216: Oh, Zima's Back [ft. Justin Tyler]

Speaker 1 It is a period of civil war.

Speaker 1 The rebellion against the sinister and corrupt Federated Alliance grows stronger, and the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance.

Speaker 1 Now, rebel emissary Pleck Dexeta and his intrepid crew travel the farthest reaches of the galaxy to explore astounding new worlds, discover their heroic destinies, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

Speaker 3 This

Speaker 3 is mission to

Speaker 6 Hey, C53, where's Nermin?

Speaker 8 Oh, he went back to rebellion hitbury.

Speaker 9 Wait, what? When?

Speaker 8 I guess almost a day ago at this point.

Speaker 10 A day ago? How did I miss that?

Speaker 6 You didn't even say goodbye?

Speaker 8 I guess you were asleep when he left in kind of a huff, to be honest.

Speaker 13 Oh.

Speaker 14 You were too busy practicing that song of yours.

Speaker 15 Uh, well, it's a ballad, for one.

Speaker 6 It's not just a song, but yeah, I wrote it, and now I need to memorize it.

Speaker 14 And now you need to sing it.

Speaker 6 If I sing it, I don't want you guys to hear it until it's ready, okay?

Speaker 14 But we've been hearing it because you've been practicing it. So at this point, we know it as much as you know it.

Speaker 17 Bino love it.

Speaker 6 Thank you, Bino.

Speaker 8 Bino loves a lot of stuff.

Speaker 18 I want to keep busy. Let's let's keep busy.
Let's go. Let's go.

Speaker 19 Let's do something.

Speaker 7 Dar, Dar, why are you carrying all those

Speaker 13 bags?

Speaker 18 I'm ready to go on a mission.

Speaker 7 Okay,

Speaker 6 we're gonna get one at some point.

Speaker 7 You can just go.

Speaker 21 Nope, you gotta take one now. You know what?

Speaker 18 Let's just create our own missions. Let's

Speaker 3 I don't care.

Speaker 3 Wow.

Speaker 14 Listen, Dart. The thing is, it's like once you go through heartbreak, you want to distract yourself so you don't have to think about it again.
So you really know what Daw's going through.

Speaker 14 You want to keep busy so those memories don't just keep coming back. You just go out there.
You start to get out of here.

Speaker 18 And I want to agree with you, Bargie. Bargie, we're on the same page, but if we talk about this anymore, then we're talking about my relationship.
That's right.

Speaker 14 Let's keep busy. I want to keep busy.
You want to keep it busy. Let's just keep it busy.

Speaker 24 Whoa, God.

Speaker 9 Let's do it.

Speaker 25 Let's do it.

Speaker 14 I want to do something. Let's just do something.
What do you want to do, y'all?

Speaker 23 Anything else?

Speaker 18 I want to feel like I've accomplished something without having to do too much.

Speaker 14 I want to put my croon into something and get something in return for when I'm getting my croon to.

Speaker 26 Shop.

Speaker 24 We're going to go shopping. Shopping.
We're going to go shopping.

Speaker 23 Shopping trip.

Speaker 17 Phino Wolf Late Stage Capitalism. Great.

Speaker 24 The mall. I love the mall.
Let's go to the mall. We're going to the mall.

Speaker 6 Guys, listen,

Speaker 6 we're going to have a mission at some point. We can't just really go to the the mall, right?

Speaker 11 I mean,

Speaker 22 MS Reconnaissance:

Speaker 9 How do I look?

Speaker 9 Fine, fine.

Speaker 14 Put your flax up. Put your flax up.

Speaker 28 Okay, all right.

Speaker 29 Okay, Answer.

Speaker 6 Hey, Nermit. Hey, guys.
Hey, man, I missed you. I thought you were going to say goodbye before you left.

Speaker 30 Oh, sorry. You know, I had to get back, and you were sleeping, and I just, you know how it is.
But yeah, it was great being on the ship. And I'm looking back in my office.
Feels good.

Speaker 30 It was good to see you guys.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I guess, you know,

Speaker 6 as crazy as the last few weeks have been, things are kind of back to normal, huh?

Speaker 30 Yeah, totally.

Speaker 17 Like, uh, back in the minute.

Speaker 31 Right.

Speaker 31 Right.

Speaker 32 Like Bino said, totally normal.

Speaker 11 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 30 You know, like, I came back, I hung out with Mel, and

Speaker 26 she was.

Speaker 32 That was, why would you start?

Speaker 6 Why would you lead with that, Nerman?

Speaker 30 I said things are normal, and I just like I hadn't seen Mel in a while.

Speaker 18 Mission. Nermin, do you have a mission for us?

Speaker 15 Yeah, totally.

Speaker 30 Okay, so let me pull up a mission.

Speaker 30 Oh, hey, Mal. Sorry, guys.

Speaker 3 We're gonna find a dark dough. Are you ready to come or not?

Speaker 30 Um, you know what? Why not?

Speaker 11 Uh, guys, do you know what she said? No. I do.

Speaker 36 No, I don't.

Speaker 30 Okay, I agreed to do something. Cool, Mal.
See you there.

Speaker 30 Maybe write it out for me so I... Okay.

Speaker 30 Alright, guys, so this is exciting. Actually, you're going to go on a mission that is based on intel that you gathered.
It's exciting.

Speaker 6 What does that mean?

Speaker 30 Well, so the Rebellion finally, you know, processed the

Speaker 6 Yeah, it wasn't. It took them three months for that information to reach the Rebellion?

Speaker 30 Well, it was they thought the second crusher was a typo, and so it wasn't.

Speaker 30 I know you told me I filed it right, but they deleted all the second crusher they just thought it was a planet crusher which is a known thing came back to me for you know fact checking I put the crusher back in so now that they know it was a planet crusher crusher we need to visit this is a name a blast from the past you ready Zwag Tambouille

Speaker 12 okay remember

Speaker 30 the planet crusher that makes good sense yes so you guys are going to the tiger nebula strip mall to lie's with Zwag Tambouy to figure out who he's building these things for we were already planning on going to the mall.

Speaker 6 We were actually planning on going to the mall.

Speaker 35 What do you mean you were going to go?

Speaker 18 It doesn't matter. You don't tell me where to go.
I've already decided that we were going to the mall.

Speaker 39 My job is literally to

Speaker 30 tell you where to go. It's my actual job, Garr.

Speaker 18 I just have my own thoughts and feelings.

Speaker 30 I didn't say you didn't.

Speaker 12 I mean, you did.

Speaker 18 You did say that earlier.

Speaker 39 Okay, well then great.

Speaker 30 You can continue going to the mall because it's the actual job.

Speaker 18 Great. And I'm going to knock this job out of the freaking

Speaker 23 park.

Speaker 40 Great.

Speaker 30 That's what that's what we here at the Rebellion are all about. So, um, so you guys have your mission, and I have uh my mission here.

Speaker 37 Yeah, what is your mission again?

Speaker 30 Hanging out with Mel.

Speaker 8 Where?

Speaker 30 I'm good. That's for me to find out and for you to uh wonder.

Speaker 18 Okay, couldn't care less. See you, Nermit.

Speaker 30 Bye.

Speaker 9 I like this.

Speaker 9 Hey, hey you, it's me, Vinnefer J.

Speaker 41 Ryan, board-certified loan shock.

Speaker 41 Whenever I loan out some of my precious, precious croon, I reach into the pocket of my mechanized water suit and hand the borrower my stunning Vistaprink business card.

Speaker 35 See here?

Speaker 41 It says Vinifer J. Ryan on it.

Speaker 40 And my tagline, you owe me a lot of croon.

Speaker 34 Feel that card stock.

Speaker 41 Yeah, look at that gorgeous ink. People take this card and they're like, no way I'm gonna scan Finnefer J Ryan.
I've even loaned a lot of croon to one of the Council of Seven.

Speaker 2 Huh?

Speaker 41 How much does it cost to make a first impression like that? Just $10.

Speaker 41 How about that? And if you don't have it, old Finnefer J. Ryan might loan it to you.
And then you'll owe me a very small amount of croon.

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Speaker 41 Hey,

Speaker 41 wait a second.

Speaker 34 You,

Speaker 34 it's me, Vinnifer J. Ryan, Ford Certified Loan Shark.

Speaker 41 Whenever I loan out some of my precious, precious croon, I reach into the pocket of my mechanized water suit and hand the borrower my stunning Fistaprint business card. See here, it says Vinnifer J.

Speaker 41 Ryan on it.

Speaker 22 Well, this is where Zwong Zwongtabui's furniture store was the last time we were here, but this doesn't look good.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Welcome to Pierce Anything, where me and my partner, Bruce. We pierce anything.

Speaker 15 Yeah, no, we're good, actually.

Speaker 42 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, we're good, we're good, we're good.

Speaker 18 Uh, I actually could use a few piercings.

Speaker 43 Okay, I just got my kidney pierced, that's awesome.

Speaker 36 Looking dunking, fantastic, cool, bleeding out.

Speaker 27 Yeah, shouldn't you, I don't know, sew that up?

Speaker 18 We don't believe in sewing. It's all organic.

Speaker 19 What a square.

Speaker 45 Not part of Piercing Protocol.

Speaker 6 Alright, Bruce, great to meet you. You don't happen to know who used to own the shop that you're in now, do you?

Speaker 16 Me?

Speaker 47 Or Bruce?

Speaker 28 You. My name is Bruce.

Speaker 15 Your name is Bruce?

Speaker 18 Ruce and Bruce. Bruce is my protocol robot.

Speaker 16 No, don't get close to me.

Speaker 6 Bruce, Bruce, do you happen to know what happened to the.

Speaker 13 Oh, they foreclosed.

Speaker 2 Ugh.

Speaker 12 money. It was extremely mysterious.

Speaker 36 Initiating Pierce Protocol.

Speaker 16 Now get away from me.

Speaker 18 Furniture is out and piercing is in.

Speaker 11 Okay. It's all about Piercing.

Speaker 8 Two different markets, really.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 40 Well, uh, Ruce, Bruce, thank you for the information.

Speaker 18 Well, here's a certificate. One piercing for the price of one.

Speaker 43 Would you guys get pierced?

Speaker 35 Nothing.

Speaker 34 Calm down.

Speaker 47 Why?

Speaker 15 Did you just hang out outside the piercing parlor between piercings?

Speaker 33 Of course, yeah.

Speaker 49 I'm gonna go get my midsection pierced.

Speaker 36 The whole midsection.

Speaker 4 Yeah, torso, baby.

Speaker 25 Bye.

Speaker 25 Oh, boy.

Speaker 6 Seems like you have to watch out for the spine, yeah.

Speaker 36 We need a Blue Julius to drown our sorrows.

Speaker 22 Samsarian accent.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you know what? Actually, Blue Julius sounds great.

Speaker 28 Have Blue Julius.

Speaker 18 I think a Blue Julius will go great with my new piercings.

Speaker 11 Yeah, wow.

Speaker 50 Yep.

Speaker 20 Hello,

Speaker 36 Wait a minute.

Speaker 54 Pull your hood on, sir.

Speaker 55 Sorry, this is standard Blue Julius uniform, a hood that covers my face.

Speaker 47 Der old derf?

Speaker 16 The

Speaker 56 prophecy.

Speaker 49 It's come true once again.

Speaker 50 What are you doing here?

Speaker 49 I'm waiting here for you.

Speaker 58 That's.

Speaker 59 I think you just have a job at the merchurian.

Speaker 52 I can wait and work at the same time, earn a wage.

Speaker 42 While you think it pays to wait around and fulfill the fabled scrolls of the Zema warriors, no, but you could be doing anything anything else.

Speaker 52 This is one thing.

Speaker 56 Oh, what have you been doing?

Speaker 49 You're still palling around with these D-bags.

Speaker 40 Well,

Speaker 6 co-workers and friends.

Speaker 12 D-bags?

Speaker 18 What is a D-bag?

Speaker 52 A dantomite bag.

Speaker 31 Yeah, there's explosives.

Speaker 52 Yes, it's an explosive bag you throw at enemies or into a small hole you want to make soon into a larger hole.

Speaker 60 Do you not know about casual mining?

Speaker 15 I don't. You learned a lot.

Speaker 6 You picked up a lot from that destroyed.

Speaker 55 Yeah, I lived there for 40 years.

Speaker 33 Went from young to old, now I'm older.

Speaker 6 Wait, you were waiting for me before I was born?

Speaker 62 Yes. Bad plan.

Speaker 52 Don't I know it? You don't have to tell me.

Speaker 42 Tell my family, it's stupid.

Speaker 33 They know.

Speaker 6 A solid 18 years before I was even born. You were in.

Speaker 48 Oh, the prophecy!

Speaker 56 There's a, you know, it's a wide range.

Speaker 42 It's not like they give you a date and a time. Hey, be here at 4 p.m.
No, it's just like, wait around until it happens.

Speaker 37 Did you get ejected into space?

Speaker 41 Yes.

Speaker 45 And you're alive.

Speaker 4 I'm most comfortable in space. I use the space.

Speaker 59 That makes sense.

Speaker 40 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 37 Why wouldn't you?

Speaker 25 Also, I had the oxygen tank

Speaker 37 suit. Yep.

Speaker 55 Jetpack.

Speaker 52 Shot over here, got a job making some cache.

Speaker 28 And yes, I am older. Fine, well, watch this.

Speaker 42 Hey, wow. That is good.

Speaker 47 The gravity is higher on the body.

Speaker 42 Do you hear my bone crack?

Speaker 54 Yeah, it's the spine.

Speaker 38 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Are you alright? Yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 35 I'm just gonna sit up.

Speaker 36 Are you worried at all about your wife and children?

Speaker 55 No, they're gonna destroy it.

Speaker 42 They have a controlling vote because there's only three other people and they were three, so

Speaker 52 they're a voting block.

Speaker 52 That place sucked anyway. It's like when you know you're having a bad time, you know, it's not, it only can get worse.

Speaker 32 I mean, yeah, that's I guess that's true.

Speaker 34 Could get better.

Speaker 52 Why are you still here with this droid? He's got a bad attitude.

Speaker 20 This is not the droid.

Speaker 52 This is not the droid you're looking for.

Speaker 19 Okay, all right, great.

Speaker 31 Listen, Dirf.

Speaker 3 Are you looking for a replacement droid?

Speaker 21 No, no, I would never.

Speaker 32 I would never do that.

Speaker 56 Was you that safe guy from the humidifier?

Speaker 40 Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 56 You got this dude a nude body and you're still palling around with him?

Speaker 50 Yeah. Get a nude droid.
There's a million droids.

Speaker 56 Why you still got the same guy?

Speaker 6 I mean, I don't know. We know each.

Speaker 16 We have a rapport.

Speaker 7 We're friends.

Speaker 16 Listen.

Speaker 16 Bleck.

Speaker 25 How has the training been going?

Speaker 52 Surely you've been able to

Speaker 55 master the space.

Speaker 47 Um.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I mean, you know, it.

Speaker 60 Let me see your wood saber.

Speaker 50 Oh, yeah, of course.

Speaker 40 What?

Speaker 52 This is the same.

Speaker 60 Same one?

Speaker 55 It's brit-broken, taped together with...

Speaker 52 What is this? Scotch tape? That's not even the best tape.

Speaker 56 Let me be honest.

Speaker 52 Make a new woodsaber.

Speaker 42 What are all these teeth marks?

Speaker 20 Oh, that's Bino. Oh, it's Bino.

Speaker 4 You've got taken on someone to train to be your next assistant in the Z Memorial.

Speaker 21 No, not exactly.

Speaker 18 No, Bino is this

Speaker 18 bean. It used to be really warm, and now it has eyes and a lack of language.

Speaker 4 Okay, that checks out.

Speaker 52 No questions there.

Speaker 31 So, uh...

Speaker 36 I'm coming, but all right.

Speaker 56 No, I get you.

Speaker 52 A bean that cooled off, and then grew eyes in hands, and now his teeth, I guess. I don't know.

Speaker 63 Listen, Turf, what are you still a Zema knight?

Speaker 31 What's happening? Of course I am.

Speaker 56 But why are you here?

Speaker 49 Don't you understand?

Speaker 51 When you become a Zema Knight, it is a lifestyle, it's a commitment, it's something that informs your life and every choice you make.

Speaker 2 Are you guys in line? Or

Speaker 28 yeah, if you're not going to be able to do that.

Speaker 39 You can go ahead.

Speaker 50 Excuse me, sir. Yeah.

Speaker 52 I will take your order.

Speaker 55 I am technically on the clock here.

Speaker 54 What can I get for you?

Speaker 2 I'll get the medium.

Speaker 55 Oh, good choice. Right in the middle.

Speaker 40 Thanks, man.

Speaker 65 Amen.

Speaker 54 Live your life.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's really good advice.

Speaker 1 See? Look at that.

Speaker 52 I just helped him. He's not even in the process.

Speaker 36 That's not anything.

Speaker 11 What?

Speaker 3 Just live your life.

Speaker 4 Yes, that's good advice.

Speaker 66 Look at him. Look how happy he is.

Speaker 4 He's got two sparklers, one in each hand.

Speaker 42 That's fun. Hey, hey, hey, robot, what's your name?

Speaker 60 Oh, it's not a name, it's a number.

Speaker 4 What does that tell us about you?

Speaker 27 What does the name Derf tell us about you?

Speaker 28 Uh, it's old Derf, so there's an adjective there.

Speaker 27 I don't know that we needed the word old to figure out all your name.

Speaker 42 Oh, really?

Speaker 55 Because my name is Old Derf, but I'm older than that.

Speaker 67 Well,

Speaker 67 are you guys in line?

Speaker 2 No, no, go right ahead.

Speaker 39 Just a little use, Clan.

Speaker 51 Welcome to Blue Julius. I am the

Speaker 68 Zima Knight, obviously. Can I take your order?

Speaker 67 Obviously, obvious?

Speaker 54 My robe, and it's over my eyes.

Speaker 12 Sorry,

Speaker 3 I'm actually a PD.

Speaker 67 I'm a personal droid.

Speaker 51 I can tell because you're literally shaking.

Speaker 67 That's part of the programming.

Speaker 67 I'm on this setting right now.

Speaker 40 If you want, I can turn up to tremble.

Speaker 36 No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 36 All those settings are a waste of energy.

Speaker 67 Maybe wait, I just need to put an order in.

Speaker 40 A large for Nermit Bundaloy.

Speaker 5 No problem.

Speaker 18 Who sent you?

Speaker 67 Initiating wink protocol now.

Speaker 57 I don't know what

Speaker 52 a great nervous wink.

Speaker 18 Okay, droid. Where's Nermit?

Speaker 18 Huh? Where is he?

Speaker 12 He's very important. I can't actually say where he is, but he's terrible.

Speaker 21 I know.

Speaker 61 I know why you're here.

Speaker 31 I know exactly why you're here.

Speaker 39 Don't you guys get it?

Speaker 59 What?

Speaker 18 Nermit doesn't think that we're gonna knock this mission out of the park. He doesn't believe in us.

Speaker 12 Well, he thinks we are going to fail.

Speaker 18 And you know what?

Speaker 40 You can just ride around, little droid.

Speaker 18 See, we are going to go find Zwag.

Speaker 70 Yeah, and uh, Pleck, Zeman.

Speaker 52 Zemonite, yeah.

Speaker 51 I need to dive to speak to you of grave importance.

Speaker 55 Okay, uh, sure.

Speaker 27 Come pick you up later when you're done with your friend.

Speaker 62 Yeah, sure, fine.

Speaker 32 Yeah, good luck. Let me know if you're a fan of the money.

Speaker 31 Alright, take care, guys.

Speaker 15 Hey, uh, droid, what's your name?

Speaker 20 Peavy?

Speaker 54 I think all of this is his name. It's

Speaker 59 finished the whole thing. Oh, it's

Speaker 16 Peavy?

Speaker 36 Yeah, P-P-P-P-P-P-P.

Speaker 32 Alright, well, tell Nermit Plex says hi.

Speaker 36 Pleck, what are you doing?

Speaker 13 What?

Speaker 32 But Peavy,

Speaker 10 I'll see

Speaker 55 It's actually a very easy retro.

Speaker 6 What did you do?

Speaker 52 I just put up some columns, lit some candles,

Speaker 51 put a tree in.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah, it looks good back here.

Speaker 61 Some micro greens.

Speaker 52 Huh? Those are more for me.

Speaker 55 I'm trying to like eat a little healthier.

Speaker 51 Sure.

Speaker 5 As I get older, I went from old to older, like, ugh.

Speaker 6 Yeah, older derf. Yeah.

Speaker 51 The Nermit Bundaloy is the avatar of the whack.

Speaker 7 What? We're friends.

Speaker 51 He's the person you must defeat to bring the space back into balance.

Speaker 63 Derf,

Speaker 32 I think the prophecy might be wrong.

Speaker 6 I mean, sure, Nermit's kind of a dweeb, and he can kind of get carried away in things, you know, especially with Mel and his situation with Dar. I don't really understand.

Speaker 55 Oh, is he creating drama in your life?

Speaker 56 Yeah, that's the f-the wedge!

Speaker 4 That's how he works.

Speaker 52 But see, we've always gotten along really well.

Speaker 9 You and him?

Speaker 70 Nermit and I, yeah.

Speaker 52 But that doesn't mean you can't become mortal enemies, that one must kill the other.

Speaker 55 But it's fine, because I'm sure you're like really working on your training.

Speaker 54 You've come so far.

Speaker 52 Like, are you a Zima Knight technically yet?

Speaker 6 Well, maybe. How would I know?

Speaker 52 Tell to me about your mastery of the space. Are you able to influence other people by gesturing at them?

Speaker 55 Like, you point at someone and be like, hey, let me in front of you into this hollow.

Speaker 32 Oh, no, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 6 I usually let people go ahead.

Speaker 54 Okay,

Speaker 55 can you lift stuff

Speaker 52 with your mastery of the space?

Speaker 10 Yeah, I mean, yeah, lift this syrup container.

Speaker 19 The blue syrup that you're putting in the Julius.

Speaker 55 I know this door very well.

Speaker 16 Okay, all right, yep, see, up and down. There we go.

Speaker 5 But hold it up.

Speaker 55 You're barely even lifting. You're shaking.

Speaker 5 You're like that quiverbot.

Speaker 31 Are you said to me?

Speaker 31 Huh?

Speaker 5 Let me look, you're honored. What is this?

Speaker 61 I don't know. You're like Plopy, free spinach.

Speaker 31 Plopy? Plopy, yes.

Speaker 61 Plopy, the spaceman.

Speaker 57 Hmm.

Speaker 63 Listen, I don't.

Speaker 63 Is being a Zima warrior about being shaken?

Speaker 42 Plopy, he's in love with.

Speaker 9 I don't care about Plopy.

Speaker 56 You should!

Speaker 50 Why? He was a Zima warrior!

Speaker 53 Okay,

Speaker 25 geez, this is all just letdowns.

Speaker 25 You're still wearing shorts? Obviously, you didn't take my big advice of dressing better.

Speaker 62 It's very hot on the ship.

Speaker 42 Are you still with the working for the Alliance?

Speaker 6 No, no, no. We're with the Rebellion now.

Speaker 56 And you're still wearing these shorts?

Speaker 32 Well, they don't have official uniforms for the Rebellion, so I...

Speaker 4 Are you still wearing your old shorts?

Speaker 61 Your bad guy shorts?

Speaker 50 You've done nothing! What have you done?

Speaker 29 You've only gotten worse at everything.

Speaker 63 What was I supposed to you took took my dehumidifier and left? You had gave me no information.

Speaker 53 I told you to let the space flow through you.

Speaker 63 What does that mean?

Speaker 71 Pleck,

Speaker 71 I am your father.

Speaker 33 What?

Speaker 25 Father's dentist.

Speaker 6 My father's father's dentist.

Speaker 25 Yes.

Speaker 59 Your grandfather's dentist. Dentist, yeah, what do you know?

Speaker 53 Yeah.

Speaker 20 What does that have to do with anything?

Speaker 21 Oh, that you don't care?

Speaker 29 That's a f fun coincidence.

Speaker 38 Yeah, I I mean, it's sort of fun.

Speaker 6 It's certainly not significant.

Speaker 49 It's very significant.

Speaker 42 The most important space is the space between your teeth.

Speaker 6 Yeah, well, that's why you're supposed to floss.

Speaker 71 Exactly.

Speaker 6 And the floss that I use is minty fresh.

Speaker 31 Yes, good.

Speaker 16 Now fresh.

Speaker 4 And you use the freshness to get rid of the wax stuff that gets in between your teeth.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 38 one, two, three.

Speaker 18 Now, excuse me, sir, while you're down there, I'm looking for a very specific shape for you to wax me in.

Speaker 50 Uh-huh.

Speaker 18 Great.

Speaker 27 Dark, I have to say, the way that you and Nermit are attracting, I'm not sure is healthy long term for either of you.

Speaker 41 I know.

Speaker 18 You saw what happened today. He sent someone to the Blue Julius.

Speaker 47 He got in my head.

Speaker 39 I know the nerve it may have put you off a little bit, but we don't actually know where Swag Tampui is.

Speaker 22 I'm sorry.

Speaker 34 What did you just say?

Speaker 36 I said label it.

Speaker 27 Label the pocket universe.

Speaker 36 What do you want?

Speaker 22 I'm sorry, I was just overheard something.

Speaker 27 I don't know nothing.

Speaker 45 I'm just a movie droid.

Speaker 46 I can't tell you where I'm taking this furniture and this pocket universe that belonged to renowned galactic architect Swan Tampa.

Speaker 34 So, does that mean you can't tell me any of the information?

Speaker 36 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm just a mover droid.

Speaker 69 All I do is move things and give clues.

Speaker 36 That's all I do. I'm not telling you nothing, all right?

Speaker 45 But what I am gonna do is go behind the small and continue packing up these boxes, Monzwa, Tampooi, into a spaceship that might go somewhere while loudly detailing the who's and wherewor's of this movie.

Speaker 36 Alright, but

Speaker 36 you really can't tell me.

Speaker 45 I can't tell you anything.

Speaker 6 Listen, I don't know what I was supposed to be doing, but I was thinking about the space a lot.

Speaker 51 You thinking about it?

Speaker 6 Yes. I'd look out the window and I'd hold my woodsaber and I'd think about what is the space.

Speaker 31 Hold on, listen.

Speaker 52 This isn't like a homework assignment in

Speaker 55 elementary school.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 4 This is the greatest single thing in the universe.

Speaker 49 You don't know what's coming down your way.

Speaker 68 Have you read the scrolls?

Speaker 52 I left a bunch of Zima scrolls.

Speaker 20 Those were...

Speaker 33 What did you do with the wooden box?

Speaker 55 With full of ancient scrolls.

Speaker 49 We

Speaker 32 ejected it,

Speaker 9 but not on purpose.

Speaker 6 It was sort of like a Bargie will just open her hatch sometimes and stuff stuff flies out.

Speaker 68 You lost the ancient scrolls.

Speaker 32 I mean, you might say the space took them back.

Speaker 25 Don't use that against. Don't say shit like that.

Speaker 71 You can't just trick me.

Speaker 6 Can you just like sum up the scrolls for me?

Speaker 33 Oh,

Speaker 33 sum up?

Speaker 29 The ancient Zima warrior scrolls.

Speaker 21 Yeah. Okay, yeah, let me give you the little

Speaker 29 short version. Okay, sure.

Speaker 52 Well, here's what it is. You, Plattexeter, are the chosen one, and you're about to face off against the Emperor.

Speaker 56 And you have you, the Emperor, let me tell you what, the Emperor's been working on the space.

Speaker 61 The whack side. The whack side of the space.

Speaker 2 Wait, hold on.

Speaker 59 Who is it? What is the Emperor?

Speaker 71 The Emperor is the most powerful warrior in

Speaker 22 all of the universe.

Speaker 66 But look me in the eyes.

Speaker 63 The Emperor of what?

Speaker 5 What? The Emperor?

Speaker 54 The Emperor of the Universe.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 63 The galaxy doesn't have an Emperor.

Speaker 6 We have a Council of Seven.

Speaker 53 I don't know all the politics.

Speaker 49 I don't follow politics.

Speaker 4 So I don't know. I don't know about all this garbage.

Speaker 50 I'm just telling you, there's an emperor coming for you, bro.

Speaker 21 And I'm here to help.

Speaker 56 I've been trying to help you from a distance. I thought maybe me going out into space and dying would maybe leave an imprint on you, but apparently, it did not.

Speaker 32 I mean, listen, I just didn't know.

Speaker 64 You don't even change your shorts.

Speaker 2 I didn't know there was a timeline.

Speaker 56 Oh, when I left the airlock, I was in, like, hey, take your time, bro. I'm dying.
dying.

Speaker 6 Well, you didn't, for one.

Speaker 33 Oh, sorry, I didn't die.

Speaker 52 I was teaching you a lesson.

Speaker 32 That's what a teacher does.

Speaker 63 It was a fake lesson. You literally put on the jetpack and got a job at a blue Julius.

Speaker 56 The teacher puts on her show and then goes home, and then they have their own life.

Speaker 4 And my version of that is working in this mall.

Speaker 52 And yeah, I'm hooking up with people.

Speaker 38 You didn't have to say that.

Speaker 56 Oh, well, you're really coming at me. With like, I'm not doing a good job here.
And I thought I was...

Speaker 63 You're married. You have kids.

Speaker 4 That's that's my stroy life.

Speaker 52 This mall life, totally different. Like, I'm down there at the pretzel place.

Speaker 25 Those things.

Speaker 55 Very caloric, but I'll tell you what.

Speaker 25 They hire very good-looking older women.

Speaker 21 Older than you?

Speaker 52 No one's older than me.

Speaker 60 Do you know anyone older than me?

Speaker 52 See how long my fingernails are?

Speaker 6 I mean, Bino's old...

Speaker 31 Gee, wow.

Speaker 20 Don't bring it up this bean.

Speaker 6 What is this? Bino is significantly older than you.

Speaker 50 Do you know how you sound?

Speaker 42 Bringing up Bino all the time?

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Listen, listen, I know a lot of the things that exist in my life.

Speaker 32 They sound like someone made them up.

Speaker 63 Maybe it's worth mentioning, Derf, that you think there's an emperor?

Speaker 38 I don't think there's an emperor.

Speaker 55 I know there's an emperor.

Speaker 33 Okay, you will do battle with this emperor, and the fate of the entire universe relies on your winning this.

Speaker 56 Do you believe in freshness?

Speaker 33 I mean, do you believe in whackness?

Speaker 56 You're still palling around with the ultimate whack,

Speaker 52 Nermit Bundeloy.

Speaker 61 I mean, are you have you been seduced by the whack sign?

Speaker 20 What are you talking about?

Speaker 55 Because honestly, like, I look at you and I'm like, whoa, that dude's whack.

Speaker 59 What?

Speaker 59 How so?

Speaker 52 You got a really jucked up eye.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 52 You don't wear socks. I don't understand why.

Speaker 32 You told me I pulled them up too high, and so I took them off. No, that's...

Speaker 52 You overcompensated.

Speaker 56 I've just said they looked stupid, pulled up high, and lately, let's be on your feet.

Speaker 30 Your feet must stink.

Speaker 56 No wonder the robot's always making fun of you.

Speaker 11 You stink.

Speaker 6 Okay, fine. I'm doing everything wrong.

Speaker 32 Tell me what to do.

Speaker 6 So when inevitably you pretend to kill yourself again,

Speaker 49 I would never do that again to you.

Speaker 33 You never do that twice?

Speaker 55 I would never do that again to you.

Speaker 19 Okay, great.

Speaker 71 I'm here to be your teacher.

Speaker 63 You know, Durf, you have not given me a single concrete thing that I should be doing besides make a new woodsaber, which you told me was an ancient, elegant weapon.

Speaker 56 It is that, but yours has a bunch of Scotch tape around it.

Speaker 5 What are you gonna do with that?

Speaker 32 Well, I killed a Zeldnaz with it.

Speaker 55 Well, congratulations.

Speaker 6 It was an allergy thing, so I didn't like skewer him or anything.

Speaker 25 Oh, so you're cocky because you got lucky?

Speaker 22 There seem to be

Speaker 27 a certain

Speaker 22 way it falls apart.

Speaker 18 It's disintegrated underneath me.

Speaker 46 It's

Speaker 36 difficult to move, I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 18 Sure, um, and where are you moving it to?

Speaker 46 Oh, I can't tell you that.

Speaker 18 Oh, it's because you're a bad droid and you don't know where you're taking it.

Speaker 12 I'd hate to tell your boss that you are directionless.

Speaker 11 Wait a minute.

Speaker 45 No, it's in a secret location within the Federal Alliance space.

Speaker 18 Oh, yeah, a secret location.

Speaker 2 Oi, oi, oi, you really don't know where you're going.

Speaker 40 Hey, boss, I'm supposed to label it as Quintaris Center.

Speaker 45 Yeah, label it Quantaris Center.

Speaker 36 Those are going there.

Speaker 27 And you still won't tell us where he is.

Speaker 46 Listen, I was programmed with an NDA.

Speaker 36 I cannot speak on these things, but I can tell you, however, that he has an office on Quintaris, where he is clearly working for one of the Council of Seven, who I cannot name at this time.

Speaker 22 I just wish you could give us any information that might help us.

Speaker 46 Listen, the pieces are set on the board, the time is almost right, and the end game is about to go in motion.

Speaker 36 But me,

Speaker 36 I don't know nothing.

Speaker 36 Well, Tor, I guess we're out of luck.

Speaker 18 Wow, really?

Speaker 18 You know,

Speaker 18 can I have your manager's information?

Speaker 36 Initiating outrage protocol!

Speaker 3 Oh, hey!

Speaker 50 Oh, hey!

Speaker 3 How dare you!

Speaker 36 He's gonna be like this right now.

Speaker 3 Oh, I don't go into your work and say, give me your manager. Oh, hey!

Speaker 18 Backing up, and

Speaker 3 just closing.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 25 First off, use the space.

Speaker 6 Okay, so I'll just take your shirt off.

Speaker 31 Why?

Speaker 54 Look, I'm just the conduit from the space.

Speaker 54 Are you shy?

Speaker 32 A little?

Speaker 55 Well, that's one thing you're gonna have to get over.

Speaker 52 You're the chosen one. So let's do this.

Speaker 55 Oh, oh, okay, never mind. Put it back on.
Too pink.

Speaker 40 What?

Speaker 52 You're very. You're pinker than I expected.

Speaker 6 All of my body looks the same.

Speaker 52 No, I think it's pinker around the torso.

Speaker 31 Okay, alright.

Speaker 70 Shirts back on. Great.

Speaker 52 I'm gonna do a backflip onto your right.

Speaker 33 Please don't do that. What? Why?

Speaker 50 Okay, good.

Speaker 56 This is tentatively good.

Speaker 59 You're so heavy.

Speaker 55 I know.

Speaker 52 I'm also very sweaty.

Speaker 15 Alright, well, I guess let's head out.

Speaker 40 Yep.

Speaker 5 Run.

Speaker 13 Okay.

Speaker 54 Walk a little bit. Walk fast.

Speaker 5 Okay.

Speaker 6 How is this building my connection to the space?

Speaker 20 Let me be honest. I don't know.

Speaker 44 So,

Speaker 16 how will I know the Emperor when I see the Emperor?

Speaker 42 Oh, he'll be the known ruler of the universe, so that's a thing. There's a battle coming, so there's a great astral conflagration coming.

Speaker 4 Everything that you know will start to fall apart.

Speaker 55 The reality that you've grown comfortable with, clearly, because you just like go around the planets and I don't know.

Speaker 52 What did you do?

Speaker 55 What have you been working on at home?

Speaker 55 Like, what have you been working on earlier today?

Speaker 32 Earlier today?

Speaker 4 Yeah, what great task were you accomplishing earlier today?

Speaker 32 Oh, I was working on a song.

Speaker 28 Oh, a fight song.

Speaker 33 A song to inspire the troops that you will command.

Speaker 42 Okay, let me hear it so that I may let it resonate through the ages. Yeah, I will.

Speaker 4 Since you've lost the great scrolls, the Zima Scrolls, I will start a new scroll with this great song that you've created.

Speaker 72 The concert the mall was gonna put on was cancelled because the main star didn't show up.

Speaker 12 Oh, but this is- What are you gonna do?

Speaker 56 Don't you see how the space guides us here? Look, look, right down here in the food court, there's a teeming crowd of people, potential soldiers, waiting to be inspired by you, the great one.

Speaker 52 I'll make a short announcement, and you'll come out and sing your song. Thank you for telling me.

Speaker 72 Of course, I mean, we're gonna shut it down, but it's not ready.

Speaker 31 It's not ready. My song.
You are ready.

Speaker 52 This is your moment to shine. And like I said, I will never abandon you.

Speaker 68 But if you blow this, I'm gonna straight up kill myself right on stage.

Speaker 52 No, I'm just telling you this right now, okay?

Speaker 42 So this is gonna be great.

Speaker 2 Ready?

Speaker 4 Greetings, food court participants.

Speaker 48 Thank you for dining at the bourbon chicken spa, the multiple taco places.

Speaker 47 Anyway, thank you for coming here.

Speaker 48 This is an important announcement.

Speaker 66 You're all the first soldiers in the great army that will bring the universe back into balance.

Speaker 48 The space has brought us all here, and I will...

Speaker 43 I can't wait to see Bliff Neur.

Speaker 48 Oh, okay, one quick update on that.

Speaker 42 Blyth couldn't be here. I think he...

Speaker 40 No, no, no, no, no,

Speaker 47 he's totally whacked.

Speaker 7 Bliff.

Speaker 2 He leans on his collaborators.

Speaker 48 It's really, that dude's on the way out, okay? You're a hater!

Speaker 47 Bliff!

Speaker 31 We're all bliff heads here.

Speaker 48 Yeah, no, clearly, but I'm gonna blow your bliff heads right off your bliff necks. Because I got the future.

Speaker 38 What? Is any threatening our lives?

Speaker 47 No, that was a.

Speaker 48 No, you said blif heads, I was just

Speaker 6 gonna strain my bliff neck. I can't.
If you're gonna put some kind of pressure on it.

Speaker 48 No, don't strain your bliff necks. Crane your blifnecks for our next guest.
Okay.

Speaker 48 Man, you guys are dedicated fans. You're not even listening to literally the words I'm saying.
Bliff is over.

Speaker 25 Bliff is dead?

Speaker 48 No, he's just...

Speaker 31 Did you kill Bliff?

Speaker 50 They killed Bliff.

Speaker 2 Let me be honest, I said.

Speaker 7 You You took his head right off his Blyth neck.

Speaker 2 Who's singing?

Speaker 47 Okay, great.

Speaker 48 Thank you.

Speaker 47 Good.

Speaker 48 We have a great guest for you.

Speaker 61 This guest is going to be the leader of the fight that will bring the space back into palace.

Speaker 2 Hey, guys, it's me, Bliff, so I'm leading.

Speaker 3 Hey, everybody.

Speaker 40 All right, coming on.

Speaker 2 What? What?

Speaker 40 What? This is my show.

Speaker 47 Yeah, I know. Sit down.
I know. What?

Speaker 48 Your patented rap-rock style is just gonna have to wait a second. Blyph.

Speaker 52 Okay, one sec.

Speaker 48 Blyth, I have an opening act for you.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 48 That's destined to be the headliner of the universe.

Speaker 48 You won't understand this now.

Speaker 25 There's an emperor rising in this quadrant that is.

Speaker 48 Just get to him! Wow, oh, big attitude all of a sudden.

Speaker 48 Please welcome to the stage your the

Speaker 39 God, Blyph.

Speaker 47 God, Bliff,

Speaker 48 you know what, Blyph, why don't you come with me for a second?

Speaker 40 Blue Julius, I'm here.

Speaker 40 Yeah, I'll take a large.

Speaker 48 It's like a milkshake, but not as good.

Speaker 48 Let me just take it back, grab a quick blue, and I welcome to the stage the chosen one.

Speaker 4 He's got a song that's going to inspire you to rise up and take down the Emperor.

Speaker 53 Please welcome Plek Dexetter, Zima Warrior.

Speaker 58 When I'm flying through space, it makes me feel great.

Speaker 58 I love it in space because I have a couple mates. A second mate called C-53

Speaker 58 and a big dark.

Speaker 36 guy just set himself on fire.

Speaker 42 No, oh, Derf, Black, you did this to me!

Speaker 42 Oh,

Speaker 11 that was like the reverse inspiring!

Speaker 56 That was like a song parody of a good song, and now I will burn.

Speaker 50 You did this to me! Derf, what are you doing?

Speaker 28 That's the song.

Speaker 56 That's the song you're doing.

Speaker 6 It's a work in progress.

Speaker 40 Well,

Speaker 61 Master the space you must.

Speaker 42 I can't be here anymore because you really embarrass me in front of the entire mall.

Speaker 63 Why can't you just come with me and then actually teach me for once?

Speaker 61 No, take what I've taught you already.

Speaker 70 You taught me almost literally nothing.

Speaker 42 This is a high-stakes way to end our lesson.

Speaker 52 You need to get ready to face off the Emperor that is rising even now as we speak.

Speaker 28 As these flames crawl up my robe.

Speaker 32 Don't you don't have to do that.

Speaker 13 It's

Speaker 48 I can't light it up, my woodsaber is like all burnt up.

Speaker 48 Derf, I wish I could be with you, but I'm instead going to be dead. And these are my last words.
Please, punch me out for blue, Julius.

Speaker 20 I don't want to run up the payroll.

Speaker 37 Derf.

Speaker 38 Derf.

Speaker 2 Hey, guys, it's blur. What am I? Ready for the show.

Speaker 18 You have received an audio transmission from Rebellion Headquarters. Playback will follow decryption.

Speaker 65 Attention, Rebels. This is Commander Rolfus Tittle.
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Speaker 31 End of message.

Speaker 31 Wait, this so this is insane.

Speaker 30 So we know that Swak Tambui, the architect for the Planet Crusher and the Planet Crusher Crusher, is going to Kuntara as the capital of the Federated Alliance.

Speaker 30 He'd shipped his pocket universe there where he could actually produce multiple planet crushers and it's all in service of some member of the council.

Speaker 58 So

Speaker 6 listen, Nermit.

Speaker 30 Yeah, I'm gonna put this in for processing.

Speaker 6 No, Nermit, listen, you have to just take it straight to Rolfus' office. This is important.

Speaker 35 He hates that.

Speaker 30 No, but just. I'm gonna mark this middle high priority.

Speaker 21 What? Just high priority.

Speaker 30 No, that's really reserved for it.

Speaker 36 They're not.

Speaker 9 For what?

Speaker 8 They just said.

Speaker 3 They really try to shy.

Speaker 30 Like, you gotta be sure.

Speaker 23 You don't want to nervous yourself.

Speaker 39 Yeah. Nermit, yeah.

Speaker 6 Take it in your hand over to Rolfus right now.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 30 I'm gonna put it on my list.

Speaker 21 What? What?

Speaker 63 What is on your list besides that?

Speaker 30 Nothing, but I wrote it on the second line in case something one more important thing happens.

Speaker 3 What did you talk about?

Speaker 30 No one knows what happens in the future.

Speaker 9 That's a good point.

Speaker 32 But I will tell you this:

Speaker 6 the prophecy states that there's a battle coming and that I'm going to be very prominently featured as

Speaker 7 an old, older friend.

Speaker 30 An older...

Speaker 9 Alright.

Speaker 30 And I got a 185 bowling while everyone was gone.

Speaker 8 Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah.

Speaker 19 That's pretty good.

Speaker 30 They put up those inflatable things on the sides.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Yeah, that's actually pretty low.

Speaker 30 Honestly, I'm 19 inches tall, guys. Throw me a bone.

Speaker 14 Sure.

Speaker 14 I bought a hat.

Speaker 9 At the mall?

Speaker 14 Yeah, at the ship mall, which is next to it.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 8 I didn't really notice the ship mall.

Speaker 26 Yeah, I bought a hat.

Speaker 14 So that's a thing that happened to me.

Speaker 14 Also, I booked a pot, so.

Speaker 23 I don't know. I just wanted to

Speaker 14 power of my profession, because I've kind of been in a bad place. And Bito, why don't you tell him about my new role?

Speaker 17 Beetle books Bargé under 5.

Speaker 14 Yeah, it'll be a spaceship that's moving boxes and telling these two detective people

Speaker 14 just what happened. But like under five lines of information.
Because if you do over five lines, you get a higher rate, and this is a long budget thing.

Speaker 8 That's

Speaker 17 10 45%.

Speaker 24 Yes,

Speaker 15 seems high, Bino.

Speaker 14 Well, that's what you gotta do in your career in the beginning when your beginning starts over again.

Speaker 17 Be no no hollow business.

Speaker 14 Anyway, we're shooting it right now. So everyone, be quiet.
I'm gonna do my first take.

Speaker 7 Wait, we're gonna go are we in this show? Yep.

Speaker 14 Well, you're inside of me. You're not like visually.

Speaker 7 should we get out should we duck below the windows so

Speaker 7 great great

Speaker 3 So where were you that night?

Speaker 30 I was here in space just waiting for you to come here

Speaker 14 and I found a box and inside of it

Speaker 41 Oh you just found a box

Speaker 41 Well, I guess that's all we need to know from you, isn't it?

Speaker 34 Goodbye.

Speaker 14 Can I do a second date?

Speaker 21 Yeah, we got it.

Speaker 14 Thank you very much.

Speaker 6 One and done.

Speaker 14 Yeah, that's what they say before.

Speaker 3 I think we're gonna lose that.

Speaker 6 All right, Nermit. Well, you know, let us know what we can do with the, you know, impending conflict.

Speaker 8 Enjoy your blue Julius, by the way. What do you mean?

Speaker 8 The Blue Julius that you

Speaker 19 met your guy.

Speaker 30 Oh, sure, you guys all enjoyed blue Julius's and I didn't get one. That's really nice.

Speaker 35 You enjoy your blue Julius.

Speaker 30 I don't have a Blue Julius. I wasn't at the strip mall with you.

Speaker 70 What are you talking about? Alright, you know what, guys?

Speaker 6 I'll talk to you guys later. I'm gonna be in my room.

Speaker 6 Oh, Bino.

Speaker 17 Oh, Bina found this box.

Speaker 17 What do you mean? Been found this box. Beano loved fine woodwork.

Speaker 6 Beano, these are Durf's ancient scrolls.

Speaker 32 Where did you get these?

Speaker 17 Bino now.

Speaker 70 Alright, well, thank you, Bino.

Speaker 70 Read the scrolls.

Speaker 3 What? Dirf?

Speaker 63 I knew you faked it.

Speaker 63 You did it again.

Speaker 7 Yeah, from where?

Speaker 22 Spacer.

Speaker 22 Easy answer, but Space.

Speaker 6 Alright, fine. I'll read the scroll.
It's what I was going to do.

Speaker 6 I'm not going to sit alone in my room and open the box and then not read the scrolls.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 6 Oh,

Speaker 6 you know what?

Speaker 35 The payroll's going to be a nightmare.

Speaker 73 This is Sea Red IT5, Credits and Attributions Droid, commencing outro protocol. Emissary Plech Dexeter was played by Alden Ford.
C-53 was played by Jeremy Bent.

Speaker 73 Security Officer Dar was played by Ali Kokesh. The Bargerian Jade and Roos were played by Mujan Zolfagari.
Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundeloy and Blyth DeMore were played by Seth Lynd.

Speaker 73 Bino and Bruce were played by Winston Null. Older Derf was played by special guest Justin Tyler.
Justin is an actor, writer, and director in New York.

Speaker 73 He is co-creator of the U-Steak character showcase, Characters Welcome, and hosts the weekly variety show, Gentrify, with Alden Ford and Brandon Scott Jones.

Speaker 40 He also co-hosts Comic Book Club, a weekly comic book show and podcast in NYC.

Speaker 73 Follow him on Twitter at JTSizzle. This episode was edited by Seth Lynde with sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell.
Recorded at Robert Doggy Jr.'s Puppy Palace in Brooklyn, New York.

Speaker 73 Music by Brennan Ryan. Opening curl narration by Jeremy Crutchley.
Ship designed for the Bargarian Jade by Eric Boyce. Mission to Zix is brought to this galaxy by Audioboom.
Thanks, Audioboom.

Speaker 73 Do you want to be a Zema warrior? Join the other defenders of the space on Patreon and get custom ringtones, free merch, and more. Go to patreon.com/slash mission to zix and fulfill your destiny.

Speaker 29 Okay, yep, fair enough.

Speaker 28 Whoa, that old guy just set himself on fire.

Speaker 42 Oh, dirt, black, you did this to me.

Speaker 35 Oh,

Speaker 56 you, that was like a the weird owl version of a song that we needed to hear.

Speaker 11 It was reverse inspiring.

Speaker 56 That was like a song parody of a good song, like a strange owl version of it.

Speaker 20 And now I will burn.

Speaker 60 You did this to me.

Speaker 66 That was awesome.

Speaker 16 Great.

Speaker 62 I mean, I don't know. I just thought that was funny to have him killing himself again somehow.

Speaker 60 I mean, I promised multiple times I wouldn't die. So I was definitely going to die.
Yeah.