Kylie & Jason on Couples Costumes, Uncle Trav Babysitting Update & Bikini Wax Maintenance | Ep. 42

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Speaker 2 Welcome back to a very special, very spooky, very scruffy episode of Not Gonna Lie. Scruffy.
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I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite Halloween candy is Twix.

Speaker 2 But the fun size are not fun size. So I don't enjoy watching scary movies.
I do not need any additional jump scares in my life. And I have four children with this Japanese maple sitting next to me.

Speaker 3 I wish they were running with that joke as well.

Speaker 2 I don't know. How do you feel about it?

Speaker 3 I feel good about it. You do? I think Japanese maples look great.

Speaker 2 They're beautiful trees. They are.

Speaker 3 Ornamental. They are.

Speaker 3 They get the job done.

Speaker 2 They do.

Speaker 3 Nice.

Speaker 2 Okay. Well, I guess I should intro you.
He's the co-host of the other podcast, My Favorite Bearded Being, and there are many to choose from.

Speaker 2 A future Hall of Famer for his NFL career and his outstanding work as a dad. And of course, he's my husband.
Jason, welcome back to Not Gonna Lie. Thank you, Kyle.

Speaker 3 Thanks for having me.

Speaker 2 I feel like I'm pointing a book at you.

Speaker 2 looks

Speaker 2 looks a little off you're gonna have to bleep that brad can you see his face i still have not gotten eyes on this can you see his face i mean i can see it okay coming up on today's halloween special we're gonna start off by getting honest about some couples costumes then we're gonna get a ton of the real ones questions and i'd be shocked if there wasn't a cat question in the mix

Speaker 2 always there always are

Speaker 2 uh because we asked the real ones what their questions were so these are actual fan questions nice for you oh perfect uh and since the real ones enjoyed it so much last time we're gonna do a rematch of the pop culture trivia the battle for who knows the least

Speaker 2 you won last time by one did i yep nice

Speaker 2 not nice but first let's get into this week's ngl announcements this is a big one guys

Speaker 2 for reasons i cannot comprehend Since I started this show, you have demanded more, more minutes, more clips, more behind the scenes, more episodes. It's bullshit.

Speaker 2 I don't know why you keep doing that, but I did hear you. So I'm excited to announce that I'm starting another brand new series exclusively on YouTube called,

Speaker 2 you guessed it, fuck around and find out. AKA, F-A-F-O.

Speaker 2 It's literally, we go out, we find someone to fuck around with, and we find out about things that they may be an expert on.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 3 we're just there to go for it. Fuck around and find out.
This was fun.

Speaker 2 And you are due to come fuck around with us.

Speaker 3 Yes. Okay.

Speaker 2 Like a nice little tease. This is an addition to the pod.
I'm not quitting the pod. We'll still be here and then we'll fuck around and find out on other times once a month for you guys.
Nice.

Speaker 2 The first episode comes out this coming Tuesday, November 4th, right on our NGL YouTube channel. Also follow us on all socials at NGL with Kylie.

Speaker 2 We'll be announcing more details on Monday, you know, the day of more shit. Next up, our real one comment of the week.
And it looks like the internet has decided I finally got one.

Speaker 2 Real one T.S. Crazier wrote, Kylie finally brought the jeans for Kylie.
And Jason replied, Oh, it's already in there.

Speaker 3 Nice.

Speaker 2 What'd you say? I see what you did there.

Speaker 3 Uh,

Speaker 2 yeah, is that what you said? Yeah,

Speaker 3 I forgot.

Speaker 2 You answered.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it's a pun. It's a funny pun on the word word genes.

Speaker 2 It was very funny. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Do you agree with this?

Speaker 2 They're trying to say Finn looks like me.

Speaker 3 I'm aware. Yeah, I know what they're saying.

Speaker 3 I think she looks very similar to the way Ellie looked as a baby,

Speaker 3 but with darker hair. So she has more facial features that resemble you than Benny and Wyatt did.

Speaker 2 That's fair. I'll take that.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 But we'll see how they evolve.

Speaker 2 Which of the girls do you think looks most like you?

Speaker 3 I think Wyatt probably.

Speaker 2 I agree with that.

Speaker 2 Just seeing your baby pictures next to Wyatt's baby pictures are kind of uncanny.

Speaker 3 Yeah. So supposedly, due to like evolution, babies do look more like their dads.

Speaker 2 So that they know to claim them.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so that they don't become deadbeat dads. Ellie looked like you.

Speaker 3 Ellie, from the moment she came out, looked just like your baby face in the baby picture when you set the hospital record for the largest baby on record. I was fat.

Speaker 3 That was cute. She's a big baby.
But Ellie's face looked just like yours.

Speaker 3 Finn looks less like that. Yeah, I agree.
But she still looks like.

Speaker 2 Just why it's eyes.

Speaker 3 I can't tell. All right, moving on.

Speaker 2 Let's get honest about Halloween. Starting with couples costumes.
Jason, how do you feel about couples costumes?

Speaker 3 What are couples costumes, like what we're doing right now?

Speaker 2 No, this is not a couples costume. I would say that this is a family costume because we have been influenced by our children to partake in this particular theme.

Speaker 3 So, what's a couple's costumes?

Speaker 2 A couple's costume would be like salt and pepper.

Speaker 3 What's like the shakers?

Speaker 3 Yes. Salt and pepper shakers.
I don't know if you're talking about the band. I don't, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't say salt and pepper.
I said salt and pepper.

Speaker 3 All right, what do I think of couples costumes?

Speaker 2 What do you think of couples costumes? I don't know.

Speaker 3 I think it depends on what the couples costume is.

Speaker 2 Okay. Are there couples costumes that you would ever want to do?

Speaker 3 I'm not a big costumes guy.

Speaker 2 He's the reason we're wearing costumes. I want to make that abundantly clear.

Speaker 3 Well, you said,

Speaker 2 yeah, but like I was fine rolling up in some leggings and a t-shirt.

Speaker 3 Who bought these costumes? Me. Yeah, I don't...

Speaker 3 I'll do the costumes because I like being a part of the family and on themes. I like being a part of the family.

Speaker 2 Jesus, Jason.

Speaker 3 I don't know couples' costumes. I think some couples' costumes are great.

Speaker 2 Queen Emma did ask me if we have ever done one. I don't think we have.
I don't think either of us are like into Halloween enough to do it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, I agree with that.

Speaker 2 I will say, Amber and Rob, they did Shrek and Fiona years ago. It was great.

Speaker 3 I got Halloween. Ed Kelsey got Halloween out of us quick.

Speaker 2 We're going to get to that.

Speaker 3 We stopped trigger trick-or-treating

Speaker 3 early and middle school.

Speaker 2 Yeah, we're coming back to that. We're coming back to that because I said that to Queen Emma.
What

Speaker 2 final costumes did we land on this year? Do you know what's happening?

Speaker 3 Well, I know that for a while, two of them were going to be Elsa, two of them were going to be Anna, and now all of them are being Elsa.

Speaker 2 Is that what Ellie told you?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 She's lying. She told me the other day that she wanted to go back to being Ana because she has her braids.

Speaker 3 Well, then I guess Ellie's being Anna.

Speaker 2 She's duping us.

Speaker 3 I've been told that all of them want to be Elsa now.

Speaker 2 That sucks because Finn only has an Ana dress. You know, because she doesn't actually have an opinion yet.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Shit.

Speaker 2 We had a comment last week on the pod

Speaker 2 that when I said that we had two Anna's and two Elsas, but maybe three Elsas, they said we should be six Elsas. And honestly, that shit would be hilarious.

Speaker 2 It would have been so funny. You're no fun.

Speaker 2 He's not a costume guy on Halloween. That would have been so funny, though.

Speaker 3 It would be funny. Yep.

Speaker 2 Maybe we could get Big Ed. He would be a six selfie.
He would do it. He would.

Speaker 2 He would so do it.

Speaker 3 I'm Olaf.

Speaker 3 I'm Christoph.

Speaker 2 And the girls are pissed that there's no Sven. Yeah.

Speaker 2 So it might be the dog. The dog might have to be.
She might need antlers.

Speaker 3 She should be Sven.

Speaker 2 I feel feel like it makes the most sense she's nearly spen's size

Speaker 2 yeah we'll see how it goes we'll all find out together she'll probably try and eat your carrot

Speaker 2 too so it'll probably play and will probably that'd be so cute we should try okay what candy do we steal from their trick-or-treating resees any full-size bars

Speaker 3 not any

Speaker 3 They got like an almond joy in there. I'm not eating that.
Trash.

Speaker 2 I'm stealing that.

Speaker 3 I do not like almond joy. Most coconut flavored things I do not like.
I love coconut joy. I like coconut.
Don't like coconut artificial flavoring.

Speaker 2 It's not artificial. There's literally shreds of coconut in it.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 I like it. That's okay.
This is where we compliment each other. I have this whole theory about dessert.
We compliment each other on dessert.

Speaker 2 It helps us in these situations. I'll eat your almond joy and your mouths.

Speaker 3 I like

Speaker 2 Reese's.

Speaker 3 Reese's, I'll eat for sure.

Speaker 3 Any of like the old school Halloween candy that like you never see outside of Halloween, like bottle caps. Like if there's bottle caps, I'll eat those.

Speaker 3 Trying to think, it's been a while since I've had like the original.

Speaker 2 How are you going to say bottle caps?

Speaker 2 And the last time we sat ourselves in the studio, you went off about chalky candy

Speaker 2 and disrespected this studio the i heart you is still on the wall we're gonna insert a photo of it right here it has not left you wrote that with a candy heart because you were bitching about how they're chalky and now you're gonna be out here saying bottle caps that's the equivalent of saying fucking neck a wafers no neckle wafers are trash bottle caps are much better than neck o wafers but a part of it's not even about the taste of it it's just like

Speaker 3 i'm gonna do this nostalgia thing yeah i'll eat smarties anyone that i haven't seen since i was like a kid i'm gonna steal steal it for sure and try and eat it.

Speaker 2 And that's it for Can I Be Honest About Halloween? Next up, Doom Scroll the Week.

Speaker 3 What is Doom Scrolling?

Speaker 2 Doom Scroll is what I do at night in bed when I just

Speaker 3 so it's just scrolling?

Speaker 2 It's just scrolling, but like, so you can turn your brain off. And you just, that's when I'm like giggling to myself.
And then occasionally I go, watch this.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Sometimes Jason is

Speaker 2 sometimes we co-doom scroll him not by choice. It's not by choice.
Every single time he, he,

Speaker 2 have you heard of the bird theory? This is far off track.

Speaker 2 You've not heard of the bird theory?

Speaker 3 No, I don't think so.

Speaker 2 Okay, so the theory is, is if I were to say to you, which is

Speaker 2 actually oddly applicable to our marriage.

Speaker 2 If I were to say to you, oh my gosh, Jason, come look at this bird. And you were like, not right now.
Or like, didn't answer me.

Speaker 2 then you fail the bird theory. Yeah.
And if you're like, oh, what bird is it?

Speaker 2 And you like come over and you like show interest in something that I'm clearly excited about, probably a little unnecessarily, but excited about nonetheless, then you pass the bird theory.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 2 Doom scrolling to me is now like the equivalent of the bird theory because I'll scroll and I'll start laughing. And then I'm like, oh, you got to see this.
And you're always like, okay.

Speaker 2 And you check it out. And I feel like that's you passing the bird theory to be like, oh, Kylie thought this clip was funny.
Maybe I'll think it's funny.

Speaker 2 To be fair, it's a 50-50 shot of whether or not he thinks a TikTok that I think is funny is funny. Would you say that's accurate?

Speaker 3 I think most of the time they're funny, sometimes they're not, but most of the time they are.

Speaker 3 I feel like bird theory, though, that's a bigger lift.

Speaker 3 If you put a phone in front of my face and tell me, what's something, I don't really have a choice, but if you're like, oh, look at this bird. I said, I don't know.

Speaker 3 If you're in another room and you're like, hey, there's a bird outside. I want you to see it.

Speaker 2 We're going to test him on the bird theory this week.

Speaker 3 That's fine. To be fair.
I'd like seeing birds.

Speaker 2 I was going to say, to be fair, he has been a victim of me filling the bird feeder and then regularly being like, Jason, there's a cardinal. Jason, you have to see this enormous blue jay.

Speaker 2 And he's like, I don't think it's good for the birds.

Speaker 3 I think we're like... No, don't.
For all you bird activists out there, or

Speaker 3 whatever you call yourselves, or

Speaker 2 I don't know. There's a word.
Aviaries.

Speaker 3 Nope. Aviators.

Speaker 2 Thank you, ornithologists.

Speaker 3 For all you ornithologists out there, is having a bird feeder and feeding them like a bunch of like

Speaker 3 feed, is that healthy for them? It can't be good for them. Okay.
You're just fattening up the birds. Okay.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 3 It'd be like putting a bunch of candy in like a dish and giving it to a bunch of kids. Okay.

Speaker 2 For this week's Doom Scroll TikToker Redheaded Dakota shared some last-minute Philly Halloween costumes. And number one on her list is interesting, Queen Emma says.
Roll that clip, Queen Emma.

Speaker 2 If you need a last-minute Halloween costume, here are 10 Philly, Philly, sports-related things that you probably can use. Things from your closet already.

Speaker 2 You want to use your Kelsey jersey in a creative way? You could be Philly's princess, Kylie, wear a little tiara, wear a Kelsey jersey, a mini skirt, and some heels. A mini skirt?

Speaker 3 You are a mini skirt person.

Speaker 2 When?

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 3 I don't think I've ever seen you wear a mini skirt. I wouldn't mind it, though.

Speaker 3 You fucking asshole.

Speaker 3 No.

Speaker 2 I can't believe that the mini scar.

Speaker 2 I appreciate the Queen Emma wrote in the rundown. She nailed it, right? Question mark, LOL.

Speaker 2 Jason, what would actually come in the Kylie Halloween costume?

Speaker 3 What would actually

Speaker 3 come in the Kylie Halloween costume?

Speaker 2 First of all,

Speaker 2 let's start where we need to begin.

Speaker 3 Are we doing the Princess Kyana Halloween costume or just a standard Kylie costume?

Speaker 2 Whichever you'd prefer.

Speaker 3 Well, the Princess Kyana costume has to have the Princess Diana jacket. True.
Yeah, it's not even a jersey.

Speaker 2 Can I just, can I, before you, before you really,

Speaker 2 before you give us both of those options, I just need to say, no one should fucking beat me for Halloween. That's, you're, that's a ridiculous costume, and you need to cut that shit out.
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 So if you want to. Now tell them how to not do it.

Speaker 3 If you wanted to dress like Kylie, that's what they're asking? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Leggings or sweatpants,

Speaker 3 some type of hoodie. Yeah.
If you haven't put in your contacts glasses. Perfect.
Maybe a baseball hat. That's pretty much it.

Speaker 3 Nailed it.

Speaker 2 Look like a slob. Maybe wear glasses and then you're good.
That's it. There you go.
That's how you do it. The essentials for adjacent Halloween costume, yours is so easy.

Speaker 2 Because so many people have your jersey. That's a dead giveaway.
I've seen a lot of women dress up as you you and they get a piece of felt and it's real simple. Just cut out a beard.

Speaker 2 I do think that if you're going to try to do the Jason beard, that you should acknowledge his touch of gray that's happening on either side.

Speaker 2 And obviously flip-flops. How do you feel about people dressing up as us for Halloween in general?

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 2 He's the worst person to pick for a Halloween episode.

Speaker 3 He's like, I don't even like Halloween.

Speaker 2 I thought you guys were going to feed me candy. and then he got here, and we're not even going to feed him candy.

Speaker 3 I got feedback. I like people

Speaker 3 doing it in a

Speaker 3 making fun of us kind of way. I always like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm in on that.

Speaker 3 I get

Speaker 3 enjoyment out of

Speaker 3 tweets or videos that are funny.

Speaker 2 I feel like if you're going to do a couple's costume of us at this point, since we have four kids, you're going to need to have baby dolls with you.

Speaker 2 Like, part of the joke should be like, they just keep fucking having kids, you know?

Speaker 3 sure.

Speaker 2 Do you have a favorite Kelsey family costume that you've ever seen?

Speaker 3 Oh, gosh. I have one.

Speaker 2 I literally just saw it this morning.

Speaker 3 What is it?

Speaker 2 It was a gentleman who was talking about how embarrassed he was that his wife bought him a Travis costume to wear. Okay.
And so he had like 87.

Speaker 2 He's wearing a Chiefs jersey and like, like shoulder pads and football pants.

Speaker 2 The best part is, is that he says, but then I saw who my wife was dressing as for our couple's costume and I was okay with it. And he pants the back seat of the car.

Speaker 3 She's like, full sequence.

Speaker 3 Better. Okay.

Speaker 2 Because that's what you'd expect.

Speaker 3 That's what I was thinking. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Big red.

Speaker 3 Andy.

Speaker 2 It's big red. Listen.
In the back of the, it was, I was, that caught me off guard and I liked it.

Speaker 3 If there's, I mean, you talk about, do I enjoy people dressing up as us? No. But do I enjoy people dressing up as big red? Yes.

Speaker 2 And it was, and it was the woman of the couple.

Speaker 3 I mean, it's even more.

Speaker 2 Which is, it was so good. I laughed out loud.

Speaker 3 I saw one today, actually, that I know you would like. There was a woman that walked into a bar dressed like the Lorax.

Speaker 2 You know, people are doing that for like bachelorette trips. Like all of the bridesmaids are dressing up as the Lorax and they're going out to the bar.
Is that what you saw?

Speaker 3 Maybe that's what it it was.

Speaker 2 It's so good. Yeah.
Because all you need is the orange bodysuit and a mustache.

Speaker 3 Yeah, she did a great job.

Speaker 2 She looked really good. And you put a pillow in there for the belly.
It's very good.

Speaker 3 Yeah, women with a mustache really

Speaker 3 or be, and even women with facial hair is like a costume. It's a funny costume.
It looks good. Yeah, it's funny.

Speaker 2 I will say the other one you have, like, we have to acknowledge is the baby that was dressed up as your mom.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah. That was a very good one.

Speaker 2 It was so cute. That was very good.
It was such a good costume.

Speaker 3 yeah 10 out of 10.

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Speaker 2 And we're back right where you left us. Let's get right into a special Halloween edition of Ask Me Some Things because Ask Me Anything was far too open-ended for some of you motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 Okay.

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First question from Texas Aggie Mom 10. Question for Kylie and Jason next week.

Speaker 2 What was your favorite costume you wore as a child for Halloween?

Speaker 3 Oh, I remember getting real jazzed for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle costume one time.

Speaker 3 I think

Speaker 3 both Travis and I were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles that year, I think.

Speaker 2 That's actually adorable.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And then

Speaker 3 we both dressed as Mario and Luigi one year in high school.

Speaker 2 I remember seeing the pictures of Travis.

Speaker 3 Travis was not as excited about it. No? No.

Speaker 2 He didn't want to be Luigi?

Speaker 3 I mean, in the picture, it's very obvious who's excited about it and who's not. I talked him into it very much so.

Speaker 2 I still remember one year we went to the store

Speaker 3 early

Speaker 2 and it was not a Halloween store. I don't remember what store it was, but we picked up a costume for me because I got so excited about it.
It was the Tasmanian Devil from like cartoons.

Speaker 3 Very good. That's a great one.

Speaker 2 But it was like this, but like had structure to it and was

Speaker 3 spinning. Well,

Speaker 2 it was just like a jumpsuit of like a fuzzy jumpsuit. And that's all fine and good.
But when I went to school, people were like, you picked that? I'm pretty sure I was in like fourth grade. Yeah.

Speaker 2 And as a girl, that was not apparently an acceptable choice to other people. I was jazzed about it.
I was very excited about it.

Speaker 3 I think it's great. Jasmine Devil is a solid cartoon character.

Speaker 2 It was great. to me until I got feedback from my peers.
And then I was like, cool, I'm good. Did you ever make any?

Speaker 3 Maybe one year we made one. Oh, one year, my dad had, you know, those like masks that are like rubber

Speaker 3 that are actually like terrifying. Yeah, my dad had one that was like a pig, and it was just like the head, and it was like the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life, still to this day.

Speaker 3 Like, it was terrifying. He would put it on and scare the shit out of us at times.
I think I wore that one year, but it just reminded me that I want to get a mask like that and scare our kids

Speaker 3 while I can.

Speaker 2 It's not even that difficult. You don't even have to, you could literally, you could get a stuffed dinosaur and do it.

Speaker 3 I could half-ass it for sure. Yeah.
I mean, I could just come around a corner, but full commit on like one of those silicone,

Speaker 3 like gnarly ones.

Speaker 2 No.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 We're going to do it. I'm intercepting.

Speaker 3 The only downside is that they smell terrible inside. They do.

Speaker 2 I'm intercepting every package that comes to our house.

Speaker 2 It's not going to be hard. Okay, next from Rachel Edelman, 21.
My husband doesn't think we should trick-or-treat with our seven-month-old. Is it too early?

Speaker 2 I mean, everyone wants to see a baby dressed up for Halloween, right? Oh, Rachel, I want to be a girl's girl so badly right now. I want to be a girl's girl so, so, so, so badly.

Speaker 2 I think it's too early. I think we should not be taking a seven-month-old trick-or-treating.

Speaker 3 Why? Do you think?

Speaker 2 To be clear, yes. Okay, let me rephrase that.
Yes, dress the baby up. Yes, take the baby around.
But like, are we accepting candy?

Speaker 3 I mean, I don't think they can eat candy at seven years old.

Speaker 2 They can't.

Speaker 2 But that's, I love that you said you don't think they can eat candy when we live with a seven-month-old.

Speaker 3 Does she eat it? You can melt it down and like let them drink the chocolate if you wanted to, but I don't think it's probably a good idea.

Speaker 2 To be fair, we're not feeding our child like copious amounts of sugar at seven months old. I want to be clear on that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'm just saying you could. I don't think it's a good idea.

Speaker 3 I don't think it'd be the end of the world if they had some chocolate, to be honest with you. Okay.

Speaker 2 No, I'm sure. It wouldn't be.
I'm with you on that.

Speaker 3 As long as it's not a choking hazard,

Speaker 3 they'll survive.

Speaker 3 What's the...

Speaker 2 The question is, she would let she's trying to say that her husband said it's too early to trick-or-treat with a seven-month-old.

Speaker 3 And so they don't have any other kids.

Speaker 2 That's the part that I'm, that's where I'm having a little difficulty getting there. Here's what you should do.

Speaker 2 You should find other, maybe they have neighbors with kids who are going to trick-or-treat. You should still go out onto the street with your neighbors

Speaker 2 in your community to walk around while your kid is fully dressed up. You can just, you know.
strap them into a carrier or roll them around in their little stroller and you can have a little sippy sip.

Speaker 2 You know what I'm saying? And you guys can just stroll along and enjoy the night.

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, it's a great idea.

Speaker 2 So, if that's what you mean by trick-or-treating, then yes, I'm all in. But if you're trying to get candy for yourself,

Speaker 2 no.

Speaker 3 I mean, if you're with the seven-month though, and they can't eat it, you somebody's got to eat it.

Speaker 2 But that's my point. Are we receiving?

Speaker 2 I think we're unclear, Rachel. If you're not receiving Halloween candy from the trick-or-treating, we're all in.
We support that.

Speaker 3 No, I think you can still get candy.

Speaker 3 Jason will. Like a ceremonial candy.
I don't think the seven-month-old needs a whole knapsack of it. We can get a couple pieces.

Speaker 2 Ceremonial can.

Speaker 2 More importantly, how old is too old for trick-or-treating? This circles us back to Ed's theory, big Ed Kelsey's theory.

Speaker 3 I forget what dad's rule was,

Speaker 3 but yeah.

Speaker 3 To me, it's like once you're a teenager, you're done.

Speaker 3 So 13. So you get to 12, but once you hit 13, you're officially out of trick-or-treating.

Speaker 2 And are you going to enforce that with our own children?

Speaker 3 I plan on it. And I think it was just he wanted me to stay back and help hand out the candy because he didn't want to hand out the candy, probably.

Speaker 2 That's fair. But

Speaker 3 okay. Yeah, he would hide me in the leaves and then we'd try and scare all the other kids.

Speaker 2 I do think that I trick-or-treated into high school.

Speaker 2 So sorry, Ed.

Speaker 2 That's it for Halloween questions brought to you by Skittles. We also asked the real ones to send in questions for us about literally anything.
So we're going to get into some of those now.

Speaker 2 And naturally, we're starting with a cat question.

Speaker 3 What's a cat question?

Speaker 2 The same question. Nope, the same questions we always get.
At NGO with Kylie, I think we need to ask the special guest: when are you finally getting the cat?

Speaker 3 I mean, if it's up to me, never

Speaker 2 just over here fighting the good fight, guys.

Speaker 2 I feel like we've actually discussed this.

Speaker 3 We have, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 And there is a compromise that we have found our way to.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Which is

Speaker 2 maybe in the next couple years. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Outdoor cat.

Speaker 2 Inside, outside.

Speaker 3 Outdoor.

Speaker 3 Indoor, outdoor. Outside.

Speaker 2 A little bit inside.

Speaker 3 A lot of people. Not has like a shelter.
You got to have it have some shelter, but it's in the house. no.

Speaker 2 It's a work in progress, guys.

Speaker 2 I'm going to keep chipping away at it, okay?

Speaker 3 I'm not opposed to a working cat.

Speaker 3 But I'm not going to have a deadbeat.

Speaker 2 A working cat. A deadbeat cat.

Speaker 3 I'm not having a deadbeat cat.

Speaker 2 No, if you're living with us, you're paying rent.

Speaker 3 Deadbeat dog, I can do a deadbeat dog. Deadbeat cat has no use to me.
Once it crosses that barrier into the house,

Speaker 3 it's starting to gray some line. So just

Speaker 3 let it live on the property outside, take care of the mice situation.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I mean, I'm going to

Speaker 2 don't.

Speaker 2 Next up, this, he checked his nails like that was an appropriate response. Next up, this was one of our top liked questions.

Speaker 2 Have you ever

Speaker 2 gave Jason shit as an Eagles fan? Like, quote, I love you, but what the fuck was that snap on the third?

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 2 on the third quarter. Oh, I know it's in the third quarter.
Let's start there.

Speaker 2 I wouldn't give you shit like an Eagles fan. I would give you shit.
I wouldn't even give you shit. You would after games, there were certain games where you would be like, how did that look?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And I would give you honest feedback.

Speaker 3 Yeah, for the most part. I mean, it wouldn't be like brutally honest, but it would be honest.

Speaker 2 Well, that's because a lot of times when you ask, how'd that look? It wasn't a good game.

Speaker 3 Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 So I'm not gonna kick you while you're down yeah i appreciate that

Speaker 3 i was already kicking myself enough

Speaker 2 honestly yeah

Speaker 2 uh next from carly brew not gonna lie i don't know how to get my child to stop saying damn it any advice you want to take this one

Speaker 2 while they're saying damn it she wants her kid to stop saying damn it

Speaker 2 Carly's kids.

Speaker 3 Punish them every time they say damn it. It's pretty easy.
Put them in timeout, take away toys, like do a bunch of things that they have negative consequences, and they stop doing it usually.

Speaker 2 Definitely don't react.

Speaker 3 No, react.

Speaker 2 What are you talking about? No, don't react. The kid's looking for a reaction.
Saying, damn it, the kid's looking for a reaction. You shouldn't react.

Speaker 2 Like, there shouldn't be like a, whoa, or like any, like, big thing. It should just be like, go sit in timeout.
You know, that's you're not reacting. That's a reaction.

Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 That's reaction. Yeah, but I mean like a whole big thing.
Like don't make it a whole big thing. Be like, go sit your ass on a step.

Speaker 2 Don't say ass because then they're going to start saying ass and said, damn it, don't say that. Don't do that.

Speaker 3 Depends on how old the kid is.

Speaker 3 Damn it. I feel like if a kid's routinely saying a word like that, they're usually like in that like middle school little shit age where they're going to.
Damn it. Well, damn it or any curse word or

Speaker 3 no.

Speaker 2 Our own kids test that boundary.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but then you just tell them to stop saying they usually.

Speaker 2 They don't. They don't.
Our kids are surprisingly very good about not repeating.

Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 I feel like what we call grown-up words.

Speaker 3 In general, my rules to get kids to stop doing things are either to time out,

Speaker 3 take away toys,

Speaker 3 or, I mean, honestly, a good, like,

Speaker 3 look at me right now. Like, have them look at you in the eyes.

Speaker 2 That was the tone, too. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Look at me. Stop what you're doing right now.

Speaker 2 Oh, that is the.

Speaker 3 You're going to piss me off. We're done doing it.
And then they stop doing it. I mean, it's

Speaker 3 pretty effective.

Speaker 2 I feel like as soon as you say look me in the eyes, our girls are like, I usually don't say piss me.

Speaker 2 No, you don't. But usually when you say look me in the eyes, our girls are.

Speaker 3 We're done messing around. We're not.
It's his

Speaker 3 name.

Speaker 2 I swear to God, it like triggers something deep within our children when he hits that tone. And then he's like, look me in the eyes.
I'm done messing around.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, oh, he's done messing around.

Speaker 2 Okay. From Real One, Kim Peckett.
What has been your favorite Jason goes viral moment? Let's be honest. He's the gift that keeps on giving.
That's true. That's very true.

Speaker 2 Let's make this more interesting. Jason, what do you think I'm going to say?

Speaker 3 The viral moment? Yeah. I don't know.
The Buffalo Bills one?

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 3 I'm trying to remember my viral moments. That one, the Speedo.

Speaker 2 Super Bullshit. Some of the ones that we have here are Shirtless at the Bills game, which you already listed.
Dancing in the Luchador mask in Vegas. Forgot about that one.

Speaker 2 Dancing in the green velour sweatsuit forgot about that one uh

Speaker 2 og viral moment which was super bowl 52 in the mummer suit uh dancing at the other podcast live show with trav

Speaker 3 on the cincinnati stage yep i'm doing there's a common theme here dancing yeah

Speaker 2 i got good moves people like when you move i got good moves they like it

Speaker 2 What do you think I'm going to say is my favorite? Because I definitely have a frontrunner.

Speaker 3 Is it any of the ones you just listed? Yes.

Speaker 3 True Bo Speech.

Speaker 2 Surprisingly enough, I feel like that hits second. Okay.
On viral moments.

Speaker 3 Speedo?

Speaker 2 No. No? No, because I did not like that you just,

Speaker 2 hey, world,

Speaker 2 here's my taint.

Speaker 3 Like, what? A Japanese maple.

Speaker 2 It's mine.

Speaker 3 Well, which one?

Speaker 2 Dancing in the Velour sweatsuit.

Speaker 3 You like that one?

Speaker 2 I just, it,

Speaker 2 it is hit multiple times in a viral situation where people have spliced it into something else that just, it's very good.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I mean, and the dancing fits a lot of different

Speaker 3 songs.

Speaker 2 I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 Untrained. Believe it or not.

Speaker 3 Not classically trained.

Speaker 2 Easily believable. Next question from Libbett's Girl.
Is Uncle Travis still allowed? Oh, still not allowed to babysit?

Speaker 2 To be fair, on the other podcast, I I did say that I would leave three children with him unsupervised for like an hour.

Speaker 2 That was my answer.

Speaker 3 That's babysitting.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I do think that I would leave him unsupervised with four children. I think I'd still do it for like an hour, maybe two.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I mean,

Speaker 2 Finn is still at it. I keep getting asked this question when our babies are still at like a crucial age

Speaker 2 where it would not be nice to do to Travis to make him babysit all four kids right now.

Speaker 2 If there was a situation where I needed him to babysit the older three kids, I'd good luck Travis in a couple days. Like, I'd fucking, I'd, I'd ditch him.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 3 Trav, I think Trav would Trav's great with the kids. He's really good with them.

Speaker 3 You might have to, like, coach him up a little bit before you leave, but that's about it.

Speaker 2 I don't think so because I think they're all old enough and opinionated enough that, like, in terms of the crucial things, bathroom food water yeah they're gonna tell them what's up yeah right like why it'll just straight up tell you i'm not eating that you know what i want while shaking fingers yeah

Speaker 2 and i know travis knows how to order food

Speaker 2 so we're good i'd leave him i would leave him for as long as i need to with the older three

Speaker 3 yeah

Speaker 2 And I'd just take Finney with us. Yeah.
Perfect. Look at us.
Signing Travis up Baby City.

Speaker 2 Next, we got a lot of questions like this one from Coley RN. Did Jason ever go back for a maintenance bikini wax? And if so, did he get the butt strip this time?

Speaker 2 I still would like to say, pun intended, you half-assed it.

Speaker 3 What the hell?

Speaker 2 You should have got your ass waxed.

Speaker 3 Your ass crack?

Speaker 2 Let's be real.

Speaker 3 It's a lot of Japanese maples.

Speaker 3 It's a whole forest of Japanese maples.

Speaker 2 No, no, no. That's just a

Speaker 2 hearty hedge of arbor biting, okay?

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, I've not been back for upkeep. Don't plan on it.

Speaker 2 To be honest, I would feel very bad

Speaker 2 for the person who was

Speaker 3 for the woman waxing me the first time.

Speaker 3 She was awesome. Highly recommend the studio.
They're professional and very good at what they do.

Speaker 2 And lastly, from Kathy L.

Speaker 2 Please tell the vacuum cleaner story. I can't even imagine, but I'm pretty sure it's hilarious.

Speaker 3 What's the vacuum cleaner story? Oh, Jesus.

Speaker 3 Are you serious?

Speaker 2 You don't know the vacuum story from when we were dating.

Speaker 2 I think we referenced it. Okay, so

Speaker 2 we were talking about the state of Jason's apartment when we first met and promised, I promised the real ones that one day I would tell the vacuum story.

Speaker 3 Got it.

Speaker 2 My husband is notoriously tunnel visioned. It still blows my fucking mind that he would get out on a football field and all of a sudden his vision would open up to like a 360 lens.

Speaker 2 But when he stepped foot off of that field, it went right back to basically the equivalent of a fucking pinhole. And

Speaker 2 we were, he had a roommate move out. in a three-bedroom apartment that he lived in.

Speaker 2 And so

Speaker 2 we thought, this is while we were dating.

Speaker 2 I said, why don't you go get furniture for that room? And then when you're, when your family comes into town, your mom or dad, they can stay here at your apartment with you.

Speaker 2 And so we made it a little task. It was our first IKEA furniture that we put together.
Remember that?

Speaker 2 Which went very well. You just follow the instructions.
Yeah, we did, but it's like another like couple's test, apparently, is putting together IKEA.

Speaker 2 I don't think it's really that difficult to follow instructions.

Speaker 3 And I don't know if you got a guy that can't put together IKEA furniture. Maybe you should.

Speaker 2 It might be frustrating. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Fair.

Speaker 2 That's actually a fair point.

Speaker 2 But we were putting together this furniture. So

Speaker 2 actually, we had gone to get the furniture. We were about to put it together.
And I thought to myself, as any

Speaker 2 person would, let's vacuum the carpet of this room. And so I said to Jason, where's your vacuum? And he was like, we don't have one.
And I was like, no, you definitely have a vacuum.

Speaker 2 And he was like, no, no, our cleaning ladies have the vacuum. And I was like, nah, typically your vacuum's here.
And then they use your vacuum, especially in like an apartment building.

Speaker 2 He was like, nah, no vacuums live here.

Speaker 2 And needless to say, later on, that evening, I believe it was that exact day,

Speaker 2 we were walking back down the hallway and there was this little sort of like corner around the steps. And

Speaker 2 I walked into the hallway and immediately threw the brakes on, threw that shit in reverse and said,

Speaker 2 hey, jay you want to you want to come back here for a second

Speaker 2 and he looked me dead in the eyes and goes it's a vacuum isn't it

Speaker 2 uh this man was living in an apartment with a vacuum and didn't know that he owned a vacuum so there's that well i didn't buy it in my defense did zach buy it yeah

Speaker 2 good job zach collins yeah I should have known. But he walked past it every single day of his life, in and out of his bedroom.

Speaker 2 He walked past the vacuum and he didn't know that there was a vacuum that lived at his apartment.

Speaker 3 That's true.

Speaker 2 So there's that.

Speaker 2 That's it for Ask Me Some Things. When we come back, we're going to have our pop culture trivia off sequel.
But first, Skittles.

Speaker 3 Hey.

Speaker 2 Real ones tomorrow is literally Halloween. So at this point, I'm going to have to strongly suggest you go out and get your candy for your trick-or-treaters.
And hey. Throw some Skittles in there.

Speaker 2 Everyone, including the parents, will thank you.

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Except now, the dastardly desk clerk is saying he can't confirm your connecting rooms. Wait, what? That's right, ma'am.

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Speaker 2 No, we cannot be five floors away from our kids. Eh, the doors have double locks, they'll be fine.
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Speaker 2 So this is our official pop culture trivia off the battle for who knows the least part two. We are once again going to ask each other five trivia questions.
We will alternate to build anticipation.

Speaker 2 Whoever gets the most right wins, I guess.

Speaker 2 Should we put a wager on this? Last time we bet $2. Oh shit, I owe you $2.

Speaker 2 I definitely didn't pay you the $2. So I owe you $2.
Would you like to make it $2 more?

Speaker 3 Yeah, double or nothing.

Speaker 2 Number one, 14 celebrities were participating or still are competing on Dancing with the Stars this season.

Speaker 2 Name one. Andy Richter.

Speaker 3 I just watched it with the girls the other night. The girls love Dancing with the Stars.
And we watched Disney Night.

Speaker 3 And I love Andy Richter. So.

Speaker 3 He got one.

Speaker 2 God damn it. Okay, you asked me now.
All right.

Speaker 2 This is going to be bad.

Speaker 3 Which of the following is not a real spin-off of the popular series The Bachelor? Is it A, Bachelor and Paradise? B, Golden Bachelor? C, Bachelor Mansion Takeover? Or D, Bachelor After Dark?

Speaker 3 Which one is not

Speaker 3 real?

Speaker 2 C

Speaker 2 that is in oh no, is it D?

Speaker 3 Apparently they do take over mansions. It is D Bachelor After Dark.
That does.

Speaker 2 I should have known because it's not Bachelor After Dark. It's the final rose.

Speaker 2 Fuck. Two, this former Nickelodeon star is now playing a lead role in Wicked 2 in theaters November 21st.
Who is it?

Speaker 3 I mean, this feels like an unfair question. The movie doesn't come out till the 21st.
How would I know who's even in it? I don't know.

Speaker 2 You've watched Wicked.

Speaker 3 So they're in the first wicked? Yes. Because it made it seem so now they're in the first wicked.
Not just Wicked 2.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 3 First Wicked.

Speaker 3 Who is a Nickelodeon star?

Speaker 3 So it's not

Speaker 3 the guy from Jurassic Park

Speaker 3 who is Oz.

Speaker 3 What is his name?

Speaker 3 Because he wasn't a Nickelodeon star.

Speaker 3 I'm trying to remember who the Tin Man is, who the Lion is.

Speaker 3 Oh, I'm thinking of a way different movie now.

Speaker 2 You've put this movie on multiple times. Like, we both have, but you've put the movie on multiple times with the promise that you would fast forward through the monkey part.

Speaker 2 Because the flying monkeys freak out. I I think it's Ellie.

Speaker 3 I think all of them

Speaker 3 It's not Ariana Grande

Speaker 3 is it Ariana Grande? Is she in Nickelodeon style

Speaker 3 Ariana Grande

Speaker 2 It's cheating

Speaker 3 What's what is the

Speaker 3 what's her name in the movie? It's not Elphaba.

Speaker 2 It's Galinda Galinda

Speaker 3 She came down in a bubble Doug All right. Oscar winner and American icon Meryl Streep is reportedly in a relationship with this beloved comedian, and fans are obsessed.

Speaker 2 Do I know the comedian?

Speaker 3 I legitimately don't know. I'm assuming yes.
It's a very well-known actor comedian.

Speaker 3 Do you want to hint? Just so you can stay in this game,

Speaker 3 he's in a very popular

Speaker 3 show.

Speaker 2 I can't believe you would do this to me, Queen Emma. The fuck?

Speaker 2 I'm sorry, continue.

Speaker 3 He's in a very popular show right now on

Speaker 3 I think it's like Hulu

Speaker 3 involving murder

Speaker 3 in the building.

Speaker 2 Oh, no.

Speaker 3 There's two very prominent comedians in that.

Speaker 2 He has white hair, and he's in the movie Father of the Bride.

Speaker 3 The other one. I don't know Father of the Bride, but I think you're thinking of the other one.

Speaker 2 This is the one that you incorrectly named when we were doing the squares.

Speaker 3 No. Yes.

Speaker 3 Yes. No, you're thinking of Martin Lawrence.

Speaker 2 No, it's Martin Short.

Speaker 3 That is Martin Short. Okay.

Speaker 3 Did I call Martin Lawrence Martin Short? Yes. Okay.

Speaker 2 That might have been true. Are we giving me the answer? Because we gave you Ariana Grande.
Yeah. Okay, great.
Thank you.

Speaker 3 What do you mean? Because we gave you.

Speaker 3 Not at all the same.

Speaker 3 Same thing.

Speaker 3 Same thing.

Speaker 3 What's the third one?

Speaker 2 Number three, which of the following is an actual real-life real estate-based reality TV show?

Speaker 3 Oh, God.

Speaker 2 A. Buying Buffalo.

Speaker 3 B. Buying Buffalo.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Like the place?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 All right, go ahead.

Speaker 2 B. Million dollar jacuzzi.

Speaker 3 C. I hope that's not real.

Speaker 2 C, selling the OC.

Speaker 2 Or D.

Speaker 2 I can't believe you put that in there. I thought I was going to.

Speaker 2 Did you think I was going to keep a straight face? Purchasing Poughkeepsie.

Speaker 3 I mean, the OC one has to be real, right?

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 3 Purchasing Poughkeepsie

Speaker 3 sounds made up, but I feel like

Speaker 3 it's too obvious. Buying Buffalo has to be real.
Nobody would ever make that up.

Speaker 2 So you're trying to guess which of the following is an actual real-life real estate-based

Speaker 2 reality TV show?

Speaker 3 Not the one fake one. No.
Oh, the OC one.

Speaker 2 You're an asshole.

Speaker 2 Okay, read the next one.

Speaker 3 The Coachella Music Festival announced asshole.

Speaker 2 Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole. She's doing this on purpose.
I mean, sabotage.

Speaker 2 Asshole.

Speaker 2 Go ahead.

Speaker 3 The Coachella Music Festival.

Speaker 2 Fucking bullshit.

Speaker 3 The Coachella Music Festival announced three headliners for the 2026 festival. Name one.

Speaker 3 do I know any of these artists for sure you know at least two of the three one of them I don't know are they hip-hop artists are any of them

Speaker 3 are well two of the the two that I know are hip-hop artists yes

Speaker 2 that I listen to

Speaker 3 you've guaranteed heard multiple of two of the three I don't even know where to guess you're such an asshole you're an asshole one of them is on a new song with Taylor

Speaker 2 Sabrina Carpenter. Yes.

Speaker 2 Did you count her in hip-hop?

Speaker 3 I mean, what else would she be? Pop.

Speaker 3 Is that not like the same thing these days? I don't know.

Speaker 3 I just thought pop. Let me be clear.

Speaker 2 When you said hip-hop, my brain goes to like rappers? 50.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's rap.

Speaker 2 Or like, if we're going to go hip-hop, like Sierra.

Speaker 2 not pop. That's hip-hop.

Speaker 3 I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 2 Wow. Okay.
Well, who's the other people? Who are the other people?

Speaker 3 Justin Bieber. Okay.

Speaker 3 And Carol G.

Speaker 2 This is making. Oh, Carol G.

Speaker 2 I have listened to her music.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 2 That made me sound so old when I said that in such an excited tone. I feel like I'm getting sympathy points, like pity points now.

Speaker 3 You've gotten two

Speaker 3 pity points.

Speaker 2 Two pity points I've gotten. Four.
To be clear, I'm being sabotaged. The person who wrote these is Queen Emma.
Number four, Awards Buzz

Speaker 2 Abounds for a new bio pic about this rock and roll legend. Played, you're an asshole.
This is easy. I would have gotten this one too.
Played by Jeremy Allen White.

Speaker 2 So it's asking who is the new biopic about

Speaker 3 a rock star.

Speaker 2 Yes.

Speaker 3 And this is a new movie that is just coming out? Correct. Is it already out?

Speaker 3 This week?

Speaker 2 Oh, man. I don't know how to do it.
I would have gotten this one, too.

Speaker 3 Hearing any rock star biopic coming on.

Speaker 2 I want to say

Speaker 2 I think

Speaker 2 we've been to his concert.

Speaker 3 We've been to his concert?

Speaker 3 Oh, Bruce Springsteen. Okay.

Speaker 2 We went to his concert, right?

Speaker 3 We did go to a Bruce concert at Scissors Bank.

Speaker 2 Okay. Woo.

Speaker 3 I've been to multiple. Bruce is the man.

Speaker 2 The ball. It was a great concert.

Speaker 2 Yep. I would have had that one, just to be clear.
Go ahead.

Speaker 3 All righty.

Speaker 3 My mom, Donna Kelsey. Yes.
I like that you put that in parentheses.

Speaker 3 My mom, Donna Kelsey,

Speaker 3 is going to be in the next season of The Traitors. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Who is the host of The Traitors?

Speaker 2 Motherfucker.

Speaker 3 I would have not got this.

Speaker 2 I don't know his name.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I can picture his face.

Speaker 2 Let me tell you where he was.

Speaker 2 He was cast in Spy Kids.

Speaker 2 He was glue.

Speaker 3 It's probably a

Speaker 2 highlight for him. He was, I'm so sorry for this, for like equating him to that role.
I'm pretty sure that's who it is. Queen Emma has reported I'm getting half a point for that.

Speaker 2 What's his actual name?

Speaker 3 Alan

Speaker 3 Cumming.

Speaker 2 I would have never gotten that. But I know him from Spy Kids.
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 That's what I know you're from.

Speaker 2 I'm so sorry.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 2 Number five.

Speaker 3 There's no statistical way you can win now.

Speaker 2 Thank you.

Speaker 3 Just to be clear. Thank you.
It's just bony points. Do you want a double or nothing on the

Speaker 3 you now? It owe me $4. Do you want a double or nothing?

Speaker 2 We're making it eight.

Speaker 3 We're about to make it eight. Well, or zero.

Speaker 2 It's probably going to be eight. Let's be real.
Because I'm being sabotaged by my own team.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'll read this and see if you should.

Speaker 2 No, no, I'm no. I'm going to, we're just, we're going through with it.
We have five questions each and we're going to answer them. Come hell or high water.

Speaker 2 Come hell or queen Emma trying to sabotage me.

Speaker 2 Number five, Can you correctly define just one of the following Gen Z slang phrases? Sigma

Speaker 2 or glazing?

Speaker 3 Glazing is like you're giving them too many compliments and like,

Speaker 3 yeah.

Speaker 3 Like it's like you're

Speaker 3 trying to pandering to them.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 You're such a dickhead, Emma. You're so mean.
The top one was 6'7, but I knew you already knew that, so then I left it alone. What was the second one?

Speaker 3 What was the other one Yes, Sigma.

Speaker 2 It means do you want to guess?

Speaker 3 Well, yeah, what was what would sigma mean? Sigma. I don't know.
Yeah, too cool for school or yeah.

Speaker 2 Popular independent leader. All right.

Speaker 3 The official name, release date, and other details about the life of a showgirl album were announced on this popular sports podcast, hosted by two large brothers.

Speaker 3 I like to differentiated that adjective.

Speaker 2 This motherfucker.

Speaker 2 Do you know why she said that, Jason? Do you know why she put this question? No. And you're not going to say, you're saying that she gave this to me for free.
This is a freebie.

Speaker 3 Saying this is a freebie.

Speaker 2 This is what I'm going to tell you. On this podcast, we don't say that podcast name.
So I genuinely, I cannot get this fucking podcast. I can't get this right.

Speaker 2 The podcast is, and Brad's going to bleep this fucking shit, the new podcast, but I can't win because Brad just bleeped it.

Speaker 3 So sorry. That's incorrect.

Speaker 2 Well, it looks like he took it again. That does it for our pop culture trivia off.
The battle for who knows the least. Technically, if we're going for who knows the least, I've won both times.

Speaker 2 What a sore loser. Now, last thing for a Halloween special, Jason,

Speaker 2 you have strong thoughts on holiday candies. Last time you said candy corn was, quote, trash.

Speaker 2 I actually don't mind candy corn at all. So we've got just a treat for you today.
We lured him in thinking he was going to do a candy taste test and jokes on him.

Speaker 2 We're doing different types of candy corn. Queen Emma, the corn.

Speaker 2 All right, we're going to try each of these and rate them on a scale of one to 10. One being I'm never eating that shit again and 10 being, okay,

Speaker 3 I kind of like this. This is actually kind of fire.
I feel like that's not a 10. It's like this is shit is fucking fire.
That's a 10.

Speaker 2 That's what you want it to be 10. Okay, I'm sorry.
Let me try.

Speaker 3 If it's 10, it's got to be.

Speaker 2 Okay, this is fucking fire. Is 10.
Do you feel better about that?

Speaker 3 That feels more like a 10 to me.

Speaker 2 Great. Number one is regular ass candy corn.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 2 So, this is this is the OG.

Speaker 3 Does it? What is candy corn?

Speaker 3 It's just sugar and wax.

Speaker 2 I don't think there's actually wax.

Speaker 3 I mean, there's wax. This is

Speaker 2 it's good.

Speaker 3 it is tough.

Speaker 2 What's your rating?

Speaker 3 It's not like a one.

Speaker 3 Let me put it this way: I would never eat that voluntarily.

Speaker 2 Like, if you saw a bowl of it, you'd never be like, I kind of want one.

Speaker 3 A bowl by itself, and I'm like hungry. I would, I don't think I would eat it.

Speaker 2 Oh, okay. I'm gonna put, I'm gonna sit that at like a nice six.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I'm what is the season. I'm gonna eat it.

Speaker 3 That's not even a six, seven. That's a

Speaker 3 i'll go

Speaker 3 i'll go two just because i feel like if it's one it's got to be like revolting to me so i'd say like two maybe three these are mellow cream pumpkins so this is the exact same thing just in pumpkin form

Speaker 2 it's better

Speaker 3 It is the exact same.

Speaker 2 No, it's better.

Speaker 3 There's no difference. I'm going to re-rate the original candy corn to three

Speaker 3 and put this at two just because there's more of it that I have to eat.

Speaker 2 I'm going to go seven. I have been told now that this is.

Speaker 2 Nobody saw that, right? This is

Speaker 2 common practice. This is salted peanuts

Speaker 2 and candy corn.

Speaker 3 I've actually had this.

Speaker 2 And how did you feel about this?

Speaker 3 I feel like a nice little salted peanut.

Speaker 3 I don't remember. I'm going to go in there again.
I mean, I'm just so anti-candy corn, it's hard to shift my mind on this.

Speaker 2 Do you need to

Speaker 2 touch every hold on before you dump this in your base?

Speaker 3 Mix of like, you can't just have like overwhelming amount of peanuts.

Speaker 2 That's your hand that ring finger doesn't work, and it's very obvious.

Speaker 3 I gotta figure out how to.

Speaker 3 So I'm gonna get one candy corn. I feel like this is a good ratio.
A peanut corner.

Speaker 2 I did two to one candy corn, and it was not enough. I ended up having to go back for two more peanuts.

Speaker 3 My easily the best one so far.

Speaker 2 I agree with that.

Speaker 2 I would say that's a solid seven.

Speaker 3 I just think it's better if it was just peanuts.

Speaker 2 I'm going seven.

Speaker 3 I'll go.

Speaker 3 I'm catching a whiff of this.

Speaker 2 I just brought this over and caught a whiff. This is a mellow cream caramel apple.

Speaker 3 This is so much better than anything else on that table.

Speaker 2 These taste like shit.

Speaker 2 That's me being nice. No, the artificial apple in particular smells like Benny four hours after she drank an apple juice.

Speaker 2 AKA drank three quarters of it and dumped the other quarter of it down the front of her. Okay, last launch

Speaker 2 Blackberry candy corn.

Speaker 3 Did I rate that?

Speaker 2 Did you?

Speaker 3 Did I rate it?

Speaker 2 I was so distracted by how awful it was.

Speaker 3 Four, four, four, four.

Speaker 2 Two.

Speaker 3 It's got a floral.

Speaker 2 This smells like. I can't keep them in the fucking bowl.
This smells like.

Speaker 2 Smells like a hand soap.

Speaker 3 This guy got

Speaker 3 a dust chase.

Speaker 2 if i i think this actually is i've never had this is soap right this is soap you walk into any candle shop yeah out in lancaster county pennsylvania

Speaker 2 that's what that tastes like it tastes like you took a bite out of the candle shop i'm nearly convinced

Speaker 3 that that's not candy that's soap i this just reinforces to your candle uh comment If you just mix sugar with any candle, you have a flavor of candy corn, essentially. It's so mean.

Speaker 2 That's a negative four.

Speaker 2 That's so bad.

Speaker 3 That's one.

Speaker 2 It's crazy that they taste tested that and then they said, bag it.

Speaker 2 Sell it. That's crazy.
They might not. I'm so sorry.
That's what I'm saying. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 I respect your creativity, but you're going to need to go back to the drawing board. That's ass.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 2 That's a wrap on our candy corn taste test. And that's a wrap on Not going to Lie's Halloween special.

Speaker 3 Yay. Thanks for joining, Jay.
Thanks for having me.

Speaker 2 He's looking at the cart of

Speaker 2 candy corn like.

Speaker 3 Whenever you guys want to have more crappy food to taste, I'm your man.

Speaker 2 You know what we should do the third time we should have good food? We should get you to do a pizza taste test. We know how you love Philadelphia pizza.

Speaker 3 Philly pizza is atrocious.

Speaker 3 Which is shocking with the amount of Italians in the city that they didn't figure out pizza is kind of. A couple places have.

Speaker 3 I mean, every city's got a couple good pizza spots but like for them to not even have like a style we were talking about i've never had chicago deep dish chicago deep dish pretty good i mean it's very filling i personally don't like

Speaker 3 i'll eat it like don't get me wrong you go to illuminati's it's fantastic but

Speaker 3 that or like the detroit style like it's just too much i can't if i can't eat a whole pie

Speaker 3 It's too much thickness.

Speaker 2 You know what this is reminding me of? What? Travis.

Speaker 3 eating the whole bearcat pizza,

Speaker 3 which is impressive. If you guys know what a bearcat is from Adriatic, it's in Cincinnati.

Speaker 2 Sitting at the end of the Carrie's dining room table. It's 48

Speaker 3 pieces of a square pie. I'm sorry, Travis.
About as big as that table. I don't even know how he did it.

Speaker 2 He ate it. Well, he didn't do it.
We went to the bar later and he went out back and booted and rallied. I mean, he did it, but it didn't last long.

Speaker 2 And also, I'm not sure that he knew he was doing it while he was doing it.

Speaker 3 Oh, he definitely knew.

Speaker 2 Jay, he was like.

Speaker 3 No, he wasn't black at that point.

Speaker 2 I promise you.

Speaker 2 I was watching the man sit at the end of the table while everyone else is talking, having normal conversation. He was not involved in the conversation.
He just kept going

Speaker 2 eating a piece of pizza and then would go

Speaker 2 and get another piece. And it had nothing to do with any of the conversation going on around him.

Speaker 3 It was an impressive.

Speaker 2 It was an impressive feat. And also, I can never look at an Adriatico's pizza the same ever again.
Yeah. I'll be back next Thursday with a brand new episode.
It's another special one.

Speaker 2 We may or may not be traveling for it.

Speaker 2 Plus, I genuinely love our guest for our next episode. No offense.
I love you, but I also love our guests in the next episode.

Speaker 3 Who's the next guest?

Speaker 3 Oh, nice.

Speaker 2 But before, I love how long it took him to understand what I was saying. He was like, nah, she couldn't have said that.

Speaker 2 But before that, make sure you watch the debut episode of FAFO this Tuesday, right here on NGL YouTube channel. Listen and subscribe wherever you get your podcast.

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Let's go places. Thanks to the real ones for tuning in and happy Halloween.

Speaker 2 Have you heard about the kids? The kids say 6'7 right now. Have you heard this?

Speaker 3 6'7.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And when they say it, they go like this.

Speaker 2 Yep.

Speaker 2 And I said, This is big balls.

Speaker 3 No, this is big balls.

Speaker 2 Same, there you go.

Speaker 3 I've got to go lower. The balls aren't up there.
These are big tits. Your hands are way too high.

Speaker 2 I don't have any tits, so I wouldn't know how that goes.

Speaker 3 Big boobs,

Speaker 3 big balls, 6'7.