NFL Week 18, Playoffs Are Set, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Jaguars Collapse And The Bears Lose To The Packers Again

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Speaker 17 On today's part in my take, week 18

Speaker 21 in the books.

Speaker 23 We have our playoff schedule set.

Speaker 24 We have our draft order set.

Speaker 26 We're going to talk about the playoff schedule.

Speaker 27 We're going to talk about the week 18 games.

Speaker 30 Some sadness in this room, some happiness in this room.

Speaker 23 We have it all, though.

Speaker 31 The final regular season week of the year, the final Sunday long pod, going through everything, embracing.

Speaker 34 I can't believe we're here, boys.

Speaker 22 We're also going to do a little preview of Monday night's college football championship game.

Speaker 41 We have fastest two minutes and who's back of the week.

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Speaker 43 Now in the street, there is violence,

Speaker 43 and then a lot of solid work to be done.

Speaker 43 No place to hang out or washing.

Speaker 43 And then I can't name all on the sun. Oh, no, we're gonna rock down to Electric Avenue.

Speaker 43 And then we'll take it higher.

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Speaker 46 It's part of my take.

Speaker 47 There's another part to sports.

Speaker 24 Welcome to part of my take.

Speaker 48 Today is Monday, January 8th,

Speaker 50 week

Speaker 51 18.

Speaker 52 And let us be the last to thank you for turning in to another NFL season.

Speaker 53 We start in wet and soggy Baltimore, where Freemason Rudolph played inspired ball on January 6th as the Ravens couldn't stop the steal.

Speaker 53 Errs, little Tay Johnson has confirmed he is not dead as he was a sucker for the deep ball, scoring a big touchdown to put the Steelers up.

Speaker 53 And Mike Tom Lynn's sanity has lasted 17 years and Pittsburgh is back in the playoffs.

Speaker 50 Here we go Steelers here we go Pittsburgh's going to the Super Bowl here we go Steelers 17 Ravens 10

Speaker 56 over to our first playoff game where I spent last night in the house of a team from Indiana

Speaker 50 Running a couple hundred miles.

Speaker 56 Nico Collins Baton Rouge Jonathan Taylor made used every club in his bag, but the Texans were extremely stroud and incredibly close to wrapping up an unlikely division title.

Speaker 56 The game came down to the final play where Tyler Goodson gave his impression of Tokate the Orca and lost all control of his flippers when Ursa's team was trying to air it out.

Speaker 50 The Texans 23, the Colts 19.

Speaker 53 To Sunday where the Jacksonville Jaguars were fighting for their playoff lives and the dignity of certain short Italian football riders, Tractor Sito played his last game in Tanisito.

Speaker 53 A mini truck like El Camino. Much to the chagrin of small Prisco Pedo.
Tractor Cito.

Speaker 53 Clever Lawrence tried to get the last laugh, but his shoulder wasn't dislocated enough to get the two yards necessary for a late score. And as we learn time and time again, God hates Jags.

Speaker 55 Titans 28, Jags 20. Whoop! Whoop!

Speaker 56 Over to Ohio, where AJ Soprano McCarran never had the makings of a varsity athlete, but he did get in garbage time in this one.

Speaker 56 Kake Browning looked really good, and so did her husband, as big man on campus Jake Driskell looked like he was on the no-fly list with some of his passes.

Speaker 56 Andre Yosevis and Butthead showed the Brown his score jolio, not once, but twice, as he said, I need TD for my Bengals. On the way to a Bengals 31-14 win.

Speaker 36 We head over to Foxborough where we have our reporter Henry Lockwood on the scene.

Speaker 51 Hank.

Speaker 60 In a fitting fitting tribute to the weather, James Snow White rang the lighthouse bell today as the white powder came down in bunches throughout the day in Foxborough.

Speaker 62 Matthew Kelly Slater and the Patriots couldn't even manage to hang 10 points on the feeble Jets as Trevor Simeon and the Jets rode Bree Sarsenio Hall to the tune of 178 yards in a touchdown as the Jets were woof, woof, woof, woofing all the white powder falling from the sky to celebrate their first victory versus New England in their last 15 games.

Speaker 62 Jets 17. Patriots, three.

Speaker 25 15 games, huh?

Speaker 47 Maybe 16.

Speaker 21 Oh, my white powder.

Speaker 24 Sounds like they could have used Patrick Chunk.

Speaker 25 Huh?

Speaker 65 We now head to Philadelphia.

Speaker 53 Actually, New York, where Max is there.

Speaker 66 Sad, sad, sad boy Max.

Speaker 62 We head over to MetLife where it's officially time to kill the Philadelphia Phoebus. Soon-to-be unemployed ass Nick Stearing mommy may have to move into his parents' basement after this one.

Speaker 62 Saquon Tony Starkly dominated the first half and told all of Philadelphia everyone wants a happy ending, right? But it doesn't always roll that way.

Speaker 62 Nick Sorrow should be apologizing to all of Philadelphia for being the worst fucking player to ever play the game. I hate the Eagles.
The Eagles really suck. Giants 27.
Eagles 10.

Speaker 55 In the frozen tundra, some idiots call this Bears the Super Bowl, but Jordan Love has won as all the cult members up in Green Bay found their new mother god.

Speaker 70 Dantavian Maka Maka Wix, wixed for 15 more years of Packer domination, and his wicks look like it's going to come true as the Bears make some podcasters very sad about their life, asking why they even care about this stupid sport to begin with, and wouldn't it be better to be dead?

Speaker 71 Packers 17, Bears 9.

Speaker 51 Over to Rowl John, Maryland.

Speaker 56 It's the end of a Rivera. Reach for comment on the sidelines during the game, Coach Ron said.

Speaker 56 Bodak Prescott has worked on his Cardi B and Cardio, throwing some whop, wet-ass passes, and putting it all on a CD.

Speaker 50 Lamb, that is.

Speaker 56 The Cowboys look ready for the playoffs, while people are still asking, Are these motherfuckers even real?

Speaker 56 We may have to send reporter and world-renowned not-educated person Hank Lockwood down there to investigate. The Cowboys 38, the Commanders 10

Speaker 55 Standing on a corner, Jameis Winston down in Nola.

Speaker 24 Such a fine sight to see.

Speaker 76 It's our guys, my lord, and he wants a score.

Speaker 24 Handing off instead of taking a knee.

Speaker 47 Come on, Dannis.

Speaker 51 Why'd you win

Speaker 78 this?

Speaker 79 Now the Saints will probably bring you back.

Speaker 47 Thought you were fannish.

Speaker 42 We nailed that one, boom.

Speaker 24 Put some stank on on it.

Speaker 70 Saints go marching 4817.

Speaker 28 And that was the fastest two minutes.

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Speaker 81 Okay, week 18 in the books, and boys, we have our playoffs.

Speaker 82 We have our playoffs.

Speaker 28 It is finally here.

Speaker 4 So, for context, we are taping,

Speaker 37 we're taping the show.

Speaker 85 It's fourth quarter of Bills Dolphins, but because the Bills are in in the playoffs, it matters a little bit less.

Speaker 84 Obviously, still matters a lot for the two-seed, but we have our playoffs, and we have...

Speaker 3 Should we go through the playoffs schedule?

Speaker 81 We might as well, right? We can go in order right now.

Speaker 75 We can go through it.

Speaker 24 And we'll just say for the Dolphins, we don't know if they're going to be playing in Miami next week or if they're going to be playing in Kansas City. Correct.

Speaker 24 As Jeff Darlington pointed out, this is not necessarily a matchup of which team you would prefer to play.

Speaker 24 It's more a matchup of what kind of weather does Miami want to play in because it's going to be 70 degrees Miami next weekend, and it's going to be like 15, 20 degrees in Kansas City.

Speaker 90 It's going to be the candy ass uniforms. Do the candy ass uniforms

Speaker 87 well or are they going to lose horrifically?

Speaker 75 They don't travel.

Speaker 24 I can see the candy ass uniforms winning a playoff game in Miami. Yes.

Speaker 42 So here's what we have.

Speaker 28 And then we will go back through all the games this weekend and tell you how we got here.

Speaker 79 But we have on Saturday to kick off the wild card weekend, super wild card weekend, excuse me,

Speaker 95 the Texans are back where they belong.

Speaker 28 There's a whole generation of people that don't know that the Texans always play this Saturday.

Speaker 32 And by whole generation, I mean like kids from the ages of like three to eight.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it's been too long. It was either the Texans spot or the Bengals.
I feel like the Bengals played the Spanish.

Speaker 87 And then remember when they actually played each other?

Speaker 85 Yeah. And that was great.

Speaker 90 Collision Course.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it was the Marvin Lewis or Houston Texans spot.

Speaker 29 Yes, so Browns and Texans to start Saturday Super Wild Card weekend.

Speaker 5 Now, I should mention this is the classic Texans spot.

Speaker 29 This is not the classic Texans because it's C.J.

Speaker 98 Stroud because the Texans spot historically was always like, which weird Texans quarterback are we going to get to watch play football in the playoffs?

Speaker 24 Yeah, is J.J. Watt going to score enough touchdowns on defense for the Texans to win this wildcard game? Right.

Speaker 83 But the Texans are playing the first game.

Speaker 97 Then we have on Saturday night the Peacock exclusive.

Speaker 82 The Kansas City Chiefs will be hosting the Dolphins or the Steelers, correct?

Speaker 83 Yes.

Speaker 81 Jake, correct me if I'm wrong.

Speaker 99 Or the Bills if this game ends at a tie.

Speaker 29 Okay, if the game ends at a tie, which is tied right now.

Speaker 86 Sunday, we have, it's going to either be Buffalo at Miami or Pittsburgh at Buffalo.

Speaker 103 So that will be like whoever, whatever team ends up having to go to Chickens City, the other team will have the home playoff game on Saturday to kick off Saturday, or Sunday, sorry.

Speaker 3 And then we have the Green Bay Packers at the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 88 Hanks, Dallas Cowboys win the NFC East, which will get to all of that.

Speaker 100 Sunday night.

Speaker 40 We have Matt Stafford returning to Detroit.

Speaker 103 Jake has been creaming his dockers all afternoon about it.

Speaker 106 The storyline is a good thing.

Speaker 107 I'm sorry.

Speaker 24 This is the storyline game. This game,

Speaker 24 it's going to be framed to be a revenge game for Jared Goff and a revenge game for Matt Stafford. It's not a revenge game for Matt Stafford.
This is the Jared Goff revenge game. Yes.
100%. Yes.

Speaker 17 And there was a moment,

Speaker 29 Jake did all his predictions, and I love Jake.

Speaker 67 This is what he lives for, is scheduling.

Speaker 7 And there was a moment when we'll get to the Bears-Packers game where I was just sitting in kind of silence, just in real, real sad, feel bad for myself, like pissed off, just all the emotions.

Speaker 111 And Jake was like maybe three feet away from me, just being like, the storylines are incredible and talking and like guessing the schedule.

Speaker 83 And I had to recuse myself and go look in the mirror and be like, wow, how did I get here?

Speaker 24 As a guy that roots for storylines, though, you have to take your hat off to the script writers. They did a great job.
The script is perfect this year, as always.

Speaker 24 What a tribute to Golden Globe Sunday.

Speaker 71 It was one of those moments where I had to take myself away because Jake was doing nothing wrong.

Speaker 28 It was my bitch-ass self just being like sad at myself.

Speaker 24 Well, you were just upset that one of the storylines was going to be Mike McCarthy against the Packers. Correct.

Speaker 114 I also apologize for asking you the first driver of the game. Hey, Big Cat, do you think the Bears and Packers have ever played on CBS?

Speaker 71 Yeah, that one killed me.

Speaker 115 Yeah.

Speaker 71 Yeah, Jake was like, no, we were playing on CBS, and they were playing on CBS.

Speaker 18 I was like, I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 24 One thing I picked up on, Jake cares very deeply about initials. Yeah.
CBS,

Speaker 24 FOX, SNF.

Speaker 45 I think I just said to Jake, I was like, I don't give a fuck, Jake.

Speaker 77 You did.

Speaker 42 I was like, I really would.

Speaker 115 You parents are driving.

Speaker 24 Speaking of the cock, let's talk real quick about the playoff game on Peacock. Yes.
That sucks. I don't like that.

Speaker 24 We're going to have to get Jason Garrett in our eyeballs, and we have to pay for the privilege of having Jason Garrett show up.

Speaker 24 What stinks is if you're watching it on a phone or on a tablet, you can't, it's very hard to flip back and forth.

Speaker 24 Or if you're streaming it from your phone to your TV, you can't check out during commercial breaks.

Speaker 66 Counterpoint.

Speaker 37 We've all been trained by Amazon.

Speaker 24 Yeah, but that sucks too. I don't like it.

Speaker 49 No, I know, I know.

Speaker 100 But I'm saying, like, this isn't.

Speaker 87 People were freaking out about Peacock.

Speaker 28 Like, we've been doing this now for two years with Amazon. It sucked at the beginning of Amazon.

Speaker 1 Now I'm just used to it.

Speaker 111 And I also, I'm someone, I think a lot of our listeners are probably in the same boat.

Speaker 104 I have fucking apps coming out of my eyeballs.

Speaker 84 I have apps that I don't even know that I'm paying.

Speaker 86 I have Tubi.

Speaker 100 I have all these fucking apps.

Speaker 119 I don't have Peacock.

Speaker 79 Boo Boo, Phoebe, all this fucking apps.

Speaker 120 I sound like Bill Belichick right now.

Speaker 80 I pay double.

Speaker 24 I pay for for the apps.

Speaker 6 I paid for the cable.

Speaker 17 I think that most of us listening to, most of the people listening to the show right now are in a similar boat where it's like, yeah, they already have Peacock because they had to watch like Michigan State and fucking Northwestern play tonight.

Speaker 24 Oh, I'm not saying that I don't have Peacock. I have Peacock.
I just hate the Peacock.

Speaker 48 No, I agree.

Speaker 24 I hate the experience of watching a game on an app as opposed to watching it on TV. Agree.

Speaker 24 You can easily and elegantly and seamlessly flip back and forth and show off your skills going back to the game right as it's about to snap again. Be like, look how good my timing is.

Speaker 84 My point was more that the time to complain about having to watch football on apps was like two years ago when they first made us do it.

Speaker 24 I'm going to use the time right now to complain about it because it's a playoff game. Yeah, that stinks.

Speaker 6 It's over.

Speaker 28 Like, the Big Ten is now on Peacock all the time.

Speaker 84 Like, I just, it's.

Speaker 49 The apps own us.

Speaker 123 I have apps everywhere.

Speaker 119 You want an app?

Speaker 17 You can fucking come up to me. I'll just pull.

Speaker 22 Like, if I pull out my keys, an app will fall out of my pocket.

Speaker 24 When we moved, I had to download probably 20 apps for different things. Oh, yeah.
Everyone has an app. You have to have an app to park.
You have to have an app for your car now.

Speaker 24 Just too many apps in general.

Speaker 68 Have you ever thought about

Speaker 24 just one app?

Speaker 25 Right.

Speaker 24 They should bundle them. We just put them all together into an app.
Have like Xfinity or Comcast just sell them all together. Super app.

Speaker 6 Have you ever thought about

Speaker 66 getting your apps on your phone in order and stuff?

Speaker 98 Because I think about it a lot.

Speaker 24 I've never done that. No,

Speaker 42 I think about doing it a lot.

Speaker 123 Yeah.

Speaker 85 I have never done it as well. I have blank spaces where there was an app that I had to delete for memory or whatever.

Speaker 38 But someday I might do it.

Speaker 24 Well, what people do when they do that, they categorize them all into super apps. Yeah.
And then you have one app for like home, one app for travel,

Speaker 24 one app for work, and then you just make another app out of it. Yeah.
It's got six apps in it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 All right.

Speaker 84 So, and then the finale of super wild card weekend is Monday Night Football.

Speaker 127 Eagles at Bucks.

Speaker 81 Max, I'm upset that it's Monday night football, but here's what I'm going to say to the listeners.

Speaker 34 We have already talked about this.

Speaker 81 We will be streaming all these playoff games.

Speaker 110 The Monday night game, we will tape a time capsule so we get Raw Max right afterwards.

Speaker 24 Yeah, I want to hear Max.

Speaker 84 Because we obviously don't have a show on Tuesday.

Speaker 24 Max, who can do your solo pod after that game? No solo pod. Solo pod.
No solo pod.

Speaker 130 I'll edit.

Speaker 51 You're going to beat me. Oh, thanks.
Thanks, Hank.

Speaker 131 You're going to beat the Bucs.

Speaker 115 Yeah, like the fucking playoffs, Max.

Speaker 130 It's

Speaker 96 your favorites.

Speaker 11 It was crazy that our favorites.

Speaker 24 A lot of people are asking, is Hank going to go down to Dallas for his Cowboys game?

Speaker 24 I would personally want Hank to go down, but as I've looked it up, I can check again, but on Expedia,

Speaker 24 there's no hotel rooms in Dallas. So if you want to go down there, you have to find a place to stay.
I don't know if there's any Airbnbs or

Speaker 24 maybe somebody down there that has an open bed, but I'm looking at it right now. You can check.
No couch.

Speaker 83 There's no couch.

Speaker 87 No

Speaker 75 hotel rooms at all.

Speaker 130 I mean, I could probably find a place, but.

Speaker 133 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 106 So you want to go?

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 24 If you can find a place, you can go.

Speaker 131 All right, you can go.

Speaker 134 Okay, great.

Speaker 135 Awesome.

Speaker 84 You'll be back for Sunday night?

Speaker 135 For the pod? No.

Speaker 21 Oh.

Speaker 24 Well, you can go down there. Maybe you can go down on Saturday just to see what the environment's like.
Yeah.

Speaker 130 I could do that.

Speaker 24 You know what you should do?

Speaker 130 I would rather go to the game as a Cowboys fan. Like, I want to go and see the boys take down the Packers.

Speaker 110 You should go and wait and be one of those Cowboy fans that runs in to stand at the the front

Speaker 131 and then leave right away.

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Just get your spot, take a picture, and then get back on a flight.

Speaker 130 What if we just record super late?

Speaker 25 How late?

Speaker 136 Like three.

Speaker 136 You don't edit 3 a.m.

Speaker 24 Do you think, I mean, is the button going to get pressed?

Speaker 130 What if I edit it?

Speaker 21 Oh, okay.

Speaker 72 Maybe we'll talk. We'll talk.

Speaker 107 We'll talk offline.

Speaker 57 Maybe you could do a solo pod.

Speaker 24 Or if there's somebody else that you're like, you know is a great big Cowboys fan, maybe you could do

Speaker 24 a segment with them and then upload it.

Speaker 130 Yeah, I could do that.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 33 By the way, the Bills did just take the lead.

Speaker 138 This has been the most Buffalo Bills game.

Speaker 28 It's their entire season rolled into one single game where

Speaker 104 the first half was the most frustrating half of football I've watched.

Speaker 84 And it's like they just got all these yards, no points.

Speaker 24 I think they've left about 28 points on the board.

Speaker 83 Yeah, looked dominant, but don't have anything to show for it.

Speaker 140 But now they're leading 21-14 thanks to punt return and then a touchdown drive by Josh Allen and the Bills.

Speaker 87 So right now they're leading.

Speaker 83 Right now,

Speaker 8 if the season ended right this second, they would be the two-seed hosting the Steelers on Sunday, the first game.

Speaker 81 After all this. After all of this.

Speaker 141 They would.

Speaker 24 And shout out to Adam Schefter, who completely cucked NBC. They were supposed to do the schedule announcement at halftime of this Sunday night game.

Speaker 24 And Schefter, in the 30 minutes leading up to the game, just tweeted out the entire schedule.

Speaker 98 Yeah, he did it.

Speaker 142 They've been working on it for this long.

Speaker 82 He just tweeted it out.

Speaker 49 Jake, you ended up four for six?

Speaker 114 Yeah, four for six.

Speaker 143 Four for six. What went wrong?

Speaker 136 Let's talk about it real quick. What went wrong out there?

Speaker 114 I thought there was no chance they would make the Swifties pay for Peacock.

Speaker 89 Well, that's the genius of it.

Speaker 113 Yeah.

Speaker 114 I thought they would give them Sunday night football.

Speaker 24 No, no.

Speaker 24 This is how you get the Swifties on the cock.

Speaker 17 You can't miss Mahomes.

Speaker 7 Mahomes really gets everything.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 114 So

Speaker 51 Swifties are going to love that guy.

Speaker 24 I think right now, the Swifties might be hesitant to the cock because it's new, but once they get a taste of the cock, I think they're going to come back for more. Actually, wait.

Speaker 3 So everything I said that I got chastised for three months ago, I was right.

Speaker 92 We're going to get to see Taylor Swift with the cock. Yeah.

Speaker 21 Oh, perfect.

Speaker 120 Taylor Swift will be on the cock, and I'm going to watch it.

Speaker 24 If she goes to the game, I don't know. Because Travis missed out on her big night tonight.

Speaker 83 That's cock on Swift, and I'm going to get to see it.

Speaker 120 You think that's cocky? Swift on cock. I think that goes to the cock.

Speaker 87 Well, she'll be on the cock.

Speaker 24 Is that cockworthy?

Speaker 71 She'll ride onto the cock. Okay.

Speaker 24 She'll hop on the cock real quick.

Speaker 72 Right, you're playing with fire there. No, we're not.

Speaker 51 I'm just talking about what the game is going to be.

Speaker 24 Her face will be on the cock.

Speaker 77 Right.

Speaker 77 Anyways, yeah.

Speaker 71 I'm talking about a streaming stream.

Speaker 87 And let's be honest, if there's a weird, like, if they take her into a break and they're showing her, there could be cock on her face.

Speaker 98 Because you know how they do, like, the image, like, pops up?

Speaker 64 Right?

Speaker 42 I know what you're saying. I know exactly what I'm saying.

Speaker 24 You think she likes to get streamed on?

Speaker 75 She probably gets like, she likes streaming.

Speaker 135 Oh, man.

Speaker 24 We're talking about NBC's app, guys.

Speaker 146 Yeah, what the fuck are you guys laughing at?

Speaker 24 You think technology is funny?

Speaker 145 You guys are gross.

Speaker 95 Taylor Swift on the cock.

Speaker 114 I flip-flopped the Saturday night and Sunday night games, four for six. That's on me.
And if the Dolphins don't come back here, I will be watching on my phone at a wedding Saturday night.

Speaker 130 Oh, if this podcast is canceled, I can go to the game stop.

Speaker 51 Yes, you can. All right.

Speaker 24 Hank's going to cut up all this stuff out of order and be like, get these guys off.

Speaker 98 I'll tell you right now, if this podcast is canceled, PFT and I will just do like daily meetups where we'll have people just come and listen to it.

Speaker 81 We'll take it underground. We'll just start a nice beer hall.

Speaker 57 We'll just start it.

Speaker 24 We'll start a new podcast and it'll be on Andrew Tate's streaming service.

Speaker 87 But yes, so Saturday night, that's where the mistake was made, that you never thought that you'd see Taylor Swift on a cock?

Speaker 114 The I never saw

Speaker 113 excuse me.

Speaker 114 The game that Taylor Swift is going to be at would be featured on the NBC Peacock application

Speaker 143 that you can pay for for a subscription.

Speaker 24 Here's the deal.

Speaker 24 She put out a movie of her concert, right? So people had to go pay to see her concert. Then they paid money to see the movie that was her concert.

Speaker 24 Then they had to pay more money to see the extra version worth it of her movie, of the concert. I think they can afford to shell out $9.99 for one night of the cock.

Speaker 130 I don't think Swifties care that much anymore either. I think that's kind of worn off.

Speaker 73 What?

Speaker 130 Like seeing Taylor Swift at the game.

Speaker 24 No, no, it hasn't.

Speaker 42 I've never seen her on the cock.

Speaker 24 Not in a playoff playoff atmosphere. Right.

Speaker 92 This is a totally different situation.

Speaker 24 Cock moves at a different speed.

Speaker 75 It really does.

Speaker 85 I mean, isn't it like

Speaker 39 it could buffer?

Speaker 42 Yeah, it could. At any point.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 138 We could have, you know, we could have to reset.

Speaker 78 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 114 Let's get her back. I'm a Swifty, so if anyone who loves Taylor Swift is listening and wants to like cancel you guys, we still have representation.

Speaker 72 What? What the fuck?

Speaker 128 Oh, Jake's Jake?

Speaker 24 Jake's trying to take our spot for sure.

Speaker 143 No, never.

Speaker 71 I actually, the funniest part about this whole.

Speaker 75 If we get canceled, we're getting canceled together. Yeah, we'll all go down together.

Speaker 130 You can come to Dallas with me.

Speaker 87 If you get canceled, we're all doing the Ray Allen tweet together.

Speaker 33 I probably listen to more Taylor Swift than anyone in this room because my kids won't get in a car without listening to Taylor Swift.

Speaker 75 I was doing it non-stop.

Speaker 24 I listen to a lot of Taylor Swift. Every day.
I am a Swifty. Every day.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 77 Every single day.

Speaker 71 I take my son to school every day.

Speaker 24 I make sure to listen to the ones that aren't Taylor's version, though. I'm trying to scooter brawn.

Speaker 24 Let's hear it out from both sides.

Speaker 145 The real genius of cooperation.

Speaker 65 All right, let's get back to football.

Speaker 101 Let's talk some football.

Speaker 110 Let's figure out how we got here to this wonderful super wild card weekend schedule.

Speaker 73 And we'll go. There's some games we're going to go very quickly through.

Speaker 140 There's some games we can discuss a little bit longer.

Speaker 97 But let's start with Saturday.

Speaker 30 We had the Steelers 17, Ravens, 10.

Speaker 118 Mike Tomlin has done it again.

Speaker 28 Mike Tomlin took a team that was 7-4, then lost to the Cardinals and Patriots at home and got absolutely smoked by the Colts and went to 7-7, and everyone wrote him off.

Speaker 30 He wins out 10-7.

Speaker 20 He now is tied with Bill Cower 10

Speaker 8 seasons of 10-plus wins, which is crazy.

Speaker 28 And the Steelers are in the playoffs.

Speaker 86 And I have one question for you, PFT.

Speaker 85 Obviously, T.J. Watt gets hurt.

Speaker 84 I don't know what his status is going to be.

Speaker 83 Are the Steelers maybe dangerous?

Speaker 24 If TJ Watt plays, yes. And TJ Watt tried to get back in the game with, I think it's a grade two sprain on his MCL.
Yeah. So it's not, it's not an insignificant injury.

Speaker 24 Most people probably couldn't play on it. TJ Watt, though, he doesn't get injured really.
He just gets upset for having to leave the game.

Speaker 99 He gets angry.

Speaker 24 And he's like, put whatever contraption or apparatus you have to have fixed my body on, and then I'll just step onto the field and then I'll go and get a sack. That's how he works.

Speaker 24 And he played really well when he was in the game. He had, what, 19 sacks?

Speaker 121 So he knows the league, I think.

Speaker 24 He leads the league for the third time in his career. That's the most anyone's ever done it.
It's crazy. We have to ask the question, too:

Speaker 24 better football player, TJ or JJ?

Speaker 82 I think JJ has said that he concedes it to TJ now.

Speaker 24 So does that mean that JJ is actually the better player because he was able to say, no, it's my brother? Right.

Speaker 77 Well, he's a better person.

Speaker 24 That's why he's a better person. He's a better person.
TJ Watt, as far as we know, better football player than he is a human being. Correct.
Not the case with J.J.

Speaker 29 Correct. We have not seen TJ Watt do

Speaker 24 Frank the Tank walking. We have not.
We have seen JJ. So, yeah, this might be Mike Tomlin's best coaching job ever.
And it's crazy.

Speaker 24 When they were 7-4, they were also like the most Mickey Mouse 7-4 of all time. But that's because Mike Tomlin is a pretty damn good coach.

Speaker 24 And so he was able to win all those games when they were getting out-gained back-to-back-to-back. Yeah.

Speaker 24 I think this might be Mike's best job.

Speaker 3 I actually think it might be his best job and his worst job.

Speaker 134 Okay.

Speaker 97 Because.

Speaker 17 Why wasn't Mason Rudolph playing earlier?

Speaker 24 Good question. Do you think...

Speaker 28 No, like Mike Tomlin actually did a terrible job, and then Mike Tomlin is such a good coach, he was able to save his terrible job and do a great job.

Speaker 24 But do you think his great job was only so great because his terrible job was so terrible?

Speaker 127 Probably.

Speaker 54 He put himself in such a hole that he could be like, watch this.

Speaker 8 He was like, basically, he was Harry Houdini just jumping into a river.

Speaker 29 He's like, watch this. Watch me.
He just put us in such a bad hole.

Speaker 108 Cardinals, Patriots, Colts.

Speaker 28 Now I'm going to get out of this.

Speaker 24 Yeah, he's playing the game on expert mode this year. Yeah.
And the entire division finished over 500. That's the first time that's happened in a division since 1935.

Speaker 84 And the entire division finished over 500 and three out of four of the teams lost their day one starting quarterback.

Speaker 81 Pretty crazy. Nuts.
Pretty crazy.

Speaker 73 That's how good this division was.

Speaker 24 So I think we should ask the question,

Speaker 24 the curse of the terrible towel, did that have anything to do with it? Because since the Jaguars disrespected the towel, the Jaguars slid into oblivion.

Speaker 24 The Steelers end up taking the Jaguars playoff spot on the last day of the season. We need to ask, ask, did the terrible towel incident have anything to do with that?

Speaker 69 I think

Speaker 24 you can't argue otherwise.

Speaker 152 I think the

Speaker 51 evidence is quite, what's Michael Scott?

Speaker 24 Strong to quite strong.

Speaker 26 No,

Speaker 132 I can't remember the line. God damn it, it's late when he has to do the deposition.

Speaker 24 I just know that somebody disrespected a towel, not Deshaun Watson, but someone from Jacksonville disrespected a towel. And then about two months later, the towel had its vengeance.

Speaker 77 Yes, I'd agree.

Speaker 24 Don't fuck with the towel.

Speaker 153 Yes, I'd agree.

Speaker 59 Do not fuck with the towel.

Speaker 130 You expect to get screwed by your company, but don't expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.

Speaker 14 No,

Speaker 72 I don't know.

Speaker 146 That's a great one.

Speaker 72 That is a great one.

Speaker 58 When he did the line and he was like, you said you had to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 32 That was to get out of this.

Speaker 41 He's like, now I actually do have to go to the bathroom.

Speaker 147 Jadevian Clowney's sack dance for $750,000 was awesome.

Speaker 24 It was so cool. They pretty much stopped the game.

Speaker 88 I love the incentives at the end of the season.

Speaker 125 What?

Speaker 110 He goes,

Speaker 130 you said, can I go to the bathroom? No, I really have to go. I've been drinking lots of water.
You went five minutes ago. That wasn't to go to the bathroom.
That was to get out of the question.

Speaker 51 Right, right, right.

Speaker 3 So, but yeah, Jadavian Clowney's sack dance was awesome.

Speaker 29 $750,000.

Speaker 28 I was like, we need to see more of that because we talk about the incentives all week 18 and all these guys trying to get like a catch or a touchdown.

Speaker 48 They should stop the game for every time this happens to let these guys be like, it's very rare that you get to, it's basically watching who wants wants to be a millionaire, or they're obviously already millionaires.

Speaker 139 You're like, deal or no deal.

Speaker 79 You just won $750,000.

Speaker 61 How do you react?

Speaker 28 Jadavian Clowney stopping the game and doing, like, he stopped his dance.

Speaker 87 He's like, no, I got more in me.

Speaker 28 I'm going to do some more.

Speaker 24 Yeah, and then the crowd caught on to it after a while.

Speaker 24 They should make it like when Cal Ripken Jr. broke the streak.
Right. Let the guys take a lap.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 24 High five of everybody in the front row. Who wants to see a millionaire become more of a millionaire? Yeah.

Speaker 9 Bring a suitcase of cash out.

Speaker 51 Yeah, I like that idea. Why not?

Speaker 24 Although it was very weird seeing Jadavian Clowny wearing number 24. Yeah, that's just bizarre to me.
That should not be allowed for a defensive end.

Speaker 81 And Jadavian Clowney, by the way, I looked it up the other day.

Speaker 9 He has actually made way less money than I thought he would have made for his career.

Speaker 24 He keeps doing one-year deals. Yes, I think

Speaker 65 he travels.

Speaker 83 How much money do you think Jadavian Clowney's made in his career?

Speaker 42 He was the first overall pick.

Speaker 77 First overall pick.

Speaker 24 So I'm going to guess he's made about $56 million.

Speaker 87 He's actually made more than that.

Speaker 98 So he's made 83, but he's been in the NFL for 10 years.

Speaker 102 First overall pick.

Speaker 28 You'd think.

Speaker 72 That's a lot of money.

Speaker 54 I know it is, but I'm saying, like, for the player he's been,

Speaker 28 he has been doing these one-year deals.

Speaker 154 It feels like he never got that, like, huge, huge, because he went from the Texans.

Speaker 28 He was on the Texans for the five years, and then he just started jumping around every day.

Speaker 24 It is kind of cool, though. He's doing the NFL way different than anybody else, except for like Josh Johnson, which is just go see the world.
Right.

Speaker 57 Go travel. See the world.

Speaker 78 Robert Woods.

Speaker 24 Robert Woods. Yeah.

Speaker 84 Brandon Cooks, not by choice.

Speaker 69 Yeah.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 135 Okay.

Speaker 5 Also, Tyler Huntley, shout out Tyler Huntley.

Speaker 34 He tried really hard to cover the spread.

Speaker 38 That was a wet, sloppy game.

Speaker 28 I don't know how we don't have camera technology to deal with rain because there was half of this game where you just weren't watching.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 24 If it was played in Pittsburgh, they'd have something to wipe off the lens with.

Speaker 127 That's true.

Speaker 155 But no, you can't disrespect the terrible.

Speaker 134 You can't do it.

Speaker 133 You can't do that.

Speaker 110 But yeah, so the Ravens, one seed.

Speaker 7 Steelers in.

Speaker 83 Can't believe Mike Tomlin.

Speaker 96 I get it because Pittsburgh, they judge everything on Super Bowls.

Speaker 61 They have a history.

Speaker 84 It's a different organization than a lot, like than probably 27 of the other organizations in the NFL.

Speaker 6 There's some organizations that are like, we care about Super Bowls and nothing else.

Speaker 155 I would kill for Mike Tomlin.

Speaker 29 17 years, never under 500, 10, 10-plus win seasons, and Pittsburgh fans just complain about him non-stop.

Speaker 24 Well, because to me, what that would mean would be getting like 10 weekends a year where you feel superior to everybody else on earth.

Speaker 9 And all these extra games you're making the playoffs every year.

Speaker 24 Yeah, you get a week of anticipation for the playoffs, usually two weeks, sometimes three weeks. That would be so much fun.

Speaker 24 But then you become like a victim of your own success, and now all of a sudden it's not good enough anymore.

Speaker 82 Yeah, you need to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 42 Okay, next game.

Speaker 24 I have a question for you. Yeah.
Mason Rudolph. Is he going to be the quarterback in Pittsburgh next year?

Speaker 75 He might be. He might be.

Speaker 98 He's playing well.

Speaker 67 Big face and all.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Good story. Yeah.
We've always rooted for Mason Rudolph.

Speaker 29 We've always been Mason Rudolph, guys.

Speaker 84 We've never said anything bad about him.

Speaker 131 Nope.

Speaker 83 He's wearing a nice, like, smokers jacket walking into the stadium.

Speaker 34 TJ Watt was wearing the Bully Hours Jersey Jerry sweatshirt, which fits.

Speaker 24 Then he got hurt.

Speaker 65 Then he got hurt.

Speaker 156 Some are saying.

Speaker 29 Although, Jerry, God bless his soul.

Speaker 137 And I actually believe him. He said that if TJ Watt had torn his ACL, he would have done a stream just trying to tear his ACL.

Speaker 49 And he would have done it.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 131 And it would have been great. It would have been great theater.
Okay, next game.

Speaker 9 Texans, Colts.

Speaker 118 Josh Allen is

Speaker 118 Josh Allen just got a huge, but there's a flag on the field.

Speaker 112 Third and 13 run by Josh Allen.

Speaker 114 This is an epic meltdown by by the Dolphins.

Speaker 134 I don't know.

Speaker 72 They were only up 14 seconds. No, just the season.
Oh, just like the division.

Speaker 78 Exclusive division.

Speaker 113 That's insane.

Speaker 49 Yeah, no,

Speaker 84 it's crazy to think that there was a moment where the Bills were six and six and the Dolphins were what?

Speaker 114 Defensive holding.

Speaker 28 Dolphins were like 9-3.

Speaker 104 Yeah, it was.

Speaker 24 This is really good. We thought they broke football.

Speaker 24 It was that Titan they scored 74 against the Broncos where it's like these guys have figured out how to play football on a level nobody's even thought of yet. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 74 Anytime, that's a good reminder, Jake.

Speaker 59 Keep that as a reminder.

Speaker 39 Anytime someone breaks football, it's Chip Kelly.

Speaker 98 Remember, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 32 Kelly broke football.

Speaker 89 It's never real.

Speaker 24 You're like, Mike McDaniel got so high that he figured out how to do offense in a way that the human mind has never comprehended.

Speaker 84 Or he just had really fast guys, and when one of the fast guys isn't playing, they don't look as fast.

Speaker 24 Yeah, maybe that.

Speaker 84 They have a lot of injuries. Dolphins have had a shitload of injuries.

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Speaker 30 Okay, Texans 23, Colts, 19.

Speaker 148 The Houston Texans are your AFC South winners, champions.

Speaker 87 Incredible turnaround.

Speaker 83 New coach, new quarterback, going from the second worst team in the league last year to winning the AFC South.

Speaker 29 It's insane.

Speaker 9 And C.J.

Speaker 81 Stroud, he is so, so, so much fun to watch. He was throwing bullets on Saturday night.

Speaker 41 That drive, he had a drive.

Speaker 9 It was 17-17.

Speaker 118 You know, season on the line. They have to win to get in.

Speaker 37 If they don't win, they're out of the playoffs.

Speaker 28 And he went seven for seven. He took them 73 yards in seven minutes,

Speaker 140 12 plays for a touchdown.

Speaker 28 Turned out to be the winning drive.

Speaker 3 He's just so goddamn good.

Speaker 24 Right off the bat, that deep bomb to Nico Cox. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 24 The first thing I thought of when they did that, I was like, this is the Monday Night Football game with Mike Vick against the Redskins all over again.

Speaker 24 And then I found out later, they got the inspiration to run that play from that Monday Night Football game where it's like, let's, why are we going to wait to step on the throat?

Speaker 24 Let's just step on the throat with the first pass. And it was.
It seemed like he could do no wrong after that, even though the Texans defense had a very, very hard time with Jonathan Taylor.

Speaker 92 Jonathan Taylor was incredible. But C.J.

Speaker 31 Stroud, one last thing I want to say about C.J.

Speaker 140 Stroud.

Speaker 5 CJ Stroud, if you had someone watch their first game of football and they watched CJ Stroud, they would immediately be like, that quarterback is elite.

Speaker 108 Because

Speaker 1 the calm and poise he has in the pocket and the throws, he was making no leverage, back foot just darts right down the middle in the middle of the field, like

Speaker 157 crazy throws.

Speaker 108 And he's just awesome to watch.

Speaker 61 I was thinking about it.

Speaker 154 How many teams would say no if they asked, if you, if you called him up and was like cj stroud for your quarterback uh the bills the chiefs i think it's four i think it's the bangles and the ravens ravens i think that's it i think every other team would probably say yes yeah especially given his contract because he's you know first year what about the eagles they they were in the super bowl last year the eagles would 100 take cj stroud i don't know what other team think so what other team would say no to cj stroud i think the eagles might say no to him Like, is there any other team that would say no to C.J.

Speaker 158 Stroud?

Speaker 67 If the GM called him, there would be no reason for the GM to do this.

Speaker 32 But they're like, C.J.

Speaker 27 Stroud, straight up for your quarterback.

Speaker 110 I think there's four guys.

Speaker 24 Maybe the Cowboys, because I could see Jerry Jones being like, I found that guy.

Speaker 24 I took a flyer on him. He's my guy.
And he would be an idiot.

Speaker 93 Yeah. Well,

Speaker 24 he might be an idiot.

Speaker 158 I mean, C.J.

Speaker 28 Stroud is like, in one year, has gotten into this.

Speaker 24 territory where it's like this is this is a guy that is just he is that dude and he is just like a sure-fired slam dunk guy I actually think that if you made somebody watch their first game of football and it was CJ Stroud playing, they'd be like, football is really easy.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 57 Playing quarterback is simple.

Speaker 28 Yeah, you just stand in there and right

Speaker 81 when the big,

Speaker 84 strong, fat guys are about to jump on you, you just throw it a million miles an hour right to your receiver's hands.

Speaker 139 Pretty easy.

Speaker 24 And there was a great post-game interview that SVP did with him where he was trying so hard to get CJ Stroud to like open up about something, get fiery. He's like very, very...

Speaker 24 guarded and cautious with the media. Yeah.
And then SVP just started to talk about Ohio State, Michigan. And CJ like tried to keep him at bay.

Speaker 24 And he was like, no, what about your teammate, though? Like, he's a Michigan guy. You're an Ohio State guy.
What do you say to him?

Speaker 24 And he was like, yeah, it sucks that he went there. He finally broke down and showed, he seems like a cool guy, but you have to get past a couple layers of him being like, he still wants to be the Mr.

Speaker 24 All-American to everybody, which is not a fault against him. It's like this, you get thrust into a starting quarterback job in the NFL.
You're the face of a franchise.

Speaker 24 You want to say and do all the right things. But when he like broke down a little bit, it's like, I think I would like hanging out with that guy.

Speaker 8 Yeah, and I'm, by the way, I'm happy for Texans fans because they obviously, we were alluding to it earlier, like, they went through many, many years where they just, it was a carousel of guys, and then they got a surefire, no doubter, in Deshaun Watson, and then a lot of shit happened.

Speaker 42 Yada, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.

Speaker 22 A lot of shit happened, and it's like, how can you have a guy that is that good, and now he's not on your team anymore?

Speaker 87 He, because remember, before the Deshaun Watson stories came out, he wanted to get traded.

Speaker 127 Yeah.

Speaker 28 Like, so that, like, that timeline gets a little confused.

Speaker 28 So to have that, like, taken away from you, where you thought you had a franchise quarterback for the next 15 years and then be able to get C.J. Shroud, it's almost like a make good.

Speaker 72 It's like a ball, don't lie. It's a ball, don't lie.

Speaker 1 The Texans, like, that's good because you were staring if you were a Texans fan, especially with how last year went and you were just going through coaches.

Speaker 3 And now you have this guy that you're like,

Speaker 147 I have someone I can root for for the next 15 years.

Speaker 24 Yeah, and shout out to the Texans and Lovey Smith.

Speaker 136 Yeah.

Speaker 24 In that one play that we all thought was, you know, consequential for different reasons actually ended up helping out the Texans a lot.

Speaker 24 Also, I completely memory hold the coach that was there before Lovey Smith. Do you remember his name?

Speaker 136 Yeah, fuck.

Speaker 83 He was there for one year.

Speaker 24 I had to look up his name earlier today. Yeah.
He's an old guy.

Speaker 115 Old guy.

Speaker 24 Big collars on his shirt.

Speaker 68 Give me the first letter of his name.

Speaker 16 D.

Speaker 77 Dave.

Speaker 98 Yeah.

Speaker 110 I don't remember. David.

Speaker 49 David.

Speaker 138 I got it.

Speaker 98 What is it? Cully.

Speaker 24 David Cully, yeah.

Speaker 42 You remember David Cully?

Speaker 51 I got that, yeah.

Speaker 49 And everyone's like, he got a raw deal.

Speaker 81 He He had a raw deal, yeah.

Speaker 28 And so did Lovey.

Speaker 153 Yep.

Speaker 110 But D'Amico Ryan's awesome.

Speaker 111 Texans are awesome. As for the Colts, so Jonathan Taylor was incredible.

Speaker 24 Nothing to hang their head about.

Speaker 29 Jonathan Taylor, well, a little to hang their head about because Jonathan Taylor was unstoppable.

Speaker 84 It was kind of like a perfect

Speaker 8 cap to the season.

Speaker 87 Like, oh, yeah, it's a good thing we did pay that guy because he's really, really good.

Speaker 28 Couldn't be stopped.

Speaker 67 168 yards.

Speaker 52 And then you had the Shane Steichen timeout into a fourth and one where they didn't have Jonathan Taylor on the field.

Speaker 84 And this is going to be a shot.

Speaker 39 They decided to throw the ball to an Iowa Hawkeye.

Speaker 14 Yep.

Speaker 156 And he didn't catch it.

Speaker 24 So it was a good play call.

Speaker 61 It was a great play call.

Speaker 24 The play call worked. The timeout before the play call was bad.
Was stupid. And not enough people are talking about that.
That was one of the dumbest timeouts.

Speaker 24 It should have worked, though.

Speaker 87 And there were people who were defending the timeout and being like, well, you're going down with the ship right then.

Speaker 90 I don't care that like you, you know, you need that play.

Speaker 85 You have to give yourself as many opportunities to still win the game.

Speaker 17 And if they had kept that timeout, they would have probably gotten the ball back with about 45 seconds and you would have obviously would have taken a miracle.

Speaker 48 But at least you give yourself that avenue.

Speaker 9 Instead, they take the timeout, call up that play.

Speaker 92 Gardner Mincher's pass wasn't great.

Speaker 119 Tyler Goodson also probably could have caught it.

Speaker 28 But that sucked because Shane Steichen had an incredibly first year, and

Speaker 24 it all fell flat there. So, when they say, like, that's do or die time, you want your guys to be in do or die mode.
No, not at that point, you don't. You want your guys to be in do or do or die mode.

Speaker 24 Yeah, so like you lost out on another opportunity to do by taking that time out. Right, you just made it do or die.

Speaker 29 Yeah, you made it do or die, yeah.

Speaker 28 And then we got the fun safety at the end, which I always love.

Speaker 24 That was, yeah, although the punter kind of fucked up, he should have, he, he, there was one second left, you could have just thrown the ball or kicked it out of bounds and waited until it hit the ground.

Speaker 29 I just love a punter just running for their life because it's just that's another one.

Speaker 84 If you had someone watch their first game of football, they'd be like, what's going on here?

Speaker 81 Yeah, you wouldn't have to.

Speaker 28 The guy just running backwards for his life.

Speaker 24 You remember when Harbaugh did that a couple years ago where he had everybody hold

Speaker 24 on the last play and then just hope that their punter didn't get their ass kicked? Yeah. That was awesome.
Yeah.

Speaker 29 I just love a random safety at the end because you can always just be like, that was a smart move.

Speaker 141 Yep.

Speaker 84 That was the correct move.

Speaker 66 All right, we got a big fourth down, a measurement.

Speaker 84 The Dolphins get the ball back.

Speaker 21 Wow. Wow.

Speaker 159 With a minute 53 left.

Speaker 24 This could be the ultimate melt up.

Speaker 26 Melt up. Yeah.

Speaker 83 They go for two if they get a a touchdown.

Speaker 65 For the division?

Speaker 3 I would say, probably, correct?

Speaker 64 Yeah. Probably.

Speaker 24 Across your offense. Stefan Diggs is not happy.

Speaker 142 The tush push did not work.

Speaker 24 Although. He kind of did a jump, though.

Speaker 134 He did like

Speaker 134 a lot of stuff.

Speaker 11 He put his

Speaker 11 arms out.

Speaker 11 He also kind of got it.

Speaker 16 That's one of those that they're going to be able to do.

Speaker 48 The ball right there is past the first down line.

Speaker 130 Yeah, but they stop it so early with quarterbacks.

Speaker 141 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Okay, we'll update when we see the Dolphins final drive.

Speaker 1 Titans 28, Jaguars, 20.

Speaker 129 What?

Speaker 134 What? Titans 20. 2020.

Speaker 24 What? 28.

Speaker 81 28. Titans 28.

Speaker 89 You said 2020.

Speaker 137 No, I said Titans 28 Jaguars 20.

Speaker 107 Max.

Speaker 136 No, yeah, they definitely said 28.

Speaker 39 Come get your boy. Come get your boy.

Speaker 130 Cell phone, cell phone.

Speaker 84 The Jacksonville Jaguars are out of the playoffs.

Speaker 135 An all-time, all-time meltdown.

Speaker 98 They were sitting

Speaker 131 in week 13 at 8-3

Speaker 34 going up against Jake Browning in a Bengals season that felt like they were just going to play out the string and not try.

Speaker 86 And then they went and they lost

Speaker 103 five games out of their last six, and their only win from the eight and three was against the Panthers.

Speaker 24 Yeah, they lost to Jake Browning, lost to Flacco, Lamar, Baker, and then Tannehill to end out the season. They were the one seed at one point, and Jags fans were feeling pretty happy.

Speaker 24 Pete Prisco was dancing. His head was spinning.

Speaker 24 And then the schedule reared its ugly head. This is not the schedule that Prisco had envisioned when he drew them up as Super Bowl contenders at the start of the season.

Speaker 24 Yeah, eight and three, and then went one and five to close out the season. I do feel bad for Jags fans.

Speaker 49 I do.

Speaker 82 It was a pretty, because we even said on Friday, like, we think the Titans are going to win this game because it was Rabel, and it was, you know, Derrick Henry's last game.

Speaker 103 And it's just so perfectly the Jags to have this type of game where, even like how it ended with Trevor Lawrence not being able to get that.

Speaker 28 Remember that play he did against the Chargers?

Speaker 33 Was it against the Chargers where he did the Superman lunge?

Speaker 24 Yeah, his arm last year in the playoffs. His arm was about two yards short.

Speaker 24 The play call was like, Trevor, just stick your arm out and then hope that it grows about six feet in the air. Yeah.
Like Michael Jordan in Space Jam. And it did not work out for him.

Speaker 24 It was a sad ending. If you're a Jaguars fan, I don't think that you put the blame on this meltdown on Doug Peterson entirely.
I think you say Trevor needs to be better, and Trevor was probably hurt.

Speaker 77 And also less injured.

Speaker 24 Yeah, and was probably hurt. And then I think you also have to take a look at your OC.
Yeah. I think probably they're going to bring Doug back.
Doug's not going to get fired for this meltdown.

Speaker 89 Their whole offense was just clunky.

Speaker 84 Their defense failed them.

Speaker 88 It was just a very, it was a meltdown of a season, and it was a step back because they were, that team last year was like, remember that, you know, I think they lost to the Chiefs maybe by 10.

Speaker 37 I was like, oh, man, they won a playoff game.

Speaker 103 They went to Kansas City.

Speaker 131 They held their own.

Speaker 24 The sky's the limit for the Jags.

Speaker 86 They're going to be on the up and up.

Speaker 85 And Trevor Lawrence took a big step back.

Speaker 96 And the Jaguars took a big step back.

Speaker 109 And losing this game,

Speaker 1 it would be more shocking if it wasn't just so Jaguars.

Speaker 24 I do have a prediction, though, that we're going to get the post-mortem on the Jaguars season, and it's going to be Trevor Lawrence was actually super, super injured.

Speaker 3 And that is the AFCE's title.

Speaker 16 The Bills have picked off Tua, and the Bills.

Speaker 81 Oh, no, did he get hurt?

Speaker 113 Did Poyer get hurt? Also, Tyreek was

Speaker 114 hurt.

Speaker 51 Tyreek's always hurt a little bit. That's crazy.
Yeah.

Speaker 156 And the Buffalo Bills are your AFC East champions.

Speaker 74 Holy shit.

Speaker 87 All right, let's finish.

Speaker 159 Well,

Speaker 159 there's nothing weird.

Speaker 42 Yeah, I know, but you need to get this one.

Speaker 24 What about me, Jake?

Speaker 113 You have a future, too. I got to be F2.

Speaker 24 Yeah, well, mine's only 20 to 1 because I had it at the start of the year.

Speaker 21 But, all right, let's talk about this game after we finish the Jags real quick.

Speaker 28 So the Jags join, it was the 2021 Ravens, which I think they, I think Lamar got hurt, right?

Speaker 88 Yeah, he got hurt.

Speaker 67 So they started 8-3.

Speaker 3 The Eagles did it in 2014, but they were also - that was also before there were seven playoff teams, which is also crazy to be 8-3 and not make the playoffs.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Bears did do it in 2012.

Speaker 32 That was the year that Lovey got fired.

Speaker 156 They finished 10-6.

Speaker 110 Going 8-3 and missing the playoffs is crazy in a 17-team playoff.

Speaker 24 It's really tough.

Speaker 108 It's really, really hard to do.

Speaker 24 Hard to do. I just, I feel bad.
I actually doubt that Jags fans are listening to this podcast.

Speaker 24 If you're a Jaguars fan that bears the courage to tune into part of my take on a Monday after the Jaguars finish up their collapse, you are a brave human being. I know.
Thank you.

Speaker 8 And I feel really bad, too, because the Jaguars, there are some like

Speaker 37 I was saying that, you know, we were talking about which teams we wouldn't want to see in the playoffs, and I said, I don't really want to see this version of the Jaguars because they're just injured and hurt and everything.

Speaker 110 And I realized as I was making that argument, I was essentially making the Florida State argument.

Speaker 67 And there are Jaguars, Florida State fans that have just gone through hell.

Speaker 49 Like, if you talk to a Jaguars Florida State fan, and you could be like, hey, remember early November?

Speaker 160 Like, that was awesome.

Speaker 24 You had the world in front of you.

Speaker 84 And now you just, like, everything that could have gone wrong went wrong.

Speaker 24 And I do feel bad for Jags fans.

Speaker 58 As for the Titans, Derrick Henry, maybe last game in Titans uniform.

Speaker 24 It looked like he took the mic after the game and said, thanks to all the kids out there that looked up to me.

Speaker 24 So when you drop a thanks youngsters, I feel like that's probably good indication that you've played your last game there.

Speaker 87 And he went out in a hell of a way. Yeah.

Speaker 85 158 yards or 153 yards, touchdown, ran all over him.

Speaker 31 You could tell he was like, he had that extra bounce, that Derrick Henry bounce.

Speaker 84 And the Titans, they got a lot of questions going to the offseason.

Speaker 83 But if you're a Titans fan, like you have Mike Vrabel.

Speaker 98 You have to feel good about that.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 24 And I've heard some stuff about the Titans maybe not bringing him back next year.

Speaker 99 Should we be able to get in the air? It would be crazy.

Speaker 75 Sign up.

Speaker 30 Every team would want him.

Speaker 24 Yeah, and every team in the AFC South should hope that Vrabel does not get brought back next year.

Speaker 14 Yes.

Speaker 24 He's a very good coach. I'd be lucky to have him as a head coach.
I think anybody in this room, right, we'd all take him.

Speaker 134 Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
Second.

Speaker 24 Yeah, Max would take him. In a second.

Speaker 132 In a second. Fuck yeah, I'd take him.

Speaker 57 He's a fucking awesome coach.

Speaker 88 So, yeah, Jags done, and that was what made the Steelers into the playoffs.

Speaker 131 So the Jags needed.

Speaker 37 And also ensured the Bills, whether win or lose, were going to get into the playoffs.

Speaker 91 Bills, 21, Dolphins, 14.

Speaker 93 We'll do this right now.

Speaker 37 It is crazy that the Buffalo Bills have won the AFC East after all of this.

Speaker 112 They have maybe had the craziest, weirdest season in terms of they've looked like absolute dog shit.

Speaker 39 They've looked awesome.

Speaker 84 This game was a perfect microcosm for the entire Bills season.

Speaker 82 And now the two-seed

Speaker 39 where their path to

Speaker 110 the AFC championship game, they have, what, the Steelers at home, and then they're going to get...

Speaker 8 Maybe the Chiefs. If the Chiefs, you know, like...

Speaker 114 It depends if there's re-seeding or not, but yeah.

Speaker 87 But two home games for where the Bills were when they they were sitting there.

Speaker 113 Now they avoid the Ravens in the championship game.

Speaker 54 Six and six going against the Chiefs.

Speaker 24 It is crazy to think. And this is a perfect microcosm, right? Down to the fact that they won this game at the end.
It's crazy. Like the Bills season has been nuts.
They've been dead.

Speaker 24 I feel like we've buried the Bills like three times on this show. Yeah.
We even slightly buried them after week one.

Speaker 6 But we've also revived them because we did give the whole speech before the Chiefs game.

Speaker 87 Like,

Speaker 81 if you think the Bills win that Chiefs game, bet them to win the Super Bowl at 35-1 because

Speaker 90 the AFC is so wide open, and the Bills' best is just as good as anyone else.

Speaker 140 The Bills' worst is really, really bad.

Speaker 24 What's crazy is we got Josh Allen's worst in this game. Yeah.
Like, this was bad, Josh. They managed to beat, they beat the Miami Dolphins with bad Josh Allen tonight.
Yeah.

Speaker 140 And I think Razul Douglas might be hurt, which that's a big loss for them.

Speaker 83 Gabe Davis got banged up.

Speaker 120 Dolphins also, like, I know it's a meltdown for the Dolphins.

Speaker 28 They did have some significant, significant injuries.

Speaker 24 Yeah, their offensive line got banged up a lot. Well, I mean,

Speaker 81 Jalen Phillips, Bradley Chubb,

Speaker 118 Xavian Howard, Mostert, Waddle, like,

Speaker 3 these are all Pro Bowl guys that are like, they have a top-end talent type of team.

Speaker 110 So when you lose that top-end talent, like, they look very different.

Speaker 24 Yeah, Tua looked very confused and hurt tonight. That was sad to see Sad Tua.

Speaker 22 And now they have to go to Kansas City.

Speaker 114 And it's going to be with Tyreek's return, Saturday Night Peacock.

Speaker 134 What a storyline.

Speaker 147 Wow, what a storyline.

Speaker 24 Tyreek going back. But he already played against the Chiefs in Germany.
In Germany. In Germany,

Speaker 134 that's the true return.

Speaker 28 And the Bills are the AFC's champions.

Speaker 114 They're going to be double-digit favorites at home, right?

Speaker 28 Oh, definitely. I think they'll probably be 10.

Speaker 40 If TJ Watts' not playing, there'll be 10-point favorites.

Speaker 24 Yeah, how many points do you think TJ's worth?

Speaker 135 Probably a field goal, right?

Speaker 16 Maybe not a field goal.

Speaker 147 Maybe like one and a half, two.

Speaker 24 Let's see if the spread's up yet. Guess the spread.
I'm going to say nine and a half. Yeah, I think.

Speaker 134 Probably nine and a half is good.

Speaker 131 Yeah,

Speaker 37 I think it might go.

Speaker 90 I'll say, I'll guess nine. I'll go with you.

Speaker 28 Nine and a half, and I think it will end up being 10.

Speaker 24 Maybe 10. 10 and a half.
People are definitely going to pay on the Bills here.

Speaker 141 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 24 And Leonard Fournette is 28 years old.

Speaker 11 Yeah. Playoff Lenny.

Speaker 8 This kind of sucks for the Steelers because I do think that the Steelers had a chance of maybe beating the Chiefs because the Chiefs, like the Chiefs matched, the Steelers matched up well with the Chiefs and the fact that the Chiefs' offense is so broken that they're not going to blow anyone out.

Speaker 138 And you could play like a low-scoring, grinded-out game and maybe beat the Chiefs.

Speaker 28 Bills have an offense that could blow someone out.

Speaker 24 If TJ Watt plays, though, I could see a world where the linebackers and the defensive ends on the Steelers just make Josh's life hell and force him into some weird plays. True.

Speaker 24 Or just like standard Josh Allen weird plays. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 102 But what about the Dolphins Chiefs line?

Speaker 21 Oh, oh, good question.

Speaker 24 I'm going to say

Speaker 107 Chiefs six.

Speaker 115 I have both here, and they're actually both six.

Speaker 24 I'm going to say Chiefs.

Speaker 130 I thought 10 was too much.

Speaker 130 I think it's 6.5,

Speaker 75 4. I think it's Chiefs.

Speaker 33 Oh, what is it?

Speaker 142 Chiefs 3.

Speaker 57 We're waiting. Chiefs 1.5.

Speaker 127 What?

Speaker 141 To open.

Speaker 137 Oh, I would hammer the Chiefs.

Speaker 114 And Bill's seven and a half.

Speaker 51 Our line is

Speaker 51 bad. We're bad.

Speaker 72 We're bad.

Speaker 29 Oh, no, it's already changing. It's changing live right now.

Speaker 128 Yeah, because it just changed.

Speaker 73 Chiefs three. Yeah.

Speaker 143 Bill's still seven and a half.

Speaker 24 Okay. So I was right about the Chiefs.

Speaker 145 That changed quickly.

Speaker 11 A lot.

Speaker 115 That changed quickly.

Speaker 17 The Dolphins are just, I guess it depends on if most are in waddle play.

Speaker 87 Like, if if most are in waddle play, then I would see it being like, yeah, three or four.

Speaker 120 If they don't play, the Dolphins' offense is just not as scary as it was.

Speaker 24 Also, the temperature, if the temperature dips lower. Temperature matters.

Speaker 114 This happens every time with the Dolphins in the playoffs. They had Skylar Thompson last year.
A few years ago, they played at Pittsburgh, and Matt Moore had to start.

Speaker 11 It's just, it's crazy.

Speaker 24 Oh, wait, so I'm looking at the weather right now. Kansas City, Missouri.
Saturday, high of 14, low of 4. I imagine it's probably going to be like 9 degrees.

Speaker 160 We're about to have a cold snap, boys.

Speaker 24 I'm thinking I'm going to hammer the Chiefs. The Chiefs might, again, we go back to what we said like a week ago.
The Chiefs might actually be very dangerous this playoffs.

Speaker 130 I think the Steelers can keep it closer because we know they're in Box.

Speaker 72 Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 24 People are actually disrespecting the Chiefs.

Speaker 24 They can't do anything, and it's Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 107 It's Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 81 So that really, that's.

Speaker 110 That's all you got to say.

Speaker 57 It's Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs.

Speaker 147 You don't want to bet against that guy.

Speaker 83 Okay, let's keep going.

Speaker 84 We can whip through some of these. Lions, 30, Vikings, 20.

Speaker 110 The big news is Sam Laporta got hurt.

Speaker 30 Yes, which sucks.

Speaker 126 Week 18 injuries are the worst.

Speaker 24 So Dan Campbell said that it was not as bad as it looked, but it's still not good. So I think that probably means like a two, three week injury.
So probably not going to help.

Speaker 84 Really, really bad for their offense.

Speaker 28 The Lions were,

Speaker 134 I don't know.

Speaker 122 Would you say, like,

Speaker 28 I know that they were still alive for the two seed, and I think it's kind of playing like hindsight's 2020.

Speaker 84 I have no problem with Dan Campbell, like, trying to win that game, especially because the Cowboys and the Eagles don't play until later.

Speaker 24 You have to get your team back into winning mode. Right.

Speaker 3 You have to play. It's bad taste.

Speaker 24 Memory says bad taste. It's bad taste.
And Dan Campbell, I think he's a king of bad taste. I don't think that the Lions have lost back-to-back games.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 28 So they're consistent.

Speaker 71 Yeah, and the Lions also just won their 12th game.

Speaker 83 Last time they won 12 games, good for the Lions, is 1991. Also, last time they won a playoff game.

Speaker 24 That's very good.

Speaker 140 So there you go.

Speaker 24 It's also the first time ever that the Browns, Lions, and Texans have all made the playoffs.

Speaker 69 Wow.

Speaker 140 That makes all history. That makes sense.

Speaker 24 The Texans started in 2001? That makes perfect sense.

Speaker 28 I also am very happy for Lions fans because as the day was playing out and it was clear the Packers were going to be in the playoffs and the Rams were down in the fourth quarter of the 49ers, it dawned on me that the Packers going to Detroit and beating the Lions is actually so, so, so much worse than if Stafford goes to Detroit and beats the Lions.

Speaker 110 Because

Speaker 140 the Lions finally win the NFC North North first time in franchise history.

Speaker 37 The Packers are in a rebuilding year.

Speaker 103 If the Packers went and beat the Lions in the playoffs in Detroit, it would basically wipe out the whole season.

Speaker 118 The Packers are still the kings of the North.

Speaker 34 So this is, even though there's the weird feeling of having Stafford come back, I think this is a far better situation than having the Packers potentially beat the Lions.

Speaker 37 I hope they win whether they were playing the Packers or the Rams, but this, I think, is better for Lions fans.

Speaker 147 I think most Lions fans would agree.

Speaker 24 Also, the Packers went there on Thanksgiving and beat the shit out of them. So that would be bad news.

Speaker 42 And it would just feel like all this, we made all this progress, and we're just right back here.

Speaker 24 I still would feel very, very bad for Lions fans if Matt Stafford comes in and wins that game. That would be tough.

Speaker 18 Neither one would be great.

Speaker 51 It wouldn't be

Speaker 153 anyway. Yeah.
Win the game.

Speaker 75 This is actually spend zone.

Speaker 24 It's just a great week in general to be in Michigan. You have the potential to win a national championship tonight, Monday night, and then stay drunk until the Detroit Lions get a home playoff game.

Speaker 24 Yeah. That's a great week.

Speaker 33 That's a great week.

Speaker 24 It's a great week. Beer season, baby.

Speaker 84 As for the Vikings, I got a lot of questions coming up, but I was looking at it.

Speaker 104 The Vikings had the 11th pick.

Speaker 93 They could bring back Kirk Cousins and draft a quarterback.

Speaker 83 Like, I don't know where Michael Pennex and Jaden Daniels are going to go, but those are two pretty good options.

Speaker 24 They'd probably be right around that spot, yeah. Right.

Speaker 66 So,

Speaker 107 and the Vikings end up losing four games in a row to finish the season.

Speaker 110 I do feel bad.

Speaker 106 The Vikings were a lot better than last year, a lot more complete team, and Kirk Cousins got hurt.

Speaker 86 That was the theme of this season for a lot of teams.

Speaker 24 And then Jaron Hall for reasons.

Speaker 24 Jaron Hall happened.

Speaker 24 Something with him trying to find the hot hand.

Speaker 142 Although, Nick Mullins, I think that game did pretty much end on almost an identical duck.

Speaker 24 Yeah, well, Nick Mullins is going to give you one or two of those. But this also puts Dan Campbell 6-0 against the spread, against the Vikings.

Speaker 24 So, Jake, just remember, we're going to auto-bet Dan Campbell against the Vikings next year.

Speaker 114 Both times or just the first time this year?

Speaker 143 Both times. Both times.

Speaker 24 I'm going to say right now, both both times.

Speaker 11 It's an auto-bet. Auto-bet.

Speaker 22 Okay, so, and the Lions' defense is getting healthy.

Speaker 28 So they had Alim McNeil back, who is one of their most important players, defensive lineman, and CJ Gardner Johnson, I think, is back, too.

Speaker 24 Yeah, he played today, but Branch got hurt. I don't know if he's going to...
That's bad. Can we see how badly he got hurt?

Speaker 147 That sucks so bad that Sam Lapora got hurt.

Speaker 24 I know.

Speaker 161 Week 18 injuries, turn injuries off. You know what they should do?

Speaker 39 They should just turn injuries off.

Speaker 24 He had a wrist injury. Brian Branch has a wrist injury.
My guess is he'd probably just play with that. Yeah, you can play with that.
Dan Campbell would look at that and be like, I'll cut it off.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 24 I will cut that off. I'll bite that wrist off.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 5 What was the stat that was just sent on our text messages?

Speaker 135 It's not true. It's not.
Well,

Speaker 130 technically it's true, but the 49ers wouldn't have sat on their starters. But the Lions finished.
12-5 tie with the 49ers and Cowboys.

Speaker 130 If they hadn't blown that call against the Cowboys, they would have been the one seed. But if if they hadn't blown the call, the 49ers would have played to the right.

Speaker 24 Yes, correct. But they still would have been ahead of the Cowboys.

Speaker 137 Correct. They would have had the two seeds.

Speaker 24 Yeah, you should feel bad. Yes.

Speaker 131 Yes.

Speaker 124 Okay.

Speaker 110 Next up, Saints 48, Falcons 17.

Speaker 58 This game ended up not mattering whatsoever.

Speaker 109 For a moment in time, the Saints had a path.

Speaker 66 The Bears were not able to beat the Packers, as we'll get to.

Speaker 88 And the Seahawks did end up winning as well. So there was a moment, though, where the Saints almost, they're like, oh, we could maybe get in if both these teams lose.

Speaker 34 But the big story here is Jameis Winson being the greatest teammate of all time.

Speaker 145 This was Jameis week.

Speaker 24 Yeah, so it wasn't just Jameis though. It was the whole team.
So what happened was at the end of the game,

Speaker 24 the Saints got the ball in the one-yard line.

Speaker 42 They got a pick.

Speaker 24 They got a pick. The ball was at the one-yard line going in, and

Speaker 24 they lined up in victory formation. And then Jameis handed it off to Jamal Williams.
And Jamal Williams, you might remember last year, he scored 17 touchdowns. Led the league.

Speaker 24 Led the league, had no touchdowns this year because they basically asked him to be a fullback after they had some injuries.

Speaker 24 So everybody in the huddle, according to Jameis and also according to their team captain, Eric McCoy,

Speaker 24 they said that it's a team decision to get a guy that got moved to fullback and that his bust is ass, get him in the end zone.

Speaker 24 So out of victory formation, Jameis hands the ball off to him, gets a touchdown.

Speaker 24 Then after the game, we have Arthur Smith yelling at Dennis Allen at midfield and then Dennis Allen basically being like, yeah, I know, I agree with you. I'm sorry.
It was classless.

Speaker 24 I didn't tell my guys to do that. Right.
So what we have here is Dennis Allen losing the locker room. The whole team went rogue.
It was a mutiny.

Speaker 24 The whole team was like, it was like in Rudy when they put their jerseys on the table and they said, we want this guy, coach. That's what they did for Jamal Williams.

Speaker 24 So then Dennis Allen had to apologize after the game. He said, it's unacceptable.
That's not who we are, not what we're about. That's bullshit.

Speaker 24 Your team did the right thing.

Speaker 19 Well, so I actually don't think Arthur Smith was wrong in being upset because of the victory formation.

Speaker 157 That was the weird part.

Speaker 85 Like, he was mad that they were lined up in the victory formation and then handed the ball off.

Speaker 116 But Jameis, turns out, like,

Speaker 8 he was asked about it afterwards, and he's like, yeah, we as a team decided we wanted to get Jamal Williams a touchdown.

Speaker 88 And there was a reporter who was really sassy with Jameis. He was like, do you feel good about that?

Speaker 8 And Jameis was like, yeah, we as a team decided to do this.

Speaker 28 And Jameis was like, do you feel good about it?

Speaker 131 And the reporter was like, no, I don't feel good about it.

Speaker 84 You have to play them two times a year.

Speaker 108 And it's like, okay.

Speaker 139 And Jameis has actually handled it very well.

Speaker 83 He was just like, I'm just trying to be respectful and like, thank you for your input, but this is a team.

Speaker 71 Like, the guys in the locker, in the huddle wanted to do this, and we did it for Jamal Williams.

Speaker 112 And Jameis just proves yet again that he's the best teammate ever.

Speaker 24 What's this guy upset about? Like, oh, maybe the next time the Saints and the Falcons play each other, they're not going to like each other? That's essentially what he was saying.

Speaker 24 I think that's probably baked in. Yeah.
Like, it's the Saints and the Falcons playing each other. They already hate each other.
You can't hate a guy more.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 108 Yeah, he was like, Jameis, like, do you

Speaker 3 disagree?

Speaker 158 Or the guy said, I disagree with your decision.

Speaker 112 And he's like, you mean our decision? Because Jameis, like, it was a team decision.

Speaker 1 So you disagree with the whole team?

Speaker 32 Yeah.

Speaker 58 And the guy had nothing.

Speaker 33 He was just being a salty little bitch.

Speaker 24 Yeah. And also, Jameis had been brought in numerous times this year just to take knees at the end of the game.
So if James, people were mad.

Speaker 103 I guess the team, our Saints insider, Ben Mintz, said,

Speaker 49 People were mad. Yeah.

Speaker 108 Because they thought that it was beneath Jameis Winston to come in and just take knees.

Speaker 24 I agree with that. Yeah, I agree.
So I don't have a problem with what Jameis did. I don't have a problem with what the Saints did.
Also, I agree with Arthur Smith that he's pissed off. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Yes, Arthur Smith, you are pissed off.

Speaker 24 You probably have the right to be pissed off because it's the victory formation. It's a victory for and also you're getting blown out.
Your job is kind of on the line. Right.

Speaker 24 And then to have that happen at the end feels like it's kind of twisting the knife.

Speaker 142 I honestly think that if they had lined up in a regular formation and scored a touchdown, I honestly don't think Arthur Smith would have had a problem.

Speaker 1 I think it was the victory formation part that was weird, and he watched it and was like, what the fuck is going on here?

Speaker 42 I also think that.

Speaker 116 Because

Speaker 28 in the moment, you don't know that Jameis and the huddle, they all decide to do that.

Speaker 92 In the moment, it looks like they're just like, they're basically doing a victory formation to okey-doke you and then score a touchdown in your face, which is bullshit, given like just that.

Speaker 24 Well, what happens next time is they get out in victory formation and then you have your defensive line just crush them. Yeah.

Speaker 24 So, and then that opens up a whole new can of worms where there'll be another fight. I agree.
The victory formation, probably not the best idea.

Speaker 24 But I don't have a problem with them scoring a touchdown.

Speaker 40 And I don't think, I think the Saints probably had to do that because if they had lined up in a regular offense, Dennis Allen probably would have taken a timeout.

Speaker 69 Maybe, yeah.

Speaker 83 And been like, what the fuck are you guys doing?

Speaker 24 It just seems to me like they don't respect Dennis Allen. One of us.

Speaker 99 Yeah.

Speaker 19 Also happy for Jamal Williams.

Speaker 117 That was cool.

Speaker 54 Like your whole team to ride for you like that.

Speaker 24 It's very cool. And so now the Falcons have, I think they've got the eights, the eight pick wrapped up.
They're picking eighth in the draft.

Speaker 24 That just means they're going to get another awesome receiver.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 77 Or a running back.

Speaker 87 Or a running back. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Yeah, but probably a dunze. Yeah.
They're probably going to get a dunesay.

Speaker 11 And I have a take.

Speaker 24 They're going to have the best collection of skilled players. Well, my take is that if Taylor Heineke started the entire season, the Falcons are in the playoffs.

Speaker 130 Yeah.

Speaker 137 I was going to say, and we'll get to this when we get to the draft because the draft does run through us.

Speaker 147 We're one, two, and three.

Speaker 151 I would maybe take a dunesay over Marvin Harrison Jr.

Speaker 24 Oh, I think Tom Fernelli said that too.

Speaker 118 Okay, so Tom and I are lockstep in this. Yeah.

Speaker 14 Yeah.

Speaker 49 I don't think it will happen, but

Speaker 24 I think I'd do it.

Speaker 24 It does feel good having the top three picks down.

Speaker 75 What are you going to do?

Speaker 156 We'll get to it.

Speaker 139 All right.

Speaker 108 Jets Patriots.

Speaker 87 Memes, congratulations.

Speaker 24 Big win for memes.

Speaker 95 15 in a row snapped.

Speaker 19 Now you start

Speaker 127 a streak.

Speaker 42 Hoo-ah.

Speaker 14 Whoa, what was that?

Speaker 51 Are you in the Marine?

Speaker 78 No,

Speaker 107 not Stolen Valor. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 88 You're just Huah.

Speaker 128 Hoo-ah.

Speaker 14 Nope. Hoo-ah.

Speaker 24 So you you killed Belichick today.

Speaker 57 Yeah, that was fun. I hope he's gone because that would be his final game as a Patriot would be a loss to the New York Jets.

Speaker 24 My enduring memory of Bill Belichick as a Patriot is going to be him wrapped up like sub-zero in the snow or like a six-year-old going to preschool or whatever grade you're in when you're in sixth grade kindergarten and just getting bullied.

Speaker 75 What? What?

Speaker 75 What?

Speaker 130 Whatever grade you're in when you're in sixth grade.

Speaker 24 Or whatever grade you're in when you're six years old. Yeah.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 24 And getting bullied. I'm sorry, but Belichick got bullied today, Hank.

Speaker 82 Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 35 That was a weird way to say it. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Got bullied in the snow.

Speaker 130 Yeah, they got smoked.

Speaker 48 Was that it?

Speaker 130 I don't know. I haven't heard

Speaker 130 as much rumors. He did schedule his media

Speaker 130 thing tomorrow for 7:30 in the morning, which is a good one. I love that.

Speaker 27 Oh, what if he, what if, what if Belichick quits before he can get fired?

Speaker 51 I mean, it probably would be a bit more difficult. It probably isn't.

Speaker 61 It was a sad day.

Speaker 130 McDaniels was there. It was Slater's last game, Belichick's last game.

Speaker 130 Everyone's leaving town. It's sad.

Speaker 24 The last dance. It's over.

Speaker 75 It's probably over. And it didn't go out well.

Speaker 24 No, it did.

Speaker 130 You got a better draft back.

Speaker 84 Right, but the product on the field was not great.

Speaker 130 You can't have that much success for that long. Nothing lasts forever, Big Cat, unfortunately.

Speaker 24 But the last five years?

Speaker 130 They made the playoffs a couple years ago. They beat the Mac Jones at Buffalo.

Speaker 130 Mac Jones was a Pro Bowler. Remember that Buffalo game?

Speaker 51 Remember Mac Jones? That was so much fun.

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 84 So how many more games Mac Jones starts in the NFL?

Speaker 24 Why was he deactivated today?

Speaker 11 I don't know. That didn't make a lot of sense.

Speaker 90 How many more games?

Speaker 21 Over, under,

Speaker 24 six and a half.

Speaker 130 Over.

Speaker 11 I would take the under.

Speaker 72 In the NFL.

Speaker 130 Look who plays.

Speaker 103 There's a shitload of quarterbacks coming into the draft.

Speaker 24 There's a lot of injuries, though. I'd say over.

Speaker 134 Okay.

Speaker 24 Jeff Driscoll started today.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 27 Jeff Driscoll.

Speaker 24 A.J. McCarron played today.

Speaker 61 Yeah. Didn't start.

Speaker 24 Didn't start. That's true.

Speaker 92 Didn't start.

Speaker 130 The whole Vikings season.

Speaker 158 So,

Speaker 158 by the way, congratulations.

Speaker 84 Bill Belichick tied the record for most regular season losses and also most losses overall.

Speaker 160 So pretty impressive.

Speaker 109 Sure. Just means you've been doing it for a really long time.

Speaker 90 No, I mean,

Speaker 3 it's

Speaker 148 165 losses. Dan Reeves and Jeff Fisher, he tied.

Speaker 58 And then,

Speaker 42 including playoffs, 178 tied with Tom Landry.

Speaker 10 He's a football lifer.

Speaker 3 I mean, yeah, he's got a shitload of wins.

Speaker 130 Like LeBron.

Speaker 106 Take enough shots.

Speaker 156 You're going to miss a few.

Speaker 24 I do hope he quits, though. That'd be great, wouldn't it? It would be awesome.
If you're just like, fuck everyone.

Speaker 37 You guys are not thankful for what I did.

Speaker 24 He'd be walking away from a ton of money. Yeah, but with that offset, if he gets a new job or something, he probably has offset language, yeah.

Speaker 7 So what are you going to do?

Speaker 109 What do you mean?

Speaker 35 You're the third pick.

Speaker 61 What are you going to do?

Speaker 82 I asked you first.

Speaker 130 I need to see what you're going to do.

Speaker 18 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 87 You got to do it. No, no, no.

Speaker 130 We're definitely not trading up. You can trade the future.

Speaker 74 I don't think you don't understand how this works.

Speaker 130 We're definitely not trading up. We're not going to just tank the future for Caleb Williams.

Speaker 131 Okay.

Speaker 134 Wait, what?

Speaker 24 It's the opposite of tanking the future.

Speaker 130 Well, no, but you tank, you get rid of picks and assets as a gamble. The Patriots don't do that.

Speaker 7 But you need a quarterback.

Speaker 77 Also, Hank Clark.

Speaker 130 But like you just said, there's a lot of quarterbacks in this draft.

Speaker 24 One thing you're not realizing, though, is the guy that doesn't do that is Bill Belichick.

Speaker 125 True.

Speaker 130 I have no fucking idea. I've never been in this position where

Speaker 130 I have never paid attention to the draft. I've never cared.
The Patriots usually pick 28th, 29th, 30th, 31st. They draft a lineman.
They trade down. They have like three picks.
Who cares?

Speaker 130 I've never worried about the draft ever. So I have no idea.
I saw Marvin Harrison Jr.

Speaker 130 in person on the field in Wisconsin against Ohio State.

Speaker 61 He was really, really good.

Speaker 130 I would like him on the Patriots. I heard Caleb Williams is really good.
Kyle Long, when he was here one week, was really selling me on him.

Speaker 14 I believe Kyle Long.

Speaker 78 I don't fucking know. So

Speaker 11 you're going to stay putting.

Speaker 130 Jane Daniels, Heisman, LSU?

Speaker 24 Are you going to trade down or are you going to stay put?

Speaker 130 I don't know.

Speaker 155 You don't know.

Speaker 51 You don't have a plan.

Speaker 136 Sounds like you don't have a plan.

Speaker 24 You have to have a plan.

Speaker 87 Sounds like you may not even get your draft card in on time.

Speaker 130 I'm down for Marvin Harrison Jr. Okay.

Speaker 51 And he's going to slip right because you're going to take Caleb Williams.

Speaker 75 You're going to take Drake Bowen.

Speaker 79 No, no, I don't think you understand how this works.

Speaker 130 Why would you not take Caleb Williams?

Speaker 81 We hold the power, the picks in front of you, not you.

Speaker 24 You need to make me an offer.

Speaker 130 Yeah, right. We're not doing that.

Speaker 51 Oh, okay.

Speaker 130 We're going to see who's available when it comes to us. I'm not the fucking Patriots.
I don't know what they're going to do.

Speaker 24 Who is the Patriots?

Speaker 130 Robert Kraft is the owner of the Patriots.

Speaker 72 Jonathan Krafts runs the.

Speaker 17 So the wait, if you're not the Patriots, you don't know what they're going to do.

Speaker 27 Why do you keep asking me what I'm going to do?

Speaker 130 Because you are in a spot where you're like, Justin Fields, Justin Fields.

Speaker 51 No, no.

Speaker 72 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 75 Caleb Williams is a franchise quarterback.

Speaker 51 No.

Speaker 63 You are smart. No, you would take

Speaker 63 Caleb Williams and get rid of Justin Fields.

Speaker 51 This is another situation.

Speaker 128 You're going to get yourself in a situation.

Speaker 87 You're going to stop listening to me.

Speaker 100 What have I said?

Speaker 6 I swear to God, you have not listened to the show in the last month.

Speaker 139 You flip-flop every show.

Speaker 63 I listen to one show. You say one thing.

Speaker 76 No, I have another show. You say one thing.

Speaker 79 No, I've said Ryan Poles, whatever he does, I'm down for.

Speaker 75 But that's what I just said. Right.

Speaker 19 Well, no, Ryan Poles is going to make the decision.

Speaker 63 What decision do you want him to make?

Speaker 161 I don't care.

Speaker 71 Whatever he's going to make is going to be the right decision because he's a smart guy and he put us in a great spot.

Speaker 110 Got it. That's the point.

Speaker 72 Got it.

Speaker 17 I've been saying that for a month.

Speaker 130 Do you have an idea?

Speaker 130 What do you think he does?

Speaker 49 Yeah, win.

Speaker 131 We're going to win.

Speaker 103 Interesting. We're going to make moves.

Speaker 98 We're going to fucking make banks.

Speaker 87 We're going to drive a Range Rover.

Speaker 48 We're going to get chicks.

Speaker 9 It's going to be sick.

Speaker 130 If you were Ryan Poles, who would you take?

Speaker 151 If I were Ryan Poles,

Speaker 151 if I were Ryan Poles, this is exactly what I would do. If I were Ryan Poles, I would.

Speaker 82 And this is actually interesting because Ryan Poles deleted his Twitter because he's like, I don't want the outside.

Speaker 61 You would never do that.

Speaker 144 Right.

Speaker 81 So, but if I were Ryan Poles, so he deleted his Twitter.

Speaker 19 I happened to have Ryan Poles' cell phone number.

Speaker 84 So I texted him this morning.

Speaker 158 I said, I saw you deleted Twitter.

Speaker 111 Good news is I have your phone number, so we can talk at any time.

Speaker 89 So

Speaker 38 if I were Ryan Paul, yeah, he did.

Speaker 73 He did crying face emoji.

Speaker 137 He was like.

Speaker 130 Like the actual crying or crying laughing.

Speaker 147 I think it was maybe crying, like actually

Speaker 69 crying.

Speaker 147 Like, why is this guy texting me?

Speaker 30 If I were Ryan Poles, I would open up my phone and text my confidant, podcaster Big Cat, and I'd ask him what to do.

Speaker 130 And podcaster Big Cat would say.

Speaker 77 Well, no, I'm Ryan Poles right now.

Speaker 152 What are you talking about?

Speaker 24 What if you were both Big Cat and Big Poles? I can't be two men at once.

Speaker 104 Come on.

Speaker 42 Let's see. Which one would you rather me be?

Speaker 91 Who do you want me to be?

Speaker 61 The one that's going to give an answer on what to do.

Speaker 72 I just gave you an answer.

Speaker 17 When I'm Ryan Poles, I'd ask Big Cat.

Speaker 18 If I'm Big Cat, I trust Ryan Poles.

Speaker 24 What do you think is best for the future of the Chicago Bears?

Speaker 74 Whatever Ryan Poles decides to do.

Speaker 24 If Ryan Poles got hit by a bus, what would you do?

Speaker 132 I think I'd be next in command.

Speaker 24 Then what would you do?

Speaker 147 I would trade every single pick and try to do my dream of having every single pick in the first round in 2028. Okay.

Speaker 131 Just draft a super team.

Speaker 24 I would start tanking for Arch.

Speaker 147 Imagine just having all those picks, just stockpiling all these picks, just being like, look at all these picks.

Speaker 24 It is nice looking at the draft order right now.

Speaker 52 The future is addicted to it.

Speaker 27 I'm addicted to the first pick.

Speaker 102 Okay.

Speaker 91 so Hank, you have no idea what you're going to do.

Speaker 127 Would you like a quarterback?

Speaker 130 I would like Caleb Williams.

Speaker 75 Oh, interesting.

Speaker 18 Well, you could get Caleb Williams.

Speaker 130 But I don't want to trade up.

Speaker 49 Oh, well, then you can't get Caleb Williams.

Speaker 130 But what if you don't take him?

Speaker 158 We would trade him.

Speaker 130 And Washington loves UNC quarterbacks.

Speaker 51 You don't understand

Speaker 24 one UNC quarterback.

Speaker 137 Here's something I'll explain to you that's very simple.

Speaker 157 If Ryan Poles decides Justin Fields is the guy, he will trade the first pick to someone who was going to pick Caleb Williams.

Speaker 130 If he doesn't have that category, I'm new to this draft.

Speaker 1 Nick actually doesn't understand that someone might like

Speaker 49 last year.

Speaker 85 That's exactly what happened.

Speaker 19 The Bears had the number one pick, and someone traded into the number one spot to get Bryce Young, which was a mistake.

Speaker 71 But he doesn't understand the concept that if the Bears don't take Caleb Williams, that they're going to just take someone else.

Speaker 157 He thinks that they wouldn't trade.

Speaker 61 Right.

Speaker 28 They will trade to someone who wants to take Caleb Williams.

Speaker 51 Right. So

Speaker 24 you're not going to take Marvin Harrison Jr. with the first overall.

Speaker 130 Correct. All right, then I'm down for it.
Give me Marvin Harrison Jr.

Speaker 48 The Titans, the Falcons, the Giants.

Speaker 152 The Titans.

Speaker 117 They might.

Speaker 5 The Falcons, the Giants, the G.

Speaker 72 Haven't these guys all drafted.

Speaker 127 The Broncos.

Speaker 24 Daniel Jones, a bajillion dollar.

Speaker 81 I'm giving you all these teams that would possibly trade to number one. The Broncos, the Raiders, the Saints could.

Speaker 24 You could maybe talk the Commanders

Speaker 75 to doing it.

Speaker 1 The Commanders.

Speaker 83 There's so many teams that would trade up to one if the price is right.

Speaker 130 Again, I'm dumb. I'm stupid.
I don't know football that well. I didn't like the crying thing with Caleb Williams personally.
So that wouldn't make me want to trade up for him.

Speaker 24 Remind me. But Bach Jones a little bit.

Speaker 130 Kyle Long was like, you really want Caleb Williams. Trust me.
So I do trust him.

Speaker 117 So maybe I want Caleb Williams.

Speaker 140 I got to talk to Ryan Poles about it.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 130 I'm good with Marvin Harrison Jr., though.

Speaker 24 What I would like to do is trade up to the number one spot give big cat some assets i get the number one overall pick and then i flip that number one overall pick and i make i make assets off that asset

Speaker 137 now you've got compounding assets i would love nothing more if ryan pulls decides the correct path is to trade the number one pick to trade it to one of the two of you so then i can root against your team next year to then get the number one pick again but what if that number one pick turned into a multi-time Super Bowl winner that you could have had.

Speaker 24 Then that would be awesome.

Speaker 51 Yeah, could. Could.

Speaker 31 Could also turn into Bryce Young, which equals another number one pick.

Speaker 37 See how that works?

Speaker 87 It's fun. He really has no idea how the draft works.

Speaker 24 Yeah, you've always taken like Northwestern offensive linemen.

Speaker 69 And you're like, wake me up on day three.

Speaker 51 It's like, who do we have?

Speaker 75 The concept

Speaker 130 drafted a lineman. Hank, we drafted Nikhil Harry once.
That was like the most exciting pick in the last 20 years.

Speaker 28 The concept that Hank doesn't understand that the Bears,

Speaker 84 if they want to go forward with Justin Fields, would trade the number one pick to someone who would take Kale Williams is so foreign to me.

Speaker 17 He thinks that we'll just be like, no, actually, yeah, we'll just, yeah, we'll take Marvin Harrison Jr.

Speaker 92 We have no other options.

Speaker 24 We'll respect the integrity of the order of the NFL draft.

Speaker 39 Yeah, yeah, this makes sense.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 120 Bengals at Browns, all I got is Jake Browning's girlfriend or wife.

Speaker 145 Wife, I think it was his wife.

Speaker 24 It was a great choice on her part to wear the bodysuit.

Speaker 140 Yo, listen, Jake Browning, listener in the show, respect.

Speaker 42 That's all I got. Yeah.
Respect.

Speaker 24 Listen, tip of the hat. Nice work, Jake.
Yeah.

Speaker 141 Very cool, Jake.

Speaker 29 It's, I mean, listen,

Speaker 139 the Bengals-Browns game was not an enjoyable watch, except for that moment where everyone was like, whoa!

Speaker 24 And she was up in Joe Burrow's box.

Speaker 82 She was in Joe Burrow's box.

Speaker 24 And she looked great. Yeah.
She looks like a very good choice for your wife, Jake.

Speaker 141 Girlfriend. Girlfriend.

Speaker 16 Girlfriend. Oh, a girlfriend.

Speaker 124 Wife. Okay.
Girlfriend.

Speaker 24 All right. Better make that official, Jake.

Speaker 28 Yeah, I mean, that's a good girlfriend move.

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Her Instagram probably blew up during this game. I'll say that.

Speaker 156 What is it?

Speaker 134 I don't know.

Speaker 57 I should check, Jake.

Speaker 51 I'll send it to the group.

Speaker 48 I just want to see if she, I want to know where she got that outfit because it was a cool outfit.

Speaker 87 Yeah. I would like one myself.

Speaker 5 I think my curves would pop in them as well.

Speaker 24 You can't tell the story of the 2023 NFL season without knowing where she got that outfit.

Speaker 6 How many techs do you think Jake Browning had when he got to the locker?

Speaker 75 A lot.

Speaker 134 A lot.

Speaker 18 Yeah, good for the Bengals, I guess.

Speaker 22 I don't know.

Speaker 158 We got to see Jeff Driscoll.

Speaker 84 Joe Flacco was sitting on the sideline.

Speaker 37 The Browns got bigger fish to fry.

Speaker 24 It's just so awesome that we've reached the point point where Joe Flacco needs to be rested in a week 18 game to get ready for the playoffs. Yeah.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 102 Anything else from this game?

Speaker 118 I got nothing else from this game.

Speaker 24 Memes just sent her Instagram over, so I'm just reviewing that to make sure that it's her.

Speaker 99 Yep, that looks like her.

Speaker 122 Yep, I see.

Speaker 158 She got the bodysuit.

Speaker 24 She's having a great time.

Speaker 85 Bodysuit looks good.

Speaker 24 Also, the fact that she's wearing a JB bodysuit in Joe Burrows' box, that's kind of cool, too. Oh, that is cool.
Could go for either one of them.

Speaker 49 Yeah, right.

Speaker 96 It works for everything.

Speaker 24 Should I like this?

Speaker 29 I feel like I should.

Speaker 29 Out of respect,

Speaker 24 it would be rude for me not to agree. Double tab it.

Speaker 69 There we go. Agreed.

Speaker 51 Agreed.

Speaker 24 I like the fact that she showed support for our guy, Jake. Right.
Exactly. Exactly.
I want to encourage that type of behavior.

Speaker 140 And just, I'm a fashion fan.

Speaker 28 I've never seen that type of outfit.

Speaker 134 It's incredible.

Speaker 94 It's incredible. Yeah.

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Speaker 19 Oh, I forgot one early game.

Speaker 118 Bucks 9 Panther 0.

Speaker 24 Yeah, not a lot happened in this game. Congratulations to the Bucs.
They've made the playoffs, what, four years? They've won the division. Was it three years in a row?

Speaker 22 Yeah, Bucs win the NFC South.

Speaker 73 Also, perfect way for the Panthers to go out where

Speaker 111 we have watched too much Panthers football because we have every game on.

Speaker 117 And them having, it's so, so, so hard for them to score points.

Speaker 32 It's very, very difficult for the Panthers to score points.

Speaker 84 And them having a touchdown that ended up being a touchback was a perfect ending to the Panthers season and ending with zero points.

Speaker 24 If you're a Panthers fan, you go through the stages of grief when you're about to score a touchdown kind of. You start looking for the flags after they get in the open field about 30 yards.

Speaker 24 And then you start looking for defenders that will corner flag them and take them out of bounds at like the two-yard line. And then you won't score after that.

Speaker 24 And this was the worst where you're diving into the end zone and you lose the ball at about the half-yard line.

Speaker 37 And they actually did score a touchdown later on in the game that was brought back from flags.

Speaker 24 It was brought back from the flag. Yeah, so this is just a bummer, bummer of a year for Panthers fans.

Speaker 48 Yeah, well, they got the first pick.

Speaker 24 They did get the first pick in the draft, which is going to the Bears. Yes.

Speaker 93 And David Tepper

Speaker 30 is the worst owner in the NFL.

Speaker 110 David Tepper went.

Speaker 24 Let's celebrate the accomplishments. He went a week without pouring a drink on an opposing fan that we know of.

Speaker 112 If David Tepper had any bits of smarts, he would have done two for ones today in the stadium.

Speaker 24 Yeah, that'd be nice.

Speaker 147 And he just stood there and threw the second one at people.

Speaker 24 Or just buy him for Jacksonville. Yeah.
Yeah. Jacksonville needs beer.

Speaker 118 Yeah, Jacksonville does need beer.

Speaker 9 Okay, so congrats to the Bucs.

Speaker 137 We'll get to the Bucs-Eagles matchup later on in the week, and Max having to go down to Tampa.

Speaker 25 All right.

Speaker 28 Packers 17, Bears 9.

Speaker 110 All I wrote down was, I'm sad.

Speaker 140 Go get the best deal.

Speaker 89 Okay, so those are my notes.

Speaker 107 We're on to the draft.

Speaker 87 Those are my notes.

Speaker 3 I was very sad about this.

Speaker 34 I thought the Bears were going to win this game.

Speaker 66 I dubbed it my Super Bowl.

Speaker 118 I said they were going to win this game.

Speaker 84 Turns out, Jordan Love is really fucking good.

Speaker 126 I've done this speech before. You don't need to hear it again.

Speaker 110 Life is unfair.

Speaker 147 The Packers going from Brett Favre to Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 118 Jordan Love is just the shining example of how unfair life is.

Speaker 86 And yeah, Packers are good.

Speaker 110 Matt Matt LaFour is a great coach.

Speaker 86 They're in a rebuilding year, and they got to the playoffs.

Speaker 71 And the Bears, that sucked.

Speaker 5 I still am very optimistic about the Bears' future, but that fucking sucked.

Speaker 160 You guys saw it.

Speaker 93 I was silent for like an hour and a half after the game.

Speaker 9 But I'm optimistic about the future.

Speaker 4 That sucked a lot.

Speaker 100 The Bears cannot beat the Packers.

Speaker 149 It's impossible for them to beat the Packers.

Speaker 29 They're going to have to figure that part out.

Speaker 71 That's going to be a big point.

Speaker 111 Figure out how to beat the Packers.

Speaker 24 We're 10-0 all time against the Bears.

Speaker 123 And all the stats.

Speaker 110 Jordan Love had the best season that a Bears quarterback would have ever had.

Speaker 27 They're just,

Speaker 7 there's nothing I can do. It sucks.

Speaker 42 I hate, I hate,

Speaker 67 I hate this feeling.

Speaker 130 So we have the number one pick.

Speaker 17 We have the number one pick.

Speaker 108 I really, really wanted to win this game.

Speaker 147 I wanted to get the Packers out of the playoffs.

Speaker 22 Now I can't even revel in the Packers losing in the playoffs because this is a rebuilding year for them, and they made the playoffs, and they did it by beating the Bears in week 18.

Speaker 49 And just every it's like time is a flat circle the Bears cannot beat the Packers they just can't and it just fucking sucks everything sucks about it and the Packers are a good organization and the Bears are aspiring to be a good organization and we'll see if they get there all history shows they will not so um when you pretend to be bad

Speaker 130 aspiring to be a good organization what isn't every organization aspiring to be a good organization well no there's some organizations that are good organizations

Speaker 130 right but every bad organization aspires to be yeah there's been times when the Bears I don't even think are trying to be good.

Speaker 24 There's actually, have you ever watched Major League Baseball?

Speaker 24 There's a lot of teams that really don't give a shit.

Speaker 69 Yeah.

Speaker 24 The White Sox.

Speaker 133 Yeah.

Speaker 24 I had a lot of tweets that came my way after you pretended to be hacked, Big Cat. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 24 And most of them were saying, hey, PFT, can you ask Big Cat since he's hacked his comment on the Bears continuing to suck?

Speaker 24 So I just want to give a voice to

Speaker 24 because they asked me to ask you that. Yeah.
No, they see your comment. They can't beat the Packers.

Speaker 42 It's, I don't know what to say.

Speaker 140 They suck.

Speaker 42 Like, we can't beat the Packers.

Speaker 131 We can't.

Speaker 17 And Jordan Love is really fucking good, and it's not fair.

Speaker 155 He was throwing dimes. And

Speaker 42 I'm, again, I want to be consistent.

Speaker 110 Hanks, see, this is the problem. Hank's on his phone.

Speaker 140 He's not listening right now.

Speaker 8 So when I say this next week,

Speaker 72 he's like, you flip-flop on Twitter.

Speaker 146 He's like, you flip-flop, you flip-flop.

Speaker 41 I am very optimistic about the Bears' future.

Speaker 58 I think that they have the bones for a, like, their defense is good.

Speaker 140 They have all these draft assets. They have all this cap space.

Speaker 41 I'm very optimistic about the Bears' future.

Speaker 84 They played well down the stretch.

Speaker 49 They have to nail this draft, and they have to figure out a way to beat the Packers because we can't beat the Packers.

Speaker 110 And that is a problem.

Speaker 59 And it makes me very sad.

Speaker 89 And I

Speaker 88 kind of wish I didn't like sports.

Speaker 69 Is that answered your question?

Speaker 72 No, I just noticed

Speaker 130 there was one particular person

Speaker 130 that wasn't mentioned in any of that.

Speaker 51 Max, what?

Speaker 10 I'm just thinking about how good this is going to add to that montage that we made of you.

Speaker 59 I feel like I'm staying, I'm not as down in the dumps.

Speaker 31 I'm being optimistic. I'm talking about the future, guys.

Speaker 92 Isn't this a good thing?

Speaker 63 You haven't mentioned Justin. Hugo's once.

Speaker 21 Brian Poles is going to work on it.

Speaker 24 Isn't this a good thing that you lost your gateway game? Because how much more crushing would this loss have been if you were?

Speaker 75 No, I still would have wanted to play.

Speaker 24 No, no. Yes.
No,

Speaker 24 you would be suicidal.

Speaker 135 No, I want, of course I would.

Speaker 83 If you said, would I rather have had a chance to play? Like, this still hurts.

Speaker 110 It hurts the same. I would have loved to have a chance to play to get in the playoffs in week 18.

Speaker 37 That would have been incredible.

Speaker 48 Ryan Poles is going to figure it out, okay?

Speaker 17 All questions, I should do like a forward email out of office.

Speaker 79 I'm out of office for the next three months.

Speaker 116 If you have any issues or any problems, please forward them to Ryan Poles.

Speaker 37 He will figure it out.

Speaker 130 And you trust him completely.

Speaker 59 100%.

Speaker 85 He's put us in this spot where I can be optimistic about the Bears' future for the first time in a very long time.

Speaker 161 Like, they have everything in front of them.

Speaker 91 You have to nail this draft.

Speaker 131 You have to also figure out a way to beat the Packers because you can't beat the Packers.

Speaker 17 You have to figure out this draft.

Speaker 24 Do you think the quarterback position as it's

Speaker 24 constituted is in a position to beat the Packers?

Speaker 76 What do you mean there it is, Hank?

Speaker 121 I want Iber Flues gone.

Speaker 79 They said that he's staying.

Speaker 71 What am I going to say?

Speaker 21 Of course, I want him gone.

Speaker 121 The fucking Jim Nance and Tony Romo started blowing Luke Getze, and then immediately after there was two negative plays.

Speaker 161 They need new coaching.

Speaker 119 But what the fuck? I trust Ryan Poles.

Speaker 74 So if he's like, we're keeping Hieberflues, guess what?

Speaker 120 I put myself in a bad spot here.

Speaker 24 So, Big Cat, my question was, do you think that the quarterback position as it's currently composited is in a position to beat the Packers moving forward?

Speaker 108 Thank you. I appreciate this question, PFT.

Speaker 85 I am currently out of the office. Okay.

Speaker 92 All issues or concerns, if this is an emergency, please contact Ryan Poles.

Speaker 126 He is available.

Speaker 77 Do you think that will answer all

Speaker 24 could you ask Ryan Poles? If Ryan Poles were here right now, what do you think he would say to the fact that

Speaker 24 getting a younger quarterback earlier on their rookie deal might put your team in an overall better position to take on the Green Bay Packers and the Detroit Lions, mind you, moving forward, as opposed to paying a quarterback and then you have less money to spend on positions of need?

Speaker 110 You'd say that's an interesting proposition, PFT.

Speaker 84 I would like to talk to my close personal friend, Big Cat, and discuss this with him.

Speaker 24 But unfortunately, he's out of office.

Speaker 72 He's out of office.

Speaker 127 We're just in a circular pattern.

Speaker 123 I don't know the answer.

Speaker 57 Wait, Hank has a question.

Speaker 65 We're not good right now.

Speaker 18 We're going to be good, I think.

Speaker 24 Hank, what's your question?

Speaker 80 We need to figure out. It's like the fucking, it's like the enigma.

Speaker 121 We got to crack the code and figure out how to beat the Packers.

Speaker 59 We got to get our best guys on it.

Speaker 80 Let's get every brain we got. We got to figure out a way to beat the Packers.

Speaker 130 Did Tony Romo and Jim Nance announcing the game enhance your experience? No, it made

Speaker 83 significantly worse.

Speaker 83 We have breaking news.

Speaker 57 Suck.

Speaker 134 You got fired?

Speaker 24 This is sad breaking news.

Speaker 57 Oh, no.

Speaker 24 Arthur Smith is not going to approach the Falcons.

Speaker 24 That sucks.

Speaker 24 Moment of silence for Arthur Smith.

Speaker 52 Damn it.

Speaker 151 He'll fall on his feet.

Speaker 132 I think he'll be okay. He'll be all right.

Speaker 21 We love Arthur Smith.

Speaker 131 It sucked how that all went down.

Speaker 132 Maybe back to the Titans.

Speaker 24 Maybe. Maybe.

Speaker 125 yeah.

Speaker 94 Maybe back to the Titans.

Speaker 125 Okay.

Speaker 9 Have I answered all the questions?

Speaker 24 Maybe coach to the Commanders. Maybe coach to the Commanders.
We got FedEx right on the side of her building.

Speaker 9 Have I answered all the questions you've had, Hank, and PFT?

Speaker 69 No, Hank

Speaker 24 had one more.

Speaker 24 Did you forget it, Hank? Remember, you raised your hand and everything?

Speaker 133 I called him. That's a 20 romo question.

Speaker 107 Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Okay, no, that sucked.

Speaker 84 And he was doing, he was mimicking Jordan Love's throwing patterns, and I wanted to fucking throw something through the TV.

Speaker 24 Okay, I do one more question. Yeah, yeah.
Just from.

Speaker 86 That's PFT, yes.

Speaker 24 From a technical standpoint,

Speaker 24 I'm asking your opinion.

Speaker 116 This is a question for me or Ryan Pole.

Speaker 24 I'm asking your opinion as a football fan. Okay.
You watch a lot of football, right? I do, I do. But you don't watch college football.

Speaker 3 I do actually watch a lot of college football as well.

Speaker 24 Okay, so technically, from a physical standpoint,

Speaker 24 who do you think is the more complete quarterback, Justin Fields or Caleb Williams?

Speaker 24 As a football fan.

Speaker 29 That's a great question, PFT. Thanks.

Speaker 5 I'm going to have to forward it to Ryan Pohl.

Speaker 118 No,

Speaker 24 he doesn't have anything to do with this. I'm asking, you've watched a lot of college football.
Like in a vacuum.

Speaker 72 vacuum.

Speaker 130 Like in a vacuum.

Speaker 130 Yeah.

Speaker 42 That's a great question. All right.
So I'll say, PFT, that's a great question.

Speaker 118 Thank you.

Speaker 83 I'm going to have to watch some more tape myself to give a big one.

Speaker 85 I've watched a lot.

Speaker 75 I have watched a lot, but

Speaker 6 I also would like to see, I would like to interview these guys.

Speaker 9 But

Speaker 24 I didn't think you'd watched any of Caleb Williams, and then you just said, no, I've actually watched all of Caleb Williams.

Speaker 81 Well, I need to really break it down.

Speaker 147 Also, last time I talked to Caleb Williams is when I DM'd him and I said, hey, come to Madison.

Speaker 110 We can make some sick t-shirts.

Speaker 147 So he hasn't responded to me.

Speaker 84 That was two years ago.

Speaker 24 Sounds like you really like the idea of Caleb Williams being on one of your teams.

Speaker 29 It is an option that we're weighing.

Speaker 136 Okay.

Speaker 74 We got to beat the Packers.

Speaker 80 We've got to find a way to beat the Packers.

Speaker 121 We can't beat the Packers.

Speaker 1 And it fucking bothers me to no end.

Speaker 103 And I really wish we had won this game.

Speaker 8 And the future is bright, I think.

Speaker 24 If you make the right choice.

Speaker 117 If we make the right choice.

Speaker 110 I'll say this.

Speaker 126 Here's a definitive thing.

Speaker 83 This is the most important important offseason for the Chicago Bears as a franchise.

Speaker 87 They have to make the right choices.

Speaker 139 Whatever the choices are, they got to make the right choices.

Speaker 86 I would lean

Speaker 133 Caleb Williams.

Speaker 75 What about a 10? Oh, wait, wait. We just got to lean.

Speaker 153 Lean.

Speaker 107 That's a lean. That's a lead.

Speaker 24 But that's you talking down your ass.

Speaker 65 That's not Ryan Poles.

Speaker 5 That's my personal lean.

Speaker 24 Yeah, but that has

Speaker 18 nothing to do with.

Speaker 17 It's not an official play.

Speaker 28 I haven't released an official play. And if the lean turns out to be right, I'll take credit for the lean.

Speaker 10 Think of the money.

Speaker 103 I thought of the money, Max. Think of the money.

Speaker 5 I've thought of the money, but I love the picks, too.

Speaker 139 No, and Caleb Williams cried that one time.

Speaker 24 It's also interesting because you could say that last offseason was the most important decision that you guys had because you could have taken C.J. Stroud.
That was not an option. Which you just said.

Speaker 29 That was not an option.

Speaker 24 What any team would be lucky to have?

Speaker 28 That was not an option.

Speaker 130 They did have the number one period. They were in a transition period.

Speaker 34 We were still trying to figure out.

Speaker 38 Last offseason, Ryan Poles got an A-plus.

Speaker 111 He got DJ Moore in the first pick.

Speaker 28 You can't, like, that was an incredible haul.

Speaker 68 One of the worst trades ever by the Panthers.

Speaker 127 Can we get their second pick?

Speaker 24 What would you rather have? DJ Moore and the first pick or C.J. Stroud?

Speaker 59 That was not an option at the time.

Speaker 14 I think it was. It wasn't.

Speaker 103 I think it was.

Speaker 106 We weren't in that mindset.

Speaker 31 We've since changed mindsets.

Speaker 66 We're in a growth mindset now.

Speaker 131 Okay.

Speaker 134 So, Scott.

Speaker 24 What was your mindset then?

Speaker 151 We were in a.

Speaker 130 When now?

Speaker 81 No, we were in a rebuild

Speaker 81 collect assets mindset.

Speaker 24 Is rebuild also another word for growth?

Speaker 103 No, because we didn't rebuild that well.

Speaker 127 We're still rebuilding. We're still growing.

Speaker 74 We're growing, boy. We got to drink our milk.

Speaker 157 We got to get our eight hours of sleep.

Speaker 125 We're growing. Okay.

Speaker 51 We're great eaters.

Speaker 127 We got to grow some more.

Speaker 131 Got it.

Speaker 161 This is going to be a great growth season.

Speaker 87 I think I nailed all the answers.

Speaker 131 Eileen Caleb Williams.

Speaker 27 He's so fucking good.

Speaker 84 And he would also just make me excited for a couple more years.

Speaker 24 Now, would you be upset until he

Speaker 130 you get assets?

Speaker 39 And then I'd be sad again, but it'd have a couple years of being excited.

Speaker 24 Would you be upset if I traded you the second overall pick for the first overall pick and then, you know, tossed in maybe some second rounders?

Speaker 24 You promised to take Drake May and we took Caleb Williams.

Speaker 11 Would that make you upset?

Speaker 33 It might make me a little upset.

Speaker 79 Caleb Williams has never lost to the Packers.

Speaker 24 That's true.

Speaker 39 So there is that.

Speaker 3 That's a great stat. All right.

Speaker 121 Draft goes through us. Yep.
Draft goes through us.

Speaker 84 Hank still doesn't understand that, but draft goes through us.

Speaker 151 Okay, next game.

Speaker 102 The Packers are really good, by the way.

Speaker 86 I know that I'm a sore loser and being a bitch.

Speaker 147 I don't know what you want to say.

Speaker 88 Jordan Love's really good.

Speaker 24 The running game looks good, too. A.J.
Dillon's awesome.

Speaker 29 And they're just, that is what a model organization looks like.

Speaker 49 When they rebuild, they're still in the playoffs.

Speaker 40 Like, that's how it's done.

Speaker 3 They have a great coach. They have a great infrastructure.

Speaker 110 They figured out the hack to quarterbacks, draft them, sit them, make them good, make them Hall of Famers, then you set them free and just rain terror on everyone for 15 years.

Speaker 24 And then they go to the Jets.

Speaker 29 Yeah, and then they go to the Jets.

Speaker 1 And then they just restart the whole fucking thing.

Speaker 28 And I cannot believe it's restarted again, but here we are.

Speaker 37 Jordan Love is the real deal.

Speaker 3 There, I said it.

Speaker 64 Happy Packers fans.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 54 Giants 27 Eagles 10.

Speaker 35 Now we switch the focus.

Speaker 45 Giants. Wait, hold on.

Speaker 160 I don't think I asked a question yet.

Speaker 54 Giants 27 Eagles 10.

Speaker 141 That is the correct score. Yeah.

Speaker 10 That's not a question, but that is the correct score.

Speaker 24 How does that score make you feel?

Speaker 16 Bad.

Speaker 10 The answer to that question is bad.

Speaker 99 Yeah, and with A.J.

Speaker 24 Brown, do you think he's really hurt, or do you think he was upset that he fumbled?

Speaker 10 I think he was hurt, but I think he'll be okay next week.

Speaker 139 Are you sure?

Speaker 10 No, I'm not sure. I'm not a fucking doctor.

Speaker 10 Uh-oh.

Speaker 10 I'm trying

Speaker 10 not to curse and get angry. during this.

Speaker 95 Did your mom tell you that?

Speaker 134 My mom did tell me that.

Speaker 24 All right, so let's talk about something more lighthearted. Jalen Hurt's middle finger.
How does that look?

Speaker 10 He came back in the game after that.

Speaker 24 Yeah. And then I think he threw a pick.

Speaker 10 He came back in the game.

Speaker 24 And then threw a pick.

Speaker 10 Well, the Cowboys started to blow him out, so then they rested the starters.

Speaker 98 Yeah, you guys got whooped.

Speaker 138 Yeah, it's a bad football team. You got whooped.

Speaker 10 I said they were a bad football team last week.

Speaker 81 But what about A.J.

Speaker 142 Brown's speech, Nick Siriani?

Speaker 10 Yeah, well, they got me, you know, but they're still a bad football team. And I said, I did it.

Speaker 10 I didn't say that that changed my mind. I said that opened the opportunity to change my mind.
Got it.

Speaker 57 Okay, I got it.

Speaker 24 So it's my right now.

Speaker 51 Yeah,

Speaker 24 Mike. It's not changed.
Yeah.

Speaker 11 Correct.

Speaker 24 What about this quote from Siriani after the game? We lost five of our last six. That doesn't discredit the rest of the season.

Speaker 10 You are as good as you are.

Speaker 10 Fuck, I can't even, I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying.
The team's a bad football team right now. I don't care what they were doing at the first 11 games.

Speaker 24 So you're disagreeing with Nick Siriani. You do discredit the rest of the season.

Speaker 10 I am disagreeing with everything Nick Siriani is saying.

Speaker 24 It is like saying, How come no one's talking about all the flights Bill Clinton didn't take on Epstein's chat? Correct.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 18 What do you think you can win this game?

Speaker 108 It's crazy that the Eagles are in the playoffs.

Speaker 38 Also, shout out all the people who

Speaker 28 had the Eagles win total over. I think it was 11.

Speaker 159 And

Speaker 72 I would have lost my.

Speaker 27 So they pushed.

Speaker 37 They were 10 and 1, and they pushed.

Speaker 57 Max was brutal.

Speaker 24 Max was also saying earlier that

Speaker 24 he would trade seasons with all of us in a heartbeat. Yeah.
Like going to the playoffs, limping into the playoffs, you would rather be in this room.

Speaker 24 And also, Shane's in this room, and Shane has the fourth pick overall.

Speaker 72 Oh, fifth pick. Fifth.
Oh, shit.

Speaker 73 So, yeah, boys are loaded.

Speaker 127 We're stacked.

Speaker 51 That's not what I said.

Speaker 24 And Max would trade this entire season. That's not what I said in our position.
So really, we won. What I said is the better year.

Speaker 10 that if anyone in here wanted to trade their pick for a playoff spot, for our playoff spot, I would take

Speaker 72 the pick.

Speaker 24 I'm going to have to get back to you after I talk with Josh Harris.

Speaker 16 Okay.

Speaker 58 Max, can you win this game on Monday night?

Speaker 10 The fact that they're

Speaker 24 insane.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I guess as bad as the Eagles played today, the Bucs also looked terrible.

Speaker 11 Yeah, they did.

Speaker 75 They look bad.

Speaker 10 So that's why I guess it kind of makes sense. And we did already go to Tampa on Monday night football and beat the Bucs, but that was a different fight.

Speaker 51 No, those Eagles.

Speaker 10 That was those Eagles.

Speaker 141 This is this Eagles.

Speaker 10 I mean, they're legitimately the worst team in football right now.

Speaker 122 Are you worried that because you've gone to Tampa already this year, that they have the tape out on Jalen Hurts scrambling to the right and then throwing it out of bounds?

Speaker 83 Your favorite play?

Speaker 10 You kept saying that today. The number one receiver was 90-year-old.

Speaker 98 That wasn't just this game. He doesn't have to be able to get it.

Speaker 77 But, like, you kept saying it.

Speaker 128 Well,

Speaker 99 you kept being like, look at this, look at this.

Speaker 10 There's no way anyone was open at all as soon as A.J. Brown went down.

Speaker 142 Sounds like Jalen Hurts is a system quarterback.

Speaker 10 I would love to look at any quarterback in the NFL if their top three weapons go down.

Speaker 24 Well, let's see. C.J.
Stroud had a lot of guys, right?

Speaker 141 Yeah.

Speaker 128 Patrick Mahomes lost. Nico Collins.
No one.

Speaker 24 Patrick Mahomes lost all of his weapons.

Speaker 163 Travis Kelsey is number one.

Speaker 10 He's old.

Speaker 133 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Nico Collins wasn't their number one guy at the start. Tank Dell.

Speaker 81 Yes, he was. Tank Dell.

Speaker 72 Tank Dell was the one. Tank Dell was not the number one at the start of the season.

Speaker 10 He's right. He's right.
He got to their number one.

Speaker 57 That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 73 We've got to flip it back.

Speaker 107 He got one right there.

Speaker 163 We don't want to let him get away with it. So was Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 155 We don't want to let him get a couple right in a row.

Speaker 48 Dallas Goddard was still out there.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I would say he's the number four option.

Speaker 73 Wait, so who's your three?

Speaker 10 DeAndre Swift.

Speaker 51 For a reference.

Speaker 51 I'm just saying

Speaker 51 offensive weapons.

Speaker 37 I don't know about that, Maxie.

Speaker 51 Would you not?

Speaker 24 Well, as bad as the offense looks, the defense does not look any better. Yeah, Tyrod

Speaker 24 carved you up.

Speaker 141 Second half look good?

Speaker 151 Max was saying that, too.

Speaker 21 He's like, held them to three points in the second half.

Speaker 54 The fucking six-win Giants with Tyrod Taylor.

Speaker 86 You're like, man, we held them to three points.

Speaker 10 No, yeah, Matt Patricia transition has gone poorly,

Speaker 24 but

Speaker 125 I don't know.

Speaker 61 You thought you were going to win this game, and this was a get-right before the get-right.

Speaker 10 I did not say that.

Speaker 37 No, but you needed them to, and they looked like dog shit.

Speaker 10 Yeah, no, wait.

Speaker 10 At no point did I say they're pretty sure last week I said that they should be dogs in this game. Yeah.

Speaker 24 So what about next week? Must-win?

Speaker 10 Nope. What?

Speaker 19 Not a must-win. Switching.

Speaker 24 You're switching it up.

Speaker 75 Switching it up.

Speaker 24 This guy made every inconsequential regular season game a must-win, and he's not making the playoffs.

Speaker 51 Wow.

Speaker 42 Well, it's spoiler.

Speaker 87 Well, good news for you, Max.

Speaker 17 The gauntlet is over.

Speaker 133 I mean, the gauntlet.

Speaker 81 Yeah, the Giants.

Speaker 72 The gauntlet is over.

Speaker 10 Giants, Cardinals, Giants.

Speaker 141 What a gauntlet.

Speaker 68 You didn't survive the gauntlet.

Speaker 10 No, we didn't survive shit.

Speaker 153 Yeah.

Speaker 109 Man, to think the Eagles were 10-1,

Speaker 28 a team that beat the Bills.

Speaker 10 Do you guys think that Nick Seriani will be fired if they lose next week?

Speaker 42 I think he might.

Speaker 22 Depends on how they lose.

Speaker 24 That's the one thing I respect.

Speaker 42 I don't think it matters.

Speaker 24 That's the one thing I respect about Philadelphia is they do not tolerate shit.

Speaker 104 Yeah, I think it depends on how they lose.

Speaker 10 What's a scenario?

Speaker 82 Miss kick

Speaker 98 at the end of the game.

Speaker 14 Like down one missed kick?

Speaker 10 The Eagles were 10-1.

Speaker 52 I understand.

Speaker 123 They're not good.

Speaker 10 They were 10-1.

Speaker 107 Some people are calling him a coordinator right now.

Speaker 10 After coming off of wins against the Chiefs and the Bills and the Dolphins.

Speaker 40 Look at the drafts.

Speaker 133 That's so sick.

Speaker 42 One, two, three. Oh, look at that.

Speaker 118 And I got nine.

Speaker 147 No big deal. In my back pocket.
Nine.

Speaker 24 I love that for us guys. Yeah.
We're going to be the number one draft podcast in America. Yeah.

Speaker 10 It's going to be great when you trade Justin Fields to the Patriots

Speaker 10 for their second-round pick.

Speaker 134 What? Ooh.

Speaker 24 That would actually be great for the show, yeah.

Speaker 84 Yeah, that would, if we got a second for him, that would be great.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 10 No, I think that's going to happen. Oh.
And then the and then the Patriots go Marketing.

Speaker 51 And Belichick goes.

Speaker 87 And Belichick goes to the Commanders.

Speaker 109 Yeah.

Speaker 39 We're just fucking

Speaker 24 white swapping the whole

Speaker 51 thing.

Speaker 77 Oh, shit.

Speaker 24 Just sharing our

Speaker 51 with everyone else.

Speaker 113 I'm in for it.

Speaker 63 Next year is going to to be fun. I'm in for it.
Yeah.

Speaker 42 They're going to suck.

Speaker 81 Okay, Max.

Speaker 28 I am worried about Max because I really wanted him to win this game.

Speaker 66 I want him to win Monday Night Football. I want to get him.

Speaker 163 It's the Bucs.

Speaker 163 They're going to win.

Speaker 163 It's the fucking Bucs.

Speaker 123 I want to crush him.

Speaker 10 He can't be crushed to the Cardinals and the Giants.

Speaker 24 They just beat the Panthers by nine points.

Speaker 73 But they kicked three field goals.

Speaker 130 But that game didn't really matter if you won that game.

Speaker 134 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 10 What do you mean that game didn't matter?

Speaker 51 Oh, I thought you were talking about the

Speaker 85 Giants.

Speaker 19 The problem is, Max, if they lose on Monday night by like 20, we're not going to get sad Max.

Speaker 24 Yeah, he's going to be like, fire Siriana.

Speaker 3 He's going to be like, this is a joke of a season.

Speaker 84 Fuck everyone. I saw this coming from a million miles away.

Speaker 49 They need to beat. They need to beat the Bucs.

Speaker 130 Smoke them. They're going to smoke them.

Speaker 51 Okay.

Speaker 108 But then we go to...

Speaker 87 No, no, no. This is what we need.

Speaker 58 They need to beat the Bucs, and I'm sorry, Lions fans, but the Rams beat the Lions, and then the Eagles go to the Cowboys.

Speaker 10 That's what you need.

Speaker 24 That festival show.

Speaker 51 Saturday night. Kelly's horn.
Kettle Torn. Yes.

Speaker 20 Max, Hank, and Tiff

Speaker 38 all in the Big D.

Speaker 10 There's no way that game would be on Saturday.

Speaker 113 It could be. You never know.
Never know, Max. 55.

Speaker 61 That's the game we have to go. Yeah, I think

Speaker 51 I might go too.

Speaker 138 Fuck it.

Speaker 134 I'll film.

Speaker 118 Oh, actually, I'm not going to go. What am I saying?

Speaker 51 But you guys.

Speaker 133 I'm not going.

Speaker 11 No, I'm actually going. Yeah, I'm not going.

Speaker 24 You and Hank are going to have to go down there.

Speaker 134 I'm not going. Together.

Speaker 32 That would be awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 133 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 83 Memes, can I just make one request for this trip you guys are going to make?

Speaker 67 You're going to bring a good camera, but when Max gets in a fight, please just use a cell phone camera so that we can feel like it's the real raw footage.

Speaker 10 Also, the Eagles playing on Monday night, there's no way that they would put a fighter.

Speaker 51 Oh, yeah, true, true, true. Well, no, you never know.

Speaker 63 No, I'm saying, even if it's on Sunday, we have to go.

Speaker 10 Yeah. No.

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 72 No.

Speaker 135 Come on. No.

Speaker 33 Yeah. Please.
Yeah.

Speaker 54 On Sunday night.

Speaker 24 I think you probably should go to that.

Speaker 151 All right, well, that's what I'm rooting for now.

Speaker 97 I want the Eagles to go to the Cowboys because Mac can't.

Speaker 28 He physically would not be able to be devastated if they lost the Cowboys in the playoffs.

Speaker 153 Yeah.

Speaker 33 It would devastate him.

Speaker 108 There's nothing you can say.

Speaker 3 You can't be like, I knew we sucked.

Speaker 97 If you played the Dallas Cowboys in the playoffs, you would be a wreck if you lost that game.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 49 Okay, so, all right, we got there.

Speaker 49 Okay.

Speaker 1 Next game.

Speaker 156 Cowboys 38, Commanders 10.

Speaker 18 PFT.

Speaker 24 This game went about as expected. Showed a little fight in the first quarter, which I was happy to see.
And then Ron worked his magic.

Speaker 24 I was a little bit afraid that they were going to do something stupid, like beat the Cowboys.

Speaker 24 Now I'm just looking at the second overall pick. And you know what?

Speaker 24 I feel good about the way this season ended because Ron's gone. We're moving on.
We're changing everything.

Speaker 24 Everybody that's been around and been a part of my terrible, terrible franchise and sad state of affairs is going to be gone.

Speaker 24 New ownership, probably a new name, new head coach, maybe a new quarterback, second overall pick. I'm just, I'm feeling good about it.

Speaker 24 We've been in an open relationship with Ron Rivera for the last like two months of the season where he's known that he's been fired, but we're like awesome.

Speaker 77 Right.

Speaker 24 We're going to talk to people on the side. It's going to be an open relationship for us, not for you, Ron.

Speaker 136 But

Speaker 24 I'm looking forward to the coaching search more than anything. That's fun.
It's feisty. We get to track airplanes.
It's plane tracking season. I'm going to be all over that.

Speaker 24 I've looked at my short list that I'm supposed to be looking at of coaches.

Speaker 24 I'm thinking maybe Sloic.

Speaker 42 Maybe we bring back a guy.

Speaker 24 Maybe the only way to defeat the graphic that gets used against us all the time of former Washington head coaches that were on that 2013 team that now went on to achieve great success everywhere else.

Speaker 24 Maybe it's to bring one of them home.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Maybe we bring Sloick home.

Speaker 51 I like that.

Speaker 24 Or maybe, I don't know, we're probably going to give Bienemi a shot at interviewing for the job.

Speaker 66 I want a new coach. That's so bad.

Speaker 24 I I want

Speaker 24 we're going to have a new coach.

Speaker 24 I don't think it's going to be Bienemi. He's got just enough stink of the old guard on him.
He was around Rivera. He probably picked up too many bad habits.

Speaker 77 Also, Ron Rivera, great guy, good human being.

Speaker 24 Terrible football coach.

Speaker 115 I'm glad I...

Speaker 118 Way better human being than coach.

Speaker 24 So much better. As good of a coach as he is, he's probably infinity times better of a human being than he is as a coach.
I'm just, I'm very excited for the coaching search.

Speaker 24 I'm excited about Belichick possibilities. I'm excited about just torturing Hank with that.
I don't know if I'm totally excited about him being the head coach, but I am very, very

Speaker 24 pumped up to just be like, Hank,

Speaker 163 look who I got.

Speaker 24 Your guy, Bill.

Speaker 24 I would be excited for Bill to break the all-time record for coaching wins on my sideline rather than Hank's sideline. I'm just pumped up for an offseason where the sky's the limit.

Speaker 156 This might be the greatest offseason in part of my take history.

Speaker 121 It feels like

Speaker 8 this is going to be it for us.

Speaker 1 We're all going to make moves to just become awesome.

Speaker 24 Yeah, we're going to have six packs. Yeah, we're in such good shape.

Speaker 108 Yeah, diet starts tomorrow.

Speaker 24 Our team's going to be awesome.

Speaker 24 The three of us are probably going to be in like over under seven Super Bowls for the three of us in the next 10 years.

Speaker 137 What if this is, what if it's becomes like a bizarro world, not obviously excluding Hank because he's won Super Bowls on this podcast, but what if it just becomes a bizarro world this offseason?

Speaker 140 It could.

Speaker 67 Just switch, and it's just like we're now a podcast of winners.

Speaker 58 It could.

Speaker 24 It could very easily become that.

Speaker 24 I saw Josh Harris also up in the booth today, and he was wearing a W hat. Again, not having the word commanders on his jacket at all.
Yes, big cat.

Speaker 124 I got a question for you, PFT.

Speaker 3 I am very excited. It's your excitement.

Speaker 75 I'm very excited.

Speaker 139 Right, because I share your excitement.

Speaker 3 It's clear we're both very excited.

Speaker 7 I noticed, though, you didn't mention the quarterback position.

Speaker 19 Right.

Speaker 24 Well, there's, you know, 22 positions on the football field.

Speaker 18 Right, but what will you be doing with the quarterback position?

Speaker 24 We're going to evaluate it just like we evaluate any other positive.

Speaker 61 Would you like to?

Speaker 28 You could actually ask Ryan Poles for some help if you need it.

Speaker 75 Yeah, I might.

Speaker 24 Can I have his number? Yeah.

Speaker 16 I mean,

Speaker 24 if there's one guy that knows the quarterback position, it's Ryan Poles. And I'll be the first to tell you, I don't watch as much college football as you do, big cat.

Speaker 24 I only watch probably, I don't know, seven or eight hours of college football every weekend. Yeah.

Speaker 24 But I'm not, you know, I'm not the expert on Caleb Williams. I'm not the expert on Drake May.
I'm not the expert on Jaden Daniels. I'm not the expert on Michael Pinnix.

Speaker 24 So I'm going to leave that to the people that know more about the sports than I do.

Speaker 94 Smart.

Speaker 24 But as far as I'm concerned, every position from the top down, head coach, all the way to the long snapper, to the kicker, everyone except for Tress Way is competing for position next year.

Speaker 101 Now, our follow-up question.

Speaker 90 If you had a lean,

Speaker 18 what would your lean be?

Speaker 24 My lean would be that I'm leaning towards every guy that

Speaker 24 needs to prove himself next year, shows up in training camp and works their tail off. Okay.

Speaker 155 So, you don't want a new quarterback?

Speaker 24 I'm not here to say whether or not I want a new quarterback. Sam Howell has certainly done some good things for us this year.
He's done some bad things for us. I'm just saying

Speaker 130 that goes off right now. You have

Speaker 78 a minute left to make a pick.

Speaker 81 Yeah, one minute left.

Speaker 72 Wait, where am I picking?

Speaker 76 Caleb Williams just went number one overall.

Speaker 123 We don't know to who.

Speaker 24 Caleb Williams off the board.

Speaker 24 I'm picking up the phone and I'm making calls. I'm seeing if anybody wants to trade up.

Speaker 75 Oh, wait, wait, I'm getting a call right now.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Oh, it's Hank Hank Lockwood. Hey, Hank, this is PFT.

Speaker 52 Sorry, I'm a little bit sleepy.

Speaker 24 I was just stayed the night over at my girl's place.

Speaker 24 So I'm getting bad cell reception because it's an ATT stadium.

Speaker 24 I'm just curious if I could move up to the number two pick and offer you every first-round pick for the next three years.

Speaker 89 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 42 That's how the draft gets done.

Speaker 24 Wheeling and dealing. So, Hank, you're on the clock.

Speaker 130 Marvin Harrison Jr. Michael Pennix.

Speaker 24 You're taking both of them? You get a two for one?

Speaker 110 Yeah.

Speaker 51 Oh, okay. You really don't have the trade.

Speaker 85 Hank just thought that he traded up and didn't give you his third party.

Speaker 82 Oh, and he still has his.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 139 Holy shit.

Speaker 51 That's how the draft is.

Speaker 163 He does not know how the draft is.

Speaker 24 I think I just got drafted by Hank.

Speaker 81 Okay, but you want a quarterback.

Speaker 24 I think we should kick the tires on a quarterback. Yeah.
And listen, let Sam Howell compete. Sam Howell had some very good parts of his season.

Speaker 24 I'm just going to go with the party line that Sam Howell was injured. Yeah.
He was hurt. He got knocked around a lot.

Speaker 24 I'm not going to forget the moments of joy that Sam brought me this year.

Speaker 49 Soupy.

Speaker 67 We also got to say, and this is all three of us, we have to just say that it's going to be smokescreen season soon.

Speaker 131 We can't give away what we want to do.

Speaker 24 It's true.

Speaker 110 So we have to just make sure that everyone's confused as we are.

Speaker 24 I'm going to wait until all the facts come out on all the players. Find out whose mom was a prostitute, how they did on the S2 condition test.
Cat or dog. Cat or dog.

Speaker 24 Maybe see if any of them want to work out as wide receiver. And then I'm going to make the decision based on that information.

Speaker 24 Right now, you're asking me to make a decision based on incomplete information. Yeah.

Speaker 41 I love that for you.

Speaker 24 But yeah, I would like to have either Caleb or Drake. Yeah.

Speaker 18 Okay. So there you go.
You have our leans.

Speaker 24 I'm leaning either Caleb Williams or Drake May.

Speaker 28 Well, I'm leaning Caleb, so you'd have to lean Drake May.

Speaker 24 Unless you lean away. Unless you trade your pick.
Right. To me.

Speaker 14 Right.

Speaker 24 In which case. Or to Hank.
In which case, I might be, I might start to lean Caleb.

Speaker 130 Marvin Harrison Jr. Justin.

Speaker 65 It's not happening.

Speaker 54 Just shut up if I'm not.

Speaker 72 It's an option.

Speaker 24 I'll just say it. I want Drake May.

Speaker 134 I want Drake May.

Speaker 81 I want Caleb Williams.

Speaker 24 But if we moved up to number one, I might lean Caleb Williams.

Speaker 75 In the three slot.

Speaker 49 Okay, well, you're not going to get him.

Speaker 89 Yeah, that's not a three slot.

Speaker 139 Jesus Christ.

Speaker 24 No, and you never know, Big Cat. You just said he wants Drake May.

Speaker 76 I want Caleb Williams. I have the one pick.

Speaker 24 If Big Cat takes Marvin Harrison with the number one overall pick like you have, then Hank thinks that I'm going to take Drake May with the second pick. Right.
And then Caleb's going to fall to him.

Speaker 96 He just can't get it through his head.

Speaker 24 But wait, Hank, I'm confused. Don't the Patriots, wouldn't they take calls and then load up with a haul and trade back?

Speaker 130 No, you need a quarterback. You need a franchise quarterback.

Speaker 24 I'm very excited for this to become a draft podcast.

Speaker 24 We're going to break down so much fun.

Speaker 72 I'm also very excited.

Speaker 29 Take Caleb Williams, Drake May, and Hank did not have a quarterback and be like, how did this happen?

Speaker 117 I don't understand. We had the number three pick.

Speaker 49 Okay.

Speaker 140 Cowboys, I don't know.

Speaker 28 They now get the two seeds, so they're going to have at least two games at home if they win. So we won't find out.

Speaker 138 Like, the Cowboys are live because they could easily just, you know, they play, if they get to the NFC Championship game against the 49ers, all they got to do is win one game.

Speaker 24 So who would they play in the second round?

Speaker 110 They would potentially play the

Speaker 114 re-seeds or not, but Lions if the seeds hold.

Speaker 51 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 42 Yeah. I would.

Speaker 24 I would like to see that.

Speaker 81 Yeah, that'd be a fun game.

Speaker 89 Cowboys Lions. Yep.

Speaker 24 Redo it. Induct Jimmy Johnson to the Ring of Honor again.
Yeah. Have the same refs.
Or like kick him out before the game and then bring him back in. Yeah.

Speaker 17 Okay, Rams Liners, we'll just wrap up real quick.

Speaker 158 Puka Nakua, 105 receptions, 1,486 yards, rookie record on both accounts.

Speaker 140 Incredible season.

Speaker 20 Also, this game was fun because it was a week 18 game with two playoff teams, and Carson Wentz was playing Sam Darnold.

Speaker 131 Yep.

Speaker 49 Who would have thought? Pretty incredible.

Speaker 24 And they ran Carson Wentz into the ground.

Speaker 128 17 times.

Speaker 24 They gave him the ball on 17, I think, 17 design carries for the most part. There were a couple scrambles, but I would say he probably had like 13 or 14 running plays.
Yeah.

Speaker 24 I think they were just trying to get him injured. Yeah.
I think McVay is already sick of his shit.

Speaker 87 Yeah, I think so, too. And we also have

Speaker 24 a great all-time Carson Wentz play, too, where he was getting sacked. Yeah.
He was falling onto his ass, and he tried to throw the ball back.

Speaker 24 He passed it backwards, but then his ass was too big. Yeah.
So his ass was on the ground.

Speaker 89 On a fourth down.

Speaker 66 Yeah, it was.

Speaker 28 But yeah, that was a fun, fun game to watch Carson Wentz for Sam Darnold Darnold in week 18.

Speaker 146 Two playoff teams. Yep.

Speaker 24 It was a vanilla off. Like, the offenses both teams were running, they were saying,

Speaker 24 we don't want to show you anything that we're actually going to use.

Speaker 123 Yeah, because we might play again.

Speaker 24 We're going to run a hilariously bad offense intentionally.

Speaker 149 Right, because if the Rams win, they'll go or most likely go back to San Francisco.

Speaker 140 Yep.

Speaker 159 And,

Speaker 109 yeah, I mean, the Rams are dangerous.

Speaker 109 I keep saying it. Rams are dangerous.

Speaker 24 They're officially dangerous.

Speaker 30 Isn't it crazy how the NFC playoffs are just,

Speaker 98 all year,

Speaker 88 the beginning of the year, it was like, who the hell is going to come out of the AFC?

Speaker 82 NFC feels like they have some really good teams that all could get hot.

Speaker 31 And that's including, like, that's one through seven minus five.

Speaker 24 No, I would say the Eagles could get hot.

Speaker 145 They could. The Eagles, they were in the Super Bowl last year.

Speaker 5 One through seven, minus four, and five.

Speaker 112 I could see any of those teams being in the NFC championship.

Speaker 24 Those Eagles, if they can figure out a way to transform back into those Eagles that we saw earlier this year,

Speaker 24 those Eagles could win the NFC.

Speaker 84 And the Bucs won a Super Bowl a couple years ago. Yeah.

Speaker 114 You could see the Packers winning at Dallas and San Francisco.

Speaker 9 No.

Speaker 29 Not San Francisco, but I could definitely see them beating Dallas.

Speaker 131 Yeah.

Speaker 37 The Niners are the Packers.

Speaker 3 The Niners are to the Packers what the Packers are to the Bears.

Speaker 28 So the Niners are like kind of,

Speaker 37 they're like my protector.

Speaker 88 They're the team that makes sure that I can go to sleep at night.

Speaker 131 They're the meme.

Speaker 109 Make the meme for me, memes.

Speaker 58 I'm sleeping at night, and the Niners

Speaker 88 are sitting there taking all the arrows from the Packers.

Speaker 14 Got it.

Speaker 85 Okay, Raiders, Broncos, Antonio Pierce should be the head coach.

Speaker 24 That's all I got. I have a feeling that he's not because they've had every opportunity to say that he is.
It's crazy.

Speaker 24 And then after the game today, Mark Davis was like, yeah, we're excited about what he's done over the course of the last month or so.

Speaker 24 I have a feeling the Raiders are going to screw this up and they're going to go out there and hire probably a retread coach, probably someone who's been fired maybe over under 1.5 times before.

Speaker 24 And they're going to screw it up and it's going to be sad. And everyone's going to say, well, we had our coach, and you let him get away again.

Speaker 27 Yeah, which would be very stupid.

Speaker 68 Yep. Very, very, very, very, very, very stupid.

Speaker 112 But yeah, Antonio Pierce should be the head coach.

Speaker 94 Broncos have to.

Speaker 84 Broncos, I actually think, like, because Sean Payton is restless, and they've taken shots.

Speaker 41 They've fucked up.

Speaker 117 I wouldn't be shocked at the Broncos because I don't think they have to give their pick to the Seahawks anymore, right?

Speaker 24 I believe they have to. Was it protected?

Speaker 87 No, no, I think that they're done with that.

Speaker 24 They don't do protected picks.

Speaker 85 I think it was a first

Speaker 111 last, the year before and a first last year.

Speaker 114 Tankathon has them picking 12.

Speaker 42 So I could see

Speaker 107 the Broncos just being like, fuck it, we got to get Caleb Williams.

Speaker 81 Trade up.

Speaker 156 Just trading a bunch of shit.

Speaker 24 That might be your bitch.

Speaker 139 Yeah, they might be our bitch.

Speaker 81 All right, Seahawks, Cardinals.

Speaker 123 Cardinals,

Speaker 84 they were scrappy till the bitter end.

Speaker 66 Kyler Murray, like, that's the one thing about the Cardinals.

Speaker 123 Cardinals don't need a quarterback.

Speaker 131 Yeah.

Speaker 28 Kyler Murray's fun.

Speaker 84 James Conner is so much fun to watch.

Speaker 106 He runs so upright.

Speaker 57 Him and Pacheco. He's so tall.

Speaker 24 Yeah, well, he also stands out compared to every other skill position player that the Cardinals have.

Speaker 109 Yeah, but yeah, the Seahawks, they're a team that's going to have a shitload of questions because it feels like they have to figure out the quarterback position.

Speaker 140 It feels like they also have to maybe, like, Pete Carroll.

Speaker 86 I don't, I wouldn't get rid of Pete Carroll, but he's 72, and now you're a couple years, like, kind of going in the same spot.

Speaker 135 I don't know.

Speaker 66 Couldn't you see them and like, hey, Pete, do you want to retire?

Speaker 24 I don't think they're going to move on from Pete. I think, I don't know what kind of gum Pete Carroll chews, but it keeps him looking 20 years younger than he actually is.

Speaker 119 I don't think they're going to move on from Pete Carroll.

Speaker 84 I think they're going to sit down and be like, Pete Carroll, what is your plan?

Speaker 81 When are you going to retire?

Speaker 24 So here's a fun stat that's from Field Yates. Geno Smith this year threw seven go-ahead touchdown passes in the fourth quarter and overtime, the most by any player in a single season in NFL history.

Speaker 156 Yeah, he led the league in game-winning

Speaker 38 drives.

Speaker 24 Now, I don't want to be a stickler here, but that also, in order to set that record, your team also has to fall behind in a game to set it.

Speaker 24 Okay, just wanted to make sure that we're looking at both sides of that.

Speaker 135 Correct.

Speaker 124 All right, and last week.

Speaker 24 Hank's trending right now.

Speaker 21 Oh. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Let's see what they're saying.

Speaker 141 Oh. Do it, Hank.

Speaker 73 Go.

Speaker 24 Hank, go to Dallas.

Speaker 24 Hank, you should go. Because everyone's saying, Hank, Hank, Hank.

Speaker 131 Hank, Hank, Hank.

Speaker 24 You should do it, Hank.

Speaker 10 I think Hank should go this week.

Speaker 130 Max just doesn't want to go to Dallas.

Speaker 72 I'm down to go, though.

Speaker 24 You should go this week. But the podcast,

Speaker 41 I guess the people will vote for you to go because we got a bunch of dogs that ride.

Speaker 131 We do.

Speaker 146 We do have some dogs. We have some dogs.

Speaker 41 Our listeners are dogs that were like, yeah, our boy Hank, he's got to go to Dallas.

Speaker 10 We could zoom him in.

Speaker 98 Yeah, we could zoom you in.

Speaker 145 Actually, you know what? Go to Dallas.

Speaker 107 Fuck it.

Speaker 16 For real? Yeah, go to Dallas.

Speaker 104 We'll zoom you in.

Speaker 108 As long as you can figure out how to zoom properly in on Sunday night.

Speaker 48 He's got a mic.

Speaker 91 Yeah, you take a mic.

Speaker 120 Actually, take a mic this time.

Speaker 3 Hank, fun fact: Christmas, we were always planning on me and PFT just doing solo pods, but I did hit him up and he was like, I didn't bring a mic.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 24 If you can find a place to stay, you can go.

Speaker 72 All right, fine.

Speaker 125 Okay, done.

Speaker 52 Hank's going to Dallas.

Speaker 98 But we also need someone to go with you to videotape.

Speaker 102 Are you going to videotape?

Speaker 142 Need a POV. Is this a work trip or a personal trip?

Speaker 130 Videotape what?

Speaker 51 Oh, come on. Everything.

Speaker 130 Just like, I can, I can.

Speaker 51 We'll talk offline. Okay, all right.
All right.

Speaker 24 Also from Field Yates timeline, the feels-like temperature for Saturday night in Kansas City is going to be negative 10.

Speaker 84 Yeah, boys, winter's coming. Yeah.

Speaker 24 We got this.

Speaker 33 I saw this, like,

Speaker 34 scary graphic that was, like, this.

Speaker 28 Basically, Canada has just been holding all the cold air.

Speaker 67 And they're about to release it on us.

Speaker 24 Polar vortex?

Speaker 96 Yeah, they're about to just be like, here's all the cold air.

Speaker 24 Suckers. That's fucked up.
Yeah.

Speaker 74 I was like, what the hell is this?

Speaker 51 All the fucking cold air?

Speaker 24 I thought they had all those fires.

Speaker 126 Yeah, they're just going to give us all the cold air next week, the end of next week.

Speaker 72 God damn it, Canada.

Speaker 54 Good thing we work in recess. Sorry.

Speaker 110 That's the one nice thing.

Speaker 74 It's like, all right, I could take a cold air.

Speaker 89 I'll just play fucking hoops with the boys.

Speaker 142 Okay.

Speaker 28 Last game, Chiefs, Chargers, Blaine Gabbert.

Speaker 146 That's all I got.

Speaker 24 Yeah, I didn't really watch much of this game at all.

Speaker 24 No one wanted to win this game. Nope.
So congratulations to the team that did.

Speaker 3 Which was the Chiefs.

Speaker 24 It was the Chiefs by a point.

Speaker 85 I'm actually happy the the Chiefs won because it just will look better on the graphic.

Speaker 24 Oh, for their overall record? Yeah.

Speaker 142 When we're watching the matchups in the playoffs, you know?

Speaker 155 Mm-hmm.

Speaker 30 I think 10 wins. They got 10 wins?

Speaker 22 They got to 11. 11.

Speaker 24 So it does look like they're.

Speaker 24 If they only had 10 wins, it would look wrong that they had a home playoff game.

Speaker 77 Correct. Yeah.
So I was like, oh, cool.

Speaker 109 They got 11 wins. Good.

Speaker 94 Okay.

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Speaker 83 PFT, who's going to win the national title?

Speaker 146 Let's do a little quick preview.

Speaker 24 I think Michigan is.

Speaker 24 Only because Jim Harbaugh is biohacking. He's figured out how to hack sleep.

Speaker 57 Oh.

Speaker 24 I don't know if you saw this quote today. No.
But they were asking about getting a good night's sleep before the game for him and his players. He said, two nights before is the sleep that you play on.

Speaker 24 I have no scientific evidence to present to you on that. I just know when I played and sometimes when I coached, sometimes the night before the game, I didn't really sleep great.

Speaker 24 So I've convinced myself that if I get a good night's sleep the night before the night before a game, it's a great night of sleep.

Speaker 3 That actually is true.

Speaker 117 Is it? I think so.

Speaker 24 So maybe marathon runners do this because I've seen some people in the distance running community be like, he's actually not wrong about this.

Speaker 87 Yeah, and

Speaker 85 his brother did biohacking this year.

Speaker 37 The Ravens hired like a sleep analyst for their London trip.

Speaker 89 Okay.

Speaker 39 So I think the Harbaughs are into this now.

Speaker 42 I like it.

Speaker 24 Which it's kind of actually late for them because I feel like any competitive advantage they'll take. I think that biohacking is one thing.

Speaker 24 I tweeted this out, but I stand by it. I would pay probably $10,000 for a two-day seminar by Jim Harbaugh on biohacking.
Yeah. The different ways that he's figured to make your body improve.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Milk and not eating chickens, but then later on, yes, eating chickens. Yes,

Speaker 24 because you bought chickens and they're industrious.

Speaker 127 So

Speaker 84 I unfortunately do think that Michigan's going to win, which I will immediately spin and say the Big Ten's back.

Speaker 91 But the one thing that I keep going back to is

Speaker 34 Michigan has looked great all year.

Speaker 87 They have not played a good quarterback all year.

Speaker 48 Like if you actually look at their schedule, Michael Pennix is so much better than every quarterback they've played.

Speaker 22 And I'm, you know, Aller for Penn State, Kyle McCord.

Speaker 3 You could actually make the argument that probably the best quarterback they played is to his younger brother at Maryland.

Speaker 37 So, like, they just haven't, like, Jalen Jalen Milro's a good football player, but he's not Michael Pennix in terms of passing the ball.

Speaker 66 So that part is still, like, it's one of those cool wrinkles in college football where you can go a whole season playing in your division or in your conference, and now you're playing a quarterback.

Speaker 28 They have not seen a quarterback like Michael Pennix.

Speaker 24 Yeah, also, Michigan's defense, their defensive backs are really good, though.

Speaker 18 No, they are, but again, they haven't played.

Speaker 24 But are they good because they haven't played a good quarterback yet?

Speaker 46 Right.

Speaker 24 I think that their defensive backs are definitely better than Texas' defensive backs.

Speaker 98 Agree.

Speaker 49 Way better.

Speaker 29 And again, I think Michigan's defense is very, very good.

Speaker 84 I'm just saying that's a fun question mark going into this game that Michael Pennix is different than every other quarterback they've faced because he's really, really good and playing really, really good football.

Speaker 28 The craziest stat is Michael Pennix has been sacked. He's played 14 games, been sacked 12 times.

Speaker 39 Yeah, it's wild.

Speaker 2 Their offensive line is very, very good, and he does a good job of getting rid of the ball.

Speaker 9 I do think Michigan's defense is

Speaker 81 their edge rushers are better than Texas because you saw that in that Texas game.

Speaker 37 It felt like Texas was getting a lot of pressure up the middle, but they weren't getting home on the edge.

Speaker 127 So

Speaker 48 I don't know.

Speaker 28 It's a very awesome game because it's also like a style.

Speaker 98 Who can get the game to play their style?

Speaker 84 Because if Michigan can just ground and pound and control the clock, they'll win in an ugly way and it will work and

Speaker 84 Washington will just be behind all game, like trying to make up ground and get the ball back.

Speaker 83 But if Washington can somehow get them into that TCU game last year, a shootout, then Washington's as live as live could be.

Speaker 24 Okay, so what has to happen in order for people to say to Michigan, you guys are a good team without the cheating?

Speaker 107 Has it happened yet?

Speaker 100 Yeah, if they win this national title,

Speaker 24 you can't take anything away from it. You can't take it away.

Speaker 28 No, because they stopped cheating,

Speaker 84 what, before the Penn State game? Yeah.

Speaker 39 Before the Purdue game, I believe.

Speaker 24 That's when they stopped being allowed to cheat. Correct.

Speaker 24 And it would also just be great theater to have Harbaugh win a national championship. Yeah.
And just to just unload on everybody. Correct.

Speaker 39 We'll have him back on the show. I love Jim Harbaugh.

Speaker 27 I wish he was the coach of the Bears.

Speaker 24 And if he wins, he's probably going to go to the NFL. Yeah.

Speaker 147 And I think he's probably going to go to the Chargers.

Speaker 149 Most likely.

Speaker 27 And I wish it was the Bears instead.

Speaker 24 Maybe the Commanders.

Speaker 150 Maybe the Commanders.

Speaker 27 So what's your official pick?

Speaker 104 I'm taking the over, by the way.

Speaker 155 And I would lean.

Speaker 24 I don't have an official pick. I'm leaning towards betting Washington and the points.
Yeah. But I think Michigan's going to win.
Yeah.

Speaker 131 What do you guys got? Anything?

Speaker 24 I have a future on Washington, so not for a lot, but I'm going to ride with them.

Speaker 27 When did you do that?

Speaker 130 A couple weeks ago.

Speaker 125 A month ago.

Speaker 78 Oh.

Speaker 130 Before the Pac-12 championship game. Got it.

Speaker 24 I also want Spencer to be happy. Yeah.

Speaker 113 He's going to the game.

Speaker 24 This is actually a great year if you're a Washington fan. It's just incredible.
You probably never thought that playing for a national championship at this time, in this era, would be possible.

Speaker 24 And now everything turned around for you, and it's just been magical.

Speaker 24 I know a lot of Washington fans, and I like their mascot. I like dubs.
He's a very good dog. They had him dressed in the sunglasses after the game.

Speaker 24 My heart is putting me on Washington, but my testicles are saying Michigan. Yeah.

Speaker 110 I wonder, too, if Dylan Johnson's going to play, because he said he's going to play.

Speaker 32 The running back who got hurt in the last play against Texas, he's very good at blocking, so that will be a very big loss for them if he doesn't play.

Speaker 28 He said he's going to play, though, though, but he said the injury wasn't as bad, but he also couldn't walk off the field.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 33 So maybe he's just gutting it out.

Speaker 84 Play Corum's going to score maybe twice.

Speaker 41 That's my other thing.

Speaker 24 I think his like, his, his, it's like minus 250.

Speaker 34 It's crazy.

Speaker 84 But he's, if you want to parlay it with something, he's going to score.

Speaker 24 It's like McCaffrey levels.

Speaker 117 He's going to score a touchdown.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 94 Do you guys have any picks?

Speaker 29 Do you have a pick?

Speaker 114 31-27, Michigan.

Speaker 21 Oh, also be watching and covering the spread.

Speaker 114 Also, because of the Ravens earning a bye week, John Harbaugh is going to the game. Yeah.

Speaker 57 Along with other Ravens members.

Speaker 113 Yeah, love that.

Speaker 147 Max?

Speaker 72 I love Washington.

Speaker 49 So that's

Speaker 156 congratulations.

Speaker 11 Hail to the I have.

Speaker 113 Yeah, can we put that on the Max soundboard, please?

Speaker 141 I have a large wager on Washington.

Speaker 151 Oh, man.

Speaker 24 And one of Stephanie, Michigan.

Speaker 151 Oh, man.

Speaker 136 Okay.

Speaker 83 Well, we'll stream it so everyone can tune into the stream.

Speaker 9 All right, let's finish up the show.

Speaker 24 The lines have moved again. Kansas City, minus three and a half.

Speaker 65 Fitchburg is firing up.

Speaker 24 The Bills are up to nine and a half point favorites.

Speaker 57 So we were right. We were right.

Speaker 131 So we were right.

Speaker 24 We were so right. Yep.
We know ball.

Speaker 49 We absolutely know ball.

Speaker 100 I think that, yeah, I think that

Speaker 83 I think the buyback will probably be like four and a half, four for the Dolphins.

Speaker 95 So I was a little off on that, but the Bills are going to be nine and a half, ten point favorites by kickoff.

Speaker 32 Yep.

Speaker 59 Okay, who's back of the week? Hank.

Speaker 130 Who's back of the week is Max Homa.

Speaker 21 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 130 Sorry, I had it pulled up, and then I saw, I I was searching.

Speaker 130 I could say right now, Hey, the trending,

Speaker 24 too. Okay.

Speaker 72 We do this a lot. We do.

Speaker 24 So he hit a drive 477 yards.

Speaker 130 Longest drive on the PGA tour in the shot link era.

Speaker 24 Pretty crazy. So that's like ever.

Speaker 65 Beast.

Speaker 24 That's probably the longest drive of all time.

Speaker 55 That's crazy.

Speaker 28 Was it downhill and in the wind?

Speaker 57 It was.

Speaker 24 Okay.

Speaker 99 But still, they've

Speaker 65 played on that course before.

Speaker 130 He was not on this.

Speaker 99 Wait, was he being sarcastic with his tweet then?

Speaker 153 Yeah, he he was very sarcastic.

Speaker 130 I don't think so.

Speaker 114 I just saw the tweet, so I couldn't tell.

Speaker 81 Was Max being sarcastic?

Speaker 114 Yeah, Max is usually sarcastic.

Speaker 14 He said, none of that's on the course of the year.

Speaker 72 He's also a very humble guy.

Speaker 130 If you look up the longest, like, in years and years and years and years from now, there'll be little kids that look up, you know, they'll pull up the book,

Speaker 130 The Longest Drives in the Shotlink Era. And they'll open it up, and on the first page, it will say Max Homa, number one.
477. It's not going to say downhill.
It's not going to say

Speaker 81 you're going to win a bunch of majors.

Speaker 130 It's just going to say Max Homa, top of the list, longest drive. That guy must be a fucking tank.

Speaker 51 Yeah, right.

Speaker 24 Cup champion.

Speaker 52 I'm going to say right now,

Speaker 103 Max is going to win a major this year.

Speaker 24 I think so. I think he'll lost the year.
I'm looking at his timeline right now. He said it was uphill into the wind with no roll.
Yeah, that's the

Speaker 65 tall.

Speaker 151 I'm aware. I'm aware.

Speaker 24 Jake lost the double sarcasm. Yeah.

Speaker 9 All right, so Max is the best driver in the world.

Speaker 107 Yeah.

Speaker 51 Longest driver. Longest driver.

Speaker 72 Powerful.

Speaker 130 He's the most powerful man on the PJA tour.

Speaker 24 Tiger Woods could never drive that far without getting into an accident.

Speaker 134 Fact.

Speaker 59 Okay, good. Who's back?

Speaker 57 Boys? Yeah.

Speaker 24 That was also my who's back. So I'll just say my other who's back is plane tracking season.
I got my boys working overtime on the coaching search, plane tracks.

Speaker 24 Very excited to see where all the private jets are going, figure out the interviews. It's just a great time.
It's a great time to be me. Yeah.

Speaker 24 I'm pumped up for a fresh start.

Speaker 147 Turn the page, baby.

Speaker 107 I want a new coach so bad.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it's going to be great. I'm going to get a new coach, probably a new quarterback.
I have a new owner, a new new name. We're going to get a new stadium.
I want all those.

Speaker 24 The old me is that there's also a possibility we just hire Joe Gibbs again. That would rule.
Bring him back for the third time. Steve Spurrier.
Yeah. No.

Speaker 24 No. No.
The best thing about Steve Spurrier was when he got hired to be the head coach, he was meeting with draft picks, right? And he was like, how do you all feel about practicing on Fridays?

Speaker 24 And they're like, well, you know, if our coach tells us to practice, we'll practice. He goes, okay, because we're not going to practice on Fridays here.
Fridays, I'm going to go play golf.

Speaker 24 So the command or the Redskins just didn't practice on Fridays.

Speaker 28 It was like at South Carolina when

Speaker 160 he had a pitching range right next to the practice field so he could pitch while he's watching the team practice.

Speaker 10 Yeah, pretty great.

Speaker 24 I think he asked every draft pick, do you play golf? Okay, good, because we're going to play on Fridays. Yeah.

Speaker 100 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 2 My who's back is the Bass Pro Shop.

Speaker 28 Went very viral this weekend.

Speaker 3 A gentleman jumped into the Bass Pro Shop tank.

Speaker 37 And let's just say for all the women out there, I know you're wondering, yes, that he actually was probably above average.

Speaker 24 That was a man.

Speaker 86 That was a man.

Speaker 24 His penis was camouflaged in Bass Pro Shop.

Speaker 89 It was car hard everywhere.

Speaker 89 Real true.

Speaker 134 A button?

Speaker 24 A button dick? It was an innie.

Speaker 51 He did a clip dick. Yeah.

Speaker 4 That was tough.

Speaker 36 I felt bad

Speaker 36 for our boy there.

Speaker 24 I don't know how you can be in Bass Pro Shop and not be aroused. Yeah.

Speaker 28 The picture, too, of him getting handcuffed and taken away was even worse somehow.

Speaker 104 Because

Speaker 93 the video of him in the water with the button dick uh you're like oh well that's an illusion we might not be able to see everything and then his penis uh came back out not far but it came back out and they're like oh no that is

Speaker 24 also going on if you're that guy you have to have well i guess what i respect about him is the fact that he was so comfortable in his own body that he wasn't even trying to fluff up he wasn't trying to like chub it he wasn't trying to move it around maybe pop the head out a little bit it was probably adrenaline it was probably adrenaline he that also might be him fully engorged, too.

Speaker 24 Right.

Speaker 24 Maybe he was having a good dick roused. And he was like, you know what?

Speaker 24 I've never seen my penis before. The fact that I can see the head of it, I need to take all my clothes off and get on camera.

Speaker 158 It might have also been, you know, kind of a fight-or-flight situation.

Speaker 83 If you jump into water naked, you're like, I don't want any fish to bite my dick, so I'm going to make sure my dick disappears.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it could be mistaken for bait. Yeah.

Speaker 89 So it's gone. Yeah.

Speaker 24 Yeah. I love that guy, though.

Speaker 14 Yeah, that guy ruled.

Speaker 89 That guy ruled. It's also

Speaker 81 like a button on a pea coat.

Speaker 24 If a guy's handcuffed and pantsless, it's just a bad, bad look. It sucks.
Yeah.

Speaker 160 It sucks so bad.

Speaker 31 You can't give him a towel. Yeah.

Speaker 139 They got shirts right there.

Speaker 27 They got shorts. They got pants.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 125 Hook them up.

Speaker 24 Tough look.

Speaker 147 All right, Jake, finish us off.

Speaker 114 My who's back of the week is Draymond Green.

Speaker 125 Oh.

Speaker 114 He has been reinstated

Speaker 114 through a 12-game suspension that was initially indefinite, and he'll be in game action soon enough.

Speaker 24 I predict that Draymond has learned his lesson. Yeah, he won't do this again.

Speaker 24 I think that Draymond had a brief mental error, a brief moment where he blacked out a little bit, a heated gaming moment, and

Speaker 24 he will not be making that mistake again. Draymond's a new man.

Speaker 114 So he was undergoing counseling for several weeks.

Speaker 114 He was holding progress meetings, and the parties are expected to continue with regular check-ins

Speaker 114 soon after he returns to action.

Speaker 24 Like what kind of conversations he was having?

Speaker 83 I think Draymond Green was like the final limit of, and I'm not, you know, I don't, anyone who's going through stuff, getting help is important, but I think he was the final test of like the last guy who could be like, well, it's mental health I'm working on.

Speaker 66 It's like, wow, no, you're just an asshole.

Speaker 57 Yeah, sometimes you're

Speaker 16 a jerk.

Speaker 127 Like people will be like, oh, well, we hope he's okay.

Speaker 49 Like, no,

Speaker 48 he's just a dick.

Speaker 24 That being said, his reaction and how he's just like throwing punches anytime he's minorly inconvenienced in a professional basketball game, there probably is something that he needs to work on.

Speaker 24 Yeah, of course, there's definitely like a rage issue when you read out like that and you just decide to start swinging wildly at people.

Speaker 67 But he was the one guy who, like, when people are like, well, you know, he's going through something.

Speaker 41 It's like, well, he also just could just stop punching people.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it's him and John Morant. Yeah.
How do we get past our issues? Well, stop showing guns on a live stream and then stop punching people.

Speaker 110 He, uh, someone wrote a deep dive.

Speaker 31 I gotta fucking find it because it'll be very funny to read on here.

Speaker 130 But they were like, Draymond Green has a type and he only punches like euros yeah he's he's only punching euros which so all the euros jordan poo yeah jordan poole in practice oh yeah jordan poo yeah yeah but that was practice practice and also jordan poole kind of egged him on he was literally practicing to punch a euro jordan poole's plus minus what is it it's the lowest in the league it's hilarious yeah minus 250 or so he's the best for him he's never seen a shot he couldn't hit yeah they asked it they asked steve kerr about it when they when the wizards played the warriors he's like he's a success story look how much money he's made yeah jordan Poole, Jordan Poole is such a detriment to have on your team that Steve Kerr was like, yeah,

Speaker 24 Draymond kind of isn't in the right way to punch you. Yeah, like, I empathize with that.
Yeah.

Speaker 51 Yeah.

Speaker 51 Okay.

Speaker 139 Good show, boys.

Speaker 101 We got playoff football to talk about all week.

Speaker 140 We'll have some good guests to break it down.

Speaker 137 We'll obviously talk about the national championship on Wednesday.

Speaker 5 Let's finish off with some numbers.

Speaker 130 40.

Speaker 14 18.

Speaker 107 71.

Speaker 134 3.

Speaker 64 20.

Speaker 10 99. Pug.

Speaker 24 Love it, Pug.

Speaker 114 Also, if you're watching on YouTube, we have a new winner circle.

Speaker 130 Shane's got five.

Speaker 114 Check out pictures of Shane, you had five?

Speaker 89 Our winners.

Speaker 141 It's me and Hector. Fifth pick.

Speaker 21 Oh, fifth pick.

Speaker 156 All right, I'm going 71.

Speaker 114 And Bikay, you still have an open invite to join the winner circle.

Speaker 9 Crybaby Max.

Speaker 28 Oh, by the way, congrats to Max for not losing

Speaker 28 the opening act for Vegas.

Speaker 112 Memes will be doing the opening act, which...

Speaker 10 I'm a winner.

Speaker 24 So wait, Max, you finished in what place?

Speaker 63 Couldn't have picked two

Speaker 130 worst combinations.

Speaker 81 I really don't know what to expect from memes.

Speaker 51 Well, memes keeps saying I don't have to stand up myself.

Speaker 24 So memes is going to do, I don't know, you might have like a PowerPoint presentation

Speaker 24 of memes, various memes. Yeah.
Memes through, you know what you should do? You should teach a history lesson using like just memes throughout history.

Speaker 57 I actually said that to Max. Outside representative memes.

Speaker 51 History memes. Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 94 Nice.

Speaker 28 Also, Max cheated because he took the over in the Ravens Steelers and then complained about it to a point where

Speaker 69 he did have the over, right?

Speaker 85 Oh, the graphic said he had the over.

Speaker 131 Also, that extra holiday pick that Hank wanted kind of fucked me.

Speaker 11 Oh. Yeah, it would have been Max.

Speaker 24 It was the holidays.

Speaker 57 Oh, damn. Damn.

Speaker 118 Damn. I saw Max take

Speaker 49 Max.

Speaker 156 There was an incorrect graphic, and we just, like, on the text chain, just...

Speaker 28 Basically just got under Max's skin for like an idea.

Speaker 155 I went on Saturday.

Speaker 86 And I walked in this morning and I was like, do you, is there ever a point of you where you're like, I know what they're doing.

Speaker 156 I can just not pay attention? He's like,

Speaker 153 yeah.

Speaker 10 I can't help myself. You guys are very good at getting under my skin, and I know that you're doing it, but

Speaker 24 I still have to fight back.

Speaker 148 What is that picture, Jake?

Speaker 125 Right here? Yeah.

Speaker 114 It's all of my scoregamies in a club.

Speaker 133 Oh, my God.

Speaker 114 I also printed out individuals behind me.

Speaker 72 Oh, my God.

Speaker 114 I did a CVS run, got the lottery ball winners by the.

Speaker 42 That's so much score.

Speaker 28 I didn't even notice it till right now.

Speaker 72 Yeah. You doubled up.

Speaker 24 What's your favorite score of me, Jake?

Speaker 133 The next one.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 24 Oh, wait, you have one framed?

Speaker 130 Yeah, this is framed. It has all the pictures on the wall and all the pictures in the collage on the desk.

Speaker 72 So you got it.

Speaker 51 So perfectly shaped. I'm happy for you.

Speaker 113 I think. Everywhere.

Speaker 114 It has to be the 70 to 20 for the Dolphins. Yeah.

Speaker 42 So you made that yourself.

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 114 I made the collage.

Speaker 92 Did you gift it to yourself? Did you wrap it?

Speaker 114 No, I just hung it up for our AWS.

Speaker 39 You should have wrapped it and then unwrapped it.

Speaker 52 I'm like, woohoo, look at this.

Speaker 72 Someone got me all my score of zombies.

Speaker 125 All right.

Speaker 30 Everyone's got their numbers in.

Speaker 123 Same again, real quick. 71.

Speaker 72 20.

Speaker 136 3. 18.

Speaker 18 99 pug.

Speaker 50 30. I thought that was 20.

Speaker 51 30.

Speaker 24 Thought it was 20.

Speaker 31 See you on Wednesday.

Speaker 24 Love you guys.

Speaker 24 saved anyway.

Speaker 24 Today's a mundane to find you. Shine

Speaker 24 up

Speaker 24 here, I'm okay,

Speaker 24 shine

Speaker 24 feel of a dream,

Speaker 24 take

Speaker 24 me

Speaker 24 by me,

Speaker 24 Needless to say.

Speaker 24 So the hot settings about me somewhat away.

Speaker 24 Slowly learning that life is okay.

Speaker 24 Say after me.

Speaker 24 I'll explore to be safe. That's all we say.

Speaker 24 I'll lay some better to be safe.

Speaker 24 Drink on me.

Speaker 24 Things that can say,

Speaker 24 oh, just to find out, raise away.

Speaker 24 You're all the things I've come to remember. If you shine shiny.

Speaker 24 You'll all be kind of

Speaker 24 many light.

Speaker 24 Be a shiny.

Speaker 24 You're all become clear when you're away, when you're light, when you like

Speaker 24 on me.

Speaker 24 Drink on me.

Speaker 24 a

Speaker 24 member of the

Speaker 24 city.