Super Bowl 58 And Patrick Mahomes And The Chiefs Are Inevitable, Recap Of The End Of Vegas And Who's Back Of The Week

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On today's Pardon My Take, Super Bowl 58 in the books. We're going to talk about the entire game.
The Kansas City Chiefs dynasty has begun. They win in overtime, which was a slow game to start, but became an instant classic in the end.
We say they're the last great American dynasty. The last great American dynasty.
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Who's back of the week? We also have maybe some cleanup from the Super Bowl as well. We're back in studio.
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Las Vegas, Nevada.

City of Sin.

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Huh? Huh? We're live from Las Vegas, the home of sex, drugs, and rock and roll. And would you look at that? America's sweetheart is watching on from a sweet, sweet box.
That's right. Mark Davis was in attendance.
Jawan Howard Jennings slapped the Chiefs' defense in the first half as Christian needs to wash his own feet after getting them into pay dirt. William Henry Harrison Bucker has kept the commander in Chiefs alive for the last 31 days as he finally got Kansas City on the scoreboard to end the half, and we go into halftime.
Jake. At halftime, the score was only 10-3

as Usher took the stage after both offenses

clearly told each other,

I just want to take it nice and slow.

Into the break.

Only 30 minutes left in the season.

That's ludicrous.

Take that.

Rewind it back to September, that is.

The Chiefs and Niners would take it to the locker room with the homies, trying to get a little LVI dub and a TD. As Lil Jon took the stage, Andy Reid and Kyle Shanahan were spending their time how to draw up another round of shots.
Shots, shots to the end zone! Touchdown for what? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Touchdown for what? That was your half-star report.
Just two more quarters until we find out who would be making love in this Vegas club. Hey, love in this Vegas club.
Hey, later tonight. Back to the fellows we go.
Thank you, Jake. Very cool.
Great work, Jake. Back to the second half action where the game turned.
When Ray, Ray, you, you get off of McCloud, fumble the ball, and roll the stone right over to the Chiefs, giving them a 13-10 lead. The Niners answered, but Jake Moody kicked it into the tunnel of chaos as the ball said, hit me.
In Vegas tradition, both teams wanted to play as we head to overtime, where Kyle, Juuu, cracked that soldier boy, check, copied Travis Kelsey's whole flow, word for word, bar for bar. But the Niners only got three and left too much time on the clock for Patrick Mahomes.
Patrick trick trick trick trick trick trick Mahomes. It was actually unlimited time.
Boom. The Chiefs drove down the field and in the last play of Super Bowl 58, it was a hard man.
No, not every American watching Taylor Swift on their TV. She's hot.
Mecole, who scored the game-winning touchdown. As Patrick Mahomes said, hey 49ers, you got a real pretty mouth.
Now I'm going to bend you over and watch you squeal like a pig. Chiefs, 25.
Niners, 22. And that was Super Bowl 58.
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First time since 2004-05.

They've done it again.

Patrick Mahomes is inevitable.

Anybody here bet against Patrick Mahomes in this game?

Not me.

That was dumb.

You were smart.

You were smart. You know when to stop chasing it and just lean into it.
You are literally, if you can't beat him, join him. Yeah, it was a moment where I was like, you know what? I've gone through so much pain going against this guy.
He is inevitable. And I don't care how this Chiefs team has looked all year.
It's playoffs. It's different different they've reached their final form of being the dynastic new england patriots because they are dynasty now three and five out of five yeah back have the opportunity to get three in a row which nobody's ever done yep they've they've uh wait has anyone done that no wait no no yeah the steelers did the two and then two two two yeah you're right I would actually go as far as to say if they don't get three in a row, it's a failure.

Yeah, I'd agree.

He's a bust.

But they did it.

The Chiefs have won again.

He is inevitable.

The Chiefs' defense was incredible.

But what I was going to say is they've reached their final form of having a season, a regular season where everyone said these aren't the same Chiefs. They've made mistakes.
They don't have pass catchers. Then they get to the playoffs, and they do what they do in the playoffs, and that's win games, tough games, games they win different ways, and then the perfect cherry on top.
And we said this when it happened earlier in the season. We said that the Chiefs are becoming the patriots because me cole hartman getting back on the chiefs after being on the jets is exactly what the patriots would do where their players go scurry around the nfl suck and then come back and they're good again and he scores the game-winning touchdown in overtime to beat the san francisco 49ers it's kind of like sending your kid to military school yeah they go there and they're like oh man this sucks yeah when i get home i'm gonna act right i'm gonna behave myself and he got back also shout out to mekel hardman for we all remember in hard knocks yep when owes the mentalist was on there yep and he uh he said that it was going to be his team which was the jets at the time over the 49ers in the super bowl it was his prophecy comes true yep so never doubt the man again i've got some fun mahomes stats uh first is that he now has 15 postseason wins yeah that puts him one behind joe montana yeah and then tom brady obviously 35 quite a bit of distance there he is 28 years old he's he's got he's he's played six season he's third all-time in wins and third all time in super bowls he is off wins he is also the record holder for most quarterback rushing yards in super bowls whoa already that's crazy and it's kind of appropriate because there was that one play that they ran tonight it was the uh the keeper on the option yeah and he took off and then he got pissed off afterwards and at that point as somebody who was betting against patrick homes i knew i fucked up it was actually the play before that he got even more pissed off when he like he it was a third and two and he had to run through a couple 49ers and i said at the moment i was like i think he just woke up yeah that's right next play was the keeper he had the scowl on when he got yeah because he got contact and then i was like well this this whole thing is fucked he he was uh this is a weird stat doesn't really like the the sample size is pretty small probably but it's still kind of cool uh in the last 30 years there have there's never been a quarterback to go eight for eight or better with 27 plus rushing yards in a draw in a single drive in any game regular season or postseason Patrick Mahomes did that in the overtime of the Super Bowl.
That's crazy. I have some more crazy Mahomes stats.
We're going to talk about everything else in the game because I think the Chiefs defense was out of this world good and Brock Purdy was not bad and we'll get to all of it, but some more Mahomes stats. Hank, let me know if any of these you get you want to in at any point.
Okay? Okay. All right.
Patrick Mahomes has started 96 games in the NFL. The Chiefs have only lost three of them by more than one score.
That's pretty crazy. That is crazy, yeah.
That's pretty crazy. So in the year six, so Mahomes is in his sixth year.
He is three for six six 50 percent of the years he's been a starting quarterback he's won a Super Bowl uh he is three for six in Super Bowl appearances or no sorry yeah three for six in Super Bowls no four four four six yeah the Super Bowl appearances uh and he's six for six in conference championship game appearances all of these statistically ahead of brady in terms of percentages uh pat go ahead i got a couple too yes he is uh since 2019 he's five and one when trailing by 10 or more points at any point in the playoffs the rest of the nfl is six and 48 in that same scenario he also is the first quarterback in NFL history to win a Super Bowl with the biggest cap hit in the NFL. Yeah.
So he's even bigger than the salary cap. This was the year to get him.
Brady had to have Giselle on deck to make his salary lower. Yeah.
Kind of Mickey Mouse titles. He also made Trey Aikman look like maybe the worst tweet of all time.
This is from September 2019. The Athletic Kansas City said, in case you missed it, Patrick Mahomes has thrown 36% of Trey Aikman's career touchdowns in about 8% of the games.
Trey Aikman quote tweeted and said, in case you missed this, talk to me when he has 33% of my Super Bowl bowl titles so it's five years later he has 100 of troy aikman's super bowl titles yep that's brutal that's a brutal quote tweet uh he is on the path to being is he on the path the greatest the greatest absolutely i mean this is undeniably i think now we need to raise the bar and be like will he be the goat goat like the we have to start comparing to michael jordan and muhammad ali yeah yeah we should have that debate i'm sure skip bayless is ready to do it yeah but yeah we need to elevate that conversation past tom brady is he right now patrick mahomes is on pace to be the greatest athlete of all time he's got six years and he's a hall no doubt first ballot hall of famer if he retired tomorrow which i love doing those yep but it's the truth i'd be wild if he did yeah yeah i would definitely do that if i was patrick because then everyone would just take your current stats yeah be like what if this guy kept playing yeah we could we could have won them all every single year because it does feel like that at this point yeah where patrick homes again a year where it felt like the Chiefs were a lesser than version it was wide open everyone talked about the AFC being you know all these incredible quarterbacks and obviously injuries happen but it doesn't take anything away from the Chiefs going through the gauntlet getting back to the top of the mountain they've won back-to-back championships and it felt like it watching that game because PFT you did mention at the top that you did bet against my homes and you and brandon it was it was so nice being on the other side of it for once where you guys just kept on saying well this is gonna suck because it's my homes it was the last drive to end the game uh the the regulation it was the last drive in overtime it was just he didn't even play that great to start the game. He was kind of off.
He had that weird interception to start the second half where he either didn't throw to Travis Kelsey or completely overthrew Travis Kelsey. And then from that point on, he was Patrick Mahomes, the best quarterback in the world, just doing whatever every big play you felt like he was going to get whether it be with his feet or a pass and he's back there he's done it again three titles in six years as a starter is fucking insane it is incredible and it did feel inevitable there were about four times in the game when i knew i was fucked and i did a really good job of just putting myself into a delusional state not about it, not thinking about the fact that I was taking the Niners against Patrick Mahomes.
And on the drive into the office, it hit me. And I was like, what have I done? Yeah.
Like, this is going to be dumb, but I'm going to ride with it. I'm going to ride.
And Purdy, yeah, to your point, Purdy was not bad. He wasn't great, but he wasn't bad.
He didn't turn the ball over. No, he wasn't the reason they lost.
And he, yeah, it was Patrick Mahomes. It wasn't, I never felt watching that game.
You could point to a couple things. Ray McLeod, who it wasn't, he should have fallen on the ball.
It wasn't a straight up fumble by him because it actually had hit a player's leg, a Niners player's leg. So he had to try to get it.
Yeah. Ray McLeod was a huge pivotal swing because the Chiefs couldn't do anything on offense that happens they score the next play all of a sudden the Chiefs are up and you're like the Niners have been out playing them because the whole first half it felt like the Niners were the better team but I never it never felt like the Niners were playing so poorly that it was like damn I can't believe they did this or that it was just the game is tight and Patrick Mahomes will have the ball at some point and there's nothing you can do about that like he beat them like he beat the Niners in the end and it's not like man the Niners how could you do this or your game plan it wasn't a Ravens situation where their game plan sucked or Bills where their defense failed them or even a Dolphins where they're a no-show it was just just Patrick Holmes is the best in the world.
And when you ran through all those teams that they beat, they did beat maybe that was the hardest path to the Super Bowl of all time. I think Aaron Schatz said it was DVLA toughest Super Bowl in terms of the four teams they beat.
So not frauds. Not frauds at all.
Chiefs, not frauds. We're glazing them.
They have to be glazing them to win the Super Bowl. we're equal opportunity glazers we're going to glaze the fuck out of the kansas city chiefs because they're very good they did it actually the cadarius tony being inactive that's when i should have known i was oh i quote you i was hoping great i was hoping it was going to be like i could i could justify betting against patrick mahomes and betting on brock purdy if cadarius tony was going to be on there because back at the season and be like, Kadarius Toney on the Chiefs, that's like them.
The Chiefs were taking batting practice. They were taking warm-up swings with a leaded donut on.
And then they get rid of him, and now they're hitting the ball 450 feet to straightaway center field. It was expert mode.
They were basically like, hey, no one has gone back-to-back since the 0405 Patriots. Why don't we try to do it with Kadarius Toney again? Let's do it with Kadarius Toney.
We're going to give the ball to Meikle Hardman inside the 10 very frequently for no real reason. Yeah.
We're going to have what some people were saying could have been the biggest distraction in NFL history going on throughout the entire year, and we're just going to still win anyways. Yeah.
We're going to do everything hard, the hardware. Do you think he even goes to the ring ceremony? I think he should have a ring ceremony of his own tonight.
Yeah. Pop the question.
Yeah. Kadarius Toney? Yeah.
Congratulations, Super Bowl champion. Kadarius Toney, I could imagine a world where they show up to the after party and Tony's there and he's just like, you know what? I'm going to ask Taylor Swift to marry me.
Yeah. Take your shot.
Yeah. Take your shot.
Like, hey, I got a Super Bowl ring. Get a Super Bowl ring.
Yeah. He's on cloud nine.
He is a world champion, so shout out. Kadarius.
The other part that needs to be mentioned for the Chiefs, and we'll get to the Niners, but Steve Spagnuolo, incredible, incredible.

We knew it.

We knew it going in that he was going to have a game plan for him.

He's the first coordinator to win offensive or defense to win four Super Bowls,

so he's won these last three with the Chiefs and then the one with the Giants in 07.

It was like everyone went into this game saying, well, what about Chris McCaffrey because the ravens didn't run but if they had it would have been different they held chris mccaffrey at 3.6 yards per carry which is his lowest of the season he had a couple explosive plays the one in overtime where it was a pass brock party made a great play he was spags was dialing up all the perfect blitzes it felt like like even though the Niners had some nice drives, it felt like the Chiefs defense after the first, you know, maybe there was that first drive when the Niners fumbled. After that, it felt like everything was difficult for the Niners and they were going to at least make them earn it.
And Spaggs is out of this world good. It's crazy have a defense coordinator and that good and be able to keep him because he's already failed as a head coach maybe he doesn't want to coach again as a head coach and be able to have that and like that unit has just become so so good and they were phenomenal again this this year and the super bowl chris jones was awesome too chris jones was just leaking through that line all night long he's a closer closer.
Does Chris Jones get an escalator? He got a million dollars. He got a million? I think so.
Either he got a million for getting there. I think he was going to get two million, I think, if he won Super Bowl MVP.
Yeah. Which, if he was half a step closer on a couple plays, you could maybe make that argument.
But it was always going to go to Mahomes. But yeah, Chris Jones, he made himself a lot of money in this offseason.
Yes'll put it that way so he's a free agent right i think he's a free agent again and they might franchise tag him again again and then maybe he'll hold out again yeah legerius sneet is a free agent but we shouldn't do that to the chiefs right now no that they deserve i mean they're a dynasty yeah they're a dynasty so hank we've been glazing you bet on the chiefs i did bet on the chiefs Like, I bet on the Chiefs knowing I was doing it simply because I didn't want to be sitting here right now saying I didn't bet on Patrick Mahomes as an underdog in the Super Bowl. And I'm not even going to say the Brock Purdy part because Brock Purdy played well.
But I was like, I can't do this to myself again. I was, in my heart of hearts, still wanted the Niners to win.
it was kind of an insurance plan of I think I know exactly how this is going to go and it went exactly how it was going to go might as well win some money with it yeah I did the same thing and I still I mean on the stream you can watch it you and Dave were you know emphatically rooting for the Chiefs and I couldn't even get myself to root for them I was rooting against them the whole time just being just being like, get a third down stop, get a third down stop, get a third down stop.

And I live bet them at halftime.

You were just thinking.

I won one prop bet and was like, again,

the Chiefs are going to win this game.

There's no way they don't.

Just praying that my mush could lead them to lose.

And it just wasn't even close to enough.

Holmes played out of his mind.

Legacy drive after legacy drive. It was close to being enough it did go to overtime yeah and and which makes it worse we were we were very confused for a little bit at the start of overtime because the niners hit that drive down the field took like what seven and a half minutes off the clock yeah and then we said there's no chance it's going to happen but hypothetically what if the chiefs also go on a very long drive and they don't score before the end of the first overtime period well the answer ended up being that it wouldn't matter they would just continue that drive in the second what's the point of my question i was why is there a clock in overtime yes you guys were were gaslighting me to a point no no not intentionally gaslighting you're asking questions you're asking why is it why is there doubt because i kept on screaming it's a new game it it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.
And then you guys kept on saying, but what about the clock? And I thought, holy shit, what if they're right and this game just ends? That would have been the funniest ending to a Super Bowl if Andy Reid did not know that constraint and they were driving down the field and the clock ran out and they were at the four-yard line. I think Mecole Hartman didn't know that they won the Super Bowl, but judging by when he caught the pass i think he didn't really celebrate i think he blacked out when he caught the pass okay i think he was surprised that he caught it yeah it was um yeah the the chiefs were just they just even down 10-3 at half i don't know if you guys felt this way but i was like it obviously got a little hairy to start the half because they come out and they have that bad pitch play to Isaiah Pacheco.

And then Mahomes throws an interception.

But I was like the Chiefs kind of like as long as the Chiefs are within one score, they're going to win this game.

And once they start connecting with Kelsey, then that was another overfucked moment.

Yeah.

Okay.

In the first half, Kelsey didn't do shit.

Well.

Besides assault Andy Reid.

Yeah.

On the sidelines.

He asked Andy about that in the postgame. He was like, oh, I don't know.
You guys caught that on camera. I was just off balance, and he got me.
He's got a new hip. Andy Reid's got a new hip.
That's even worse. And so he's blaming himself for it.
This is not a good pattern of behavior. I mean, you should have to wonder.
Yeah, elder abuse. So I think it was a bad clip for Travis Kelsey, but I think it turns out to be good in history because in the first half he had one catch for one yard, and in the second half he had seven catches for 85 yards.
Yeah. So he probably, if you can actually blame Travis Kelsey for anything, he probably should have assaulted Andy Reid earlier.
Violence works. Yeah.
That's what we took away from this. He probably should have just punched him in the nose and been like, wake the fuck up, dude.
I'm Travis Kelsey. Also, it would have been, I don't know what would have happened if they had lost.
The fact that they won, it's now like, look at these fiery guys. This is just how they communicate with each other.
If they lost, they would have been so pissed off. Oh, big time.
Yeah. Big time.
What were you going to say, Hank? No, it takes for me to agree if they lost. I was getting some cooked up.
Also, the Dre Greenlaw thing. It's like you can't.
That was brutal. Sodfather at it again.
Tori Sikili's going onto the field after a punt. So brutal.
So, so brutal. He was like jumping up in the air, getting amped up, and then he planted.
Boom. Achilles popped.
And they brought out the smallest injury cart of all time for Dre, where he looked at it. He was like, I'm just going to ride shotgun.
I'm not going to sit in the back of this thing. Give me the aux cord.
I'll sit up front. The guy's got a torn Achilles and you're like, yeah, let's make him sit shotgun.
Yeah. Made no sense.
You had a guy in some khakis sitting in the back seat, all comfortable. It's actually a zip car ambulance and you're going to have to drive it yourself, Dre.
Yeah. It was really strange.
But yeah, the fucking sod father at it again um i'm just gonna blame i'm gonna blame everybody do it yeah i'm really i'm the one to blame although it was tough after the game watching you just like sink into the couch yeah uh we got a stew in it i've been there many times i gave out people aren't talking about the fact i gave out the sharpest pick of the night no doinks yeah and there were so many so many doink opportunities there were no do i think there were 10 uh combined extra points and field goals not one even came close to hitting the uprights except moody's if if that didn't get blocked i think that was going at the upright but uh that was a that's a bad that's bad extra point that's probably the worst part if you're a 49ers fan the jake moody was well the the extra point was a pivotal, pivotal. That's what I'm saying.

That is what is going to be sticking with you the most today

as you're listening.

It's like, if only we had one more point, we had an extra point.

But it's kind of like the Ravens game

when the Ravens stop the Chiefs for the entire second half.

Mahomes is so good that I am now under the assumption that whatever points he needs to get, he'll get. Like, you can play the game of they would have got, you know, they would have been up four in a field goal.
They would have still been up one. Chiefs would have just found a way to score a touchdown.
Yeah. Because that's Mahomes.
Like, he just, if he doesn't need it, he can wait for it and get it later. later it doesn't matter he'll get whatever he needs to get yeah also like in fairness to Jake Moody he did boot some long field goals say he actually set the record for longest field goal ever in the Super Bowl which I can't I don't see that record being broken anytime soon yeah he set the longest field goal for the shortest amount of time yeah it was what like 15 minutes of real time it was like you know it's like an hour because it was it was first half second half but it was it was a quick amount of time that he harrison buckler then broke his record by one single yard yeah um all right before we get to the niners let's let's do a couple ads and then let's talk niners and then we'll talk more super bowl everything commercials everything halftime show uh But to a couple, a couple ads and let's do that.
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Cause I thought someone come, I posted that Troy Aikman tweet on my Instagram and someone was like it's fake so I went to try to make sure I didn't get duped it's real and he now has 12,000 quote tweets. Oh Jesus yeah no that's a real tweet I remember when he put that out and I was thinking to myself like watch out Troy that happened so fast he just, Patrick Holmes has a better career than Troy Aikman, no No offense to Trey Aikman, but it's just a fact.
He's played six years. All right, 49ers.
First of all, credit to the 49ers. They fought harder than the Philadelphia Eagles.
They took the Chiefs to overtime. I would say that this 49ers team is better than last year's Philadelphia Eagles team, no questions asked.
Would you agree, Max? Overtime. No.
It went to overtime. Overtime.
Did you get overtime? We didn't have a chance to win the game at the end. The Niners did.
What was the score after 60 minutes? Huh? What do you mean the Niners had a chance to win the game at the end? What? Well, the Niners kicked a field goal and they could have scored a touchdown. Right.
But after 60 minutes of the game. We didn't get the ball back.
Okay. What was the score? The Niners didn't get the ball back either, but they played so well for the beginning of the game that they were able to go to overtime.
But they didn't get a chance to win the game. The Eagles didn't get a chance to win the game.
The Niners did. They did have a chance.
Playing in the game is a chance to win the game. That's a great point, Hank.
Oh, my God. No, I mean, you guys are talking about overtime.
I'm talking about we didn't get the ball back. Because of a holding call, we didn't get the ball back, and they got the holding call.
We didn't. They got the call.
We didn't. But it was tied when the Chiefs were driving at the end.
I don't care. The Niners were up when the Chiefs were driving at the end.
Therefore, that's why it went to overtime. You were tied.
You didn't get the ball back. The Niners were up.
They lost the game. The thing about that is they lost the football game.
No, the thing about that is the Niners didn't get a chance to get the ball back either because there were seconds left on the clock. They had a chance and they kicked a field goal.
Yeah, okay. Overtime.
Jalen Hurts was scoring touchdowns. That's when I said I would have sucked his sucked his dick.
Yeah, except for the pick six or the fumble six. Wait, what? Yeah, he did say he sucked Jalen Hurts' dick.
All right, let's talk about the Niners. You have to remind people of that.
Everyone else forgot about it until Max just said that. That was good.
No, no, it's good that we got that back on record. Well, and that he was playing great football.
That's what I'm saying. Okay, let's talk about the Niners.
Forget about the Eagles. They clearly finished third.
If you had to power rank these last two seasons, Chiefs number one, Niners two, Eagles third. Probably, yeah.
And that's how we decide these. I might put the Lions second in their championship game loss to the 49ers.
Yeah. By the way, speaking of the lions real quick uh detroit don said right

before the game this shit just makes me more hungry for next season we should be on that field love that that's good that's the right mentality to have yes all right so the the san francisco 49ers they didn't play bad they made a couple key mistakes that left mahomes in the game but i do think if you had to get if you had to say one thing that like I would point to taking the ball in

overtime mistakes that left my homes in the game but i do think if you had to get if you had to say one thing that like i would point to taking the ball in overtime was a huge huge mistake i think kyle did that out of just force of habit because you always take the ball in overtime right right and we said when we talked about this rule changing where i think within like two seconds we're like wait so you actually kick off in overtime. Correct.
Because then you know exactly how many points you have to get in order to win or tie the game or whatever the case. You know the scenario in front of you.
Right. The Niners won the coin toss.
They won the coin toss. Tails never fails in overtime.
Yep. And what happened was, Kyle said after the game, like, I wasn't doing it because my defense was tired.
Uh-oh. Because that was the out that he had.
Everyone said that. Oh, and I didn't buy it at the time because I don't know how you could say your defense was tired when the Chiefs had the ball for like two minutes.
And also you just got the end of the game and then the coin toss and all that. I think everybody was probably pretty well recovered at that point.
He said that he wanted the opportunity to get the ball back and score if the 49ers had scored and patrick mahomes and the chiefs had also scored then the niners would get the ball back and have an opportunity to win but i still that he was doing a lot of fast forwarding which still doesn't make a ton of sense to me because under the new overtime rules which i love by the way in the playoffs yeah the fact that you get both teams get a chance if the niners had scored a touchdown the chiefs could have scored a touchdown and gone for two and i think they probably would have yeah and the game right there because then when it does become sudden death you're right like having the ball the next team to have the ball it is a huge advantage because like the old overtime rules where if you kick a field goal or the old, old overtime rules where if you kick a field goal, the game's over. We're going to say Hank.
We glossed over at one point. Why was there a clock? Yeah.
No. Hank's right.
Like I have not. I think they need it just for the play clock and like, I don't know.
The only reason I can think of to have the game clock. There is none.
Well well the only reason i can think of is to give the teams a break at a certain point i mean they had it in the super bowl in the overtime with the patriots in the falcons but that was was that that's the old rules right yeah but it still doesn't matter yeah it still doesn't matter it doesn't matter if you like why would if it's sudden death you shouldn't have a clock right i think it actually It actually is dumber to have it in sudden death. I think it matters because the NFL needs to make money on commercials if it does get to the end of that quarter.
Also, it would be really weird if we didn't have a clock. Think about how weird that would be.
Remember the Jacoby Jones play, Baltimore-Denver? That went to double overtime. We almost had double overtime.
Yeah, we almost had double overtime. But so back to taking the ball first.
It makes no sense because under the new rules, each team gets to possess the ball at least once. And if you're the second team to possess the ball, you have all the knowledge of what the first team did, whether it be a field goal, a punt, a touchdown, it doesn't matter.
And we saw it instantly when the Chiefs had to go for it on fourth and one at their own 34. Yep.
If it was fourth and one at your own 34 to start overtime, there's a chance you could punt it and be like, I don't know, like the game, because if you get the ball first and you're faced with a fourth and one and you don't convert it, they can just turn around, kick a field goal, two ball over. It makes no sense for him to take the ball there.
And it proved to be true because you had the Niners settle for a field goal and the Chiefs have, knowing that they have to score here, knowing they have to score a touchdown to win the game, but they can at least get a field goal, they used their fourth downs. Like they said, there was no punting.
There was no, it was like, this is it. We have to go.
We have to win the game right here. I think that's what lost them the game.
Like I know, you know, if Mahomes gets the ball first, he might score a touchdown and then you don't, you know, whatever. It could go a million ways.
But I would always want to go second in this situation

because let's say Mahomes did score a touchdown.

You have to go score a touchdown.

What are you going to do?

You're going to go for two to not give Mahomes the ball back.

And what was the yardage on the field goal that the 49ers attempted?

They were pretty close to the end zone.

They were very close to the end zone.

They picked a 27-yarder.

Yeah, so a 27-yarder, they would have gone for that

and tried to get a touchdown out there.

It would have been the exact opposite scenario that we're looking at right now.

Correct.

The exact opposite scenario would have happened if they had opted to kick the ball off instead of receiving it.

No one can explain it to me.

Even our friend Sam Schwartstein was trying to explain it to me in real time that obviously the odds are different than college.

Because it essentially is college overtime, but it's different because it's a full field. So it's like you're not already in the red zone.
You're not already in field goal range. But it is like the percentages are obviously very different and playing into the fact that if you match score for score, you then get the sudden death next possession.
But still, I'd always want to know what I have to do after seeing what the other team did yeah so all the information is so much better and being able to make all your decisions based on what they did first yes and we saw it happen exactly like and we said this is in hindsight we were arguing about it literally the minute the coin toss happened like why the fuck would you take the ball first yeah, so shout out to memes for reminding us of this.

CBS Sports chair Sean McManus said that the NFL has alerted them

that the game will go, oh, to two overtimes.

You pay $2.1 billion, you get double overtime.

They tried.

Yeah, they tried.

CBS tried to pull that one past us.

But yeah, it's very clear.

You get the ball in the regular season for that overtime. In the playoffs, you kick the ball off in overtime.
Do you think they coached that, though? They should have. They should have.
I doubt they did. He said that they talked it over.
They met with their analytics guys, and they said that this is the way that they're going to go. So they did have that prepared.
And they just fucked it up. i just don't do the analytics add up for that so to me maybe that makes no sense kyle might have just been like because there's no time there doesn't matter there's a good chance kyle at that podium was like i blame it on it i fucked it up i'm gonna say i talked with the nerds i'm gonna blame the nerds for this and don't get me wrong i would suck jalen hurts dick for kyle Kyle Shanahan as a head coach.
He's a great, great head coach.

But you have to start talking.

We have to talk about his record in the Super Bowls because he has the biggest blown lead in Super Bowl history when he was the offensive coordinator, which isn't all on him.

The defense obviously gave up some points.

And then he blew a 10-point lead in the fourth quarter of Super Bowl 54.

That's the second largest blown lead.

And then this ties, obviously, with that, a 10-point lead, second largest blown lead for Kyle Shanahan. Yeah, three Super Bowls as an OC and head coach, three double-digit leads.
Yeah, it's tough. I mean, that's brutal.
Hank, the only thing that I can understand, and people keep saying this, is when you get the third possession, now it's sudden death. That's it, though.
The Chiefs would have gone for two if they had to. Do you think the Chiefs? I think it only makes more sense because the 49ers defense was tired.
Yeah, but he said that that wasn't the reason. Yeah.
It just makes no sense. In the 49ers.
I do think that the Chiefs would go for two. Yeah, I do too.
What would you rather do?

I would go for two.

End it right then.

Giving up a field goal and losing the Super Bowl

or getting two yards with Patrick Mahomes.

After Jake Moody has already hit a 56-yarder,

that's pretty quickly you're in field goal range.

And I guess you could, like, would the Chiefs,

if they had gotten into a fourth down situation in the red zone,

kick to field goal there?

Probably, depending on, like, if it was fourth and, I don't know, more than five. Yeah.
But still, they went for fourth down right away as the drive started. The Niners, though, Brock Purdy was fine.
I don't think he was bad at all. I thought he played a pretty good game.
He actually played a really really good first half the like Niners as a whole I can't point to one thing and say like yeah the fumble was really bad Chris McCaffrey's fumble going in in the first drive of the game and obviously the punt muff but other than that like they played really well and Patrick Mahomes just Patrick Mahomes they kind of stopped they stopped getting pressure on the homes a little bit They dialed it up pretty good at the start. Yeah, Bosa and Chase Young were awesome.
Chase Young and Bosa were great in the first half, and Bosa had a couple plays in the second half too, but the pass rush, it wasn't making it uncomfortable at all. So Mahomes would drift out, find a guy, or at least just escape with no real damage done.
Yeah. But yeah, I wouldn't say that the 49ers not there's not anything you can point to and be like this was a major fuck up for them christian mcafree did except the overtime christian mcafree wasn't great but he had some nice plays he still ended up with 80 yards receiving which is pretty good 80 yards rushing obviously not like the yards per carry that you'd want um kittle was i think kittle was injured he also blocking a lot.
He was blocking a ton. They didn't really look for him that much.
He made one nice catch, but I think he dislocated his shoulder at the end. Yeah, they had the great trick play with Juwan Jennings that was a heart attack.
Game manager, that's what they're saying about Juwan Jennings. Juwan Jennings, he was in line to maybe win Super Bowl MVP there for a second.
That would have been wild if he won wild mvp yeah wow but he had a touchdown catch and a touchdown throw we had a good catch or no catch with what you said you said yeah yeah des bryant did say that wasn't a catch which was very funny but yeah i don't like it's it's got to be very painful for niners fans because you're sitting there like we didn't play bad we just let just let Patrick Mahomes end the game. Yeah.
We let Patrick Mahomes have the ball to end the game. And it's like, if you ask Niners fans, what's the one thing you're so deathly afraid of? It's Patrick Mahomes having the ball to end the game.
And they almost ended the game in regulation. The snap, the center for, he's a very good center center I think it's Creed Humphrey uh was so low all night and I think it's been like that all year so maybe Mahomes just used to it but that final play in regulation Mahomes had Rasheed Rice over the middle but because I think the snap and he was already maybe thinking I'm going to go to Kelsey that didn't work out but like But, like, yeah, the Niners, it sucks.
And now you're looking at the Niners. And it's not up there with, like, the Bills heartbreak because nothing can be the Bills four Super Bowls four years.
But the last five years, the San Francisco 49ers have lost in the Super Bowl. 2020, they all got injured and they didn't make the playoffs.
2021, they had the dropped interception in the NFC championship game that would have taken them to another Super Bowl 2022. They had the Brock Purdy injury in the NFC championship game.
Otherwise, I think they dust the Chiefs. Yeah, 2023.
They lost Super Bowl. They have been besides the Kansas City Chiefs consistently the best team in football and they have nothing to Yeah, Patrick Mahomes, thief of joy for so many other teams,

so many other fan bases.

Brutal.

It is tough.

It sucks.

I'm actually glad that my team's not competitive right now because it would suck way worse to just be really good and never win.

Yeah, you should just actually, we should punt on it.

Yeah, if you suck and don't win, yeah, no shit, we suck.

I didn't ever think I was going to win.

But if you're good and Mahomes just caves your face in year after year,

that's tough. It's a great time to be tanking.
Yeah, it is. Congrats, boys.
We planned it perfectly. Yeah.
But he did it again. He did it again.
I love after the game's over when they bring the owner on stage and they give the trophy to him first. Clark Hunt.
And Clark Hunt, all-time nerd move by Clark Hunt. He was wearing the ear protectors.
What are they called are they called just the earplugs earplugs and um they they handed him the trophy he hands it over to mahomes they give it to kelsey kelsey gets on the microphone and he leads them in a chant of fight for your right to party yeah and the owner of the chiefs first song i ever heard at a strip club nice that's a good one with uh with earplugs in starts like lightly singing along to fight for your right to party it was just a touching scene all around yeah this guy definitely fucks yeah there was a report that came out which i don't know if i fully believe or not that travis kelsey made the team cry yes the night before the night before do you believe that yes he gave the biggest pump-up speech ever. I also, he was toying with, like, people were saying he might retire.
Why would you retire? Because Travis Kelsey proved it yet again. Like, he, again, back to, like, what the Chiefs were the regular season.
He wasn't, that wasn't his best regular season. Everyone was like, ooh, is he getting old? Some drops.
He was incredible in the playoff. Yeah, he took a note out of Billy Football's page and actually ran somebody over.
He'll run you over in the Super Bowl. They said that he reached his top speed running this year.
He got up to almost 20 miles per hour on that catch where he almost got in the end zone. That could have changed the game right there because it looked like he was going to score.
He was getting downhill, and it was a big hit from the defensive back that knocked him out. But yeah, I guess he got better all the way up until the very end of the game yeah and so i don't know what else i mean andy reed he's going to be starting to creep into that goat conversation as well he's got three he's halfway there because that's the i guess you could say the same thing with andy reed and well no because he andy reed only lost to belichick once in a championship game right because Brady obviously the 2-0 Brady over Mahomes is the Super Bowl as well but he lost in the Super Bowl he did lose in the Super Bowl that's true okay so you have those true trump cards listen it's not a competition you know I think it's different eras the Patriots were the best team of their era the Chiefs were the best team of this era when the the Chiefs played the Patriots, the Patriots won.
But, yeah, hats off to them, I guess. Good team.
People approach the MJ LeBron debate the same way. Two arrows.
Yeah, two arrows. Can't debate it.
Well, no. Because they played each other.
Wait, Jake, question, question, question. Question, question.
Did MJ and LeBron ever play against each other in the playoffs? I don't believe so. Yeah, and it helps that Brady and the Patriots were at the end of their run.

So you can't even do the, like, you know, one team.

Tom Brady was 40-plus.

Right.

Smoked him.

Yeah.

Twice.

That's fair.

You put me in my place.

It's a pretty big trump card.

I would say that Mahomes would have to win one more than Brady

to actually be able to give him that card.

Yeah, he's almost halfway there. So that's impressive.
So, I feel bad for Kyle Shanahan. He's a great coach.
He's a great coach. He's a great, great coach, and he now just, like, until he wins one, this will be his story.
There's nothing you can really, you can't say anything about it. It's just crazy how fun of an offseason and how easy it would be to flip narratives and do storylines that the Chiefs have lost.
And it's vice versa for the 49ers, how much brutal it is, because you just have to go through an offseason of hell, even though you were so close to winning a championship. And all you're just going to get is hate, and Shanahan's just going to have to deal with headlines and naysayers and stuff.
And it's like, you coached a good game. Brock Purdy played a good game.
Except for the coin toss. You had a freak injury.
You had the coin toss. That was stupid.
But they're just going to have to hear it all offseason. Yeah.
The worst part. There's nothing you can do about it.
There's nothing you can do about it. It's just going to happen.
Also, what a cucked moment for any raiders fan that was watching on tv having john elway walk the lombardi trophy in on your on your field yeah up to the up to the podium to give away like you get you should hire anybody except john yeah i mean i we said it with the super bowl storylines it was the worst possible matchup for the raiders and the fact that it was the chiefs and the team they used to be a rival with and share a region with. And then they added John Elway on top.
Yeah, John Elway was a sprinkle on top. It was.
Where would you guys rank it in Super Bowls? It was a weird game to start. It felt like we had a million punts, none of them touchbacks.
So close. That sucked so bad.
We had two. We had two we had two they were very close feeling the ball at like the nine yard line the eight yard line one put your heels on the ten it was so close but it was it was a weird game to start and then it kind of became an instant classic like overtime in the super bowl you can't there's nothing you can complain about with that yeah the second half was one of the best halves of Super Bowl.
It was basically the Ray-Ray McLeod muffed or fumble.

That was when the game just woke up.

Yeah.

The game became awesome.

The first half, not that fun to watch.

Nothing really cool happened.

Feeling each other out.

Yeah.

Well, I guess that Juwan Jennings touchdown pass to McCann.

That was sick.

That was pretty sick.

Yeah.

That was very sick.

So we've now had three in a row decided by exactly three points. Oh, wow.
Rams over Bengals by three, last year Chiefs and this year Chiefs. I did.
We went back and looked at the Schwami. When I asked him to do a Schwami, I was like 25-22.
So we're that close. Very close.
If he had said 25-22, it would have been a great, great clip. All right.
Other things about the game that we missed or didn't talk about um a lot of taylor swift a lot of it a lot of it what would you say was the box of the night because she had ice spice she had who's it blake lively uh yeah i believe yeah she said the f word blake lively said the f word taylor swift chugged a beer in front of all the kids who are watching at home trying you know i don't know why we have to expose them to alcohol during nfl games but taylor swift still chugged a beer the official nfl account tweeted out that's disgusting the official okay so now the nfl is comfortable promoting alcohol binge drinking interesting uh i would actually say box of the night goes to jay-z yeah and jack twitter jack jack jack in the box yeah there there was also a las vegas box that had uh like jimmy kimmel carrot top your great great teammate yeah by the way carrot top one thing i learned from him um when we were doing the dozen you would not expect this from carrot top he is the best smelling man in show business oh wow he smells incredible patrulla right it's kind of like patrulla he's got he's got like this um custom oil that he gets for himself and he doesn't like to tell people he told me but he doesn't like to tell people what it is because he doesn't want people walking around smelling like him he smells also nick tranny with uh maybe maybe the meanest jab of all time at me i walked in with carrot top when he was getting ready to be our teammate and uh nick came up to me he had that smirk on his face when he was about to say something hilarious that you're not gonna like he was like wow pft it's like looking into your future oh yeah that's not a bad future good guy carrot top's worth 70 million dollars thank you nick is he actually yeah yeah holy shit yeah for carrot top yeah and he's jacked well yeah he's yeah he's he's pretty jacked now he's pretty jacked uh the commercials i don't really care for um the brady uh affleck matt damon one was great the dun kings also the arnold schwarzenegger one was good that was just ripped off from the simpsons though that was when they had rainier wolfcastle trying to say up and at them, but he kept saying up and at them. They might have done it on purpose.
Yeah, okay, great commercial. Yeah, great commercial.
Super Bowl commercials, because we see them all beforehand, they basically just exist for Darren Revell to complain about Super Bowl commercials not being good anymore. Yeah, the Paramount Plus one when he throws Hey Arnold with Creed playing was great, but it came out like a week and a half ago.

Right.

If I saw that for the first time, I would be blown away.

Right.

I like the Scientology commercial.

I was glad to see that make an appearance.

That would rock if all the Swifties got into Scientology.

I wouldn't be surprised.

That's probably a strategy.

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Extended cut.

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We were on there. Jesus fucking living large living large yeah what was up with jesus he's got cake jesus got a great marketing team he's got mad money and he's really into feet jesus is a foot guy oh did you guys see kanye's commercial that was i had a lot of mark i like that one yeah it was hilarious i didn't see that i'll play for you'll play for you.
Yeah, it was actually the perfect Super Bowl. He basically did a Super Bowl commercial that if we ever bought a Super Bowl commercial, that's exactly what we would do.
So it's just a cell phone video. And it's my commercial.
And since we spent all the money on the commercial spot, we actually didn't spend anybody on the actual commercial. And he just goes, he's just, it's a cell phone video in his car.
I like that. Yeah.
That's a great commercial. We also had, say what you want about Kanye West, but the Super Bowl commercial.
Super Bowl commercial. We also had JJ Watt use the Super Bowl to try out his new hairdo.
Mm-hmm. He was aware.
He was very aware. He did tweet about it saying like, if anyone is ever wondering if people would notice your new hairdo, they do.
He was trying to bring back boy band. I don't know what he was doing.
Maybe I saw Guy Fieri. Yeah.
Yeah. I saw somebody point at him and said, it looks like Derek from Sum 41.
That's pretty much the perfect description. He basically was like, you know what I'm going to do? What no one's done in a long time I'm gonna get like a shit load of axe body spray and the axe clay and do the oh my hair is kind of messed up what yeah I just rolled out of bed and got here listen JJ understands he made a mistake the best, you gotta self-scout, you gotta watch the tape,

you come back with something better.

At least it wasn't Greg Olson's jacket.

That's true.

Nothing's as bad as Greg Olson's jacket. That was awful.

I would have rocked if Berman had showed up

with like a mullet.

Yeah.

Like a full head of hair.

Yeah.

Hopefully Tony Romo won't still be announcing

next time the CBS has a Super Bowl.

I have a feeling that he might not be.

Yeah.

Because they said...

2028.

They said, I think Jim Nance said, I love you to Tony Romo sound like he was gonna have him killed afterwards like yeah kiss of death Tony Romo he just doesn't and we were the first to this take so credit to us because I think everyone agrees with us at this point he doesn't have any substance anymore and it's like and he makes weird noises he was singing. He just says obvious things, and he misses obvious things, too.
Remember that Chiefs fumble that they just never mentioned? That was crazy. The forward pass, almost, that Pacheco threw.
Tony Romo kind of does it how I would do a game without any preparation, which is like Jim Nance narrates the play, and Tony Romo narrates the play again, except with more inflection and weird grunting noises. Right.
And he didn't like, I mean, it's hard to criticize Mahomes, but that's your job. That interception from Mahomes is a bad play.
And he was just like, I just felt the pressure. He also was just making like he was hoping for things to happen.
Yeah. As the replay started to show up, he said, now watch this guy's hand come in, and the hand just never came.
Yeah, yeah. What's up with the replays that were triggered by the booth that didn't happen? Because there were a couple times.
If I was a Chiefs fan and they lost that game, I would be furious about it because there was the Yusek catch, which was close, but they didn't even look at it a second time. Then there was the first down that was, I think it was Pacheco, got tackled, and he pretty clearly got to the line.
It was close, but he was at the line. They kept the spot a full yard behind, and they didn't look at it.
And then there was the other first down in overtime where they had to go fourth and one. By the way, the Chiefs, I'll tell you what, the only thing they could do that would make them better is stop being cowards and let Patrick Holmes do a sneak every now and then.
They haven't done one since he broke his kneecap against Denver however many years ago. But it's crazy they don't even have that play because there was a couple times just like, all right, it's third and one, they're going to run it, and it's probably going to get blown up and it's like you just do it Jake are you going to criticize Tony Romo with us um sure oh you are I mean I understand what you're saying with the lack of substance in some phrases okay that was Jake on Tony Romo we're going to clip thatake goes off on tony romo jake you want to take that back that was insane dude holy shit you just fucking eviscerated him i thought nance was great yep i thought no eagle on nickelodeon was great you listened to that i watched some clips uh there there was a there was a great clip where on the Nick broadcast when they had the streaker that ran across the field.

By the way, I'm going to die on this hill.

If you're a streaker and you're not nude, you're not a streaker.

No.

Just got lost from going to the waste management.

You're an enemy combatant.

It was Hank's doppelganger.

You are an enemy combatant at that point,

and you deserve to be killed.

Yeah.

If you're going to streak, take your clothes off, get arrested, get kicked out of the stadium, slap on the wrist. If you just interrupt the game and you're wearing pants, you're not a streaker.
That's stolen value. You should do that.
If you do that route, you need to get into the huddle. Yeah.
Then I'll give you credit. Or take the ball, run to the end zone, do something weird with it.
But on the Nick broadcast they had, I think it was Larry the Lobster, shirtless, as the streaker running across the field. Oh, that's cool.
That was cool. By the way, we've got a new breaking news.
Yeah, breaking news. Moose, sorry.
New Patrick Mahomes, Andy Reid insults that for the Raiders has dropped. Patrick Mahomes and Andy Reid now have five wins at Allegiant Stadium.
That's more than any other head coach QB combination, including from the Raiders. That's tough.
That's brutal. And that stadium was just built.
It was just built. Also, I think it's the smallest stadium to host a Super Bowl in terms of capacity? Might be.
It's a very intimate stadium. It is.
Very intimate. I have been saying it to you guys, but I think we're going to be in a world where Vegas is going to be hosting a lot more Super Bowls after being there this week.
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It will get a more frequent rotation than any other stadium.

I think it's going to be right in there with New Orleans, Miami, Vegas.

You're right.

They'll probably want to do more of it.

It was a crazy week, especially Friday and Saturday in Vegas. Yeah, the numbers haven't come out yet.
I'm sure it'll take a week or a few days or whatever. But there's going to be the amount of money that was spent in Las Vegas this past week will break every record ever done.
Everyone won because they bet the Chiefs. And also went to the Tunnel of Chaos.
Yeah, we should talk about the Tunnel of Chaos real quick. And we should also just put a disclaimer that i understand um some people are like we don't want to hear a story about how guys who have money just got more money i get that agree yes but we went to the tunnel of chaos and you're probably saying yourself what the hell is the tunnel of chaos well here's what the tunnel chaos is it is uh the red rock casino in in Las Vegas, probably about 25 minutes outside of downtown Vegas.
Dana White's home turf. You say how much money you want.
To an extent. And somehow it happened.
We were talking about it at the dinner table before we go in. We're like, it's just a culture of winning inside the Tunnel of Chaos.
So it's not that much dissimilar from the Patriot way. Yeah.
Where you go in the building, they do things a little bit differently there. Yeah.
You eat your humble pie. You do your job.
And so your job is to tell Dana White how much money you want to win. Yeah.
And in reality, like any gambling, you can lose. And that is exactly what happens for me all the time.
The Tunnel of Chaos, though, it's Dana White basically is like, I want my friends to have a good time time so I will play blackjack for them with my money and then the minute you are up you just stand up and walk out so we went like 9 of us in a row sit down one on one blackjack I did not even touch my cards Dana White played for me and I was like yeah I want to win $20,000 and he's like okay played 3 hands won twenty thousand dollars stood up walked away it's pretty great i mean again it's his money so it's like he like it is gambling because dave's money too yeah but it's like yeah it's dave's money dave dave was using his money for us too but that's that was the big wrinkle that's like oh this is not real life because you gotta know dana white yeah and be friends with dana white and and it's it's a one-on-one you know setup everyone's watching you and but going in they're like all right you know you say how much money you want to win but basically that's your bet like if you and and it's 30 30 grand maximum so if you want to win more than that you have to play multiple hands but for me who only had a few thousand dollars i was like all right you know high roller i'll say i want to win a thousand because that way have to play multiple hands. But for me, who only had a few thousand dollars, I was like, all right, high roller.

I'll say I want to win a thousand because that way I can at least play two or three hands and then I'll be out.

But in the heat of the tunnel of chaos, Dave won.

You won.

PFT won.

And then Dave was like, Hank, you're next.

And I sat down and Dave just put two $5,000 chips down.

So I was like, all right.

Yeah.

I guess I'm trying to win 10 grand. Right.
Played one hand, pushed, played a second hand, won, stood up. Walked away.
Done. It really was the tunnel of chaos.
Again, not real life because you have to know Dana White. But more than anything, it was a reminder that gambling and winning with your friends is the best feeling.
It was camaraderie. It was there was a hype circle going on i stepped up i missed the dude put down i put down my first bet for ten thousand dollars and then dana grabbed my cards yeah and then that hand lost second time it comes out he's like play two hands i was like okay i'll play two hands and he reached out for my cards i grabbed my cards from dana like i'm gonna play him and then i thought to myself like why am i well i'm gonna let dana do this yeah his show double down on one of them now i got 25 grand in my pocket yeah and i'm like this this is not real life dana is a legend i think people listening because even in conversations about my friends like it just pisses them off yeah no and i understand that 100 because it's like a shitty story to be like yeah we just all won money but it was more about the camaraderie and the fact that tunnel of chaos is the coolest thing to say i personally will never stop thinking about the tunnel of chaos yeah the vibes were on all-time high and it was one of the the craziest and most fun experiences i've ever had it's not even the gambling for me it's i i like it's like a retired nfl player like i miss the locker room yeah it's the boys yeah the boys were good i miss although i got i gotta put my hand up which i ironically didn't do after i won my hand yeah i'm still waiting this is here give it to me this is two there we go that made for two videos in a row where i accidentally left big cat hanging on the moon one was i think after the chili's three-point shootout yeah which i didn't see i got pulled away as big cat was reaching out for the dap up after i hit my hand in the tunnel of chaos i blacked out i just blacked out because i'm like fuck this is awesome i grabbed danish shoulders shake him around a little bit i dap up somebody next to me i didn't see you reaching out for it i had tunnel vision in the tunnel of chaos people are saying and i'll take some ownership they're saying that my high fives are too high for you that's not the case that's what people were saying not the case they're saying that it's too high up there i gotta bring them down low to i'm an excellent leaper i got a great for this i can get that i can get that no it's not you can get that it's an eye level thing no oh so i gotta bring it high for my eye levels yeah i don't think i gotta bring it down to your level i don't think that's the case as much as i'm not saying like people are saying you black out yeah tunnel chaos yeah so it was great i mean vegas was great i hope that it's not there every year because i like going to different cities and seven days in vegas i i took the red eye back on friday which is not a red eye when you're going to chicago it's three hours.
So I didn't sleep. And I was just like, fuck it.
I'm just going to watch Wolf of Wall Street and be like, man, I wish I was in the tunnel of chaos. But it was crazy to just be in Vegas and just have so many people, like famous people, NFL players, just walking around, just seeing them all.
I got absolutely steamrolled by Donovan McNabb. He was walking and I was like i was like what's up donovan like we've had you on the show and he just didn't break step and was like cool i was like fuck that sucked we did run into mark davis booked him on part of my take when we went out to dinner on monday night we saw him walking through the ball spotted him like 50 yards away that can only be one man that's mark davis we ran up to him big cat was just like

yo it's the guys in part of my take and i was like part of my take you coming on the show and he was like yeah i'll come on the show so that's an official booking yep for mark davis he's in on the pod and then you saw him again i saw him again so on you had a great smile on friday i had a wonderful smile uh on friday after big cat left he get he left me with some treats should we keep that part in boomers yeah okay so left left some fun guy yeah he was a real fun guy and uh at dinner we went out it was me hank memes max jeff d low and we go out to dinner and i've got the i got the things in my pocket and i'm trying to time it out i'm like maybe maybe I'll eat these pieces of chocolate right before the food gets out. And Hank is like, no, don't do that.
And I was like, it usually takes like 30, 45 minutes for it to kick in. I think I'll be okay.
I eat them after we place our order. And about five, 10 minutes later, I start to get this feeling like, oh, this is a lot more than I thought it was going to be.
I was looking at you guys, and you looked AI to me. You looked like your faces were made out of clay.
You were so smooth. But Vicette also gave them in a snack bag.
Yeah, in a snack bag. And on the side of it- That's how I keep them.
I keep them in a snack bag. In my fanny pack.
But it was all broken up, so it was harder to- It was kind of just like a choose-your-own-adventure. It gave recommended doses.
It was like light dose, one to three pieces, medium dose, four to six pieces, heavy dose, nine to whatever it was. So I took three.
I think the official thing was you want to see the walls melt. Yeah, yeah.
So I took three, which I thought was a heavy light dose, which is, to me, the perfect amount. Right.
That's not a heavy light dose. It's just like a pretty solid dose yeah it turns out and uh i was very happy with the exception of memes and memes just kept staring at me and i saw he would be the worst i saw what dave saw during the stand-up where i was just like memes stop fucking looking at me like it just do anything else except look at me and that made memes look at me harder and that was freaking me out.
And we're supposed to have a nice little quiet night out afterwards. Yeah.
We're supposed to go to, like, Old Vegas and hit up a dive bar with Rusillo. I got texts from Rusillo being like, hey, we're actually over at the Encore.
Okay, that's a little bit different than a low-key dive spot. That's where Shaq's Funhouse is.
Okay. So we go over to Shaq's Funhouse at at the encore in that lobby and i walk in and just like massive celebrities walking past me in the brightest most crazily colored environment possible and i was just like what the hell is going on right now i was i was on the moon i was in a great mood fantastic mood so then max and memes leave and i i'm like fuck it i got to go find ryan so i started walking around and who do i see but big dom yeah right after max left i see big dom he was in taylor's box yeah was he really yeah damn good for him yeah so so i see big dom and i'm like fuck yeah big dom i go up to him nicest guy ever of course also everybody else that's around us at the time is like oh there's jeff lorry the owner of the eagles that's walking by yeah i see a security guard i'm like i want to go talk to that guy yeah i go talk to big dom and he was the nicest dude he was like he was like yeah great to meet you paisan thanks for having my back he's like you guys are the ones that have my back i was like yeah we got your back big dom come on the pod big dom agrees to come on the pod love it he will be on part of my book to another one booked another one and it was about 30 seconds after that he's like couldn't have been couldn't have been sooner after i left yeah when you told me that he called you a paisan that was like i'd pay a lot of money to hear big dom call me a paisan i also suck jalen hurt's dick i don't know i never said that i don't know why i brought that up again it was also great uh like i was getting on my flight and i was obviously seven days in vegas it felt like shit knew i was going to be on a flight like feel like shit not sleep and i just kept on getting text messages on the group text from pft with like different celebrities and he just had the most like the most I am on drugs smile of all time.
And it was, it just made me so happy. I was like, he's having a great time.
Facts. So I, I get a picture with big Dom, see Mark Davis again.
And I was like, I was walking past and Bruce still was next to me. And I was just like, Mark, part of my take, you're coming on.
And, and he was like, what? And then I went up to him. I was like, yeah, you're going to come on the pod.
He's like, yeah, I agreed to it. So he's going to be on the pod.
Okay, love it. And then about five minutes later, Russell Wilson walks in and when I tell you a man steals the show, Russell Wilson walks in with Ciara and he's got this look on his face.
Like he practices this look. Oh yeah.
He's, in his mind, he's walking through that casino like he's on the red carpet. He's got blue steel, like an angry blue steel look on his face.
And it was the funniest thing to me in that moment that here's Russell Wilson coming in, looking like a pissed off Terminator on purpose. Love it.
Walking through the halls. I see him.
I start cracking up as he's walking right at me. So I turn around.
I took a selfie with me and then Russ and Ciara in the background walking past.

And I did not tweet that one

because even in my drugged out stage,

I zoomed in on the picture

and my eyeballs were entirely pupil.

Oh, yeah.

Entirely pupil.

But it was, yeah, it was a lot of fun.

So thank you for the boomers.

Yeah, yeah.

Vegas was fun.

What were you going to say, Hank?

No, I was just going to say,

I didn't go with PFT after doing that.

I went to the club, ended up at a roulette table with Rafe from Outer Banks at 5 a.m.

Fuck yes.

Hell yeah.

Celebrities everywhere.

I ended up at a blackjack table with a certain running back.

Let's say the best running back who's going to be a free agent coming up.

And it's intimidating being at a blackjack table when someone is playing significantly

more money than you.

That felt.

Yeah.

Oh, I did that with Brooks.

I'll see you next time. And it's intimidating being at a blackjack table when someone is playing significantly more money than you.
That felt. Yeah.
Oh, I did that with Brooks. Brooks was there all week.
Brooks. Champion.
Yeah. Brooks is a champion.
Smash. That's right.
He won. It's great seeing Brooks.
I also, I don't think I told this story, but I was staying in the same hotel as Roger Goodell and Dave. So I was under Dave's name because Danielle booked it.
And so it was like my room was literally Dave. Like I was signing Dave Portnoy for like breakfast, you know.
And I knew that Goodell was there on Tuesday. I was trying to time it up.
He was at the gym. And so I think Wednesday I went to the gym for like an hour just sitting there, not doing anything, anything just waiting for goodell like i wasn't even working out like you weren't like let's kill tuber with one stones i'm in the gym i might as well work out as well no i sat at like the um the bench press machine and was did maybe like 10 reps and then just sat there for like 20 minutes and then did 10 reps thing is if you're in form if you're in, you're burning calories.
Yeah, right. So because I just wanted to get a picture of Dave like sliding up next to Goodell like on an elliptical machine.
And I kept this a secret all week until I think Thursday or Friday when we were doing our birth to a live, I said that we were tracking Roger Goodell. Like we were tracking him.
I say it on Thursday. I go back to to my room two hours later there's two guys standing in front of my room and they're like hey we're here for a random Super Bowl check we need to look in your room and I was like um is that legal like do I have to legally let you in they're like yeah and I'm such an idiot I was like okay and I also had that like flash where I was like I felt like I was like 15 again.
I was like, I don't have drugs, but do I have drugs? I actually did. You did have drugs.
I'm thinking about that, but I think it was in my fanny pack on person. So I was good.
But they went in and just checked my room. They were hoping to bust you for anything.
Yeah, my room's name was under Dave Portnoy. And Austin, who's Dave's right-hand man, he also had a random room check on his room.
His name was under Dave Portnoy as well. Interesting.
Yeah, so the NFL was all over us. What are you going to say, Max? It's like getting a random piss test after you have a career game in the NFL.
But it was the worst feeling of like, you know when you get pulled over, you're like, I didn't do anything illegal. Did I do something illegal? Yeah.
What are you going to say, Max? I wasn't going to say anything, but we didn't bleep out on Friday, so we already said this. Oh, we did? Because you had already talked about it on...
We said we were going to bleep it, then you went to Barstool Radio. Oh, we didn't bleep it out.
Okay, perfect. So we didn't bleep it out on Friday.
Perfect. But I did not tell the story about the Root Jack.
No, you didn't tell any story. Yeah, because that happened after.
That is the random piss test that you got from the same guy, Gadol. And I was going to say our Who's Back of the Week should be being bad boys again.
Yeah. Being bad boys.
Yeah, you guys were on the list. Big Cat got a personal visit from Goodell's goons.
The NFL. And then on Thursday morning, the NFL security sent out a memo to all the casinos in the area.
And it was a picture at the top of myself, Hank Lockwood, and Liam, and Bubba.

Bubba.

Three bad boys. And it said, per NFL security, these members have been known to cause disruptions

and have a large following that can attract a large amount of people.

They're not trespassing, but you should be on the lookout.

What an awesome memo to get.

That's awesome. Awesome.
Cause disruptions. Thank you.
thank you roger gdell for continuing to do this the second he starts letting us into shit is a second we become way less cool seriously i would know i like radio row wouldn't be fun if we were part of the media and we're like hey well you know do you wash your apples Yeah. From like a plate, like with a credential.
Yeah. Warning, be on the lookout for these three rugged and hilarious individuals.
The NFL's back on us. They also use a great picture of me.
I was hoping that they were going to plant something. That would have been a great storyline if I had just gotten arrested by the NFL.
Yeah. Planting a gun.
Yeah. I would actually, that would actually be badass.
If you got arrested. If everyone thought I had a gun.
Yeah, for gun possession. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It would have sucked if they planted like. A bunch of crumpled up tissues and like a bunch of lotion in there and took pictures of it.
Or like. We found a bunch of stuff in Big Cat's room.
Molly would suck. People would be like, dude, you're 39.
Yeah, Molly. Mother of three.
Molly was doing. I'd even say weed would be cool.
Yeah, it'd be fine. But yeah, the NFL's back on our ass.
It was a good week, though. I don't know if I could do Vegas every single year for the Super Bowl.
I don't want to do Vegas every year for the Super Bowl. I just think that the NFL's reaction to this week is going to be, we should do it more.
Yeah, I would probably agree with that, because I just... I like cities better because vegas is used club or casino and it's just constant yeah i was i'm more of a bar like i like you know new orleans is gonna be great because it's casino's an option if you want to yeah you can also just go to bars all night you guys you guys know this because i i want it on the record for the awls you know i lose my voice at least once a football season i was almost losing my voice this past week and i did the right thing there was one night where i went to sleep at like nine o'clock i told you guys like i gotta go to sleep i went to sleep so early i've never felt like such a loser that the the uh maid service came after i got in bed to like turn down my room oh yeah i had to get out of bed and be like no i'm actually already in bed and they're like what yeah you're in vegas yeah it was like nine o'clock but i was doing it for the aw i was trying to save my voice but real big loser move by me no i like it i like it there were a couple nights i wanted to go to bed early yeah and i was just like you know what it's vegas yeah but vegas i was doing it for the people i would have lost my voice 100 now that said i think the i think i still love vegas.
This trip actually rekindled my love for Vegas. Yeah.
Most of that is just a tunnel of chaos. It might be because of the tunnel of chaos and the mushrooms.
Yeah. For some reason.
And we had some good meals. Yeah.
For some reason. Komodo was incredible.
Shout out to Fountain Blue guys. When I win a shitload of money and then get all the endorphins that my brain has, I tend to have a pretty good time.
Yeah. Yeah.
Leaving with money was great new experience only because of the tunnel of chaos yeah otherwise i would have lost a lot yeah i did i did the thing when i got home i i like because i went with a significant amount of money and i came back with more money which does not happen often and i gave my wife uh the month the profit and she was like really You lost all that money? I was like, gotcha. Fucking tunnel of chaos.
That's a profit. Yep.
But I'm keeping the rest still. Because I'm going to lose it at some point.
All right. Anything else from Vegas? It was a great Super Bowl week.
I mean, the guests were great. We got another interview coming Wednesday.
By the way, quick programming note. I think we've alluded to this but we are actually taking a vacation we finally we take vacation after football season ends it's been a long football season so the plan is Wednesday you get a regular show with all of us in studio uh we have an awesome awesome guest you guys are going to love and Friday we have the long-awaited Dungeons & Dragons with Tim Woods.
He's back. Green screen.
Nick also back. Nick also back.
Awesome. Maybe our best one, I would say.
And then, so we're leaving on Wednesday for vacation. We're coming back.
I'm coming back Monday night. So Sunday's show will be, the first part of it will be Zoom.
And then we have an hour and a half NBA preview with Ryan Russillo we made sure we took care of the listeners, we're taking vacation but we're not leaving, we're not leaving you there will be new content coming out on all the regular show days and shout out to us doing the trade deadline slash NBA preview with Ryan Russillo way after the season started and way before the trade deadline. Yeah.
He, when he came on with us, I think we taped it what Tuesday night, no Wednesday night. And he was like, I'm about to do a big trade deadline for my employer, the ringer.
Can we not release this tomorrow? And we're like, dude, this is the NBA preview. We're not releasing it until February 19th.

Yeah.

Don't worry about it.

Yeah, we got you.

So we'll have our NBA preview post All-Star break.

I was thinking about it.

I don't think anything really happened that big at the NBA

that would make him look dumb at the trade deadline.

I was hoping so bad that Kyle Lowry went to the Clippers

because we alluded to that.

Yep.

And where did he end up going?

Sixers.

Sixers.

Back. Philly boy, Nova boy.
Back. Back.
Two sodas max. Five sodas, big cat.
Yeah. But I took a shit before I got on my plane.
Big difference. Max came in hot being like, I saw you drink all those sodas.
I was like, dude, just so we're clear, two sodas is not a ridiculous amount. It's just a very funny thing to say being like, and Max had two sodas.
Yeah, that was funny. It was funny.
Two sodas. I actually showed up to the airport- Signed up being unhealthy.
Yeah. On Saturday.
So unhealthy. I showed up to the airport on Saturday.
I had a soda in my hand and Max looked at me and the first thing he said was, better not get a second soda. It's the best.
We're going to, for pardon my cheesesteak, we are going to have a max combo that is literally just buying two sodas. That's all you get.
Two sodas. The big max combo.
You know what? Could we make a cheesesteak burrito? Ooh. Be great.
Cheesesteak burrito and two sodas. And we'll put it in a nice box called the fart box.
Yeah. The big max combo.
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Question. Who's back of the week, Hank? My who's back of the week? A little bit of a future you, maybe a future Fyre Fest.
I will be packing my Robacks and bringing them to work tomorrow. Oh, no.
Oh, yeah. Because Big Headed has put a gigantic obstacle, potential obstacle, in front of this vacation.
Yeah, I'm in the same boat. No, I know.
I have a flight to Mexico on Wednesday, and we might be fucked. And we're doing a stream that will not end until we complete it, which hopefully we do.
And it starts Monday at 5 o'clock. 5 o'clock Eastern.
But if it doesn't end, we kind of are in a spot where we have to just cancel everything. Vacations, yeah.
Which is a concern. That is a concern.
I didn't really fully think about the canceling everything. What's the stream? We're doing a free throw challenge with DraftKings.
You can sign up uh it's free to play there's free to play contests 100 grand in prizes we have to make 41 free throws in a row dave big cat will be shooting in every group and then they're going to pick the other five shooters so every time we miss we'll start over dave and big cat will pick their five we'll try to get 41 free throws in a row and that is the nba record for a team that's the nba record miami heat 41 consecutive free throws everyone in the group has to hit two no one can hit more than 10 in a row we have titus is a good free throw shooter big t is a really good free throw shooter. That's it.
That's the list. I'm a good free throw shooter.
You're a free throw shooter. Oh, wow.
You didn't say good. Yeah.
PFT, Nick and KB are going to be on the call and it's going to be now. I think we can do it.
I think we can also mulligans. We can bring people in from the street.
I'll say this right now. Yeah, but you and Dave have to shoot every time.
If you're a really good free throw shooter in the Chicago area, there might be a time during this broadcast where we say roll up. Yeah.
But that just puts more pressure on you. Yeah, but I don't want anyone coming if they're not.
We should actually do a one-day contract for people here at Barstow Sports. Yeah, if we have people roll up, we might have to have them do a test and then just kick them out.
They have to shoot 20 free throws if they don't go 19 for 20, you're out. I personally think- You can't lie about it.
I think Rear Admiral should get a shot at it. I would like to see him try to make 10 free throws in a row.
He basically did the other day, right? Yeah. Yeah.
We're fine. He's got great form.
We're going to be fine. I think we're going to be fine, too.
It's just it is, you know, right before planning for a vacation. It's like I do.
I actually generally have to bring my suitcase in tomorrow because I have a flight Tuesday, and it's like this might go overnight, and I might have no time and just go straight to the airport. Yeah.
I believe. Yeah, we'll be fine.
We'll be fine. I might have the worst job in all this.
Yeah. Having to to narrate everybody like if it goes on for a long time you can tap out yeah just leave us to be i might yeah let the game speak for itself yeah all right who's your who's back pft uh my who's back was gonna be being bad boys so i'll just say uh me being horny during musical performances is back because i'm sure you were getting you almost took out your penis for usher I have a thing for her is it her huh you don't know what she identifies as I don't know but either way backup was got you on the list yeah uh the lady that came out with the guitar oh she shredded she's awesome at guitar shout out little John by the way I didn't I didn't know what to expect but her her I don't know what it is I'm gonna become a fan.
She's awesome at guitar. Shout out Lil Jon, by the way.
I didn't know what to expect, but her HER, I don't know what it is. I'm going to become a fan.
She's awesome at guitar. She can play.
And then Ludacris coming out was incredible. Yeah.
I think that they should do a Ludable halftime show where it's Ludacris that goes out and he performs all of his features with all the other artists that have had him on their songs. I like that.
That would be an incredible show. Again, like Ludacris, I'll watch anything Ludacris is on.
Yeah. All the fastest.
I liked it. I liked the halftime show.
I feel like every Super Bowl halftime show goes the same way where I watch it and I say to myself, that was kind of cool. And then you go online and everyone's like, that sucked.
Yeah. Well, I don't know.
I'm never watching the Super Bowl halftime show being like, I need to be so entertained. I'm more watching it being like, can we get the football back on? Yeah.
Gaga halftime show blew my mind. That was pretty good.
Prince was obviously very good when the game wasn't great. Gaga was in person for it.
And I was the same thing. I was like, let's just get through halftime.
And I was sitting there. I was like, holy shit.
Yeah. This is one of the greatest performances I've ever seen i thought katie perry was pretty good yeah in arizona yeah uh there's like a cycle that you go through it's like oh i think this is pretty good some people say it's good and then about 15 minutes later everyone online points out to you how it was satanic yeah so i haven't seen the satan rollerblades the satanic takes just roller blades big sign of satan alicia keys was dressed in red i've seen that which is that's the color of the devil uh can't wear red let's see satanic yeah you know i'm sure he just won the super bowl in red okay satanic halftime show yeah the takes are coming okay yeah perfect uh all right my who's back is the waste management uh because it was an absolute shit show and i loved every second of it you had everything, like the waste management, there was bad weather.
They stopped serving beer one day. You had golfers getting mad.
Zach Johnson was getting mad because people were still chirping about the Ryder Cup. I love it because this is what the waste management is.
And I always had the feeling that golfers begrudgingly said, like, we love it. It's once a year.
It's great. But this year, it finally reached a tipping point where, like, fuck this.
This is bullshit. Everyone's too drunk.
No, no, no. That's what it's billed as.
It is the premier. If you had to list for, like, the winter months, it has to be one of the number one, like, guys trip weekends that guys go to.
And everyone was hammered. There was a kid who jumped in the sand trap and almost broke his neck.
He said he thought it was water. The guy that dove into it? Yeah, he said he thought it was water.
I was trying to figure out what he was trying to do there. I thought he was trying to do a handspring.
No, he thought it was water. That rocks.
Yeah, and there was just drunk guys everywhere, falling down hills, mud. But that's what I want from the waste management.
So there's definitely going to be a push to curb that, but it's kind of like when we do broadcasts for the bowl game. I wouldn't want the waste management every weekend.
Yes. People saying, well, you never see this at Augusta.
No fucking shit. The Masters is the Masters.
I don't want to see this. But once a year, I want to see it.
Yeah. So don't tell me that it went too far.
That's where it didn't go far enough. If that happened at Augusta, if there was a dude that was running out, diving into bunkers, that guy would disappear.
Yeah, right. He would no longer be alive.
Right. So give me what this is what the waste management has been billed as it's what it's sold as i want this so don't try to change it i want more i want guys going yes stealing golf clubs and shit it is like woodstock but for people that earn between like 50 and 250 000 yeah like if all the hippies instead of getting into, just got into just absolutely pounding domestic light beers.
Yeah. And they won't.
That's what that is. Don't take it.
It's the Shane Gillis tweet. Guys can't have any fun anymore.
Yeah. If you take away waste management, then it truly is the last place guys can have fun.
They should actually make the golfers get drunk. Yeah.
Why not? You have to shotgun a beer after every hole on the back nine. But there was, who was the other golfer who got pissed? There was another one.
Billy Horschel. Billy Horschel, don't talk in my backswing.
No, dude. He was defending another guy.
I don't care. Who I think was a Monday qualifier or something, who really needed to play well.
Don't care. Talk in his backswing.
It's a waste management. People are fucked up, and they're going crazy.
Oh, it's once a year. But there's some, there's a little bit of basic.
It's become an old stuffy golf art. Basic, yo, like, you can't, the guys in his back, you can't be yelling at them.
You make an event for dudes to get as drunk as possible and scream and yell and do stupid shit. You can't be like, nope, that's against the rules now.
That part, I mean, that part's like, that's how they market it, so that part is true. Correct.
So you can't invite everyone to come do it and then be like, no, don't do that. They shut down the beer and they shut down admission.
They're like, we've lost control of our... That's wrong, but I don't think...
I think it's okay for golfers to then chirp at people and be like, fuck you guys. Yes, of course.
clip of billy horse wasn't him jack johnson jack johnson was kind of being like trying to get him out he was like hey like come on just shut up the billy horse show just happened to be walking by okay it's like that's fair guys were screaming at his back swing he's like not his fucking backswing i think that uh golfers should get to fight someone yeah like you should yell you should yell back Yeah. Yell back if you're a golfer and then be prepared for the criticism and the drunken screams that come back from the gallery.
At the Ryder Cup. Yeah.
You should just get like Hell's Angel to fight the people that yell in backswing. Yeah.
That's a good idea. All the caddies should be bouncers.
That would be awesome. It's a great idea.
Imagine if they had all the Scottsdale bouncers be the caddies for the week yeah and that would be fucking that would rock there should be dancers at the on the pins yes that would be incredible don't sell it as this crazy party an awesome time because it is an awesome time and then get upset when it's an awesome time that's my big point at the rider cup they always do it where especially in europe get the chants going, they get the songs going, and then they know to stop right before the swing happens. That's impressive when you get a bunch of drunk hooligan Europeans just immediately shut up right before the swing happens.
But I also kind of wish that they would be able to cheer throughout the entire swing. Yeah.
Because, hey, answer me this. It would be fun.
Do you think it would be? It way worse if like one guy's yelling in your backswing right if the entire crowd is cheering well yeah that it just becomes background noise yeah so just just cheer everyone cheer through the backswing i don't care if you want to if you want to if you want to work like that if you want to pay the guys to like an appearance fee for just this event i'm fine with that yeah they know they're going to get abused it was a tough look for the PGA when I think it was maybe Friday. The leaderboard of the Liv was insane.
And the leaderboard for the waste management was not. I love doing that during tournaments.
You just look at this board. It's such a good board.
Although John Rahm was getting upset at fans that live, which is very funny when you take that paycheck. Yeah.
You should not be bothered about anything.

I just assume you should just show up, golf but louder.

Yep.

All right, Jake.

My who's back is Joe Flacco.

He pulled off a huge upset.

Yeah. And he beat DeMar Hamlin for comeback player of the year on Thursday night.

Yeah.

Shocking.

It was the fake punt.

I think if DeMar didn't do that fake punt, I think he would have won.

But we saw him.

And it was nice when he got on the field and he could be like, oh, look he came back, he played in the game, gets the ball in his hands, didn't look so good. Good for Joe.
Who won MVP? Lamar Jackson. Okay, who won Defensive Player of the Year? Jalen Carter.
No, no, no. Defensive Player of the Year.
Miles Garrett. Miles Garrett? And who won Defensive Offensive Offensive rookie of the year Was that CJ Stroud? Yes And who won defensive rookie of the year That was actually his teammate Who? Jalen Carter? That one was Jalen Carter Oh no, it was actually Will Anderson Oh, fuck From the Texans I don't care But Jalen Carter was Minus 250 I don't care You definitely care Tomorrow was a big a big favorite.
He lost. If you had...
I wouldn't have done shit. Yeah, you would have.
You've been telling us. We said Will Anderson was a good bet in December, and you're like, Jalen Carter.
Pull the clip. Find the clip.
I absolutely said that. I absolutely said, Will Anderson, you said, Jalen Carter.
I'm not pulling the clip. Okay.
So Jalen Carter did not win? No, who cares? I thought it was good. You cared a lot.
I thought it was funny that Joe Flacco won. I still think it should have been Baker.
I think Baker should have won that. He won a playoff game.
Who did he beat in the playoffs? Jalen Carter. Oh, Jalen Carter.
Yeah. So Baker Mayfield should have won that award, but whatever.
Although it's not that impressive to beat the non-defensive rookie of the year. That's a good point, yeah.
I'm shocked the media didn't give it to Damar. Yeah.
No, it's actually a win for guys like us and a loss for guys like you, Jake. For the storyline.
You were rooting for Damar. Yeah, he deserved it.
You're like, oh, this fucking guy died. Okay, so if Damar Hamlin had taken that fake punt for a first down, they convert it.
100% getting it. The Bills win that game.
No, but they don't. He's 100% winning comeback player of the year.
Aren't the votes done before the playoffs? I don't know how that works. I think they are.
They absolutely are. Yeah, Jake, I'm actually happy he didn't because you absolutely, you would have done a tweet being like, from death to comeback player of the year.
Not that direct. Dreams come true.
Well, I was also thinking Travis was very close to scoring the game when he touched down tonight. Yeah.
Yeah. They wanted that.
Yeah. Did that ruin the Super Bowl for you? No.
Oh. I bet I wanted to score a touchdown on that drive, too.
So that ruined the Super Bowl for you? Yeah. I mean, I would have been happier for sure.
I'm just so happy that I've been on Patrick Mahomes. It feels so good.

It really does. Chiefs fans have been giving me so much shit, and now they can't because it's like, I agree.
I agree. You're the best.
What are you going to do? You're the fucking best. You can't say anything at all.
You can't. They're the best.
They deserve the glazing. They're the fucking best team, and they have a dynasty now.
And Patrick Mahomes, what if he wins next year? He said that he's like flipping into villain mode, which he's not becoming a dick, but at some point you have- Everyone around him is? No, you have to embrace- Well, no, actually, Brittany, big glow up this time. That was awesome.
Brittany Mahomes, Jackson trying to get into her VIP box. Jackson tried to get into her box.
Yep. And there was a bouncer right outside that was like, sorry man, can't do it.
And then

Brittany just with the casual shrug, like

what are you going to do? And also

listen, we've had

Patrick Mahomes on the show. I want to have him back on the

show. We've tried to get him back on the show.

He hasn't been back on the show.

Brittany

is attractive. She looked great.
Sports Illustrated.

In a classy way, she looked, she was a very attractive. Nice.
I want to just all due respect, Patrick. You've won.
Well, I think she's just a great woman. Yeah.
And she was hot. A great woman.
Yeah. And you just won the Super Bowl.
I got this one. And your wife is hot.
And would. I'm not saying that sentence i would say that his wife is very attractive good job that's good yeah i finished it uh okay last football i would like to sleep with her knowing that i'm not thinking about sleeping with her right right agree i want to go to bed tonight with britney mahomes knowing in the back of her head like PFT's a good guy.
Right. If she was too drunk, I would call her an Uber.
Yep, absolutely. Last football show, boys.
What, Max? Hey, Max, you know that in the five seconds that the microphone was on during this show in that booth, caught you in a nasty little hiccup earlier. Ooh.
Too much soda. Yeah.
Big soda boy. Two sodas.
Hiccups have nothing to do with sodas. Max, get me two.
What do you mean hiccups have nothing to do with sodas? Burps do. They have everything to do with sodas.
Burps do. Everything to do with sodas.
Hiccups for sure. Your butt was hiccuping on that plane because you had two sodas.
You guys don't even understand what a hiccup is. Boys, we're going into the darkness seven months before there's another football game.
Yeah, but we got the draft. We got the draft.
Draft goes to us. Bears are on the clock.
We are the draft kings. Bears are on the clock.
I heard it was a historic call. Historic call is what they're looking for.
Multiple. Shout out Ryan Poles.
Finally, we got a GM that knows how to work the media because it was like Rapport and Schefter said historic call within like three minutes of each other yeah that's pretty good sent that text i actually did get a chance to speak with jeff lorry the owner of the eagles uh while i was out of my gourd on mushrooms you congratulate him on his defensive rookie i did yeah i congratulate him on that another great season for the eagles long way to go before taking on a team like i congratulate him on getting a new head coach who they surely fired after this last season no I said um who do you think we're gonna take you think we're gonna trade up and get uh the number one pick and take Caleb Williams and he said I certainly hope not so exclusive reporting there you go so they're not that's one team that's not gonna be taking Jeff I'm gonna report to the Chiefs will not be taking Caleb Williams. Okay, Jeff Lurie hopes that the Commanders do not take Caleb Williams.

Yeah. Oh, wait.

Jeff Lurie or you said

the Eagles? The Eagles, yeah.

What did you say, Commanders, sir?

Because I said, do you think we're going to

take... But did he know you were a Commanders fan

or you thought you were an Eagles fan? No, he

knew I was a Commanders fan. Oh, okay, because that's

confusing. No, I saw Jeff Lurie and I just started

talking to him about the Commanders. Oh, got it.
I thought you were talking about the Eagles. Yeah, that was confusing.
Sorry. Okay, that's all right.
You still have mushrooms? No, I wish. I think he may have thought you were talking about the Eagles, too.
There's a very good chance. I would say if you go up to an owner and say, are we going to take Caleb Williams? He's like, this guy's on my team.
No, no, I was wearing a commander's hat. Still.
Still, I think he might. It's a very good possibility.
I don't think I was explaining myself. I certainly hope not.
And you were on my team. Yeah, I don't think I was explaining myself in the moment that thoroughly.
Yeah. All right.
Great football season, boys. Going to miss it.
But you know what? The schedule always does us well. I feel like I'm tired.
I need a vacation. You know what know what i have to this is the best way to to get into the beautiful cyclical nature of sports i'm gonna look up how many days uh it is until pitchers and catchers report yeah how many days we got how many days start dates how many baseball's coming back to arizona and florida.
The Dodgers and Padres will report to spring training earlier than everyone else.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

They're going on February 14th.

Wow.

I was going to say right by our NBA preview.

So wait, we have two days.

That's Wednesday.

Two days until pitchers and catchers report.

We did it. Five weeks until Selection Sunday.
We did it. All right.
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Pug, What did you think about the halftime show

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The halftime show

Great halftime show

It was great halftime show

Pug

Thank you

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Thank you. What do you mean? I didn't hit reset.
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Yes. What an end of the football season, pug.
That if AWL see pug out in public, they need to either bark at him or give him a boop. Yeah.
What's the pug? Are you scratching behind his ears? Pug, pug, pug, pug. Pug, pug, pug.
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Nice work, Pug.

Please don't bark at me, though.

So, boop.

Boop.

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All right. So, you want people touching your face?

What about belly rub?

Pug.

I bark at me.

Yeah.

I think the bark is definitely better than the boop.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'll take the bark.

Yeah.

No booping.

No booping.

Pug.

Yeah. Sniff his ass.
Or just hump him. Yeah.
Way to go, Pug. Fucking huge.
Great football season, boys. This is great.
Great football season. Great football season.
I think Pug is the only person on the show that everyone is universally happy that he wants. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, by far.

Because we don't want to see the other guys win.

I don't want to see any one of you win except for him.

Hell no.

Jake, do you want to see us win?

Jake, do you want to see us win?

Of course he does.

Do you want to see us win?

He's a weirdo like that.

I want to see everyone win.

Yeah, you're a weirdo.

Disgusting.

Love you guys Oh, yeah. Thank you.
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