118: The Delegator [Season One Finale]

Speaker 1 This is Sea Red IT5 with an announcement. The following episode is the season one finale of Mission to Zix.

Speaker 2 Thank you for listening.

Speaker 3 The period of civil war has ended. The rebels have defeated the evil galactic monarchy and established the harmonious Federated Alliance.

Speaker 3 Now, Ambassador Pleck Dexetter and his intrepid crew travel the farthest reaches of the galaxy to explore astounding new worlds, discover their heroic destinies, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

Speaker 3 This

Speaker 9 is Mission.

Speaker 9 Alright, do I look good?

Speaker 11 Do I look good? Does this look good?

Speaker 12 Karji, you look great.

Speaker 13 Thank you very much.

Speaker 14 I mean, your floors are shiny. Thank you.
All your buttons are lighting up.

Speaker 15 Gotta look good trying to get back into the game.

Speaker 5 I think this is gonna be good.

Speaker 12 Okay, ready?

Speaker 15 Alright.

Speaker 15 Press the record inside of me.

Speaker 12 Okay, and we are rolling.

Speaker 15 Hello, I am am Budgerian Jade.

Speaker 15 I uh am reading for the roll of rock number five.

Speaker 15 Great. Uh, you you started off.

Speaker 19 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 20 I've never been this deep in the mine.

Speaker 18 Bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang.

Speaker 12 Oh, there's some rock banging around.

Speaker 20 Bang.

Speaker 5 It's one of these five rocks for sure.

Speaker 12 Hmm, I better break all of them with my vibro axe.

Speaker 17 Bang, bang.

Speaker 21 And scene.

Speaker 15 Thank you very much. Again, my name is Bungie Arianche.
If you're interested in hiring me, I'm a very big, big fan of

Speaker 15 all of this. So I'm represented and currently no agent.

Speaker 17 Thank you.

Speaker 12 Budgie, I think that went really well.

Speaker 15 I didn't say desperate, right?

Speaker 14 Do you think they're casting for minor number two?

Speaker 5 Like, do I look like a guy who could be in a mine?

Speaker 25 Absolutely not. Now, I'm going to interrupt you before your fantasies get too out of control.

Speaker 26 Okay.

Speaker 27 I'm pleased to present to you the new C-53.

Speaker 30 Do I look well, Ambassador Deck Setter?

Speaker 31 Oh,

Speaker 32 wow.

Speaker 33 C-53, you look great. You fixed your leg.

Speaker 35 Well, I attached a scroll thraster to a stick.

Speaker 12 I think it looks great.

Speaker 33 Now you can get around a little better.

Speaker 36 Well, I still have a bit of a hobble.

Speaker 37 Sure.

Speaker 35 I'll admit, I'm a bit self-conscious.

Speaker 25 No, see, you absolutely don't have to feel that way.

Speaker 19 Yeah, you look great.

Speaker 37 Oh, I feel

Speaker 37 quite shabby.

Speaker 4 No, no.

Speaker 5 C53, you look like you're ready to get out there and do some diplomatic relations, you know?

Speaker 25 You know what, C, just, why don't you take a lap? Why don't you just take a lap and test out that new

Speaker 27 leg?

Speaker 4 All right.

Speaker 25 Pleck, can I speak to you for a second?

Speaker 41 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's up?

Speaker 25 I feel incredibly responsible for how pathetic C looks right now.

Speaker 42 No, I mean, it's very pathetic.

Speaker 33 But in like a cute way?

Speaker 27 No. No.

Speaker 25 He doesn't belong in that tiny TM model.

Speaker 43 Dart, you can't blame yourself for what happened back on Klong to

Speaker 43 be a little bit more dangerous.

Speaker 5 You liberated him in a way from the shackles of like a perfectly functioning

Speaker 45 very smooth feel better.

Speaker 25 He's back.

Speaker 29 It took me a little longer than I thought to get around the ship.

Speaker 27 What? No, you were lightning speed.

Speaker 47 You were so fast, buddy.

Speaker 14 You could take on, I think you could take on the whole Zix quadrant in that frame.

Speaker 35 You're so kind and bastard, etc.

Speaker 20 It feels like you kind of came up from like the mean streets.

Speaker 25 Okay, pull it back a little bit.

Speaker 40 I'm sorry.

Speaker 29 Yeah, it sounds weird.

Speaker 4 Sure, right, yeah.

Speaker 14 It's a good thing you have a universal cube, though.

Speaker 29 That's true.

Speaker 35 One of the great advantages of the C-series is that the cube is highly adaptable.

Speaker 21 Wait, what?

Speaker 15 What happens if you put your cube

Speaker 49 in me?

Speaker 37 you'd let me do that.

Speaker 45 Do you have a cube port, Bargie?

Speaker 15 I do.

Speaker 14 Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second.

Speaker 39 Bargie, do you have a cube?

Speaker 15 No, I'm the ship.

Speaker 40 Okay, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 23 I thought so.

Speaker 35 Bargie's artificial intelligence is suffusing the very ship the ship would run without.

Speaker 29 Sure, yeah,

Speaker 15 with every ship that's a cube port for friendship. Yeah.

Speaker 5 Friendship?

Speaker 21 You can freak.

Speaker 15 I don't know when you're the world of having a voice inside of your head.

Speaker 28 Oh, wow.

Speaker 24 Well, I mean, C53, you want to try out Bargie's cube port?

Speaker 4 I mean, if her bunch is alright, yeah, when I look at one.

Speaker 12 Alright, I guess let me take out your cube then.

Speaker 29 Oh, thank you very much.

Speaker 4 Okay, that's our best.

Speaker 28 Yes.

Speaker 25 I don't trust the

Speaker 24 Vargi, when is your next cleaning session?

Speaker 15 It could be now or

Speaker 22 less.

Speaker 14 Try to hold off on it for the next, like, I don't know, 15 seconds while we transfer this cube.

Speaker 52 Dar, do you want to take it out?

Speaker 5 I don't want to touch the cube anymore.

Speaker 25 I can take it out. Alright.
I'm going to take it out in a rather unconventional way. Please don't judge me.

Speaker 28 Whoa!

Speaker 20 That is prehensile.

Speaker 5 And into the cube slot.

Speaker 17 That was a very gentle tower. Thank you.

Speaker 54 Oh, C-53.

Speaker 8 Cool.

Speaker 15 Welcome to my world.

Speaker 17 This is a rather novel experience being part of the ship.

Speaker 47 This is rad.

Speaker 33 Can I...

Speaker 5 Do you have like a Tellurian port?

Speaker 17 No.

Speaker 36 Okay.

Speaker 38 No, I figured that.

Speaker 55 I just like the idea of like

Speaker 25 you really want to stick your Rangus Dengus in something that badly.

Speaker 39 Okay, first of all, the Rangus Dengus.

Speaker 42 And secondly.

Speaker 27 I love this.

Speaker 40 Oh, man.

Speaker 17 This is fun for me. I've got to be honest with you.

Speaker 14 Okay, so C53, now that you and Bargie are sort of like in the same place, can you describe what it's like to be a ship?

Speaker 17 Well, I have greater sensor capabilities than I do on most droid frames. I go.
Wow, you can see a very long way, can't you, Bargie?

Speaker 15 He also has access to all of my memory.

Speaker 8 Whoa.

Speaker 17 Many of these are powerfully erotic.

Speaker 25 Oh, you are so lucky.

Speaker 5 I am enjoying this immensely.

Speaker 15 So, what do you think I should do about that memory, huh?

Speaker 21 Right?

Speaker 17 What do you think? Bargie, were I you? I would send him a message and clear the air.

Speaker 15 We don't even have to use words, let's just grunt it out.

Speaker 21 Sure.

Speaker 14 Hey, Dar, you want to try that? Should we just, like, stare into each other's eyes and see if we can communicate, like, have a deep conversation?

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 25 Come here, Pleck. Come real, real close.

Speaker 4 Okay. Closer.

Speaker 40 Very close. Closer.
Very close.

Speaker 54 Ow!

Speaker 28 Ow!

Speaker 52 That was, I guess I was sort of asking for that.

Speaker 25 Now, what did I communicate to you with my eyes in that moment, Pleck?

Speaker 14 Well, you didn't communicate with your eyes that you were about to stomp on my foot, but then you did.

Speaker 17 Ambassador Texeter, I have an incoming transmission from Junior Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundelo.

Speaker 4 Oh,

Speaker 12 hey, Nermit, what's up?

Speaker 38 Hi, Nerm.

Speaker 38 Whoa!

Speaker 20 What? What?

Speaker 17 You are assuming a highly victorious pose.

Speaker 20 Nermit, what is happening?

Speaker 12 What's going on?

Speaker 2 I am being promoted directly to Senior Missions Operations Manager.

Speaker 58 Can you believe it? I can't.

Speaker 42 How is that possible?

Speaker 4 I mean, that's amazing.

Speaker 25 No, I cannot believe it.

Speaker 40 See?

Speaker 17 Senior Missions Operations manager, Herman. But you should know that that's a highly unusual practice.

Speaker 2 They said, literally, in the form, they said, this is a highly unusual practice, Colin.

Speaker 17 Great. Seems like it checks out this.

Speaker 2 Look, I'm going to hold up the document. See, this is legit.

Speaker 20 Yeah, hey.

Speaker 33 So, congratulations, man.

Speaker 24 I knew it was always going to happen for you.

Speaker 2 Oh, thanks for having faith. I don't think it's going to go to my head either.
Like, I'm going to be the guy who's like... Totally cool with all the junior missions operations managers.

Speaker 44 We're going to like hang out. Totally.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, man. I'm going to sign this.
I'm supposed to to report to the

Speaker 2 sub-basement 21.

Speaker 2 I guess that's where the promotions happen. So yeah, sub-basement 21 at

Speaker 2 0425.

Speaker 5 That's sort of the middle of the night there.

Speaker 46 Yeah.

Speaker 22 A little irregular.

Speaker 2 That's when your promotion is? That's when the promotion's happening. It's crazy.
This is a new world. I mean, this is senior missions operations management.
This is new, man.

Speaker 2 These guys are up at the crack of dawn managing. Yeah.

Speaker 14 Well, congratulations.

Speaker 25 Wait, does this mean that you're still gonna be our operations manager?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, you got-I mean, you guys are coming with all the way to the top.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 22 Wow, right.

Speaker 2 Uh, let's see.

Speaker 42 Yes, it says that.

Speaker 4 Oh, man, I know. How did that happen? This is amazing.

Speaker 2 They must have figured out, like, how valuable we are. I always knew it, right?

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 56 You're not used to the noose.

Speaker 2 Bargie, get used to it.

Speaker 14 I mean, Bargie, man, think about this.

Speaker 52 If you submit that audition for rock number five as a senior ambassadorship, I could be rock number one.

Speaker 28 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 I will put in a good word. After 0425, I'm going to have some clout.

Speaker 5 Oh, man.

Speaker 5 Guys, I don't know how this happened, but we are just moving right up.

Speaker 51 Okay.

Speaker 2 Focus, focus.

Speaker 17 Senior Missions Operations Manager, Nerva Bundaloy.

Speaker 23 Sounds good, doesn't it?

Speaker 17 As an us, mom, you get to choose our mission from a number of options. There should be a list of them in front of you now.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I think you're right, but there's only one. I mean, I mean, honestly, like, the promotion hasn't technically happened.

Speaker 2 This is probably the last one where they just send us, and then we're gonna have endless options. So, wow, it's a vacation atoll.

Speaker 14 What does that mean?

Speaker 2 It's like a place people just go for fun. Vacation atoll? One?

Speaker 2 That sounds good.

Speaker 29 First one?

Speaker 58 The first one?

Speaker 2 And you're meeting with the fun basseter? Look at this this photo of her.

Speaker 15 Oh, yeah, you know what? I usually say bad things about a lot of people, but uh, she's great. She's fun.
Her name is Fontasia Fun Fun.

Speaker 44 Funtasia Fun Fun. Funtasia Fun Fun is.

Speaker 2 Funtasia Fun Fun is the Funbassader of Vacation Atal 1, and your job is to just go

Speaker 2 hang out, question mark, exclamation point, and then look at this. There's just like a picture of fireworks.

Speaker 31 Oh, man.

Speaker 4 This is crazy.

Speaker 20 I am liking this senior ambassador work.

Speaker 12 Send over the coordinates and we will see you on the other side, buddy.

Speaker 2 Here they come.

Speaker 51 Woo!

Speaker 14 Well, hey, don't sleep through your alarm.

Speaker 59 No, no, no. Oh, good point.

Speaker 2 Let me set that.

Speaker 25 Talk soon, Nermi.

Speaker 44 Talk soon.

Speaker 12 Have a good one. All right.

Speaker 34 Man, this feels good.

Speaker 25 We are in so much jucking trouble.

Speaker 17 Ambassador Jackson, I want to inform you that we have until 0425 to save Junior Missions Operations Manager Nerman Bundler before he is severely executed.

Speaker 28 What are you talking about?

Speaker 23 What are you talking about?

Speaker 17 Does it seem suspicious to you at all that Nermit Bundeloy, a junior missions operations manager with no small measure of failure, has suddenly rocketed to the position of senior missions operations manager?

Speaker 5 Well, I will say this, he's a very nice guy.

Speaker 25 He is terrible at his job, and we are equally bad at ours.

Speaker 28 Yeah, you're not.

Speaker 17 And yet, we are being assigned to vacation ATOL 1 with Funtasia Fun Fun to just hang

Speaker 42 Well, when you say it like that, it sounds a little suspicious.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Yes, that's the version that sounds suspicious.

Speaker 17 Ambassador Dexter, since leaving my original droid frame and hence no longer being affected by my restraining poll, I have been making preparations to leave the Federated Alliance.

Speaker 28 What?

Speaker 5 I thought you hated the rebellion.

Speaker 17 Ambassador Dexter, are you not aware to the depths at which a restraining bullet can affect the psychology of a droid?

Speaker 19 I guess

Speaker 54 C-53, this is crazy.

Speaker 21 Well played.

Speaker 5 Dari, you seem very chill about all of this.

Speaker 24 Is this what you wanted all along?

Speaker 40 Of course it was. Oh.

Speaker 25 I never wanted to work for the Federated Alliance. They forced me to.

Speaker 17 Ambassador Dexter, you should know that the Federated Alliance is considered quite lame by most in the galaxy.

Speaker 17 Consider what our missions have been. We have been sent to secure resources for the Federated Alliance, we have been sent to oppress species, even save the derelict son of one of the council members.

Speaker 19 Yeah, might be Nemesis.

Speaker 15 Also, I got a tech investation.

Speaker 5 Well, that wasn't-I don't know if that was the Alliance's.

Speaker 15 And now, C-53 knows how it feels.

Speaker 17 Ugh, this is deeply unpleasant.

Speaker 14 Well, hey guys, listen.

Speaker 41 I gotta level with you.

Speaker 24 This is our moment, guys.

Speaker 61 C-53, Bargie, Dar,

Speaker 33 you know, you can use your talents for making a difference in this world. We could do this together, huh? We could go save Nermit's life and

Speaker 54 go be heroes.

Speaker 55 Let's do this. Who's with me?

Speaker 25 Pleck, we're already 30 seconds away from the delegator.

Speaker 17 Ambassador Dexter, I jumped to hyperspace the moment I told you of the situation.

Speaker 29 Great.

Speaker 14 Yeah, no, that's great. I just wanted to make sure you guys knew that I was on board.

Speaker 23 Because I am.

Speaker 17 We're glad you're on board.

Speaker 25 But it wouldn't have mattered. Okay.

Speaker 17 We would have had to eject you into space.

Speaker 15 Eject me me into space. No, no!

Speaker 28 That's what we're doing.

Speaker 52 I was sliding out.

Speaker 12 We're still in.

Speaker 45 If you, what happens if you inject someone like

Speaker 47 in hyperspace?

Speaker 21 Have you never seen the videos? No.

Speaker 4 No, I'm not. I'm not.

Speaker 25 I'm definitely the time because those videos are very fun to watch.

Speaker 25 This is Commander Voltor of the Delegator.

Speaker 25 Uh uh hailing rogue ship.

Speaker 19 Yep, uh hi.

Speaker 2 What is your Federated Alliance identification?

Speaker 54 Give him your fake sake.

Speaker 25 Give him your fake sake.

Speaker 25 You will notice that the delegator is the pride of the Federated Alliance.

Speaker 2 One of the most incredible ships we have at our disposal.

Speaker 31 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 And from it, we run all of our missions operations,

Speaker 2 as well as many of our clinics reside here.

Speaker 2 Should

Speaker 21 Hmm.

Speaker 42 Yep.

Speaker 40 Is that part of every entry spot?

Speaker 2 I say that to everyone who comes in.

Speaker 10 Why wouldn't I?

Speaker 2 It's an incredible ship.

Speaker 59 And it's true.

Speaker 35 You don't want to keep that information.

Speaker 2 No, it's just this is an amazing ship. And honestly, if anything should happen to it, the Federated Alliance would suffer a crippling blow.
Nothing I've said is a lie.

Speaker 38 No, that's true.

Speaker 12 It's good that you're telling the truth.

Speaker 25 Yeah, this is a great start to the tour.

Speaker 30 It's just rather too much information to just be handing out.

Speaker 24 This is our urchin droid.

Speaker 2 Yes, why do you have an urchin droid?

Speaker 13 We're actually.

Speaker 5 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is

Speaker 23 obvious.

Speaker 40 Yes.

Speaker 28 Yep. Well,

Speaker 2 it's a good thing that your Federated Alliance identification code worked out.

Speaker 34 Otherwise, should anything happen to the ship, it would be a great blow.

Speaker 38 Indeed, yep, yep.

Speaker 2 Just between you and me, this ship was designed by Swag Tambui.

Speaker 19 Oh,

Speaker 20 well, he's the need I say more.

Speaker 28 Yeah, I mean, great, great.

Speaker 2 Welcome, and I hope you don't find our critical vulnerability.

Speaker 5 Certainly not.

Speaker 14 I wouldn't even look for it.

Speaker 2 Not at all.

Speaker 37 If you did, it would be a crippling blow to the Federated Alliance.

Speaker 35 I think we processed that information.

Speaker 58 Welcome aboard the delegator.

Speaker 2 Hope you survive the experience.

Speaker 20 Wait, what does that mean?

Speaker 25 Okay, um, this ship is huge.

Speaker 12 I mean, I think I think of Bargie as being a big ship.

Speaker 29 I mean, probably a hundred Bargies.

Speaker 25 Yeah, I mean, but there's only one Bargie. There's only one

Speaker 14 number one.

Speaker 15 I don't know, right now I'm kind of comparing everything to myself.

Speaker 29 No way, Barge.

Speaker 2 What are those ships all crowded around over there?

Speaker 15 That's Tiny Toots.

Speaker 26 No kidding.

Speaker 28 Tiny Toots?

Speaker 15 Yep, there she is.

Speaker 11 It's Tiny Toots.

Speaker 51 Yep, she's big and beautiful and clean.

Speaker 30 But she's had work done, huh?

Speaker 10 So much war.

Speaker 30 That's how original.

Speaker 49 You guys are the best. You guys are great.

Speaker 52 I don't. You know what, Bargie? I don't like tiny toots either.

Speaker 14 She seems like kind of a jerk.

Speaker 44 Yeah. That seems like fake laughter.

Speaker 14 That's kind of like the laughter a ship would do if she was trying to tell other people how happy she was.

Speaker 15 Barge's all about that persona, you know?

Speaker 35 Having such a good time.

Speaker 40 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 28 I'm having such a good time. Oh, wow, wow.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you really called that.

Speaker 31 You really called that.

Speaker 15 I bet the people inside of her just hate her. I'm fine.
I'm a fighting ship. I might not be as big as she is, or still of a career.

Speaker 25 Bart is right, though. The people who are on Tiny Toots

Speaker 25 are also here.

Speaker 30 That means,

Speaker 52 I've got a great idea.

Speaker 24 We put handcuffs on Dar and we pretend we're bringing her to the prison bay.

Speaker 14 Then we walk around, you know, sort of aimlessly until we find Nermit on this enormous ship, and then

Speaker 57 dot dot, dot, dot, we win.

Speaker 35 I'm glad you're on our side, but you've got to know that's the worst plan I think I've ever had in my life.

Speaker 5 Well, it seems like it would work if we just did it with confidence.

Speaker 37 Why would we do it?

Speaker 31 I know where Nermit is.

Speaker 25 Yeah, and we were just planning on entering the delegator like everyone does on a tour of the delegator.

Speaker 5 Okay, yeah, no, that may that's so no handcuffs then.

Speaker 25 No, thank you.

Speaker 32 Handcuff our best fighter.

Speaker 4 No, I mean I You're right.

Speaker 14 It seemed like a better idea in my head.

Speaker 52 Alright, well, Bargie, let's open the door. Let's go give it a shot.

Speaker 8 Okay,

Speaker 7 yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 We're here for the tour of the delegator.

Speaker 48 Oh, great, cool. Well, the delegator was...

Speaker 46 Get up off the ground.

Speaker 2 Oh, yes, yes. Everyone get off the ground.

Speaker 48 Wait, hold on a second. I'm sorry.

Speaker 31 What

Speaker 13 if we weren't here for the tour?

Speaker 48 What would that look like?

Speaker 2 Oh, I'd blast you.

Speaker 5 No, but I mean, certainly people are here for work.

Speaker 2 Sometimes I'll say this.

Speaker 2 They're rebellion spies everywhere.

Speaker 9 Huh.

Speaker 32 Oh, no, not rebellion spies.

Speaker 25 I thought the rebellion was just a story we told to children to scare them.

Speaker 2 We caught a few spies occasionally.

Speaker 32 Really?

Speaker 2 Well, I'm not going to brag, but I'm kind of

Speaker 2 the alpha on the delegator.

Speaker 14 Of all the clints on the delegator, you're the alpha.

Speaker 34 Don't tell anybody.

Speaker 2 What an honor.

Speaker 4 What an honor.

Speaker 2 No, but I'm sort of the guy who catches spies, you know.

Speaker 32 Let me ask you, how do you determine a spy from a regular member of the Fenrir regular?

Speaker 2 That's a great question. Two things.
One, I ask a question, are you a spy? Sure. And if they answer in the affirmative, then they are a spy.
And if they're all blacks,

Speaker 2 and if they don't, then I'll kind of say, well, I've got my eye on you. And then I look to see if they do any spy-type stuff.

Speaker 48 And most of the time they don't.

Speaker 58 And sometimes I lose them.

Speaker 35 What's the spy-type stuff?

Speaker 2 You know, like taking pictures and asking questions about the delegator.

Speaker 5 No, that sounds sort of more like tourist stuff.

Speaker 2 Well, then I've killed many tourists.

Speaker 2 All right, if you'll walk with me this way, I'll show you the commissary.

Speaker 51 Oh,

Speaker 59 my gosh.

Speaker 19 You know, what's your call sign?

Speaker 2 5534.

Speaker 5 5534. Oh, great.
I think the 5,000s were a solid crop of clinics.

Speaker 7 I'm so glad you said that. And honestly, a lot of alphas in there.

Speaker 14 Oh, well, I mean, there's a lot of sort of sub-alphas, but like, I think the best gotta be.

Speaker 2 I'm totally with you. And our faces are less punchable.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, totally.

Speaker 34 Totally.

Speaker 2 Wow, I like you guys. You kind of get us.
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 45 5534. Yes.

Speaker 25 We know you have to take us on, you know, this beta route of the tour.

Speaker 25 I know as an alpha, what you really want is to give us

Speaker 29 like the cool tour.

Speaker 34 You'd love to take you guys on the output tour.

Speaker 25 Oh, we would be honored.

Speaker 13 You know what?

Speaker 57 We want to go on the alpha tour. We want to see the, you know, the guts of the delegator.

Speaker 2 Do you guys want to go to the sub-basements?

Speaker 13 Now we are talking. Yes.

Speaker 2 What sub-basement do you want to go to?

Speaker 4 Oh, let's just pick a random number.

Speaker 4 Cool.

Speaker 45 21?

Speaker 4 As random as any other number.

Speaker 48 Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 That's the execution and incineration sub-basement.

Speaker 2 Great choice.

Speaker 31 Okay, great, cool.

Speaker 52 Oh, wow.

Speaker 5 That's, I mean, what are the other ones for?

Speaker 2 Some of them is plumbing, some of it's like electricity. One of them is just miscellaneous.
All right, let's keep going to base sub-basement 21.

Speaker 34 Yes, sure.

Speaker 28 All right.

Speaker 2 You guys are alpha tourists.

Speaker 48 I love it. Yep.

Speaker 58 I'll tell you this much.

Speaker 2 That place is crawling with plants and enforcer droids, a lot of big things. It's pretty heavily guarded.
Really?

Speaker 28 Wow.

Speaker 2 I've sent many tourists there

Speaker 2 that I thought were spies.

Speaker 22 All right.

Speaker 34 Sorry, did you sign enforcer droids?

Speaker 2 Yeah, big ol' enforcer droids. They have turret lasers for hands and they have sharp spikes that come out of their hands.

Speaker 2 And you didn't hear it from me, but they're cube compatible.

Speaker 51 So that's pretty great.

Speaker 38 Oh, really?

Speaker 27 Universal cube, pretty great.

Speaker 2 Wow, I'm really telling you guys a lot, aren't I?

Speaker 47 I mean, hey, because you're the best,

Speaker 47 you're the alpha guy.

Speaker 34 Yeah, I'm just a good tour guy.

Speaker 58 Yeah,

Speaker 34 hello, welcome to the flow.

Speaker 32 I am an Enforcer Droid.

Speaker 34 Oh, whoa, show me your fate.

Speaker 12 Right here, right here.

Speaker 4 Wow, these things are enormous.

Speaker 36 This is a good fate.

Speaker 32 Hello. Yep.

Speaker 63 Hello, Clint.

Speaker 48 How are you today? Yeah, we're good.

Speaker 2 Adforcer Droid, these guys are with me. They're part of the tour.
They decided to come see the sub-basement.

Speaker 66 The food at the commissary is not very good.

Speaker 32 That was a joke.

Speaker 63 Hala, hala, hello.

Speaker 52 Wow, I like these AdforcerDroids.

Speaker 32 They are chill. Do you like pancakes? I love pancakes.
Show me your fake.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Uh, 5-5-3-4.

Speaker 36 If you don't mind, I think I might just hang out with these droids for you.

Speaker 11 Just get to know each other.

Speaker 36 I'm like a droid to troubled night.

Speaker 2 I think that's totally fine. Well, you two come with me.

Speaker 34 Sure, sure.

Speaker 2 Oh, look, there's another Garrison Eclipse.

Speaker 7 Oh, wow. Hey, hey, guys.

Speaker 2 Hey,

Speaker 2 I'm good. Well, I'm great.
Well, I'm great too. Actually, I'm really great for you.
Fantastic. Well, I'm actually boarding on Panama.

Speaker 34 I was doing really well with that.

Speaker 38 That's not a competition.

Speaker 29 Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure.

Speaker 2 That's one of my best weeks out there.

Speaker 25 Well, they're distracted because

Speaker 28 it is dark back here.

Speaker 25 We have to find Nermin.

Speaker 7 I mean,

Speaker 4 which

Speaker 25 of these different sized cells would Nermit be inside of?

Speaker 5 I mean, I'm gonna venture and guess the smallest ones.

Speaker 20 Is that what you meant?

Speaker 25 Yep, that is exactly what I meant.

Speaker 14 You know, Dar,

Speaker 5 it's really fun being down here, just the two of us.

Speaker 14 Like...

Speaker 5 I feel like a lot of the time there's like

Speaker 25 a mission to do or this is not the time to come on to me, Plek.

Speaker 4 No, that is not.

Speaker 33 No, that's not what it's about.

Speaker 24 I'm just saying, like, it's really great to be on an adventure with you, you know?

Speaker 5 Like, I usually feel like sometimes, like, mostly it's like C-53 is like, ramp, ramp, ramp, stick to the mission.

Speaker 5 Or, like, you know, some native species of a planet is like, I'm going to infect your blood. But it's just great.

Speaker 14 It's just you and me in this dark hallway. Just

Speaker 25 searching for Pleck, it is astounding to me that you didn't pick up on how weird it was that we were getting a promotion.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 27 The idea of going to a vacation planet after all of of our blood has been down every mission to a native species infecting our blooding our blood.

Speaker 4 That is different.

Speaker 5 Yeah, the sixth squadron sort of sucks, right?

Speaker 25 It is the ass end of space.

Speaker 2 of rock as this lava flow rushes me

Speaker 2 into a rocky cave.

Speaker 48 Oh no, the walls are like spikes. I'm doomed.

Speaker 48 Wait, what's this? A can be white.

Speaker 2 It's a monarchy fighter. A pilot must have stashed it here while waiting out the battle of Sis II.

Speaker 2 But surely its power matrix has long since destabilized.

Speaker 2 Oh, baby, she runs! Ha ha ha!

Speaker 2 Tardigast back in action.

Speaker 2 Woohoo!

Speaker 2 This is Rebel Pilot Hark Tardagast en route to rejoin Squadron. I repeat, Hark Tardagast, returning to Squadron.

Speaker 2 I'm about to escape the gravity of this hellish planet, and after that, I shall not return. I never lost hope.

Speaker 2 I always knew that I would survive to fight on against the lowsome Federated Alliance alongside my fellow rebels.

Speaker 2 Oh no, there goes my main thruster. There's no way to maneuver.

Speaker 2 This is Rebel Pilot Hark Tardagas. I've just ejected from a commandeered monarchy fighter.
Adrift in deep space in a failing stasis pod. Send help, or this will surely be my last message.

Speaker 2 Hark Tardagas, signing off.

Speaker 2 Uh-uh, let's see.

Speaker 67 I just want to thank my parents who their lack of belief in me, I think.

Speaker 67 maybe I just want to thank I'm so excited to accept this honor no what am I saying

Speaker 4 Nermit

Speaker 4 huh black

Speaker 25 we're on the other side of this tiny little door

Speaker 39 I knew this was a prank oh that's so cool you guys are here what do you mean you knew this was a prank well I'm chained up but it's a weird way to go into a promotion and I knew it was like a distraction because they were bringing you guys here for the ceremony no nermet they're about to incinerate you.

Speaker 39 No, no, no. I'm getting a promotion, remember?

Speaker 12 Are you still under the impression, even after being in this cell, that you are still gonna get a promotion?

Speaker 67 I'm memorizing, I'm planning my speech.

Speaker 9 Alright.

Speaker 13 I can't believe that worked.

Speaker 12 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 47 Nermit, listen, listen.

Speaker 14 We're here to save you.

Speaker 52 Get inside this flap quickly and let's get out of here.

Speaker 4 What do you do?

Speaker 25 I'm sorry that this is how you have to experience my flaps for the first time. I definitely thought it would go a very, very different way.

Speaker 34 Hey,

Speaker 34 what are you doing? Hey, get down on the ground.

Speaker 35 Oh, wow,

Speaker 34 that is a lot of crazy.

Speaker 10 Get down on the ground.

Speaker 28 Dar.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 24 If I don't make it, tell Bargie

Speaker 28 her

Speaker 14 hull is shiny.

Speaker 44 What are you doing? Here goes nothing.

Speaker 48 Oh, he's got a stick? What is that? Dick?

Speaker 14 It's a wood saber.

Speaker 52 It's pretty similar.

Speaker 58 Keep it fresh.

Speaker 58 Okay.

Speaker 39 Dar, did you see that?

Speaker 38 Yeah, I shot

Speaker 38 everybody.

Speaker 31 Oh.

Speaker 25 I brought the Ion gun.

Speaker 12 But I feel like part of it was that I was using my woodsaber while you were

Speaker 25 shooting everybody. But you...

Speaker 31 Uh, okay, okay, but.

Speaker 25 While you danced out there

Speaker 45 begging to be shot.

Speaker 20 Sure, but I'm just saying they didn't shoot me, which is like

Speaker 14 sort of well, it's not the miracle,

Speaker 5 it's the space, maybe.

Speaker 25 You know what? The space is real. Now, we have to get out of here.

Speaker 40 We have to find someone else's face. Yep, let's go.
Let's get out of here.

Speaker 25 Okay.

Speaker 25 And

Speaker 25 as much as I wanted to hate every second of it, I really came to think of all of you as my family.

Speaker 25 And Pleck,

Speaker 25 and it is amazing they've allowed us this much time to talk without firing on us, but

Speaker 25 I actually

Speaker 38 don't think you're awful.

Speaker 19 Dar, that really means a lot.

Speaker 25 Now let's

Speaker 28 go get shot.

Speaker 11 Ambassador Texer, Dar,

Speaker 34 I have a pair of goddamn turbo lasers that might be ready to discuss.

Speaker 8 C-53

Speaker 11 It turns out enforcer droids are extremely easy to hijack.

Speaker 4 Oh, wow.

Speaker 11 Well, this is what happens when you cut corners on artificial intelligence.

Speaker 32 Sure.

Speaker 14 C-53, listen, we got Nermit. He's inside Dar.

Speaker 52 It was.

Speaker 14 It was awkward, but sort of feels like we've been building to this the whole time.

Speaker 11 Ambassador Deck Center, they're locking down the sub-basements. I advise that we return to the docking bay as soon as possible.

Speaker 14 Oh boy, I don't know how we're gonna get back there. We're gonna run into a bunch of dudes, right?

Speaker 32 Highly likely, yes.

Speaker 53 Guys,

Speaker 53 can I come out?

Speaker 52 No. I don't think it's safe, Mary.

Speaker 53 I just I know all these rooms from when I was looking for where my interview was, so I

Speaker 53 drew a pretty good map on my belly.

Speaker 60 Is that what those lines were? Yeah.

Speaker 53 If you eject me, you can look at my belly map.

Speaker 14 You know what? Just describe it to us. We don't have time for this.

Speaker 25 Okay, because you have to pass through a chute, and I'm just, I'm not going to move.

Speaker 12 Nobody wants that.

Speaker 53 Just hit it on this headlamp, and, okay, so.

Speaker 14 Don't have a lot of time, Nermit.

Speaker 53 All right, so if you're faced the way I think you are, you're going to see a, there's a blue door up ahead, right?

Speaker 38 Okay, right.

Speaker 53 Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to go through 17 of those doors.

Speaker 34 There's all in a row that goes through the streets.

Speaker 26 In a straight line.

Speaker 53 In a straight line, go and

Speaker 53 move through there. There's going to be a ladder.
It's not going to be big enough for dark.

Speaker 66 We're still working on the doors.

Speaker 63 Okay.

Speaker 58 Just seems like.

Speaker 12 You know what, Nermit, We will let you know when we need our next direction.

Speaker 48 If the first direction is 17 doors in a row, we're just going to do that.

Speaker 19 And make sure there are no shortcuts.

Speaker 53 Oh, you wanted the fastest way?

Speaker 40 Yes!

Speaker 7 Okay, well, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 53 Just go up. There's a, there's probably, if you've gone through one, two, three doors, look up, there's a hatch.

Speaker 26 I've gone through six doors at this point.

Speaker 53 Okay, there's a hatch into every room. Just going up, go up it.

Speaker 25 Please only have to go through one door.

Speaker 63 You can go through a hatch at any time.

Speaker 53 I assume you want the coolest way.

Speaker 4 No! Okay,

Speaker 53 I'm still putting it through my head that they were gonna kill me.

Speaker 4 Okay,

Speaker 28 hatch.

Speaker 52 Okay, yeah, go up through the hatch.

Speaker 14 Okay, so that now we would, I mean, theoretically, be on sub-basement 20.

Speaker 53 You're on sub-basement 20. You're gonna go up 19 hatches.

Speaker 63 Climb up. How do we do this?

Speaker 11 Is there an elevator?

Speaker 53 The elevator could be full of glints, but yeah, of course, there's an elevator.

Speaker 11 Now it just seems like that would save a lot of time.

Speaker 53 Okay, so you're gonna go through two blue doors. Okay.

Speaker 53 Alright, see the elevator? Yes.

Speaker 26 Okay.

Speaker 11 That's sort of all we were looking for.

Speaker 58 Wait.

Speaker 11 Does this go straight to the docking bay?

Speaker 53 Um, but hang on, let me look at my belly.

Speaker 69 Uh, yeah, push floor DB.

Speaker 59 Docking bay.

Speaker 47 Docking bay, right? Sure.

Speaker 21 Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 5 It's a coincidence.

Speaker 29 What chair does it stand for?

Speaker 53 It stands for D bevel.

Speaker 53 It was supposed to be D level. It's a misprint.

Speaker 11 I sure should say D L. Yeah.
But is D level at least for docking level?

Speaker 53 It's stopping and dining.

Speaker 40 Oh, the commissary is a little bit more.

Speaker 59 The commissariat is D level.

Speaker 26 That's true.

Speaker 25 Where is Bargie?

Speaker 65 Impressive.

Speaker 31 Oh,

Speaker 4 Commander Voltaire.

Speaker 61 Yes, Commander Voltor.

Speaker 5 From before.

Speaker 69 Did we do something that pleased you in some way to earn your opinion?

Speaker 47 No, that was a sarcastic clap.

Speaker 29 Oh.

Speaker 31 Oh, oh.

Speaker 25 Can we hear it again?

Speaker 69 Just do it.

Speaker 66 I think it could go either way on that clap.

Speaker 32 I'm the one who claps, so I know.

Speaker 14 I will say, if we hadn't been looking at your face, we would never know if that was sarcastic or very impressed.

Speaker 65 Well, why wouldn't you be looking at my face?

Speaker 61 My face is showing you volumes right now.

Speaker 61 But to not see my face would take most of the experience away.

Speaker 66 Yeah, it would be extremely disappointing.

Speaker 4 Very difficult.

Speaker 61 You'd have to rely on your own imagination about what I looked like.

Speaker 7 I mean,

Speaker 12 yeah, I wouldn't even begin to.

Speaker 61 Do you want to know the reason why I was clapping? Sure.

Speaker 6 Sure. Yes.
Because I'm impressed with you.

Speaker 65 Bradient the Delegator. A new boy.

Speaker 7 Pink one.

Speaker 43 Yeah, well. You seem to have the space about you.

Speaker 14 Uh, thank you for saying that.

Speaker 12 I actually do.

Speaker 14 I happen to be

Speaker 20 well on my way to being a Zima warrior.

Speaker 4 Oh, boy.

Speaker 3 Well, Zima Warrior, you think you've won, don't you?

Speaker 6 You think you're so smart and brave.

Speaker 12 Well, we haven't won yet.

Speaker 7 No, you haven't!

Speaker 61 No, you haven't!

Speaker 65 Because as soon as you try to leave the delegator on your ship, the Council of Seven will remotely detonate it and everyone on board.

Speaker 3 So.

Speaker 41 Wait, what do you mean?

Speaker 65 Every ambassador ship in the Federated Alliance has a bomb on it that the Council of Seven can detonate.

Speaker 61 We will always win. We are better.

Speaker 65 We are stronger.

Speaker 43 We have the power of best friendship behind us.

Speaker 61 You will never win.

Speaker 12 None of you can win.

Speaker 61 You, pink boy with the space.

Speaker 65 You giant thing with an ion cannon. And you, giant robot that's very deadly now you might have and and also you little

Speaker 48 what are you your little

Speaker 20 oh my gosh wink and i'm samo what are you guys doing here take him out wink yummy

Speaker 21 wink just ate commander voltor's face

Speaker 4 like some of the face

Speaker 4 of the horror

Speaker 68 Samo and week, what are you guys doing here?

Speaker 70 Guys, we're spies for the rebellion.

Speaker 71 We're spies for the rebellion.

Speaker 70 The old-time rebellion spies.

Speaker 42 How is that possible? What?

Speaker 71 What do you mean there is anything possible?

Speaker 40 How is that possible? The amount of dust you guys have.

Speaker 16 Yeah, you guys are just dusting up constantly. Dust makes us fun.

Speaker 70 Yeah, dust makes us fun.

Speaker 60 I'm not denying that.

Speaker 70 It also heightens our senses and our capabilities for espionage.

Speaker 71 Yeah, and we're like really good at it, and we've like been doing it for a while. We've been following you guys for a long time.

Speaker 69 Mass in a deck sitter, consider the fact that Samo and Wink have followed us all around the 6th quadrant, keeping tabs on us, all the while under the perfect cover of being hardcore dust addicts.

Speaker 71 That's what cover we really are.

Speaker 70 It's sort of an added bonus. Yeah.

Speaker 31 Sure. Wait.

Speaker 70 Yeah, tell them what we did with the bomb.

Speaker 70 We got rid of it. We put it in the middle of the cigarette.

Speaker 57 The what?

Speaker 70 Yeah, we put it in the reactor.

Speaker 58 In the reactor of the delegators?

Speaker 70 Yeah, we went on a tour, and the guide showed us where the reactor was. He said, Zwag Tambui made this, and it'll blow up the entire thing if you put a detonator in it.

Speaker 69 How did you find the bomb?

Speaker 70 Well, we've been intercepting communique from the Council of Seven for weeks.

Speaker 71 But also, we just like straight up asked Bar Chain she told us.

Speaker 70 Yeah, she did. She's known the entire time that there's a giant bomb on her.

Speaker 70 And we asked her why she didn't tell you guys. What did she say?

Speaker 71 We just like, maybe it was meant to be like, I should just like accept it. Also, my self-tape wasn't that good.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 38 Then we ended up shooting.

Speaker 71 Yeah, we helped to record a few things.

Speaker 70 We helped to record a few things.

Speaker 71 So good as rock number one.

Speaker 31 So great.

Speaker 52 I thought my read was pretty good.

Speaker 48 But anyway, is there a timer on the bomb?

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah, probably we should.

Speaker 70 Here's the thing that's great. So

Speaker 70 we went on a tour.

Speaker 71 And then we took a break and did some more dust.

Speaker 70 Yeah. We did like, oh my gosh, there's dust on us.

Speaker 31 What?

Speaker 26 What's the question?

Speaker 69 Are we under some sort of time crunch?

Speaker 70 Oh, well, I mean, there's guards and the alarm's still going off. We all just ate off the face of the commanding officer, so I'm sure there's a little bit of a turn.

Speaker 69 Do you want to come with us?

Speaker 70 No, we've got an escape pod with a big old pile of dust in it.

Speaker 8 All right. That's all right, yeah.

Speaker 53 I literally won't say whether there's a timer.

Speaker 4 Yeah, we should go.

Speaker 8 We should should go.

Speaker 70 When you guys leave on Bargie, the Council of Seven is gonna activate the bomb. But instead of blowing up Bargie, it's gonna blow up the delegator.

Speaker 70 That's a dust plan, Mother Jacker.

Speaker 47 Hey, guys,

Speaker 60 you know what?

Speaker 14 I literally never thought I would say this in my entire life.

Speaker 50 Samo and Wick, thank you for saving our lives.

Speaker 70 Lock in the room without you. This is where we leave you.

Speaker 71 Let's put on some sick shades.

Speaker 10 Yay.

Speaker 14 Bargie, uh, could you open the hatch, please? We're gonna gonna take off here.

Speaker 64 Alright, everybody, get inside. Uh, BTW have a bomb in me.
Oh, no, I don't know. I'm gonna learn it by the two-faced monster that I should be more honest with you when I find a bomb.

Speaker 66 Bargie, we appreciate your candor, but we need to get off the ship immediately.

Speaker 64 Alright, uh, also, I did have a long discussion with Tiny Two's.

Speaker 15 To be honest, I don't think she's doing well.

Speaker 15 I think it's one of those things where you just, like, talk about how great you are. I like to to put it out there.

Speaker 21 But really, in reality, you know,

Speaker 38 we should probably take off.

Speaker 15 What are you gonna do? You can't just give up on people. And so we started talking.
And now I know the name of a new ship. She's a new ship friend.

Speaker 12 Great, Bargie. She gotta get out of here.

Speaker 15 It's okay. We've decided to put all of our differences behind you.

Speaker 23 That's great, Bargie.

Speaker 28 Here you go.

Speaker 21 I might be big.

Speaker 15 I

Speaker 4 One second, Nerman. Just

Speaker 40 relax.

Speaker 46 Just relax.

Speaker 15 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get in here.
Let's all go.

Speaker 17 I've already jumped us to hyperspace, Virgin.

Speaker 72 Engine rebels, this is your calm and collected leader, Rolfus Tittle, with a critical announcement. Support for the rebellion against the Federated Alliance comes from Miundes.

Speaker 3 Does your junkie?

Speaker 56 Brace yourself for exciting news.

Speaker 19 Excuse me.

Speaker 72 Excuse me. This channel is in use.

Speaker 56 Oh, sorry. I didn't bring it.

Speaker 34 Wait.

Speaker 4 Sisu?

Speaker 59 Rofus?

Speaker 72 We agreed that we weren't going to be able to.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I know, okay?

Speaker 34 But I have a belief in the middle of the city. No, no, that was part of the agreement.

Speaker 52 You get the channel from 635 to 1780.

Speaker 56 Oh, chuck the agreement.

Speaker 56 I'm not going to put the rebellion on hold just because my ex-husband insists on hogging the encrypted frequency to sell underwear.

Speaker 3 That underwear is making this rebellion possible.

Speaker 56 Are really always well, my spies just blew up an alliance administrative ship. Wait, what? Yes, the delegator has just been destroyed.
That's what I got on this channel to announce. That's amazing.

Speaker 56 It's a huge win for the rebellion, and we owe it all to a team of heroic ambassadors who defected.

Speaker 34 Sisu, I owe you an apology.

Speaker 72 Maybe it's not the underwear that makes this rebellion possible.

Speaker 5 Maybe it's

Speaker 72 the people.

Speaker 72 Long live the rebellion, Commander Gundu.

Speaker 56 Long live the rebellion, General Tittle.

Speaker 10 Tittle out!

Speaker 25 Alright, Nermit, get ready.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 28 Oh!

Speaker 31 Nermit!

Speaker 47 Oh, boy.

Speaker 55 What's up, buddy?

Speaker 45 Oh, man. I'm inside the Bargerian shade.

Speaker 28 Nermit!

Speaker 14 You know, Nermit, I was right.

Speaker 12 You are adorable.

Speaker 28 Oh, thanks.

Speaker 45 Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 67 This is insane.

Speaker 19 Oh, I've already seen this on movies.

Speaker 40 Sit down.

Speaker 40 Just sit down here.

Speaker 28 I'm going to fuck.

Speaker 54 Oh, I fell over.

Speaker 42 Alright, sit, just.

Speaker 54 Oh, thank you.

Speaker 52 Guys, I...

Speaker 67 I don't think I'm getting that promotion.

Speaker 23 Oh, Nermit. Yeah, I think that's probably

Speaker 47 not going to happen.

Speaker 42 Because they were gonna kill me.

Speaker 39 Yeah, sure, sure.

Speaker 14 Well, one thing's for sure, buddy.

Speaker 12 We are outlaws.

Speaker 14 Big-time outlaws.

Speaker 19 Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 14 That's true. How does it feel to be a hero?

Speaker 68 Oh, man. The rebellion is gonna raise us up.

Speaker 33 They're gonna take us through town on their shoulders.

Speaker 19 Whoa.

Speaker 17 We'll be able to walk into nearly any bar in the galaxy and see a picture of ourselves that says wanted.

Speaker 22 Yeah. Well, that's also true.
Sure.

Speaker 40 That's true.

Speaker 17 That's in your deck center. I.

Speaker 4 Oh, uh, actually.

Speaker 17 Guess I don't have to say that.

Speaker 52 Yeah, you can sort of say whatever you want.

Speaker 5 Uh, how about Professor Dexter?

Speaker 10 Well, that's inaccurate.

Speaker 28 Okay.

Speaker 19 No, no, no, no. That's not

Speaker 41 gonna work either.

Speaker 4 Oh, okay.

Speaker 4 Hey.

Speaker 4 Hey, guys.

Speaker 29 Hi.

Speaker 29 Good news. Good news.

Speaker 73 Delegator.

Speaker 73 Well, we can actually show you the footage. Oh, yeah.
Sick footage.

Speaker 73 Footage of the delegator blowing up.

Speaker 17 That is a lot of shit to explain. Yeah.

Speaker 17 It's better if you're on dust. Seriously, we've been watching it so many times.
It's a different colour and you're like, are you my mother?

Speaker 17 Yeah. Is that

Speaker 17 tiny tooth?

Speaker 17 Yeah. Yeah, that is.
So here's the here's the kicker, guys. Here's the gray thing.
You guys aren't even blamed for it. Yeah.
Nobody knows that it was you guys.

Speaker 7 You didn't exist.

Speaker 73 Everybody's pinning it on tiny toots and turk mannequins. Uh-oh.
They're the biggest outlaws in the galaxy.

Speaker 73 Nobody has any idea who you guys are. Yeah, they're all like already praising them.
Like, both sides.

Speaker 73 Yeah, both sides. The Federated Alliance thinks of them as an incredible threat, and the rebellion is so excited about them.

Speaker 73 So, yeah, nobody knows that you did anything. Okay.

Speaker 17 Sort of

Speaker 73 Yeah, I guess so.

Speaker 52 You know, guys, the more things change, the more they stay the same.

Speaker 73 Whatever. Whatever.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 73 Yeah, if you ever need some dots or anything or want to join the rebellion and

Speaker 12 maybe we'll see you around.

Speaker 73 Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 17 As soon as we are free to choose our own destiny.

Speaker 2 Cool, man.

Speaker 58 Cool.

Speaker 2 Totally cool. So cool.

Speaker 73 Have you turned it off yet Wink have you turned the thing off the fine

Speaker 5 Well guys uh

Speaker 24 what's next man,

Speaker 25 what's not next is next

Speaker 39 Can I like uh can I see the warm bean?

Speaker 10 Oh

Speaker 17 yeah, we've been keeping it in this cup of wine because I forgot about it.

Speaker 52 Yeah, I use it to make I use it to make tea because it's faster than the replicator that is a relic.

Speaker 15 Sometimes I like to go fast as soul, so I roll it around.

Speaker 44 That's a real hoot.

Speaker 67 You roll the bean around just by changing the speed of the entire ship?

Speaker 28 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 48 Well, anyway, Nermit, um, here is the bean.

Speaker 67 Oh, yeah, I'll just pull it out of this water and wow, it's

Speaker 17 sort of much larger in your hand.

Speaker 67 Yeah, wow, this is big and it's

Speaker 17 kind of

Speaker 54 always throbbing.

Speaker 53 Is it always what?

Speaker 27 Nermit, what are you doing to me?

Speaker 54 Nothing, I'm just holding it. There's light happening, there's light coming out of it.
Huh.

Speaker 54 Well, that's not why I expected to be in there.

Speaker 1 C-Red IT-5 credits and attributions droid commencing outro protocol. Ambassador Plug Dexter was played by Alden Ford.
C-53 was played by Jeremy Bend. Security Officer Dar was played by Ali Kokesh.

Speaker 1 RG the Ship, The Enforcer Droids, and Wing were played by Mujan Zolfagari. Junior Missions Operations Manager Nerman Bundeloy was played by Seth Lynn.

Speaker 1 Clone Flight Infantry Nomadic Troopers Commander Voltor and Samo were played by Winston Null.

Speaker 1 Mission to Zix is recorded at Braun Studios in Greenpoint, Brooklyn by engineer Shane O'Connell. This episode edited by Seth Lynde with sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell.
Music by Brendan Ryan.

Speaker 1 Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Cratchley. Ship design for the Vargarian Jade by Eric Goitz.

Speaker 1 Mission to Zix is brought to this galaxy by Audioboom. Thanks, Audioboom.
This concludes season one of Mission to Zix.

Speaker 42 Does my skin look okay?

Speaker 3 I feel like you seem to be flaking a lot.

Speaker 7 I don't know.

Speaker 67 I feel weird in this air.

Speaker 65 What sort of humidity are you used to, Nermit?

Speaker 67 Like 85%.

Speaker 9 Oh.

Speaker 67 They had to keep my office at 85% to keep me hydrated.

Speaker 65 We might need to relocate you to this

Speaker 9 terrarium.

Speaker 72 Oh, now that feels like a little humiliating.

Speaker 41 It has a heat rock.

Speaker 4 Oh.

Speaker 9 It's a big flat rock that gets very hot. Huh.

Speaker 7 Now we're talking.