Super Bowl 58 And Patrick Mahomes And The Chiefs Are Inevitable, Recap Of The End Of Vegas And Who's Back Of The Week

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, Super Bowl 58 in the books. We're going to talk about the entire game.
The Kansas City Chiefs. Dynasty has begun.

Speaker 1 They win in overtime, which was a slow game to start, but became an instant classic in the end.

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Super Bowl 58.

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Speaker 1 Mark Davis was in attendance. Jawan Howard Jennings slapped the Chiefs' defense in the first half as Christian needs to wash his own feet after getting them into pay dirt.

Speaker 1 William Henry Harrison Bucker has kept the Commander and Chiefs alive for the last 31 days as he finally got Kansas City on the scoreboard to end the half. And we go into halftime.
Jake.

Speaker 1 At halftime the score was only 10-3 as Usher took the stage after both offenses clearly told each other I just wanna take it nice and slow.

Speaker 1 Into the break only 30 minutes left in the season. That's ludicrous.
Take that. Rewind it back to September that is.

Speaker 1 The Chiefs and Niners would take it to the locker room with the homies trying to get a little L V I I dub in a T D.

Speaker 1 As Lil John took the stage Andy Andy Reid and Kyle Shanahan were spending their time how to draw up another round of shots. Shots! Shots to the end zone!

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Speaker 1 Touchdown for what? That was your half-star report. Just two more quarters until we find out who would be making Love in this Vegas Club.
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Speaker 1 Back to the second half action where the game turned when Ray, Ray, you, you get off of of McCloud, fumbled the ball, and rolled the stone right over to the Chiefs, giving them a 13-10 lead.

Speaker 1 The Niners answered, but Jake Moody kicked it into the tunnel of chaos as the ball said, hit me.

Speaker 1 In Vegas tradition, both teams wanted to play as we head to overtime, where Kyle Jew cracked that soldier boy.

Speaker 1 Check copied Travis Kelsey's whole flow, word for word, bar for bar, but the Niners only got three and left too much time on the clock for Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 Patrick, trick, trick, trick, trick, trick, trick, trick, Mahomes. It was actually an unlimited time boom.
The Chiefs drove down the field in the last play at Super Bowl 58. It was a hard man.

Speaker 1 No, not every American watching Taylor Swift on their TV. She's hot.
Miko, who scored the game-winning touchdown. As Patrick Mahomes said, Hey, 49ers, you got a real pretty mouth.

Speaker 1 Now I'm going to bend you over and watch you squeer like a pig. Chiefs, 25.
Niners, 22.

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Speaker 1 was Super Bowl 58.

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Speaker 1 Okay, the 2023-24 NFL season is in the books, and the Kansas City Chiefs are your back-to-back Super Bowl champions. First time since 2004-05.

Speaker 1 They've done it again. Patrick Mahomes is inevitable.

Speaker 1 Anybody here bet against Patrick Mahomes in this game?

Speaker 1 That was me. That was dumb.
You were smart. You were smart.
Well, you know when to stop chasing it and just lean into it.

Speaker 1 You are literally, if you can't beat him, join him. Yeah, it was a moment where I was like, you know what? I've gone through so much pain going against this guy.
He is inevitable.

Speaker 1 And I don't care how this Chiefs team has looked all year. It's playoffs.
It's different.

Speaker 1 They've reached their final form of being the dynastic New England Patriots because they are a dynasty now, three and five. They have five back to back.

Speaker 1 Have the opportunity to get three in a row, which nobody's ever done. Yep.
They've,

Speaker 1 wait, has anyone done that? No, wait. No.
No, yeah. The Steelers did the two and then two.
Two, two. Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 I would actually go as far as to say if they don't get three in a row, it's a failure. Yeah, I'd agree.
He's a bust. But they did it.

Speaker 1 The Chiefs have won again.

Speaker 1 He is inevitable. The Chiefs' defense was incredible.

Speaker 1 But what I was going to say is they've reached their final form of of having a season, a regular season, where everyone said these aren't the same Chiefs. They've made mistakes.

Speaker 1 They don't have pass catchers. Then they get to the playoffs and they do what they do in the playoffs, and that's win games, tough games, games they win different ways.

Speaker 1 And then the perfect cherry on top. And we said this when it happened earlier in the season.

Speaker 1 We said that the Chiefs are becoming the Patriots because Micole Hartman getting back on the Chiefs after being on the Jets is exactly what the Patriots would do where their players go scurry around the NFL, suck, and then come back and they're good again.

Speaker 1 And he scores the game-winning touchdown in overtime to beat the San Francisco 49ers. It's kind of like sending your kid to military school.

Speaker 1 They go there and they're like, oh man, this sucks.

Speaker 1 When I get home, I'm going to act right. I'm going to behave myself.
And then he got back. Also, shout out to Miko Hardman for we all remember in Hard Knocks.
Yep. When Oz the Mentalist was on there,

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 he said that it was going to be his team, which was the Jets at the time, over the 49ers in the Super Bowl. Oz's prophecy comes true.
So never doubt the man again. I've got some fun Mahomes stats.

Speaker 1 First is that he now has 15 postseason wins. Yeah.
That puts him one behind Joe Montana. Yeah.
And then Tom Brady, obviously, 35, quite a bit of distance there. He is 28 years old.

Speaker 1 He's played six seasons. He's third all-time in wins and third all-time in Super Bowls.

Speaker 1 Playoff wins. He is also the record holder for most quarterback rushing yards in Super Bowls.
Whoa. Already.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 And it's kind of appropriate because there was that one play that they ran tonight. It was the

Speaker 1 keeper on the option. Yeah.
And he took off and then he got pissed off afterwards. And at that point, as somebody who was betting against Patrick Holmes, I knew I fucked up.

Speaker 1 It was actually the play before that he got even more pissed off when he, like, he, it was a third and two, and he had to run through a couple 49ers.

Speaker 1 And I said at the moment, I was like, I think he just woke up. Yeah, that's right.
Yeah. This play was the keeper.
He had the scowl on when he got because he got contact.

Speaker 1 And then I was like, well, this whole thing is fucked.

Speaker 1 This is a weird stat. Doesn't really like the sample size is pretty small, probably, but it's still kind of cool.
In the last 30 years,

Speaker 1 there has never been a quarterback to go eight for eight or better with 27-plus rushing yards in a single drive.

Speaker 1 In any game, regular season or postseason, Patrick Mahomes did that in the overtime of the Super Bowl. It's crazy.
I have some more crazy Mahomes stats.

Speaker 1 We're going to talk about everything else in the game because I think the Chiefs' defense was out of this world good, and Brock Purdy was not bad, and we'll get to all of it.

Speaker 1 But some more Mahomes stats. Hank, let me know if any of these you get you want to just chime in at any point.
Okay? Okay. All right.
Patrick Mahomes has started 96 games in the NFL.

Speaker 1 The Chiefs have only lost three of them by more than one score. That's pretty crazy.
That is crazy. Yeah.
That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 1 So, and

Speaker 1 the year six, so Mahomes is year, he's in his sixth year. He is three for six.
50% of the years he's been a starting quarterback. He's won a Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 He is three for six in Super Bowl appearances. Or, no, sorry,

Speaker 1 yeah, three for six in Super Bowls. No, four for six, four for six, yeah, in Super Bowl appearances, uh, and he's six for six in conference championship game appearances.

Speaker 1 All of these statistically ahead of Brady in terms of percentages. Uh, Pat, go ahead.
I got a couple too. Yes.
He is

Speaker 1 since 2019, he's 5-1 when trailing by 10 or more points at any point in the playoffs. The rest of the NFL is 6-48

Speaker 1 in that same scenario.

Speaker 1 He also is the first quarterback in NFL history to win a Super Bowl with the biggest cap hit in the NFL. Yeah.
So he's even bigger than the salary cap. This was the year to get him.

Speaker 1 Brady also had to have Giselle on deck to make his salary lower. Yeah.
Kind of Mickey Mouse titles. He also made Troy Aikman look like maybe the worst tweet of all time.

Speaker 1 This is from September 2019.

Speaker 1 The Athletic Kansas City said, in case you missed it, Patrick Mahomes has thrown 36% of Troy Aikman's career touchdowns in about 8% of the games.

Speaker 1 Troy Aikman quote tweeted and said, in case you miss this,

Speaker 1 talk to me when he has 33% of my Super Bowl titles.

Speaker 1 So it's five years later, he has 100% of Troy Aikman's Super Bowl titles.

Speaker 1 That's brutal. That's a brutal quote tweet.

Speaker 1 He is

Speaker 1 on the path to being

Speaker 1 on the path to being

Speaker 1 the greatest.

Speaker 2 Absolutely. I mean, this is undeniably.

Speaker 1 I think now we need to raise the bar and be like, will he be the goat goat?

Speaker 1 We have to start comparing to Michael Jordan. And Muhammad Ali.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we should have that debate. I'm sure Skip Bayless is ready to do it.
But yeah, we need to elevate that conversation past Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 Is he right now, Patrick Mahomes is on pace to be the greatest athlete of all time.

Speaker 1 He's got six years and he's a Hall of Fame, no doubt, first ballot Hall of Famer if he retired tomorrow, which I love doing those. Yep.
But it's the truth. That'd be wild if he did.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I would definitely do that if I was Patrick Mahomes. That would be rough.
Because then everyone would just take your current stats. Yeah.
Be like, what if this guy kept playing?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we could have won them all every single year because it does feel like that at this point. Yeah.
Where Patrick Mahomes, again, a year where it felt like the Chiefs were a lesser-than version.

Speaker 1 It was wide open.

Speaker 1 Everyone talked about the AFC being, you know, all these incredible quarterbacks, and obviously, injuries happen, but it doesn't take anything away from the Chiefs going through the gauntlet, getting back to the top of the mountain.

Speaker 1 They've won back-to-back championships, and it felt like it watching that game. Because PFT, you did mention at the top that you did bet against Mahomes, and you and Brandon, it was

Speaker 1 so nice being on the other side of it for once, where you guys just kept on saying, well, this is going to suck because it's Mahomes. It was the last drive to end the game,

Speaker 1 the regulation. It was the last drive in overtime.
It was just, he didn't even play that great to start the game. He was kind of off.

Speaker 1 He had that weird interception to start the second half where he either didn't throw it to Travis Kelsey or completely overthrew Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 1 And then from that point on, he was Patrick Mahomes, the best quarterback in the world, just doing whatever, every big play you felt like he was going to get, whether it be with his feet or a pass.

Speaker 1 And he's back there. He's done it again.
Three titles in six years as a starter is fucking insane. It is incredible.
And it did feel inevitable.

Speaker 1 There were about four times in the game when I knew I was fucked.

Speaker 1 And I did a really good job of just putting myself into a delusional state, not thinking about it, not thinking about the fact that I was taking the Niners against Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 And on the drive into the office, it hit me. And I was like, what have I done? Yeah.
Like, this is going to be dumb, but I'm going to ride with it. I'm going to ride.

Speaker 1 And Purdy, yeah, to your point, Purdy was not bad. He wasn't great, but he wasn't bad.
He didn't turn the ball over. No, he wasn't the reason they lost.
And he, yeah, he was Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 It wasn't, I never felt watching that game,

Speaker 1 you could point to a couple things. Ray Room McLeod, who it wasn't,

Speaker 1 he should have fallen on the ball. It wasn't a straight-up fumble by him because it actually had hit a player's leg, a Niners' player's leg, so he had to try to get it.

Speaker 1 Ray Roar McLeod was a huge pivotal swing because the Chiefs couldn't do anything on offense. That happens.
They score the next play.

Speaker 1 All of a sudden, the Chiefs are up, and you're like, the Niners have been outplaying them because the whole first half, it felt like the Niners were the better team. But

Speaker 1 it never felt like the Niners were playing so poorly that it was like, damn, I can't believe they did this or that.

Speaker 1 It was just the game is tight, and Patrick Mahomes will have the ball at some point, and there's nothing you can do about that.

Speaker 1 He beat the Niners in the end, and it's not like, man, the Niners, how could you do this or your game plan?

Speaker 1 It wasn't a Ravens situation where their game plan sucked or Bills where their defense failed them or even a Dolphins where they're a no-show. It was just Patrick Mahomes is the best in the world.

Speaker 1 And when you ran through all those teams that they beat, they did beat maybe that was the hardest path to the Super Bowl of all time.

Speaker 1 I think Aaron Schatz said it was DVOA toughest Super Bowl in terms of the four teams they beat. So not frauds.
Not frauds at all. Chiefs, not frauds.
We're glazing them. Listen, we're

Speaker 1 glazers. We almost won the Super Bowl.
They're equal opportunity glazers. We're going to glaze the fuck out of the Kansas City Chiefs because they're very good.
They did it.

Speaker 1 Actually, the Kadarius Toney being inactive, that's when I should have known. I was

Speaker 1 hoping great.

Speaker 1 I was hoping it was going to be like I could justify betting against Patrick Mahomes and betting on Brock Purdy if Kadarius Toney was going to be on there because you could look back at the season and be like, Kadarius Toney on the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 That's like them. The Chiefs were taking batting practice.
They were taking warm-up swings with a leaded donut on. No, they were.
And then they get rid of them, and now they're hitting the ball

Speaker 1 450 feet to straightaway center field. Yeah, they were.

Speaker 1 it was it was uh it was expert mode they were basically like hey no one has done uh no one has gone back to back since the 0405 patriots why don't we try to do it with kadarius toney let's again let's do it with kadarius toney we're going to give the ball to mico hardman inside the 10 very frequently for no real reason yeah uh we're going to have what some people were saying could have been the biggest distraction in nfl history going on throughout the entire year and uh we're just going to still win anyways yeah we're going going to do everything hard, the hard way.

Speaker 1 Do you think he even

Speaker 1 goes to the ring ceremony? I think he should have a ring ceremony of his own tonight. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Pop the question. Yeah.
Kadarius Toney? Yeah. Congratulations, Super Bowl champion.
Kadarius Toney,

Speaker 1 I could imagine a world where they show up to the after-party and Tony's there and he's just like, you know what? I'm going to ask Taylor Swift to marry me. Yeah.
Take a shot. Yeah.
Take a shot.

Speaker 1 Okay, I got a Super Bowl ring. Get a Super Bowl ring.
Yeah. He's on Cloud Nine.

Speaker 1 He is a world champion, so shout out Kadarius.

Speaker 1 The other part that needs to be mentioned for the Chiefs, and we'll get to the Niners, but

Speaker 1 Steve Spagnola, incredible, incredible. We knew it.
We knew it going in that he was going to have a game plan for him. He's the first coordinator to win offensive or defense to win four Super Bowls.

Speaker 1 So he's won these last three with the Chiefs and then the one with the Giants in 07.

Speaker 1 It was like everyone went into this game saying, well, what about Christian McCaffrey? Because the Ravens didn't run, but if they had, it would have been different.

Speaker 1 They held Christian McCaffrey to 3.6 yards per carry, which is his lowest of the season. He had a couple explosive plays, the one in overtime where it was a pass.

Speaker 1 Brock Purdy made a great play.

Speaker 1 Spaggs was dialing up all the perfect blitzes.

Speaker 1 It felt like even though the Niners had some nice drives, it felt like the Chiefs' defense after the first, you know, maybe there was like that first drive when the Niners fumbled.

Speaker 1 After that, it felt like everything was difficult for the Niners, and they were going to at least make him earn it. And Spaggs is out of this world good.

Speaker 1 Like, it's crazy to have a defensive coordinator that good and be able to keep him because he's already failed as a head coach.

Speaker 1 Maybe he doesn't want to coach again as a head coach and be able to have that. And like, that unit has just become so, so good.
And they were phenomenal again

Speaker 1 this year. And this Super Bowl.
Chris Jones was awesome, too. Chris Jones was just leaking through that line all night long.
He's a closer.

Speaker 1 Does Chris Jones get

Speaker 1 an escalator? He got a million dollars. He got a million? I think so.

Speaker 1 Either he got a million.

Speaker 1 I think he was going to get $2 million, I think, if he won Super Bowl MVP. Yeah.
Which, if he was like half a step closer on a couple plays, you could maybe make that argument.

Speaker 1 But it was always going to go to Mahomes. But yeah, Chris Jones, he made himself a lot of money in this offseason.
Yes. I'll put it that way.
So he's a free agent, right?

Speaker 1 I think he's a free agent again, and they might franchise tag him again. Again.
And then maybe he'll hold out again.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Logeria Sneed is a free agent, but we shouldn't do that to the Chiefs right now. No.

Speaker 1 They deserve. I mean, they're a dynasty.
Yeah. They're a dynasty.
So, Hank, we've been glazing.

Speaker 1 You bet on the Chiefs. I did bet on the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 Like, I bet on the Chiefs knowing I was doing it simply because I didn't want to be sitting here right now saying I didn't bet on Patrick Mahomes as an underdog in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 And I'm not even going to say the Brock Purdy part because Brock Purdy played well. But I was like,

Speaker 1 I can't do this to myself again. I was, in my heart of hearts, still wanted the Niners to win.

Speaker 1 It was kind of an insurance plan of, I think I know exactly how this is going to go, and it went exactly how it it's going to go. I might as well win some money with it.

Speaker 2 Yeah, I did the same thing, and I still, I mean, on the stream, you can watch it. You and Dave were, you know, emphatically rooting for the Chiefs, and I couldn't even get myself to root for them.

Speaker 2 I was rooting against them the whole time, just being like, get a third down stop, get a third down, stop, get a third down, stop. And I live bet them at halftime.

Speaker 1 Like, I won't, you were just

Speaker 2 one prop bet and was like, again, the Chiefs are going to win this game. There's no way they don't.

Speaker 2 Just praying that my mush could lead them to lose.

Speaker 2 And it just wasn't even close to enough. Mahomes played out of his mind.
Legacy drive after legacy drive.

Speaker 1 It was close to being enough. It did go to overtime.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which makes it worse. We were very confused for a little bit at the start of overtime because the Niners hit that drive down the field, took like, what, seven and a half minutes off the clock? Yeah.

Speaker 1 And then we said, there's no chance it's going to happen. But hypothetically, what if the Chiefs also go on a very long drive? And they don't score before the end of the first overtime period.

Speaker 1 Well, the answer ended up being that it wouldn't matter. They would just continue that drive in the second.
What's the point? So my question is,

Speaker 1 why is there a clock in overtime?

Speaker 1 You guys were gaslighting me to a point where

Speaker 1 not intentionally gaslighting me. You were asking questions.

Speaker 1 Why is that in doubt? Because I kept on screaming, it's a new game. It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter. No, too many.
And then

Speaker 1 you guys kept on saying, but what about the clock? And I thought, holy shit, what if they're right and this game just ends?

Speaker 1 That would have been the funniest ending to a Super Bowl if Andy Reid did not know that constraint. And they were driving down the field and the clock ran out and they were like at the four-yard line.

Speaker 1 I think Micole Hardman didn't know that they won the Super Bowl, but judging by his reaction when he caught the pass.

Speaker 1 He didn't really celebrate.

Speaker 2 I think he blacked out when he caught the pass.

Speaker 1 I think he was surprised that he caught it. Yeah.
It was,

Speaker 1 yeah, the Chiefs were just,

Speaker 1 they just, even down 10-3 at half. I don't know if you guys felt this way, but I was like,

Speaker 1 it obviously got a little hairy to start the half because they come out and they have that bad pitch play to Isaiah Pacheco and then Mahomes throws an interception.

Speaker 1 But I was like, the Chiefs kind of like, if as long as the Chiefs are within one score, they're going to win this game.

Speaker 1 And once they start connecting with Kelsey, then that was another overfucked moment. Where yeah, okay, in the first half, Kelsey didn't do shit besides assault Andy Reid on the sidelines.

Speaker 1 He asked Andy about that in the post-game. He's like, oh, I don't know.
You guys caught that on camera. I was just off balance and he got me.
He's got a new hip. Andy Reed's got a new hip.

Speaker 1 That's even worse. And so he's blaming himself for it.

Speaker 1 This is not a good pattern of behavior. I mean,

Speaker 1 you should have to wonder. Yeah, Yeah, elder abuse.

Speaker 1 So I think

Speaker 1 it was a bad clip for Travis Kelsey, but I think it turns out to be good in history because in the first half, he had one catch for one yard, and in the second half, he had seven catches for 85 yards.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So he probably, if you can actually blame Travis Kelsey for anything, he probably should have assaulted Andy Reid earlier.
Violence works. Yeah.
That's what we took away from that.

Speaker 1 He probably should have just punched him in the nose and been like, wake the fuck up, dude. I'm Travis Kelsey.
Also, it would have been, I don't know what would have happened if they had lost.

Speaker 1 The fact that they won, it's now like, look at these fiery guys. This is just how they communicate with each other.
If they lost, they would have been so pissed off. Oh, big time.
Yeah. Big time.

Speaker 1 What were you going to say, Hank?

Speaker 2 No, it takes one of the great if they lost. I was getting some cooked up.
Also, the Dre Greenlaut thing, it's like, you can't.

Speaker 1 That was brutal.

Speaker 1 Sod father at it again. Achilles going onto the field after a punt.
So brutal. So, so brutal.
He was like jumping up in the air, getting amped up, and then he planted. Boom.
Achilles popped.

Speaker 1 And they brought out the smallest injury cart of all time for Dre, where he looked at it and he was like, I'm just going to ride shotgun. Yeah.
I'm not going to sit in the back of this thing.

Speaker 1 Give me the ox court. I'll sit up front.
The guy's got a torn Achilles, and you're like, Yeah, let's make him sit shotgun. Yeah.
Made no sense.

Speaker 1 You had a guy in some khakis sitting in the back seat, all comfortable. It's actually a zip car ambulance, and you're going to have to drive it yourself, Dre.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It was really strange, but yeah, the fucking sod father at it again.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to blame. I'm going to blame everybody.
Do it, but I'm really, I'm the the one to blame. Although.
It was tough after the game watching you just sink into the couch. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You got to steal an issue. I've been there many times.
I gave out, people aren't talking about the fact I gave out the sharpest pick of the night. No doinks.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And there were so many doink opportunities. There were no doinks.
I think there were 10 combined extra points and field goals. Not one even came close to hitting the uprights, except Moody's.

Speaker 1 If that didn't get blocked, I think that was going out the upright. But

Speaker 1 that was a bad bad extra point.

Speaker 2 That's probably the worst part if you're a a 49ers fan.

Speaker 1 Jake Moody was, well, the extra point was a pivotal, pivotal. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 That is what is going to be sticking with you the most

Speaker 2 today as you're listening.

Speaker 1 When I tell you about Jake Moody, we went a long time.

Speaker 2 If only we had one more point, we had an extra point.

Speaker 1 But it's kind of like the Ravens game when the Ravens stopped the Chiefs for the entire second half.

Speaker 1 Mahomes is so good that I am now under the assumption that whatever points he needs to get, he'll get.

Speaker 1 Like, you can play the game of they would have got, you know, they would have been up four and a field goal, they would have still been up one. She would have just found a way to score a touchdown.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Because that's Mahomes.
Like he just, if he doesn't need it, he can wait for it and get it later. It doesn't matter.
He'll get whatever he needs to get. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Also, like in fairness to Jake Moody, he did boot some long field goals today.

Speaker 1 He actually set the record for longest field goal ever in the Super Bowl, which I can't, I don't see that record being broken anytime soon.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he set the longest field goal for the shortest amount of time. Yeah, it was what, like 15 minutes of real time?

Speaker 1 No, it was like an hour because it was first half, second half, but

Speaker 1 it was a quick amount of time that Harrison Bucker then broke his record by one single yard. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 By the way, I just got a little hot flash because I thought someone commented, I posted that Troy Aikman tweet on my Instagram and someone's like, it's fake.

Speaker 1 So I went to try to make sure I didn't get duped. It's real and he now has 12,000 quote tweets.
Oh, Jesus.

Speaker 1 Yes. No, that's a real tweet.
I remember when he put that out. Yeah.
And I was thinking to myself, like, watch out, Troy. That happened so fast.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Patrick Mahomes has a better career than Trey Eikman. No offense to Troy Aikman, but it's just a fact.
Like, he's played six years.

Speaker 1 All right. 49ers.

Speaker 1 First of all, credit to the 49ers. They fought harder than the Philadelphia Eagles.
They took the Chiefs to overtime.

Speaker 1 I would say that this 49ers team is better than last year's Philadelphia Eagles team. No questions asked.
Would you agree, Max? Overtime.

Speaker 1 No. It went to overtime.
Overtime. Did you get overtime?

Speaker 1 We didn't have a chance to win the game at the end. The Niners did.
What was the score after 60 minutes?

Speaker 1 Huh?

Speaker 1 What do you mean the Niners had a chance to win the game at the end?

Speaker 1 What? Well, the Niners kicked a field goal when they could have scored a touchdown. Right.

Speaker 1 But after 60 minutes of the end, we didn't get the ball back. Okay.
What was the score?

Speaker 1 The Niners didn't get the ball back either, but they played so well for the beginning of the game that they were able to go to overtime.

Speaker 1 But they didn't get a chance to win the game. The Eagles didn't get a chance to win the game.
The Niners did. They did have a chance.

Speaker 2 Playing in the game is a chance to win the game.

Speaker 1 That's a great point, Hank. Oh, my God.
No, I mean, you guys are talking about overtime. I'm talking about we didn't get the ball back.

Speaker 1 You guys did. Because of a holding call, we didn't get the ball back, and they got the holding call.
We didn't.

Speaker 1 They got the call. We didn't.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 it was tied when the Chiefs were driving at the end. I don't care.
The Niners were up when the Chiefs were driving at the end. Therefore, that's why it went to overtime.
You were tied.

Speaker 1 You didn't get the ball back. The Niners were up.

Speaker 1 They lost the game. It was overtime.
The thing about that is, though, they lost the football game.

Speaker 1 No, the thing about that is the Niners didn't get a chance to get the ball back either because there were seconds. They had a chance and they kicked a field goal.
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 Overtime. Jalen Hurts was scoring touchdowns.
Okay. That's when I said I would have sucked his dick.
Yeah. Except for the pick six or the fumble six.
Wait, what?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he did say he'd suck chilling her dick. All right, let's go.
I have to remind people of that.

Speaker 1 Everyone else forgot about it until Max just. That was good.
No, no, it's good that we got that back on record.

Speaker 1 Well, and that he was playing great football. That's what I'm saying.
Okay, let's talk about the Niners. Forget about the Eagles.
They clearly finished third in the,

Speaker 1 if you had to power rank these last two seasons, Chiefs number one, Niners two,

Speaker 1 Eagles third. Probably, yeah.
Yeah. And that's how we decide these season.

Speaker 1 I might put the Lions second

Speaker 1 in their championship game loss to the 49ers. Yeah, by the way, speaking of the Lions, real quick, Detroit Johnson said right before the game, this shit just makes me more hungry for next season.

Speaker 1 We should be on that field. Love that.
That's good. That's the right mentality to have.
Yes. All right.
So the San Francisco 49ers,

Speaker 1 they didn't play bad.

Speaker 1 They made a couple key mistakes that left Mahomes in the game. But I do think

Speaker 1 if you had to say one thing that

Speaker 1 I would point to,

Speaker 1 taking the ball in overtime was a huge huge mistake i think kyle did that out of just force of habit because you always take the ball in overtime right right and we said when we talked about this rule changing we're i think within like two seconds we're like wait so you want to actually kick off in overtime correct because then you know exactly how many points you have to get in order to win or tie the game or whatever the case you know the scenario in front of you right and the niners won the coin toss they won the coin toss tails never fails in overtime yep And

Speaker 1 what happened was Kyle said after the game, like, I wasn't doing it because my defense was tired. Uh-oh.
Because that was the

Speaker 1 out that he had. That was everyone said that, like, oh, and I didn't buy it at the time because I don't know how you could say your defense was tired when the Chiefs had the ball for like two minutes.

Speaker 1 And also, you just got the end of the game and then the coin toss and all that. I think everybody was probably.
Pretty well recovered at that point.

Speaker 1 He said that he wanted the opportunity to get the ball back and score If the 49ers had scored and Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs had also scored, then the Niners would get the ball back and have an opportunity to win.

Speaker 1 But I still,

Speaker 1 he was doing a lot of fast-forwarding, which still doesn't make a ton of sense to me because, under the new overtime rules, which I love, by the way, in the playoffs, the fact that you get both teams get a chance,

Speaker 1 if the Niners had scored a touchdown, the Chiefs could have scored a touchdown and gone for two, and I think they probably would have. Yeah.
End the game right there. True.

Speaker 1 Because then when it does become sudden death, you're right.

Speaker 1 like having the ball the next team to have the ball it is a huge advantage because it's like the old overtime rules where if you kick a field goal or the old old overtime rules where if you kick a field goal the game's over we're gonna say hank

Speaker 1 we glossed over at one point i why was there a clock yeah no no hank's right i like i have not they need it just for the play clock and like i don't know the only reason i can think of to have the game clock there is none well the only reason i can think of is to give the teams a break at a certain point.

Speaker 1 I mean, they had it in the Super Bowl in the overtime with the Patriots and the Falcons. But that was

Speaker 1 the old rules, right? Yeah, but it still doesn't matter. Yeah, it still doesn't matter.
It still doesn't matter if you, like, why would if it's sudden death, you shouldn't have a clock, right?

Speaker 1 I think it's not. It actually matters.
It actually is dumber to have it in sudden death.

Speaker 1 I think it matters because the NFL needs to make money on commercials if it does get to the end of that quarter. Also, it would be really weird if we didn't have a clock.

Speaker 1 Think about how weird that'd be. Remember the Jacoby Jones play, Baltimore, Denver? That went to double overtime.
We almost had double overtime. Yeah, we almost had double overtime.

Speaker 1 But so

Speaker 1 back to

Speaker 1 taking the ball first. It makes no sense because under the new rules, each team gets to possess the ball at least once.

Speaker 1 And if you're the second team to possess the ball, you have all the knowledge of what the first team did, whether it be a field goal, a punt, a touchdown, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 And we saw it instantly when the Chiefs had to go for it on fourth and one at their own 34.

Speaker 1 If it was fourth and one at your own 34 to start overtime, there's a chance you could punt it and be like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 Because if you get the ball first and you're faced with a fourth and one and you don't convert it, they can just turn around, kick a field goal, super bowl over. It makes no sense for him to

Speaker 1 take the ball there.

Speaker 1 And it proved to be true because you had the Niners settle for a field goal and the Chiefs have, knowing that they have to score here, knowing they have to score a touchdown to win the game, but they can at least get a field goal, they used their fourth downs.

Speaker 1 Like they said, there was no punting. There was no, it was like, this is it.
We have to go. We have to win the game right here.
I think that's what lost in the game.

Speaker 1 Like, I know, you know, if Mahomes gets the ball first, he might score a touchdown, and then you don't, you know, whatever. It go a million ways.

Speaker 1 But I would always want to go second in this situation because let's say Mahomes did score a touchdown.

Speaker 1 You have to go score a touchdown. What are you going to do? You're going to go for two to not give Mahomes the ball back.
And what was the yardage on the field goal that the 49ers attempted?

Speaker 1 They were pretty close to the end zone. They were very close to the end zone.
So they picked a 27-yarder. Yeah, so a 27-yarder, they would have gone for that and tried to get a touchdown.

Speaker 1 It would have been the exact opposite scenario that we're looking at right now. Correct.
The exact opposite scenario would have happened if they had opted to kick the ball off instead of receiving it.

Speaker 1 No one can explain it to me. And

Speaker 1 even our friend Sam Schwartzey was trying to explain to me in real time that it's obviously the odds are different than college overtime, because essentially it is college overtime, but it's different because it's a full field.

Speaker 1 So it's like you're not already in the red zone. You're not already in field goal range.
But it is like the percentages are obviously very different.

Speaker 1 And playing into the fact that if you match score for score, you then get the sudden death next possession. But still.
I'd always want to know what I have to do after seeing what the other team did.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So all the information is so much better, and being able to make all your decisions based on what they did first.
Yes, and we saw it happen exactly like that. And we said the same thing.

Speaker 1 At the time, hindsight, we were arguing about it literally the minute the coin toss happened. We're like, why the fuck would you take the ball first? Yeah, so

Speaker 1 shout out to memes for reminding us of this. CBS Sports Chair Sean McManus said that the NFL has alerted them that the game will go to two overtimes.
You pay $2.1 billion. You get double overtime.

Speaker 1 They tried.

Speaker 1 They tried. CBS tried to pull that one one past us.
But yeah, it's very clear. You get the ball in

Speaker 1 like the regular season for that overtime. In the playoffs, you kick the ball off overtime.
Do you think they coached that, though? They should have.

Speaker 1 They should have. He said.

Speaker 1 He said that they talked it over. They met with their analytics guys, and they said that this is the way that they're going to go.
So they did have that prepared. And they just...
They fucked it up.

Speaker 1 Like, I just don't. How do the analytics add up for that? So to me, maybe that makes makes no sense.
Kyle might have just been like... Because there's no time.
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 There's a good chance Kyle at that podium was like, I fucked it up.

Speaker 2 Blame it on A. I fucked it up.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say I talked with the nerds. I'm going to blame the nerds for this one.
And don't get me wrong, I would suck Jalen Hurts dick for Kyle Shanahan as a head coach.

Speaker 1 Like, he's a great, great head coach, but you have to start talking.

Speaker 1 We have to talk about his record in the Super Bowls because he has the biggest blown lead in Super Bowl history when he was the offensive coordinator, which isn't all on him.

Speaker 1 The defense obviously gave up some points. And then he blew a 10-point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 54.

Speaker 1 That's the second largest blown lead. And then this ties, obviously, with that, a 10-point lead, second-largest blown lead for Kyle Shanahan.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Three Super Bowls as an OCN head coach, three double-digit leads. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's brutal. Hank, the only thing that I can understand, and people keep saying this, is like, when you get the third possession, now it's sudden death.

Speaker 1 That's it, though. Like, the Chiefs would have gone for two if they had to.

Speaker 1 Do you think the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 I think it only makes more sense because the 49ers' defense was tired.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but he said that that wasn't the reason. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It makes no, like, it just makes no sense. And the 49ers.
I actually, I do think that the Chiefs would go for two. Yeah, I do too.
What would you rather do? I would go for two.

Speaker 1 Like, end it right up a field goal and losing the Super Bowl or getting two yards with Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 After Jake Moody has already hit a 56-yarder, it's like that's pretty quickly you're in field goal range. And I guess you could, like,

Speaker 1 would the Chiefs, if they had gotten into a fourth down situation in the red zone, kicked a field goal there? Probably, depending on like if it was fourth and I don't know, more than five. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But still,

Speaker 1 they went for fourth down right away as the drive started.

Speaker 1 The Niners, though, like Brock Purdy was fine. I don't think he was bad at all.
Like, I thought he played a pretty good game. He actually played a really good first half.
The like Niners as a whole,

Speaker 1 I I can't point to one thing and say, like, yeah, the fumble was really bad. Chris McCaffrey's fumble going in in the first drive of the game, and obviously the punt muff.

Speaker 1 But other than that, like they played really well, and Patrick Mahomes is just Patrick Mahomes. They kind of stopped, they stopped getting pressure on Mahomes a little bit.

Speaker 1 They dialed it up pretty good at the start. Yeah, Bosa and Chase Young were fine.
Chase Young and Bosa were great in the first half, and Bosa had a couple plays in the second half, too.

Speaker 1 But the pass rush, it wasn't making it uncomfortable at all. So Mahomes would like drift out, find a guy, or at at least just escape with no, no real damage done.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And, but yeah, I wouldn't say that the 49ers, like, there's not, there's not anything you can point to and be like, this was a major fuck-up for them. Christian McCaffrey did accept overtime.

Speaker 1 Christian McCaffrey wasn't great, but he had some nice plays. He still ended up with 80 yards receiving, which is pretty good.
80 yards rushing.

Speaker 1 Obviously, not like the yards per carry that you'd want.

Speaker 1 Kittle was, I think Kittle was injured. He also was blocking a lot.
He was blocking a ton. They didn't really look for him that much.

Speaker 1 He made one nice catch, but

Speaker 1 I think he dislocated his shoulder at the end. Yeah, they had the great trick play with Juwan Jennings.
That was a heart attack.

Speaker 1 Game manager. That's what they're saying about Juwan Jennings.
Juan Jennings, he was in line to maybe win Super Bowl MVP there for a second. That would have been wild if he went Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Wild. But he had a touchdown catch and a touchdown throw.

Speaker 2 We had a good catch or no catch with

Speaker 2 US shit at the end.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Dez Bryant did say that wasn't a catch, which was very funny.
But yeah, I don't... Like, it's got to be very painful for Niners fans because you're sitting there like, we didn't play bad.

Speaker 1 We just let Patrick Mahomes end the game. Yeah.
We let Patrick Mahomes have the ball to end the game. And it's like, if you ask Niners fans,

Speaker 1 what's the one thing you're so deathly afraid of? It's Patrick Mahomes having the ball to end the game.

Speaker 1 And they almost ended the game in regulation.

Speaker 1 The snap, the center for, he's a very good center. I think it's Creed Humphrey, was so low all night.
And I think it's been like that all year. So maybe Mahomes just used to it.

Speaker 1 But that final play in regulation, Mahomes had Rashid Rice over the middle, but because I think the snap and he was already maybe thinking I'm going to go to Kelsey, that didn't work out.

Speaker 1 But like, yeah, the Niners, it sucks. And now you're looking at the Niners, and it's not up there with like the Bills' heartbreak because nothing can be the Bills for Super Bowls for years.

Speaker 1 But the last five years, the San Francisco 49ers have have lost in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 2020, they all got injured and they didn't make the playoffs. 2021, they had the dropped interception in the NFC championship game that would have taken them to another Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 2022, they had the Brock Purdy injury in the NFC Championship game. Otherwise, I think they dust the Chiefs.
Yeah, 2023, they lost Super Bowl. They have been,

Speaker 1 besides the Kansas City Chiefs, consistently the best team in football, and they have nothing to show for it. Yeah, Patrick Mahomes, thief of joy for so many other teams, so many other fan bases.

Speaker 1 Brutal. It is tough.
It sucks. I'm actually glad that my team's not competitive right now because it would suck way worse to just be really good and never win.

Speaker 1 We should punt on it. Yeah, if you suck and don't win, yeah, no shit, we suck.
I didn't ever think I was going to win.

Speaker 1 But if you're good and Mahomes just caves your face in year after year, that's tough. It's a great time to be tanking.
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 1 Congrats, boys. We planned it perfectly.
Yeah. But he did it again.
He did it again.

Speaker 1 I love, I love after the game's over when they bring the owner on stage and they give the trophy to him first. Clark Hunt.
And Clark Hunt, all-time nerd move by Clark Hunt.

Speaker 1 He was wearing

Speaker 1 the ear protectors. What are they called? Just the ear plugs.
Earplugs. And

Speaker 1 they handed him the trophy. He hands it over to Mahomes.
They give it to Kelsey. Kelsey gets on the microphone and he leads them in a chant of Fight for Your Right to Party.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 And the owner of the Chiefs. First song I ever heard at a strip club.
Nice. That's a good one.
With earplugs in, starts lightly singing along to Fight for Your Right to Party.

Speaker 1 It was just a touching scene all around. Yeah.
This guy definitely fucks. Yeah.

Speaker 2 There was a report that came out, which I don't know if I fully believe or not, that Travis Kelsey made the team cry

Speaker 2 the night before. The night before.

Speaker 1 Do you believe that? Yeah. He gave the biggest pump-up speech ever.
I also, he was toying with, like, people were saying he might retire. Why would you retire?

Speaker 1 Because Travis Kelsey proved it yet again. Like, he, again, back to like what the Chiefs were the regular season.
He wasn't, that wasn't his best regular season.

Speaker 1 Everyone's like, ooh, is he getting old? Some drops. He was incredible in the playoffs.
Yeah, he took a note out of Billy Football's page and actually ran somebody over.

Speaker 1 He'll run you over in the Super Bowl. Yeah.
They said that he reached his top speed running this year. He got up to like almost 20 miles per hour on that catch where he almost got in the end zone.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That could have changed the game right there because it looked like he was going to score.
He was getting downhill and it was a big hit from the defensive back that knocked him out.

Speaker 1 But yeah, I guess he got better all the way up until the very end of the game. Yeah.
And so I don't know what else.

Speaker 1 I mean, mean, Andy Reid, he's going to be starting to creep into that GOAT conversation as well. He's got three.
He's halfway there.

Speaker 1 I guess you could say the same thing with Andy Reid. And, well, no, because Andy Reid only lost to Belichick once in a championship game, right?

Speaker 1 Because Brady, obviously, the 2-0 Brady over Mahomes is the Super Bowl as well. But he lost in the Super Bowl.
He did lose in the Super Bowl. That's true.
Okay, so you have those true Trump cards.

Speaker 1 Listen, it's not a competition.

Speaker 2 I think it's different eras. The Patriots are the best team of their era.
The Chiefs are the best team of this era. When the Chiefs played the Patriots, the Patriots won.

Speaker 2 But yeah, hats off to them, I guess.

Speaker 2 Good team.

Speaker 1 People approach the MJ LeBron debate the same way. It's two eras.
Yeah, two eras. They debate it.
Well,

Speaker 1 they played with Jake LeBron. LeBron is watching so much in

Speaker 1 the finals.

Speaker 2 Did MJ and LeBron ever play against each other in the playoffs?

Speaker 1 I don't believe so. Yeah, and it helps that the Brady and the Patriots were at the end of their run.
So So you can't even do the like, you know,

Speaker 1 somebody who's 40 plus.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 1 Smoked him. Yeah.
Twice.

Speaker 1 That's fair. You put me in my place.

Speaker 1 It's a pretty big Trump card. I would say that Mahomes would have to win one more than Brady to actually be able to give him that tie break.

Speaker 2 Yeah, he's almost halfway there. So that's impressive.

Speaker 1 I feel bad for Kyle Shanahan. He's a great coach.
He's a great coach. He's a great, great coach.
And he now just, like, until he wins one, this will be his story. There's nothing you can really

Speaker 1 can't say anything about it.

Speaker 2 It's just crazy how fun of an offseason and how easy it would be to flip narratives and do storylines that the Chiefs had lost.

Speaker 2 And it's vice versa for the 49ers, how much brutal it is because you just have to go through an offseason of hell, even though you were so close to winning a championship.

Speaker 2 And all you're just going to get is hate. And Shanahan's just going to have to deal with headlines and naysayers and stuff.
And it's like,

Speaker 2 you coached a good game. Brock Purdy played a good game that

Speaker 2 you had a freak injury. You had the coin toss.
That was stupid. But

Speaker 2 they're just going to have to hear it all offseason.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's the worst part.
There's nothing you can do about it. There's nothing you can do about it.
It's just going to have also,

Speaker 1 what a cucked moment for any Raiders fan that was watching on TV. Having John Elway walk the Lombardi trophy in on your on your field

Speaker 1 up to the podium to give away. Like, you should hire anybody except John Elway.
Yeah, I mean, we said it with the Super Bowl storylines.

Speaker 1 It was the worst possible matchup for the Raiders and the fact that it was the Chiefs and the team they used to be a rival with and share, you know, a region with.

Speaker 1 And then they added John Elway on top of it. Yeah, John Elway was a sprinkle on top.

Speaker 1 It was.

Speaker 1 Where would you guys rank it in Super Bowls? Like, it was, it started, it was a weird game to start. It felt like we had a million punts, none of them touchbacks.

Speaker 1 So close. That sucks so close.

Speaker 2 We had two.

Speaker 1 We had two. They were very close.

Speaker 1 We were fueling the ball at like the nine yard line the eight yard line one put your heels on the ten it was so close but it was it was a weird game to start and then it kind of became an instant classic like overtime in the super bowl you can't there's nothing you can complain about with that yeah the second half was one of the best halves of super bowl it was it was basically the ray ray mcloud uh muffed you know or fumble That was like when the game just woke up.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the game became awesome. The first half, not that fun to watch.
Nothing really cool happened. Feeling each other out.
Yeah. Well, I guess that Jawan Jennings touchdown past McKenzie.

Speaker 1 That was sick. That was pretty sick.
Yeah. It was very sick.
So we've now had three in a row,

Speaker 1 decided by exactly three points. Oh, wow.
Rams over Bengals by three. Last year, Chiefs, and this year, Chiefs.

Speaker 1 I did. If we went back and looked at the Schwami, when I asked him to do a Schwami, I was like, 25-22.
So we're that close. Very close.
If he had said 25-22, it would have been...

Speaker 1 Great, great clip. All right.
Other things about the game that we missed or didn't talk about.

Speaker 1 A lot of Taylor Swift.

Speaker 2 A lot of it.

Speaker 1 A lot of it. What would you say was the Box of the Night? Because she had Ice Spice.
She had, who's it, Blake Lively?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I believe so. Yeah, she said the F-word.
Blake Lively said the F-word.

Speaker 1 Taylor Swift chugged a beer in front of all the kids who are watching at home trying, you know, I don't know why we have to expose them to alcohol during NFL games, but Taylor Swift still chugged a beer.

Speaker 1 The official NFL account tweeted out. That's disgusting.
The official, okay, so now the NFL is comfortable promoting alcohol. Binge drinking.
Interesting.

Speaker 1 I I would actually say Box of the Night goes to Jay-Z

Speaker 1 and Jack,

Speaker 1 Twitter Jack, Jack in the Box. Yeah.
There was also a Las Vegas box that had like Jimmy Kimmel, Carrot Top,

Speaker 1 your

Speaker 1 great teammate.

Speaker 1 By the way, Carrot Top, one thing I learned from him when we were doing the dozen, you would not expect this from Carrot Top. He is the best-smelling man.
in show business. Oh, wow.

Speaker 1 He smells incredible. Patchoula, right? It's kind of like Petrol.

Speaker 1 He's got like this custom oil that he gets for himself, and he doesn't like to tell people, he told me, but he doesn't like to tell people what it is because he doesn't want people walking around smelling like him.

Speaker 1 He smells fake. Also, Nick Turani, with maybe the meanest jab of all time at me, I walked in with Carrotop when he was getting ready to be our teammate, and Nick came up to me.

Speaker 1 He had that smirk on his face when he was about to say something hilarious that you're not going to like. He was like, wow, PFT, it's like looking into your future.
Ooh. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But that's not a bad future. Good

Speaker 1 guy. Caratop's worth $70 million.
Thank you, Nick. Is he actually? Yeah.
Yeah. Holy shit.
Good for Carrotop. Yeah.
And he's jacked. Well, yeah,

Speaker 1 he's pretty jacked now. He's pretty jacked.

Speaker 1 The commercials I don't really care for.

Speaker 1 The

Speaker 2 Brady athletic Matt Damon one was great.

Speaker 1 The Dunk Kings. Also, the Arnold Schwarzenegger one was good.
That was just ripped off from The Simpsons, though.

Speaker 1 That was when they had Rainier Wolfcastle try to say up and at him, but he kept saying up and at them. They might have done it on purpose.

Speaker 1 Okay, great commercial. Yeah, great commercial.
Commercials at Super Bowl commercials, because we see them all beforehand.

Speaker 1 They basically just exist for Darren Revelle to complain about Super Bowl commercials not being good anymore.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the Paramount Plus one when he throws Hey Arnold with Creed playing was great, but it came out like a week and a half ago. Right.

Speaker 1 Like, if I saw that for the first time,

Speaker 2 I would be blown away.

Speaker 1 Right. I liked the Scientology commercial.
I was glad to see them make an appearance.

Speaker 1 That would rock if all the Swifties got into Scientology. I wouldn't be surprised.
That's a Corsla Chill Train. Yeah,

Speaker 1 featuring you guys plugged in.

Speaker 1 Yep. In the digital version.
Extended cut. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We were on there.

Speaker 2 Jesus fucking living large.

Speaker 1 Yeah, what was up with Jesus?

Speaker 2 He's got cake.

Speaker 1 Jesus got a great marketing team.

Speaker 2 He's got mad money.

Speaker 1 And he's really into feet. Jesus is a foot guy.
Oh, did you guys see Kanye's commercial? That was

Speaker 1 Mark. I liked that one.
Yeah, it was hilarious. I didn't see that one.
All right, I'll play for you.

Speaker 1 It was, yeah, it was actually like the perfect Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 he basically did a Super Bowl commercial that if we ever bought a Super Bowl commercial, that's exactly what we would do. So it's just a cell phone video.
And this is my commercial.

Speaker 1 And since we spent all the money on the commercial spot, we actually didn't spend any money on the actual commercial. And it just goes, it's just a cell phone video in his car.
I like that.

Speaker 1 That's a great commercial. We also had.
Say what you want about Kanye West, but the Super Bowl commercial. The Super Bowl commercial.
We also had J.J.

Speaker 1 Watt use the Super Bowl to try out his new hairdo.

Speaker 1 He was aware. He was very aware.
He did tweet about it saying, if anyone is ever wondering if people would notice your new hairdo, they do.

Speaker 1 He was trying to bring back boy band. I don't know what he was doing.

Speaker 2 Maybe you saw a guy Fieri.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
He did somebody pointed that. Somebody pointed at him and said, it looks like Derek from Sum 41.

Speaker 1 That's pretty much the perfect description. He basically was like, you know what? I'm going to do what no one's done in a long time.

Speaker 1 I'm going to get like a shitload of axe body spray and the axe clay and do the, oh, my hair is kind of messed up. What? Yeah.
I just rolled out of bed and got there.

Speaker 1 Listen, listen, JJ understands he made a mistake. The best, what you got to do, you got to self-scout, you got to watch the tape, you come back with something better.

Speaker 1 At least it wasn't Greg Olson's jacket. That's true.
Nothing's as bad as that. Oh, that was awful.
It would have rocked if Berman had showed up with like a mullet, like a full head of hair. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hopefully, Tony Romo won't still be announcing next time the CBS has the Super Bowl. I have a feeling that he might not be.
Yeah. Because they said 2028.
They said,

Speaker 1 I think Jim Nance said, I love you to Tony Romo. Sounded like he was going to have him killed afterwards.
Yeah. Kiss him death.
Tony Romo,

Speaker 1 he just doesn't. And we were the first to this take, so credit to us because I think everyone agrees with us at this point.
He doesn't add any substance anymore. And it's like...

Speaker 1 And he makes weird noises. He was singing into commercial.
He just says obvious things and he misses obvious things too. Remember that the Chiefs fumble that they just never mentioned?

Speaker 1 That was crazy. The like forward pass almost that Pacheco threw.

Speaker 1 He also, Tony Romo kind of does it how I would do a game without any preparation, which is like Jim Nance narrates the play and then Tony Romo narrates the play again,

Speaker 1 except with like more inflection and weird grunting noises. Right.
And he didn't like, I mean, it's hard to criticize Mahomes, but that's your job. That interception for Mahomes is a bad play.

Speaker 1 And he was just like, ah, he just felt the pressure.

Speaker 2 He also was just making like he was hoping for things to happen.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 As the replay started to show up, he said, now watch this guy's hand coming, and the hand just never came.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
What's up with the replays that were triggered by the booth that didn't happen? Because there were a couple times.

Speaker 1 If I was a Chiefs fan and they lost that game, I would be furious about it because there was the Ushek catch, which was close, but they didn't even look at it a second time. Then there was

Speaker 1 the first down that was, I think it was Pacheco got tackled, and he pretty clearly got to the line.

Speaker 1 It was close, but he was at the line. They kept the spot a full yard behind, and they didn't look at it.
And then there was the other first down in overtime where they had to go fourth and one.

Speaker 1 By the way, the Chiefs, I'll tell you what, the only thing they could do that would make them better is stop being cowards and let Patrick Mahomes do a sneak every now and then.

Speaker 1 They haven't done one since he broke his kneecap against Denver, however many years ago. But it's crazy they don't don't even have that play because

Speaker 1 there was a couple times just like, all right, it's third and one. They're going to run it and it's probably going to get blown up.
It's like, you just do it.

Speaker 1 Jake, are you going to criticize Tony Romo with us?

Speaker 1 No. Okay.
Oh, you are. I mean, I understand what you're saying with the lack of substance in some phrases.

Speaker 1 Okay, that was Jake running in on Tony Romo. I understand.
We're going to clip that. Jake goes off on Tony Romo.
Jake, you want to take that back? That was insane, dude. Holy shit.

Speaker 1 You just fucking eviscerated him. I thought Nance was great.
Yep. I thought Noah Eagle and Nickelodeon was great.
You listened to that? I watched some clips.

Speaker 1 There was a great clip on the Nick broadcast when they had the streaker that ran across the field. By the way,

Speaker 1 I'm going to die on this hill. If you're a streaker and you're not nude, you're not a streaker.
No.

Speaker 1 You just got lost from going to the waste management. You're an enemy combatant.
Hank's doppelgager. You are an enemy combatant at that point, and you deserve to be killed.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you're going to streak, take your clothes off, get arrested, get kicked out of the stadium, slap on the wrist. If you just interrupt the game and you're wearing pants, you're not a streaker.

Speaker 1 That's stolen value. You should do that.

Speaker 1 You need to, if you do that route, you need to get into the huddle. Yeah.
Then I'll give you credit. Or like take the ball, run to the end zone.
Yeah. Do something weird with it.

Speaker 1 But on the Knicks broadcast, they had, I think it was Larry the Lobster, shirtless, as the streaker running across the field oh that's cool that was cool uh by the way we got a new breaking breaking news

Speaker 1 yeah breaking new moves sorry

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Speaker 1 I think it's the

Speaker 1 smallest stadium to host a Super Bowl in terms of capacity.

Speaker 1 It's a very intimate stadium. It is.
Very intimate.

Speaker 2 I have been saying it to you guys, but I think we're going to be in a world where Vegas is going to be hosting a lot more Super Bowls after being there this week.

Speaker 1 So

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Speaker 1 Okay, so Vegas. Hank, you think they're going to have the Super Bowl in Vegas every year now?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 2 if not every year, like it'll be once every two years or once every three years. It will get a more frequent rotation than any other stadium.

Speaker 1 I think it's going to be right in there with New Orleans, Miami, Vegas.

Speaker 1 You're right. Like it'll probably want to do more of it.
It was a crazy week, especially like Friday and Saturday in Vegas.

Speaker 2 Yeah, the numbers haven't come out yet. I'm sure it'll take a week or a few days or whatever, but there's going to be the amount of money that was spent in Las Vegas this past week will break everyone

Speaker 1 ever done. Everyone won because they bet the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 And also went to the Tunnel of Chaos. Yeah, we should talk about the Tunnel of Chaos real quick.

Speaker 1 And we should also just put a disclaimer that I understand some people are like, we don't want to hear a story about how guys who have money just got more money. I get that.
Agree. Yes.

Speaker 1 But we went to the Tunnel of Chaos, and you're probably saying to yourself, what the hell is the Tunnel of Chaos?

Speaker 1 Well, here's what the Tunnel of Chaos is: it is the Red Rock Casino in Las Vegas, probably about 25 minutes outside of downtown Vegas. Dana White's home turf.
You say how much money you want.

Speaker 1 To what extent. And somehow it happened.
We were talking about it at the dinner table before we go in. We're like, it's just a culture of winning inside the Tunnel of Chaos.

Speaker 1 So it's not that much dissimilar from the Patriot way. Yeah.
Where you go in the building, they do things a little bit differently there. You know, like you eat your humble pie.
You do your job.

Speaker 1 And so your job is to tell Dana White how much money you want to win. Yeah.
And in reality, like any gambling, you can lose. And that is exactly what happens for me all the time.

Speaker 1 The Tunnel of Chaos. So

Speaker 1 it's Dana White basically is like, I want my friends to have a good time. So I will play blackjack for them with my money.
And then the minute you are up, you just stand up and walk out. Yep.

Speaker 1 So we went like nine of us in a row, sit down, one-on-one blackjack. I did not even touch my cards.
Dana White played for me.

Speaker 1 And I was like, yeah, I want to win $20,000. And he's like, okay, played three hands, won $20,000, stood up, walked away.
It's pretty great.

Speaker 1 I mean, again, it's his money, so it's like, he, like, it is gambling.

Speaker 2 Well, it's Dave's money, too.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's like, yeah, it's Dave's money. Dave was using his money for us, too.
But

Speaker 1 that was the big wrinkle that's like, oh, this is not real life because you've got to know Dana White. Yeah.
And be friends with Dana White.

Speaker 2 And it's a one-on-one setup. Everyone's watching you.
But going in, they're like, all right, you say how much money you want to win, but basically that's your bet.

Speaker 2 And it's 30 grand maximum. So if you want to win more than that, you have to play multiple hands.
But for me, who only had a few thousand dollars, I was like, all right, you know, high roller.

Speaker 2 I'll say I want to win a thousand because that way I can at least play two or three hands because and then I'll be out.

Speaker 2 But in the heat of the tunnel of chaos, Dave won, you won, PFT won, and then Dave was like, Hank, you're next. And I I sat down and Dave just put two $5,000 chips down.
So I was like, all right,

Speaker 2 I guess I'm trying to win 10 grand. Right.
Played one hand, pushed, played a second hand, won, stood up, walked away.

Speaker 1 $10,000. It really was the tunnel of chaos.

Speaker 1 Again, not real life because you have to know Dana White. But more than anything, it was a reminder that gambling and winning with your friends is the best feeling.
Like it was camaraderie.

Speaker 1 It was hype circle. There was a hype circle going on.
I stepped up. I missed the dudes.

Speaker 1 I put down my first bet for $10,000, and then Dana grabbed my cards.

Speaker 1 And then that hand lost. Second time it comes out, he's like, play two hands.
I was like, okay, I'll play two hands. And he reached out for my cards.

Speaker 1 I grabbed my cards from Dana, like, I'm going to play them. And then I thought to myself, like, why am I, I'm going to let Dana do this

Speaker 1 show. Double down on one of them.
Now I got. 25 grand in my pocket.
Yeah. And I'm like, this is not real life.

Speaker 2 Dana is a legend. I think people listening, because even in conversations I've had with my friends, it just pisses them off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, and I understand that 100% because it's like a shitty story to be like, yeah, we just all won money, but it was more about the camaraderie and the fact the Tunnel of Chaos is the coolest thing to say.

Speaker 2 I personally will never stop thinking about the Tunnel of Chaos.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 The vibes were on

Speaker 2 all-time high, and it was one of the

Speaker 2 craziest and most fun experiences I've ever had.

Speaker 1 It's not even the gambling for me.

Speaker 1 It's like a retired NFL player, like, I miss the locker room. Yeah.
I missed the boys. Yeah, the boys were going to be.
I missed the boys.

Speaker 1 I I got to put my hand up, which I ironically didn't do after I won my hand. Yeah, I'm still waiting.
This is here. Give it to me.
This is two. There we go.
That made for two.

Speaker 1 Made for two videos in a row where I accidentally left Big Cat hanging on the moon. One was, I think, after the Chili's three-point shootout, which I didn't see.

Speaker 1 I got pulled away as Big Cat was reaching out for the dap up. After I hit my hand in the Tunnel of Chaos, I blacked out.
I just blacked out because I'm like, fuck, this is awesome.

Speaker 1 I grabbed Dana's shoulders, shake him around a little bit. I dap up somebody next to me.
I didn't see you reaching out for it. I had tunnel vision in the tunnel of chaos.

Speaker 1 People are saying, and I'll take some ownership. They're saying that my high-fives are too high for you.
That's not the case. That's what people were saying.
That's not the case.

Speaker 1 They were saying that it's too high up there. I got to bring them down low to my level.
I'm an excellent leaper.

Speaker 1 I got a great version.

Speaker 1 I can get that. I can get that.
No, it's not. You can get that.
It's an eye-level thing. No.
Oh, I got to bring it. It's too high for my eye levels.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I got to bring it down to your level. I don't think that's the case as much as

Speaker 1 people are saying. you black out the tunnel of chaos.
Yeah. So it was a great, I mean, Vegas was great.

Speaker 1 I hope that it's not there every year because I like going to different cities and seven days in Vegas.

Speaker 1 I took the red eye back on Friday, which is not a red eye when you're going to Chicago. It was three hours.
So I didn't sleep. And I was just like, fuck it.

Speaker 1 I'm just going to watch Wolf of Wall Street and be like, man, I wish I was in the Tunnel of Chaos.

Speaker 1 But it was crazy to just be in Vegas and just have so many people, like famous people, NFL players, just walking around, just seeing them all. I got absolutely steamrolled by Donovan McNabb.

Speaker 1 He was walking and I was like, what's up, Donovan? Like, we've had you on the show. And he just didn't break step and was like, cool.
I was like, fuck, that

Speaker 1 sucked. We did run into Mark Davis, booked him on part of my take when we went out to dinner on Monday night.
We saw him walking through the mall, spotted him like 50 yards away.

Speaker 1 That can only be one man. That's Mark Davis.
We ran up to him. Big Cat was just like, yo, it's the guest in part of my take.
And I was like, part of my take? You're coming on the show.

Speaker 1 And he was like, yeah, I'll come on the show. So that's an official booking for Mark Davis.
He's in. On the pod.
And then you saw him again. I saw him again.
So you had a great smile. On Friday.

Speaker 1 I had a wonderful smile. On Friday, after Big Cat left,

Speaker 1 he left me with some treats. Should we keep that part in? Yeah, boomers.
Yeah, okay. So left.
Left with

Speaker 1 some fun guy. Yeah.
He was a real fun guy. And at dinner, we went out.
It was me, Hank, Memes,

Speaker 1 Max, Jeff D. Lowe, and we go out to dinner.
And I've got the things in my pocket, and I'm trying to time it out.

Speaker 1 I'm like, maybe, maybe I'll eat these pieces of chocolate right before the food gets out. And Hank is like, no, don't do that.
And I was like, it usually takes like 30, 45 minutes for it to kick in.

Speaker 1 I think I'll be okay.

Speaker 1 I eat them after we place our order. And about five, ten minutes later, I start to get this feeling like, oh, this is a lot more than I thought it was going to be.

Speaker 1 I was looking at you guys, and you looked AI to me. You looked like your faces were like like made out of clay.
You were so smooth.

Speaker 2 Bitcat also gave them in like a snack bag. Yeah, a snack bag.

Speaker 1 And on the side of it,

Speaker 1 it gave recommended doses. Like my fanny pack.

Speaker 1 But it was all broken up, so it was harder to

Speaker 2 just like a choose your own adventure.

Speaker 1 Well, it gave recommended doses. It was like light dose, one to three pieces.
Medium dose, four to six pieces. Heavy dose, nine to whatever it was.
So I took three.

Speaker 1 I think the official thing was you want to see the walls melt. Yeah, yeah.
So

Speaker 1 I took three, which I thought was a heavy, light dose, which is to me the perfect amount. Right.
That's not a heavy light dose. It's just like a pretty solid dose.
Yeah. It turns out.

Speaker 1 And I was very happy with the exception of memes. And memes just kept staring at me.
And I saw. Ah, he would be the worst.

Speaker 1 I saw what Dave saw during the stand-up where I was just like, memes, stop fucking looking at me. Like, just do anything else except look at me.
And that made memes look at me harder.

Speaker 1 And that was freaking me out. And we're supposed to have a nice little quiet night out afterwards.
Yeah. We're supposed to go to like old Vegas and hit up a dive bar with Brasillo.

Speaker 1 I got texts from Brasillo being like, Hey, we're actually over at the Encore. It's okay.
That's a little bit different than a low-key dive spot. That's where Shaq's funhouse is.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So we go over to Shaq's funhouse at the Encore in that lobby. And I walk in, it's just like massive celebrities walking past me in the brightest, most crazily colored environment possible.

Speaker 1 And I was just like, what the hell is going on right now? I was on the moon. I was in a great mood, fantastic mood.
So then Max and memes leave. And I'm like, fuck it.
I got to go find Ryan.

Speaker 1 So I started walking around. And who do I see but Big Dom? Yeah.
Right after Max left, I see Big Dom. Big Dom.
He was in Taylor's box. Yeah.
Was he really? Yeah. Damn.
Good for him.

Speaker 1 Oh, good for Jason. For Jason Kelsey.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So I see Big Dom and I'm like, fuck yeah, Big Dom. I go up to him.
Nicest guy ever. Of course.

Speaker 1 Also, everybody else that's around us at the time is like, oh, there's there's Jeff Lurie, the owner of the Eagles that's walking by. Yeah.
I see a security guard.

Speaker 1 I'm like, I want to go talk to that guy. I go talk to Big Dom, and he was the nicest dude.
He was like, he was like, yeah, great to meet you, Paisan. Thanks for having me back.

Speaker 1 He's like, you guys are the ones that have my back. I was like, yeah, we got your back, Big Dom.
Come on the pod. Big Dom agrees to come on the pods.
Love it. He will be on part of my campaign.

Speaker 1 Booked another one. Booked another one.
And it was about 30 seconds after that.

Speaker 1 Couldn't have been sooner after I left. Yeah.
When you told me that he called you a Paison, that was like,

Speaker 1 I'd pay pay a lot of money to hear Big Dom call me a Paison.

Speaker 1 I also. You suck Jalen Hurts dick.

Speaker 1 I don't know. I never said that.
I don't know why I brought that up again. It was also great.

Speaker 1 Like, I was getting on my flight, and I was obviously seven days in Vegas. It felt like shit.
Knew I was going to be on a flight, like, feel like shit, not sleep.

Speaker 1 And I just kept on getting text messages on the group text from PFT with like different celebrities. And he just had the most,

Speaker 1 like, the most I am on drugs smile of all time. Facts.
And it was, it just made made me so happy. I was like, he's having a great time.
Facts. So I get a picture with Big Dom, see Mark Davis again.

Speaker 1 And I was like, I was walking past and Brussel was next to me. And I was just like, Mark, pardon my take.
You're coming on.

Speaker 1 And he was like, what? And then I went up to him and was like, yeah, you're going to come on the pod. He's like, yeah, I agreed to it.
So he's going to be on the pod. Okay, love it.

Speaker 1 And then about five minutes later, Russell Wilson walks in. And when I tell you a man steals the show, Russell Wilson walks in with Siara, and he's got this look on his face.

Speaker 1 like he practices this look. Oh, yeah.
He's in his mind, he's walking through that casino like he's on the red carpet. He's got blue steel, like an angry blue steel look on his face.

Speaker 1 And it was the funniest thing to me in that moment that here's Russell Wilson coming in looking like a looking like a pissed-off Terminator on purpose while

Speaker 1 the halls. I just, I see him, I start cracking up as he's walking right at me.
So I turn around and I took a selfie with me and then Russ and Siara in the background walking past.

Speaker 1 And I did not tweet that one because even in my drugged out stage, I zoomed in on the picture and my eyeballs were entirely pupiled. Oh, yeah.
Entirely pupil. But it was, yeah, it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 So thank you for the boomers. Yeah, big cat.
Yeah, Vegas was fun.

Speaker 1 What were you going to say, Hank?

Speaker 2 No, I was just going to say, I didn't go with PFT after dinner. I went to the club, ended up at a roulette table with Rafe from Outer Banks at 5 a.m.

Speaker 1 Fuck yes. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Celebrities everywhere.

Speaker 1 I ended up at a blackjack table with a certain running back. I would say the best running back who's going to be a free agent coming up.

Speaker 1 And it's intimidating being at a blackjack table when someone is playing significantly more money than you.

Speaker 1 That felt, yeah. Oh, I did that with Brooks.
Brooks

Speaker 1 was there all week. Brooks.
Champion. Yeah, Brooks is a champion.
Smash. That's right.

Speaker 1 It's great seeing Brooks. I also, I don't think I told this story, but I was staying in the same hotel as Roger Goodell and Dave, so it was under Dave's name because Danielle booked it.

Speaker 1 And so it was like my room was literally Dave Portnoy. Like I was signing Dave Dave Portnoy for like like breakfast you know and

Speaker 1 I knew that Goodell was there on Tuesday I was trying to time it up he was at the gym and so at one I think Wednesday I went to the gym for like an hour just sitting there not doing anything just waiting for Goodell like I wasn't even working out

Speaker 1 like you weren't like let's kill two bird with one stones I'm in the gym I might as well work out as well no I sat at like the um the bench press machine and was did maybe like 10 reps and then just sat there for like 20 minutes and then did 10 reps.

Speaker 1 If you're in a gym, you're burning calories. Yeah, right.
So, because I just wanted to get a picture of Dave like sliding up next to Goodell like on an elliptical machine.

Speaker 1 And I kept this a secret all week until I think Thursday or Friday when we were doing our bars to a live, I said that we were tracking Roger Goodell. Like we were tracking him.

Speaker 1 I say it on Thursday. I go back to my room.
Two hours later, there's two guys standing in front of my my room and they're like, hey, we're here for a random Super Bowl check.

Speaker 1 We need to look in your room. And I was like,

Speaker 1 is that legal? Like, do I have to legally let you in? They're like, yeah. And I'm such an idiot.
I was like, okay.

Speaker 1 And I also had that like flash where I was like, I felt like I was like 15 again. I was like, I don't have drugs, but do I have drugs? I actually did.

Speaker 1 I'm thinking about that, but I think it was in my fanny pack on person. So I was good.
So, but they went in and just checked my room. They were hoping to bust you for anything.

Speaker 1 Yeah, my room's name was under Dave Portnoy and Austin, who's Dave's right-hand man, he also had a random room check on his room. His name was under Dave Portnoy as well.
Interesting.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so the NFL was all over us. What are you going to say, Max? It's like getting a random piss test

Speaker 1 after you have like a career game in the NFL. But it was the worst feeling of like, you know, when you get pulled over, you're like, I didn't do anything illegal.
Did I do something illegal? Yeah.

Speaker 1 What are you going to say, Max? I was going to say anything, but we didn't bleep out on Friday, so we already said this. Oh, we did? Because you had already talked about it on,

Speaker 1 like, we said we were going to bleep it, then you went to Barcelona Radio. Oh, we didn't bleep it out.
Okay, perfect. We didn't bleep it out.
Perfect. Perfect.
But

Speaker 1 I did not tell the story about it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because that happened after. That is the random piss test that you got from the same guy, Goodell.
And I was going to say, our Who's Back of the Week should be being bad boys again. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Being Bad Boys. Yeah, you guys were on that list.
Big Cat got a personal visit from Goodell's goons. The NFL.

Speaker 1 And then on Thursday morning, the NFL security sent out a memo to all the casinos in the area. And it was a picture at the top of myself, Hank Lockwood, and Liam, and Bubba.
Bubba. The three bad boys.

Speaker 1 And it said, per NFL security, these members have been known to cause disruptions and have a large following that can attract a large amount of people.

Speaker 1 They're not trespassing, but you should be on the lookout. What an awesome memo, Tom.
That's awesome. Awesome.
Cause disruptions. Thank you.
Thank you, Rod McDowell, for continuing to do this.

Speaker 1 The second he starts letting us into shit is the second we become way less cool. Seriously, I wouldn't, I would, like, Radio Row

Speaker 1 wouldn't be fun if we were part of the media and we're like, hey,

Speaker 1 do you wash your apples? Yeah. From like a play, like with a credential.
Yeah. Warning, be on the lookout for these, for these three rugged and hilarious individuals.
The NFL's back on us.

Speaker 1 And they also use a great picture of me. I was hoping that they were going to plant something.
That would have been a great storyline if I had just gotten arrested by the NFL. Yeah.
Planting a gun.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I would actually.

Speaker 1 That would actually be badass. If you got arrested.
If people thought I had a gun. Yeah, for gun possession.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 They would have sucked if they planted like a bunch of crumpled up tissues and like a bunch of lotion in there and took pictures of it.

Speaker 1 We found a bunch of stuff in Big Cat's room. Molly would suck.
People would be like, dude, you're 39. Yeah, my mother of three.
Molly was doing. I didn't even say weed would be cool.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 It'd be fine. But yeah, the NFL's back on our ass.

Speaker 1 It was a good week, though.

Speaker 1 I don't know if I could do Vegas

Speaker 1 every single year for the Super Bowl.

Speaker 2 I don't want to do Vegas every year for the Super Bowl. I just think that the NFL's reaction to this week is going to be we should do it more.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I would probably agree with that because I just, it was.

Speaker 2 I like cities better because Vegas is usually club or casino.

Speaker 1 And it's just constant. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I was.

Speaker 1 It's more of a bar.

Speaker 2 Like, I like, you know, New Orleans is going to be great because it's casino is an option if you want to. Yeah.
You can also just go to bars all night.

Speaker 1 You guys, you guys know this because I want it on the record for the AWLs.

Speaker 1 I lose my voice at least once a football season. I was almost losing my voice this past week, and I did the right thing.
There was one night where I went to sleep at like 9 o'clock.

Speaker 1 I told you guys, like, I got to go to sleep. I went to sleep so early.
I've never felt like such a loser that

Speaker 1 the maid service came after I got in bed to like turn down my room. Oh, yeah.
I had to get out of bed and be like, no, I'm actually already in bed. And they're like, what? Yeah, you're in Vegas.

Speaker 1 It was like 9 o'clock, but I was doing it for the AWS. I was trying to save my voice, but real big loser move by me.
No, I like it. I like it.
There were a couple nights I wanted to go to bed early.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And I was just like, you know what? It's Vegas.
Yeah. What's Vegas? I was doing it for the people.
I would have lost my voice 100%. Now, that said, I think I still love Vegas.

Speaker 1 This trip actually rekindled my love for Vegas. Again,

Speaker 1 most of that is just

Speaker 1 because the Tunnel of Chaos and the mushrooms. Yeah.
For some reason. And we had some good meals.
For some reason, Moto was incredible. Shout out the Fountain Blue guys.

Speaker 1 When I win a shitload of money and then get all the endorphins that my brain has, I tend to have a pretty good time. Yeah.
Yeah,

Speaker 2 leaving Vegas with money was great.

Speaker 1 New experience. Only because of the Tunnel of Chaos.
Yeah. Otherwise, I would have lost a lot.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I did the thing when I got home.

Speaker 1 Because I went with a significant amount of money and I came back with more money, which does not happen often. And I gave my wife

Speaker 1 the profit. And she was like, really? You lost all that money? I was like, gotcha.

Speaker 1 Fucking tunnel of chaos. I was like, yeah, yeah, that's a profit.
Yep. But I'm keeping the rest still

Speaker 1 because I'm going to lose it at some point.

Speaker 1 All right. Anything else from Vegas? It was a great Super Bowl week.
I mean, the guests were great. We got another interview coming Wednesday, by the way.
Quick programming note.

Speaker 1 I think we've alluded to this, but we are actually taking a vacation.

Speaker 1 Finally. We take vacation after football season ends.
It's been a long football season. So the plan is Wednesday, you get a regular show with all of us in studio.

Speaker 1 We have an awesome, awesome guest you guys are going to love.

Speaker 1 And Friday, we have the long-awaited Dungeon ⁇ Dragons with Tim Woods. He's back, green screen.

Speaker 2 Nick also back.

Speaker 1 Nick also back. Awesome.
Maybe our best one, I would say. And then, so we're going, we're leaving on Wednesday for vacation.
We're coming back. I'm coming back Monday night.

Speaker 1 So Sunday's show will be, the first part of it will be Zoom. And then we have an hour and a half NBA preview with Ryan Rossillo.
So we have, we made sure we took care of the listeners.

Speaker 1 We're taking vacation, but we're not leaving.

Speaker 1 We're not leaving you. There will be new content coming out on all the regular show days.

Speaker 1 And shout out to us doing the trade deadline/slash NBA preview with Ryan Rosillo way after the season started and way before the trade deadline.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when he came on with us, I think we taped it, what, Tuesday night? No, Wednesday night. And he was like, I'm about to do a big trade deadline for my employer, the ringer.

Speaker 1 Can we not release this tomorrow? And we're like, dude, this is the NBA preview. We're not releasing it until February 19th.
Yeah. Don't worry about it.
Yeah, we got you.

Speaker 1 So we'll have our NBA preview post-All-Star broke. I was thinking about it.
I don't think anything really happened that big at the NBA that would make him look dumb at the trade deadline.

Speaker 1 I was hoping so bad that Kyle Lowry went to the Clippers because we alluded to that. Yep.
And

Speaker 1 where did he end up going?

Speaker 1 Sixers. Sixers.

Speaker 1 Back.

Speaker 1 Philly Boy, Nova Boy. Back.

Speaker 1 Back. Two Sodas Max.

Speaker 1 Five sodas, Big Cat. Yeah.
But I took a shit before I got on my plane. Big difference.
Max came in hot, like, being like, I saw you drink all those sodas.

Speaker 1 I was like, dude, just so we're clear, two sodas is not a ridiculous amount. It's just a very funny thing to say, being like, and Max had two sodas.
Yeah, that was funny. It was two sodas.

Speaker 1 I actually, I showed up to the airport. It's a falling unhealthy on Saturday.

Speaker 1 So unhealthy. I showed up to the airport on Saturday.
I had a soda in my hand. And Max looked at me, and the first thing he said was, Better not get a second soda.
It's the best.

Speaker 1 Pardon my cheesesteak, we are going to have a Max combo that is literally just buying two sodas.

Speaker 1 That's all you get. Two sodas.

Speaker 1 The Big Max combo. You know what? Could we make a cheesesteak burrito? Ooh.

Speaker 1 Be great. Cheesesteak burrito and two sodas.
And

Speaker 1 we'll put it in a nice box called the fart box. Yeah.
The big max combo. And when you order it, they play techno through all the speakers.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 it's like a Hallmark card. It opens up and it's just fucking

Speaker 1 techno blasting. The Big Max combo.
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Speaker 1 And who's back of the week, Hank?

Speaker 2 My who's back of the week, kind of a little bit of a future you, maybe a future Firefest.

Speaker 2 I will be packing my Robacks and bringing them to work tomorrow.

Speaker 1 Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Because Big Hat has put a gigantic obstacle, potential obstacle, in front of this vacation.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm in the same boat. No, I know.
I have a flight to Mexico on Wednesday, and we might be fucked.

Speaker 2 And we're doing a stream that will not end until we complete it, which hopefully we do.

Speaker 2 And it starts Monday at 5 o'clock. 5 o'clock Eastern.
Doesn't end,

Speaker 2 we kind of are in a spot where we have to just cancel everything.

Speaker 1 Vacations, yeah.

Speaker 2 Which is

Speaker 1 a concern. That is a concern.
I didn't really fully think about the canceling everything.

Speaker 1 What's the stream?

Speaker 2 We're doing a free throw challenge with DraftKings. You can sign up.

Speaker 2 It's free to play. There's a free-to-play contest, 100 grand in prizes.

Speaker 2 We have to make 41 free throws in a row. Dave, Big Cat will be shooting in every group, and then they're going to pick the other five shooters.
So every time we miss, we'll start over.

Speaker 2 Dave and Big Cat will pick their five. We'll try to get 41 free throws in a row.

Speaker 1 And that is the NBA record for a team?

Speaker 2 That's the NBA record, Miami Heat. 41 consecutive free throws.

Speaker 2 Everyone in the group has to hit two. No one can hit more than 10 in a row.

Speaker 2 We have Titus is a good free throw shooter. Big T is a really good free throw shooter.
That's it. That's the list.
I'm a good free throw shooter.

Speaker 1 You're a free throw shooter. I'm not sure.
Oh, wow. You didn't say good.
Yeah, PFT, Nick, and KB are going to be on the call, and it's going to be now.

Speaker 1 I think we can do it. I think we can do it.
Or we can also. There's Mulligans.

Speaker 2 We can bring people in from the street.

Speaker 1 I'll say this right now. Yeah.

Speaker 2 But you and Dave have to shoot every time.

Speaker 1 If you're a really good free throw shooter in the Chicago area, there might be a time during this broadcast where we say roll up. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 but I don't want to. But that just puts more pressure on you.
Yeah, but I don't want anyone coming if they're not. Like, we should actually.

Speaker 1 You do a one-day contract for people here at Barcelona Sports. Yeah, if we have people roll up, we might have to have them do a test and then just kick them out.

Speaker 1 Like, they have to shoot 20 free throws. If they don't go 19 for 20, you're out.
I personally can't lie about it. I think Rear Admiral should get a shot at it.

Speaker 1 I would like to see him try to make 10 free throws in a row. He basically did the other day, right? Yeah.
Yeah. We're fine.
He's got great form. We're going to be fine.

Speaker 2 I think we're going to be fine too. It's just, it is, you know,

Speaker 2 planning for a vacation.

Speaker 2 It's like, I do, I actually legitimately have to bring my suitcase in tomorrow because I have a flight Tuesday and it's like, this might go overnight and I might have no time and just go straight to the airport.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I believe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll be fine. We'll be fine.
I might have the worst job in all this. Yeah.
Having to narrate everybody, like if it goes on for a long time.

Speaker 1 You can tap out. Yeah.
Just leave us to a be.

Speaker 1 I might

Speaker 1 let the game speak for itself. Yeah.
All right. Who's your who's back, PFT? My who's back was going to be being bad boys.
So I'll just say me being horny during musical performances is back.

Speaker 1 Usher, you were getting, you almost took out your penis for Usher. I

Speaker 1 a thing for her.

Speaker 1 Is it HER? Is it her? Huh?

Speaker 2 You don't know what she identifies as.

Speaker 1 I don't know, but either way, backup boys got you on the list. Yeah, the lady that came out with the guitar.
Oh, she's shredded. She's awesome at guitar.
Shout out to Lil John, by the way.

Speaker 1 I didn't know what to expect, but her HER, I don't know what it is. I'm going to become a fan.
She's awesome at guitar. She can play.
And then Ludacris coming out was incredible.

Speaker 1 I think that they should do a Ludable halftime show where it's Ludacris that goes out and he performs like all of his features with all the other artists that have had him on their songs. I like that.

Speaker 1 That would be an incredible show. Again, like Ludacris, I'll watch anything Ludacris is on.
Yeah. All the fastest.
I liked it. I liked the halftime show.

Speaker 1 I feel like every Super Bowl halftime show goes the same way where I watch it and I say to myself, that was kind of cool. And then you go online and everyone's like, that sucked.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay. I don't know.
I just, I never, I'm never watching the Super Bowl halftime show being like, I need to be so entertained. I'm more watching it being like, can we get the football back on? Yeah.

Speaker 2 Gaga halftime show blew my mind.

Speaker 1 That was pretty good. Prince was obviously very good when the game wasn't great.

Speaker 2 Gaga was in person for it. And I was the same thing.
I was like, let's just get through halftime. And I was sitting there.
I was like, holy shit. Yeah.

Speaker 2 This is one of the greatest performances I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 I thought Katy Perry was pretty good in Arizona.

Speaker 1 There's like a cycle that you go through. It's like, oh, I think this is pretty good.
Some people say it's good. And then about 15 minutes later, everyone online points out to you how it was satanic.

Speaker 1 Yeah. So I haven't seen the Satan.

Speaker 1 The Satanic takes just. Rollerblades.
Big sign of Satan. Alicia Keys was dressed in red.
I've seen that, which is, that's the color of the devil.

Speaker 1 Can't wear red. Let's see, Satanic.
Yeah, she knows.

Speaker 1 I'm sure. She just won the Super Bowl in red.
Okay, Satanic halftime show. Yeah, the takes are coming.
Okay. Yeah.
Perfect. All right.
My who's back is the waste management.

Speaker 1 Because it was an absolute shit show, and I loved every second of it. You had literally everything like the waste management.
There was bad weather. They stopped serving beer one day.

Speaker 1 You had golfers getting mad. Zach Johnson was getting mad because people were still chirping about the Ryder Cup.
I love it because this is what the waste management is.

Speaker 1 And I always had the feeling that golfers begrudgingly said, like, we love it. It's once a year.
It's great. But this year, it finally reached a tipping point where, like, fuck this.
This is bullshit.

Speaker 1 Everyone's too drunk. Like, no, no, no.
That's what it's billed as.

Speaker 1 It is the premiere. If you had a list for the winter months, it has to be one of the number one guys' trip weekends

Speaker 1 that guys go to. And everyone was hammered.
There was a kid who jumped in the sand trap and almost broke his neck. He said he thought it was water.
Really? The guy that dove into it?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he said he thought it was water. I was trying to figure out what he was trying to do there.
I thought he was trying to do like a hand spring. No, he thought it was water.
That rocks.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and there was just drunk guys everywhere, you know, falling down hills, mud.

Speaker 1 But But that's what I want from the waste management. So don't,

Speaker 1 there's definitely going to be a push to curb that. But it's kind of like when we do broadcasts like for the bowl gamers.
Like, I wouldn't want the waste management every weekend. Yes.

Speaker 1 People saying, well, you never see this at Augusta. No fucking shit.
The Masters is the Masters. I don't want to see this.
But once a year, I want to see it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 So don't tell me that it went too far. That's where it didn't go far enough.

Speaker 1 If that happened at Augusta, if there was a dude that was like running out diving into bunkers that guy would disappear yeah right he would no longer be alive right so give me like this is what this is what the waste management has been billed as it's what it's sold as i want this so don't try to change it i want more i want guys

Speaker 1 yeah stealing golf clubs and shit it is like woodstock but for people that earn between like 50 and 250 000 yeah Like if all the hippies, instead of getting into drugs, just got into just absolutely pounding domestic light beers.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they won't. That's what that is.
Don't take it. It's the Shane Gillis tweet.
Guys can't have any fun anymore. Yeah.

Speaker 1 If you take away waste management, then it truly is the last place guys can have fun. They should actually make the golfers get drunk.
Yeah. Why not? Yeah.

Speaker 1 You have to shotgun a beer after every hole on the back nine. But there was,

Speaker 1 who was the other golfer who got pissed? There was another one like Billy Horschel. Billy Horschel, don't talk in my backswing.
No, don't care.

Speaker 1 He was defending another guy. I don't care.
Who I think was a Monday qualifier or something who really needed to play well. Don't care.
Talking is backswing. It's the waste management.

Speaker 1 People are fucked up and they're going crazy. Oh,

Speaker 1 it's once a year.

Speaker 1 But there's some.

Speaker 1 I'm an old stuffy golf artist. They say, yo, like, you can't.
If the guys in his backswit, you can't be yelling at them.

Speaker 1 You make an event. for dudes to get as drunk as possible and scream and yell and do stupid shit.
You can't be like, nope, that's against the rules.

Speaker 2 That part, I mean, that part's like, that's how they market it. So that part is.
Correct.

Speaker 1 so you can't invite everyone to come do it and then be like no that's don't do that all right no that's shut down they shut down the beer and they shut down admission they were like they're trying to stop we've lost control of our that's wrong but i don't think the fair i think i think it's okay for golfers to then chirp at people be like fuck you guys yes yeah of course but like that that that clip of billy horseshoe wasn't him Zach Johnson Zach Johnson was kind of being like trying to get him out of the way and he was like hey like come on just shut up the Billy Horschell just happened to be walking by

Speaker 2 like that's fair guys were screaming in his backswing he's like not in his fucking backswing.

Speaker 1 I think that.

Speaker 1 Golfers should get to fight someone. Yeah.

Speaker 1 You should yell back. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yell back if you're a golfer and then be prepared for the criticism and the drunken screams that come back from the gallery. At the Ryder Cup.

Speaker 2 They should just get like Hell's Angel to fight the people that yell and backswing.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like that's a good idea. All the caddies should be bouncers.

Speaker 1 That would be awesome. That's a great idea.
Imagine if they had all the Scottsdale bouncers be the Caddies for the week. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That would be fucking rock. There should be dancers on the pins.
Yes. That would be incredible.

Speaker 1 Don't sell it as this crazy party and awesome time because it is an awesome time and then get upset when it's an awesome time. That's my big point.
At the Ryder Cup,

Speaker 1 they always do it where, especially in Europe, they get the chants going, they get the songs going, and then they know to stop right before the swing happens.

Speaker 1 That's impressive when you get a bunch of drunk hooligan Europeans to just immediately shut up right before the swing happens.

Speaker 1 But I also kind of wish that they would be able to cheer throughout the entire swing. Yeah.
Because, hey, answer me this.

Speaker 1 Do you think it would be, it's way worse if like one guy's yelling in your backswing, right? If the entire crowd is cheering while you're swinging. Yeah, then it just becomes background noise.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so just cheer, everyone cheer through the backswing. And I don't care if you want to, if you want to,

Speaker 1 if you want to pay the guys to like an appearance fee for just this event, I'm fine with that. Yeah.
They know they're going to get abused.

Speaker 1 It was a tough look for the PGA when I think it was maybe Friday. The leaderboard of the live was insane.
And the leaderboard for the waste management was not. I love doing that during tournaments.

Speaker 1 You just look at this board. John Rahm is such a good boy.
Although John Rahm was getting upset at fans that live, which is very funny when you take that paycheck.

Speaker 1 You should not be bothered about anything. I just assume you should just show up, golf, put louder.
Yep. All right, Jake.
My who's back is Joe Flacco. He pulled off a huge upset.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He beat DeMar Hamlin for comeback player of the year on Thursday night. Shocking.
It was the fake fake punt. I think if DeMar didn't do that fake punt, I think he would have won.

Speaker 1 But we saw him, and it was nice when he got on the field and you could be like, oh, look, he came back. He played in a game.
Gets the ball in his hands.

Speaker 1 Didn't look so good. Good for Joe.
Who won MVP?

Speaker 1 Lamar Jackson. Okay, who won Defensive Player of the Year?

Speaker 1 Jalen Carter. No, no, no.
Defensive Player of the Year. Miles Garrett.
Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett.
And who won defensive

Speaker 1 rookie of the year? Was that C.J. Stroud? Yes.
Yes. And who won defensive rookie of the year? That was actually his teammate.
Who? Jalen Carter? That one was Jalen Carter, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, it was actually Will Anderson. Oh, from the Texans.

Speaker 1 I don't care. But Jalen Carter was minus 250.
I don't care. That means

Speaker 1 Joe Flock. Tamar was a big favorite.
He lost.

Speaker 1 If you had. I wouldn't have done shit here.
Yeah, you would have. You've been telling us.
We said that Will Anderson was a good bet in December, and you're like, Jalen Carter. Pull the clip.

Speaker 1 Find the clip. I absolutely said that.
I absolutely said, Will Anderson. You said, June Quarter.
I'm not pulling the clip. Okay.
So Jalen Carter did not win? No, who cares? I thought it was fun.

Speaker 1 I cared a lot. I thought it was funny

Speaker 1 that Joe Flacco won. I still think it should have been Baker.
I think Baker should have won that. He won a playoff game.
Who'd he beat in the playoffs?

Speaker 1 The Jalen Carter. Oh, Jalen Carter.
Yeah. So Baker Mayfield should have won that award, but whatever.
Although it's not that impressive to beat the non-defensive rookie of the year.

Speaker 1 That's a good point. Yeah.
No, it's sweet. I'm shocked the media didn't give us Damar.
Yeah. No, it was.
No, it's actually a win for guys like us and a loss for guys like you for the storyline.

Speaker 1 You were rooting for DeMar. Yeah, he deserved it.
You're like, oh, this fucking guy died. He ought to give it up.
Okay, so if DeMar Hamlin had taken that fake punt for a first down,

Speaker 1 they converted the

Speaker 1 Bills win that game. No, but they don't.
He's 100% the winning comeback. Aren't the votes done before the playoffs? I don't know.
I think they are. They absolutely are.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Jake, I'm actually happy he didn't because you absolutely would have done a tweet, been like, from death to comeback player of the year. Not after dreams come true.

Speaker 1 Well, I was also thinking Travis is very close to scoring the game when he touched down tonight. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 They wanted that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, did that ruin the Super Bowl for you? No. Oh.
I bet on him to score a touchdown on that drive, too. I thought that was a good time.
So that ruined the Super Bowl for you?

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 I would have been happier for sure. I'm just so happy that I bet on Patrick Mahomes.
It feels so good. It really does.

Speaker 1 Like, Chiefs fans have been giving me so much shit, and now they can't, because it's like, I agree. I agree.
You're the best. Like, what are you going to do? You're the fucking best.

Speaker 1 You can't say anything at all. You can't.
They're the best. They deserve the glazing.
They're the fucking best team, and they have a dynasty now. And Patrick Mahomes, what if he wins next year?

Speaker 1 He said that he's like flipping into villain mode, which he's not becoming a dick, but at some point, you have to. Everyone around him is? No, you have to embrace it.

Speaker 1 Well, no, actually, Britney, big blow-up this year. That was awesome.
Brittany Mahomes, Jackson trying to get into her VIP box. Jackson tried to get into her box.
Yep.

Speaker 1 And there was a bouncer right outside that was like, sorry, man, can't do it. And then Britney just with the casual, like, shrug, like, what are you going to do? And also,

Speaker 1 listen, we've had Patrick Mahomes on the show. I want to have him back on the show.
We've tried to get him back on the show. He hasn't been back on the show.

Speaker 1 Britney is attractive. She looked great.
Sports Illustrated. In a classy way, she looked, she was very attractive.
Nice. I want to just all due respect patrick

Speaker 1 you've won well i think she's just a great woman yeah and she was hot a great woman yeah and you just won the super bowl i got this one and your wife is hot

Speaker 1 and would

Speaker 1 i'm not saying i would i would say i let me finish my sentence i would say that his wife is very attractive good job that's good yeah yeah i finished it uh okay

Speaker 1 Last football I would like to sleep with her, knowing that I'm not thinking about sleeping with her. Right.
Right. Agreed.

Speaker 1 I want to go to bed tonight with Brittany Mahomes knowing in the back of her head, like, PFT's a good guy. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I'd like to, yeah. If she was too drunk, I would call her an Uber.
Yep, absolutely. Yep.
Last football show, boys.

Speaker 1 What, Max? Sad. Hey, Max, you know that like in the

Speaker 1 gutter. In the five seconds that the microphone was on during this show in that booth, caught you in a nasty little hiccup earlier.
Ooh.

Speaker 1 Too much soda. Yeah, big soda, boys.
Too many sodas. Hiccups have nothing to do with sodas.
Max, get me two. What do you mean, hiccups have nothing to do with sodas? But burps do.

Speaker 1 They have everything to do with sodas. Burps do.
Everything to do with sodas. Hiccups for sure.
You're probably, your butt was hiccuping on that plane because you had two sodas.

Speaker 1 You guys don't even understand what a hiccup is. Ah, boys, we're going into the darkness seven months before there's another football game.
Yeah, but we got the draft. We got the draft.

Speaker 1 Draft goes to us. Bears are on the clock.
We are the draft kings. Bears are on the clock.

Speaker 1 I heard it was a historic hall. A historic hall is what they're looking for.
Multiple. Shout out Ryan Poles.

Speaker 1 Finally, we got a GM that knows how to work the media because it was like Rapport and Schefter said historic haul within like three minutes of each other. Yeah, that's pretty good.
Sent that text.

Speaker 1 I actually did get a chance to speak with Jeff Laurie, the owner of the Eagles, while I was out of my gourd on mushrooms. You congratulate him on his defensive rookie? I did, yeah.

Speaker 1 I congratulate him on that. Another great season for the Eagles.
Long way to go before taking on a team.

Speaker 1 Like, I congratulate him on getting a new head coach, who they surely fired after this last season. No, I said, who do you think we're going to take?

Speaker 1 Do you think we're going to trade up and get the number one pick and take Caleb Williams? And he said, I certainly hope not.

Speaker 1 So exclusive reporting. There you go.
So they're not, that's one team that's not going to be taking Jeff Lee. I'm going to report to the Chiefs will not be taking Caleb Williams.

Speaker 1 Okay, Jeff Lurie hopes that the Commanders do not take Caleb Williams. Yeah.
Oh, wait. Jeff Lurie, or you said the Eagles? The Eagles, yeah.

Speaker 1 What did you say, Commanders there? Because I said, do you think we're going to take...

Speaker 1 But did he know you were a Commanders fan or you you thought you were an Eagles fan? No, he knew I was a Commander's fan. Oh, okay.
Because that's confusing.

Speaker 1 No, I saw Jeff Laurie and I just started talking to him about the Commanders. Oh.
Yeah. Got it.
I thought you were talking about the Eagles. Yeah, that was confusing.
Sorry. Okay, that's all right.

Speaker 1 You still have mushrooms? No, I wish. I think he may have thought you were talking about the Eagles, too.

Speaker 1 There's a very good chance. I would say if you go up to an owner and say, are we going to take Caleb Williams? He's like...
Yeah,

Speaker 1 I was wearing a commander's hat.

Speaker 1 Still. Still, I think he might.

Speaker 1 It's a very very good possibility. I don't think I was explaining.
I certainly hope not.

Speaker 1 And you were on myself in the moment that thoroughly.

Speaker 1 All right. Great football season, boys.
Gonna miss it. But you know what? The schedule always does us well.
I feel like I'm tired. I need a vacation.
You know what? I have to.

Speaker 1 This is the best way to get into the beautiful cyclical nature of sports. I'm going to look up how many days

Speaker 1 it is until pitchers and catchers report. Yeah.
How many days we got?

Speaker 1 How many days? Start dates. How many days.
Baseball is coming back to Arizona and Florida.

Speaker 1 The Dodgers and Padres will report to spring training earlier than everyone else. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 1 They're going on

Speaker 1 February 14th. Wow.
I was going to say right by our NBA preview. So wait, we got

Speaker 1 two days.

Speaker 1 That's Wednesday. Two days until pitchers and catchers report.
We did it. Five weeks until selection Sunday.
We did it. All right.

Speaker 1 Numbers.

Speaker 1 40. 71.
8. 3.
18. 20.

Speaker 1 Shane? 99. Pug.

Speaker 1 Pug. Shane? 21 for Shane.
Pug. You.
What did you think about the halftime show?

Speaker 1 Pug?

Speaker 1 Great. Halftime show.
It was a great halftime show. Pug.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 1 44. 44.

Speaker 1 Love you guys.

Speaker 1 Oh, shit. Hold on.
Go back.

Speaker 1 What? False alarm. 44 was already in there.

Speaker 1 What do you mean? I didn't hit reset.

Speaker 1 We're going again. We're going again.

Speaker 1 We're going again.

Speaker 1 Someone just got very excited about 44.

Speaker 1 It was already in there. Imagine if I had said 44, Max would have been just fucking spending all night being like,

Speaker 1 well, nobody won.

Speaker 1 I said, if I had said 44. Oh, oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. I mean, that's.

Speaker 1 I'm going to need four sodas for how late I'm going to stay up. All right, numbers.
71. 8.
18. 40.
3.

Speaker 2 20.

Speaker 1 99. Pug.
Shane's got 21.

Speaker 1 99, Puget!

Speaker 1 Pug! Let's go!

Speaker 1 Pugets! Pugs! Yes! Pug! Woo!

Speaker 1 Pug! Pug! Pug!

Speaker 1 Pug, Pug. We were talking outside earlier.

Speaker 1 Yes! What an end of the football season, Pug.

Speaker 2 That if AWLs see Pug out in public, they need to either bark at him or give him a boop.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 What's the Puget? He's scratching behind his ears. Pug, Pug, Pug, Pug.
Pug. Pug, Pug, Pug.
Pug, Pug, Pug.

Speaker 1 Pug. Pug, Pug, Pug.
Pug, Pug, Pug. Pug, Pug, Pug.

Speaker 1 Fuck yes, Pug. Nice work, Pug.
Please don't bark at me, though.

Speaker 1 So boop, boop, boop. Boop.
All right, so you want people touching your face? What about belly rub?

Speaker 1 Pug. I bark at me.
Yeah, Pug. I think the bark is definitely better than the boop.
Yeah, okay. I'll take the bark.
Yeah, no booping. Pug.
Yeah. Sniff his ass.

Speaker 1 Or just hump him. Yeah.
Way to go, Pug. Fucking huge.
Great football season, boys.

Speaker 1 Great football season. Great football season.
I think Pug is the only person on the show that everyone is universally happy that he wants.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. By far.
Because we don't want to see the other guys win. I don't want to see any one of you win except for him.

Speaker 1 Jake, do you want to see us win?

Speaker 1 Jake, he does. Of course he does.
You want to see us win. It's weirdo like that.

Speaker 1 I want to see everyone win. Yeah, you're weird.
Disgusting.

Speaker 1 Kane is in the building. Love you guys.

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