408: Brihx or It Didn’t Happen [ft. Oscar Montoya]

It is a time of chaos.

Without a ruler, the galaxy is paralyzed by lawlessness, unrest, and of course, the colossal all wheat.

Which looks like if the sun were goth.

Now, Captain Dar and their intrepid crew must survive the looming threats, reunite a fractured galaxy, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

This

is Mission to Sink.

Uh, hey, Black.

Yeah, what is it, Captain?

I

just wanted to ask, because I feel so good right now.

I feel like calm and at ease.

Really?

I just, yeah, I've just darn, that's great.

You know, I now get anxious about feeling calm, but I was gonna say, I've really noticed a change in you these last couple weeks.

I feel like you're really growing into your role as captain.

I mean, I don't want to toot my own horn, but I do have a new horn.

Um,

hey, that's really nice.

Ah, thank you.

Captain Doring have an incoming transmission from temporary emergency emissarial negotiations, missions, operations manager Nermit Bundaloi.

Hey there!

Hey, Nermit.

Hey, guys.

You started calling earlier than you normally do.

Yeah, usually we have a little time to ourselves.

Yeah, we usually have sort of some jucking around before you call.

I mean, I would have no idea what you were doing before I called.

That's too funny.

Yeah, no, you called already.

Oh, oh, okay.

I was just going to show you something up to.

We'll have to do that another time.

I was calling because, uh, let's see, rendering, rendering, rendering.

Done.

Okay, uh, guys, I just finished editing Sisu Gundu's exciting new campaign ad.

What do you mean, campaign ad?

Well, you know, Sisu Gundu is on a mission to unify the galaxy.

Oh, we know that.

And she realized that she's amazing.

Once it became clear that IQQ was planning a rival and much dirtier unification,

I have to say, I have been loving his ads.

Yeah, I mean, they're entertaining.

They are spicy.

Those who are mechanical will be put to work.

Those who are organic, also shoulder-to-shoulder sex work.

But know that I respect you and call you sex workers.

That is all.

I believe in this endorsement and I believe in Rod.

I'm IQ and I approve this and Sash.

I like what he's like, I approve of this massage.

No, not a pixelation.

Very pixelated.

Yeah, but I have an imagination, so we all know what's under there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

AJ doesn't.

Huh?

She realized that there's competition out there.

This is a campaign.

Yeah.

And you need a campaign ad.

And you agreed to make it for for her?

Yeah, I've downloaded some video editing software.

Plus, Dale was the video editor before, right?

Yeah.

Oh, I see.

Guilt forced you to take the job.

Yeah, that's her.

Oh, see, she.

People are still in mourning about that.

That was an outtake.

I had hit plays.

That was in the video?

It was going to be.

Yeah, you got to take that out.

No, that's kind of

all right, and play.

Hi, I'm Sisu Gundu.

As you know, I am hoping to unify the galaxy, to bring it to the peaceful,

serene.

Should we do another take?

Oh, shoot, I get it.

You know what?

This is the rough guy.

This is the rough guy.

My back itches.

Oh, gosh.

Hang on, hang on.

Let me...

Oh, oh, that was Final V4.

Final V5.

You need a better naming system, yeah.

Yes, children, yes.

Hi, I'm Sisu Gundu, and now I'm trying to bring bring the universe together again under the Sisu Gundu reign.

That's not that word.

Maybe, you know, we're working on it.

Final V5?

Are you sure it was Final V5?

This is the final V5.

Oh, no!

You know, the thing about me is I'm all about living in a world of harmony.

Yes, puppies.

Oh, so many puppies and the elderly.

Wow.

Hi, George and Spaggle.

He's a good friend of mine.

Just the one camera.

Yeah, no cutaway, George.

You just, well, there was no George in Spaggle.

At the end of the day, it's all about bringing people together.

I'm Sisu Kundu, and I approve of this message.

What the juck?

Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, no, this is Sisu and

actually Sisu Nermit, we are jucked.

We are simply, utterly, a thousand percent jucked.

Let me say that word until you clearly understand it slowly ju-uh-ucked.

We thought that slime ball IQQ was the only one running, and it was like, fine.

No one's gonna vote for him.

His ads are pixelated.

What is he trying to hide anyway?

Genitals.

Oh, really?

What's going on?

Surely, I don't care.

There's a whole crew's here.

Hello.

Oh, wow.

Everyone looks amazing.

Dar, that suit really suits you.

Oh, yeah, I got a horn.

Okay, great.

Watch this piece of jucking juckin's

hey there folks i'm ted ranka you might know me as the ceo of ranka cybernetics corporation i did but i built that corporation out of the back of my parents house all right so if you're looking for a guy to rebuild the whole galaxy you better turn to me old ted ranka who's not afraid to roll up his sleeves and do a little hard work

If there's anyone who can sit down and talk straight Garfon with the Hall Wheat, it's old Ted Ranka.

Ted Party!

Ted Party!

Ted Ted Ted Ted Ted Tori!

Ted Tari!

Ted Tori!

Ted Ted Ted Ted Ted Tari!

Isn't that fun?

I did that myself.

I'm Ted Ranka, and you bet I approve of this pizza.

Wow.

Did you see that?

That's terrible news, Ted Ronka.

What a green!

His hair looked amazing.

Ted Ronka is a kajazalian crooner.

Yeah, and also, I mean, there's a Ronka droid in basically every household in the galaxy, right?

I didn't even say anything about the all wheat, and that's what this is all about.

Right.

Also, he so fit.

He's also got a little bit of a gut, though.

You know, like enough that you're like, oh, you're like,

that's like a yacht gut.

Maybe I should get a gut.

Maybe that's what I do.

Maybe I should become more approachable, huh?

Nermit, approach me.

I was gonna assign the mission to go to go to police.

That's garbage.

It doesn't even matter anymore.

Wow.

New mission.

We need to make me be liked.

Mission accomplished.

We need something that makes me different from the other two people running.

Nermit, you need to get a crew of whomever out

of the coolest planet and just get me some coolness.

That's what's going to make me stand out and be more approachable.

Done, consider it.

Done, cool people.

Okay, yeah.

All right, Sisu Gundu, I will not let you down.

I will assign that mission.

Oh, uh, hey, sorry to interrupt, but I'm going somewhere right now, and you're coming with me.

No, Bargie, could you turn the hollow back on?

Actually, we were in the middle of a conversation.

This is a very important mission.

Oh, Bargie is assigning the message.

Okay.

And I have an outgoing route, and we're going to

go to Moon Straight Life.

Alright.

We're going to Bricksville.

Bricksville?

Bargie?

The theme park?

Yeah.

Bargie, you have to do a development do with Bricks?

Whoa.

Wait, I'm so sorry.

Who is this person that we're all so testing?

Dar.

Darn, Dar.

What?

Dar, even I know who Bricks is.

Bricks is iconic.

Even Horse Hat knows who Bricks is.

Yeah, I mean, Dar, you become a parent and immediately you're out of touch?

Wow, wow, wow.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'm still cool.

Look at these epaulettes.

Look at this horn that I have.

Watch, see?

Listen, Dar.

I mean, I will say this with all due respect.

Horn music generally is just considered very old-timey.

Uh-huh.

But maybe it was.

Okay, you know what?

Anyway, Bricksville is the theme park planet that celebrates the very famous pop artist who dances psychophiend.

I'll tell you that.

Brix.

Oh, man.

Brix's choreography is

again, I don't know a ton of words, but iconic.

Yeah, iconic again.

But you're right, you're right.

Oh, yeah.

They teen magazine.

Whenever they do a feature on bricks, I'm just mesmerized.

Like, her moves, her lyrics, man, guilty pleasure.

I love Bricks.

Nothing could be ashamed of it.

I saw a Hollow of a Bricks concert where, like, the entire audience, the entire audience, was doing the exact dance move this Bricks was doing.

Everyone, the count on your favorite album right now.

One, two, three.

Dari, you haven't heard any of these?

No, no, no, no.

No, no.

Captain Dar, you've never heard this song.

I'm building U-bricks.

Five bricks.

Changing your stuff in my innovation.

I'm changing u-bricks.

Yeah.

Change for me, change for me.

Change for me, change for me.

You've never heard that song.

Changing

I caught it.

Whoa, look at this bridge.

Look at it.

Man.

I mean, I gotta say, I've actually always kind of wanted to visit Brixland.

Are you kidding me?

I don't know.

It always felt like it was

rock, man.

What do you want me to drop you?

I'm gonna end my meeting.

I want to do a ball.

I want to go to Bricksland or

fantasy Brixland.

AJ wants to do the rides.

I don't want to go to Pioneer Bricks.

I'd love to catch a live show.

Wait, who's this person's face that's everywhere?

That's Rock.

Captain Carr.

That's Bricks.

Oh.

Captain, you're really pulling a papa right now.

I

know.

Wow, that horn really makes me look like control.

So, which bricks is that one?

On that record?

No,

that is bricks.

She's not a brick.

Brix is a single person.

B-R-I-H-X.

But that bricks look so different from the other bricks on the roller coaster.

Right, Brix is constantly changing her loot.

That's what makes her an icon.

That feels very confusing.

Are you okay?

Fine.

Bricks is constantly changing me.

Problem with your body.

Is it my helmet?

Uh-huh.

Alright, everybody, you get out.

Today's a big day for Bargie.

If this actually happens for me, everything is high in the sky.

Bargie, I don't know much about development, but I'm almost positive that it will happen.

Thank you.

Yeah.

And Bargie,

let us know.

It would be great if we could get to meet Bricks just for a second.

Just get a picture with her.

Alright, I'll bring up that.

Bricks, we have a

Look at these toilets.

Yeah, they're nice toilets.

Wow, look, there's Bricks Pavilion.

Look at that.

I've never seen a stage this big.

Wow.

Yeah, that must see like 30,000 people.

Excuse me.

Wait.

Excuse me.

Welcome.

It's charged at Divine.

You're in my way.

Can I bring you another coffee?

Please, go, Scats, cats.

Excuse me, please.

Excuse me.

Oh my goodness.

Chacha was a you were huge fans.

Excuse me?

So are you the Bricks?

I'm not Bricks.

I'm Cha-Cha.

Oh, okay.

Chacha Divine.

And who are you?

I'm AJ384.

Wait a second.

That sounds familiar.

Are you...

Were you ever in...

Guilty.

Clint Sing?

That's right.

I was 2884.

You were the bad boy.

Yeah, I was the bad boy.

Oh, between you and me, the best dancer of the group.

Well, we call it tactical footwork, but still.

I rapped in the middle of the song.

I didn't sing as much.

Oh, my gosh.

Well, is this your new boy band?

Is this your new group?

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, are you still the bad boy in this group?

Yeah.

Anyways.

Yes, sir.

AJ, how do you know Cha-Cha Devana?

When I was coming up in Clintsink,

we were, you know, choreographing some of our songs, and we ended up, like, killing a crew of space pirates and taking their crew, and we were able to pay for Cha-Cha to come and choreograph.

It was incredible.

Wow.

Yeah.

Cha-cha, I can't believe you remember my name.

It's unbelievable.

Yes, of course.

Captain Dart, Cha-Cha is bricks's choreographer yes guilty guilty yeah yeah yes man you taught us some incredible moves where it was just like a little bit of like

seven

top and over out grape line grape pipe swabble ton do and lay out

wow my goodness some tactical footwork did you know

this is my new crew

oh we do missions and stuff

We go to different planets and people usually yell at us when we leave.

Well, not unlike the show business, my friend.

That's right, Chacha.

You look amazing.

Oh, you know.

This is Captain Darr, the captain of our ship.

Hello.

Ooh.

Your handshake is very cold.

Oh, I'm very nervous, actually.

I just, I don't really speak this language.

I don't know what a Bricks is.

Sorry.

Quick, your favorite Bricks song now.

Black Will is your favorite Bricks.

Black was your favorite song?

Same choice, the safe choice.

Bricks by Bricks.

Unimpeachable choice.

Unimpeachable choice is my favorite song.

Bricks by Bricks.

Wow, that is a deep cut.

You must be a Bricks Super fan.

Oh, yeah.

Please.

Let me extend the favor.

Follow me.

That was amazing.

Where did you throw Unimpeachable choice?

Unimpeachable choice.

I mean, it was released for about a week and then pulled back.

I didn't know anyone heard that song.

It's backstage in the pavilion, the curtains dream.

Oh, wow.

Here's better coffee we had that other intern fired.

Thank you.

Here, this coffee is for you.

Now you're fired.

Go away.

Oh, my goodness.

Wow.

Wow, at least you gave me coffee.

Classic, Cha-chan.

Oh, this coffee's delicious.

Thank you.

It wasn't for you, intern.

Oh, shoot.

I.

I welcome you to Brix's chamber.

Huh?

We are in Brix's best room.

We're in Brix's best room.

That guy.

That guy.

Brix, I mean, it must be so hard to hear so many compliments about you all the time, right?

Oh, um, you can't directly address Brix.

Oh, Captain Dar, all due respect, but for real.

Okay, that's enough of that now.

Brix, aren't.

Yeah, Brix is just sort of staring in the mirror right now, just sitting still.

Well, that's part of her process.

Brix has to get ready for a show.

Right, right, right.

Every artist must come face to face with themselves in order to make art.

You understand?

Yes, of course.

I, you know, fancy myself a bit of a

dancer.

Oh, really?

Oh, just a touch.

Touch.

Classically trained.

Well, what do you do?

Show me some things.

Well, I mean, okay.

Stop right now.

What brings you here?

We're just visiting Brixville.

We've always wanted to visit, but, you know, we're actually the crew of the Bargerian Jade, and she's here meeting with Brix's people, I think.

Bargie?

I haven't heard of her in a long, long time.

Well,

that's not uncommon.

What's she up to now?

She's in development now.

Yeah.

No, it's not a backwards move at all.

It's a move forward.

She's taking a step away from acting.

Yeah, it's not a step back.

It's a step away.

Yes, yeah.

Just a side.

Step away.

Yes, very healthy.

I understand.

You know, Bricks sometimes talks about stepping back or stepping away as well, but you know, we can't have that.

We can't.

We just simply cannot.

Right.

The world demands bricks.

The galaxy demands it.

And they shall have bricks.

What?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

We're ready to practice the new choreography as other dancers.

Whoa, look at these backup dancers.

They're so tall.

Yes, yes.

My 200 dancers.

So many legs.

Would you like to sit in in a rehearsal?

Absolutely.

Wow, absolutely.

Wow.

I was worked so hard, but they fell off doing what I love.

Maybe

2884, if you want to be my

dancer.

What?

Okay, I think it broke my elbow.

We're back at 200 then.

Alright, everyone.

Follow me.

A five, six, one, two, three, four.

Just watch the picky.

Pull my arm back all the way.

Pull it back further.

And the arm is all the way back.

Oh, but it's so sexy.

Go and then release.

That one dancer got all tangled up in themselves.

Untangled now.

Wow.

Dude, pose.

Look at me.

Look at me.

You're doing it, AJ.

Look at Vernon.

Look at me.

All right, everyone.

Oh, I think that's good enough.

Let's take a little watcher break.

Hey, CJ3.

Yep, Captain.

Have you ever seen dancers pick up choreography that quickly?

No, that was.

I don't like watching Captain.

I was almost there.

I almost feel like I could do it.

Yeah,

sorry, what's happening over here in this corner?

Oh, it's just we were just talking about how impressive it is that your dancers can just pick up on choreography in one take.

What are you trying to say?

I just would have assumed even a professional dancer would take, you know, at least a few hours to learn choreography in that kind of thing.

I'm just saying, you just keep your eyes on Chacha, and then your brain sort of like smooths over and all you can see is Chacha and you're just like like Chacha becomes part of you.

Enough!

Stop it!

Oh, don't look at my bows!

Wow.

Oh, yeah, you bow.

Fine, I confess it all.

What?

Oh, my goodness, fine, you cordered me to a wall.

I must tell you everything.

Dancers, please retire for the evening.

Do I go or no?

AJ.

No, AJ, you say.

Oh, my goodness, are you for 119, the sweetheart?

No, I'm 2884, the pad boy.

Ah, so it brings me to this.

What?

You found me out.

What?

We weren't looking for anyone.

You can't tell anyone about my disco tech.

Your what?

Disco tech?

Disco tech?

Disgotech.

This belt that I have.

It's called a disco tech.

Yeah, yeah, that's an iconic piece of cha-cha bricks

fashion.

Well, well, well, you've gone to the bottom of my mystery, haven't you?

Wait, what?

You silly little explorers.

And one very good dancer.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Whoa, I thought

you were a drink.

Oh, thank you.

You know, we're all hoopers here.

Am I really a dancer?

No, I'm not.

Good job.

Detectives.

Wait, what what are you then?

Because you're actually a very good dancer.

I'm a.

In actuality, I'm a

scientist.

A robotic scientist.

What?

This belt, you see, is a mind-altering machine.

I'm hypnotizing them.

Are you happy now?

I mean, not so much happy as I just feel validated for never being into any of this.

But some of it's because you're not cool, right?

Okay.

Wait, so does that mean that Brix is also a scientist?

Brix is a.

You know, like Bricks is.

Let me show you Brix.

Howdy, partner.

Make sure you leave time to check out Pioneer Brick Clan Gideo.

Brix is nothing more than than a

robot.

A robot I developed.

I don't like the turn this is taken.

He's a little

eccentric here.

So, wait, Brix is just like a robot friend?

No, AJ.

Brix is just like super pop star robot.

You guys are just like friends.

No, look, AJ, every time Cha-Cha moves his arm, Brix raises her arm.

Right, they're just like in sync because she's a pro.

Do I have to spell it out for you?

No.

I control Bricks.

I am Bricks.

Bricks is not even a robot.

It's a drone.

Like when Chacha's arms go like this, so do Brix's.

Exactly, yeah.

Like this.

You all know my secret.

I cannot let you escape.

Wait, what?

Uh.

Chacha.

Uh, uh, uh.

What?

What is it?

Uh, it's another intern.

Hi.

Oh my gosh, what do you want?

They all know you don't have to lie, just say it.

Well, Brix has a performance, so I must go.

Or I should say, we must go.

199 dancers stay here and finish the job.

Oh no!

Surround these people.

Oh no!

Dance them!

We're in the center of a dance.

We're in the center of a dance circle oh no

this is the worst stop is the worst

The dance is hard to surround it still.

That's right, Bricks and Joshua might be gone, but we're in big trouble, guys.

200 of us.

Well, actually, 199 of you.

Wait, hold on.

The dancers are surrounding us, but but Cha-Cha left.

You're not controlled by him anymore.

Oh, oh.

You can sort of do whatever you want.

No, you guys need to learn some new moves, in my opinion.

No,

no, HA, no.

No,

unimportant.

Maybe a little abyss.

Alright.

Whoa, uh

hey Pleck, hey C53, are you realizing how bad they all are at dancing?

My favorite modern dance.

Look what I can do with my hands.

The butterflies in space.

Yeah, I mean, when left to their own devices, they're so bad.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's not a dance.

We don't have a lot of time because if we all know Brix's music, and we all do,

that number's gonna be done soon, yeah.

If I'm able to point my looter close to a mirror, I may be able to use that optical effect to disrupt people.

Brix and Josh are coming back.

Oh no!

You really didn't take advantage of this.

No, dude, it's time.

Yes.

Oh, give me a towel, intern.

There you go.

Oh no, that's coffee.

You're fired.

Yeah, have thrown that coffee with a towel.

That intern should be fired.

I don't say that a lot.

That one we don't have sympathy for in this situation.

Wait a second.

What are you all still doing here, alive?

I thought my dancers stomped the hell out of you.

Actually, once you left, it belts up doing anything, and they kind of just returned to their kind of natural state.

Goodness, of course.

They put on like chunky sweaters.

Yeah, fine, you've defeated Cha-Cha Divine.

I surrender white flag.

I'm waving to and fro.

What short?

Hey, Chacha, I have one question to ask.

Yes.

So, does that mean that Bricks like writes her own music?

Or like,

you're

getting further.

I did it all.

It was me.

Oh, wow.

Chacha, why not just

be the pop star then?

Yeah.

Why?

Well, yeah.

Look at me.

Who would ever fall in love with a six-foot-three

blonde-haired blue-eyed troll like myself with glistening white teeth and a five o'clock shadow?

Hideous.

Oh, Cha-Cha, no.

Listen, Cha-Cha, we can't all be, you know, the ideal.

Yeah, I mean, look at Pleck.

Yeah.

And he still has confidence to keep doing what he's doing.

Yeah, I only have one eye.

It sort of mopes around a lot now, but

maybe it's time for me to let go of bricks.

Maybe I should start doing my own thing.

Yeah, Chacha, I mean, I hope you'll find some way to like, maybe, like, use your mind control and giant fame to like benefit the galaxy, but honestly, I can't think of a way off the top of my head.

So, AJ, we're wrapping up.

AJ, no, AJ, listen.

You actually make a really good point.

Yeah, I don't know what you're saying.

You know, Chacha, if you wanted to make a difference in the galaxy that wasn't just controlling an automaton that you built to rile up stadiums full of mesmerized fans.

Instead, you could rile up a base to get them to vote for a candidate in the next election.

Are you saying that Bricks should run for office?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

That's a brilliant idea, AJ.

That's exactly what I'll do.

It's the next logical step.

Bricks, the galactic sensation.

You know what I mean?

No.

I couldn't believe it was staring me right in the face.

That's totally what should happen.

Oh boy.

Oh, you have all changed my life so much.

Thank you.

I just want you to know that you have my vote.

I will vote for both you and Sisu.

That's not how

votes work.

I'm sorry, who is this Sisu person?

Oh, Sisu Gundu.

Yeah, yeah.

She was the leader of the rebellion against the Federated Alliance, and I guess she's sort of running against, you know, Ted Ronka and IQQ for leadership of the galaxy.

And against Sisu, I will do

a smear campaign.

Oh, my goodness.

Controversy after controversy against Sisu.

Ooh, I love it.

I'm voting for all of them.

I mean,

it can't be.

As many times as they'll let me.

As many times as they'll let me.

You don't want to run the galaxy.

I mean, it's a lot of work.

Yeah.

Also, Chacha, your legacy.

You know, you've built a pop music empire.

You're right.

Yeah, you built it bricks by bricks.

Yeah.

Nice one, Dor.

That's very good.

Dar gets it.

Yeah.

You know what I want?

What's that?

This is what I want.

I want to write a song for Sazu.

And that's a campaign song.

Sung by Bricks.

Oh?

Wait, wait.

Hold on.

What?

I want Bricks to endorse Sazu.

It's Sisu.

You've convinced me.

I'm going to write a song for Sazu.

Sas who?

Suz you.

It's actually space.

Oh, but Chacha Cha, come back.

Chacha, come back.

We'll do it.

Hold on.

Oh, wow.

Did you see how that chamber went off like a rocket?

Uh-huh.

Barge.

Hey, Barton.

Hey, Bart.

Hey, we're down here.

We're down here.

Stage left.

Um,

bad news is the Belt deal didn't have to.

Oh,

I thought those things are a sure thing.

Good news is.

What's the

good news?

I thought by the time I finished the bad news, something good would happen.

Oh,

RG, you gotta, you can't, you can't slice it.

Hold on, let's just wait for a second.

Maybe

it's just wait.

Hold for good news.

Hold it!

Hold it for good news!

How long are you gonna

take?

You know, Dar,

I think I owe you an apology.

Oh, sure, you can apologize to me for anything that you've done.

I gotta say, I thought you weren't cool, but turns out your species is genetically unaffected by hypnotic technology.

Which is

genetically very cool.

Yeah, objectively very cool.

Hmm.

Bargy, I was.

I'm sorry about your development.

You know, sometimes you just have to put yourself out there and be rejected.

The thing is, is I

can I admit something.

I don't know what I'm doing.

Oh no.

Bargie,

none of us really know what we're doing.

No.

Maybe the thing you're in development for is yourself.

You know, maybe you're working on you.

Yeah, okay, whatever.

The only thing that will make me cheer up is watching five clones dance.

What you, what you, what's what do you got?

What's that tablet?

Oh, yeah.

What are you doing over there, AJ?

I was just looking at some old

holos of uh, you know, just time gone by.

Yeah.

You know, AJ, maybe the greatest development is you.

Whoa, Bargie.

Oh, come on.

Papa, what?

AJ, are you watching?

Are you watching old Clint Sink videos?

Maybe.

Can we watch one?

Sure.

Why not?

I just have always kind of been curious as to, I didn't know there was still material out there.

Oh, yeah.

Which one do you guys want to watch?

Keep your heart on a swivel or let's do this or what?

I mean, what's your favorite one?

Personally, I love There's No One Like Me, because I'm not a clone.

Let's put up the clip.

Okay.

Well, it's not as good as the song that we sent Sisu and Nermit, but pretty good.

AJ, I think they're gonna like it.

Says who

says you.

The right person for this channel is someone named Tazu

Only Heritage.

Oh, juck my butt.

Well, that was just pure pop magic.

Now, coming up, the Jordan Bakorkin single, A New Sun's Rising, parentheses, honky-tonk rock,

close parentheses.

No!

What?

Why?

No!

This is Sea Red IT5, credits and attributions droid commencing outro protocol.

Plex Dexter was played by Alden Ford.

C-53 and Ted Ramka were played by Jeremy Benn.

Captain Darr was played by Allie Kokesh.

Barge of the Ship and Sisu Gundu were played by Mujan Zolfogari.

Teen Mom Narut Bundeloy was played by Seth Lind.

AJ was played by Winston Null.

Speaking of, don't forget to vote in Winston Madness, the bracket pitting 32 of Winston's past side characters against one another.

It was suggested by a fan as a joke, and we called their bluff.

Find the link on our Twitter at Mission2Zix.

Chasha Devine was played by special guest Oscar Montoya.

Oscar co-hosts the podcast Spanish Aki Presents and Inside the Disney Vault.

You can see him performing regularly at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Los Angeles and catch him every Sunday night on the Fox animated show, Bless the Hearts.

Bricks was played by Elta Finn.

This episode was edited by Seth Lynn with sound design and mixed by Shane O'Connell.

Theme music composed by Brennan Ryan and performed by famous Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra.

Original iconic bricks music was composed and performed by Shane O'Connell with lyrics improvised by Oscar Montoya.

Additional vocals by Alta Finn.

Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Palace in Brooklyn, New York, and Maximum Fun in Los Angeles.

Opening corn narration by Jeremy Crutchley.

Ship design for the Bargerian Jade by Eric Boyce.

Audio hosting by Simple Cass.

Mission to Ziggs is a proud member of the Maximum Fun Network.

One, two, one, two.

Hi, everybody.

My name is Justin McElroy.

I'm Sidney McRoy.

We're both doctors, and nope, just me.

Okay, well, Sidney's a doctor, and I'm a medical enthusiast, and we create Sawbones, a marital tour of misguided medicine.

Every week, I dig through the annals of medical history to bring you the wildest, grossest, sometimes dumbest tales of ways we've tried to treat people throughout history.

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How do you want it?

How do you like it?

Bricks by bricks.

Bricks.

How do you want it?

How do you like it?

Drop it quick.

That was amazing.

I would, I was messing with you.

These are going to be so good.

That was so good.

That's great.

Oh, bricks drop.

I've always wanted to die to this.

That's perfect.