111: It's Hard Out Here For a Blimp [ft. Jordan Carlos]

The period of civil war has ended.

The rebels have defeated the evil galactic monarchy and established the harmonious Federated Alliance.

Now, Ambassador Pleck Dexeta and his intrepid crew travel the farthest reaches of the galaxy to explore astounding new worlds, discover their heroic destinies, and meet weird bug creatures and stuff.

This

is Mishmi.

Pleck?

Yeah?

You've been in my room again.

I

can you tell me what you were snooping for?

I wasn't snooping.

I would never snoop in your room, Dar.

You know what?

Then what were you doing in my room?

I

wanted to look at the gun.

You wanted to look at the gun?

Yeah, I just wanted to

see it, because I've never.

Fine.

Look at the gun all you want.

Oh, where was that?

Where was it?

Yeah, where was it just now?

I keep it in a very special place.

Okay.

Inside of me.

I guess that's.

Listen, I.

I'm sorry I went into your room.

It's first of all, it's much larger than mine, which seems fair because you're so much larger than me, but also, like, I have to sort of sleep at an angle.

I basically have a closet.

You're welcome to use my charging cabinet if you prefer.

Uh, is it bigger than my room?

Oh.

Now, see, that's not really.

I don't want to alarm anybody, but my son's gonna be visiting me me today.

What?

My son.

You have a son?

Yeah, he's coming over, so if you don't mind, he clean captain cleanpy language, okay?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I thought Blimpy and you weren't talking anymore.

Blimpy, uh, it,

how do you say this?

Uh, is a disappointment, yes.

Um, he decided not to be a ship.

He decided instead to become an amusement park.

But, uh, once a year, he comes over and visits me, and today's that day.

So wow,

it's great that you have a relationship with

Blimpy.

Bargie, can I ask how

like how does that work?

What does it mean when you say you have a son?

That's a very

extremely personal question.

I just

don't understand how the mechanics.

What does a son mean to a mother?

Now that you're asking me, can I not have sons and mothers?

No,

they absolutely do.

They absolutely do.

I just...

Were you like, did you build Blimpy?

Did I build my son?

My son is its own person.

Honestly, sometimes I want to throw you off the ship and have you explode.

No, no, no, no, I don't.

Like, I'm this close to throwing you off the ship.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I just.

I feel like I know less now than I did when I started asking.

Master Dexter, all of this information has been freely available personnel.

I guess.

What do you do with all your free time in your small slanted room?

Well, okay, so the data pad that the Alliance gave me, it has this, um.

Have you been playing Clappy Garfawn?

No, I yes.

What level are you on?

I've gotten to like 16.

16?

Yeah, that's pretty good.

You're very low.

You're spending all your free time and you're only at level 16.

I can't move my, I can't get a good angle on the data pad when I'm in my room, so I have to

remember.

Okay, hey, Nermit.

Hey, guys.

Hey, why are you whispering?

Why are you so quiet?

What?

Well, okay, just hang on one sec.

I gotta- I'm gonna shut my door.

Okay.

Okay.

Just one sec, I'm gonna pull down these blinds.

You have a window in your office?

No, it's just it's covered.

I'm gonna cover this poster.

Why do you have blinds in front of us?

The poster to be spying on you.

With what I'm about to tell you, you can't be too safe.

I'm just gonna turn down my monitor brightness.

That doesn't.

Alright, so this is a mission unlike any mission we've been tasked with.

It's top secret.

Oh.

Serious mum's the word type situation, alright?

We have ourselves a deal.

Hold up your pinkies.

Everybody, pinky swear.

Barchie, I don't know what that would be for you.

Very conspicuous.

I also possess only two digits.

Just that's

the second digit.

Yeah.

It sounds like you shouldn't make us put up our pinkies.

I was specifically instructed if just whatever the closest thing to a pinky is.

swearing?

I don't know.

Don't hold that up.

Oh.

Can you put that?

Dar put it away.

Do you want me to put it away?

Yes.

Nerman.

I mean, no, what will make you do it?

Put it just put it back in the chute or flap or put it back.

Okay, fine.

As we have discussed, junior missions operations better.

Chutes are for moving things out of Dar's body.

Okay, I bet you're not.

It would be inappropriate to return it to a shoot.

Pinky is out.

Pinky's out.

Swear.

Alright, here's my pinky.

Okay, that's as good as we're gonna get.

And swear.

Ooh, I like that one.

Okay, very kitschy.

We all know the council of seven.

Well, not personally, but we are familiar with the couple of people.

We are familiar with the seven best friends that run the Federated Alliance.

Okay, so Councillor Runf.

Which one's that?

Four or five?

Four.

Okay.

As you may know, her son, Tillian Runf, sometimes ends up in the tabloids, and did a son become an amusement park, too.

I have no idea what that would mean.

Bargie has a son.

Okay, well, that fun.

Um

Tillian Runf

is lost in

space.

No,

Tillian Runf is lost in the Zenk district of Zix.

The z the Zank district?

Yes, I assume you know what that means.

You've been in Zix for a while.

It's basically where all the, you know, the really, really dicey stuff goes down.

It's a lot of a lot of dealing and a lot of doing.

Ambassador Dexetter, can I assume you have not read my presentation on the Zank District?

Listen, that Garfon is not going to flap itself for C53.

Ambassador Dexter, the Zenc District is equivalent to what you might know as a red light district.

Yes, exactly.

So, okay.

Young Tillian Rumf went there with a lot of croons in his pocket.

He He was due back at his college, and he has not returned.

He's been there for two months longer than he's supposed to be, and you guys.

Two months?

Yes.

He's missed many of his classes.

And, you know, you guys are.

Tillian Rumpf is a notorious bon vivant.

Yes, you could say that.

What language is that?

Bon vivant.

Bon vivant?

What language is that?

Isn't that Tullerian?

I don't.

I don't think so.

Maybe that's not translating correctly then.

So, anyway, he's been missing in the Zank district for two months.

Bargie is the closest ship, and so we've been entrusted with this information.

You need to get him out of there.

Junior Missions Operations Manager Nermet Bundle, might I say that this is an operation perhaps slightly above our pay grade?

If we save

Councillor Runth's son

from the

what district?

The Zank District.

There's a whole report about it in your room.

Also, Fleck, I'd like to point out, I've been playing Flappy Garth on this whole time, and I'm already at level five.

I'm sorry, okay.

Listen, if we save Count, if we save Counselor Runth's son,

then we should-I mean, we should get something, right?

I believe I

misunderstood.

My implication was that we are actually not cleared for a mission of this gravity.

Well, technically, that's dealing directly with family members of the Council 7.

Of course, we're not cleared for this.

If they assigned it to a senior missions operations manager, they'd have to admit that it's happening.

You know what I mean?

I'm gonna show you something.

Do you see this?

This was stamped with the stamp of the fourth council member.

Look at the wax.

That is actually a code that I am currently reading, and I am ceasing stream.

Whoa, what?

Cool.

They don't even want a record of this.

I am now compiling a false record for our activities activities for the next 24 hours.

Oh, uh, can you put in there that I'm doing something real cool?

That would seem out of character and perhaps raise suspicion at the Federated Alliance archives.

Okay, fair enough.

Already up to level 9.

C-53, do you have the coordinates?

I can't even tell what's been transmitted to you.

I have received information.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

You know what?

This team is flying into the deep, dark heart of the Federated Alliance.

I could not be more proud of you.

I am

shaking.

Yeah, it's very obvious.

I would say quivering, maybe would be.

Yeah, yeah.

Trembling?

Quiet?

Quaking.

Yep, pretty scared.

Nermit, thanks for entrusting us with this.

You know what?

We won't let you down.

I could not be more excited for you, and I'm gonna be sitting here and with the shades drawn and ready for info.

No, you could probably just go about your day.

Nope, gonna sit here.

I'm gonna pee in this jar.

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Whoa, this place is cool.

Yeah.

I don't think I've ever seen a hangar bay with like velvet on the walls.

Get down on the the ground.

Oh, get down on the ground.

Okay.

Get down on the ground.

I'll hail the Federated light.

Yeah, all the hails.

I'm just jucking with you.

Whoa.

I'm just, um, Chuck, I'm dusted up.

I'm sorry.

Serious dust.

What the juck these motherjuckers want anyway.

Up, but this is the big boss.

This is the head guy.

Oh, this is IQQ.

What's up, y'all?

How you doing?

Spread love.

Oh, hey, uh, IQQ.

Is that your first name, or?

Yeah, it's my first.

It's my last.

It's my everything.

Oh, cool, cool, cool.

Hey, come on in.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is a very.

I have to say, this is one of the most intimate hangar bays I've ever been in.

Very much the intimate hangar bay.

Yeah.

Hey, IQQ.

Yeah.

Can you set me up with my, you know, my regular tonight?

Oh, oh, absolutely.

Andromeda?

Yeah.

I can do that.

Well, hold up.

Hold up.

Let me check an eye calf.

You good?

All right.

Yeah.

Are you guys.

This guy's the best.

What he said.

Well, uh, uh.

This is highly unusual behavior from Clint.

Yeah, that was that was the most laid-back Clint I've ever seen.

When you go looking for the Clint.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

I get it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a sexual joke.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I didn't know it was.

I made a sexual joke.

Did you get it, Pleck?

Are you sure?

I think I.

I think I do.

We could ask him to explain it.

I think I do.

Now, you explain it, Pleck.

That's your name, Pleck.

Yep, yep, yep.

Pleck.

I don't know about that.

No?

You need a new name.

Oh, sh sure.

Yeah.

Sugar cane.

Sugar cane?

Sugar cane.

Come on in here, sugar cane.

All right.

Wow.

Wow.

Your shoulders are so high.

Oh, yeah, that's because I'm very nervous most of the time.

Bring him down.

Okay, all right.

Everybody, come on in here.

Look at, look, oh, Lord, look at you.

Now, this is Dar, me.

Dar, Dar, you a star.

Come on in here.

I don't mean a red dwarf.

I'm talking about a giant.

Yeah, Dar is very large.

Yeah, you are.

I could use somebody in this facility like yourself.

Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

What's your ship's name?

Oh, this is Bargerian Jade.

Bargerian.

Woo!

Oh, you get your ass in here.

Quit hovering.

Get your...

You turn off those.

You really don't like to get involved, but uh.

Turn off those magnetic fields.

Get your hands over.

One more direct hit to the rear deflector shield.

I tell you, what?

Let me drop some of my oil on you.

No, I'll move it on.

That's her whole thing.

Martha loves that.

Woo!

Yeah.

Did you know?

Well, y'all are welcome.

Y'all are welcome.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Hey, listen, you know, I'm with the Federated Alliance.

This is C-53.

This is our protocol droid.

Oh, what's up, up, my man?

How are you doing?

How is it going?

You know,

I can't tell it.

You know, I'm sorry.

I'm just a Tellurian just trying to make as many croons as possible.

You know what I'm saying?

Rod damn right.

I'm familiar with many types of handshake.

You can keep up.

You all right now.

You can hang out.

And the rest of y'all can hang out too because anytime you're on the zinc district, man.

Do you know about the zinc district?

No, actually, I hadn't heard of the zinc district.

Many come, few conquer.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Many come.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you get that plan?

Yeah, I think I do.

I think I get that.

How deep you like your puns,

sugar cane.

How deep you like your puns, sugar cane.

I mean, let's go all the way, man.

Why y'all come here, man?

Uh, well, uh, you know, we're just here to.

How you like them?

We're what, like what?

Like

your thoroughbreds.

Oh,

yeah.

You like that?

Oh.

Oh, who are these?

Greetings, I will do it.

It's a very early model sex droid.

That's true.

That is an early model sex droid.

The OS system is terrible.

Yeah.

But some people get off on it.

Yeah, many people.

Enjoy a retro experience.

Yeah, people like that.

You know, hey, man, you know,

you can get freaky on the doorknob if you want to.

And here, it don't matter, man.

Sure.

You know?

So

what what do I want?

How many croons you bring?

Are you celebrating something?

Yeah, you know, I don't have a bunch of croons.

My job is sort of terrible.

Okay.

When it comes to payment.

Okay.

So I'm just sort of in it for

maybe just looking around.

Looking around.

Yeah, just looking around.

Lex, turn off the streaming and listen to you.

Yeah.

Looking around.

No, just looking around.

Windows shops.

Yeah, exactly.

Window shops.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You came all the way to the zinc district to Windows shop.

Ambassador Dexter, it may be necessary for you to go forward on this planet if we are to find Killian Runs.

Yeah, you're right, you're right.

So, listen,

IQQ, very excited about this.

Just show me to the

hall of

the old client room.

Sex hall.

The sex hall, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on in, y'all, to the sex hall.

Can I ask you a question?

Please.

Is this whole planet like this?

Not yet.

It's gonna be.

Oh, great.

Great.

So

you're building an empire here.

Empire.

Oh, oh, that one I understood.

That one I understood.

What about you, friend?

Sorry?

Dar.

What you in the market for?

I'm almost at level 19.

Oh, Dar's been playing with me.

Oh, what?

What are you talking about?

Flappy Garfun.

Oh, Flappy Garfund?

That shit is easy.

I agree.

But no, thank you.

I don't pay.

You don't pay.

Let me ask y'all.

Let me ask y'all a question.

Do you like what you do for a living?

That's a really good question.

I like it in theory, and I think that the adventure really appeals.

Thank you, Bargie, for honestly answering that.

Here, come on, let's walk and talk.

Okay, okay.

Okay.

Now, now, you know, you see in everything, and you see that I have the best in all the land, right?

But let me ask you a question.

Have you ever thought thought for a second, I don't like going around

to different systems,

to quasars, to moons,

to gaseous balls.

Could I possibly do something else?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Dar talks about that all the time.

All the time.

Don't you have

different

sex bits that could

tell just from looking at me?

I got the eye.

Don't I have the eye?

Yeah, yeah, you got the eye.

Damn, I got got six on my head.

Now, let me tell you something.

Let me tell you something.

Look at a specimen like yourself,

you could fetch a very fine price in the market.

Oh, a very fine price.

You're saying selling my bits, sending your bits, not disembodied.

How much are we talking?

Oh, my, how many croones?

At least.

What at least?

At least.

Oh, I thought I'd say it's like maybe

320 crones.

Kabam!

320 croon!

Switch to think.

Take it again.

Once, like, up front, or, like, every time.

Well, it's up to you.

You finance it whatever you want to do.

Dar, 320 croons is, like, more than I make in a week.

I'm, yes.

That's good.

Yeah, go ahead.

We're having some trouble with the uh rich the rich boy.

Oh, not him.

Yeah, he's been throwing up.

He's been throwing up.

He's been throwing up

and crying.

Wait, throwing up.

Yeah,

he has a lot of hot vomit, this kid.

Hey, you know, we could go maybe just talk to him if you wanted us to.

We just go see what.

You want to pay for that?

For the rich

kid?

To see him throw up.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

And that's what you're into.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

That's what blows your hair back.

That's not really too much.

I like it.

Come on, Betsy.

Yeah, yeah, listen, just.

So you're not into it?

You into it?

Yeah, I mean, I'll just check it out.

I'll check it out.

I do it.

I do it.

You like to J-O-Divi, don't you?

Yep, that's me.

Come on, Becky, hip-hop.

That's me,

sugarcane.

All y'all like that?

Not as much as Pleck, so he should definitely be front row.

Sugar cane, come out.

Yep, all right.

Yep.

Now, you know, I haven't had this business going on like 10 years now.

It's really crazy, man.

You know, you have no idea how many hang-ups you have

and problems and outflow of income and people coming and going and raids and things like that.

It's crazy, you know?

But

it's the best business in the world.

Whoa, is this a glory wall?

This oh, glory wall.

If you like anthropods around your bang, do it.

Oh, I knew it.

Wow.

If you like tentacles around your testicles,

this is the wall for you.

This wall is unbelievable.

Thank you.

There are a lot of electrical sockets here at C53.

Well, no, that's just a USB port, one of them.

See, when you're not streaming, you're bad.

If I am not streaming, I am allowed a number of liberties that are not permitted when I am streaming.

Sure.

How many amps do you want, new friend?

Maximum Abridge.

Whoa,

C53.

This is the reason why we kept the USB port.

Finally!

Oh, boy.

Listen, C-53.

We have reached completion.

Oh.

We can continue.

Ambassador Dexter.

Great.

That was very efficient.

I like to watch that.

Oh.

Oh, come on, out, man.

Oh, is that the guy?

Yeah, is that the rich guy?

Come on, come on.

Get your, you know, get your weenie out.

Let's go.

No, you know what?

I just.

Oh, you like to do it over your clothes.

No.

Oh, you nasty.

You know what?

I think what I kind of like to do is like look at it and then think about it way later.

So I'm just going to look now and think about it later.

Let me hit the code here.

Oh.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know that it would be people watching me.

Well, we got you an audience, young man.

How you doing, 1%?

It's such a lovely day, isn't it?

Yeah, it is.

It is a lovely day.

And we brought some people that want to, you know, they want to watch you, do you thing.

This is what I love about this place.

There are absolutely no rules.

I go in here, I have the time of my life, people watch me have the time of my life, I could vomit freely without somebody judging me like my mummy.

I could do whatever I like.

And you like vomiting?

I love it.

You know why?

It's the most organic thing you could ever do in your entire life.

You're bringing out part of yourself and placing it on the floor.

It's like Tellurian gardening.

Sure.

Where you are, in fact, the

We've had to pitch the floor a little bit.

I'm never going back home.

Nothing could ever convince me.

Listen, IQQ, could you grab, could you grab me a towel?

Yeah, okay.

You know how to jerk off, right?

Do you know how to jerk off, Mr.

Dexter?

Yes, yes, I know how to do it.

I just want to do it later.

We have space slugs available.

Oh, no.

We have space slugs available.

I'm fine with...

Don't be ashamed.

Yeah,

this is Dandu.

And we'll do it for you if you want.

Really, really nice.

It's nothing.

It's a couple crores.

All right, you know where to find us.

Thanks.

All right.

It's embarrassing.

You don't want to get jerked off by a space slug.

I just want like a moment alone with this.

You want the room.

You want the room.

Yeah, that's all.

You want the room.

Do I even just say that?

Can I have a room plan?

I just want to

do that.

I will get that towel for you.

IQQ.

You're the best.

You're the best.

La la la la la.

Shall I incontest?

Sure, yes, please.

Wow, that was very fast.

Very soft.

Jeez.

Never punch me.

Hey, Dar, can you lift.

Can you lift him?

Yeah, but we can't just walk him out of the building.

We need to hide him somewhere.

Hmm.

We need to

stash him inside of me.

Oh, wow.

Can you do that?

Yeah.

See, could you just help me real quick?

I can't get the...

I can't get the shoulder up in here.

Does this help?

It does.

All right.

I got your towel out here.

Oh, hey, just one second, IQQ.

How long is it going to take you, man?

Listen, guys, what are we going to do?

He's He's gonna notice that that how long does it take a Tellurian to pleasure himself?

It takes it takes a while because I do it weird, man.

Hey, it's me, it's me, hey.

Hey, so

if he gives me two croons, I'll I'll go under the blankets of that Tellurian boy pretend to be sleeping.

Just two croons.

I mean, okay, sure.

Just stick it to my slime and just stick it.

Okay, okay.

You gotta scoop some of my slop under it when I'm done, or you'll see my slop coming out and scooping up.

Yeah, come on in.

Coming in.

Hey, listen, he fell asleep.

So, and we're all good here.

We're just going to take off.

Okay.

Everything seems to be in the open up.

Yep.

Yep.

320 croons, please.

320 croons?

320 croons for the pleasure.

That seems high.

Well, you can always work it off.

Oh,

does anybody come to a place like this looking for a person like me?

I can create a market.

What would that entail?

I don't know.

Marketing is hard.

Yeah, yeah.

Just play on his innocence and general naivete.

Now you got something.

Because I don't really know.

I've never jucked anybody before.

You never jucked anybody before?

No.

Hit the alarm!

Can I say something now?

I guess so.

Are you talking about you've only made love?

No, no, no.

What about you, Dar?

I've been with over 173 different different species in the galaxy, and I just accommodate them with my genitalia.

Wow.

Color me impressed.

How do you do that?

Take me to knowledge college.

I mean, I'm fortunate enough

to

darken here.

What's going on now?

You've got that boy up in your body?

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

That's my

genitals.

That's a boy.

No, no, my genitals take many different shapes, and right now they're 1% in your body.

They have shape-shifted and two-way.

Annoying boy.

I'm going back to this room right now.

Oh, uh, Space Love, what the hell are you doing under the bed sheets?

Are you trying to pass off

in this moment

yourself?

I hear what you're saying, but the evidence is to the contrary.

Well, thanks, IQQ.

Great time.

Really fun time.

Thank you so much.

No, see you later.

And he's not in that room.

Boss, do you want us to kill them?

Please.

No, no, no, no, no.

We gotta go.

We gotta go.

Bye.

Somebody bring me my sex gun so I can blow the shit out of these people with sex.

Here it is.

Thank you.

Kill the

Bergie, we gotta go.

We gotta go, Bergie.

I was meant to be hurt.

I was meant

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Alright, so that was fun, right?

I think I was hit by the sex gun.

I was definitely hit by the sex gun.

I don't think I was.

Of course not.

We were trying to shoot you from the blood.

Thanks, guys.

Yeah, that's true.

Couldn't handle the sex gun.

Maybe someday, right, guys?

Oh, sure.

Sure.

Anyone have a sandwich?

Oh.

You should probably let him out.

Yes.

Um.

Alright.

Wait a second.

This is not the.

What is this?

Where are you taking me?

You do you know who I am?

That's very important.

Just play Friday.

Just play Flappy Girlfriend on this data pad.

Oh, yeah.

I've been on level 19 the last time I played.

I'm already up 38.

What?

That was so fast.

Yo, Mother Juckers is gonna be on level dead.

Oh, that's right.

I snuck on this ship with a sex gun.

One more place in the morning.

I got this.

I got this.

Wait, what?

Normally I would have to report this, but as I am not streaming, this is yet another injection into space we need not report.

Wow.

Poor IQQ.

Yeah, he wasn't that bad.

No.

I feel like I'm not a good person.

He's the only person.

He's the only person I ever met who gave me a nickname.

Oh, Sugar Cane.

It just doesn't fit.

Why not?

Ambassador Sugar Cane.

Worse.

Hey, listen, can we C-53, can we call Dermot and let him know we found Tillian?

Very well.

Establishing contact with Junior Missions Operations Manager, Nermit Lendloy.

Hey, Nerm.

Dermot, we did it.

Tillian.

Tillian Rump, Tarian Rumpf is safe and sound on the Bargerian Jade.

Oh, that's wow.

Wow.

Honestly, I had complete faith in you, but I also thought you might mess it up.

Okay.

So, thanks.

Okay, just don't look at all the jars.

I'm gonna move the camera.

How many times did we weren't there for

two hours?

I drink water when I'm nervous.

Alright, so this is the next phase of the mission.

Tillian Rumf needs to be dropped at a nearby amusement park.

It's a mobile amusement park.

Oh,

That's him.

Okay.

Okay.

So you're going to drop Tillian Ruff onto Bargie's son, and his mother is going to surreptitiously pick him up, and this will have never happened.

Shall I upload the record to you?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I wasn't streaming, but I was, of course, recording.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that has to be destroyed.

I will need to see the seal of a member of the Council of Seven to read the footage.

I used the paper with the seal to clean up a spill.

What did you do?

One of the jars overflowed.

All right, Nermit.

Listen, we'll drop the

off.

We'll talk to you later.

Okay, amazing work.

We literally work secretly for the council.

Oh, I don't know.

Yeah.

I've been training with videos.

Here, watch this.

Oh, okay.

I'm going to sign off.

I'm going to sign off.

Yep.

Okay.

And transmission.

Bye, Nermit.

Hey, Mom.

You're looking good.

You look thinner.

Thanks, mom.

You still doing this amusement park thing?

That's good.

Yeah, mom, I'm still in an amusement park.

I don't know.

Mom, I am not doing this with you today.

I am an amusement park.

I'm proud of it.

I've worked worked really hard at it.

Are you uh dating?

Are you in a stable relationship?

Mom?

Oh, come on.

What?

I owe you concerned about my son.

No, I'm not.

I'm not.

Okay.

Oh, okay.

It's my dream.

It's my dream to be an amusement park.

Entry price.

How do people actually pay money to enter you?

Sometimes.

Sometimes.

Sometimes if you know.

You need to understand your worth.

Are you?

Okay, here we go.

I've

got a lot of movies I was in the sky

Yes, because you've told me so many times.

I'm leaving.

I'm leaving.

No, I'm gone.

I'm gonna give you some gas.

No, no,

I'm getting my own gas, mom.

I get my own gas.

I'm on level 18, baby nine.

She's gone into letters.

Mom, I don't know why we do this.

Remember when you were young?

Do you remember who was the one who held you tight when we went through that black hole together?

Who's you?

I stick here for you, okay?

Okay.

Just take a little gas.

I'm not taking gas.

I have gas, mom.

Ga!

Tillian, Tillian, is that you?

Mommy?

It's me under the cloak.

Oh, right.

I was having the time of my life.

What the juck is going on inside of me right now?

I don't know what's your issue.

Who's near the the cotton candy stand?

All I was doing over there was vomiting, and people were paying me to do it.

You don't know how disappointed we are.

I wanted to be known for my opt of the vomit.

Yeah, you should just let your son do what he's passionate about.

It's the.

It's me, it's the amusement park.

Yeah, I'm talking to you right now.

Jillian Rana can't see me.

I was never here.

No, I see you.

Yeah, so.

But the cloak that says seven best friends, and I'm one of them.

Well, you know, I'll go home, mommy.

Because I'm no longer a virgin.

Yeah, that's my not a virgin alarm going off.

Something I came up with myself.

So I'm innovating.

Proudy, I'm proud of you.

Okay, thanks, mom.

I'll see you during XMars.

Yeah, I'll see you during X Mars.

You guys still get together for X Mars?

Good.

Yeah, give your mother a kiss.

Hey, Bargy, your son seems fine.

He seems like he's making his way in this, you know, crazy galaxy, you know?

I guess that's true.

Except, did you see the back side of that amusement park?

No, no.

Sea Red IT5 Credits and attributions droid commencing outro protocol.

Ambassador Pleck Deck Center was played by Alden Ford.

C-53E was played by Jeremy Benn.

Security Officer Dar was played by Ali Kokesh.

Junior Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundaloy and Counselor Rumpf were played by Seth Lind.

Bargie the Ship and Tillian Rumpf were played by Mujan Zolfagari.

Club Light Infantry Nomadic Troopers and Blimpy the Amusement Park were played by Winston Knoll.

IQQ was played by special guest Jordan Carlos.

He has been seen on Guy Code, Girl Code, The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore, Comedy Central's Live at Gotham, The Colbert Report, Nurse Jackie, Girls, Broad City, and Samantha B's Not the White House Correspondence Dinner.

Follow him on Twitter at Jordan Carlos.

Mission to Six is recorded at Braun Studios in Greenpoint, Brooklyn by engineer Shane O'Connell.

This episode, edited by Seth Lind.

With sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell.

Music by Brendan Ryan.

Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Cretchley.

Ship design for the Bargerian Jade by Eric Goyce.

Mission to Zix is brought to this galaxy by Audioboom.

Thanks, Audioboom.

Don't forget to check out our website at missiontozix.space, where you can contact the crew, buy delicious merchandise, and get info about our upcoming live performances.

This week's outro music is a cover of Brendan Ryan's theme by listener Brian Kelly.

Chuck yeah, Brian.

Oh, what's up, my man?

How you doing?

How is it going?

You know,

I can't tell it.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm just a Tellurian just trying to make as much a clunt.

Croons, croons, croonet.

Croons.

I'm just a clint trying to make as many crunes as possible.

You know what I'm saying?

This is an extremely involved handshake.

Yeah, you got damn right.

Well, I am familiar with many types of handshake.

Oh, there's no god, so goddamn is uh flip.

So you can always cut it to damn, so you're welcome to say goddamn.

It's always cuttable, but yeah, you can make up a new god absolutely.

Uh, ride down, how's that?

Rod,

yeah, ride down.

You all right, man.

You can hang out, and the rest of y'all can hang out too.

Because let me tell you something about the zinc district, man.

Do you know about the zinc district?