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On today's part of my take, we have our good friend Pete Prisco on the show talking about the NFL playoffs so far, looking ahead, talking coaching vacancies. We're also going to talk about Monday's games, the Bills beating the Steelers.
The Bucks beating the Eagles. Going to get into all of that.
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Today is Wednesday, January 17th and PFT. I don't know about you, but we're done with super wild card weekend.
I feel like we just got to talk about the Cowboys lost more. Yeah, so that's the good news if you're a fan of any other NFC East teams is all the pressure was off you this postseason.
Yeah. We're only talking about the Cowboys today.
I still think with the benefit of hindsight, another day to think about it, you got to extend both Dak Prescott and Mike McCarthy. Yeah.
I think, listen, you won 13 games, right? But that was a debacle on Sunday. And again, there was games played Monday, but Sunday's Cowboys loss was the story that everyone's still talking about today.
And the fallout from it. Yeah.
Especially Jerry Jones didn't go on the radio this week, hasn't said anything inflammatory since the press conference. I think there's a good chance, you know, sometimes stability is your best ability.
Yes. And in Big in big d i think you got to keep the guys in town another guy that was in dallas for a very long time almost as long as mike mccarthy yeah is joining us on the couch today he's back with his back hank we're just glad you made home safe i know that there was significant travel issues that delayed your return well and delayed the taping of this podcast because we are it's really whatever hank's schedule hank's delayed coming on the podcast is brought to you by roman swipes hank how did things go with the travel how are you feeling what are your thoughts yeah it was just a hellacious past 24 hours for me uh my flight monday morning got canceled or moved to tuesday at 6 a.m so then i woke up to on tuesday they had no flights on monday there's flights to uh there's two airports in chicago i drove my car because i thought i was going to be there for like a day or two um there was flights to midway which was not the airport where my car was but that's a really long trip it's very far yeah i mean it's an extra two hours plus and i was like okay my flight's Tuesday morning at 6 a.m.
I'll be back at 8. No harm, no foul.
I remember one time I- And I wanted to watch the games. I missed a flight.
I think it was in a- What do you mean the games? Dallas was the only game that was played. No, the Eagles and the Bills.
Those two teams played? They did. Oh, shit.
Great games. One time I missed a flight at O'Hare, and I got into a cab, and I went to Midway..
That's baller move. That flight.
And I think it was only like $30. Yeah.
I guess that's pretty easy. Cabs were cheaper back then, so maybe it was two hours.
Well, watching Fact or Friction, watching games, is important to this program. Fact or Friction.
That was it, though, right? Should we do Hot Seat, Cool Throne? Was there any other games? Max? That's a recap, yeah. I love the Steelers showed some good fight.
Yeah, Max, any other games? I think Hot Seat, Cool Throne sounds pretty good. Well, no, actually, we'll get to Max later because we do go in chronological order.
That's true. That's true.
So, yes, the Steelers and Bills played. It was vintage Bills and Steelers because it looked like the Bills were going to dominate them, kill them, up 21-0.
That Josh Allen run was so awesome, where he just, you know, juked everyone out of their shoes, kept on going. And then the Bills' offense just kind of stopped moving for a little bit, and the Steelers crawled back in, and then you look up, and it's a seven-point game in the fourth quarter.
I was like, hey, what the fuck is going on here?? And it was so perfect because I think we were all sitting there like, I don't think the Steelers are going to win this game, but the Steelers, the way they play every single game, the fact they're in this, yeah, they could win this game. I didn't think the Steelers were going to win, but I did think that the Bills could lose that game.
Right. Right.
Because it was just like they do spurts and then they're like, all right, we're good for a while. Yeah, it takes a long time for them to refractorate, or whatever that word is, for them to recover from their offensive scoring.
At the start of the game, that game was almost over within the first seven minutes, six minutes of the game. Yeah.
And then there was that one weird fumble that it looked like the Bills recovered. Yeah, it went off Pat Fryer's head.
But I don't think it hit his head. I didn't see any angle that hit his head.
And then I am sick of the NFL analysts that they bring into the booth, that they just bring them on there to be like, yeah, you know, the refs, here's what they saw on the field, and you have to kind of defer to what they saw on the field. They just get their old friends to get in the booth and then suck their dicks.
And anyone with two eyes can watch some of these calls and be like no they fucked that one up um but at that point it felt like the game was over like game set match it was gonna be a blowout but the bills yeah they they don't have like step on your throat capability yeah it was very weird and now also which is unfortunate for the bills they got even more defensive. It feels like their front four is healthy, and then their back end is healthy, their safeties are healthy, and then everything in the middle is hurt.
Yeah. And I think they had like three more starters go down, which we have five days until they play the Chiefs.
I would say that's pretty nerve-wracking for the Bills, who their defense has kind of turned around this season, and now they're back to guys who are playing in the preseason. Yeah, things really turned around for the Bills when the 9-11 story came out.
He's 6-0. 6-0 since Sean McVay had to publicly disavow Al-Qaeda.
Yes. If you're keeping stats.
6-0, but yeah, this is now we get what we want. The Bills and the Chiefs, yet again.
This time in Buffalo. Feels like they've never played in the playoffs in Buffalo.
Feels like they've never played in Buffalo, period. And I am very nervous for the Bills' defense going up against Patrick Holmes in the playoffs.
It feels like they're going to have to patchwork something together here. And maybe they just have to just do like their offense just has to go nuclear.
I think Bills' mafia show up this is a legacy game for bill's mafia it is it is and last week against the steelers it was fun did you see the report that came out uh early in the day on monday it said it was one of the aggregators i forget which one we need to get all the aggregators in a room together and see if they're the same person or not like the doves the jpa footballs mls, the ML footballs, the NFL rookie watch. Shout out ML football saying that the Falcons are going to trade for Justin Fields and give the Bears the eighth overall pick.
Yeah. I would like to be that drunk at some point in my life.
Yeah. Also, I think that they listen to the show, and then they just take what we say and then break news from it sometimes.
So I actually heard it was the commanders giving their second pick for Justin Fields. Is that what it is? Yeah.
That's what I heard. I thought it was the second pick for the first overall pick.
No, it was the second pick. The commanders get the Justin Fields.
The Bears now have first and second pick. I don't like that.
Yeah, well, that's what I heard. Okay, so he also said, this is just a wild report, before the game on Monday, Buffalo Bills Stadium is going to be for the first time in NFL history any seat available for anyone.
General admission because of the snow. So people could go in and then just sit wherever the fuck they wanted during the game.
That wasn't true. Just completely untrue.
Would have been awesome if it was. It actually made me think like...
Southwest. Southwest, yeah.
Do boarding groups for seating at stadiums. Well, you can upgrade to A1, A15.
Yeah, that's true. I do that sometimes.
Yeah, you can pay for it. Jake probably checks it.
I've never flown Southwest before, and I was so confused when I got in the flight. Yeah, that would hurt your brain.
Because I had A9, and so I was like, someone was in the seat, I thought, because I was in 9A. Oh, you tried to move someone.
I did not. I did not.
I sat down in F on the other side and texted Tiffany.

I was like, what is – is this just a free-for-all in Southwest?

Wait, wait.

You're asking Tiffany Gomez for advice on how to handle yourself on an airplane.

Yeah.

Yeah, I did.

What's the etiquette here?

Trust level.

Yeah.

Well, I was like, yeah, should I boot this person out?

She's like, no, it's a free-for-all.

Should I freak out?

That's barbaric, yeah.

Start screaming.

So, yeah, the Bills march on. Steelers now are in a weird spot because Mike Tomlin, after the game, was asked about his contract.
The reporter barely got the word out. I think the reporter said, you have one year left.
And as the reporter said, one year left, Mike Tomlin just walked off. Yeah.
So, I don't know. I was thinking about it more because I do rooting for a bad team, seeing Mike Tomlin, 17 seasons, over 500 every single year, going to the playoffs pretty consistently.
But then when they said that the Steelers haven't won a playoff game since 2016, it kind of clicked on my head. I was like, yeah, maybe Steelers fans are right.
It's not that Mike Tomlin's a bad coach. I think he's a really, really good coach.
But maybe they need something new. Yeah, and the fact that he didn't even address it.
If he was planning on sticking around, you'd probably coach speak your way out of that question. Yeah, just do a cliche.
My contract's coming up. Big Cat would ask me if I plan on center.
You plan on sticking around? Your contract's up soon? Yes. Okay, so great.
There you go. Mike Tomlin could have just been like, yeah, I got one year left on my deal.
All you have to say is I have one. You can just say the term of your deal.
That's a pretty easy way out of it. I got one year left on my – I'm coaching this team for the next year.
I'm currently the coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yeah.
And my contract says I'll be here for another year. Yeah.
So it doesn't sound like he's going to stick around. If I had to guess just based on that answer.
I would say so too. Also, it felt like – now, Kenny was active in the game last night like i think he was he was he could have come into the game yeah because there was moments where i was like mason rudolph this this is turning back into a pumpkin um he just can't he can't move he's kind of a throwback he's like a a 90s quarterback was like yeah we just need a big guy we don't need him to move at all.
Just throw it. John Elway sees him.
He's like, that boy's a Bronco. Yeah.
I wish I could go back in time and draft him. They got a lot of questions, though, with Pittsburgh.
They have good players, but in Pittsburgh, you need to start winning playoff games again. Yeah.
So I think Vrabel, obviously, he's the culture fit there. Be perfect.
a perfect fit for Pittsburgh. I really don't think that Tomlin's going to come back.
But looking ahead, I'm just excited about the Chiefs and the Bills. Yeah.
This is good for America. And they set it up that last game on Sunday.
Yeah. I'm very nervous about our Bills future.
I'll be totally honest. Patrick Mahomes scares the fuck out of me in that respect.
And, yeah, I just feel like the Bills' defense has so many injuries. We'll see the injury report as it comes out later on this week.
But they've lost everything in the middle of the field. Shout out to the AFC for having the premier brand-name quarterbacks that they're going to send to the Super Bowl.
We've got Mahomes, Allen, Jackson, C.J. Stroud's fun.
In the NFC, it's like all the unheralded, like the the upstart guys our guy jared goff our guy jared goff the gritty guys yeah you got the superstars in the afc and then you got the grinders your brock purdy's yeah fc it is funny how the because we watch all this football on super wildcard weekend you just kind of forget that the niners and ravens are in the playoffs in the one seat yeah there's a lot of bulletin board material if you're the ravens no one talked about us no i did not talk about i didn't talk about and you also see a team win a playoff game you're like man this team is hot they won a playoff game yeah what have the ravens done in these playoffs nothing nothing no points absolutely nothing ever had one of those days when it's just too cold to keep working? Nah, neither has Ariat.

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And weather whatever in Ariat work Gear. So the other game.
Bucs, Eagles. First, let's give a ton of credit to the Bucs.
Baker Mayfield. I'm happy for Baker Mayfield.
That was an incredible performance. He's been cast aside.
They even had the story, I think Troy said it, that he was kind of lost, and Sean McVay was like, just be you, just be Baker Mayfield. He's found his mojo back.
If you had said, what, two years ago, like would Baker Mayfield ever win another playoff game, you probably would say no. He now has as many wins in the playoffs as Dak Prescott.
That's a little fun fact. Really? Yeah.
Two. From the Cowboys.
Yep. Dak Prescott from the Cowboys.
Okay, that's interesting. Because Baker's, he's had how many head coaches in six years? It was like eight.
It was eight. Yeah.
He started in Hugh Jackson. Yeah.
And then, here's a name I hadn't thought of in a long time, Freddie Kitchens. Freddie Kitchens.
Remember him? Yeah. Frank Reich, Steve Wilkes.
He's gone through it all. He's bounced around a little bit.
It is awesome to see him, and he looked good last night. He looked really good.
He's throwing the fuck out of the football. The Bucs still have good players.
I know I've been hard on the Bucs because they're in the NFC South, and when you watch NFC South football, you're like, oh, man, this is tough to watch, like which team actually wants to win this division. But they still got really – I mean, Mike Evans dropped a couple that would have been – that could have been an uglier game.
But, yeah, the Bucs and their defense played well. And Baker, I'm happy for Baker.
That's good for Baker. It's also funny that, you know, we talk about the NFC East all year.
There's no NFC East team left. There's an NFC South team, two NFC North teams.
It's just poof like that. Maybe the NFC South was a good division.

Who knows?

They just beat each other up.

Yeah.

They had, I think they were sending five guys on almost every single play.

Like that's what Todd Bowles does.

Everyone knew it was going to happen. He blitzes one guy, and you don't know which guy is going to blitz,

and confused the fuck out of Jalen Hurts,

confused the fuck out of the entire offense.

The Eagles offense looked so disjointed.

They were doing all these weird tunnel screens, bubble screens.

They didn't attack the middle of the field.

Jalen Hurts looks good. hurts confused the fuck out of the entire offense the eagles offense looked so disjointed they were doing all these weird tunnel screens bubble screens they didn't attack the middle of the field jalen hurts looked very uncomfortable when he was running the ball yeah everything looked way way way wrong he wasn't even doing his favorite play that much of running right and throwing it out of bounds he did it a couple times they stopped the tush push last night yeah they got safety well when they stopped the tush push they also also tried to rip his helmet off.
That's true. Maybe that's the key.
I wish that safety's beat was just the end of the game. If you get a safety, the game's over.
Here's an actual take that. Automatic win.
And I'm dead serious about this. Safety should be worth more than two points.
Yeah. Safety should be worth between three and five points.
Yeah, four points. If you told me three, I'd be fine.
Four, fine. Five, fine.
Safeties are so hard to do. And they're so awesome when they happen.
And they're so awesome. The fact that they're only worth two points is just, it doesn't make any sense.
It's the biggest win that you can have in terms of physical football on defense. Yeah, an interception return for a touchdown is great.
A safety, it's like, yeah, you manned up on them. But it's the only thing where you can score and get the ball right back.
That's true. That's true.
You do get the ball back. If safeties were worth five points, but you didn't get the ball back.
Or you can elect. You can get seven points.
Or no, you get five points, but you don't get the ball back. I like that.
You get to decide. At any rate, I think safety should be worth more.
As for the Eagles, Max. You know what? Why don't we play the clip first so people can get a sense of what Max was going through last night because this was during the stream this was during the stream and I want to say this because I know there's some people who are like oh Max like turn off his mic you know we don't want to hear him Max is pure Philadelphia in the fact that when the Eagles play poorly Max thinks that that is like his own life like people are looking at him as like a pussy.
People are being like, the Eagles can't tackle. You're soft to Max.
No, the Eagles are an extension. They're an extension of Max.
No, he's not. He's not.
They're an extension of Max. But this rant was so perfect because it was all his aggression on how the Eagles were playing summed up.
And Frank the Tank was sitting laughing in the background because as we've said many times Max does have early onset Fleming he is a perfect apprentice to Frank Fleming. Max go ahead and play it.
It was after another missed tackle which gained the Bucs like I don't know another first down. Was it cold there? Where? In Tampa? No.
I thought that might have been a thing, but... No.
No. Maybe for Florida standards, but...
No. It was not cold.
Just to correct you, it was another missed tackle. Another missed tackle.
Push the button. So this is that missing tackle.
No one's getting... No one's getting off their blocks.
Nobody will ever make a fucking tackle How many times tonight are they just gonna stand someone up and get an extra five yards? It's every time How many of you fuckers? How many? You fucking pussies! Every single one of you should be ashamed of yourselves! It's embarrassing! You're learning well, my young apprentice. He's your understudy, Frank.
Oh. Oh.
Steve, it was just. Oh, yeah.
Oh, man. All right.
So, Max, that was a great rant. It was straight from the heart.
How are we feeling today? I'll feel better once I hear about a coaching change. Oh.
You want, what, Patricia gone? Yep. Okay, so that will make you feel better? That's one.
Okay. I want every one of them going.
Sean, decide. Every single one of them.
Big Dom? Big Dom stays. Okay, Big Dom stays.
Big Dom has stayed through multiple coaching generations. He was there when Andy was there.
So talk us through the game. I mean, that was pathetic.
The Eagles were pathetic last night. Their offense was pathetic.
Their defense was pathetic. They were everything that they've seen.
And the craziest part is they were in that game until the safety. It was a one-score game.
Devontae Smith was the only one who was like, that guy came to play. How are you feeling? I mean, it's just the worst.
I mean, there's so many things that went wrong with that game, but it's everything that you've been seeing for the past five weeks. Everyone in Philly knew it was coming.
There was a part of everyone that was like, maybe they'll flip the switch just because that's being a sports fan and always thinking that your team has some sort of chance, even though deep down, every single person knew that was going to happen. And it sucks, but it is what it is, and now we need a clean slate.
Go towards next year. You still have good players.
Get a real coach, not some guy who's just doing stinking. Stinking.
Stinking. Too much cursing last night.
Oh, your mom texted you? No. Yep.
Stinking. It's just like Philly Mad Libs out there.
We just have to have someone who's a football guy who can coach football men. Pete Prisco is going to tell us.
He kept talking about leaders of men. We need a leader of men on this team.
Not a best buddy who does the cliche and says Rocky and then yells. Remember the game that they beat the Chiefs? The Chiefs.
To go 10-1 and he said, see ya. And then they went 2-6.
You see that somebody at the game poured a full bucket of popcorn on Nick? Yeah, no, that's fucked up. Oh, that's fucked up.
What? No, I agree with that. It's popcorn.
No, but that's. Oh, we found a line.
I think we need to get. You know you love that.
You just can't say that. No, no, he doesn't.
He doesn't. Max is like, I wish it was a full beer.
Yeah, I wish it was more popcorn. He buried him alive.
To be fair, that guy was me last night, and last night I probably would have been. I probably would have liked it.
But now looking at it, it's like that. I saw the video, and it's like, this guy sucks, but come on.
There's a respect factor, I guess. All right, so Max, you want everyone gone.
Nick Sirianni went to the Super Bowl last year. This is also the worst collapse in the history of sports.
It really is, actually. When you think about it, we were throwing out teams and like what? You were saying shut up to Hank? Yes.
Teams that have collapsed, and there's been a lot of collapses, but when you add in the fact that the Eagles were very good last year and went to the Super Bowl, and then the 10-1. It was a coin flip Super Bowl game.
It was a coin flip Super Bowl. You keep crying about the turf.
A couple plays go a different way. The Eagles were Super Bowl champions.
Right. But you would keep a coach around because he has to make your team better moving forward.
You don't keep a guy around because like, hey, thanks for that Super Bowl appearance. Right.
And right now, everything says the way that the locker room looked at the end of the year. Players not picking up phone calls from their quarterbacks.
You feel like maybe this is not something that he can repair. In what way could you go into next year with a positive outlook if he is still the coach of that team? Yeah.
Like, there's no way to get rid of what happened this year if he's still there next year. Right.
So they started 10-1, and their final point differential was negative 13. Whoa.
On the season. That's bad.
Pretty bad. The gauntlet.
I told you about the gauntlet. Yeah.
I mean, no, but the 10-1 was halfway through the gauntlet. Not all the way through.
But, like, you keep saying the gauntlet. If it was at the beginning of the gauntlet, it would make so much more sense.

No, the gauntlet took it out of them.

That's what a gauntlet does.

No, but you would have said up until the gauntlet,

and then they played all the good teams.

They beat more than half of the teams in the gauntlet.

So your defense stunk.

Your defense looked like, I mean, you heard the rant where you were screaming at them. I think you were probably right.
No, they were soft. They were soft.
But their offense was so bad last night. On third and fourth down, they averaged.
There were 11 plays. They had 11 third and fourth downs.
They averaged 9.2 yards to go. The play calling is so bad.
There was one play that was to the middle of the field, and it was theontae Smith 60-yard catch. Every single one is a bubble screen or Devontae Smith go route, hope he can come down with it.
That's been the playbook for the entire year. A.J.
Brown, try and come down with it or bubble screen. Nothing is easy through the middle of the field.
And I don't understand how you're an NFL head coach, you get paid millions of dollars, and you don't make an adjustment one fucking time. One stinking time.
From week one to wild card weekend. How do you not make an adjustment? It was so bad.
How can you go into this game being like, hmm, we're just going to do it again? And I told myself I wasn't going to get mad.

No, it's okay.

Let it out.

So Nick Sirianni is a problem.

You also, Jason Kelsey is retiring, you know, Hall of Fame career,

incredible career.

Yeah.

That's sad.

Some older pieces on your roster you got to make a decision about.

What about the other thing, the elephant in the room that someone oh because he played for Alabama what oh huh he did play no I'm not talking about Devante Smith he's pretty skinny true he's good what about what about the other thing what because he didn't do you want me to you didn't play that well you want me to you're you're I know what you're trying to do I'm not going to do it what are you talking about? I don't know Why don't you tell me what I'm talking about? How could I know what you're thinking? Because you know exactly what I'm thinking I have no idea what you're talking about You could be talking about anything Who do you What's an elephant in the room? That was a little clue Yeah Elephant slash Devontae Smith? He went to Alabama Sooner No, think sooner than that I get it I know what I'm trying trying to think of. No, he knows 100% what I'm talking about.
Is that an issue? We don't want to get to the second round of questioning on this. Is Jalen Hurts? I don't think Jalen Hurts is an issue, but is he an issue? He did not look as good this year.
You guys said it all year. He didn't look himself.
I think he was battling. I think the knee was a serious thing that was lingering him all year.
I would have ever told you that, Max. Almost like two guys were sitting here every single week this year being like, the knee doesn't look good.
No, I agree. I think he's a tough guy.
He battled it out this year. I think that he was not 100%.
I think there are things that are going to come out about his medicals. After the year, I still think he threw the ball, like, for the most part, pretty well this year.
I just don't think that he was put in a situation for him to succeed. Led the league in least easy passes.
That was Max's stat last night. That is a stat, and I was trying to find it again.
Someone sent me this graph of, like, the most difficult passes thrown in the league. It was, like, one of those...
A graph. Yeah, you're doing a square graph.
It was some sort of graph. There's, like, the line.
A line graph. No, but it's, like, a diagonal line.
Okay. And it's, like, that's the base, and you want to be above the – Oh, you got it.
Like the four quadrants. Yeah.
It's like who has just like the easiest amount of like checkdowns, blah, blah, blah, passes, and like who throws the most difficult ball. Like it was projected completion percentage.
This is a great segment. Max explains a graph.
Yeah. And it said that like he was throwing the most difficult balls in the league this year.
But that doesn't mean he has the least amount of easy. No, it did.
If I had the graph. By his average.
His average easiness of balls thrown was harder than most other. He was completing the most difficult passes in the league and not throwing the easiest passes.
Got it. But would that be – is that his fault?

Is that the offense's fault?

Maybe he should throw easier balls.

Maybe he should change the shirts to be Jalen Hurts throwing club

to Jalen Hurts passing club.

Checkdown club.

I mean, that's a good shirt in the Barstool store.

I don't know why you're saying anything about that.

Sounds like he's more of a thrower than a passer.

Well –

What?

And he's getting paid a lot of money now.

Yeah, Jalen Hurts is still a good quarterback. Okay.
I agree good quarterback I agree I don't know why we're even talking about it we're all trying to find the guy who did this Max you over the course of the season have said many times don't pay a quarterback I think that's more of like a NFL thing that you're starting to see that around around the league. Is anyone in this room with us right now? Have they paid a quarterback? You were talking specifically about the Eagles in the NFL? Yes.
Well, they might get relegated after last night. I don't regret.
I think that's just the way of the league now is like a quarterback gets good. You have to pay them and then it hurts your team.
we talk about this all the time of like your window well no majority of your window is going to be when you when your quarterback is on its first contract what about if you just have a really good quarterback yeah it's less money to help your yes tom brady i get it oh but you can also you can pay a quarterback a lot of money they just have to be special but every but every quarterback is going to get that deal you got to know that they're special before you pay them that money. I still think Jalen Hurts is a very good quarterback.
Every quarterback needs a coach that is going to put them in a situation to win. We're good.
I actually agree with you. I do too.
Jalen Hurts is still a very, very top 10 quarterback for sure. I would say, I will a thousand percent say that I think he's top 10 i think he was borderline top five going into this year i think he's he's probably between five and ten yeah um there was a an interesting video that came out i think mostly sports one of our shows here at barstool with mark titus and tj tweeted this video out it was um it was before he goes on that show oh yeah and ebo and connor griffin and connor gr Griffin, yeah.
And Connor Griffin's mom. So when they showed this video of Jalen Hurts and Nick Sirianni at the Super Bowl and Nick looking across the field and flipping somebody off and Jalen grabbing his hand and pulling it down and being like, what are you doing, man? And that's the second that the Eagles fell apart.
I think that was the Seahawks game, wasn't it? Was that the Seahawks game? He was yelling at Pete Carroll in the Seahawks

game. I thought for some reason it was at the Super Bowl.

No, I'm pretty... Well, that...

I mean, you could also say that was the moment it fell apart.

Yeah, but he did have a back and

forth with Pete Carroll this year

that was him being like, what the fuck?

Yeah, but in that video

in particular, you can definitely see

a look on Jalen's face like,

I'm the leader of this team. Yeah, I'm sick of this.
Nick is a clown. Yeah.
That was the Nick's a clown moment. I mean, Prisco's going to – I didn't chime in when he was talking about it, but he's going to talk about your need your head coach to be leaders of men.
I don't know how you look at Nick Sirianni and be like, I think this guy is going to motivate a team through adversity. I'd agree.
So, all right, so a couple other questions. It was the Super that was the super bowl it was super he had another one where he went after pete carroll that was like what are you doing i think in this one they showed a shot of mahomes right and then they showed a shot people thought he was flipping off mahomes i don't think that he was i was he was flipping off somebody on the chiefs and yeah jalen hurts was just like dude what the what the fuck are you doing? Yeah, why are you doing this?

One other question, and we'll get back to coaching.

Did Quez Watkins not bring his phone last night?

What happened?

Quez Watkins is not a good wide receiver.

Like, he's just not good.

But he wasn't ready for the call.

No, he was not ready for the call. He was not ready for the call.

No one was ready for the call except for Devontae Smith.

Devontae Smith was fantastic.

Devontae Smith, very good.

He's awesome.

He's awesome.

All right, so Nick Sirianni, if they don't fire him, how angry would you be? So angry. Furious.
I don't... I just won't care about anything going into next year if he's still the head coach.
You said that you would stop watching Eagles games if Nick Sirianni was the coach next year. I have to watch Eagles games for my job.
You said you'd stop. If you guys will allow me to stop watching Eagles games, I will stop watching Eagles games.
I think if Nick Sirianni is the coach, you have to stop watching them, but you can listen to them. You get to close your eyes every time they show Nick Sirianni.
No, because the only reason of not watching it, that I would do. The only reason of not watching it is because I know what's going to happen and I don't want to be emotionally invested into that team.

I mean, how great would that concept be, though, if Max was in the gambling cave with us, just with the Steve Bartman earphones on, just screaming because the Eagles fucked up again. I do love Merrill.
You do have to get rid of him, though, because it's a disaster. It's a collapse of epic proportion.
He looks like a clown. Now the question is, who do you want? There's one guy I want for all of the right reasons.
And one bad boy that you want for all the wrong ones. Tell me about the bad boy.
He sounds more fun. Yeah.
I mean, it would just be so, so, like, it would be so good if Bill Belichick brought this team to the Super Bowl. Yes, it would.
It would be awesome.

It would be an unbelievable story.

The best story of all time.

Hank would be –

There was parts of me last night when I was getting really, really angry,

like laying in bed at night, and I was like,

but think about Hank, like if Bill Belichick –

That's what you do in bed at night?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Hank, were you thinking about Max this weekend?

I was not. I was not.
Oh, yeah. Hank, were you thinking about Max this weekend? I was not.

I was not.

Okay, so who else do you want?

I'll take Harbaugh if he's available.

Okay.

For sure.

Which one?

Oh, good question.

Both.

I don't know.

I could be convinced there's a plethora of men out there.

Mike McCarthy?

No, not Mike McCarthy.

You want a plethora of men.

Ron Rivera?

Not Ron Rivera. Maybe take Ron Rivera as DC.
No, you wouldn't. Why not? Okay, yeah, no, you should, yes.
Yeah, congrats, you have him. Josh McDaniel? Sure, I would take him as an OC.
Maybe Matt Patricia. I could get excited for so many people out there as long as it's not Nick Sirianni.
Nick are so many good coaches that are available right now. Like the fan fiction that we're all writing in our heads.
And the Eagles still have a good roster and a desirable place to go for a coach. So I think that we should be in a good situation to get somebody good.
You're running out a guy after three years. He went to the playoffs every single year and went to the Super Bowl.
I like that framing of it. You're running him out of town.
Yeah. Doug Peterson won a Super Bowl, got ran out of town.
But I don't know. Andy Reid got run out of town.
Nick Foles won a Super Bowl, got run out of town. Andy Reid was there for 10 years.
He poured popcorn on a coach bus. Chip Kelly, great coach, run out of town.
Chip Kelly was a really good coach. Rich Kotite ran him out of town.
Ran his ass out of town. Buddy Ryan, what'd they do to Buddy?

Ran him out of town. You know what would be great, though, outside of Bill Belichick being the little head coach,

is the Cowboys hiring Nick Sirianni.

I would love to see him just have to flip right away with a 10-gallon hat

and just be like, I've always loved Dallas.

He brings a gun with him to the press conference.

Fuck Philadelphia.

That Rocky, he's a short Italian guy. He sucks.
That would be great to see him have to twist his brain for that. Bill Belichick, though, has been interviewed by the Falcons.
Correct. Which would be a very funny interview to watch.
Just them being like, so, you know. How'd you do it? Yeah.
Yeah. Like, tell us a time.
Did you feel bad at it? Tell us a time that you faced adversity in your job. Yeah.
Like, well, there was this one Super Bowl. So, we talked about the interview possibility with Belichick on Sunday night show where it's like, what do you even talk in an interview with this coach about? Regardless, if it's the Falcons, that's crazy.
But if it's anybody else.

Whitney said Belichick should interview them.

Yeah.

That's correct.

So what they're doing, the Falcons flew up, picked him up,

and then flew him down, I believe, to Antigua.

Love it.

And interviewed him on Arthur Blank's yacht.

So if you want to interview Bill Belichick, you have to take him on a vacation with you and then fly him back.

He's no different than a recruit coming to town.

You've got to make sure that you've got everything set up. N am.
It's no different than a recruit coming to town. You got to,

you got to make sure that you got everything set up in IL deals,

everything,

have a meet with the boosters.

It's,

he got game.

So we talked about,

Hey,

Alan gets into that,

into that dorm room.

I'm all over Arthur blanks jet.

We reported that he was going to be interviewed by the Falcons before it broke.

I'm telling you right now,

next up hasn't been reported yet.

Harbaugh will be interviewed by the Falcons.

Ooh,

I like it.

The plane,

I believe just picked him up.

Thank you. broke i'm telling you right now next up hasn't been reported yet harbaugh will be interviewed by the falcons oh i like it the plane i believe just picked him up and is flying back to atlanta with him right now for the interview love that no antigua uh actually no it's it's harbaugh doesn't want going it looks close to it's in the air right now so it's approaching atlanta i don't know they might just keep going and go south that'd be if i was harbaugh and i found out that Belichick got the Antigua interview, I'd be like, well, you clearly don't want me.
Although Harbaugh probably was like, I don't want this frills. Just get me in a room.
No windows. Harbaugh's not a beach vacation guy.
No, no windows. He wants to be just in a room, talk some football.
I think Harbaugh's going to end up going to the Chargers. And then, yeah, Bill Belichick to the Eagles would be great for this show.

Bill Belichick to the Cowboys would be great for this show.

Belichick to the Commanders would be great for this show,

but I only want him to fuck with Hank.

I also want Hank to talk about if that were to happen.

What do you mean?

He would become a diehard Cowboys fan? No Eagles.

Oh, yeah. Talk about that hank good point max you hate the city of philadelphia so so much yeah honestly it would be tough i want to say i'd be a fan i don't know that that would be true max would be so annoying the scumbags of philadelphia would be so annoying i i don be so annoying.
I don't want to say this, but there's like best case scenario might be he wins like three games, goes on a losing streak, and they run him out of town. He can't break the record for the Eagles.
That just can't. Oh, man, the record.
That was brutal. Anyone else.
So you would agree at that point that it's Brady, not Belichick?

No, that's it. It's Philadelphia.

No, no, no.

It's Philadelphia.

It's Philadelphia.

No, you would have to.

No.

You think Philadelphia can bring any man down?

Yes.

We asked you this.

They've proven it time and time again.

They have run a lot of people out of town.

They ran that kid.

I already forgot his name.

They ran Hitchbot out of town?

Hitchbot.

They kicked the shit out of Hitchbot.

Ran that asshole right out.

That rocked.

Hit the bricks, cyber boy.

I don't know. kid.
I already forgot his name. They ran Hitchbot out of town? Hitchbot.
They kicked the shit out of Hitchbot. Ran that asshole right out.
That rocked. Hit the bricks.
Hit the bricks, cyber boy. I would love to see it.
By the way, we just who sent that? Jake might have sent that. In a team meeting today, Mike Tomlin, meme said it, told Steelers players the speculation about him stepping away is unfounded and he plans on coaching the team in 2024.
Sources say Tomlin, who is entering the final year's contract,

is expected to address the media later this week.

Could have been easier done just by taking that question and not walking off.

Yeah, it's kind of weird.

But now you have to think maybe Vrabel.

Maybe Vrabel would be great in Philadelphia.

I would take Vrabel for sure.

Leader of men.

Leader of men.

Leader of men. Men.
Men. What else?? You got some old guys on your roster, Max.
For sure. We got some young guys on the roster.
You got a lot of holes. I also was thinking about it more.
I think the strategy for the Eagles to draft a bunch of Georgia players is smart, but then when you give them to Nick Sirianni, they're all like, who the fuck is this guy? They went from Kirby Smart to Nick Sirianni. That's where it falls apart.
Yeah. You think that's why Sirianni wears the visor, just to remind them? Yeah.
Like a little continuity in their life. Hey, I'm kind of like Kirby.
It looks like a Halloween costume. He's Kirby Smart for Halloween.
Yeah. So what else we got? Anything else for, I mean, we're excited for the upcoming divisional round.
I'm done doubting the Bucs. I don't know.
I think the Lions will win, but fuck. I'm a huge Lions guy this week.
Bill's Lions is what I'm rooting for. Yeah, Bill's Lions Super Bowl.
Yeah, Bill's Lions would be so sick. That would be so tough for us.
Yeah. Well, you would prove grit week right after all the complainers.
Very true, yeah. It would be like, yeah, we had the Super Bowl before everyone else.
Yeah. Bill's lines.
That'd be awesome for America. Yeah.
But the Bucs, Baker Mayfield's just a dog. He's a true dog.
That's an old-time run-out-of-town guy, too. Yeah.
In Cleveland. Yeah.
Yeah. Everyone's now watching him, yeah.
Never knew how good you had it. Yep.
Okay.

Let's do hot seat.

Cool throne then. And then we'll get to Pete Prisco.
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No, you don't. I do.
You don't at all. I really do.

No, you don't.

You wanted to be back here.

I did.

So bad you didn't get another flight.

I did get another flight.

Yes, I did.

I thought it was the same flight that got delayed.

No, that flight this morning got canceled.

That got delayed again until tomorrow, so I'd get another flight for today.

Oh, but you couldn't have done that yesterday.

I'll show you the screenshot.

You took screenshots.

Jake was trying to track my flight and snitch on me.

He can confirm.

It's just... today oh but you couldn't have done that yesterday i'll show you the screenshot everything you took screenshot jake jake was trying to track my flight and snitch on me he can confirm that's not true jake was just i'm hearing rumors jake i'm hearing rumors rumors are curious it's disgusting how you're invading another man's privacy by tracking his plane i just like tracking planes the same way you do yeah why do you guys just hop on my interest and shut them down jake that was it was...
Well, I heard... I was very clearly making a joke about myself.
And I just heard that, you know, Jake was on you. Jake, were you looking at his flight? Yeah.
He was mentioning Southwest. I had an interesting Southwest experience last week, so I just wanted to see.
I like that, actually. Jake, I'm going to say...
I'm going to actually go reverse of everyone here. Every time Hank flies, I want you to track it.
And I want you to give me updates on what's going on with his flights. I don't care if it's vacation, whatever.
I want to know everything about Hank's flights. He's just got to give me the info.
Yeah, we'll get it. Don't you worry.
But, yeah, I feel like I've been on the hot seat the past couple days. Everyone's me new york post writing articles questioning whether or not tiffany and i are dating so i would like to you know set the record straight that we're not oh not dating yeah we watched the cowboys that was kind of the one thing that really bonded us together the most was our our mutual love for the cowboys uh we did spend a really nice weekend together she has lovely house great dogs we you know had a good time on saturday but after the cowboys lost i was kind of you know ranting about how we got to get rid of dak prescott he is the worst quarterback of all time he can't throw the ball has the yips whatever you want to say plays good in the regular season doesn't show up in the playoffs that's going to get you nowhere and then they should bring in belichick get you know get the defense going change the culture and and she is more of a really big dac prescott fan oh offensive minded

coach in there to change things and the difference in ideology just kind of yeah yeah we're just

kind of bickering and it was it was one of those things where it we kind of just said let's let's

just you know call a spade a spade and go our separate ways brutal it's like when a couple

breaks up because they can't decide if they want to have kids or not yeah like we're still Thank you. It was one of those things where we kind of just said, let's just call a spade a spade and go our separate ways.

That's brutal.

It's like when a couple breaks up because they can't decide

if they want to have kids or not.

Yeah, we're still friends.

But yeah, I just think romantically it's not going to happen.

So are you going to see her anytime ever again?

You never know.

You never know what the future holds, Big Cat.

None of us could be here tomorrow.

Oh, yeah.

No, you're going to go that route.

Good point.

But you just don't know what's going to happen. If you had one day left on Earth, would you call her? Yes, absolutely.
Okay. Say bye or just say, hey, let's hang out? You up.
We were just to chat. Oh, okay.
Just chat. Was that the Kyle Shanahan? Yeah.
Like, anybody could die tomorrow, so why are you asking me this question about Jimmy Garoppolo? Yeah. That's exactly how I feel.
I mean mean if you if you could die tomorrow i mean i feel like you want to live life to the fullest if i die tomorrow i would be the happiest in the world yeah i had a i had a great life yeah you'd be the happiest man in the world if you died tomorrow oh wow what happened this weekend no just oh everything i have a great job great friends great family i'm a lucky guy yeah you are luckiest but you guys had a good time got along well yeah we had we had a great time uh did you get lucky no or were you born lucky i was born lucky i was born lucky okay um but yeah she was you know i i damaged her house and she was she was fine with that thought it was really funny yeah um and she was nice enough i mean she's nice stuff to let me obviously like, it wasn't ideal where I was like, hey, I missed my flight. I have to stay.
And she was like, that's great. So it was fun.
Are you walking any different after that slip and fall? Yeah, my leg is hurt. I've been limping.
So you're walking differently after that. Is she also walking differently? No, I think she's walking the same.
Okay, she's walking the same. You are walking with a limp.
Yeah. Can I see the knee? Is there a mark on there? If there's no mark, you're the biggest pussy alive.
Oh, no, there's a mark. Okay, all right.
All right. All-time video.
Did you know you were being taped when you hit the wall? I didn't know I was being taped. I also didn't know that if I hurt the wall or not.
You hurt the wall. Yeah.
I mean, one of the best videos, like, early, it's early in the year,

but it's definitely in the running for best video of 2024.

I did offer to fix it.

I was like, I probably can't fix it the way you're supposed to fix it,

but let's say this was like we were trying to get a security deposit back.

Like, I could make it look like the hole's not there.

Yeah.

She said she's going to try and get rid of this hole, no problem.

She's going to try and frame it.

Oh, that would be nice.

Okay, and your cool throne?

My cool throne's Billy Mitchell.

Ah, that was mine.

What happened with him?

He got all of his records reinstated.

He's back.

The king is back.

He keeps switching back and forth on this thing.

Yeah, no, the king is back, though.

Is it that guy, Walter, that's in his pocket that switched it back?

I don't know. No, Twin Galaxies.

Yeah, that's Walter from Twin Galaxies, right?

He's back though. He's all the way back.

So it feels good to have

Billy Mitchell get the respect he deserves.

He got a doctor to

clear him. Really? From what?

The Twin Galaxies statement

said,

In fair consideration of the expert opinion

provided by Dr. Zida

on behalf of Mr. Mitchell and

consistent with Twin Galaxies dedication to the

Thank you. and said, in fair consideration of the expert opinion provided by Dr.
Zida on behalf of Mr. Mitchell

and consistent with Twin Galaxies' dedication

to the meticulous documentation

and preservation of video game lore history,

Twin Galaxies shall herefor

reinstate all of Mr. Mitchell's scores

as part of the official historical database

of Twin Galaxies' website.

Love it.

Good for Billy.

All-time heel.

I wonder what the doctor is in.

Do you like doctor of what?

He did it. He did it.

Okay. Good job.

Good job, Hank. Thanks.

PFT, your hot seat cool, Toronto. I'm just going to put

winter time on the hot seat because we've been

baptized into Chicago winter

for the past three days. Yeah, I'm worried

about my pipes. You weren't here.
Oh, why?

They're all cleaned out.

You've got to go get them tested? I have not been home.

I don't here. Oh, why?

They're all cleaned out.

I have not been home.

You got to go get them tested?

I have not been home.

I don't know if they exploded or not.

You live in a condo building.

How do you not know if your pipes explode?

You don't live in a-

I haven't been home.

I'm just worried.

I see the videos of the lake looking like a hot spring.

I'm like, God damn, it looks cold.

But you live in a condo.

I did the drip thing, but I don't know.

It's leaving running water going in your house intentionally and then leaving for two hours.

and I'll see you would have gotten an email by now from your building they might have they don't know it might not they been inside. No one's been inside.
I think it's probably more likely that your house got flooded than it got frozen. I'm concerned.
I'll just say that. Yeah, what if the drip method, he just left it like fully on? Yeah, the wet band.
How many drips did you leave on? Four? Three? Which ones? Sink. Gas bathroom, bathroom, bathroom, shower.
I mean, condo, you can have frozen pipes, but I just... Yeah, okay.
Good job. Drip king.
But it's been bad. It's been really bad here.
Tomorrow's gonna be 17 degrees. We're good.
We're back. It was negative 27 wind chill this morning, I believe.
It's been like negative 15, negative 20 on the wind chill. It's been like negative eight actual degrees outside and uh we're lucky enough where we can come in we work indoors we watch football which we can't complain about facts um so we watch football this weekend and uh we're also working a gym also working a gym and we're leaving the office and me and big cat were walking out at the same time and we're like yeah this sucks but we.
And Big Cat goes, yeah, but you know what? At least we got garages, so we don't have to spend that much time outside. It's so awesome having a garage.
I was like, yeah, you're right. I love my garage.
It makes it really easy to get there in the morning when I don't have to actually get outside until I get to the office. So I get home.
It's about, how late were we there? Probably like 12. Yeah, yeah, you're right.
It was like 1, yeah. 1.30, 2.
and I get home and I about how late were we there probably like it's like two yeah yeah you're right it was like one yeah 132 and i get home and i pull into my driveway i hit the garage door opener on my on my garage nothing happens and i hit it again nothing happens again so i go i park on the street go inside check out the garage and i hit the button again and it starts lifting it up off the ground except the bottom of the garage is frozen to the driveway because we got snow it was so fucking cold that froze the bottom of my garage door to the driveway and the motor lifts the top of my garage and pulls it apart at the seam from the bottom of my garage so now i've got a big hole in the middle of my garage from where the motor just pulled it up i did not think that like i knew chicago winters were gonna be tough i didn't think it was like freeze your garage door to the ground until it gets ripped apart by the motor cold yeah last three days have sucked it's been bad 17 degrees tomorrow 17 and 40 on monday next ball me a balmy 17 tomorrow yes i'm excited about that uh my cool throne is hulk hogan hulk hogan on the cool throne uh first responder hulk hogan yes lifesaver hulk hogan there was a multi-car accident in clearwater florida that's where all the golfers live right yeah uh he was he was reportedly driving with a friend when they stopped to respond to the accident hogan helped the teen driver get out of her car by popping the car's airbags with tools he had on hand. Love that, brother.
He just showed up and was like, oh, yeah, just, like, stabbed it. That was Macho Man.
That was Macho Man. Yeah.
But he just showed up and stabbed the airbag with probably a knife, I would imagine. Yeah.
But if you're that. He probably, I feel like he's got an eclectic keychain.
He might just use his dick. Yeah.
He's got a hog. Yeah, that's right.
He shows up and just- We never saw it. Federal crime.
No, I never saw it. If you're that person and you get into a car accident, imagine that, and you rolled your car over multiple times, airbags off, and the first thing you see is Hulk Hogan tearing your door off the handle, helping- You would think that you died, right? Yeah, you'd think you're in heaven.
He's like the American hero. That's God.
Yeah. I've ascended.
Good job by Hulk Hogan. Yeah, great job.
Yeah. All right, my hot seat is, well, it was temporarily Lions fans, but I actually am going to back them.
Kelly Stafford came out and said that Lions fans booed her four little daughters. She's since retracted, but that was a crazy lie so you're like mike there's no they booed matt stafford they booed and they might have booed kelly stafford but no one's like to say that your daughters got booed is insane yeah well that was like an instant like oh let me like we lost let me make them feel bad i stand with lions fans there's no way no way, unless you show me a video of a Lions fans pointing at the daughter and being like, see you, little girl, boo, no chance.
So if your daughters are on camera with you and Matt Stafford. Right.
And there's boos. They're not booing the daughters.
Yeah, just they're not booing your daughters. That's what I was saying.
I was like, unless you can tell me, I'm sure they're sitting in a suite. In the hallways of the suite, someone booed the daughters? No chance.
So Lions fans, you're off the hot seat. I could see Philly fans doing that, though.
I stood with Lions fans right from the jump on that one because that was just, that was one of those ones where it's like, I get it. You lost a very emotional game.
The whole thing is emotional. Let me just throw out that they were mean to my kids.
Yeah, it's actually a smart cover. Yeah, it's a smart play for a second if you know the right people in the media right that will believe you at face value but i didn't believe it for a second kelly smollett yeah um yeah the the booing of of little kids i i don't and also it would be kind of funny like i don't want little kids get booed but it's also when little kids do get booed it's like no one's actually booing out of mal's like kind of funny boo.
See, a kid doesn't finish his like popcorn fast enough when he's on the jumbotron. To me, that'd be awesome if Philly did it.
Yeah. If Philly fans booed.
Go birds. Yeah.
Go birds right in her face. Yeah.
That would be funny in the same way that the two fingers you think are funny. Oh, yeah.
But if I saw like a Philly guy in full face paint with the shoulder pads on,, booing a three-year-old girl, that would be so funny.

Booing's hot in the streets these days.

It is.

Everyone's getting booed. Otter's getting booed.

Widow's getting booed.

Nick Sirianni getting booed.

Popcorn dumped.

We're just booing.

All right, my cool throw was Billy Mitchell as well.

He's back.

He's all the way back.

The greatest villain of all time.

Okay, Jake, your hot seat cool throw.

My hot seat is Liberty Football.

They tweeted getting it done in the classroom

with a book emoji,

and then the graphic says 2.96 cumulative GPA.

Love that.

That's really good.

Yeah, that's actually not terrible for a team,

but they're like bragging about it

as if it was a 4.0.

It is pretty good.

Well, it's the old tip. If your GPA is below 3.0, just leave it off the resume.
Just don't put it on the resume unless you had like a 3.8. Yeah, just leave it off.
Just be like graduated college. What was your resume? Or your GPA in college? Mine was high.
I was pretty good in college because I found all the hacks where I just did bullshit classes. I got I was like a 3.9? Oh, wow.
Nerd alert. That's awesome.
I got a C my freshman year, and then I literally just found the easiest classes that took no work, and I never took a math class, never took a language class. I found the oldest professor in the world to do a history class.
He just gave everyone an A. College is like, can you find the hacks? Ray, my professor was clutch.
Make sure you really pronounce that T in there. Why was your GPA? 2.9.1.
Okay, so tweet it out. What do you guys think my high school GPA was? 2.04.
No, you had like high school classes, you could probably found your way oh no i think i was pretty close what was it i'm gonna say 26 to three oh okay split the difference yeah you are doesn't matter no nope doesn't matter at all doesn't matter in fact if you have a lower gpa it's like a quarterback that throws interceptions sometimes. It's like you try.
No, I admit that my GPA was like the juice ball era. Check down murder.
In college because I just, yeah, I never took a class on Friday either. That's the other tip.
Yeah, I tried to get all classes on Tuesdays and Thursdays one year. That was not working.
I did it. I did it every single year.
I did not take a class on Friday after my first semester in college. I did Tuesday, Thursdays one semester.
I did every single semester. It's so hard just like logistic.
No, but only Tuesday, Thursday classes. No Monday or Wednesdays either.
Yes, I would do that pretty much every single year. I'd say maybe some Mondays, one Monday and Wednesday, but I did a lot of Tuesdays and Thursdays.
But if you try to do it where it's like all, like literally all classes on Tuesday or Thursday, it is impossible from a logistical point of view to just like get physically from one room to another. But it was like, it would have been so much.
No, you could have night classes. Yeah, also.
I took night classes on Tuesday or Thursday. Also, the tip too is like I was, I hit it on the nose of how many credits you needed to graduate.
I did not do, like I had some friends who got like, you know, like I think it was like 120 like 120 you need like someone who were in the 140s i hit 120 the last second i took a final in my senior year i lived so close to villanova that i took summer classes those are the easiest classes oh yeah yeah did that that was yep summer classes just get an extra like five they have some like really hard classes that you can take in the summer and they're like half it yeah they're like half as difficult. The other tip for college kids is if you go to a big school, it's either go to class or read the book, one or the other.
Because professors don't really give a fuck. They basically teach you what's going to be on the test is in their class, or if you don't go to the class, you can just read the whole book, and you'll get everything you need.
I've got a hot tip if you're looking to get out of a test too and you're a college student.

No professor will ever call you on this.

Tell them you got sprayed by a skunk.

I did that one time.

That was my excuse because there were skunks on campus.

I like that one.

I got sprayed by a skunk.

I can't make it in.

I'm going to Walmart to get tomato juice today so I can clean up.

And the professor, what are they going to do?

Yeah.

Are they going to be like, come in and let me smell you?

I already told you I'm on the way to Walmart right now to get the tomato juice. I'll be cleaned up by the next time you see me college is a sham it's a big trick yep agreed you just got to get through the tricks survive in advance yeah it's just it's tricks you just find tricks and then you're like all right this class is easy i'll take this again i did a class that was called i think it was not actually called it but it was people called around campus clap.
It was just like all the athletes, you just would go and listen to music. Yeah.
Clap for credit. I took Super Bowl on society.
It was pretty cool. That's pretty good.
The history of the Super Bowl. I took dinosaurs too.
That rocks. That actually was a hard class, but it was online, so I cheated.
I took football coaching, which was awesome. My professor spent like five years compiling all this data to figure out whether or not you should take the ball or kick off in the first half.
And he would only be like, I found out that if you receive the kickoff, your field position is actually worse over the course of the first half. And then I raised my hand.
I said, what about the second half? Because it switches to the second half.

He's like, I didn't take that into account when I was writing my thesis.

So it's like, okay, this was a level of education we're dealing with here, but it was an awesome

class.

That is a sick class.

I love that class.

All right, Cheek, what was your cool throne?

My cool throne are passengers who are on an airplane where the door blows off because

Alaska Airlines is awarding them $1,500.

Oh, $1,500? That's it? that's it thrown yeah that's fucking it yeah sorry about sorry and a refund and a refund of the original flight sorry about you guys almost dying there's fifteen hundred i wore my seatbelt i'd rather have nothing yeah honestly that's a it's insulting a door coming off it has to start $10,000. No, it should just be like flights for life.
You probably have to sign something saying you're not going to sue them for anything. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, I would be in a neck brace getting off that plane.
I would get an ambulance. Not in the moment, you would, though.
Oh, you need an ambulance. You've got to take me to a hospital.
Oh, yes. I'd go to ket therapy for years.
Yes. You get over this trauma.
Yeah. Okay.
What do you got, Max? I was just thinking flights for life might be worth it. Yeah.
Yeah, but then you have to stick with that one airline. And then what if you park your car at midway? I didn't think about parking the car at midway.
Now you're Fox. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The parking situation. That's so crazy.
You can't do that. Also, if a plane with Alaska Airlines almost disintegrates in the air.
That's not valid. No, it's not.
To delay a whole day. It was a holiday.
I would definitely try to come back on the Monday being like, oh. In the middle of two games.
I've done it. I did it when we lived in New York.
JFK, LaGuardia, like,

oh, I can get a better flight, earlier flight?

Okay, I'll just take an Uber.

It is the difference between flying into LaGuardia and flying into, like, Newark.

Yeah. That's fucking far.

But on Martin Luther King Day, there's no traffic.

Yeah, actually, no, it's actually way

worse to fly into the New York

airport, for that example, because it's

way easier to just drive to the different airport here.

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Okay. We now welcome on a very special guest.
One of our very good friends. He is a senior NFL columnist for CBS sports.com.
You can find him on CBS sports HQ. It's Pete Prisco.
We wanted to have him on, uh, cause we're in the middle of the playoffs and we are now heading into the divisional round, and Pete's Jacksonville Jaguars are set to play their first playoff game as the one seed out of the AFC. So we thought we'd get Pete on to talk about his Jacksonville Jaguars before their big playoff game.
Pete, you must have enjoyed the bye, right? Yeah, the bye was great. And by the way, they're not my Jaguars.
I just happened to pick them and I was an idiot.

And believe me, you

and you and every

50 million of your listeners have

reminded me of my stupidity

in picking Jacksonville to be the number one seed

over and over and over.

You did it, Big Cat, you did it about

20 times during the season.

He's just relentless.

Yeah, every time they lost, I was like, was this scheduled?

Was this scheduled, Pete? What happened

I'm sorry. You did it, Big Cat, you did it about 20 times during the season.
Yeah. He's just relentless.
Yeah, every time they lost, I was like, was this scheduled? Was this scheduled, Pete? What happened to the schedule? Where was the schedule wrong? Because you weren't wrong. The schedule was wrong.
No, I was wrong because the team stunk. I mean, let's be real.
They had so many issues this year, and it starts with the roster. The general manager has not done a good job, and yet he still stays there over and over.
He's the one guy that continues to be in the organization no matter who's running it. Bad decision.
And then you add it all up and guys didn't play well. I think Doug Peterson's at fault for some of that.
They seem like whenever they start reading their press clippings and think they're good, they go in the toilet. And so there were a variety of reasons that the quarterback didn't play as well.
So I added it all up, and I made a stupid pick. And believe me, every one of your guys can continue to remind me because I deserve it.
It's the nature of the organization, I think. Like if you pick, you know, even the Cowboys or you pick the Steelers, like a team that has won Super Bowls in their past to win a Super Bowl or go to a Super Bowl, people can visualize it.
They can see it. When you say the Jaguars are going to go to the Super Bowl, it leaves an impression on people's brains in late August that they then stick with, and they're like, who was that Jaguars guy? Oh, yeah, Pete Prisco.
And I might have reminded some people. You did.
You were relentless. And by the way, what the way what if you said okay the Lions they've never been in the Super Bowl but if you said the Lions before the season would would you have gotten the same reaction probably not and and are the Lions capable of going to the Super Bowl of course they are yeah so you know when it's teams that never have been there of course when you pick them and and say they're going to get there for reasons that were laid out um i think i just by the way i deserve the give it to me i appreciate that schedule i think a lot of people could have taken the easy way out and said the schedule triver lawrence was hurt etc etc i appreciate you putting your hand up and so pete is welcoming you to give him all the abuse online pete wants your abuse you're sick and he And he doesn't block people anymore.
No. Not as many.
If you get personal, I'll block you. Okay.
If you get personal, I'll block you. I like that.
Other than that, no, I'm not blocking you. All right, so Pete, looking back at Super Wild Card Weekend, the game stunk for the most part.
The Rams, Lions, that was a good game. I enjoyed that one a lot.
But for the most part the rest of the game's not really interesting what is the biggest surprise well I think the biggest surprise

has to be Green Bay going in and winning the way they did um I thought they would hang around in

the game but to go in there and dominate the way they did that was a bad look for Dallas and and

you know everybody's all excited about Dan Quinn the plan was awful I mean they had they had six

defensive backs on the field the entire game not only that their linebackers weighed 220 and 225, I think. They're tiny.
They got pushed around. The Packers outsmarted them on that side of the ball and did whatever they wanted to.
And by the way, there were a lot of people out there that were killing Jordan Love before the season. A lot of them.
Many of them. Who? No.
Adam Schein being one of them. I mean, he destroyed him.
And the day I was there, he destroyed them, him, and they were angry about it. I asked Jordan Love about it.
He didn't care. The players didn't care.
They love that guy. That guy has a little bit of it to him.
You can't see that when a guy comes out in the draft. You have no idea.
He's got that in him. and I think that's played out.
So that was a big surprise to me. It was the way they handled the Cowboys.
Yeah, Jordan loves playing incredible football. I've just admitted that he's probably a future Hall of Famer.
The other thing that – or maybe surprising, I don't know, the Eagles just basically dead team walking. What happens now? Nick Ciaran, he probably has to go go even though he's made the playoffs three years in a row, made a Super Bowl, but that type of collapse, I don't think that's really – I don't think we've seen a collapse quite like that in the NFL in terms of how good they were last year to this year and then 10-1 and then out in an embarrassing fashion.
Let me ask you this, though. When they were 10-1, did you think they looked like a 10-1 team? They never really looked like a dominant team that they were at the end of last season.
They had issues. And here's part of the problem with the Eagles.
They let age creep in in a lot of spots. The two corners, those two guys were terrible.
Slague, you know, he and Bradbury both had issues. When they lost Maddox early in the season, that nickel corner became a problem.
They didn't rush the passer like they did a year ago, you know, and so on the other side of the ball, they were physical last year. They weren't physical at all.
They got away from the run the entire season, except for early in the season when Swift ran well. So I think Sirianni's in trouble in large part because of the way it played out but think about that you go from super bowl one january to february to fired the next january is that where we are in the nfl these days but i think when you think specifically about the philadelphia eagles jeffrey lurry he's i mean he fired andy reed who's one of the coaches of all time.
He fired Doug Peterson, what, a couple years after he won a Super Bowl? So he has clearly shown that he's not going to be timid when it comes to making changes with the coaches. Do we give Sirianni any benefit of the doubt because he lost both his offensive and defensive coordinator from a year ago? No, I think that's an indictment on Sirianni.
Yeah, he's coordinating a merchant. How's that an indictment on Sirianni? They can leave for head coaching jobs.
No, that's great for his coordinators, but I'm saying that Sirianni himself, you see what you get without these two guys with him. Like, what does he bring to the table? Answer me that, Pete.
What does Nick Sirianni do really well? That I don't know how he handles the room.

I know he coaches.

He answers questions with an attitude, I can tell you that.

And that's the word is that he has the edge and the attitude.

Does that rub players the wrong way?

Does that anger them?

They didn't get better.

So to answer your question, I will sit here and say that team was not better

than they were a year ago.

And that you can say is an indictment of the head coach. Right.
Yeah with sirianni in particular would you say he he lost the locker room don't know it seemed like it though you did you see jalen hurts when he was asked about him last night about his about whether he didn't really give him a vote of confidence and that's never a good look when your quarterback you saw dak prescott he at least came out in defense of Mike McCarthy. He backed him.

Jalen Hurts didn't.

Yeah.

Well, Dak Prescott and Mike McCarthy might just be –

they're like, hey, will you get my back?

Will you get my back?

Because we're both kind of fucked.

Like, we got to at least have each other's back here

because there's a chance we're both gone next year.

Well, let me ask you this.

For all – Dan Quinn's the greatest in the world.

What lost the game the other day for the Cowboys? Was it the offense or the defense? I know Prescott threw a couple bad interceptions. Offense in the first half.
Offense in the first half. You can't come out at home and look like that.
I know the defense is bad. And people will say Dak's stats because obviously second half he put up a bunch of numbers.
Yeah, that was Garvey. But you have to, if you are Dak Prescott and you have Super Bowl aspirations and you are home against a seven-seed, seven-and-a-half-point dog, you have to come out and give your team a chance to be in the game right away.
They were out of that game within 15 minutes. The way he looked, the long drive touchdown, three and out, then some turnovers.
He buried that team. I know the defense didn't play well, but Dak buried that team, and he showed up way too late.
Yeah, I mean, I can see where – I mean, he didn't play well. Don't get me wrong.
But, you know, that goes back to the – I go back to the Buffalo game when they played Buffalo. Remember, Buffalo ran it down their throat for, what, 270 yards that day? They barely even threw the the football and so you're too little they're too little they're they don't have enough bodies in there to counter out the run and and when you can't do that you hit those shots down the field so yeah that didn't play well um but they were the number one scoring offense in the national football league this year i mean so you got to take into account that yeah in the regular season yeah yeah so right i mean that's that's what you get out of dallas they've been great in the regular season and mccarthy would you would you fire would you both fire mike mccarthy and nick sirian i think you should extend mike mccarthy and dak prescott indefinitely in dallas and i think that you should make nick sirianni coach for life in philadelphia i'm saying that as a commander.
Smoking like a real commander. Smoking like a commander.

I would love that.

And that tells you all you need to know.

Think about it that way.

I think each fan base wants their coach gone.

Yeah, I'd fire both.

I'd fire both, especially because who do you have right now?

You have Harbaugh.

You have Belichick.

Possibly Tomlin.

Vrabel.

Because Belichick's done a wonderful job the last few years.

Well, hold on.

But Vrabel, Pete Carroll. There's done a wonderful job the last few years.
Well, hold on. But Vrabel, Pete Carroll, like there's some names out there that are significant upgrades from what Mike McCarthy and I just – I mean, Nick Sirianni is easier to me.
Mike McCarthy, I get it. Like he had a better season and then, you know, the playoff disappointment happens again.
But, yeah, I think both guys should be gone if I were – So were so sirianni sirianni gets no nothing for going to the super bowl a year ago i think i mean you can ask the the philly sports faithful out there we know one or two of them and uh yeah i mean i get it would you it's the way that it fell apart if he had won that game which probably some people argue that the call was terrible they probably should have won the game with would you still fire him this? Oh, if he won a Super Bowl last year? No, you'd probably give him an extra year of saving grace. Just think about that for a second.
Yeah, but that's the difference. Maybe if he didn't cry too.
If he didn't cry at the Super Bowl before the Super Bowl, I might keep him. So, you know, like I'm with you on crying.
I mean, unless you have like a family death that relates to the football or something. Like Caleb Williams crying after he lost his mom.
Hold on. No, hold on.
Caleb Williams, that's, you know, mental health is mental wealth. So let's chill out with that.
Caleb Williams might be a bear, so I'm going to watch what I say. Yeah, but I still don't like crying after football games.
That's just me. Or before.
I think it's always appropriate to cry in the national anthem. You can do it.
Like no Sean Moreno. You remember that? When he had just tears streaming down his face? That's just love for your country.
That's passion. I mean, if you had a relative who was involved with it and was close to you and he died the week before or something, I get it.
I understand that. But just for know crying after a game or before a game it's not you should write a pamphlet pete prisco's advice for for personal grieving i like it the do's and don'ts for guys you know what i believe me i i can i can talk about it you gotta laugh that's the first and foremost you have to laugh over situations to get out to deal with the grief i can promise you that yeah and that's lesson number one so with tomlin in particular uh he kind of stormed out of the press conference he turned and ran uh when they asked him about the one year left on his contract it that doesn't seem like the behavior of a man that that plans on sticking around if i were to guess otherwise he just would have said like i'm going to be the coach of pittsburgh steelers um Do you think that there's any chance he just walks away? You know, you start hearing that and there's some rumblings around the league that he will walk away.
Again, you know, it's a grind, guys. You know that you're around it long enough.
It wears on you. These guys miss so many things in their lives.
And I think at some point, you got to step back from it. Bill Cowher, you know, never came back and he's enjoyed his life since then.
And I think guys get away from it. You know, Mike Smith, the coach fired for the Falcons, never came back in any way, shape or form and enjoys his life.
I think it's tough on these guys. So I think would I be surprised if Mike Tomlin walked away? No, absolutely not okay so so if let's say hypothetically Mike Tomlin's out there and hypothetically he is not completely done with football so he and the Steelers work out arrangement he doesn't want to be there for whatever reason next year uh rank the top five best coaching candidates because I feel like this is the best free agent class maybe in the history of head coaching.
Well, if Belichick is not the general manager, he's the best. Because Belichick, the general manager, got Belichick, the coach, in a lot of trouble.
The roster stinks. GM Belichick fired Bill Belichick, the head coach.
Yes. Bill Belichick, the GM, should have been fired a long time ago.
And so I think Belichick's the best coach. Tomlin's right behind him, I think, right there.
Harbaugh. I mean, Harbaugh will fix things, but the shelf life, you know, is going to be very short.
Who cares? Who cares? He wins. He's a time bomb.
You want him in Chicago, don't you? I want him so bad. I mean, it's not going to happen, but he wins.
That's what he does. He does.
You know why he wins? Because he builds that thing physically. He builds both the offensive and defensive lines.
Everywhere he's been, build the offensive and defensive lines. And that's the way you have to win in the NFL.
If your two lines are good and you have a quarterback, you're winning no matter what else is around. Yeah.
So we've had this debate and you watched the film, Pete. Right now, let's throw contracts out of the situation.
Where is C.J. Stroud ranked in quarterbacks in the NFL? If we throw all contracts out of the situation and you call up and you're like, hey, we'll trade our quarterback for C.J.
Stroud. How many teams are actually willing to or want to do that?

And how many teams are hanging up like no quarterback's better?

The question is how many teams won't do it.

Yeah, right, right.

So how many teams will hang up and be like, no.

You wouldn't do it with Mahomes.

You wouldn't do it with Josh Allen.

You probably wouldn't do it with Lamar, I don't think.

Okay.

You wouldn't do it with Burrow.

Yep.

Is that it?

I think that might be it, which is crazy, isn't it? Yeah, you want to hear high praise from me? This is high praise from me. And in a million years, I never thought I'd say this about anybody.
He makes me think of Dan Marino in his day, hey Dan. Whoa.
He makes it look so easy with the quick release and the ability to throw.

He's a little more, you know, he has a little more movement than Dan did,

but the ability to decipher it and put it right on the numbers and make,

he makes it look easy. There are a few guys that walk into this league and make it look that easy.

That's why he reminds me of Marino.

And remember guys, Marino wasn't as good in college

as he was in the NFL.

Oh, cocaine, yeah.

Well, oh, God.

Allegedly.

And by the way, C.J. Stroud wasn't as good in college

as he is in the NFL and won't be.

That's a big claim because we actually were talking about it

on Monday that C.J. Stroud, I think, you know, you can have this debate because you can look at the numbers differently and you can add playoff wins or not.
But I think C.J. Stroud is now in the conversation for best rookie quarterback year ever.
And Dan Marino would obviously be in that conversation as well because he was phenomenal his rookie year, won the MVP the second year. But that's the level he's playing at right now.
And you're right, too, because the classic Dan Marino quote,

there is no defense for a perfect pass.

Like, that's what C.J. Stroud's doing.

And, you know, the interesting thing, look,

Nico Collins was a nice receiver,

but he's made him into a big-time receiver.

And, you know, Tank Dell, you know,

he was putting up numbers as a rookie.

Marino had, you know, Clayton and Duper.

Neither one of those guys were great, great, great players. They were really good players, and Marino made them that much better.
I think that's what C.J. Stroud does to Nico Collins, what he was doing with Tank Dell.
And I think when you have that guy, look, everybody missed on him. Let's be real.
Nobody thought he was going to be there. Nobody out there.
And if you probably put the Texans on the lie detector detector if they had the first pick they probably would have taken bryce shunk okay so they all missed on they know nobody thought he was going to be this good no i heard that cj stroud was always their guy no matter what that's what the taxes well that's what they say after that's what they say after the fact but you know what he should have been carolina's guy that's what he should have been yeah carolina's guy um's guy. You're wearing their colors right now.
Let's talk about Miami Dolphins. As we all predicted, they went into Kansas City in a cold weather game, and it was bad.
It was really ugly. It's kind of what we've been leaning towards all year with them seeming to not be able to beat any good teams, just not being built for the cold.
How do you fix? Because we're talking about how to instill toughness in a team. Maybe it's not toughness.
Maybe it's something else. But you tell us, how do you fix the Miami Dolphins? Because they're not totally broken.
They've got talent. They've got good players.
But how do you fix them next year to make sure that they can win in January? Well, the offensive line has to be better, first and foremost. You know, losing the center really hurt their offensive line.
And they had guys going in and out the whole season. That matters.
You talk about physical team. They ran the ball well all year long.
They were great running the football. It's just a different style of running the football in that they get a lot of big chunk plays instead of wearing you down physically.
So it looks different. Tua has to be better in big moments on the road.
I think you saw the reports coming out of Kansas City. I don't necessarily believe this, but they said if he patted the ball, that means he's getting off his first read, he's done.
And so you looked at that game, and he didn't play very well. So, yeah, I think Tua has to play better.
They have to be more physical. They have to be, you know, willing to do different things, too.
The creativity of early season earlier seasons great but you have to be able like you said run the ball you know consistently take the pressure off those shots uh and the injuries just decimated the defense let's be real how many teams can handle playing a playoff game without your top three pass rushers picking guys up off the street your second corners out your last your starting linebackers out and go out and try and defend against the Chiefs. And they actually played okay on defense in that game.
Yeah. No, they did kind of...
I mean, Mahomes also, his receivers, like D'Amico Harbin just deciding to just stop a route was crazy when Mahomes is throwing a perfect pass. It'll be interesting to see what happens with the Dolphins.
Do you want to apologize for being wrong about Jared Goff? How was I wrong about Jared Goff? I don't know. I just saw your first tweet saying, what was it? One more thing.
I said the Lions had to learn how to win big games before the season. They have done that, and more I commit when I am wrong.
Jared Goff and that offense are tough to stop. You know, Jared, I love – no, I'm a big Jared Goff.
Okay, good. I know you – by the way, I've told you guys this before.
One day in training camp, I went to go talk to him years ago and he walked up to me and he goes, you're the guy I heard on your podcast, by the way. He heard me with you guys.
I go, yeah, he's a big fan of you guys. So, of course, you guys love him.
No, he doesn't get the do he deserves. He never has.
And he's, you know, we might be a lot like that we take up for guys like that with josh allen yeah i don't understand it there's certain guys that just get ripped to shreds by by the media for whatever reason and i don't understand it he's one of them by the way yeah so i think what big cats getting at and pete you do this is like pete prisco 101 it's in the handbook you say you won't bet on a team to win a playoff game until they've already won a playoff game you're like they haven't proven to me that they can win when it counts in january and then one once they do that one year then the next year you're like okay yeah they can win in january correct you have to prove you i mean that's one of that's my my straight from the football textbook you're right prove to me prove it so so you like Texans, the Lions, and the Packers surprised you a lot this weekend. Absolutely.
Okay. Absolutely.
You can only go off what you've seen. I picked Cleveland.
I picked Cleveland. I picked the Rams.
So there you go. Yeah.
All right. So what happens in Cleveland? Is Joe Flacco – is there a world where Joe Flacco starts at quarterback for the Cleveland Browns next year? Is that possible? No.

No.

Any Flacco in the game?

I mean, that's Joe Flacco.

You get the grade of Joe Flacco, you get the Flacco of Flacco.

I mean, you know, he threw some of the worst interceptions all season long.

And you sat there and you go, okay, is this the start of it?

I mean, it was a great story.

I mean, don't get me wrong, coming off the street and playing the way he did.

But no, he's not the quarterback. Watson will be the quarterback for obvious financial reasons.
Yeah. Yeah.
It's – we'll miss Joe. That was a fun five weeks or whatever it was, throwing it back.
It was. It was.
And, by the way, their defense just was awful. The great defense, they were terrible.
They were a no-show the other day. Yeah, that was – I mean, we saw it a little bit on the road.
All right, so looking ahead to this weekend, who's going to shock the world? Because we have some interesting games. Outside of the Chiefs, I don't know what the Bucs-Lions line is, but obviously the Chiefs-Bills

is lined as an under-field goal

game. The other three games

seem to be

it's a six-point line. The other three games

are expected to be maybe not as close.

So are we going to get a shock this weekend? Are we going to get

someone shocking the world?

Yes, but I don't know. I mean,

who will be?

Kansas City, you guys know this, Kansas City can win in Buffalo, particularly all the injuries in Buffalo, so that wouldn't be a shock. That's not a shock, yeah.
No. The shock would be if Green Bay pulls off the upset at San Francisco.
Are they capable of doing it? I worry about their defense getting pushed around. They've always had a problem stopping the run.
It's been an issue for them for a long time. Can they stop the run? If they can stop the run, I think they'll move the ball in San Francisco.
Their offensive line's playing great. And if you block the Niners, you're having success throwing against the Niners.
I think they're susceptible in the secondary to the pass. So if they block them, they beat them, and their line's playing well.
I think they hang around in that game. I do.
And would it all shock me to see them win it? No. That one would – I could see them winning that game.
So I want the Niners to win, obviously, but I think that it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if we had Detroit hosting an NFC Championship game. How awesome would that be? Well, you don't think the Bucs can win at Detroit? No, I'm just saying.
I'm looking ahead. If the Bucs win, then the Detroit wouldn't host an NFC championship game.

Think about it.

If the Packers win and the Bucs win, the championship game would be in Tampa.

That would be weird.

That would be very weird.

That would be weird.

No, it would be great for the league to have the Lions hosting a championship game.

Are you kidding me?

That place was rocking the other day.

It was.

It was fantastic.

If we're looking at the NFL from the lens of it being scripted for ratings, the Super Bowl would be the Lions and the Chiefs with Taylor Swift in the audience. No, ideally it would have been the Cowboys and the Chiefs.
That would have been the ideal. No, but the Cowboys, that's in the NFL script every year.
It's like the ending of an SVU show. They catch the bad guy at the end.
Every year the Cowboys lose in the playoffs. This would be great if it – What? But ideal scenario from a TV standpoint, an NFL standpoint, would have been Cowboys-Chiefs with Taylor Swift.
No, the ideal scenario is Lions-Chiefs, PFT's right. And then the Lions beat the Chiefs and Taylor Swift sees Dan Campbell and she's like, I never knew there was such a thing as this alpha man.
It's a whole new species. I'm going to do everything I can to date him.
And they become the new hot couple. Yeah, I don't think that script's actually playing out.
Okay, well, you're in the same room with Dan Campbell. Isn't TMZ reporting that Kelsey's getting engaged this summer? Well, that's a weird thing to report in TMZ.
Are you reading TMZ? It's not somewhere. It's one of those sites.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
TMZ reporting six months in advance of you asking somebody to marry you. That must be so bizarre for Travis Kelsey.
By the way, I have Taylor Swift tickets for next October. Anybody want to buy them? Sure.
How much? Where are they? Where are you going? They're in Miami. got them she wants to go she's i think but i don't know if we're gonna go oh might sell them you want me to take your wife you will take your wife all right pete is that a pineapple on the shelf behind you but you know what don't think about it my wife is a lot like me so you guys it's crazy so yeah we yeah we yeah we have a great time with your wife um don't make me get don't make me get the machine gun out my tommy gun uh pete we were talking about this another thing i want i want your thoughts on monday um patrick mahomes has 12 playoff wins already it's six in.
He's got 12 playoff wins. I went through it.
It's like Elway and Manning got their 12th playoff win in their final seasons. He's got more playoff wins than Aikman.
If he wins another Super Bowl this year, is it even a discussion that he's number two, right? Does he pass Montana with three? If he wins another one, he's number two. Yep.
And he's far from done. That's the scariest thing about it.
Right. He might end up passing Brady as the greatest of all time in terms of Super Bowls, MVPs, numbers, the whole deal.
I mean, he's special, and he carries that team every single week. I mean, the things he does, the tackles are getting beat on a consistent basis, and he's getting outside, making throws down the field, hitting guys with ropes for 60 yards, and it's going right through their hands.
I mean, it's amazing what they do. Now, I was at the last Buffalo-Kansas City game in the regular season.
They didn't play well in that game. Remember was the Darius Tony situation but I I think Buffalo if they hit it they had so many injuries on defense though I mean last they lost a bunch of them yesterday too I hope those guys can get back because I want to see I want to see Mahomes on the road for the first time against the defense that's capable of playing against them not some bunch bunch of backups on the field.
Yeah. What about the Ravens? What about Lamar? Can he win in the playoffs? Well, actually, let me back up.
First of all, who gets your MVP vote? It would be Lamar. Okay.
All right. Good answer.
I think he probably had the best. It's like him and Josh Allen, I think, is where we're finding some of the votes split.
What Josh Allen's done is incredible. And you guys know how I feel about Josh Allen.
What he's done is incredible. And he's another guy.
Everybody just tears in the shreds. And I don't get it.
I don't get it. Yeah, he turns the ball over, but he's turning the ball over because he's pressing because he puts that team on his back and carries them.
I mean, and by the way, Brett Favre threw a lot of interceptions and he was was great as well. It takes trying to make plays, and you will throw interceptions.

I've had many a quarterback tell me, look, if I didn't want to throw interceptions,

I could play a whole season with throwing as few as you would imagine,

but I wouldn't be taking any chances.

Yeah, so with the Ravens this year, can Lamar start winning in the playoffs?

Two-time MVP, probably.

I think this offense, he's fit it.

It fits him.

It's different. They can throw it, and they don't have to be a run-heavy offense like they've been in the past.
They can still run it, but I think this offense is very conducive to what he does, and he's played great throwing the football. Yeah, he can turn it on this week.
The other side is what C.J. Stroud does against that defense, the way they throw so many different looks at you.
I think that's the more interesting one there. Yeah.
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Can you tell us where your best guess, where all these guys are going to end up coaching? The Belick Harbaugh Tomlin where where are some of these gonna Chesapeake is gonna move to Belichick's gonna go to Atlanta that's official I mean that's the all-time biggest cuck move of all like you can't do that if you're the Falcons yeah yes you can because all you want to do if you're if you're Arthur do is win. Oh, man.
But the problem with that scenario is how long is Belichick going to be there and who's going to play quarterback? Yeah. Because if you can't get Kirk Cousins, for example, or somebody, a veteran quarterback, then you're going to draft the guy and his patient's going to be, you know what I mean? I just think you can certainly, they're going to have a high, they're picked, they could trade up with the Bears, by the way, and go get one of those quarterbacks.
Yeah. Or they could trade Justin Fields.
Yeah. I want a new quarterback.
You do? Yeah, I think I just – watching like C.J. Stroud and Jordan Love, and I like Justin Fields.
I'll root for him for the rest of his career. I really want it to work.
Like, you have to be able to pass the ball, and you have to be able to pass the ball with anticipation, and you have to be able to make those big-time throws. And he's shown flashes, but it's just – I don't know.
It's like a question. Do you see it or do you not? That's a tough decision because you're sitting here saying to get Caleb Williams, what is he going to be? But when Justin Fields came out, everybody thought he was going to be it.
You know what I mean?

So you've got to be careful with what you wish for.

I know.

And they do have the foundation there.

By the way, the Bears will be a playoff team next year no matter who plays quarterback.

That's right.

I've been telling these idiots.

Hank's not here.

He's taking his 17th day in a row off because he's down with his little girlfriend in Dallas.

He's fixing her wall.

Yeah, he's fixing her wall.

But I've been telling him that.

He's been laughing in my face.

They have an actual good foundation built.

Well, I mean, they got good tackles. They're both – one's a first-year, one's a second-year guy.
You have all those – you know, you have the weapons. The runners are going to be – both of those guys can run the football.
And so you have – Komet's a good tight end. You have the pieces in place.
Yeah. Defense – they need another pass rusher.
They need another edge rusher. But the defense really grew up.
They've got to keep Johnson. But they will be a playoff team next year no matter who plays quarterback.
All right, so what are the other coaches that are moving around? Okay, so Belichick to Atlanta. I think Harbaugh to the Chargers makes all the sense, in large part because it's the best job.
You get the quarterback. You don't have to worry about the quarterback.

And so I think that's the best scenario for him.

I think he does end up going there.

I think Pierce will go back to the Raiders.

I think that makes sense from that standpoint.

And then Tomlin, if he walks away, he's going to,

I think he's going to walk away.

I think he, I think he's done.

Okay.

What about Vrabel?

That's a tough one.

I think Mike Vrabel is a good football coach.

I really do.

And I think he, he's a, you know, he's one of those guys that I think he needs to get with the times

a little bit with the offense.

I think that's something he's going to have to do with his next job.

You can't just line up and hand it to a 240-pound back all the time.

You have to be able to – you see this.

You see where the game is played.

Now you've got to be able to throw it around.

But I still think he's a good coach.

Where could he end up?

Pittsburgh is what we're thinking.

He would be the perfect Steelers coach.

And you know what?

That's a great job for him because he'd end up staying there

I'm sorry. round but i still think he's a good coach where could he end up where's a good question we're thinking he would be the perfect sealers coach and you know what he probably that's a great job for him because he'd end up staying there for 30 years because i don't ever fire their coach yeah him and arthur smith getting back together going to pittsburgh and does dan quinn go back to seattle i think probably but but you have to like at least if you're the seahawks you have to have a little bit of concern after that playoff game i know it's one game game, and you can't really judge that based on the body of evidence that he's done in Dallas.
But it would make me think, yeah, maybe we should interview a couple other guys. Here's my problem, though, when we hire these head coaches now.
Everybody wants, okay, well, he's a coordinator, so he's a coordinator of a good offense on a good team, so he'll be a good head coach. Or he's a bad coordinator.
You need a guy like dan campbell dan campbell wasn't a great coordinator he's a leader of the team and then he lets his coaches coach you let you ben johnson coaches the offense aaron glenn coaches the defense and dan campbell leads the team yeah that's what you need you don't hire a guy based on his coordinating skills when he's on a good team with good players yeah no it's a great point like even even if you look at, you know, John Harbaugh, who is a special teams coach, like I like when it's special teams coaches, like this guy is in the locker room with like the dogs on the team. You know what I mean? Trying to get the most out of the guys that are fringe roster guys.
He's a leader of men. Right.
That's what you want. You want a guy who's going to coach his coaches and coach the players, not necessarily being X and o's guy who's designing plays and calling the plays so top coordinators because i feel like i feel like my commanders are going to zero in on a coordinator i don't know if they're going to get uh belichick of rabel any of those guys i think they're going to go for i think they're going to go for ben johnson or aaron blatt oh so ben johnson yes i want ben i see him TV, and I'm like, I want that.
That offense, give me that. I want that offense in D.C.
I would want either Ben Johnson or Bobby Slowick from Houston. But Aaron Glenn, like the defense in Detroit, they stunk for most of the year.
Again, though, leader of men. You want the guy that's going to lead.
You want him to be able to you know grab a guy by the shirt and say get over here you're going to do it this way or

you're not playing you want to hire greg sciano then no come on now you're going to an extreme

urban meyer yeah i mean pete ideally i would like my coach to be able to teach players how to play

football well well yeah but but if but you can be both you can be both i just think sometimes look

ben johnson from everybody i talk to ben and i don't know ben johnson but ben johnson

Thank you. football well well yeah but but if but you can be both you can be both i just think sometimes look ben johnson from everybody i talk to ben and i don't know ben johnson but ben johnson people rave about ben johnson all the way across the board all the way across that leads coaches x's knows the whole thing that's what i would be a great hire that would be a great hire for washington but you know they they hired their their general manager who has nothing but praise around the league from everybody.
Look at some of the 49ers drafts when he's been there. Not the top guys, down the line guys, and see how they stock that roster.
He's done a nice job with that. Look, I was wrong about your commanders this year.
I thought they'd be good this year, and they weren't. But there's still some talent on that team.
If somebody comes in there, they can finesse it and make it a better football team and get them going in that division. I hope you're right, Pete.
Look at this. Arrow pointing up.
We kind of had the best. You can make the argument we had the best January in the entire NFC East.
Good point. I like that.
Yeah. Beast is back.
Yeah. The optimism is there, and everybody else has issues going on.
It could be a big category in the NFC Championship. He's got the coordinator walking out the door with the Giants.

It's going to be easy work.

We're fucking winners now, Big Cat.

The arrow's pointing up.

We're surrounded by losers.

We've got to change that.

We've got to get more winners around us, but we're winners officially.

Next year, the Bears will be a playoff team,

and the Commanders will be a better football team.

Guaranteed.

Love it.

Better football team. We're going to be playing better football.
That was good. I love you.
Yeah. We're going to be playing good football next year.
Pete, we will see you Super Bowl week and maybe combine. I will be there all week.
All right. Pete, I get together.
I got a bottle of Mad Dog with your name on it over here. All right.
It's Vegas, so anything goes in Vegas, you're gonna be i know exactly what you're gonna have the like the the the tapered jeans and uh the the button-down shirt with the like you know like the buttons have different patterns like you're gonna be a real older uh i'm trying to think of what the actual it's to be like a gray and black vertically striped dress shirt.

Yeah.

That goes down to your mid thighs.

Yes.

And you're going to have the JNCOs on.

He's going to have a drink in his hand the whole entire week.

Just talking to everyone.

Drunk.

Kind of like, hey, someone should get Pete home.

Maybe playing at the $5 blackjack table for like 16 hours.

You guys are confusing me with Will Brinson.

No, Will Brinson's going to the sphere and eating mushrooms. You guys will be right behind them.
Yeah, that's fine. I would love to do that.
Some of the crunchy, chewy things. Not that I've ever seen those.
Yeah. No, who is it? Tom Hardy? Ed Hardy? Ed Hardy shirts.
Ed Hardy shirts? Yeah, that's where we put it. I've never been in an Ed Hardy shirt in my life.
I can promise you that. You could pull off a True Religion shirt, too.
Oh, yeah. That's the other one, True Religion.
The little stitching on the jeans. Yeah, that's good.
I'll see you at the Spearmint Rhino, Pete. Oh, yeah.
Are you a condom and a strip club guy? I got married in Vegas, so it's a lot of memories for me. Are you a bring a condom to a strip club guy?

No.

I don't even know what that question means.

You got married in Vegas?

Yeah.

At the MGM.

Is your wife coming this year?

No.

Oh, tell her we say hello, though.

Oh, believe me, I won't.

If she wants to go to Taylor Swift, we're available.

See, I don't want to admit this, but I want to sell those Taylor Swift tickets. Yeah.
Yeah, no shit, dude. Probably a couple K.
That's crazy. More than that now.
I looked the other day and I had a reminder. I go, sell them.
You go on a vacation. For what you can get on those, you can go on a vacation somewhere.
Yeah, just rent the movie. Yeah.
Get the era's movie and then, then yeah go watch that in hawaii now would you guys go no well if my one of my kids wanted my kids love taylor swift so if one of my kids were like oh i want to go yeah it depends on whose box i was going to be in in taylor's box if it was taylor's box i would go yeah i would come but that's the whole thing you got to actually go, get out of the car. Well, Pete, you're just describing going to a concert.
Yeah. Also, Pete's describing is also going to a football game.
Yeah. Yeah, that too.
No, but I went and saw Dave Chappelle inside in like a cozy casino arena. It was nice because you don't have to deal with the getting out in the traffic

and all that and 70,000 people.

That's where it's a pain in the ass.

I agree with that.

Nothing worse than like after a big sporting event,

then you have to sit in a car like parked in the parking lot for another hour.

Right.

It's terrible.

Right.

Yeah.

Right.

Oh, okay.

All right, Pete, we can't wait to see you.

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All right, let's wrap up. We got guys on chicks.
Henry. Hey, Dad Cat, Mr.
Commentator, Loser Max, and Frosty Henry. Oh.
I had a guy come over this weekend to watch some of the wild card games. I can hear memes laughing.
We made a bet that the loser had to jump into my freezing cold pool. He lost the bet and after running to the shower, slipped and put a hole in my wall.
Should I still have him over in the future, even though he destroyed my house? Well, no, because it sounds like you guys don't get along about Dak Prescott. I think, though.
I thought this was already addressed. I feel like it was, hypothetically, this whatever could have happened here.
I feel like you got to look past it. Love wins.
And here's the thing. Life is about stories, right? So just think about it.
Let's say two years, three years from now. Because we've been saying we want to go to someone's wedding, a listener's wedding.
We'll maybe go to this listener's wedding. We're sitting at a wedding and there's a story told and be like, and remember the time your knee went through my wall?

Yeah.

And we'll all laugh, and it was just like, that was an incredible moment.

These two lovebirds, I'm happy it worked out.

That's when we knew it was real.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah, this is a fun story.

We'll even love PFT.

It's a fun story that you can build around.

Right.

For sure.

Right.

It's a very cute How We Met story.

It's kind of like a rom-com. You know what? Right.
But but in rom-coms they usually don't last years and years and years like i don't know if there's another big event coming up soon that maybe you could meet up with and it'll be a big production a big like some super yeah some like a super event okay in a romantic city we'll look at the schedule and see if there's a super event coming up okay hey pmt boys don't give up that's our problem that's our bottom line do this probably i know sometimes we joke in this but this is a dead serious response don't give up on love yeah also those that guy and girl who had a great weekend and got to spend a little extra time because flights were canceled and there literally are no flights i didn't read that part of the guys on other cities so i don't know what you're. That girl, the guy sounds like he's really cool and really hot.
Probably has a big hammer to fix your wall with. Hey, PMP boys.
Hank, were you concerned when you jumped in the freezing pool that your dick was going to be non-existent like the Bass Pro Shop guy when you jumped out? Yeah, I mean, that's just like, you knew that was going to happen. Yeah.
So it did happen. It happens to everyone, yeah.
No, not me. Not me.
I think it's bigger when it gets cold. Oh, really? Yeah.
Football. Football cock.
Hey, PMT boys. Air weather.
Take the sleeves off. I'm not cold.
I'll never put on a condom in the cold. I slept over at my new boyfriend's apartment.
He doesn't have a dishwasher. I noticed in the morning he was doing dishes And only washing the tops of forks and spoons When I confronted him and told him He needs to wash the whole fork He said why would he do that when only the top part goes in his mouth I think it's disgusting And he will be bringing my own silverware Am I overreacting or is he being practical Is this your first boyfriend That's anreaction.
Listen, I've lived in an apartment before without a dishwasher. It sucks.
You go paper plates for a lot of stuff. What are you going to say, Max? Continue.
I have another question after you're done. Yeah.
You just go paper plates for a lot of stuff. But yeah, when you wash the dishes, it's a quick rinse.
Yeah. It's actually, you know what you do is you do the big soak.
You get your whole, you plug your sink, just pour a bunch of soap in there, dump all your dishes in, and then just rinse them off after about an hour. Yeah.
With a piece of silverware, you don't, what are you afraid of? Like the fingerprints on the edge of them? I don't really understand. That's crazy.
The clean part is, the part you need to be clean is cleaned right now. It's like with a coffee cup.
If you have a coffee cup that you use every day at your house for breakfast, you should probably just reuse that coffee cup every day. Do you guys wash, when you have to do the dishes, do you wash the big things in the sink and don't put them in the dishwasher to save room so you can overload the dishwasher? I do all the time.
The big things. Like a big pot.
I'll always hand wash that because I'm like, I want to get everything. I don't like doing double dishes.
Unless it's the cast iron because I feel like the cast iron gets way cleaner if you put in the dishwasher. But everything else, yeah, I'll clean.
Yeah, there's nothing better than doing, you know, you get all the dishes done, take a nice piss in the sink, boom. Do you wash the bottom of the pan?

No.

Okay.

I've gotten yelled at for not washing the entirety of the pan.

No, the fire burns off everything.

Agreed.

I've had this.

And the handle.

The handle I've also gotten yelled at.

Washing dishes is very simple.

Does the handle get dirty?

If you see-

You put your hand on it.

It's like the same thing as the fork.

Yeah, if you see food, that's what you wash.

Correct. Everything else is clean.
The bottom of the pan sometimes gets greased, though. That's what you got to be your hand on it.
It's like the same thing as the fork. Yeah.
If you see food, that's what you wash. Correct.

Everything else is clean.

The bottom of the pan sometimes gets greased though.

That's what you got to be careful about.

No, no, no.

Nah, nah.

That's seasoning.

No, yeah.

It's seasoning.

Seasoning on the bottom of the pan.

Seasoning, yeah.

Wait, are you talking about the opposite side of the pan or the actual pan itself?

Not where the food is, but where the burner goes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's no seasoning on that.

No, I know.

That was joking. Okay, all right.
Yeah, you're overreacting. You're crazy.
Guy, run. But don't run into a wall.
Maybe do, because that's how love stories start. My husband and I are in a heated debate.
What's the average amount of wipes after a shit? I say three to five, and he says 15 to 20 please help 15 to 20 that's a lot that's an um go to a doctor you do have to stay there till it's done sometimes you'll have ones that are like how is this how do i still have poop in my ass i did have one of those earlier today but it wasn't 15 to 20 noipes, shout out Dude Wipes who sponsors a bunch of stuff at Barstool. They are

a lifesaver. I buy them at stores because I'm just like

I've completely converted to a wipes

person. You go wipe then

dry toilet paper? No, you go dry

toilet paper then finish with the wipes. You finish with

the wipes. Yeah, that's the only way you can finish.

I've been wipes my whole life. Yeah, you have

to finish that way. And sometimes you can fold

it in half for maximum usage

or even quarters. Wait, you fold it? You wipe and then you...
Yeah. Oh, no.
But that side's clean. Oh, no, baby.
Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no.
Yeah, it's clean. I don't know.
Save the wipes. But then where's your hand touching? Not the poop.
Where does the poop go? Inside. You make a poop sandwich you make a sandwich and then you fold it over yeah it feels like a dangerous move you're definitely getting poop on your hands and on your butt or you're wiping more but yeah you're smearing poop you're you're painting your butt with poop no it's saving the environment i don't know i don't know about he is saving the environment yeah and i'm washing my hands don't know about that.
He is saving the environment.

Yeah.

And I'm washing my hands for a long time after.

Yeah.

You wash your off-hand?

I don't wash my off-hand.

Yeah.

How do you wash one hand?

Sometimes I don't wash my off-hand.

I need to think, like, how...

Squirt, and then like this.

No, I...

You're already doing it.

Why wouldn't you just do both hands?

Sometimes I don't feel like washing my off hand.

That's hilarious.

I mean, there's a hand that just doesn't get involved.

Well.

My left hand does not get involved whatsoever in my bathroom.

Mine does.

It doesn't.

I think we got different methods.

What do you mean?

You go back?

Yeah.

I go front, and then I got to move them. Front? Yeah.
Yeah. Front? Yeah I mix it up Yeah a lot of people You're wiping your balls? It's like 50-50 No I don't wipe my balls You gotta move the balls Yeah no I Sometimes It's not often I'll usually wash both hands But sometimes I don't feel like I don't feel like washing my off hand Are you a stander or a sitter? Sitter You have to be You can't be a stander Everyone who's a stander Just walks around with poop in their butt.
Yeah, you can't be a stander. That's just a fact.
They're a child. Those are people that just walk around with poop in their butt.
I also am now realizing I'll do a lot more offhand washing when I'm wiping my kid's butt. Because then it's like I'm not involved at all.
I just come in and I'm the closer. I just get yelled at from across the room being like, I'm ready to be wiped.
All right, here we go. Running from the bullpen.
Let's wipe it up. Let's end with that.
Okay. 15 to 20, that's a lot of wiping.
That's a lot, but again, I don't think that's a good average, but we all have to admit there are times where it's like, if you actually went all the way until there was literally nothing, I'd still be in the shitter. It gets messy in there.
Somebody just got to hop in the shower. I think the only thing that makes sense for the 15 to 20 is if you're taking like four out at one time and then going back there.
Oh, I do that. I do the mega white.
That makes sense to me because for some reason that feels better. So if you're only doing like four rounds of that, then I could see how it could get to 15 to 20.
The Mega Wipe. Or if it's messy and you have a stomachache.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. There's times when it gets – But sometimes the poops that are the messiest, you don't see them coming.
No. You're like, that felt clean.
Right. And then what the fuck has happened? Right.
The best feeling is when you don't have anything to clean up. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Okay. Good show, boys.
Good show. We got a good show coming Friday, too.
So get excited. All right.
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