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Speaker 15 On today's part of my take, we have two awesome interviews.

Speaker 18 We got Lane Johnson.

Speaker 19 For who?

Speaker 20 For the people.

Speaker 21 Lane Johnson, who's going to be playing in the Super Bowl on Sunday.

Speaker 2 We went and visited with him.

Speaker 16 Friend of the program.

Speaker 21 Friend of the program.

Speaker 25 Future Hall of Famer.

Speaker 26 Also

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Speaker 1 Today is Wednesday, February 5th, and it's Max Week.

Speaker 41 Max Week.

Speaker 1 Max Week episode 2.

Speaker 37 Birth week.

Speaker 43 Max Week episode 2.

Speaker 44 So we're here in NOLA. We had the media night on Monday night.

Speaker 16 And what a night it was.

Speaker 40 Yeah, really.

Speaker 44 The only thing that came of note from it, I think, was there was a couple troll questions.

Speaker 24 Who would do that?

Speaker 7 Who would do a troll question?

Speaker 29 Disgusting to Travis Kelsey and Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 42 The Kelsey one, I think he was actually pissed.

Speaker 47 Did you see it?

Speaker 16 Well, I saw a couple questions. There was one reporter that asked him back-to-back.
Taylor Swift. He was like, back-to-back, that's nuts.

Speaker 16 That's crazy.

Speaker 44 Someone said to him, what do you love more, Taylor Swift Swift or Phantom 15-yard roughing the passer penalties?

Speaker 2 And he just was not happy.

Speaker 41 That's a good funny question. That's a good question.

Speaker 32 That's fair. And then someone asked Patrick Mahomes who his favorite ref was.

Speaker 16 That's also good. Yeah.

Speaker 47 And he said he's going to check and find out what the guys.

Speaker 16 The NFL released, I think at the refs, the NFL Ref Association, I'm pretty sure they have like a union.

Speaker 16 They released a statement saying they take an enormous amount of umbrage at all the accusations that they've been favoring the Chiefs. Yes.

Speaker 41 Enormous amount of people.

Speaker 2 Roger Goodell said it as well.

Speaker 46 He's like, it's crazy.

Speaker 17 These conspiracy theories are nuts.

Speaker 30 Also, we found out from Roger Goodell that we might get a flag football league soon.

Speaker 46 Yeah. So he said they're working on it.

Speaker 22 And then Florio reported that they're not just working on it.

Speaker 16 It's like happening.

Speaker 44 It's already going.

Speaker 50 We're in a league where they hit harder.

Speaker 16 Yeah, it blitzed the league.

Speaker 52 Yeah, what you should have said there, Hank, is flag football league.

Speaker 30 We already have that.

Speaker 54 It's called the NFL. Yeah.

Speaker 55 Yeah.

Speaker 40 But I, listen, I'm not. I've always...

Speaker 56 They're going to big head.

Speaker 9 You don't realize that they're going to eventually, like, this is a long game. Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 30 This is what they're going to do.

Speaker 9 What would it be like flag football? They're going to be like, well, here's all I'll say is that if they do it,

Speaker 59 if they do it correctly, it would be like a perfect, like, I want to say May, like, just do like a three-day tournament with all the players.

Speaker 51 I would watch that. For flag football? Yeah.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I'd watch that too.

Speaker 3 If it was NFL players playing, I would watch that.

Speaker 16 I like where Hank's head's at, though. Maybe instead of a league where they hit harder, a league where everyone has weapons.

Speaker 16 Like you actually have a baseball bat as a linebacker.

Speaker 61 They are.

Speaker 15 Imagine if they do an actual flag football league and they figure out a way to do like a roughing the passer for Mahomes because they took his flag too hard.

Speaker 22 Yeah. It's max week.

Speaker 64 Max week. It's max week.

Speaker 13 Bird week.

Speaker 16 My body is probably two-thirds gumbo.

Speaker 65 Love that.

Speaker 23 Swollen.

Speaker 16 We're feeling good. Yeah.

Speaker 16 We're sitting in New Orleans right now. What could be better than this?

Speaker 45 The air was thick today.

Speaker 67 Just could drink the air.

Speaker 55 Feels good.

Speaker 22 Max and Hank, you guys were out on Bourbon Street last night.

Speaker 68 How was that?

Speaker 69 Fun. It was fun.
Yeah.

Speaker 50 Hang grenade. It's fun.

Speaker 5 Love this place.

Speaker 68 You're just locked in.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I'm trying to win a Super Bowl. That's all I'm thinking of.
So locked in.

Speaker 70 All I'm thinking of.

Speaker 32 He's basically doing the March on for us now.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I'm just

Speaker 37 winning a Super Bowl. No,

Speaker 5 I said I had fun on Bourbon Street, but it's Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 Other big story from Goodell's press conference is

Speaker 22 we have done it, boys.

Speaker 16 We did it. Congratulations.

Speaker 1 We ended racism.

Speaker 1 No more end racism in the end zone.

Speaker 16 It only took four years. Yep.
That's what's crazy.

Speaker 54 It's like it should accomplish.

Speaker 16 How long since the end of the Civil War? What was that? 18 when that 1865 to 65 1865 until 2021 we didn't have end racism painted in end zones

Speaker 16 and then 2021 we decided let's do something yeah, let's fix this and we we fucking painted that shit in end zones and we did we put on the backs of helmets and now racism's dead done see a racism now I think it's gonna say it takes all of us to do what

Speaker 9 anything okay to continue to not be racist.

Speaker 65 To continue to ignore all the freak events that are happening that Hank is not ignoring.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 66 It takes all of us. One of them says like...

Speaker 9 You're the one sending them to me now. That's all you do all day.

Speaker 9 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 74 Choose love.

Speaker 74 Is that another one?

Speaker 61 Choose love is also gone.

Speaker 16 Choose love is gone. We're choosing hate.
Okay. I mean, but what about calling a timeout to hate?

Speaker 43 We're calling timeout to hate now.

Speaker 22 Well, when you call it timeout to hate, you're basically...

Speaker 62 Timing out and then being like, let's hate.

Speaker 16 Yeah, so that you can get better at hating when you get back.

Speaker 77 Yeah, timeout to hate.

Speaker 16 That's what Hank does.

Speaker 63 Yeah, timeout to hate would be great if it was, if they did that actually in the game, where the announcers could just be like, fuck everything.

Speaker 56 This is bullshit.

Speaker 28 All right, time back in.

Speaker 24 All right, and we're back, and it's 14-13. Great game being played.

Speaker 43 My guys are a little bit winded.

Speaker 16 We need to call a timeout. They're going to go out there and they're going to be really fucking nasty.

Speaker 27 The big news, though, the NFL news is Miles Garrett has requested a trade.

Speaker 23 So

Speaker 27 Cleveland Browns fans, sucks for them.

Speaker 46 They tried to do a protest.

Speaker 22 Two people showed up at the stadium, which I actually say kudos to Cleveland Browns fans because

Speaker 52 protesting a guy asking to be traded in the middle of February, like, good job, Cleveland Browns fan.

Speaker 22 You're not going to just be like, oh, because you know what would happen.

Speaker 64 If a thousand people show up, then it becomes like a viral meme of, look how stupid Browns fans are.

Speaker 48 So

Speaker 27 I defend Browns fans in this as like, don't show up to that.

Speaker 29 It sucks.

Speaker 22 I feel bad for Browns fans, but also Miles Garrett.

Speaker 53 He does probably have a few good years left and he wants to win a Super Bowl.

Speaker 16 I would say he's probably in his prime right now.

Speaker 42 He's 29.

Speaker 16 He's still really fucking good.

Speaker 27 I saw someone did a stat of like Aaron Donalds.

Speaker 27 I can't remember who else was on it.

Speaker 65 Khalil Mack.

Speaker 53 And it was like after

Speaker 44 29-30, you might get one or two really good years, but they will tail off.

Speaker 16 But the crazy, he had, what, 14 sacks this year? Yeah. And he had it on a team that stunk offensively.

Speaker 70 No, he's still very, very good.

Speaker 16 It's not like he was on the field in a lot of like, you know, late-game game pass rush situations. Yeah.
He's still got 14 seconds. I think he's like in his prime solidly right now.

Speaker 2 Who is he going to go to?

Speaker 16 I think he might be. That boy might be commie.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 16 I think so. I think so.
You don't want that, Max.

Speaker 7 Oh, we're talking about next year?

Speaker 16 Yeah. Talking about next year.

Speaker 7 What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 I'm still playing this year.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 16 But no, but a couple minutes ago, you were saying that he might be a bird.

Speaker 5 Well, I mean, that's what people are saying, but I'm worried about this year.

Speaker 61 I'll let you worry about next year.

Speaker 16 Where do you think Miles Garrett's going to end up?

Speaker 7 Probably Eagle.

Speaker 37 This sounds way easier than I thought it would be.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think it would make sense for the guy.

Speaker 16 It would make sense for the Commanders. It would make sense for the Bills.

Speaker 23 It's Bills, Commanders,

Speaker 55 Packers, Eagles.

Speaker 22 I've seen the Bears around.

Speaker 62 I don't want the Bears to trade for him.

Speaker 27 Not that he's not good, but the Bears have too many holes.

Speaker 53 But it feels like a team more like Packers, Eagles, Commanders, Bills.

Speaker 2 Patriots.

Speaker 57 You guys have a lot of holes, too.

Speaker 9 Yeah. he can be a big, big fill for those holes.

Speaker 16 That man can fill the hole.

Speaker 16 I've seen him in the sweatpants. He can fill a hole.

Speaker 46 And also, Cooper Cup is getting traded, which that was kind of crazy that he just.

Speaker 42 I feel like they probably weren't happy that he announced that.

Speaker 16 Well, no, it was the team decided to trade him.

Speaker 50 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 16 And he announced it. And so he was like, they've decided to move on from me.
I'm letting you guys know.

Speaker 16 It's not my call. It's your call.
Yeah. So, yeah, I was looking at his numbers, too.

Speaker 16 He obviously had that great 2021 season, one of the best seasons of any wide receiver of all time. Since then, he hasn't really been a top-tier wide receiver.

Speaker 17 And he's, I think, $20 million or something like that.

Speaker 16 Yeah, so I don't know how that's going to work out. I mean, I think he's still pretty good.

Speaker 57 Comie?

Speaker 84 He could be a commie.

Speaker 85 Yeah, fuck it.

Speaker 16 Spread the love around.

Speaker 51 Spread the wealth around.

Speaker 57 Wood Hank.

Speaker 7 Maybe Patriot.

Speaker 87 Maybe Patriot.

Speaker 16 Well, Belichick's not the coach anymore. He would get Cooper Cup in a second.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 63 I do feel bad for Browns fans, though, because Miles Garrett,

Speaker 30 you went to the playoffs a couple times, but you wasted his prime.

Speaker 16 It sucks.

Speaker 16 Just once.

Speaker 2 They go once? Yeah, just once.

Speaker 16 It sucks if you're a Browns fan because it does tie into the Deshaun Watson trade.

Speaker 16 Everything they gave up for that guy, and it was as bad a move as you could ever make.

Speaker 22 And it's also, I don't know, the cap makes no sense to me.

Speaker 88 It never will, but they're way over the cap.

Speaker 63 And if they trade him, I think he still carries like an insane cap hit.

Speaker 13 So I don't know what's happening Rudolph about that.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I don't know how that works out, but I feel like two first-round picks

Speaker 16 seems like a fair deal for me.

Speaker 24 Yeah, that was Khalil Mack with two first-round picks.

Speaker 16 Yeah, two first-round picks seems like a good deal.

Speaker 16 I would love for him to be a commander. I would absolutely love that.
I want Miles Garrett so bad.

Speaker 22 Okay, so sign up to come.

Speaker 16 Come to D.C., Miles. I know you're a listener to the show.

Speaker 2 Come on, Miles. Appreciate you.

Speaker 16 Don't listen to your boy Chris Long. He's going to feed you a bunch of nonsense about the birds.
Don't listen to him. He's high.
He's stone. He's not making any sense.

Speaker 66 Not me.

Speaker 16 I'm clear-minded, of sound body and mind, sober.

Speaker 16 Miles, come to DC. We'll treat you so good, buddy.

Speaker 23 We also had more reports from the Luca trade, and it just gets dumber and dumber.

Speaker 9 This guy should be in the Nico Harrison.

Speaker 52 The big report came out, and they basically did what we predicted, where they were like, Luca is fat, and he's so fat, and we can't have him sign a new.

Speaker 1 Like, the quote that stuck out to me, they were like, Yeah, we didn't know if he was going to sign the Supermax, and we were kind of like half hoping he wouldn't.

Speaker 60 It's like, what the fuck?

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 32 It makes no sense.

Speaker 27 So yeah, Nico Harrison did this all at a coffee shop with Rob Palenka and Rob Palenke essentially just heisted him and pretended like, oh man, I know this is so difficult for you.

Speaker 22 Like we'll keep this under wraps, just the two of us.

Speaker 55 And like, and then he happened and he's like, whoops, we got the best trade ever.

Speaker 16 Do you think that Rob Palinka in those meetings, the thought occurred to him that maybe this is an episode of punked? Like, is this a hidden camera show?

Speaker 16 Like, I'm just going to try to play it cool.

Speaker 75 And Rob Blinka did like, he's like, eh, he's kind of fat.

Speaker 83 You're right. Yeah.

Speaker 53 Nope.

Speaker 22 The whole like, oh, well, the Chris Paul trade got out when David Stern, you know, you know, put a squash to it.

Speaker 42 The Anthony Davis trade got out, the first one from the Pelicans, and like that ruined a lot of vibes.

Speaker 46 Like, we got to keep this tight.

Speaker 2 We can't let anyone know just for the sanctity of this trade.

Speaker 72 And Nico's like, you're right. You're so right.

Speaker 50 We cannot tell anyone.

Speaker 43 And then it hits the airways.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, the Mavs are giving back $2,000 refunds for anyone wants to cancel their season tickets.

Speaker 16 It's credit to them.

Speaker 1 That's how bad this trade is.

Speaker 16 That's a good front office that knows how to take care of their fans. If I was a Mavs fan,

Speaker 9 I would never get over it. I would never get over it.

Speaker 92 No.

Speaker 9 The only way that literally deserves to be in prison.

Speaker 9 It's malpractice.

Speaker 42 Yeah, the only way you can reasonably get over it is if Luca ends up being 320 pounds.

Speaker 16 Yeah, you got to hope he gets real fat.

Speaker 76 You don't want to ruin against Luca. Yeah, you don't want to root against Latvia.

Speaker 9 Nothing against Luca.

Speaker 1 It's also insane that everyone keeps saying the 270. Isn't he like 6'8 ⁇ ? Damn.

Speaker 16 Yeah, 270, not that big. Yeah.
Max.

Speaker 13 Wow.

Speaker 57 Right.

Speaker 93 You're worried about the Super Bowl.

Speaker 56 Say you're worried about the Super Bowl.

Speaker 16 Yeah, no, he's just upset.

Speaker 57 I am. I'm upset.

Speaker 16 I am upset.

Speaker 16 Yeah, the Luca thing, the fact that Dalton Connect was even tossed out there and the Lakers were like, no, you know, including Dalton Connect, I think that kills the deal.

Speaker 16 And the Mavericks were like, oh, fuck, they're going to walk away.

Speaker 13 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 16 I'll say yes.

Speaker 2 Luca is 6'6, by the way, and his listed weight is 230.

Speaker 16 He's not 230.

Speaker 23 That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 40 But yeah,

Speaker 54 he did his press conference.

Speaker 46 He was like, I was just as shocked as everyone else.

Speaker 42 I thought it was April 1st.

Speaker 2 There was that sad story that he just bought a new like $15 million house.

Speaker 23 So

Speaker 6 Luca, that's brutal.

Speaker 16 It's really bad.

Speaker 27 Yeah, he's going to have to sell that house.

Speaker 16 It did seem that the GM Nico was like just trying to avoid doing more work this summer and next year. Yeah.

Speaker 16 You know, it's a hard conversation. Do you want to commit this much money to him? Didn't really feel like going through that discussion.

Speaker 91 So i just got him off my table yeah didn't want just didn't want him to gain a single more pound there was a funny story that uh harold bobb uh went on a podcast he used to work for the mavs he said his first time going to the mavs facility luca was working out in a sauna suit and then after the practice they got catered by tex-max and luca filled up like a huge uh

Speaker 42 like jug with just sweet tea and lemonade.

Speaker 16 It's the Burt Kreischer with Kool-Aid, right?

Speaker 55 Yeah.

Speaker 4 But it's just, you knew this was going to happen.

Speaker 11 They were just like, I'm just going to say queso.

Speaker 96 No, I thought when he was telling the story, I thought the same thing.

Speaker 54 I was like, oh, did Luca just walk away with like a gallon of queso?

Speaker 16 Yeah, that would be awesome.

Speaker 15 But yeah, they then banned sweet tea and lemonade from the practice after that.

Speaker 54 They just don't want to let the guy fucking live.

Speaker 16 You know, it's interesting. The double standard the media has, when LeBron James puts on nine pounds during an NBA game, we all talk about what a freak athlete he is.

Speaker 16 When Luca puts on nine pounds during a practice, it's like, oh, this guy's got a problem. This guy's got a weight problem.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 I don't like the slander on Luca.

Speaker 16 He did wear a fat guy outfit today. He had the button-up shirt and then the sweater over top of that.
So the button-up was holding his physique in, and then the cardigan was covering it all up. Yeah.

Speaker 16 It would be very funny if he just showed up day one for the Lakers. It was in the best shape ever, like chiseled six-pack.

Speaker 30 Apparently, LeBron called him right away and said,

Speaker 22 he said, I understand what you're feeling.

Speaker 67 How does LeBron understand what he's feeling?

Speaker 1 LeBron has literally literally decided every step of his.

Speaker 78 That's the opposite of what you're feeling, like, understanding what he's doing.

Speaker 64 Yeah, how does

Speaker 57 it?

Speaker 4 There was a report the Lakers tried to trade him to the Warriors last year, and Rich Paul was like, no.

Speaker 65 So, I don't know how LeBron understands what Luca's feeling.

Speaker 16 I guess in the grand sense, like, maybe he just has empathy.

Speaker 3 Oh, actually, you know what it was?

Speaker 32 This, because when the story broke, LeBron was at dinner, so he probably was like, I understand what you're feeling.

Speaker 22 I'm full, too.

Speaker 66 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 16 You and I were not so different, Luca.

Speaker 50 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 47 I have to take a shit, Luca.

Speaker 27 I understand what you're feeling.

Speaker 16 Yeah,

Speaker 16 I think if the Mavericks win the NBA title this year, that would be awesome. And then if the Lakers won the NBA championship for the three years after that, that would be very funny.

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 42 So, yeah, shout out Luca for the $15 million house.

Speaker 63 That's brutal.

Speaker 98 You know, he just moved.

Speaker 47 I mean, moving does suck.

Speaker 54 I'll say that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Even as, even as a guy who makes, like, has over 200 million in the bank, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 22 Moving sucks.

Speaker 16 Yeah, so

Speaker 16 $15 million,

Speaker 16 I thought his house would be more expensive than that.

Speaker 33 You think so? It's cheaper in Dallas.

Speaker 50 Also, I don't know.

Speaker 16 Yeah, what are mansions like in Dallas, Hank?

Speaker 9 They're nice. There's a lot of them, yeah.

Speaker 9 Better price for them, yeah.

Speaker 88 Pool hot tubs.

Speaker 16 Yeah, no, the drywall work is shoddy, to say the least. Oil.

Speaker 57 Oil. Oil.
Oil.

Speaker 16 Good point, Max.

Speaker 22 Yeah, great job, Max.

Speaker 16 Was that a fat comment for Luca? No,

Speaker 45 I think he was literally meaning oil, like oil money.

Speaker 100 Okay.

Speaker 13 All right. He didn't complete the sentence.
He just said oil.

Speaker 6 I was thinking about oil.

Speaker 67 Big oil.

Speaker 56 The dumbest trade ever.

Speaker 13 I don't really know how

Speaker 30 it could.

Speaker 2 It's just still, like, I thought that after two days, there would be a little more clarity, and it would be...

Speaker 58 I was expecting there to be like a Luca injury we didn't know about.

Speaker 32 It really just boils down to Nico Harrison's a moron, and they were scared that Luca was going to keep gaining weight.

Speaker 16 It also could be trying to get a favorite.

Speaker 9 And then they'd have to deal with it in the summer. The casino.

Speaker 16 The casino that the Mavericks owner wants to build.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Or the ratings in LA thing makes sense, too.

Speaker 70 Well, there's also a lot of things that are in the middle.

Speaker 59 But that's a conspiracy.

Speaker 9 And I don't want to go down that road, but it's like you trade, you know,

Speaker 9 league ratings are going down, there's issues, you trade the best player to the biggest market, international.

Speaker 98 That helps. What was the Dallas?

Speaker 57 But that's a conspiracy.

Speaker 76 Dallas is

Speaker 75 bad to go down those roads.

Speaker 88 Yeah.

Speaker 9 But it's not L.A.

Speaker 3 It's not LA. What was the casino conspiracy?

Speaker 16 So the casino conspiracy is that the owner of the Mavericks wants very badly to build a casino in Texas. Right.
Like at the site of the Mavericks.

Speaker 52 Oh, because I heard there's two casino conspiracies.

Speaker 3 Okay, so I want to hear yours.

Speaker 16 I'll tell you.

Speaker 16 So he wants, he's on the record. He's lobbying in the Texas state legislature, which it meets for six months once every two years.

Speaker 16 They do all their work in those six months, and then they just go away, and they don't do anything for a while. So if you want to get anything done in Texas.

Speaker 48 Hank wants to be a legislator so much.

Speaker 16 You should work in the Texas state legislature, Hank.

Speaker 57 I'm down there. Work on that.

Speaker 83 Are they on indeed?

Speaker 16 Step number one, get established residency in Texas.

Speaker 16 He's no housing that you could live in.

Speaker 50 He's already got his mansions.

Speaker 16 All right. So, yeah, big footprint for Hank in Texas already.
They do all their work in six months, then they go away and they fuck off for a while.

Speaker 16 The owner of the Mavericks has been lobbying to get this casino built and to lobby for legalized sports gaming and for gambling in Texas.

Speaker 16 The legislature is like, yeah, fuck it. We don't really feel like doing that because we might lose some votes, so we're not going to do the whole gambling thing.

Speaker 16 That pissed off the owner of the Mavericks. Now the conspiracy is the Mavericks owner wants to send a good player to L.A.

Speaker 16 to get on the good side of the Lakers because they're like the most powerful voice in the NBA. So in a couple years,

Speaker 16 he could threaten to move the Mavericks. to Las Vegas where they have legalized gambling.

Speaker 22 So the conspiracy theory that I read kind of blends into that one where it's the Mavs are the owners of the Mavs are basically trying to alienate the fan base so much that the NBA will eventually add two more teams

Speaker 44 and the Adelsons, I think their name is, will move the Mavs to Las Vegas and then there will be a expansion franchise called the Dallas Mavericks.

Speaker 16 Yeah, no, that's pretty much the same thing.

Speaker 16 But it's like the NFL used to do this until there was a team in Vegas.

Speaker 16 It was always great having Las Vegas without a team because any owner, anytime they wanted money from, you know, when the billionaires, they don't want to pay for their own fucking stadiums, you can bleep that out,

Speaker 16 they would say, yeah, well, we could maybe move to Las Vegas. Right.
And then the local community would be like, yeah, I guess we have to give you all the money for our schools.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Kind of the same thing. Yeah, which, yeah, the LA, yeah.

Speaker 57 Like you said, the LA thing.

Speaker 16 Which, in fairness, would you rather have a good school system or a winning football team?

Speaker 6 Hmm.

Speaker 41 Winning football team. Winning football team.
Yeah. Winning football.

Speaker 88 I don't know why I paused for so long.

Speaker 66 I'm not.

Speaker 32 thinking about my kids for a second.

Speaker 16 Then I was like, man, it's better if your kids are dumb.

Speaker 70 You can trick them.

Speaker 6 Your kids can root for football.

Speaker 103 Just get them YouTube.

Speaker 26 They learn football math. Yeah.

Speaker 16 Just log them into X.com.

Speaker 1 The better your football team is, the more numbers.

Speaker 32 They're fucking packets.

Speaker 66 They are the media.

Speaker 32 All right, should we do Hot Seat Cool Trone and get to our interviews?

Speaker 2 Two awesome interviews: Lane Johnson and Jameis Winston.

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Speaker 28 All right, hot seat cool torn Hank.

Speaker 9 My hot seat is the MLB. Oh, okay.

Speaker 13 And

Speaker 9 I'm not a conspiracy guy. No, I'm just chill and just, you know, vibe out.

Speaker 9 Let life happen. Whatever happens, happens.
Seste La Vie. Dolphins.

Speaker 9 But if you were a conspiracy guy, you might be like, this is fucking insane.

Speaker 9 The MLB had to fire a ref because he was

Speaker 9 sharing a ref, sorry, umpire. He was sharing a gambling account with another gambler who was gambling on baseball, including the games that he was umpiring.

Speaker 16 Was it his brother, or was it just a friend? I'll say it.

Speaker 9 Professional poker player, friend.

Speaker 57 I'll say it. Oh, wow.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 56 They should fire him.

Speaker 67 You think sharing a gambling account is a felony?

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 84 Like, not even just legally.

Speaker 1 I'm just saying that's the most psycho thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 45 You're having to track everything you bet and then everything your friend bets.

Speaker 16 That's crazy. And then if you hit a couple bets, then your friend tells people, like, hey, look at all these bets I hit.
That takes credit for your wins.

Speaker 33 Insane move.

Speaker 66 Pre-crime.

Speaker 9 But he said he never bet on baseball directly or indirectly.

Speaker 56 Don't care. You shared a gambling account.

Speaker 2 That's weirdo behavior.

Speaker 16 But that account did bet on baseball games that he was refing.

Speaker 88 right uh-huh but also just like you don't even if the mlb was like we don't even care about the whole betting part or the baseball thing we can't have people employed by us who think it's okay to share a gambling account yeah it makes no sense makes no sense i think no sense it's like old school when like i like way back in the day when my friends would text me being like can you put this in for me i'm like no because then when you win i'm just gonna have to pay you because i lose all the time Yeah, I mean, shout out to

Speaker 9 Light Switch Lou because I used to not gamble as much money, so he would just let me bet on his account, but then I never really had to pay. He'd be like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 57 Unless you're free-rolling.

Speaker 16 Baseball umpires are frauds anyways. I used to think they were all fat because they wore the chest protectors.
Yeah. I think they used to be fatter back in the day.
They did.

Speaker 48 They've gotten a little bit in shape.

Speaker 28 Probably nothing.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 53 Probably nothing.

Speaker 106 Yeah.

Speaker 106 Wait, did he.

Speaker 54 Well, no,

Speaker 54 there's something there.

Speaker 54 I don't want weirdos umpiring baseball games.

Speaker 16 Was he the umpire for any like significant games?

Speaker 9 I did not say in the article that I read.

Speaker 92 We got to go back and check that out.

Speaker 2 It'd be funny if he shared the gambling account with Shohei.

Speaker 9 Or Ipe. Yeah.

Speaker 74 No, no, no.

Speaker 9 You're sharing the gambling account when you're like, hey,

Speaker 9 I'm going to go umpire tonight. And I was like,

Speaker 87 yeah.

Speaker 9 Hey, by the way, I'm betting the Orioles. Yeah.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 16 We did all kind of stop talking about the Ipe Shohei thing. Yeah.

Speaker 16 With that one bailout. Yeah, Ipe, he begged for leniency.

Speaker 16 I don't know. Justice for Ipe, maybe.

Speaker 68 Possibly. Store more to come.

Speaker 9 And then my cool throne is Kendrick Lamar. Yeah.
Okay. It was after we taped on Sunday, but he won five Grammys, 5-0.
Not like us. Every Grammy that I was nominated for, he won

Speaker 30 Super Bowl halftime.

Speaker 76 Super Bowl halftime.

Speaker 69 He's having a hell of a week.

Speaker 80 The whole crowd sang A minor

Speaker 76 when they played this on the bottom.

Speaker 2 And Drake's, what was it from a Drake song where he said, Kendrick opened his mouth, give him a Grammy?

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 9 That's tough. Someone give him a Grammy right now.
That's tough. Yeah, he's wearing a Canadian tuxedo.
It's really, it really is.

Speaker 9 And yeah, it was like, oh, he won five Grammy's always doing the Super Bowl in a week.

Speaker 16 Has there ever been more of a blowout subjective loss? That's insane. No.
That the Kendrick Drake thing turned into?

Speaker 16 Like, obviously, art is entirely in the eye of the beholder, and different people can have differing opinions.

Speaker 16 But in this one thing, where people can interpret it any way they see fit, like, this is as big of a blowout as you'll ever see.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you have a diss track, the record of the year, like this is the best song of the year. Yeah.

Speaker 9 In the entire world.

Speaker 76 And he made the song in like two minutes.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 16 And here's the Super Bowl, too.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 89 Where you're going to have everyone say,

Speaker 54 probably you're going to have people sing the pedophile line.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 16 It was like a 9-0 soccer victory, and three of them were own goals.

Speaker 1 Drake. Drake's probably.

Speaker 2 He has to basically release the best song of all time.

Speaker 9 I don't think it matters at this point.

Speaker 41 He's just cooked. Disappear.

Speaker 16 I think Drake needs to sue everyone that's listened to the song.

Speaker 1 He needs to disappear and make the

Speaker 22 best album ever that's like 10 of the best songs ever, and then maybe he has a chance.

Speaker 57 yeah

Speaker 9 okay pft good job hank are we gonna talk or we're gonna mention the the the max story before the lane interview because he's on my cool throne too oh no well we can jalen hurts whoa

Speaker 9 yeah we went to the eagles hotel today what happened with jalen hurts uh we were we were going to do lane johnson in the yeah we were going to go do him going to interview lane johnson sorry

Speaker 96 uh

Speaker 9 and jalen hurts was walk just happened to be walking by us in the hallway and max like like hid behind a column. Like, he was not supposed to be.

Speaker 87 Like, he's like, oh, Jalen Hurts, wholly.

Speaker 9 And, like, hid behind a column, and then kind of peeked his head out to look at him, walk by.

Speaker 16 You were, like, in the bushes. It was so funny.

Speaker 57 That was so funny.

Speaker 42 I was scared.

Speaker 67 He's done merch collabs with us.

Speaker 74 But it's.

Speaker 74 It was like he saw him and he was like, oh.

Speaker 5 I was nervous. I was expecting to see him.

Speaker 5 We were standing right up. It started off.

Speaker 16 I just stared at him.

Speaker 5 And then I think he saw me staring at him. And I was like, this is awkward.

Speaker 7 And you got the original red eyes.

Speaker 5 I just got scared scared and went behind this little pillar.

Speaker 48 Match with his red eyes.

Speaker 92 Where's your eye going to stop being red?

Speaker 100 I don't know.

Speaker 56 So what did you think when you saw him?

Speaker 5 He looked strong.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 50 Real strong?

Speaker 76 Yeah, and he was walking well.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I analyzed the game. He was walking strong.

Speaker 9 He had walking confident.

Speaker 16 No sight of a limp.

Speaker 5 He's going to fuck shit up on Sunday. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Wait. In a good way.

Speaker 7 That's not really.

Speaker 5 No, like, I came here to fuck shit up.

Speaker 32 Yeah, but fuck shit up could go.

Speaker 92 No.

Speaker 92 I came here to fuck shit up.

Speaker 6 That's like a saying.

Speaker 16 He's going to hand the fuck out of the ball on Sunday.

Speaker 109 And throw the football. He can do both.

Speaker 26 And run the football.

Speaker 6 And run the football. He can do everything.

Speaker 5 And score the football.

Speaker 2 He said it's not the Tush push.

Speaker 17 It's just a QB sneak.

Speaker 15 So that media night.

Speaker 7 Beast.

Speaker 87 Beast.

Speaker 16 The Packers president said he hopes that it gets banned.

Speaker 69 I think I was having this conversation with Jerry.

Speaker 5 Does he have the best goatee in sports right now?

Speaker 16 Oh, yeah. Interesting.
Embrace debate. Who?

Speaker 61 Jalen Hurts. Easily.
Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 16 We don't have a lot of relief pitcher goatees like we used to. No.
That was like, it was part of the uniform code, which is hard to pull off.

Speaker 70 Yeah,

Speaker 57 he really pulls it off.

Speaker 23 He does pull it off.

Speaker 29 You just passed over what PFT said.

Speaker 76 I don't remember what he said. The Packers

Speaker 29 president is trying to get the tush-push banned.

Speaker 5 Yeah, they're pussies. Yeah.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 5 Be better.

Speaker 110 Be better.

Speaker 77 That's all I have to say.

Speaker 16 If you don't like the tush-push, don't let him get in tush-push situations Or

Speaker 16 keep breaking the rules until the referees threaten you with a touchdown. Yeah, Lane.
That's what winners do.

Speaker 2 I didn't like that. No, he didn't.

Speaker 111 No.

Speaker 73 Okay, your hot seat cool throng?

Speaker 16 My hot seat is the birds.

Speaker 16 Birds are on the hot seat.

Speaker 57 Ducks?

Speaker 16 Yeah, because like 300 dead birds washed up ashore

Speaker 70 of Lake Michigan

Speaker 97 in Chicago.

Speaker 16 They said it's bird flu, maybe.

Speaker 67 Oh, no.

Speaker 9 Bro, that's the circle of life, man. Yeah, it is.
It comes for all of us.

Speaker 16 Carson Wentz just hanging out. You think he just shot all of them? I don't know.
That seems like a lot of dead ducks.

Speaker 5 What if Carson Wentz has to play in this game this weekend?

Speaker 16 You're insane. Max has gone crazy right now.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 9 That would actually be. Carson Wentz beats.

Speaker 70 Unbelievable.

Speaker 96 Oh, my God.

Speaker 96 If Carson Wentz beats you.

Speaker 9 Despite the fact that, like, I'd need the Ego.

Speaker 96 New favorite storyline just dropped.

Speaker 88 Yeah, I would root

Speaker 9 so hard.

Speaker 9 And that's fucked up to even say, but it would be so funny.

Speaker 5 $3,000.

Speaker 70 But you said it to

Speaker 70 me.

Speaker 9 The Super Bowl would be... And it would also be like, because then I could be like, well, it's not even Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 9 He's a system quarterback.

Speaker 1 We already taped FAQs earlier today, and you were like, it can't get worse.

Speaker 57 Oh, that would be.

Speaker 57 That would get worse.

Speaker 34 I would tell him, that would be worse.

Speaker 83 You said that in a good way.

Speaker 9 Yeah, man.

Speaker 5 No, I was just thinking about it. You said Carson Wentz, and I was like, oh, yeah, Carson Wentz plays for the Chiefs.

Speaker 83 Yeah.

Speaker 16 What if they roll that little freak out there and he just drops 300 yards on you?

Speaker 64 What if Patrick Mahomes Mahomes goes out in the first quarter and then Carson Wentz comes in and sprains both his ankles again and then still wins?

Speaker 16 Tough guy.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that would stink.

Speaker 16 Would that be the biggest sports story ever?

Speaker 26 Ever.

Speaker 9 Ever.

Speaker 92 Ever? Ever. Ever.

Speaker 9 Bigger than Luca. Ever.

Speaker 61 O.J.

Speaker 16 No. That's not a sports story.
That's crime.

Speaker 5 It's kind of a sports story.

Speaker 16 He was athletic and fast?

Speaker 92 He's a football player.

Speaker 16 NASCAR, maybe.

Speaker 87 NASCAR.

Speaker 16 Yeah, Max, that would be awesome.

Speaker 16 Now that's what I hope happens.

Speaker 5 Yeah, no, I don't. I hope that that doesn't happen.

Speaker 5 Sorry for interrupting you there.

Speaker 16 Carson Wentz, Super Bowl MVP.

Speaker 24 All right, what's your cool throne?

Speaker 16 My cool throne is litigation

Speaker 16 because Pat Riley has struck a deal with the NFL. So the term three-peat is trademarked by Pat Riley from back when the Lakers did it.

Speaker 16 And anytime a team wants to use the term three-peat, they got to pay Pat royalties. And the Chiefs, as we know, they didn't get a three-peat, by the way.

Speaker 15 He got it when they had two and they were going for their third and lost to the Pistons.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 16 So, but he did trademark it. So, yeah, Hank, it is sick that anytime somebody uses that officially,

Speaker 16 you got to kick up to the big man, Pat Riley.

Speaker 16 So, the Chiefs obviously on the precipice of an unprecedented three-peat. in the NFL, and they struck a deal with the NFL that they can put it on merchandise, the term three-peat, if the Chiefs win.

Speaker 16 Does that make you do, hmm, the fingers, Max? The NFL

Speaker 16 seems like they wouldn't do this if they didn't already know that the Chiefs were going to win.

Speaker 16 What do you think about that, Max?

Speaker 6 I don't know. I'm worried about winning.

Speaker 13 And also,

Speaker 13 yeah.

Speaker 5 I shouldn't have said that.

Speaker 16 My other cool throne is style because I just downloaded the Timu app, and you can just buy anything on there. It all costs like $12

Speaker 16 And so I'm just gonna I'm just gonna load up on the highest fashion sense ever and I'm like you're doing new stuff.

Speaker 9 I thought you're doing new fashion.

Speaker 16 Yeah, but they got sounds like you that sounds like the PFT of old They got they got high fashion oat couture on Timu designer brands. I'm just gonna order

Speaker 9 what designers I don't know the gap no they're not dude.

Speaker 16 You don't know about Timu. I'm gonna get I'm gonna be so swaggy when I get back from vacation.
I'm gonna look like a new man, new clothes.

Speaker 9 Sean John.

Speaker 113 Yeah, whatever echo unlimited

Speaker 16 echo unlimited get some uh yeah some like

Speaker 19 what was diddy's i don't know foo boo what was sean john sean john

Speaker 16 yeah oh yeah i'm not probably not gonna wear that yeah i did get oiled up the other day though you did i'm a smoother smoothest man in the podcast biz um all right pm tv my hot seat pm tv watch it my hot seat is college football because we have this from uh

Speaker 46 uh there's a twitter Twitter account called Board Geniuses, which is a great follow because they basically just get all the crazy conspiracy theories and everything from all the message boards.

Speaker 67 Well,

Speaker 49 hot seat college football because I think

Speaker 23 this is from Pitt Panther, so it's from the Panther Lair message board.

Speaker 67 It's called the Underground Talent Railroad.

Speaker 30 Step one, self-awareness.

Speaker 41 Pitt, Maryland, Syracuse, BC, and Rutgers all take an honest look at themselves and think, wow, as college football programs go, we are freaking depressing.

Speaker 54 Step two, collusion.

Speaker 32 Well, individually, we make our fans want to bathe with electronic appliances.

Speaker 79 Maybe we can be something collectively.

Speaker 47 Step three, teamwork.

Speaker 43 Let's create a network where we're all transparent with each other.

Speaker 2 Every fifth year, each one of us can take its turn having the A team. In the first season, Pitt gets to have the 22 best players between the five programs.

Speaker 27 In the second season, Syracuse gets the best 22, and so on and so forth.

Speaker 2 We will use unlimited transfers to our benefit, and all players who commit to these five schools will be well aware of the deal in place.

Speaker 72 Playing on the A-team in a given season will be a great privilege.

Speaker 48 Step four, natty.

Speaker 13 I don't hate it.

Speaker 73 I love it.

Speaker 43 I actually don't hate it at all.

Speaker 26 I love it.

Speaker 115 I love it.

Speaker 16 Yeah, so is collusion even illegal?

Speaker 28 I don't know.

Speaker 16 Is it? Who's going to enforce it?

Speaker 7 I think you can collude. You can do whatever you want.

Speaker 57 Collusion and collabing.

Speaker 13 Good point.

Speaker 26 They're just collabing.

Speaker 92 Yeah. It's just a hardcore collab.

Speaker 16 Most ambitious crossover event of all time. Syracuse, Pitt, who else?

Speaker 16 Syracuse.

Speaker 2 I minimized it. I think it was Syracuse, Pitt.

Speaker 16 Rutgers.

Speaker 64 Rutgers

Speaker 29 and Boston College.

Speaker 3 I don't know who the fifth team was.

Speaker 16 But in reality, if you were to take the all-star teams from those schools and put them together on one team, I still don't think that they're going to be able to.

Speaker 46 Yeah, it would still probably, you probably would just get like a better bowl game.

Speaker 16 maybe get into the playoffs maryland was the other team okay the underground talent railroad yeah i don't know why they had to go there yeah just stick with like serious collusion yeah well here's another one uh for my cool throne um this just happened uh dennis schroeder uh from the warriors said

Speaker 58 the trade deadline is like modern slavery Luka Doncic deal shouldn't be allowed.

Speaker 28 I don't know what how.

Speaker 9 Well, because he's had to play. He's had to play with like six teams in seven years or five five years.
That was part of it.

Speaker 9 I've had to play for five teams in six years.

Speaker 16 I'm not a history buff.

Speaker 16 So maybe you guys can help me. Did slaves get paid?

Speaker 67 No.

Speaker 67 Okay.

Speaker 16 Do NBA players get paid? They do. Probably not that much.

Speaker 26 I do. Yeah.

Speaker 92 I don't know. How is this quote?

Speaker 26 I'm trying to find out.

Speaker 16 Did you get dunk-sintled?

Speaker 24 No, no. It's on CBS Sports.

Speaker 64 It's quite a quote.

Speaker 16 I think what he was trying to say is that it sucks to get traded.

Speaker 32 It's like modern slavery. It's modern slavery at the end of the day.

Speaker 29 Everybody can decide where you're going.

Speaker 32 Even if you have a contract, yeah, of course you make a lot of money.

Speaker 44 We can feed our families.

Speaker 30 But at the end of the day, if they say you're not coming to work tomorrow, you're going over there, they can decide that.

Speaker 48 They got to change that a little bit.

Speaker 100 Isn't that part of the contract?

Speaker 2 Yeah, and that's also how trades work.

Speaker 16 And there's also a thing, if you're good enough, you can get a no-trade clause where you can control where you're going.

Speaker 18 It's kind of crazy that the organization can tell you, we want you to be team first, but you're going over there.

Speaker 27 It's a lot.

Speaker 51 I feel like Dennis Schroeder just figured out how sports work.

Speaker 75 Yeah.

Speaker 16 I mean, it's a fair point to be like, yeah, it personally kind of sucks when you get traded.

Speaker 46 Here's another thing.

Speaker 48 If you, I mean, in the NBA, you have guaranteed contracts, so unlike a regular job where you can be fired and just not paid, the NBA, even if you get traded, you still get paid.

Speaker 16 Yeah, it's true. So it's not a bad gig.
What are you saying?

Speaker 26 Dennis Schroeder, all-time bag fumbler.

Speaker 26 All-time what? Bag fumbler. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 He had the $12.4 million deal with the Lakers and opted out and bet on himself and got like a $1.

Speaker 116 something million dollar deal.

Speaker 16 That's got to be a real kick in the dick when you're like, I'd like to bet on myself. And then the casino tells you, yeah, it turns out you suck.

Speaker 41 Oh, shit.

Speaker 56 Bet on yourself?

Speaker 66 Oh, you're a loser. Yeah.

Speaker 80 Crash.

Speaker 92 Damn.

Speaker 24 Max, you have a hot sequel to run?

Speaker 28 Yeah, mine are bad.

Speaker 67 Oh, no.

Speaker 106 Should I say it?

Speaker 82 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 55 We're doing a podcast.

Speaker 117 I actually will, I'm going to say this in defense of Max.

Speaker 45 For the first time all week, I think he's actually locked in.

Speaker 16 I'm a little bit concerned about him. You didn't let me finish.

Speaker 32 Locked in on trying to fight off his hangover.

Speaker 7 That's not true.

Speaker 95 Not true.

Speaker 48 I asked him this morning if he went out last night.

Speaker 50 He goes, oh, yeah.

Speaker 5 End of the show, I was pretty.

Speaker 5 We did the end of the show this morning. Yeah.

Speaker 57 I was pretty hungover. You look great now.

Speaker 5 Right now. Right now I feel like.

Speaker 15 Yeah, the red eye is really healing.

Speaker 88 Well, I have a red eye.

Speaker 16 Hank has done thousands of podcasts with deep red eyes.

Speaker 106 Yeah. Yep.

Speaker 57 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 92 All right. So hot seat.

Speaker 5 Kevin Durant might get traded.

Speaker 118 Oh.

Speaker 92 That was my hot seat.

Speaker 13 Okay.

Speaker 57 Per Wow Max.

Speaker 72 That's never happened.

Speaker 5 No, they said that they're listening to the phone calls on Kevin Durant. Got it.
And there's a bunch of guys that are doing that now.

Speaker 50 If it's not phone calls for the Warriors.

Speaker 9 It's a week of trade deadline week.

Speaker 85 Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 Trade deadline weeks.

Speaker 74 I'll say this.

Speaker 9 I got a text from a random number that Jimmy Butler and Jay Rich are going through the heat confirmed. It said this is a random source.

Speaker 9 He's on the heat. I mean, the Suns.
Oh. Apologies.

Speaker 5 But Bradley Beal has to waive his no trade.

Speaker 9 Listen, this is what a random ass text sent me.

Speaker 75 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 7 I trust that guy.

Speaker 7 So Kevin Durant,

Speaker 42 there's...

Speaker 16 Who's listening?

Speaker 1 So Kevin, it's the trade deadline, and Kevin Durant might be traded.

Speaker 5 So that's what they're talking about.

Speaker 95 This is a novel concept.

Speaker 16 concept.

Speaker 59 So Paul George, also, the Warriors are trying to trade for Paul George.

Speaker 61 Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 If Nico calls and Caleb Martin also got traded.

Speaker 50 Didn't Paul George just signed up?

Speaker 9 Get Caleb Martin out of the East. Fuck him.

Speaker 69 Yeah, what? He just signed with the Sixers.

Speaker 87 Yeah, we traded him. Oh, okay.

Speaker 5 Quentin Grimes.

Speaker 16 All right. But you're just saying names now.

Speaker 5 Quentin Grimes with the Sixers.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 57 Caleb Martin and the Mavs.

Speaker 9 He's actually making me feel better. Why?

Speaker 13 He is.

Speaker 4 Are you cool, Drone?

Speaker 16 If you get a call from Nico right now, though,

Speaker 16 you're so excited to pick up that call.

Speaker 16 Yeah, that's true. Like, now would be the best time for Nico to get a great trade-off.
Yeah. Because everyone thinks he's a fucking moron.

Speaker 5 Everyone said he got fleeced. Quentin Grimes is like younger and better than Caleb Martin.

Speaker 16 That's the big fleecing that took away. Celtic Killer, though.

Speaker 5 Celtic Killer, true.

Speaker 73 Yeah, cool thrown us.

Speaker 21 Hank is right because we're not what you are right now.

Speaker 13 Wrong.

Speaker 5 Cool thrown, Giants.

Speaker 5 Jameis to the Giants, according to Saquon.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 That's it.

Speaker 76 Done.

Speaker 13 Finico.

Speaker 94 Play the ass.

Speaker 74 Let's get to our interviews.

Speaker 1 Wayne Johnson and then Jameis Winston.

Speaker 16 One very funny thing on the set, I don't know if you guys noticed this, but they made a license plate for part of my take in Louisiana. And it just says PMT Licks

Speaker 16 back there because it's the Roman numeral.

Speaker 75 Give it up for Chicago.

Speaker 119 Sebastian Meniscalco's new stand-up special, It Ain't Right, is coming to Hulu on November 21st.

Speaker 73 30 years ago, Jeff Bezos, complete nerd.

Speaker 35 Bezos now ripped to shreds on his super yacht and the boxes keep

Speaker 103 coming.

Speaker 119 Sebastian Maniscalco, It Ain't Right, premieres November 21st, streaming on Hulu and Hulu on Disney Plus for bundle subscribers. Terms apply.

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Speaker 2 Okay, here he is, Elaine Johnson.

Speaker 46 Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very, very special guest.

Speaker 30 It is future Hall of Famer Lane Johnson.

Speaker 106 How's that sound?

Speaker 26 How's that sound?

Speaker 117 That sounds pretty good.

Speaker 1 Future Hall of Famer Lane Johnson ahead of his third Super Bowl appearance here in New Orleans.

Speaker 121 Let's start with that.

Speaker 30 Three Super Bowls, pretty crazy to go to.

Speaker 65 You have one, you're one and one. This is the tiebreaker.

Speaker 108 Yeah.

Speaker 48 I mean, it's got to feel pretty crazy, especially the fact that you've done done it with like, I think I was reading, it's like you and Jake Elliott and maybe one other person.

Speaker 28 B.G. and Rick.
Yeah.

Speaker 25 And so it's just like you guys are the holdovers from the Super Bowl win, and then you've been to another one, and now you're here at the third.

Speaker 26 That's pretty cool. Yeah.

Speaker 28 I mean, the season takes so long to develop and play out, but, you know, by December, you kind of know that your team's in a good positive state.

Speaker 28 So, man, we struggled a little bit early, but after that, man, we were off and rolling. And, yeah, man, third, it's crazy.

Speaker 28 I mean, you don't plan on it, but hey, while we're here, let's have a good time to win this thing.

Speaker 2 You mentioned the struggle because there was that story that during the bye week, you guys, who was it?

Speaker 32 It was you

Speaker 30 and a couple other guys went to Nick and were just basically like, hey, like, let's run the fucking ball.

Speaker 23 We can pound this.

Speaker 48 And we're like, let's get, let's get this out of the mud, right?

Speaker 28 Yeah, I mean, I think it was like similar to what we did in 21 when we played Detroit and went from like really throwing the ball heavy to like a lot of run play action.

Speaker 28 And then Saquon will bust for like 70. It's like, just tossing the damn ball.

Speaker 16 That's got to feel pretty good.

Speaker 16 First play from scrimmage in the NFC championship game. It's like, okay, yeah, we're going to do this.
We're going to roll up.

Speaker 28 Yeah. No, yeah.
I mean, it's,

Speaker 28 you never planned on it, but his ability to just, you know, and my ability to just head straight to the bench when it's not even done

Speaker 28 as an older guy now, so I get kind of criticized for laziness.

Speaker 16 No, your offensive line in that game, it was, it was impressive to watch. Like you guys are some tough motherfuckers.

Speaker 28 Well some big. Like I'm like the second smallest.

Speaker 28 Jergens and myself. So we got some monsters.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 I mean the way that that Cam was playing, the way that Landon Dickerson was playing, especially after getting injured in that first half, like that was, you guys left it all on the field.

Speaker 16 It was it was impressive.

Speaker 28 Yeah, Landon, man, he might be the toughest guy I know. He's had, I don't know how many surgeries, but in college, and then he could do the splits and all sorts.
I got a video.

Speaker 28 Y'all got to see if I can have time to find it. Him at Jack Driscoll's wedding, him doing the fucking splits and the worm.
Yeah. So

Speaker 28 if we have time,

Speaker 28 it's kind of not safe for work.

Speaker 2 Wait, so when you see that, when like Landon Dickerson and then Cam Juergens, who, you know, he, he's got the back injury, Landon goes out, does it make you all, as like a unit, be like, we just got to be tougher than everyone?

Speaker 49 Because you know guys are playing.

Speaker 42 Like Cam Juergens was, he, his back is like broken and he's like, all right, I guess I'm in.

Speaker 28 I've only seen him on a Bosu ball for like the past two weeks like sitting on the motherfucker like

Speaker 28 sprawled out at practice what's the play

Speaker 28 but it's got to make everyone feel like you got to just get even tougher yeah man those guys uh yeah they are but i think just how with stout coaches and just guys in the past like kelse never missed a game played lots of games and he always had something that was going on but i don't know it's part it's part of the It's part of the position, I guess.

Speaker 68 Are you feeling healthy?

Speaker 29 Because I remember last time in 2022, when we came to visit you Super Bowl Week, you had like six different injuries that should have sidelined anyone else.

Speaker 28 Yeah, I pretty much had a C-section.

Speaker 94 You definitely downplayed it too.

Speaker 13 Yours like, no, I'm not sure.

Speaker 28 Well, no, it wasn't like it hurt initially and then after a few weeks of, you know, kind of died down. But after I had the surgery, the groin surgery was not good.
Yeah.

Speaker 51 And you had your foot too. It was the

Speaker 51 foot injury as well, I think, going to that surgery.

Speaker 28 Yeah, but yeah, but it was... It was major up there.

Speaker 7 A little bit north.

Speaker 13 So are we good now, though?

Speaker 28 We're feeling good. Yeah, we're good, man.
I feel, yeah, no,

Speaker 28 bruises, dinks, dents.

Speaker 98 That's good. So you had a hernia?

Speaker 28 Is that what it was? Groin. I tore both groins.
So my left one.

Speaker 26 Both groins?

Speaker 28 I tore my left one in Dallas, and they did the other side, and they said it was already, so it must have been torn. I didn't know.
Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 28 but my right side didn't hurt. It was on my left.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I feel like if you have two injuries, your body only really focuses on one at a time.

Speaker 16 Right? Like, it's hard to feel pain in two places.

Speaker 28 I took it one day at a time, I promise.

Speaker 44 So, wait, so you wouldn't have known that you already had torn your groin if you didn't tear the other part of your groin?

Speaker 28 I think because I didn't, like, I wasn't in any pain. But

Speaker 28 when I felt the left one, it popped and I felt it roll up. It felt like a cramp.
And then after the adrenaline wore up, it wore off. Hey, it's wasn't a cramp.

Speaker 55 That's crazy.

Speaker 16 But you're feeling good now.

Speaker 68 Feeling good now, yeah.

Speaker 28 I still got scars, but hey.

Speaker 16 Would you lie to us if you weren't feeling good now?

Speaker 28 No, I mean, other than this damn pinky I've had for three weeks, I don't, you know, I didn't get it x-rayed, but hey.

Speaker 56 Yeah, you can't do anything for a pinky.

Speaker 7 No, just give it what it is.

Speaker 86 Tape it up. Give it a buddy finger.

Speaker 28 Buddy tape it.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 42 And are you, how many more years you got left?

Speaker 88 Because people keep saying that.

Speaker 70 I don't know why that's a story.

Speaker 28 How much money they got left.

Speaker 13 Okay. All right.

Speaker 74 I like that.

Speaker 41 I like that.

Speaker 65 But you're not.

Speaker 28 I'm not retiring after this game. I said, okay.

Speaker 16 What if you

Speaker 16 get Super Bowl MVP?

Speaker 28 That'd be pretty sick. We'll give those guys a drug test and see.

Speaker 117 That would rock, though. Saquon.

Speaker 41 Yeah, Saquon.

Speaker 75 I got three touchdowns.

Speaker 16 Saquon gets 250 yards, but you have like seven pancakes on all those runs. You just dominate people.
Offensive lineman, MVP. That'd be fun to see.

Speaker 28 Yeah, I might just take it from him eventually, from his house. He wouldn't even know.
You know what I'm saying? He's got so many.

Speaker 44 Was there a part of you that wanted Saquon to play week 18?

Speaker 64 Because, I mean, it's pretty damn cool.

Speaker 28 Yeah, no, we talked about it.

Speaker 28 But then, like, we had the year before AJ got hurt in that game when we had to go play Tampa and couldn't play.

Speaker 28 So it's like, we wanted the record, but hey, if you go out there and get something happens to Saquon, they're going to be off with your head around here.

Speaker 66 Your decision. Yeah.

Speaker 57 I mean, it's yours.

Speaker 28 The way I see it, you look at, I feel like carries matter. So he would have had, needed 30 something more carries to do what Dickerson did

Speaker 28 for yards. But either way, it's like we're at a point in the season.
It's like, okay, now 2,000s in front of us. It's close.
It's attainable.

Speaker 28 But it's like nothing that you plan on at the beginning of the season. Yeah.
Yeah. Until he runs for like 250 again.
You're like, hey, fuck, he could really do this.

Speaker 44 And it's crazy because your rookie year, LaShawn McCoy.

Speaker 30 Yeah,

Speaker 28 and it felt similar like that. But I didn't even know they had a Russian record title.
That was a big deal

Speaker 28 until he bought us some watches.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I was like, hey, it's a pretty big deal.

Speaker 16 Yeah, and to get he, how many yards did he finish up with?

Speaker 28 I think he was 16-something, I believe, for that year.

Speaker 29 Yeah, it was like a little over 1,600.

Speaker 16 What about for this year? For LaShawn.

Speaker 122 For this year?

Speaker 28 Shady.

Speaker 57 2013.

Speaker 28 Yeah, 2013.

Speaker 28 Saquon's would be 2,003 yards or whatever.

Speaker 29 It was 2005.

Speaker 41 It was exactly a few more Steven Chase.

Speaker 82 1607 for Shady.

Speaker 28 16. 2005.

Speaker 88 2005.

Speaker 16 Okay, it is cool that he got in 16 games, too. So you can say, like, hey, you can stack this up.
This is an incredible season.

Speaker 28 Didn't they really just mess with the record book holders adding this extra game? I know. I mean, damn it.
Everything. It's about to be moved 18.

Speaker 41 Yeah. Yeah.
So they

Speaker 54 got to get out.

Speaker 16 They announced the Super Bowl dates today, and in 2027, I think, it's going to be in L.A. And it's going to be on President's Day weekend.
Oh. Which means probably 18 games at that point.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 67 They were scheming.

Speaker 16 They care about player safety, though. Player safety, first and foremost.

Speaker 28 Number one, hey, I do have to wear the mushroom.

Speaker 28 Yeah, the guardian cap over whenever I'm in practice, but in games, I'm good. Does that help?

Speaker 28 Scientifically, probably.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 28 But I don't know.

Speaker 16 Maybe in practice, it reduces some of the small hits that add up.

Speaker 28 Yeah, but in practice, I mean, we all,

Speaker 28 I mean, run days, like Wednesdays, when we pad up, we'll hit. And other than that, it's mostly using hands.
Yeah.

Speaker 16 So, if you were to compare this Eagles team to the other two Eagles Super Bowl teams, who wins?

Speaker 16 Like, this team against the Nick Foles team? Good question.

Speaker 123 Thank you.

Speaker 28 I don't know. It's hard to.
That's not really a good question. It's hard to compete with a man who speaks soft and carries a big stick.

Speaker 103 Well said.

Speaker 79 Do you want some crazy Lane Johnson stats?

Speaker 28 Sure.

Speaker 28 Hold on. I got to finish

Speaker 28 how they stack up well I feel like we had like a blend to be great for all three teams I feel like we may be more talented than last year's Super Bowl I don't know if it's as talented as 17 that's still the best team until you know if we win this one prove otherwise so that's how I see it but both you had like older vets a bunch of young like

Speaker 44 you know like Qs like just super freak rookies and Cooper so and and this is also I mean it's kind of similar I know that it was a little different that the Patriots won a Super Bowl then lost to you guys and won a Super Bowl, but that would have been a three-peat, and now you're trying to stop another three-peat.

Speaker 28 Yeah, but either way,

Speaker 28 they're in the Super Bowl every year, it seems like. But you can survive over the last six years.
So, yeah, man, with all those teams,

Speaker 28 they don't make very many mistakes. Yeah.

Speaker 9 I mean,

Speaker 50 you guys are.

Speaker 28 What are you going to do?

Speaker 16 I remember, was it week one against the Ravens, the Chiefs?

Speaker 16 They were calling a lot of those false starts on the Ravens, on the tackles.

Speaker 13 And it was crazy.

Speaker 28 It was mine and Juan Taylor's fault for all that.

Speaker 57 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 41 That's true.

Speaker 16 Do you think that the reps are going to be out to get you?

Speaker 28 Well, hell, I told him to go talk to my pro officer, Jason Peters. He's the one that told me how to fucking

Speaker 16 Big Dom on the sideline, just looking at the reps. I don't take care of a lot of that stuff.

Speaker 28 Yeah, just go talk to Dom.

Speaker 24 All right, you ready for the Lane Johnson sets?

Speaker 76 Let's go.

Speaker 22 On Sunday, Lane Johnson will become only the third offensive tackle in NFL history to make six Pro Bowls, two first-team all-pros, and start in three Super Bowls.

Speaker 46 And And the other two guys did it like 40 years ago.

Speaker 14 So you're the first guy to do it in 40 years.

Speaker 48 And then the crazy one, I'm sure you've seen it, and I know it's a team game, but

Speaker 58 since you got to the Eagles, when you're not on the field, the Eagles are 15 and 23.

Speaker 22 When you're on the field, they're 102 and 55.

Speaker 54 That's insane.

Speaker 32 You've been pretty good. That's fucking insane.

Speaker 1 It's like, dude, so there's 650 win percentage with you playing, 395 without you playing.

Speaker 22 That's pretty damn good.

Speaker 32 Do you see those stats and you're like, oh, okay.

Speaker 28 The stats I care about is the hurries, the pressures, which you don't give up any. Yeah, but whatever you do, they're tallied.

Speaker 13 Oh, look at that.

Speaker 94 So PFF grades?

Speaker 74 Yeah, so it's like, it's like, I'm not even trying to impress stout no more.

Speaker 28 I'm trying to fucking get my PFF grade

Speaker 37 so I can fucking party.

Speaker 13 You know, like party like I want to.

Speaker 28 But no, man, I feel like I just, especially over these last few years, like I felt like when I had the injury, like when I was 29, 30, I feel like I had some really good years taken away from me.

Speaker 28 So my sense of urgency the past few is like, well, I'm in my 30s now. Let's fucking,

Speaker 28 it's now and ever. So yeah, man, that's really what it is.
And

Speaker 28 we have a lot of fun, but we have a lot of talented guys in the room. Like Mackay being that big inside makes passing off stunts so much easier, landing Jordan.

Speaker 28 And our style of offense this year, like so much run play action versus just, you know, straight shotgun, rushing the snapper it it changes things for us yeah do you do you enjoy pass blocking

Speaker 28 uh yeah when they call it quick protection yeah some boots no i i don't mind it um but i do it's like going into a boxing match a pass block is you dodging punches and making sure nothing happens and then run blocking is hey i'm throwing a haymaker back let's go yeah when you get in space like a big angry dog and you just start running downhill at somebody that looks like that's fun yeah it is and especially when we're organized and everybody's on the same page and it just looks like a wave on film and then saquon just you know he does his own creates his own waves and lanes uh but yeah it's fun man we have a lot of fun with stout uh and i was telling y'all about him earlier but he he's the catalyst to to everything i feel like yeah were you guys mad at saquon when he jumped when he hurled someone backwards

Speaker 28 i mean that was it was the coolest play ever but it also was like don't do that that's a bad idea i've never seen that i mean i've watched all the barry sanders highlights, but that's about the only thing I think I haven't seen Barry Sanders do was do that.

Speaker 28 So

Speaker 28 I wasn't mad at it. I was on the other side of the field, and I saw it like, obviously, after the game, but I was looking at the scoreboard, and I was like, holy fuck.

Speaker 22 Yeah, did you guys happen?

Speaker 29 How many times did you guys watch it and film?

Speaker 28 Oh, so many times.

Speaker 28 It's like, how'd you see this?

Speaker 28 But no, it's crazy, man. And he's a lot of fun.
He's a great locker room guy. He loves golf.
I don't know if you know, he loves golf, and that's all he wants to do.

Speaker 28 So really, the first day he came in, we all went, a bunch of guys on the team, and went golfing and

Speaker 28 went from there. What's his game like?

Speaker 28 That day he played pretty well. There's times where he struggles.
He gets super critical of himself.

Speaker 28 And he comes back the next day like nothing happened.

Speaker 29 What did he get you guys this year?

Speaker 42 What did Jalen get you guys?

Speaker 28 They got us

Speaker 28 a nice watch. Okay.
They got us the golf carts.

Speaker 69 Oh.

Speaker 65 The golf talks are sick.

Speaker 76 That's sick. That's sick.

Speaker 54 You got it at the Bro Barn.

Speaker 73 How's the Bro Barn doing?

Speaker 28 It's doing good.

Speaker 28 Baldy's in there deadlifting about every Wednesday, Thursdays, Tuesdays, and Wednesdays.

Speaker 57 Awesome.

Speaker 28 So

Speaker 28 Sean comes over there a lot, Sean Brady. He trains a lot.
So during the season, I'm in there sometimes,

Speaker 28 but mostly I'm at the, you know, working out. But my trainer, Gabe, I don't know if you, Gabe Wrangel, but anyways, he trains a bunch of guys in there.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I feel like Baldy watches more film than most coaches.

Speaker 28 He loves it. He's like Gruden.
He's like one of those guys that he's not going to watch the weather. He's not going to watch Netflix.
He's watching fucking Outside Zone. Yeah.

Speaker 96 You know, perfectly sad.

Speaker 16 Coming up with nicknames for guys.

Speaker 16 With the Saquon hurdle, did you go up to him the first time you saw it on the video board? We were like, dude, you just fucking jumped over that guy backwards. Did you like that?

Speaker 66 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 28 Like, I know in the past, I would have definitely, I think I dapped him up, but I probably just went to the bench and just

Speaker 16 sat down. Like, I'm glad he's on our team.

Speaker 76 Yes.

Speaker 28 Because I was on the other sideline a lot when he did that. I remember his first time we played him, the first time we played him in New York, and he had a hurdle over one of our guys.

Speaker 28 And I was going,

Speaker 57 he could be pretty good.

Speaker 66 Yeah, good call.

Speaker 16 Good scouting. We have.

Speaker 28 That was a good, yes, good scouting moment by me.

Speaker 16 There are some NFL analysts out there that said that Saquon was not a top-tier running back going into the season. What would you say to those people?

Speaker 28 Put your name to where your quote is, buddy. I hate the anonymous.
Just say it.

Speaker 98 Hey, who you work for.

Speaker 16 His name is Stephen Che. He works at Parsville Sports.

Speaker 89 He said, don't draft him because he's only had one season in his career that he's gone over 1,005 yards.

Speaker 115 and uh i don't know why he picked a thousand and five makes me think maybe he had a couple seasons where he had a thousand and three uh but then he had a thousand yards more than that so now he's got two or three thousand yards yeah yeah so this is also the same analyst that said that uh the tush push should be banned yeah and that he hopes that jalen hurts gets injured doing the tush push well same analyst when i can't find my car keys uh you know after 20 minutes of searching for them i i kind of agree with him

Speaker 43 yeah do you when they call it are you just like oh here we go again but you know it's gonna work No, not when they call it.

Speaker 28 It's like when you have a Washington goal line situation.

Speaker 16 That rocked. Yeah.

Speaker 46 And they're just jumping over.

Speaker 4 I mean, jumping through. Yeah.

Speaker 16 We saw a loophole.

Speaker 28 No, it is fun, but if you do get rocked, there's some times where you just.

Speaker 44 Do you like, though, watching other teams try it and fail?

Speaker 1 Because you're like, this is, that's, I think,

Speaker 2 the part that people miss is like, people say, oh, we want the tush-push band.

Speaker 43 No one does it like the Eagles.

Speaker 53 Yeah, well, like, Malada's really good.

Speaker 28 I'm okay at it, but, like, it really starts the center, the wedge, and having guard. Like, Landon's, you've seen Landon, Landon's a monster.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 28 Makai is a monster. And, but I feel like Brady was really good with it with the Patriots.

Speaker 41 Yeah. It was really good.

Speaker 22 Like Josh Allen, they were doing the Bills were doing it.

Speaker 43 They were really stuffed. Yeah.

Speaker 67 You got to watch out for Chris Jones. Yeah.

Speaker 74 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 41 Big stick. Yeah.

Speaker 115 Speaks soft. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 28 I don't speak much.

Speaker 105 No, no, the, yeah, Landon just gets lower than everybody.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 28 And like I said, after I show you this video, I'll show you him getting about as low low as you can get.

Speaker 57 So

Speaker 16 when Frankie Luvu was jumping over and he was doing it a couple of times, what was he saying after he would line up?

Speaker 28 I'll tell you what, like, they'll talk some to the linemen, but it's mostly like everybody has their views going on. Like the DBs and receivers, they got their own fights out there.

Speaker 28 And I don't get to hear any of the conversations. And then like the running backs, Saquon,

Speaker 28 Frankie, him, Bobby, like they have their own dialogue going in the game.

Speaker 28 That's a good question.

Speaker 16 Yeah, if the refs had said, we want to award you guys a touchdown, would you have done the honorable thing and say we decline? We'd like to settle this on the field like men.

Speaker 28 I decline that. I like to settle it with a new, freshest,

Speaker 28 fresh new set of downs.

Speaker 16 Okay, yeah, maybe if you do the same penalty like four times in a row, we'll give you the first down.

Speaker 28 Go change that in the rule book in the new CBA.

Speaker 61 Yeah.

Speaker 16 I think we asked you this last time before the Super Bowl. What color Gatorade do you guys like to drink? Just curious.

Speaker 28 I like the one with all the red threes in it. Okay.

Speaker 13 I'm trying to get them all in me before RFK gets it about here.

Speaker 13 It It goes for the reds.

Speaker 28 It goes for, I guess, for the purples.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 77 Okay.

Speaker 16 But typically on the sideline, what's in that cooler? Yeah, what it is.

Speaker 76 It's usually like,

Speaker 28 I think, lemon lime. Okay, all right.

Speaker 83 Yellow.

Speaker 13 Usually?

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 51 Very clear, though, as well.

Speaker 6 So there's just water.

Speaker 28 Yeah, no, there's definitely water. Then you have Gatorade, and then you have

Speaker 28 it called Leveling.

Speaker 28 It's a hydration, especially put, I guess, more salt in it.

Speaker 62 But if you were to grab one of the game and dump it on someone, would you do like the lemon line?

Speaker 28 Yeah, I mean, that's what's going to be in the cups. I'm not sure what's going to be in this game.

Speaker 16 But I'm just saying, like, BitCat brought up all those great stats about you and your illustrious career.

Speaker 56 You give me some blue Kool-Aid mix or whatever, I can make it blue for you.

Speaker 13 I'll go do that.

Speaker 43 We'll make it a color no one's ever seen.

Speaker 13 We're kidding him, identify this. All bets are off.

Speaker 21 All right, so I told you this when we were texting, but I have a, I was texting a wrong Lane Johnson number.

Speaker 49 How past.

Speaker 87 How long?

Speaker 55 I think it was, it was a year.

Speaker 1 It was January 9th, 2024. So, but the reason why I thought I was still texting you is it started with in January 9th, 2024, I released, well, my computer released the power rankings.

Speaker 13 Okay.

Speaker 55 So there's computer power rankings.

Speaker 72 The Eagles were in the super ass category.

Speaker 68 Okay.

Speaker 22 And you replied on Twitter, dang, bro.

Speaker 48 And I was like, shit, he's pissed at me.

Speaker 29 I don't want Lane Johnson pissed at me. So I texted you and I said, Thanks, Brian.

Speaker 2 I was like, fuck, I didn't think you'd see the power rankings, maybe the start of the championship DVD.

Speaker 22 And the person replied, this is no longer Lane's number.

Speaker 105 And I was like, oh, he's just fucking with me.

Speaker 98 He's an asshole. Yeah, he just doesn't want to reply.

Speaker 75 He's salty.

Speaker 89 And then, and then it went on where I was just like, texted you some more.

Speaker 13 And then on

Speaker 79 NFC Championship game, I said, congrats, Cian Nola.

Speaker 30 And I sent you a video of Max spitting on the camera. And

Speaker 4 the guy just replied, This is not Lane.

Speaker 13 And I was like, Wait a second.

Speaker 1 I've just been texting the wrong Lane Johnson.

Speaker 47 And then I texted Chris and he was like, Yeah, he had a new number a year ago.

Speaker 50 So did the guy identify himself?

Speaker 13 No, he's just not Lane.

Speaker 16 Does the guy, he must get a lot of text for Lane?

Speaker 65 He must.

Speaker 41 If he's ready to go, I'm just for a son of a bitch.

Speaker 28 This is the last time

Speaker 13 you're going to ask me.

Speaker 16 Send him a picture of Lane. Yeah, I will.

Speaker 50 I'll send him a picture.

Speaker 16 Hey, having a lot of fun talking to you right now, Lane.

Speaker 96 Where's my Lane tag?

Speaker 13 I'll show him. Show him my name tag.

Speaker 79 Yeah, I'm going to send him a text right now and be like, great time hanging with you.

Speaker 28 They didn't put Lane only, put fucking David Johnson, my first name. So you might think I'm a fake.

Speaker 46 All right, here, just, yeah.

Speaker 44 All right, I'm going to text them right now. I'm going to say, great time hanging out today.

Speaker 28 Well,

Speaker 57 your first name's David?

Speaker 37 Great time hanging out today.

Speaker 13 Your first name's David?

Speaker 28 Yeah, they probably spent about two minutes thinking of that one.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 28 No, my dad's David. His middle name is Earl.

Speaker 13 And so

Speaker 28 they built mine up a little bit with Lane.

Speaker 16 Lane Johnson is a much better name for an offensive lineman.

Speaker 41 Yeah.

Speaker 28 David Johnson would have been 1970s.

Speaker 16 Yeah, it would be basketball.

Speaker 41 1980s.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 28 That's an old-field name. So

Speaker 1 have other people said they've been texting the wrong lane?

Speaker 28 I got about 500 messages. I don't.

Speaker 28 It is the biggest stress.

Speaker 1 But it's so funny because it's like, normally that happens where people have to change numbers.

Speaker 32 But the fact that it happened right after the power rankings and I was like, oh, he's fucking with me.

Speaker 54 No, it's just pretending to not know who I am.

Speaker 28 It's happened with some friends, and they're like, You fucking asshole. I've been trying to get a hold of you for two or three years, and you don't ever reply.

Speaker 28 They see me, and they're fucking super pissed.

Speaker 75 I love it.

Speaker 41 I love it.

Speaker 60 I just was like, damn, I really fucked up.

Speaker 22 Lane Johnson's mad at me.

Speaker 60 Turns out it was just some random dude who I've been bothering.

Speaker 65 And he's still mad.

Speaker 16 So, when the big ass computer released those power rankings, you were actually mad, though. Like, super ass is not good.
Super ass is not good.

Speaker 28 I don't know if you're going to air this, but uh, i don't run my twitter i don't have the password to

Speaker 65 or so all that stuff is uh beat brian uh bracky my uh my marketing guy so he runs he actually runs that as me okay so brian was pissed at me huh brian was pissed at me with the dang uh also he he understands traction yeah but

Speaker 4 he's trying to get it be a part of the algorithm in defense of my in defense of my computer rankings he's in the matrix in defense of my computer rankings you were you guys were the computer said super ass and then you lost to the bucks in the first round like the computer was right it was right

Speaker 51 last year dead ass

Speaker 28 you guys were super goal contenders all year this year last year the computer was right yeah no the only time i like gotten mad with art was a couple years ago like espn was like he gets credit for being a noisy player so for the whole next year i didn't talk to the media once i luckily it didn't find me but i didn't say i didn't wow what does that mean noisy player yeah he gets credit for talking a lot that's crazy well if you're in the media you should want guys like that yeah yeah like espn should want guys.

Speaker 13 Well, fuck, I didn't think I was.

Speaker 28 I mean, yeah, I talked a lot of shit way back in 17 when I made some stupid comments.

Speaker 50 Well, no, by the way, y'all have your...

Speaker 22 We made those comments.

Speaker 101 You got screwed by us,

Speaker 1 which is a testament that you still come on with us because we played that back.

Speaker 42 We basically said, like, isn't it more fun to play for the Eagles?

Speaker 32 And then everyone just took it and we're like, Lane Johnson would rather win one Super Bowl with the Eagles.

Speaker 28 Six years later, whatever it is.

Speaker 34 So that was our fault.

Speaker 26 I'm sorry about all the nasty things I said, Patriots Nation.

Speaker 28 I was an undisciplined child whose tongue got the best of me.

Speaker 16 Even if you had said that, what's the big deal with saying that? Like, we had fun.

Speaker 28 Yeah.

Speaker 28 They probably had fun, too, putting the rings on, but I don't know.

Speaker 28 It was probably because the first time we've done it, and who's this guy to say anything about having a championship mentality when all he has is one?

Speaker 28 Hey, we still only have one. Listen.

Speaker 28 I had to eat some crow, but hey,

Speaker 28 it didn't taste too bad.

Speaker 29 It was our fault, though.

Speaker 51 If I won a Super Bowl, I'd just talk shit for an entire year.

Speaker 16 I'd probably retire. If I was a rookie and won a Super Bowl, see you.

Speaker 28 Yes. Yeah, until you get home and your fucking meme all's there.
Damn, those bucks beat the shit out of you.

Speaker 54 Big cat's computer was right.

Speaker 108 You're super ass.

Speaker 28 This fucking woman, I'm going back. I'm playing next year.

Speaker 47 You're not retiring after this game. That would be fun.

Speaker 17 Well, not funny, but if you just waited till like preseason game one and then retired.

Speaker 103 Yeah, this shit was good.

Speaker 73 That would be funny.

Speaker 28 It's just, yeah, you got to let the guys upstairs know.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 117 Yeah.

Speaker 16 So, so coming in this year, after being super ass last year, when did you realize that you were no longer super ass?

Speaker 28 Probably after about four wins after we started 2-2. But those games, like,

Speaker 28 you know, the Falcons game was very close.

Speaker 28 One against Washington was really close there. So, I mean, everything is really competitive for the most part.

Speaker 28 But we found a way to get out of our own way and fucking hand the ball to Saquon and score some touchdowns. Yeah.

Speaker 29 And that Bucs game at the end of September, you guys, I think that was the last time you guys lost a game that Jalen played the full game.

Speaker 42 So you guys ripped off a ton of wins whereas, yeah, now they're healthy.

Speaker 58 They're ready to go.

Speaker 83 Yeah.

Speaker 28 I mean, that's part of it. And, you know,

Speaker 28 earlier parts of the season, I mean, you don't know what you don't know as far as running play-wise. So you got to see what the team's most comfortable running.

Speaker 28 And after a few weeks, you kind of find out what you're doing. Yeah.

Speaker 91 Is there a moment in a game where you just know that the defensive line is so gassed and you're like, this fucking rocks.

Speaker 98 Like,

Speaker 98 they're done. They're cooked.

Speaker 28 Yeah, when we're running it, like, especially like four-minute, we're trying to run the clock out.

Speaker 28 We, they know we're running it, and we had to get a new fresh down so we can, you know, nil it or take it down. So, yeah, what was that?

Speaker 70 Was it the racing Steelers game where you guys had the ball for like

Speaker 28 might have been the Steelers?

Speaker 30 Yeah, 14 minutes.

Speaker 28 But it was a battle. I mean, TJ's out there just fucking

Speaker 28 bringing hell on earth. But their whole, I feel like that game physically was probably the most tired I was all season.

Speaker 127 You guys ran a drive that I think was like 15 plays to 11.

Speaker 28 Yeah, and just we actually threw the ball a lot that game, too. Yeah.
So we were, yeah. You got

Speaker 28 Cam Hayward and Herbig and High Smith. So pretty good.
Yeah. Really good.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 16 I went back and looked at some of the stats because we always talk about Dan Campbell as being like the fourth down guy or Dan Quinn too sometimes.

Speaker 16 It's like the Dans are known for being super aggressive on fourth down. Yeah.
Your coach, Nick Siriani, is right up there with anybody.

Speaker 16 And he actually, if you look at when he goes for it, I think he's secretly a nerd. I think he knows, like, he's got the analytics.
He knows the numbers and percentages.

Speaker 16 So, like, does he communicate that to you? Like, here are the exact scenarios where we're going to end up going for it.

Speaker 28 Yeah, well, I think this analytics, their purpose is to be there for those, when those calls come up. So, I feel like they do a good job communicating,

Speaker 28 especially when the call's up, headset, hey, let's go. Let's make that decision.
Sometimes it's risky, but hey, that's what makes it fun. Yeah.

Speaker 28 And it's got to be until you lose.

Speaker 16 Yeah, and you can also do the tush twice in a row if it's like third and five, yeah, just do it twice and get it first down.

Speaker 28 We should do it first down, yeah.

Speaker 16 Do you think you think you could go up and down the entire field just tush-pushing?

Speaker 70 Like, if you had to, if you had to, right?

Speaker 16 Let's say AJ, uh, he like he dropped the ball.

Speaker 28 We could go and rotate the guys in just threw in a line, just a rotation, but yeah, yeah, I feel, I feel like you could if you had to ball. Let's watch us start a tush-push bowl, yeah,

Speaker 70 start nothing but tush-push, that's all you can do, uh-huh.

Speaker 13 That's all you can do.

Speaker 32 All right, so I told you before the backstory of this video I'm going to play you.

Speaker 21 We went out to dinner on Monday night.

Speaker 21 A bunch of people, I took a bunch of people out, 25 of us in a room.

Speaker 28 25 barstool people.

Speaker 41 Yep.

Speaker 92 Yep.

Speaker 89 Two women.

Speaker 28 It was a big moment.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it was a big moment. Two women.

Speaker 43 Yeah, two women.

Speaker 42 It was a great ratio.

Speaker 44 So we had, we played a game where we put everyone's name in a hat and we pulled the names out.

Speaker 22 And if your name got pulled, you had to give a speech.

Speaker 47 And we did this for, I don't know, probably like nine or ten people.

Speaker 61 First nine people, like all their speeches were really heartfelt, like love barstool, love like this is a dream job, love everyone in this room.

Speaker 1 Yeah, just real nice stuff.

Speaker 28 Just pouring their hearts out. Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 We're all little drunk, sappy stuff.

Speaker 27 Then Max is the 10th person.

Speaker 72 And he decided to just give a pump-up speech for the Eagles.

Speaker 50 So

Speaker 32 I want you to, I'm going to play it, and then you tell me how you feel about Max's pump-up speech.

Speaker 13 However,

Speaker 13 every single person could say that they were vested by Patrick Mahomes. Yes, yes.
Every team in the AFL could say that. However,

Speaker 13 it only takes one night to beat Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 36 Why not this Sunday night?

Speaker 36 We have the better defense.

Speaker 36 End of the day,

Speaker 37 defense wins champion.

Speaker 94 Alright?

Speaker 94 So, Sunday night,

Speaker 94 we will fight.

Speaker 94 And the Philadelphia Eagles will return as Super Bowl champion. Let me get out of the over.

Speaker 103 This is a room full of people that don't care about the Eagles.

Speaker 28 To the room that fucking hates the Eagles, but

Speaker 28 I thought it was crisp. There was no stutters.

Speaker 50 It was right to the point.

Speaker 96 A little bit of a little user.

Speaker 13 I was rambling.

Speaker 100 I was rambling. That's fine.

Speaker 26 I thought the pauses were good.

Speaker 16 He's like, we got the better trenches.

Speaker 34 Trenching.

Speaker 66 Amen.

Speaker 28 He was educating them. Yeah.

Speaker 37 On Sunday night.

Speaker 16 And he didn't know cameras were rolling or anything. He was just.

Speaker 65 I don't know where you got the hand gesture from.

Speaker 100 I'm an Italian guy.

Speaker 95 I'm an Italian guy.

Speaker 13 I'll send you the the video so if you want to play

Speaker 65 it for the boys on Sunday before the game,

Speaker 13 I had Brian retweeted from my account.

Speaker 1 Max felt like he was playing in the game.

Speaker 100 Yeah, no, no.

Speaker 102 This week is a work week.

Speaker 5 This week is a week to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 50 Business trip.

Speaker 59 It's a business trip.

Speaker 5 But like Sunday is the business trip.

Speaker 28 I feel like they should do, like, for each team, if there's like a two-point conversion, they should have some random fan called out of a section.

Speaker 28 You have to be the tailback, and you're getting the ball. No, I like that.

Speaker 16 I mean, I'm training.

Speaker 13 So

Speaker 28 everybody can kind of be on watch.

Speaker 96 Yeah, you know?

Speaker 47 All right, so Max, you got a question?

Speaker 83 Yes,

Speaker 5 I have two questions, actually. First question, you've been mentioning him a little bit today.

Speaker 57 I've been wondering this.

Speaker 5 What makes Coach Stoutland the best coach, best offensive line coach in the NFL?

Speaker 5 Because I feel like he's getting these guys and he's like resurrecting careers here in Philly that other teams just aren't doing.

Speaker 28 Yeah, he knows, I mean, obviously he knows football in and out but I felt like he's interested in like how people learn so he knows that like we learn visually so uh we can accomplish like a lot more doing like walkthrough stuff versus like a 30-minute walkthrough will beat a two-hour you know classroom section you know covering fucking Charles Dickens teleto cities type shit so that's how it seems to me and he makes and so he understands that but he's just Really when we go in there, it's like pop quiz time every time he asks guys what three plays do we have out of this formation of Fred Johnson?

Speaker 28 And

Speaker 28 he asks the question, and then he points out who he's going to ask it to after. But that's like every day, and he's like, Yeah, we're going to find out who knows this shit in here.

Speaker 57 And I was like, Well, hey, I guess we are.

Speaker 68 Yeah.

Speaker 16 Seems like the best. Good question.

Speaker 5 All right, second question.

Speaker 5 How does Brandon Graham look in practice? Is he going to be full go on Sunday?

Speaker 6 He looks good.

Speaker 28 He looks like, what's the guy in Scary Movie 3 that passed the mashed potatoes with that fucking arm?

Speaker 28 Hey, he'll be jamming. He'll be club ripping with that fucking thing.
He's ready to go.

Speaker 13 I love that. I know.

Speaker 57 He used it on me. Let's go.

Speaker 13 Let's go. I love that.
I love that.

Speaker 13 All right, that's all I got. All right, good job, man.

Speaker 89 And then, wait, hold on.

Speaker 62 You know what? I'm going to try to call the fake Lane Johnson real quick.

Speaker 82 Let's just see.

Speaker 17 It'd be so funny if he picked up.

Speaker 28 We'll cover you. God damn it, I told you, son.

Speaker 57 This ain't him.

Speaker 43 You want to leave a message?

Speaker 47 No, he's definitely.

Speaker 62 I feel like he hung up on me there.

Speaker 16 Or send him a voice memo.

Speaker 82 Yeah, this is

Speaker 16 I used to have that number. I'm come back for it one day.

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Speaker 3 We got our guy Roan here. Roan, get up here.

Speaker 68 Get up here, Roan. Let's go.

Speaker 22 Get up here, Roan. So Roan and Max are going.

Speaker 1 They went together to the Super Bowl in 2022.

Speaker 32 They're going again on Sunday.

Speaker 89 Hopefully, you'll see them later that night.

Speaker 62 We already told Big Dom, hey, look out for them.

Speaker 129 So I overextended myself in a similar way that Max did, and I sent you a DM

Speaker 129 on Sunday. I'm going to read it out loud.

Speaker 57 Brother.

Speaker 13 You don't have my number either?

Speaker 16 You are a beast.

Speaker 129 What you're able to do day in and day out is legendary. Others rise and fall.
You are the mountain year after year. You are that motherfucker.
No one wants to see you. Impose your will.

Speaker 7 Be great.

Speaker 13 Sponsor will not fall.

Speaker 13 I like that, man.

Speaker 13 That was awesome.

Speaker 2 When we're doing this interview, you just realized that you just sent that to Brian.

Speaker 87 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Hey, so funny story.

Speaker 28 I guess Grant,

Speaker 28 we both went to OU for a little bit before we went to SMU, but he was, I guess, hitting me up that summer about, you know, can't wait to see you in Philly, be teammates, or whatever.

Speaker 28 So I guess Brian, like texting him a few times back and forth. First day he'd come in the locker room.
I just fucking breezed past him, like, who the fuck are you?

Speaker 13 He's like, bro, you're a fucking dick. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?

Speaker 28 Same situation. Hey, it haunts me.
Here it comes again.

Speaker 129 Well, the only question is, like, how did that land? Do you know what I mean? Did you get fired up from that? What kind of stuff do you like to hear from fans that fires you up?

Speaker 69 You know what I mean?

Speaker 111 How can we serve you?

Speaker 85 Yeah, we do whatever you want, bro.

Speaker 50 Why do you like to hear it?

Speaker 28 Man, I see everything you said as passion and all that energy. And hopefully,

Speaker 28 in some way, it can radiate to me, and I can use it for the benefit of this Eagles team.

Speaker 129 Yeah, I'm just trying to put some battery in the back. I'm just trying to put some gas in the tank.

Speaker 129 But my X's and O's question is, so you look at the Lions this year and you see the crazy installs that they do. They have like Penne Sewell getting the ball and stuff like that.

Speaker 129 As an athletic guy, is there any part of you that's like, hey, it'd be cool if I, you know what I mean, we get a swing pass to me, or are you just happy?

Speaker 28 You better be at the goal line for that.

Speaker 28 No, I would like to have where I could just. fucking launch this bitch across the field to AJ.
And hopefully it's not into fucking a safety that's going to pick it.

Speaker 13 You used to play quarterback. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 26 I would love to just, I missed my last shot and just

Speaker 96 and just fling it.

Speaker 43 You still got the cannon?

Speaker 28 Yeah, it was. I don't know what they call it now, but it fucking.

Speaker 87 We'll see.

Speaker 71 I'm ready for it, bro.

Speaker 57 Let's go.

Speaker 76 I love that.

Speaker 16 I like calling them a mountain. Stands a test of time.

Speaker 54 Mountains don't go anywhere.

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 28 Have you seen what they've done in China?

Speaker 13 I'm joking.

Speaker 82 I'm joking.

Speaker 13 I'm joking.

Speaker 57 Oh, well, Lane, best of luck, man.

Speaker 24 We really appreciate you coming on.

Speaker 16 I fucking hate how much I love the Eagles.

Speaker 16 You guys are great.

Speaker 16 I have to hate you, but you and Big Dom make it very difficult.

Speaker 28 Hey, Big Dom.

Speaker 28 He's got to get in this chair one day. No, we're coming for...

Speaker 67 So you can't retire because we're coming for training camp.

Speaker 98 We're going to do grit week.

Speaker 22 We're going to get Big Dom on. We'll all go out to dinner.

Speaker 23 So we're pumped for that.

Speaker 28 He's the best. Like I said, he's.

Speaker 28 Yeah, he's been in years of obscurity, but we've known about this national treasure.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 16 He's got a stack of cannolis in his office.

Speaker 28 His office has, if there's an earthquake in Philly, he's fucked because he has just all the history of the Eagles on the wall in his office, everything.

Speaker 105 Cannolis everywhere.

Speaker 28 Cannolis, yeah, everything they say, and they just pile his desk up with shit.

Speaker 79 Have you ever seen him not in a track suit? No.

Speaker 1 He said he had a hundred. He said he just paired it down.

Speaker 4 I've never seen his legs.

Speaker 13 Hey, hey, this motherfucker could have steel legs like Latin Dan, and I wouldn't know because I hadn't seen them.

Speaker 16 He said 131 track suits.

Speaker 43 He's got formal ones.

Speaker 16 He's got a lot of fun.

Speaker 13 Imagine I never seen him in a track meet. Yeah.

Speaker 28 Is he throwing the shot?

Speaker 72 Yeah, he said he was like, I cleaned out my closet.

Speaker 22 I'm down to 131 track suits.

Speaker 28 He actually said he went to Penn State originally.

Speaker 28 So he was the ball player himself.

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 53 All right.

Speaker 32 Well, Lane, best of luck, man.

Speaker 19 You know, really appreciate you coming on. Future Hall of Famer.

Speaker 25 Yeah, man.

Speaker 28 Let's get a win, man.

Speaker 103 Let's make this weekend complete, man.

Speaker 28 Let's go, man. So, yeah, man.

Speaker 55 This is the tiebreaker for you.

Speaker 28 Yeah, man. It's the tiebreaker.
It's, you know, just like I said to Ron, hey, we got to get this energy going.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 13 LFG, let's go. Ron will pump you up.

Speaker 13 Ron will get you going.

Speaker 65 And we'll send you in the match.

Speaker 28 Don't send me another text, but just text it to Brian and

Speaker 57 get my number from Big Cat now.

Speaker 65 You get my wrong number from Big Cat.

Speaker 57 Yeah, I'll give you the wrong weight.

Speaker 13 Let's go pump him up some more.

Speaker 73 This guy's going to be so mad.

Speaker 13 All right.

Speaker 64 Well, thanks so much, Lee.

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Speaker 46 Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very special guest, recurring guest.

Speaker 27 It is Jameis Winston, live and in the flesh in New Orleans, his city.

Speaker 1 Can we say New Orleans is your city?

Speaker 50 It is.

Speaker 131 We can say that my family, definitely.

Speaker 50 Okay, yeah, so you still got your house here.

Speaker 30 It's going to be incredible Super Bowl week.

Speaker 46 You're doing some stuff for Fox, which I'm very excited to see because it feels like we need more Jameis Winston in our life.

Speaker 52 And you're going to give it to the people, I'd assume.

Speaker 131 Absolutely. We're going to have some fun.

Speaker 31 But it's just going to be showing people the culture of the amazing New Orleans.

Speaker 135 Like it's gumbo.

Speaker 125 Gumbo is popular here for a reason.

Speaker 4 I'm going to give them a little bit of everything.

Speaker 50 But definitely great.

Speaker 16 I'm trying to eat 15 gumbos in the time that I'm here. So I've already had one.
We're leaving on Friday or Saturday.

Speaker 16 So I'm trying to figure out the best places to go. So if you've got any recommendations, like lay them on us because I love gumbo.

Speaker 39 I had to put a list to you, but if you, one of my favorite spots is B-Spot.

Speaker 141 It's like beyonce inspired okay i gotta get the street for you but if you're gonna be having 15 gumbos like we gotta make sure we get you cup size yeah because they're very feeling but i think with with anybody

Speaker 110 uh herb saint as well when i think about food but when i think what anybody say like what can i get the best gumbo they're gonna say my grandma house yeah yeah like i'll eat at a grandma's house yeah yeah

Speaker 16 w also have a grandma that that actually will sit down make the room i got i got a cousin on the west bank and she makes the the best gumbo I ever had.

Speaker 113 So I will definitely get you a bowl because she knows that Super Bowl is a big week, and it's Mardi Gras season. Yeah.
So a bunch of gumbo being made right now.

Speaker 16 So yeah, we're very excited for you because this is a great thing that I think that Fox is doing is bringing Jameis Winston on.

Speaker 16 So you're going to take people around, show them some food and things like that. What other stuff are you going to do this week? How are they going to be using you?

Speaker 71 Well, for the most part, it's going to be like a bunch of lifestyle pieces.

Speaker 149 I'm just going to get a chance to show everybody the culture that New Orleans has.

Speaker 139 Like, we're going to go to Cafe Dumont.

Speaker 143 We're going to do a nice segment there.

Speaker 125 Like when you think about coffee and beignets, you think about that

Speaker 50 spot off the rip.

Speaker 126 So what I'm doing, I'm giving them the best human experience they possibly can have in the city of New Orleans.

Speaker 16 I believe that you will be able to do that. Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 4 All right, so let's talk about this past year.

Speaker 22 When we've last had you on, you were a free agent. You signed with the Browns.

Speaker 15 You get to play.

Speaker 2 We thought you should have played more.

Speaker 1 How was this season overall in your career?

Speaker 2 I mean, we need you to get signed somewhere. We need you to be a starting quarterback because the Jameis Winston experience is our favorite thing.

Speaker 22 You had that big snow game that was so much fun to watch.

Speaker 2 How overall, though, would you say like this season went for you personally, professionally, and where you're at going into next season?

Speaker 110 Let's start with personally,

Speaker 90 just because I think like...

Speaker 150 I can get sometimes so wrapped up into what I do that we kind of speed past like the whole experience like that you actually had yeah the presence of being in the Cleveland Browns organization witnessing some of the things that I witnessed going through some of the things that I went through so personally I would say that it was a a season of resilience

Speaker 140 because we had some unfortunate injuries we had some people that that I poured myself into because my expectation going to Cleveland was to be there to to serve Deshaun and be there to provide this support and and leadership for him and and it hurt to see him go down quickly.

Speaker 148 And then the way that people reacted of him going down, like me being the person that I am, I had to recalibrate some things and have a complete paradigm shift because of the

Speaker 156 love that I have for him.

Speaker 113 And also the love that I and respect that I have for the game and that city that I just chose to go to.

Speaker 110 So that was challenging because football gives us so much.

Speaker 137 I mean, shoot, is giving me everything that i can even dream or imagine but that moment um where i had to get just real

Speaker 93 like from a human experience with like some fans the people that i love the most the people i like making smile uh and that that just hurt because uh we all are humans we all have this experience we all have ups and downs and i think we all are trying to find a way to you know cope with with those those niggas and that that day wasn't a good day.

Speaker 146 And that was kind of like a precursor to the season.

Speaker 11 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 78 Because what I was looking forward to was getting that opportunity, being back on the field.

Speaker 152 And we had some wins early.

Speaker 122 But at the end of the day,

Speaker 112 I didn't finish.

Speaker 148 I didn't finish the way that...

Speaker 135 I wanted to finish.

Speaker 135 I didn't have the story

Speaker 92 that we all wanted at the end.

Speaker 152 So that's how it was personally.

Speaker 138 But the whole process of being with Cleveland Browns was amazing because this was the first time my family got up and moved out of the South.

Speaker 142 So we were in Cleveland, and Cleveland was way more than what, way better than what we expected.

Speaker 121 Obviously, we knew it was going to be like gritty.

Speaker 90 You know, we're going to see a lot of iron and steel.

Speaker 132 But being from Birmingham, like, I figured that that's how the terrain would be.

Speaker 125 But the place that we stayed was

Speaker 138 in Chagrin Falls, man. And like

Speaker 157 bro, for a good

Speaker 109 90 days, we experienced some of the most beautiful weather

Speaker 13 that 90 days

Speaker 103 that you only could imagine.

Speaker 39 So it was good for my family in that end.

Speaker 138 But football wise, man, I'm still focusing on eliminating one thing from my play so that I can be all that I'm capable of being in this league.

Speaker 113 Yes, I like the new personality stuff.

Speaker 148 Yes, I like hopping on with y'all, but where I want to be in this league is somewhere where the greats stand.

Speaker 112 And for me to be where the greats stand, I have to consistently execute and eliminate one thing from my play.

Speaker 139 And

Speaker 92 that's just fun that's it's it's another resilient side to like hey man like uh you got lasic now yeah you know what i'm saying like what what what else what else do we have to do what else do we have to learn what else do we have to overcome and uh or or take out for us to be everything that we want to be lord deliver me from pick sixes and the lord did yeah i know i was just saying were you so you you said that after a game where you had i mean i think it was one or two pick sixes it was a it was a monday night game yeah it was two and then the the next game you didn't throw a pick six were you like oh god he's got me here absolutely

Speaker 139 i know he i know he had me off the rip when i when i say that publicly that that outward confession like like that really was like a obviously it was funny but it was a it was a cry it was like lord like hey like i i need to

Speaker 139 stop these pick sixes like you know and unfortunately i i should have honestly that's why it's so important being pelcable with your word right because i said i should have said picks yeah i know yeah i know because he gave you the picks

Speaker 139 and i promise you in my quiet place I promise you I'm saying picks.

Speaker 115 He works in mysterious ways.

Speaker 16 Maybe it just makes you better at tackling. So when you do throw an interception, you knock the guy out.
He doesn't score. You're like, I should have specified, Lord.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 69 Bro, I'm tired of tackling.

Speaker 107 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 161 I didn't have to tackle too many people.

Speaker 43 But that game was, that also, I mean, that game, like, that was like.

Speaker 18 We should have Jameis played Monday Night Football all-time quarterback.

Speaker 68 It was electric.

Speaker 1 I know that it was the pick sixes, but you also made some insane throws.

Speaker 44 You had, what, 500 yards?

Speaker 127 Yeah, I'm grateful for that.

Speaker 11 But, you know, Sean Payne was on the other side.

Speaker 159 A young Bo Knicks from Alabama.

Speaker 78 Like, he was the opposing quarterback.

Speaker 162 Like, in my documentary, like, that was supposed to be the time where I'm like, Michael Jordan standing right there because I got Sean Payne, a young buck that I always love watching him grow up.

Speaker 122 I mean, he was in Alabama.

Speaker 15 He won a state championship.

Speaker 120 I never won a state championship being from Alabama.

Speaker 162 Seeing him go to Auburn, he was the kid that went to the hometown school, got the experience, all that stuff, and went off to Oregon.

Speaker 120 And now he's having an amazing year.

Speaker 61 So I'm just like, I got to show this young buck a lesson.

Speaker 157 So I'm I'm happy that he had, you know, he had a game.

Speaker 80 Like, he had a that rope to Mims down the middle of the field.

Speaker 164 So I'm like, okay, I want you to do something good.

Speaker 4 But we also, we got Jared Judy back coming back to this town.

Speaker 74 And Sean Payne's on the other side.

Speaker 73 Like, I want to give it to them.

Speaker 128 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 74 Pause, but I want to make sure that we win this game.

Speaker 78 And that's the, obviously, the love and the preparation that goes into that.

Speaker 123 Like, you obviously can see that competitive side between me, Sean, and Bo.

Speaker 110 But I think winning is the biggest thing.

Speaker 73 Like, when you're at quarterback, I think that's so important.

Speaker 92 Like, yeah, you have some turnovers here.

Speaker 148 Yeah, you have some ups and downs, but eliminating negative plays and winning, it takes you so far.

Speaker 162 Because, man, I had the best four weeks of my life just talking to more people, you know, getting those interviews just because you're winning.

Speaker 156 Not because you're having lights out games, but winning.

Speaker 16 We'll talk to you whenever.

Speaker 13 Yeah, it doesn't matter. You go win 17.

Speaker 51 You're on the show. 100%.
No,

Speaker 50 I'm grateful for that.

Speaker 122 But, you know what I'm saying? Like, this is my dream.

Speaker 111 Yeah.

Speaker 71 You know, like,

Speaker 123 football is, I'm so grateful that God has given me this sport to steward with what I got.

Speaker 142 You know, and I want to be the most at it.

Speaker 41 Yeah. Best at it.

Speaker 73 Lord melody from Picks.

Speaker 16 That Thursday night game that Big Cat brought up in the snow. That was a lot of fun to watch, too.

Speaker 16 And seeing, it was, I forget, was it Tracy Wolfson? It was somebody that was interviewing you in the pregame.

Speaker 16 And they started talking to you about the snow, and you were locked in, very serious. And then all of a sudden, it's like something hit you, and you just got this big smile.

Speaker 16 You started looking around at the snow.

Speaker 16 And it's like you got transformed and turned into-I don't know if it just took you to a different place mentally where it woke you up, but watching you just embrace that environment on that Thursday night and go out there and play an excellent game of football was so much fun for America to watch.

Speaker 159 Yeah, you know, I...

Speaker 139 I have to commend the NFL for their deal with the broadcast networks to have that segment now because that was relatively new to me.

Speaker 135 Like typically, like when I go back into the locker room, like I'm getting ready, I'm focusing on, I'm going over my notes, I'm going over my plays, and I'm putting myself in the place that I think that I need to be for this game.

Speaker 102 So when I was having those interviews with Tracy and others, like I was already getting to that

Speaker 59 place.

Speaker 78 I was already getting to that place of just presence and preparing for the game.

Speaker 69 So for me to come back out and just be like, okay, now I got to talk about who knows what you're gonna ask.

Speaker 111 Like, I already know what the notes that I'm going over in my head.

Speaker 162 So I'm gonna repeat those to you because that's the mode that I'm on.

Speaker 139 I think I rewarded them with some good, some wise words.

Speaker 16 Yeah, it was great. So you had never played in the snow before in your entire life?

Speaker 139 Never in my entire life.

Speaker 78 What was it like?

Speaker 128 It was fun. Like,

Speaker 166 I think it's like any kid.

Speaker 148 that experiences snow for the first time.

Speaker 162 Like, you don't know what to do, right?

Speaker 78 Like, you really don't know how to build a snowman.

Speaker 146 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 152 like, I'm happy with YouTube is available because that was one of the first things.

Speaker 138 Like, I didn't know how to build a snowman.

Speaker 145 Like,

Speaker 161 it was awful.

Speaker 128 Like, because I tried to build the snow while it was fresh.

Speaker 124 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 135 Like, and that's another, that's a story for another day.

Speaker 113 You got to pack it in.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 135 Literally, like, I was so enamored with the snow that I was just like, man, like, can I just, like, do we have to play?

Speaker 164 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 128 Like, can we play a snow?

Speaker 71 But we did.

Speaker 126 We did play a snow version of football.

Speaker 117 But it was amazing.

Speaker 16 It was so

Speaker 16 cold, your helmet exploded. Yeah.

Speaker 41 That was crazy. My head hit the ground.

Speaker 154 Yeah.

Speaker 71 Frozen tundra.

Speaker 50 Not the frozen tundra, I guess, but the frozen Cleveland Browns Browns.

Speaker 108 Wait, so did you buy

Speaker 108 field?

Speaker 3 Did you build the snowman?

Speaker 138 So let me tell you about the story about the snowman.

Speaker 112 I actually didn't even build the snowman in Cleveland.

Speaker 69 Oh, I built the snow in New Orleans.

Speaker 54 You did when it snowed here.

Speaker 50 It was when it snowed here.

Speaker 164 Right.

Speaker 143 So during Cleveland, when it snowed, like, I was away from from my babies right my babies were like they they were at school like we didn't have time throughout the day where it still was was locked

Speaker 92 to go outside and build the snow right but God bless us with snow in New Orleans so I'm outside there trying to build a snow like and my kids oh my baby he's suffering because we didn't have like the we had all of our waterproof like material up in Cleveland right yeah like we just got him some some some gloves from Costco and we just like these are gonna work my portfolio like he out there there shivering in the snow because he's trying to, we obviously having a snowball fight, like the Winston's, we're gonna have this, but the snow, like, these aren't waterproof gloves, so they're freezing his hand.

Speaker 164 So, after one good snowball fight, like, it's the Winston's, like, we in trouble, right?

Speaker 125 So, we're, so, we're trying to make the snow, and right now, like, I just, I'm just making a whole circle in the snow.

Speaker 139 I'm just like putting snow together, but it's, it was like a blizzard snow, it wasn't like it had stopped.

Speaker 122 Like, typically, people build snowmen like when it's when the snow stops and the snow harns up and you can like get it on the ground.

Speaker 132 So I'm trying to build this snowman, and I just did an awful job. And it rained in Alabama.

Speaker 112 My assistant, Nadia, she showed me a picture of her snowman.

Speaker 143 And like, she had like my, my trainer, my famous trainer, oldest Leverette, his wife, the one who does all the

Speaker 78 position-specific workout.

Speaker 156 So he had, they had his football helmet on, like, had like a glove on, like a stick that they had.

Speaker 165 They had like one of her scarfs on.

Speaker 80 So it was a good looking snow like snowman I have to show y'all this so y'all can get this flip yeah so I was looking at my snowman and it just looked like a snow heel like and it just kept like it was just not good

Speaker 69 I did put eyes on it so my cousin again she she gave my wife like My wife went over to get some gumbo because she prepared us where she was like, you can't be in the snow without no gumbo.

Speaker 130 So she went over there, get the gumbo, and she gave us a fake carrots, nose, and some things to put on the snowman because she knew that we were gonna build a luxurious snowman.

Speaker 159 She didn't know that I had no idea how to build a snowman.

Speaker 128 And I'm calling Nadia.

Speaker 164 I'm like, Nadia, like, my babies, they're gonna laugh at me because I don't know how to build no snowman.

Speaker 71 YouTube, I got this, this Wi-Fi not working.

Speaker 13 I can't look it up on YouTube.

Speaker 158 Like, ChatGPT ain't working.

Speaker 107 So I'm just like, I'm gonna build a snow.

Speaker 118 She said, just build a ball and just roll it in the snow.

Speaker 69 Do you know, I was, I almost had frostbite trying to roll that ball in the snow because it was too soft.

Speaker 87 It kept coming on.

Speaker 161 And I couldn't build a snowman.

Speaker 92 And my child, he just looking at me, like my oldest Malachi, he just looking at me like, Tad, I can't even tell my friends I can build a snowman because you don't know how to build a snowman.

Speaker 87 I'm like, well, you're supposed to be helping me.

Speaker 42 All right, so you got to, so that's something we got to still check off the list.

Speaker 64 Yes.

Speaker 79 Maybe if you get signed.

Speaker 98 So what are we thinking?

Speaker 22 I mean, there's got to be people who want Jameis Winston.

Speaker 27 You have to stay in the league. You have to.

Speaker 47 I want you starting. Yeah.

Speaker 98 You need to start.

Speaker 71 Yeah,

Speaker 140 that's what my heart desires.

Speaker 139 Like, obviously, I'm looking for an opportunity where it's kind of like bridge opportunity where I get to go in there, lead another young guy, and man, go in there, have opportunity, dominate where I'm supposed to dominate, win some football games, and have a GM and have an organization that, hey, like, man, we believe in you, Jameis.

Speaker 90 But I need that opportunity to show that. Yeah.

Speaker 125 Because that's why I feel like I'm in that position again where, like, man, I have to get in that position and show that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, because

Speaker 44 your game is not, you know, there's a lot of backups in the league where they come in and it's a lot of check downs.

Speaker 52 It's a lot of like, hey, we're going to just, you know, try to tread water.

Speaker 102 You push the ball down the field.

Speaker 89 You're making the throws.

Speaker 32 And that's always what's so fun when you get in.

Speaker 15 Like, I even think about that Ravens game where you're throwing the ball down the field and you beat a really good Ravens defense.

Speaker 37 That's cool.

Speaker 78 But that's stuff that I do, I can do in my sleep.

Speaker 133 The biggest thing is winning.

Speaker 162 Yeah.

Speaker 143 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 144 And like, I try to shift away from the interceptions because like those matter, but those also accumulate to not winning.

Speaker 109 Yeah.

Speaker 150 So whatever I need to do that's required to win and be focused on winning, if that's going 20 for 28 for

Speaker 31 17 yards,

Speaker 162 one touchdown and no interceptions, but a win, like that's doing it.

Speaker 50 You know, whatever is required

Speaker 127 for us to win the game is like my focus because obviously I get hyped up and I place so much trust into my teammates, into my coaches, and we're out there executing this thing together.

Speaker 2 But at the end of the day, the quarterback position like i got the last say-so yeah with that peel in my hand do you have you thought about uh if you do throw a pick maybe bringing back the squint and being like people like oh the lasic maybe isn't working anymore it gives you buys you a little time yeah well i i try to eliminate any thoughts about picks okay you know what i'm saying

Speaker 122 even said the focus

Speaker 132 and focus on and focus just on winning every single rip yeah yeah you know like because i i tried to create humor with the picks right like hey like it's still a completion like yeah,

Speaker 140 not really.

Speaker 52 Well, listen, I just played

Speaker 22 the video game, which I brought up to you last time, how I might have thrown some picks with you when I played the video game back in 2020.

Speaker 2 But I just played a full college football playoff, and I threw nine picks, sixes in four games.

Speaker 87 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 122 But not with me, though, right? We're eliminating that.

Speaker 45 No, not with you. Okay.

Speaker 1 Not with you.

Speaker 89 But I'm just saying, like, still won the national title, so you can still find a way to win.

Speaker 32 You can.

Speaker 162 Like, but it's all that matters is winning. Yeah.

Speaker 71 And that's you playing the game.

Speaker 135 So, like, maybe when you you playing the game, start visualizing me. Yeah.

Speaker 13 And record me doing that.

Speaker 57 Winning the Super Bowl. Yeah.
With that.

Speaker 108 That's going to do the Super Bowl.

Speaker 50 That's what got me.

Speaker 148 Because I won so many Heisman trophies, so many national championships on NCAA when it was out.

Speaker 111 I never really played Madden now.

Speaker 55 You got to get it.

Speaker 62 We should start playing Madden. Like, literally.

Speaker 76 I'm visualizing it.

Speaker 68 We'll record the entire session.

Speaker 136 So you better ask my wife.

Speaker 50 I got Madden.

Speaker 50 And I'm visualizing.

Speaker 93 And my brother is whooping my butt religiously and and Madden every time I get on the sticks.

Speaker 16 Have you thought about doing the VR thing virtual reality man?

Speaker 112 So I've experienced that what Jaden

Speaker 57 was doing.

Speaker 41 So I experienced that

Speaker 162 I'm curious to see what brand he had.

Speaker 16 It's a German company.

Speaker 26 Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 16 I don't know the name of the brand, but they found him at Louisiana. They were trying to sell their technology to any school that wanted it.
And LSU was like, yeah, we want this.

Speaker 16 So I don't know if it's like an exclusive thing that he gets. I don't know what it is, but it seems like it's a great idea.

Speaker 37 I remember

Speaker 78 I remember when, like, when I first got to the Saints, I believe they tried to bring that to us.

Speaker 57 And like, they talked about building, I think they were going to build a room for that because they had it.

Speaker 93 They had it in Louisiana, but we should have did it.

Speaker 71 At LSU, we should have did it.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 71 But

Speaker 139 I believe at Tampa, we did an experience like that where I did have some virtual reality related training at Tampa early on in my career.

Speaker 142 But I'm sure that

Speaker 44 it's better

Speaker 13 high quality than now.

Speaker 16 I would love to see what kind of training exercises you can come up with while wearing the virtual reality helmet, too. Me too.

Speaker 113 At Cleveland, we had some type of virtual reality-type sensors, but it was not like I wasn't immersed in the game.

Speaker 139 It was like Tecmobo players moving around, like slow motion.

Speaker 69 Yeah, we got to get you on the good stuff.

Speaker 16 Like, this is not going to work. Yeah, if you're a German VR company, listen to this right now.
You have a potential client here in James Winston that we go to see.

Speaker 99 Whatever's required.

Speaker 16 We were talking to Andrew Luck earlier today, and he had very nice things to say about you. And he asked us to ask you about how close you were to going to Stanford.

Speaker 93 Man, I was very close to going to Stanford in my mind, right?

Speaker 113 Like Stanford was the dream school that I've always thought that I would be at playing baseball and football at because you just think about John Elway, right?

Speaker 133 So academically and football, athletically, I thought that was the epitome of going somewhere somewhere and playing football.

Speaker 143 But I knew that I could not be that far away from Alabama.

Speaker 152 You know, so Stanford,

Speaker 146 Florida State, and LSU were my options.

Speaker 113 Like, they were my final options. I wanted to go to Texas.

Speaker 139 I feel like Texas, like Texas Longhorn.

Speaker 165 So I feel like that would have fit me well.

Speaker 139 Like, I even had like this, my mama got me this fossil Texas watch because I told her that's the school I wanted to go to.

Speaker 93 And it was a school I still had a watch to this day.

Speaker 152 But

Speaker 144 back to Stanford. Stanford was

Speaker 145 would have been an excellent opportunity for me because Nora Davis was there.

Speaker 133 Andrews Pete,

Speaker 156 Aziz Shazur, he was there.

Speaker 143 So like I built some great relationships with some of the recruits that still were there.

Speaker 133 So I really was close to going if I would have had the courage to take that trip out west.

Speaker 16 Yeah, it's a long distance to go for sure.

Speaker 78 Well, it was like more of a...

Speaker 126 of a dream. Like when I went out there on my

Speaker 133 official visit,

Speaker 90 Coach Davis Shaw was there.

Speaker 147 I got a chance to speak with Condalisa Rice.

Speaker 123 Like the experience was unmatched.

Speaker 16 What was that like talking to Condoleezza Rice?

Speaker 41 Well,

Speaker 139 it was amazing just to get a chance to know that she was from Alabama.

Speaker 130 I didn't get a chance to have a meeting with her face to face, but having to be able to speak with her and hearing them talk about how her office had onlooked some place on the campus, I think

Speaker 93 that was amazing. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 47 How was the, were you injured at the end of the year?

Speaker 18 We, we just kept on being like, put Jameis back in.

Speaker 27 I know that the last couple of games, they gave other guys a shot.

Speaker 98 But how, how is the injury now?

Speaker 73 It's good.

Speaker 138 I had, I did something to my S C joint, and that's kind of like my inner collarbone because of the callus of my AC joint.

Speaker 135 I required movement from there in a way.

Speaker 127 So for a period of time, it was very challenging for me to throw the ball.

Speaker 69 And if you can't throw the ball uh elite in the nfl it's just it's not really gonna work out right

Speaker 37 so uh

Speaker 144 so uh it was it was kind of it was after the kansas city game uh so uh i'm i'm i'm good now like i can i can spin it okay yeah

Speaker 16 so yeah

Speaker 148 when does that happen in the nfl when do uh when do teams start to reach out to you uh i i think um i don't want to get you in trouble i think i think the period is going on not now but i think as they're as agents are talking about other uh prospects getting into the league especially the draft senior bowls the strong bowl yeah i believe they like strategically placing in some of their free agents coming for this upcoming year but i believe uh it starts but when when you really released like that first part of march yeah yeah

Speaker 16 so i'll just say some cities i think we might have done this last time yeah but just just cities random cities and you tell me what you think about each city uh new york city or i guess northern new jersey but really New York City.

Speaker 16 Man, I love it.

Speaker 138 The big apple. Yeah.

Speaker 16 Is it big? Is it giant?

Speaker 16 Is it the giant apple?

Speaker 42 Or would you fly there on a jet?

Speaker 157 I love it.

Speaker 160 I would do both.

Speaker 72 That actually would be awesome if you were

Speaker 122 eating an apple.

Speaker 87 A giant apple

Speaker 80 at that.

Speaker 16 What about Pittsburgh? I know they were kind of a rival city to Cleveland, but what about Pittsburgh? What's your vibe there?

Speaker 152 Man, I love Pittsburgh, you know, because I admire Coach Mike Tomlinson so much.

Speaker 160 You know, the first Super Bowl ring that I ever held in my hand was a 2009 Pittsburgh Stillers Super Bowl ring from

Speaker 139 Bruce Arians.

Speaker 113 So that is definitely aligned with my vision.

Speaker 13 But I don't know.

Speaker 139 I don't know what my Browns fans will say about Pittsburgh.

Speaker 155 That'll be challenging, but it really doesn't matter.

Speaker 139 Honestly, that opportunity presents itself.

Speaker 140 Yeah,

Speaker 139 I would love to team up with Coach Mike Thomas.

Speaker 53 What about, and I know we want you to be a starter, but there are some teams that it feels like maybe they should invest more in a backup.

Speaker 27 What about Miami?

Speaker 50 Like that city?

Speaker 135 Man, I would love Miami.

Speaker 141 And you know what?

Speaker 110 Again, back to my whole Cleveland Browns story, right?

Speaker 136 Just how it was.

Speaker 107 Like, how about Tyler Huntley?

Speaker 93 I'm just going to give him a shout out, man, because he was with, like, that was the quarterback room in Cleveland.

Speaker 139 Tyler Huntley, Dorian Thomas Robinson, Deshaun, and myself, right?

Speaker 125 That was a training camp.

Speaker 139 And for him to have a situation where he and Dorian are competing and to stay present and go back to Baltimore and then go to Miami, where he's from down South Florida, that area, and play some good games for Miami.

Speaker 140 I'm so proud of him for that.

Speaker 93 But Miami would be good because I got a lot of respect for Tour and his family.

Speaker 133 And

Speaker 148 if it's one man that I would like to serve,

Speaker 137 it would be him and his family because his dad and my dad have developed a great relationship.

Speaker 127 So I'm definitely pulling for him and his health to

Speaker 145 remain strong and to remain in a healing state because he works a lot to stay healthy.

Speaker 128 And

Speaker 147 he's a tough player.

Speaker 143 So he's going to be good.

Speaker 135 But I would like to go to Miami.

Speaker 68 Okay. What about

Speaker 16 Nashville?

Speaker 66 Country music guy? Nashville.

Speaker 123 Man, listen,

Speaker 92 I do love country music.

Speaker 145 Like back to the days Jake Owen and Luke Bryan used to come and visit Tallahassee like I've always had

Speaker 16 that southern draw to be able to break down a country music album soon but you would make so much money from CMT if you were in Nashville you think so you'd be a correspondent yeah immediately man I would love I would love it Nashville Nashville is it's pretty cool yeah yeah what about

Speaker 71 playing baseball man if if I can get Colorado Rock signed up man I gotta call my guy David Dahl like He played for the Colorado Rockies,

Speaker 92 but wherever.

Speaker 84 Have you thought about maybe doing a spring training? I know that

Speaker 27 that kind of conflicts with where you're going to sign, but I'd love to see you back on a baseball.

Speaker 139 Yeah, I would love to have the opportunity, but when my focus is focused on

Speaker 123 football and OTAs and whatever's required in that,

Speaker 160 I don't believe that I will be able to.

Speaker 139 But, man, I can just go to the band cages, like, somewhere down to the Yankees in Tampa Bay.

Speaker 61 Yeah. Like, and just hit some BP there.

Speaker 164 Did you know?

Speaker 2 Have you done batting practice against 95 mile an hour fastball since you got LASIC?

Speaker 27 Have you?

Speaker 13 I have not. Oh, you might be.

Speaker 65 What if you're Barry Bonds and you don't even know it?

Speaker 135 Man, I'm definitely not Barry Bonds.

Speaker 13 But what if, but you're a righty.

Speaker 70 You might be Shohei.

Speaker 16 You might be Shohei, except better. Like if he was also a great football fan.

Speaker 71 Yeah, so I, so I, I, I trained baseball last year.

Speaker 128 Like I literally, uh,

Speaker 110 my brother's hing coach, uh, his name is, man, it's, it's, it's removing right now, but my brother's hanging coach, who is a scout for the Atlanta Braves.

Speaker 160 We actually train for the first five weeks in, after the Super Bowl.

Speaker 160 Every Thursday, we hitting ground balls.

Speaker 109 We were over at Gerard Park in New Orleans, hitting in the cages, like training, like catching fly balls, fitting ground balls, because I think that is a direct correlation to playing the quarterback.

Speaker 128 When you see how Patrick Mahomes does it and Josh Allen, how they come up from these different angles, even Jalen and his RPO games, being able to throw from different angles is so important.

Speaker 155 And

Speaker 125 being able to squat down and move around the pocket, you see how extending the play is as big as it's ever been in the NFL nowadays.

Speaker 139 Like, if you can't extend a play from a regular routine play, like, you're going to have a tough time. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 16 What about

Speaker 16 right here, New Orleans?

Speaker 59 Got a house here.

Speaker 164 Yeah, oh my gosh, I would love to be here.

Speaker 149 Just family.

Speaker 151 Not just family, like just this city, man.

Speaker 155 You know, and I, and I, that's why early I didn't say it.

Speaker 123 I don't feel worthy enough to say this is my city because this is this Drew Breeze city.

Speaker 13 Yeah, you know what I'm saying? That's true,

Speaker 31 because, because what he did for this city, with this Champagne city, this is Mickey Luma City, yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 125 I had to put Mick and out there because Mickey, if you listen to this, I will, I'm,

Speaker 136 but no, like, I would love, I would love to be a New Orleans Saint, man, because, like, just even the energy here, yeah, like it just, it's the same energy that I, that I possess.

Speaker 151 Yeah.

Speaker 141 You know, and I love, I love my people.

Speaker 125 So I ain't going to say, you know, my, they're my felt, like, these my people down here.

Speaker 141 And then you can see it.

Speaker 146 You're going to definitely see it on Fox.

Speaker 13 You're going to see me with my people.

Speaker 71 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 57 With in the words of Batrouge legend with it, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 57 I got my people with me.

Speaker 16 Do you visualize where you're going to be next at your next stop in life? Like, do you sit down, close your eyes, and let the vision come to you?

Speaker 132 Man, I'm still, honestly, my visualization and desire is still with being a Super Bowl winning quarterback for an NFL franchise.

Speaker 78 And that's where I am.

Speaker 157 There are times where in my quiet time where I think about what my heart would desire.

Speaker 143 And one of those things right now is just becoming a better father to my children.

Speaker 126 My oldest is about to be seven now.

Speaker 148 And me and my dad always discuss how the age of seven would be that time where I would have to bunker down

Speaker 139 putting more intentional time into lead my children, lead my son to what his heart desires.

Speaker 90 Because he felt like my aunt, she always told me that the age of seven is when the kids lose their subconscious and they start to really take in every word that you say and they start making decisions on their own.

Speaker 145 So when I'm in my quarantine, that's the things I'm thinking about.

Speaker 139 Like, man, how can I serve my son about to be seven?

Speaker 149 Cause I know it's his own time.

Speaker 78 Like, I can't be like, when he cry, like, I can't say, I can't be like, oh, baby, like, I'm going be pushing him to the limit you know but also loving him and guying him yeah but is that true about the age seven yeah uh i mean i know there are a lot of uh pediatricians out there or people that process this information yeah the age seven i don't know the scientific term whether they lose their subconscious but seven is a prominent age for child development and in in terms of how they think how they learn and how they go about so i got like another year and a half that i can keep swearing around my oldest yes okay and and then I got to stop

Speaker 29 because I do find myself having to well you just got to develop a swear jar.

Speaker 45 Well, no, my problem is my kids when they repeat swears, I laugh.

Speaker 23 Yeah. And then they're

Speaker 30 laughing.

Speaker 25 I'm like, because you shouldn't be saying that.

Speaker 27 And then they're like, he's laughing.

Speaker 30 So then they...

Speaker 15 they keep hitting the fuck or the shit button and I'm just like laughing.

Speaker 26 I'm like, no, stop saying that, but I'm laughing.

Speaker 123 My wife would be mad with me because she did an experiment to just see

Speaker 139 how far our children would go with

Speaker 136 with those words.

Speaker 136 And

Speaker 148 it wasn't the experiment that we thought that we were going to begin.

Speaker 78 We realized that our children, they do listen to us.

Speaker 13 Oh yeah.

Speaker 54 Oh yeah. My son thinks stupid is a bad word.

Speaker 17 He's like, don't say the S-word. I'm like, shit.

Speaker 42 And he's like, no, stupid.

Speaker 50 Oh, whoops.

Speaker 49 Now we got two that we got to work about.

Speaker 98 All right, so we got to find you a job.

Speaker 1 Here's an idea.

Speaker 17 What if Jameis 101 became your agent?

Speaker 25 I think you'd probably get a max deal.

Speaker 162 Man, listen, I don't know Jameis 101, but I really appreciate him.

Speaker 153 Yeah.

Speaker 135 The time.

Speaker 39 He's fighting every day.

Speaker 148 The energy that he puts into

Speaker 92 repping me.

Speaker 87 Like, if, if, if you, if you are my long-lost cousin or something, man, brother, I love you.

Speaker 84 I do imagine one day you'll meet him and he'll just be like, hey, I'm just,

Speaker 136 I know I am, but, but, like, this is, I feel it, like

Speaker 127 you got to have people that fight for you like that.

Speaker 150 Like, and

Speaker 139 I view it from a term, just my prayer angels.

Speaker 145 Uh, I have so many

Speaker 93 women in tampa uh miss connie uh uh my my my mentor god uh cynthia harvey my auntie uh aunt vonda my mother my aunt my aunts uh that's loretta white auntie bernice auntie like my i have so many prayer warriors that are showering me with prayer lifting me up all the time so i don't want their prayers to go as they're unnoticed.

Speaker 127 But when you have people that fight for you and that lift you up and that are there to encourage you in your toughest times and are consistently doing it, like, man, you just got to get them their flowers and you got to be grateful for them because you don't know how much their energy or what they're doing is actually keeping a lot of things away from you and provide a better opportunity for you in some way, shape, or form or fashion.

Speaker 16 And then in turn, you don't want to let them down because you know that they have this deep belief in you.

Speaker 3 And you're like, I got to prove them right, if anything, you know?

Speaker 128 Absolutely.

Speaker 134 And proving them right will only just do it more justice for the fact that, like, man, that's your people.

Speaker 61 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 134 It doubles down on it's bigger than you.

Speaker 121 You know, what we do from an, what I do from an NFL perspective, from a father perspective, from a husband perspective, is small to the grand scheme of things of the impact that I can have on lives.

Speaker 118 everywhere across this entire world, right?

Speaker 138 Obviously, within my household, like that's the most important thing right now.

Speaker 134 How I go within how I'm doing, treating my own family is how I'm going to go about doing the rest of the world, right?

Speaker 143 Because what I want for myself, I want for everyone.

Speaker 167 But I think it is important when you are around people that are giving you positive energy to just give them their flowers and be grateful for them.

Speaker 16 You impacted Big Cat myself when we did those drills with you.

Speaker 32 Keep the ball high.

Speaker 16 I think about that all the time.

Speaker 163 Because that's that was our dream.

Speaker 13 I always wanted to be there on that arena.

Speaker 107 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 16 So, what are you doing? You got any new

Speaker 16 workouts that you've been working on?

Speaker 84 Like a dog that's going to attack you or like some

Speaker 159 dog.

Speaker 78 No dog is going to attack. There's been dogs this year.

Speaker 16 Yeah, there was a Belgian Melanois.

Speaker 78 Well, my dog, my Tussie, she is one of my best defenders, and she's not going to attack me.

Speaker 70 Okay.

Speaker 1 But you have had dogs in your videos, the big ball.

Speaker 27 What was that thing, the machine you were running in that was like, it was like a big, I don't even know what it was.

Speaker 84 You got so many crazy videos out there.

Speaker 98 Well, it's intentional. These are the things.

Speaker 50 Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 58 I like it.

Speaker 49 I want your, I actually would love for your trainer to come up to our office in Chicago and send us through some.

Speaker 134 I know you would love that, but I don't know if you're ready for it.

Speaker 61 Yeah, I'm ready for it.

Speaker 57 That's the thing.

Speaker 114 I don't think y'all ready for it.

Speaker 45 All right, so does he have anything new this year, you think?

Speaker 56 No,

Speaker 135 we don't have anything new.

Speaker 39 That's such a lie.

Speaker 53 We're going to see a video in like a month.

Speaker 50 It's going to be a little bit more.

Speaker 61 It's going to be new to the world, but

Speaker 164 it would not be new to us.

Speaker 78 We don't function in surprises.

Speaker 161 We don't function

Speaker 155 in conspiracies.

Speaker 160 We just put the work in and we lock in and do what's required to be done.

Speaker 2 Is there ever a day, though, that you show up and it's like, you know, maybe it's, you know, the backyard and it's like, there's a bat, there's like boxing gloves, there's like a bunch of towels, and you're like, what's going on here?

Speaker 98 What are we doing today?

Speaker 127 So

Speaker 164 if you want me to get you a picture of that exact setup, I can give it to you.

Speaker 128 I got a heavy bat right here.

Speaker 73 I got a BOSU ball in the middle.

Speaker 124 I got a trampoline right here with some towels on there.

Speaker 71 And I got some boxing gloves.

Speaker 73 We got to get you that picture.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 16 How often do you work out? Do you work out like five days a week?

Speaker 78 So, in the early process, it's just three days a week.

Speaker 123 And the early process means like directly after the season toward the Super Bowl.

Speaker 139 When I get the opportunity to play in an extended long period of time, I'm going to continue to do what I've been doing in the season.

Speaker 140 But three days a week, sometimes five, if I'm just like, man, like, I got to get it. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 123 If I didn't got a big stomach, just sitting around.

Speaker 16 You got to watch what you eat.

Speaker 103 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 133 So after the season, like,

Speaker 165 I really, I eat what I want

Speaker 113 for the most part. And once I got here, it being

Speaker 161 Mardi Gras season and King Cakes opening up on my birthday, you know what I'm saying, on King's Day.

Speaker 149 And I got a granddaddy that always want to.

Speaker 145 Give me praline and stuff like that.

Speaker 78 It's just too much good food.

Speaker 16 When's your birthday?

Speaker 114 January 6th. Okay.

Speaker 50 Okay, January.

Speaker 74 Happy birthday.

Speaker 37 We missed it.

Speaker 46 We're January guys as well.

Speaker 48 our birthday was last week. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Well, happy birthday. Yeah, birthday.

Speaker 103 Yeah,

Speaker 103 the 30th.

Speaker 51 He's the 31st.

Speaker 86 Back-to-back.

Speaker 139 And my cousin's birthday is my favorite cousin is the 29th.

Speaker 124 Oh,

Speaker 61 I can't forget y'all.

Speaker 13 Yeah,

Speaker 16 there are going to be some other cousins that listen to this that think you're talking about them. No, that's not my birthday.

Speaker 125 Everybody knows I'm talking about Taytay.

Speaker 73 Everybody, all my family know who I'm talking about.

Speaker 16 Okay, why is Taytay your favorite?

Speaker 137 I think what he's as overcame.

Speaker 149 Man, when we grew up, he was always the person that people didn't mess with.

Speaker 140 with but you know in terms of school he was always misunderstood

Speaker 133 whether it's from grade school all the way up and I took just a leap of faith because he had numerous medications to like hey Tay when I go to Tampa like man you come with me like and actually it ended up like this it wasn't like you come with me it was more like hey Tay you come on down here spend spend spend a good time in Tampa then Tay ain't want to leave you know what I'm saying and then I was just like man nah you deserve this you deserve to experience this with me.

Speaker 106 And like, man, he doesn't take all those mans that he's been taking.

Speaker 138 Man, he's finding him a job.

Speaker 142 Like, he has a one-bedroom apartment.

Speaker 160 Like, he's living a life that a lot of people would have never thought that he would be able to live through sustaining himself.

Speaker 140 That's awesome.

Speaker 152 So I'm just proud of him.

Speaker 138 And that's why I'm a firm believer, like, you never let people place limitations on you.

Speaker 57 Right.

Speaker 133 There is a right situation for you.

Speaker 145 There is a right scenario for you.

Speaker 153 But as long as you continue to desire that, no one trying to place that hold or that lack on you can stop you.

Speaker 29 Shout out Tayta. I appreciate it.

Speaker 25 Hey, I got a random question for you.

Speaker 13 Happy birthday, Cook.

Speaker 53 Yeah, happy birthday.

Speaker 78 Who did you vote for for the Heisman?

Speaker 152 Who did I vote for?

Speaker 114 Well,

Speaker 113 I voted for Shadur.

Speaker 50 First?

Speaker 50 No,

Speaker 106 he was on there.

Speaker 113 I voted for Travis.

Speaker 106 And

Speaker 132 I voted for Cam Ward.

Speaker 139 That's who I voted for.

Speaker 125 No order, but I know Shadur was just high on my mind just because of

Speaker 139 what he has encompassed with throughout his whole collegiate career.

Speaker 78 And it's similar to Bo,

Speaker 148 because I got a chance to be in the same state as Bo and see his...

Speaker 110 him him

Speaker 142 show up.

Speaker 136 But we all got to witness Shadur's maturation process, even when DM was coaching the high school team in Dallas like they had a TV show back then because I mean I know primetime is some of y'all favorite athletes yeah out there so just all he encompassed as like his whole collegiate career we got to see it and he never played a bad game all he did was ball you know I'm saying he had some he had a few losses here and there but he balled out for the most part so I had to make sure that he got him a trip up there to to New York I don't know if he did but um

Speaker 139 I'm glad Travis won yeah I'm glad Cam Warren had the year he won.

Speaker 90 I just wish he would have went to Florida State.

Speaker 135 Wow,

Speaker 30 it's crazy. Probably good that he didn't.

Speaker 98 That was a bad season for Florida State.

Speaker 27 At what point in the season were you like, oh man?

Speaker 139 I never lost faith.

Speaker 39 You should have.

Speaker 139 I never lost faith.

Speaker 125 I just refused to text anybody back.

Speaker 138 They were talking about Florida State, you know.

Speaker 16 Did you hear about the guy that wouldn't eat the dog poop?

Speaker 71 He would. Yeah.

Speaker 16 Oh, he didn't. This is where this is why.

Speaker 16 This is where me and Big Gat lost faith. Florida State.
He said he would eat poop if Florida State lost to Georgia Tech in Ireland.

Speaker 57 Oh, I know it was Boston College. Boston Week.
Yeah, Boston College.

Speaker 1 They were like 17-point favorites.

Speaker 45 So they lost week one in Ireland, and then there were 17-point favorites week two.

Speaker 22 I think it was that Monday night game.

Speaker 15 And he was like, if we lose outright,

Speaker 62 I'm going to eat dog poop on camera.

Speaker 20 And then he didn't. And then

Speaker 97 he deactivated because he left the internet.

Speaker 16 And then, yeah, just loss after loss kept passing.

Speaker 47 Like, that's why your season went so poorly.

Speaker 65 Oh, my God. He should have eaten the dog poop.

Speaker 112 He shouldn't have said that he was going to eat dog poop.

Speaker 4 But don't you agree that he should have eaten the dog poop?

Speaker 78 But don't we all agree, like, when we're walking our dog, like Tussie just did this today, and she sniffs other poop and bites the poop.

Speaker 151 Yeah.

Speaker 13 I'm just like, why did you do that?

Speaker 1 Like, she's probably trying to get Florida State back on track.

Speaker 103 She did it for the nose.

Speaker 61 But I'm just saying, like, do we not think about that with our dogs? Like,

Speaker 13 I'm in your face.

Speaker 108 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 163 I'm in your face, and I just witnessed you eat dog poop.

Speaker 84 But for the record, you think that guy should have eaten the dog poop, right?

Speaker 149 I think he definitely should have stood on business.

Speaker 82 I agree.

Speaker 57 I agree.

Speaker 161 I think you definitely should have.

Speaker 87 Oh, man.

Speaker 16 We didn't ask you about this last time. We were

Speaker 16 getting to know each other. And then after we got done with the interview, you said, I thought you were going to ask me about the crab legs.

Speaker 16 So we didn't do that last time.

Speaker 16 But I feel like now we have to. We've always had your back, by the way, on this.
There's never been any judgment coming from us

Speaker 16 to the crab leg story. But But if you want to speak on the crab leg story and educate people about the truth behind some of the misconceptions.

Speaker 125 I just want to educate everyone about the new edition of NIL and the things that it allows our young athletes to do or not to do.

Speaker 135 And before

Speaker 160 NIL, if you did anything illegal,

Speaker 11 you would get suspended.

Speaker 160 You would lose your year of eligibility,

Speaker 71 and your career would be over.

Speaker 139 So I don't condone anything bad happening from a collegiate athlete that was done between 2016 through before that.

Speaker 57 But when NIL started, a lot of opportunities and doors that were already open were reopened with the birth of a collective saying, we're going to give you money.

Speaker 78 So that is the best

Speaker 13 political way that I can put

Speaker 78 that situation.

Speaker 78 But, you know i i am grateful that the crab legs have provided me with so many opportunities to talk about crab legs get crab legs thrown at me and you know what get free crab legs from fulton fish market there we go there we go that's that's the biggest thing you would have made so much money in nihil oh my goodness like that crab leg thing would have never been like oh my gosh i would have had so many crab legs

Speaker 16 you would have been visiting crab legs you think back to like oh state and the huge scandal the massive scandal it was a biggest story in sports at the time because some guys got tattoos, right?

Speaker 16 They got free tattoos for giving their jersey to somebody. And that was the only thing that we talked about for like three months.
And if that happened now, it's like not,

Speaker 16 nobody cares at all. Nobody would care.
And the same thing, I think, with the crab legs. It's like, okay.

Speaker 16 By the way, there are worse things to be thrown at you for the course of your life than crab legs. Crab legs are delicious.

Speaker 71 I know, but I can eat them in my uniform.

Speaker 13 It's not really fun to be throwing when you're walking into the tunnel you know like oh crap leg

Speaker 94 oh i was hungry thank you lord

Speaker 94 so

Speaker 16 so we we hope you have a long fruitful nfl career we hope that you fulfill your dream of being a starting quarterback winning a super bowl hope all that happens but when the time comes to hang them up i predict that you will have a massive podcast yeah hopefully a partial sport hopefully yeah but if yeah if not you we have to be invited on occasionally because we're going to need some shine from the jameis winston podcast i don't care

Speaker 75 I don't know what's saying, you better at least call us.

Speaker 73 I want to give y'all, like, a lot of people talk about, Jameis, you should do this, you should do that.

Speaker 121 I don't think people know about the sweat equity that you guys put into this, that your team puts into this.

Speaker 148 Yeah, obviously, big names can get a mic and say their opinion, you know, but the

Speaker 134 intentionality and precision that you have, the thought of y'all guests, what y'all doing, what RC is doing with the pivot, like it's unbelievable.

Speaker 92 And it's it's really changing lives, you know, what Jay Shetty's doing with on pro purpose, like this is a new wave that our fans are able to really get the quality information that they need from what they want.

Speaker 61 And y'all do that with the best of them.

Speaker 139 If not, y'all got to be the best because that's why I came on here first.

Speaker 110 Appreciate it.

Speaker 31 But nah, man, I don't think people know the sweat equity and the team that you got to have to produce something great.

Speaker 131 Like, yeah, I can get a mic, but I want to be great.

Speaker 61 You know, I just don't want to do this just to be able to have y'all on the show and say, hey, yeah, you know, I had, you know, Big Cat and PFT on. Like, what y'all think about that?

Speaker 96 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 13 No. I'd listen to that.

Speaker 26 Not even with us.

Speaker 40 I'm just saying how you introd that.

Speaker 15 It could be anyone.

Speaker 122 I'd listen.

Speaker 13 No, I just want to

Speaker 74 be watching film.

Speaker 16 You've been studying podcasts.

Speaker 92 Well, I've been studying y'all, right?

Speaker 153 Because y'all are great. Right.

Speaker 139 And I think that's one thing that a lot of great people do.

Speaker 93 They study greatness.

Speaker 133 So if this is one avenue that I decide to take, like, y'all are going to be a part of it because y'all are great.

Speaker 30 You better give me a call. Listen, the Fox thing, I'm happy for you.

Speaker 32 I didn't like that I found out on Twitter because I was just like, I just, when you do decide to hang him up and you're like, this is my next career, just give us a chance.

Speaker 56 Okay.

Speaker 79 Give us a chance to make an offer.

Speaker 136 Well, thank you.

Speaker 122 I'm grateful that you and Gruden in a podcast together.

Speaker 13 The elite.

Speaker 132 I'm happy to match that all.

Speaker 70 Jameison Gruden.

Speaker 73 Oh, my God.

Speaker 132 That really means that you care about me.

Speaker 40 Yeah, no,

Speaker 27 I need to get a call being like, it's time.

Speaker 42 And then we just hit the button, Jameis and Gruden, and it'd just go to the moon.

Speaker 47 Ooh, James strap in.

Speaker 16 Jameis Gruden and Fred Smoot.

Speaker 41 Oh.

Speaker 107 Man, do you know one of the first football camps that I went to was Sam Shade and Fred Smoot?

Speaker 120 Yeah.

Speaker 26 Did he talk shit?

Speaker 120 And Birmingham. Kids? He did.

Speaker 13 But that put something in us.

Speaker 130 And another fun fact, me and my wife was at the same camp.

Speaker 108 Oh,

Speaker 151 that's crazy.

Speaker 123 So that's how destiny worked, man.

Speaker 135 Yeah.

Speaker 125 Like, nothing is done by coincidence.

Speaker 135 The fact that we sit here again on the pre-Super Bowl Sunday, you know, and with a beautiful background, beautiful cast, like nothing is done.

Speaker 83 Coincidentally.

Speaker 16 Did you say you met your wife at Fred Smoot's football camp?

Speaker 13 Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 164 Please don't put that out.

Speaker 128 No, I didn't.

Speaker 72 She just happened to be there as well.

Speaker 136 No, she was a camper.

Speaker 80 Oh, okay. Nuts.

Speaker 16 So we are here for the Super Bowl.

Speaker 16 Max is, if you talk about like sweat equity that you put into a podcast, Max has been sweating this entire week. He's very nervous.
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 16 Give us a preview for the game.

Speaker 124 Man,

Speaker 143 I'm in a win-win for this situation because we're witnessing Patrick Mahomes do something that we haven't really witnessed be done from another quarterback this early on in their career.

Speaker 123 So I'm so proud that he is executing to the level that he's executing with his team.

Speaker 93 And we all get to witness Travis Kelsey have the most beautiful, popular woman in the world

Speaker 139 win the Super Bowl with them.

Speaker 123 I think that's amazing as well.

Speaker 139 Just a storyline, just what everything the NFL encompasses. I think that's amazing.

Speaker 125 But we also, I grew up a Philadelphia Eagles fan.

Speaker 157 Right.

Speaker 121 I've always admired Jalen Hurts and what he does from the quarterback position because I think a lot of people shortchange him in what he does.

Speaker 125 And what he does is he does the most important quality of a quarterback, and that is to win.

Speaker 113 So I'm excited to see him step onto this stage, him being four hours down the road in Houston, Texas, this being a home-like game for him.

Speaker 112 You know, two Texas boys with their second matchup together in the dome, the city of life, the city of resilience.

Speaker 11 Will Jalen make the most of his second opportunity?

Speaker 78 Will the king rise again?

Speaker 161 And how will the halftime show be this year?

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 71 Like, how about that?

Speaker 16 Drake tried to sue. He tried to sue everybody to make them

Speaker 16 not like us.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 16 He's going to play that song, right? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 125 Man, you know, I'm a huge Kendra Lamar fan, but like, I think, like,

Speaker 92 I don't want, I want to know what y'all opinion would be about if Lil Wayne brought the culture of New Orleans and all the artists in New Orleans and perform.

Speaker 61 Because most of the fans there at the Super Bowl, like, they're not,

Speaker 135 they probably not Kendra Lamar fans.

Speaker 145 Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 61 They probably not Lil Wayne fans.

Speaker 166 But I think understanding the culture and experience of this city, what Lil Wayne would have been able to do, I know Kendrick is going to rock the house.

Speaker 73 I know that for

Speaker 107 a fact.

Speaker 120 But I think Lil Wayne, he wanted that Super Bowl experience to be back home.

Speaker 65 I'm a no-limit soldier.

Speaker 57 You don't die.

Speaker 37 We keep rolling.

Speaker 73 I know the block would have been hot for sure.

Speaker 16 It's going to be a great performance. I kind of agree.
I like to see a little bit of the local flavor wherever they're at. Like when it was in Los Angeles, that was incredible, what they did there.

Speaker 16 It would be cool, but also when Not Like Us drops, it's going to be the best.

Speaker 88 People are going to like it.

Speaker 125 I think that's definitely the most popular song that we've been accustomed to.

Speaker 148 That's summer heat.

Speaker 134 But I don't want no beef for any of them.

Speaker 124 I just want my franchise quarterback opportunity

Speaker 143 to be the winning quarterback that I'm capable of being.

Speaker 30 Yes, I love that.

Speaker 48 All right.

Speaker 46 So, last question: Rowback question: R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com.

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Speaker 15 rowback.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase so we said Max he's a diehard Eagles fan last time in the Super Bowl two years ago he drank champagne the night before and he got a little ahead of himself can you give Max just some words some Jameis Winston words of wisdom on how he needs to act going into this super bowl knowing that like you can't lose twice to him you can't have that happen Max I promise you it wasn't champagne that lost the game but it might have been but Max, one Eagles fan to another Eagles fan, we got to get this one.

Speaker 92 Okay, so lock in, do whatever's required for you to have the best day that you possibly can have.

Speaker 99 Okay?

Speaker 19 He's not locked in.

Speaker 7 I'm locked in. I'm locked in.

Speaker 52 He drank champagne and lost his phone the night before the suit.

Speaker 61 Oh, you lost your phone? Yeah.

Speaker 71 Oh, it was that type of thing.

Speaker 73 Oh, my goodness. Please don't drink no champagne in New Orleans.

Speaker 13 Because I promise you, it won't be pretty.

Speaker 96 Oh, no.

Speaker 16 He got sick all over himself in the back of a cab.

Speaker 13 In the back of a cab.

Speaker 13 Oh, my God.

Speaker 50 All right.

Speaker 79 Well, Jameis, you're the best, man.

Speaker 20 Love having you on.

Speaker 22 And

Speaker 79 let's hope someone gives you that chance.

Speaker 15 We want to see you starting in the NFL.

Speaker 79 And when the day does come that you hang them up, you better give me a call.

Speaker 92 Man, thank you, brother. All right.

Speaker 131 I appreciate y'all.

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Speaker 167 The road trip might be over, but dinner's just getting good.

Speaker 42 So let's support truly.

Speaker 4 All right, let's do FAQs.

Speaker 42 Before we we do that, it is the end of the show.

Speaker 55 So, Max, Super Bowl score update.

Speaker 155 What was the last one I did? No, no, you're not.

Speaker 75 No, no, you're going to be doing it. How are you feeling right now?

Speaker 74 Go vibes.

Speaker 13 How are you going to tell you what you did last moment?

Speaker 53 All right. 38.24.
Okay.

Speaker 41 38.24.

Speaker 4 So that actually has got.

Speaker 1 So it was 32.24 on

Speaker 42 Monday's show. We're now.

Speaker 25 The Eagles have gotten better.

Speaker 32 From Monday to Wednesday, they have gotten significantly better.

Speaker 72 I like that.

Speaker 16 So what is that? Another touchdown, missed extra point?

Speaker 100 Something like that?

Speaker 1 I think it's actually, no, because 32, we got 32 from four touchdowns and four two-point conversions.

Speaker 22 I think the Eagles just tacked on three safeties.

Speaker 105 Oh, I like that. Yeah.
I like that.

Speaker 80 Yeah.

Speaker 47 It was a safety fest.

Speaker 16 Patrick Mahomes, zero awareness in the pocket.

Speaker 7 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 None. Yeah.

Speaker 5 None. Jalen Carter just eating back there.

Speaker 9 Eating.

Speaker 16 Just eating.

Speaker 67 How are you feeling, Max?

Speaker 5 I feel great. I feel great.
I'm ready to go. I'm ready for Sunday.

Speaker 132 Lane. It's only Tuesday.

Speaker 5 We haven't interviewed Lane yet, but I'm sure he was great.

Speaker 95 I'm sure he was dialed.

Speaker 16 Did you read that article today? I think it was on MMQB about Italian culture and the Philadelphia Eagles.

Speaker 5 No, but it sounds like a good reader.

Speaker 13 You're going to have to read it into that. Did they mention Max?

Speaker 16 They did not mention Max, but they mentioned like four coaches on the team, how they all go to this one restaurant with this Paison that kisses them on the lips, sits them down.

Speaker 16 They yell at each other, but some people are like, oh, are they fighting? No, we're just Italian. This is how we communicate.

Speaker 132 Did they mention Big Dom? They did.

Speaker 16 Big Dom was featured heavily in the series. Max should have been mentioned.

Speaker 122 No. No, no.

Speaker 16 Big Dom's father, Bricklayer.

Speaker 23 Love that. Blue collar.

Speaker 16 He's the best.

Speaker 7 Uses his hands. All right.

Speaker 1 FAQs.

Speaker 6 Long time listener, first-time caller.

Speaker 9 Question for Dan and Eric.

Speaker 108 Whoa.

Speaker 13 Oh, it's a bit familiar.

Speaker 20 What don't you go from the names?

Speaker 9 What tabs do you generally have open for every show? Max?

Speaker 69 The ads.

Speaker 52 I have usually ESPN and it's usually like NFL standings because I just forget what every team's record is.

Speaker 16 I'll have one page that's open to some league standings.

Speaker 16 Usually not the NFL, but I'll just have like the random NBA standings pulled up so I can remind myself, oh yeah, the Rockets are somehow good.

Speaker 56 And then I'll usually have Twitter because I've been starting to bookmark tweets that I want to bring up, which has been very handy.

Speaker 16 That's smart. Yeah.
So I'll have X.com the everything app, and really that's the only app that you need to have open at any time.

Speaker 21 It's still Twitter on my computer.

Speaker 16 Bleep Bleep that out. Okay.
Don't say the T-word.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I'll have the ads pulled up, and then I'll have a Google Doc that has links to the tweets and stories that I want to talk about.

Speaker 23 Not a lot of stuff.

Speaker 30 Not a lot of high-level stuff.

Speaker 16 Or if it's like a Friday show, if it's a preview show.

Speaker 6 Oh, I'll put my notes in there.

Speaker 16 I'll have my stats that are pulled up.

Speaker 145 DraftKings Odds.

Speaker 47 DraftKings Odds. Yeah, Friday show will be DraftKings, will be all my notes.

Speaker 32 But I do like writing notes by hand.

Speaker 22 That's what I do on Sunday nights because I think I just, I absorb things better when I'm writing them down.

Speaker 16 I also have flight tracker pulled up sometimes.

Speaker 16 So have you flight simulator? No, not flight simulator, flight tracker.

Speaker 16 My laptop doesn't have the gaming power to process flight tracker.

Speaker 2 He only plays flight simulator on Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.

Speaker 76 Yeah, that's when there's a squadron event.

Speaker 16 I have to contribute to my squadron.

Speaker 22 And he used to have a guy named KKK in his squadron.

Speaker 101 Yep.

Speaker 16 For a while, I was afraid that I had somehow gotten into a white supremacist flight simulator group.

Speaker 16 And that took some years off my life trying to think that through. Eventually, the guy named KKK made him change his name.

Speaker 54 Got him kicked out. Yeah, PFG.

Speaker 5 You told us you got him kicked out.

Speaker 55 Yeah, you said you got him kicked out.

Speaker 16 I don't know if he left or if he changed his name.

Speaker 73 Because I was like, that's my boy.

Speaker 24 He got him kicked out. We just stand up.

Speaker 30 You know, if you stand up, even in the small spaces like your flight squadron, that making a difference.

Speaker 77 I took a stand.

Speaker 16 He might still be a white supremacist that is in my online flight community.

Speaker 76 He just changed it differently.

Speaker 95 He just changed it to White Lives Matter.

Speaker 16 He's just undercover right now. Yeah.

Speaker 16 But yeah, that was a... I don't have that pulled up during the games.
But you know that there's been that helicopter that's been flying real low this week?

Speaker 16 I think it was like flying over the yak yesterday or flying over.

Speaker 16 Brandon Walker was pissed off about it, but I've noticed it a few places.

Speaker 41 That's not saying much.

Speaker 67 I pissed off about everything.

Speaker 76 I looked it up.

Speaker 16 You know what this helicopter is? What? They call it a nuke sniffer.

Speaker 76 Oh.

Speaker 16 It's a radiation detection helicopter that's been traveling back and forth across the city of New Orleans every morning.

Speaker 15 Man, just chill out, man.

Speaker 16 It's scanning for nuke.

Speaker 43 Would you rather not have that?

Speaker 57 Nah, dude.

Speaker 76 I want the nuke sniffer. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 9 What are you doing?

Speaker 16 I don't know. This is.

Speaker 3 Do you think, wait, can I ask a question that's mean that might be an insult question?

Speaker 75 Can I ask an insult question?

Speaker 21 Do you think the nuke sniffers' alarms go off when Max farts?

Speaker 132 I knew that. That's a good question.

Speaker 100 I knew that was going to come.

Speaker 9 That's a good question.

Speaker 16 I knew that was coming.

Speaker 75 Okay, what was this?

Speaker 69 I don't know.

Speaker 5 Some conspiracy theory, so I was looking at Hank and doing this.

Speaker 9 I would rather prefer the nuke sniffer to be out there.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 16 It's here. It's checking.

Speaker 16 I like that. Yeah, I like it too.
There's nothing to be worried about.

Speaker 76 Hank, what?

Speaker 50 You don't want the nuke sniffer?

Speaker 61 Nah, there's nothing to be worried about, dude.

Speaker 1 We never said there's nothing to worry about.

Speaker 16 Are you so woke and you're thinking that the helicopter's there to make us scared and make us think that?

Speaker 57 There might be your guys' advice.

Speaker 70 No, no, no.

Speaker 33 You keep it moving.

Speaker 101 You can listen to our advice.

Speaker 1 No, the advice is the world is shitty and shitty things happen, but if you

Speaker 48 if you spend all day thinking about a bridge that collapsed six months ago, what I don't think about anything we know that

Speaker 41 just keep it moving Hank. Yeah, just keep living man.
Just keep it moving.

Speaker 16 If there's a new cure, who cares?

Speaker 57 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 9 This is crazy. This guy should probably be arrested.

Speaker 13 Uh-oh.

Speaker 9 I live in Philadelphia with three other diehard Eagles fans. We've been dealing with...
That's the arrest?

Speaker 9 We've been dealing with a rat issue out front and on the back patio with our trash cans, which we have to leave out there. If the Eagles lose, we decided we would massacre them to take our anger out.

Speaker 74 Okay, yes.

Speaker 9 How should we do it? Don't. It won't matter because we will win my lot.
And should we feed them a big meal if we win?

Speaker 87 I think you're going to be able to do that.

Speaker 34 Everything is on the right.

Speaker 74 Italian food. Your thoughts.

Speaker 16 Here's what you do. If the Eagles win, if the birds win, you need to reward those rats, and they are your new god right now.

Speaker 76 Party sub. If the

Speaker 13 Eagles wins, party sub out there.

Speaker 16 You just got to get some cats.

Speaker 95 Yeah.

Speaker 16 And just let nature take its course.

Speaker 86 I don't think that you should kill the rats.

Speaker 51 Massacre.

Speaker 41 Rats are rat extermination.

Speaker 9 Rats are the worst. No, I know, but like just saying, like thinking like a rat massacre.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 Just I mean, that's what they do every time they nuke the alleys in Chicago.

Speaker 28 That's a rat massacre.

Speaker 9 But do they say we're going to go massacre these motherfuckers?

Speaker 22 I mean, if you look at the signs, it says like this alley has been like carpet-bombed with poison.

Speaker 55 So, yeah, I'm kind of okay with it.

Speaker 54 Rats suck.

Speaker 9 True.

Speaker 61 Rats. The massacre, though.

Speaker 1 Please take video and send it to us.

Speaker 16 That implies that you're using your hands. I don't think that you should use your hands.

Speaker 4 I think you should use your hands.

Speaker 58 Like, that's the only way that you're allowed to do it.

Speaker 16 If you can catch the rat with your hand and choke it out. Yeah.
Rats never tap.

Speaker 9 Hypothetical for Max.

Speaker 9 You're out at sea with Jason Kelsey, Big Dom, and Nick Foles.

Speaker 50 Oh, wow.

Speaker 6 Who are you fucking first? Oh, Oh, wow.

Speaker 9 When out of nowhere, they're all captured by a gang of pirates.

Speaker 9 You must choose one to set free, one to live out their years as the pirates hostage, and one to be executed on the ship.

Speaker 53 Oh, my God. What will you do?

Speaker 9 Nick Foles, Jason Kelsey, Big Dom.

Speaker 5 So one to let free?

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 5 What does that mean?

Speaker 50 You just let free go home.

Speaker 9 They're all captured, and then they're no longer captured.

Speaker 69 So I'm a pirate in this scenario?

Speaker 16 No, you're the spokesperson.

Speaker 9 Your friends are captured by pirates. You're negotiating with them.
And they said, you can set one free. One of us is staying with us forever.
The other one's dying right now.

Speaker 126 I think this is easy.

Speaker 16 I think this is easy. Why?

Speaker 26 I have an answer.

Speaker 8 Give your answer then.

Speaker 17 Jason Kelsey's a pirate.

Speaker 46 He was born to be a pirate.

Speaker 62 He would probably enjoy being a pirate.

Speaker 16 I think also if we just, if we got rid of Jason Kelsey, it eliminates competition in the podcast game. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Nick Foles, you'd unfortunately have to kill kill Big Dom.

Speaker 62 You set free, and then he'll get vengeance.

Speaker 5 Big Dom is Big Dom was for sure being set free.

Speaker 47 Yeah, he'll get vengeance.

Speaker 66 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 76 He will find it.

Speaker 5 That was the only thing I knew. The other, I couldn't figure out the other two.

Speaker 30 We'll figure it out right now.

Speaker 6 I think

Speaker 98 this is good podcasting. I don't know.

Speaker 59 I don't want to answer this question.

Speaker 5 They're my guys. I love all of you.

Speaker 13 You have to answer the question.

Speaker 5 I love all those guys.

Speaker 50 You have to answer the question.

Speaker 50 Huh?

Speaker 9 If you don't answer them, they all die. Yeah.

Speaker 11 So I have to kill one yeah

Speaker 5 telling the pirates to execute them But the pirates that doesn't necessarily they could beat the pirates

Speaker 5 Sure, I think Nick Foles is such a winner he would just beat the pirates.

Speaker 22 Oh, so you so you're executing Nick Foles the one guy I'm not executing Nick Scott and you assume

Speaker 16 you're you think that you think that Nick Foles would stand a better chance going toe-to-toe with pirates than Big Dom would.

Speaker 42 Oh, I actually have his number.

Speaker 18 Should we call him right now and tell him that you executed him?

Speaker 5 I didn't execute him.

Speaker 4 It was,

Speaker 5 I mean, he beat Tom Brady. That's true.
You would have said the same thing about that.

Speaker 16 You know, Tom Brady didn't punt in that Super Bowl? That's crazy, huh?

Speaker 41 You just executed him.

Speaker 5 I didn't execute him.

Speaker 50 I said,

Speaker 109 I believe in him to be a winner. Okay.

Speaker 95 Defy all odds.

Speaker 16 That's a good FAQ.

Speaker 92 Nick Foles.

Speaker 16 Very frequently asked questions.

Speaker 9 All right, last one. If the birds win, how much shit do you think Max is going to give everyone for finally being a champion while on PMT?

Speaker 84 I actually don't think, I think he's going to just be so happy with himself that he doesn't.

Speaker 40 I don't think he's going to be thinking about us that much.

Speaker 16 There's nothing that we can say to hurt him in that moment.

Speaker 22 I think it's going to be more like a residual thing, like two months from now, a side comment's made and he's like Super Bowl champion.

Speaker 46 Like, that's where you're going to see it.

Speaker 90 Two months, full year.

Speaker 16 Yeah, he's not going to be able to do that. No, no, no, no, no, I'm saying he's not going to be back for like a year.

Speaker 76 Two months.

Speaker 43 Like, I don't think you're going to come on.

Speaker 44 If the Eagles win, I don't think you're going to come on just like straight talking shit.

Speaker 42 You're going to be so happy about the Eagles.

Speaker 89 And then like in two months, there'll be like a random comment.

Speaker 62 You'll be like, I'm a Super Bowl champion. I don't know what you're talking about.

Speaker 48 But yes, that will last for a long time.

Speaker 5 It'll change everything.

Speaker 42 Or it would change everything.

Speaker 22 And what happens if you lose?

Speaker 8 It's the same. We've been, we've

Speaker 16 been way worse. Why is it worse?

Speaker 51 It's just the same thing.

Speaker 76 No, it's worse.

Speaker 16 Again,

Speaker 5 I'm already looked at as second place guy.

Speaker 98 Yeah, it reaffirms.

Speaker 5 And then it's just, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 44 No, but you get even more second place.

Speaker 5 Add another one to the tally. It's fine.

Speaker 122 No,

Speaker 16 I think you're underestimating how bad it will be. It's going to be really bad.
Yeah, it'll be bad. I hope you win for your sake.

Speaker 83 No, you don't.

Speaker 100 You're right. You don't win at all.
I hope you win for my sake.

Speaker 74 Yeah, I hope you win.

Speaker 57 Yeah, bad.

Speaker 5 No, it'll just be, it'll be the same song and dance.

Speaker 19 Should we cash out and just bet the Chiefs? No, no.

Speaker 16 I mean, the one good part about the Eagles winning this would be Max just constantly shoving it in Hank's face all the time.

Speaker 9 That's fine.

Speaker 128 What? I wouldn't.

Speaker 5 Hank is my brother and my brother and birds.

Speaker 74 Okay, all right.

Speaker 13 We use your words there, Max.

Speaker 5 Think of what I was, I was going to say brother in arms, and I don't know, brother in birds.

Speaker 85 So

Speaker 16 yeah, Max,

Speaker 16 if you lose, it'll definitely be bad. I think it'll be worse.
You're underestimating how bad it's going to be. But if you win, you're going to do that thing where you get so happy that you're angry.

Speaker 16 Yeah. Oh, yeah.
And you're going to be screaming every time. I'm going to be screaming.

Speaker 9 No matter what.

Speaker 34 It's going to be crying.

Speaker 16 No, you're not going to be screaming, but you'll be the happiest you've ever been in your life.

Speaker 42 No matter what, Monday's show is going to be incredible.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 76 Monday's show is going to be incredible.

Speaker 50 Okay.

Speaker 84 Let's kick it to ourselves. We got lottery ball.

Speaker 42 There was actually an AWO tweeted me today.

Speaker 2 He said that he's been guessing the number since the beginning of the lottery ball machine. He's never gotten it.

Speaker 16 That's crazy. Do you have anybody like that?

Speaker 40 Well, memes, listen, credit to memes.

Speaker 44 He didn't guess it for the first, what, year?

Speaker 40 So this guy is somehow worse.

Speaker 44 This is Chris, CM Marsha51. Shout out.

Speaker 15 He said he had to come clean because it was bothering him.

Speaker 2 For the entire history of the lottery ball machine, he has never gotten it right.

Speaker 86 That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 15 Let me know if you ever get it right because I am now invested in this.

Speaker 46 All right, let's kick it to ourselves.

Speaker 89 Okay, numbers, memes, if you get the number during Super Bowl week, I mean, mean, this is Max's week, but if you get

Speaker 116 no, we've upgraded from Eagles week to max week.

Speaker 50 Oh, okay, Max Week.

Speaker 25 I like that.

Speaker 42 It's Max versus the Chiefs.

Speaker 89 Numbers.

Speaker 43 80, 85. I'm going to guess two.

Speaker 109 11.

Speaker 116 I'm thinking of players on the

Speaker 81 Eagles.

Speaker 84 You're not going to get it.

Speaker 86 All right, 77.

Speaker 84 You're never going to get it, memes.

Speaker 96 Thirty,

Speaker 82 thirty

Speaker 82 love you guys.