404: Drama Not Found [ft. Timothy Dunn]

Speaker 2 It is a time of chaos.

Speaker 3 Without a ruler, the galaxy is paralyzed by lawlessness, unrest, and of course the colossal All Wheat,

Speaker 3 which looks like a flaming portal to a dimension of shit.

Speaker 3 Now, Captain Dar and their intrepid crew must survive the looming threats, reunite a fractured galaxy, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

Speaker 7 This

Speaker 8 is Mission to Zinx.

Speaker 9 Hey, AC53.

Speaker 10 Oh, boy.

Speaker 11 No, Dar, no, actually, Dar, you can.

Speaker 13 No, no, you're the captain. You should.

Speaker 14 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 15 I don't feel like I.

Speaker 13 No, no, no, Dar, please. I insist.

Speaker 16 Hey, I'm not. AC53.

Speaker 17 No, see, Dar, I told you.

Speaker 18 No, no, I know,

Speaker 19 and then I thought I was being gracious.

Speaker 17 And then I was

Speaker 13 like, I promise, I swear to you, I will.

Speaker 22 AC53. Yes, Brad.

Speaker 23 Now I just wanted her up.

Speaker 10 Why don't I take Dar's question first? What's going on?

Speaker 14 I was just curious.

Speaker 24 Do we know what the dress code is?

Speaker 10 The invitation has the dress code that says taupe only. Whoa.
So, whatever you want to do with that.

Speaker 13 I'm not sure I even know what that means.

Speaker 25 Sort of an off-life.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 26 I just, I want to make a good impression.

Speaker 10 Well, excellent.

Speaker 19 Now, uh, that being said, uh, do we think I can pull off this hat?

Speaker 10 Do you want my opinion from a cultural perspective or on a personal level?

Speaker 14 I want you to treat me like I have feelings.

Speaker 10 Then, sure, it's great.

Speaker 19 Thank you. That's what I needed to hear.

Speaker 23 I gotta say something. I'm real excited about this party we got invited to.
I'm very good at parties.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I noticed the bar is all stocked.

Speaker 27 The cooler's full of stuff.

Speaker 23 Yeah, in case there's any overflow, there's always the ships. Well, you guys do whatever it is that you do.
The ships, we always have fun.

Speaker 10 Yeah, there's sort of a second party for the ships. Right, Barnes?

Speaker 23 Oh, wow. So many memories of all the different parties I've had.
Inside of me, outside of me, and other ships.

Speaker 10 Well, is it fair to say that sometimes the ship party is the better party?

Speaker 23 Sometimes it can go horribly wrong.

Speaker 8 Oh, Tango Chip. I'm so sorry.

Speaker 28 Whoa, Whoa, like how?

Speaker 8 I don't know if she wants to talk with it.

Speaker 29 That sounds like I think she's kind of trailing off, so I think she wants to.

Speaker 13 Bargie, you know, Jim Jimnerard died aboard the Bargarian Jade. Was that because something went wrong or because something went? Two, right.

Speaker 23 Well, let's see Cliff.

Speaker 31 Hey, Jim, catch this tummy. All right.
Oh, is it full of flammable liquid? Hell yeah. All right.

Speaker 32 Technically, he caught it.

Speaker 23 See, that was actually a a very good party.

Speaker 10 Also, in an interview years before, that's exactly how Jim Jerry.

Speaker 23 Let's see, equip.

Speaker 31 So, Jim, really? For real? Yeah, baby. Throw a flammable liquid on me and watch me burn.
That's how I wanna go.

Speaker 13 I thought he was to have a sort of a metaphor, but...

Speaker 8 I think it was quite literal.

Speaker 28 Hey, I got a question. Yeah.

Speaker 29 So, um, Lizard's gonna be at the party, and uh.

Speaker 29 Yeah, right.

Speaker 28 And, uh, Sisu.

Speaker 20 So, yeah, Sisu's gonna be at the end of the day.

Speaker 10 Sisu's the only reason we're going at Is there gonna be dancing?

Speaker 13 Uh yeah, I mean, you know, it's a formal uh engagement.

Speaker 10 I think technically the class would be demi-formal. The tube only falls under the demi-formal calendar.

Speaker 13 Thank you, C53.

Speaker 20 That's very I've never been to a dance before.

Speaker 29 I've uh I had training where we were supposed to infiltrate a dance and then like find the most prominent person and assassinate them, but I've there was no dance.

Speaker 13 Well, but AJ, as part of your training, you learned to dance. You took dance classes.
It's part of your conditioning, right?

Speaker 17 No, it's not.

Speaker 29 No, I never danced.

Speaker 28 It was all tactical footwork.

Speaker 10 Okay, but what Name some of the tactical footwork.

Speaker 28 Flatball change, stepball change, shuffling to Balcazard.

Speaker 19 I forgot you and I both know how to tap dance.

Speaker 34 It's not tap dancing, it's tactical footwork.

Speaker 35 Let's say a little shovel off to Bathkazar.

Speaker 13 Wait, Dar AJ, how did you you just synchronized your moves exactly?

Speaker 29 Right, well, yeah, that's part of it. That's part of the tactical footwork.

Speaker 36 Oh, sounds good.

Speaker 29 Yeah, I thought, you know, I thought to keep my hands up like this.

Speaker 11 Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Wave them back and forth, fingers out as far as they'll go, blocking.

Speaker 2 Now, time's down!

Speaker 13 AJ, do you have like taupe armor to wear or something?

Speaker 28 Oh, yeah, I do. No problem.

Speaker 21 Whoa!

Speaker 36 Desert!

Speaker 37 Oh, you can control the color of your armor on your wrist. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 8 Wow.

Speaker 11 What other colors can you do?

Speaker 29 Pop up, got gamma you haven't even seen yet.

Speaker 10 Uh, yeah, clearly.

Speaker 29 Because it would, I would, you couldn't see me because of the camera.

Speaker 13 Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 29 She's got that loader droid, which has a blue collar, so

Speaker 10 yeah, this may not be suitable for a demi-formal.

Speaker 10 I'll find something.

Speaker 14 I have another hat if you'd like to wear it.

Speaker 25 No, thanks. Wait, but

Speaker 26 see,

Speaker 40 you told me earlier that you liked my hat, and I have another one.

Speaker 8 I think maybe that hat is just not for me.

Speaker 40 I just think it would be really, really fun if we matched.

Speaker 8 Sure, that's a fun idea.

Speaker 14 Yeah, here you are.

Speaker 8 Okay, I'll just put this under here.

Speaker 10 Look, you're not wearing that to the party.

Speaker 41 Because it would be a gross embarrassment to the entire crew if you did.

Speaker 8 Here, Papa, come on.

Speaker 13 Well, listen, I know I'm supposed to wear taupe, but like, I'm a Zemo knight.

Speaker 22 I have to wear, you know, incoming box of pants.

Speaker 8 Okay.

Speaker 23 Again, these are my box of pants that I have.

Speaker 13 Okay, Bargie, do you have a box of shirts or lasers?

Speaker 10 Okay.

Speaker 29 Probably fashion a shirt out of pants.

Speaker 23 As for tonight, I will be wearing a demi-revealing outfit.

Speaker 18 Oh, Bargie.

Speaker 12 Oh, Bargie.

Speaker 2 What was that clunk?

Speaker 8 Oh, the exterior flash shielding is detached.

Speaker 8 Wow, Bargie!

Speaker 2 Thank you.

Speaker 1 We need that later, I think.

Speaker 23 I'll get it back, but now.

Speaker 36 We have the oxygen tank.

Speaker 23 Just showing off my assets tonight.

Speaker 13 Okay, well, Bargie, I'm sure it looks really great. All I'm seeing is just that part of your hatch is now floating next to us.

Speaker 8 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10 Captain Dora, I have an incoming transition from temporary emergency emissions.

Speaker 36 Hey.

Speaker 28 Wow. Hi.

Speaker 46 Whoa, looking mostly good.

Speaker 17 Hey, Nermit.

Speaker 14 Oh, yeah, Nermit, don't worry. Plex's gonna change.

Speaker 13 Well, or I could be just the Zima who is there. Zimas don't change what they wear based on other people.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 13 I guess I'll rip a hole in the crotch of these pants and use that as a shirt.

Speaker 8 There you go, that's right.

Speaker 11 My head will go through. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that'll look real good. My head will go through the middle.

Speaker 1 Emphasis on the demi.

Speaker 13 You think anybody's gonna have a problem with the fact that my eye patch is black? Should I just go patchless for this one?

Speaker 10 You're gonna go free socket?

Speaker 46 Nah, I'd risk the patch.

Speaker 25 Okay, all right.

Speaker 23 I have some tiny pants.

Speaker 13 Wait, I'm gonna use these tiny pants to cover my eye.

Speaker 47 No, you're just tiny. There's a tiny pair of pants around your head.

Speaker 18 Okay.

Speaker 10 That's right.

Speaker 28 Alright.

Speaker 29 Yeah, looks jucked up.

Speaker 28 We look great.

Speaker 46 Crew, are we ready to go on a mission, not just with the normal attendees, but with Sisu Gundu herself?

Speaker 22 Let's do it.

Speaker 20 AJ's very excited.

Speaker 18 Wow.

Speaker 13 Listen, Nermit, I'm excited about this party, but can you remind me of exactly what we're doing there?

Speaker 37 I mean, I feel like we're the crew, you know, we have to.

Speaker 46 Well, in this case, you're an entourage.

Speaker 10 Oh, so we're sort of there to make Sisu look more important at this point.

Speaker 46 Absolutely.

Speaker 29 Even though Sisu can't go in alone, she could if she wanted to, but she's got it all.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 46 Sisu needs to roll deep, and that's us.

Speaker 14 Nermit, you are so right.

Speaker 19 This requires a much bigger hat.

Speaker 18 Oh, yes, that's the issue.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 19 And don't worry, I have one of these for everyone.

Speaker 8 Good.

Speaker 40 The Garpon plumage is honestly my favorite part.

Speaker 10 Yes, Garfon plumage on a hat.

Speaker 46 Where Manch goes, the galaxy follows.

Speaker 10 Yeah, famously.

Speaker 29 Wait, so the planet is going somewhere?

Speaker 8 No.

Speaker 29 And then all the other planets

Speaker 10 sort of bellweather. Where the galaxy is.

Speaker 29 Okay, yeah. Well, I definitely know what Bellwether is, so.

Speaker 8 Probably shouldn't have used that word.

Speaker 46 Attending this party as the crew representative of Sisu Gundu's power, organization, smarts, pizzazz.

Speaker 13 Pizazz?

Speaker 29 He's got pizzazz. Yeah.

Speaker 36 He's got a lot of pizzazz will set us on the course to galactic unification.

Speaker 8 Let's go to this. Let's go to this dance.

Speaker 29 And how do I- guys, how do I look?

Speaker 13 Is this a- I gotta say, Nermit, that little suit is

Speaker 10 tailored very well to your friend.

Speaker 29 Thank you.

Speaker 46 And guys, look underneath my sport coat here. You always gotta have the...

Speaker 46 A zag boys! Da-da-da-da-da.

Speaker 8 Wow.

Speaker 18 This is a taupe floral.

Speaker 13 It's all taupe. taupe flowers on a taupe background.

Speaker 28 I hate it. Can we say that?

Speaker 28 Line up for Alpha Jack.

Speaker 11 Okay, yes, that is tall. Thank you.
Thank you.

Speaker 20 That is tall. I know.
Thank you.

Speaker 7 That is tall.

Speaker 36 It's desert, but sure.

Speaker 7 Thank you. Yes, that is tall.
Thank you, Cassa. Found a pigment.

Speaker 7 That is half. Thank you.
And you?

Speaker 13 Interesting design.

Speaker 49 Very fashion forward.

Speaker 50 Thank you.

Speaker 51 Very damn eye.

Speaker 11 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 33 Whoa, what is your name?

Speaker 37 Uh, uh, Pleck, Plec Deck Center.

Speaker 51 Pleck Dex Center has one pushed over the area!

Speaker 7 Oh, that was very quick.

Speaker 11 Wow, hi, hello. I had money on you being getting last.

Speaker 7 I wasn't 100% sure.

Speaker 2 you were.

Speaker 24 I also can't believe that the hat didn't push me over the edge.

Speaker 51 As a reward, he will be giving the dance of the night.

Speaker 13 The dance of the night?

Speaker 11 Oh, wow. I guess it happened.

Speaker 17 You are so lucky.

Speaker 19 You get the solo.

Speaker 52 Alright, everyone, get in a triangle formation behind Miss Gundu, and we're going in.

Speaker 7 Now we do

Speaker 2 Cecil Gundu.

Speaker 14 Thank you. Hi.

Speaker 44 Yes.

Speaker 2 Oh, so good to see you.

Speaker 45 You look amazing.

Speaker 14 Jeffrey,

Speaker 33 your wife.

Speaker 53 Oh, Samanthor.

Speaker 45 You look great.

Speaker 45 Bradley, look at you and that cute face.

Speaker 37 Sisu's very good at connecting networks.

Speaker 35 Sorry about your children.

Speaker 52 Never seen hands more gladded.

Speaker 29 This place is really nice. Did anyone notice there are all these like camera bots?

Speaker 41 Yeah, a lot of camera bots.

Speaker 52 Apparently security or something.

Speaker 54 Sison, girlfriend, thank you so much for coming. coming.

Speaker 9 She looks gorgeous.

Speaker 42 Thank you. I have been living in an ice planet.

Speaker 9 Your skin looks great.

Speaker 42 Thank you. No pour.

Speaker 55 See, go in.

Speaker 27 Go in.

Speaker 56 I'm going in.

Speaker 27 Go in. Do you see any? None.
None.

Speaker 11 Good for you. Thank you.
Thank you so much. Thanks for coming.

Speaker 54 This means so much.

Speaker 57 And thanks for bringing all your little friends too.

Speaker 54 Have you been to Manch before?

Speaker 58 This is your first time.

Speaker 42 I used to summer here with you who would not be named.

Speaker 6 You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 4 Drama, yeah.

Speaker 54 Can you name him, though?

Speaker 15 No.

Speaker 19 Okay.

Speaker 42 I'm all about building bridges and moving forward.

Speaker 54 You know, that's a really admirable thing.

Speaker 56 I'm the opposite.

Speaker 54 I sort of like tearing people down and...

Speaker 42 Well, I'm going to go around and schmoozy-boozy, but here's my crew.

Speaker 42 Let them be your crew for the night.

Speaker 55 Oh, I was wondering who won dance of the evening.

Speaker 9 Oh, welcome.

Speaker 54 Oh, thank you for coming. Thank you so much for coming.

Speaker 9 I'm glad you go.

Speaker 56 Oh, look at your pant outfit.

Speaker 61 How fun is that?

Speaker 13 Well, you know, I just thought I'd go for it, you know?

Speaker 17 And your little hat.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 14 Sometimes I say the hat is wearing me.

Speaker 55 Okay, I say that too.

Speaker 20 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 11 All right, have fun, crew.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 15 Don't go in the pool. It's not hated.

Speaker 14 Traystagram, this is your house?

Speaker 54 Oh, well, it's mine and my husband's.

Speaker 17 Sure, sure. Yes, that makes sense.
Right.

Speaker 54 But I do live here, yes.

Speaker 1 It is beautiful.

Speaker 54 Thank you so much. Oh, now I know you're all fans.
We just put that to the side. You've all seen our show, I know.

Speaker 2 Yes,

Speaker 28 wait, no, no, what show?

Speaker 2 Hey, Jay, you're just playing just.

Speaker 1 Oh, I love how coy you're being.

Speaker 54 The real house husbands of Manch.

Speaker 1 Sure. What's the house husbands of manch?

Speaker 54 So it's a reality show, unscripted television, essentially. So it just follows the rich and fabulous of Manch and what we do and the parties and...

Speaker 8 So is it just parties?

Speaker 9 Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 54 And we do yoga and we fight and, you know, everything.

Speaker 33 We fight? You like like kill each other.

Speaker 2 We have yeah, I just watched a few seasons and last few seconds and season four got particularly like nice.

Speaker 55 Oh, I love a fan.

Speaker 9 Oh, I like that hat you're wearing, by the way.

Speaker 17 Thank you. For sure.

Speaker 17 Thank you.

Speaker 14 Thank you for saying so.

Speaker 40 And I really think they mean it.

Speaker 2 Forced onto my head, but thank you.

Speaker 41 Well, listen, Steve, I had no idea that the paint was going to dry with the hat.

Speaker 26 I can't remember it.

Speaker 14 Exactly.

Speaker 9 I had no idea this could happen.

Speaker 57 Lean into it, hun. Lean in.

Speaker 54 So I know you all known as the cameras. We are filming the season finale today.

Speaker 45 I know, I know.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 26 Uh, hey, Pleck.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what is it, Darling?

Speaker 41 Since you're gonna be filmed tonight, um, you know, doing a solo dance, you and I should uh maybe sneak off here so I can give you a few pointers. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 13 Let's see if we can find a room in this mansion that is empty.

Speaker 24 Unoccupied and also has great floors.

Speaker 38 Sure.

Speaker 57 Most of our rooms have great floors.

Speaker 17 Is there a mirrored room with great floors?

Speaker 54 Oh, there's plenty of mirrored rooms. Just go upstairs, pick a room.

Speaker 11 Oh, thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 7 So,

Speaker 2 Tristogram girls this season.

Speaker 1 Not great, honestly.

Speaker 54 It's sort of all about the drama, and I haven't had much. You know, I had some health issues that sort of

Speaker 54 soured my. no, I'm fine now, but one of my hands fell off.

Speaker 52 And you're and you're you're kind of like your lips are swollen. Is that part of that?

Speaker 11 No, that's on purpose.

Speaker 20 That's a beauty thing I did on purpose. That's not an accident.

Speaker 54 That's a thing I chose to do.

Speaker 29 So you don't have enough drama?

Speaker 54 That's the deal is with my hand issue, it sort of soured my storyline. So I want to invite some like intergalactic fun people to come sort of spice it up.

Speaker 1 When do they get here?

Speaker 9 No, it's you.

Speaker 7 Two guy. Do you have anything more intragalactic?

Speaker 54 So if you all can just help me out, I'm trying to inject some drama into this finale here, so

Speaker 55 I'm realizing we're both wearing the same dress.

Speaker 64 You knew I would be wearing this.

Speaker 52 AJ, this might be drama.

Speaker 64 And I just wanted to say you look incredible.

Speaker 64 I'm so glad we can put all of our past things behind us and just be very pleasant.

Speaker 27 No drama, friends.

Speaker 7 No, no, this is a major drama.

Speaker 55 Let's watch movies together and not talk about it.

Speaker 58 Let's get drunk and throw drinks at each other, I'm saying.

Speaker 54 Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 52 Oh, no, Tracy Gray, I'm so sorry. That was really

Speaker 2 like a perfect opportunity for some drama.

Speaker 11 I know.

Speaker 54 I have this like energy about me that people just want to relax, and that's like not. It's really antithetical to the drama of the show.

Speaker 2 We can help with this.

Speaker 28 Yeah, I have a gun.

Speaker 29 Do you want me to shoot somebody?

Speaker 7 Sure.

Speaker 5 Wouldn't that be a scream?

Speaker 9 Oh, that'd be great.

Speaker 54 But make sure I'm like with you.

Speaker 2 Gunfred.

Speaker 2 Listen to this.

Speaker 7 Diplomatic relationship.

Speaker 2 We can open fire.

Speaker 7 We can ain't party.

Speaker 2 However, if you wanted to slap somebody,

Speaker 66 sweet boy, it is your mama. So good to see you.

Speaker 33 Perfect.

Speaker 5 Slapper.

Speaker 11 Slap your mom? Yeah.

Speaker 11 Okay. Slapper.

Speaker 54 Alright. You saw the giant dress she wore to my party.

Speaker 57 It's my party.

Speaker 54 I should be the star of my party.

Speaker 29 I'll warn you, I'm incredibly strong, so this will hurt her.

Speaker 54 She's at a lot of facial work, so her face really doesn't have much feeling left. Right.

Speaker 36 Hello?

Speaker 30 Hi.

Speaker 29 Uh, are you Tracy Gram's mom? I am.

Speaker 29 Uh, this is for the dress.

Speaker 11 How dare you smack my mother? Wait, what?

Speaker 54 How dare you in my own house? Someone slap the mother! Someone's like, Oh, slap the water.

Speaker 53 Who do you think you are?

Speaker 7 Wait, I thought I was

Speaker 2 in my party.

Speaker 17 I can't believe that this is a party.

Speaker 21 That's what you want me to do.

Speaker 49 How dare you?

Speaker 50 Whoa, whoa.

Speaker 18 Hey, wait, what?

Speaker 2 AJ, that was perfect.

Speaker 1 That was great.

Speaker 54 Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 AJ, you're going to have to learn nuance in order to understand what's going on. I think my mama's out cold, though.
I mean, you really hit her hard. I'm up.

Speaker 1 I'm fine.

Speaker 1 No drama here. No drama.
Continue. Continue the party.

Speaker 1 No, get.

Speaker 1 What about the draft? Just

Speaker 1 don't get in there.

Speaker 57 Surely there's an empty room up here somewhere.

Speaker 14 Okay, okay, uh, let's just try this.

Speaker 67 How dare you! No, how dare me! How dare you, dare me, I'll do it. No, dare me, no, I dare you.
How dare you?

Speaker 67 How dare we? Do you want to buy my jewelry? Yes.

Speaker 17 Okay, closing that door.

Speaker 11 Alright.

Speaker 27 I know that your species has seven figures, but get them out of my base.

Speaker 40 I swear, there is a cast member behind every door up here.

Speaker 13 There's camera bots everywhere. This is a.
We're in full production, I think, up here.

Speaker 10 I didn't come here to make sense.

Speaker 33 I didn't come here to make money. I didn't.

Speaker 2 I'll do something, everybody.

Speaker 33 Cleck, I.

Speaker 47 And the final Islak

Speaker 3 goes to

Speaker 13 Stefanor.

Speaker 13 I think there's a different reality show being filmed in that room.

Speaker 17 Wow, look at this room. Oh,

Speaker 39 yeah, it's some sort of lanai.

Speaker 7 Just killing a mouse.

Speaker 7 Oh, no!

Speaker 17 That went right into that lawnmower.

Speaker 6 Oh man.

Speaker 6 Alright.

Speaker 13 Alright, one last shot.

Speaker 4 Welcome to the room of mirrors.

Speaker 17 I mean, this is what we were looking for.

Speaker 15 Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 37 Alright.

Speaker 68 There's no drama here.

Speaker 6 Only yourself.

Speaker 13 Only the drama you bring with you.

Speaker 14 Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 19 That was really well put.

Speaker 24 That was so catchy, it was like a catchphrase that you just said.

Speaker 68 Any issues you've had dwelling inside of you will come out, but there is no

Speaker 21 time clap off.

Speaker 13 Alright, Dara, I'm ready. Tell me what I should do.

Speaker 40 You're not ready yet, but you will be.

Speaker 14 What's your rhythm like? Let's just see those hips swivel, okay?

Speaker 2 Come on.

Speaker 44 Show me.

Speaker 40 Show me your natural movement.

Speaker 17 Okay, alright, like this? Yep.

Speaker 40 Just

Speaker 17 let it all out.

Speaker 14 I'm sorry, Pleck, that's what you think dancing is?

Speaker 5 Sort of.

Speaker 63 What? You're not moving your arms.

Speaker 13 Yeah. It's more of like a knees thing for me?

Speaker 63 But you're just pumping your knees up and down like you're marching in place.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 40 You gotta loosen up. You're so tense.

Speaker 17 You're so tense.

Speaker 13 You sort of grab my whole body when you do that. You're afraid.
You're afraid to let go. You just gotta whoosh.

Speaker 14 Yeah, that checks out. I can feel that you're hiding something.

Speaker 40 Just, you know, start letting it out.

Speaker 44 Let it all out.

Speaker 2 Come on. Okay.

Speaker 17 Give it to me.

Speaker 1 Uh, yeah, like this.

Speaker 16 No, no, no.

Speaker 17 You're thinking. You're thinking too much.

Speaker 19 Cleck, this is what we're gonna do. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna spin you and spin you and spin you.

Speaker 17 And you're just gonna, you're gonna feel it.

Speaker 15 You're gonna, that vulnerability is just gonna spell out of you.

Speaker 2 You're gonna, you're gonna move.

Speaker 7 Go! I'm unhappy!

Speaker 29 Okay, so drama's done, right? We're

Speaker 2 this is just spinning.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 52 Yeah, that was the, you know, the opening shot.

Speaker 35 I am sorry to interrupt here, but it really doesn't look good when my protector is slapping an older woman.

Speaker 11 Hey, sister. Yeah, yeah.
That's not me.

Speaker 55 That doesn't look good to me.

Speaker 29 Right, no.

Speaker 29 And I'm not about that.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 34 But it was for the drama.

Speaker 1 I've never wanted to do anything that was bad for you.

Speaker 43 Everyone, everyone, gather around. I'm going to make a tote

Speaker 2 on Tristram.

Speaker 54 Thank you so much for coming. I really appreciate having all my best friends and shit.

Speaker 53 Phoenixes. Oh, you.

Speaker 55 Look at you and your taupe, too.

Speaker 54 Okay, so this is a fun party that I'm throwing, but it's also the launch of my champagne line.

Speaker 60 Everybody's in front of us.

Speaker 21 us.

Speaker 43 It's alcohol-free champagne for pets.

Speaker 54 If someone could find my pet mouse somewhere, I developed this champagne with my pet mouse. So, everyone, raise a glass to my success with my champagne.

Speaker 54 And one of you here slap my mom and take this right in your face.

Speaker 54 You think you're gonna slap my mother in my own house? You've got another thing coming, mister.

Speaker 2 AJ, get in there and throw champagne.

Speaker 18 Oh, okay.

Speaker 37 Wow, all the camera bots are circling.

Speaker 13 This means this is good.

Speaker 21 Oh, okay.

Speaker 6 Uh, I'll throw this bottle bottle then.

Speaker 11 Whoa, no, no, that's too much.

Speaker 27 Oh, Natorsh got beamed.

Speaker 8 Oh, I'm sorry, Natorsh. I take orders.

Speaker 14 Hi, it's Sisu again.

Speaker 33 Oh, hey.

Speaker 21 Hi, AJ. Just miss coming.

Speaker 55 Hi, you're coming on too strong.

Speaker 29 Thank you. I am strong.

Speaker 2 Very strong.

Speaker 42 Just spending the rest of the night not touching or doing anything.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 2 I'm so sorry. I'm so happy.

Speaker 47 I'm not a moment there with a champion.

Speaker 2 We pushed it too far.

Speaker 8 You told me to throw champagne.

Speaker 1 I started started throwing champagne.

Speaker 12 Listen, you're doing great.

Speaker 34 Am I? I feel like I have to go to this closet.

Speaker 1 They're gonna give you a chiron on the bottom of the lower third that's gonna say friend of Tracey Griff.

Speaker 54 A friend of? That's a big, that's a big bump.

Speaker 34 So, what do I do?

Speaker 4 I have to go to this closet now.

Speaker 57 I feel like you need a makeover.

Speaker 54 What? Like, that's the thing we do on these shows. We get like things done and like change our looks up.

Speaker 29 Uh, I just have like military armor.

Speaker 7 Trace Griffin, please trust me.

Speaker 57 I'll take care of you. Thank you so much.
No problem.

Speaker 69 I'm the the producer for the show. Oh, goodness.
That's... Wanna hear some hot goss?

Speaker 52 Oh, um, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 69 If Trace to Gram doesn't create enough drama, you know what we're gonna do?

Speaker 12 Probably, like, show will get canceled.

Speaker 21 I'm gonna kill her.

Speaker 11 Oh.

Speaker 11 Oh, oh, look at that little scooter. Oh, no.

Speaker 21 Tristogram?

Speaker 58 Have you seen the producer anywhere?

Speaker 56 Uh, yeah, the little producer just scooted off.

Speaker 54 Right, I'm trying to find and figure out how it's going.

Speaker 9 I think it's going great so far.

Speaker 56 Well, Well, they said it's going really good.

Speaker 65 They just pointed out one little note:

Speaker 52 that if there isn't sufficient drama, they're gonna like kill you.

Speaker 11 Oh.

Speaker 11 Okay.

Speaker 54 No, that's something I signed a contract for. Sure, I knew that.

Speaker 54 Did she seem excited about my level of drama? Because I really thought I was injecting a lot of drama.

Speaker 1 I thought there was so much more.

Speaker 12 I got my mom smacked.

Speaker 54 Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 57 We had a champagne fight.

Speaker 1 I believe, like, if they want more than that, it's like the high bar.

Speaker 54 Did you ever see my mouse, by the way? I can't find my mouse.

Speaker 1 Uh, no, I'm sure they're around.

Speaker 52 I believe that we will get the drama level up and you will survive.

Speaker 46 Why are you looking away from me?

Speaker 54 Because, no, there's no one spelling this right now, and I just want to save all the good things for one of these.

Speaker 12 You're just trailing.

Speaker 57 No, I'm turning my mic pack off.

Speaker 56 No, that you need more drama.

Speaker 65 Turning a mic pack off is giving up.

Speaker 54 The truth is, I'm done with this.

Speaker 12 You know what I mean?

Speaker 54 The drama isn't for me. I just want to have like a nice, peaceful life drink.

Speaker 52 Yes, Grammy, take that back. You're going to be dramatic and you're going to live.
Okay.

Speaker 13 I'm going to live. Oh, that's right.
Okay.

Speaker 9 Um, are you that little on purpose? Your pants are just such a good question.

Speaker 56 No, no, by guess, by accident?

Speaker 9 Okay,

Speaker 7 it's okay.

Speaker 2 I just, I feel like ever since I defeated the Emperor, I don't have a purpose anymore.

Speaker 39 I totally get that. I really do.

Speaker 21 I don't even know what the all-weed is.

Speaker 53 Is it better? Is it worse? What have I done?

Speaker 14 Keep letting it out.

Speaker 38 This is all part of the process.

Speaker 70 I wanted to hear Teama, but I feel like I just did it for a while, and now I can't do it anymore.

Speaker 40 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 41 No, this is good.

Speaker 39 Oh, the uglier the cry, the better.

Speaker 70 And now I have to dance in front of people and I don't know how to dance.

Speaker 17 And I'm gonna make a fool of myself and I'm wearing pants for a shirt.

Speaker 53 And now I'm gonna hear voices in my head.

Speaker 60 Pretty sure it's Peter the Emperor.

Speaker 11 I don't know.

Speaker 38 Okay, now we're getting hysterical, okay?

Speaker 6 Uh.

Speaker 17 I'm sorry, Tara, I just.

Speaker 13 It

Speaker 13 it's really hard. It's hard to feel like you had a purpose and now you don't.

Speaker 41 I know. You know what? Here, stand up.
Stand up. Okay.

Speaker 41 Yeah, no, just keep going.

Speaker 40 Keep feeling that.

Speaker 38 Let the sobbing shudder through your body.

Speaker 16 You need this.

Speaker 15 Yep, keep going.

Speaker 40 No, no, you're not done yet.

Speaker 15 What? Keep going.

Speaker 17 You want me to go back then?

Speaker 17 I was just feeling a little bit better.

Speaker 24 I don't want you to suppress this.

Speaker 15 I want you to feel it.

Speaker 14 Okay.

Speaker 17 The thing that I

Speaker 17 created inadvertently killed Bino

Speaker 17 and destroyed Jeknar already. And who knows? How many lives

Speaker 9 will be lost because of me?

Speaker 43 You're doing it. I thought I had done it.

Speaker 53 Keep going.

Speaker 2 You're beautiful.

Speaker 16 You're a dancer.

Speaker 2 So let me present you the new and improved

Speaker 2 AJ284.

Speaker 12 Oh my gosh.

Speaker 54 You look amazing, hon.

Speaker 11 I'm not in armor anymore. And

Speaker 11 yeah, and I also have bangs.

Speaker 54 Bangs.

Speaker 12 You got bangs. Yeah, I don't love them.

Speaker 11 I don't know.

Speaker 54 They don't look great with your face shape.

Speaker 47 That is the one trick. I wish I had a good one.

Speaker 53 But good for you, you know?

Speaker 54 Can I ask a dumb question? I'm sorry. I don't know your friends that well.
I was walking by the mirror room and I heard a couple people inside and it sounded like there was crying.

Speaker 12 Are Dar and Pleck a thing?

Speaker 6 Do you know what I mean? I mean that's not a problem.

Speaker 53 Are you sure?

Speaker 11 There's the opposite of that.

Speaker 1 No, there's definitely not.

Speaker 54 I don't think.

Speaker 65 Right?

Speaker 12 They're not.

Speaker 2 It would be a surprise.

Speaker 1 The lizard and Dar used to chuck.

Speaker 65 Yeah, well, we can just, you know, it could be happening in.

Speaker 21 Oh, is that drama?

Speaker 21 That's drama.

Speaker 45 Okay. All right.

Speaker 54 I mean, I also, if you see my mouse, can you grab him real quick?

Speaker 1 Because I really feel like I should make a single.

Speaker 54 I know.

Speaker 7 clone of CC's ex-husband, who is presumed dead? Truly good nose?

Speaker 2 Drama.

Speaker 35 Rolfus, I...

Speaker 26 What are you...

Speaker 21 Wow.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 42 I would say you look good, but you don't.

Speaker 11 I.

Speaker 35 What is that on your head?

Speaker 11 I got bang.

Speaker 35 Bangs, yeah.

Speaker 35 Not good for your face.

Speaker 1 Would you like to

Speaker 34 do tactical footwork with me?

Speaker 42 Rolfus, why would I want to dance with my ex-husband?

Speaker 71 Wow, that music.

Speaker 5 And you were presumed dead.

Speaker 72 I mourned your death, Rolfus.

Speaker 7 We have a son.

Speaker 2 We are

Speaker 72 in an ice planet doing mathematical equations right now.

Speaker 2 Why should you do that?

Speaker 72 Going one plus zero is one, because there's only one parrot who's alive.

Speaker 45 Now kiss me on my mouth.

Speaker 18 What? What's up?

Speaker 60 You son of a Gorth!

Speaker 1 You're gonna have to bleed that.

Speaker 60 What's happening? I hate drama.

Speaker 60 I'm gonna go after him. I'll be right back.

Speaker 5 Wow. Come back.

Speaker 7 Don't be this.

Speaker 69 Hey, hey, Donius. Yeah, oh, yeah.

Speaker 9 Oh, it's the producer. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Wow.

Speaker 6 Hey, Jace, hold off.

Speaker 54 Come here, join me at the Lanai.

Speaker 59 What's going on with you?

Speaker 6 I don't know. Everyone's yelling at me.

Speaker 54 Everyone's calling you different names. I'm confused, hon.

Speaker 59 Nothing hurt more than getting slapped by somebody that you care about. Have you told them you care about them? Uh, wasn't that what I just tried to do, or trying is not the same as doing.

Speaker 54 Why? Oh, I wish they got that on camera. That'd be a good clip for them to show.

Speaker 59 Do you want me to get a bot bot to come over and film?

Speaker 54 Go back down there. Reveal your heart's desire.

Speaker 59 Can you write something down for me to say?

Speaker 54 It's unscripted, hon. That's the whole point.

Speaker 9 Okay. All right.

Speaker 54 The script is within. All right.
That was a good thing, too. I should say that when the cameras are rolling on me.

Speaker 4 I know.

Speaker 54 Maybe we should let the bangs go.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 32 This week on House Husbands, a house party gets messy.

Speaker 8 This is for the dress.

Speaker 57 How dare you smack my mother?

Speaker 32 This is Real House Husbands of Manch,

Speaker 32 featuring Trace Tigram.

Speaker 54 I'm Trace Tegram, and I may be rich, but I'm also a bad person.

Speaker 32 Natorsh.

Speaker 35 I'm Natorsch, and if I'm not torching relationships, I'm drinking a martini.

Speaker 4 Sex Morphia!

Speaker 32 I'm Sex Morphia, and these 18 fingers are in your face.

Speaker 30 Polyminius Nouch.

Speaker 67 I'm Polyminius Nouch, and I'll give a couch.

Speaker 50 Melanomia.

Speaker 73 I'm Melanomia. And life might be a cabaret.

Speaker 73 But this is a cab of death ray.

Speaker 32 And this week, welcome Sisu Gundu.

Speaker 42 I'm Sisu, and the only thing tighter than my thighs are my dreams for the future.

Speaker 32 AJ2884.

Speaker 28 Uh...

Speaker 28 What?

Speaker 32 C-53.

Speaker 2 I'm C-53.

Speaker 7 You better save the drama for Quid's Llama, the forest man of the quid system.

Speaker 7 Dar's hat.

Speaker 40 I'm Dar's Hat.

Speaker 19 It ain't hat bad.

Speaker 50 Pleck Dexetter.

Speaker 13 I'm Pleck Deck Setter.

Speaker 13 I'm still working on my catchphrase.

Speaker 13 So if you can come back to me at the end, that'd be with special guest, the Bargerian Jade.

Speaker 23 I'm Baji, and although I was not present in this episode,

Speaker 23 I still got it.

Speaker 64 Going on.

Speaker 31 Oh, okay, Lawa.

Speaker 31 Hello?

Speaker 31 Hello?

Speaker 31 Well,

Speaker 31 honestly.

Speaker 30 And as always.

Speaker 30 I'm Mr.

Speaker 9 Squeaks, and no one throws Mrs. Squeaks in the lawnmower.

Speaker 2 Got it.

Speaker 2 Ladies and gentlemen, it's now time for the most dramatic event of the evening!

Speaker 2 The dance of the best costume!

Speaker 2 No, darl.

Speaker 13 I've just been up here sobbing like like a baby this whole time. I haven't learned to dance at all.

Speaker 24 No, you have.

Speaker 13 Look at you.

Speaker 40 You've been moving around this room frantic, anxious, out of your mind.

Speaker 38 You're gonna be perfect.

Speaker 13 All right, I'll give it a shot.

Speaker 53 And no pressure, but a reminder that everything relies on this one dash.

Speaker 13 How is that possible? What does that mean?

Speaker 60 One life hangs in the balance.

Speaker 61 Oh no, the stakes are higher than we thought.

Speaker 6 Oh.

Speaker 13 We must have missed something.

Speaker 17 What happened down there while we were gone?

Speaker 40 I mean, you and I have been up here alone this whole time.

Speaker 57 What are you doing in here, by the way?

Speaker 54 Your face is so wet.

Speaker 41 Oh, no, just the two of us have been really connecting, you know.

Speaker 1 Is that why you're so sweaty?

Speaker 13 I mean, it was part of it.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I mean, also

Speaker 13 there's some tears with the sweat from the bottom.

Speaker 57 I understand that, Trusty.

Speaker 38 You know, I didn't mean to push Plex so hard.

Speaker 24 Sometimes you just gotta get in there deep with somebody.

Speaker 5 Oh my god.

Speaker 13 Yes, let's head down.

Speaker 19 Yeah, slap on the butt.

Speaker 16 We're ready.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 54 Let's go downstairs and do the dance. Real quick, has anyone seen my mouse?

Speaker 15 My pet mouse is running.

Speaker 54 I haven't been able to find him, and it's starting to freak me out a little bit.

Speaker 13 Well, we did see a mouse being killed by a gardener in the middle.

Speaker 17 Killed?

Speaker 14 What?

Speaker 13 Yeah, the custodian sort of lawnmower.

Speaker 4 That's right.

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Mrs. Squeaks was in a la- No!

Speaker 54 Ladies, gentlemen, and everyone in between, again, thank you so much for coming tonight.

Speaker 58 And as promised,

Speaker 58 the dance of the evening.

Speaker 2 We're just instinctively going to back away to form a pants for you.

Speaker 11 Hello, everyone.

Speaker 13 Thank you for having me. I'd like to thank the judges for recognizing my pants costume.
And with pants like these, how about a dance like this?

Speaker 11 I can't do this.

Speaker 56 I can't do this. I'm so scared.
No, no, get out of the corner.

Speaker 61 I need you. I need your help.

Speaker 11 Remember it, Bash.

Speaker 60 Look, how scared you hook up with Dar!

Speaker 18 What? No!

Speaker 60 I heard you hooked up with Dar in the dance room.

Speaker 21 No, not at all.

Speaker 27 Listen, I was crying mostly.

Speaker 11 That's what happens when you hook up with Dar.

Speaker 7 What?

Speaker 34 See, Sundown, I'm pregnant.

Speaker 49 What? What?

Speaker 49 What?

Speaker 30 What? Who did you sleep with? You're the one who

Speaker 30 Everybody stop

Speaker 38 This is supposed to be a moment for dance

Speaker 11 you move so effortlessly.

Speaker 38 I'm plastically trained, so it's inspiring.

Speaker 38 I just want you to know that this dance is actually more like a metaphor because you really aren't alone.

Speaker 44 You've always got one of us.

Speaker 30 The lift! They did the lift! They did the overhead lift!

Speaker 60 They went forward and they did it!

Speaker 13 Look at all those pants legs in the wind.

Speaker 4 Oh my god!

Speaker 21 Thank you, Darling.

Speaker 7 I love you.

Speaker 18 What? What? Ow! Ow! Oh! Ow!

Speaker 18 Ow! Take it back! Mrs. Squinks is dead!

Speaker 2 And the burgerer is in this room!

Speaker 55 My champagne line for pets, but it's for nothing without Mrs. Squeaks.

Speaker 72 Who's that person who slapped me?

Speaker 35 Excuse me, sir. You're a nut toe.

Speaker 7 Be stupid. I'm not told.
Not to be.

Speaker 16 Hey, Pleck, do you feel like we'd missed a lot?

Speaker 13 Yeah, I don't have any idea what's going on down here.

Speaker 61 Is there a gas leak on the first floor or something?

Speaker 17 What's happening?

Speaker 36 There's a gas leak.

Speaker 56 I'm just gonna have this quick little cigarette over here. Just gonna light a quick little cigarette.

Speaker 13 Oh man, you know what guys? That party was a lot crazier than I thought it was.

Speaker 18 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 18 Oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 40 Great job dancing off that fire.

Speaker 11 Very well done. Yeah.

Speaker 17 Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 13 You know, I you taught me everything I know.

Speaker 14 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 13 And even though he hit me a couple of times because he thought I hooked up with Dar, it's good to see Nerman again. You know?

Speaker 17 It's always a pleasure.

Speaker 8 Oh, yeah, totally.

Speaker 19 And it was kind of nice to see that side of Nerman again.

Speaker 10 AJ, I have an idea.

Speaker 8 Oh.

Speaker 6 Hey!

Speaker 8 Down here.

Speaker 10 Even their own screen is down there.

Speaker 13 Yeah, they should point the camera down.

Speaker 69 You saved Trace to Graham's life. Oh.

Speaker 20 Oh, great. Wait,

Speaker 61 spin-off? Spin-off?

Speaker 29 I don't know. I didn't like any of that.
I was confused and upset.

Speaker 69 You come with so much drama, and we like it. But I don't.

Speaker 13 Hey, Bargy, what do you think does that sound like a good deal here in development?

Speaker 23 Sorry, I'm still at the ship party.

Speaker 22 What?

Speaker 10 So, I guess we're at the party.

Speaker 13 I thought we took off already.

Speaker 23 One of the last ones. This

Speaker 23 long-winded Willzo is still talking to me.

Speaker 74 And as I was saying, this is a picture of my stepdaughter, Matilda. Not from the first marriage.
No, not from the first marriage. My current marriage, stepdaughter, Matilda.

Speaker 74 And you know, she's trying to get into development.

Speaker 8 You know,

Speaker 8 you're not going to be able to do that.

Speaker 20 Oh, Captain Darr, I have an incoming transmission from Sisu Gondu.

Speaker 15 Oh, okay.

Speaker 15 Please put a server right away.

Speaker 18 Hello, crew.

Speaker 75 Hi, it's Sisu Gondu.

Speaker 15 Ooh, wow.

Speaker 40 Sisu, that hat looks amazing on you.

Speaker 75 Thank you. It's very tiny, but it fits my jawline.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that's a hat that works.

Speaker 75 I just wanted to thank you, kind of, for the work you did.

Speaker 13 I think it was a successful party, for sure.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 75 Yeah, I mean, I saw someone.

Speaker 14 I didn't necessarily want to see.

Speaker 8 I'm gonna see what I see all about. I am

Speaker 45 fine.

Speaker 75 Thank you very much. I love everyone loving each other.
Okay, well,

Speaker 75 I have a lot more work to do because I'm all about positivity and moving forward.

Speaker 8 Yes.

Speaker 75 Great.

Speaker 30 Um,

Speaker 75 keep up the good work, I guess.

Speaker 17 Thank you. Thank you.

Speaker 13 You know, Dar,

Speaker 13 I really appreciate you talking me through some of that stuff. And

Speaker 13 maybe I really do need to start thinking about what's next for old Pleck Dexetter.

Speaker 19 Well, it's not dancing, it's definitely not dancing.

Speaker 13 No, yeah, no, I wasn't thinking that.

Speaker 37 That's a level of drama nobody needs.

Speaker 10 Well, Pleck, as I always say, you better save the drama for Quincelama

Speaker 10 system. It's gravity

Speaker 10 so powerful that even drama can ask it.

Speaker 13 That seems kind of a heady catchphrase, though, isn't it?

Speaker 10 That's my catchphrase.

Speaker 18 Okay.

Speaker 13 I'm going to go put regular clothes on. Yeah.

Speaker 2 That's my pants.

Speaker 13 What if I'm Pants Guy, though, now?

Speaker 19 I don't think this is also you.

Speaker 1 This is an award-winning outfit.

Speaker 40 No dance, no pants.

Speaker 13 Back to the shorts. You got it.
Shorts Deck Setter back in action.

Speaker 7 Shorts, Deck Setter.

Speaker 61 That should have been my catchphrase.

Speaker 76 This is Secret IT5, credits and attribution stride commencing outro protocol. Plec Deck Center was played by Elden Ford.
C53 was played by Jeremy Benn. Captain Darr was played by Ali Kokash.

Speaker 76 Barge of the Ship, Sisu Gundu, and Natorsh were played by Mujan Zolfagari. Teen Momner Ribundaloy and the Groundskeeper were played by Seth Lind.
EJ was played by Winston Noll.

Speaker 76 Tristagram was played by special guest Timothy Dunn. Timothy is a comedian, writer, and actor in New York City.

Speaker 76 He has been on TV shows and podcasts and comedy things from one end of the galaxy to the next.

Speaker 76 But the best way to be his intergalactic friend is to meet him on the web at Timothy Dunn on Twitter and Tim DunnHimFun on Instagram. Fun has two ends.

Speaker 76 Thank you to our Brooklyn Life Show audience for chanting dramatically. This episode was edited by Jeremy Bent with sound design and mixed by Shane O'Connell.

Speaker 76 Music composed by Brendan Ryan and performed by famed Macedonian Symphonic Orchestra. Plus original music for the real House Husbands of Manch by Shane O'Connell.

Speaker 76 Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Palace in Brooklyn, New York. Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley.
Ship designed for the Bargerian Jade by Eric Weiss. Audio hosting by Simplecast.

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Speaker 55 New York City?

Speaker 38 That's weird.

Speaker 54 It's almost two hours at this point.

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Speaker 13 Oh, he is on, he is just up the street.

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Sorry.

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