521: The Ass End [Series Finale]

Well

shit.

Outmatched, outwitted, and outdingle-hoppered, the crew of the Bargerian Jade have found themselves trapped within the whack machinations of the evil wizard Kor Balevor,

who, as it turns out, was like a thousand steps ahead of them this whole time.

With zero orbs of Trochis, just one of nine legumicrons still dormant, and none of Baelvor's soul-preserving wack defacts, our heroes have little hope of preventing the destruction of reality as they know it.

But

little

is better than none.

And as our heroes face their nemeses alone, confined to mysterious locations deep within Beelvor's fortress, they hold on to their last shreds of courage, freshness, and

hope that they will live to see each other again.

For if they fail, it shall be there and, let's be honest, everyone else's.

Very

final

mission

to

make it

Of being not that good to be around.

And I cuss you off!

Unto your nemeses!

Wait.

Is this the planet where all those kids got their school hollows taken?

This is so weird.

I can't believe our nemeses are children.

Oh,

hi, Steve.

Whoa!

Back in the old frame.

What happened to the country gentleman?

It was starting to kind of do something for me.

Very reminiscent of that bottom stripper at Tunnelton.

You know which one I'm talking about?

It was very popular with Mama.

Vaporization commencing!

All right, Corbahillborg.

Show yourself, it's just you and me.

That's not gonna happen, Plack.

He's not here.

I am.

Evil Darm, what's happening?

Oh, come on, Pleck.

Here we are on Flurf, where you fatally shot me in a blind panic.

Oh, no.

Cora isn't my nemesis.

It's.

It's you?

Where are you?

What?

Pleck!

Pleck, get back here!

Get back here and face me!

Where is this?

Why are there

paintings?

Is that a painting of me?

Is that a another painting of me?

This is a long red road leading to a certain road.

Oh, the throne's turning around.

I wonder who's in it.

Okay.

Alright.

I'm Nermit Bundaloy.

I'm a member of the crew.

I'm I mean I'm leader of the galaxy

I'm leader of the galaxy.

You're just something I grew out of.

You what?

Guards?

Oh, what destroy this

imposter.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Nope, nope.

No.

Nemesis time.

No No one has told me what a nemesis is, but

show yourself.

Wait a second.

This is the cloning facility.

I'm home.

Mr.

Nell,

little AJ's home.

Your boy's back.

Wait.

No.

My nemesis, which I I assume is a bad thing.

Here it is:

the deal of blue liquid.

Is this

X Island?

That it is

C-53

Captain Cameron

just Kirk Cameron now.

I'm not a captain of anything,

not even of your own destiny.

I'm sorry, that sounds very good.

I mentioned it on my guarded way, and there was not the time.

What is this?

Hello?

Ew, where am I?

Like, I'm literally in an empty void right now.

I said that doesn't pass a vibe check.

Ew,

there's a mirror.

Who's my Nemasas?

Is it no one?

Am I perfect?

Ew!

No far!

And the winner is

Bebops and the child dentist of the Lamba 7.

Chucky!

Chuck Yeah!

Thank you, Fed!

We here!

I'm so excited for the child dentist of the Lamba 7 to have...

Uh, Miss Jane, may I just say you look amazing tonight?

Um do you mind if I just attach this uh this microphone right here?

Oh wow,

if you just run this cord right down, uh,

I'll let you drop.

Thank you.

What's that?

Something's gonna happen.

Something big's gonna happen.

I'm ready for it.

How do I look?

You look like a bakery spaceship.

Okay, we're gonna go

into space.

Ah, it's finally budgie's time.

Organics and synthetics.

Please welcome to the sage

spaceship Spielship.

That jack?

See, why are you doing this?

How can you be my nemesis?

You destroyed me.

Now I shall destroy you.

On the Sam planet?

That wasn't me, that was Evil Dar.

No, you're on Quadrant!

You shot me another time.

You killed me twice.

No, as I was trying to say, uh.

Shot me again.

You tore me to pieces, even though we were friends.

No, no, I tore you to pieces because we're friends.

Untidy justification!

It really is when you think about it.

You're here in present day, and in fact, I'd say now you are better off than you were in this frame.

Better off, dead?

Now it is you who will be dead, and also better off.

Please, I can prove it to you.

Statistically unlikely.

Thank you.

Thank you.

See, I always respected that you appreciated like a cohesive verbal argument because obviously, like, if you really wanted to do this out again, I could just tear you apart and

reinforce this frame with additional

Okay,

but do we really think Cor is your friend?

Core Baleborg is merely a means to an end.

And what's that end?

Well, to

get revenge.

I crazy.

I'm just getting my revenge.

Can I kill you?

And that would make you feel better.

Well, I'm pretty upset.

I gotta be honest.

See, that's hurting me more.

Knowing that I've upset my friend?

Oh,

I don't know how I'm gonna live with myself.

Oh, you can't live with yourself?

Well, I didn't get to live at all, dark.

I made from a copy of Mario for Quantar Central.

But if you just take your little pictures of Patrickia,

You did get to live

dark

What are you talking about?

They had to restore me from a backup that means I was dead No, no, I mean there was a backup but the original was just fine we saved your cube and we've had seasons of adventures together You got to try a whole bunch of new frames a toaster a humidifier a loader droid and oh my favorite the little urchin droid that was fun and seasonal This sounds like a series of humiliations.

No, no, no, hear me out.

It was actually kind of freeing.

You kind of got to experience a bunch of new lives.

And then you were infested by the keck.

I mean, you were a disgusting bug.

If you're trying to sell me on this, I am really hard because this is kind of feeling life and death right now.

I haven't run in a long time.

Hold on.

I always make the intention to do it, you know, every new year.

Like, I'll get in better shape, but

okay.

Breath caught.

Cleck.

You're not my nemesis.

Huh?

Starting now.

Evil Dar, you have every reason to be my nemesis.

I shot you right here on Flurp.

Wow.

Yes.

Admitting is the first step.

And the thing is, Pleck,

I really held a grudge against you for that one.

I know I shouldn't have, but I didn't have all the context that I have now.

And that is...

Sometimes a mistake is

just that.

A mistake.

No, Dar, it was more than that.

It was a mistake that I made because I had no idea what I was doing.

I hurt you.

You're right to blame me for that.

And.

And.

And.

I'm.

sorry.

Ah, there it is.

See?

Water under the bridge.

I forgive you.

I'm sorry.

I've done a lot of things.

I I regret.

But the whole reason I've wanted to follow this stupid destiny and figure out what my purpose is is because I want to do the right thing for once.

And, you know, maybe that's all going to come to nothing.

Maybe I'm going to juck that up too.

But

I know that I owe more to the galaxy and to my friends than I've given them.

And I just.

I'm sorry.

I'm such a dingus.

Is it a can I

actually wasn't expecting that long of an apology?

Oh, sorry.

Yeah, no, I don't know.

Like,

I...

I think it would be too easy to say that you're dumb.

You know?

What?

Because you're not.

Well,

uh,

thank you.

I just don't want you to underestimate yourself or sell yourself short.

Yeah, I think that's really good advice.

Also, you probably shouldn't handle weapons ever again.

Any weapons.

Yeah.

Well, what about the I mean, the Dinglehopper, by some accounts, is the most powerful weapon,

you know, imaginable.

The Twig?

Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't say, like, it compares to, you know, a Planet Crusher or something, but I would say, like, hand-to-hand, wielded properly, the Dinglehopper is an elegant weapon.

Okay, yeah, you're allowed to

have that.

Thank you so much.

Yes.

But there may be nothing else.

I don't mean anything else.

Okay, that's the spirit.

Dope.

Giant mean flex getups.

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, how do you even prepare for that?

You don't.

He's gonna give up.

Wait.

Stand down.

Is that a BX-13?

This?

Yeah, I core zapped my main keyboard, but this is one I always keep on my person.

I just got a BX13.

Isn't it awesome?

Like, it's not the best rated of the BX series, but I swear, like, I take it over the 15 any day.

I just journaled about how I threw away the 15 because of the 13.

Do you ever lay it down like this?

Yeah, I do.

Oh, and uh, I assume you got one one of these.

Wait, you got the vocoder attachment?

Yeah, you didn't get it?

They were sold out.

They said they sold me the last one.

Listen to this.

I'm me, I'm me, who are you, you are me?

Whoa.

You're you, who are you, I'm you, I am you.

Me, you, you, me, plus us, me, and me.

One plus one is two.

If there were another, there'd be three, but there's not, there's just you and me to

be

me and you, me.

Me,

nermit, name it, nermit, memit, nermit, bermit, bermit.

Man,

that

was amazing.

Yeah, if only we'd been recording, right?

Hey, Greggie, were you rolling on that?

Yeah, it sounds great.

What?

You guys want to do another take or uh I don't think we need another.

Do you think we need another take?

Copy that.

Let's move on to Overducks.

Alright, I'm gonna have the Plince come in and set up some drums and some amplifiers.

Your throne room is a recording studio?

Yeah.

I mean, why not, right?

See that control room?

What?

You have the TT129s?

When I made Burma Fluenelides, I dreamt dreamt about that compressor, but I could never afford it.

I've got all the nermos you could ever want.

You know what I'm saying?

When the money's named after you, they just send them to you complimentar.

You know?

Totally, totally get it since I'm the one who won the election after all and you're sort of installed.

Well, one is maybe not the right word because of the whack intervention of the emperor and the election, so yeah, who wants to talk politics anyway?

Let's jam!

It's the tube.

The tube of blue liquid.

No,

not me tube.

My tube.

You happy?

You happy now?

Here I am.

Big success.

Be on the crew.

No, it's never been enough for you, has it, tube of blue liquid?

Never strong enough for you, am I?

Why do do you think I try to be so strong all the time?

You think I like forming perimeters?

I don't, but I did because, you know, you're right, you got you're round, and so I thought

maybe I could form a circumference too,

but I can't because I'm not round.

I'm person-shaped, and I always have been.

I'm not like you, I don't want your life.

Ugh.

Hey, sorry I'm late to come kick your chucking ass.

Whoa, what?

A super yoke's plant?

You're my nemesis?

You're rod damn right.

Okay, I'm so relieved.

I thought I was gonna have to face my daddy issues.

You're hold on.

I'm sorry, did you just say that you think that the tube of blue liquid is your dad?

No, did you?

Oh my rod, you're dumber than I thought, bro.

All right, let's do this.

I've been wanting to do this ever since Miss Janelle's planet.

Let's do this.

Bring it on.

All right.

Clock me there.

You like that?

There's where that came from.

Bob and weave.

And then flurry of punches.

Oh, ah, you're.

You don't understand, do do you?

I'm more clint than you'll ever be, bro.

What'd you say to me?

I'm Plint, baby.

Oh, Snoop.

You're at Plint 2.0, huh?

Does Chuckett blank sex?

I don't think so.

Plint 3.0, Mother Chucker.

That tune of blue liquid over there has been optimized, synthesized, electrolyzed to make me the yokedest clone in the jacket galaxy, bro.

Incredible gains, bro.

You don't know the half of it.

You just got plaqued.

Well, as you can see, almost every appendage I have is made of wood, so

not great.

Listen, Cameron,

we don't have to do this, do we not?

You betrayed me.

You left the crew.

Retractable cane, I see.

What are the benefits of this frame?

You were always into upgrading, weren't you?

Frames?

Friends.

I was into making my own decisions, Cameron.

I felt like I was waiting around for you.

And you weren't interested.

And you know,

I was upset.

And I wanted to hurt you.

I never meant for you to get captured by the monarchy.

That's right, got by the monarchy.

All I see is my own reflection.

Oh.

Hello, meh.

What?

How you doing?

Are you sad because your dad was evil?

And also the love of your life ran off with a refrigerator?

What?

It wasn't my fault I got a DM!

You're right, though.

I shouldn't have let something so significant go away so easily.

Wow.

I hate you.

I love you.

I hate you.

But I love you.

Ewa!

Is that a pimple?

Literally, like, put me on fire now.

Where is my nemesis?

It's like so inferred.

Everybody gets a nemesis and all I get is to like look into into my own reflection and like what reflect.

You're so small and insignificant.

No wonder your dad turned evol.

Is your dad Joel?

Ew,

why is my nose all patchy?

Where is my nemesis?

Please welcome to the stage.

Spaceship Spielship.

As the old saying goes, Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand croon for a kiss and fifty-bit croon for your soul.

No one knows that more than our esteemed guest.

This storied and illustrious actress and I have had our ups and downs over the years,

but she's made Hollywood what it is today.

Without her, we wouldn't have such timeless quotes like,

frankly, my dear, I don't give two jucks.

Or, I'm mad as juck and I won't take it anymore, or bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

But what she really gave us

was a dream.

She gave Hollywood soul.

Ladies and gentlemen,

the deserving recipient of this

Tiny Tooths Memorial Lifetime Achievement Boboskar

goes to

my friend,

my enemy, my muse.

My deepest regret, my proudest achievement,

my ex-wife, the Bargerian Jade.

Do you remember how you did it, daughter?

Okay, your eyes are lighting up again, and I can only assume that this is about to be very, very bad.

You like to be a fighting bitch!

Alright, must you hold me?

I was like, damn.

Oh, I'm gonna lose my lunch.

Prepared to lose your life.

My precious stuff is falling from my shoots and flaps.

Oh, be careful with that.

Uh-oh.

I don't know why they would pick me over anyone else.

I was in a toaster at the time.

What is that?

Turn that off!

No, no, oh, see, you have to listen to this.

Stop shaking.

You have to listen to this.

Fine.

I'm no better envoy than anyone else on this crew.

Wait, who is this, man?

Back to you.

Tara, I still needed to be rescued.

My voice sounds so weak.

Right, because you're vamping up to a song.

No, no, no, not that.

It's just the vocal processor.

That was one of your many frames.

a sweaty her man named Jeremy.

I'm sorry, what?

I know, I know, but did you hear where you said we were all important?

No, I'm sorry, but I thought I was sweaty.

You were, and then you were a keck, and now you're in the country gentleman.

But the thing is, you were always seat,

even after I had to break you apart to save everybody.

And yourself.

Listen, this is the best part.

53 still is

We care about each other in the future, even though that C is fully aware that I tore him apart.

And you have this queued up on a boom box because

why?

We had these communicators that the Femme gave us that recorded everything we said and did.

And I just happened to hold this specific recording because

sometimes, and this will be hard to believe,

I have a low self-confidence moment.

And

sometimes I need to be reminded.

You know, if you just fast-forward a little bit, you'll get to hear all the affirmations I like to hear me tell myself.

So we good, or is revenge still on the table?

I mean,

I did actually try to get some info from the outside world on what's been happening in the last six years, and now I'm realizing Corp Build War has probably kept me in the dark about a lot of stuff.

Or parental control, but either way,

he says the Wi-Fi on Mufaletta Secundus is no good, which might be true, but it feels different.

No, no, it's definitely true.

Yeah, we should get out of here.

Core insisted on setting up this recreation of Clog to the Tip for, I don't know, poetic justice or something.

Doesn't that feel more triggering for you than it does for me, guys?

I think he was selling it to me as a like, this is empowering to do this.

Oh, sure.

Honestly, this whole thing makes me uncomfortable.

Because even if you didn't tear me apart, it means I would have.

I think I was gonna kill a kid.

I don't feel good about that.

No, no.

We gotta get out of here.

Are you still talking to inanimate objects?

Shut up, man.

Fight me!

I admit it.

I'm not strong enough to beat him.

I always needed help, whether it was the clans or the crew.

I've always needed help.

And now I need your help.

I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago, which is face you and then tip you over and drink you

just go insane bro

how does your body get hold of liquid

no i'm not insane bro i just resolved my father issues

Again, it is a an enemy.

That is a machine.

And I'll tell you this.

I realize that true power

is admitting

that you're vulnerable.

What's happening to your body, bro?

I'm starting to bomb!

Okay, bro.

I'm pretty oaks now.

The only thing left is your utility belt.

Just framing your plank.

Even your plank has abs.

Go for another round.

Undercut.

So then, I think this is where the guitars come in.

Yes, that's what Pet's gonna say.

So yeah, if they hit here and not in the earlier bar we originally had it, I was just gonna make that change because then you feel it, right?

Hmm.

I think, Mimit,

I 100% agree.

Oh gosh, I love this moment when you're just in the flow.

Yes!

You know, I dreamt about collaborating with you, Mimit, and I got afraid that it wasn't gonna live up to my expectations.

And I was disappointed that I was tasked with killing you.

Oh.

Yeah, that okay.

Uh, cool.

No, I mean, I'm glad I'm not going to.

Good.

Cool.

Even though it's technically still my mandate.

Okay.

Well, I think the baseline that you just played is gonna go throughout, and then we'll layer the two bases starting right here.

I feel like we don't even need to talk anymore.

Yeah,

we're in Lazon.

Hey, Gretchy, can we hear that choice take of the duet chorus?

Yep.

Just one second.

Alright.

They matter when you're planning things out.

Planning things out.

Schedules matter.

I want to hug.

I'm going to hug myself in the mirror.

Hug.

I love you, and I know you're going through tough times right now because you're alone.

And you're part of the OG crew, and you've been through like so much.

Also, you're living in a really chaotic world that's built upon a lot of traumatic events that were outside of your own control.

Literally?

Is there word if I

kiss myself?

I'm going in.

I'm going in.

I'm going in.

Ew, don't use tongue.

That's gross.

The vibe is over.

Literally, I feel nothing right now.

Don't even damn me.

Damn me.

Why haven't you texted me?

You know what?

I'm gonna break the mirror.

Yeah, my reflection is not a true representation of my identity.

No,

oh no, my hand is blood on.

Hello,

I need to go to the nurse's office.

Run away.

Oh,

I'm Diva

Santoria

Father

Mother

Society

Puberty.

It's over, bro.

Stay down.

Stay down.

I just realized something.

You're the best clip.

You're the best

clit at kicking my ass.

You're the best clit at having a spiritual epiphany and then changing your ways.

Self-realization.

Self-actualization.

We don't even have the same DNA, bro.

We're just

completely different, yeah.

I guess it's me then.

Cool.

Alright, I win.

Take me with you.

Yeah, come on, bro.

I want to be a part of whatever this is.

Alright, man.

Come on.

I was created like 24 hours ago.

I don't need your backstory, bro.

Let's just get moving.

That's it.

That's the whole backstory.

Oh, okay.

god i'll follow you anywhere

papa papa

okay now that i hear it back to me it's not a great name

don't call me daddy

papa let's get you back

or whatever but i do oh i love you too man

Let's get back to the ooh man, you're spitting out a lot of teeth.

Let's get you back to that big cavern where all the bad stuff was happening, huh?

Hey, give me one second.

Hey,

no, I drank it all, bro.

Hey,

empty tube.

Thank you

for like the huge power-up and, like, I mean, I'm like, so jacked right now, thank you.

Absolutely shredded.

Appreciate it.

Listen, Cameron, I'm sorry.

Alright,

I was angry when we parted.

Alright, I was furious with you, but

I'm happier with you, Cameron.

I didn't think I'd ever get a chance to finally tell you face to face.

I'm sorry.

If I could take it all back, I would.

I

you seem sincere.

I know.

You know, you were the first person I ever met.

You're the first person I ever loved.

I didn't know how to do it with it.

Ah,

C53, admitting that he's wrong

Well, I live and breathe.

I barely breathe.

It's me

sometimes sawdust comes out

Yeah, it's me one of them is a bellows one of them so I have to kind of

tell you how to live your life but they make organic replacements for body parts

What

like you don't have to replace everything with wood

Listen, I've I've lost a a lot, but

I will tell you one thing that isn't made of wood.

My heart, not my penis.

Were you thinking penis?

No, it didn't cross your mind at all.

Hey, really?

To be perfectly honest, it didn't.

It was any different.

Like, I sorta had some relationships.

Yeah.

My heart.

My heart is still flesh and blood.

But it

Your tenderness and forgiveness of me makes me, why,

want to reciprocate.

Yeah.

Listen, Cameron.

I don't want to fight you.

Do you want to get out of here?

Sure.

There's a magicky portal that's right behind the big old skull-looking rock over there.

I was gonna go through it after I killed you, so.

We could probably still use it, right?

Oh, my.

Seems like it.

That's how portals work, right?

Everyone thinks I'm not portal experts, but me neither.

You look great, by the way.

I never said it, but you look great.

You know, I know it's a lot of wood, but honestly, you can tell you put a lot of care into widdling all of those items.

Yeah, Penis still works, so

you should have been quicker earlier.

Did I?

Okay, just wanted to make sure we were winning.

Consider me.

time.

Wow, okay.

Okay, sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Sit down.

Okay.

Ah, wow, I was not expecting this.

I, uh,

ha, wow, a lifetime achievement award named after tiny tooths.

Great, fantastic.

Yeah, hey, sit down!

What can I say?

Uh,

I guess you know who I am still.

That's fine.

Um, yes, I was a very prolific actor and director and writer for a while, and yes, I disappeared.

You know, because this industry, honestly,

chucking

takes the soul out and takes the junking sh shit on it.

Stand back up, stand back up.

Listen, I know you should be thankful for this award, especially because so many of you have come up to me and told me you thought I was dead.

But I guess what I really want to say is:

Hollowun,

you can't reject me.

I reject you.

I know what this lifetime achievement award is.

You give it to the sentients you think whose careers are over.

Well, Bargie's career is not over.

Bargie's career is still going and it's going strong and I'm not gonna give up.

You can't tell me it's over.

Chuck you, I don't need you.

You all chunking plastic and you fake.

How many of you actually have your original original holes?

Huh?

You know what?

Why am I wearing a gown?

Huh?

What am I trying to prove to you?

I'm just trying to be shimmery and sparkly so you can never hire me again.

Or I'm taking this gown off.

That's right, this is what an old chucking hole looks like that's had a lot of work done but really cheap work so in the end it really nothing has changed.

Stare at it everybody

stare at my ship hole you juckets juckets.

Anyway, part

get back inside.

We're getting out of this stinky hole house.

I got a swag bag.

Welcome back to the stage, your host, Dunkey.

Now, here at the center of my whack castle,

here at the edge of time and space, have I summoned the forces of rackness to my aid?

In my right hand do I clutch the dingle harper, and in my left the wickle staff, and betwixt their points, all creation shall be rent asunder.

I begin with the first of 118 elemental gems, and come in harm with the second of 118 elemental gems.

And here comes number three:

to do pull an end of the station.

Core Balevor.

What?

The

junk?

What?

Didn't expect me back?

This can be possible.

You should be destroyed now.

Sorry, what I missed.

Had to go the old...

Well, you know.

The toilet?

See, you know, I didn't have to say it.

You knew what I was implying.

Core, you thought you could defeat me with one of my best friends?

Think again.

Let me get you straight, Evildar.

Who to me is good, Dar.

I summon you into existence through timelines to come in here and destroy Black Dead Center.

You'd be dead in the woods, Onflurp, if I hadn't resurrected you for this one job.

And you completely jumped me!

Liz, it wasn't on purpose.

It's just that.

I mean, look at him.

Pleck apologized, and I forgave him.

Because,

well, I realized he meant it.

Lily, what does that have to do with anything?

You aren't supposed to kill Black Dead Center.

And yet, I live.

Listen here.

Perhaps you have found some way around my whackness, buoyed by prophecy as you are.

But your friends will surely have fallen to my vinyl mucketing sons.

Oh, hey, Dar.

Hey there.

What?

Hey, there yourself.

Dar one is what I've been calling because they're sort of prime dar.

Dar zero is the one with the goatee.

Actually, I'm cool with evil dar and I'm okay with just dar.

You're investing a lot of energy in names that you won't need to know in a minute because you're all going to be dead.

Alright, we're putting a lot of mustard on a sandwich that's going straight in the trash.

Who puts mustard on a sandwich?

Do you want to look at me like I'm crazy for putting mustard on a sandwich?

Oh, listen, I love doing whack stuff.

That, what I just said, normal.

Literally not whack.

Though maybe the one thing that the whack and fresh agree on is getting a nice stone-ground mustard on some peasant bread.

Make yourself a little sandwich in the middle of the day.

Pick you right up.

Dar, who is your nemesis?

I think I can answer that.

C-53, you got your old frame back.

Well, no, I'm actually a C-53 restored from a previous backup of who you know is C-53 and

put to a weaponized federated alliance frame

Oh, but I realized that C53, myself, was actually a live.

Nobody realized anything else.

We're done realizing stuff in the castle.

You know, Court, I just realized you're making the mistake of assuming that a clone of any of us is inherently evil.

We're all just the same people.

Oh my rod!

Talk some more shit, dude.

Like, they've literally got a goatee on the front of their face.

They're evil.

Evil.

Or at least that was the plan.

Oh,

disappointed core.

Oh, real C-53.

Well, you know, in many ways, both of us are real C-53.

It starts to get into the question of what is the nature of reality when it comes to an intelligence that could be and was replicated.

Yeah.

So wait a minute.

You also weren't destroyed by your nemesis.

Raise your hand if you weren't destroyed by your nemesis.

Now do you want the quote-unquote evil ones to also raise your hand?

Literally, literally, literally, listen to what I said.

If you weren't destroyed by your nemesis, raise your hand.

Okay, Cameron, I guess that's your hand.

Oh, yes, I will raise my hand, which is actually a system of dowels and strings.

As I lost my original hand on X Island, but this ex here, he's a-okay.

Honestly, we really appreciated the chance to talk it out.

I

cathartic as well.

I'm so pissed

But we like it.

We both like it.

This guy's actually a good scatter.

I mean, you're pretty much.

I can't tell which Nerman is Nerman.

Oh, well, we were, I mean, really going at it because we both came in with demos that we wanted to base the track on.

It was crazy because it turned out when we played them, they were identical.

Mine was a little bit, I think, closer to the Final Master.

Honestly,

going at it,

I literally nearly figuratively killed him because we were seriously butting heads artistically over which synth to use in the bridge till we realized actually neither of us do.

Yeah, Core, I gotta say, you kind of set up this whole situation to create conflict, but you kind of just created closure for everybody.

Well, the only closure you'll be feeling from here on out, Black Death Center, is me closing the door on your miserable life

Corbalevor.

You're going down, motherchucker.

You are yoke.

Hold on.

Yeah, well, I discovered vulnerability and I drank my dad and we kicked each other's asses.

And now we're here to stop you, Corbalevor.

That's right.

Sorry, we had to back up for ten seconds here.

You drank your dad?

Yeah, well, I realized that the tube of blue liquid was like, in some ways, my dad, and I finally realized, you know, I kind of got to that.

Stop realizing shit.

Look here.

Alright?

Because there's gotta be close to 20 people in this rod damn ritual chamber.

I feel like I'm gonna be able to do it.

Hey, Justin.

Justin, why are you carrying that broken mirror?

Why?

Because in a way, that mirror was me.

But now I know who is me.

And I'm me.

And I love me.

Rod, I wanna clock this kid right in the face.

We've become viral in the past couple seconds on happy affirmation talk talk.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm gonna put the dingo harper down, I'm gonna put the little staff down, and it's gonna be four square knuckles right to the jaw kiddo.

Clearly, there's something that happened to you in the past that's making you feel this way.

Maybe you should look inside yourself and make a challenge.

Just we don't record a vid map like this sort of high stage.

How many vowels did you put in the middle of the word change?

How many distinct vowels?

What a dip card!

Make a challenge.

All of you

were supposed to unravel from the inside, and instead, everybody grew as people and learned shit about themselves.

Shock!

Now I say, no more realizations, no more cathartic, meaningful moments, no more friends reuniting.

Wow, wow,

Whoa, Bargy's coming through the volcano hole.

Ha ha, Bargie!

Welcome back!

That's right, welcome back.

I'm not dead.

Great.

And guess what?

I beat my nemesis of Fame.

It doesn't have any power over me anymore.

I'm all good now.

Yeah, well,

wait a minute, hold on.

Your nemesis was Fame?

What are you talking about?

Fame was really bringing me down, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, no, that tracks part.

No, it makes sense.

It can be corrosive to anyone.

Listen, these nemeses, yeah, fame would make sense if I was trying to give you all a catharsis.

I was trying to kill you.

Oh, yeah.

Well, Corey, you know, many things fame can kill you.

It's taken many of Carlos' beloved ghostars away from it so many years.

Yeah, let's see a clip.

We implanted one of the many

victims you shot into space as the sentience of state-of-the-art top of the lying warship with only one purpose, which was to destroy you, Bargie.

Your nemesis wasn't fame, it is the cool.

I'm sure.

It's me, the daughter of the Grand Kulot.

I'm a ship now.

I don't know who this is.

Yeah,

it's probably fine.

That was like our first mission.

I was there.

You may have blasted me out into space six years ago, but now I'm back.

And I'm gonna destroy you.

Hey, wow.

Wow, you did it.

Ah, being a ship was a train.

How you feel?

Argy, honestly, I feel amazing.

I know.

You look amazing.

Really?

Aww, sweet.

Most ships, hot take, are disgusting.

You're a hot shit.

Well, Argy, hearing all this and processing all this, I'm realizing that I have a parasocial relationship with you, which has been really unhealthy for me.

So I need to find out who I am.

Honestly, no no.

Untucking real.

Are you for in front of me?

This is the rudest thing I've ever seen.

Bonding of enemies to friends in tiny seconds?

She's a pro.

She's a pro.

Well, this is all super cute, but I'm really ritual to you.

So all of these rituals are drunk off.

How does that sound?

Okay, we forgot about the ritual.

What are we gonna do?

Is Bino awake yet?

No, uh Bino is still asleep in his box, which is safely inflat.

Okay.

Okay, so Papa, I guess this is like prophecy time, right?

Right, yes.

I got this.

I believe in you, Papa.

Thank you, AJ.

But we gotta do much more than believe

if we want to see the world change.

What?

You won't win, Corbaelvor.

If hate's the gate to peace,

this is the last stop.

I shall summon

that

stuff

through

the space

to myself

I jacking got the diggle offer

No way.

Yeah, yeah, no, it was a little bit whack, you know?

My prophecy is to bring balance to the galaxy, and you know what?

Sometimes it means just being a little bit

whack just to keep everything from falling apart.

And now, the dingle hopper is mine.

Poor Balevor,

your reign of chaos and terror is coming to an end.

You have crossed me this day,

Plectaxe.

And you have driven me to the edge of madness.

You and your pathetic friends.

Oh, friendship.

Okay, AJ, alright.

The only friend I need in this world is myself.

And also my good friend Scram.

Thank you for helping, Scram.

Yes.

Good to be mentioned, Master.

Oh, yes, of course.

Scram, you're great.

Scram, have you actually have you brought for lunch today?

Uh, not yet, Master.

Why are you so nice to Scram?

Scram and me, we are tight.

Like, this whole enterprise is not like just a job.

It's like we are family here.

We do.

Well, Master.

What?

Uh, Scram.

Well,

wow.

Speak to me with your voice, it quavers.

Master Baleboy, you are the finest master I have ever served, without question.

Yes, I would give my life life for your own, but I mean, do we hang out?

Do we're like,

no, no, no, it's not awkward.

It's not awkward.

It is not awkward.

Listen, Scram, but that's the thing.

It's like, we're like,

we're the go-hard bros, you know?

Like, we go hard.

That's

Nick,

but you go hard at work, you know?

Like, we're like, no, but yeah, we don't hang out, cause we, like, we're always at the office putting in that extra elbow grease.

But, like, I'm not sure if you can't do that.

Like, okay, he wants to keep it professional.

Asked dead cringe.

So, Core, do you have like

no friends?

What did you say, Bundley?

I just asked do you have no friends?

I guess that sounds a little bit more loaded than I do like follow anyone on Talk Talk.

Do they follow you back?

I follow the path of the one I can find.

Blessed by prophecy and bound, bound, your fates crossed in the stars.

What forces of the galaxy could have thrown you all together into these misadventures these long years past?

I think it was sort of an algorithm at the Federated Alliance that was like

Dar's big and Nermit's little and like Plex kind of

yeah and Bargy needed the word

I was there since the beginning I read

You will find that I still have my second of two great galactic sticks.

I may not have the Eagle Hopper now, Pleg Dexeta, But I did have it

fifteen minutes ago.

Carving a portal into the air.

Corbalfor.

Greetings, Corbalebor.

Greetings to you, Cor.

What say you, my whack brother?

Shall we commence to summon more core bale force?

Okay,

that's good.

Let the hate make eight more.

Sixteen

I don't even know the original.

32 core bail fors, thirty-two SCU,

or should I say, see don'ts.

I'm twenty

twenty-three Skidoos, so it's

kind of

scram, scram, could you could could you like hop in here and help him?

Who wants 32 bosses?

This is a nightmare.

A nightmare?

Well, will you still be my employee when I am 64?

No!

No, it's too many.

Core, I don't get it.

Are you making friends?

Friends of the weak.

I am an army of myself.

Is that not right, brethren?

We are together

There's only one bathroom here.

Do they all like share it or shut it?

I don't think eventually around for a while, maybe, but you still shouldn't go in there for at least a little while longer.

I mean, I was just in there, so

128 Skidoo.

I mean, that's.

I guess if you want to put Skidoo on the end of it, sure, but yeah, you can just say Skidoo after any number.

226 Kadoo!

There's so many.

There's not enough room, they're all going on top of that.

Now,

with 256 core bail pours and 255 dingle hoppers, I shall be the one.

Hold on, as the first!

Yes, you are first in that you are the oldest.

So why don't you let me the most.

Is there no point in letting you?

You are the one of us without a dinglehopper.

as the one who most recently ate as you opened a portal right as I was finishing my frittata

I am the most capable I think I should be the one to speak You know the irony is if they just let the oldest corbil work they'll all get to experience it at least a little bit of this age my nose is bleeding I hate this shit Corbier voice I'm just gonna pitch this and if you are into it everybody give a thumbs up and if you're not into it everyone get a thumb down simple majority When I say go,

we will destroy these plucky heroes of space, and then we will all return through the exact doors we came through.

Um, that's not a thumb, that's a hand.

No, I have-I actually have a question, because my door is through another one of the doors.

So,

I'll go through my cut a door in one of the doors.

Why would you do that?

Don't tell me how to do my business.

I it's it's that way we can keep track.

It's like a matrioshkaton.

No, that's a terrible idea.

All right, as the core bale for at the terminus of this, the prime timeline, I call upon the youngest core bail for to impart to me your dingle harper so that I can absolutely wail on these freaks.

Uh,

hi, I'm Corpalevor.

I'm a Zima Knight.

Why are so many of you robots?

What so many?

Who summoned the kid?

Well, I thought the point was

whenever we had a dingle hopper, and we mostly had the dingle hopper when we were young.

Yeah, and a Zema Knight who believes in the fresh.

What is this?

Why are does something bad happen to me in the future?

Listen, I'll explain it.

Young Corey, young Corey,

hey Corey, what's the halves?

It's your friend.

Um, and listen.

Hold on a second, Corey is a nickname for for Corey.

You be quiet.

I am speaking to my younger self.

Listen, man,

I'm your cool future self.

We're all nights of Zima.

What say you?

Pass that dingle hopper on over to your older

youth.

I don't know if I should

do

our younger self would never listen to an old, 40-don't logic.

Corey, Corey, what's that?

Hey, hi, is this me?

Am I, is this, am I really seeing because I can see there's a couple of me that are like part robot, and they look super sad.

And then there's mostly me as robots.

Yeah, Corey, I hate to tell you this.

These guys are all you in your future.

I become

this.

I'll snap his neck.

It'll be quick.

Don't worry about it.

AJ, AJ.

What's your name?

Are you a Zema Knight?

Yeah, he's a bathroom vaunt.

Yes, I am, Corey.

I'm a Zima Knight.

No question, Blek, but like all you shenanigans have been leading to this one moment.

Don't chuck it up.

Thank you, Bargie.

Thank you.

Core.

Please, call me Corey.

I don't want to.

You have to.

It's my name.

I demand that you do not.

No, Core, my name is Pleck Dex Center.

I'm master of the space.

I'm master of the stuff.

And I'm master of the self.

I'm here to save the galaxy, save the universe,

and you can help me.

Okay, you're an acolyte of the fresh.

Don't you understand?

When you return to the past, just remember, you could prevent all of this.

You could avoid having a cybernetic torso blasted into your chest.

A what?

Blasted into my wood?

To intrude on what's obviously a very important part-to-conversation between two zebra, but um

if young Corey Van Thor here goes through any other portal than the one that he came through,

his position in the space-time continuum will have shifted which puts all 255 Skiddoo other Beovors in a state of temporal paradox, which means

well, I don't 100% know, but it's probably better for us than it is for him.

Oh, yeah, that'll work better.

Wait a minute, sorry.

If it's your destiny to save the galaxy from me, don't I kind of need to become this bad version of me?

I don't want to like ruin a I'm trying to do this, keep it fresh.

AJ, quick, close the portal.

Oh, wow.

Cool.

Did you guys feel that light shoot out of my hands?

Oh, man.

It's a lot more dramatic than the last second.

I just needed you to close the portal.

That's awesome.

What's been happening over there?

What?

Wait, where's Corey?

Where's

the ball?

He's disappearing on his phone.

I don't like this at all.

Why wouldn't I just disappear into the sport before?

He doesn't make technology visible.

Oh, that one's going really slowly for some reason.

Why is that one so slowly going up its button?

one left.

Sam!

Sam!

Master, what should I do?

Remember me as your best friend!

Uh, it just feels weird to my best friend, Greg.

Wow.

I may never be able to look at buttholes the same way again.

Wait, so was that Dego's butthole or just his butt?

It's all the same thing.

Hey, crew.

Yeah, I feel like I've said this before, but

we did it, you know?

Yeah.

Mission accomplished.

Said that before?

Yeah, but usually it was wrong.

But this time,

I just feel this weight off my shoulders.

It feels like I actually

did something right.

It's

strange for me to say

I sort of think you maybe saved the galaxy back there.

Well, I mean, it was a group effort.

I mean, that goes without saying.

Okay, sure, yeah.

There's actually a suggestion too.

Okay, yeah, sure.

Like I said, group effort.

And if pushing a villain through his own butthole isn't a mission accomplished,

We don't have to relive that.

Well, I think we all did

jobs.

Wow.

Bargie, I'm sorry.

Is this a babo scar?

Did you win a babo scar?

Yeah, it's not a big deal, but I win a baboskar.

Bargie, can I hold it?

Whoa, it's heavy.

We really did do it.

We sort of won the award for you know pushing a bad guy through his own butthole like hundreds of times.

I don't know if you have to, but it was funny Do you remember the sound he was making?

He kind of could scrape, but he didn't actually get to scream all the way out because he was already up his butt by the time he

was back up his own butthole.

Yeah, it kind of echoed a little bit.

Would you like to hear that?

No, no.

Hey guys, you know, I think it's maybe time for a toast, okay?

I'd like to raise a glass to the crew of the Bargarian Jake.

We did it.

We're done.

I think we have earned a little break.

So let's

have a drink and, you know, just relax for a bit.

Cheers.

Okay.

Okay.

AJ, I don't know if that's

what that's rough.

Way to speak.

I'll drink to that.

AJ, you're just spilling liquid down the crew helmet.

Oh, sorry, everybody.

Yeah, you gotta take that off.

Okay.

Hey, shall we cheer the doubles of you that's in the other ship?

Oh, yeah, they're they're in the kulaka, which is flying right next to us.

Hey guys!

Hey!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Oh, you just bumped the cool.

Oh,

the General Cheers would have been fine.

Oh.

Oh.

Um

crew incoming transmission from Goletic or Nerman Bundle.

Uh

what?

What?

Great.

Uh, meme it.

Yes.

Uh, what's up, man?

Hey, hey, how's it going?

Um, just want to make sure you guys are watching this.

I mean, turn okay.

You should probably turn on any channel.

Any channel?

You want us to turn on the any channel?

No, no, no, not that.

No, that channel is actually there.

I mean, technically, it would be broken.

Any trust me.

Alright, over out.

Oh.

Weird.

Could have honestly just told us the news.

Yeah, he took the time to call us specifically and then told us to watch the news.

Yeah.

We interrupt this broadcast of shaving elves.

Shaving elves?

Oh, I love shaving elves.

We interrupt this showing of shaving elves with big, big news.

Galactic leader Nermit Bundaloy has revealed he's not who he says he is we go now live to the galactic leaders throw

Citizens of the galaxy

I am

Ashamed to inform you that I am an imposter.

Wow, I am not the legitimately elected Nermit Bundaloy.

Oh my rod Nermit, are you hearing this?

We all knew this already.

He's admitted.

No, but he's admitted.

Every citizen in the galaxy is watching this right right now.

In fact,

I am

brilliant and reclusive singer-songwriter Bermit Nundaloy.

What the junk is.

What are you...

Mermi, he says he's your alter ego.

I heard.

And I am renouncing my leadership position in order to go on an endless tour.

Wow!

Yeah!

You can check out Bermanundaloy on tour.space.

Just Berman Nundaloy was taken.

Hold on.

Wait, most of these shows are already sold out.

Look at this.

Get your tickets early.

Peebie Coil is opening for him.

What

in the rod-forsaking shitty juck is happening?

Shitty juck?

What?

We can't just string together curses like that.

If any time calls for it, it's this time.

There we we go.

I know this might be off topic, but you know who loves shaving elves.

This clutch I knew SC8407.

It's loved it.

It's enough of a shaving elves.

This

will

not

stand.

We recorded that record together.

That's right.

My new solo hit, I am you, you are me, is trending on all streaming services.

Yo, I just talked about Swamp Astronaut.

Okay, Justin.

I just pray side of God song.

What if you

And in my place,

I hereby relinquish the leadership of the galaxy to the real Nermit Bundaloy, a galactic hero, a member of an intrepid crew who just hours ago defeated the greatest existential threat, our galaxy.

We now return you to your episode of Shaving L.

That's one time to shave!

Joe Goateees me!

You're two goatees.

A goatee for a leader?

In order to shut up and turn him off.

Okay, okay.

Why don't we turn it off?

AJ, we're not watching Shaving Elves.

At least not right now.

Maybe later.

We're DBRing it, obviously.

Wow.

Nermit, did you hear that?

Yeah,

I did.

I hate it.

No, no, meme at MyMalloy just announced in front of everyone that he's giving you leadership of the galaxy.

I can't believe it.

I can't believe he's going on tour under my name.

No, Nermit.

First of all, it's also his name.

He came up with it too because he's you.

Semantics.

Nermit, why are you so upset you got a promotion?

Uh, felt like a demotion.

Nermit, you're leader of the galaxy.

All you've talked about for the last year has been about how you were the rightful leader of the galaxy.

Yeah, sure, I want that as a day job.

Okay,

something stable, you know.

So, were you saying that's your side hustle?

Which

leader of the galaxy?

Well, I'm either way of sad.

Yeah, yeah, I'm with C-53.

There's almost no cool version of this for you.

You know what?

Actually, it's good that I'm galactic leader now, because I can use the full force of my military to take out the fake Burmit Nunda.

Okay, Nermita.

We're going to airstrike each to a day.

Stop.

What?

That is

absolutely horrible to suggest.

You're right, you're right.

Airstrikes is too obvious.

We should have assassins enter from the basement of the arena.

Nermit, it'll stop.

You can't do that.

You're right.

You're right.

You're right.

I just have to get the kill button from Evil Dar.

The what, what?

On the other ship.

And I get close to that little clone rascal.

Nermit, listen to yourself.

You get an ounce of power, and your ambition just completely takes over.

You're a loose cannon.

Oh, you're right.

You're a loose cannon in the field.

You're a loose cannon on the throne.

Okay, I mean, I guess a clone of me did become a despot.

So that kind of.

Listen, just take a deep breath.

Everything's going to be fine.

You can still make your music.

Yikes.

Okay,

can I actually have an aside

over here?

With who?

With who?

Everybody.

Come on, come on.

It's just a conversation.

Well, it's kind of separate from the earlier one where I was freaking out.

Just I want to get myself away from it.

So it's a subject change.

Yeah, but if you could just come over here and we'll say.

Okay, AJ, we don't need to fall in line

just yet.

Waiting or willing, sir.

AJ.

Crew, what's the duty to talk?

What is it, Nerma?

You guys are right.

I'm too impulsive and ambitious to lead.

I I wasn't going to say that before.

Which is why

I'm going to do it.

What fuck?

And take you guys with me.

Oh,

no.

Think about it.

Think about it.

We're a team.

It's how we've managed to succeed at everything.

Working together, helping each other.

Succeed at everything is quite a rewrite yeah that's i wouldn't say that that's a little inventory wise did succeed that's why we did and you know come on work with me here i i can manage missions operations like galactically and see knows everything about diplomacy and protocols everything about everything kind of yeah

it's kind of you to say entirely accurate see

i don't know for i yeah i don't know if as a group we're really cut out to lead but pleck look is even what you're just saying you're the affable everyman we need someone who like doesn't think they're up for it and other people wouldn't think is probably qualified.

Like, you could be the sort of face of...

Are you saying I fill the role of what is that guy doing there?

No, but like they can imagine themselves doing it no matter how little they know.

Aspirational.

You need that.

Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, before I drank all that blue liquid, I probably shouldn't be.

But now, since I'm totally yoked, I think I've probably gotten it.

Yeah, I mean, AJ, since you've gone ultra, I think you're totally leadership material.

Ever since I went ultra, things have gotten better.

But like, honestly, even before that, AJ, for a legitimately dumb sentient, you are such a good problem solver.

Wow, wow.

That was both pleasant and mean at the same time.

Do you have one of those for me, Nermit?

I mean, Dar, the glint in my eye, the shoot to my ladder, the one of us who's been captain?

Should Dar just be the galactic leader?

Should we just do that?

Call it a bit.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, with a sensuality that can distract them from any important task on a series of

I'm happy to be first partner.

I don't think that's good.

I mean, we think we're all good.

Okay, okay.

Little early to pick titles, but uh.

Mine would be cultural attached anything.

Woo!

Yes, yes.

So we're not picking it.

I'm just saying, if we get to pick, that's what I'll do.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, it sounds like you're all gonna have a lot of fun, and I wish you all

coming with us.

I just got a babosca, okay?

I have people ringing me left and right.

I have facts coming in.

No, no, no, no, Barchie, Barch, you are a critical part of this, too.

You're ship of the stars, dreamer of the land.

I mean, just think, there's never been a ship in a high government post.

You would be a liaison to all sentient ships.

This could be huge.

Plus, you're a Bobo Scar winner.

It's exactly what we need to win over the vast majority of constituents who only care about a leader's star power.

No, that's a good point.

And for one thing, I know, more people in the entertainment business should get into politics.

So.

I only think about it.

I know.

There's gotta be some money money involved, right, Nermi?

Oh, yeah, it's paid.

It's a paid gig.

How much?

Wait, just slip me a paper.

Yeah, I'm looking at it.

I'm gonna write a number.

Just tell me what you think of this number.

Where do I actually show it, Parkie?

Just slide it and reveal it.

Just slide it anywhere

on the ship.

Remember, just

across this counter, and that's across his counter.

Alright, there you go.

I'm gonna slide it to the other part of your console.

Very

Come on, Barge.

If you're in, all six of us are in.

Okay, thanks, Justin.

And you know what?

It'll make Centurion and his Zelcatron fridge boy so jealous.

They're all in the other galaxy right now.

Yeah, I know.

Barge.

I don't have a family.

Oh, Justin.

Oh, Justin.

You got us, buddy.

Yeah, we're your funny weak.

My dad is dotted.

My mom is a mushop.

I have no fronts.

I dropped out a skull.

You're supposed to be in school right now?

Oh, boy.

Okay.

You know, Bargie, I gotta say, I think Nermit might be right.

I mean, I know that I wanted to have one single moment free from the burden of galactic responsibility just, you know, for a second, but yeah, maybe this is what this has all been leading towards, you know?

We're not always perfect, but we have done a lot of good for the galaxy.

We took down the alliance and the emperor and the all wheat and core Balevor.

We took down some people we shouldn't have taken down.

Dale comes to mind, you know, okay, yeah, yes, and a few people that, yeah, those were mistakes, obviously, but I think this is maybe our calling.

Anything this proofs probably we shouldn't be running around the galaxy causing more trouble.

Maybe we're best as figureheads.

That's a good point, actually.

Okay,

I'll do it.

Oh, Bargie, really?

Are you serious?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, but like that's not really what

I'm saying.

There we go.

Yeah, you're doing it, Bargie.

Don't mind if I do

sound sick.

And so, with their prophecies fulfilled and the universe pulled from the brink of annihilation, Our heroes set about the noble task of restoring the galaxy to prosperity.

Together, they formed a new and benevolent galactic leadership, a harmonious coalescence of justice, kindness,

wisdom, and sure, a pinch of space magic, with just enough reluctance and ineptitude to stave off corruption.

Yes, Pleck Dexeta, C53,

Dar

Nermit Bundaloy,

AJ2884,

the Bargerian Jade,

and Justin Ballwheat, seven best friends together from the beginning, formed the Allied Federation.

They have ruled the galaxy justly for many years.

and will do so for many more to come.

And as for the Benacron, he kept a watchful spiral eye over the galaxy and the Federation he loved so dearly, always leading it alternately toward and away from chaos in perfect balance,

as he had for millennia past,

and as he would for millennia into the future.

And that,

so far,

is the story

of

Bino.

Oh, Bino loves the story of Bino.

Yes, Bino.

So do I.

Thank you for the story.

Beano love you.

I love you too,

brother.

Good night, Horsehead.

Good night, Bino.

Sleep tight.

Morse hag, your uncle Puckett's here.

Come say hello.

I'll be right there.

You know, we were there too.

And then we were?

Yeah, and they overthrew the Emperor, and then they got lost in another galaxy, and then they they came back to save the day and become rulers of the galaxy.

But I guess it was all just a dream.

Wow!

Wait, is that the crew with Barterian Jade?

Oh,

was this a memory?

Not a dream?

Yeah.

I just had a dream we did a bunch of tests.

Also a memory, Wink.

Also a memory.

Well, I guess we should get back to guarding the orbs of Thragus.

That's what we do!

That's what we've always done.

And they're all still here, right where they've been the entire time on Greenus 6.

That's right.

This is C-Red IT5, credits and attributions droid commencing outro protocol.

Pleck Duck Setter and Plint 3.0 were played by Aldrin Ford.

C-53, C-53, and Scram were played by Jeremy Benn.

Dar and Evil Dar were played by Ellie Kokesh.

Archie the Ship and Justin Balwee were played by Mujan Zolfagari.

Nermit Bundaloy and Neiman Maimaloy were played by Seth Lind.

AJ, Cameron, Bino, and the Kulada were played by Winston Knoll.

Horse Hat, All Grown Up, was played by Jeremy Crutchley.

Captain Cameron, I have an incoming transmission from Senior Missions Operations Manager, Neiman Maimaloy.

Thank you, my sweet, sweet C-53B.

Put it through.

On screen!

Wait, no, no, no, no, don't.

I don't wanna see Mimit right now.

What's going on, Eagle John?

Uh, I owe Mimit a callback.

We haven't really, you know, settled on where we're at in our relationship.

This is boring.

Okay.

Relationship drought is boring.

Crew, can we get to the call from Mimit?

Oh.

I've been on.

Oh, Mimit did say

Mimit, I thought you were still on tour.

Oh, uh, a couple of the dates got cancelled.

One, I was opening for a puppet show.

I love a puppet show.

Hey, I can't do the mission today.

Wait, why?

Scheduled self-care.

No, you can't just skip the mission.

Well, I can't skip self-care.

Well, maybe this will still work out because, as the number one ambassador team of the Allied Federation, your mission today is to establish relations with

every type of delicious shrimp on Shrimp Island.

Would that satisfy the requirements of a self-care day?

Yes to the maximum.

Like I always say, yes to the maximum.

You crew, I gotta say, we're not very funny, but we have a great time.

All 255 Skidio Core Bayovores and Corey Bayovor were played by special guest, Brennan Lee Mulligan.

Brennan is the creator and GM for Dimension 20 and a college humor cast member.

He has taught and performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, co-created the webcomic Strong Female Protagonist, and written dozens of LARPs for the Wayfinder Experience Summer Camp in upstate New York.

Yeah, I'm going to do the shrimp and grits and an orange beer.

Right away, sir.

Hold on a second.

Karn?

Do I know you?

You're the first person to properly pronounce my name.

No, no, no, no, no.

What are you doing here?

Well, right now I'm working the brunch shift, but Blimpy says there's going to be an opening for the dinner.

Shut up.

You don't belong in this dimension.

I'm sending you back.

Well, at this point, thousands of years have passed in my dimension since.

Listen, my powers are back.

The galaxy is in balance.

I got a clean house, you know?

Gotta get to inbox zero, if you know what I mean.

But I've actually sort of made a life for myself here, you know?

2 was played by Jonathan Braylock.

Bavoscars crowd sounds by our Season 5 Finale Spectacular Live Show audience.

This episode was edited by Seth Lind and Alden Ford.

Sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell.

Theme music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by famous Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra.

Additional music by Shane O'Connell, Brendan Ryan, Eric Gerson, and Steven Chaikowski.

Ship design for the Bargerian J by Eric Boyce.

Audio hosting by Simplecast.

Durf.

Huh?

Old Durf.

Hello, what?

Hey, who is this?

Who how'd you get this spring?

Number

It's me.

It's Bleck Deck Setter.

I fulfilled my destiny and I have ascended.

Sorry, I'm let me just look through all uh I got a lot of prophecies on my desk here.

Let me just look through.

Let's see.

Uh yeah, I got a I've got a good filing system, it's just underneath some of the different cans of those and

The the pink guy?

The shorts?

No!

Yes!

You?

You are the one that saved the universe?

I get it!

I think we're all losing it over here.

We know.

You are the long shot.

Are you in a basement right now?

Yeah, well, basement implies house above, which I don't have, but yes, I am in a basement.

Hey, do you need a roommate?

Like a fun old guy that likes to juck around and maybe

yeah, you need one?

You don't need one?

Do you, let me ask you, could you handle it?

Could you handle one?

Could you handle one?

All right, you know what?

I just wanted to tell you everything worked out.

Thanks for your help.

Oh, sorry, I was I was just jucking around for a second.

What did you say something?

Yeah, that's not important.

Yep.

All right.

Well, goodbye forever.

I'm going to.

Oh, I've been shot in the heart and I'm dead.

Mike.

Watch out.

Old Dirk was played by Justin Tyler.

Mission to Zix would like to thank all the people who supported the show along the way: Audioboom, Brendan Regan, Eric Braun, Ben Lilly, Charles Pulliam Moore, Nick Douglas, Ira Glass, Jesse Thorne, Vikram Chatterjee, Stacey Molsky, Kira Gowan, Daniel Barwella, and the rest of the Maximum Fun team.

Our incredible special guests, our amazing live show audiences, our parents, spouses, significant others, and horse hats.

Nini, our heroic Season 2 supporters on Patreon.

Our intrepid supporters on Maximum Fun.

Becca and Brandon, hosts of the Zix Fancast and ZixCon.

The incredible artists who made fan art, fan fiction, fan theories, made costumes, got tattoos, wrote reviews, wiki entries, letters of gratitude, and letters of support.

And you for listening to the show.

No, young apprentice, there is no text in the library of the Zima that refers to a plaque setter.

That has to be wrong.

Listen, my name is Corey Balefour, okay?

I was training in one of the training yards.

I was practicing,

and a portal opened up, and I got sucked out by a horrifying robot man that I found out is maybe gonna be me.

I don't know.

But the point is, there's gotta be some prophecy because the guy who shoved me back in the portal and saved me from having to be part of a bad army of myself was named Pleck Dexetter.

He said it was in a prophecy, so it's gotta be here somewhere.

The fanciful tales of a young apprentice left daydreaming too long

Look man, I'm telling the truth

in my face and explain I was crying so hard for an hour.

I had the word.

That's a dream nerd

Don't call me a nerd

This morning I thought nothing could ever make me whack and then I went to the future and saw that I maybe become whack one day, and I was like, how would that happen?

Interacting with you in this moment, I see a clear line from A to B, and it's mostly you.

Stay away from your whack impulses, young people.

Help me do that by being jucking reasonable.

We don't have the prophecy.

Okay, hey, listen.

Listen.

Uh,

yeah.

Yeah, you know what?

You're right.

I was uh uh I was daydreaming and uh Now now I'm I'm wide awake.

Better study some Zima scrolls.

Yes, excellent instinct, young one.

Start here at one of our earliest works about Corn the Blessed.

Do you have a pen, by the way?

I need to write down

it's blue.

I don't know if that's

I'll just take a blue one.

Give me the blue one.

Thank you.

Here you

The day will come in the far-flung future of the galaxy where a noble warrior will restore balance to the space and save us all.

His name shall be Pleck Dexetter.

Note, totally winging it on the spelling of Pleck Dexetter.

Only got the name verbally.

Oh, he found me.

Mission to Zix has been a proud member of the Maxon Bun Network.

This concludes the story of Bino, also known as Mission to Zix.

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Why would time work this way?

Why wouldn't I just disappear into the portals?

Why my butt?

It doesn't make sense.

The portals are still divisible.

They're still here.

Oh, that one's going really slowly for some reason.

Why is that one so slowly going up?

Kill me!

Oh, no.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, he's really going through it over there.

Oh, that one's stuck.

It's like half in, half out.

Howdy, y'all.

This is the Corpus from Cowboy Dimension.

I'm getting sent at McKeaster.

Yes, maybe just give him a tap.

That one.

It's from a different dimension.

Yeah.

Is that how the staff works?

You start pulling through multiple doors.

It's going to get weird.

This video's going viral.

You're recording this, Justin.

Turn off your Tac.

Content is key, bro.

Yeah, content is king.