Celtics Coach Joe Mazzulla Fresh Off The NBA Title, Oilers Force Game 6 And A Show Announcement

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We're going to talk about Hank.

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Today is Wednesday, June 19th, and the Boston Celtics are champions of the world. Congrats, Hank.
The summer of Hank is upon us. It is nigh.
The long, long drought for Boston all the way back to 2018 is finally over. Five and a half years.
I know. It's really incredible that you survived this long.
Maybe the biggest drought of your entire life as a sports fan. I think it is.
I'm so glad that it's over because you must have been in hell for those five and a half years. But the Celtics, they did in five games.
You thought they'd do it in six. I bet them to win it under five and a half games.
That's just false. You said on this very show.
Yeah, I did say on this show six. Listen, Hank, this this is gonna be a hank wet suck fest you don't need to come in hot right now i'm sorry i'm sorry congratulations hank you're better than us as a sports fan the city of boston is better than us as sports fans um i'm very jealous of everything you've gotten to experience but you had a great team and jalen brown proved all the haters wrong and he is he's in that top five now he's the best player on the team Jason Kidd was a hundred percent correct uh congratulations to Jalen Brown uh very happy for you yeah thank you thank you tell us tell us the floor by the way oh people are wondering we're gonna we're gonna tape uh after the Stanley Cup so you'll hear us react to game five if there's any if the Panthers end up winning and everyone's like why didn't you say panthers as well we will if they do uh one more thing real quick about jalen brown you know how i know he's the man and he's batman on that team yeah he wore the wire yeah he wore the wire and windy taught us that's the man the man is the wire yeah i do think they kind of switch that person game by game but that's fine uh it was a great night there's truly nothing better the day after you know as fun as it is to win a championship that night you don't go to sleep until like 2 a.m you watch every video you watch the locker room you see all the quotes there's nothing better than the day after winning a championship as a sports fan taking it all in looking at all the old takes.
There was a five-minute compilation of all of every single sports show

saying Jalen Brown and Jason Tate will never work together, break them up.

And that's just the best stuff.

It was an emotional night.

It was great to watch.

Brad Stevens is the greatest GM of all time.

Danny Ainge, recurring guest.

You think Brad Stevens is the greatest GM of all time? I think he's got to be he's in all time conversation all time one title he is in the conversation we are having the conversation yeah well we'll see yeah i mean the team is set up for a great great run which is the most exciting oh you're thinking about the next one i am thinking i mean you have to think about the next one it's like why what we made it to game seven last year. Jason Tatum rolled his ankle.
They almost came back from 3-0. We've been in the Eastern Conference Finals.
Nothing but success. We win a championship now, and we're set up for the future.
Maybe a mini-dynasty? Maybe a real one. Oh.
No, I'm saying already a mini-dynasty. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I completely agree with Hank that he is laser-focused on the next one. He is wearing a that says banner 18 on it.
Well, yeah, you got to celebrate him when you get him. Shouldn't you wear a shirt that says banner 19? Question mark? No, I like the Celtics had a blank banner in their practice facility signifying the next one.
Now they get to fill it out. Well, are they going to have another blank banner? Yeah.
Okay. The game was never really in doubt.
It was the Celtics coronation. The funniest part of the game, I thought, was the last 10 minutes when Tatum was trying very hard to get the MVP.
It turned into a little bit of – it was Luka stat padding and then Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum just going for that. Trading off ISO.
But, yeah, you guys – the Celtics were the best team by far in the NBA this year it showed in the regular season it showed in the playoffs they had an incredible run they only lost three games I do think I don't want it to become a full glaze off of Hank the story of Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum and like everything they've gone through that is why you watch sports and that is the culmination of like both from a fan perspective and from their perspective of putting in the hard work and trying to get up to the top of the mountain failing failing failing and then reaching that point is very cool Jalen Brown is like an all-time success story in player development with you know when we hadinge on and he was talking about his game was far from being refined. Same with Jason Tatum, all the growth he's had.
It's very cool, Hank. It's very cool.
You guys did it. And it does get to shut up all the haters that thought those two guys couldn't coexist.
And you're right, Brad Stevens. I mean, the Drew Holiday and the Kristaps Porzingis moves were all time.
I wonder who had a worse Tuesday, Marcus Smart or Ime Udoka? It's got to be Udoka. Marcus Smart is definitely happy, probably a little bit bittersweet, obviously.
But Udoka just had to not be horny. Yeah, Udoka fumbled the back.
Marcus Smart, it wasn't really his choice, but he does get to say he helped the culture and Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown. He was instrumental in their upbringing as players.
So I'm sure he's happy for them. Obviously, it is sad.
It's bittersweet, I'm sure, but it's definitely a doka. Yeah, I would probably agree with that.
Marcus Smart, though, not a great day either. No.
I don't think he was – I don't think it was much bittersweet as much as it was bitter for Marcus Smart just because, like, those are the guys that you played with. You probably really wish you were on that team, especially considering how this year went for him.
And they needed the guys who they brought in for him to get over the hump. Yeah.
Although – Drew Holiday was the difference maker. Drew Holiday was incredible.
I still – Bucs fans will get mad. I still think that – like, I don't understand that.
Yeah, they just gave him away. And they let the Celtics – I know they didn't directly trade him to the Celtics, but they opened the door for the Celtics to get him.
Yeah, kind of a head-scratching move on that one. But KP, Kristaps Porzingis, he did play.
Hank was right. They got him in the rotation.
A lot of people were questioning whether or not he actually should have been in the rotation. He was a massive liability last night.
They were just going after him. They were just like, we're going to take a three, we're going to get spacing, and he's not going to be within 10 feet.
I'm glad that he got to show how tough he was and get to the game because he's probably in some serious pain today dealing with that. But, yeah, you guys walloped the Mavericks so hard that you didn't even need a fourth guy on defense for a lot of the time.
They were just a much better team. Celtics have been the best team all year, the best team all playoffs.
Congratulations, Hank. You're better than us.
Question. Yes.
Well, let's glaze a little bit more. Max, you want to glaze a little? You got to say something.
I can get sentimental too. Yeah, get sentimental, and then I have some follow-up questions.
Big Cat remembers he was there when I started at Barstool. Basically for the first year, two years, I was thinking I was getting fired every step of the way.
So I was trying to think of things to do so that I could get some level of job security. At the time, there was no Celtics blogger.
So I started blogging the Celtics big, oh, you know, I'm, I'm blogging the Celtics. I'm doing stuff day to day.
That was basically right after the Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett trade when the rebuild happened. And so seeing it go from that team to developing, it was before they even drafted Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown, like a year or two before before and so just seeing it all kind of culminate into you know when they when they won the first championship i was a freshman in high school that was kind of the start of my adulthood and then it's like 16 years later 31 this whole you know eight years of of my life in the celtics that was just it was a beautiful beautiful night some say that you had a process and you trusted it big Big time, yeah.
That's where Brad Stevens and Brad Stevens, the craziest part, he developed them as a coach. He knew Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum as a coach.
He developed that team. They overperformed when he was the coach.
They were rebuilding, but they still made the playoffs. They still fought.
They went to Game 7 against LeBron when Jason Tatum, I think that was Jason Tatum's 19 or 20 year. And then he became the GM, got in, he had a Doka who was a player's coach.
He, you know, fumbled the bag and then they brought in another even better football guy, like the best coach you could ever have, local guy, Providence, player's coach to just make him that much better. Got Porzingis, got you Holiday.
Danny Ainge set the foundation and then Brad Stevens just yeah made it happen can you even truly say that you have a great culture though if you do things like not even give Grant Williams a tribute video you see that he was he was pissed about that he said I was pissed I was definitely pissed about not getting a tribute video uh did you see the video of Jalen Brown walking past him? Yeah, I saw some of that.

It was like Jalen Brown and Grant Williams reconnect.

He was walking down a hallway just giving people high fives,

and he gave him a high five like he was just a security guard or something.

And then talked to a lady with her baby for way longer than he acknowledged Grant Williams,

then went to Taco Fall and goes, I love you, Taco.

He didn't say anything to Grant Williams.

And then Taco, you could tell he was like, love you, Taco. We're boys.
That tribute video needs to happen for Grant. Yeah.
He did. Grant Williams, everyone's racking on him.
That game seven against, he did have a huge, huge game for the Celtics, game seven against the Bucs. Why would you go to that? Yeah, I don't know.
Why would you go to that? I don't know. Do you think Jalen Brown was the deserving MVP? I thought the votes they put the votes out I think it was you know seven or eight to four or you know he had three or four more which is which is fair he he's performed slightly better in the finals I also Jason Tatum did lead the team in points rebounding and assists for the playoffs so it's like it just shows and and Jason Tatum said it after I I don't, it's a media thing to be like, oh, try and drive a wedge into him.
But like Kobe didn't, Kobe won two finals MVPs. Like Steph, Andre Godal won.
Andrew Wiggins won. Like it's not that big a deal as people are trying, even though they just won the championship, even though they've been talking shit about him for so long, they're still trying to be like, there's issues here.
We would never do that. Yeah.
Yeah. We would never do that.
I do think... Jalen is clearly the better player.
I do think... I don't think Andrew Wiggins ever won a finals MVP.
Oh, Steph Curry won that. I thought he won.
Yeah, Steph Curry won that. I do think Jalen Brown was deserving MVP winner because if you look at this series, which wasn't really competitive, the only time that you could point to it and say, oh, this game that I thought the Mavs would win or you know be at least up for was game three going back to Dallas and his second half in that game basically ended the series yeah like he he single-handedly ended the series there so I I do think he should have won MVP um Tatum tried hard at the end uh I'm I'm very happy for Al Horford.
That was cool. I also got a little...
It was cool watching Jason Tatum throw Deuce Tatum up in the air. If you can't get emotional about that, you got a cold heart.
All-time picture. Max, I would like to hear you maybe compliment Hank.
No, thank you. I would like to pass on that.
Okay. All right.
Max is passing. Max, what were your thoughts? Celtics won.
Okay. Good thoughts.
Is that a thought? That's what's going on in this head. Not a lot going on in that head.
Are you happy for Hank? No. As a person? A little bit? No.
Max, come on. Come on, Max.
You can't do this, Max. That's bad karma, but that's just Billy's scumbaggery.
That is bad karma. You've won a billion championships.
I'm not happy that you got your 50th one. It's not like you've never won.
I mean, you did beat the Patriots in the Super Bowl. We did.
No, I don't care. But the way you were saying that, you were like everyone doubted them, said that they couldn't win a championship together.
That'll be great when that story is said about Embiid. Oh.
And who? Maxie? Maxie, yeah. But I feel like he's had four teammates that he actually has just run out of town.
Well, there's Al Horford. There's True Holiday.
Jimmy Butler. This is your moment, Hank.
Why are you doing this? Don't let him drag you down. This is your moment.
Yeah, no, you're right. And you don't think that'll be a story of everyone being like oh yeah everyone said mb couldn't win win the big one and then he wins the big one yeah you're right it is there's not there's nothing better than that moment i'm not gonna say i hope it happens for you because it's probably not but there is nothing you're right that there's nothing better than than when people say that yeah and you can just be like send the picture with with them holding the championship trophy.
So you're thinking mini-Dynasty loading. I'm already thinking.
I was looking at that picture, and I'm like, the best picture ever is going to be when it's reversed. When we win another championship, Jason Tatum's the finals MVP.
Oh, so it sounds like you're building a wedge. No, no, no.
So you're already thinking about how Jason Tatum needs to win a finals MVP to be on the same level as Dylan Brown? I'm just thinking about how sick that picture will be. You think Tatum will play well enough in the future finals? Of course.
Okay. It's interesting, though, because it's the day after you guys win a championship.
You're already thinking in the back of your head, this kind of stinks that Jason didn't get MVP. Tatum needs to get one to even it up.
Yeah. That's kind of what you just said.
It's like there's a rivalry. It's like there's a mini Philly-Boston rivalry.
No, I'm just thinking of then what do they say? Because it's crazy how quickly people jump to that. The tension, though, when they were announcing the finals MVP was the best part of the game.
Oh, yeah. That was the most thrilling part of the game.
I also think if I could be a little bit serious about basketball here, I think that that does a disservice to the Celtics as a whole because if you just take Jalen Brown and Jason Tatum and you put those two up against some of the other big twos in the league, I don't necessarily think that they're the best two in the league. I think that there are some other teams that might have better duo.
No, the rest of the Celtics, the Celtics were were. Like, Jason and Jalen are very, very good.
They're elite basketball players. They both sort of made one of the tiers of first team All-NBA.
They're the Pistons. Oh.
Oh, they're the Pistons. Like, the mid-2000s Pistons.
That's correct. That's this.
They ended star power. Need star power to win finals last night.
Yeah. If you were to take the starting five, even the top six or seven guys in the rotation, the Celtics are without a doubt the best team in the NBA.
Their depth is insane. They're very, very good.
So when you boil it down to Jason or Jalen, which one of these guys is going to be the guy that single-handedly carries, that's never going to happen with this team. No, and that's the beauty.
It's a team sport. I don't root for one of them more than I root for the other.
Sounds like you're just rooting for the Celtics. No, I want that to happen just for the media because then it's like this is what they're going to run with for the next year.
You are the media. Yeah, you are the media.
You host part of my team. I'm not running for it.
I'm happy for the Celtics. I'm happy for the team.
It is, like I said, Brad Stevens deserves as much credit as anyone. Obviously, he's not playing the game, but Joe Missoula, Derek White.
Brad Stevens made the moves to get Sam Hauser. It was incredible, hitting threes.
Do you want to do the reveal? The shirt reveal? No, take off your hat and show everyone the shaved head. uh no but i do have a plan oh okay okay plans are important i'd like to hear this play i have volunteered myself oh you're gonna do charity you motherfucker to go to uh it's not long enough the first home game banner night and i'll be in attendance with a fully bald shaved head during football season yeah wow it'll be like a weeknight probably also the opposite of charity yeah yeah that is i thought he was gonna do like the loves for lock his hair is not long enough for that i was nervous he was gonna flip it on us lock lockwood for for love yeah see big cat the thing about me is when i know we actually might cut my hair off i'm going to give it to charity because i want people who are less fortunate to have my hair.
Hank doesn't think about other people that way. I don't think anyone wants to say.
So, Hank, you deserve your happiness. Again, I don't...
I don't know. Does he? No, he deserves his happiness.
The happiness that he has, there's something to back it up. Yeah.
I'm not wishing for him to be happy, but but he deserves the happy are we saying he deserves it in terms of he's worked so actually yeah you

know he deserves to be happy right now because of what happened correct i also think five and a

half years is a long time you put in you put in the grind so respect that's crazy and and and there

is like like i said before like the jalen brown jason tatum people can do revisionist history but

there was a very big debate of whether those two guys can do it together,

and they proved they could.

Did you like Jalen Brown holding up the trophy with his left hand?

Yeah, I like that.

Because he can't dribble with his left.

He's the finals MVP.

That is true.

He's the finals MVP, which is pretty crazy.

It's actually the most amazing thing ever.

Wore the wire.

To be the finals MVP without only using one hand. Yeah, imagine if he could use two.
Every MVP. Can I – well, let's talk about the Mavs real quick.
Also, the clip – and again, I shouldn't – it should be positive. Oh.
And I got – people were mad at me for being made. Wait, what wait what are you gonna say did you see the video and it it was it was a it was a good move kairi you know he lost but the leadership but he waited on the court and dapped up every mavericks player as they were walking off like he was he was the first one in line he stepped back and then was dapping all the players up waited for the last person followed him in the tunnel it was just green and white confetti just falling on his face.
You liked that. I liked it.
Yeah. I liked it a lot.
You liked it a lot. I liked it a lot.
You sound like you're getting horny right now. It was.
And I didn't want to even, you know, I was just tweeting about the Celtics. I didn't want to, like, say it, but I watched it many times.
He gave a little shout-out to the fans, too, on the way out. Yeah, no.
I feel like the rivalry is over. It's 100% over.
He hasn't won in Boston. And it's like he, you know.
1-13? 1-13 and I think 0-9 or something. In Boston.
Damn. So what I was going to say with the Mavs, as bad as that finals was, I feel like you can, I would buy stock in Luka because it feels like he's getting shit on.
He's 25 years old, and he's made all NBA, I think, four out of his first five years, something like that. And Derek Lively is going to be really good for a really long time.
They probably need to add a couple more pieces, but – Did you hear what he – but Mavs fans, like – What? His press conference after he did the – I might be a free – like, I got some things to think about. Oh, I didn't see that.
What does he have to think about? That is what they say when they might be doing a free agent or something. Oh, interesting.
Right? I don't know. That's what they are saying when they might be doing free agent.
I think Luka just needs to get in better shape. Because this entire finals, every first half, he was the best player on the court, and he would start to fade and that is credit to Celtics defense which is phenomenal but either way I would be buying stock in the Mavs because as much as that sucked and you were far away from winning the title because it wasn't really a competitive series uh you do have like a young nucleus that feels like it will be competing for a lot of years going forward I forward.
Derek Lively, yes. I don't know if you're going to get the same Kyrie and Luka magic at the same time that we had the first season.
I think Luka is going to be – Luka is – the path that Luka is on, he's going to win a title. I would put – I'd bet it right now.
Luka will win a title. I think he probably will.
I just don't know if it's going to be with Kyrie yeah it doesn't matter I'm just saying like Luka is the Mavs can keep Luka you should be like if you're a Mavs fan you as much as today sucks you should be like well we have Luka so we have a chance to win a title essentially for the next seven to ten years yeah I mean the way that your team's constructed you you uh silence a lot of critics when you beat the Timberwolves, when you beat the Nuggets. Or no, the Timberwolves beat the Nuggets, you beat the Timberwolves.
That was a big series for you guys. It's not a fluke that you're there.
Yeah. You're that good offensively.
And the defense is pretty good. But the problem with the Celtics is they're just too deep.
What are you finding, Hank? You finding this? I'm trying to make sure he said that. I don't think he did.
I don't see it. I have one thing that we didn't talk about.
Actually, memes brought this to my attention. Okay, because I have another thing that's maybe going to get a little negative that I don't...
Maybe Hank should leave the room for, but go ahead. Well, mine is the Jason Tatum, Kevin Garnett.
Yes. So that was it.
That was what I was going to say. Hank, would you like to speak at all about the fact that Jason Tatum has negative aura? I think we have a real life case of this in our own crew.
And it's just something with the younger generation. Like everyone, it's just all nostalgia in today's day and age.
They wear the old jerseys. They just remake the same movies.
Everyone's on social media, the memes. He has a little bit of that.
Like he just kind of speaks in memes and thinks in memes. Oh, you mean with your own shot at me with our own crew.
Who do you mean? Meme speaks in memes. Does speak thinks in memes.
Yeah, he thinks in memes. So you think Jason Tatum speaks and thinks in memes.
It just didn't feel authentic, which again, this is very nitpicky because they just won the title. They did.
They did do it did do it he said we did it and they did it and then he also did the kanye at the after party oh that was a he's just yeah speaks of memes yeah he speaks to me what was the kanye it was like uh everyone was wondering what would happen if we didn't win the title i guess you'll never know oh okay for a second. For a second, I thought he might have thanked his doctor.

I'm not going to say what kind of doctor. No, no, no.

Honestly, I don't

give a shit if he doesn't have aura.

Nor should you.

And he does.

Well, I don't know.

I don't know if he has aura.

Jalen Brown has aura.

Jalen Brown has aura.

Wearing the mask. Yeah, something about Jalen Brown, he seems very cool.
Yeah. What? Would you say Jalen Brown has more aura than Jason Tatum? No.
Oh. I think they have equal aura.
You do? No. No.
Now you're not just... How can you have the same aura when Jalen Brown has a finals MVP? I would say that Jason Tatum...
I feel like you either have aura or you don't. Right.
And Jalen Brown has it and Jason Tatum doesn't. I think it's a rare thing to have.
Yeah. Almost as rare as winning finals MVP.
I'd say exactly as rare. Yeah.
So when... So they both have no aura? Just be honest with us for a second.
It's okay that Jason Tatum had a... I'm not trying to shit on either.
I'm not trying to say he has no... Yeah, Jalen Brown has a little more aura, but they both have aura.
Sounds like he's trying to drive a wedge. I think Deuce has aura.
Deuce had the best night of his life. Deuce has way more aura than his dad.
Yeah. I mean, it's like, yeah, that kid got to, he was an NBA champion last night.
Yeah. Listen, no one cares.
Like Jason Tatum doesn't care that people are making fun of him online right now. He just won the title.
Who cares? It would be funny. But it was, it was a, it was a little bit of a, he's like refreshing the timeline, seeing all the memes and he's immediately like put down in the dumps with the trophy.
Like shit. They're clowning me.
They're saying I'm corny. What did he say when he tried to do the KG? The best, he said, we did it.
We did it. But they did.
He looked up the same way the KG did. It looked like he practiced it.
I want just an authentic moment there. He'd just be authentic and be like, that was fucking awesome.
On the flip side, the picture of him throwing deuce is the most authentic picture. I agree.
And that's one of the best pictures in sports history. That had a little aura to it.
Right. It was more deuce, but that had aura.
Yeah, it wasn't the most natural moment. Yeah, okay, there we go.
We got that. You don't think texting Kobe and then posting a screenshot, that's not aura? I don't think so.
No? You think he texted Kobe? It is cool, though, looking back at the Tatum when he tweeted at LeBron asking for a follow. That's one of my favorites.
Yeah. When he, let me pull it up.
And they had Jalen, when Jalen Brown, I think it was right after he got drafted or before he got drafted. He went to the finals when the Warriors were playing and they were following him for NBA TV or some piece.
And he was just like, I want to get here. I'm going to get here.
Yeah. And the young Al Horford, the picture.
Al Horford, I'm very happy. He was on the Celtics with young Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown, and left, and somehow the teams let him come back.
Right. And what happened when he left? He signed a huge contract, got a fat bag, fat bag from the Philadelphia 76ers.
They didn't have any other players that they were going to give that bag to. Yeah.
No, I mean, it's a great NBA champion and college champion. It was a good signing for them.
Bad organization. So they didn't work out.
But it's just a miracle that he got back basically for nothing, which brad stevens yeah the uh jason tatum tweets that lebron was when he was 14 years old he said king james follow back it's larry hughes nephew from st louis and aben rj little cousin and justin's son follow back i love that i love that and the matthew to chuck uh what would you say what is it is. What is it? Tachuk.
Tachuk.

Is it spelled?

Learn puck.

Yeah.

He gave him a shout-out afterwards.

He's like, get another one for a kid from St. Louis.

Yeah.

Well, that video is the virus.

Yeah, no, it is.

It is.

And we'll put in.

I love basketball.

In a second, yeah.

But yeah.

My guy, Matthew Tachuk.

So you're okay with just the allegations of negative aura?

But you also literally just said that the picture of him and Deuce was aura. That's a picture, though.
That was also because of Deuce. Minus, but- We said Deuce had aura.
Deuce had the aura. He's aura of the Explorer.
So he's got aura DNA. He's got aura in his DNA.
No, it could come from the mom. That's what you just said.
No, it could come from the mom. It's true.
It could come from the mom. You inherit that from Mother's side, yeah.
Yeah. You know who's got aura? It's Derek White.
Yes. Derek White's got aura.
He's the best. Smashing the tooth open.
What do you say afterwards? Like, I would give up all my teeth for a championship? I'm pretty sure he was concussed. Eh, yeah.
Because he did not. He was, like, deadpan.
And we were talking about it in the gambling cave. It has to suck.
I know that it's obviously incredible to win a title, but you win a title, and you're like, this is going to be the best week of my life. We're going to go party.
And in the back of the head, anyone who's ever had tooth pain, he just keeps running his tongue over his broken tooth being like, God fucking damn it. This fucking sucks.
Like you've gone all your life with a great smile. Yeah.
And then you get ready to take the most important picture of your life when you're holding up the NBA trophy. He did no teeth.
That's badass, though. Yeah.
It is cool. And it's a hockey guy move to say, yeah, I'll give up my money.
And those are the pictures that get hung up in bars forever. It's always the cool bloody or whatever.
That's a badass picture. But that does have to suck, though, deep down, where he's just like, God damn it, I wish my teeth weren't broken.
I feel like that's after the parade, because he's going to have adrenaline.

They went to Miami.

I think Windhorst said they rode on the whiteboard before the game,

flight to Miami at noon.

Oh, wow.

They had it booked.

I like that.

That's pretty cool.

Happy 6-1-7 day also.

Yeah, 6-1-7 day.

Pretty impressive.

I called it.

Are you guys doing championships every time the cicadas come out?

No, that's way too much time.

No, for the Celtics.

I'm in between.

Yeah, I hope not.

I feel like the last two championships.

What, 2008?

16 years, yeah.

So cicadas are 17.

But yeah, hopefully we don't wait this long.

It is, again, that 2008 Celtics team is when I fell in love with the Celtics and really started following them after that. Front runner? Oh! Yeah, I mean, a little bit for sure.
God forbid you root for a team that's good. Yeah, I mean, I was 13 years old.
It wasn't like I was like – Max is really hurt right now. He's just – Were you just like a diehard Sixers fan when you were 11? Yeah.
I was of every sport when I – Well, I was a Celtics fan, but I wasn't – I'm not going to sit here and pretend like I was like watching every game and following it. After that season, I started following it forever and here on out.
Yeah, you and I are just different. That's fine.
He's hurt hurt he's a hurt animal um but it was great that they won one they're legends forever it did you know it does feel and they say it that it you know they should have won more they could have won more so hopefully that doesn't happen again what did dave say afterwards heroes die yeah legends said he got a little too high from the cigar what happened with donnie lighting the scar wrong end? That was great. I don't know what he was thinking.
I think that's just Donnie being Donnie. Did you guys go party? No.
I played pinball here for like an hour and a half. Oh, that's beautiful.
Drank some Coors Lights. You also just showed up very early today, earlier than usual.
No, I showed up at the same time. I go to the gym eight to nine, then I walk in.
Yeah. You were here early.
A little pep in your step? So much. I mean, it's the best.
Yeah, it's getting a nice text. I didn't sleep.
You're watching every highlight. All right, we've done enough of this.
We already did this. Come on.
Did you get any nice texts? Yeah. Who, anyone congratulate you here? I did not.
Jake texted me. Big Cat texted me.
I think that's it. Wow.
I verbally congratulated you. The first thing I said when I saw you was what? Yeah, you said congrats.
And you did it at halftime when you left the office. Oh, yeah, I did early.
So memes and Max did not. Memes and Max did not.
Memes was quick to post the third co-host share. Yeah.
But the bald head got rave reviews. Yeah.
It does. It looks good.
Oh, how about Missoula, by the way, coaching on a torn meniscus? I know. I know.
Fucking beast. Yeah.
We'll ask him. Yeah.
Yeah. So, okay, we're going to take.
I mean, we can keep going. We can honestly talk about it.
No, I do have one more stat here. So, Peyton Pritchard, the king of last-second shots in the gambling cave.
We called it before it happened. Put him in.

He can close out a quarter like nobody's business.

Stathol looked this up.

He is 10 for 37 with less than one second left in a quarter.

He's pretty good.

He's one of the better players of all time.

You know who the best is?

Pau Gasol.

Ooh.

Pau Gasol shot 47%.

He went 22 for 47 in his career with less than one second left in the quarter. Wow.
That's crazy, isn't it? Shout out to the king. Clutch.
Clutch. Yeah.
The slow-mo cams of that are great. I mean, it just takes like 10 steps.
Yeah. Knowing that, because in real time, you're not going to catch that.
But when they have the NBA Phantom Cam, it's great to see. Yeah.
Okay, so we'll talk about the Stanley Cup, and then we're going to do Hot Seat, Cool Throne. Okay, PFT, we promised the people that we would update the show before we get to Hot Seat, Cool Throne, and Joe Mazzulla with Stanley Cup Final Game five.
And we thought we would be talking about another championship tonight. Instead, they're dragging their ass back to Alberta.
That was the series. That's what they kept on saying.
I love that. Don't let us drag you back to Edmonton.
Don't let us do it. We're going to drag you all the way back.
And Conor McDavid was fucking unreal. That goal, I think it was the third goal, fourth goal maybe, where he just diced up the entire Panthers defense and then dished it at the last second to Corey Perry.
I'm starting to think this guy could win the big one.

So Connor McDavid should just do that every single time.

If he's capable of doing that, just do that more.

And I think that's the key to the game,

not to get all technical and in the weeds when it comes to hockey strategy,

but just have Connor McDavid go one on four and then make a sick pass at the

end. And that's pretty much unstoppable.
I don't care.

I don't care who Bob thinks he is, but you're not stopping that guy it was awesome it was good hockey second period period of the week yep easy and actually even the even the end when when the goalie gets pulled and you're like okay game's over the panthers survived like multiple times where i thought there was can be an empty netter and kept you on the edge of your seat. And it was just a great, great hockey game.
The NHL is going to have to step up where the NBA failed us in maybe delivering us a classic final. If this one goes seven, whoo.
I mean, it was just great hockey. Great fucking.
I'm putting this on the nation of canada our hat our neighbors to the north uh canada do the right thing give us seven games this is a legacy series for canada need to need to just buy some time before we get into dog days if the hockey is going to be this good i want more of it i want i agree two more games i agree i agree um what What did Conor McDavid, he had, what do you have? I think two goals and two assists.

Yeah. I want two more games.
I agree. I agree.
What did Conor McDavid, he had – I think two goals and two assists. Yeah, he was incredible.
The save that Kachuk made at the end is going to not be talked about. Maybe – you know what? I actually think that now that I'm saying it, people will say nobody's going to talk about the Kachuk save.
A lot of people are going to talk about that part of it. But it was awesome, hustling at the end.
And he should have knocked the net off its mornings. That would have been a smart play, a heads-up play.
But, yeah, it was great hockey. The cats are getting dragged back.
I saw a lot of GIFs of cats just getting dragged across rooms. Kind of concerning that it's so easy to find a GIF of a cat getting dragged.
But here we are on the internet um but yeah let's let's go hockey

give us more great hockey great fucking hockey and we got a game six dragging all the way back to edmonton on friday night uh before we do hot seat cool throwing back to ourselves hank i know that we talked about aura have you seen the video that is now circulating no

oh can I send it to you and get a live reaction

Max Have you seen the video that is now circulating? No. Oh.
Can I send it to you and get a live reaction? Max, I'm sure you have seen this. No? I also have.
Online. I feel a reach.
No, it's not a reach at all. It's not a reach at all.
It's just a mashup. It's a fun mashup and I want you to watch it.

And everything I said stands. Tatum shouldn't have to apologize

to anything. He's a champion.

Who cares if he's getting made fun of online?

But I saw it and I had to bring it up.

I sent it to everyone.

Why don't you narrate it?

Max, why don't you narrate it when you're

watching it? This is after

what we talked about all of this. I know we did.
But this is the new mashup that I didn't realize is all of it. What are they going to say now? Steph Curry is not the only person that said that.
It's a video of Jason Statham saying what they're going to say now, and then Steph Curry saying it. I would have to imagine that said in a majority of championship locker rooms locker rooms after when no, but it's a little bit tougher after he's already done it two other times in the same night with other people.
The KG one, he didn't say anything is possible. He did.
He said, he was trying to do. yeah.
His body language. That's people's interpretation.

He did the exact same interpretation.

Art is interpretation.

You're interpreting that way.

He didn't copy Kevin Garnett.

If you're saying that Steph Curry has trademarked the phrase,

what they're going to say now, that's crazy.

The Kanye one, that was word for word.

He did it on stage in the same way.

That was imitation.

Was there another one in there?

No.

This is a good video.

This is a very interesting story. he did it on stage in the same way.
That was an imitation. Was there another one in there?

No, it's a good.

This is a good video.

This is a very interesting video, and it's from Hater Report.

I'm going to have to give Hater Report a follow.

It sounds like they're doing good things there.

It's pictures of him hugging the trophy, and then a picture of MJ and Kobe hugging the trophy.

Every fucking player.

I agree with that part.

That part was a reach.

That part was a reach.

That part was a reach.

I completely agree.

You know what he did right after he won?

What are they going to say now?

What are they going to say now?

Hank, you know what he did right after they won?

He sprayed champagne.

Yeah.

Oh, what?

Yeah.

Just like, I can think of a couple guys that have done that. LeBron, Michael Jordan.
Yeah, I mean, it's probably a reach. I'm just, it was going viral on Twitter, so I thought we would talk about it, but that's fine.
Yeah, no, it's fair. I do like the caption.
I don't think Tatum should apologize for anything. I'm on your side, Hank.
I'm just pointing this out. Are you saying that what they're going to say now is Steph? I can't get over that one.
I think Steph Curry has a trademark. I can't even like.
What they're going to say now? Have you heard it? What they're going to say now? All right. Let's see.
You know what? Google will decide what they. See what the Google trend on that is.
There's probably a book written about it, about the fucking... First hit is Steph Curry.
Wait, Hank. I'm saying Jason Tatum.
Hank, what were you going to say? There's probably a book written about it? Yeah, about the fucking St. John's Chicago men's basketball team from 1990 or something.
What are they going to say now? St. John's Chicago.
Yeah. 1990.
But the fact that there's so many people that have titled videos, what are they going to say now? Steph Curry. What are they going to say now? Shaheen Holloway, head coach.
Where are you seeing that? What did they say now? Oh, Angel Reese said what they're going to say now. Huh.
Steph Curry, what they're going to say now. He did do a tweet too.
He's a lot of the top. Soul Retriever on Instagram, what are they going to say now with a video of his shoes? 57 likes, two comments.
Sounds like it's pretty... Sammy Hager, they gonna say now 1987 wait sammy hagar does it yeah hager sang for van halen yeah wills alatoris in 2022 when he made the final putt what are they gonna say now like that one is that's such a that's a beyond reach and he didn't copy kg they just like interpreting that video that way, but he didn't say the same words.
Ron Suno and Zay Muna. What they going to say? Yeah.
We're debunking this. Yeah.
This is good. We've debunked.
Yeah, I agree. Still bad aura.

That's I can't wait for,

I can't wait for the parade.

It really just shows the true salt and denial that, that the haters are in it.

No,

but it's good.

Like this is an ongoing narrative.

Now we can,

we can take every word that he says in public and then cross reference it

to see if it's plagiarized.

I like that.

Oh,

uh,

friends,

1994 season six, episode three. You're going to say things now, aren't you? That's basically the same thing.
Right? Yeah. Last two things before we get to Hot Seat Cool Throne.
R.A.P. Willie Mays.
Incredible life. Incredible baseball player.
One of the most iconic catches of all time. I mean, he's on the Mount Rushmore baseball players, right? Yeah, he's in the GOAT category.
A lot of people, if you're like above the age of 50, you think that Willie Mays is the best baseball player to ever live. Yeah, He served.
Yeah, the say-hey kid.

Great nickname.

And that catch, the over-the-shoulder catch,

every time I watch it, I'm always amazed

that they actually played baseball on that field.

Yeah.

The polo grounds?

It was like 500 feet to straightaway center.

It was a rectangle.

Yeah.

He's an all-time, all-time legend.

93, hell of a life. That's a hell of a life.
We all would be lucky to live to 93. But what is the Say Hey Kid from? I think there was a song that they wrote about him called Say Hey.
It was given his famous moniker, Say Hey Kid. Quit costing the ball club money with long-distance phone calls and joined the team.
It was also around the time that Mays was giving his famous moniker the Say Hey Kid. Yeah, one of the greatest of all time.
So RIP Willie Mays. And then what happened with Aaron Judge? He got hit by a pitch, and he got x-rays.
So they were saying that maybe they threw at Aaron Judge intentionally. That might have just been Jason Locke and for the old Washington Post guy that was saying like, good, I'm glad they threw at him because because Soho ran into the third baseman on the Orioles and I guess knocked him out of the game with a hip injury.
And so some people were saying that maybe they went inside on Judge as retaliation for Soto. I don't know if that's the case.
I don't think that's the case, but I think the x-ray you said, Jake was negative, right? X-rays and, uh, scans have been negative. Oh, I found the say, Hey kid, uh, Mays received $6,000 for signing with the giants after graduating high school in 1950, New York journal, American sports writer, Barney Kmenko said that in May's rookie season, the reticent Mays would blurt, say who? Say what? Say where? Say hey? What are they going to say now? In my paper, I tabbed him the say hey kid.
It stuck. That's crazy.
I might add to the last one. When I interned on MLB Network, the cafeteria was the Say Hey Cafe.
Oh. I mean, nothing great better than getting a cafeteria named after you.
Don't act like you wouldn't be flattered by that big cat. Duh, better than an airport.
Yeah. Absolutely.
Cafeteria is not bad. People are happy in a cafeteria.
Yeah. I would much rather a cafeteria than an airport or a highway.

Those would suck.

I think my dream is a horse.

Horse would be good.

Horse would be great.

To say, hey, horse.

What if it loses?

Yeah, true.

Hank had a horse named after him.

It sucked.

It sucked.

He's just finishing his race right now at Saratoga.

That's how slow he was. And that was, he raced 10 years ago.
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What?

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Sorry, Coors Light backstage six-pack.com all summer long for the drops. All right, Hank, your hot seat, cool throw.
My hot seat are the haters. Oh.
Any in this room? Not in this room. Any in the other room? No, not them.
They're not in the hot seat. They know where they're at.
But the Oilers girl came online and just made a video just saying she's sick of the haters and to fuck off, basically. Good for her.
What? She had haters?

Yeah, I'll play the clip.

She did have some haters.

Can we do the video of the clip actually?

Wait, no, Max will get the clip. Here we are.

So I fell long and hard.

I want to watch the clip.

Me as good as the name's Kate.

He's got all the info.

Oilers girl. Actually, my name's Kate, but here we are.
So I've thought long and hard about what I wanted to say to everybody. Anybody who knows me knows that I'm at one of my favorite places right now uh come here to do some thinking we'll call it but i just wanted to say you could be the most perfect godly fucking person in the world you could save kittens from a river if they were drowning someone's still gonna hate you so you know what at the end of the day i got drunk and whipped my tits out at an oilers game and they went viral? Fuck you if you don't like it.
Woo! Go Oilers! She makes a lot of good points. I was just waiting for her to show her to.
Like, that would have been a great mic drop. I think she is wise beyond her years.
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Agreed. You could save burning kittens from river, and they would find something wrong with you.

Yep.

The internet sucks.

If we can't just get behind a nice pair of tits,

what are we doing?

And your cool throne, Hank?

Cool throne?

My cool throne is these great shirts.

All right, now I regret loot doing all that glazing. Okay, lucky, queuing the duck boats.

Duck boats, city of champions.

Max, we can get one of these for you.

Plug God.

Yep. I do.
IstoolSports.com. I love, but I hate at the same time, the Titletown shirt that has all the banners on there.
It's obnoxious. But I love it for you.
18 years. Look at that.
Nothing but success. Nothing but success.
Nothing but success. For Jalen Brown jalen brown you're right yeah even in the aura department they have one day no i never claimed jalen brown didn't have or he's got fucking or coming out of his ears two people can't share the aura no there's only one aura Hank Hank you have the aura

on this podcast you have the aura championship dna yeah you have positive aura all right pft your hot seat cool throne uh my hot seat is less miles less miles because he is uh he's suing lsu because they vacated his wins they vacated some of his wins as a coach. And gave them to Coach K? They did not do that.
But the reason why he's suing them is actually kind of interesting. So to get into the College Football Hall of Fame, you have to have, I believe, a 60% winning percentage, right? Yeah.
I'm just looking at Hank because we're not talking about the Celtics, so he just went right to testing probably in like the parade's coming up yeah okay keep going sorry all right so very rude of you hank so less we we're gonna do five minutes not i was scheduling sorry okay what were you scheduling a meeting oh what always grinding about the production plan for the interviews oh okay okay all right so Les Miles had his wins vacated by LSU. Hank, I'm up here.
His wins were vacated by LSU. He had a 65% winning percentage.
That's how you're looking. I'm talking.
Oh, man. I'm talking, Hank.
We're getting spicy. Hey, Max, cut Hank's mic off.
Thank you. We're getting spicy.
All right. So I promise this is interesting.
Okay, I'm listening. So he had like a 65% career winning percentage.
To get into the College Football Hall of Fame as a coach, you have to have a 60% winning percentage. The wins that were vacated by LSU drops it down to 59.7%.
So Les Miles can no longer get into the Hall of Fame because LSU vacatedated his wins so he's suing lsu to try to get back i don't know if lsu should should give into him but what i think lsu should do find something that happened when nick saban was there because nick saban is up for eligibility next year and if they took away his wins at lsu that might drop below no chance you don't think so below what total of what because i think total what wait do the do the losses remain yeah but nobody even if the if they took away all the wins but you're saying percentage if the if the losses remained but the wins and what's the percentage you have to be 60. PFT.
If they kept the losses? PFT, do you know Alabama's record? Yeah, I know Alabama's record. I don't think you do.
Yeah, they were really fucking good. When they go 12-1 every year, that's...
It doesn't matter. It was a great idea that I had.
That's... We got to...
What was his record while he was at LSU? That was fine. That was good.
It's shocking. That was...
I was with you, BFT, until you said if we eliminate Nick Saban's LSU wins.

Because if you want to be a real hater, you could do that to a coach that left you

and then came and coached for your rival.

I understand, but Nick Saban's – Hank, your mic's not on.

You're not mic's on.

Are you allowed to put it back on?

No, no, no, no, double mute.

How many wins did Nick Saban have at LSU?

Let's find that. Oh, he was only there for five years.
Yeah. You're right.
Okay. You're right.
You're right. You're right.
You're right. You're right.
I'm wrong. You're right.
I'm wrong. You're right.
Nick Saban's. He's 48 and 16.
Nick Saban's win percentage rate is 80%. Yeah.
He's very far away. 292 and 71.
Yeah. So he could end the tie.

Well, in theory, what if Michigan State finds something and LSU finds something?

Nick Saban.

Hank.

Oh, no.

Hank.

Go ahead, Hank.

Check, check, check.

Hank, go ahead.

Check, check, check.

Put Hank back on.

What if PFT, they can add his NFL losses?

Well, he's only like one season.

Yeah.

All right.

I'm sorry.

I'm trying to help you out.

My bad.

No, it was a dumb idea.

I had a dumb idea.

I'm sorry.

This show's built on dumb ideas.

That's true.

If you took away 140 of his losses, I think he'd still be in the Hall of Fame.

He could lose like almost all his losses.

That's correct. I mean, all his wins.
All his wins. All his wins.
Yeah. Okay, let me save this for you.
I think LSU should acquiesce to Les Miles. Let me save this for you.
The rule that you have to have 60% to make the College Football Hall of Fame is bullshit and should be changed because I did see this last week. Mike Leach is like .03% away okay they need to let mike leach in the hall of fame yeah because who's to say that you weren't a giant contributor to the game if you didn't happen to have you right 60 it's crazy and he was that close and he obviously tragically passed when he was going to still coach more that's crazy so let mike leach in let mike leach.
And also, but just to be haters. And also figure out how Saban can.
Also, just to be haters, they should vacate all of Nick Saban's wins so it looks worse on him. Yeah.
If you're real about the rivalry. Yeah.
You would find a way to do that. I'm doing the math right now.
I think it would be, yeah, so if they vacated 182 of Nick Saban's wins. What'd you do, Hank? Did he spill? This is something, very bad breaking news is coming.
Oh, no. All right, breaking news and Max thinks this is bad.
He just said, oh, God. Oh, God.
All right, Celtics official account. And here's what I'm going to tell you today.
Stephen A. Smith.
I got the Dallas Mavericks. I think there's going to be a parade in Dallas.
Who'd you guys really beat, though? Who'd you really beat? I have Dallas. I think Dallas will win.
So obviously I'm going with Dallas. Shh.
Dallas. I got Dallas winning.
I think Dallas is deeper. I don't think Boston is deep at all.
I like Dallas in the series. It's an easy choice for me.
Dallas. Shh.
The Boston Celtics have not seen anything close to me. Despite the fact that Boston America is the best team in the league.
One of the two best players on this floor will be Luka and Guy Ritz. The very good.
Oh, no. The Celtics are not beating Luka.
I like how Max got second billing to the Corgi that knocks basketball staff we couldn't even get a clip oh that must double stink for Max because he hates dogs too I think that's an honor Max I think you can spin that as being like whoa they value my opinion it just further cements me as such a fucking loser. But the problem is...
I'm just a historic loser. Here's the problem, Max, for you here.
Picking Dallas is like... You have to pick the series.
Some people pick Dallas. Some people pick the Celtics.
I never think it's like, ooh, gotcha. You picked the wrong side.
That's what we do. But typing out the Celtics are not beating Luka.
That was also a game where I bet the Timberwolves. It was the game that the Mavs beat the Timberwolves, and I bet the Timberwolves big, and I was so pissed off.
I was like, Luka is so fucking good. And I'm like, you know what? I'm just going to spin this into...
The Celtics are not beating Luka.

That was very incorrect. Damn.

Damn. I'm sorry that happened to you.

Yeah, I mean, it's whatever.

Let's finish the video out.

That could get to the finals,

but won't win it.

Shh!

But it's no longer what could be or what might be. Now it just is.
That's the worst. And then watching this past week when Boston sweeps Dallas or something like that, we got to sit here and be like, well, I guess we were wrong.
Mmm. Max.
Also, one thing we didn't talk about too. That got me scared for a second.
Oh, that got me. Yeah, no, that was crazy.
I was like, I thought someone died. died.
It's just our boy Max falling on his face

yet again. This could be bad.

You really could have just been like,

someone needs to remake

the video of the guy just fumbling

all the Tupperware and everything.

That's Max. We should just do that video.

We should just put a bunch of shit in Max's hands

and have him make that for us. Oh, Max pooped his

pants again. That's not really breaking moves.

You know, the sun comes up, Max does something that makes him be a loser. The sun goes down.
There's no breaking moves in that. Hank's talking about, like, can't win the big one.
When I win the big one, that'll be a big move. What are you going to do? It'll never happen.
I actually kind of want to see it. No, no, no.
What are you going to do? Max, you're the producer of the show. It is cool that a team that just won the NBA championship are listeners and fans of yours, right? I mean, it's just...
That's a cool thing. That's a really cool thing.
That's really cool. That's what I said.
Big Cot's always said, if you're going to be wrong, be really, really wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good point. That's a good point.
At least I'm known for being very wrong and very much a loser with every sport that I root for. Right.
You got aura. Yeah.
I have losing aura. Heavy.
I have heavy losing aura. You got Laura.
Yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Where were we? I was being very, very wrong about something.
What was it? Les Miles, hot seat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah. If they took away 182 of Nick Saban's wins, he would still have over 60%.
Okay, well, that's probably not going to happen. But I tried.
But maybe. But I tried.
The other hot seat is Justin Timberlake. Oh.
Got a DUI in the Hamptons. Uh-oh.
Yeah. It's pretty bad.
Pretty bad stuff. A picture came out of him in handcuffs being let out of the police station, and a bunch of old clips of him saying like don't drink and drive came out old takes exposed on that one and then he also uh he was complaining about britney and telling her she needs to stop drinking oh all those resurfaced too oh so it's tough it's tough for old jt don't drink and drive i also there's like no aren't there no roads there's like one road in the Hamptons.
Can't he just get, he should get a cab. He should have a driver.
He should have a Uber. He should have a driver.
I don't know why rich people don't have drivers. Yeah.
And I don't know why you don't call an Uber. This is viral marketing for Summer House, which by the way is an excellent show.
I don't know if you've seen that. I haven't.
It's terrible. It's actually the worst show I've ever seen, but it's so bad that it's good.
Okay. I gotta check it out.
Yeah, so Justin Timberlake, hot seat. And then my cool throne is NotesApps.
Oh, yeah, I had this as well. Big day for NotesApps.
Big day. Rory McIlroy gave maybe the most important NotesApp that we've all been waiting for.
Everyone was like, he's going to apologize. He has to apologize.
He gave a no tap apology without actually apologizing for anything. For the wheels spinning? For the wheels.
He did not apologize for the wheels spinning. What? He said, firstly, I'd like to congratulate Bryson.
Yesterday was a tough day, probably the toughest I've had in my nearly 17 years as a professional golfer. Bryson is a worthy champion and exactly what professional golf needs right now.
I think we can all agree on that. Then he gets to, as I reflect on my week, I will rue a few things over the course of the tournament,

mostly two missed putts on 16 and 18 in the final day.

But as I always do, I'll look back at the positives that far outweigh the negatives.

And then he goes on, doesn't apologize though.

Doesn't apologize for talking to the media.

Doesn't apologize for almost hitting several spectators in the parking lot. Doesn apologize for getting on a plane before bryson got the championship trophy uh so it's a no tap apology with no apology from rory damn still you know it's serious when he's in dark mode i would have liked to see an apology about the wheels spinning specifically yeah in the in the tournament issue lexus i feel like the dark mode was an intentional choice on his part to convey seriousness.
Yeah. If you just go normal daytime mode, that's more of a jovial notes app.
But yeah, he was trying to convey being apologetic without apologizing. Yeah.
So he might need to do a notes app for the notes app and say, I apologize for not apologizing. Yeah.
Which would still not be an apology. Wouldn't be an apology.
For the original thing. Correct.
We need a triple apology. We've all played golf in the last couple days.
I feel like he is not going to... Hold on.
Hold on. Hold on.
PFT and I got up at 7 in the morning to play 9 holes with Frankie. Oh no, Big Cat.
This is inconsequential. This is completely inconsequential.
PFT and I got up at 5.30 in the morning. I got up at 5.30 on Monday after we did this show late.
PFT got up at 5.30 after the NBA Finals on Tuesday to do nine holes with our good friend Frankie Borelli coming out soon. Which I'm happy to do.
Hank, you golfed for all of Monday. I was here Monday.
We streamed last night. I was here.
I was the last person in this building last night. What time were you here until last night, Big Cat? What time did you get to golf? What time did you wake up to go golf? 6.30.
You only played nine holes? No, I played 18. We were participating in the classic.
I played two. I'm not going to escape.
So was that for content? Yeah, I posted content. We quite literally were entertaining clients.
Oh. I posted a video.
Everyone made fun of me. How'd you play? I played not great.
Jake carried us. Nice trying lumping us all in.
See, that's where it's like inconsequential because all I was saying, and because you guys also maybe felt this, is if I was Rory, I don't think I would golf for like a month like looking at a putt that's

shorter than four feet is actual ptsd for him well he's not he said in the notes app he's taking off until they go to europe shout out smiley for calling that he's like he's not he's gonna pull out by the way like did you guys have a putt where like i can't if i was rory like i would i would be hank like yeah i don't think i don't think a putt exists on planet earth that you could miss and then take three months off from golfing afterwards?

If I lost the U.S. Open because of two three-footers, my hand up, I would take three months off.
Wow. By the way, we've been doing this show for so long.
Did you know this, Hank? I fucked up on Sunday night. We had Smiley Kaufman on.
Great interview interview we've had him on before I told you that

I forgot yeah I forgot yeah it was like 2018 maybe 17 earlier than that yeah 17 that's my he's gonna be on again him and Ricky Ricky Ricky gets no respect as one of the better interviews we had early on in this podcast yeah he was great um all right my hot seat is Landon Donovan Landon Donovan's hair at the Euros.

Holy... My hot seat is Landon Donovan.
Landon Donovan's hair at the Euros. Holy shit.
So I think he got a hair transplant and it didn't take. Well, I think it's a recent one.
Yeah. So it looks like his shoulders are eating the back of his head.
And he was told before he did it that he would not have that part of his head on TV. But then he turned to the side and immediately everybody was like, holy shit, what is wrong with Landon Donovan?

It's so bad.

This is how bad, if you miss the picture, you can go look it up.

But I'll explain it to you if you're listening and not watching.

It is so bad that I posted it.

And then about an hour later, I went back to it and said to myself, wait, did he just have brain surgery for a tumor or something? Did I fuck up? Because that's how bad his hair looks. Yeah, just wear a hat, Lynn.
It's the reverse mullet. It's horrendous.
It looks like he went through a medical emergency. It looks like he had said that he would shave his head if the Mavericks won the NBA Finals.
And then after they won that game, he's like, okay, let's do this in steps. Yeah.
I don't know how you come back from that. Hopefully with a full head of hair.
That would rock. But now everyone knows, too.
But still. I mean, in this day and age.
Yeah. Just wear a toupee.
I don't understand what happened to toupees. Toupes and just daring people to say, oh, you're wearing a toupee i don't understand what happened to toupees toupees and just daring people to say oh you're wearing a toupee would be so much fun just rocking a terrible toupee if you're open about the toupee right yeah if you're if i ever have male pattern baldness i will rock a toupee and it will be horrendous and i dare you to say something yeah it's uh it's a really really bad if you're you know you're to be on TV, just deal with one more week of having the shitty hair.
Right. Or just shave your head and schedule.
You knew the Euros were coming. Yeah.
Schedule your hair transplant after. Yeah.
All right. My cool throne is our guy, J-O-C.
He released a great video. Can you play it for us, uh congratulating hank on his uh big win he also

was i think about to drown in the ocean uh when he posted this but this is a congrats hank video from jerry o'connell hanky luke who's back mr bing bong congrats on your celtics worst finals Seva, sleepy finals.

Sleepy Hank, bing bong.

Time to get back outside. Congrats on your Celtics.
Worst finals ever. Sleepy finals.

Sleepy Hank.

Bing bong.

Time to get back outside.

In the waves, in the sun with the birds.

I'm a birder.

Just like your high school science teacher.

Bing bong.

Tweet tweet.

Speaking of birds, Tiffany Gomez is flying the birds.

She's a pilot.

You could have been a co-pilot, but you blew it. You blew it.
Even Belichick's got a girlfriend. He does her homework.
Bing bong. Your back swing sucks.
Wait now. Your back swing sucks.
That felt unnecessary. That was the only part of that.
I was like, what the hell, Jerry? Even Belichick has a girlfriend. It's so good.
So Jerry went to beach to to get away from his wife so she wouldn't know that he was recording this video yes that's what i love about this yeah no i i think he was at the beach he went in the water to get away from a supermodel wife yes they probably were at the beach as a family and he's like i gotta i'm gonna go in the water real quick just to do this video scream at my phone for 15 seconds oh he's the best we need it we need a celtics knicks series next year just fly him in for the whole thing it's great yeah it's it's so funny to think about jerry like he's a real person who has a real job like on tv and just half his day is like what is tiffany gomez saying and what what's let me listen to PMT. I love him.
His show is on CBS, right? It's on national television. Yeah, his show is so funny too.
Yeah. So funny.
All right, Jake, finish us off. Hot seat, Cool Trone.
My hot seat, sorry, PFT, is Alex Ovechkin. No, he looks good.
Yeah, so there's a picture going around of Ovi playing the sport called Padale, which is going to be this future game that I take on. You guys make fun of me for playing.
It's basically a mix of paddle. It's paddle.
I've heard it's Paddle. Jake is right.
It's Paddle. There's Paddle and there's Paddle.
There's a difference between Paddle and Paddle? I think so, yeah. No, it's the same sport.
Same sport. No, this is the one with the glass walls.
Yeah, not chain walls. I've played this sport.
With the glass walls? It was a chain. It was like a really tightly wound chain that it would bounce off of.
Padel is a doubles game only, which, yeah. Oh, that's a really mean tweet.
It says, breaking Alex Ovechkin is expected to replace Joey Chestnut in this year's hot dog eating contest. He looks like he people are roasting him for looking big is there a chance that maybe he just didn't take off his pads after the last game there is a chance that that happened there's

also a chance that he's trying to get out of shape so he doesn't get drafted by putin

yep try to stay out of ukraine i respect that he does look large he looks powerful that's that's

a man that is uh that's old man strength though for the and that was taken before they started

playing i don't know i don't know i would say after all He looks powerful. That's a man that is old man strength.
And that was taken before they started playing?

I don't know.

I would say after.

All four of them look pretty sweaty.

Okay, all right.

Okay.

And my cool throne, I think the first time this is ever on the cool throne,

the New York Mets.

Yes.

Their season might have been saved by a hero no one saw coming,

and it's Grimace, the McDonald's mascot. He threw out the first pitch last week since then they're six and oh and they are dominating yes on the field the picture of grimace is awesome grimace it was a decent first pitch for uh for a mascot yeah it was uh we did the i should have seen this coming but i had to do the rundown today because the celtics won so dave texted kevin and i uh rundown at 11 like first thing this morning and the rundown ended and kevin and i were just talking about how the cubs suck and he's like well at least i have grimace and it was maybe the saddest conversation that's ever happened i mean the mets are only a game out of the wild okay i have a take real quick the major league baseball completely fucked up the playoffs with this wild card.
It's so stupid. Because now everyone's alive unless you stink.
The Cubs are a bad baseball team. And they're two games out.
And they're two games out. They're in last place in the NL Central.
And they're two games out. You shouldn't – there should not be a playoff spot for, like, you have to be – there has to be a limit.
There has to be a – Well, to be fair, if they didn't add the third, they would only be three behind the cardinals for the second wild card it's just crazy i don't know they're just not a good team and i look and i'm like oh well you can delude yourself i don't know i don't i don't like that they did this in the nba either it's my biggest gripe about the play-in that you let owners get off on basically saying well we're putting together a playoff team when no if you're a play team, you're not. It's just bullshit.
I think there should be a rule where if you're beneath 500, you shouldn't even be listed in the wild card possibilities. But owners get to sell their fan base on being competitive when they're not competitive.
Well, here's the thing, though. In baseball, if you get into the playoffs, you do have a chance to win.
Anything could happen. Yeah happen yeah anything could happen uh okay let's get to our interview with joe missoula we're gonna get to joe missoula in a second he's brought to you by proper 12 here's a proper pick proper 12 irish apple a delicious blend of proper's award-winning irish whiskey with crisp fresh notes of irish apple it's perfect neat or with a little ginger ale there no better springtime sip.
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And now, here's Coach Mazzulla. Okay, we now welcome on a very, very, very special guest.
Less than 24 hours after becoming a world champion, it is Boston Celtics head coach Joe Mazzula. Coach, oh, Hank's clapping for you.
Hank's clapping for you in the room. Coach, let's start.
I mean, just how are you feeling right now? I know that's the lamest question, but I have to imagine it's just the best feeling in the absolute world. Yeah, no, I definitely expected more from you for the first question.
Um, you know, I just really like gratitude. I mean, it's a lame answer, but for me, it's, uh, hasn't really set in yet, I think, because everything just happened so fast.
We've got to go to a bunch of stuff. But I would say the first word is just, you know, being grateful.

You know, never thought I would ever be in this position.

And just great, like the type of players that we get to coach every day,

the type of people we get to be around.

It's just an awesome experience.

Yeah, I would imagine.

How is the knee feeling?

Because I didn't know this.

I don't know if it was public or not.

I didn't realize you were coaching on a torn meniscus.

How is it feeling, number one? And then number two, how did having a torn meniscus uh impact your coaching at all well listen that's what happens when you lose games in the regular season like you're just not allowed to lose so uh after we lost to Atlanta at home I went out went on the mats punished myself and just just pounded my body until it couldn't take anymore and ended up just tearing my knee so So it ended up being a great experience for me. I had to do like six hours of treatment in order to coach the next game without too much of a limp because I could not walk.
But I'll tell you what, it almost it was one of the best things that happened to me for the rest of the season because it put me in like this fight or flight mentality to where like I could just not relax. I had to constantly train to keep it pain three, had to constantly get, you know, physical therapy.
My physical therapist has been great. And it was just, it was awesome.
I've been thinking about maybe getting hurt every like all-star break. Wait, so hold on a second.
So, so you could make the argument then the fact that you guys only lost three games in the

entire playoffs that that saved your life because if you had gone to like a seven game series you would have had to go to the mat after all of those times like you you could have died yeah absolutely I think the injury the injury probably did save my life because I was getting I'm getting carried away

so yeah

your intensity is insane

it was cool, though. It just brought a different level of focus that I had to have because it's like a bucket handle tear, and it would lock and click from time to time.
So I had to walk slower. I couldn't move certain ways, so it really forced me to focus more.
So actually, was actually, I'm really grateful that it happened. So that definitely- I missed the mats though.
Yeah. It impacted your shot blocking ability then, right? You're not able to go out on the court and swat anything away.
Yeah, I've always been a two foot block jumper, not a one foot jumper. And so I need that power from both of my quads to kind of explode out.
And so now that I can only jump off my left, I wasn't able to elevate the way I needed to to get those deflections and blocks. Yeah.
So it's good to see you smiling. I saw a Twitter thread last night of all the guys taking pictures with the Larry O'Brien trophy.
And the two pictures I saw of you, you were just not smiling. What was that? Is it like jobs not finished? I was really pissed because I feel like all the other teams have gotten a head start on getting better for next season and it's the middle of June and we're still focused on last season.
I had to get over that for a second, but once I was able to enjoy it, it was a great moment. That thing's heavy, man.
That thing's heavy. Yeah, especially with the torn meniscus.
Yeah, we were talking to Hank earlier about the banner situation, how you guys have a blank banner for the next one that hangs up. When you guys do the banner ceremony, are you just going to unveil a brand-new blank banner for next year? We should.
I mean, we should act like it just didn't happen. Just don't even put anything up.
Yeah. got to be a great feeling.
Walk us through what happened after the game. What do you do the night after winning an NBA championship? This is like a lifelong accomplishment.
Did you take time to celebrate or were you just busy with other commitments until now? What happened? The horn goes off. Obviously, they gather everybody around and find my wife and kids and spend that time with them.

And both my kids got to go on stage.

And it was awesome to see them.

I've got a couple pictures of their reactions.

And then you go in the back.

And then the locker room turns into a college 21, like an 18 and over nightclub.

I felt like I was back in college again.

So that was cool. Had to shower because I was drenched and then had to go to some media stuff.
And then you go to like an after party type thing, which we hung around. And then my wife and I stuck around and kind of just walked around the garden to just take in the confetti on the floor, visualizing the new banner being up, visualizing the old banner.
There was like this blank, there's this blank place in the rafters that I would, every national anthem that I would visualize the 2024 one going and that started in the preseason. And so we were able to just kind of pinpoint that and you just take in, you know, what the city brings, what the arena brings, everything that comes with, you know, being a Celtic.
And last night, you see the shirt I'm wearing with Red and Bill Russell, the culmination of history, the culmination of greatness that you get to be a part of now. Yeah.
So I saw, too, on the whiteboard, before the game, you guys had flight at noon to Miami. I feel like you're a superstitious guy.
that was not before the game oh that wasn't before the game okay all right good all right okay all right because I was like when I saw that I was like no way did coach Mizzoula let them do this before a closeout game all right so you were still before the game it was still jobs you know you guys better get ready let's go no. No, that came on right after the game.
Okay. All right, that's fair.
That's fair. So you're down in Miami now.
What movie did you watch on the way down to Miami? We didn't watch one. We had the Beats pill going and just had all the music.
Okay. One of the things in the back locker room before games, all the coaches sit in the same room, and each coach picks a different playlist.
And we just bump music back there the whole time, play a little soccer, listen to music. And so every player's got his – I mean, every coach has his favorite song or favorite playlist.
So we were in the coaches section just kind of going back and forth on all the songs they would listen to throughout the year. All right.
So you haven't been able to watch the town as a world champion yet. Not yet.
Okay. That's got to be, are you going to cry maybe? Like that's got to be different.
So I actually watched The Departed the night before game five. And the quotes from that, like you can't really say those that much anymore, but quotes from The Departed, like it's just every other line is something that you wish you could say out loud again that movie's i love that movie so i watched that one before game five getting ready um you know for for it and uh i haven't watched the town but someone asked me and my new favorite scene is when like they're about getting ready to rob fenway and he's like he's like you know this is going to be hard right he's's like for easy kid everybody would do it yeah yeah so yeah how how was it for the team and for you after Friday night after that you know game four which was I mean it was uh ass kicking but you guys still had control of the series and you're going back home like did you was there I would assume there's no panic but that that had to be at least a little shocking in the manner it happened.
Not really. I mean, we had had a couple of those throughout the year.
I think sometimes you lose perspective and like that loss allowed us to keep perspective. Like we had won 10 games in a row in the playoffs, which like doesn't happen.
We had only lost two playoff games up until that point. And, you know, I had really trusted our team because like they, we bounced back from like small adversities and small times of not playing our best.
Like we did it. We had a game like that at Milwaukee.
We had a game like that home against New York. I think we had two games.
Like I think both games against Milwaukee were like that. So it wasn't no room for, for panic or anything like that.
It was more kind of like, okay, like, you know, why did this happen? And then I really trust the guys because we've been able to bounce back and forth, but also just keep in perspective. Like what we've been able to do throughout the playoffs up to that point was really, really hard.
And you just got to know that it's never going to be that easy, you know? Yeah. So would you almost rather get your ass kicked like that or, or lose a close one? No, I'd rather get my ass kicked than lose a close one.
Yeah. Yeah.
that's good. You lose a close one, guys play 40, 42 minutes.
They're tired. You know, you got to travel back.
Like, you know, you get blown out, take the guys out. They play 25 minutes, get the boys some rest, and, you know, kind of regroup the next day.
That couldn't have worked out better for us. Yeah, you were talking about soccer a second ago.
I read that you had Pep Guardiola in the stands and that you two have been – you've been talking, right? Yeah, we've been friends for two years now. He's a beast, isn't he? Yeah, he is.
So did he help you with anything? He did. So I think the way he – so if you know his story, he was the Barcelona's, you know, lack of a better phrase, like JV coach.
And when they fired their first team coach, they promoted him from within. And he got the Barcelona job when it was at its prime.
They had just come off a Champions League. And instead of going out to get a bigger name, they got a guy like they got him, someone from the inside.
And so I had always studied his career because, you know, that that happened. And if someone hires from within of a company like that, you know, they're obviously a special guy.
So and he had so much success so fast. I think they won five trophies in their first year.
They won 12 in the four years that they were there. And so a lot of our conversations were really built upon how he handled that first year, like how he handled success at such a young age as a coach, how he handled coaching Messi at such a young age and the other superstars that he had, how they gelled and then how he's built long term success at Manchester City.
And so he was just able to give a great perspective on greatness, how to start it, how to sustain it, and then how to handle like the ebbs and flows of it when it doesn doesn't go your way and then like the way the way he coaches his teams uh the tactical stuff uh very very similar yeah yeah um so the loudest moment last night uh other than the the the final buzzer was when Peyton Pritchard hit the half court shot at what point in the last couple years did you realize that this is like a secret weapon that you can unleash on the other team? Because it was so funny watching, from our perspective, you see Peyton get checked in and we're like, well, he's going to hit this because that's what he's been doing. Tell me how, when did that light bulb go off? Like, oh, this is our end of half guy who can do this.
So? There's a stat around when you don't shoot the ball at the end of the quarter, your percentage of winning goes down. Our player development coach who works with Peyton and Sam and some of the other guys, they study those type of stats.
A lot of the bench guys, you have your second unit lineups are in at the end of the quarter. your star is usually on end at the end of the quarter.
And so we were able to find those stats and our player development staff and Peyton and Sam and those guys take great pride in those little details. And we were able to take advantage of that throughout the season.
And it's a credit to Peyton because it's the ultimate competitiveness, the ultimate humility to take that shot.

And I promise you, and I said this to Peyton during the series,

there's never a shot that he shoots that I don't think is going in because of his work ethic and because of his confidence.

Every shot he takes I think is going in, whether it's a layup,

three-pointer, or from half court.

Yeah, and a lot of guys I think don't like to take those shots

because they're low-percentage shots for the most part, might impact the shooting percentage and peyton's just like give me the ball give me the rock i'll do it yeah this is what i do yeah i make these yeah we'll get back to coach in a second he's brought to you by the global phenomenon known as house of the dragon that's right the hbo original series house of the dragon is back. Prepare for a summer of dragons.
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And now here's more, Coach. Settle a debate for us.
Game four, if you guys were winning. Yeah, here's the debate.
So game four, if you guys are winning, would you have maybe put Chris Stops in just to let him be on the court for a clinching game because hank here thought you were using chris stops as a human victory cigar and that was the only way he was getting it back in the series we would have used him in like one of four or five different situations like so if if there was a critical uh jump ball like that we needed to win like there was a jump ball in our offensive possession we would have put them in. If there was a critical jump ball like that, we needed to win.
Like there was a jump ball in our offensive possession. We would have put him in.
If there was an end of game situation where he had to guard the rim or like be over the ball to try to get a deflection. And yeah, like if we were winning, I would have put him in the game for a minute or two.
And just because like, he sacrificed his whole career. Hank was right.
Sacrificed his whole career to get to this point. And to not be a part of it would have just devastated him.
And he had a serious, serious injury. And he worked his ass off to get back.
And what he brought for us in Game 5 was unbelievable and really led to winning. And so if you have a guy in his career that's been through a lot and sacrificed a lot.
Like, you want them to be a part of it.

So, yeah, I would have used KP in game four under those circumstances.

So, it's nothing new for this show, but Hank was right,

and Max, our producer, the Sixers fan who got upset at Hank for saying that,

was wrong.

So, another loss for Max.

That's another loss for Max.

I mean, Hank knows ball.

What can I say?

How bad was the injury? Was he – were the trainers saying, like, you can't play on this? And he was like, no, I'm going to play? Yeah, I mean, that's kind of how it was. But it was like, we don't know how long the series is going to go on for.
Like, let's try to save him from himself because he was trying to play. So let's see if we can get through a game or two.
And then, like, when it was game five at home, it was like, hey, this might be it. I've got to be out there.

And so he was like, I'm playing.

And so he overrode the medical team there.

It was just like, I'm playing.

And credit to him.

Tough guy.

So this might be a really dumb question.

So I'm saying that in advance.

Is there a small part of you that wishes that you had lost more games in the NBA Finals?

No.

Not even a little bit.

Not even a little bit where you're like, man, that would have been sick if we had gone down if we had lost the first game and then we fought back. I mean I do wish for things to be a lot harder but no once we got to the finals I was like man I'll take the easy way if we can.
Alright smart answer. Yeah you're getting soft.
So is there was there I doubt last night you gave a speech, but after the parade on Friday, is it Friday's the parade? After the parade on Friday, will you get the team together and be like, hey guys, fun's over. Time to get back to work.
Well, some of our guys will play in the Olympics. Yeah.
But no, I won't do that. Okay.
So you have gotten soft. soft i'd love to i would love to i mean i was joking around in the locker room after yesterday i said guys we're behind here like you know every other team's been they started workouts individual workouts we're still worried about last season yeah you know we're like sounds good but you know nobody cares a week from now it'll be zero and zero yeah who you were to put odds on it, who do you think from the team is going to make the biggest splash at the victory parade? Who's going to be the one that we're going to get all the videos of and be like, holy shit, this person's having the time of their life? Got to be KP, right? Yeah.
Yeah. I was thinking Cornette.
Oh, yeah, Luke Cornette. Or Sfi.
Sfi's a wild card there.

Okay.

Hank, do you have any questions for Coach?

Hank is just – He's on cloud nine.

He's a winner.

Yeah.

I mean, that's a pretty arrogant stance right there.

He's leaning back.

Hold on, I was just –

I was taking it all in.

I was taking it all in.

Listen.

He can't exist, Coach.

Coach, the earliest Hank's ever gotten into this office was this morning

just so that people would ask him about the game.

He was wearing head-to-toe Celtics gear just walking around hoping people would bring it up hey how long you've been a seas fan i grew up in massachusetts so all my life specifically after 2008 i mean people you can't explain to people what it's like being a celtic fan no i loved your quote uh when you were talking to the media saying you know it's when they were they were talking about people coming at you and the Jays, and you said it's Boston, I wouldn't want it any other way. I grew up here, I know what it's like.
When you obviously wanted to be a head coach, I think your old LinkedIn page is still active. I don't know if you saw that, but it had your write-up where it's like, I want to help players, personal training, and eventually be a head coach.
Was your dream to be a Celtics head coach, or was that something that was unfathomable at the time? So we had like a prayer board that my wife and I put up, and it was only like it was the Celtics. It was like be a head coach for the Celtics.
We were very, very, very specific. I actually had this vision board that a friend of mine worked on.
And the three things on there were the Larry O'Brien trophy, the Celtics logo, and then a picture of Brad because I wanted to work for Brad. I wanted to work for the Celtics and I wanted to win a championship with the tutelage of Brad and for the Celtics.
And those three things have been on there for like 10 years. What was the biggest thing that helped you break through into like getting to Brad Stevens?

Like how did you make that happen?

What was the biggest part of that that led to you even getting in the door?

So he, this is actually a funny story.

We played against, well, we played in the same Final Four.

And the point guard for Butler at the time was Ron Norad. And he had just left the celtics to go be an assistant at northern kentucky and northern kentucky and like fairmont uh were relatively close and they were both d2 so we were kind of recruiting the same type of guys even though they were getting ready to go d1 and i kind of knew of him and he had just left the celtics to go to nku and i walk under the basket and i'm like you just did the dumbest thing i've ever seen in coaching.
just left the Celtics to go to NKU. And I walk under the basket and I'm like, you just did the dumbest thing I've ever seen in coaching.
Just left the Celtics to go to wherever it was that you were. And we kind of struck a relationship from there.
And long story short, he tried to hire me in Brooklyn when he got the G League head job, didn't work out. And then he kind of made a call for me.
And so that's kind of how I ended up in Maine was, you know, door closed in Brooklyn. He made a couple calls to some people, and then I was able to get in Maine and get under the Celtics kind of, you know, franchise from there.
Yeah. I mean, your story is incredible.
And the, like, they were showing it last night that you were coaching high school and then the Maine Red Claws a few years ago. Like, when do you think this will kind of set in that you are an nba champion head coach like that's just it's awesome yeah i mean you it's funny like people say enjoy it and break and i don't really like that's it's different for different people uh so i don't really know yet uh i think the biggest thing is making sure you don't change like you don't like uh become too much of an asshole even more than even more than i already am uh so you try to just stay consistent i think is important uh you try not to skip steps in the process so like you got to coach the same way and i think it would be more like how you treat people like i think if um that's how i really want to make sure that i just continue to try to treat people the right way and not like because like just because you win this doesn't mean you're better than other people you know what i mean like there's plenty of great people and coaches that that have done great things and they haven't won.
So just because you win doesn't mean you're better. And so I think the important thing is recognizing that and kind of staying in your lane, you know? Well, it does mean that you were better this year.
For one year. Yeah, you were literally better.
But I mean, over the course of like, you know, you're not better than other people. Right, right, right.
But you should at least acknowledge that you were better this year. Yeah, we were.
We were a better team this year. Yes, yes.
You can run from that. You can give yourself that.
Hank, we were talking about the Boston media. So one of the scenes me and Tatum kind of watched because we both like the Dark Knight and the Dark Knight Rises.
So like when we were working on like, okay, you know, this is how we're going to handle like expectations pressure like this is what this is what we need to do so we're watching a scene where uh batman goes into the interrogation room with joker and like they're talking and batman's like why do you want to kill me and like the joker starts laughing at him he's like i don't want to kill you he's like i he's like i need you he's like you complete me and it was like the coolest moment of like you like good and evil has to coexist uh differences have to coexist in order to bring the best out of each other and the people around you so like dark knight great movie great movie you were so you're watching batman with uh jason tatum that's interesting uh just the scene that's That's my history. Sort of a clip.
Okay. Got it.
Interesting. Got it.
Between Jason Tatum. That's interesting.
Just the scene. That's one of his favorite movies.
Sort of a clip. Got it.
Interesting. Between Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown, who's Batman, who's the Joker? I want to be the Joker.
Okay, you're the Joker. Okay.
So wait, is there any other options? No, just Batman and Joker. I think they're the only two ones.
We have two Batmans and I'm the Joker. Two Batmans and the Joker.
Two Batmans. So Batmans win.
Easy. If two Batmans against the Joker.
I don't know. The Joker's willing to, like, the issue with Batman is, like, he's not willing to do whatever it takes.
Like, that's the scene where he has a chance to throw him off the cliff at the end of the second one, and he doesn't do it. He saves his life.
And so, like, the scary thing about Batman is, like, is he willing to go the extra mile to do what's necessary for the greater good? Yeah, that sounds like some summer motivation for both your guys. And like that's the danger part of Joker is like he's willing to go the extra mile to get his point across, whether it's like healthy or not, which, you know, it's not.
But like Batman's not willing to go the extra mile. Oh, yeah.
That's a good point. You are the Joker in that relationship.
Yeah. So Jalen and Jason will listen to this and be like, wow, so we have to kill Coach.
We just were told that we have to go the extra mile and kill Coach. You'd probably like that, you sick fuck.
Derek White. That's going to be your motivation heading into the next season.
We've got to kill Joe to win. Derek White and his teeth.
I thought it was an all-time, like almost a hockey guy moment on the basketball court. The smile after the game was very funny.
Did he get his teeth fixed before the parade, or is he just going to enjoy this time? Hopefully he has time. I mean, we got to Miami here, so he's not going to have time today.
I mean, that's his fault. You shouldn't have gotten hurt.

And he knows that.

He knows that.

Yeah, the floor is right there.

It's a big floor.

Watch out for it.

Yeah.

Don't have time to get hurt in the game five NBA finals.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

So we had a couple last questions.

Thank you so much for joining us.

I know that you got a million things to do. I was dying to do it during the playoffs, but I'll do this.

When I'm done, I'm just going to come hang out with you guys. Yeah, well, that was the last time we talked was right before the Bulls played in their play-in game, and we were making plans for you to come and tap us out if the Bulls had gotten into the playoffs.
So I hope that still stands, that when you're back in Chicago, you can – I'll be there. Yeah, we can get the mat out.
Hank, we had Derek and Peyton Pritchard on in February, I believe, and Hank said that he was going to shave his head if you guys win the title. He said when they win the title.
When they win the title. So how long do you think Hank has to make good on this? 24 hours.
Oh! Wow, and that's from Coach Joe Mazzulla. Well, I was thinking – – You're 24 hours, do you many of your words? To commemorate the bet, I'm going to do it banner night.
I'll be in the building. No, no, no.
No, because then we're on to next season. Yeah, because then now people like you, Hank, will be the reason why we struggle next year.
We're trying to get ready for the next season. Oh, that's a great point, Coach.
I mean, this is coming straight from Coach. He just won you a title, and you're going to go against what he wants here? People like you.
24 hours, Hank. 24 hours.
What do you say to that? Come on, Hank. You can do both? Well, you know what? Let's give him a little leeway here.
Let's say until the parade is over. Okay, that's fair.
All right, so you have until Friday afternoon. Friday afternoon.
Because after the parade's over. Right.
We turn the page. It's next season already, yeah.
Yeah. So we don't need Hank putting out things about last year during that banner night.
Like, next season. You're looking back.
Yeah, you're still celebrating what happened already summer of hank just took a twist oh he's mad no but he has to listen to his coach you're the one guy who can tell him what to do hey hank whatever it takes however long it takes yeah i guess i'll be at the parade with the shaved head Oh, Hank is so, you're so angry right now. No, no, no.

Hank, it would be an honor for me to shave my head if any of my teams won a championship yeah i mean hank i think this is a huge uh moment for us because you're going to lead the charge on on like okay we won now it's like the next we got to get ready for the next thing i think like you shaving your head is the beginning of us turning the page to get ready. The longer you play that, the longer we're living in the past.
The 24-25 Celtics season basically hangs in the balance with Hank's head. Yes.
Yeah, all that. Your ability to stay present and not focus on the past.
Right. All that hair that's grown out of your head, Hank, that's last season's hair.
Yeah. You got to do all new hair.
All right, yeah. We'll see you Friday, Coach.
You bring one of those hoodies for me? I like those. Yeah.
I'll hand deliver them. Are you going to the parade? I am now.
All right, so maybe we get Hank to an after party with the shaved head. We figure that out? Go.
Okay. We'll make it work.
That's a good deal hank yeah yeah i mean what if that's what yeah

how bad do you want to win i bet that i'm in i'm ready for i'm ready for 19 i'm ready for 19

yes yes this is a great twist i love this because he was trying to weasel his way out of it but he

can't oh when the minute we write so minute that the coach said he could come on i was like this

is the one guy that i know if he says it to hank yeah he hank cannot go against he just put the

I'll see you next time. to rights.
The minute that the coach said he could come on, I was like, this is the one guy that I know if he says it to Hank, Hank

cannot go against it. He just put the alpha

male challenge on you. Yeah.
And I'm going to

answer the bell. He put you in the box.

That's what it's all about, Hank. Coach, what

you should do is, you were talking about having to

maintain the same guy that

you were before you won the championship

moving forward. You were talking about how nice

your house is and how you were thinking maybe you had to destroy it. You've got to destroy part of your house.
Bury it down. All right, so last question.
This has been so much fun. Thank you so much, Coach, for joining us.
It's a rowback question, R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. Promo code TAKE.
20% off your first purchase, Q-Zips, polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rowback.com promo code take. Uh, are you going to allow yourself to maybe buy something or go on a vacation? Like you got to give yourself something, right? Um, so I mean, I'm going to take my, my youngest to, uh, Disney world.
Okay. You know, he's at, he's seven.
So he's at the age where, where I mean that's going to be fun

yep

to see some of our guys

and then this is our 10 year

wedding anniversary

so we're going to plan a trip for my wife

I'd like to consider myself the more romantic

type

as she laughs in the background

yeah

what's more romantic than a little Olympic

basketball

who are you telling me

what's more romantic than being at the garden every night

I'm sorry. yeah yeah um what's more romantic than a little olympic basketball who are you telling what's more romantic than being at the garden every night yeah i mean you're well she can decide you should give her the choice olympic basketball or disney world on the way up here i was holding the trophy and i was like can we sleep with this one night yes and if three of us hang out yeah so what is protocol with the trophy do you get do you you get alone time with the trophy? Does it get passed around like the Stanley Cup? I mean, some of the guys have been hogging it a little bit, which they should be.
So, I mean, I had my time. I got a couple pictures with it.
I gave it a kiss. But it just kind of passes itself around.
Yeah, I would be a hog of that trophy. Yeah.
Well, then the other one I was supposed to, I got to figure out when I'm going to go to Jerusalem. Yeah.
I got to go back there. Yeah.
I got to figure it out. All right, so my last, last question.
Al Horford, we were talking about him. Did you have any moments with him after where, like, you know, I mean, he's been in the league forever, and this is just an unbelievable moment for him? There's not a guy.

I don't think there's a better guy in the league.

He's awesome.

So the moment I got to be on stage, it was me and my son,

him and his son and his wife.

You could just see.

He's more of a guy where he doesn't say as much.

You could just see it on his body.

You could see it on his face.

You could see it by his energy.

It was just a really cool moment for him to sacrifice everything that he has to be on stage there and get there.

That was awesome.

I'm forever grateful for him.

Yeah, you guys were a very easy team to root for.

I do think that there was a part of you deep down inside

that was like one more loss would have been nice.

Just if you give us two games to overcome adversity.

Just two.

Why not?

Yeah, four to two. That's all you need.
Well, congratulations, Coach. Yes.
Congratulations. You made a lot of people very happy, and we're very happy for you.
And you made us very happy for making Hank shave his head. Yep.
Oh, dude, yeah. And Hank, thank you for setting the example for what it means to be all in on winning and staying and staying process oriented and not focused on the past,

but just kind of worrying about,

you know,

what's next.

So I really appreciate you doing that for us.

Thank you,

coach.

I die for you.

I'll see you Friday.

I'll bring some gear for you.

I can't wait,

man.

All right.

Thanks so much,

coach.

Thanks.

Have fun.

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Okay, we're going to wrap up the show. We've got a show announcement.
Jake, you're sitting on the couch. I am.
Welcome back to the couch. Thank you.
It's not green. I don't have a fellow Billy Football by my side.
Or a snuggling partner. Or a professional cuddler.
Yeah, the cuddler was great. That was a great moment.
Yeah. But yes, you're here.
I'm here to make an announcement. It's an announcement that is, I think what we all would have agreed was inevitable at some point.
And I think after talking with you guys now makes the most sense. And the fact of the matter is this is going to be my last episode.
I'm part of my take. What? Why didn't you tell us till right now? We've actually been talking about this for like four or five months.
Yeah. So it's been an ongoing discussion.
We loved having you on the show, Jake. You're a big part of the part of my take story it does not feel like how many years is it five years it doesn't feel like it's been five years which is what I would call wild it is wild it's more than half the show which is crazy to think about and we're very glad that you're a part of this story and you're going to continue to be me and we we me and big cat have always said like one day you're going to go try to you know do live broadcasts and we're going to wish you the best and we're going to be firmly in your corner and uh and that's very very true to this day like i i wish you the best career possible i hope one day you're calling a super bowl that we're watching and losing bets on yeah that would be the best the best case scenario.
And then you guys are winning and then blaming you for losing our bets. Yeah.
So we can get into the details. So there's no speculation.
I know a lot of people might be surprised. A lot of people might not be just based on how closely they follow me, my career in the show.
But basically, one of the biggest dominoes for this happening right now is that the direction that Barstool is going in, live broadcasting rights are no longer a priority for this company. And that's not a secret.
You've talked about it. Dave talked about it.
And obviously that was my bread and butter here. That's where I thrive the most.
I mean, I'm so fortunate that I got the chance to call multiple bowl games on national television, college basketball, hockey, professional golf that led to those PGA Tour events from the connections I made there. When you guys hired me as an intern five years ago to mock Darren Revell, I never thought any of that was remotely possible.
I was just here to say yes to whatever you guys wanted to prove that I was a hard worker and had this great opportunity on this massive platform. But I might get emotional.
It's okay. Yeah.
Here, I'll help lighten the mood. Yeah, yeah.
Remember how bad your handshake was? Yeah, clammy hands. Yeah, yeah.
I watched it back the other day, and something that stuck out is one of you guys asked me, where do I see myself five to ten years and without hesitation i said i want to be a national network play-by-play broadcaster that brings us to now and that is where i'm going all in on i've been on all in on it for a while there's a reason why i don't curse on the air there's a reason why ray allen tweet i'm not going to do the right allen tweets because when i was making this inevitable jump, it's so that I have no regrets. I have nothing to hide.
And I am so proud of what I've done here in the five years. I've accomplished a lot thanks to you guys.
And it has been an incredible ride, but doing it right now, making this jump, we all agree. It makes the most sense because it's the beginning of the summer.
It's kind of like the off-season in sports and broadcasting, right? So if I make myself publicly, fully available right now, best-case scenario, I'm in the booth calling college football this fall. Is that going to happen? Is that reality? I don't know.
But the odds are going to increase by making this jump right now right and and and we we did start having these conversations back in february and march so it's not uh a sudden thing i was joking when i said wait what why did you tell us right now um and we back in february march we basically were like what is the best way uh for you to make this jump and this was always hey the nba finals is a good spot where you can have the summer you can try to hopefully get something uh in broadcasting and i i you know i'll say this right now anyone who wants to hire jake you're going to hire someone who works his absolute ass off sorry for swearing it. Uh, who's committed and he does everything the right way.

And I,

you know,

you will always,

if anyone hires Jake,

that like you will have our support,

Jake,

you will have the AWL support.

We don't want to,

we want to see you have all the success in the world.

And it's,

it's one of those bittersweet moments where it's like having you on the show for five years which is more than half of the history of this show yeah has been awesome i watching you grow into uh what you are and like you know adapt and and have to go with the flow more has been very funny and enjoyable and i know you've grown as a person and i do think that you will be a better broadcaster for everything you did here I also think that you added a lot to everything we've done in the last five years and uh I'm excited for you because I I do think that you know it's scary it's very scary it's scary I'm not gonna lie I'm scared there is no clear cut plan for what's next right but we've been talking you guys been amazing with your help and trying to make that a reality um so the plan is uh i'm gonna leave chicago i'm gonna go back home to south florida as i try to figure out the next step i think we all agreed that i don't regret i'm so happy i gave chicago a shot but i moved here mostly because i wanted to be part of the team part part of you guys. So I feel like still being in the mix here,

it might just get a little weird.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean,

I,

I really do.

I think it's the right time in,

in your life,

in the move.

It's just like,

I want to see you fulfill your dreams.

And we had this conversation that it's like,

as much as we love having you on the show,

there's always going to be a foot in foot out that makes it difficult for you to go all the way in and be available all the time where someone can be like, oh, we want to hire Jake to do this. You always were testament to you.
You're always thinking the show first. Now you should be a little more selfish and think of Jake first.
And I'm excited. And I truly love you and I you'll always have a home here and you'll always have our backing 100% whenever you're on TV whatever events you're doing I know you're you're doing some PLL stuff yeah I have a few PLL assignments this summer hopefully uh there's some more PGA on the table as well and like I said perfect world the fall comes around there's a million college football teams and games out there and networks.
Hopefully, you guys gave me the shot of a lifetime, no pun intended, five years ago. You really did.
This is such an impossible business. It is so hard and so competitive.
And you have to think of ways to get really creative to stand out. And you guys gave me that opportunity.
And like I said, I'm proud of what I did with this opportunity. I have zero regrets.
And now I'm just looking for someone else to give me my next shot in the booth the same way you guys did. And you'll get one.
You'll get one. And you're very good at what you do.
And you put a lot of work into it. And like Big Cat said, whoever is out there, if you're listening to this show and you're thinking, well, I've got this one open spot for a game.
We don't have anybody lined up just yet. Or if there's a bigger – whatever the case may be, if you're listening to this, Jake Marsh will be the best worker that you'll ever hire.
He won't do the Ray Allen tweet. I won't do the Ray Allen tweet.
And again, I could have caved just to make you guys happy but now that on your resume there is nothing i regret did not do ray allen during the day okay what if hold on hold on yeah what if what if cbs calls you and it's like hey we want you to be part of uh college football this fall okay but we need to do the ray allen tweet but i have the job yeah and i like that's for life well not for life I mean as long as it wouldn't you gotta be ready for this shake they might throw this out at you then I'll do it that's the reason I'm not doing it it's not because like I'm against what it says yeah oh yeah yeah I like that let's go that's the only reason I'm not doing it you're all it is multiple multiple positions you're also getting a guy that can lay the pipe no but in all seriousness like i know my role on this show i know i'm a very small part of it but it's been a major part of my life and i owe you guys forever and this is not burning the bridge no i i really mean that like no but you gave us stuff too, it's a, we all won with our relationship and our relationship isn't over. Like I said, you're, you're always a friend of the show and always have a home here and then we'll always be rooting for you.
So, and, and spotlighting whatever you're doing next. So that's, that's never going to change.
Yeah. And it is worth mentioning, um, for the next few months, you two, Dave, Hank, we've come to the agreement that I'm still going to be employed by the company.
And I'm really fortunate for that opportunity. I'm still going to be active on social media, writing blogs for the website, still making golf videos, hopefully hit another hole in one on camera.
first one second one um so i'll still be around the next few months but it's all systems go i'm

looking for a full-time broadcasting job, and hopefully it happens sooner rather than later. I love it.
I think you'll get there. And when you're on TV, we will make sure to let people know so that they can follow you.
Also, just follow Jake on social media. Yeah.
You guys are letting me keep that Twitter account too, which is huge. If you do the Ray Allen tweet.
No, I'm just kidding. Yeah.
Yeah. They'll know where you're at, but we will also remind people once you're on TV, because you will be on TV.
If you go on the game and we'll say, with great pride, there's Jake Marsh, and I'm going to root so hard for a scoregami. Yeah.
Yeah. It's a big cat.
I'll root for the first scoregami. Only when Jake's on the court.
For the first scoregami, would be cool yeah i'm calling nfl okay all right i'll years yeah what i will be i will be mad at you if you like do a call on a game that i'm gambling you'll hear from me your best oh no you'll hear from me i know it's over that's your system what oh if i'm watching yeah yeah that is one of my system what were you gonna say hey have you given any thought to the uh the at name change So PFT and I talked about this beforehand. I'm watching.
Yeah, yeah. That is true.
One of my systems. What were you going to say, Hank? Have you given any thought to the at name change? So PFTN, I talked about this beforehand.
I'm down to keep it indefinitely. There's probably a time where it will be appropriate to change it.
I think at some point you should change. You don't need to change it just yet, but at some point you should.
Yeah. But I think that would be a cool little thing for the AWLs.
You might want to change it for yourself. Yeah.
But you can also just put, you know, that you were the PMT sportsman. I mean, that's up to you.
I might put in my alum, like, my bio, part of my take alum. Right.
Right. Exactly.
Because you might want to be like, hey, I would like my game to be there. That's what we talked about, too, is I'm not technically – I am technically leaving the show, but I'm kind of graduating from it.
And I still have the ties permanently to part of my take, which I'm so proud of. And you're the safest bet that you won't do anything bad that will make us be like, wait, we're not associated with it.
I don't think we would give that to anyone else. Yeah.
I would keep the handle for now if you want, but then, yeah, change it because you've got to go out there on your own, and this is something that you're doing, and this is going to be Jake Marsh on TV. It's not going to be part of my take on TV because on the other end of it, there are certain networks that might not want part of my take.
That's right. As the host of whatever show it is.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got to spread your wings at some point, but there's no rush on that.
What are you, last thing, who's going to do some of the tasks you did? Should we give it like who's going to do numbers? Nerd Nugget. Oh, my God.
I think you can take Nerd Nugget. No.
Yeah. Okay.
You can take it with you. Reminders? I still have plenty of reminders.
I can still tweet you guys when they pop up. Yeah.
Or you could, I would someone fail at this uh maybe pug maybe pug has to do the reminders because he he'll just be like i'm such a bitch i was supposed to remind you this a month ago and i forgot whatever i have a few i think can you can you just tell pug right now give us give us two give us two that you got off the top. Yeah, I'm looking.
Quick reminders. This is what we're going to say.
Max, do you have anything to say? Yeah, no. It's a sad day.
I know I was only joined with you in this booth for a couple months, but it always hurts to lose a member of the team, and we're gonna miss you back here yeah this is a good one yeah and again i i've i thanked you guys but you the two of you and hank you gave me a break that i never saw coming i never saw my career going in this direction but i'm so happy and glad it did and i learned so much about myself in this building the first day you guys told me you have to grow thick skin it's the only way to survive here because of the massive platform and i can say i've certainly done that yes absolutely yeah yeah no i think you've gotten it's crazy to think about the the changes and and uh yeah they're all all been great yeah so thank you guys uh the four guys behind the glass are, with no doubt, the hardest working crew in sports media. Hank is behind the glass right now.
I forgot Hank was there. Hold on.
You didn't mean Hank. Jake, if you were in Hank's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You meant Shane, Pug, Max, and memes.
Hank is sitting right there. What I was going to say is.
Be careful. He's got golf coming up.
Not a lot of people know this these guys are pulling nearly all nighters three nights a week yeah that's insane we finish recording at 2 or 3 a.m and we wake up we go home at midnight they're here till 4 in the morning we wake up three hours after they go to sleep and all the clips are done the youtube is up it's just you actually should you need to text us in the fall and tell us what it's like getting your sundays back oh my god that that is gonna be interesting that's the one thing where i'm like oh my god it'd be like every weekend feels like yeah i don't i actually think about that like the day that you retire where it's like oh wait i can watch football on my couch and then go to sleep yeah after sunday football that's crazy yeah um but yeah thank you to you guys thank you to the producers and thank you to the AWLs you guys every single in-person interaction I've had with you guys has been remarkable you're the most loyal passionate fan base in the world really more than any other sports team I think because these guys live and die by everything we say they know every little detail about us what we talk we talk about on the show, and it's just so cool. I think O'Hillers fan base is pretty good too, though.
I have a limited amount of interaction. But from what I remember, they're pretty strong.
Yeah. A lot of heart.
A lot of big, big hearts. Yeah.
The same way my relationship with you guys in this room is not going to change, I hope to continue making relationships with AWLs around town and seeing all of them and talking about PMT and talking about sports. I just think it's such a cool dynamic and connection that you really can't find anywhere else.
You know, it would be a very funny twist if Jake wrote a tell-all book about PMT. There's really nothing I can think of that would be – Just be like do we order for dinner on Sunday? Yeah.
Surprising. But Jake, we love you and best of luck and I look forward to seeing you do great things.
Yes. Thank you guys.
Flourishing. It's a scary time but it's an exciting time.
I told you from day one, it's the Goodwill hunting that one day I hope you're just like, hey, I'm going out and I out and i'd be like that's great leave us fucking idiots to hear you guys are not idiots you're sitting here being idiots and losing our money geniuses when it comes to sports media i don't know the g word is not correct yeah but do you want you take back the hank hard working hank's hard working for what my first three years he was pulling all-nighters i'd walk in on monday morning he's sleeping on the green couch that's just because he was tired yeah from staying up all night editing the podcast yeah but then he was he was very cool he was the first of our group to retire he's in retirement no basically but um i'm proud of myself for not crying because i yeah no that was big i was. I was going to cry.
That was huge. You didn't.
I didn't. You want to? No.
Okay. There'll be plenty of time to cry later.
Yeah. I think I'm like, Sunday night's going to be weird.
Yeah, but I feel like you might be like, this is kind of rough. Going for brunch? Yeah.
Yeah, because it was college and then I had one year in between and then here. So like my post-grad life, all but one year has been here.
Yeah. Sundays, Sundays are a big part of that, but I wouldn't change a thing.
And it's awesome. Yeah.
Well, we love you, Jake. We always love you.
Thank you. Best in the office.
Yeah. Best one here.
Yeah. That was a great handshake.
That was a great memory. That was a great handshake.
Yeah. Really good handshake.
You're the best, and yeah, we'll always be Team Jake,

and like I said, you'll always be a part of this.

And whenever you're back in town, you come by and say hello.

And I guess we got to do numbers, huh?

Are you going to get this?

This would be an all-time walk-off.

Yeah.

An all-time walk-off.

What?

I feel weird.

Like, what if someone else wins?

It feels weird.

This would be awesome if Max won this one.

Oh.

Yeah, I want to give Jake my number.

This would get nice.

Yeah, I want to give Jake my number.

Should we already have a win?

All right. if someone else wins, it feels weird.
This would be awesome if Max won this. I want to give Jake my number.
I want to give Jake my number. I already have a win.
Should we all give Jake our number? Wait, why? I already have a win. Max, hold on.
Because this would feel so weird if I won right now. Max, you just said you'd give Jake your number like your number's going to win? That's true.
Come on. No, be men about it.
And if anyone steals Jake moment, be a man about it.

Okay?

I think we should retire number 18.

No.

No, he's trying to take better chances. How about this?

Retire 18, but throw in a 101.

Oh.

So it's still 190.

18 could just be 101.

When 18 hits, it's 101.

We'll put 18 up in the rafters.

That's Jake.

When 18 hits, it's 101. We'll put 18 up in the rafters.
That's Jake. When 18 hits, it's 101.

Great.

Yeah.

All right.

Numbers.

8, 1, 3, 56.

I should have said 81.

81.

You already said 56.

Whatever.

96.

All right.

I'll say 56.

What would you pick, A?

99.

96. Shane, what was it? 21.
Shane tried to give me a bacon-wrapped plantain off his fucking gross-ass plate and was so confused why no one was eating it. Weirdo, Shane.
See, this is what you're leaving us with, Jake. You're leaving us with weirdos like Shane.
I'm a weirdo. Now we get more Shane.
Shane's never eaten a banana until today. Yeah.
He actually told me the other day that the first grape that he had was last month. That's wild.
One grape. One single grape he ate.
That's crazy. 99 Pug! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

You motherfucker Pug!

You stole his moment, Pug!

God damn it, Pug. How could you?

Now I'm definitely not sharing those reminders.

Oh, what a fucking moment, Pug!

This is for Jake, too.

This is for all of us, Pug.

You son of a bitch!

For the whole squad.

That number's on fire.

On fire.

Yeah, no sense of the moment, Pug. Yeah.
Goddamn, Pug. This is Jake's 99, too.
It's all of our 99. No, no.
No, it's your 99, Pug. Alright, it's mine, but...
Pug. How many is that? That's like four.
Is that four? That's four. Goddamn, Pug.
Alright, I think we should let Jake... No, this is PFT I don't want it

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Love you Jake

Love you too

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