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Speaker 2 And that was going out to Cargon as an apology for wrecking his wife's hyperdrive. Cargon, I hope she takes you back.

Speaker 5 You're up late with Grief Lax.

Speaker 7 It's late out now.

Speaker 7 It's Grief Lax.

Speaker 8 We're doing dedications all night long, so please call in and let's see if Greeflax can help you out.

Speaker 1 Hello, caller. You're on the air with Greeflax.

Speaker 8 What's your name?

Speaker 10 Window, why don't you tell us what's going on? You know how you're sometimes your best friend marries somebody and then you make out with them at the wedding?

Speaker 9 Now, just to be clear, you make out with the best friend or the person your best friend was marrying.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 7 Both. Which both.

Speaker 11 Well,

Speaker 7 that

Speaker 5 surely is a quandary, Winga. I'm trying to think, what kind of song can apologize to two people at the same time?

Speaker 2 Now, Winga, this is not the first time I've heard this particular tale of woe, so...

Speaker 4 I think I might just have the perfect song for you.

Speaker 8 Going out.

Speaker 2 Going out to the bride and groom, who I hope are tuned into this show at their reception, it's three times three equals you and me.

Speaker 2 And we're clear. Good stuff, Gray Flax.

Speaker 12 Thank you, Deve.

Speaker 13 You know, a guy makes out with a bride and groom and assumes that's the first time I've ever had that caller. I mean, how long have we been doing this, Deve?

Speaker 12 Oh, man, decades, my friend. Yeah, so.
This is our first, uh, first asteroid shower, you know. Yeah, you you're not kidding.

Speaker 7 I sit here in the booth, I tear my nuts out when I hear people call in in talking about their infidelities and their mistakes and their love triangles and their

Speaker 7 regrets and their

Speaker 7 owners. And they're in their anger, and their

Speaker 7 long-distance relationships,

Speaker 7 their daddy issues, their forgotten anniversaries,

Speaker 7 and their romantic feelings towards their dad.

Speaker 7 We've got another caller coming in here, huh? Great flex. Okay, just five seconds.

Speaker 8 Count me in, Dee.

Speaker 3 Welcome back to Greflax Hour.

Speaker 5 That was three times three equals you and me.

Speaker 4 Winka, I hope that smoothed things over.

Speaker 2 Caller, you're on the line with Greeflax.

Speaker 7 It's Greeflax.

Speaker 17 What's going on?

Speaker 2 Okay, having a little translation issue.

Speaker 18 Just gonna see if Deeve could dial that in.

Speaker 7 I'm not familiar with this language, Greeflex. I've never heard this before in my life.

Speaker 2 That's all right, Deeve. No need to panic.

Speaker 19 Let's just give it a few seconds, see if we can. Hello?

Speaker 5 All right.

Speaker 5 Hello?

Speaker 8 Hello? Yes. Yes, we can.

Speaker 3 Hello, you're talking to Grieflex.

Speaker 7 This is Rolfus Tittle.

Speaker 1 And this is a distress call.

Speaker 7 A distress call from the Bargerian Jade, code 5945. Hello?

Speaker 2 All right, listeners, we've got Sisu and Rolfus on the line who say they're having some distress.

Speaker 8 Well, Sisu and Rolfus, you're on the line with Grieflex.

Speaker 7 Well, the biggest distress at the moment is we're not exactly sure where we are. Last we were in the Allweed.
We were thrown from the Allweed.

Speaker 2 You know, it's natural to be distressed when you and your partner aren't sure where you are in your relationship.

Speaker 7 It might have been a dimensional rip or hole. We're not exactly sure what happened.
Right. Sure, sure.

Speaker 6 Grieflex has hurt it all.

Speaker 8 Now, Rolfus, let me ask you, where do you think you are?

Speaker 7 well i mean that's why we're i mean i'm on the bargerian jade i'm doing a distress call shift with sisu here everyone else is asleep if i knew where i was we wouldn't be doing any of that uh-huh and what does sisu mean to you

Speaker 9 what what i said what does sisu mean to you rolfus what

Speaker 9 what what i

Speaker 7 the connection i'm just gonna break it great the connection is perfect there's no they're hearing you i'm positive

Speaker 2 all right well sometimes they might need a moment to collect their feelings i'll go back to you sisu what does rolfus mean to you

Speaker 2 i mean well at this point in time

Speaker 2 rollfus is helping me make a distress call we used to be married okay

Speaker 7 we used to be married we were co-workers and it became something deeper and we had a lasting relationship i thought would be forever but apparently not we've been through a lot lot.

Speaker 7 I mean, this one time we were at a wedding, and I ended up making out with

Speaker 7 her and

Speaker 7 her best friend.

Speaker 7 And it was,

Speaker 7 I mean,

Speaker 7 that was really hard to get through.

Speaker 1 Well, no doubt.

Speaker 7 Yeah. But why, Martha, Wolfus? I don't know.
She laughed at my jokes. You never did.

Speaker 7 And I'm funny. I'm a funny guy.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay.

Speaker 2 Why don't I step in here for a second?

Speaker 20 Now,

Speaker 9 I can hear that the two of you are very passionate about the other person.

Speaker 10 Is that fair to say? That's right.

Speaker 10 I can feel the old heat back when we were in this. Again, it's a strange dimensional warp.

Speaker 7 We're not exactly sure where we were spit out of. It exploded, so I mean, we're just glad that we're not dead because we that was kind of a prevailing theory for a while.

Speaker 9 Sure, look, I will admit our

Speaker 7 sexual tension is palpable, hot, hot, hot.

Speaker 5 Palpable. Okay,

Speaker 7 and I've not been able to find someone whose heat can

Speaker 7 rival?

Speaker 7 Oh, sorry. Sorry, go ahead.

Speaker 7 Could rival that of Rolfus, but it does not mean that we're a good match. I'm one of a kind, baby.

Speaker 7 And again, just any supplies? Again, if we could pinpoint our coordinates, triangulate them somehow.

Speaker 5 Well, Rolfus, let me tell you what I hear as Gray Gray Flax,

Speaker 4 you know, a romantic advice host for,

Speaker 3 well, who knows how many years. What?

Speaker 9 You two say you have some problems, but let's be honest.

Speaker 18 You're together right now, and you called in

Speaker 2 together.

Speaker 7 Great, we're switching off on the distress call. Right, I mean, did we choose to be paired with each other? Yes, it's because we're.

Speaker 2 Why did we choose to be paired with each other, Rolfus? Interesting question, Rolfus.

Speaker 10 What's your answer?

Speaker 7 It's our shift. We tagged out C-53 and Dar, and I mean, I wasn't going to be with AJ, and...
And I wasn't going to be with Nermit. There's a weird energy between us right now.
He's too needy.

Speaker 7 He's too needy.

Speaker 2 So just to set the scene, it's the two of you in the dark of a starship, all alone together.

Speaker 12 Yeah, I think that's space.

Speaker 7 Can we also say that we're adrift in space and we don't know where we are?

Speaker 2 And it's not a good idea. I think that was implied by Starship.
Was it?

Speaker 4 So, my advice is to grab a bottle of Denubrian wine, just let the soft glow of the console illuminate the room and drift off with the skies the limit.

Speaker 7 Will that help you find us? What is that? Is that code? What is the sky's the limit?

Speaker 15 By the Cosmosians.

Speaker 15 And we're clear. Wow!

Speaker 15 Man,

Speaker 15 real goofballs.

Speaker 12 Yeah, a couple of crazy kids.

Speaker 7 Don't they can't they tell they're in love?

Speaker 7 Can't they just admit it to each other and to themselves and to the world? The galaxy?

Speaker 12 I think it's pretty clear those two kids are well, they've got bad.

Speaker 13 Hey, so Deeve, tell me, uh,

Speaker 13 how'd it work out with that young thing you were talking about last week? Oh, Jimmy?

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Oh, she said we needed to take a break.

Speaker 13 She said I spent too much time in the booth.

Speaker 7 This booth.

Speaker 4 I'm so sorry. Yeah.

Speaker 13 You want me to dedicate one to her when we get back?

Speaker 12 Or?

Speaker 12 Wish I could call you and tell you all about it, and then you could play it, and then she would hear it.

Speaker 13 Deeve, but you know, I don't want to tell you what to do, but if you need to call into the show, call into the show.

Speaker 13 You know, Reflex,

Speaker 13 I talk a lot about how I resent all of these callers, and

Speaker 13 turns out

Speaker 13 I made some mistakes.

Speaker 13 Oh, we gotta call. We're back.
It's five.

Speaker 13 Alright, come here. Three.
Two.

Speaker 9 That was The Sky's the Limit by the Cosmosians.

Speaker 18 We've got a new caller on the line.

Speaker 9 Caller, you're on with Grieflax and the Greeflax Hour.

Speaker 17 What's going on?

Speaker 7 Why did you hang up on us? We are lost in space. Tell us where to go.
Help us, please. This is a distress call.

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Speaker 4 and you're back with a grief lax hour it's late out now

Speaker 7 it's grief lax Please help us. We are adrift in space.
We don't know where we are. Hmm.

Speaker 9 So you're feeling lost.

Speaker 5 Is that

Speaker 7 Yes, we're yes, we're lost.

Speaker 3 Yes, you're saying you've got no one to turn to, is that right? Well, no, there's ten other people here with us.

Speaker 7 Sisu's always somebody I can depend on. I've always,

Speaker 7 if you were there, if you didn't disappear for a whole year, well, I'm here now, okay, and I went into a flaming black hole for you. Oh, here we go.

Speaker 1 No, I didn't.

Speaker 5 I didn't have to.

Speaker 3 All right, it's getting a little heated in here.

Speaker 10 But Rolfus, can I ask you a question?

Speaker 7 Sure, again, I can beam you a signal, and maybe you can it's related.

Speaker 16 Okay, great, good.

Speaker 10 Ralphus,

Speaker 10 where'd you go?

Speaker 9 Ceesu said you weren't there for her, and I just want to know.

Speaker 2 Where'd you go?

Speaker 3 What was more important?

Speaker 3 Where did you go?

Speaker 7 I guess I was captured by a group of clits after the battle of the planet crusher crushers, and I infiltrated them, snapped a few necks, managed to infiltrate their society until I found the perfect opportunity to perform a rescue.

Speaker 7 You know, but now as I say it, I think you met emotionally, so I will say work.

Speaker 7 And that is what I thought was best at the time.

Speaker 9 And Sisu, let me ask you, was that the best thing?

Speaker 9 No, it wasn't.

Speaker 9 I've never seen you cry before. Well, that's because I never had pores before.
But the past couple months have been a little stressful.

Speaker 9 Yes, I have developed one pore pore that now sometimes cries tears.

Speaker 26 Well, the fact that you think a tear duct is a pore

Speaker 26 might give us some insight into your inability to connect.

Speaker 7 I'll give you that.

Speaker 7 You look incredibly smooth to me.

Speaker 7 Really, why wasn't I smooth at that wedding?

Speaker 7 Again, she laughed at my jokes. I don't know what else you want me to say about the tell me a joke.

Speaker 7 Okay, tell me a joke right now, and I will laugh at it.

Speaker 7 Hey, Greflex.

Speaker 2 Um, yes, Ralph.

Speaker 2 Why did the Flizzbot

Speaker 2 stop at the meteor?

Speaker 2 I don't know, Ralphus.

Speaker 19 Why did the Flizzbot stop at the meteor?

Speaker 19 Um,

Speaker 19 well, uh, it was because it's in its programming.

Speaker 19 It was, you know, programmed to do that.

Speaker 1 You know, Rolf.

Speaker 26 Yeah, I can't say I've heard of a FlizzBot, but uh, you want me to do that?

Speaker 9 Okay, I know what you're going for, and it's not working.

Speaker 8 Let me tell you, right? Hold on, hold on, let me try again.

Speaker 2 Rothus, why don't you let Grieflax talk for just a second?

Speaker 3 Okay, um

Speaker 2 understand it's important to you to feel validated.

Speaker 16 Yeah,

Speaker 16 yeah, I'm still funny.

Speaker 3 But look around you right now.

Speaker 2 Is Martha from the wedding still here?

Speaker 15 No,

Speaker 15 no, she's she's dead.

Speaker 2 She's dead.

Speaker 2 And who is right next to you?

Speaker 2 My wife. Your wife? Sisu Kundu.

Speaker 27 Sisu Kundu. Well, ex-wife.
Ex-wife, maybe wife.

Speaker 5 Sisukundu. And Sisu.

Speaker 4 Who's standing next to you?

Speaker 7 A Bargie's refrigerator? No.

Speaker 7 You always do great work, Zalcatron 5000.

Speaker 7 Thank you.

Speaker 3 Okay, that's that wasn't who I was asking about.

Speaker 4 Other side. Oh,

Speaker 4 my um

Speaker 4 former partner in business and in pleasure

Speaker 4 Rufus.

Speaker 5 That's right.

Speaker 2 Two of you have found your way back to each other.

Speaker 4 Because we are headed back, back in time, to this classic love song called Turn Back the Clock.

Speaker 4 And we're clear. Oh, man, talk about the airwave hogs, right?

Speaker 13 Deeve, not to get on your case about this, but I think you should be screening these calls.

Speaker 13 You know, listen,

Speaker 13 I apologize. I got another one coming in right now.
I promise it is not those two. Okay.

Speaker 15 Well,

Speaker 13 I'd love to hear it. Thanks, Dave.
Count me in.

Speaker 13 Back in five, four, three, two.

Speaker 2 You know, sometimes the shorter songs are the best songs.

Speaker 4 And that was the case with Turn Back the Clock.

Speaker 18 But we've got a new caller on the line.

Speaker 17 Caller, you're on with Grieflex.

Speaker 7 It's Grieflex.

Speaker 17 What's going on? Can you play you broke my heart and you broke my other heart?

Speaker 3 Absolutely, we can, call her, but who's it for?

Speaker 5 And who are you?

Speaker 5 I done mucked up real bad this time.

Speaker 5 Hello.

Speaker 5 Can you hear us? Are we back? Can you hear us? We changed frequencies. I think we're back on.

Speaker 5 Again,

Speaker 5 we are in an undisclosed part of space.

Speaker 7 Yes. I sent out distress boots.

Speaker 7 I do not know how this happened. I do not know.
I was on the line with that weird guy, and now it's these these two again.

Speaker 5 Deeve, it's all right. It's all right.

Speaker 3 I can tell that Rolfus and Sisu,

Speaker 5 well, we haven't done this in a while, but we're going to have to go deep with Greeflax.

Speaker 2 And that means it's time for Greeflax's deep questions.

Speaker 2 Now, Rolfus and Sisu, I'm going to ask you five questions about your relationship.

Speaker 9 And if you're willing to go deep,

Speaker 3 I think that's where you'll find the love. Are you willing to go deep? It's for you, in case any sort of trying

Speaker 3 to get it.

Speaker 9 Any love more of a metaphorical location.

Speaker 6 Are you willing to go deep with me, Rolfus? I mean, at this point, any sort of location would be welcome.

Speaker 5 Fantastic.

Speaker 2 First question goes to Rolfus.

Speaker 12 Rolfus,

Speaker 10 if Sisu were to disappear,

Speaker 10 what would you do?

Speaker 10 Well, I think I'd probably assemble a Cracker Jack team to scour. We go quadrant by quadrant, check every perimeter, searching for her.

Speaker 9 So, it's Ralphus safe to say that

Speaker 4 you can't give Sisu up. Oh, that's the question.
Yes, right, yes. Excellent.

Speaker 2 And Sisu, the second question goes to you. What is Rolfus's worst quality and then

Speaker 11 his best?

Speaker 11 Wow. Um,

Speaker 11 well, I heard this already. I have a letter I've always wanted to send him, but I never did.

Speaker 11 I just might as well read from it.

Speaker 11 Rolf is your worst quality.

Speaker 11 Is your narcissism?

Speaker 11 Your belief that you're the only one that matters when things get not so typed?

Speaker 11 You're

Speaker 11 avoidant when the going gets rough. You think of things in the worst way.
Then you like to pretend it happened when it already didn't without giving it a chance.

Speaker 7 We're on five bad things. We haven't.

Speaker 7 Supposed to just. Sorry to interrupt, but that's fine.

Speaker 5 That's okay, dear.

Speaker 5 And you're not funny, honestly.

Speaker 7 Like, you know jokes. I understand you're telling them, but they don't.

Speaker 2 Sisu, I think we've got the worst characteristics covered.

Speaker 4 So why don't you tell me his best characteristics?

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 7 Let me just find that one.

Speaker 7 Okay. Rolfus, I.

Speaker 7 I love you.

Speaker 7 Wow. Oh, wait, that's not that's not a positive thing about him, right? Yeah.

Speaker 7 It's not really a quality. If it's in the pro econ list, that could honestly be a pro or a con, depending on how

Speaker 5 okay, deep. All right.
Okay, here is a pro.

Speaker 5 You know where we are at all times.

Speaker 2 You know, sometimes when we go deep,

Speaker 19 it's tough, right?

Speaker 3 Can get a little heavy.

Speaker 4 So sometimes it's nice for a commercial break, isn't it?

Speaker 9 Let's go to one now, and I'll see you on the other side.

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Speaker 1 And you're back.

Speaker 2 Now, normally on the Green Flax Hour, we talk to dozens of callers from all over the galaxy.

Speaker 26 But tonight, we found an extra thorny one. So we're digging in here with Rolfus and Sisu.

Speaker 7 It's late at night. It's good box.

Speaker 2 Now, Rolfus, I want you to make one statement about your relationship with Sisu.

Speaker 18 A we statement that you are going to make come true

Speaker 2 in the future. Okay.

Speaker 2 We

Speaker 2 will

Speaker 2 never again get shot out of the butthole of an imploding evil black hole via the power of this incredibly swole being.

Speaker 2 I promise you that

Speaker 10 see

Speaker 27 he said that, and he meant it.

Speaker 2 Okay, the next question is for you. Imagine the star you're closest to has gone supernova.
You have 10 seconds to tell Rolfus how you feel before you're both atomized forever.

Speaker 28 You're 10 seconds start.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 28 I actually did a rev talk about this subject.

Speaker 7 I didn't use the name Rolfis,

Speaker 7 but it was for you.

Speaker 14 I don't know if you watched it.

Speaker 7 That's 10 seconds.

Speaker 2 That's all the time we have. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And I want you to remember that.
Now, the final question.

Speaker 10 The final question goes to both of you. Okay.

Speaker 4 And the question is.

Speaker 15 Do you want to be together?

Speaker 15 what i mean that is a what that is a question

Speaker 7 definitely a question that you have asked will you choose each other tonight

Speaker 7 yes yes i will

Speaker 7 roll fuss you go first i just said yes you weren't listening you didn't that's the thing you don't listen

Speaker 4 she never listens rofus i hear you but Cecil,

Speaker 2 what's your choice?

Speaker 3 Do you want to be with Rolfus?

Speaker 4 Will you choose him right now?

Speaker 4 Rolfus, it's difficult for me to just say yes.

Speaker 15 What holds you back, Sisu?

Speaker 15 I don't need a Rolfus to be a Sisu.

Speaker 15 But at the same time, I need a Rolfus.

Speaker 26 It sounds to me like you don't need a Rolfus to be a Sisu.

Speaker 26 But you do need a Rolfus to be

Speaker 26 you.

Speaker 26 Wow.

Speaker 26 It's like you took the words out of my mouth. Do you just kind of say whatever.

Speaker 26 What's your deal?

Speaker 10 Yeah, you know what? What's Greenflax's deal?

Speaker 10 Can we ask you a question?

Speaker 18 Go right ahead. I know we've been focusing on many things here, but your energy with your producer

Speaker 18 is off the charts. There's some heat there.

Speaker 18 Oh.

Speaker 13 Deeve, are you getting that vibe? I don't know. I don't.
I don't know.

Speaker 13 I don't know.

Speaker 13 I don't know.

Speaker 13 I don't know.

Speaker 13 I don't know.

Speaker 4 Deeve, is there something you're not telling me?

Speaker 4 Uh-huh. You?

Speaker 4 Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 4 I don't know.

Speaker 10 Hey, Deeve, I want you to look into my eyes.

Speaker 10 Tell me something you do know.

Speaker 18 Uh

Speaker 18 uh

Speaker 18 uh Grifflex, uh

Speaker 18 you know, I may

Speaker 24 I may just be a sentient oscillator whose only purpose is to interact with audio equipment,

Speaker 7 but uh I do know that working on the Grieflex hour with Grieflex has been the honor of my life, and uh yeah, maybe it took these two weirdos to show me that

Speaker 7 again. We are lost, we would really appreciate it

Speaker 7 again.

Speaker 9 Supplies are dwindling Ralphus Sisu, I'm going to ask you to just hold tight for one second.

Speaker 2 I've got to say something to my producer, Deve.

Speaker 6 Deeve?

Speaker 6 Well,

Speaker 2 maybe it's crazy, but

Speaker 2 I think we ought to give it a shot.

Speaker 2 Really?

Speaker 3 I've been watching you for...

Speaker 3 Well, I guess I don't even remember how long.

Speaker 17 And if you weren't there,

Speaker 4 I guess I don't know what I'd do. So

Speaker 27 I'm dedicating this next one to you,

Speaker 15 Deeve.

Speaker 2 And this song is a reference tone used to determine your position in the galaxy.

Speaker 4 But first, I'm gonna hang up on these scholars so I can dedicate this to D and D alone.

Speaker 7 I can't believe you hung up again.

Speaker 21 We're never gonna find our way home.

Speaker 13 But at least...

Speaker 13 at least we'll be together. Ralph is

Speaker 13 Sisu.

Speaker 13 Ralph is

Speaker 13 Sisu. Ralphus.

Speaker 9 Wait, you guys... you're holding hands.

Speaker 9 Yes.

Speaker 25 Wow. We.

Speaker 25 We're back together.

Speaker 14 We're back together. Also, we accidentally super glued our hands together.

Speaker 12 Yeah. How do you why would you even have that out?

Speaker 14 Yeah, why would we have that out, Rolfus?

Speaker 25 This is not on me. Rolfus, your other hand is against the wall.

Speaker 14 Yeah. Yeah, he's stuck there too.

Speaker 25 Huh. Now, if you excuse me, I'd like to make out with my ex-wife stuck against this wall.

Speaker 14 Well, I have to do the next shift here with Flex, so I guess we're gonna.

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Speaker 6 Huh.

Speaker 7 Why are you stuck to the wall?

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Speaker 7 Is that just what's going to end? Yeah.

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Speaker 20 Well, it's about time we heard from another caller.

Speaker 17 Deeve, who have we got on the line?

Speaker 32 We got Sean on line one.

Speaker 28 Fantastic.

Speaker 10 Sean, you're on with Greeflax on the Greeflax hour.

Speaker 17 What's going on?

Speaker 31 Oh, hey, Grieflax,

Speaker 32 longtime listener, first time caller.

Speaker 22 Thank you very much.

Speaker 32 And Deez, I just got to say I'm such a huge fan. And I'm actually an aspiring...

Speaker 31 Deve, it's Deve.

Speaker 32 And Deeve, I got to say I'm such a huge fan, and I'm an aspiring audio wizard myself.

Speaker 32 But I was actually looking to tell some people that they really hurt my feelings and if there's like a song you can play.

Speaker 32 Yeah, I I have these co-workers who I really love and

Speaker 32 we actually run our own internet radio show sort of.

Speaker 22 Okay.

Speaker 32 Again, big fan aspiring to be just like you guys yeah, you guys are like, it's like crazy I get to talk to you right now, but anyway, you know, we were doing an ad and I asked about whether or not we got any samples of

Speaker 32 of you know the stuff we we do ads for because there's like this like uh you know one of those food delivery companies and sure you know sometimes they give us stuff and well to all you listeners out there in listener land well sometimes the products we advertise on the show we

Speaker 32 we do get a complimentary copy that's true no I I wanted to try these Memphis style meatballs that the company does and they said that they took the you know the product for themselves which is fine but then they like wouldn't even give me the offer code and then they made a whole joke about it, and none of my friends will tell me what the discount code is.

Speaker 32 So yeah, if there's just like a song you could play to let them know that, you know, they really hurt my feelings, but it's okay. And, you know.

Speaker 20 Well, I think I've got a song in mind, Sean, but first, let me ask you.

Speaker 27 It hurts, doesn't it, when someone you thought was a friend maybe doesn't treat you like a friend should.

Speaker 32 It does. You know, I try to put on a strong face and let these things roll off my back.
But I also, you know, I've been trying to stand up for myself a little more.

Speaker 27 That's good, Sean.

Speaker 15 Yeah. And

Speaker 28 before I play my song, what would you say to those friends of yours if they were here right now?

Speaker 32 Well, I would say, Adam, Steph, I know it was just in good fun, but you really did hurt my feelings when you made a joke about me not getting Memphis-style meatballs.

Speaker 28 Well, I hope they hear that, Sean, and I hope they listen to you. But in the meantime, here's a dedication to Steph and Adam.

Speaker 18 You did me wrong, I kid you not, by the one and only Jordan Bakorkin.

Speaker 29 Green Chef was pretty good,

Speaker 31 right, Eldon?

Speaker 22 That was delicious.