If they don't mention the shooting and they just do it as like a as like a puff piece on the band, that would be incredible.

I legitimately could see Colin Hanks doing something like that.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, no, before, during, and after the terrorist event.

Yeah, they talk all about it.

That'll be interesting.

Yeah, we should talk.

Like, honestly, we should cover that.

Good for Colin Hanks.

Yeah.

I think he's cool.

He's fine.

He's doing better than just, you know, he's doing fine.

But anyway, we're supposed to be talking about stir of echoes.

Oh, yeah.

Stir of echoes.

But I'm like, what I liked about stir of echoes is that.

I like how we're all more scared of the John Candy documentary than any movie.

Any movie went for 31.

He is.

I'm terrified of it.

But

watching Stir of Echoes made me realize, thankfully, he's not Ethan Hawk.

Because we already have Black Phone 2 on here.

And then I also had Sinister on here.

And then when I put Stir of Echoes on, at first I was like,

watching, I was very afraid.

I was like, oh, fuck, is this going to be all Ethan Hawk?

Ethan Hawk's like the new king of horror.

I love him.

I love him.

Out of nowhere.

But Kevin Bacon's really good in Sinister.

Kevin Bacon's very, very, he's very good.

And actually, I saw Sinister not that long ago, and I remember, I think it came out in like 2012.

It was like the best horror movie of 2012.

And I was like, man, did 2012 suck that bad?

You know, I now like it

better.

I like it better now on this last re-watching.

Really?

Because you know what it was?

Every once in a while, like, I'll take a...

a step back because I'd seen Sinister a bunch.

Sinister is one of those movies.

Like, Natalie and I,

it's scary.

I'll give it you that.

I mean, the day, the day.

is.

Sinister scared the shit out of me.

Yeah, it's very scary.

Yes.

But Natalie and I do a thing like when we're in hotels.

It's like, you know, one of our favorite things is like if everyone's got their cover watches, and we like to put on whatever kind of horror movie that's either on or you can rent.

And Sinister is one of those, much like it chapter two,

much like Dr.

Sleep, that is always available for rent in a hotel room for some reason.

So we have seen Sinister so many times.

Doctor Sleep's awesome.

I love Dr.

Sleep's awesome.

So great.

I love Dr.

That's like an action movie.

I would put it as like

a thriller.

Sci-fi horror thriller.

Yeah, I love that.

I love Dr.

Sleep.

But Sinister, like, this time I was like, I try to sit and re-watch it with like fresh eyes.

We just talked to Scott Derrickson.

I was like, all right, let me re-look at this.

Okay.

And to be honest,

what I liked about it at this point was that it was funny for 2012 to do a commentary about true crime authors.

Yeah.

Because it was before all of the pop.

And it was like, that was the whole angle I like even kind of forgot about it, that Ethan Hawk was this true crime writer and he was lying to his family.

There's so many movies and horror movies that are about a writer and about, it's just like, can you stop writing about yourself and get creative?

Ask Seth Rogan to do the same thing, but they win a lot of awards.

That's why they do it.

I mean, the studio is unbelievable.

Hollywood likes things about itself.

They always have.

They always have.

I mean, the studio won a bunch.

I mean, it was great.

It won the most awards.

But they specifically like stuff about themselves because they love to hear about themselves.

Yeah, so do I.

I mean, I guess.

I'm done with stuff.

How did you feel about the first new Halloween movie with the podcasters?

I liked it.

I actually liked it too.

Yeah, I was like,

as soon as I saw it, I groaned.

And then I was like, and then it grew on me immediately.

Pretty good.

The only movie that features podcasters that I really kind of took vaguely offense to, which is still very funny, is Tusk.

Really?

That was the first one that came down.

No, because Tusk.

Donzilla's pretty bad.

That was just bad.

Tusk was the first one that said podcasters are obnoxious shitheads.

Well, they are.

That was like, but they are.

But he was the first one that said.

But it also came from a podcast.

Yes.

The whole movie wouldn't exist without podcasts.

Exactly, so it was making fun of itself.

Now, are you guys, you brought up It Chapter 2, and I know you don't like shows, and I know that it's not.

I can't wait for Welcome to Darius.

You're going to watch it?

Welcome to Darius.

I can't wait for people to tell me it's good before I watch it.

I watch all Stephen King things.

I saw that one show.

What was the Shaw Shank show?

I saw that.

What was the one that had the other characters?

This is Shaw Shanks.

Castle Rock.

Castle Rock.

I watched Castle Rock.

Is that good?

It was fine.

First season.

Actually, yeah, no, it's good.

It's good.

It's fine.

I watch all Stephen King.

Like, again,

very few extended universes I choose.

One of the extended universes I choose is Stephen King extended universe.

And that has been a thing that has now been slopped up for me.

Even

the Burger King extended universe.

Oh, did you see the Long Walk?

Long Walk was wonderful.

Long Walk was, I didn't know.

Like,

I knew that Hoffboy was in it, and that made me very excited because I think he's really good.

Is it just about the end of Forrest Gump?

Yeah, when he's just slowing down, and people just walking by and be like, make another shirt.

I was underwhelmed with Hoffboy Jr.

in La Course Pizza, but he changed my mind in Long Wizard.

Hoffboy killed Long Walk.

Hoffboy did a really good job on this.

I surprised, truly surprised.

And in that movie, there was like the first time I really saw flashes of his father in his face.

Do you think he started doing heroin?

I hope.

What do you think made his father great?

Do it, you don't eat it.

You don't do it, Cooper.

You don't need it.

Do it.

Follow the dragon.

No, Long Walk was awesome.

Man, yeah.

Sterobechoes, by the way, we've not talked about it.

We've mentioned it four times.

Please.

Sorry.

Also,

spoilers.

But yeah, that movie is very upsetting.

It's very, it's very brutal.

Stir of Echoes.

Yes.

I was very upset about how upsetting it was.

And I hadn't seen it since high school.

And I watched it in high school.

Another stupid story, but I was on Acid with the worst person I knew.

And it was the middle of the night.

And then he was like, let's watch Stir of Echoes.

And I was like, what's Stir of Echoes?

And he's like, it's very funny.

Oh, no.

And then we put it on, and I was like, out of my mind on acid because this is 1990s acid, you know.

So, we're just like, we're flipping out, and I watch Stir of Echoes, and I still have the fingernails popping off her, like it's embedded in my brain.

It's

that I haven't even watched it yet on our 31 for 31.

I haven't been able to watch it since I was like 16.

That's awesome, and I, it's like embedded in my horror brain.

Are you gonna eat a bunch of acid when you watch it this time?

I'll eat mushrooms.

Okay, I mean, you should have, I feel like you want to see if it really affects you the same way.

He actually needs an anti-acid.

Do you?

Oh, I take that every morning.

Thank you, Omeprazol, for all that you do for me.

But yeah, Serbac, I'm very excited.

I want to make Julie watch it because she loves Kevin Bacon.

Oh, she's going to, and he looks so good.

Man, he looked good then, looks even better now.

He's a great actor, man.

He's a great performer.

You know what?

I love mediocre musician.

Kevin.

Yeah.

Kevin Bacon.

I know it's the Bacon brothers.

You know, what do you expect?

They're Bruce Willis, the band.

It's like going to see Keanu Reeves in concert.

It's for the fucking novel.

Oh, I get it.

It was the Dogstar.

But anyway, so like...

Didn't you see Dogstar?

Yeah.

Well, no, and

I saw the Hollywood Vampires Johnny Depp span.

Was that the one where Joe Perry got taken off?

Yes.

Yeah, that was the one where he had

an episode on stage while he was performing, and they had to take him off.

And they didn't say anything during the concert.

We're all just like, what happened to Joe Perry?

Like, what happened to him?

And then he went right into the hospital.

So they didn't stop the show.

Yeah, he's got to go.

Was it Joe Perry or Steve Perry?

Steve Perry's from Journey.

Joe Perry's from Aerism.

Got it.

It was Joe Perry.

But anyway, Stirve Echoes.

And Alex Cooper, by the way.

I mean,

it was quite a super band.

Oh, yeah.

Well, they were a bit lazy, and it's fine.

Johnny Depp was my favorite because it was like he would just scroll out with a guitar and just strum it once.

Stirve Echoes.

He gave people a throw in their underpants.

Yeah.

He's just hanging the underpants off of his guitars.

Oh, yeah.

You know what I watched that blew me away that I couldn't believe was as intense as it was?

Was frenzy.

Oh, you watched it?

Yes.

I haven't seen it yet.

I have never seen Alfred Hitchcock's Frenzy.

Me neither.

Me neither.

It's one of the few Alfred Hitchcocks I haven't seen.

I've never seen it.

And so, like,

set the stage.

Why is this so great?

Well, it's...

Don't spoil too much.

It's a serial killer thriller, and it is straight up a slasher.

It has

probably

one of the most intense rape murder scenes I've seen since fucking a Death Wish.

Okay.

Where it is, especially for a movie set in 1972.

They did it a lot back then.

There was lots of rape and murder scenes in the 70s.

Well, you know what it was, too?

Is this this lead actor managed to, it's about a guy called the necktie killer.

Okay.

And it's about going after the, it sets up a red herring like guy, and then you follow the real guy that's a necktie killer.

And it's

very, very very

Hitchcock.

It's very brutal.

And there's one, the scene in it where

the only way to really describe it, it's the classiest expression I've ever seen of a man cumming his own pants.

Really?

There is a moment in this movie, like there's a moment in this movie that it's the best acted man coming in his pants sequence that I've ever seen.

Like, it's so, because you don't even realize what makes it so good.

It's just, you know, what it is, is that, like, now when we do coming in pants, right?

Like, in these days,

you go.

See, the guy did it in such a subtle, evil, like, it was the most evil coming of pants that I've ever seen.

He's so good in it.

The guy's so deadly.

But the movie really just reminds me of that.

It was like, it's the only Hitchcock movie with open blood and nudity.

So So it's a lot of like, he modernizes the movie.

Okay.

Apparently, it was after a long string of kind of like flops for him.

So when he had made a couple of these movies, because I also didn't really appreciate until I was researching it, this might be saying a lot, but obviously correct me because I don't quite know.

Please correct you.

It does seem like he was almost like the Tarantino of his day, where

Hitchcock was such an exciting, but also exploitive filmmaker.

And that this seemed to be a return to form for him.

You know, Hitchcock, what I always go back to, it's they asked what makes his movie so scary, and he said three words: torture the women.

Because he's like, once you like make the women uncomfortable in the movie, that's obviously what starts scaring people.

And then, because if you're just killing dudes, no one cares.

Nobody cares.

He also

changed top culture and he changed the way there's a sequence in this movie that is one of the most ornate, beautifully shot.

Like, chasing with this, you just also also forget.

I will say, when you watch it,

the pace is not what one is used to.

This is the goodbye Babs shot.

A very famous shot, apparently, that I didn't know that he, because after he does the first, he's very smart and scary because what he does is he plays the first kill in full detail.

And then as they subsequently go, he then, you know, what happens.

Oh.

So then he hides it in a really artistic way.

He's just, obviously he's a a master filmmaker and you watch it and it's like, oh, this is what slasher movies like can be.

Yes.

No, I mean, Hitchcock's the fucking shit, dude.

Yes.

I love Hitchcock.

Even Psycho has its flaws.

I think that Frenzy has just got, I mean, it's got its spacing issues, but that's just because it's a film from 1972.

He started it.

It's the first of, he did the first of everything.

You know, he did like the first spy movies.

He did the first of everything.

We created like that idea of that big tentpole like

crime movie, like, you know, North by Northwest.

Yeah.

That created so much stuff.

Like, it is interesting to see that.

Like, there's certain things where it's, especially now that I'm in full criterion hold.

Yes.

All I'm doing is watching Criterion movies.

And you start to realize everything's ripped off.

Of course.

We, and everything's been done.

Everything.

So is music.

So many different ways.

And it's just, but also, you, Ben, that shows me to the other side of what the education and music and film does, which is fills the artist with reference points.

And that's kind of the thing is that sometimes guys make stuff up originally, but then

the rest of us are going to go running with it.

But then you look at somebody like Kirwasawa, a lot of those like older Asian movies that you see.

A lot of it Christopher Nolan stole.

Of course.

Christopher Nolan drank their milkshake.

You know what I mean?

They all did.

They learned their milk shake.

They learned from them.

They didn't steal from them.

No, exactly.

No, great artists steal.

Yeah, yeah.

That's why they say that.

I mean, Hitchcock totally influenced Spielberg.

It's all over the place.

I I mean, the most famous shot from Jaws is the Vertigo shot.

It's all.

And then Jaws is like kind of like the birds in a way, you know?

So it's like, it's very much taken.

Yeah, it's just, I find it fascinating that it all takes one portly man.

Now,

John Finch, the lead in Frenzy, you know what else he was the lead in?

That old school Macbeth from the 70s?

He was Macbeth.

The one with that crazy fight scene at the end.

That's one of the best fight scenes I think I've ever seen at the end of that old Macbeth.

Oh, yeah.

He's a great old school character actor, John Faye.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's great, man.

I fucking love that shit.

Man, speaking of movies that I guess people took from eventually, I finally saw Them.

The movie, Henry, have you been...

No, Them is a French Romanian horror movie that Henry has been telling me to watch for like two years.

Okay.

And it was ever since he watched it that it is essentially about a home invasion movie.

It's a French horror film that I couldn't find anywhere.

The Strangers is loosely based on

that it was like Strangers came out in 2008.

This one came out in 2006.

This one, it is an hour and 10 minutes long.

Love it.

And it's Strangers should have been that long.

Exactly.

This is exactly what I'm saying: is that they took so many, and like, I like the Strangers, but then you watch them, and it is a very similar and very succinctly made movie that is just in and out, very upsetting, and just leaves you

wanting more, I guess.

And it is, you know, of course, loosely based on a real story and

not a story I want to be living.

I think Home Invasion movies are my least favorite type of horror.

Really?

Because they upset me so much.

Oh, okay.

I was about to say, like, actually, I don't think that they're bad as much as I just get really upset.

Very upset.

Dude, you want it?

I never watch Hush.

You know what?

You should have been watching.

I saw Hush.

Hush is great.

When she

curved her.

be home on it.

Just like Amber.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Scarily so.

You know what?

You should watch for your own limit testing.

I don't think I need to test limits.

I'm fine.

Maybe next year I'll make him do this.

Maybe I'll make a limit testing one, make him see funny games.

Because I don't know if you've ever seen the Michael Hanneke funny game.

I think I saw the new one.

And it's like,

it is puts on their heads or something, right?

It's, there's something about the

zero.

Yeah, I was at first.

I saw the new one, yeah, I saw the new one.

The new one is nowhere near, I feel like I'm not.

I've never seen didn't he make the movie twice, isn't that the cool thing about it?

Yes, I haven't seen the original in so long

that I don't even remember it, but it's like the worst of the

worst of the intensities of the home invasion film.

You know what?

The most still to this day, the most intense like home invasion, like scene, even though it was a hotel room, Devil's Rejects.

Oh, the beginning of Devil's Rejects is

so upsetting.

Oh, yeah.

It's so

much.

Oh, my God.

What a fucking aggravating scene.

I couldn't handle it, man.

And the sheriff in that movie was in the Tom Savini Night of the Living Dead.

And so was Bill Mosley.

Yep.

And so Night of the Living Dead, which is one of my.

I actually

re-watched the Tom Savini Night of the Living Dead, and I actually think it's one of my favorite.

It is.

It moved up.

Because the first one's kind of boring yeah there's also another case of romero directed both of those oh no no savini

he he rewrote it with him and produced it yes yes and i just saw day of the dead for the first time you'd never seen it i you know what i'm not a huge zombie person and i forget that like i well because we ever we got zombie fatigue i think but then it's like you throw on like the zombies don't train to business or something like that and you know it's like that kind of was like yeah get you know the 28 days later it's like yeah give me that and so i was like i need to go back and watch more of the original, like, Night of Living Dead.

So I'm kind of throwing myself into it.

And I am loving it.

So you saw Day of the Dead or Dawn of the Dead?

I saw, I saw the one.

Is that the one in the mall?

No, not that.

I've seen the one in the mall.

Day of the Dead is the one where they're stuck in the apartment building.

Yes.

I haven't seen that one.

And so I didn't realize.

Oh, no, they're in the underground bunker.

That's what it is.

Oh, my God.

When they're in the bunker.

And

so all of them, I didn't understand that all of them were like different chapters yes it made me feel very stupid but this is why you go back and you watch the originals of things because i was always saying i'm not big into zombies i'm not big but then i'll watch great zombie movies and i'm like but this is great yeah the movie called zombies really good too well each one sort of follows because night of the living dead kind of when it starts day of the dead is like

After it, and then Dawn of the Dead is like once the whole world has sort of been occupied.

Correct.

And Dawn of the Dead is probably the best zombie movie ever made besides, besides, wow.

Days later.

God, 20 days.

20 days later is pretty fucking good.

28 years later is fucking awesome.

28 years later was awesome.

It was very good.

It was very, very good.

Now, I was just thinking if we were spoiled this year, buddy.

I got to tell you.

Oh, God, it was so good this year, man.

This year was a very special year for horror movies, I think.

This was like

the wall-to-wall.

It was like 83 draft for quarterbacks.

Dude, I just really like, even just thinking about it, between

even Eddington, I'd almost put in there.

and you got 28 years later sinners bring her back weapons like holy shit i mean bring her back's still the best one for me i still haven't seen vhs halloween i'm waiting for a closer to halloween yeah

okay now before we get too far off of this topic here i the other my favorite movie that i saw off of our list was this week so far and that's also george romero tom stavini creep show

i love that he's never seen it i never saw it i never i thought i thought i saw it like it it was one of those things where I thought I had seen it.

I like tricked, my brain tricked itself.

You knew so much from it.

And then I loved it.

It was so good.

The monkey shit?

Yeah.

Do you recognize the little boy at the beginning?

No.

Oh, yeah.

It's Joe Hill.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's Joe Hill.

But also,

it's a reminder that Leslie Nielsen's frightening.

That him and Ted Danson.

That section is so

good.

It also shows why even Liam Nielsen's close, but no one will replace Leslie Nielsen.

Frank Drebbins.

Not replaced.

No, of course.

He's close.

He didn't try to try to.

No, he plays his son.

And this

never is good.

No, never.

Never.

Never.

Oh.

But, man, Leslie Nielsen's so fucking great in this.

That's the one with the roach, the roach one, right?

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Hal Halbrick.

And then Father's Day, which is also a wonderful segment.

I thought you meant the Billy Crystal Robin Williams movie.

No horror movie.

No.

That's a fucking horror movie.

No, it's just such a good yeah.

Because it's just the fucking best.

It's just love crap.

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No, and we have so many to look forward to too.

That's what I love is I still haven't burned through any of the ones that I'm I've been really saving the ones because you haven't seen Grave Encounters yet, right?

No, I haven't.

I'm very excited for our second Leslie Nielsen movie on the list, Repossessed.

Repossessed.

Have you you seen that yet, Jackie?

No, I haven't.

Oh, Repossessed.

You have, but you don't remember.

It's a Exorcist parody.

Repossessed.

Oh, oh.

Oh, I didn't realize it was called Repossess.

Oh, we saw this movie all the time.

Repossessed is the only

time I saw breasts in a film.

Forgot about this movie.

Oh, I'm going to watch this.

This is pretty good.

Linda Blair's.

It is.

Yes.

Yeah.

Devil in a blue jazz.

Blue jazz.

Blue dress.

Devil with a blue jazz out.

You are just bringing up so much.

I remember thinking that this was the the Exorcist.

Like, I thought that I was

seen the Exorcist.

Way more than The Exorcist.

Very much so.

And also, I will say, we are really breaking the mold, though, for what you'd normally consider a horror comedy.

Because in my mind, the reason why we chose to repossess this is because I just want to fucking see it.

And I would not call it necessary.

It's a comedy.

It's not a horror comedy.

Yeah.

It's a spoof.

So to me, it's just fun to do.

It's fun to celebrate Leslie Nielsen, and that's why we're doing it.

But like,

to me, a true fantastic horror comedy is 50-50, right?

Or like Tucker and Dale.

Tucker and Dale or the number one, which is Ghostbusters.

I never saw it.

Oh, yeah.

Ghostbusters is the number one of all.

Because it is kind of scary.

It is.

It's genuine.

And also it was written by a man who was an expert in the field.

Is Army of Darkness a horror comedy?

Yeah.

Or is it just a comedy?

No, I've used a horror comedy.

Oh, it's a horror comedy.

Yeah.

Okay, good.

So you haven't seen it yet, Eddie, but have you seen it in life?

Kill List is on your list.

I put this on, again, just to challenge Eddie.

No, I haven't seen it.

He's going to love Kill List, though.

It might be one of the ones I skipped.

No, you're going to like Killis.

No, it's actually also a very good story.

Whenever you tell me, you can't wait for me to see it.

I'm always like, cut scared.

No, no, it's going to be good.

Violence in this, it's a great story.

It's also like a crime story.

I like the crime story.

You're going to like this.

You are going to like this one.

You're going to like this one.

What was the one with Walking Phoenix where he plays the hitman?

Oh, the one with the hammers?

Yes.

I love that movie.

Similar in vibe to that movie.

I was never really there or something like that.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

That is.

It is truly very similar in tone.

I missed that director.

She did that, and we need to talk about Kevin.

I think about we need to talk about Kevin all the time.

It's a great movie.

It's one of those movies that whenever I think anybody, I think

Lynn Ramsey.

Lynn Ramsey is her name.

All right, cool.

Yeah.

I want to see what else.

I haven't seen Die, My Love.

That's new.

She's got a new movie.

She's only made horrific films.

Oh, she's got a new movie coming.

Is it out?

Whoa, let's find out about this.

I want to watch this.

How do we not know about this?

Yeah, it looks like it's comes out November 7th, yeah.

Tootsie's birthday.

On Tootsie's birthday, we go birthday.

Tootsie can go.

She's 18.

She can go to November 19 or a dime, my love.

We can bring it to the vet when we put her down.

Oh, that's fun.

It's an American

Black Comedy.

Jennifer Lawrence.

Oh!

Robert Penzo.

Scorsese produced it.

Lake Stanfield, Nick Nulty.

Nick Nulty.

What is not called Danfield?

It must be horrible if we didn't heard anything about it.

It was distributed by movies.

Yeah, dude, here's the thing.

Yeah, it's probably bad.

Here's the thing.

But Dolan went inside the hammer movie, and that was great.

That was good, but it was an even.

But this is the storyline.

In a forgotten patch of countryside.

Oh, no.

A woman is battling her demons, embracing exclusion, yet wanting to belong, craving freedom, while still trapped.

Got a standing ovation at Con!

Yeah, it's because they were tired of sitting, yearning for family life, but wanting to burn the entire house.

I'm ready for this.

Given surprising leeway by her family for increasingly erratic behavior, she nevertheless feels ever more stifled and repressed.

She's only made badass fucking movies.

I know, I didn't.

What makes you think this one's going to suck?

I thought it was Jennifer Lawrence at first.

I was like, no, she hasn't.

But yeah.

It's just Jennifer Lawrence.

It's the mother curse.

Mother was great.

I thought it was good.

I love mother.

It made me a mother.

I think mother.

You don't love mother.

When a movie makes you upset, here's a great thing I like talking about.

Sometimes it works.

If it really makes you upset, like mother, I always use mother as this example because so many people are like, I hate mother.

I fucking and they go crazy.

I was like, if it made you feel all of this,

does that not make it great?

Exactly.

I said the same thing.

I said the same thing afterwards with Marcus and I got into a little bit of a debate about Eddington because Marcus was just like, I hated that movie.

It made me feel like shit.

And it was like, yeah, it's all.

That's the point.

Yeah.

It's awesome.

Yeah, it's supposed to make you feel like shit.

You know what movie made me feel like shit and it sucks?

Exorcist 2 in the hairdresser.

It's very bad.

I thought that movie was bad.

It's quite bad.

I remember thinking I was so scared of it when I saw it as a child because I always remembered like the scene where she's like holding the heart that scared the fucking shit out of me as a child.

And then I watched it.

Not only is it so bad, it was so bad that I researched it a little bit.

It was a disaster on set.

No, I know.

It was a total disaster.

The dude was hammered the whole time.

She was showing up late, all fucked up on drugs.

Yeah.

It was like, the whole thing was like a disaster.

Oh, yeah.

But you know what isn't a disaster?

What you told me to watch last night and I did, and I'm so happy I did.

It's Dead Snow.

God damn, I love that movie.

You know what I realized about Dead Snow

is that I, you know, I realized they didn't, it was a movie.

Nazis, popular films, no.

You would love it.

It's a pop cultural turning point for Norwegian films, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I wanted to stay on brand.

You know, I'm like, how do I watch

it?

Because the Stephen King movie I tried to pick, but you shot me down was at pupil.

Only just because it's more, I view it more as a thriller than a horror movie.

Hey, it said Stephen King movie.

Yes, on the list.

I do agree.

Frenzies, more, frenzies, but I would kind of, I like going more into the creepy crawly when you can get to it.

But with Dead Snow, Dead Snow is largely an action movie.

But what's great about it is that it definitely has Cabin of the Woods vibe because you can tell that it was made.

It's a movie that features American movie references.

Like there's a one dude that's like the movie nerd in the movie, and he's peppering the movie with

like American movie references and then they're playing off the references.

Like they do the like they do like an Evil Dead reference.

They do like a couple of things within it that are really, really fun and like very self-aware and really funny.

Yeah.

But then it features what we're going to be covering in this week's episode of Himmler.

I got a little bit of a spoiler, is the Einsatzgruppen.

Yes.

Which is the killing groups of the Nazis that would go by and kill people indiscriminately.

The Einsatzgruppen is our Nazi zombies in the film.

Yeah, it was fucking awesome.

I've seen it a couple of times now.

It's brutal, too.

It's so bloody.

They do such a great job.

Well, you know what?

I will say, I do wish that there was more.

I wish there was more.

How's the sequel?

Have you guys seen the sequel?

No.

It's got an 80% on Rotten Tomatoes.

I see that show.

Okay.

All right.

I'll check it out.

Honestly, because I love Dead Snow.

Dead Snow One, I believe Dead Snow Two is good because they do add more.

Because it's just, I just wanted even more.

Are these the same people who did Sisu?

God, Sisu was great.

There's a new Sisu.

Sisu 2.

Sisno Du?

Sisu.

Which one's Sisu?

Sisu with the guy hanging out.

Yeah, Sisu's fucking

Sisu movie.

Oh, yeah, Sisu.

I forgot about Sisu.

They made Rare Exports.

I love Rare Exports.

I think it's that.

Oh, yeah.

Sisu is fucking awesome.

I forgot about fucking Sisu.

Sisu Superior.

No, not the same people.

I'm just being Sisu looks unbelievable.

Yeah, you're being racist against Sisi.

Oh, no, I am right.

I am right.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is unbelievable.

Everyone's Sisu.

The people did

Snow did do Rare exports.

Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was a great movie.

Yeah, they're both great.

Rare Exports is great, but Sisu, you're gonna

I actually really love when Eastern European humor comes into these movies.

I guess it's Scandinavian, but I love it when there's like that touch of humor within it.

Yeah, because to me, that's what they learn best from American filmmakers.

Eddie, there's a sprinkle on your head.

A sprinkle?

Like sprinkle like a...

Oh, there is a sprinkle on your head.

It was not there before.

Yeah, why is there a, how did a sprinkle get on your head?

Are you eating ice cream over there?

Do you have a donut in your fucking pocket or something?

It's on your head.

It's on your forehead.

It's gone.

I don't believe you.

There's no sprinkle over there.

You just wiped it on your head.

We could play it.

It wasn't a sprinkle.

Yeah, we eat like a black thing.

Are you eating a donut out of your pocket like a big fat piece of shit?

I wish.

You eat a donut.

I wish.

Where's the sprinkles?

Oh, you know what I had?

Oh, it's coming from your headphones.

Oh, it's coming from my headphones.

Oh, it's material from his phone.

Oh, we've got candy in his headphones.

Headphones are falling apart.

I'm sprinkled.

You got some stuff in your beard now, too.

Bump fell out.

I did have a little pumpkin thing.

So maybe it came from that.

A little pumpkin bread from Starbucks.

Oh, my God.

I got recognized at Starbucks.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, where they were like.

I was a roundtable fan.

He's big, fat.

That's the big fat man.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and it was like when we was taking, he was like, I'm a roundtable fan, you know?

So I was like, oh, man, I'm going to take Holden's fucking daughter to the goddamn petting zoo right now.

Hell yeah.

That's really sweet.

Shout out to Alex.

Yeah, but fucking, who cares?

Shout out to Halloween 3.

I see Halloween 3 is on your list.

Loved it.

And are you anti-it?

I'm not anti-it.

I just.

You're the one who made us do it.

Yeah, I think I'm going to do it.

I wanted to do one of the other ones.

See, I view Halloween film as a Halloween-based movie versus one of the Halloween franchises.

You're a dense fucker.

It says it's a list of 31 movies.

I think that's Halloween film.

I think it can be interpreted many ways.

So, you think we should do the goddamn movie?

No, it's not.

Because they say

everyone goes, it's Monday.

They say a Friday the 13th film.

They say a Wes Craven film.

They don't say a John, they do say a John Carpenter film.

Why are you upset about it just because

it veers from the rest of the Halloweens?

I love it.

I don't like it.

I don't know.

It's a good movie.

I love Halloween.

I think we talked about it last week a little bit.

It's very audio.

Halloween.

I love

racist towards Irish people.

It's like obscenely.

Well, it is so much shamrock.

Yeah.

You know,

because again, it's because.

It's just a shamrock.

It's because

they go to the town.

It's a bunch of Irish people trying to kill all the children.

It's because the tradition of Sal Wen comes from Ireland.

They got to kill the children.

That is why they do it.

That's why they're doing it.

That's what I'm saying.

I kind of got weapons vibes from it a little bit.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And it is a little, I will throw it out there.

Is it like in the whole romance, like the romance part of it?

Of like, I thought that was her father for the beginning part of it.

Hey, you just showed me we've talked about, we just talked about this last episode.

We talked about how Tom Atkins is that he's just used to people wanting to fuck him.

Yeah, yeah, it didn't matter.

He's just really used to it, and he's really grown accustomed to it.

And he's just, he just knows it happens.

He knows women want to fuck him, and he fucking supplies that dick.

Every woman in that movie wants to fuck the living child.

Every single time.

And it's definitely not the script.

No.

That's Tom Atkins.

Know what I got?

I rented it because I went back to my rental guy over at Be Kind.

And I've been sitting on

Thanksgiving, and I just, I can't watch it.

I don't know why.

Oh, really?

I'm not scared of it as much as I just don't.

I think it's going to be bad.

It's fun.

Honestly, go in thinking it's going to be really bad and you'll have a fun time with it.

I enjoyed it because I remember going into Thanksgiving being like, I'm going to fucking hate this, but of course I'm going to see it.

But I actually, I liked it.

It's not breaking the mold.

It's not, it is not, it is like a holiday-themed, you know, my height fees are racking up.

I gotta watch it.

You gotta get it in there.

It's fine.

I just liked it.

It was fine.

The villain looks corny.

Yes, of course.

He's a peregrine.

He looks corny.

It's definitely, like I said, it's not anything you've never seen before.

I'm a Mr.

Boogity man.

I love Mr.

Boogity.

I'm just happy you do have some of the best movies left still because you have, I do believe that the best movies on this list, you haven't even talked about it it yet.

We haven't talked about American Mary, which is an amazing movie.

You've never seen...

Again, Event Horizon.

I mean, I love Event Horizon.

That's coming up.

Event Horizon's big.

I'm excited for Horror of Dracula because I've never seen any Christopher Lee Dracula.

Okay.

I've never seen any Hammer Flow.

You know what's interesting is a lot of times that's just called Dracula.

Horror of Dracula.

Yes.

Sometimes it's just called Dracula.

Sometimes it's called Horror of Dracula.

Horror of Dracula.

It allows me to find it.

You can find it easier.

Yeah.

Ooh, and Videodrome, yes.

In Videodrome, I bought on eBay.

I bought like a special edition because I'm like, I love that fucking movie.

I'm like, I need that in my collection.

Oh, yeah.

And I bought, I spent a real good amount of money on it.

And I had it mailed at a house and said, I think someone stole my package.

You believe that shit?

Hunt them down.

Yeah, someone stole my package.

I'll find their DNA.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's been happening in my house lately.

People have been stealing packages.

It's happening.

I got to set up one of those

glitter boxes.

Traps.

Glitter boxes.

No, you need a trap.

You need like a, you don't need like a big, you need to dig a hole and put grass on top of the hole.

Although that is illegal in California.

I have wanted to trap my home, and you can't do that in California.

They get really scared.

They get really upset.

But I do love Video Drum.

I love Video Drum.

It's been long enough for I'm super excited to see it again.

All right, so let's just say this week, what are we excited to see?

I am going to see Black Phone 2 on Friday, and I am, you know.

Me too.

I still haven't seen it.

I think I need to re-watch the first Black Phone because I, I'm not trying to give anything away.

There's just something that happens in it that really took me out of it.

And I was like, oh my, this now.

I was like, I guess the rest of the movie doesn't count because I was so annoyed by it.

Yeah.

And I just like that he turns into Freddy Krueger.

Yeah.

See, that's why, but apparently, Black Phone 2 is going

to be great.

I know, I've watched it.

It's awesome.

We did a whole thing on it.

I think I need to re-watch the first Black Phone because I think it was just, it was literally, it's like the ghost shoot, like when, like, the ghosts.

And I'm like, okay.

Well, there's more ghosts, but you got it.

There's more ghosts in Black Phone 2, but it's good.

Into like a Freddy Krueger type thing?

Yes.

Hell yeah.

I think it's really, really good.

Great.

I mean, the first Nightmare in Elm Street, if I can go back and redo the whole thing, would be like Black Phone 1.

And we would have Freddy Krueger when he's alive.

Well, also, because the story of Freddy Krueger alive is

very horrifying.

I mean, it's why Freddy Krueger is, to me, I guess favorite is a weird word, but he is my favorite of the big slashers because even though his origin story is so horrible he was a child murderer wasn't child molester yeah but but he and and fathers though but i also do love that they all set him on fire i love the story of all the parents getting together and be like we're gonna kill him ourselves and i shouldn't love that but i do it's great stop feeling guilty for your likes yeah you know what i mean

you're just so thankful all you do is apologize you have to just stop apologize you got to stop apologizing because you know why you like what you like you love murderers You're right, I love murderers, you support murder, and you like it.

I do, I like it, and that's okay.

It's okay for you to support murder, it's okay for you to support murderers.

I'm pro-murderer.

Yeah, I want to see Nightbreed.

I haven't seen Nightbreed ever.

That's great, it's gonna be my first time watching that.

It's really good.

It is, it is our queer-coded film.

Is it gay?

It's got you, you will see why it is queer-coded.

Okay, and it's a Clive Barker movie, which means

Clive Barker

is already, yeah.

He's the gayest man to ever live.

He's the big old gay, gay man.

David Cronenberg

stars in the movie?

What?

Yeah, he's in the movie.

I just coughed right in the mic.

No, no, David Cronenberg's great in the movie.

Oh, great actor.

Is he?

Yes.

Awesome.

Weird actor in this movie.

I would have never thought that he was in the movie.

He puts himself in some of his movies.

I recently met the composer of all of the music of all the Hellraiser movies.

Oh, yeah.

And just.

And he'd go like,

yeah, he he just kept doing that and he's like,

I'm trying to talk to you.

I guess I'll just go and

speak words.

Surprisingly, Matt men, they didn't financially take care of the composers as well as one might expect.

Back in the day.

Yeah, because they're fucking cucks.

Yeah.

The composers?

Yeah.

I mean, aren't we all cucks if we go to the movies?

Yes.

And that's why when I'm excited the most, it's like, that's how I watch a movie.

I watch a movie through my wife's eyes.

I sit to the side.

I don't watch the movie.

I watch my wife watch the movie and I ask her what the movie was about.

And that's called movie cooking.

And you should check it out for yourself.

That is great.

Man, I almost threw on near dark last night because I was trying to convince Jeff for us to go as Frailty.

Like, I want him to be the God's hands killer from the movie Frailty as Bill Paxton.

I want to play both of the children.

And he wouldn't.

And he's like, nobody's going to get a frailty costume reference.

And then I was like, but what about near dark?

If we're we're gonna go build now i'm just living baxton brain you know i got baxton brain over here near dark is so good it's wonderful recently no wonderful no it's not man it is just i oh i love i it's it's arguably the best vampire movie ever made i would say it's one of the best catherine bigelow movies ever made yeah i would say it's as good as the hurt locker yes yeah i like it way better than the hurt locker yeah i've definitely seen it way more times amen to that you know yeah i didn't realize she also did point break Zero Dark 30.

She's got a great career.

Point Break is great.

And Detroit.

Detroit was great.

Technically, Point Break's a perfect film.

I mean, yeah, I just didn't realize she did like Strange Days.

I love Strange Days.

Strange Days recently held up pretty good.

Does it?

Thank you.

Strange Days is a lot better than you'd even.

Oh, she did Blue Steel.

That's spicy.

Oh, Blue Steel is ridiculous.

Yeah,

she's a great career.

Oh, yeah.

Phenomenal career.

Pretty lady.

That's a pretty little lady!

K-19 wasn't good.

All right, time to end the episode.

Let's end it.

Welcome.

Thank you guys so much for being here, Jackie Goodwork.

Thank you for having me.

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I'm going to be doing page seven in a couple weeks.

Yep, you're going to be on page seven in a couple weeks.

We're going to wrangle Henry in there at some point.

And I'm doing some kind of fucking horse shit for your fucking ass.

Yes, you are.

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If we have an opportunity to do a show, we do a show.

But if there's none, then we've end.

Yeah, then they sell themselves.

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Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Got to get out there, baby.

I fucking love it.

I think it's great.

I love meeting everybody.

You can have an apartment.

You all dressed up and shit.

Oh, yeah.

I was sweating my ass off, and it was worth it because, I mean, somebody's got to be rowing from Throne of Glass.

Yes, I think it's great.

I have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.

I smell like this, though.

I don't care.

This never gets a difference.

I don't care.

You'll have everything.

Even though I don't understand everything.

I don't care.

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I appreciate it.

It means nothing to me, but I'm other than your happiness, which means a lot.

That's okay.

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show.

Oh, my God.

They were like, is that okay?

I was like, are you fucking kidding me?

We've been talking.

I want to start.

Eddie and I had this long, waxing, philosophical conversation the other day of being like, why can't shows start at six?

It's literally what Jamie and Lee Curtis has been saying.

You want me to go to your shows?

You want me to go to your concerts?

Start them at 3 p.m.

I'll go to your concerts.

No, that's people have to work jobs.

But 6 o'clock, I think we can all agree.

Especially on a Friday.

On a Saturday or a Sunday, especially

on a Sunday, definitely.

All right, so, and then speaking of 6 p.m.

on a Sunday, on November 16th, on 6 p.m., I'm going to be at Mike Drop Comedy in San Diego.

That's going to be a lot of fun.

I can't wait for that.

I'm bringing Julie's going to host.

Love it.

And then I got Amber and Ashley Brooke Roberts coming.

We're doing like a whole brighter side.

Wrangling it all in.

And then, of course, December 7th, get your fucking heiny to Vegas.

Yeah, beep-baby.

Playing wise guys in Las Vegas.

Okay, I'll go with you guys.

Please come.

You know, know I always want to be involved.

He is fucking awesome.

I always want to be in Vapple.

We gotta definitely got to invite Napp.

Oh, George Knapp, he's coming.

We have to talk to him.

Yo, no, he's doing 10.

Yeah, we gotta, yeah, if we can get Napp to do 10, if he could open.

Open, open.

Oh, my God.

Do you think he would?

George Knapp, I know you don't listen.

SidestoriesL-P-O-T-L-H-Gmail.com.

No,

we'll get to Nap.

Let's go.

We'd love to bring him on stage.

We can break him off a piece.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

If there's any little nappers out there that are looking to fucking get stuck, you fucking let us know.

If we could pay him in pussy, it'd be so much easier for us.

So, if you're wanting, if you want to slop some pussy onto George Knapp's lap, email side stories, LBRGL, Ajima, who cares?

Man, fuck it, who cares?

You know, what are you gonna do?

He only live once,

shoot your shot.

If you could send me a good dating profile for George Knapp that I could set up and put in front of him on stage, and then we could see if he'll has the guts to reject you on stage.

Yes, we'll see.

Yeah, we'll uh, yeah, we're gonna get him laid, and we'll get his wife laid too.

Yeah, if I can get some big cocks, yeah, we got a big dick, dude.

Come

on, I need some box.

Man, you guys

need some mares, dude.

Bucks and mares.

Come on down.

Come on now.

Come on down to London.

Oh, I was murdered.

All right, fuckers.

See you next week.

Bye.

Oh, oh,

shout out to

Hail Jenny Lewis and Rilo Kiley.

She was so cool.

I went and saw the show and she hung out with us afterwards.

That's awesome.

Big ups to Smiling smiling Himmler.

Wow, look at how happy he is.

Oh, yes.

I watched the decent one.

It's just his love letters.

It was awful.

All right, guys.

Be good to yourselves.

Enjoy, Hail Satan.

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