109: This Juckin’ Guy [ft. Jon Gabrus]

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This is Missionary.

Hey, Dar.

Yeah, what's up?

You know, after meeting with that bounty hunter, I was thinking, like,

we should try to get

you some guns, right?

I could kiss you.

No, you don't have to do that, but I mean, I could.

Every other part of me knows not to because you disgust me, but I love this suggestion.

Yeah.

But you have to keep this secret from Nermi.

I'm afraid that if anyone aboard the ship acquires munitions, I am obligated to tell junior mission operations manager.

Yeah, just be cool.

It's for our own protection, though, right?

And it's for our own looking cool.

I'm afraid that this has been designated a diplomatic team, which means we are not allowed to carry firearms of any kind.

C-53, here, I'm just going to appeal to like the logical part of you as a droid.

There is no non-logical part of me.

See, perfect.

Great.

Like, think about the number of missions we've gone on where we've been in legitimate danger.

The Keck attacked.

We almost got killed by a Kula and the Kula's daughter.

There was the time that I was high on dust and my eyeballs were literally on fire.

Sorry to interrupt, but it's my monthly cleaning, so I'm just gonna self-clean my floors and my windows and all the engines.

That's fine.

What do we need?

Fargo, it's very hot liquid, though.

I know.

Hey, do you want a clean ship or do you want a clean ship, buddy?

What do you want?

Yeah, I mean, I guess soap.

We need to steal here.

Yeah, bringing in the soap.

Bargie, can't you just do this when we're on our next mission?

We're not on the ship.

I'm sorry.

I'm scheduled to do this every month, okay?

Do you want a dirty ship?

Do you think I'm a dirty ship?

No.

You think I'm a dirty ship?

That's a line from one of your movies.

There's just some moisture running across my vocal modulator.

It's a little unusual.

Are you not waterproof?

Not 100%.

That seems...

That seems like...

That seems like an oversight.

That seems basic.

Okay, adding in more water.

No, stop.

Just bargain, hold on.

It's a defect that I text to the D-series of droids, but the C-series is still quite waterproof.

Oh, no.

What if you just took your cube out and then just let the body sort of do whatever?

I suppose I could do that.

Would you like me to take out my cube?

Can you do that?

Removing cube?

No, stop.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Black, what have you done?

I don't know.

I think he was going to do it right away.

Obviously, you have that control and

I'm just going to put the cube back in.

Whoa!

Ambassador Bixener, I have an incoming transmission from

the city.

Oh, Mr.

Shit.

Oh, crap.

Hey, Nermit.

Hey, Nermi.

Listen.

Hey, Wait, you seem a little down.

What's wrong?

It's not it's not a work thing, so I just it's not important.

I love that it's not a work thing.

Please tell us what's going on in your personal life.

I don't know.

I had a family reunion over the weekend and you know how it is.

It's just like when your siblings are more successful and I have like, you know, like a hundred and six siblings and they're whoa!

Nermi, is there something wrong on your end?

Your hollow is super glitchy.

No, I don't know.

I sort of feel like Bargie's cleaning routine did something strange.

Excuse me, that's

monthly.

She said it was monthly, so.

Monthly.

I'm gonna now add some moisture, fly moisture items.

That routine

flavored

that routine.

Listen, something's wrong with C-53.

We gotta do something.

C-53?

Okay, just first, I want to say, Largely, the class of ship that you are was nearly outlawed because of the materials that were used in the cleaning fluid.

You know this.

Okay, it is true.

I will admit I used to do filthy movies.

Okay, everybody knows I used to do those filthy films, but that does not define me.

Is it bad?

Should I be concerned that a lot of it got like in my eyes and mouth?

Probably.

All right, scrubbing down.

Oh, oh, no.

Whoa.

Here's the thing, guys.

You guys are so worried, but I kind of like this new C.

I mean, I sort of do too, but he gets real close when he talks to you.

It's honestly very alluring.

Is my

closeness in your shoes?

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, I love that.

Seems like too many options.

Oh.

See, how are you doing with all those?

Oh shit, it's getting fun to party with.

No, Dora, something's clearly wrong.

We should skip finding the droid repairman

and we should go party.

Okay, okay, shaving my exterior.

That doesn't make sense.

That does not make sense.

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Tour guest.

Hello, hello.

Welcome to my shop.

Oh.

Yeah.

Hey.

I have to have a question.

Are you...

Are you, um.

Are you, uh, where are you from?

Huh?

What?

What?

Can I ask you where you're from?

Huh?

Yes.

I'm asking where you're from.

Where I'm from.

Yeah.

Well, I'm a Flurvian.

Does that answer your question?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Great.

What do you want?

Uh, listen, we're just here to get our droid fish.

Look at this thing.

Yeah.

Yeah, I haven't seen one of these.

I saw it in a dirty movie.

Really?

Yeah.

I didn't know.

I thought they were like protocol droids mostly.

Oh, no, they used to be sex bots.

Yeah, protocol class.

What?

Yeah.

They were sex bots.

I didn't know that.

C-Series?

You got a good sex bot there.

Oh, okay.

And RC is pretty old, so.

It probably was in a bunch of sex stuff.

You don't need to warn me of that.

That's actually a good thing.

Wow, he said that right in your ear.

Yeah.

All right, I see what's going on here.

Yeah, just give me a second with this C.

Okay, sure.

Stephi!

Stephi!

Take him in the back.

Who is Stephi?

It's my assistant.

Okay, yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah.

A loader droid?

Yeah, yeah, like a lo like a lifter.

Like a lifty loader droid.

Yeah, I mean, I don't like lifting stuff.

And the whole droid's whole job is lifting stuff?

He doesn't have to be a lifter droid.

He can uh...

Hey, what about a gun droid?

You guys want a gun droid?

Yeah, this sounds good.

Now we're talking.

Put some guns on the droids.

We were just talking about gun droids.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

You know, also, if you just had guns, minus the droid, we could talk about it.

Oh, it comes with the droid.

It's part of the droid.

Sure, sure, sure, sure.

Here he is.

Here he is.

Oh, wow.

Good morning, Mother Junkers.

You're done.

Genital shop.

Genital shop.

Genital shop.

How did he know where your genitals were, Tar?

I don't even know where they are.

And you wouldn't know where they are.

Of course you don't know where genitals are.

No fur genitals.

Okay, that's

what a gun droid, right?

What a great gun droid.

I guess so.

I don't know.

Let me put it this way.

I'll give you the gun droid, and I'll fix your friend all for the same, like, for one price.

Don't trust this Flurbian motherchucker.

These big nose flurbians are all cheap as hell.

All right, that's a Flurbian stereotype a little bit.

Hey, um...

Yeah.

Just curious,

what's this bot's name?

That name is B69420.

Is that an actual name?

Shuck fucking wire!

Okay, alright.

It's not.

It's a gun model.

Okay.

It's a gun.

Alright, sure.

You know what?

Let's...

I mean, I guess, yeah, we'll take him.

I'm giving you a deal.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah, dude.

We're just gonna...

Uh, boss, you sell the roast droid?

Shut up, Stefan.

Shut up.

It looks like you're selling the Roastmaster droid what you're trying to get rid of.

I'm selling the loader droid and the gun droid.

Why don't you go get the C model?

Bring it out.

You got a loaded droid and a gun droid?

Stephi.

Hey, it looks like you guys are having a personal moment.

We'll just go ahead and get a little bit more.

Yeah, we're just gonna take the droid and leave you alone.

Oh, and uh, Stephi, you want to bring out the sea model?

I'm done.

Yeah, we're all done.

You fixed him already?

Wow.

What was the problem with C?

Water?

Oh, okay.

Yeah, water.

He was a wet, ret robot.

You don't want a ret robot.

You can't put a cube wet back into the cube.

I was going to say, would you say taking out the cube was the issue?

You're only a jucking idiot.

Okay, that's right.

The frame itself is pretty watertight, but you can't take the cube out when it's like...

Which one of you, motherjuckers, took the cube out?

That was definitely me.

Man, where'd you put the cube?

Let me guess.

And you are a defecation hole.

This guy's funny.

This guy's funny.

I like this guy.

All right.

Great.

He's yours now.

He's yours.

Okay, thanks.

Much appreciated.

Bye.

Wow, what a nice couple of guys.

Oh, yeah.

C-53, how are you feeling?

It is good to be back to normal.

Oh, that's great.

Oh, that's great.

Well, we, I don't know if you saw, we picked up this loader and gun droid.

Oh, a B-class droid.

Oh, yeah, B-69-420.

Time to start loading and lifting.

Yeah.

That numerical designation is not happening with B-Class droids.

Oh man.

B69-420.

He's really flexing his arms a lot.

Yeah.

B69-420.

Do you...

Do you like work out?

I load for fun, recreational purposes only, bro.

Cool.

How does that work?

You're a robot, so your strength is sort of the same.

There's kind of no reason to do that.

His impression of you is so good.

Yeah,

he kind of zinged me.

Well, in any case, B69420, I'm happy to have you on board.

We're gonna go on missions together.

We're gonna go to different planets.

It's gonna be great.

We're gonna go to different planets.

It's just like homework.

Who is this chunking guy over here?

This is Ambassador Play.

Dexter, a Tellurian Ambassador for the Federated Alliance.

All hail, the Federated Alliance.

But what if you did, though?

That's what's hilarious about it.

Well, I wouldn't wear any pants over it, so it would look fairly unusual.

Oh, yeah.

Not to mention, he'd leave some oil skins in it.

Is that

how that works?

No, I don't have an oil pointer to that particular location.

I'm just kidding.

C-53, let me get a high-5.

Too slow.

Oh, man.

Just initiated my high five protocol.

It took me there.

Way too slow.

Way too slow.

Hey, B69420.

What were you doing before you were in that droid shop?

Oh, I don't know.

I've been rebooted so many times, I can't even tell you where I start and where I end.

But as far as I'm concerned, I used to hang in a smoke-filled bar and rip people new defecation holes.

Okay, wow.

Very cool.

Yeah, we usually metaphorically speaking.

Sure, Sure, sure, sure, sure.

But there was a brief period of time when I was literally putting new defecation holes in people.

I was a medical drone first.

Whoa, that's.

Really?

Yes, my job sucked.

Shit everywhere.

Some species are born without defecation holes and need to have them installed.

Is that true?

That is true.

I had one installed.

Wait, there was no reason for Bargie to have one installed, but she did have one installed.

Bargie, I've been polishing my lower half to your videos for.

I got a fan right here.

I knew it.

I knew it was a fan.

How you doing?

How you doing?

This narrow hallway makes it feel nice that I can hit all of your walls at once.

Oh, okay.

All right.

Hey, C, how is it that you have a bolt, but B69420 has like literally no filter?

I was assigned a restraining bolt upon my inclusion into the Federated Alliance.

All hail, the Federated Alliance.

I mean, the I have a lot of people.

That's good advice.

That's good advice, C53.

When you got wet, I was definitely worried about you, but like, you were pretty cool.

Oh, Clef got somebody wet, fat chance.

Oh, wow.

Ambassador Dexter, I have an incoming transmission from Junior Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundaloj.

Hey, Nermit.

Hey, cool.

Hey, guess what?

Yeah.

We got a little bit of help on the ship.

We got a free droid.

Can you believe that?

From the Flurvians at the shop.

They gave us a free droid.

Introduce yourself, B69420.

What shot, Mother Jackie?

It's me, B69420.

I do guns, I do load, and most of all, I rip new defecation walls.

And who's this douche on the video over here?

Oh, yeah.

Sorry, that's our boss.

This is

Nermit Bundle.

Hey, Nermit, we got a new droid.

There's no such thing as a free sponge?

Yeah.

What?

Well, you took a free droid.

Obviously, this is not a loader droid.

Look at it.

Look at the guns on this.

Look at that.

Look at these chunking things.

Oh, gosh.

Look at it.

See, you can do that right.

I informed everyone of that immediately, and everyone chose to ignore it.

Oh, Oh, well, at least you're fixed.

You're fixing.

This guy's on the ship.

For what it's worth, Nermit, he's pretty funny.

Like, we're having a good time.

Okay, this is not authorized.

If my superiors find out that you have an unauthorized droid without a restraining bolt, we don't even know a specification be for you.

Why the junk are we listening to this guy?

Obviously, I have a boss.

Everyone has a boss.

Even uh, how are I saying B69 for the door?

Great.

I'm gonna call you back, and you better have

Okay, Nermit.

You gotta excuse Nermit.

He's not usually that uptight.

I think he's having a hard time with his family.

Oh,

uh, B6942.

Can I shorten your name, or do you have to say the whole thing every time?

I know.

69's a mouthful.

I got that one.

I understood it.

You're funny.

This is a funny butt.

You can call me Big Papa Lover if you'd like, if it's easier.

Uh, yeah, it might be a little easier.

That was a reference to one of my films.

Oh,

is that what that was?

Yeah, I guess organisms have a thing called incest.

It's exciting.

Yeah, I mean,

I guess so.

Really?

I know it's in the movie.

Oh, oh, right.

Okay.

Yeah.

You would just guess from the title, though, that you would fall in love with someone who was your father.

Right, yeah, big papa.

That's what I would say, but when you watch the movie, it makes sense.

Because the father's there, and he's a lover, but he just inspires his two brother and sister ships to get at it.

It's a really hot moment when they're just smashing their wiper drives together.

Oh, yeah.

You know, when you get two fires together, and you kind of twist one 90 degrees and kind of smash them together a little bit.

I guess I can picture that, yeah.

Oh, yes, I can picture it too.

Uh-oh!

Temperature rising!

Let's put up a clip.

Showing clip from Big Papa Lover.

Oh, is it.

Oh, your room was unlocked.

Oh, was it?

Why did you come inside?

Oh, goodness, should I?

Oh, no, stop.

C-53, no, turn it off.

This is still unacceptable.

Even though they're not thinking you can't help young barge,

yeah, this scene we really wanted to uh

really wanted to make sure that everyone knew they were brother and sister.

So

we have the same parents.

You and me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And Bargerian Jade, I mean, she is just barely legal in this thing.

I can't believe you were just licensed as a ship with your license.

Okay, can we...

I think we got

the gist of that, C-53.

Maybe.

What is that?

What does that mean?

Exactly.

It means I was barely licensed.

I don't understand.

Yes, when a ship is constructed, of of course?

It's not immediately sent out into space.

It needs to get the proper license and certification before it is space-worthy.

I had my final parts.

Oh, not to mention.

A ship doesn't become a real fully blossomed ship until you smash a bottle of dust against its hull by right barge.

Yes, you know how it is.

You guys want to do dust and telecommunicate with our parents for an hour?

Talking nonstop?

Nah, not really.

Not really.

I had a bad experience with dust a couple weeks ago, and I don't feel like I'm probably going to do it again in a game.

I could, for instance, initiate a transmission to junior missions operations manager Nerma Bundle.

Let's prank Nermi.

Uh-oh, C-53 turned the whole thing around.

I like this junking gallery.

I will

disguise our call side as a different ship.

Wow.

I'm learning all these abilities that you have, C-53, that I never knew about.

B-69420 is bringing out the cool side of C.

Yeah.

I feel I have always been very cool.

Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean in a way you've been very cool the way that like uh like a teacher is cool.

Yes, yeah, like when when your teachers like

well yeah, exactly.

That's what I'm talking about.

Initiating transmission to junior missions operations manager nermit bundle.

Uh federated alliance uh mission operations department.

Uh yes, hello, I'm looking for junior missions operation manager nermit bundle.

Uh speaking, yes, uh, go for bundle on

junior missions operation manager nermit bundle.

Oh wow, I didn't I didn't order thing anything.

Can you uh tell me what might be in there?

Yes, it is over 51 metric tons of defecants.

Now open your mouth to receive it.

Yeah, that was a good thing.

Yo, we killed him!

We killed him!

Guys, I would jumping love to fill that guy up with defecants.

Okay, I did.

Oh, wait, he's an idea.

Let's call it, let's call the top.

The top of what?

Let's call the top of the top.

The Council of Seven?

It goes all the way to the top, baby.

Let's get these motherchuckers.

Wait, how are we gonna?

You just press the number one.

Is that this is crazy?

Can we do this?

Hello?

Hello?

You have reached the Council of Seven.

Hello, what is up, Council of Seven?

I have some information that may be important to you.

Well, please share it.

Yes!

Junior Missions Operation Manager Nermit Bundaloy is currently neck-deep in difficults.

Who?

Junior Missions Operation Manager Nermit Bundaloy.

I'm not sure that I know who that person is.

Search him on the database and determine whether or not this Nermit Bundaloy is chock full of difficulties.

We're usually involved in our

galactic galactic governance kind of.

To be honest, this is a bit below our multiple systems, yeah.

So is the galaxy running correctly?

So far, yeah, we feel that it is.

Then why don't you catch an end transmission?

Yeah.

Wait, wait, I didn't hang up.

I just...

Why do we hang up?

Why are you still talking?

I just said an end transmission, C-53.

Season transmission.

You left me hanging out there not

It isn't accurate.

Famously small, famously small.

Uh, you know, I can't believe I'm the one that's gonna say this, but

did you think Nermit's gonna get in trouble?

Oh,

I hadn't thought about it.

I guess I am a little bit worried about that.

Do you guys want to play Tree and Roulette?

Uh, what what is that?

Yes, we do.

I have this I-40 ion blaster mouse cannon here.

How did you get how did you get that?

He is a gun.

I'm a gun droid.

I sort of thought that was like if we had a gun, you'd know how to shoot it.

No, I brought one.

I got an I-40 series ion cannon here.

I can load it up with one ion cannot capsule.

It has eight chambers, and we can pass it around, point it at our heads, and pull the trigger.

I don't know.

I don't know.

P6420.

This sort of seems like outside of the realm of like a roast droid.

Is this a bad time to mention that my ventilation system is full of dust?

Full of dust?

What?

Dust concentration in the atmosphere aboard the ship has increased tenfold.

Oh, that makes sense.

Welcome, Jokers.

Wait, you did this?

I dropped a little gust into the O2 canister.

Now we're flying.

Woo!

That's a higher concentration than if we had just snorted it ourselves.

It is indeed.

That's very true.

Yes!

We're gonna leave forever!

Let's play some Trayvian for that!

Let's do it!

Who's going first?

Who's going first?

I'm off first!

Oh, dear!

Oh, boy.

He aimed it right at his cube.

Oh, man, this really snapped me back, guys.

Hey, Bargie, could you shut off your ventilation system for just a second?

Guys, guys, listen.

This is serious.

We have to get rid of this droid.

If I may,

what?

We don't need to get rid of B69420, but we need to memorialize it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a very special droid that brought happiness and fun into all of our lives.

In this job, I don't get to spend a lot of time with other droids, and sometimes I worry I come off as very uncool.

That makes sense.

He made me feel very accepted.

You know, around him, you were a lot cooler.

Well,

as is

I am deconstructing him now,

separating his parts by silence.

Quick Q.

Maybe we could keep, you know, the gun parts of him.

Technically, by Federated Alliance regulations, this gun falls under spare droid parts.

Really?

Well, it was originally part of a gun droid.

Thank you so much, C.

I will never say you are uncool ever again.

Thank you.

I'm still chocked full of dust.

Oh, boy.

By J, I'm ready to eject his miscellaneous parts into space.

And now he's joking then.

It is not just the deaths talking, but that was beautiful.

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Ropa Stoodle out.

Oh, man, I have a wicked, wicked headache right now.

Ambassador Tech Center, I have an incoming transmission from Junior Missions Operations Manager Nermit Bundbloy.

Hey, Nermit.

Hey, guys.

Hey, Nerm.

Hey.

Anything going on?

Um, you know, uh, uh, yeah, stuff's good.

I mean, I...

Members of the Council of Seven looked at my files.

And that makes you happy.

Yeah, I mean, obviously, this is the lead up to something big.

Like, they don't just look at Junior Missions Operations Manager's files if it's not like you're going to get some kind of like.

Well, no, they would have no reason to do that.

I'm surprised

they even knew who I am.

I had hoped.

I was worried.

I had been worried about this loader gun droid, but what's the deal?

You know, you don't see him.

He is dead.

Technically, it was suicide.

Yeah, so we don't have to file a form.

Great.

Oh, man, this day really turned around.

Yeah, everything's really coming up Nermi, huh?

Yeah.

I'm gonna, you know, honestly, I'm gonna call my parents.

I'm gonna have some seriously good news.

They're gonna be my idea.

Yeah, really rooting for you, Nermit.

Hey, I mean, who needs luck, right?

Don't discount the importance of luck.

Yeah, so.

Bye, Nermit.

I love you guys.

Ceasing transmission.

I know you've been worried about me, but okay, stuff has seriously turned around today.

Mama, your daddy, and I are always worried about you.

No,

no, no, no.

Well, listen, today, members of the Council of Seven looked at my profile today.

The Council of Seven, your profile.

Yes,

isn't that amazing?

Wonderful.

Sorry,

you know what?

This is probably related to some big news.

Uh, hey.

Hey, hey, how are you?

Yeah, I got a

delivery from junior operations manager Nermit Bundeloye.

Yeah, that's me.

Yeah.

Uh, yeah, there's this is 51 metric tons of defecate.

Did he just say defecate?

Mom and dad, I'm I'll call you back later.

I'm just gonna let it go.

No,

it's getting in your mouth.

C-Red I-T5 credits and attributions droid commencing Outro Protocol.

Ambassador Pleck Deck Center was played by Alden Ford.

C-53 Diplomatic Relations and Protocol Droid, Stephy the Droid Repair Assistant, and Kounsara Curie were played by Jeremy Bent.

Security Officer Dar was played by Ali Kokesh.

Party of the Shift was played by Mujan Zolfogari.

Junior Missions Operation Manager Nermit Bundeloy was played by Seth Lind.

Mutu, the droid repairman, and Counselor Treke were played by Winston Knoll.

B69420 was played by special guest, John Gabris.

He has appeared in such shows and movies as Guy Code, Younger, and The Little Hours.

He performs regularly with Ascat at ACBLA, and you can listen to his podcast, High and Mighty.

Mission to Six is recorded at Braun Studios in Greenpoint, Brooklyn by engineer Shane O'Connell.

This episode edited by Alden Ford with sound design and mix by Shane O'Connell.

Music by Brendan Ryan.

Opening crawl narration by Jeremy Crutchley.

Ship design for the Margerian Jade by Eric Goise.

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We welcome you to visit the Mission to Zix website at mission2zix.space, where you can contact the crew, purchase status-raising merchandise, and get more info on our upcoming live events.

Wait,

real quick pitch, do you guys, while you're still dusting up, want to be like,

like, give me like a serious memorial where it was super tight in the last minute?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys should totally shoot him off into space.

Yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Okay.