Series 11 Trailer – Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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Uh-oh, you know what time it is.

It's time for a new series of off-menu, James.

We don't know what time it is.

We don't know what time people could be listening to this Ed.

It could be 5.30, could be 11.27.

Yeah, but I'm saying whatever time it is on the clock, it is time for a new series of off-menu.

So just think of a big clock and every single thing around the clock says new series of off-menu.

So whatever point the hands are pointing at, you know what it's just it's new series starts soon james on wednesday series five no you huh no although i'll be honest i've completely lost track of what series it is

11 apparently benito's saying to me 11 series 11 that doesn't feel right no that doesn't feel right at all but it is we're still going strong if anything we're going faster we're like a runaway train james we are like a runaway train but on tracks because we know what we're doing yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's runaway trains are on tracks right oh yeah that's a point, because otherwise they wouldn't be able to go anywhere.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Runaway trains, I guess, just like the brakes are broken.

It's like a train where the brakes are broken.

Yes, but don't make...

Don't let that give you the impression that our podcast is broken.

We don't know what we're doing.

We're just going really fast.

Yeah, yeah, and we don't know what to do.

No one can tell us what to do.

So we don't know what we're doing.

And we don't know what we're doing.

Yeah, but we've got so many great, amazing guests on the train.

This series.

They're all on the train, James.

On the Orient Express?

Yes, on the Orient Express.

I hope there's not a murder.

I hope there's not a murder, but there's a lot of people, a lot of celebs.

A lot of celebs, a lot of great comedians.

It's going to be an amazing series.

A man complained to me after a gig recently that we haven't put out an episode in a while, so this will shut him up.

Yes, the main reason we're starting the series again is to shut that man up.

Yes, so hello that man, because you'll probably be listening to this, because you're probably the kind of fan who even listens to these things to sate your appetite.

This will shut you up.

Yes, bad luck.

You've been shut up by getting exactly what you wanted.

Yes.

Off menu series 11 starts on Wednesday.

Series 11.

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