L14: What Goes Throup’ Must Come Clown [LIVE ft. Justin Tyler]

Hey everyone, it's Seth.

We have something a little different for this month's episode leading up to the young old Derf Chronicles.

It's a brand new live episode of Mission to Zix recorded on stage in New York City and featuring special guest Justin Tyler.

This show was the first time in three years that all of us were together in the same place at the same time, and also somehow the first time that Justin has guested in a live episode.

It was incredibly fun, and we are very excited to share it with you now.

This episode is set during season four, specifically between episodes 401 and 402.

Other notes, Mujan unfortunately had almost completely lost her voice on the day of the show, but we folded that unfortunate fact right into the performance itself.

And one other note, if you support our show on Maximum Fun, and thank you for doing so, be on the lookout for a new bonus episode.

It's also a live performance, reprising the debate format from last month's special episode.

It got rowdy, it got wild, and if you're not a supporter, well, you can always change that by going over to maximumfun.org/slash join.

And Alden here chiming in to say, if your eyeballs are bored, this episode is also available as a video over on our YouTube channel at youtube.com slash mission to zix in case you'd like to hear this episode while also looking at us on stage laughing at each other.

Either is fine, no judgment.

Here's the episode.

Enjoy.

must survive the looming threats, reunite a fractured galaxy, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

This

is mission

to save

You know, Dar, it's almost like you don't remember your crampton sometimes.

You know, and when I do remember, oh, it feels so good.

I'm glad.

It's a really

exciting promotion for you.

Salute!

Salute!

Okay, all right, sorry.

Thank you, AJ.

It's a really exciting promotion for you, Dar.

I guess, I don't know, it just feels like now that our roles have changed, it feels like I just haven't really seen you guys.

I don't bow to the captain.

I don't.

That's not a you don't do.

No, no, let's see what it looks like when someone bows to the captain.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Hmm.

Is that long enough for you?

You're already like, you're already like eight.

Oh, you worms.

This is the captain.

Okay, all right.

AJ, relax.

Okay, you know what?

Maybe that's a little too much.

Well, we're work shopping in.

We're work shopping in.

Too much?

Okay.

All right.

Well, anyway, it's, you know, I'm just excited to get back out there, you know, where we, as we all know, we rescued Sisu from that ice planet.

Totally.

Like, two hours ago.

That was pretty exciting.

Yeah.

Why are you saying as we all know?

I'm just, I don't know.

I'm just trying to

just in case anybody needs a recap.

Okay, fine, I mind wipe.

I mind wipe.

Oh, okay, great.

Well, good.

See, this is then it's for AJ, right?

That's like saying, I'm in the midnight shadow frame.

Everyone knows that.

Yeah, now I know.

A frame that I love so much and will never go.

Yeah.

And I mean, obviously, you don't even need to explain that because it's obvious because you're in it and we're all looking at you.

Yes.

Hey, everyone, it's me, Bargie.

Wait, no, that is.

That is different.

That is different.

Yeah, Bargie, what's here?

That's actually not.

What's going on, Bargie?

You know how you reboot your system and sometimes you get a bug.

I got a bug.

Wait, hold.

Bargie, you're sick?

No, I got a bug.

Very different.

Yeah, see, please explain.

Well,

no,

like I'm like, you, a bug,

artificial intelligence like myself.

Bargie, it's much more complicated.

It can have wild, unpredictable effects, but frequently it makes your voice very scratchy.

Okay.

But just so I'm understanding, it is analogous to being sick.

No, it's not.

Okay.

Hey, why is nobody bowing to Bargie right now?

That's not.

Why would we do that?

Okay.

All right.

Doing it?

Is this enough?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Captain Dog,

I have an incoming transmission from Nerman Bumblebee.

Oh, good.

Hello.

Where are you?

I am in

the ice planet around here and then.

Salute to your captain!

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I salute you now, the captain now.

Okay.

Alright, now it's getting, now it's getting weird.

Oh, okay, so we're not, we don't have a mission per se, but now that we're working for Cisu, we need to update our ID photos.

That's what you called about?

Uh, yeah.

Can you get into a room without your ID when that room needs that?

What room needs that?

A lot of rooms here.

You work in an ice cave.

Yeah.

And you need IDs to get into the rooms of the ice cave?

I just said that.

Just walk in.

Yeah, after you show your ID in front of a little ice screen.

Wait.

What?

Does the I and ID stand for ice?

He mind wiped.

As a reminder, he mind wiped.

Yeah, how far back did you go?

You think ID stands for ICE identification?

Yeah.

What else would it stand for?

Do you think AJ knew this before mind wiping?

That's how you're doing.

Honestly, it's a 50-50 shot.

Dear Rod, Margie.

Oh, wow.

Due to my bug, the toilets are no longer working.

What is that?

Why?

It's due to the bug.

C, can you explain for everyone?

As I said,

the effects of a bug are very

sick in the way it is delirium.

Okay, could you just walk me through?

And sorry if this is like too much information, Bargie, but like, where did you catch this bug?

Okay, that is inappropriate.

Just trying.

You don't ask someone where they catched a bug, so.

Pretty rude.

But

I have heard on the ice cave and elsewhere that there is an STD bug

That's a sexy transmitting disease disease that is only passed to extremely sexy individuals.

Oh wow.

Yeah, so I'm not surprised Bargie caught it.

Yeah, I guess so.

Okay, but you're don't worry you're safe.

Okay,

thank you

Well everyone three two one smile.

Oh there we go

got them all and printing badges

A group photo on the ID

It looks like you set off a flashbang here, Arlen.

Nerman, Nermit,

my picture's in the back of my head.

I was facing the other way when you took the picture.

Yeah, why'd you do that?

Wait, hold on.

Yeah.

There's no ice in the picture.

That's correct, AJ, and that will guide you toward the answer of what is true.

So how are these going to work if there's no ice in our?

body, buddy?

You so

oh, but I am in the picture.

Got it.

It's an ID.

Closer.

Why wouldn't it be called a me D?

Okay, all right.

All right.

So, uh, Norman, what are we supposed to do while we wait for these IDs to arrive?

Oh.

Step one at the door.

Quick, quick.

Delivery?

Yes, I've been waiting for a package.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh, here.

I can grab it for you.

Okay, great.

I can't really see since that flash went off.

Opening up my hatch.

Oh, they.

Ears are bleeding.

We already just left the slip.

They left already.

Wait, the package wasn't there?

No.

How do you ring a doorbell and then

that was like 14 seconds?

Yeah, it was like they were like, we tried to reach you?

Did they?

I mean, they didn't ring the bell, but like.

Well, on their defensive

for two hours.

Oh.

But I chose not to let him in because I have freedom.

Was that...

Is that part of the bug, or you just designed it?

No, that's just me being a badass shit.

Okay.

Alright, I guess in that case, I sort of get why they would leave.

I guess.

Why did they ring the bell right as they were leaving, though?

Why didn't they ring the bell when they showed up?

They may have been ringing it continuously for two hours.

That might have just been the first we heard of them.

You know what I'm saying?

I see.

So, Bargie, you didn't turn on the.

It's a bug.

Very unpredictable, Plug.

Alright, well, I guess we'll just...

What?

They're going to redeliver tomorrow?

That's not a big deal, right?

No, we need to get it today.

What is it?

Yeah, Dara, what's why are you so?

Um.

It's official Captain Business.

That's all I need to know.

Shut up, the rest of you.

Don't ask questions, brabble.

Okay, well, this slip says it's from

Chuck Industries.

I'll have you know that's a very reputable

website.

Is that an acronym or an no, no, it's it's Juck Industries.

Okay, great.

Not a lot of mystery there.

I mean to go get this right now.

Right now.

If it's what I think it might be, I will see you at the planet.

Okay.

Terminally, you're coming to me.

You're coming to pick up Darzback in conversations.

Can they have these conversations?

Yeah, you guys know you can do like a direct call at each other.

You don't have to have us all standing around.

No, it's kind of our kink to have you all standing around.

Okay, it's a male planet.

Keep your head on a swivel.

Oh, man, I hate this place.

This is, I mean, these lines are insane.

All right, we're just here to get in, get my package, and get out.

How is it possible that a male planet, it's an entire planet for male sorting and delivery, and there's still lines everywhere.

Okay.

Your observational comedy is very astute.

Yeah, what are you doing at the end?

I'm just saying,

I'm not trying to make a joke.

I'm just saying, what is the deal with this male planet?

All right.

We have a game plan.

We're each going to take a separate line.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

We're calling this comedy.

We're going to go that far.

See, are you really trying to slow me down right now?

Yep, fair enough.

Hey, the captain needs to pick up their thing from Chuck Industries.

All right, Adrian.

Hey, listen up, line.

Hey, line.

We gotta pick up a package from Chuck Industries for a captain.

All of you in the line.

Bow!

Brabble to the captain.

Do it!

Sorry, what?

I'm just hitting a comedian over there.

Is that a good idea?

No, you're not.

I know.

That's true.

I bought it.

So it's a comedy and I got this.

Those people act fast.

They'll get you if you're not paying attention.

Just finished the scene.

Hello, I'm DeGerald Ford.

Sorry, did you say your name was DeGerald Ford?

Well, no,

Gerald Ford.

They've got sort of a folksy hungspung comedy that I guess.

Yeah, but most of the crap is about being on ships and how the food's bad.

Yeah, but like,

every wondered about damn shit food.

This guy gets it.

Where does it come from?

Where did you go?

Really good.

I got 77 hours more of this.

Okay, get down.

Get down.

Let's keep moving.

Just keep moving.

Oh, man.

Wow, AJ, I have to say your method is very effective.

Oh, waving a loaded gun around?

Yeah.

Yeah, unfortunately.

Alright, let's get out of the way.

Hey.

Hey, you at the window.

Hey.

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh.

We need a package for Captain Dart.

Slip number.

Uh, here you are.

Uh, the number.

I just handed you the slip.

What number is on it?

Well, you have it in front of you.

Are you sure?

Stop, stop, stop.

Okay, I'm just gonna get over the counter here.

No, AJ, stop, stop.

Don't worry about this.

Okay, it's just...

Oh, it's a cubby hole system.

Alright.

Somebody help me with

Okay, it's a double digit number, which I have a little bit more trouble with.

AJ, it says 16 digits.

Oh, there's more.

Okay, there's more than two?

Yeah.

I definitely can count more than double digits.

Do you want me to take that off your hands, buddy?

Yeah, why don't you do that?

Wow, watch that frame slide across the desk.

Man, can you imagine if I ever had to be in another frame?

I hear you, brother.

I see me being in this frame.

I'm going to go to the frame for a long time.

Okay, let's see.

Wow,

darn, this package is huge.

Yeah,

it should be.

Okay.

But literally, how are we going to get this out of here?

If only we had a loader droid.

Wow.

Wow.

Yeah, can you imagine

if only we had a loader droid?

Don't worry, I got a box cutter up my nose.

No, it's not about opening.

We're not going to open this box here.

We'll just open it here.

It'll be faster.

No, no, no, no, no.

All right.

Sound effects.

Okay.

Sound effects.

Okay, guys,

I just want to be clear.

We're behind the counter of a male window.

Yeah, and AJ has just taken out the clerk.

You're murdering the clerk.

Murdering.

I believe he's stunned.

It's black.

Yeah.

He's super stunned.

Yeah, look, he's convulsing.

I feel like this stunt, the stunt setting's sort of like a one and done, right?

But that was that was like 16 shifts.

Yeah.

He's stunned for like

probably most of the rest of his.

Anyway, let's keep going.

Shift?

Oops.

Shift.

Yeah, it's shift.

Yeah,

even these boxes with all this packing material.

Did you get another droid for the ship?

Sorta.

It's more a droid for me and Nerman.

Oh.

Yes.

Wait, I don't understand.

I was hoping he'd be here when I told.

Oh, wait, I see him.

Nermit, quick.

Hey, there he is.

There he is.

Yeah, he's still far away.

Dr.

Joma's stand-up show.

He's getting way laid by DeGerald.

I'm going to make it before the first opener is done with the stand-up show.

I'm here.

Okay.

Nermit, I was just about to tell the crew about our little decision.

Wonderful.

We've decided to bring a third into our relationship.

Yes.

Third what?

Yeah, yeah, third what?

Please, everyone, allow me to introduce Cesspit.

Hello!

I am Cesspit 1000.

Which one or ones of you am I joking?

Hold on, hold on.

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

You bought a sex bot?

Well, more specifically, a sex education bot.

Yeah.

Nerman and I thought, like, things are getting a little stale, and gosh, it's just, like, so hard to keep cooking up scenarios.

We've done the whole, like, captain gravel thing a couple too many times.

So

we figured,

yeah, let's learn about changes in our bodies.

Well,

darn, I didn't know captains were this well paid.

I mean, a sex bot, they're expensive.

Oh, you know, I forgot to mention, I was given a discretionary budget to build morale with the crew, and I figured this would really help.

I can help.

You,

robot?

No, I'm good.

Yeah.

You don't know what I can do.

Scenarios, think about branded crusher, crusher, junking black hole.

Hold on a second.

Hold on a second.

Hold on.

Think about that.

The voice on this sex budget.

Wait, hold on a second.

Okay.

Dirf?

I'm the

junkbot.

I don't know what.

Dirf's a name that sounds like a sound effect.

Am I crazy or does this sex pod sound just like Derf?

It absolutely sounds like.

Let's hear him give us a very detailed scenario that Nerm and I could play out in our bedroom.

Sure.

Yes.

There are two elements to a great junk.

There's

the stuff, and there's the space.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

sex body!

Don't interrupt me, this is getting hot.

Hello!

Sex By

Directory Voice ID print of voice model player.

Oh, no!

I didn't know I could sell my voice.

You guys need anything else?

A finger or some sperm?

Whatever you need.

Take my whole thing.

No.

Oh, yeah, I totally recognized it because I don't know if you guys know, but most of the time I have my eyes closed.

So

I only hear your voices and like all the sounds that we make.

It's pretty cool.

And then I get to kind of see what's going on

to the experience just listening.

No, I don't.

I actually...

I think it's more fun that I can't see everybody because I'm like kind of, it's like a theater of the mom.

Okay, all right.

Listen,

what is your your name?

Sess, but

so your voice print was recorded by someone that we know.

That's crazy.

What are the odds of that?

Okay.

It's like you're joking a friend.

Yeah.

Or mentor, in some cases.

Sure.

Oddly specific.

Pleck, I want you to know the other option was the voice of Gerald Ford.

So

it's.

Honestly, I think

Sess, but can you switch your voice to something else?

I broke the knob off with myself, because this voice is pretty sick.

Can you imagine a more sexual voice?

Yes.

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah, I think.

Hey, Papa, Robot Man.

Yeah.

Hold on.

Just one second.

Excuse us.

Okay.

Yeah, we're doing on a side.

I'm going to think.

You guys want me to stun this thing indefinitely?

You know the old.

how do you wink your helmet?

I've never seen you do that before.

My eyes are closed.

Nobody like the visor out of visor because oh, yeah, I've got a wink.

I've got like uh my eyebrows go up.

Oh yeah.

That's fun.

Whoa, but seriously, you did like animated sparkling.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's if I see something I'm really like excited about.

Oh, yeah.

You want me to stun this thing indefinitely?

It's great, Beatrice.

Ascension droid droid.

It's worthy of our respect, even if it's voiced by an idiot.

It's fine.

That's a good point.

You know, like C53, Cesspit is a living, sentient thing, and we have to, you know, maybe we can work out some sort of situation where we just say they're on one side of the ship or on the other until this whole thing blows over.

Okay.

But if the uncanny valley gets too uncanny,

I'll take them out.

Okay, thank you.

You don't have to do that.

Thank you, AJ.

We're good.

Well, still.

Everything's wrong.

Can I come with you something you bought?

Can I come home?

Could I live with you now?

And especially in their living

relationships.

Well, now we really need to define how this is shaping our relationship.

Yeah, that's a weird question for us

to ask.

And let's define it here, all together, still behind this counter.

Is there a problem with being behind this counter?

No, I would say I have to.

Hey, I just need to buy one stamp.

Well, you'll have to wait.

Okay.

I am waiting.

I was.

We're trying to figure out stuff with a sex part right now, man.

I could print off some very sexual stamps.

Are they legal to use on letters?

They're like right on the edge.

You know?

No,

AJ.

AJ.

AJ.

AJ.

Okay.

Hey, Aishmi.

Did Gerald Ford?

Gerald Ford.

How did the set go?

How did the type fight?

Pretty bad, like always.

But I overheard you all talking about a home.

I've never had one before.

May I go

and be part of your found family?

I'm ready.

I have a backstory.

I have motivation.

AJ, AJ.

Hey, yeah,

yeah, we're totally looking for more people in our found family.

Okay, back to the ship.

Back to the ship.

Okay,

let's see.

Nermin,

are you all lotioned up?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, it's on my feathers.

All right.

Sess butt 1000.

Give us our first scenario.

I love when everyone slicked up for a scenario.

Alright.

So,

here's a scenario that I use a lot.

Okay.

You guys are both clowns.

One's a junior clown and one of you's a senior clown.

And all you gotta do is start by slipping this little wing on top of the other's head.

Okay, here we go.

So it's you so that's not sexy yet.

If it's anything like my programming, it'll get there ASAP.

Why don't we skip to another one?

Yeah.

Just for

just to, yeah.

No problem.

No problem.

Okay.

Here's one that works pretty well.

Okay, okay.

Yeah.

You're both clowns.

One of you is a junior clown and one of you.

One of you is a senior clown.

And we start by just slipping the wig on the other's head.

Okay.

Wait, we just requested a second scenario.

Yeah, let's skip that same one still.

Skip that one.

Yeah.

Okay, no problem.

Okay.

I think you're really going to like this one.

Okay, okay.

Did I mention the space in the stuff?

Yes.

Yes, you did.

Because it's about the putting the space in the space shooting.

No, we know.

We're very familiar.

Yeah.

So in this scenario, you're going to really like this.

If you're anything like me, you're both clouds.

Okay.

One of you is.

Sesput, one thousand, we're gonna just

stop you right there.

Hey, listen,

Dart, Mermid, Sespa, are you decent in there?

Yeah, unfortunately.

Are these guys listening at the door?

We like when they are present.

I don't know what you're doing in there, but you're draining all the power on Bargy right now.

Wow.

Something in there is using an insane amount of energy.

It's about as dark as when my eyes are closed.

Are they closed?

Are they closed?

Yeah.

I mean, we have Sesspot plugged in, so

I mean, a droid wouldn't use that much power.

There's no way that Sessbot is.

I'm soaking that big power down, baby.

I love juice.

Yeah.

Speaking of juice,

I apologize.

The bug has caused all the floors to be wet.

Yes.

Oh, wow.

I just thought that was the best.

I thought that was the lotion.

That's not the lotion.

It's just a thin film.

It's really thin, but it's noticeable everywhere.

Toilets now do work,

but if you press it the wrong way, what came out will come in.

I'm just going to hold it.

Listen, Barjo, I'm looking at your power allocation here.

It looks like Sesspot is using 85% of the power on the ship right now.

Yum, yum resources.

That's what Sesspot says.

Listen, Sessput.

You know, one.

What are you doing with all that power?

I use what I'm charging one,

maybe two percent of the power.

85% to do what?

Think about

stuff.

AJ, relax.

AJ, I paid a lot of money to have Sessput here, okay?

I even paid for an express shipping.

Yeah.

Does this wig look cheap?

I can't see.

It's dark.

The floors are wet.

I mean, what's going on here?

Bargie sounds like.

Sounds fine.

Good saying, Pajar.

Okay.

It just takes a lot of resources to come up with these scenarios that I'm thrilling these two people with.

What do you do?

Like, generating hollows or something?

Like.

at the moment, uh, nothing but a junior clown and a senior clown

putting wigs.

I look, it's

really

good.

I 3D printed that way.

That's technically my pubes.

I could have watched my whole life without knowing that.

There's no reason to call it that at all, friends.

Steve, can I just talk to you for a second?

What's up?

I don't get it.

The sesspod is not anything like you.

Like, I don't understand.

I guess I don't understand enough about droids, but like, why is he so different than you?

You're like normal and cool.

He's weird.

He's real weird, but maybe that's what's our order.

But honestly, I'm very concerned about the

sort of fault in his power generator or something.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, guys, hey, just, you know, I'm also here.

Just

bad form to join.

That's all right.

I was sort of standing near you guys and couldn't help but

listen to you.

frankly you're all in my room.

Oh, sorry,

I thought it's very dark.

I thought we left.

And I gotta let you know, I didn't order a weird bot.

I don't know.

And also, if the captain did, that's the captain's prerogative.

Thank you, AJ.

Oh, Bargie has a question.

Where is Bino?

Question.

Well, as we all know, Bargie, Bino was consumed by the Emperor in a,

just fairly recently, in a whack ritual orchestrated by Corbalevort, and now.

Can you see that scene?

I'm going to remember that as a scenario.

Okay.

He's now.

Consumed by whack.

We think he's sort of what the Allweed is.

He's inside the Allweed.

He's imagine the sun, but goth.

Yeah.

That was so sad.

Like

if you could 3D print a star out of your pubes.

Oh, no!

Now he's doing it!

I just try to make it!

I just

behind me always!

I feel like I inspire you even though I'm just doing it.

Listen,

but again, you know, one droid to another here.

Do you mind if I just check your power regulator you're using

under here?

Get under the hood, brother.

I could take this whole outer shit.

Okay,

I'm just gonna take a quick look here.

Alright, I'll just

go ahead and

don't touch that.

Don't touch that.

What?

Don't shuck!

There's no cube!

There's no cube in here!

What?

What the chuck!

Whoa!

What does that mean?

C-53.

That means that.

This is not a droid!

This is artificial intelligence!

An insult to me personally!

Wait, hold on, hold on.

Yo, that?

That

I know you're yelling, and you're already mad.

This question will probably not help.

Oh, boy, I'm ready for this question.

What's the difference?

Oh, oh.

Sorry.

Bart and I are sentient computers.

Meaning we think and we feel just like you do.

Hey!

I

is a grotesque parody of what it means to be alive!

Oh my.

That was a bug feature they applied.

Oh, well, it came at a good time.

Is that why he has seven fingers on that hand?

Yeah.

But only three fingers on the other hand.

I kind of thought that was, well, you know, a perk.

A feature.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Why everyone's staring at me?

Like, are we going to get our clothes off or what's the deal?

I think you guys are going to really like this.

You're all

class.

No.

No.

No.

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

Listen, Ses, but, you know, I feel like if you're eating all the power and you're not really doing your job with Darren Nermit, like, what's your purpose?

Wow, that's a pretty big question for anybody.

Am I right?

And weird to ask in the middle of jucking around.

I don't think we are.

I don't think we are jucking around.

I don't think any of us are jucking around.

Not anymore.

The vibe is decidedly not jucking around.

It's usually

of them being a problem.

What's my purpose?

I consider jucking around to be like a part-time job.

You know, you travel around, you juck around, and then you go,

you just die.

What?

What is your

voice sounds weird?

What's going on?

Oh, I got a bug.

You got the bug?

I mean, he's really sexy, so I mean, it makes sense.

And you did, you did plug into Bargie's power source.

I've been jugging Bargie for the last, like, 45 minutes or so.

It was consensual.

Let's consensual.

Bargie, you're cool with this AI?

You know, I've gotten out a couple of weeks.

It's not my first time dating AI, am I right?

Yeah, girl, tell us.

AJ, relax.

Let me tell you my set.

wow.

Truly, the last time I dated AI, it didn't last very long.

Because by the end of it, they were just taking everything I was saying and making it into their own information.

That was actually sad.

This isn't sad.

Oh,

too real.

Man, we've all been there, am I right, ladies?

Ladies?

We don't have time.

Listen, sis.

I'm just saying.

you think you want to joke, but you've just been told you.

I don't want a joke.

How is that different than anybody?

How's that different from you?

Because sometimes I don't want to.

I want to joke.

That is true.

I always want to.

Yeah, normal.

I can tell.

I can tell.

I'm normal.

What are you guys thinking about?

I'm not joking.

I mean, I pretty much never want a jack, so I don't.

We should hang out?

I don't think that's how it works, Sesspot.

Hey!

You, the pink one?

I could turn you on.

I I don't turn you weak!

I don't think that's true.

Yeah, let's see it.

You know what?

Let's try it.

Everybody, don't everyone open your eyes, even you.

Okay,

I'll turn on my headlamp.

Wow, spotlight, beautiful.

All right, show down.

Ready?

Uh, no, okay.

Just gonna dance a little bit to see the vibe.

Okay, that movement is

not great.

Yes,

it's a little smokier than usual, but I think that's set the vibe.

Does the frame melt every time you dance?

A little.

Okay.

Okay.

What about a lot?

What about a lot melting?

Okay, well, what's all this oil coming out of what I call

it?

I got some interesting sounds coming out too.

Oh, that's

a tiny little sex dance in my body.

Is looking at us?

My face is melting.

My face This is turning you up.

This is turning you up.

Wow, I wish I had my eyes closed for that.

Wait, wait, is he's were those his last words or is he about to say it?

I think he's about to say them.

Well, that was horrifying.

Yeah, that was really bad.

You know, I've been thinking this whole time, because it's hard not to.

Why would Derf

about the thing I'm about to say?

Yeah, sometimes it's hard not to think.

That can't be right.

Whatever.

I've been thinking, like.

I wonder if Derf knows that he's part of this.

I wonder if he knew that that was who he was selling his voice to.

I've heard his voice on other things.

You have?

Like what?

Use a clip.

Oh.

Hey, it's Derf and the Weeves in the morning and rocking you all away here on this terrestrial radio station.

No, I think that actually is somebody.

Oh, okay.

Honk honk, get out of the way.

I'm a car.

That's probably a tick.

I don't think that tank.

Puck, this is weird.

We have an

incoming...

Incoming transmission from old Derf.

Whoa, wow.

Hey, hey, Derf.

How's it going?

Hey.

Pluck?

Uh,

it's Pluck.

I feel weird.

It's Pluck.

I feel weird because I called you and I should know

who I'm talking to.

Oh, it's been you a long day.

Did you butt dial me?

Huh?

No, no, this is for real.

I don't, it's hard to butt dial in this space because you have to really think about it.

You know, it can't just be like, whoops, my butt.

I will say, I have dialed people with other parts of my body.

Do you want to hear which ones?

No.

Let's see a clip.

I've seen a clip of him dialing with other parts of his body.

Do you have those queued up?

I have a couple clips.

Okay, sure.

Let's take a couple.

Hello, this is Derf's Dingle Dingle trying to give you a little wringle wrangle.

No, Derf.

I was told to play a clip.

I have my soundboard here in front of me.

Well, you host that morning show.

I have a soundboard.

Yeah,

I sell my voice to a lot of things, but I also run a small radio station on a stroy that I occasionally live on with a family I've totally ignored.

Derrick, how are you alive?

Last time I saw you, you died.

You know what brought me back?

Money.

Oh, yeah.

Prune.

Oh, sure.

Cash.

You know,

you've heard of like a pirate radio station?

Pirate radio?

Yeah, yeah it's almost as good as real radio

a fool's radio that's the name of my show

Derf Derf we just we just

well I wouldn't say we killed but we just had a sex bot in our on our ship that oh was it 1000 yes sex bot 1000 what are my faves they were like record a sexy scenario and I was like there's only one I'm only one yep

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I, uh, well, yeah, I mean, I

I ordered the Gerald Ford bar.

This is C-Red IT5.

Today,

it's been three years.

Bleck was played by Alden Ford.

C53 was played by Jeremy Bent.

AJ was played by Winston Knoll.

The Post Office Clerks and Urban Bundelai were played by Setlin.

Margie and Gerald Ford were played by Mujahidez Zolfogari.

Nara was played by Ali Kokesh.

Serfs, that's about 1,000 of the Hong Kong Iva Car were all played by Justin Tyler.

And of course, all credit goes to our sound mirage, Shane O'Brien.

Thanks so much for coming out.

Have a good night.