521: The Ass End [Series Finale]

Speaker 1 Well

Speaker 2 shit.

Speaker 4 Outmatched, outwitted, and outdingle-hoppered, the crew of the Bargerian Jade have found themselves trapped within the whack machinations of the evil wizard Kor Balevor,

Speaker 4 who, as it turns out, was like a thousand steps ahead of them this whole time.

Speaker 4 With zero orbs of Trochis, just one of nine legumicrons still dormant, and none of Baelvor's soul-preserving wack defacts, our heroes have little hope of preventing the destruction of reality as they know it.

Speaker 15 But

Speaker 8 little

Speaker 4 is better than none.

Speaker 4 And as our heroes face their nemeses alone, confined to mysterious locations deep within Beelvor's fortress, they hold on to their last shreds of courage, freshness, and

Speaker 4 hope that they will live to see each other again.

Speaker 4 For if they fail, it shall be there and, let's be honest, everyone else's.

Speaker 6 Very

Speaker 11 final

Speaker 3 mission

Speaker 18 to

Speaker 18 make it

Speaker 18 Of being not that good to be around.

Speaker 18 And I cuss you off!

Speaker 18 Unto your nemeses!

Speaker 18 Wait.

Speaker 19 Is this the planet where all those kids got their school hollows taken?

Speaker 19 This is so weird. I can't believe our nemeses are children.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 19 hi, Steve. Whoa!

Speaker 22 Back in the old frame.

Speaker 19 What happened to the country gentleman? It was starting to kind of do something for me. Very reminiscent of that bottom stripper at Tunnelton.
You know which one I'm talking about?

Speaker 19 It was very popular with Mama.

Speaker 2 Vaporization commencing!

Speaker 26 All right, Corbahillborg.

Speaker 27 Show yourself, it's just you and me.

Speaker 19 That's not gonna happen, Plack.

Speaker 19 He's not here.

Speaker 19 I am.

Speaker 5 Evil Darm, what's happening?

Speaker 19 Oh, come on, Pleck.

Speaker 19 Here we are on Flurf, where you fatally shot me in a blind panic.

Speaker 7 Oh, no.

Speaker 30 Cora isn't my nemesis. It's.

Speaker 1 It's you?

Speaker 31 Where are you? What? Pleck!

Speaker 32 Pleck, get back here!

Speaker 33 Get back here and face me!

Speaker 33 Where is this?

Speaker 33 Why are there

Speaker 34 paintings?

Speaker 35 Is that a painting of me?

Speaker 36 Is that a another painting of me?

Speaker 8 This is a long red road leading to a certain road.

Speaker 16 Oh, the throne's turning around.

Speaker 37 I wonder who's in it.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 14 Alright.

Speaker 39 I'm Nermit Bundaloy.

Speaker 14 I'm a member of the crew. I'm I mean I'm leader of the galaxy

Speaker 14 I'm leader of the galaxy. You're just something I grew out of.

Speaker 40 You what?

Speaker 12 Guards?

Speaker 16 Oh, what destroy this

Speaker 28 imposter.

Speaker 41 No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 42 Nope, nope.

Speaker 34 No.

Speaker 34 Nemesis time.

Speaker 43 No No one has told me what a nemesis is, but

Speaker 44 show yourself.

Speaker 44 Wait a second.

Speaker 43 This is the cloning facility.

Speaker 45 I'm home.

Speaker 45 Mr. Nell,

Speaker 45 little AJ's home.

Speaker 45 Your boy's back.

Speaker 45 Wait.

Speaker 45 No.

Speaker 45 My nemesis, which I I assume is a bad thing.

Speaker 45 Here it is:

Speaker 45 the deal of blue liquid.

Speaker 45 Is this

Speaker 45 X Island?

Speaker 46 That it is

Speaker 13 C-53

Speaker 43 Captain Cameron

Speaker 47 just Kirk Cameron now.

Speaker 46 I'm not a captain of anything,

Speaker 43 not even of your own destiny.

Speaker 22 I'm sorry, that sounds very good.

Speaker 50 I mentioned it on my guarded way, and there was not the time.

Speaker 50 What is this?

Speaker 50 Hello?

Speaker 50 Ew, where am I?

Speaker 51 Like, I'm literally in an empty void right now.

Speaker 51 I said that doesn't pass a vibe check.

Speaker 51 Ew,

Speaker 51 there's a mirror.

Speaker 51 Who's my Nemasas?

Speaker 52 Is it no one?

Speaker 12 Am I perfect?

Speaker 12 Ew!

Speaker 12 No far!

Speaker 54 And the winner is

Speaker 55 Bebops and the child dentist of the Lamba 7.

Speaker 55 Chucky!

Speaker 55 Chuck Yeah!

Speaker 56 Thank you, Fed!

Speaker 56 We here!

Speaker 58 I'm so excited for the child dentist of the Lamba 7 to have...

Speaker 55 Uh, Miss Jane, may I just say you look amazing tonight?

Speaker 60 Um do you mind if I just attach this uh this microphone right here?

Speaker 36 Oh wow,

Speaker 61 if you just run this cord right down, uh,

Speaker 55 I'll let you drop.

Speaker 55 Thank you.

Speaker 63 What's that?

Speaker 64 Something's gonna happen. Something big's gonna happen.

Speaker 36 I'm ready for it.

Speaker 64 How do I look?

Speaker 66 You look like a bakery spaceship.

Speaker 58 Okay, we're gonna go

Speaker 66 into space.

Speaker 67 Ah, it's finally budgie's time.

Speaker 68 Organics and synthetics.

Speaker 6 Please welcome to the sage

Speaker 3 spaceship Spielship.

Speaker 69 That jack?

Speaker 53 See, why are you doing this?

Speaker 43 How can you be my nemesis?

Speaker 71 You destroyed me.

Speaker 2 Now I shall destroy you.

Speaker 19 On the Sam planet? That wasn't me, that was Evil Dar.

Speaker 74 No, you're on Quadrant!

Speaker 74 You shot me another time.

Speaker 2 You killed me twice.

Speaker 62 No, as I was trying to say, uh.

Speaker 62 Shot me again.

Speaker 43 You tore me to pieces, even though we were friends.

Speaker 19 No, no, I tore you to pieces because we're friends.

Speaker 2 Untidy justification!

Speaker 19 It really is when you think about it. You're here in present day, and in fact, I'd say now you are better off than you were in this frame.

Speaker 68 Better off, dead? Now it is you who will be dead, and also better off.

Speaker 76 Please, I can prove it to you.

Speaker 71 Statistically unlikely.

Speaker 19 Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 19 See, I always respected that you appreciated like a cohesive verbal argument because obviously, like, if you really wanted to do this out again, I could just tear you apart and

Speaker 80 reinforce this frame with additional

Speaker 80 Okay,

Speaker 20 but do we really think Cor is your friend?

Speaker 2 Core Baleborg is merely a means to an end.

Speaker 19 And what's that end?

Speaker 36 Well, to

Speaker 74 get revenge.

Speaker 82 I crazy.

Speaker 74 I'm just getting my revenge.

Speaker 83 Can I kill you?

Speaker 19 And that would make you feel better.

Speaker 42 Well, I'm pretty upset.

Speaker 32 I gotta be honest.

Speaker 19 See, that's hurting me more. Knowing that I've upset my friend? Oh,

Speaker 32 I don't know how I'm gonna live with myself. Oh, you can't live with yourself?

Speaker 3 Well, I didn't get to live at all, dark.

Speaker 2 I made from a copy of Mario for Quantar Central.

Speaker 79 But if you just take your little pictures of Patrickia,

Speaker 55 You did get to live

Speaker 38 dark

Speaker 42 What are you talking about?

Speaker 19 They had to restore me from a backup that means I was dead No, no, I mean there was a backup but the original was just fine we saved your cube and we've had seasons of adventures together You got to try a whole bunch of new frames a toaster a humidifier a loader droid and oh my favorite the little urchin droid that was fun and seasonal This sounds like a series of humiliations.

Speaker 20 No, no, no, hear me out.

Speaker 32 It was actually kind of freeing.

Speaker 19 You kind of got to experience a bunch of new lives.

Speaker 66 And then you were infested by the keck. I mean, you were a disgusting bug.

Speaker 19 If you're trying to sell me on this, I am really hard because this is kind of feeling life and death right now.

Speaker 19 I haven't run in a long time. Hold on.

Speaker 19 I always make the intention to do it, you know, every new year. Like, I'll get in better shape, but

Speaker 53 okay.

Speaker 75 Breath caught.

Speaker 89 Cleck.

Speaker 19 You're not my nemesis.

Speaker 29 Huh?

Speaker 19 Starting now.

Speaker 90 Evil Dar, you have every reason to be my nemesis.

Speaker 27 I shot you right here on Flurp.

Speaker 45 Wow.

Speaker 62 Yes.

Speaker 19 Admitting is the first step.

Speaker 19 And the thing is, Pleck,

Speaker 19 I really held a grudge against you for that one. I know I shouldn't have, but I didn't have all the context that I have now.
And that is...

Speaker 19 Sometimes a mistake is

Speaker 62 just that.

Speaker 19 A mistake.

Speaker 61 No, Dar, it was more than that.

Speaker 60 It was a mistake that I made because I had no idea what I was doing.

Speaker 37 I hurt you.

Speaker 93 You're right to blame me for that.

Speaker 19 And.

Speaker 19 And.

Speaker 28 And.

Speaker 28 I'm. sorry.

Speaker 19 Ah, there it is.

Speaker 38 See?

Speaker 19 Water under the bridge. I forgive you.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 93 I've done a lot of things.

Speaker 90 I I regret.

Speaker 90 But the whole reason I've wanted to follow this stupid destiny and figure out what my purpose is is because I want to do the right thing for once.

Speaker 90 And, you know, maybe that's all going to come to nothing.

Speaker 30 Maybe I'm going to juck that up too. But

Speaker 93 I know that I owe more to the galaxy and to my friends than I've given them.

Speaker 90 And I just.

Speaker 28 I'm sorry.

Speaker 94 I'm such a dingus.

Speaker 19 Is it a can I

Speaker 19 actually wasn't expecting that long of an apology? Oh, sorry.

Speaker 26 Yeah, no, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 11 I...

Speaker 19 I think it would be too easy to say that you're dumb. You know?

Speaker 73 What? Because you're not.

Speaker 43 Well,

Speaker 38 uh,

Speaker 13 thank you.

Speaker 19 I just don't want you to underestimate yourself or sell yourself short.

Speaker 95 Yeah, I think that's really good advice.

Speaker 19 Also, you probably shouldn't handle weapons ever again.

Speaker 16 Any weapons.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 61 Well, what about the I mean, the Dinglehopper, by some accounts, is the most powerful weapon,

Speaker 90 you know, imaginable.

Speaker 19 The Twig?

Speaker 90 Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't say, like, it compares to, you know, a Planet Crusher or something, but I would say, like, hand-to-hand, wielded properly, the Dinglehopper is an elegant weapon.

Speaker 19 Okay, yeah, you're allowed to

Speaker 65 have that.

Speaker 61 Thank you so much. Yes.

Speaker 19 But there may be nothing else.

Speaker 90 I don't mean anything else.

Speaker 19 Okay, that's the spirit.

Speaker 96 Dope.

Speaker 52 Giant mean flex getups.

Speaker 14 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 97 No, how do you even prepare for that?

Speaker 84 You don't.

Speaker 56 He's gonna give up.

Speaker 53 Wait.

Speaker 53 Stand down.

Speaker 14 Is that a BX-13?

Speaker 14 This? Yeah, I core zapped my main keyboard, but this is one I always keep on my person.

Speaker 14 I just got a BX13. Isn't it awesome? Like, it's not the best rated of the BX series, but I swear, like, I take it over the 15 any day.

Speaker 98 I just journaled about how I threw away the 15 because of the 13.

Speaker 14 Do you ever lay it down like this?

Speaker 2 Yeah, I do.

Speaker 14 Oh, and uh, I assume you got one one of these.

Speaker 22 Wait, you got the vocoder attachment?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you didn't get it?

Speaker 77 They were sold out.

Speaker 14 They said they sold me the last one.

Speaker 100 Listen to this.

Speaker 57 I'm me, I'm me, who are you, you are me? Whoa.

Speaker 49 You're you, who are you, I'm you, I am you.

Speaker 57 Me, you, you, me, plus us, me, and me.

Speaker 56 One plus one is two.

Speaker 57 If there were another, there'd be three, but there's not, there's just you and me to

Speaker 57 be

Speaker 53 me and you, me.

Speaker 53 Me,

Speaker 57 nermit, name it, nermit, memit, nermit, bermit, bermit.

Speaker 57 Man,

Speaker 57 that

Speaker 14 was amazing. Yeah, if only we'd been recording, right?

Speaker 14 Hey, Greggie, were you rolling on that?

Speaker 42 Yeah, it sounds great.

Speaker 15 What?

Speaker 101 You guys want to do another take or uh I don't think we need another.

Speaker 14 Do you think we need another take?

Speaker 101 Copy that. Let's move on to Overducks.
Alright, I'm gonna have the Plince come in and set up some drums and some amplifiers.

Speaker 14 Your throne room is a recording studio?

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 102 I mean, why not, right?

Speaker 39 See that control room?

Speaker 66 What?

Speaker 14 You have the TT129s?

Speaker 103 When I made Burma Fluenelides, I dreamt dreamt about that compressor, but I could never afford it.

Speaker 14 I've got all the nermos you could ever want. You know what I'm saying? When the money's named after you, they just send them to you complimentar.

Speaker 14 You know?

Speaker 14 Totally, totally get it since I'm the one who won the election after all and you're sort of installed.

Speaker 14 Well, one is maybe not the right word because of the whack intervention of the emperor and the election, so yeah, who wants to talk politics anyway?

Speaker 84 Let's jam!

Speaker 84 It's the tube.

Speaker 84 The tube of blue liquid.

Speaker 84 No,

Speaker 84 not me tube.

Speaker 84 My tube.

Speaker 84 You happy?

Speaker 84 You happy now?

Speaker 84 Here I am.

Speaker 84 Big success.

Speaker 84 Be on the crew.

Speaker 84 No, it's never been enough for you, has it, tube of blue liquid? Never strong enough for you, am I?

Speaker 64 Why do do you think I try to be so strong all the time?

Speaker 74 You think I like forming perimeters?

Speaker 83 I don't, but I did because, you know, you're right, you got you're round, and so I thought

Speaker 31 maybe I could form a circumference too,

Speaker 3 but I can't because I'm not round.

Speaker 79 I'm person-shaped, and I always have been.

Speaker 3 I'm not like you, I don't want your life.

Speaker 53 Ugh.

Speaker 53 Hey, sorry I'm late to come kick your chucking ass. Whoa, what?

Speaker 12 A super yoke's plant?

Speaker 107 You're my nemesis?

Speaker 11 You're rod damn right.

Speaker 84 Okay, I'm so relieved.

Speaker 8 I thought I was gonna have to face my daddy issues. You're hold on.

Speaker 84 I'm sorry, did you just say that you think that the tube of blue liquid is your dad?

Speaker 110 No, did you?

Speaker 17 Oh my rod, you're dumber than I thought, bro.

Speaker 42 All right, let's do this.

Speaker 110 I've been wanting to do this ever since Miss Janelle's planet. Let's do this.

Speaker 86 Bring it on.

Speaker 18 All right.

Speaker 18 Clock me there.

Speaker 18 You like that?

Speaker 2 There's where that came from.

Speaker 105 Bob and weave.

Speaker 84 And then flurry of punches.

Speaker 84 Oh, ah, you're.

Speaker 84 You don't understand, do do you?

Speaker 10 I'm more clint than you'll ever be, bro.

Speaker 107 What'd you say to me?

Speaker 58 I'm Plint, baby. Oh, Snoop.

Speaker 7 You're at Plint 2.0, huh?

Speaker 6 Does Chuckett blank sex?

Speaker 111 I don't think so.

Speaker 41 Plint 3.0, Mother Chucker.

Speaker 45 That tune of blue liquid over there has been optimized, synthesized, electrolyzed to make me the yokedest clone in the jacket galaxy, bro.

Speaker 7 Incredible gains, bro.

Speaker 13 You don't know the half of it.

Speaker 13 You just got plaqued.

Speaker 27 Well, as you can see, almost every appendage I have is made of wood, so

Speaker 40 not great.

Speaker 106 Listen, Cameron,

Speaker 106 we don't have to do this, do we not?

Speaker 103 You betrayed me.

Speaker 7 You left the crew.

Speaker 4 Retractable cane, I see.

Speaker 113 What are the benefits of this frame?

Speaker 114 You were always into upgrading, weren't you?

Speaker 38 Frames?

Speaker 44 Friends.

Speaker 18 I was into making my own decisions, Cameron.

Speaker 43 I felt like I was waiting around for you.

Speaker 3 And you weren't interested.

Speaker 43 And you know,

Speaker 12 I was upset.

Speaker 113 And I wanted to hurt you. I never meant for you to get captured by the monarchy.

Speaker 53 That's right, got by the monarchy.

Speaker 60 All I see is my own reflection.

Speaker 60 Oh.

Speaker 115 Hello, meh.

Speaker 38 What?

Speaker 52 How you doing?

Speaker 51 Are you sad because your dad was evil?

Speaker 51 And also the love of your life ran off with a refrigerator?

Speaker 51 What? It wasn't my fault I got a DM!

Speaker 45 You're right, though.

Speaker 51 I shouldn't have let something so significant go away so easily.

Speaker 29 Wow.

Speaker 85 I hate you.

Speaker 107 I love you.

Speaker 107 I hate you.

Speaker 76 But I love you.

Speaker 84 Ewa!

Speaker 11 Is that a pimple?

Speaker 103 Literally, like, put me on fire now.

Speaker 51 Where is my nemesis?

Speaker 51 It's like so inferred. Everybody gets a nemesis and all I get is to like look into into my own reflection and like what reflect.

Speaker 51 You're so small and insignificant. No wonder your dad turned evol.

Speaker 117 Is your dad Joel?

Speaker 21 Ew,

Speaker 51 why is my nose all patchy?

Speaker 51 Where is my nemesis?

Speaker 51 Please welcome to the stage.

Speaker 56 Spaceship Spielship.

Speaker 118 As the old saying goes, Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand croon for a kiss and fifty-bit croon for your soul.

Speaker 118 No one knows that more than our esteemed guest.

Speaker 118 This storied and illustrious actress and I have had our ups and downs over the years,

Speaker 118 but she's made Hollywood what it is today.

Speaker 118 Without her, we wouldn't have such timeless quotes like,

Speaker 118 frankly, my dear, I don't give two jucks.

Speaker 118 Or, I'm mad as juck and I won't take it anymore, or bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Speaker 118 But what she really gave us

Speaker 2 was a dream.

Speaker 118 She gave Hollywood soul.

Speaker 118 Ladies and gentlemen,

Speaker 118 the deserving recipient of this

Speaker 118 Tiny Tooths Memorial Lifetime Achievement Boboskar

Speaker 45 goes to

Speaker 118 my friend,

Speaker 118 my enemy, my muse.

Speaker 118 My deepest regret, my proudest achievement,

Speaker 45 my ex-wife, the Bargerian Jade.

Speaker 18 Do you remember how you did it, daughter?

Speaker 19 Okay, your eyes are lighting up again, and I can only assume that this is about to be very, very bad.

Speaker 74 You like to be a fighting bitch!

Speaker 76 Alright, must you hold me? I was like, damn.

Speaker 84 Oh, I'm gonna lose my lunch.

Speaker 82 Prepared to lose your life.

Speaker 41 My precious stuff is falling from my shoots and flaps.

Speaker 58 Oh, be careful with that.

Speaker 64 Uh-oh.

Speaker 64 I don't know why they would pick me over anyone else.

Speaker 83 I was in a toaster at the time.

Speaker 2 What is that? Turn that off!

Speaker 66 No, no, oh, see, you have to listen to this.

Speaker 43 Stop shaking. You have to listen to this.
Fine.

Speaker 43 I'm no better envoy than anyone else on this crew.

Speaker 2 Wait, who is this, man?

Speaker 19 Back to you.

Speaker 108 Tara, I still needed to be rescued.

Speaker 50 My voice sounds so weak.

Speaker 19 Right, because you're vamping up to a song.

Speaker 86 No, no, no, not that.

Speaker 71 It's just the vocal processor.

Speaker 19 That was one of your many frames.

Speaker 66 a sweaty her man named Jeremy.

Speaker 59 I'm sorry, what?

Speaker 66 I know, I know, but did you hear where you said we were all important?

Speaker 10 No, I'm sorry, but I thought I was sweaty.

Speaker 19 You were, and then you were a keck, and now you're in the country gentleman. But the thing is, you were always seat,

Speaker 19 even after I had to break you apart to save everybody. And yourself.

Speaker 62 Listen, this is the best part.

Speaker 2 53 still is

Speaker 19 We care about each other in the future, even though that C is fully aware that I tore him apart.

Speaker 111 And you have this queued up on a boom box because

Speaker 56 why?

Speaker 19 We had these communicators that the Femme gave us that recorded everything we said and did.

Speaker 19 And I just happened to hold this specific recording because

Speaker 19 sometimes, and this will be hard to believe,

Speaker 19 I have a low self-confidence moment.

Speaker 19 And

Speaker 19 sometimes I need to be reminded. You know, if you just fast-forward a little bit, you'll get to hear all the affirmations I like to hear me tell myself.

Speaker 19 So we good, or is revenge still on the table?

Speaker 3 I mean,

Speaker 43 I did actually try to get some info from the outside world on what's been happening in the last six years, and now I'm realizing Corp Build War has probably kept me in the dark about a lot of stuff.

Speaker 19 Or parental control, but either way,

Speaker 102 he says the Wi-Fi on Mufaletta Secundus is no good, which might be true, but it feels different.

Speaker 19 No, no, it's definitely true.

Speaker 88 Yeah, we should get out of here.

Speaker 57 Core insisted on setting up this recreation of Clog to the Tip for, I don't know, poetic justice or something.

Speaker 19 Doesn't that feel more triggering for you than it does for me, guys?

Speaker 48 I think he was selling it to me as a like, this is empowering to do this.

Speaker 20 Oh, sure.

Speaker 82 Honestly, this whole thing makes me uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 Because even if you didn't tear me apart, it means I would have. I think I was gonna kill a kid.

Speaker 19 I don't feel good about that. No, no.

Speaker 121 We gotta get out of here.

Speaker 42 Are you still talking to inanimate objects?

Speaker 36 Shut up, man. Fight me!

Speaker 36 I admit it.

Speaker 36 I'm not strong enough to beat him.

Speaker 58 I always needed help, whether it was the clans or the crew.

Speaker 3 I've always needed help.

Speaker 26 And now I need your help.

Speaker 8 I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago, which is face you and then tip you over and drink you

Speaker 8 just go insane bro

Speaker 8 how does your body get hold of liquid

Speaker 6 no i'm not insane bro i just resolved my father issues

Speaker 121 Again, it is a an enemy.

Speaker 84 That is a machine.

Speaker 105 And I'll tell you this.

Speaker 105 I realize that true power

Speaker 3 is admitting

Speaker 58 that you're vulnerable.

Speaker 106 What's happening to your body, bro?

Speaker 80 I'm starting to bomb!

Speaker 80 Okay, bro.

Speaker 80 I'm pretty oaks now.

Speaker 80 The only thing left is your utility belt. Just framing your plank.

Speaker 80 Even your plank has abs.

Speaker 80 Go for another round.

Speaker 80 Undercut.

Speaker 14 So then, I think this is where the guitars come in.

Speaker 14 Yes, that's what Pet's gonna say.

Speaker 99 So yeah, if they hit here and not in the earlier bar we originally had it, I was just gonna make that change because then you feel it, right? Hmm.

Speaker 14 I think, Mimit,

Speaker 9 I 100% agree.

Speaker 124 Oh gosh, I love this moment when you're just in the flow.

Speaker 39 Yes!

Speaker 14 You know, I dreamt about collaborating with you, Mimit, and I got afraid that it wasn't gonna live up to my expectations. And I was disappointed that I was tasked with killing you.

Speaker 109 Oh.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that okay.

Speaker 11 Uh, cool.

Speaker 14 No, I mean, I'm glad I'm not going to.

Speaker 37 Good.

Speaker 6 Cool.

Speaker 14 Even though it's technically still my mandate.

Speaker 13 Okay.

Speaker 14 Well, I think the baseline that you just played is gonna go throughout, and then we'll layer the two bases starting right here.

Speaker 61 I feel like we don't even need to talk anymore. Yeah,

Speaker 112 we're in Lazon.

Speaker 14 Hey, Gretchy, can we hear that choice take of the duet chorus? Yep.

Speaker 11 Just one second.

Speaker 11 Alright.

Speaker 11 They matter when you're planning things out.

Speaker 11 Planning things out.

Speaker 11 Schedules matter.

Speaker 11 I want to hug.

Speaker 51 I'm going to hug myself in the mirror.

Speaker 29 Hug.

Speaker 51 I love you, and I know you're going through tough times right now because you're alone.

Speaker 51 And you're part of the OG crew, and you've been through like so much.

Speaker 51 Also, you're living in a really chaotic world that's built upon a lot of traumatic events that were outside of your own control.

Speaker 42 Literally?

Speaker 82 Is there word if I

Speaker 116 kiss myself?

Speaker 51 I'm going in.

Speaker 51 I'm going in.

Speaker 51 I'm going in. Ew, don't use tongue.

Speaker 21 That's gross.

Speaker 76 The vibe is over.

Speaker 11 Literally, I feel nothing right now.

Speaker 51 Don't even damn me.

Speaker 51 Damn me.

Speaker 51 Why haven't you texted me?

Speaker 77 You know what?

Speaker 117 I'm gonna break the mirror.

Speaker 51 Yeah, my reflection is not a true representation of my identity.

Speaker 72 No,

Speaker 51 oh no, my hand is blood on.

Speaker 57 Hello,

Speaker 116 I need to go to the nurse's office. Run away.

Speaker 116 Oh,

Speaker 51 I'm Diva

Speaker 11 Santoria

Speaker 11 Father

Speaker 11 Mother

Speaker 11 Society

Speaker 11 Puberty.

Speaker 108 It's over, bro. Stay down.

Speaker 113 Stay down.

Speaker 3 I just realized something.

Speaker 8 You're the best clip.

Speaker 84 You're the best

Speaker 7 clit at kicking my ass.

Speaker 7 You're the best clit at having a spiritual epiphany and then changing your ways.

Speaker 125 Self-realization.

Speaker 8 Self-actualization.

Speaker 8 We don't even have the same DNA, bro.

Speaker 3 We're just

Speaker 3 completely different, yeah. I guess it's me then.
Cool. Alright, I win.

Speaker 45 Take me with you.

Speaker 68 Yeah, come on, bro.

Speaker 11 I want to be a part of whatever this is.

Speaker 45 Alright, man. Come on.
I was created like 24 hours ago.

Speaker 43 I don't need your backstory, bro.

Speaker 3 Let's just get moving.

Speaker 12 That's it.

Speaker 11 That's the whole backstory.

Speaker 7 Oh, okay.

Speaker 38 god i'll follow you anywhere

Speaker 38 papa papa

Speaker 108 okay now that i hear it back to me it's not a great name

Speaker 108 don't call me daddy

Speaker 40 papa let's get you back

Speaker 8 or whatever but i do oh i love you too man

Speaker 108 Let's get back to the ooh man, you're spitting out a lot of teeth. Let's get you back to that big cavern where all the bad stuff was happening, huh?

Speaker 45 Hey, give me one second.

Speaker 45 Hey,

Speaker 45 no, I drank it all, bro.

Speaker 43 Hey,

Speaker 68 empty tube.

Speaker 68 Thank you

Speaker 68 for like the huge power-up and, like, I mean, I'm like, so jacked right now, thank you.

Speaker 2 Absolutely shredded.

Speaker 2 Appreciate it.

Speaker 2 Listen, Cameron, I'm sorry.

Speaker 40 Alright,

Speaker 58 I was angry when we parted.

Speaker 102 Alright, I was furious with you, but

Speaker 43 I'm happier with you, Cameron.

Speaker 8 I didn't think I'd ever get a chance to finally tell you face to face.

Speaker 43 I'm sorry.

Speaker 43 If I could take it all back, I would.

Speaker 43 I

Speaker 114 you seem sincere.

Speaker 114 I know.

Speaker 3 You know, you were the first person I ever met.

Speaker 10 You're the first person I ever loved.

Speaker 35 I didn't know how to do it with it.

Speaker 35 Ah,

Speaker 114 C53, admitting that he's wrong

Speaker 126 Well, I live and breathe. I barely breathe.

Speaker 35 It's me

Speaker 126 sometimes sawdust comes out

Speaker 127 Yeah, it's me one of them is a bellows one of them so I have to kind of

Speaker 3 tell you how to live your life but they make organic replacements for body parts

Speaker 128 What

Speaker 43 like you don't have to replace everything with wood

Speaker 104 Listen, I've I've lost a a lot, but

Speaker 114 I will tell you one thing that isn't made of wood.

Speaker 8 My heart, not my penis.

Speaker 84 Were you thinking penis?

Speaker 95 No, it didn't cross your mind at all.

Speaker 84 Hey, really?

Speaker 48 To be perfectly honest, it didn't.

Speaker 2 It was any different.

Speaker 24 Like, I sorta had some relationships.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 1 My heart.

Speaker 114 My heart is still flesh and blood.

Speaker 43 But it

Speaker 114 Your tenderness and forgiveness of me makes me, why,

Speaker 94 want to reciprocate. Yeah.

Speaker 43 Listen, Cameron.

Speaker 35 I don't want to fight you.

Speaker 43 Do you want to get out of here?

Speaker 114 Sure.

Speaker 127 There's a magicky portal that's right behind the big old skull-looking rock over there.

Speaker 114 I was gonna go through it after I killed you, so.

Speaker 43 We could probably still use it, right?

Speaker 17 Oh, my.

Speaker 8 Seems like it. That's how portals work, right?

Speaker 43 Everyone thinks I'm not portal experts, but me neither.

Speaker 109 You look great, by the way.

Speaker 27 I never said it, but you look great.

Speaker 35 You know, I know it's a lot of wood, but honestly, you can tell you put a lot of care into widdling all of those items.

Speaker 114 Yeah, Penis still works, so

Speaker 35 you should have been quicker earlier.

Speaker 27 Did I?

Speaker 112 Okay, just wanted to make sure we were winning.

Speaker 43 Consider me. time.

Speaker 43 Wow, okay.

Speaker 43 Okay, sit down.

Speaker 43 Sit down.

Speaker 43 Sit down.

Speaker 43 Sit down.

Speaker 43 Okay.

Speaker 120 Ah, wow, I was not expecting this. I, uh,

Speaker 65 ha, wow, a lifetime achievement award named after tiny tooths. Great, fantastic.

Speaker 67 Yeah, hey, sit down!

Speaker 36 What can I say? Uh,

Speaker 68 I guess you know who I am still. That's fine.

Speaker 67 Um, yes, I was a very prolific actor and director and writer for a while, and yes, I disappeared. You know, because this industry, honestly,

Speaker 67 chucking

Speaker 67 takes the soul out and takes the junking sh shit on it.

Speaker 117 Stand back up, stand back up.

Speaker 67 Listen, I know you should be thankful for this award, especially because so many of you have come up to me and told me you thought I was dead.

Speaker 67 But I guess what I really want to say is:

Speaker 64 Hollowun,

Speaker 67 you can't reject me.

Speaker 67 I reject you.

Speaker 67 I know what this lifetime achievement award is.

Speaker 69 You give it to the sentients you think whose careers are over.

Speaker 63 Well, Bargie's career is not over. Bargie's career is still going and it's going strong and I'm not gonna give up.

Speaker 67 You can't tell me it's over.

Speaker 2 Chuck you, I don't need you. You all chunking plastic and you fake.

Speaker 69 How many of you actually have your original original holes?

Speaker 64 Huh? You know what?

Speaker 2 Why am I wearing a gown?

Speaker 87 Huh? What am I trying to prove to you?

Speaker 63 I'm just trying to be shimmery and sparkly so you can never hire me again.

Speaker 96 Or I'm taking this gown off.

Speaker 67 That's right, this is what an old chucking hole looks like that's had a lot of work done but really cheap work so in the end it really nothing has changed.

Speaker 67 Stare at it everybody

Speaker 67 stare at my ship hole you juckets juckets.

Speaker 42 Anyway, part

Speaker 42 get back inside.

Speaker 67 We're getting out of this stinky hole house. I got a swag bag.

Speaker 67 Welcome back to the stage, your host, Dunkey.

Speaker 67 Now, here at the center of my whack castle,

Speaker 67 here at the edge of time and space, have I summoned the forces of rackness to my aid?

Speaker 67 In my right hand do I clutch the dingle harper, and in my left the wickle staff, and betwixt their points, all creation shall be rent asunder.

Speaker 67 I begin with the first of 118 elemental gems, and come in harm with the second of 118 elemental gems. And here comes number three:

Speaker 67 to do pull an end of the station. Core Balevor.

Speaker 67 What? The

Speaker 67 junk?

Speaker 92 What? Didn't expect me back?

Speaker 92 This can be possible. You should be destroyed now.

Speaker 92 Sorry, what I missed. Had to go the old...

Speaker 92 Well, you know.

Speaker 92 The toilet?

Speaker 92 See, you know, I didn't have to say it. You knew what I was implying.

Speaker 61 Core, you thought you could defeat me with one of my best friends?

Speaker 3 Think again.

Speaker 84 Let me get you straight, Evildar.

Speaker 40 Who to me is good, Dar.

Speaker 52 I summon you into existence through timelines to come in here and destroy Black Dead Center.

Speaker 8 You'd be dead in the woods, Onflurp, if I hadn't resurrected you for this one job.

Speaker 84 And you completely jumped me!

Speaker 19 Liz, it wasn't on purpose. It's just that.

Speaker 43 I mean, look at him.

Speaker 19 Pleck apologized, and I forgave him.

Speaker 62 Because,

Speaker 55 well, I realized he meant it.

Speaker 80 Lily, what does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 85 You aren't supposed to kill Black Dead Center.

Speaker 14 And yet, I live.

Speaker 7 Listen here.

Speaker 125 Perhaps you have found some way around my whackness, buoyed by prophecy as you are.

Speaker 7 But your friends will surely have fallen to my vinyl mucketing sons.

Speaker 51 Oh, hey, Dar.

Speaker 122 Hey there. What?

Speaker 19 Hey, there yourself.

Speaker 61 Dar one is what I've been calling because they're sort of prime dar. Dar zero is the one with the goatee.

Speaker 19 Actually, I'm cool with evil dar and I'm okay with just dar.

Speaker 115 You're investing a lot of energy in names that you won't need to know in a minute because you're all going to be dead.

Speaker 104 Alright, we're putting a lot of mustard on a sandwich that's going straight in the trash.

Speaker 19 Who puts mustard on a sandwich?

Speaker 84 Do you want to look at me like I'm crazy for putting mustard on a sandwich?

Speaker 104 Oh, listen, I love doing whack stuff.

Speaker 52 That, what I just said, normal.

Speaker 84 Literally not whack.

Speaker 52 Though maybe the one thing that the whack and fresh agree on is getting a nice stone-ground mustard on some peasant bread.

Speaker 75 Make yourself a little sandwich in the middle of the day.

Speaker 52 Pick you right up.

Speaker 104 Dar, who is your nemesis?

Speaker 56 I think I can answer that.

Speaker 77 C-53, you got your old frame back.

Speaker 40 Well, no, I'm actually a C-53 restored from a previous backup of who you know is C-53 and

Speaker 43 put to a weaponized federated alliance frame

Speaker 3 Oh, but I realized that C53, myself, was actually a live.

Speaker 128 Nobody realized anything else.

Speaker 103 We're done realizing stuff in the castle.

Speaker 93 You know, Court, I just realized you're making the mistake of assuming that a clone of any of us is inherently evil.

Speaker 97 We're all just the same people.

Speaker 43 Oh my rod!

Speaker 11 Talk some more shit, dude.

Speaker 84 Like, they've literally got a goatee on the front of their face.

Speaker 107 They're evil.

Speaker 84 Evil.

Speaker 107 Or at least that was the plan.

Speaker 18 Oh,

Speaker 86 disappointed core.

Speaker 22 Oh, real C-53.

Speaker 32 Well, you know, in many ways, both of us are real C-53.

Speaker 3 It starts to get into the question of what is the nature of reality when it comes to an intelligence that could be and was replicated.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 42 So wait a minute.

Speaker 8 You also weren't destroyed by your nemesis. Raise your hand if you weren't destroyed by your nemesis.

Speaker 3 Now do you want the quote-unquote evil ones to also raise your hand?

Speaker 8 Literally, literally, literally, listen to what I said.

Speaker 104 If you weren't destroyed by your nemesis, raise your hand.

Speaker 3 Okay, Cameron, I guess that's your hand.

Speaker 127 Oh, yes, I will raise my hand, which is actually a system of dowels and strings.

Speaker 114 As I lost my original hand on X Island, but this ex here, he's a-okay.

Speaker 3 Honestly, we really appreciated the chance to talk it out.

Speaker 11 I

Speaker 14 cathartic as well.

Speaker 3 I'm so pissed

Speaker 38 But we like it. We both like it.

Speaker 131 This guy's actually a good scatter.

Speaker 93 I mean, you're pretty much.

Speaker 60 I can't tell which Nerman is Nerman.

Speaker 14 Oh, well, we were, I mean, really going at it because we both came in with demos that we wanted to base the track on. It was crazy because it turned out when we played them, they were identical.

Speaker 39 Mine was a little bit, I think, closer to the Final Master.

Speaker 116 Honestly,

Speaker 12 going at it,

Speaker 14 I literally nearly figuratively killed him because we were seriously butting heads artistically over which synth to use in the bridge till we realized actually neither of us do.

Speaker 60 Yeah, Core, I gotta say, you kind of set up this whole situation to create conflict, but you kind of just created closure for everybody.

Speaker 104 Well, the only closure you'll be feeling from here on out, Black Death Center, is me closing the door on your miserable life

Speaker 104 Corbalevor.

Speaker 42 You're going down, motherchucker.

Speaker 84 You are yoke.

Speaker 22 Hold on.

Speaker 132 Yeah, well, I discovered vulnerability and I drank my dad and we kicked each other's asses.

Speaker 38 And now we're here to stop you, Corbalevor.

Speaker 42 That's right.

Speaker 110 Sorry, we had to back up for ten seconds here.

Speaker 3 You drank your dad?

Speaker 8 Yeah, well, I realized that the tube of blue liquid was like, in some ways, my dad, and I finally realized, you know, I kind of got to that.

Speaker 44 Stop realizing shit.

Speaker 38 Look here.

Speaker 75 Alright?

Speaker 8 Because there's gotta be close to 20 people in this rod damn ritual chamber.

Speaker 26 I feel like I'm gonna be able to do it.

Speaker 131 Hey, Justin.

Speaker 97 Justin, why are you carrying that broken mirror?

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 52 Because in a way, that mirror was me.

Speaker 51 But now I know who is me.

Speaker 51 And I'm me.

Speaker 60 And I love me.

Speaker 9 Rod, I wanna clock this kid right in the face.

Speaker 51 We've become viral in the past couple seconds on happy affirmation talk talk.

Speaker 5 I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna put the dingo harper down, I'm gonna put the little staff down, and it's gonna be four square knuckles right to the jaw kiddo.

Speaker 51 Clearly, there's something that happened to you in the past that's making you feel this way. Maybe you should look inside yourself and make a challenge.

Speaker 14 Just we don't record a vid map like this sort of high stage.

Speaker 17 How many vowels did you put in the middle of the word change?

Speaker 77 How many distinct vowels?

Speaker 84 What a dip card!

Speaker 87 Make a challenge.

Speaker 12 All of you

Speaker 21 were supposed to unravel from the inside, and instead, everybody grew as people and learned shit about themselves.

Speaker 57 Shock!

Speaker 96 Now I say, no more realizations, no more cathartic, meaningful moments, no more friends reuniting.

Speaker 86 Wow, wow,

Speaker 98 Whoa, Bargy's coming through the volcano hole.

Speaker 84 Ha ha, Bargie!

Speaker 84 Welcome back!

Speaker 133 That's right, welcome back. I'm not dead.

Speaker 43 Great. And guess what?

Speaker 133 I beat my nemesis of Fame.

Speaker 119 It doesn't have any power over me anymore. I'm all good now.

Speaker 119 Yeah, well,

Speaker 18 wait a minute, hold on. Your nemesis was Fame?

Speaker 11 What are you talking about?

Speaker 33 Fame was really bringing me down, you know?

Speaker 62 Yeah. Yeah, no, that tracks part.

Speaker 3 No, it makes sense.

Speaker 131 It can be corrosive to anyone.

Speaker 32 Listen, these nemeses, yeah, fame would make sense if I was trying to give you all a catharsis.

Speaker 12 I was trying to kill you.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 74 Well, Corey, you know, many things fame can kill you.

Speaker 82 It's taken many of Carlos' beloved ghostars away from it so many years.

Speaker 133 Yeah, let's see a clip.

Speaker 58 We implanted one of the many

Speaker 121 victims you shot into space as the sentience of state-of-the-art top of the lying warship with only one purpose, which was to destroy you, Bargie.

Speaker 113 Your nemesis wasn't fame, it is the cool.

Speaker 25 I'm sure.

Speaker 45 It's me, the daughter of the Grand Kulot.

Speaker 2 I'm a ship now.

Speaker 132 I don't know who this is. Yeah,

Speaker 44 it's probably fine.

Speaker 14 That was like our first mission.

Speaker 60 I was there.

Speaker 108 You may have blasted me out into space six years ago, but now I'm back.

Speaker 119 And I'm gonna destroy you. Hey, wow.
Wow, you did it.

Speaker 2 Ah, being a ship was a train. How you feel?

Speaker 119 Argy, honestly, I feel amazing. I know.
You look amazing.

Speaker 119 Really?

Speaker 45 Aww, sweet.

Speaker 119 Most ships, hot take, are disgusting.

Speaker 68 You're a hot shit.

Speaker 119 Well, Argy, hearing all this and processing all this, I'm realizing that I have a parasocial relationship with you, which has been really unhealthy for me.

Speaker 113 So I need to find out who I am.

Speaker 122 Honestly, no no.

Speaker 3 Untucking real.

Speaker 84 Are you for in front of me?

Speaker 104 This is the rudest thing I've ever seen.

Speaker 43 Bonding of enemies to friends in tiny seconds?

Speaker 69 She's a pro.

Speaker 64 She's a pro.

Speaker 43 Well, this is all super cute, but I'm really ritual to you.

Speaker 82 So all of these rituals are drunk off. How does that sound?

Speaker 44 Okay, we forgot about the ritual.

Speaker 113 What are we gonna do?

Speaker 1 Is Bino awake yet?

Speaker 19 No, uh Bino is still asleep in his box, which is safely inflat.

Speaker 42 Okay.

Speaker 132 Okay, so Papa, I guess this is like prophecy time, right?

Speaker 95 Right, yes.

Speaker 14 I got this.

Speaker 2 I believe in you, Papa.

Speaker 94 Thank you, AJ.

Speaker 14 But we gotta do much more than believe

Speaker 9 if we want to see the world change.

Speaker 9 What?

Speaker 26 You won't win, Corbaelvor.

Speaker 52 If hate's the gate to peace,

Speaker 103 this is the last stop.

Speaker 103 I shall summon

Speaker 103 that

Speaker 103 stuff

Speaker 103 through

Speaker 103 the space

Speaker 103 to myself

Speaker 103 I jacking got the diggle offer

Speaker 103 No way.

Speaker 22 Yeah, yeah, no, it was a little bit whack, you know?

Speaker 123 My prophecy is to bring balance to the galaxy, and you know what? Sometimes it means just being a little bit

Speaker 123 whack just to keep everything from falling apart.

Speaker 61 And now, the dingle hopper is mine.

Speaker 61 Poor Balevor,

Speaker 22 your reign of chaos and terror is coming to an end.

Speaker 22 You have crossed me this day,

Speaker 22 Plectaxe.

Speaker 22 And you have driven me to the edge of madness.

Speaker 22 You and your pathetic friends. Oh, friendship.

Speaker 22 Okay, AJ, alright.

Speaker 22 The only friend I need in this world is myself.

Speaker 22 And also my good friend Scram. Thank you for helping, Scram.

Speaker 22 Yes.

Speaker 55 Good to be mentioned, Master.

Speaker 18 Oh, yes, of course.

Speaker 12 Scram, you're great. Scram, have you actually have you brought for lunch today?

Speaker 134 Uh, not yet, Master.

Speaker 32 Why are you so nice to Scram?

Speaker 1 Scram and me, we are tight.

Speaker 3 Like, this whole enterprise is not like just a job.

Speaker 115 It's like we are family here. We do.

Speaker 134 Well, Master.

Speaker 73 What? Uh, Scram.

Speaker 84 Well,

Speaker 84 wow.

Speaker 58 Speak to me with your voice, it quavers. Master Baleboy, you are the finest master I have ever served, without question.

Speaker 85 Yes, I would give my life life for your own, but I mean, do we hang out?

Speaker 75 Do we're like,

Speaker 3 no, no, no, it's not awkward. It's not awkward.
It is not awkward.

Speaker 36 Listen, Scram, but that's the thing.

Speaker 38 It's like, we're like,

Speaker 11 we're the go-hard bros, you know?

Speaker 17 Like, we go hard.

Speaker 3 That's

Speaker 43 Nick,

Speaker 134 but you go hard at work, you know?

Speaker 5 Like, we're like, no, but yeah, we don't hang out, cause we, like, we're always at the office putting in that extra elbow grease.

Speaker 75 But, like, I'm not sure if you can't do that.

Speaker 134 Like, okay, he wants to keep it professional.

Speaker 64 Asked dead cringe.

Speaker 31 So, Core, do you have like

Speaker 5 no friends?

Speaker 106 What did you say, Bundley?

Speaker 14 I just asked do you have no friends?

Speaker 8 I guess that sounds a little bit more loaded than I do like follow anyone on Talk Talk.

Speaker 51 Do they follow you back?

Speaker 3 I follow the path of the one I can find.

Speaker 125 Blessed by prophecy and bound, bound, your fates crossed in the stars.

Speaker 40 What forces of the galaxy could have thrown you all together into these misadventures these long years past?

Speaker 61 I think it was sort of an algorithm at the Federated Alliance that was like

Speaker 61 Dar's big and Nermit's little and like Plex kind of

Speaker 75 yeah and Bargy needed the word

Speaker 51 I was there since the beginning I read

Speaker 18 You will find that I still have my second of two great galactic sticks.

Speaker 57 I may not have the Eagle Hopper now, Pleg Dexeta, But I did have it

Speaker 18 fifteen minutes ago.

Speaker 113 Carving a portal into the air.

Speaker 113 Corbalfor.

Speaker 113 Greetings, Corbalebor. Greetings to you, Cor.

Speaker 113 What say you, my whack brother? Shall we commence to summon more core bale force?

Speaker 113 Okay,

Speaker 56 that's good.

Speaker 3 Let the hate make eight more.

Speaker 3 Sixteen

Speaker 14 I don't even know the original.

Speaker 45 32 core bail fors, thirty-two SCU,

Speaker 42 or should I say, see don'ts.

Speaker 130 I'm twenty

Speaker 3 twenty-three Skidoos, so it's

Speaker 18 kind of

Speaker 62 scram, scram, could you could could you like hop in here and help him?

Speaker 129 Who wants 32 bosses?

Speaker 84 This is a nightmare.

Speaker 42 A nightmare?

Speaker 31 Well, will you still be my employee when I am 64?

Speaker 122 No!

Speaker 25 No, it's too many.

Speaker 97 Core, I don't get it. Are you making friends?

Speaker 18 Friends of the weak. I am an army of myself.

Speaker 113 Is that not right, brethren?

Speaker 113 We are together

Speaker 31 There's only one bathroom here. Do they all like share it or shut it?

Speaker 19 I don't think eventually around for a while, maybe, but you still shouldn't go in there for at least a little while longer.

Speaker 112 I mean, I was just in there, so

Speaker 72 128 Skidoo.

Speaker 18 I mean, that's.

Speaker 43 I guess if you want to put Skidoo on the end of it, sure, but yeah, you can just say Skidoo after any number.

Speaker 3 226 Kadoo! There's so many. There's not enough room, they're all going on top of that.

Speaker 3 Now,

Speaker 3 with 256 core bail pours and 255 dingle hoppers, I shall be the one.

Speaker 84 Hold on, as the first!

Speaker 121 Yes, you are first in that you are the oldest.

Speaker 75 So why don't you let me the most.

Speaker 79 Is there no point in letting you?

Speaker 53 You are the one of us without a dinglehopper.

Speaker 75 as the one who most recently ate as you opened a portal right as I was finishing my frittata

Speaker 113 I am the most capable I think I should be the one to speak You know the irony is if they just let the oldest corbil work they'll all get to experience it at least a little bit of this age my nose is bleeding I hate this shit Corbier voice I'm just gonna pitch this and if you are into it everybody give a thumbs up and if you're not into it everyone get a thumb down simple majority When I say go,

Speaker 12 we will destroy these plucky heroes of space, and then we will all return through the exact doors we came through.

Speaker 84 Um, that's not a thumb, that's a hand.

Speaker 8 No, I have-I actually have a question, because my door is through another one of the doors.

Speaker 3 So,

Speaker 3 I'll go through my cut a door in one of the doors.

Speaker 49 Why would you do that?

Speaker 57 Don't tell me how to do my business.

Speaker 11 I it's it's that way we can keep track.

Speaker 121 It's like a matrioshkaton. No, that's a terrible idea.

Speaker 13 All right, as the core bale for at the terminus of this, the prime timeline, I call upon the youngest core bail for to impart to me your dingle harper so that I can absolutely wail on these freaks.

Speaker 12 Uh,

Speaker 12 hi, I'm Corpalevor.

Speaker 52 I'm a Zima Knight.

Speaker 117 Why are so many of you robots?

Speaker 103 What so many?

Speaker 84 Who summoned the kid?

Speaker 106 Well, I thought the point was

Speaker 121 whenever we had a dingle hopper, and we mostly had the dingle hopper when we were young.

Speaker 107 Yeah, and a Zema Knight who believes in the fresh.

Speaker 78 What is this?

Speaker 117 Why are does something bad happen to me in the future?

Speaker 3 Listen, I'll explain it.

Speaker 43 Young Corey, young Corey,

Speaker 12 hey Corey, what's the halves?

Speaker 32 It's your friend.

Speaker 111 Um, and listen.

Speaker 92 Hold on a second, Corey is a nickname for for Corey.

Speaker 40 You be quiet.

Speaker 9 I am speaking to my younger self.

Speaker 11 Listen, man,

Speaker 42 I'm your cool future self.

Speaker 104 We're all nights of Zima.

Speaker 3 What say you?

Speaker 53 Pass that dingle hopper on over to your older

Speaker 12 youth.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I should

Speaker 12 do

Speaker 106 our younger self would never listen to an old, 40-don't logic.

Speaker 58 Corey, Corey, what's that?

Speaker 103 Hey, hi, is this me? Am I, is this, am I really seeing because I can see there's a couple of me that are like part robot, and they look super sad. And then there's mostly me as robots.

Speaker 11 Yeah, Corey, I hate to tell you this.

Speaker 31 These guys are all you in your future.

Speaker 16 I become

Speaker 12 this.

Speaker 113 I'll snap his neck. It'll be quick.

Speaker 42 Don't worry about it.

Speaker 71 AJ, AJ.

Speaker 52 What's your name? Are you a Zema Knight?

Speaker 81 Yeah, he's a bathroom vaunt.

Speaker 55 Yes, I am, Corey.

Speaker 61 I'm a Zima Knight.

Speaker 133 No question, Blek, but like all you shenanigans have been leading to this one moment.

Speaker 18 Don't chuck it up.

Speaker 97 Thank you, Bargie.

Speaker 27 Thank you.

Speaker 19 Core.

Speaker 6 Please, call me Corey.

Speaker 53 I don't want to.

Speaker 5 You have to. It's my name.

Speaker 84 I demand that you do not.

Speaker 61 No, Core, my name is Pleck Dex Center. I'm master of the space.
I'm master of the stuff.

Speaker 61 And I'm master of the self.

Speaker 22 I'm here to save the galaxy, save the universe,

Speaker 124 and you can help me.

Speaker 28 Okay, you're an acolyte of the fresh.

Speaker 98 Don't you understand? When you return to the past, just remember, you could prevent all of this.

Speaker 92 You could avoid having a cybernetic torso blasted into your chest.

Speaker 1 A what? Blasted into my wood?

Speaker 111 To intrude on what's obviously a very important part-to-conversation between two zebra, but um

Speaker 3 if young Corey Van Thor here goes through any other portal than the one that he came through,

Speaker 3 his position in the space-time continuum will have shifted which puts all 255 Skiddoo other Beovors in a state of temporal paradox, which means

Speaker 102 well, I don't 100% know, but it's probably better for us than it is for him.

Speaker 14 Oh, yeah, that'll work better.

Speaker 128 Wait a minute, sorry.

Speaker 16 If it's your destiny to save the galaxy from me, don't I kind of need to become this bad version of me?

Speaker 52 I don't want to like ruin a I'm trying to do this, keep it fresh.

Speaker 73 AJ, quick, close the portal.

Speaker 73 Oh, wow.

Speaker 44 Cool.

Speaker 43 Did you guys feel that light shoot out of my hands?

Speaker 109 Oh, man.

Speaker 71 It's a lot more dramatic than the last second.

Speaker 97 I just needed you to close the portal.

Speaker 42 That's awesome.

Speaker 57 What's been happening over there?

Speaker 79 What?

Speaker 50 Wait, where's Corey?

Speaker 43 Where's

Speaker 43 the ball?

Speaker 84 He's disappearing on his phone.

Speaker 3 I don't like this at all.

Speaker 59 Why wouldn't I just disappear into the sport before? He doesn't make technology visible.

Speaker 61 Oh, that one's going really slowly for some reason.

Speaker 38 Why is that one so slowly going up its button?

Speaker 119 one left.

Speaker 80 Sam!

Speaker 80 Sam!

Speaker 129 Master, what should I do?

Speaker 79 Remember me as your best friend!

Speaker 129 Uh, it just feels weird to my best friend, Greg.

Speaker 18 Wow.

Speaker 19 I may never be able to look at buttholes the same way again.

Speaker 41 Wait, so was that Dego's butthole or just his butt?

Speaker 23 It's all the same thing.

Speaker 23 Hey, crew.

Speaker 97 Yeah, I feel like I've said this before, but

Speaker 104 we did it, you know?

Speaker 131 Yeah.

Speaker 55 Mission accomplished.

Speaker 19 Said that before?

Speaker 61 Yeah, but usually it was wrong.

Speaker 85 But this time,

Speaker 92 I just feel this weight off my shoulders.

Speaker 60 It feels like I actually

Speaker 60 did something right.

Speaker 48 It's

Speaker 48 strange for me to say

Speaker 82 I sort of think you maybe saved the galaxy back there.

Speaker 77 Well, I mean, it was a group effort.

Speaker 88 I mean, that goes without saying.

Speaker 43 Okay, sure, yeah.

Speaker 88 There's actually a suggestion too.

Speaker 77 Okay, yeah, sure.

Speaker 84 Like I said, group effort.

Speaker 42 And if pushing a villain through his own butthole isn't a mission accomplished,

Speaker 22 We don't have to relive that.

Speaker 67 Well, I think we all did

Speaker 67 jobs.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 42 Bargie, I'm sorry.

Speaker 97 Is this a babo scar?

Speaker 75 Did you win a babo scar?

Speaker 133 Yeah, it's not a big deal, but I win a baboskar.

Speaker 1 Bargie, can I hold it?

Speaker 44 Whoa, it's heavy.

Speaker 22 We really did do it.

Speaker 132 We sort of won the award for you know pushing a bad guy through his own butthole like hundreds of times.

Speaker 38 I don't know if you have to, but it was funny Do you remember the sound he was making?

Speaker 132 He kind of could scrape, but he didn't actually get to scream all the way out because he was already up his butt by the time he

Speaker 3 was back up his own butthole.

Speaker 38 Yeah, it kind of echoed a little bit.

Speaker 79 Would you like to hear that?

Speaker 121 No, no.

Speaker 92 Hey guys, you know, I think it's maybe time for a toast, okay?

Speaker 60 I'd like to raise a glass to the crew of the Bargarian Jake.

Speaker 27 We did it. We're done.

Speaker 27 I think we have earned a little break.

Speaker 118 So let's

Speaker 70 have a drink and, you know, just relax for a bit.

Speaker 68 Cheers.

Speaker 120 Okay.

Speaker 45 Okay.

Speaker 119 AJ, I don't know if that's

Speaker 132 what that's rough.

Speaker 11 Way to speak. I'll drink to that.

Speaker 71 AJ, you're just spilling liquid down the crew helmet.

Speaker 43 Oh, sorry, everybody.

Speaker 38 Yeah, you gotta take that off.

Speaker 43 Okay.

Speaker 133 Hey, shall we cheer the doubles of you that's in the other ship?

Speaker 109 Oh, yeah, they're they're in the kulaka, which is flying right next to us.

Speaker 10 Hey guys!

Speaker 10 Hey!

Speaker 25 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Speaker 53 Oh, you just bumped the cool.

Speaker 15 Oh,

Speaker 54 the General Cheers would have been fine.

Speaker 64 Oh.

Speaker 71 Oh.

Speaker 71 Um

Speaker 88 crew incoming transmission from Goletic or Nerman Bundle.

Speaker 84 Uh

Speaker 3 what? What?

Speaker 36 Great.

Speaker 77 Uh, meme it.

Speaker 79 Yes.

Speaker 57 Uh, what's up, man?

Speaker 14 Hey, hey, how's it going? Um, just want to make sure you guys are watching this.

Speaker 14 I mean, turn okay.

Speaker 14 You should probably turn on any channel.

Speaker 113 Any channel?

Speaker 85 You want us to turn on the any channel?

Speaker 14 No, no, no, not that. No, that channel is actually there.
I mean, technically, it would be broken. Any trust me.

Speaker 6 Alright, over out.

Speaker 107 Oh.

Speaker 19 Weird.

Speaker 19 Could have honestly just told us the news.

Speaker 61 Yeah, he took the time to call us specifically and then told us to watch the news.

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 51 We interrupt this broadcast of shaving elves.

Speaker 38 Shaving elves?

Speaker 38 Oh, I love shaving elves.

Speaker 109 We interrupt this showing of shaving elves with big, big news. Galactic leader Nermit Bundaloy has revealed he's not who he says he is we go now live to the galactic leaders throw

Speaker 14 Citizens of the galaxy

Speaker 109 I am

Speaker 14 Ashamed to inform you that I am an imposter. Wow, I am not the legitimately elected Nermit Bundaloy.

Speaker 1 Oh my rod Nermit, are you hearing this?

Speaker 19 We all knew this already.

Speaker 38 He's admitted. No, but he's admitted.

Speaker 98 Every citizen in the galaxy is watching this right right now.

Speaker 22 In fact,

Speaker 109 I am

Speaker 14 brilliant and reclusive singer-songwriter Bermit Nundaloy.

Speaker 8 What the junk is.

Speaker 11 What are you...

Speaker 21 Mermi, he says he's your alter ego.

Speaker 128 I heard.

Speaker 14 And I am renouncing my leadership position in order to go on an endless tour.

Speaker 42 Wow! Yeah!

Speaker 52 You can check out Bermanundaloy on tour.space. Just Berman Nundaloy was taken.

Speaker 43 Hold on.

Speaker 66 Wait, most of these shows are already sold out.

Speaker 73 Look at this.

Speaker 11 Get your tickets early.

Speaker 67 Peebie Coil is opening for him.

Speaker 46 What

Speaker 14 in the rod-forsaking shitty juck is happening?

Speaker 128 Shitty juck?

Speaker 32 What?

Speaker 19 We can't just string together curses like that.

Speaker 14 If any time calls for it, it's this time.

Speaker 11 There we we go.

Speaker 108 I know this might be off topic, but you know who loves shaving elves.

Speaker 11 This clutch I knew SC8407.

Speaker 43 It's loved it.

Speaker 108 It's enough of a shaving elves.

Speaker 38 This

Speaker 117 will

Speaker 14 not

Speaker 124 stand.

Speaker 124 We recorded that record together.

Speaker 14 That's right. My new solo hit, I am you, you are me, is trending on all streaming services.

Speaker 82 Yo, I just talked about Swamp Astronaut.

Speaker 38 Okay, Justin.

Speaker 19 I just pray side of God song.

Speaker 38 What if you

Speaker 14 And in my place,

Speaker 14 I hereby relinquish the leadership of the galaxy to the real Nermit Bundaloy, a galactic hero, a member of an intrepid crew who just hours ago defeated the greatest existential threat, our galaxy.

Speaker 109 We now return you to your episode of Shaving L.

Speaker 88 That's one time to shave!

Speaker 88 Joe Goateees me!

Speaker 100 You're two goatees.

Speaker 43 A goatee for a leader?

Speaker 3 In order to shut up and turn him off.

Speaker 73 Okay, okay.

Speaker 104 Why don't we turn it off?

Speaker 76 AJ, we're not watching Shaving Elves.

Speaker 19 At least not right now.

Speaker 66 Maybe later.

Speaker 84 We're DBRing it, obviously.

Speaker 107 Wow.

Speaker 104 Nermit, did you hear that?

Speaker 38 Yeah,

Speaker 104 I did. I hate it.

Speaker 60 No, no, meme at MyMalloy just announced in front of everyone that he's giving you leadership of the galaxy.

Speaker 5 I can't believe it.

Speaker 14 I can't believe he's going on tour under my name.

Speaker 38 No, Nermit.

Speaker 77 First of all, it's also his name.

Speaker 60 He came up with it too because he's you.

Speaker 14 Semantics.

Speaker 60 Nermit, why are you so upset you got a promotion?

Speaker 52 Uh, felt like a demotion.

Speaker 88 Nermit, you're leader of the galaxy.

Speaker 60 All you've talked about for the last year has been about how you were the rightful leader of the galaxy.

Speaker 95 Yeah, sure, I want that as a day job.

Speaker 84 Okay,

Speaker 22 something stable, you know.

Speaker 113 So, were you saying that's your side hustle?

Speaker 8 Which

Speaker 43 leader of the galaxy?

Speaker 48 Well, I'm either way of sad.

Speaker 76 Yeah, yeah, I'm with C-53.

Speaker 22 There's almost no cool version of this for you.

Speaker 14 You know what? Actually, it's good that I'm galactic leader now, because I can use the full force of my military to take out the fake Burmit Nunda.

Speaker 39 Okay, Nermita.

Speaker 14 We're going to airstrike each to a day.

Speaker 107 Stop.

Speaker 84 What?

Speaker 128 That is

Speaker 23 absolutely horrible to suggest.

Speaker 38 You're right, you're right.

Speaker 14 Airstrikes is too obvious. We should have assassins enter from the basement of the arena.

Speaker 28 Nermit, it'll stop.

Speaker 1 You can't do that.

Speaker 77 You're right. You're right.

Speaker 98 You're right.

Speaker 14 I just have to get the kill button from Evil Dar.

Speaker 6 The what, what?

Speaker 124 On the other ship.

Speaker 14 And I get close to that little clone rascal.

Speaker 22 Nermit, listen to yourself.

Speaker 60 You get an ounce of power, and your ambition just completely takes over.

Speaker 107 You're a loose cannon.

Speaker 84 Oh, you're right.

Speaker 97 You're a loose cannon in the field. You're a loose cannon on the throne.

Speaker 14 Okay, I mean, I guess a clone of me did become a despot. So that kind of.

Speaker 60 Listen, just take a deep breath.

Speaker 92 Everything's going to be fine.

Speaker 60 You can still make your music.

Speaker 104 Yikes.

Speaker 11 Okay,

Speaker 14 can I actually have an aside

Speaker 24 over here? With who? With who?

Speaker 62 Everybody. Come on, come on.

Speaker 60 It's just a conversation.

Speaker 14 Well, it's kind of separate from the earlier one where I was freaking out. Just I want to get myself away from it.

Speaker 110 So it's a subject change.

Speaker 14 Yeah, but if you could just come over here and we'll say.

Speaker 61 Okay, AJ, we don't need to fall in line

Speaker 75 just yet.

Speaker 17 Waiting or willing, sir.

Speaker 3 AJ. Crew, what's the duty to talk?

Speaker 114 What is it, Nerma?

Speaker 14 You guys are right.

Speaker 14 I'm too impulsive and ambitious to lead.

Speaker 32 I I wasn't going to say that before.

Speaker 8 Which is why

Speaker 98 I'm going to do it.

Speaker 3 What fuck?

Speaker 98 And take you guys with me.

Speaker 10 Oh,

Speaker 3 no.

Speaker 52 Think about it. Think about it.

Speaker 39 We're a team.

Speaker 98 It's how we've managed to succeed at everything.

Speaker 60 Working together, helping each other.

Speaker 14 Succeed at everything is quite a rewrite yeah that's i wouldn't say that that's a little inventory wise did succeed that's why we did and you know come on work with me here i i can manage missions operations like galactically and see knows everything about diplomacy and protocols everything about everything kind of yeah

Speaker 43 it's kind of you to say entirely accurate see

Speaker 14 i don't know for i yeah i don't know if as a group we're really cut out to lead but pleck look is even what you're just saying you're the affable everyman we need someone who like doesn't think they're up for it and other people wouldn't think is probably qualified.

Speaker 14 Like, you could be the sort of face of...

Speaker 22 Are you saying I fill the role of what is that guy doing there?

Speaker 14 No, but like they can imagine themselves doing it no matter how little they know.

Speaker 38 Aspirational.

Speaker 43 You need that. Yeah.

Speaker 132 Yeah, I mean, before I drank all that blue liquid, I probably shouldn't be. But now, since I'm totally yoked, I think I've probably gotten it.

Speaker 14 Yeah, I mean, AJ, since you've gone ultra, I think you're totally leadership material.

Speaker 108 Ever since I went ultra, things have gotten better.

Speaker 14 But like, honestly, even before that, AJ, for a legitimately dumb sentient, you are such a good problem solver. Wow, wow.

Speaker 19 That was both pleasant and mean at the same time. Do you have one of those for me, Nermit?

Speaker 14 I mean, Dar, the glint in my eye, the shoot to my ladder, the one of us who's been captain?

Speaker 113 Should Dar just be the galactic leader?

Speaker 132 Should we just do that?

Speaker 43 Call it a bit.

Speaker 11 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 14 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, with a sensuality that can distract them from any important task on a series of

Speaker 33 I'm happy to be first partner.

Speaker 100 I don't think that's good. I mean, we think we're all good.

Speaker 75 Okay, okay.

Speaker 39 Little early to pick titles, but uh.

Speaker 82 Mine would be cultural attached anything.

Speaker 43 Woo!

Speaker 110 Yes, yes. So we're not picking it.

Speaker 32 I'm just saying, if we get to pick, that's what I'll do.

Speaker 67 Yeah, yeah. Well, it sounds like you're all gonna have a lot of fun, and I wish you all

Speaker 42 coming with us.

Speaker 133 I just got a babosca, okay?

Speaker 96 I have people ringing me left and right.

Speaker 33 I have facts coming in.

Speaker 98 No, no, no, no, Barchie, Barch, you are a critical part of this, too. You're ship of the stars, dreamer of the land.

Speaker 39 I mean, just think, there's never been a ship in a high government post.

Speaker 98 You would be a liaison to all sentient ships. This could be huge.
Plus, you're a Bobo Scar winner.

Speaker 98 It's exactly what we need to win over the vast majority of constituents who only care about a leader's star power.

Speaker 32 No, that's a good point.

Speaker 81 And for one thing, I know, more people in the entertainment business should get into politics.

Speaker 71 So.

Speaker 65 I only think about it.

Speaker 61 I know.

Speaker 11 There's gotta be some money money involved, right, Nermi?

Speaker 14 Oh, yeah, it's paid. It's a paid gig.

Speaker 14 How much?

Speaker 133 Wait, just slip me a paper.

Speaker 14 Yeah, I'm looking at it. I'm gonna write a number.
Just tell me what you think of this number. Where do I actually show it, Parkie?

Speaker 65 Just slide it and reveal it.

Speaker 39 Just slide it anywhere

Speaker 84 on the ship. Remember, just

Speaker 93 across this counter, and that's across his counter.

Speaker 100 Alright, there you go.

Speaker 14 I'm gonna slide it to the other part of your console.

Speaker 38 Very

Speaker 14 Come on, Barge. If you're in, all six of us are in.

Speaker 114 Okay, thanks, Justin.

Speaker 51 And you know what? It'll make Centurion and his Zelcatron fridge boy so jealous.

Speaker 2 They're all in the other galaxy right now.

Speaker 84 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 18 Barge.

Speaker 51 I don't have a family.

Speaker 43 Oh, Justin. Oh, Justin.

Speaker 22 You got us, buddy.

Speaker 117 Yeah, we're your funny weak.

Speaker 51 My dad is dotted. My mom is a mushop.
I have no fronts. I dropped out a skull.

Speaker 19 You're supposed to be in school right now?

Speaker 10 Oh, boy.

Speaker 10 Okay.

Speaker 30 You know, Bargie, I gotta say, I think Nermit might be right.

Speaker 61 I mean, I know that I wanted to have one single moment free from the burden of galactic responsibility just, you know, for a second, but yeah, maybe this is what this has all been leading towards, you know?

Speaker 97 We're not always perfect, but we have done a lot of good for the galaxy.

Speaker 77 We took down the alliance and the emperor and the all wheat and core Balevor.

Speaker 11 We took down some people we shouldn't have taken down.

Speaker 97 Dale comes to mind, you know, okay, yeah, yes, and a few people that, yeah, those were mistakes, obviously, but I think this is maybe our calling.

Speaker 23 Anything this proofs probably we shouldn't be running around the galaxy causing more trouble.

Speaker 43 Maybe we're best as figureheads.

Speaker 77 That's a good point, actually.

Speaker 77 Okay,

Speaker 77 I'll do it. Oh, Bargie, really? Are you serious?

Speaker 77 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 22 Okay, but like that's not really what

Speaker 22 I'm saying.

Speaker 18 There we go.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're doing it, Bargie.

Speaker 133 Don't mind if I do

Speaker 84 sound sick.

Speaker 4 And so, with their prophecies fulfilled and the universe pulled from the brink of annihilation, Our heroes set about the noble task of restoring the galaxy to prosperity.

Speaker 4 Together, they formed a new and benevolent galactic leadership, a harmonious coalescence of justice, kindness,

Speaker 4 wisdom, and sure, a pinch of space magic, with just enough reluctance and ineptitude to stave off corruption.

Speaker 94 Yes, Pleck Dexeta, C53,

Speaker 4 Dar

Speaker 4 Nermit Bundaloy,

Speaker 4 AJ2884,

Speaker 4 the Bargerian Jade,

Speaker 4 and Justin Ballwheat, seven best friends together from the beginning, formed the Allied Federation.

Speaker 4 They have ruled the galaxy justly for many years.

Speaker 8 and will do so for many more to come.

Speaker 4 And as for the Benacron, he kept a watchful spiral eye over the galaxy and the Federation he loved so dearly, always leading it alternately toward and away from chaos in perfect balance,

Speaker 4 as he had for millennia past,

Speaker 4 and as he would for millennia into the future.

Speaker 30 And that,

Speaker 4 so far,

Speaker 4 is the story

Speaker 4 of

Speaker 4 Bino.

Speaker 4 Oh, Bino loves the story of Bino.

Speaker 35 Yes, Bino.

Speaker 8 So do I.

Speaker 10 Thank you for the story.

Speaker 80 Beano love you.

Speaker 13 I love you too,

Speaker 13 brother.

Speaker 13 Good night, Horsehead.

Speaker 26 Good night, Bino.

Speaker 26 Sleep tight.

Speaker 62 Morse hag, your uncle Puckett's here. Come say hello.

Speaker 125 I'll be right there.

Speaker 33 You know, we were there too. And then we were?

Speaker 33 Yeah, and they overthrew the Emperor, and then they got lost in another galaxy, and then they they came back to save the day and become rulers of the galaxy. But I guess it was all just a dream.

Speaker 33 Wow!

Speaker 23 Wait, is that the crew with Barterian Jade?

Speaker 23 Oh,

Speaker 33 was this a memory? Not a dream? Yeah.

Speaker 121 I just had a dream we did a bunch of tests.

Speaker 33 Also a memory, Wink. Also a memory.

Speaker 33 Well, I guess we should get back to guarding the orbs of Thragus.

Speaker 135 That's what we do!

Speaker 33 That's what we've always done.

Speaker 135 And they're all still here, right where they've been the entire time on Greenus 6.

Speaker 33 That's right.

Speaker 136 This is C-Red IT5, credits and attributions droid commencing outro protocol. Pleck Duck Setter and Plint 3.0 were played by Aldrin Ford.
C-53, C-53, and Scram were played by Jeremy Benn.

Speaker 136 Dar and Evil Dar were played by Ellie Kokesh. Archie the Ship and Justin Balwee were played by Mujan Zolfagari.
Nermit Bundaloy and Neiman Maimaloy were played by Seth Lind.

Speaker 136 AJ, Cameron, Bino, and the Kulada were played by Winston Knoll. Horse Hat, All Grown Up, was played by Jeremy Crutchley.

Speaker 88 Captain Cameron, I have an incoming transmission from Senior Missions Operations Manager, Neiman Maimaloy.

Speaker 27 Thank you, my sweet, sweet C-53B.

Speaker 32 Put it through. On screen!

Speaker 61 Wait, no, no, no, no, don't.

Speaker 19 I don't wanna see Mimit right now.

Speaker 106 What's going on, Eagle John?

Speaker 19 Uh, I owe Mimit a callback. We haven't really, you know, settled on where we're at in our relationship.

Speaker 84 This is boring.

Speaker 85 Okay.

Speaker 17 Relationship drought is boring.

Speaker 127 Crew, can we get to the call from Mimit? Oh.

Speaker 127 I've been on.

Speaker 54 Oh, Mimit did say

Speaker 114 Mimit, I thought you were still on tour.

Speaker 14 Oh, uh, a couple of the dates got cancelled. One, I was opening for a puppet show.

Speaker 75 I love a puppet show.

Speaker 137 Hey, I can't do the mission today.

Speaker 3 Wait, why?

Speaker 83 Scheduled self-care.

Speaker 82 No, you can't just skip the mission.

Speaker 137 Well, I can't skip self-care.

Speaker 14 Well, maybe this will still work out because, as the number one ambassador team of the Allied Federation, your mission today is to establish relations with

Speaker 14 every type of delicious shrimp on Shrimp Island.

Speaker 48 Would that satisfy the requirements of a self-care day?

Speaker 137 Yes to the maximum.

Speaker 137 Like I always say, yes to the maximum.

Speaker 3 You crew, I gotta say, we're not very funny, but we have a great time.

Speaker 136 All 255 Skidio Core Bayovores and Corey Bayovor were played by special guest, Brennan Lee Mulligan. Brennan is the creator and GM for Dimension 20 and a college humor cast member.

Speaker 136 He has taught and performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, co-created the webcomic Strong Female Protagonist, and written dozens of LARPs for the Wayfinder Experience Summer Camp in upstate New York.

Speaker 131 Yeah, I'm going to do the shrimp and grits and an orange beer.

Speaker 1 Right away, sir.

Speaker 121 Hold on a second.

Speaker 3 Karn?

Speaker 94 Do I know you?

Speaker 66 You're the first person to properly pronounce my name.

Speaker 61 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 8 What are you doing here?

Speaker 92 Well, right now I'm working the brunch shift, but Blimpy says there's going to be an opening for the dinner.

Speaker 75 Shut up.

Speaker 131 You don't belong in this dimension. I'm sending you back.

Speaker 60 Well, at this point, thousands of years have passed in my dimension since.

Speaker 112 Listen, my powers are back.

Speaker 131 The galaxy is in balance.

Speaker 93 I got a clean house, you know?

Speaker 131 Gotta get to inbox zero, if you know what I mean.

Speaker 60 But I've actually sort of made a life for myself here, you know?

Speaker 136 2 was played by Jonathan Braylock. Bavoscars crowd sounds by our Season 5 Finale Spectacular Live Show audience.
This episode was edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford.

Speaker 136 Sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell. Theme music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by famous Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra.

Speaker 136 Additional music by Shane O'Connell, Brendan Ryan, Eric Gerson, and Steven Chaikowski. Ship design for the Bargerian J by Eric Boyce.
Audio hosting by Simplecast.

Speaker 28 Durf.

Speaker 53 Huh? Old Durf.

Speaker 110 Hello, what?

Speaker 52 Hey, who is this?

Speaker 27 Who how'd you get this spring?

Speaker 43 Number

Speaker 10 It's me.

Speaker 61 It's Bleck Deck Setter.

Speaker 9 I fulfilled my destiny and I have ascended.

Speaker 112 Sorry, I'm let me just look through all uh I got a lot of prophecies on my desk here.

Speaker 27 Let me just look through.

Speaker 56 Let's see.

Speaker 60 Uh yeah, I got a I've got a good filing system, it's just underneath some of the different cans of those and

Speaker 112 The the pink guy?

Speaker 27 The shorts?

Speaker 11 No! Yes!

Speaker 23 You?

Speaker 84 You are the one that saved the universe?

Speaker 112 I get it!

Speaker 27 I think we're all losing it over here. We know.
You are the long shot.

Speaker 60 Are you in a basement right now?

Speaker 112 Yeah, well, basement implies house above, which I don't have, but yes, I am in a basement.

Speaker 27 Hey, do you need a roommate? Like a fun old guy that likes to juck around and maybe

Speaker 84 yeah, you need one?

Speaker 27 You don't need one?

Speaker 112 Do you, let me ask you, could you handle it?

Speaker 11 Could you handle one?

Speaker 116 Could you handle one?

Speaker 27 All right, you know what? I just wanted to tell you everything worked out.

Speaker 8 Thanks for your help.

Speaker 27 Oh, sorry, I was I was just jucking around for a second. What did you say something?

Speaker 132 Yeah, that's not important. Yep.
All right.

Speaker 112 Well, goodbye forever. I'm going to.
Oh, I've been shot in the heart and I'm dead.

Speaker 81 Mike. Watch out.

Speaker 136 Old Dirk was played by Justin Tyler.

Speaker 112 Mission to Zix would like to thank all the people who supported the show along the way: Audioboom, Brendan Regan, Eric Braun, Ben Lilly, Charles Pulliam Moore, Nick Douglas, Ira Glass, Jesse Thorne, Vikram Chatterjee, Stacey Molsky, Kira Gowan, Daniel Barwella, and the rest of the Maximum Fun team.

Speaker 136 Our incredible special guests, our amazing live show audiences, our parents, spouses, significant others, and horse hats. Nini, our heroic Season 2 supporters on Patreon.

Speaker 136 Our intrepid supporters on Maximum Fun. Becca and Brandon, hosts of the Zix Fancast and ZixCon.

Speaker 136 The incredible artists who made fan art, fan fiction, fan theories, made costumes, got tattoos, wrote reviews, wiki entries, letters of gratitude, and letters of support.

Speaker 121 And you for listening to the show.

Speaker 27 No, young apprentice, there is no text in the library of the Zima that refers to a plaque setter.

Speaker 126 That has to be wrong.

Speaker 47 Listen, my name is Corey Balefour, okay?

Speaker 104 I was training in one of the training yards.

Speaker 92 I was practicing,

Speaker 104 and a portal opened up, and I got sucked out by a horrifying robot man that I found out is maybe gonna be me.

Speaker 103 I don't know.

Speaker 92 But the point is, there's gotta be some prophecy because the guy who shoved me back in the portal and saved me from having to be part of a bad army of myself was named Pleck Dexetter.

Speaker 92 He said it was in a prophecy, so it's gotta be here somewhere.

Speaker 27 The fanciful tales of a young apprentice left daydreaming too long

Speaker 138 Look man, I'm telling the truth

Speaker 78 in my face and explain I was crying so hard for an hour.

Speaker 38 I had the word.

Speaker 77 That's a dream nerd

Speaker 113 Don't call me a nerd

Speaker 103 This morning I thought nothing could ever make me whack and then I went to the future and saw that I maybe become whack one day, and I was like, how would that happen?

Speaker 92 Interacting with you in this moment, I see a clear line from A to B, and it's mostly you.

Speaker 114 Stay away from your whack impulses, young people.

Speaker 92 Help me do that by being jucking reasonable.

Speaker 99 We don't have the prophecy.

Speaker 103 Okay, hey, listen.

Speaker 30 Listen.

Speaker 81 Uh,

Speaker 107 yeah.

Speaker 52 Yeah, you know what? You're right.

Speaker 92 I was uh uh I was daydreaming and uh Now now I'm I'm wide awake.

Speaker 92 Better study some Zima scrolls.

Speaker 109 Yes, excellent instinct, young one.

Speaker 27 Start here at one of our earliest works about Corn the Blessed.

Speaker 92 Do you have a pen, by the way? I need to write down

Speaker 8 it's blue.

Speaker 114 I don't know if that's

Speaker 30 I'll just take a blue one. Give me the blue one.
Thank you.

Speaker 38 Here you

Speaker 94 The day will come in the far-flung future of the galaxy where a noble warrior will restore balance to the space and save us all.

Speaker 47 His name shall be Pleck Dexetter.

Speaker 94 Note, totally winging it on the spelling of Pleck Dexetter.

Speaker 92 Only got the name verbally.

Speaker 38 Oh, he found me.

Speaker 38 Mission to Zix has been a proud member of the Maxon Bun Network. This concludes the story of Bino, also known as Mission to Zix.
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Speaker 78 Why would time work this way? Why wouldn't I just disappear into the portals?

Speaker 138 Why my butt?

Speaker 78 It doesn't make sense.

Speaker 138 The portals are still divisible. They're still here.

Speaker 14 Oh, that one's going really slowly for some reason. Why is that one so slowly going up?

Speaker 95 Kill me!

Speaker 43 Oh, no.

Speaker 103 Oh, boy.

Speaker 26 Yeah, he's really going through it over there.

Speaker 133 Oh, that one's stuck.

Speaker 84 It's like half in, half out.

Speaker 138 Howdy, y'all. This is the Corpus from Cowboy Dimension.

Speaker 2 I'm getting sent at McKeaster.

Speaker 27 Yes, maybe just give him a tap.

Speaker 30 That one.

Speaker 27 It's from a different dimension.

Speaker 107 Yeah.

Speaker 77 Is that how the staff works?

Speaker 27 You start pulling through multiple doors. It's going to get weird.

Speaker 51 This video's going viral.

Speaker 98 You're recording this, Justin.

Speaker 107 Turn off your Tac.

Speaker 76 Content is key, bro.

Speaker 68 Yeah, content is king.