Jimmy Tatro In Studio, Nick Wright Talking Chiefs And Super Bowl, Birthday Episode And Fyre Fest Of The Week

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have a two for the people. We've got our good friend Jimmy Tatro in studio.
He flew into Chicago to come hang with us.

Speaker 1 And then we have our other good friend, Nick Wright, talking about the Chiefs. We figured we're going to be doing a lot of Eagles content, so we wanted to give a Chiefs fan

Speaker 1 a moment, and Nick is one of the best to do it, so it was an awesome interview with him. We're going to do Firefest of the week.

Speaker 3 We're going to talk a little.

Speaker 1 Listen, it's the bye week before the Super Bowl, so maybe some national sports podcast stories,

Speaker 1 maybe a couple picks before we get to Super Bowl week.

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Speaker 3 Okay, let's go. I love guys who like football.
And guys who like football, they like me back, and I like them back.

Speaker 3 And even guys that don't like football,

Speaker 3 they try to avoid me because I'm always trying to get them to like football.

Speaker 3 Football.

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Speaker 1 Today is Friday, January 31st. Happy birthday, PFT.

Speaker 10 Happy birthday, big cat. Happy birthday, PFT.

Speaker 1 Happy birthday, PFT, because this is coming out for the birthday.

Speaker 10 What day is it right now?

Speaker 1 It is my birthday right now, but it's your birthday when people are listening to this.

Speaker 10 How does being 40 feel?

Speaker 1 I feel wiser than all of you. I feel smarter.

Speaker 1 No, I've actually been dreading it, and now that it's happened, it's like, just move on. I don't really like my birthday anymore.
Birthdays kind of suck now.

Speaker 10 Just move on. Do you see the finger in the butt yet? No.
Stroke of midnight.

Speaker 1 Right in the bud. We have to do do it.
Should we do our kiss? Let's do our kiss. So, this is: if you're listening on the podcast, go subscribe on the YouTube.

Speaker 1 PFT and I are going to do our annual kiss between our birthdays. So you'll have to watch it.
You can't listen to it. Well, you can listen to it, but go watch it right now.

Speaker 1 And also subscribe to YouTube.

Speaker 10 All right, here it goes.

Speaker 3 Three, two, one.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 3 Oh, my God. Poker me.

Speaker 3 You must have pickles.

Speaker 3 Spitting their daddy.

Speaker 1 And that was our kiss.

Speaker 3 Pretty good. I think that was our best one yet.

Speaker 1 I think that was our best one yet. Yeah.
Podcast listeners, you just have to leave it to your imagination, I guess.

Speaker 10 Hank, how'd you feel about that?

Speaker 3 It's gross.

Speaker 1 Hank, it's two men who love each other very dearly

Speaker 1 sharing an intimate moment on their birthdays.

Speaker 3 What's your problem, bro?

Speaker 10 Guys can't care about each other anymore.

Speaker 1 I don't like how Hank has had Hank and memes. I don't like their attitudes.
Memes wants us to die. Hank just loves to comment about our age.

Speaker 1 Max is the only one who's got our back because I think Max is just still so hungover from the case race. He doesn't even know where he is right now.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he popped a blood vessel in his eye.

Speaker 3 Oh, that's always a good one.

Speaker 10 I spent pretty much all day yesterday puking, taking gummies, puking. Yeah, it was a good day.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, but we are 40. You're listening to us as 40.

Speaker 3 We're going to just, we're going to move past it.

Speaker 1 We're going to be fine. I don't like Hank's attitude or face or look or anything.
I think it can exist.

Speaker 10 Once I'm 40, I'm going to get in good shape.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 After the Super Bowl, I'm going to get in good shape spreading. After March Madness.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I'm going to be jacked up by the time I'm 41.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 1 National Sports Podcast. So this is always the weird week because it's like we haven't fully transitioned off football.

Speaker 1 Do the Saints finally have a head coach? Is it Kellen Moore? Mike McCarthy's McCarthy's sitting out a year. So he's just.

Speaker 1 What do you think the people at Pro Football Focus said when they saw the alert that Mike McCarthy is sitting out a year? And they're like, holy shit,

Speaker 1 he's going to re-up his

Speaker 3 prescription. He's going to live with him.

Speaker 10 I think they're in Cincinnati, right?

Speaker 10 Yeah, Mike McCarthy's going to move to Cincinnati and just spend a year farting and watching film and looking at a computer screen while somebody tells him what this cell means.

Speaker 10 And he's going to come back. He must have an idea of what jobs could open up next year.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess. But it also, could it be the end?

Speaker 10 No, he's taking a year off.

Speaker 1 He's taking a year off.

Speaker 3 Yeah. So is it Kellen Moore, though?

Speaker 1 Is Kellen Moore going to be the Saints head coach?

Speaker 10 I think it might be Kellen Moore. Yeah, I think he's been doing a lot of, he's been getting his staff together.
He's been really focused on his interviews with the Saints.

Speaker 10 I think this bodes well for his chance of being hired.

Speaker 1 Are we worried, Max, that Kellen Moore is thinking about the Saints and not the Eagles?

Speaker 11 It is what it is. That's what happens in football.
Sometimes, if you're a good team, other teams are going to want your coordinators, and I'm not going to cry about it.

Speaker 3 Okay, okay. That's a really good answer.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think he'd be a good coach for the Saints.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 11 Yeah, I think he's a good football coach. Saints that Jalen Hurts looks like he'll probably have his ninth offensive coordinator in eight years.

Speaker 3 That's a real like that.

Speaker 10 Let's talk about Jalen Hurts the same way we talk about Baker Bayfield. Yeah.

Speaker 1 He just keeps getting. Maybe Jalen Hurts is just, he's the Rainmaker.
He keeps getting guys hired.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he's too good. He is too good.

Speaker 1 And then Memes,

Speaker 1 you're just giddy about going to New Orleans. What's going on here?

Speaker 1 Memes laughed today.

Speaker 3 It's Eagles Week. It's Eagles Week.

Speaker 11 New Orleans is a very happy place.

Speaker 1 Does it feel like Max, that memes is kind of stealing this from you? The Eagles Week thing?

Speaker 11 No, I would prefer it to be on him.

Speaker 3 Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 So it's Eagles Week.

Speaker 3 No, it's all about Max.

Speaker 10 But it's your own. When you say it's Eagles Week, are you saying that because you want more spotlight on Max?

Speaker 3 No, no.

Speaker 12 I have a prediction that over the next week we're going to be very Eagles focused.

Speaker 10 Yeah, for the record,

Speaker 10 I would be Chiefs focused, too, if we can get good interviews with Chiefs players.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but the Chiefs don't really want to give us interviews. But we do have Nick Wright on today who's very good, and he is a die-hard Chiefs fan.
So

Speaker 1 we're trying, Chiefs fans. I know that they think it's slanted against them.
We're trying.

Speaker 11 It should be slanted against you.

Speaker 3 Why?

Speaker 11 Because fuck them.

Speaker 1 Today's, you get Chiefs' Day. Okay, you get Chiefs' Day and then Eagles Week.
Yes. And Eagles Week.
Okay.

Speaker 10 That's fair. How are you feeling in terms of your confidence level, Max?

Speaker 11 I can't get too worked up. It's too early to get too worked up.

Speaker 1 It's too early to get too worked up. I like that.

Speaker 3 That's my answer. I like that.

Speaker 1 That's a good answer.

Speaker 10 Not worked up right now.

Speaker 3 Correct. Okay.

Speaker 2 I'm calm, cool, collective.

Speaker 1 And we do have a big interview coming on Monday, so get excited for everyone. We're going to have a big Super Bowl week.
We got a lot of big interviews. We got a lot of big interviews.
Eagles week.

Speaker 3 Eagles Week.

Speaker 1 Are you worried about one of the interviews and how much you love that person?

Speaker 11 Don't do this yet. Why?

Speaker 3 Don't do this yet. Why? A couple.

Speaker 1 A couple, but really the one on Wednesday feels like he's, you know.

Speaker 10 I'll give a hint.

Speaker 10 He's the brother of a player who's in the game. This is

Speaker 3 what is doing here.

Speaker 10 It could be Jackson Mahomes.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it could be.

Speaker 1 It could be Jackson Mahomes.

Speaker 11 Everyone knows I'm the biggest Jackson Mahomes fan. Right.

Speaker 3 The Italy Jacks.

Speaker 1 It's going to be a big week. All right.
So national sports podcast.

Speaker 1 I have a couple headlines I wanted to read to you guys.

Speaker 1 And then we are going to give one early prop pick for the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 National Sports Podcast, though.

Speaker 1 Did you see Adam Silver floats the idea of a 10-minute NBA quarter?

Speaker 1 Wind horse fingers, that would be interesting that they'd make a 10-minute quarter right when LeBron retires, and then no one can beat any of his records.

Speaker 10 That is interesting.

Speaker 3 That's interesting.

Speaker 10 Or it'd be interesting if they shorten the length of the quarters to help the older players in the league

Speaker 10 that are still around. Maybe a one-year trial for the shorter quarters.

Speaker 3 What do you think, Hank?

Speaker 1 I think it would be. Put your fingers up.

Speaker 5 I think it would be bad for bench players.

Speaker 5 There would be less parody in the league, and there would just be, you know,

Speaker 5 all the stars could play more minutes. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But you got a lot of stars.

Speaker 5 We do have a lot of stars.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 5 But I think for league parity, it'd be bad. Unless they add, they're going to add two more teams, I think, is my takeaway.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 10 Where do you think they should go?

Speaker 1 Vegas

Speaker 3 and Seattle.

Speaker 1 You got to say Seattle. Seattle.
Give Seattle a shout out. Fuck fuck Seattle.

Speaker 3 Why? Fuck Seattle. Seattle.

Speaker 5 I used to have beef with Seattle.

Speaker 3 I forget.

Speaker 5 They called it Bad Sports Town, and now people from Seattle don't forget.

Speaker 1 So you started the beef. Yeah, maybe.

Speaker 10 Does this go back to the Super Bowl?

Speaker 5 No.

Speaker 5 It was on the show. It was an offhanded comment that

Speaker 3 you might have been during.

Speaker 10 It might have been during

Speaker 3 the Mariners. Yeah.

Speaker 10 MLB playoffs.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you just were like, fuck them.

Speaker 10 When they had that one-game playoff in the game that lasted like 18 innings.

Speaker 5 Maybe that's what it was, Bad Sports Town. I forget.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they got a home run match, and then you were like Bad Sports Town, anyways, right when they're at their lowest.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you just kicked them when they were down whatever

Speaker 1 all right so you you're against it yeah

Speaker 3 um

Speaker 1 yeah that was the that was the one big story and then i had uh let's see uh i've got a couple other yeah wemby fed up with shoves and unfair lack of calls okay was another one um wemby you you can't be upset this early it's not like the french to complain no but you can't be upset this early i also saw a stat and this let pop do that that's that's what pop's job is yeah it's like manipulate the media yeah he works the refs i saw a stat i don't have the exact numbers but it was it was wild it was a screenshot of of the sixers game last night and it was oh yeah i saw that that same stat yeah yeah it was like joel and beat games played in nba career like 430 games missed 400.

Speaker 1 oh the one that i saw was how much money he's been paid to to sit out ah i think it was like 125 million or something but the sixers are almost in the playoffs now Which I'm rooting for them to get there because I want the Poles to be in the in the lottery.

Speaker 1 I think they're virtually tied for the Poles for the 10th.

Speaker 11 You guys are tied, yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so that's huge. We are, whatever.
Yeah, that's huge.

Speaker 1 All right, what were your stories?

Speaker 10 National Sports Podcast. Yes, National Sports Podcast.
Cam Newton was asked the question whether he would rather win a Super Bowl or an MVP. You know what he said?

Speaker 3 MVP. He said MVP.

Speaker 10 Yeah. So embrace debate.

Speaker 10 Embrace debate. If I was a MVP winner and not a Super Bowl winner, I would say the exact same thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I remember when we had Chris Carter on, I don't know, it was like six or seven years ago, and he said that he would rather be in the Hall of Fame than win a Super Bowl, and I thought that was crazy.

Speaker 1 But the more I thought about it, I was like, Hall of Fame, you could maybe say that because you're immortalized forever, and there's only, you know, a handful of those guys that were the best of the best, best.

Speaker 1 MVP, I think, is where I draw the line where I'd rather have a Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 Yeah, probably.

Speaker 10 Now, two-time MVP.

Speaker 1 Two-time MVP, but then you might be Hall of Famer.

Speaker 10 That means great career.

Speaker 3 That could be Hall of Famer.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 But I understand why Cam would say that. Yeah.
I would say that too if I were him.

Speaker 1 But I i did kind of evolve a little bit on the chris carter one where i was like you know what hall of fame is pretty insane and you are i don't know how many how many actual nfl hall nfl hall of fame is a lot a lot more exclusive too yeah like basketball hall of fame who cares uh mlb baseball is definitely the most exclusive baseball like too much so yeah But think about how many players play in the NFL.

Speaker 1 I mean, there's 53 guys on a roster and what they let in, like, five a year. So being an NFL Hall of Famer, that is is pretty fucking crazy.

Speaker 10 We didn't talk about the Ichiro thing when he was selected for the Hall of Fame, but it was not unanimous. Of course.

Speaker 10 And then every media member was like, we need the name of this person that did not put Ichiro on the Hall of Fame ballot.

Speaker 10 And they should be thanking the guy in the media that didn't do that because it gave them a full day of things to talk about on their sports show of how could Ichiro not be unanimous Hall of Famer.

Speaker 10 Okay. That guy actually did a great job.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That guy, yeah,

Speaker 1 you need that out there every single time. Wasn't Jeter the same way?

Speaker 10 Yeah, I think Jeter was the same way.

Speaker 1 There's never been a unanimous

Speaker 11 Mariana or Rivera.

Speaker 1 Maybe, yes. I think that might be right.
378 members in the Pro Football Hall of Fame total. That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 10 It would be a good club to be in. Yeah.
Plus, you get the speech, you get the statue.

Speaker 1 You get the gold jacket.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, what was your other national sports headline?

Speaker 10 National sports headline. Somebody in the UK has been arrested for cyber farting.

Speaker 1 Oh, I saw this.

Speaker 10 So

Speaker 10 this woman took a camera on her phone, front-facing camera, and then put it up to her ass and then farted into it and then sent that video to somebody. So it's not even farting in real life.

Speaker 10 It was cyber farting. The quote from the judgment said, Miss Evans passing wind, her face smiling at the camera.
The victim was a woman by the name of Deborah. Priertek.
Okay.

Speaker 10 She said that the booty belches made her feel unsafe in her own home. It was purely malicious.
She was smirking throughout, and she found it hilarious, but the victim did not.

Speaker 10 So now Miss Evans, the fartur, has to go to 15 rehab sessions, 16 days of or 60 days of alcohol abstinence, and she has a two-year restraining order following her fart.

Speaker 3 Damn.

Speaker 10 So

Speaker 10 has justice been served?

Speaker 3 I don't know. Will Compton's in trouble.

Speaker 10 He's in big trouble.

Speaker 1 I actually sent him.

Speaker 10 Don't go to Britain.

Speaker 1 He tried to send me a fart for my birthday today, and he couldn't muster one up.

Speaker 1 Not saying, I mean, listen, that's just sad because everyone always expected Will Compton would be able to get a fart out. So I just sent him one back.

Speaker 1 What would you say the prison sentence would be for this one? I'll play it. I took a video of it.
There's nothing like farting in your phone. It's just always a good time.

Speaker 1 All right, give me my prison sentence.

Speaker 3 That wasn't too bad. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's like 60 days.

Speaker 3 I'll be some probation. I think probation.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Maybe some light community work.

Speaker 10 That reminds me, I wanted to do

Speaker 10 a spaces on Twitter, but it's just OnlyFarts

Speaker 10 where it's just people farting the entire time. And you raise your hand if you think that you can fart.

Speaker 3 I think someone did that. No, no, it's my snap.

Speaker 11 I have a Snapchat group chat.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 11 That's called OnlyFarts.

Speaker 10 OnlyFarts? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 And you share it with your friends.

Speaker 11 Yeah, it's just the only thing that goes on in that group chat is just videos of farting.

Speaker 10 I just want to, I want a Twitter spaces that is nothing but 30 minutes of just people farting the entire time and laughing. And you can laugh at the farts.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you have to be able to laugh at the farts.

Speaker 1 Okay, and do we have any other national sports podcast stories that we have to talk about?

Speaker 10 Yeah, as first reported on part of my take by our dear friend, Jerry O'Connell, Matt Stafford is coming back.

Speaker 1 Oh, he did the research.

Speaker 10 We got that by listening to Kelly's podcast.

Speaker 1 Listen, there were some people who were like, you guys were too hard on JOC. We love J-O-C.
We just demand excellence at this program.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I mean, we wanted to hear him fight for his job. And he did, to his credit.
He said, I'm not going to share managing duties. Yeah, we wanted that fire from him, right?

Speaker 1 That might have cost him the managing duties, that ultimatum that he threw at us, but it was good that he did the research and got that.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it was good to hear. It was good to hear him fight a little bit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, shout out to AWLs.

Speaker 1 This kind of is mind-blowing, but Spotify released, what was the exact thing?

Speaker 5 They did awards.

Speaker 1 They did awards. Spotify did awards, so they did like total downloads in the history of the shows.
Was that what it is?

Speaker 5 Inaugural podcaster milestone awards.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 5 So the first group of honorees are getting plaques. Okay.
Three tiers based on total lifetime to date streams globally. Bronze is $100 million.
Silver is $250. Gold is 500.

Speaker 1 So there's 500 downloads, 250 downloads, 100 downloads.

Speaker 5 The 500 list was.

Speaker 5 Sorry, I'm trying to find it exactly.

Speaker 1 I think it was Joe Rogan.

Speaker 5 500 and Crime Junkie.

Speaker 1 Okay, so Joe Rogan got in Crime Junkie.

Speaker 5 And then the Silver podcast, which is 250 million plus cumulative streams to date, are Dateline NBC, My Favorite Murder, and Part of My Take

Speaker 1 Cat and PFT Commentary. That is pretty mind-blowing.

Speaker 1 Outside of just basically True Crime and Joe Rogan, we're up there. So thank you to everyone who listens.
So we get a plaque?

Speaker 3 We're getting a plaque? We're getting a plaque.

Speaker 10 We're getting a plaque even though Spotify fired all their people, Hank?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, listen,

Speaker 3 at least they're doing something. They're making it up to Hank for that.
Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 10 Also, yesterday,

Speaker 3 I'm sorry, by the way.

Speaker 5 Like, I don't, I don't, I feel bad for the Spotify people that got fired, but also this, like, I have to acknowledge the rapt was bad.

Speaker 1 Also, this story is like, I mean, the fact that 250 million and we're the only sports podcast with a silver plaque. What do you got, memes? You got your hand up.

Speaker 12 Didn't we hit a billion downloads a year ago?

Speaker 10 Maybe this is Spotify exclusive. Spotify.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 So we got to be close to that 500. Bump us up, Spotify.

Speaker 1 Yeah, give us a little, yeah, or bump us up AWLs.

Speaker 3 Get us that.

Speaker 1 But it's still, it was like one of those moments where you take a step back, you're like, holy shit, like there's, it's basically true crime in us and Joe Rogan. That's insane.

Speaker 1 And 250 million downloads is, can't wait for our plaque. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Very cool.
I can't wait to lose our plaque.

Speaker 10 Love you guys.

Speaker 3 We will lose it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we're going to lose it easily.

Speaker 10 There was another piece of news yesterday that I discovered by reading a press release.

Speaker 10 But apparently, me and Big Cat own a football team in Mexico now.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 So we teamed up with Mr. Kittle,

Speaker 10 Mr. Greg Olson,

Speaker 10 Mr. Ryan Khalil.

Speaker 10 Who else? Who else? Blake Griffin.

Speaker 3 Blake Griffin, yeah.

Speaker 1 I think Christian McCaffrey.

Speaker 1 So it was very funny because

Speaker 1 so I had a Zoom with Ryan Khalil and Blake Griffin, I think it was maybe two months ago, and they had this idea they're going to buy a team,

Speaker 1 an American football team in Mexico. There's a league.

Speaker 1 I think our team actually is the Monterey Osos, which is Bears. And

Speaker 1 so I talked to them. I was like, we're in.
This sounds awesome.

Speaker 1 They did all the legwork.

Speaker 1 And then about a week and a half ago, Ryan Khalil and Blake Griffin text me they're like hey what's your address we want to send you some hats and i just didn't read the second paragraph and it was just we're close to finalizing the deal want to mention you and pft in the press release if that's cool and i responded for the hats saying here's our address and uh that sounds great and then last night pft was like hey did we actually buy part of this team And I was like, oh, fuck.

Speaker 1 I guess I didn't read the second part of the paragraph. So yeah, we did.

Speaker 10 That's pretty cool. Yeah.
As owners,

Speaker 10 what can we say? Osos Vuelto. Yeah, we got to get to the Glory Hole.

Speaker 1 What's the Glory Hole in Spanish?

Speaker 10 I don't know, but Osos an Vuelto means bears are back.

Speaker 3 Bears are back.

Speaker 10 All right, let's see. They got a cool logo, too.

Speaker 1 English to Spanish. You guys are also...

Speaker 1 You guys know owners?

Speaker 5 No, we mean we know them.

Speaker 3 You know us? Yeah.

Speaker 10 So congrats to that. As an owner, I plan on hiring smart football people and then letting them do their job.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 uh agujera de la gloria there we go so we got to get to the agu agujara de la gloria that's all we need yeah and those windows are not they're not as big as you think they are yeah do you still have swansee is that is that a thing i think so

Speaker 1 i think so but maybe i actually don't i think actually they might have i think they have you ever signed paperwork for the breakers i don't think so

Speaker 10 I think we might have.

Speaker 1 I don't think so.

Speaker 10 The Breakers, I think we did.

Speaker 1 And then we have the Water Dogs.

Speaker 10 Nice little portfolio.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Listen, we've won at least one championship.

Speaker 3 Yep.

Speaker 1 So that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 3 we're owners. Let's

Speaker 3 go.

Speaker 10 I don't fucking know.

Speaker 10 E-game, e-sports.

Speaker 1 E-games.

Speaker 3 E-games is what I was going to say as well.

Speaker 10 We'll do an esports team.

Speaker 1 E-sports team.

Speaker 15 A paintball team?

Speaker 1 Maybe, yeah. I'd like to get a paintball team.

Speaker 10 Like to hire Jake on that?

Speaker 3 Yeah. Gotcha.
Gotcha.

Speaker 1 But yeah, congrats to us.

Speaker 2 Pretty cool. Pretty cool.

Speaker 3 Pretty cool.

Speaker 10 I don't know what we're going to be doing or how we're going to be running the team, but I do know that the standard is the standard.

Speaker 3 And Agujera de la Gloria, it's coming.

Speaker 10 Osos Vuelta.

Speaker 3 Osos Vuelto.

Speaker 1 Okay, before we do a quick little, maybe five-minute preview of

Speaker 3 the big game.

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Speaker 3 Okay,

Speaker 1 Max, how are we feeling? We're going to do our favorite props.

Speaker 1 One week out favorite props. We'll do a full prop show on Friday before the actual Super Bowl, but this is a one week out.

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Speaker 3 Max, how are we feeling? Week out?

Speaker 11 I feel good. I mean,

Speaker 11 I'm not letting myself really worry until I get to New Orleans.

Speaker 11 New Orleans is going to be. You're going to see all the Super Bowl stuff around the city.
There's going to be all the Eagles, Chiefs, you know, banners. And that's when I'm really going to start

Speaker 11 getting nervous because

Speaker 11 I can't do two weeks of freak out.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 You can't. You can't.

Speaker 1 But you might.

Speaker 11 No, I can't. Okay.

Speaker 10 Do you have a prop that you like, Max?

Speaker 11 My prop, I think that Devontae Smith do.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 11 I think he,

Speaker 11 50-plus yards. I feel good about Devontae Smith.
Okay.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 3 Hank, do you have a prop?

Speaker 5 Yeah, Yeah, I don't feel as excited. I'm really just

Speaker 3 blah. What's wrong? It's going to be blah.
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 Eagles and Chiefs. I don't really like it.

Speaker 13 Future, dude. Your biggest future.

Speaker 3 Biggest future of your life.

Speaker 1 Get up off the mat.

Speaker 5 But I know the Eagles are going to lose, and it's like I'm going to be rooting so hard against the Chiefs, and then I'm going to be mad at the Eagles.

Speaker 5 So I feel like it's just going to be...

Speaker 5 It's going to suck. The prop that I will be betting that I'll be rooting for is Patrick Mahomes over one half interception.
So Patrick Mahomes will throw an interception.

Speaker 10 What about just going to New Orleans? It doesn't get you jazzed up.

Speaker 5 It does. I had a little bit of a scary situation last time I was in New Orleans.

Speaker 5 A little bit freaked out, if I'm being honest.

Speaker 5 Shaken up.

Speaker 1 Yeah. But

Speaker 1 even if the Chiefs are going to win, just think about how hilarious it's going to be to laugh at Max.

Speaker 3 Like, that's true.

Speaker 3 That's going to be...

Speaker 1 We've done it.

Speaker 1 We need new. We need something new.
No, I mean, this is Super Bowl, though. Like, this is...

Speaker 1 It would be one thing if we were laughing at him for Villanova not making the tournament. Like that's like, oh, who cares? Like they didn't make the tournament.

Speaker 3 This is Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 These are these are for the Max haters. But it's their Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 But for me, that's the thing.

Speaker 5 It's like it is, I am the, you know, the top of the mountain of Max haters, and no one loves reveling in his misery more than me, but it comes at the cost of Tom Brady and his legacy.

Speaker 5 And some things are bigger than Max being in misery.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying don't. I'm not saying

Speaker 5 I'd rather the Eagles win.

Speaker 3 If I had a chance, it's the Eagles.

Speaker 1 But the Eagles can win this game, and I'm saying that no matter what, if the Eagles end up losing this game, there's at least a prize at the end of it.

Speaker 3 It's him.

Speaker 5 But then you have to, it's the narrative that you have to answer those questions forever.

Speaker 1 That's how I'm getting ready for Super Bowl.

Speaker 5 They're tough questions to answer.

Speaker 10 Nightmare scenario is the Chiefs win and Tom Brady screws up the call.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 5 If the Chiefs win, the conversations are tough. They're tough arguments to make.
You're really like, I'm really going to have to get in the lab.

Speaker 3 You're going to have to reading.

Speaker 10 yeah the but if they lose then we're good I'm not cashing out my future on the Eagles I'm rooting for the Eagles I'm rooting for Max but if they end up losing and I lose this money I know that I got a nice consolation prize in just looking at him like that's there yeah and he's gonna get back to the exact same level that he was the last time they lost oh yeah like right now he's trying to play cool he's not he's not doing a good job no but he's trying next week we're gonna be around the eagles he's gonna see some of his heroes it's gonna to be a week of him seeing other Birds fans being like, we fucking got this, Max.

Speaker 1 We're going to interview Jason Kelsey. Yeah.

Speaker 3 It could be Jackson Mahomes. Yeah, it might be Jackson Mahomes.

Speaker 11 It might be Jackson. Either Jason Kelsey.

Speaker 3 Jason Barkley. Yep.
Yep. Jason Barkley, Saquon's brother.

Speaker 10 Jax Delente.

Speaker 1 All right, so what's your prop, Hank?

Speaker 3 Patrick Mahomes over in your center.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 10 I'm looking for no doinks. I don't see no doinks listed just yet.
I'm hopeful that they'll put it back up next week. But I am going to be taking over three and a half field goals.
The Gremlin bet.

Speaker 10 It's at plus 125 right now. I like it.
And I think they got two great kickers.

Speaker 3 I like it. I'm going,

Speaker 1 I think this has got to be a huge Dallas Goddard game. So I'm going Dallas Goddard over 60 yards receiving plus 119.

Speaker 1 So it's plus money. I think this is a Dallas Goddard game.
He's got to eat. He's also, he leads the Eagles in receiving yards in the playoffs.

Speaker 1 It feels like he's going to get his five or six targets, and he's had it.

Speaker 1 I'm just thinking off the top of my head, there's been at least two that I can think of where he broke for like 30-plus yards. So, Dallas Goddard,

Speaker 1 recurring guest. Eat.
I like it. You like that, Max?

Speaker 11 Love it. Love it.

Speaker 10 Who do you think Taylor Swift is rooting for in this game?

Speaker 10 Chiefs. But she's from Philly, right?

Speaker 3 Chiefs.

Speaker 11 She's from Philly adjacent.

Speaker 1 What did future guest Jason Kelsey say about who he's rooting for?

Speaker 10 Oh, he said it was kind of talking out of both sides of his mouth. He said, I'm going to root for my brother, and I'm going to root for the Eagles.
So if the Chiefs win, I'm going to be happy.

Speaker 10 If the Eagles win, I'm going to be happy.

Speaker 1 That's a fair way to look at it. I mean, he's kind of in an impossible spot.
Yeah, it sucks. Because he does have best friends on the Eagles, and then

Speaker 11 he was like, it's hard to root against family, but the people in Philly are my family, too. So

Speaker 11 he was like, if you're, he was like, if you really wanted to ask me, it's going to be tough to say that I don't want the Eagles to win, but I'm always rooting for Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 3 Right.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He should just bet all of Travis' props and then parlay it with the Eagles to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 10 It's 1 million percent a fair answer to give, but also at the same time, you can be like, oh, he's not picking a side. Yeah.

Speaker 11 Travis asked him if he would wear like the split team, the split team jersey, and he was like,

Speaker 11 he was like, I will not be wearing red.

Speaker 1 Also, I'll just say this, and we'll ask him this when we interview him on Wednesday. Max would be there.
Either

Speaker 1 or you know Jackson Mahomes. There's got to be like the big brother, little brother thing.

Speaker 3 If it's 4-1, that's pretty significant.

Speaker 1 Like you got to, I don't know how many more seasons Travis Kells is going to play, but 4-1 is now.

Speaker 1 He's got basically a whole hand versus year one.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I mean, especially since one of those could have been just immediately transferred over to him. Correct.

Speaker 3 Could Hailmary. Yeah, it could have.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 I'm excited to get to New Orleans.

Speaker 3 I'm excited for a great Super Bowl week. Me too.

Speaker 10 I've put the final number. I think my goal is to eat 15 gumbos.
I love that. 15 gumbos from the time I arrive to when I leave.
We're leaving on Saturday morning. Yeah.

Speaker 10 So Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, six days, 15 gumbos. I love that.

Speaker 1 I think it can happen. I love that for you.
Max is staying till Monday. He's going to the game.
We got to make sure that you got a real. I want to do.

Speaker 1 I think we got to do a Sunday morning, quick, like five-minute Zoom. We can just all zoom in of just the vibes, time capsule for the AWL so they can see Max before going to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 I think that's got to be, we got to do that, right?

Speaker 11 Do you think I'll be hungover for that Zoom call?

Speaker 3 Oh, you'll be so hungover.

Speaker 1 You might not even wake up for it.

Speaker 10 Are you going to drink champagne?

Speaker 11 I will. That's a promise.

Speaker 3 I will not be drinking champagne.

Speaker 1 Oh, I thought you were going to say as a promise I'm drinking champagne.

Speaker 3 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 11 I will not be drinking champagne. Getting drunk before the game.

Speaker 11 I will not be promising sobriety that Saturday evening.

Speaker 3 No, you got to get hammered.

Speaker 11 Yeah, I mean, you're going to get fucked up.

Speaker 11 I will not be promising sobriety that Saturday evening.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's a good number of people. That's all I have to say.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, let's get to our interviews.

Speaker 15 We got Jimmy Tatro.

Speaker 1 We got Nick Wright.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on our very, very, very good friend. He is in studio.
He made the trip just for us. It is the legend Jimmy Tatro.
He's got a new movie out.

Speaker 1 You can stream it now on Amazon Prime. Is that correct?

Speaker 13 That is correct.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're cordially invited.

Speaker 1 Go watch it. Support our guy.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Will Farrell produced this, right?

Speaker 13 Produced it, started it.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 that had to have been like a pinch-me moment where you've been doing all this. Your career's been taking off.

Speaker 1 Some people are saying, you know, basically since you came on PMT like eight years ago, it's like everything's been uphill from there.

Speaker 1 Some people are saying that, but was it like, holy fuck, I'm doing a movie with Will Farrell because this guy is, for anyone in our age range, like he's the goat.

Speaker 13 Yeah, he's definitely my goat.

Speaker 13 And it was definitely

Speaker 13 like, yeah, the whole time I was there,

Speaker 13 you'd be just hanging out, kicking it.

Speaker 13 And then there'd be like that part of me that'd be creeping in, like, almost nudging myself, like, dude, that's fucking Will Farrell.

Speaker 3 Yeah, right.

Speaker 3 Shut up, Jimmy. Shut up.
Be chill.

Speaker 13 Be chill right now.

Speaker 13 But he's like, I don't know. They say don't meet your heroes.
That guy is like everything I hoped he would be and more. He's just so cool, so funny.
Just,

Speaker 13 he's the best. Yeah.
I have nothing but nice things to say about that guy.

Speaker 1 And I like, did you ever find yourself?

Speaker 1 Because I think if I ever got in a situation where I was around Will Farrell or working with Will Farrell, I'd probably over laugh at all his jokes, but not in like a

Speaker 1 sarcastic way. Just be like, I think you're so funny.
I'm just going to laugh at every joke you've already made

Speaker 1 because I love you so much.

Speaker 13 It is funny. I mean, he's actually funny, but it is funny.
Like when you do a movie and there's like a big star on the movie, they can kind of say anything they want.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And like,

Speaker 3 a lot of times people are just

Speaker 3 get it?

Speaker 10 It's Will Farrell. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But it's not like in a mean because like, you know, when someone overlaughs at somebody, you're like, all right, dude, it wasn't that funny. You're mocking me.

Speaker 1 But like for him, like, no, sir, i i'm not mocking you i'm literally just laughing because every everything you've ever said is funny to me he he like gave us like a little him and reese gave like a little speech before the the premiere and

Speaker 13 i it seemed like he was just coming out to just like introduce the movie like you know they've done a few of those but you could tell the whole crowd was like just like oh what's he gonna say yeah he's gonna say something funny it's coming it's coming and he kind of like felt that and then it was like okay i guess i'll be funny yeah he started doing like a little bit and it ended up up being really funny.

Speaker 13 But I was like, it's got to be a lot of pressure to be

Speaker 13 to be Will Pharaoh. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but I mean, to Big Cat's point, it's like, whenever I see Will Farrell saying something serious, I think like, oh, that was kind of funny the way he said that.

Speaker 10 You know, like even the serious stuff, you misinterpret as a joke sometimes.

Speaker 13 You're like, you're like, it can't be. There's a bit coming.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's coming. It's serious now, but it's.

Speaker 13 There's going to be a punchline. I'm just waiting for it.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you probably also have to check your references around him. Like, make sure that you don't.
Everybody just says Will Farrell quotes all the time.

Speaker 3 That's true. Like,

Speaker 10 that escalated quickly. Yeah.
You can't really say that to Will Farrell. Or maybe you can.
Maybe it's like, remember that time you said that escalated quickly?

Speaker 10 It's just escalated quickly right now.

Speaker 1 I got a question about making a movie. This is a dumb question, but when did you film this movie?

Speaker 3 When or where? When?

Speaker 13 We filmed it in.

Speaker 13 2023 in like May.

Speaker 3 Okay, so yeah,

Speaker 1 this works. That's a long time between filming it and it coming out.
out. Do you, like, I would forget everything I did.

Speaker 1 Is that a weird experience to have filmed a movie, have a year and a half of life go by, and then be like, oh, shit. Yeah, I did do this movie.
It's coming out now.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Because it's happened. There's been movies I've done that have, like, even more time has passed, and I've like given up on them ever coming out.

Speaker 13 And then they come out and you're like, oh, okay, that's. And then you're watching it and you're like, oh, wow.
I hadn't even seen the movie.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 I watched it for the first time at the premiere

Speaker 13 because I finally got around around to watching the link and my power went out. And I was like, I think it's a sign.
I think I just need to watch it at the premiere for the first time.

Speaker 3 But I like them.

Speaker 13 I like watching them for the first time with the audience.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Kids get the vibe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because when we do our job is very different than making movies, but like when we do something, it comes out right away. So it's like, you know what I mean? Like it's, it's, it's instant.

Speaker 1 We tape a podcast. We do a video.
It's like, boom, it's out. So you remember everything and you can like converse about it.

Speaker 10 If we, if we wait, like we do interviews sometimes where we won't release it it for you know two weeks and i will not remember anything we talked about but you guys are also saying a lot more things true yeah that's accurate it's just not a good thing do you guys get do you guys get post-podcast anxiety where you you sometimes finish and you go what have i said there are sometimes yeah well during the show we'll say something and then immediately afterwards realize that we were 100 incorrect on it yeah and then you have to wait it's like a 12-hour death sentence where it's like okay this is going to come out everyone's going to be mad because i mixed up zay flowers and Trey Flowers' name.

Speaker 10 And so I just have to be prepared to see that non-stop tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 It is funny because I think we've been doing it long enough that I can pretty much tell you the minute we finish a show if I'm like,

Speaker 1 you know, we some shows are just not the best shows. Some shows are like that.
We crushed it. I can tell you right away, like, that was an awesome one.

Speaker 1 And like, sometimes I'd be like, that was a good one. You know, move the ball down the field.
Yeah. Wasn't anything special.
So I know right away. But yeah, PFT is right.

Speaker 1 When you know you fuck up a fact and you're like, I'm going to wake up tomorrow, and all my tweets are gonna be like, How could you say this? I'm like, just gotta live with that.

Speaker 3 Just feel like that.

Speaker 13 But then you, then you do it again, like, what, the next day?

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah, then we screw something else up, and then people move on.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah, just keep moving it.

Speaker 10 Just keep moving it. I'm curious to know how young you think you could play in a movie.
Like, what's your Hollywood age range that you have right now?

Speaker 13 I think it's getting

Speaker 13 further away from my 20s.

Speaker 13 But I think I could still, I think I could still play like 25.

Speaker 3 Okay. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 10 Not a high schooler anymore? I don't think so.

Speaker 13 so. Maybe in Greece.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Those movies always make me laugh so hard. And TV shows, especially where there's somebody who's very clearly in their 30s and they're playing like a high school junior.

Speaker 3 But I also

Speaker 13 was watching a movie. It was called, I think it was called The Idol Maker.
I don't know if you guys have seen this movie, but at one point in the movie, this guy says, Ma, I'm only 27.

Speaker 13 And I'm like looking at this actor and I'm like, there's no way you're 27. He's got like a receding receding hairline.
He's like, in my head, 45. Right.

Speaker 13 And I look him up because I'm curious to see how old he was when he filmed the movie. And he was 27.

Speaker 3 And I was like, oh, people did look a little older. Yeah.
Yeah. Cigarettes.

Speaker 10 Cigarettes and no sunscreen. Yeah.
You think that's a part of it?

Speaker 1 Those things definitely. Everyone's smoking cigarettes in bars.

Speaker 10 It'd be funny if they did like an American Pie, like coming of age story for high schoolers and everybody was in their 40s, like blatantly too old.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Where like all the high school kids were just middle-aged.

Speaker 3 I would watch that. Yeah, I would watch that for sure.

Speaker 1 So, are you,

Speaker 1 so you're a star, you're a movie star. We've been over this.
Yeah, ever since

Speaker 13 ever since PMT eight years ago.

Speaker 3 That's a film.

Speaker 1 You went from YouTube to being a movie star.

Speaker 13 He went from YouTube to part of my take,

Speaker 13 and then straight to the film business.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and then it just, it actually,

Speaker 1 what was that woman's name?

Speaker 3 Bobby Altoff.

Speaker 1 They're like, she's a plant. Yes.
Jimmy's actually a plant.

Speaker 3 He's a PMT plant. He's an industry plant.
I was a PMT.

Speaker 1 The studio execs were like, let's plug this guy into PMT and then see where it goes.

Speaker 13 And then it happened. They were like, holy shit.

Speaker 3 Holy fuck.

Speaker 13 Who is the next guy that they've planted?

Speaker 1 Two dudes that didn't even know who Jimmy was interviewed him. And man, it's going awesome.

Speaker 1 All right. So, but

Speaker 1 are we ready for our first super serious Let's Win an Oscar role?

Speaker 10 I think you should. I think there might be one that he's working on right now.

Speaker 3 Can Can I throw one? Oh.

Speaker 1 Well, I just watched, I just saw A Complete Unknown with

Speaker 1 Timothy Xiaome. Yes.

Speaker 3 It was awesome in it.

Speaker 1 What if we did the Sublime story and you were Bradley?

Speaker 13 Dude, they're actually working on that.

Speaker 3 Oh, really?

Speaker 13 Shit. And I actually

Speaker 13 was going to audition for it.

Speaker 13 But it said you have to know how to sing. And I was like, dude,

Speaker 13 I can't sing. Yeah.

Speaker 13 I have no faith in my singing.

Speaker 1 You would have had the SoCal thing down, though.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I would have had the SoCal thing down. But

Speaker 3 he's a singer. Yeah.

Speaker 10 The guy's a singer. So they need somebody that can sing.
Like, is Shalamay going to play Brad Knoll, too?

Speaker 3 I think he's...

Speaker 13 Shalomay will be playing everyone for now.

Speaker 10 Is anyone who can sing? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 That would be perfect for you. And I'm glad that they're making that movie.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 That's like...

Speaker 10 That's everything that I want out of a biopic. But yeah, playing somebody else.
Have you ever done that? Have you ever had to go back and play somebody who existed and you learn all about them?

Speaker 13 Yeah,

Speaker 13 I played this guy,

Speaker 13 Burt Kreiser.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 13 I mean, I really had to dig, to dig deep,

Speaker 13 to get in touch with who he was back

Speaker 13 then.

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 13 that's the only biopic I've done.

Speaker 3 I think

Speaker 13 I've taken a bit of a stance against biopic.

Speaker 13 I'm somewhat anti-biopic. Really?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Why?

Speaker 13 I just think

Speaker 13 enough.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 13 We've done them all, and people are starting to get the rights to stories before they're even done happening. Yeah.
Like, it's like something, like, news breaks.

Speaker 13 They're like the Luigi Mangione thing happens. Yeah, and then it's like someone gets the rights the next day.
Yeah. I'm like, dude, this hasn't even finished happening yet.

Speaker 13 Let the story at least end before you buy the rights to it and start casting someone to play the person?

Speaker 1 Counterpoint,

Speaker 1 I don't read, and that's how I learn about things.

Speaker 3 Through somewhat fictional biopicism. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 1 So you're kind of, you're making me even dumber than I am and I'm already pretty dumb. So I need, because I'll go see a biopic, I'll watch it, and I'll be like, oh, that was kind of cool.

Speaker 1 And then I'll read the guy's Wikipedia and I'll be like, oh, cool. And then I'll forget about it.
But that was like, that's kind of how I learned now.

Speaker 13 So you think pretty much every notable thing that's happened follows, for some reason, like the same story structure? Yes, yes.

Speaker 3 Like they all kind of. It's weird there's always a love interest halfway through.
Yeah, they always like get a girlfriend. Yeah.

Speaker 13 They all get into drugs,

Speaker 1 struggles, then they hit it. And then they're a little too, they hit the fame a little too hard.

Speaker 1 But then it is crazy.

Speaker 10 And then they give a good speech at the end and talk about how they turn their life around. And then after that, everything's great.

Speaker 3 Yeah. It's pretty cool.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 I actually, when when we were shooting this movie,

Speaker 13 this was one of my first experiences with Reese.

Speaker 13 I.

Speaker 1 Witherspoon.

Speaker 13 Witherspoon.

Speaker 13 Have you heard of the restaurant in LA? Like two years ago, was it the number one restaurant in LA? And it came out that the head chef had been

Speaker 13 murdering cats.

Speaker 3 What? Wild, whatever. What's the place called?

Speaker 13 Wild jacking off.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 1 It's not the same guy who had to come out and say that he never jerked off on his cat, right?

Speaker 10 No, that guy didn't come anywhere near his cat. The cat wasn't in the room.

Speaker 1 Because that also happened.

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 13 so this was a real thing that happened in LA. And this story broke.

Speaker 3 What restaurant?

Speaker 13 It was called, I don't want to put him on blast, but it was called.

Speaker 1 Oh, I mean, it sounds like if he's murdering cats, it jerked it off on him.

Speaker 13 The New York Times put out the article. So, you know, it's public knowledge, but it was called Horses.
Yeah, okay. And it was like...

Speaker 1 The restaurant was called Horses.

Speaker 10 It was called Horses. And then the chef accused her husband of killing their cat yeah like the divorce proceedings came out

Speaker 13 and and apparently the husband had been murdering cats okay so like when this story broke it was huge news

Speaker 13 everyone's phones are going off and i'm on set of the movie and i'm like seeing this and i get the text and i'm like oh my god And Meredith Hagner, who plays my wife, is like, what? And I tell her.

Speaker 3 And she goes, oh my God.

Speaker 13 Right as Reese walks up. And Rhys is like, What?

Speaker 13 And I'm like, Oh, no, it's just, it's, it's, it's nothing. You know, I don't want to be the, I don't want to be the guy that's like telling her this.
It's like my second interaction with her.

Speaker 13 You know, I don't want to have to tell her this story. Yeah.
So I'm like, ah, it's just, you know, some crazy story in LA.

Speaker 3 Meredith's like, tell her, Jimmy. I'm like, okay, well,

Speaker 13 you know, the restaurant, horses. She's like, yeah.
Apparently the chef's been,

Speaker 13 he's been murdering cats.

Speaker 3 She's like, oh my God.

Speaker 13 I'm like, I know, right? And I go to walk away and notice like, no, Jimmy, tell her the rest.

Speaker 3 While jacking off.

Speaker 3 She was like, oh, my God.

Speaker 13 And I'm like, that's now my first impression. I'm the guy that was like, I'm like the cat jack off guy.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 You were looking at your phone looking for stories about masturbating. Yeah.

Speaker 13 And I'm like, this is not how I wanted my first impression to go here.

Speaker 3 Yeah. My Google alert alert went off.

Speaker 10 There's a Jack Off Kat story.

Speaker 1 I got it set up. But that actually, I mean, I've always Google Alerts.
It's thrilling to break news to people.

Speaker 1 I don't know if that's the news you want to break to someone, but it is thrilling to break news to people.

Speaker 13 It is. I just didn't want to be the guy breaking that news because then I was like, there's an immediate association now with me and this story.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she looks at you and she thinks of cats being come on. Yeah.

Speaker 13 In my head, that's what was about to happen.

Speaker 10 Yeah, Netflix has the rights to the story, so it's going to be into a movie. That's really what it is.

Speaker 10 Anytime something happens, you see people immediately just say, like, oh, I can't wait for the Netflix documentary about this.

Speaker 13 I said this on set, and then one of the producers was like,

Speaker 13 I hear her almost say to herself, I wonder who has the rights.

Speaker 3 I was like, are you serious?

Speaker 18 This happened today. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Oh, you should, when they do the Hawk Tua story, maybe you could be Pookie. Yeah.
Or just a Pookie documentary. Yeah.

Speaker 3 There's a lot out there.

Speaker 3 A lot of meat on that.

Speaker 13 Is she still going?

Speaker 3 Is she still on her run?

Speaker 13 I had the whole meme coin thing kind of.

Speaker 10 The rug pull, did you invest in that?

Speaker 13 Dude, I lost it all, man.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Someone had an incredible tweet that basically was like,

Speaker 1 did you ever go on the show Ellen, Ellen DeGeneres? Did you ever go on her talk show?

Speaker 13 No, but I know the tweet you're talking about.

Speaker 1 Yeah, someone was essentially like, it's very clear now that Ellen DeGeneres was the apex predator in Hollywood. And she would take, like,

Speaker 1 if she was still doing her show, she'd have Hoctua on for 10 minutes and, like, chew her up for all the content, spit her out, and we'd never hear from her again.

Speaker 1 And now, without Ellen, we just have these people running around. She did it to Damn Daniel.

Speaker 3 Remember, Damn Daniel?

Speaker 13 It's like Yellowstone. It's like Yellowstone.
We need the wolves.

Speaker 3 The wolves need to be there. Ellen was the wolf.

Speaker 1 And now we have all these people who get a little bit of fame and they just become, they're selling meme coins and stuff.

Speaker 13 Damn Daniel, fucking Alex from Target. I just saw a photo that was like, Alex from Target turned 27 today.

Speaker 3 Yeah, right.

Speaker 10 Well, it was all from American Sniper. There's wolves, there's sheep dogs, and there's sheep.
Yeah. I guess Ellen, she was the sheep dog.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 So she's protecting the sheep, us, from the wolves out there. Yeah, right.
Like damn Daniel. She just takes them, spits them out.

Speaker 1 And now we got Costco guys who are going to be. I mean, I love the Costco guys, but they're going to be around forever.
You should probably. Maybe that's the youngest you can play.

Speaker 1 Maybe you could play Big Justice.

Speaker 3 Are you familiar with the Costco guys?

Speaker 13 No, wait.

Speaker 1 Oh, God, I'm so jealous of you.

Speaker 3 Boom.

Speaker 13 Oh, they're the

Speaker 3 I didn't know they were the the Costco. Why are they the Costco?

Speaker 1 That's where they started. They just started doing videos in Costco.

Speaker 13 That's like the Rizzler, right? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 13 And his older brother and dad. No, they're not related.

Speaker 1 I'm happy that you don't know this fully because it's always, whenever I have to explain this to someone, I feel so much shame. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, yeah, so they're these guys and they do these videos and they just say boom. And they're like, what? Why is that funny? I'm like, you wouldn't get it, man.

Speaker 13 And they're the ones that have, they have the podcast room next door, right? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, right exactly we're trying to hire a rizzler yeah he'd be a perfect will compton he is like remember little terio yeah yep yeah he played i think college football somewhere yeah all these guys are getting older and it's it's it's shocking to see them not just staying the same age yeah like little terio he was like 12 and he was like smoking blunts with rappers and stuff yeah and everyone's like man it's so funny he was like uh almost like hasbullah yeah but he was actually 12.

Speaker 10 yeah so it was certainly not okay i think the rizzler is just an American response to Hezbollah. I think that we saw what they were doing and we were like, we have to develop our own.

Speaker 3 And then

Speaker 3 we get the Rizzler.

Speaker 1 Aren't you happy that you've gotten into movies and like this? Because there was probably a career path for you when you were

Speaker 1 starting out on YouTube that you would have, right now you'd be like, I have to do a collab with Big Justice and The Rizzler.

Speaker 13 That would be tough. Yeah.

Speaker 1 To keep the money coming in.

Speaker 13 And also like getting a no.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Like, so he's a bit busy. and you're like bummed you hate to admit it but you're kind of bummed yeah

Speaker 13 i was really banking on doing this collab with the rizzler yeah you think he's 12 and he just big leagued me the rizzler's probably too late to go to a diddy party right yes what were the diddy parties like

Speaker 13 oh man no dude i actually

Speaker 3 well well said i was

Speaker 13 I'm not going to say I was offended, but it just seems like a lot of people

Speaker 1 got invited.

Speaker 10 Do you think anybody's lied about going to a Diddy party right now just for the clout?

Speaker 3 Hey, heads up.

Speaker 10 Yes, I was there a couple of times, but I always left before midnight.

Speaker 10 So anyone that's saying I was there after midnight, that's a lie. Do you think they just weren't there at all? Do you think the reverse is it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, the reverse, yeah. People like five years ago were like, yeah, I've been to a bunch of Diddy parties, and now they have to retroactively be like, I was lying about that.

Speaker 3 Oh, that was fun. Yeah.
Like, I wasn't, I actually wasn't there.

Speaker 1 I was just trying to be cool.

Speaker 1 Because you were like, hey, haven't you been there?

Speaker 3 Yeah, you went, right? You used to go all the time, right?

Speaker 13 I was lying.

Speaker 3 I lied.

Speaker 10 You used it to cancel a date. Sorry, Diddy invited me.
I got to go.

Speaker 1 And then you ended up marrying that chick later.

Speaker 13 Yeah, this guy I was seeing used to go to a lot of Diddy parties.

Speaker 10 Oh, the bridesmaids reading the texts after their first date that they got sent when you knew she was the one. Now he couldn't make it to the second one because he was at a Diddy party.

Speaker 10 Oh, no, that doesn't look so good. That's not as romantic as I thought right now.

Speaker 1 So I think because we played, we had you on right before Beer Olympics, and then we played

Speaker 3 Disc Golf in Grit Week.

Speaker 1 I don't know if we've talked about it on the podcast yet, but Real Bros was great.

Speaker 3 That's great. Movie.

Speaker 1 You literally had a storyline about podcasters and you told us we were going to be in it. And then it just popped up.
And it was not just one podcast. It was multiple podcasters.

Speaker 1 And it was, it seemed like we could have just done a clip from this studio and just sent it to you. Yeah.
And then, like, here, this is

Speaker 1 a five-second cameo that you can use.

Speaker 13 You know,

Speaker 13 I said it before, I'll say it again. There's there's no excuses.
I, uh,

Speaker 13 you know, I fucked up.

Speaker 13 I fucked up.

Speaker 10 Well, in reality, I think me and Big Cat would have just like the opportunity to say no. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Because we're very lazy.

Speaker 1 We never got the opportunity to say.

Speaker 10 If you had said, hey, we got a spot for you. We wrote it in.

Speaker 10 All you have to do is fly fly out to la for two days shoot your shots go back then we would have been like ah that's a lot that's uh that's a lot of travel that was where my head was at it was a 10-day shoot so it was you know we had to move fast

Speaker 13 and uh

Speaker 13 yeah but like i said you know in hindsight i up okay i appreciate that but i did want to ask you mentioned hasbulla

Speaker 13 And I was curious, what happened to that guy? Is he still going strong? Because I used to think he is. He used to grace my feed all the time.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 He was really active, and I haven't seen him in months. He'd maybe a year.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he'd be like punching some random celebrity all the time. Yeah.
That was like his job. He'd be slapping someone, yeah.
Yeah, I don't know what I do think that the Rizzler just took over.

Speaker 3 You think he

Speaker 3 was Hezbollah's spot?

Speaker 10 I think The Rizzler might be CIA.

Speaker 1 I also think it was bad when Mike Tyson met the Rizzler, or Hezbollah, and thought he was an actual baby.

Speaker 13 Yeah, and like picked him up and was taking on him and stuff.

Speaker 10 I would like to see proof of life for Hezbollah, though.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it would be nice. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Do you think he hates the Rizzler? Do you think there's beef?

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.
It has to be. Has to be.

Speaker 1 I mean, the Rizzler's, he's a star.

Speaker 1 You'll be playing the Rizzler at some point.

Speaker 1 Should we talk about

Speaker 1 LeBron James completely hijacking your organization?

Speaker 13 We can talk about it. Yeah.
I'm open to discussing it.

Speaker 10 How dynamic of an athlete do you think Bronny will be?

Speaker 13 I was alarmed to find out he was only six foot one.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 I mean, that was a while ago now, but I guess in my head, he was like 6'7. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 And then when they said he was 6'1, I was like, that just changed my whole perception of his size, his athleticism, all of it.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 And 6'1's not, like, that's short in the NBA.

Speaker 3 That's just small.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 3 He doesn't look small, though.

Speaker 13 And he's like, the way he's dunking, it doesn't look 6'1 ⁇ .

Speaker 10 Well, he was listed at, what, 6'4 ⁇ in college?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 13 i think so and then they measured him at the chump that's that's a tough three inches is that is that a shoes off 6'1

Speaker 10 i think so i think that's how they measure yeah but like why do they measure they're wearing shoes on the court i guess so that everybody so that some people occasionally i will wear my shoes that are my tall shoes

Speaker 10 what are your tall shoes i'm not wearing them right now uh but my tall shoes they're they hokas because hokas have a lot of They're Nike 720s, and they're honestly about two inches in the heel that I can pick up on a good good day.

Speaker 10 So I know when I'm wearing my tall shoes.

Speaker 10 If we have a tall guest coming in where they're like six foot seven, I will put on my tall shoes and still get roasted in the picture afterwards.

Speaker 13 And then what do you jump up to with your tall shoes on?

Speaker 10 I jump up to probably 5'10.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 10 I think that's probably why because you could wear your tall shoes at the combine when you measure in.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 But like, you can't really wear tall basketball shoes. I don't know.
I guess my argument is you're not on the court barefoot.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I do think that there's a case to be made that LeBron James is a great dad. He's a fantastic dad

Speaker 10 for getting his son drafted. Yeah.
Like, who wouldn't want that?

Speaker 13 No, I think if you can do it, you do it. Yeah.
If you have a chance to play with your kid, you play with your kid.

Speaker 13 It's an absolute no-brainer situation for LeBron.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 1 this

Speaker 1 iteration of the Lakers does feel like

Speaker 1 it's just basically LeBron's doing like a legacy couple years here where he's like, I'm just going to do, which, again, I would probably do the same thing where it's like, hey, I've done everything.

Speaker 1 I've played in the NBA for 20 plus years. I'm just going to do whatever I want, hire whoever I want, have fun.

Speaker 1 But it's got to be a little frustrating watching the Lakers being like, hey, could we try to win games?

Speaker 3 Yeah,

Speaker 13 it is. I mean, the second we drafted him, I knew I was like, damn it, we've just signed up for like a novelty situation.
Yeah, right. Which I'm happy for him.
But like, they got the photos.

Speaker 13 You know, they got the photos already. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Of him, you know, they're on the court doing the dad-son hug, some passes.

Speaker 13 I think maybe they just are waiting to get like an oop. Yeah, and then they'll be like, once they get the oop,

Speaker 13 then it's like, okay, we can

Speaker 10 have been perfect if they got him on the court that first night and he took a three, I think. That was his first shot.
If he just drains a three and then checks out.

Speaker 10 And everyone like standing round of applause, and you never hear from him again.

Speaker 13 And then you never know what he could have done. Yeah.
Because then the legend would grow. They'd be like, he might have been better than LeBron James.

Speaker 3 Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 And it also could be like, LeBron James played the most amount of minutes in NBA history, and Bronnie James Jr. played the least amount of minutes, played 30 seconds.

Speaker 10 It would have been so good.

Speaker 3 That would have been cool.

Speaker 10 Are we at the point where we can say the once-proud Laker franchise when we're talking about the Bronnie situation?

Speaker 13 That's

Speaker 13 no, that's absurd. We're talking about a dynasty here.

Speaker 3 Of

Speaker 3 what? I guess of a franchise. Of a family.
Okay. But right now...

Speaker 18 Don't you have to wait.

Speaker 13 Once proud.

Speaker 13 No, no.

Speaker 13 No, no.

Speaker 13 It's an always proud situation.

Speaker 10 Always proud. But the once-proud franchise has now turned itself over completely to LeBron James.

Speaker 13 It's not once proud. Like, once proud would be like

Speaker 13 the Patriots.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 13 You know, the Patriots were once proud. Now they are not so proud.

Speaker 10 But the Patriots won a Super Bowl. When was the last time they won the Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 I mean, the Lakers haven't won a title since COVID.

Speaker 10 He's going to count 2020.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he is going to try to count 2020.

Speaker 13 I'm going to count 2020.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 14 Well, we don't count 2020.

Speaker 13 Yeah, but you have to count 2020. Oh, you don't.

Speaker 1 We literally don't.

Speaker 13 I mean, I think 2020 is you take all the fans out.

Speaker 1 He's going to do the hardest thing.

Speaker 3 It's the only correct response that you're doing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they went to fucking basketball camp in Orlando.

Speaker 1 Weird that the old guy who didn't have to travel or play any away games ended up winning.

Speaker 13 The home court advantage,

Speaker 13 it's just them in there.

Speaker 3 If anything,

Speaker 13 it should count more.

Speaker 1 This is sounding like he's not proud.

Speaker 13 If anything,

Speaker 13 2020 counts the most.

Speaker 10 This is the correct answer, though, if you're defending the Lakers. You have to go all the way in the other direction.

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 13 Listen, you take out...

Speaker 13 all the distractions and you just boil that game down to who's truly the best.

Speaker 10 Everyone plays on the same court.

Speaker 3 Everyone plays the same thing.

Speaker 1 No traveling for the guy who's in his late 30s.

Speaker 13 No traveling.

Speaker 13 You know,

Speaker 13 tougher on those young guys. They haven't traveled as long.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 So if anything, they had the advantage.

Speaker 13 They enjoyed it more. They don't have families.
He had to deal with missing his family.

Speaker 3 Yeah, oh, yeah.

Speaker 13 The older guys have to deal with that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 13 If anything, that was just a testament.

Speaker 1 Are you at the level where you can get courtside Lakers tickets? Do they give them to you?

Speaker 13 No, I've been courtside. I have a buddy who has some courtside

Speaker 13 tickets.

Speaker 1 How does that work? Do they give, I would assume, half of the celebrity signatures?

Speaker 13 I think a lot of agencies have courtside tickets. So then if you like really,

Speaker 13 I mean, like, they usually give them to like, like, you'll see, like, Rihanna. Like, I think, you know.

Speaker 1 You're on the same level.

Speaker 14 She isn't Opal.

Speaker 3 Me. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Listen, we're the number one Jimmy Tatro podcast because we need you to be an A-lister so we can be like

Speaker 1 our A-list friend, Jimmy Tatro.

Speaker 3 I

Speaker 13 know I was actually supposed to be, I was under the impression I had courtside tickets to the Knicks last night. Oh, my manager was like, hey, got us courtside tickets.

Speaker 13 And then we ended up being in like the third row.

Speaker 3 Oh, no. Which, you know,

Speaker 13 I didn't want to be like complaining.

Speaker 1 Were you on the Jumbotron?

Speaker 13 I did go on the Jumbotron.

Speaker 3 From the third row?

Speaker 3 Fuck. Yeah.
And everyone was like.

Speaker 1 So, was it Kiss Cam or something?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Me and him. Me and him.

Speaker 3 That's tough too, bro.

Speaker 3 How'd you deal with that?

Speaker 10 Like, at that point, you would almost not want to be on the Jumbotron.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 They're like, hey, can we show you? I was like,

Speaker 13 you're still showing me?

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Could you hear Spike Lee?

Speaker 3 He was pretty close.

Speaker 13 I couldn't hear him, but he was like, I mean,

Speaker 13 I don't think he was very vocal last night. I think I would have heard him, but he was like 10, 15 feet away.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I respect Spike Lee because after all these years, like he's still at Knicks games.

Speaker 10 That's the thing. I think he probably cares about the Knicks more than anything else in his life.
Yeah. That's a guy that cares about basketball.

Speaker 13 I mean, how, if you look at the amount of Knicks games he's been to compared to,

Speaker 13 I mean, what's his last movie? Was it Black Klansman?

Speaker 10 I believe so. I don't know.
I don't know if there's a lot of water.

Speaker 3 That was a while ago.

Speaker 10 How come he gets to say Spike Lee joint? Nobody else gets to say joint.

Speaker 1 Yeah, why don't we get a Jimmy Tetro joint?

Speaker 13 I guess you could say joint. I don't know what that means, like credit-wise.

Speaker 13 If you put put joint up there like if it if it like fucks something up yeah in the paperwork and maybe he just doesn't care like maybe he's getting it like a joint a joint buy credit instead of like a created or written yeah he doesn't have any he doesn't have any writing credits just jointed by

Speaker 10 it's so funny because he also when you talk to somebody about spike lee films like i was talking to my mom when black clansman came out and she said i'm going to go see this spike lee joint at the theaters my mom's mom said my mom's like 80 yeah it's a spike lee joint

Speaker 3 i love that yeah yeah it is pretty cool how you can brand yourself that way yeah he's cornered the markets of joints so uh it's a tetro bong yeah i gotta hold it a tetra what bong yeah bong bong is better than a joint i thought you said i thought you said bomb and i was like oh that works too a tetro bomb

Speaker 13 it should be a cool thing like a bomb Should be a good thing, I feel like, yeah, movies.

Speaker 3 Yeah, like it bombed, like it fucking

Speaker 1 Yeah, but no, it's not. It's bad.

Speaker 3 It's bad. It's bad.

Speaker 13 Maybe I could rebrand bomb, a Jimmy Tatro bomb.

Speaker 10 I like it. Yeah, you could.
You could try.

Speaker 3 I could try. I'll support it.

Speaker 1 Is Real Bros done?

Speaker 13 I think so.

Speaker 3 Ah,

Speaker 1 I love it so much.

Speaker 13 For now, at least. I mean, I.

Speaker 1 So you're not saying maybe, maybe it still has something?

Speaker 3 I, yeah,

Speaker 3 not.

Speaker 3 It's.

Speaker 3 We did what we,

Speaker 13 we gave it the ending we wanted to give it. We had Tony Hawk play Adult Hawk.
Hawk's older than me. Hawk dies of old age.
Spoiler alert, if you haven't seen it.

Speaker 13 But like, I really saw Hawk Dying as being like

Speaker 13 the ending. Maybe there's

Speaker 13 a spin-off somewhere down the road. I don't know.
But it's not what I'm thinking about now.

Speaker 3 I'm focusing on other things.

Speaker 1 I just love it so much.

Speaker 1 Everyone should go watch it, watch the seasons as well.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that makes sense, though.

Speaker 3 I mean, it was a good movie.

Speaker 10 And you put, obviously, like a lot of time, a lot of thought, your heart into writing this series, and now

Speaker 10 you're doing a lot of acting. Are you still carving out time to work on writing?

Speaker 13 Yeah, so I am working on another show right now that

Speaker 3 it is.

Speaker 13 I don't want to jinx anything, so I don't want to say anything that hasn't happened, but it's set in the snow.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 10 And there's a wood chipper. And there are dogs.
And one guy.

Speaker 3 Oh.

Speaker 3 One guy's a dog? Car salesman.

Speaker 13 That's not where my head was at, but there could be dogs.

Speaker 1 Do they have boners?

Speaker 10 Is it animated?

Speaker 13 It's not animated. Ah.
It's not animated.

Speaker 1 Set in the snow.

Speaker 1 I watched this French avalanche movie. It fucking sucked.
Don't do that.

Speaker 13 The Alpinist?

Speaker 3 Yeah, that shit sucked.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I heard the ending is no good.

Speaker 3 I don't even know if it was that. No, it was Alpinis?

Speaker 10 The Alpinist? That was the mountain climbing movie?

Speaker 1 No, it was like literally a French movie where they were all at a resort and then there was an avalanche and the husband didn't immediately save the kids and wife and then it was just boring.

Speaker 13 It was in French?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think so. I think that was probably the issue for me.

Speaker 13 Who was the main

Speaker 1 French guy?

Speaker 3 I don't know. I'll look it up.

Speaker 1 Don't do that movie is what I'm saying.

Speaker 13 You don't strike me as the kind of guy that'd be watching French films.

Speaker 1 I got tricked into it. I saw it, like,

Speaker 1 I started it, and then I think the avalanche happens really quickly. So you get hooked, and then you're like, wait, is this subtitles the whole time? That just kind of fucked me up.

Speaker 3 I'm a subtitles guy all the time, by the way.

Speaker 13 I'm a big subtitles guy.

Speaker 1 Do you know what? Actually, can you do this for me? Because I did go to the movies last week. Can you talk to someone in Hollywood? There needs to be an option.
Like, they have an IMAX option.

Speaker 1 They need a subtitles option.

Speaker 3 I completely agree with this. Yeah.

Speaker 13 I was actually thinking it'd be cool if there was like, because I get subtitles when I go to the movies because I can't hear very well yeah but like when you buy a subtitle device I mean you don't you don't buy it but when you get a you go you can go to any theater and say can I get subtitles for the movie oh I didn't know that yeah but how do you do that well you don't want to do it because what they hand you is this three foot long metal stick where you stick the end in the cup holder and then you like crank the subtitle into position in front of you.

Speaker 10 On a screen.

Speaker 13 So there's like a little screen that you get that has kind of a shield around it so that people like to the to your right and above you can't like there's no light i didn't even know this so you you angle it so it's right under the screen and then you kind of have to like because it's so close refocus you know

Speaker 13 to do that and it is like loud like if you want to move it it's like

Speaker 13 and you're walking around you know, getting popcorn, holding this massive

Speaker 3 pole.

Speaker 13 I'm like, I just just want to understand the movie. Yeah.
And you got me walking around this theater looking like a fucking idiot.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I had no idea that these existed.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Do they like check some sort of card for me, or anyone can get it? Yeah,

Speaker 13 I bring my hearing tests and slide it across. Yeah.
And they say, yep.

Speaker 3 Wait, do you get that every time?

Speaker 13 I do, but a lot of times,

Speaker 13 like IMAX,

Speaker 13 they don't do it for like 70, 75 millimeter or 70 millimeter IMAX.

Speaker 1 So they need to have it be a theater where it's just subtitles.

Speaker 13 Yeah, they do need that because I'll go to.

Speaker 13 Like I went to,

Speaker 13 I forget, I saw one recently and it was 70 millimeter IMAX. And I was like, hey, could I get the subtitles? And they go, oh, no.

Speaker 13 This is 70 millimeter IMAX. And I was like, yeah, no, I'm aware.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 And they're like, yeah, that would ruin the viewing experience.

Speaker 3 But I can't hear.

Speaker 13 What if I can't hear well?

Speaker 13 How about my viewing experience?

Speaker 3 Yeah, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 By the way, the movie was called Force Majeure.

Speaker 3 Sucked. Force shit.
Force major.

Speaker 1 Force majeure. Force majeure.

Speaker 13 But I didn't used to do that, but my brother, he has a worse hearing loss than me.

Speaker 1 Volleyball player?

Speaker 13 Volleyball. Deaf volleyball player.

Speaker 3 Deaf volleyball.

Speaker 1 Shout out Olympics.

Speaker 3 Is he going to the Olympics?

Speaker 13 Tokyo in November.

Speaker 1 Is that the Olympics?

Speaker 13 That's the Deaf Olympics. He was in the Deaf World Championships last time I talked to you guys.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 So the Deaf Olympics, this upcoming November?

Speaker 13 This upcoming November, Tokyo. What are the expectations?

Speaker 3 I'm going, baby.

Speaker 13 Fuck yes.

Speaker 10 Are they the top seed?

Speaker 13 They

Speaker 13 are not the top seed now. Turkey, I think, is the top seed.

Speaker 3 They're good.

Speaker 1 Do they really, like,

Speaker 1 are there any controversies?

Speaker 3 Well,

Speaker 3 but would it even help?

Speaker 13 The Turkish team, well, because you can't communicate. Got it.
So, like, there's a lot of communication involved. You have to take your hearing aids out.
You can't talk to each other.

Speaker 13 You can only sign.

Speaker 13 But I was like, you know, seeing these Turkish guys, and I'm like, like, I'd like to see some hearing tests.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 I don't think that guy's deaf.

Speaker 1 You should bring like a player.

Speaker 3 I'm like, hey, yeah.

Speaker 3 Hey.

Speaker 13 I don't know if I told you this last time, but there was one time where they would like keep playing, the whistle would blow, but like,

Speaker 13 they can't hear the whistle. Yeah.
So they just keep going and going.

Speaker 3 Just like,

Speaker 3 stop, please, stop. Stop.

Speaker 10 Turn on like a giant red light in the stadium. Yeah.

Speaker 13 It's like, how does the deaf track meet go? Yeah. You know, the gun goes off, and everyone's just

Speaker 1 you got it. We gotta win.

Speaker 3 Can we bet?

Speaker 1 We gotta figure out a way to bet on this.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you can definitely bet on this. I want you guys to win.
Is this uh, is this indoor volleyball or is this beach volleyball?

Speaker 13 Indoor,

Speaker 3 yeah.

Speaker 10 So, we're expecting gold.

Speaker 13 We would like gold.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I'm expecting gold. You have to expect it.
I'm expecting gold.

Speaker 13 We're expecting gold. We are.

Speaker 1 I'm expecting gold.

Speaker 13 But he was the one that introduced me to this whole, I didn't even know you could go to theaters and do that. Yeah.

Speaker 13 So now I do, but I'm embarrassed about it.

Speaker 10 Yeah. They need to make it so it's shame-free.
Shame-free. Like, give anybody, and I guess everybody does have the option, but put it, yeah, make it, make it well known to everyone.

Speaker 10 We're going to do this. It's going to have subtitles.

Speaker 13 And also, when you ask the people,

Speaker 13 they all have them, but everyone's response is, oh,

Speaker 13 yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 13 I'm like, did you have to react like that?

Speaker 3 Like, no one has ever asked for this before.

Speaker 1 We dust them off.

Speaker 10 They call their manager. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 If I was, you know,

Speaker 13 a little more anal about things, I could, I'd cause a ruckus about this.

Speaker 3 You should. Yeah.
You should absolutely cause a ruckus.

Speaker 10 I like watching, I watch squid games, but I do it with not the subtitles. I do it just with the overdubs, which I guess is bad for the actor, right?

Speaker 11 Because

Speaker 10 you lose out on all the actual inflection and the acting of it. But also I'm very lazy.
And sometimes I'd rather just hear than have to read.

Speaker 13 Well, also with the with the dub, you lose other sounds too, you know?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Because think about it, like if they're on set or like if they're recording our dialogue and, you know, you're hearing, you know, I sit down, you hear the couch as I'm talking, you know, and that's in the same sound clip.

Speaker 13 When you dub it, you lose other sounds. Yeah.
So then they got to like manufacture like

Speaker 13 little things.

Speaker 10 They don't like put a chair in the recording studio and have you sit down as you're talking?

Speaker 10 I don't think so. Have you ever done any dub work?

Speaker 13 I did. I dubbed an animated movie from Japanese to English called Airbound, and I played a mouse named Matthew.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 3 that's a big role.

Speaker 13 It was huge.

Speaker 13 But it's funny because they give you, they like give you the script, and

Speaker 13 it's the same

Speaker 13 sentence somewhat, but like they write it in a way where it kind of looks like what's being said.

Speaker 13 So you're trying to match to what already exists, whereas when you do it the other way around, you record all the audio and then they animate to your voice. Yeah.

Speaker 13 So it's harder to dub.

Speaker 10 So you have to like get notes about what the other voice actor, where the inflection was, how it was said, and then you try to mimic that the best that you can.

Speaker 13 Pretty much. Like you see it and then you see the line and you're like, try to match it as well as you can.
It's not going to be perfect, but you just try to match it as well as you can.

Speaker 13 I also learned on that thing that, like, when it's a kids' show, everything goes up, you know? Like, I'd be like, here we go.

Speaker 13 Here we go. They're like, no.

Speaker 3 Here we go. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10 Everything has to be exciting.

Speaker 1 I know watching shows with my kids, they all have the same thing.

Speaker 3 It goes up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And it drives me nuts.

Speaker 13 It's not how I say things, but that's like what the, I don't know.

Speaker 3 Kids just. Here we go.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, because in a kids movie, like every two seconds, you have to actively keep the kids' attention. Yeah.
Right.

Speaker 3 Something like that. What are the kids watching?

Speaker 1 Right now, Big into Minions,

Speaker 13 which is, I love Minions. That's awesome because Minions are hilarious.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they're hilarious. Moana 2.
We've been watching that a couple times.

Speaker 1 But then it's like we'll mix in the, like, there's this, like, Ms., it's not Ms. Rachel.
There's Ms. Rachel, but there's like a Ms.

Speaker 1 Katie or something that she sings songs, and I want to just put a bullet in my head.

Speaker 13 What about Blippy?

Speaker 1 Blippy they watch, which I know the backstory of Blippy and I don't know if I'll ever tell my kids that, but.

Speaker 3 Is it dark?

Speaker 1 No, it's not dark.

Speaker 13 Biopic coming. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Blippy.

Speaker 1 Blippy made probably the funniest video I can ever...

Speaker 1 I think the funniest internet video, if I had to pick one all time, Blippy created it,

Speaker 1 but then has gotten scrubbed from the internet. So it was,

Speaker 1 what was the Harlem Shake?

Speaker 1 Remember the harlem shake fad um there was a harlem shake it was two guys doing the harlem shake and the beat drops and they're in the bathroom and then when the beat drops uh i can't remember if it was blippy or his friend but whatever it is uh one of the guys was then taking a shit across the bathroom into the other guy's asshole and i've never laughed harder

Speaker 1 projectile diarrhea it is you can't find the video anymore It was one of the funniest videos I've ever watched in my entire life.

Speaker 10 And that's Blippy.

Speaker 13 And that's Yeah, that's Blippy.

Speaker 1 That's what my kids watch.

Speaker 3 That's Blippy. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 13 Was the Harlem Shake 10 years ago?

Speaker 10 It was nine, I think, right?

Speaker 10 We did one, one of our first videos that Big Kat and I ever did, we were at the Niagara Falls Museum, right? Yeah. And dressed up as a couple of Canadian guys in 2016.

Speaker 5 That was a mannequin challenge. Oh, that's a mannequin.

Speaker 3 Oh, mannequin Challenge. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 10 Harlem Shake, yeah, it was probably 10 years ago. Yeah.
Thanks, Heck.

Speaker 1 But that's... Yeah, they watch Blippy.
They like Blippy, and I'm just sitting there like, all right.

Speaker 13 The Niagara Falls Museum

Speaker 13 is at Niagara Falls.

Speaker 10 That's amazing, yeah.

Speaker 1 yeah is it just a room with a window where you can look at Niagara Falls no that's the museum they have dioramas in there of like this happened near Niagara Falls at some point in history they have the picture pretty much the coolest thing the Niagara Falls ever had was I think outside of Harry Houdini was the time when they stopped it for like a while to to to what do you ever see stopped it they stopped they shut down Niagara Falls damned it they found a couple bodies they like had to do an ecological study or whatever you call it you never seen this picture damning things

Speaker 3 I love the picture.

Speaker 13 How do you first stop the water in order to build the thing that stops the water?

Speaker 10 Dams freak me out.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's a good question. I don't really know.

Speaker 10 I have the same question about cranes, about giant cranes. When you see like a huge one that's taller than any building in the city, how do they build that crane?

Speaker 10 Was there another crane, a bigger crane that came in?

Speaker 1 Tunnels.

Speaker 1 Tunnels blow my mind underwater.

Speaker 10 Dams do freak me out. Just underwater engineering in general.
No idea how it gets stopped. Find the picture.
Some questions are better left unanswered. He wasn't listening.

Speaker 3 Niagara Falls when they stopped it. That's a good Google.
Niagara Falls, when they stopped it.

Speaker 13 There it is. Niagara Falls.
Take the picture.

Speaker 1 Stopped. 1969.

Speaker 3 Look at that.

Speaker 1 They just stopped that shit.

Speaker 1 Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 13 If you told me that was like a little, like a really little thing.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it doesn't look as good. Yeah.
It doesn't look as impressive, but yeah, they just stopped it.

Speaker 1 I think there's like four of them, and they stopped three out of four of them.

Speaker 1 Pretty crazy, huh?

Speaker 10 We used to go over Diagram Falls and barrels all the time. We as a species.
Yeah. And there hasn't been a barrel guy for a while.

Speaker 1 Pussification of America. Yeah.

Speaker 13 There's a lot of jump guys that jump off of.

Speaker 1 I watched those videos.

Speaker 13 Dude, my feed has been taken over by these guys. They do like 10 backflips and then just land in water.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, those guys. I thought you were talking about the skyscraper guys like in Russia.

Speaker 1 But yeah, the guys who are doing the jumps and they always do the thing where they get their hands and feet together at the end.

Speaker 1 They throw a rock to break the tension.

Speaker 1 And then there's like some dude in Norway who's jumping like 180 feet with the hammers?

Speaker 3 Yeah. Have you seen that guy?

Speaker 13 It's crazy. With the two axes.

Speaker 1 I watch it every time.

Speaker 13 I'm like, why the axes?

Speaker 3 It's cool.

Speaker 10 So this guy takes two axes and he just jumps off cliffs until he went.

Speaker 3 He jumps off a cliff and like...

Speaker 13 Axes the water when he lands.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's pretty fucking.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the feed, like seeing all these guys that it's just so funny to think about like 20 years ago, like were these people doing this thing or was it because social media now exists that everyone's got their thing?

Speaker 13 And they keep pushing the

Speaker 3 record, like the world record death die. Oh, yeah, we're going to watch them die.

Speaker 3 Someone, the winner will die. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And I will watch it.

Speaker 1 I'll see it on my Instagram feed and be like, sensitive content.

Speaker 3 Are you seeing a lot of

Speaker 3 videos?

Speaker 13 Because

Speaker 13 I'm seeing a lot of death. I wish I was seeing less death.

Speaker 10 I saw a lot of death like four months ago. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I feel like that's when it was always like the next video you'd be watching on X and then the autoplay next video would be like somebody getting shot in El Salvador.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and it was like there's just too much death going on social media right now. I don't know if I changed something or if they changed something, but I feel like I haven't seen as much recently.

Speaker 1 Yeah, there was a stretch where I'm pretty sure I saw every single person die in the Ukraine war. Yeah.
Like I just saw every single soldier that died. I just saw him.

Speaker 13 I would see it would seem like an unsuspecting video. It'd be like the definition of fuck around and find out.
Yeah. And I'd be like, oh, cool.
It's going to be a little fight or something.

Speaker 13 And it'd be like, you know, an argument, and then someone pulls out a gun and like kills someone. Yeah.
And I'd be like,

Speaker 3 dude, it's 9 a.m. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or it would be like a drone footage of like a barren wasteland. You're like, oh, this is interesting.
What the hell is this place?

Speaker 1 And then it just like goes down and it's 10 feet above like some soldier just begging for his life. And then they kill him.
And it's like, oh, okay. I guess I watched that.

Speaker 13 I deleted X. What?

Speaker 3 The everything app it all happens on x why

Speaker 13 it was just depressing me everything i was seeing on there was just like

Speaker 13 i'm jealous it was just bad i didn't like anything i was seeing and i was like i go on here i see depressing information and just terrible opinions and then i get mad wait so are you is your relationship with the internet now like you don't get any feedback because that's incredible

Speaker 3 No,

Speaker 13 I mean, I still like, I'm still on like Instagram.

Speaker 1 Right, but are you getting feedback there? Like, are you looking at the comments section? Like, are you getting, are you just living your life, essentially? Which sounds incredible?

Speaker 13 I think so. That's awesome.
But, like, feedback in what sense?

Speaker 10 You read the comments, obviously, on your Instagram posts.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I don't read all of them, but I, you know, I see the...

Speaker 3 Yeah, peruse.

Speaker 3 See them. Yeah.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 13 But it's not like when I was posting YouTube videos where I would like read all the comments when I would like post

Speaker 13 every week. for you know I

Speaker 13 you guys are posting things consistently so there's more of like a feedback dynamic.

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah, I guess what big hat means is just like reading all the comments like you post anything and then people have an opportunity to tell you what you screwed up and then you focus on those people and then you get bummed out.

Speaker 10 You don't do that. You don't live that lifestyle.

Speaker 13 Not anymore, no. That's all that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 I do like the idea of you because you don't have Twitter anymore.

Speaker 1 Like if you don't post a lot on Instagram, like maybe you go like six months and then someone finally gets their takeoff about like real bros.

Speaker 1 They've just been waiting for you to post something so they can comment under it.

Speaker 1 Bring something up from two years ago.

Speaker 13 Yeah, oh, there you are.

Speaker 3 Yeah, oh, finally.

Speaker 13 Yeah, finally.

Speaker 1 Why'd you choose this plot point?

Speaker 3 Got him.

Speaker 13 The color was all off in this scene. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I mean, I can give you just a roundup of what you missed from the last time that you posted on X.

Speaker 13 Okay. When was the last time I posted? How long ago?

Speaker 10 This will forever be the best prank of all time. And it's a bunch of guys moving a storage unit and port-a-potties.

Speaker 13 Dude, that prank is incredible. Have you seen that prank?

Speaker 10 I'm watching it right now for the first time. It looks pretty good.
Looks like a great prank. So you posted that on September 18th, 2024.
The first reply is, dollar sign XRP.

Speaker 10 You want to make $1,000 right now? Just did. And then nothing else.
See what I mean? You missed that guy. That guy tried to make you $1,000.

Speaker 3 What are you doing?

Speaker 3 All the replies are like unrelated now.

Speaker 13 Yeah, oh, yeah. They're like random, like people just send random things now in replies.

Speaker 1 Stupid shit. Yeah, just a bunch of, yeah.

Speaker 13 I don't like it over there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 All right.

Speaker 13 I had to get out of there.

Speaker 1 I got one last question for you, Jimmy. Thank you for coming by, by the way.
For people, Jimmy's been our good friend for

Speaker 1 how many years is it now? I don't know. When was the first time I came?

Speaker 10 2018, 2019?

Speaker 3 2019.

Speaker 10 Whenever your career really took off.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 It might have been.

Speaker 1 Whenever your tax bracket went to the highest.

Speaker 10 Always after the bees. Yeah.
It was after your bees.

Speaker 3 After the bees?

Speaker 10 Yeah, because I think every time we have you on, we ask you how the bees are, and you're like, oh, I don't have bees anymore. Remember? I've been telling you that for six years.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 We're so stupid.

Speaker 1 But it is, it's like one of the coolest things we do in our, like, one of the coolest things we get to do in this job is like become actual friends with people we interview and become part of the show.

Speaker 1 So, and Jimmy, I was good.

Speaker 1 What I was going to say is Jimmy was in New York last night for the premiere, is flying back to LA, and he's like, you know what, I'll fucking stop in Chicago and see you guys. So thank you very much.

Speaker 1 We appreciate that.

Speaker 1 So my last question.

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Speaker 1 Let's just go vision board.

Speaker 1 What's the next role we want? Let's put into existence. And then we're going to start just talking about it.
Subtly talking about it when we have like people in the industry on.

Speaker 1 We're like, you know who'd do good in this role? Jimmy Tetro.

Speaker 13 That kind of stuff i think it's time

Speaker 13 for an action role yeah i love it i think it's time for an action role on the acting side i love it on the writing side i'm still into comedy but on the acting side i think it's time to do some action comedy

Speaker 13 start doing some stunts while i'm still up three jump street

Speaker 13 i would love to do

Speaker 13 I'm getting too old, but I always wanted to do a basketball movie.

Speaker 10 Hoosiers?

Speaker 13 The next Hoosiers? The next Hoosiers.

Speaker 1 About the 2020 Lakers. Yeah.
Who could have thought?

Speaker 10 LeBron measuring the rim. Would you play LeBron?

Speaker 13 I would play LeBron.

Speaker 13 I'd buzz the head. I'd play Caruso.
Okay.

Speaker 3 That makes sense.

Speaker 10 Yeah, yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 3 That'd be perfect. For sure.

Speaker 1 Yeah, being in a sports movie would be pretty sick.

Speaker 13 That would be cool. Because also, when was the last time we had a good, like, big sports movie?

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's been a while. I think they just all become mini-series now.

Speaker 3 That's true. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Not everything needs to be a mini-series.

Speaker 3 I agree.

Speaker 13 Like with documentaries, sometimes it could be one thing. Yep.
It doesn't need to be three episodes to make it one doc.

Speaker 10 I'm trying to remember the last good sports movie that we had. There really hasn't been one for a while.

Speaker 13 Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 13 I'm at a loss. I'm thinking right now.

Speaker 1 Anyone got one?

Speaker 10 Max memes, you got one?

Speaker 1 Last good sports movie. The Adam Sandler basketball one was good.

Speaker 3 Oh. Oh, yeah.
I didn't see that.

Speaker 10 Turn angle.

Speaker 3 Which one? What did he say? Adam Sandler. Adam Sandler basketball movie.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 10 like a scout?

Speaker 13 Oh, Thunderstruck, starring Kevin Durant.

Speaker 3 Thunderstruck already starring Kevin Durant.

Speaker 1 I don't know if it counts, but Iron Claw was very good, the wrestling movie.

Speaker 13 Oh, that was fantastic.

Speaker 13 Oh, yeah. I guess that counts.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hustle is what he's talking about. But yeah, let's get another good sports movie.

Speaker 13 I haven't seen Hustle. What do you got, Hank?

Speaker 5 Air.

Speaker 1 Air was good. But that wasn't a lot of sports.

Speaker 10 Right? Oh, Kevin James. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, Kevin James played Sean Payton. This is happening?

Speaker 3 Yeah, no, it happened. What do you mean? It already happened.

Speaker 13 Kevin James played Sean Payton. Sean Payton did.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah. It already happened.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 It came out like two years ago. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Very good. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Is it funny or serious?

Speaker 1 Bad?

Speaker 1 ODNA. I haven't seen it.

Speaker 3 I don't know. I haven't seen it.

Speaker 13 Because that screenshot, that looks serious. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, it was about Bounty Gate and how he went and coached.

Speaker 1 He got suspended for a year and then went and coached his kids'

Speaker 1 peewee team.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, that happened. Wow.

Speaker 10 Jimmy, I found an old AMA that you did, and one of the people asked you, nothing bad, don't worry. One of the people asked you if you could.
This is a terrible set.

Speaker 10 This is from 11 years ago, so put yourself back in that mindset. They asked you if you could share the screen with one other actor.
Who would it be? And what genre. You just replied with the actors.

Speaker 10 You gave two of them.

Speaker 3 Will Farrell. Oh.

Speaker 10 Check. Second, Jim Carrey.

Speaker 10 What's Jim Carrey up to these days?

Speaker 13 I don't know what Jim Carrey is up to these days, but that is Jim Carrey in the Grinch.

Speaker 13 That was the first time I thought to myself, maybe I should act.

Speaker 3 Really?

Speaker 13 The Grinch, man. The Grinch Grinch.

Speaker 3 That was the light bulb.

Speaker 10 What was it about his acting in the Grinch?

Speaker 13 I just remember how I felt watching The Grinch. I was like, wow, he's bringing me so much joy.
I would like to be able to bring someone this much joy. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 Oh, he retired in 2022.

Speaker 13 But then he retired in 2022, but later retired for Sonic 3.

Speaker 3 Yeah, well, he's got to come back for Sonic 3.

Speaker 3 So

Speaker 13 it's funny to retire after Sonic 2, but come back. Yeah, for Sonic 3.

Speaker 13 That sounds like a break.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that sounds like a break. That's very cool, though, that 11 years ago, you're like, I want to do something with Will Furrell.
And now you can go watch it on Amazon Prime.

Speaker 1 You're cordially invited. Go watch it.

Speaker 3 Support our guy.

Speaker 1 So even if you're not a movie guy, just put it on.

Speaker 3 You can walk away if you want. Just stream it, yeah.

Speaker 1 Just stream it, throw it on, stream it as many times as possible.

Speaker 3 Just throw it on. I'm going to do that.

Speaker 1 I'm going to stream it all night tonight.

Speaker 13 Why not?

Speaker 1 All right, Jimmy. Thank you, man.
You're the best for coming by. Thank you.
Also, Jimmy did hit his first shot on the court.

Speaker 10 That's pretty sick. After his airball.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 13 I hit my first shot.

Speaker 13 There was one. I took one, and then I hit the first one.
Yeah. Right after that.

Speaker 10 Yep. Well, you've been training for your basketball movie that's coming up.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah.
Exactly. Get a shot tape out there.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah. The Myers Leonard story featuring Jimmy Tatra.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on our good friend. It's been too long.

Speaker 2 It is long time. time.
Long time.

Speaker 1 It is Nick Wright. You can see him every day on Fox.
First things first, Fox Sports. You can get his podcast,

Speaker 1 which is what's the name of the podcast again? What's writing?

Speaker 2 Jesus Christ, man. You're not helping me.
No, I'm not with Nick Wright. My son.
Yeah. It's me and my son.

Speaker 2 Yeah, subscribe, follow on YouTube, Spotify, whatever.

Speaker 1 It should have been the right stuff.

Speaker 2 What's Wright's what I called my radio show when it started at Syracuse and in Kansas City? So all my audio stuff's always been called What's Right? Yes.

Speaker 3 It should be the right stuff.

Speaker 1 I'm just, I'm not trying to tell you how to do your job, but it should be the right stuff.

Speaker 3 Or you can call it. You know what?

Speaker 2 We'll consider rebranding. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I mean, that's not hard to do.

Speaker 1 The right stuff. Like, in my head, I was like, it's the right stuff, right? Because that's intuitively an incredible name.

Speaker 2 And then it's like, another way to look at it is that name's been taken and it's been used. And so this is new.

Speaker 3 Can I ask PFT before?

Speaker 2 Because I know we're going to talk chiefs can I ask pft a specific question first yes I sorry I do I'm a bad podcast guest because I'm just used to hosting so I this so I apologize all right so PFT

Speaker 2 if I said

Speaker 2 in

Speaker 2 June of 2028 an asteroid is gonna hit Peru

Speaker 2 and cause damage the likes of which we haven't seen in centuries and everyone's like you're crazy that's that That would never happen. It's never happened in recorded human history.

Speaker 2 And then in June of 2028, an asteroid hit Uruguay. Am I more right or than the people who said it would never happen? I was dead wrong.
There's a reason I'm asking this, but just answer that.

Speaker 10 Well, I'd say that you're off by like 900 miles.

Speaker 3 That's not

Speaker 3 close.

Speaker 2 Oh, you think it's not close? Because I would say I'm like 99% correct, 1% wrong. So

Speaker 10 let me ask you, Dick, what were you wrong about that you're claiming you're right about?

Speaker 2 Well, if in August I say, for the first time in NFL history, a rookie's going to be playing to go to the Super Bowl and make the Super Bowl. And that rookie is going to be a Heisman Trophy winner.

Speaker 2 And that rookie is going to be a top two pick. And that rookie's going to have a connection to Cliff Kingsbury.
And then this all happens. And everyone's like, oh, you're an idiot.

Speaker 2 You You said Caleb Williams was going to make the Super Bowl. And I'm like, I basically called it.

Speaker 2 I was off by, as you put, 900 miles, but I'm more right than everyone else.

Speaker 2 Like, I am the most right about this.

Speaker 10 I'm going to disagree with you on that, but that's okay. I think that I admire the fact that you were willing to put your balls on the line for a take.
You've never been afraid of that.

Speaker 10 In September of this year, I said, after the Commanders beat the Cardinals, I said, I think that this team can lose the NFC championship game.

Speaker 3 That's how you all thought they were. So,

Speaker 2 in calling the NFC this year most right PFT,

Speaker 2 second most right Nick Wright. Well, so

Speaker 1 I want to defend you, Nick, because I think also you were

Speaker 1 so Danny Parkinson, who everyone should watch his show. He's with Stink and Carton.
And I know Danny Danny's your best friend, Nick. He joined Fox in the summer.

Speaker 1 I always saw it as you trying to help him and being like Caleb Williams. Like, I would watch you talk about Caleb Williams and be like, he's doing this for Danny.

Speaker 1 I appreciate it because anyone talking about the Paris quarterback like this is awesome. But so I actually don't think you were that wrong.

Speaker 1 Have you thought about Play One's Cards Right as your name in your podcast? I'm going to think of some more.

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 3 I'll stick with what's right.

Speaker 2 But on the Danny note, so

Speaker 2 he in the spring was in New York for a conference. and came on the show for the first time ever.
And this was way before

Speaker 2 it was even thought of between here. I, like, wait, Fox might hire you full-time to a show.

Speaker 2 And on that show, we talked the Bears and Caleb because they had just drafted him.

Speaker 2 And I went over the top because I had already been a big Caleb guy with Caleb stuff. And then the second time on the show was the time when I said I might pick the Bears to make the Super Bowl.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And our group of friends was like, that might be the scummiest thing you've ever done to a friend, Nick. Like, you are elbowing Danny off the Caleb corner and I said you got it exactly right

Speaker 2 I was like I'm playing 4d chess boys I'm trying I'm elevating the storyline and also making it so if Danny ends up being a full-time person here no one can be like oh you're a Chicago homer because he will be taking a more conservative position than me I saw

Speaker 1 right through it I was like I actually thought it was one of the cool like best friend moves you could do because you also were just taking all the reckless takes so that he like his takes while also reckless because we all said some really reckless shit about the fight.

Speaker 2 Right, but they're I'm the human shield. I'm the take shield.
Nobody's like, oh, this Homer from Chicago. Everyone's like, Nick's an idiot.
Yeah. That's exactly how I felt about it.

Speaker 2 You know, another thing I don't get enough credit for. So thank you.

Speaker 3 So you're right.

Speaker 10 So to any of the haters out there that might ever say Nick Wright sometimes says things that he doesn't truly believe in the name of generating buzz and discussion, You're saying that those people are absolutely correct.

Speaker 2 No, I'm not saying that at all because I thought the Bears could make the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 I thought they had all the things in place, and by evidence by the fact that this Eagles team made it, it's pretty clear anybody could make the Super Bowl in the NFC.

Speaker 2 What I said was, oh, I'm sorry, is Max or Mays or Hank any of these? I don't know. Somebody's going to get mad at me and they don't care.

Speaker 2 No, I thought the, I do I, to answer that, and then we can talk, Chiefs. I never say anything I don't believe.
I say things I believe more stridently and at a louder volume.

Speaker 2 But you guys know this, you do too much content to keep track of lies.

Speaker 2 If I had to like remember what I was supposed to believe, there's too many plates in the air. I'm not Red Panda.

Speaker 3 Can't do that.

Speaker 1 So we should all judge basically, like, if you're watching Nick Wright, and I do think you're insanely talented.

Speaker 1 The more strident you say it, the more with your chest you say it, that's really like you're kind of ramping it up.

Speaker 1 Um, why have you never said like something with your chest like LeBron has never done steroids?

Speaker 2 Well, I mean, that's

Speaker 2 that's such an outrageous accusation.

Speaker 1 I didn't, whoa, I did not, I didn't accuse

Speaker 1 I didn't accuse LeBron of doing seriously. I said, Why haven't you said LeBron has not done steroids? I mean,

Speaker 2 why haven't I said, why haven't you said big cats 12 feet tall? Like things that are obvious, you don't need to say. I just don't.

Speaker 1 You went straight to the accusation. I did not accuse LeBron of doing series.
I said, why haven't you said LeBron is not?

Speaker 2 Hey, can we talk about the Chiefs and about how in your guys's

Speaker 3 post-game pod? Nick,

Speaker 10 I think Big Cat brings up a good point, which is LeBron's career.

Speaker 10 Here's what I believe. LeBron's career has been so different than anybody else's.
The man is amazing. He keeps doing stuff into his late 30s that nobody has ever dreamed of.

Speaker 10 Forget about Michael Jordan. Forget about anybody else.
This man is the best basketball player in the history of the world.

Speaker 10 And frankly, I think that it's an outrage that more people haven't accused him of doing steroids. That's how much I love LeBron James.

Speaker 3 It's a great point.

Speaker 2 Well, up until the dismount, I was thinking, wow,

Speaker 2 I'm on the screen for the greatest moment in part in my take history. Like, finally, some truth being told about LeBron on the show that you guys don't have to bring me on to do.

Speaker 2 I didn't love the end of it, but it is,

Speaker 2 listen,

Speaker 2 and that it is actually, as I try to segue to the Chiefs, a first cousin of what's happening with the Chiefs. The Chiefs are so great that it must be a conspiracy.
It must be rigged.

Speaker 2 They have broken people's brains. In a way, those people who make those ridiculous, unfounded, without any evidence whatsoever allegations about LeBron have broken people's brains.

Speaker 2 But speaking of the Chiefs, can I say one thing to you guys about your post-game pods?

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 2 First of all, I appreciate that you guys have, I look at the Chiefs commentary as the bell curve meme where the dumbest people and the smartest people, if you ask them any time about football, they're all like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 The team that always wins the Super Bowl is probably going to win it. And then the pretend smart people are like, well, the Ravens DVOA is top five all time and the Lions point differential.

Speaker 2 Dan Campbell's got an, it's like, no, it'll be the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 And I appreciated that you guys have not fallen into this referee fever dream. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Well, we still discuss it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we let people be angry. Bills fans, our biggest take is I don't like when people are really far on one side or the other.

Speaker 3 We want,

Speaker 1 I thought he got a first down, but it's not the reason the Chiefs won the game. The Chiefs won the game because they're better than the Bills and they're better coached than the Bills.

Speaker 1 But if you're a Bills fan, you should spend the next six months complaining about that first half.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, because it allows you to spend the next six months not thinking about back-to-back years. Josh Allen down three points, ball on his hands, and zero combined points.

Speaker 2 I know that's Verboten on this show because he's a 12-time guest. And I know that it's Sean McDermott and it's everyone else.
And Josh is, listen, Josh is excellent.

Speaker 2 I also would say Kyle Brandt, like Kyle Brand, who's as big of a fan of Josh Allen as you guys tweeted right before the drive.

Speaker 2 Josh Allen was put on this world for this drive, biggest moment of his career, whatever happens. What happened was he got 17 yards.

Speaker 2 But my only issue was

Speaker 2 you kept saying if they scored there, it's a two-score game.

Speaker 3 Because they would have gone for two.

Speaker 3 They were up one.

Speaker 2 Oh, they would have, and that's the two they would have gotten.

Speaker 3 You killed them for going for two so much. No, no, no.
That's the two they would have gotten.

Speaker 1 No, no, no. Here's, here's, it was actually a compliment to the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 You're so in your own head about like, you know, seeing shadows everywhere and being like, oh, this guy said something bad.

Speaker 1 I was actually saying while we were watching the game, because we watched the games live and we live stream.

Speaker 1 I was saying that, and they might not have gotten it because they couldn't get two yards all day.

Speaker 1 I was saying that if the Bills, during that drive, I was like, if they score here, they should go for two.

Speaker 2 They should.

Speaker 1 Because there's no way that you're beating Mahomes if you keep it a one-score game with 10 minutes left.

Speaker 1 I was like, the only way that the Bills can win this game is to make sure that it's a two-score game late in the fourth because otherwise Mahomes is going to win. So that was kind of my whole thing.

Speaker 1 Going into the game, during the game. I was like, you got to step on their throat.
If you leave it in doubt, Mahomes will win.

Speaker 2 That's 100% right. The only other way to win the game, and you really have to like thread this needle, but if somehow you can get the ball back down

Speaker 2 less than a touchdown with call it to pick a random number, three minutes and 33 seconds left, all timeouts, and actually have your superstar quarterback come through.

Speaker 2 That's the other way you could win the game.

Speaker 2 And they've now had two bites at that apple and back-to-back years and they haven't been able to do it listen i i i think he'll i think he will win a super bowl eventually but we're we're the somebody is going to be left without a chair in just in making the super bowl in the afc and certainly the the problem is that i would worry about for josh is

Speaker 3 if

Speaker 2 Because he'll beat the Chiefs in the playoffs one time. He's too good and the games are too close.
Is it going to be hard psychologically to then recalibrate and be like, that wasn't the Super Bowl?

Speaker 2 Yeah. The bigger, like, that's why the NFC is just, that's why PFT is in such a great spot.
Is it's like, maybe you make the Super Bowl in the one in four years the Chiefs aren't there.

Speaker 2 And if you do, it is, you are at the top of the mountain winning one game. All the AFC teams, it's like we have to beat the end boss and then have another game to play, which which is brutal.

Speaker 1 Jalen Hurst has already been to more Super Bowls than Aaron Rodgers. That's what the NFC is right now.
All right, so I got a question for you, and this is, I want your honest opinion. Great, right?

Speaker 1 This is a complete hypothetical, but

Speaker 1 if Josh Allen were on the Chiefs and Patrick Mahomes were on the Bills,

Speaker 1 how many Super Bowls would Josh Allen have gotten to? Because I do...

Speaker 3 I obviously think Mahomes has proven it more in the clutch.

Speaker 1 I'm not saying Josh Allen's better than Mahomes. I always say Mahomes is the best quarterback.

Speaker 1 But I do think at this point, there's a lot of coaching and defense that I think Josh would have been at least to three Super Bowls probably because he's made that.

Speaker 2 So Colin,

Speaker 2 our friend,

Speaker 2 Colin Cowherd, said yesterday to me that that exact scenario. He's like, Josh would have more rings.
That's too much.

Speaker 3 I think that. Yeah.
Right.

Speaker 2 What I would remind the audience of is what Josh has never had to deal with in Buffalo, and it's a testament to McDermott, McDermott, is what Mahomes had to deal with his first three years in Kansas City, particularly the first two, horrific defense.

Speaker 2 So that is something we haven't seen Josh half to overcome. They're not saying he couldn't, but in yours, right now it is five appearances, three rings to 0-0.

Speaker 2 If it were flipped, I think Josh would have been to two and one,

Speaker 2 and I think Mahomes would have been to four and one-two.

Speaker 2 So that's what I that's what I think would have been the scenario because I think Mahomes

Speaker 10 which Bills teams would

Speaker 10 would Patrick Mahomes have taken to the Super Bowl?

Speaker 1 Give us the hypothetical matchups.

Speaker 2 Okay, so

Speaker 2 I think there is no question that in 2022,

Speaker 2 that Bills team with Mahomes instead of Josh, the team that got rolled by Joe Burrow at home, which was weird, that team was awesome.

Speaker 2 I think 2021, it probably would have gone Josh the way it went, but Josh is way in Kansas City last year with Tyreek. But I think the early Josh Allen Bills teams, 2018 is a year, like to think about.

Speaker 2 Both of their first years of starter, that defense was good. They had just gone to the playoffs the year before with Tyrod Taylor.
You dropped Mahomes on there.

Speaker 2 It's to me a similar situation as when you dropped him on Kansas City.

Speaker 2 And so, like, those are

Speaker 2 ones that come to mind right now this year for sure. Like, so, but whatever.

Speaker 1 And now, and I don't think you'd say the same for Lamar. Because I do think Lamar has had teams that have been really, really good on both sides of the ball.

Speaker 1 And he's had really good coaching, and he's fallen. I see Josh and Lamar is different.

Speaker 2 Of course. Listen,

Speaker 2 everybody gets so mad at me. Lamar is Aaron Judge.
And there's nothing wrong with it, but he's Aaron Judge.

Speaker 2 And everyone thinks that, like, the, I used to say James Harden, but people have such a dislike of Harden's like athletic character that it, and everyone loves Lamar, the person, and how, so take that out of it.

Speaker 2 There, the Peyton Manning is the obvious comp, but if we want to switch to right now, this moment, it's Aaron Judge, which is like on a day-in, day-out basis in the regular season, you're like, is this the best player in the sport or certainly in the very, you know, top two or three?

Speaker 2 And then come the playoffs. It's like, man,

Speaker 2 every time,

Speaker 2 again, we don't have to relitigate this, but every regular season, it's Lamar's the best player in the league. And every playoffs, it's like, you know why they lost?

Speaker 2 They put the ball in Lamar's hands too much. And that's a little, you know, that's, that's a little frustrating.

Speaker 10 What do you think about those of, you know, the listeners out there that might hear that and say there's a better comparison for James Harden in today's NFL?

Speaker 3 Who's that? Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 3 Oh, the flopping. Yeah.
Good point. What would you say to them?

Speaker 10 I'm not saying that. Good point.
But there are people listening right now that are like, I can't believe he said James Harden and then Lamar. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Taking advantage of the rules.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 James Harden, listening. Very smart player.

Speaker 10 I like that you're probably pulling up some stats right now.

Speaker 10 No, I'm not.

Speaker 3 I'm like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 I was actually cleaning something. I'm not this the

Speaker 2 keyboard skier. I was cleaning something there.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 2 I had to

Speaker 2 kind of determine because when Big Cat texted me yesterday, I come on first. I snap said yes.
And then I was like, hey, promote the podcast, which he took so seriously, didn't know the name of.

Speaker 3 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, because

Speaker 3 I don't want to,

Speaker 2 you know, so obviously I'd love for some of your listeners to, you know, sample my stuff.

Speaker 2 So I was debating whether or not I want to alienate them. But, you know, my North Star is the truth.

Speaker 2 So what I would say to anyone who actually believes there is any type of comp between James Harden and Patrick Mahomes is you're the dumbest fucking sports fan I ever heard. And so like the

Speaker 2 my pods probably not for you because it'll it'll confuse you and so the it just wouldn't be fun

Speaker 10 and so that's that's what I would say to them okay I do we do say especially after the Bengals game this year the Chiefs Bengals game where people were talking about the pass interference the alleged pass interference at the end people do have chiefs derangement syndrome yeah they do yeah and anytime

Speaker 10 you guys credit you guys have said this all year yeah they it I call it it's like a chiefs agate Whenever anything bad happens, they start to connect all the dots and be like, oh, this ref lived in Missouri for two months when he was 23 years old.

Speaker 10 And they start to tie all this stuff together. The fact of the matter is the Chiefs have been just the better team and the better coach team with maybe the best quarterback.

Speaker 10 Actually, that's a good question for you. What does Patrick Mahomes have to do to surpass Tom Brady?

Speaker 10 to be in your eyes the greatest quarterback of all time.

Speaker 2 So I already think he's the best player ever, but he's not the greatest quarterback of all time. I know that's a very, that's more my style of argumentation than your guys'.
I get that.

Speaker 2 That's very, but I think he's the best player we've ever seen. I do think resumes and accomplishments have to weigh a ton.
And so Brady gets to be called the GOAT.

Speaker 2 I think that if they pull off the three-peat, you can, and someone wants to say he's now the greatest of all time. It's at least an allowed opinion.

Speaker 2 Right now, it's not an allowed opinion, but that to me is a big enough accomplishment it would be.

Speaker 2 For me to say it as passionately and clearly and articulately and really brilliantly as I've said that LeBron's the greatest player of all time, I think they, if he does the three-peat,

Speaker 2 one more Super Bowl, and it's a wrap, plus an MVP, one more great regular season, plus another Super Bowl, and it'd be him. If they don't do the three-peat, he probably has to get

Speaker 2 to six. Okay.

Speaker 3 Probably, or I think he probably has to get to six. big.

Speaker 3 This repeat is. This is huge.
Yeah. No, this is,

Speaker 3 it is after the,

Speaker 2 you know, you walked into

Speaker 2 Bucs Chiefs. And listen, that game, it actually kind of gives me solace because it was such a blowout.
Because if that was a close game and I was sitting here thinking, like, man,

Speaker 2 it would be 6-4 right now with Mahomes having the head-to-head victory with a chance for it. Like, if they had won that game, it would be maybe already the opinion.
Right.

Speaker 2 And if not, certainly one game away, but they got rolled. So, such is luck.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And now the three people. All right.
So

Speaker 1 you're obviously, you know, going around. I feel like you're the number one Chiefs fan right now.
What's your favorite stat that you just show up to people and you're like, hey, did you know this?

Speaker 1 Because I would imagine you have a lot of them when it comes to Mahomes or Reed or even Kelsey.

Speaker 3 You want like a fire hose of them?

Speaker 2 Yeah. There's so many to choose from.

Speaker 3 Yeah, give it to me.

Speaker 2 Thanks to that Bills game, Patrick Mahomes now has trailed in 53 fourth quarters in his career, which sounds like a lot, but that's every single loss.

Speaker 2 It's not going into the fourth. It's at any point.

Speaker 2 He has a winning record in those games. In games, he's trailed in the fourth quarter.
He's 27 and 26. Nobody else has won more than 37% of their games.

Speaker 2 In the playoffs, you mentioned this, Josh DeBostat.

Speaker 2 He's trailed in the fourth quarter nine times. They've won six of those.
He's six and three.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 so he's played 20 career playoff games, 11 easy wins, nine times trailing in the fourth, six victories, one overtime loss where he never got the ball, but the, you know, the NFL didn't change the rules because of it, because we're not the Bills.

Speaker 2 Another overtime loss against the Bengals where he didn't come through, and then down 31 to 9, entering the fourth against the Bucs blowout.

Speaker 2 Mahomes, the, what was the, there was another, oh, you said it. The, that he scored on 13 of 14 of those drives.
Yep.

Speaker 2 The Mahomes already has won more playoff games, four, when his defense allows more than 28 points than any player in league history.

Speaker 2 Tom Brady and Peyton Manning combined won four playoff games in their entire careers when their defense allowed more than 28 points. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 Maybe he shouldn't score so quickly. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Maybe he shouldn't give the ball back to his opponent. Maybe he shouldn't just throw these 70-yard touchdowns at Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 3 Well, lucky the ball isn't anymore.

Speaker 2 I mean,

Speaker 2 so the,

Speaker 2 I think that there is, you know, Mahomes, the one time he didn't come through was the overtime, the second half against the Bengals.

Speaker 2 That game ended, or his last time touching the ball, was a perfectly thrown pass on third and long to Tyreek Hill, but it it was in double coverage. It was a risky ball, but it was perfectly thrown.

Speaker 2 Went off Tyreek's hands,

Speaker 2 and then it was picked and they lost. Since then, in the playoffs,

Speaker 2 Mahomes has one turnover worthy pass.

Speaker 2 Since he lost a playoff game throwing a risky pass, he has made zero. Well, I shouldn't say zero because he threw the pick in the Super Bowl and he fumbled here.

Speaker 2 But those are the only two turnovers, and he's only thrown one ball really in jeopardy. And so I just think he is

Speaker 2 such a different caliber of clutch athlete that it is, we are like,

Speaker 2 the

Speaker 3 he is

Speaker 2 his ability to diagnose exactly the style of game of play it would take to win a particular game and be able to play that exact style is unlike any quarterback I've ever seen other than late stage Tom Brady.

Speaker 2 And where Brady deserves all the credit in the world is he was at his, you know, kind of physical best late in his career and then also had all the institutional knowledge, which is why he was so dominant, you know, into his fourths.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it's, it's, it is crazy to watch. It's, he thinks the game better than anyone.

Speaker 1 You can see it when you're watching it, and it's really just, I say it over and over, going back to the Chiefs' derangement and everyone talking about the flags and everything.

Speaker 1 The reason why the flags always feel more consequential is the Chiefs, if you give them an inch, they will take a mile. That is what a championship team does.

Speaker 1 If you make a mistake with them, they will capitalize, and that's what they do. And that's why it feels more significant sometimes.
And that's the specialness of Mahomes and Andy Reid and Chris Jones.

Speaker 10 Man, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 22 When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts. That's where Snickers comes in, man.

Speaker 22 That thing is packed: roasted peanuts, nuggets, caramel, milk chocolate. It's like the MVP of candy bars.

Speaker 22 And when you bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, gets your head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger. Remember this: Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else.

Speaker 22 Snickers satisfies, man. That's a winning play.

Speaker 2 Before you go, PFT, can I give you one more stat that is not a Patrick Mahomes stat, but it is?

Speaker 2 George Carloftis

Speaker 2 has more playoff sacks than Lawrence Taylor, Aaron Donald, J.J. Watt, Derek Thomas, and that's a Patrick Mahomes stat.

Speaker 2 It's because George Karloftis has just spent his entire career in the playoffs, so now he's already in the top 30 all-time in postseason sacks. Yeah, no, I'm glad you brought that up.

Speaker 10 That's a very impressive stat.

Speaker 10 You can go all day with these Mahomes stats because he's been so great for so long that he really you can point to a lot of things and say, this guy's the best, but you will always be the second biggest Patrick Mahomes fan in the world because Dylan Rayola exists.

Speaker 10 Have you thought about maybe cutting the hair, wearing the turtleneck thing, like modeling your entire life after Mahomes?

Speaker 2 So here's the thing:

Speaker 2 the Rayola thing, because he has a relationship with Patrick, and like, so Patrick's fine with it.

Speaker 2 So it doesn't, you know, I think a lot of people were more bothered by it or found it more cringeworthy maybe than Patrick did. But what I would say is this, got to play better, kid.

Speaker 2 Like when it was like, this guy might win the Heisman, I was like, this is sick. But when it was, when he went in that slump, I'm like, nah, that's not cool.

Speaker 2 Like, you can't, the, I mean, I feel like if PFT Commenter, if your career had really gone askew and you were like on InfoWars or whatever, then I feel like maybe Florio would have been like, change the branding, buddy.

Speaker 2 What do you mean?

Speaker 3 And because you became you, it ended up being great for everybody.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah. No, that would be awesome, though.
If I, if I was doing info scores for Alex Jones, then that should be called What's Right. That would be the name of my show.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Your podcast should actually be what's wrong,

Speaker 10 and then you just admit all the stuff that you were wrong about. Yeah.

Speaker 3 So I,

Speaker 2 the only long form like profile ever written of me was

Speaker 2 the,

Speaker 2 in Kansas City, there were a couple alt weeklies, like what the village voice was for New York or whatever, called Pitch and Inc.

Speaker 2 And one of them wrote, This guy spent a week with me when I was 26

Speaker 2 and spent a week with me, my family, went out with us, all of us.

Speaker 2 And I thought it was going to be this glowing piece about how, you know, this kid from Kansas City who was on the second-rate radio station in town was trying to take down the heritage station and in a quest quest to one day become America's biggest sports talk host.

Speaker 2 That was how I thought the article was going to be written.

Speaker 2 Instead, the cover of this paper is me with my pointy fingers, shaved head, my nose at the worst angle imaginable, pointing at the microphone, and the headline blazed: What's wrong with Nick Wright?

Speaker 3 And it is 15,000 words about how this kid whose radio show is in 17th place

Speaker 2 is delusional and just saying, I'm going to beat this guy, then beat that guy, then get this job.

Speaker 2 And the whole premise of the article is that there's a crazy person on the radio in Kansas City, and it's called What's Wrong with Nick Rice?

Speaker 3 Oh, my God.

Speaker 10 That's great bulletin board material, though. That is.

Speaker 2 Oh, I have it in my office. I don't have it up here, but I have it up where I watch football.
I have it framed in my office. Oh, you got a football office.

Speaker 1 I love that.

Speaker 2 Hey, I've got a good CV setup. That's a big fight with the wife is like how much real estate in the house

Speaker 2 goes to 20 Sundays a year of just a wall of televisions, but you guys know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, I have way too many TVs in my house. All right, so question just about how you do your job every day.
Because again, I think you are very, very talented.

Speaker 1 I know you agitate people, but that also is what happens when you win.

Speaker 1 But do you ever send, like when you're sucking off Patrick Mahomes so hard, do you ever send him like a clip and being like, look what I did today at work? Like, honey, did you love it?

Speaker 2 No, I've never, you're the, okay, first of all, never maybe in that language, but you're the second person that's asked me that question.

Speaker 2 Like, do you ever send

Speaker 2 LeBron or Mahomes clips of you talking about?

Speaker 3 And answer the question.

Speaker 2 And I think that's such an absurd idea. Like, evidently, it's it's a thing.
It must be a thing people think might happen because you're the second person to ask me that.

Speaker 2 But I just can't fathom, like, me be, me, me waxing poetic about Mahomes in the AFC Championship game. Then, you know, copy link, text Patrick, like, hey, did you see this today, buddy?

Speaker 2 No, I've never done that. Now, as far as, you know, us copying or, you know, each other, I will say this.

Speaker 3 Before the football season, last year, obviously, got the Never a Doubt tattoo.

Speaker 2 Oh, and Patrick Mahomes, who rarely, if ever, tweets, 45 minutes after winning the Super Bowl, sent out his first tweet of the playoffs, a picture of him holding both trophies with only a three-word caption, never a doubt.

Speaker 2 So, if you're asking me, like, do I think my, you know, my show is regularly on in the facility? Well, why wouldn't it be? It's just a compliment fest. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Like, I think that if there was a, if there was a TV show

Speaker 2 that you had a reliable, good chance that if you turned it on, they were just going to be like, and here's reason 68 why PFT and Big Cat are the greatest that ever existed.

Speaker 3 You probably have it on in the background

Speaker 3 somewhat often.

Speaker 10 But it would be nice if occasionally Mahomes or LeBron would say, just on their own, hey, Nick, like if they if they defended you the same way that you defended them.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you know, if somebody's dunking on you online and LeBron steps and he's like, hey, my man Nick makes some really great points here. You got to say, you did it again, Nick.

Speaker 10 Nick is now 98 and two going up against

Speaker 10 Kyle in these debates and oversights.

Speaker 2 You know what? That's a good point.

Speaker 2 It should be more of a

Speaker 2 two-way street.

Speaker 2 And I've never really, you know, I've never thought of it that way, but

Speaker 2 I feel...

Speaker 2 Listen, I'm just out here.

Speaker 2 They're like, oh, Nick, you're a Chiefs apologist. And first of all, it's nothing to fucking apologize for.
They win every Super Bowl. Second of all, I'm not an apologist for anything.

Speaker 2 I'm a truth teller. Like, people used to call me a Bills hater.
And then this year, when everyone idiotically was like, oh, I like what the Jets are building, or it's the Dolphin Jerry.

Speaker 2 I'm like, no, the Bills are going to be where the Bills always are, looking awesome, tricking the media into thinking this is the year they beat the Chiefs and then losing in a heartbreaking fashion, probably in the conference championship.

Speaker 3 Not a Bills hater.

Speaker 3 Say it again.

Speaker 2 Not a Bills hater.

Speaker 1 That last sentence, not a Bills hater.

Speaker 2 No, I'm a truth teller. Yeah,

Speaker 3 I'm a truth teller. There's honest people all the time.
As right as I've been about the Chiefs, I have been more right about the Bills the last five years. I called them overrated when they were.

Speaker 2 I called them underrated when they were. I've never missed on the Bills.
Okay. Ever.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Okay, what about the Birds? What about the Eagles? It sounded earlier like you were looking down your nose on the Eagles.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you've been talking junk about Howie.

Speaker 3 You did.

Speaker 1 I saw your clip where you're like, Howie Roseman basically goes on the message boards and drafts all the players from Georgia.

Speaker 2 I basically got every Eagles take wrong. Yeah, you were winning.

Speaker 2 I said, hey, Howie, maybe, you know, draft kids other than Georgia kids and who the mock drafts want you to take. Turns out maybe that's just what everyone should do.
Just follow the mocks.

Speaker 2 I said, and I quote, Saquon Barkley won't be a difference maker. He then had maybe the greatest single season of running backs ever had.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 I

Speaker 2 I had the commanders finishing second in the NFC East, which sounds great, but it's not second to the Eagles. It was second to the Cowboys with the Eagles coming in third.
No,

Speaker 2 I whiffed as big as someone can whiff on the Eagles, and I just have to own that. I thought that the collapse at the end of last season was not, they weren't going to be able to get over it.
And

Speaker 2 I looked at both the big running back acquisitions, Derrick Henry and Saquon Barkley, Barkley, as, man, those teams were awesome at running anyway.

Speaker 2 Like, why is that where you're spending your resources? And I was just as wrong as you could be.

Speaker 2 And so now we get, listen, they get a chance.

Speaker 2 Nobody looks at it this way, but they denied a three-peat already because the Patriots won 16, 18, and were in the Super Bowl in 17, lost to Nick Foles.

Speaker 2 It didn't feel like denying a three-peat because it wasn't at the end. So they have a chance to do it again.

Speaker 2 And if, listen, if Jalen Hurts in these next two weeks can learn to throw like Nick Foles, they might be able to win.

Speaker 3 Oh, all right.

Speaker 1 So, Max, our producer, is the diehard Eagles fans. Max, do you have anything to say to Nick Wright? Obviously, he's on your shit list.
He has to be.

Speaker 11 Yeah, no, I was trying to think of why he was on my shit list this entire time. I couldn't quite remember.
I mean, he said a lot of things about the Eagles this year.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but the Howie Roseman part, I remember that clip where he's like, Howie Roseman just takes anyone who's on the mock draft, and then the media. Yeah, they say

Speaker 18 he's a Twitter, a Twitter GM.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that one was wrong.

Speaker 3 Well, I mean, he's made some pretty good moves. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 No, I got it wrong. And shout out to Max.
Personal growth is important.

Speaker 3 You listen to my whole Eagles thing.

Speaker 2 You didn't have to take a mental health lap like you did with Big Cat a few weeks ago.

Speaker 3 So that's all good. Like, I think it's all good.
No, that's true. That's growth.

Speaker 1 It is growth.

Speaker 2 And I see that fathead of Jalen Hurts behind you. I assume that's moments before he scans the field, sees open receivers, and then decides to tuck and run.

Speaker 3 Oh, you could have gone even hurt.

Speaker 1 Like, I think Jalen Hurts, I saw his status, like 25% of his throws this year have been throwaways. That's the big Jalen Hurts.
Just scanning the field and then throwing it

Speaker 1 10 feet into the state.

Speaker 2 What do we make?

Speaker 1 Can I ask a question?

Speaker 11 What do we make of the straitjacket comment?

Speaker 2 Why do the Eagles, when everything is going well, decide to meet with the media and just be like, let's create.

Speaker 2 Nobody was six weeks ago. The only story around the Eagles was Vic Fangio transformed the defense.
Saquon's are going to break Eric Dickerson's record. And then AJ Brown's like, passing sucks.

Speaker 2 We got to get better at it. And everyone freaks out.
And then everything seemingly is fine. And they're winning a playoff game.
And AJ Brown's like, now's the time for me to break out this book.

Speaker 2 And I've got to listen to Eagles fans and be like, he does it all the time. I'm like, well, it's literally never been caught on video on the sideline, ever.

Speaker 2 And the Eagles are a lot of their games are on TV.

Speaker 2 And then this week, Jalen Hurts is like, finally, took the straight jacket off me, which, again, not to be too psychological, handcuffs are used to prevent you from harming others.

Speaker 2 Straight jacket is if you, if they, they're worried you're going to harm yourself. So the, the, you know, the deep-seated psychology of it is, my coach thinks that I'm going to hurt us, hurt our team.

Speaker 2 So he tries to prevent it.

Speaker 2 And so I listen, don't worry i'm sure that despite all that nick siriani is going to out fox andy read in these 10 days and get it all taken care of i'm not worried about that at all max uh well there was a picture of a j brown reading inner excellence

Speaker 3 there was a picture when he had 98 yards and 15 cards

Speaker 3 video from the game well

Speaker 1 i stopped listening when he said there was no there was no photographic evidence of him knowing i said video check the tape my friend nick it's that's tomato tomato nick just Nick just basically was like, your quarterback is worried about hurting himself and he needs a straitjacket.

Speaker 1 And you're like, yeah, but the A.J. Brown point, you're wrong.

Speaker 11 Well, I mean, that was the first thing that came to my mind.

Speaker 2 I mean, how am I?

Speaker 3 I'm not going to win this fight.

Speaker 3 I don't know how to battle here.

Speaker 3 I don't fight with that with any logic.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so go ahead.

Speaker 10 Fight him with no logic. Tell him that he's an idiot.
Tell him that Philly's the best.

Speaker 11 Jalen Hurts coming off his best game of the year. And then the last time he had his best game ever was against the Chiefs in the Super Bowl.
So there's no reason to believe that he can't do it again.

Speaker 11 What happened that was the first time? Listen,

Speaker 2 the best game.

Speaker 3 And our defense is better this year.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Sorry, I didn't. The best game Jalen Hurts ever played is that Super Bowl game.

Speaker 2 And I would argue, it is the single best game any player has ever played that also included them making the play that lost their team of the game.

Speaker 2 I think it is the,

Speaker 2 I think of all the games where one guy made a totally unforced catastrophic error that cost his team a championship, he played the best in

Speaker 3 that game.

Speaker 10 It's got to be so awesome to me, Nick, because that was another Mahomes stat that Max just gave you. He's like, he played the best game he's ever played in his life.

Speaker 10 You're like, yeah, that's the best quarterback performance I've ever seen, ever. And the Chiefs beat him.

Speaker 11 It was a good performance. He shouldn't have fumbled.
It was a second-quarter fumble.

Speaker 3 Yeah. No,

Speaker 2 I actually, I'm being unfair. And

Speaker 2 I actually think that fumble was probably a little overrated. It was third and six anyway.
If he he just gets stuffed, they're going to punt. Obviously, the Chiefs are going to score their Chiefs.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 you know, Max. Like, the reason, or Nick, the reason why I have Max around is like, it's like softball practice for us.

Speaker 1 And you can see that in like two seconds, you're like, oh, this is, you guys are just keeping him around so you can just do a little slow pitch.

Speaker 2 So again, I feel,

Speaker 2 I wish.

Speaker 2 You guys had me on at some point if the Steelers somehow ever played in a game that mattered because I'd much rather argue with that idiot Steeler fan who a couple years ago sent a really, really

Speaker 3 what's the word?

Speaker 2 Off-color, I'll say, tweet. Oh, either about me and my wife or about me and someone, but it was, it was me, it was the

Speaker 2 what's the stupid Tom Green college movie?

Speaker 3 Freddy Got Fingers. Yeah.

Speaker 2 No, not that one. The good one.

Speaker 2 Road trip.

Speaker 3 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 The one,

Speaker 3 Was it Road Trip? Road Trip. Yeah, it was Road Trip.
Road Trip. Road Trip.
You know,

Speaker 2 the skinny, nerdy white guy that is in bed. He some for some reason sent that picture out and said, live look at Get Nick Right.

Speaker 3 Oh, God.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, I don't know if that's about me or about my wife, whatever it is, but I really actively dislike that person. Yeah.
I don't know his name. I know he's an idiot.

Speaker 1 And I know you guys torture him and make him try to hit hole in ones and snooze no that's his own doing um jerry jerry goes a little too hard and we have to we we've put some guardrails in uh since

Speaker 1 uh i've there's been times where i've had to to clear tweets and he you know

Speaker 1 listen we've worked on that we've looked in the mirror if it helps at all jerry was addicted to crack for a lot of years um really yeah he was yeah he's actually a great story like he's helps a lot of people so but yeah that one that one i'll say Jerry went too far.

Speaker 2 So, the point I'm making is I have nothing against Max, and I actually think he's

Speaker 2 oh, here it is. So, I got it wrong.
I got the story wrong. I'm going to text to you what he did.
Okay. Here it is.
I mean, I've found it.

Speaker 1 Listen, whatever you text me is not even in the top 10 worst thing tweets that Jerry sent.

Speaker 2 Oh, I'm sure, but regardless, it pissed me off because I never came for this idiot.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, that's fair. That's totally fair.

Speaker 3 And so

Speaker 2 I sent out a picture of me and my wife out celebrating something, and he reposted it with the Malibu Most Wanted thing or whatever that was. I don't know what it was, but it made me mad.

Speaker 3 So, Max, this isn't for you. You probably said one mean thing, not even mean thing.

Speaker 1 You probably just said one thing that he viewed as negative about TJ Watt, and then he went nuclear. That's all it takes for him.
Literally, that's all it takes.

Speaker 10 You might have said Miles Garrett is a better player than you.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's probably what it was.

Speaker 1 You probably gave Miles Garrett the defensive player of the year, and he went absolutely nuclear because that's how he's.

Speaker 2 How is he going to deal when they trade TJ Watt for a first and a third?

Speaker 1 We've done a little trial balloon with that, with him, and it has not gone well.

Speaker 1 And I actually, I'll apologize for Jerry. Jerry's a very sweet guy.
He does go too hard on Twitter. If you guys ever met, I think you'd get along.

Speaker 3 But he does that.

Speaker 1 He'll be the first to admit.

Speaker 1 He had to put that, you know, they have a timer on Twitter where it's like a minute timer to make sure you want to tweet it he had to put that on his twitter because he had so many okay incidents you know what yeah and i didn't know the the the good the you know the trials and tribulations

Speaker 2 let's let's have something good come of this hands washed of it okay okay

Speaker 1 love that and it's not exclusively excuse me i trust you guys if you say he's a good guy yeah i trust him he's got we all kind of he's gonna get angry on twitter yeah he's got a good heart and and and the the the crack stuff doesn't excuse tweeting mean things people i'm just saying jerry does do a lot of good things for people now and in recovery and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 This has been awesome, Nick. We should have you on more often.

Speaker 1 You're so much fun to talk to.

Speaker 1 So give us a final score for the Super Bowl. I showed you I have a future to win $100,000 on the Eagles.
You told me to cash out.

Speaker 2 Well, yeah, I said I never, ever, ever cash out bets. In fact, quick, very quick anecdote, and then I'll let you go and I'll try to give you a final score.

Speaker 2 So Kevin Wilds, who is just the best person in the world to work with,

Speaker 2 he's not a gambler at all, but he bets like a dollar or two dollars. And his first game of the first

Speaker 2 day of the NFL season, he let his sons pick all of the Sunday slate straight winners a dollar and hit it.

Speaker 2 But he's also a big cash out guy. Like the moment it shows a 10% profit, he'll click cash out.
So he and I have a deal now

Speaker 2 where I told him, anytime you want to cash out, screenshot, text me, I'll auto-pay it. But if it wins, I get it.
Like, because I want to be in the house in that,

Speaker 2 because cashing out is never the right option.

Speaker 3 Never.

Speaker 2 Unless, of course, you have a hundred grand that is predicated on the Chiefs losing a football game, in which case you should definitely cash out. Yeah, and I,

Speaker 1 I told you, I bet the Chiefs last year in the Super Bowl, and it was one of the most fun experiences because I just sat there being like, like, half the gambling cave had Brock Purdy and I was just like, oh, I got Mahomes.

Speaker 3 That's dumb. Yeah, like, I got Mahomes here.
This is going to be fun.

Speaker 10 And then I spent a year thinking about how Kyle Shanahan messed up the new overtime rule. Yeah.
And that's the reason why I lost all my money. Yeah.

Speaker 2 All right. So here's the thing.

Speaker 2 The producers of the TV show, because we're going to be down in New Orleans and we're trying to, you know, build stuff or whatever. Asked me yesterday.

Speaker 2 They're like, hey, need a final score for the game because we're going to, you know, build something for a reveal. I was like, well, I don't have that yet.
And he's like, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 And I'm like, you think I'm just going to willy-nilly

Speaker 2 come up?

Speaker 2 I got a

Speaker 2 deep dive. I got to review the all-22.
I got it. Now, listen, I think I'm going to pick the Chiefs.
I'm not even sure yet. I got to really review the information, but I'm leaning towards

Speaker 2 34-24. Okay.

Speaker 3 Leaning. Okay.
That would be a good thing.

Speaker 2 But that's, you know, write that in pencil.

Speaker 3 No, not in pencil.

Speaker 10 You should do like Lee Corso does in College Game Day and put the mascot head on, and it's the paintball mask and the cap the Chiefs of Holic wore.

Speaker 3 That would be fun.

Speaker 10 Did you watch that documentary?

Speaker 2 Believe it or not, I have not.

Speaker 2 I did not watch

Speaker 2 Chiefsaholicoli.

Speaker 1 All right, so I'm featured in it?

Speaker 10 Well, yeah, they take pretty much every podcast clip in America that's been talking about the Chiefs.

Speaker 10 I think we were on it for about a second when we told our old friend Billy to go try to track down Chiefs of Holly.

Speaker 3 Yeah, when he was on the channel. So we were in it as well.

Speaker 1 All right. So, everyone, do watch First Things First.
Also, do subscribe to What's Right.

Speaker 2 I love you guys. And

Speaker 2 in all seriousness, not only congrats,

Speaker 2 one moment of genuineness. I appreciate the direction you guys have

Speaker 2 gradually pushed some others in sports media of

Speaker 2 everything that it is supposed to be fun, and it doesn't always have to be so life or death.

Speaker 2 And so, I think you guys are great, and I appreciate you having me on. And we'll come, I'll come on whenever.
I'll talk to you guys.

Speaker 1 Yeah, okay, this has been a lot of fun, and good luck to your Chiefs. I'm not going to cash out.
You know, I'm not going to cash out. I can't cash out.

Speaker 2 No, you can't. No, you would, and it wouldn't be fun watching the game.
Right.

Speaker 2 The only real way

Speaker 2 to make the cash out, and this is the only thing I'll say: for the cash out to be an option,

Speaker 2 you would have to cash out and snap put the full amount on the Chiefs. Yeah, it has to be a 100K winner one way or another.

Speaker 2 And so, if you were like, that's, but you can't just cash out and take it and not have big action on the Super Bowl, obviously.

Speaker 3 Right.

Speaker 1 And it's not like last time the Chiefs played the Eagles. I actually had a chance to win 200K, and the Eagles were up 10 at halftime.
And

Speaker 3 so I'll be fine. It's going to be fine.
It'll be fine. It's going to be fun.
34-24. Congrats.

Speaker 1 Hey, congrats, by the way. We'll say it right now.
We've done this every single year for, I think, six or seven years in a row. Congrats on the Kansas City Chiefs winning the AFC West in 2025.

Speaker 3 We're the first to report it.

Speaker 3 We are the first to report it.

Speaker 1 We've been reporting it around this time every single year. Congratulations on another AFC West title.

Speaker 3 This is their year.

Speaker 3 See you guys.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's do Firefest of the Week. By the way, we had some breaking news.
We recorded some of the show in the morning.

Speaker 1 Breaking moose.

Speaker 3 Justin Tucker might be in some shit.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that kind of rubbed me the wrong way.

Speaker 10 He was

Speaker 10 allegedly on his Deshaun grind.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 The dates are interesting because it says that

Speaker 10 experiences he was having at the Baltimore area massage parlors stopped in about what 2019? Oh, is that it?

Speaker 3 I wasn't able to read the whole thing.

Speaker 10 That's like right when the Deshaun stuff came out. Maybe it was like the block's too hot.

Speaker 10 But it's six different masseuses who are accusing him of being inappropriate, nutting on the table, exposing himself, et cetera, et cetera.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 10 his statement that he put out, which he denies everything,

Speaker 10 he says that it's a newspaper with an axe to grind. Okay.
And when he first learned of this article, he was trying to get more information.

Speaker 10 They only gave him like five minutes to respond before they published. So he's denying everything, but there's no charges being pressed,

Speaker 10 either civil or criminal. So right now it's an article.
Okay. So we don't know.
Okay. But if true,

Speaker 5 why would they accuse him with no charges?

Speaker 10 Because the newspaper can write an article and be like, we've talked to these women. Here's what they say happen.

Speaker 10 Even

Speaker 10 there's nothing in court, they can still tell that story if they believe it's true.

Speaker 1 Interesting. Yeah.

Speaker 3 So,

Speaker 3 I don't know.

Speaker 10 If true, pervert.

Speaker 3 Bad.

Speaker 10 For a kicker, even a pervert. A kicker.

Speaker 1 The jizz puddle.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Okay. Hank, you're fired fast.

Speaker 5 I don't really have.

Speaker 5 Good week.

Speaker 13 Good week.

Speaker 5 Case race was fun.

Speaker 5 Obviously, the anxiety of getting blackout drunk with your coworkers and then waking up the next day and realizing that it was all taped and that you don't remember a lot of it is not a fun anxiety, I would say.

Speaker 5 But other than that,

Speaker 18 pretty good week.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we had a pause thing on Wednesday morning. Very bad planning, but shout out Pause Chicago.
We dropped off the check for Stella Blue Coffee. We did some volunteering.
Hank was scheduled to do it.

Speaker 1 Before the case race started, I told him,

Speaker 1 I was like, dude, you don't have to come. It's not a a big deal.
We have more than enough people.

Speaker 1 And when I got home from the case race, hammered, Hank texted me at midnight. It was like, dude, I can't get my face makeup off.
I'm going to have to cancel for tomorrow.

Speaker 3 I was just like, I already said it's okay.

Speaker 1 He was just in his field.

Speaker 10 It would have scared the dogs. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It would have scared the dogs. But yeah, watch the Yak case race for, if you're a Max fan.

Speaker 3 Or Max hater. Please don't watch.
Watch the case race. Please don't watch.
Noon Central on the Yak YouTube.

Speaker 11 I did exactly what I thought I was going to do.

Speaker 13 No, you didn't. And it's so bad.

Speaker 10 Max is on a word count.

Speaker 3 Oh, man.

Speaker 11 I should have. I knew.

Speaker 11 Birds, baby.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Birds.
Bird up.

Speaker 1 I think people will

Speaker 1 enjoy the Max experience because I know that I had tears in my eyes multiple times.

Speaker 11 I'm officially retired from Yak Case Races.

Speaker 1 That's what I said. Unfortunately, that's not something you can retire from.
When your number's called, you show up, and the next one is going to be in the summer Royal Rumble.

Speaker 1 And so, yeah, you'll be there.

Speaker 10 This is it. If you want to see Max getting physical, tune into the case race.

Speaker 3 Yeah, listen,

Speaker 1 I've said this before, but the case race is essentially childbirth, just as painful.

Speaker 1 We do it. Everyone regrets it, and they're like, that was miserable.

Speaker 1 Terrible hangover. Don't want to watch myself drunk.
And then six months go by, and you're like, oh, you don't be fun? A case race.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I kind of, I was looking at my wall of pictures and thinking about what if if we had another one on the wall.

Speaker 3 Yeah. And

Speaker 10 I don't want to get there, but I want to have it done.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so we'll

Speaker 1 come June, July, Royal Rumble time.

Speaker 3 We'll all be ready to go. We'll all be ready to go.
Okay, PFT.

Speaker 10 So my Fire Fest was all my clothes got stolen, which I talked about on Wednesday's show.

Speaker 10 But in addition to that Fire Fest, I am basically out of clothes now, but I did have clothes arriving at my house that I'd ordered ahead of time that happened to show up after my stuff was stolen.

Speaker 10 It also just so happens that it's all Washington Commanders stuff that I tried to buy before the NFC Championship game, and they showed up the day after the NFC Championship game.

Speaker 10 So now I'm just wearing a Mike Stanwerstill jersey today because it was the only clean shirt that I had. I've got a sweet new Commander's jacket that I'm wearing too.

Speaker 1 So you're going to be at Super Bowl Week at NOAA, you're going to be like the random Kansas or Duke fan when they're not in the Final Four. Yeah.
But they had already booked their tickets.

Speaker 10 Well, for me, a Commanders fan, Piquette doesn't get this Hank like me and you do, but our season doesn't start until the championship game.

Speaker 10 And so I, yeah, I kind of penciled myself into the Super Bowl. Yeah.

Speaker 1 What were you going to say?

Speaker 11 I have something else for you.

Speaker 5 Uh-oh.

Speaker 11 I got sent a box of Commanders merch on Monday. I didn't have the heart to give it to you.

Speaker 10 So now I have new clothes.

Speaker 11 Yeah, you have more clothes. It's got championships.

Speaker 11 It says like anybody, anywhere, anytime.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that was our team motto.

Speaker 10 Correct. Still is.

Speaker 3 Still is.

Speaker 1 the eagles at 2 p.m in philly we played you we showed up yeah that is that is correct we will play anybody that is correct the motto is not we will beat anybody anytime anywhere true true we will play anybody anytime actually that's my motto too when it comes to nfl football if any nfl football teams want to schedule me i'll play them yeah bring it yeah it's the MT is a podcast we will play any NFL football team as long as it's a scheduled NFL game on a Sunday in the fall I got some tape coming out yeah that's

Speaker 1 it.

Speaker 10 It's just, it's a motto for our podcast just in terms of watching football. Yeah.
Anybody, anytime, anywhere. We'll watch.
If you're an NFL team, I will watch you play football.

Speaker 3 We will watch.

Speaker 1 Okay, my Fire Fest. I mean, we've already talked about

Speaker 1 PFT and I turning 40. That sucks.

Speaker 1 I did get some presents this morning, but my kids demanded to open it themselves.

Speaker 1 That was also, oh, I guess it's a reverse Fire Fest. My daughter did wish me happy birthday this year.
I remember last year she abstained. She just, she knew it was my birthday.

Speaker 1 She just was like, I'm not going to do it. I kind of respected the hell out of that.
She was actually number one today. She came into my room and said, happy birthday.

Speaker 3 It's very cool. Yeah.

Speaker 5 I don't want to make this about myself, but you guys turning 40 is affecting me pretty, pretty hard more than I thought.

Speaker 3 Yeah. In what way?

Speaker 5 It just makes me feel really old.

Speaker 3 That we're old. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 10 We feel old when you get 30 years old.

Speaker 3 I'm with you guys when we turn 30.

Speaker 10 No, but that's the same for us. When you turn 30, me and Big Cat were like, fuck.

Speaker 3 I know.

Speaker 3 I know. It's crazy.
We're old. Yeah.

Speaker 10 What can we do to stop getting old?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's crazy. Gaze.
Gaz tweeting the video of me for my 30th birthday being like, what a decade. And it's like, shit.

Speaker 20 I know.

Speaker 1 It was a decade. Yeah.
Yeah, what do you want us to do, Hank? We just got to be not old.

Speaker 3 I'm sorry that our birthdays are making you feel bad.

Speaker 1 I know.

Speaker 5 I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 Apology accepted. Okay.

Speaker 3 It's a good thing we're getting a 12-year-old intern.

Speaker 11 Yep. Yep.

Speaker 1 Nine.

Speaker 1 Keep going down.

Speaker 10 I want an intern that can't walk. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Getting a newborn.

Speaker 3 We're going to raise a newborn. It's our podcast.
It's like a frat house. That was Memes' idea.

Speaker 11 Memes was like, why don't we just adopt a child?

Speaker 3 I mean,

Speaker 10 he's done a great job with Mr. Pear.

Speaker 3 Yeah, true.

Speaker 1 Mr. Pear is probably our longest-living pet.
Do you think Mr.

Speaker 10 Pear is depressed?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 No, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 Mr.

Speaker 12 Pear's been in hibernation.

Speaker 10 I bought a tortoise that hibernates. Okay, so probably bad idea.

Speaker 3 During football season. So

Speaker 10 your tortoise is not depressed, but it's sleeping all day. It's lost interest in everything.

Speaker 12 Yes, I have a plan for next football season, though.

Speaker 10 To stimulate it?

Speaker 3 Uh-oh. How are you going to stimulate it? I have a plan.
Okay. I can't tell you the plan, but there is a plan.

Speaker 1 Why? Because Mr. Pear might hear?

Speaker 3 Whoa.

Speaker 1 Who are we keeping the plan from, memes?

Speaker 3 It's a plan. You guys can't know the plan.
Okay. Okay, what is going on? I don't know.

Speaker 10 He's been Googling. Memes has been on a weird.

Speaker 1 He gets weird vibes of the week award. I don't know what he's planning, what he's doing.

Speaker 10 He's just excited for New Orleans.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Super Bowl week. It's going to be all about the Eagles.
All about Max. I wish I could have done it.

Speaker 5 He's just never in a good mood. I don't want to poo-poo him, though, because I'd rather him be in a good mood.

Speaker 3 True. But it is.

Speaker 1 It's off-putting. Yeah.

Speaker 5 It's just not normal.

Speaker 3 He just loves New Orleans.

Speaker 11 He's been talking about New Orleans is his favorite city in the world.

Speaker 11 And since he found out that this Super Bowl was in New Orleans, he's been talking about

Speaker 10 this week. Three years ago?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 12 Bad mark on the calendar.

Speaker 10 I was like, don't let the pip get you before New Orleans.

Speaker 11 He actually did say that. He's like, as long as I make it to New Orleans.

Speaker 10 Where's the Super Bowl next year?

Speaker 3 San Francisco.

Speaker 3 What?

Speaker 10 Oh, Aaron Rodgers' homecoming next year for the Super Bowl memes.

Speaker 1 Should we just put Max in the cover art for the whole week?

Speaker 3 Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 We don't need to be on it. No.
No.

Speaker 10 Let me and Big Cat produce.

Speaker 3 People are already sick of me.

Speaker 1 Hard Max take.

Speaker 10 We did did see

Speaker 10 there's at least one media outlet that wants to interview Max.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We're going to get you on Radio Row, buddy.

Speaker 1 We're going to parade you around like a show pony.

Speaker 3 We're going to get you tassels. Look at my boy.
Look how strong my boy is. That has nothing to say.
Oh, man. Nothing

Speaker 11 noteworthy to say.

Speaker 14 That's not true.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 1 Numbers.

Speaker 1 Next stop, New Orleans.

Speaker 18 40.

Speaker 18 3.

Speaker 11 11.

Speaker 3 Fuck.

Speaker 10 95. Got you there, buddy.

Speaker 5 I think this is memes day.

Speaker 10 What do you mean, memes day? Did somebody take 40? I did. Has he gotten it?

Speaker 5 No, I think today's today. Oh, okay.
Call him a shot.

Speaker 3 Hmm.

Speaker 3 We got to move this thing back.

Speaker 10 Memes, what's his number?

Speaker 3 I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 You picked eight? No. No, let's go eight.

Speaker 1 Forty-two.

Speaker 10 Love you guys.