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Speaker 13 On today's part in my take,

Speaker 14 Super Bowl 59.

Speaker 20 The Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champs, and we break down the game and have our good friend Max and Roan and Pug live from New Orleans to give us a recap of what they just witnessed as they completely demolished the Kansas City Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes.

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Speaker 19 Actually, all the boys doing some shoeys out of Max's boot.

Speaker 25 Very, very funny. And end to the football season.

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Speaker 40 let's go.

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Speaker 44 Today is Monday, February 10th, and it's Super Bowl Sunday.

Speaker 36 What?

Speaker 39 What?

Speaker 39 The big game.

Speaker 36 They're all the marvel.

Speaker 36 What?

Speaker 9 Some spread.

Speaker 17 We start in New Orleans where Mahomes was trying to strike a chord, but this isn't the Niners.

Speaker 46 The Chiefs' QB sneak defense held up well against the Bills last week, but the Eagles said they not like us as they opened the scoring with a Jalen Hurts so good touchdown.

Speaker 48 Cooper DeGene is not a brother.

Speaker 46 He's just a guy who plays like a coach is, son.

Speaker 52 DEI has been undone as he returned an interception for a touchdown and the route was officially on.

Speaker 46 A.J.

Speaker 52 Brown showed his inter-excellence scoring late in the second after Padrek Mahomes suffered back-to-back unforced errors and it was 24-0 birds heading into half with Kendrick Lamar's chance to shine.

Speaker 34 The second half picked up where the first half left off as Devontae Smith and Wesson scored on a quick strike out of a pistol, proving Jalen Hurts has a secret son. And his name is Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 34 Because the Kansas City offense had an unexpected visit from Brandon, meet the Grahams, as the Eagles' D-line continued to bring the pressure, extending the lead to 34-0.

Speaker 34 But was it too much time on the clock for Patrick Mahomes? As Xavier Werther's original had the ball stick to his hands in the end zone, putting the Chiefs on the board.

Speaker 34 No, it was not too much time for Patrick Mahomes, unless you count garbage time, as the entire city of Philadelphia greased up the polls to shove them up the Chiefs' ass and told them, Saquon, these nuts.

Speaker 34 The Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champions as they win 40. to 22.

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Speaker 25 Okay, that's a wrap on the 2024-5 season, and the Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl champions.

Speaker 61 Absolute ass kicking of the Kansas City Chiefs, stopping history from happening.

Speaker 25 Holy shit.

Speaker 6 They dominated that game.

Speaker 42 They beat the fuck out of the Chiefs from the opening snap of the game. Mahomes looked very uncomfortable, and there was no blitzing happening either.
Nope. It was like a 0% blitz rate.

Speaker 42 But the defensive line for the Eagles, hey, big cat, you know what? I know how to beat Mahomes. Yeah.
Do you know how to beat him? Yeah. You got to get pressure with four.
You get pressure with four.

Speaker 42 It is. It's exactly what Todd Bulls did to Patrick Mahomes in that first Super Bowl where Mahomes lost.
Yeah.

Speaker 65 I said it during the game.

Speaker 1 I think it was like the first or second drive.

Speaker 57 I was like, this looks like Mahomes

Speaker 29 in the 2020 Super Bowl because he had no time and he wasn't processing anything like he usually does.

Speaker 42 Yeah, so the Chiefs' offense broke football temporarily when everybody, they weren't running like that deep cover two and their exotic blitzes and shit.

Speaker 42 And when they had Tyreek Hill and all those fast guys, they were just lighting everyone up. And then Bowles was like, you know what? I blitz all the time.
What if I just didn't blitz? Yeah.

Speaker 42 And we just got pressure on him with four, roughed him up in the Super Bowl. That's exactly what Vic Fangio did.

Speaker 64 He did it to a level.

Speaker 17 So they had, I think there were, I think the stats were 42 drop backs, 16 pressures, six sacks. They never blitzed.

Speaker 6 I think there was one blitz that was negated by a penalty.

Speaker 6 In the first half specifically, it was Mahomes had a higher, there was a higher pressure rate by the Eagles' front four

Speaker 57 than Mahomes' completion percentage.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 21 It was like 46% to 42%.

Speaker 74 Mahomes in the first half was six for 14, 33 yards, 0 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, and a pick six.

Speaker 15 And

Speaker 10 it was just an all-out ass kicking.

Speaker 13 And the Eagles, I mean, Jalen Hurts, Super Bowl MVP, silenced the haters.

Speaker 75 But it was top to bottom.

Speaker 57 Like, even if you look at the box score, because you'd be like, oh, yeah, Mahomes, you know, that was garbage time.

Speaker 76 That was all garbage time.

Speaker 42 I scored him 16, what, 16 to 6 in the fourth quarter? Yeah,

Speaker 2 when it was 34 to nothing.

Speaker 71 At the end of the third quarter, Mahomes was 9 for 18 for 61 yards and two interceptions.

Speaker 25 And he added a fumble after that as well because that's how good the Eagles' defense was.

Speaker 17 It was just a front-to-back ass kick.

Speaker 42 So, Big Cat, let me ask you, embrace debate. Yeah.
Is Patrick Mahomes washed,

Speaker 36 trash,

Speaker 42 or ass?

Speaker 29 What do we, Hank, you want to chime in? I think he's washed.

Speaker 79 He's washed.

Speaker 67 Okay, he's washed. Yeah.

Speaker 8 Check down Merchant.

Speaker 5 Listen, it happens to every quarter.

Speaker 42 You know, like, Father Time is undefeated

Speaker 42 for Patrick Mahomes, and he's looking at that right now. And, you know, Tom Brady, I think he had a pretty good career.
I'd say the second biggest winner out of tonight was Hank Lockwood. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Hank was a little nervous at one point, though, because it was when it was, I think, 27-0. He was just like, no, there's no way.
There's just no way.

Speaker 13 Because if Mahomes had pulled off a 27-0 comeback for a three-peat, that would have been all-time.

Speaker 53 But it was never a doubt.

Speaker 74 Watching, obviously, the Chiefs, you're like, okay, they could always come back. But when

Speaker 6 the game really turned on Cooper Dejin's pick six, which was an incredible play, and then Mahomes threw a pick the next, very next throw.

Speaker 82 So we had back-to-back interceptions, Zach Bond with the interception, Badger.

Speaker 57 And it was,

Speaker 13 I don't know what else to say besides it was an absolute ass kicking.

Speaker 53 It never felt like the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 The Chiefs, this is how crazy it was.

Speaker 17 We were sitting there watching.

Speaker 13 The first play from scrimmage for the Chiefs was a perfectly designed play that was like a nice misdirection.

Speaker 83 I can't remember who caught it.

Speaker 17 Oh, it was Juju.

Speaker 64 Caught an 11-yard pass.

Speaker 63 First play from scrimmage for the Chiefs' offense.

Speaker 71 That was their only first down for the entire first half.

Speaker 77 That first play.

Speaker 48 That was it.

Speaker 2 That was all she wrote.

Speaker 43 And the Eagles.

Speaker 2 And here's the craziest thing about this game.

Speaker 1 If you had said on Friday, if we had said to Max, who's going to join us in a second, if we had said to Max, Max, on Sunday night, we're going to be recording this show.

Speaker 4 And Saquon Barkley, his stat line is going to be 25 rushes for 57 yards.

Speaker 61 Did you win this game?

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 15 And it would be like, I don't know.

Speaker 6 That's hopefully Jalen Hurts won.

Speaker 29 No, no, you not only won this game, you dominated this game.

Speaker 42 Yeah, so not only Saquon Barkley, 57 rush yards, also Patrick Mahomes ended up with 257 pass yards, three touchdowns, two picks. Hurts with 221 passing yards, two touchdowns, one pick.

Speaker 42 If you were to look at all that together, you'd say, yeah, the Chiefs, sounds like the Chiefs won by three points.

Speaker 42 And what happened was it was just an utter ass kicking by the defensive line for the Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 75 And Jalen Hurts played perfect. He did.
Like, he had that one interception.

Speaker 68 It was kind of like an arm punt,

Speaker 61 although they could have gotten three there because I think they were on the 30-yard line.

Speaker 15 But other than that,

Speaker 13 the pass of Devontae Smith was an absolute dime.

Speaker 6 The A.J. Brown one that got called back was also a dime.
That fourth and five call that they made in the first drive.

Speaker 25 And everyone was like, oh, here we go.

Speaker 14 Here are the refs.

Speaker 47 And that didn't last long because the Eagles were just that much better than the entire Chiefs team.

Speaker 25 And it was like, no.

Speaker 81 I mean, Kelsey didn't get his first catch, I think, until the second half.

Speaker 60 The Eagles, yeah, the Eagles defense, like Vic Fangio, I know we talk about Spags all the time.

Speaker 10 Vic Fangio is, he put on a masterclass, absolute masterclass.

Speaker 53 Didn't all the stats going into this game of like Vic Fangio 0-8 against the Chiefs.

Speaker 61 And, you know, the Chiefs, I think, seven out of eight of those games, they scored on their first drive.

Speaker 77 Coach Gruden said this on, I think, Friday.

Speaker 1 He was like, Vic Van Joe's not, he's going to do what he does, and he's not going to change it, and he's going to trust his guys.

Speaker 53 And that's exactly what he did.

Speaker 13 He ran the same defense, and he trusted his guys up front, and they made great plays.

Speaker 60 He put Cooper Dejine on Kelsey when it mattered.

Speaker 29 And yeah, it was just an ass kicking.

Speaker 42 Yeah, it was never close. This is actually a pretty boring Super Bowl.

Speaker 76 I think...

Speaker 42 A lot of America is pretty happy with the way that it ended because everyone wants to see Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs, the Evil Empire, lose. So a lot of people are happy about that.

Speaker 42 But I would have preferred somewhat of a competitive game in the second half.

Speaker 42 I think a lot of people were like hoping for Mahomes to do something to make it a little bit interesting in the second half. But yeah, it was just utter domination.

Speaker 42 And as we've always said on this show, you got to respect Nick Siriani as a head coach.

Speaker 7 Nick Siriani.

Speaker 42 You have to. Because right now.
Did you know that Nick Siriani has the highest winning percentage of any coach in the NFL?

Speaker 25 I did know that because I said that two weeks ago when I was saying that he's doing it Italian.

Speaker 13 And

Speaker 42 he's doing an awesome job. And I think it's high time that other podcasts start to recognize that besides just us.
Yeah.

Speaker 71 Made Made the playoff all four years, two NFC championship game NFC championship wins, a Super Bowl.

Speaker 53 I mean, that's a hell of a resume for

Speaker 59 you left off winning. He's a winner.

Speaker 49 And he did it all.

Speaker 20 Coaching Italian.

Speaker 84 And credit to Nick Siriani not crying during the national anthem.

Speaker 53 I think we all thought that was going to be the key. It looked like he was trying to summon up some tears.

Speaker 88 He held them back.

Speaker 2 And yeah, Nick Siriani and Howie Roseman, I mean,

Speaker 25 to think where that Eagles' defense was at the end of last year, they showed the stat.

Speaker 25 They were like 30th and 31st in everything to get Cooper Dejine, to get Quinyon Mitchell, to sign Zach Bond, to retool that defensive line.

Speaker 21 Like, he made all the right moves.

Speaker 19 And that

Speaker 29 we were talking last year about how Nick Sirani was on the hot seat.

Speaker 53 And the way that season finished, it was like a completely demoralizing something's wrong with this locker room, Jalen Hurts, A.J.

Speaker 6 Brown, all that shit.

Speaker 60 None of it mattered.

Speaker 25 They were so, so dominating both in the NFC Championship game and this game.

Speaker 53 It was not even, it just wasn't even close.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 42 I mean, credit where credit's due. Yeah.

Speaker 83 He did it.

Speaker 73 Yeah. Incredible team.

Speaker 42 And yeah, Jalen Hurts, he had a great game also with his legs. Yes.
He ran the ball really well.

Speaker 42 That was the other thing where he, when he started to take off, it was like, this is a healthy Jalen Hurts. We haven't seen this type of running from him in a long time.
Yeah. He ran the ball well.

Speaker 42 He ran it smart. He just played it.
He played a really, really good football game.

Speaker 25 And the most important thing, he won the Super Bowl Bowl with a visor.

Speaker 42 That's true. So this is the first quarterback to ever win a Super Bowl while wearing a visor.
Yeah.

Speaker 42 You talk about records being shattered today, barriers being broken. Cooper DeGene, white quarterback, white cornerback, pick six in the Super Bowl.
And Jalen Hurts winning Super Bowl with a visor.

Speaker 86 And Kenny Pickett kneeling down a Super Bowl victory.

Speaker 83 Yeah.

Speaker 47 A lot of first things.

Speaker 64 A lot of things we didn't think we'd see.

Speaker 42 Stand up to hate.

Speaker 76 Yeah. Stand up to hate.

Speaker 48 It was, yeah,

Speaker 64 the whole thing was just, it couldn't have been an easier game for the Eagles.

Speaker 53 And

Speaker 13 like you said, like we were just sitting there waiting for Mahomes to do something, and it really just...

Speaker 2 You can look at the stats after the game.

Speaker 12 It was all garbage time. It was all garbage time.

Speaker 42 So, you know what I noticed in the first half was they were getting really good pressure. They were getting back there on the edges.

Speaker 42 And then Mahomes likes to step up in the pocket and then either wiggle through, turn off to his right, and then find somebody downfield or pick up an easy like eight, nine yards rushing.

Speaker 42 But when he went up the middle, when he stepped up, there were two guys there every time. Yeah.
And then he got scared. And then he knew that he couldn't step up.

Speaker 42 So he tried to do his little spin moves like Russ Wilson does in the backfield. And he would just get caught by somebody that was faster than him.
Yeah. And it was, he didn't know what was going on.

Speaker 21 And you could tell, yeah, his, like, the guys weren't open, and he wasn't processing.

Speaker 29 I mean, the back-to-back interceptions, I know he got kind of like stepped on for the second one, but still, yeah.

Speaker 20 Very un-Mahomes-like.

Speaker 42 Has he ever thrown back-to-back picks on

Speaker 6 consecutive plays?

Speaker 42 I don't know. I'm going to guess no.
That might be the first time. Yeah.

Speaker 7 It was a bad night for the Chiefs, and it really did.

Speaker 25 I know that everyone rushes for legacy talk, but it's only fair to do this because if he had won this Super Bowl, it would have been a lot of Patrick Mahomes, 4-1, 3-peat, all this.

Speaker 49 3-2 in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 7 Obviously, he still has three. Two

Speaker 3 blowouts are significant. Interesting.

Speaker 53 Like they are.

Speaker 53 They were significant blowouts.

Speaker 42 His Super Bowl point differential. You want to guess what it is, Hank?

Speaker 32 It's got to be.

Speaker 8 Wins and losses.

Speaker 42 Yeah, that's what point differential is.

Speaker 8 He's probably minus 15.

Speaker 42 He's minus 23.

Speaker 41 Wow. Point differential.

Speaker 86 Yeah, the two losses looked very similar in that they just could not do anything and he could not see anything and he was getting harassed all night.

Speaker 2 And yeah, it's, I mean, three and two is very different.

Speaker 25 And it shows again, I don't know if we'll ever have a team get back to a third Super Bowl. going for a three-peat, but man, this shows how hard it is.

Speaker 42 I mean, I think we will at some point.

Speaker 42 Maybe at some point you're going to have good teams in the NFL.

Speaker 1 But this was the first time this had ever happened.

Speaker 53 Yeah, but I, I, like, this is the first time it literally ever happened that a team got to the Super Bowl after winning two in a row.

Speaker 42 At some point, it's probably going to happen, but it's very, very hard to do.

Speaker 79 I'd like to bet against it never ever happened.

Speaker 41 Same.

Speaker 12 I'll put that bet in.

Speaker 43 All right, we do.

Speaker 64 We do have max.

Speaker 42 I kind of like that to take that bet right now.

Speaker 79 Like, until we die?

Speaker 64 Until we die.

Speaker 41 I'll make it with you. How much do you want to bet?

Speaker 10 10 grand.

Speaker 42 Wait, but so then if... What if you die? You have to put in your will.
What if you die before me?

Speaker 25 If I die, you have to give it to my kids.

Speaker 29 And if I don't see it, if you die, okay you have to put in your will to give it to me all right 10 grand like that love it it's never gonna happen that's a great that's a bet that will last well after we're dead with inflation no we gotta account for inflation you think it's gonna go up or down i think it's well with a t-man probably down with tariffs yeah yeah okay hank you want in on this bet yeah okay sweet you want to bet pft yeah 10 grand yeah i'll just add it on to the patriots command yeah can i deduct that from your well no the bet is that the patriots will make it to the super bowl in the next what four years three years three years four years no four

Speaker 42 four four four memes correct to me three years

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Speaker 75 Super Bowl champion,

Speaker 77 Max Valente.

Speaker 15 Max,

Speaker 71 this is your moment.

Speaker 54 Give us everything. Brain dump everything.

Speaker 53 We want to hear everything.

Speaker 6 His mic doesn't work.

Speaker 12 What a moment. Oh, it is a big moment.

Speaker 92 His mic doesn't work.

Speaker 42 We'll wait for Pug to get here and get his thoughts.

Speaker 54 He's sitting there.

Speaker 22 I got to say right now, just looking at Max, he's got to be the smelliest, grossest human on earth.

Speaker 42 Well, he was out in the rain for about two hours drinking beer.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 42 The beard looked like if you smelled it, you would pass out. Yeah,

Speaker 57 he's been in New Orleans for nine days now.

Speaker 53 We know he went out hard last night.

Speaker 67 We saw a picture of him this morning with mismatched socks.

Speaker 18 He's got his suspenders on, his overalls on.

Speaker 81 He's just looking...

Speaker 25 I was saying he looked like a human fart walking into the stadium.

Speaker 47 And

Speaker 6 we're going to wait for Max.

Speaker 13 I guess he's not ready to go.

Speaker 42 He said he tweeted out one hour ago, I'm going to get so fucking drunk tonight. Yeah.
I'm curious to know if he's begun that mission.

Speaker 93 I think he probably has.

Speaker 64 Okay, so while we wait for Max.

Speaker 8 Let's talk about Tom Brady.

Speaker 94 Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 6 Wait, I want Max to hear this.

Speaker 61 By the way, we forgot one big story that Max doesn't know about that we need to mention.

Speaker 44 Fox bringing out that new scorebug for the Super Bowl was a war crime.

Speaker 42 It was disgusting.

Speaker 36 That was just insane.

Speaker 42 Why do networks networks do that for the Super Bowl? This is something that you need

Speaker 42 at least a full year to workshop in case you lay a dud. This one was so bad.
It looked like they screwed up and had to redevelop and redesign their score bug like four hours before kickoff. Yeah.

Speaker 42 And they just had time to make like two rectangles that they would put on the screen.

Speaker 65 Hank said it perfectly.

Speaker 13 He was like, this looks like our score bug for our streams because we don't have rights to it.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 8 Where we'll just have like the colors of the team and they had the same font for both teams.

Speaker 12 Like that was weird. And they emptied

Speaker 42 with no background in the middle.

Speaker 87 I I don't know who came up with that, but that guy should be,

Speaker 67 I don't want to say fired, but he should be because that was so bad.

Speaker 48 I don't know how that gets through.

Speaker 22 This is a, it goes to what we say all the time.

Speaker 2 Like, just hire a regular fan for these high-level meetings, have them sit down, show them the scorebug, and they'll immediately be like, what the fuck is that?

Speaker 42 Well, here's the other thing. You need to do it ahead of time because that way we would have a full season to get used to it.
Right.

Speaker 42 And we probably wouldn't think that it looked as bad after seeing it for like 20 weeks in a row. But if you do it, we all hate the new score bugs.

Speaker 42 I would say that the approval rating on a brand new score bug is probably like 20%,

Speaker 42 right? Yeah, every time you've seen a new score bug, you hate it. Fact or fiction.
Fact.

Speaker 70 Fact.

Speaker 42 To do it during the Super Bowl, even if it is halfway decent, which this one was not, we're still going to act like it's the worst thing in the world.

Speaker 42 This was worse than anyone could have expected, though.

Speaker 87 Yeah, it was so bad.

Speaker 29 By the way, this entire time we've been talking

Speaker 13 about just punching things. Oh,

Speaker 84 kind of.

Speaker 54 Can kind of hear you.

Speaker 42 This is the fucking thing.

Speaker 8 He is a brand new fucking thing.

Speaker 92 Wait, what's going on, Max?

Speaker 81 Say it. Say it again.

Speaker 5 This is a brand.

Speaker 5 Now the microphone's broken.

Speaker 51 It's the Super Bowl.

Speaker 8 I can't switch the mic. We already started recording.

Speaker 74 No, we just started recording.

Speaker 8 I know. Pug is just saying switch the mic.
I can't switch the mic.

Speaker 81 All right, so then just switch, stop recording, switch the mic, and then we'll have you back on when you're ready to go.

Speaker 32 This cord is fucking broken.

Speaker 92 This is Max's big moment.

Speaker 70 Keep all this in.

Speaker 66 Suck on spacing.

Speaker 42 Suck on that, haters.

Speaker 10 Oh, my God.

Speaker 94 How'd it working?

Speaker 53 You know what Max looks like right now?

Speaker 6 He looks like suspect number one in True Detective the season, what they did in Louisiana. Like, you just see him on a lawnmower.

Speaker 25 You're like, that guy's been killing people.

Speaker 74 That guy's someone we got to question.

Speaker 73 Tree Man?

Speaker 12 Yeah, he is the tree man right now.

Speaker 71 He's just a swamp creature.

Speaker 57 He's become New Orleans.

Speaker 76 Oh, my God.

Speaker 49 All right.

Speaker 53 What else do we have about the game before Max?

Speaker 20 Well, Max fixes this?

Speaker 42 Tom Brady.

Speaker 87 Well, I want Max to hear this because then he'll get mad, right?

Speaker 12 Go ahead.

Speaker 8 No, I don't have anything to do with the Eagles, really.

Speaker 8 It was a big, massive game for Tom Brady's legacy. But now he was 3-2 in his first five Super Bowls.
Mahomes is 3-2 in his first five Super Bowls.

Speaker 8 Brady played a lot better, and the games are a lot closer in the two games that they lost.

Speaker 8 And now it's like Mahomes, he's got to win four more. Andy Reid's going to retire soon.
He's already washed. So he's got a long way to go.
It would have been tough to argue against four and one.

Speaker 43 And a three-peat. The three-peat was the history maker.

Speaker 8 But now that's all over. Yeah, so it was.

Speaker 66 And it was great.

Speaker 8 It was nice that Tom Brady got to watch it and announce it, knowing how happy he was the whole time. Because he went on.
Was that Tom Brady?

Speaker 85 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 8 He went on Coward earlier in the week and was talking about how important the only losses people talk about are Super Bowl losses. Like no one talks about when he lost

Speaker 8 to the Colts and to the Ravens and the AFC Championship and stuff. They only talk to him about the Super Bowl losses.
And now Mahomes has two big ones.

Speaker 42 Yeah, did you see Tom Brady's cheeks?

Speaker 70 They look great.

Speaker 42 Real high cheekbones today. Yeah.

Speaker 12 Yeah. He looked good.

Speaker 42 So his watch?

Speaker 60 Yeah, his watch is very nice.

Speaker 48 Did Ravel tell us how much that watched?

Speaker 57 $200K.

Speaker 42 It was a big win for Tom Brady. It was a big win for Belichick, I guess.

Speaker 42 Although the pregame stat where they showed Andy Reid walking out and they said all-time winningest coach in Chiefs and Eagles history is pretty crazy to see.

Speaker 42 But big win for Belichick, not letting Andy Reid get that. Also, big win for Gronk.

Speaker 8 And Belichick was just catching wins all week. He showed up to the NFL honors with all eight of his Super Bowl rings.

Speaker 80 That was flesh.

Speaker 2 Was that a real picture of his girlfriend?

Speaker 8 Yeah, that was weird. That one I didn't fully understand.
His girlfriend was wearing a

Speaker 8 trolling.

Speaker 25 51 Atlanta Falcons championship shirt.

Speaker 80 That was crazy.

Speaker 8 Yeah, that was a little much.

Speaker 96 I like it.

Speaker 42 And Patrick Mahomes wearing Eagles green intentionally

Speaker 42 as his pregame attire. Wild move.
I respect the cockiness. Yeah.
I do.

Speaker 42 But if you're Patrick Mahomes and you wear that on the walk-in, you should also wear that in the post-game celebration or post-game press conference. I haven't seen any pictures of him.

Speaker 42 Was he wearing that post-game? I did not see it.

Speaker 21 I also saw Travis Kelsey look like he was dressed as like a drug dealer coming in.

Speaker 78 That was a cocky suit that he was wearing.

Speaker 28 He looked like a 1985 drug dealer.

Speaker 53 Is the mic working?

Speaker 42 No, he's just wearing his shirt.

Speaker 59 Okay.

Speaker 59 Does that sound

Speaker 12 restarted?

Speaker 8 Oh my god. Restart.

Speaker 54 Are we going to be able to keep all of Max's struggles with the mic going?

Speaker 53 Memes? Did we record a bunch of this? Yeah.

Speaker 41 It's all recording. So

Speaker 64 we'll be able to hear him.

Speaker 70 All right.

Speaker 74 Let's see if the mic works here.

Speaker 47 Talk again.

Speaker 76 Try again.

Speaker 12 Nope. Can't hear you.

Speaker 12 This is his big moment.

Speaker 51 He's just screaming into the

Speaker 51 he's screaming into a mic this up work

Speaker 88 watch everyone subscribe to the youtube get us to 600 000 subscribers because you get to watch max just walking around being so mad right now he's like a caveman i mean this is how he's been waiting for this moment and he's just being cocked by his own he's the producer too Like if anyone, if it was one of us trying to figure this out, you'd understand.

Speaker 10 But it's Max trying to figure this out.

Speaker 12 He should know this.

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Speaker 99 Snickers satisfies, man. That's a winning play.

Speaker 66 Nope. Nope.
Still not.

Speaker 101 Even when he won a Super Bowl, he can't win.

Speaker 75 We can't hear you, Max.

Speaker 87 We can't hear you.

Speaker 49 You're screaming into a mic that has no sound coming back to us.

Speaker 23 This is so perfectly Max.

Speaker 42 Wait, do we have you? Say something, Max.

Speaker 8 Say something. No, it's just going to go through.
It's going through. It's just going to go through the regular fuck.

Speaker 101 The microphone is fucked.

Speaker 98 The microphone is fucked.

Speaker 98 All right. No microphone.

Speaker 8 We're not doing the microphone.

Speaker 59 The mic worked earlier, though.

Speaker 53 All right. If we're not doing the microphone,

Speaker 65 you got to bring the computer to your lap.

Speaker 97 This is bullshit.

Speaker 49 I can't believe this is happening.

Speaker 32 Oh, my God.

Speaker 92 He looks like he's about to titty fuck us.

Speaker 42 The last thing a Kit Kat sees.

Speaker 12 Okay, Max.

Speaker 65 I think you got to put it in your lap.

Speaker 42 Yeah, you got to get closer.

Speaker 8 Well, this is as close as it's getting.

Speaker 50 How is this going to sound?

Speaker 80 Hold on.

Speaker 64 Oh, oh, he's got a fix.

Speaker 87 He might have a fix.

Speaker 8 If only we had a producer down there with him.

Speaker 85 Puck.

Speaker 92 Rowan's here, too.

Speaker 76 Yeah, okay, okay.

Speaker 50 Yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 53 This is better? Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 81 That actually sounds good.

Speaker 12 Okay. This is bullshit.
All right.

Speaker 36 We're

Speaker 98 like truly.

Speaker 12 Truly.

Speaker 36 Get this manage truly.

Speaker 70 All right.

Speaker 76 Oh, he's getting back up.

Speaker 76 All right. I'm here.

Speaker 2 We're now welcoming on Super Bowl champions, Max Delente and our good friend Roan.

Speaker 75 They're back from the Super Bowl.

Speaker 95 Boys.

Speaker 75 Congrats first.

Speaker 54 This is your moment. Two years in the waiting.
We had two years ago in Arizona. You guys were sitting there, sad as could be as we laughed at you.

Speaker 20 Now you get the laugh.

Speaker 54 You just absolutely shit-pumped Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs, dominating as dominating could be.

Speaker 65 Just give us everything. Unload it.

Speaker 52 Tell us everything.

Speaker 8 It was a hell of a weekend. It was a hell of a football game by one team that is an elite all-time historic football team.
The Philadelphia Eagles of the 2024-2025 season are a historic football team.

Speaker 8 Games that they have been healthy in,

Speaker 101 they've lost one game.

Speaker 8 The Falcons game is the only real loss that they had all year. If you go back and look at it, Jalen Hurts didn't play in the Commanders game.
Devontae Smith and Lane Johnson and A.J.

Speaker 8 Brown didn't play in the Bucs game. The Atlanta Falcons game is the only real loss that this team has had all year.
And we beat the fuck out of teams. All year we beat the fuck out of teams.

Speaker 8 Multiple scores against the Ravens, multiple scores against the Steelers. Keep going.
Beat the fuck out of the Commanders.

Speaker 101 Bengals. This fucking team is one of the best football teams of all time.
And Jalen Hurts is a top five quarterback in this league.

Speaker 8 He's a top three quarterback in this league.

Speaker 101 He's one of the best to ever do it in the Eagles Green.

Speaker 101 Jalen fucking Hurts deserves respect.

Speaker 32 I'm fucking blowing up this mic for sure, but a hell of a football game.

Speaker 8 All-time defense. Vic Vangio is a fucking god.
I love the Eagles. I love this city.
And I love Philadelphia.

Speaker 30 How about talk us through the game instead of your schedule?

Speaker 8 It was a good game.

Speaker 75 I mean,

Speaker 88 let's back up. Roan, Max, you guys went out last night, waking up this morning.

Speaker 54 Like, give us, give us just, like, the play-by-play of how today went. Like, when did you guys link up?

Speaker 53 Going into the stadium, what was the stadium like, everything.

Speaker 8 When was the last time you were sober, Max?

Speaker 50 Yeah, also that.

Speaker 8 I'm pretty sober right now.

Speaker 12 Okay, okay. All right.

Speaker 54 Ron, why don't you take it away for a second?

Speaker 8 Yeah, well, we woke up this morning's speech. I sent Max a video and I said, lucky are we, the people who who get to take a loss and then come back and have another chance at this

Speaker 8 we we lost we we embarrassed ourselves against the chiefs last time and we're so fortunate to have a chance to to take another crack at this thing so I sent Max a video that said we are fucking ready for them and we we get to the game and right as we get to the stadium I whisper to Max What if we whip their ass?

Speaker 8 What if we go belt to ass to the Kansas City Chiefs?

Speaker 8 What if we find Patrick Patrick Mahomes, maybe one of the best court, maybe the best quarterback of all time, and we beat his ass in front of a national audience?

Speaker 8 And sure enough, that's exactly what we did. I mean, walking into the stadium, it was almost like there was a sense of calm.
Like we had been here before, and it wasn't the fear that we had.

Speaker 8 Our team a couple years ago, we're better at cornerback. That's where we lost.
We're better at running back. That's where we lost.
We're better at linebacker. That's where we lost.

Speaker 8 And we put it all together in a performance where there was no doubt. We wanted to keep on reminding ourselves that, hey, we've lost this before.

Speaker 8 We've been in the situation where we're up 10 points, where we're up a bunch of points. And we took it to a place where we were up, what was it, 31 to nothing?

Speaker 10 34-0.

Speaker 73 34-0?

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 8 And we took care of business the entire way. Honestly, the city of Philadelphia has to feel so proud of what the Eagles did right now.
The joy in that stadium, the mirth,

Speaker 8 the feelings that are just coursing through all of our veins right now. It's incomprehensible.
Belt to S.

Speaker 80 Belta.

Speaker 80 Love it.

Speaker 42 Belt to S. When did you guys allow yourselves to feel comfortable with it? Because I know Max was saying, like, it's not over.
Stop cursing it when you were up by 34 points.

Speaker 101 Once.

Speaker 8 The strip sack. The strip sack was definitely the moment where it switched for me.

Speaker 8 Because I was also thinking, like, given my track hit like track record I was thinking like we're gonna have a historic loss and I'm gonna have to go on this show tonight and sit down after

Speaker 8 sorry the worst loss history football because we I just kept thinking like 28 to 3 28 to 3 like this is worse than 28 to 3 and then I'm gonna be that guy that has to go on the part of my take and and do a podcast as after giving that up.

Speaker 36 So your defense is just fucking good.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 42 The most most important question I have for you, because we're watching on TV and there was a moment in the game when the Chiefs had the ball, they were driving, and you could hear the arrowhead tomahawk chant break out in the Superdome.

Speaker 42 And I thought to myself, like, that's a really loud fucking chant. I didn't think that the Chiefs had that many fans there.

Speaker 42 Could that be the Eagles fans doing the Arrowhead chop sarcastically? Because if so, that's fucking awesome. Was that you guys?

Speaker 8 Wait, could you hear that on the broadcast?

Speaker 66 Oh, yeah, it was loud.

Speaker 12 Oh, Yes.

Speaker 87 Very loud.

Speaker 36 Oh, fucking rocks.

Speaker 31 I did not know that.

Speaker 8 It's tough to tell if it's like just our section or if it's like the whole stadium for like where we were.

Speaker 8 But the fact that you could hear that on the broadcast must have meant, I mean,

Speaker 75 the Eagles fans are the best.

Speaker 8 What do you think the fan split was? What do you think the fan split was inside the stadium?

Speaker 8 I don't know. Where we were, it was very green.
But like, I don't know if

Speaker 8 that was an Eagles section.

Speaker 12 You couldn't see the other one.

Speaker 21 You couldn't see the other side of the channel.

Speaker 8 What about cheering when plays would happen?

Speaker 8 The Chiefs barely got to cheer.

Speaker 51 That's true.

Speaker 75 You guys did.

Speaker 71 All of Patrick Mahomes' stats were garbage time stats.

Speaker 21 You guys completely suffocated them.

Speaker 75 I have a question for you, Ron.

Speaker 1 The Cooper DeGene interception pick six, all-time moment.

Speaker 65 We got the alternate view. You were just dumping a full beer on your head.

Speaker 43 Were you worried at all that that was a little early in the game to be just dousing yourself in beer?

Speaker 8 It wasn't even like the, that wasn't the final celebration, but the pure emotion of that, of that moment completely took over. But we're telling every Eagles fan, hey, lock in for the second half.

Speaker 8 It doesn't matter what our lead is. I didn't feel any type of comfort until about three minutes left in the third quarter when the Chiefs couldn't do anything.

Speaker 8 In the first half, the Chiefs had, what, 24 yards? Patrick Mahomes had like 23 yards, 24 yards. We had 24 points.
We had as many points as they had yards. It was just a pure, clean, ass whooping.

Speaker 8 And we tried to stay as conservative as possible. But when the team...
just refuses to touch the brakes the entire time.

Speaker 8 We had no choice except for to celebrate as the victors, as the best team in the NFL, as the champions, as a team that no one can take it from for the rest of the year. We get to talk our shit.

Speaker 98 We get to pop our shoes.

Speaker 8 We get to feel good about ourselves. And no one gets to say shit to us.

Speaker 54 We were talking before you guys joined.

Speaker 21 When we were sitting there watching the game, the first play from scrimmage from the Chiefs was like a perfect misdirection first down, 11-yard pass to Juju Smith-Schuster.

Speaker 54 That was their only first down in the first half.

Speaker 63 Their first play from scrimmage was their only first down in the first half.

Speaker 64 That's how good you guys were.

Speaker 54 And we were saying, like, they had to feel so incredible to just just start the celebration.

Speaker 62 Or I know that you guys were like, oh, Patrick Mahomes, but like, even in the third quarter, to be able to be like, hey, we did it.

Speaker 12 And you just, you basically get to just celebrate for an entire fourth quarter as you watch the seconds tick down for your Super Bowl victory.

Speaker 8 Let's rewrite the narrative almost because coming into this game, we said the Eagles obviously have the better squad, but quarterback-wise, we have to give the nod to Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 8 But you look at what the two quarterbacks did during this game. Jalen Hurts outplayed Patrick Mahomes, and there's no way to rewrite it in any other fashion than that.
It was a pure ass whooping.

Speaker 8 Our defense played better. Jalen Hurts has to be talked about

Speaker 8 in the same way as the top couple quarterbacks in this league. He surpasses Joe Burrow.
He surpasses Lamar Jackson. He surpasses Josh Allen.
He surpasses all these guys who could never get it done.

Speaker 8 Not only did he do it, the stats were there to back it up, and the hardware is there in the form of an MVP and a Lombardi.

Speaker 42 All right, so Rose, sounds like you have Patrick Mahomes still number one in the NFL, and then you have Jalen second.

Speaker 8 Who else can you even put in the conversation like that? It's Jalen second.

Speaker 8 Everyone keeps saying, everyone keeps saying, oh, Josh Allen can't get to the Super Bowl because he has to be Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 8 Lamar Jackson can't get to the Super Bowl because he has to be Patrick Mahomes in the AFC. Jalen Hurts just beat the fuck out of Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 8 And if everyone talks about how great this Chiefs' defense was, Jalen Hurts beat the fuck out of his defense.

Speaker 101 It wasn't Saquon.

Speaker 101 No. It was fucking Jalen.

Speaker 12 We said it.

Speaker 20 If we told you before the game on Friday that Saquon had 25 rushes for 57 yards, you'd be like, uh-oh, we might be in trouble.

Speaker 64 But Jalen Hurts was perfect.

Speaker 54 Outside of his interception, he played a perfect game.

Speaker 43 He ran great.

Speaker 3 He threw whenever, like, all his passes were crisp.

Speaker 2 He played a perfect game.

Speaker 54 He deserves the MVP.

Speaker 8 He had some incredible passes. Let's look at his pass down the sideline to Jahan Dotson.
Incredible pass. Let's look at the pass they took away to A.J.
Brown. Bullshit.
Incredible pass.

Speaker 8 Let's look at the touchdown pass that he had to Devontae Smith. These are high-caliber throws from a quarterback who people act like only is a pair of legs.
They act like all he has is a tush-push.

Speaker 8 No, he throws a pretty ball. He doesn't turn the ball over that much.
He had one bad interception, but for the most part, he took care of business. He took care of the ball.

Speaker 8 And can we also take maybe a little bit of a nod to the Eagles' defensive line, who had a pressure

Speaker 8 50% throughout the entire time without blitzing? It was just three or four ties, and everybody's able to pin back their ears and get after the quarterback.

Speaker 8 It's incredible what can happen when the SOD father is not doing some bullshit when we can just pin back our ears, play on some turf, and take care of business.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 43 No, I mean,

Speaker 60 that makes you wonder if you played on artificial Turf two years ago, would have been different.

Speaker 87 What are you pointing to, Max?

Speaker 8 I just had an idea. Pug is

Speaker 8 here with the. It's in production.
Pug is here with the vlog camera. I thought the audio would probably be better for that, so I told him to keep that rolling.

Speaker 42 Let's get Pug's thoughts, too. I want to hear from Pug about his experience.
Yeah, Pug.

Speaker 80 Get in here, Pug. Come on, Pug.

Speaker 94 You guys got to come back after, though, because we got to, yeah.

Speaker 12 But Pug, there he is.

Speaker 5 Pug, you are now one-oh in Super Bowls.

Speaker 14 Get in in the middle, Pug.

Speaker 10 Move over to the middle.

Speaker 42 There you go. Pug, you're one and oh in Super Bowls.
People are calling you the Patrick Mahomes killer.

Speaker 12 Pug, I'm blessed.

Speaker 8 That's all I can say. I'm lucky to have been there.
Blessed. Go, Birds.
Also, Max drinking no champagne helped to last night.

Speaker 42 Yes, we saw him holding champagne, but he was doing a good job. He had one hand over his mouth and the other hand holding the champagne.

Speaker 41 Pug, smart.

Speaker 49 Pug, I got to ask you this question because when we, first of all, congratulations.

Speaker 74 you're a Super Bowl champ.

Speaker 2 When we bought your ticket on Friday, there was a few people being like, oh, going to the Super Bowl by yourself?

Speaker 74 That would suck.

Speaker 50 I was like, I think that's the one game you can go by yourself.

Speaker 75 And then you gave an update in the first quarter, and it looked like you had your seatmate, an Eagles fan, literally sitting on your lap.

Speaker 88 Did you become best friends with that guy?

Speaker 8 Yeah, shout out Matt. He flew in on Friday from England to come to the game.
A guy from Philly, great guy. Immediately became close friends within the first couple minutes.

Speaker 8 It was just like Birds fan, Bert's fan, and just we're hugging like two minutes into the game.

Speaker 88 So, was he by himself too?

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Oh, hell yes.

Speaker 80 Fuck yes.

Speaker 8 My whole section with the Eagles fans, so it was just like people I didn't know. I'm just like hugging people I don't know at all.
It was incredible.

Speaker 66 I love that. That's amazing.

Speaker 42 Pug, I'd like to get your review of the halftime show.

Speaker 8 Yeah, halftime show was great. I would say the

Speaker 8 A minor line, like the whole stadium lit up, that was very cool.

Speaker 83 Yep.

Speaker 8 But one thing that it's kind of hard to pay attention, like on TV, they show you where to pay attention. Like, they just show you on TV

Speaker 8 what it looks like. But when you're there, you have to look for where on the stage they're actually doing it.
It's kind of hard to keep track a little bit.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 8 That's pretty much it.

Speaker 25 So, Pug, what point in the game did you start being like, okay, this is happening?

Speaker 6 We're winning the Super Bowl.

Speaker 17 End of the third quarter, I was feeling it.

Speaker 8 And then, like, when Mahomes, even like those last couple minutes when Mahomes scored very late,

Speaker 8 I got nervous again.

Speaker 12 Like, Tussey's Mahomes.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 36 What was the loudest moment?

Speaker 42 When did the dome get the loudest?

Speaker 8 The Cooper DeGene pick six was like

Speaker 8 crazy, crazy loud.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 32 That's probably one.

Speaker 54 How is it going into the stadium?

Speaker 2 Did you guys go to the bar before going into the stadium?

Speaker 73 Did you pre-game?

Speaker 8 We just had a couple trulies at the condo, and then we just walked over.

Speaker 80 No bar.

Speaker 8 Just kind of

Speaker 8 walk.

Speaker 8 We're very close to the arena, so we just walked right over.

Speaker 103 That's awesome. It sounds like a great time, Pug.

Speaker 42 I'm so happy for you.

Speaker 14 I'm very happy for you, Pug.

Speaker 42 Very, very happy. How drunk is Max right now, Pug?

Speaker 32 He's not, it's not too bad.

Speaker 29 Not too bad. He's going to get drunk.

Speaker 42 He's going to get so drunk.

Speaker 32 Yeah, he's going to get very drunk.

Speaker 98 Later, later, I think.

Speaker 36 He's so sweaty.

Speaker 88 All right, Max, sit back down, Pug.

Speaker 4 You're the best.

Speaker 54 Congrats. Super Bowl champion, Pug.

Speaker 81 Max, sit back down.

Speaker 54 Max, what would you like to say?

Speaker 20 Oh, why'd you put on the sweatshirt?

Speaker 79 He's got champions.

Speaker 12 Okay.

Speaker 54 Max, what would you like to say to all the haters?

Speaker 8 I don't really have much to say to the haters. I love the haters.
The haters are what fuel me. The haters are what get me up in the morning.

Speaker 8 The haters are what get me to the podcast room and to say bad takes every day. I appreciate the haters.

Speaker 8 But

Speaker 8 I'm apologizing to the haters because the narrative is over. The narrative of Max Delente, certified loser, is over.

Speaker 32 And it's

Speaker 8 upset for them because they love that narrative.

Speaker 8 As a producer, you know that's bad for the show.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 8 As a producer, you know that's bad for the show. So part of you is like, damn.

Speaker 8 I would be lying if I didn't say, if that didn't cross my mind.

Speaker 92 But you can't.

Speaker 43 Listen, you'll lose again, but you've got to enjoy this win.

Speaker 2 You're a winner.

Speaker 8 Right now, I'm a winner.

Speaker 66 Are we thinking Title Town?

Speaker 20 Are we thinking Title Town, Max?

Speaker 8 I think every other team's going in the opposite direction, but the birds

Speaker 36 will always have this one.

Speaker 12 Yeah, always have this one.

Speaker 66 What did you say?

Speaker 8 We beat the fuck out of them.

Speaker 50 We beat the fuck out of them. You beat the fuck out of them.

Speaker 76 Okay.

Speaker 88 So, rest of the night.

Speaker 75 I have Breaking Moose. Breaking Moose.

Speaker 32 I told you guys. I texted Max.

Speaker 84 I texted Max and Roan.

Speaker 48 Congrats right after.

Speaker 13 I was like, I'll do everything in my power to try to get you guys with the team to party. And I've already made one text Big Dom.

Speaker 20 He just replied, I said, we got to get Max and the boys into the party.

Speaker 25 He said, my Paison, you know I got him. So

Speaker 52 you got to send that text to Big Dom.

Speaker 53 And we got to get you going.

Speaker 20 I want to see Max and Roan like Eiffel Towering Nick Siriani on a dance floor at three in the morning.

Speaker 98 It would be our pleasure.

Speaker 8 It would be such a blessing to be able to celebrate with those absolute champions. They could Eiffel Tower us, obviously.
They do whatever they want with our bodies. We're their vessel right now.

Speaker 8 We're champs.

Speaker 42 Who's the one guy that you really want to party with tonight?

Speaker 73 Rome.

Speaker 97 Oh, good answer.

Speaker 36 Yep.

Speaker 81 What time is your guys.

Speaker 57 Now, we didn't say this publicly, but you guys have a connecting flight tomorrow through Kansas City, which now will be the funniest flight.

Speaker 60 Or you do. You do, Max.

Speaker 20 And so does Pug.

Speaker 54 So, what time's your flight?

Speaker 8 Are you going gonna sleep tonight i i i expect no sleep my flight's at 130 so if i don't sleep that would be bad

Speaker 8 you might not sleep but don't sleep well at 130 would be tough

Speaker 8 i gotta get

Speaker 8 all right so uh but that's gonna be a hilarious flight you gotta vlog it max you just what being a conquering hero going back to kansas city i i feel the people of kansas city are pretty nice like i'm gonna feel bad doing it but i'll i i mean

Speaker 8 I got to do what I got to do.

Speaker 36 Yeah, you got to do it.

Speaker 42 I think they'll probably be pretty cool because they've won before. They wanted this one for the history, but they'll give you a lot of, yeah, you know, it's a pretty good feeling.
Congrats, guys.

Speaker 42 We know how it is. I don't think they're going to be too pissed off at you.

Speaker 12 Yeah. No.
They got wins.

Speaker 36 They got wins. Go birds.

Speaker 54 All right. So, do you guys have any?

Speaker 83 Yeah, go ahead, Ron.

Speaker 8 I just think that this kind of rewrites the story of Max Delente as well.

Speaker 8 I think that Max Max Delente has fallen into this light of being a lovable loser and being the guy who just can't get over the hill.

Speaker 8 And he stormed up the hill today and he fucking planted his flag right at the summit of the hill. I think the way that we see this guy is going to be different.

Speaker 8 The way he carries himself is going to be different. The fucking way he feels in his balls, in his soul, in his bones is going to be different forever.

Speaker 8 You have to give this guy his flowers and we might turn into the most obnoxious people you've ever met in your fucking life.

Speaker 42 How's the foot feeling, Max?

Speaker 8 Foot's feeling great.

Speaker 8 Boot still on.

Speaker 36 I don't know what to do with this.

Speaker 80 Thomas is a shoey.

Speaker 32 Max,

Speaker 42 you said you'd do a shoey if you won.

Speaker 88 Max, I have to tell you, my wife was texting me as the game was ticking down.

Speaker 69 She was like, I'm actually nervous for Max. I'm nervous for his foot.

Speaker 68 I'm nervous for his well-being.

Speaker 60 Can someone please be there to help him?

Speaker 62 And I was like, well, Ron's going to be with him.

Speaker 53 That might not be a help because Ron's going to get smashed as well.

Speaker 4 Maybe Pug.

Speaker 36 Who knows?

Speaker 66 Someone will look after you.

Speaker 42 Let's go, Max.

Speaker 42 You deserve this, Max.

Speaker 67 Is this just going to spill everywhere?

Speaker 42 This is going to be the grossest smelling tasting thing ever. Wait, by the way, he's had this on all day.
He's been walking around New Orleans in it.

Speaker 53 He had it on for a month.

Speaker 42 He's been wearing it down Bourbon Street.

Speaker 70 Is it spilling everywhere right now?

Speaker 8 There's so many whole eldritch that's drinking.

Speaker 12 You're spilling it.

Speaker 49 Drink it.

Speaker 94 Shoot the boot.

Speaker 85 Oh, yo.

Speaker 32 Oh.

Speaker 80 You're going to have a disease.

Speaker 50 How bad does Madge smell, Rose?

Speaker 97 I think this is going to be retired.

Speaker 8 I think this is retired.

Speaker 32 How bad does this smell?

Speaker 87 Whoa, you really sharpie. Get the players to sign it.

Speaker 54 Whoa, you can't retire that, Max.

Speaker 54 The playoffs next year.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it's like my best. Yeah, you might be.

Speaker 12 You gotta have that.

Speaker 88 You cannot lose that boot.

Speaker 42 Or just keep it like a Lombardi trophy. I just have

Speaker 8 all over me at the moment.

Speaker 50 How bad does Max smell, Roan?

Speaker 80 Oh, horrendous.

Speaker 8 I don't even want him to answer. I smell bad right now.

Speaker 8 We all have been sweating, though. We all are just sweating our dicks off.
We're just co-mingling body odors.

Speaker 8 Me, Pug, and Max have like a perfect cocktail, a Neapolitan ice cream of three different body odors going on right now.

Speaker 97 It smells delicious.

Speaker 66 Oh, I gotta say,

Speaker 42 if there's one place in the world to be world champions for a night, I feel like New Orleans is right at the top of that list. Yeah.
You guys are gonna have an absolute blast.

Speaker 70 Yeah, it is.

Speaker 79 It's perfect. It's perfect.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 48 Well, congrats, boys.

Speaker 20 Max, we'll see you on Tuesday. Ron.

Speaker 21 We'll see you when we see you.

Speaker 50 Belt to ass.

Speaker 20 You guys are world champs.

Speaker 88 And that was,

Speaker 2 you did it in a fucking way that was just never a doubt.

Speaker 49 Never a doubt.

Speaker 42 You beat the fuck out of the big bad giant.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 87 You absolutely destroyed him.

Speaker 53 And it's no doubt Jalen Hurts, MVP.

Speaker 10 He's a top, what, three quarterback?

Speaker 85 Two.

Speaker 85 Two.

Speaker 93 Top two quarterback. Top two.

Speaker 98 Top two.

Speaker 8 Where would you guys put him?

Speaker 80 Realistically.

Speaker 42 I don't know. We got to save that discussion for like May.

Speaker 76 I think right now he's won.

Speaker 51 Right now he's won.

Speaker 36 He's Super Bowl MVP.

Speaker 5 He's won right now.

Speaker 42 That's true. We got to be consistent.

Speaker 42 If you're the MVP of the championship, then you are no doubt the alpha of that team and the best player. Yeah.

Speaker 36 He's number one.

Speaker 62 Number one right now.

Speaker 83 One more question.

Speaker 94 Yeah.

Speaker 8 Does that make you feel better about your loss?

Speaker 42 Well, about like 20 minutes in the game, I thought to myself, like, how good does this look for the Commanders? He's doing another shoey.

Speaker 66 Yeah. Chug, chug, chug.
Honestly, I'm Max.

Speaker 42 I'm very happy for you and Roan on a personal level.

Speaker 70 Roan, you should do one.

Speaker 85 Obviously.

Speaker 66 Obviously, the birds.

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Big rival.

Speaker 12 Ron's going to do one.

Speaker 32 Oh, no.

Speaker 12 Oh, no.

Speaker 92 This is how swine flu starts.

Speaker 8 It tastes like so much fun.

Speaker 101 Pug, get one. Yeah, Pug.

Speaker 32 Get one, Pug. Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug.

Speaker 9 Oh.

Speaker 8 Oh, yeah, you're right there. Yeah.

Speaker 83 Oh, Pug.

Speaker 14 Our beautiful Pug.

Speaker 32 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 92 Yeah, we can see.

Speaker 36 Pug looks like he smells so much better than Max.

Speaker 31 Pug, Pug.

Speaker 32 Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug. Yeah.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 32 He's just smelling everywhere.

Speaker 32 Oh, fuck yes, boys.

Speaker 8 I'm done with you guys.

Speaker 101 All right.

Speaker 54 Have fun tonight.

Speaker 53 Stay safe.

Speaker 54 See you, Max.

Speaker 50 Congrats to you guys.

Speaker 58 This recap is so.

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Speaker 104 And Brandon, I'll be right there with you, and I'll check it off my Christmas list in the country store while I'm at it. It'll make a nice holiday tradition.

Speaker 59 Oh, that's so cute of you.

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Speaker 62 Did get a lot of heat in the media, and he performed perfectly.

Speaker 20 All right, anything else from the game?

Speaker 12 A couple things.

Speaker 43 Yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 42 Credit to part of my take guests last week. Yes.
Because

Speaker 42 Lane Johnson gave us the Gatorade color.

Speaker 91 He did.

Speaker 1 Pays to listen to PMT.

Speaker 42 Chris Berman gave us DeAndre Hopkins anytime touchdown. That was plus 500 or plus 425, depending when you got it.
Yep. So good on them.
And congratulations to Hank for winning.

Speaker 42 You're just a winner, Hank.

Speaker 41 Yeah, just a winner. It's a great, great season.

Speaker 8 Great bet. Happy for the Eagles.

Speaker 42 I got revenge as well.

Speaker 8 Yep, I appreciate them. Just, you know, it really helps the narrative because this show is a narrative-based show.
It's a conversation that would have never stopped. And now it doesn't have to.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 87 Shout out to Tails.

Speaker 8 Tails with Tails.

Speaker 80 Tails with two and a half quarterbacks.

Speaker 81 You had two and a half pass attempt players to attempt to pass.

Speaker 13 Did not think we would get it with Kenny Pickett in a blowout.

Speaker 79 Nope.

Speaker 96 On a fourth down.

Speaker 42 No doinks.

Speaker 12 No doinks.

Speaker 32 A lot of clean kicks.

Speaker 42 Thanks, Hank. Sorry, you lost your bet, Hank.

Speaker 8 Sorry, we lost Lamar Jackson. No worries.
Yep. But congrats to Josh.

Speaker 42 Yeah, we should actually talk about that for a second in a minute uh i had uh a couple other things so yeah lane johnson what an absolute animal that offensive line was so good tonight they're so heavy so heavy that stat that they showed was insane where it was the average weight of the birds offensive line what was it like 340 pounds yeah and in the first super bowl the average weight was 240 yeah that's crazy it was crazy so uh i feel like there's going to be like a uh an nhl level injury report that comes out about chris jones too because he was, he looked bad after the first series when they were going at his neck and his knee got fucked up, and it's going to be like some crazy.

Speaker 8 He was playing through some crazy injuries that he probably shouldn't have even been playing. Yeah.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 19 The

Speaker 26 also, we had some astute, I wanted to share this with you guys, some astute analysis by Brett Favre after the game.

Speaker 18 He said, not the most entertaining game, but it's difficult to even get to there.

Speaker 71 And with a bunch of teams improving, next year will be interesting what to make of it.

Speaker 42 I agree with Brett Favre.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 62 Or sorry, it would be interesting what to make it.

Speaker 37 So what two teams make it.

Speaker 4 That's some great, that's some great analysis.

Speaker 42 That's Magic Johnson level shit right there.

Speaker 12 Yes.

Speaker 42 No one's ever accused Brett Favre of having a Magic Johnson.

Speaker 6 Do we have any quotes from Patrick Mahomes or Travis Kelsey after?

Speaker 8 Mahomes tweeted.

Speaker 67 What'd he say?

Speaker 8 It was just like we let everyone down. That's on me.

Speaker 85 I'll get

Speaker 42 Also, I got eyes on the post-game presser from Mahomes. He changed into a t-shirt.

Speaker 42 I understand why, but if you wear the troll suit going in, I feel like you should face the music and wear it afterwards.

Speaker 87 Yeah, you should.

Speaker 8 Appreciate all the love and support from Chiefs Kingdom. I let y'all down today.
I'll always continue to work and try to learn and be better for it.

Speaker 8 Want to give thanks to God for every opportunity he's given me. We will be back.

Speaker 67 Okay, I do feel bad for DeAndre Hopkins a little bit because that was, you know, that was his, that was, he's an incredible player, and that was his one chance.

Speaker 24 I don't know how much longer he's going to be there.

Speaker 87 Wait, he's.

Speaker 8 Xavier Worthy with the quietest eight receptions, 157 yards, and two touchdowns of all time. All time.

Speaker 30 Wait, DeAndre Hopkins talked about the refs?

Speaker 81 What did he say?

Speaker 4 There was a lot of touchy calls.

Speaker 14 Y'all going to report that?

Speaker 36 Oh,

Speaker 36 that's not great.

Speaker 42 You got your ass kicked.

Speaker 67 Yeah, you got your ass absolutely kicked.

Speaker 42 Was it pass interference on that wide open drop that he had?

Speaker 28 Yeah, yeah, he dropped that one pretty bad.

Speaker 41 That's a little salty.

Speaker 56 That's a little salty. Don't like that.

Speaker 42 He did get a touchdown, though.

Speaker 43 He did. He did.

Speaker 67 He scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 42 I'm just seeing this right now.

Speaker 42 Philadelphia schools have a two-hour delay tomorrow. Just cancel.
Yeah. Just honestly, there's not going to be any learning done.

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 67 They greased the polls in New Orleans, which I, did you also see the,

Speaker 30 I think it was the four seasons downtown Philadelphia, they just took away the awning.

Speaker 13 Smart.

Speaker 28 Because they're like, we don't want people jumping off of this.

Speaker 70 Smart.

Speaker 81 That was like on Saturday.

Speaker 6 They just drove the awning away.

Speaker 87 It's great. What do you got, memes?

Speaker 43 Like win or lose. Yeah, win or lose.

Speaker 37 They were like, we got to get this awning.

Speaker 102 Jack McCarthy keeps having Max do fake ads and just doing a shoey with each one.

Speaker 37 Truly and dubbed.

Speaker 12 Can you play them for us on the show right now?

Speaker 79 Let's play them. Let's see.

Speaker 96 Yeah, I'm going to DM it.

Speaker 70 I'm going to DM it to Max.

Speaker 66 Oh, this is great.

Speaker 42 That's a good move by Jack McCarthy.

Speaker 2 I can't believe his mic didn't work for the first 10 minutes.

Speaker 23 Just so perfect.

Speaker 17 It was great.

Speaker 42 I also loved, you have to watch the YouTube, but he was wearing the overalls. He took the sweatshirt off for a lot of it.
And the overall, the right strap, just falling down the entire time. Yeah.

Speaker 42 Just pulling it back up like he was Sydney Sweeney dumping out of his bra.

Speaker 75 Any Super Bowl ads?

Speaker 50 I mean, I feel like we knew a lot.

Speaker 14 We knew the Doritos one.

Speaker 79 Doritos one was good. Faces one was good.

Speaker 42 I met the Doritos ad guys when they were down in New Orleans. The two guys that made that commercial, they were fucking pumped to get a million bucks.
Yeah.

Speaker 8 I like the Lilo and Stitch.

Speaker 8 Great movie.

Speaker 8 Good nostalgia there.

Speaker 42 Oh, here's Max. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 67 Here's fake ad number one.

Speaker 8 So funny. This is such a great call by Jack.
It was a long day.

Speaker 66 It was a long day.

Speaker 8 We came out victorious. The birds are champions.

Speaker 8 And I happen to be sweaty. I happened to be a little sweaty throughout the day.

Speaker 8 Nola is a pretty hot place. You know, tensions are flying.
Oh, my God. But even though I was a little sweaty, even though my boot was a little sweaty, I didn't smell.
And you know why?

Speaker 8 Because Dove Mencare, whole body Dio

Speaker 8 keeps you feeling right all day. It keeps you feeling right all day.
Shout out, Doug. Shout out the whole body Dio.

Speaker 102 All right, that one is real. The truly one was fake.

Speaker 12 Oh, okay, wait, let's see the truly one.

Speaker 99 We did it.

Speaker 8 The birds are champs. Yes, sir.

Speaker 8 Come on, it's time to celebrate.

Speaker 66 Come on now.

Speaker 8 We're going out in NOLA.

Speaker 36 Yeah.

Speaker 8 We're going to have the time of our lives. Yeah.
And I said, I was

Speaker 8 doing. I did it on the show.
Uh-huh. I'm going to do it again for you right now.

Speaker 67 Truly is the best feeling.

Speaker 42 I hope you did this after the dinner. He sprayed it down.

Speaker 32 Truly, it truly is the best feeling.

Speaker 100 You did it before.

Speaker 100 Let's go.

Speaker 8 Shout out Truly.

Speaker 5 Shout out the birds.

Speaker 34 Let's have a night.

Speaker 37 Yes, sir.

Speaker 28 What do we think about Kendrick's halftime performance?

Speaker 42 I thought it was like a 20-minute advertisement for Drake being a pedophile.

Speaker 8 Which produced way better songs he should have played.

Speaker 8 I like Kendrick Lamar, but he has some of his best. It's the Super Bowl.
You should play the hits.

Speaker 43 Yeah, well, listen, I am a Kendrick Lamar fan.

Speaker 42 I think he's a really good artist. I don't think it makes a whole lot of sense as a Super Bowl halftime show.

Speaker 39 Yeah, I'd agree.

Speaker 42 But still, it was very funny when he looked at the camera and was like, hey, Drake. And then he threw that line in when he talked about like, oh, he wants to play the song, but you like to sue people.

Speaker 42 That was funny. It was also funny comparing that to the NFL playing two separate ads with Tom Brady and Snoop Dogg to stop all hate.

Speaker 42 And then Kendrick Lamar, his entire halftime performance was just hate.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 42 They had Serena Williams on stage, who used to date Drake, crip walking, like rubbing in his face. Somebody said there was someone else on stage that used to be associated with Drake.

Speaker 81 I didn't think it was the best Super Bowl halftime show, except for not like us at the end.

Speaker 44 We kind of all were waiting for that.

Speaker 42 Yeah. But isn't it weird that the NFL just like gave their biggest platform to be like, hey, we're just going to like fuck Drake up for 20 minutes at halftime.

Speaker 81 And no offense to Kendrick Lamar, but I do still think it should have been Lil Wayne.

Speaker 95 That would have been awesome.

Speaker 43 That would have been great.

Speaker 93 That would have been great.

Speaker 42 Actually, I'm going to agree with our good friend Michael Greer. He has a great idea for the next halftime show.
Okay. And I feel like we should get behind it as a podcast.
Yeah. ACDC.

Speaker 12 Ooh.

Speaker 42 ACDC at halftime would fucking rock.

Speaker 44 That would rock.

Speaker 62 They do kind of like go back and forth where they'll do a newer, and then they'll, you know, remember it was, who was it?

Speaker 1 Was Bruce Stringstein?

Speaker 18 That was a long time ago.

Speaker 12 That was a long time ago.

Speaker 67 Yeah, but they do sometimes throw in some old,

Speaker 42 older acts. If it was ACDC at at halftime, just banger after banger.
Yeah.

Speaker 17 Also, Taylor Swift got booed.

Speaker 70 Yep.

Speaker 78 That was kind of funny.

Speaker 8 Also, crazy stat that that was the first time a sitting president attended a Super Bowl.

Speaker 39 Yeah. Yeah.
I guess it's not.

Speaker 8 That seems impossible.

Speaker 42 I guess it's because presidents used to always call the head coach after the Super Bowl. So like a president was always involved, but they were just never.

Speaker 8 But you wouldn't think they'd be like, let's go to the game.

Speaker 12 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 8 If I was America's biggest event, that's what I would do.

Speaker 94 Yeah. Same.

Speaker 43 I mean, what what a game.

Speaker 28 Jalen Hurst in that Eagles defensive line. The whole Eagles defense.

Speaker 42 I don't know if this stat's true.

Speaker 42 Here's a new segment, a part of my take. Stat that I read online, and I don't care to fact-check because I prefer it if it's true.

Speaker 103 That's every stat. Ready?

Speaker 42 The Eagles are now 666 and 666 all time. Whoa.
When you include the playoffs.

Speaker 9 Whoa.

Speaker 42 There's some draws and there's some ties that aren't included.

Speaker 9 Okay. But yeah.

Speaker 42 Wow. Mark of the beast.

Speaker 89 So there are signs.

Speaker 3 So this was all planned.

Speaker 42 This was satanic.

Speaker 45 This was all planned to have this exact thing happen.

Speaker 49 What do the people who say that it's rigged for the Chiefs say now?

Speaker 42 Sorry?

Speaker 42 No, no, they don't.

Speaker 8 You got a good start.

Speaker 21 Yeah,

Speaker 21 that A.J.

Speaker 53 Brown OPI was that was your moment.

Speaker 12 You had one moment.

Speaker 42 Okay, honestly, here's what they say.

Speaker 5 The block got too hot.

Speaker 42 Too many people started to catch on to it, so they had to go completely in the opposite direction. And like DeAndre Hopkins says, the refs gave the Eagles the Super Bowl.
Yes.

Speaker 42 That's what you say if you're a Chiefs rig guy.

Speaker 4 Question: Does Travis Kelsey retire?

Speaker 15 Probably not. I don't know.

Speaker 13 I think it would be crazy to retire when you're linked to Patrick Mahomes, even if you aren't what you used to be.

Speaker 19 You might as well show up for another season, and you know you're going to be in the playoffs.

Speaker 67 We've already given the AFC West. Yeah.

Speaker 21 But he it's clear that, I mean,

Speaker 13 he was a non-factor in this game.

Speaker 45 That was also the Eagles' defense being incredible.

Speaker 42 Yeah, I mean, last year, the first thing that he said after the game was over was, we're coming back for three. Yeah.
Right? Yeah.

Speaker 42 So he has had it in his head for the last two seasons, like, keep playing and try to get the goal is to get three Super Bowls in a row.

Speaker 42 Now that you don't get that, I feel like that was a big driving factor in him spending another offseason staying in shape to play football. Yeah.
This, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if he did, but

Speaker 42 I don't know. He can still play.
Yeah, absolutely. He played pretty well in the playoffs.

Speaker 77 He the first game of the playoffs.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 13 The last two games, he was kind of nothing.

Speaker 42 I think he'll probably be back, but yeah.

Speaker 27 Yeah, I don't know. These are the questions.

Speaker 8 I think he's done.

Speaker 64 You think he's done?

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 7 I think Taytay says, hey, let's go start a family.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 8 And like, he doesn't.

Speaker 8 He's got the podcast. His brother retired.
It's like, dude, like, imagine how much better the podcast would be if you retired, too.

Speaker 54 That would suck, though, being

Speaker 82 like right, you know, in 10 or five years from now, when he's retired and it's like, hey, you were, you're on the wrong side of 40 and it was time to retire.

Speaker 24 But, like, if you retire this year and then Mahomes wins another title, it's like, fuck.

Speaker 14 I could, like, getting off that boat would be very painful.

Speaker 42 I would probably do a fuckload of steroids this offseason. Yeah.
And then come back for one more year.

Speaker 96 One more year.

Speaker 42 I hope you don't get piss tested.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 25 And then if you get piss tested, well, the NFL needs you for Taylor's.

Speaker 12 If you blame it on Taylor.

Speaker 42 No, if you get piss tested, you retire.

Speaker 6 Well, no spot.

Speaker 61 You could also blame it on Taylor and then send the Swifties at the NFL.

Speaker 4 That's true. That's probably your.

Speaker 87 That's actually a perfect crime.

Speaker 83 Yeah, you're a pervert, Roger.

Speaker 8 Yeah, the steroids got shipped to Taylor.

Speaker 60 Yeah, right.

Speaker 21 And then the Swifties will just go after Roger and make his life hell.

Speaker 25 And then they'll just be like, you know what? We can't suspend him.

Speaker 42 I love that, Hank. The old Peyton Manning.

Speaker 79 Yeah.

Speaker 42 She was taking him.

Speaker 93 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 42 No, but like, what's to stop you if you get the letter? And they're like, hey, you have a piss test in 12 hours. Just be like, my body's breaking down at this point.

Speaker 42 I need to spend more time with my family.

Speaker 103 I got to retire. I'm retiring.

Speaker 70 That would be the way to do it, right? Yeah.

Speaker 42 Like load up on steroids this offseason and then just hope you don't get that note. And if you do, okay, well then go do your podcast and date the most famous woman in the world.

Speaker 42 Pretty good alternative. Yeah.

Speaker 43 I got a robot question.

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Speaker 42 what's what's happening it's over it is the aaron rodgers experience is officially over damn and the devontae adams unfortunately you so you think that's definitely a package deal because i was talking to memes earlier and i was like memes how do you how do you sell yourself because i feel like you're going to spend the next three months just saying names just muttering names to yourself yeah uh and he's like well it's gonna be great because we're gonna going to get rid of Devontae Adams.

Speaker 42 And I was like, wait, like three months ago, Devontae Adams was the solution to everything.

Speaker 42 Now getting rid of him is the solution.

Speaker 102 It is the solution because if you look at the cap hit, it's $35 million.

Speaker 41 And you could get five guys with that money compared to one aging receiver.

Speaker 42 And all the toppings and a giant bag full of fries. Yeah.

Speaker 103 You could be on top.

Speaker 67 That's true. So what are you going to do?

Speaker 16 You can draft a a quarterback?

Speaker 102 You can draft a quarterback, but if we're going to suck, I would rather just have fun watching football and just go with Jameis Winston for 17 games.

Speaker 41 Jameis. Love that.
Jameis.

Speaker 42 Bridge, but Bridge didn't win a Super Bowl.

Speaker 102 He said on the part of my take interview that he wants to be a Bridge quarterback and he wants to win a Super Bowl.

Speaker 36 I'm sold.

Speaker 102 He's the guy, 17 games. Nobody's given him a shot for 17 games since the Buccaneers.

Speaker 102 Actually, the Saints did. He started off 5-2, beat the number one team in the NFC, then got hurt.

Speaker 42 Seriously injured, yes.

Speaker 41 Seriously injured.

Speaker 102 But if it comes to the Jets, starts all 17 games. Number one, see Super Bowl.

Speaker 83 Wow. Okay.

Speaker 12 Wow.

Speaker 42 And the playbooks out there on how you beat Mahomes.

Speaker 57 Do we have, can you pull up the Super Bowl odds on DraftKings for next year?

Speaker 13 I would imagine the Eagles are the favorites to win the Super Bowl next year.

Speaker 45 I wonder where some of the other teams

Speaker 67 land. It's always fun to look at these.

Speaker 75 All right, so the Eagles right now are plus 600.

Speaker 82 The Chiefs are plus 700. These are all in DraftKings.

Speaker 29 Bills plus 700. Ravens plus 700.

Speaker 26 Lions 9-1.

Speaker 89 And then it starts falling off to the Niners, 15.

Speaker 18 Where are you? Commanders, 18 to 1.

Speaker 12 I love that.

Speaker 60 The Bears are 40 to 1.

Speaker 21 The Patriots are 80 to 1.

Speaker 13 And the Jets are 130 to 1.

Speaker 1 Oh, Chargers, Shane, 28 to 1.

Speaker 102 We had good odds this year and sucked, dick.

Speaker 41 That's true.

Speaker 41 That's true.

Speaker 22 Who's the bottom?

Speaker 39 Titans?

Speaker 42 Titans and Giants. Giants, yeah.
20,000. Giants.

Speaker 79 20,000.

Speaker 45 I saw that clip of Saquon just shotgunning a beer so fast.

Speaker 89 And yeah, it's been a bad year for the Giants.

Speaker 42 Not great.

Speaker 57 Not a great year for the Giants.

Speaker 29 So, our good friend Josh Allen won MVP. Congrats to Josh.

Speaker 16 That was awesome. Awesome, Josh.

Speaker 4 That was awesome. Very happy for Josh.

Speaker 40 I was very excited for Josh.

Speaker 39 You were hyped.

Speaker 48 I was so hyped.

Speaker 6 We went and saw him.

Speaker 82 We got to hang out with him for a few minutes after he won

Speaker 47 the MVP.

Speaker 42 You got kind of emotional because right after they gave it to him,

Speaker 42 I heard some sniffles.

Speaker 42 Yeah,

Speaker 36 I sleep.

Speaker 42 Yeah, I couldn't sleep.

Speaker 26 I was up till like three in the morning just thinking about Josh winning the MVP. I was so fucking pumped for him.

Speaker 45 So congrats, Josh.

Speaker 74 I am very, very happy for him.

Speaker 42 Like we all are. Very cool to see.

Speaker 13 It sucks that he hasn't been able to get to a Super Bowl, but, you know, winning MVP, being the best player in the league for a year is pretty awesome.

Speaker 42 So at the after party that we were lucky enough to get into, Josh was there and he had a reception line, like it was his wedding, where you greet everybody that came out there. You

Speaker 42 say hi to them for about five seconds, shake their hand, move on to the next person. Honestly, it must be pretty exhausting to win an MVP.
Yes. That night must be very tiring.
Yes.

Speaker 42 So we get up to him. We hand our phone.
Yeah, me, Hank, and Big Kat go up to Josh, shake his hand. I think he was pumped to see us.

Speaker 42 We hand the phone to Ryan Fitzpatrick, who is standing next to us. Yes.
And we're like, Fitzy, can you take this picture? He's like, yeah, I got you, boys.

Speaker 42 Took like, I don't know, six pictures, probably spent 10 seconds taking the pictures, handed the phone back. We look at it.
My eyes are just closed, and most of them.

Speaker 42 The complete opposite of Big Cats.

Speaker 42 And we're like, hey, Josh, can we take some more pictures real quick? And Josh was like, yeah, absolutely got you.

Speaker 54 Fitzy also took some selfies for my phone.

Speaker 29 He took some selfies.

Speaker 25 I have some selfies in my phone of Fitzy.

Speaker 8 Me and Big Cat are wearing t-shirts. PFT was wearing at least a collared shirt.
I think we were the only people out of like 500 wearing a t-shirt.

Speaker 8 I've walked in and I'm wearing a t-shirt with a Joker on it and a purple hat.

Speaker 42 Hank, that's a $2,000 shirt that I'm wearing.

Speaker 8 And I've never felt more out of place in my entire life.

Speaker 13 It was so hot in New Orleans, and I was so excited that I actually showed up in a sweatshirt and I just threw it out.

Speaker 55 I just

Speaker 75 left it. I just threw it on the ground.

Speaker 6 I was like, I'm just not going to have this anymore.

Speaker 42 He gets so pumped.

Speaker 12 I was so pumped.

Speaker 76 I've been over with Josh Allen fan, clearly.

Speaker 75 So funky.

Speaker 42 He was nervous beforehand, too. He was grinding his teeth and they're about to make the announcement.
I was like, ah, he's so nervous. I just hope he wins.

Speaker 15 I wanted him to win really bad.

Speaker 2 All right.

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Speaker 36 Hey, Hank.

Speaker 42 My who's back of the week is Dickie V.

Speaker 43 Yeah, Dickie V. Yes.

Speaker 8 He announced the Duke Clemson game. Duke jokes, but Dickie V, after a battle with cancer, is back on the mic, and that was beautiful to see.

Speaker 27 It is.

Speaker 42 He's so excited. I love Dickie V.
It was awesome to see him back. Good for the sport.

Speaker 8 I was like, all right, it's college basketball time, and I was lucky enough to be greeted to Dickie V's first game back.

Speaker 42 Dickie V, he was college basketball for a very, very long time. He was the first person you thought of.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Does Cooper Flag have a sweating problem?

Speaker 8 He works hard. That's the second.

Speaker 45 I think Duke's only lost three games, but two of the three losses, he has

Speaker 19 tripped and fallen at the end of the game because he's sweating so much.

Speaker 42 I'd say they got to step up their tail game. They're their mop game.
Yeah. Enrico Bosco is, is Duke one of his guys? Is he like a friend of the program? I don't think so.
They should ask him.

Speaker 42 I don't think so.

Speaker 27 He's just a Nate Oates guy.

Speaker 8 Also, Wu-Tag is back. Oh.

Speaker 9 Oh, how?

Speaker 8 They're coming out with a new album.

Speaker 42 Love that. Hell yes.
37 chambers.

Speaker 25 Don't let Martin Shkrelli buy this one.

Speaker 12 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 41 Like all of Wu-Tang?

Speaker 85 Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 42 Well, not ODB.

Speaker 85 Right. R.I.P.

Speaker 9 R.I.P.

Speaker 67 PFT, your who's back.

Speaker 42 My who's back. I actually had an insult stat, and I was going to do an insult stat, but it doesn't feel right because it's about the Sixers.
Oh.

Speaker 43 And you can't.

Speaker 42 Tonight is not the night to shit on Philadelphia.

Speaker 9 Let's hear it.

Speaker 42 All right, insult stat that I'm not going to say that I was going to say, but I'm not going to out of respect for the city of champions tonight.

Speaker 42 Since joining the Sixers, Paul George has uploaded more podcast clips to YouTube to 228 than field goals made. Oh, no.
191. Oh, no.

Speaker 42 I'll say this. Respect the grind.
His social guy is doing a great job. Yeah.
Like 228 podcast clips, like, you know, you know, you know how to generate revenue.

Speaker 79 That's pretty good.

Speaker 42 You're looking for your future after you're done playing. But then the field goals made, 191, that doesn't sound quite as great.
Yeah.

Speaker 67 I saw an insult tweet tonight that hurt me, but also was very accurate.

Speaker 28 It said, if you ever wondered what it would look like if the Bears had drafted Patrick Mahomes,

Speaker 12 this is what it is.

Speaker 79 Oh, that was an insult tweet.

Speaker 42 Yeah,

Speaker 42 you have to tie everything. If you don't have a dog in the fight, you have to find a way to make the Super Bowl about your team a little bit.
Yeah.

Speaker 37 I mean, that was just some random guy who I think he, I don't even think he was a Bears fan.

Speaker 44 I think he was just stating the fact that this is what it would look like.

Speaker 40 Yeah, yeah, probably.

Speaker 42 So that's not going going to be my who's back of the week, but it was going to be until Philly won.

Speaker 86 Do you want to say what you said in the gambling cave about the commanders, how you were having a game?

Speaker 12 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 Also,

Speaker 42 if you are a fan of a team that's in the same division as a Super Bowl champion, you have to figure out a way to spin zone it a little bit. Yeah.
It's good that the Eagles won.

Speaker 1 This is what PFT said in the middle of the game.

Speaker 42 It's good because number one,

Speaker 42 now people in the offseason aren't going to be sucking the commanders' dicks so much and picking them to win the NFC East. If you have the reigning champion, you have to give them that respect.

Speaker 42 So I'm glad that that's not going to be the case. Also, the commanders' loss doesn't look so bad right now.
True.

Speaker 41 Because the Eagles are a really fucking good team.

Speaker 42 True.

Speaker 94 True.

Speaker 19 All right, My Who's back is

Speaker 60 yet again, another

Speaker 77 ridiculous fallout from the Luca trade.

Speaker 13 Patrick Dumont, who's the owner or governor, sorry,

Speaker 7 of the Dallas Mavericks, had a statement and he said,

Speaker 60 in my mind,

Speaker 21 the way teams win is by focus, by having the right character, by having the right culture and having the right dedication to work as hard as possible to create a championship-winning outcome.

Speaker 81 And if you're not doing that, you're going to lose.

Speaker 6 If you look at the greats in the league, the people you and I grew up with, Michael Jordan, Larry Bird, Kobe Bryant, Shaquille O'Neal, they worked really hard every day with a singular focus to win.

Speaker 89 And if you don't have that, it doesn't work out.

Speaker 78 If you don't have that, you shouldn't be part of the Dallas Mavericks.

Speaker 67 Shaquille O'Neal was one of the names he said there noted

Speaker 42 I will basically not work out all summer and I'll get in shape when the season starts play my way into shape yeah it was I mean it's still crazy that we're they somehow are making it worse

Speaker 65 the worst trade ever they're making it worse also Anthony Davis got hurt yeah

Speaker 42 he's out for several weeks maybe a month I did also Dalton Connect is back yeah Dalton Connect goes back that's got to be awkward so yeah I was thinking about this Dalton Connect the trade got I think there was medical issues so the trade got vetoed.

Speaker 42 Yeah. So he gets traded to the horse.

Speaker 41 Mark Williams.

Speaker 42 Mark Williams has to pass a physical. Allegedly, he did not pass that physical.
Correct. But all they said was like there was some, I don't know, clause in the trade that was not satisfied.

Speaker 42 So now Dawn Connect has to go back to Los Angeles. The trade deadline has passed.

Speaker 42 What's that like going back in the locker room after they traded you?

Speaker 36 A little awkward.

Speaker 42 Like you're a cat that you tried to just drop off on the outskirts of town. And he found his way back.

Speaker 4 Found his way back there.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Wait, where's Ben Simmons going?

Speaker 102 He's on the Clippers. He got put out.

Speaker 12 Oh, perfect.

Speaker 8 He made like $84 million with the Nets.

Speaker 3 Speaking of

Speaker 19 the Luca thing, one last thing.

Speaker 13 Mavs Muse.

Speaker 26 Shout out Mavs Muse on Twitter.

Speaker 55 He said, Boy, Mahomes sure is struggling in the championships.

Speaker 55 Perhaps they should trade him in the dead of night and call him fat on the way out.

Speaker 92 That's pretty much it.

Speaker 65 That would be what happens.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 75 If they traded Mahomes

Speaker 25 in the next week and they're like, yeah, he's fat.

Speaker 5 We had to do it. Or Andy Reid.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Can't do it.

Speaker 56 Okay.

Speaker 1 Good show, boys.

Speaker 68 Football season's over.

Speaker 42 What season is it now?

Speaker 30 Vacation. This is college basketball season.

Speaker 74 But yeah, it is vacation. We are.

Speaker 25 So this week, we will have a show on Wednesday.

Speaker 19 Pretty big guests on Wednesday.

Speaker 26 And then we will have our Dungeons and Dragons episode on Friday with Tim Woods.

Speaker 19 Nick joins us, and that will be, we're going on vacation for a few days.

Speaker 7 We take a vacation after football season.

Speaker 19 And then we'll be back on Monday.

Speaker 25 We're going to do a Zoom episode on Monday, and we have an extended NBA preview with Ryan Rossillo.

Speaker 42 Yeah, it's a really good preview.

Speaker 47 So

Speaker 25 that will be the schedule, but regular show on Wednesday.

Speaker 17 We'll have a show every single day.

Speaker 6 We don't miss shows, but we will be taking a short vacation. Where are you going, Hank?

Speaker 8 Arizona. Nice.

Speaker 6 Golf. Golf? How many rounds?

Speaker 85 Four. Fuck, yes.

Speaker 12 Love that.

Speaker 72 Also, Max is taking a vacation the week after we take the vacation.

Speaker 70 Yep.

Speaker 42 He's going where?

Speaker 79 He's going to Asmen.

Speaker 12 Tahoe. Yeah.

Speaker 42 Tahoe. Yeah.

Speaker 42 So me and Big Cat, this is the second year that we've done this.

Speaker 42 The first time was in Normandy.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 42 We accidentally scheduled our vacations to go to the exact same place without telling each other where we were going. Yeah.

Speaker 7 So if you see us, we're not going to say where we're going, but if you see us and you, because I get it every time I got it in France when people were like,

Speaker 26 they saw me on the streets of France, they're like, where's PFT?

Speaker 37 I was like, dude, I don't know.

Speaker 78 We're on vacation.

Speaker 74 This time it actually will work.

Speaker 29 If you see one of us on vacation and you ask where the other one is, we just be like, yeah,

Speaker 41 right over there.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Look down the hall.

Speaker 42 Completely unintentional. Yeah.

Speaker 36 But we will. We'll have fun.

Speaker 67 We're going to go out to dinner one night. Yep.

Speaker 36 Okay.

Speaker 68 Numbers.

Speaker 50 Also, Wednesday, maybe we pick up 40.

Speaker 53 We pick up some hobbies now the football's over.

Speaker 57 Yeah, so this is

Speaker 42 what we did last year. What are you going to do with no football? Yeah.

Speaker 42 Should I text Pug? Pug should get a say in this, right? Yeah.

Speaker 26 See if he can submit a number.

Speaker 34 Also, I'm getting

Speaker 78 roasted on Twitter for calling it a score bug.

Speaker 47 What do you mean?

Speaker 41 You guys know what it is. It's a scorebug.

Speaker 30 Yeah, some guy said, the fuck is a scorebug.

Speaker 25 It's called a scoreboard.

Speaker 74 That shit is called a scoreboard.

Speaker 41 That's just not true. Yeah, no.

Speaker 42 All right. Pug says 99, Max says 11.

Speaker 34 This guy is so wrong.

Speaker 9 It's not even close.

Speaker 25 The scoreboard is in the stadium.

Speaker 36 Okay.

Speaker 82 Pug 99, max 11.

Speaker 78 Numbers for everyone else?

Speaker 102 33.

Speaker 42 55.

Speaker 41 5.

Speaker 12 3.

Speaker 38 21.

Speaker 37 Jack.

Speaker 42 55. Did you guys?

Speaker 30 did you guys know Jack's last name?

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 39 Wiper?

Speaker 59 Yep. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 9 I like it.

Speaker 66 Jack Wiper. I like it.

Speaker 12 I'm not going to do

Speaker 79 Translate still.

Speaker 10 Roman Swipe.

Speaker 16 I was just going to say, I was just going to say middle school t-shirt.

Speaker 94 Okay.

Speaker 42 40.

Speaker 33 33. 3.

Speaker 85 21.

Speaker 8 sixty-five.

Speaker 36 So close, Jack.

Speaker 42 Love you guys.