Series 12 Trailer – Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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Bookings for the Dream Restaurant’s 12th season start on Wed 10th July.

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Speaker 4 what's up motherfuckers James and Gaston and Gabb we're here we're here to tell you about the new series of off million podcast now this is not the energy I was expecting you to come in with James series 12 bitches yes series 12 12, everybody.

Speaker 4 Looking forward to getting on with Series 12. Some amazing guests lined up, some more dream menus, some more kooky secret ingredients, and some more fun, humorous chat.

Speaker 4 Tuck your napkins in your collars and loosen your belts, assholes. Off menu, series 12, start soon, wherever you get your podcasts.

Speaker 6 Yummy, yummy, yum!

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Speaker 6 Keep the energy going. New series.
New series is...

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I don't think he did.

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Drink responsibly.

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