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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take football week 13.

Speaker 18 We're going to talk about every game from Sunday, the crown jewel.

Speaker 21 The Max Haters are going to have a great time.

Speaker 21 Lions back on track.

Speaker 22 We also are going to do Fastest Two Minutes, as always.

Speaker 26 and because it was a crazy weekend and college football championship weekend, the playoff is set.

Speaker 30 We will be discussing that and how Florida State got screwed.

Speaker 33 So great Monday show for everyone.

Speaker 34 Football, football, football.

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Speaker 1 Welcome to Part and My Take.

Speaker 42 Today is Monday, December 4th,

Speaker 44 and it's week 13.

Speaker 43 Gonna get them.

Speaker 49 We start in Texas, where I'm stroud to be an American, where I might be MVP.

Speaker 47 As the Texans took on the Broncos and ran the annexation of Puerto Collins to the tune 191 yards and a touchdown, Tank Dell saw Brad Pitts acting in the movie Fury and said, break a leg.

Speaker 53 Too soon, boom.

Speaker 47 The game came down to the last drive as Russell Wilson went back to pass.

Speaker 15 And Ward, what is it good for?

Speaker 46 Stopping Cortland Sutton.

Speaker 47 Say it again now as the Texans win with a walk-off interception.

Speaker 50 Texans 22, Broncos 17. What? What?

Speaker 53 Over to Ryle John, Maryland, where it was a disturbing performance from the Commanders as Tyreek got down with the quickness and the quarterback said, two, two, two.

Speaker 45 Sam, can't I buy a vow and try to solve a puzzle?

Speaker 45 Is it IOU a new head coach?

Speaker 53 Andrew Van Pinkle was a light-colored streak through the red zone as he scored on a first half pick six. And Riverboat Ron looks like he's about to be out to sea.

Speaker 45 The Dolphins, 45. The Commanders, 15.

Speaker 57 In Pittsburgh, where the Arizona Cardinals got murried, as Jonathan Gannon said to his quarterback and tight end, you now may kiss McBride.

Speaker 47 LeBron James told us not to use the word bitch this weekend, but he never said anything about Mitch as Trubisky came in relief for Pickett after multiple rain delays.

Speaker 47 The Steelers trying to rally late, but James Connor McGregor knocked them out, leaving the Steelers looking like a dead mascot clinging on to its former glory.

Speaker 50 Speaking of Conor McGregor, buy your proper number 12 Irish whiskey today.

Speaker 31 Cardinals 24, Steelers 10.

Speaker 53 Over to the Music City where Gardner Mini Men, many, many, many men, many men wish death upon me. Minshew might be the second string quarterback, but that equals 50 cent.

Speaker 54 And he was popping them fangs in overtime against the Titans.

Speaker 53 Ryan Bonehouse suffered a brothel injury as back-to-back punts were blocked, changing the course of the game.

Speaker 53 Michael Sarah Pittman gave a super bad ending for Titans fans in overtime as the Colts walked off with a touchdown.

Speaker 45 Colts 31, the Titans 28.

Speaker 60 We now get to our program of games that were absolutely horrible to watch and no one ever wants a recap for first stop Falcons Jets with our correspondent memes in Meadowlands.

Speaker 65 We head up to MetLife where Arthur A.

Speaker 67 Smith told the Jets, stay off the touchdowns.

Speaker 53 My J Cole Pruitt was yelling, get off my dick, after scoring the only touchdown of the afternoon.

Speaker 66 Robert Murtoff Salah turned to Xavier Mel Gibson and said, I'm getting too old for this shit.

Speaker 66 Simeon,

Speaker 56 Rogers died for our Simeons.

Speaker 16 Beepoopop, you are dead.

Speaker 66 Simeon.

Speaker 32 Falcons 13, Jets 8.

Speaker 68 That one was terrible, but we got an even worse game.

Speaker 54 We're going up to Foxborough with Henry Lockwood for the Chargers and the Patriots.

Speaker 44 Over to Gillette.

Speaker 59 Where a shootout took place, the likes of which New Englanders haven't seen since the American Revolution. Bryce Hall Barringer said he's not a fighter.

Speaker 59 He was never a fighter after putting up his best shot at total punting yards in the game, but ultimately coming up short to J.K.

Speaker 59 Rowland Scott, who lit up the scoreboard with the Lumo spell for a total of 367 yards punting on the day. Speaking of J.K.

Speaker 59 Rowling, Cameron Dick Herr identified as he/slash him after knocking in two field goals, including the game winner, New England 0, the San Diego Supercharges 6.

Speaker 53 We go out west where the New York Jet hasn't landed quite yet as Joe Sacco got canceled late.

Speaker 53 The Rams ran the Aeropostale raid offense with their puka necklaces as Cooper Cuppa Noodles chipped in having the sidelines cheer like raw men.

Speaker 53 John Johnson, whose name literally translates to Glory Hole, stuck his head through the wall and sucked away a deep ball.

Speaker 9 And Browns lose as LA takes down Cleveland.

Speaker 53 36 to 19. We now go over to the city of brotherly love with our Chief Eagles correspondent, our bird man, Max.

Speaker 72 We head over to Philadelphia where the 49ers won the Super Bowl in week 13.

Speaker 72 Big Dom Toretto DeSandro took it personally when Dre Greenlaw tried to threaten the family, but the birds were unable to fight for his honor.

Speaker 73 AJ Soprano Brown returned to his dominant self, but was left looking at his final stat line saying, So what? No fucking TD now?

Speaker 73 One, two, three, Bo Samuels backed up his shit talk by scoring a trio of touchdowns against the trash village secondary and ultimately smushed the birds. Two-seed 49ers, 42, one-seed Eagles, 19.

Speaker 54 Boom, boom, boom.

Speaker 56 You develop a little bit of an Italian accent over there, Boom.

Speaker 73 Hey, I mean, it was kind of an Italian show there.

Speaker 48 Yeah, that was a little biased there, you boom.

Speaker 74 A little bias.

Speaker 73 Oh, no, I've just reported the facts.

Speaker 75 standing on a corner Jameis Winston down and Nola such a fine sight to see

Speaker 14 It's Jericho my lord throwing Sam Laporte The lions looking good nine and three But you're not to see

Speaker 14 cap They're biting e

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Speaker 78 And just like always this song ends our recap the lions go marching 33-28.

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Speaker 81 Okay, week 13 in the books.

Speaker 18 We're watching right now, Packers, Chiefs, which we will talk about at the end.

Speaker 19 And it's bullshit right now because Jordan Love just keeps throwing balls up and they somehow get completed.

Speaker 39 I also want to say that I love the new wrinkle that we do where whenever someone in this room has a bad loss, they have to write a boomer about it because Max memes, Hank, great job.

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Great job all around.

Speaker 56 Max, I laughed out loud at some of your Soprano stuff, though. Yeah.

Speaker 32 Yeah. No fucking.
What, no fucking TD?

Speaker 85 TD?

Speaker 56 You know, there was one moment today in the Eagles game where Max actually got mad at AJ and he goes, fucking AJ.

Speaker 86 Yeah.

Speaker 56 And he sounded like Tony Soprano.

Speaker 17 Sounded exactly like it.

Speaker 33 It was awesome.

Speaker 56 And he didn't realize it.

Speaker 71 That's what made me think of it.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 87 So, all right, we're going to talk about every game.

Speaker 19 We're also going to talk college football this week on Monday's show because a lot went on, so that deserves some time.

Speaker 21 But let's start.

Speaker 42 Let's dive right in to Sunday, which we'll just be honest, there wasn't like a ton of great football being played.

Speaker 56 There were a couple good games. Yeah.
The Texans-Broncos game was pretty good at the end. The Saints tried to make it a good game against Saturday.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so that was the first game I listed.

Speaker 31 Those are the two first games. That was was the best one.

Speaker 24 I had Lions 33, Saints 28.

Speaker 42 First game listed.

Speaker 42 The Lions jumped out to a 21-0 lead in like six and a half minutes.

Speaker 94 The Saints,

Speaker 52 I got very frustrated.

Speaker 30 We actually were watching the game, and I was like, get the Saints off the main TV.

Speaker 95 I can't watch them anymore with sound because they're so frustrating to watch.

Speaker 18 But the Lions defense will keep any team in the game.

Speaker 39 And it looked for a second there like they were going to blow like the perfect start to a game, but but they hold on.

Speaker 61 They're 9-3.

Speaker 102 They are, I think they, I think, I can never do the math.

Speaker 63 It's not as simple as, it feels like it's not as simple as baseball, even though it's the exact same math.

Speaker 19 The magic number?

Speaker 60 Yeah, they're like, I think their magic number might be five.

Speaker 56 Well, the Lions have now officially won the NFC South because they beat every team in the NFC South this year.

Speaker 30 Yes, but they are on the precipice at 9-3 in the second-place teams being 6-6 in the Vikings and possibly 6-6 in the Packers.

Speaker 30 So they are on the precipice of having their first home playoff game since 1993.

Speaker 56 The tricky part is that they still have two games left against the Vikings. Yes.
So we have to watch out for that.

Speaker 56 But yeah, the Lions, it felt like the game was over after like six minutes into the game.

Speaker 56 I've changed my mind.

Speaker 56 So as we're not Saints fans, so it's very easy for us to say just put Jameis Winston in the game all the time because he's more entertaining for us to watch as somebody that doesn't have a dog in the fight.

Speaker 56 If I was a Saints fan, I would still want Derek Carr out, but they should just let that offense run through Taysom Hill all the time. Yeah.

Speaker 56 There's nobody like him in the NFL. He seems to be effective at moving the chains.
The offense is something that

Speaker 56 you can't really prepare for that well. It's like facing the triple option if you're in college.

Speaker 56 If you have a Taysom Hill game, you haven't played an offense like that all season, and Taysom Hill is good enough at being a quarterback and good enough running with the football, where I feel like he would be a much better starter than Derek Carr.

Speaker 57 And I also think that Taysom Hill, there's a human element to Taysom Hill, that a defense probably would just get so sick of guarding him because it's either a pass, he's okay as a passer, but when he runs, he's just going to try to run everyone over.

Speaker 6 And at some point, it feels like Taysom Hill never runs out of energy.

Speaker 103 But yeah, I agree.

Speaker 6 It's the Saints are, the Saints just have to admit that they suck and they have to start blowing everything up because the Saints have been doing this for, it started at the end of the Breeze era and it's been going on ever since where they just continually kick the can down the road.

Speaker 104 The Saints are 70, next year they're going to be $71 million over the cap.

Speaker 108 Oh, the Saints.

Speaker 54 I don't even know how that's possible.

Speaker 56 The Saints are always in Cap Hell. They've been in Cap Hell for the last six years.

Speaker 15 But why wouldn't they just start trading people?

Speaker 56 I know. The cap doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 Start cutting, start trading, just reset everything. I don't know.

Speaker 20 Like, if you're a Saints fan, you have to want a fresh restart because they've been holding on for what feels like a decade now to a lot of the same pieces.

Speaker 63 And yeah, they got robbed in the NFC championship game when, you know, the Rams and the pass interference and everything.

Speaker 5 There were moments where they were close.

Speaker 56 But at this point, it feels like the party, it's like this party's been going on for way too long and everyone's looking around being like hey should we just go home like this is we got to end this i feel like the saints are the the perfect embodiment of a team with a roster that was awesome four years ago and it still has names that you think like oh shit this is pretty good and then guys are injured all the time and like michael thomas is out again and rashid shaheed who i love was out today and that actually brings me to my other point is like the lions defense

Speaker 118 They'll keep everyone in the game because we joked about it on Friday how Dennis Allen says this is an explosive offense the Saints have.

Speaker 103 He was right today.

Speaker 98 Chris Olave was incredible, and they only had really Chris Olave.

Speaker 48 Jimmy Graham scored a touchdown.

Speaker 33 Jimmy Graham, everyone in the room was like, Jimmy Graham, he scored a touchdown.

Speaker 26 So the Lions, I don't know what they're going to be able to do in terms of figuring out what to do on defense because every game is just going to be a heart attack for them where it doesn't matter what lead they have.

Speaker 63 Everyone's still in this game.

Speaker 56 Yeah, they're just hoping to outscore everybody. And if you're a Lions fan, or at least I do, I want to see Jamison Williams get the ball in space way more often.

Speaker 56 I feel like he's always open, streaking down the field. They'll throw like one deep shot to him per game.

Speaker 56 They gave him the ball on, it was either a reverse, end around, something like that at the end of the game. They kind of iced it and got him in open space.
He is so fucking fast. Yeah.

Speaker 56 Get him the ball in space, and then I think you'll be able to outscore almost everybody. But yeah,

Speaker 56 the defense is an issue. Hutchison had that one hit on Derek Carr, which I think we might have like a competitor to Drew Brees's 16-cracked ribs that he had that one season.
Yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 56 It was a nasty hit that Derek Carr took. And then when Taysom came in the game, you're right.

Speaker 56 I think he delivered. He like tackles guys

Speaker 56 as they're trying to tackle him. He's like, if you're going to take me out, I'm going to take you out first and like wrap you up and take you to the ground as I go down myself.

Speaker 5 He treats a football game like who will tap first.

Speaker 88 It doesn't really matter about yards and like, you know, production.

Speaker 87 It's like, I'm just going to try to physically beat up everyone on the defense.

Speaker 19 And when there's no one left, then we win.

Speaker 56 Yeah, he's going to try to run into your face if you're a linebacker.

Speaker 56 And And then the next time you try to tackle him, maybe you'll be like one step slower because you don't want to get hit in your face.

Speaker 56 So he gets an extra two yards off that. So I actually think that the Saints, if they want to win, and you still have a chance to win the NFC South.
Which is crazy. Which is crazy.

Speaker 56 You're not a very good team, but that division's garbage. So you have a chance to win.
If you want to win, just do all Taysom all the time. Put Jameson occasionally.

Speaker 56 I like him as like a change of pace guy.

Speaker 25 But you need a punt.

Speaker 87 They should want to lose.

Speaker 62 If you're a Saints fan, and maybe I'm way off.

Speaker 58 Saints fans can tell me I'm stupid for this.

Speaker 87 But if I were a Saints fan, I would want to lose because I would want for there to be, like, the worst thing that could happen to the Saints is they somehow get into the playoffs as the NFC South representative, lose a game, and then they can tell themselves, oh, we were, we were pretty close.

Speaker 124 We were a playoff team. Like,

Speaker 62 you just got to hit reset on everything.

Speaker 92 Everything.

Speaker 56 Just a reminder, Dennis Allen, as a head coach, his record is now 20 and 45.

Speaker 32 He's so bad.

Speaker 28 The other big story from this game was the chain gang guy who probably had the worst injury of any chain gang operator of all time.

Speaker 125 Seeing Cool Hand Luke.

Speaker 39 Yeah, Cool Hand Luke shaking it over here, boss.

Speaker 95 It was crazy.

Speaker 79 He got carted off.

Speaker 87 They stopped the game. He got carted off.

Speaker 91 That's how bad he broke his leg on the sideline and they showed it and he was screaming.

Speaker 58 I feel bad. I shouldn't laugh.

Speaker 17 I'm not laughing, but I am also laughing because it's just got to suck to be like wearing the, you know,

Speaker 84 the visor, the bib, and then getting carted off and having an NFL game stop because you have to get carted off.

Speaker 56 Yeah, anytime you get severely injured in a bib, it's not a very good look. And he didn't have that human reaction that most people have where your body goes into shock for a second.
Yeah.

Speaker 56 He was immediately in pain.

Speaker 19 And it was just his leg, they had that one shot where his leg was just dangling and you're like, oh my god.

Speaker 56 One thing that I love is when players, if they run over a cameraman or a chain gang guy or anybody on the sidelines, if they stick around, they help him up, they give him like a little hug. Yeah.

Speaker 56 You should not be penalized.

Speaker 56 They should continuously reset the play clock to give a player enough time to like pick a guy off the ground and make sure he's okay and like you know just get him back in the zone, tell him a little joke, learn a fact about his family.

Speaker 56 Yeah. Something.
Because it's it I understand why Kamara had to like run out of there after he saw that the guy was injured. He's got to get back on the field for the next play.

Speaker 56 But just from a human element side, Roger Goodell, I know you're a longtime listener, big time AWL.

Speaker 56 Just

Speaker 56 reset the play clock. Let the guys take care of the people on the sidelines when they run them over.

Speaker 116 Getting injured in a bib.

Speaker 99 That's just a bad, like there's things you just don't want to be.

Speaker 88 You don't want to get injured injured naked.

Speaker 116 You don't want to get injured in a bib.

Speaker 56 Pretty much a baby if you get injured in a bib.

Speaker 26 Yeah, it's just like, because you know that he had to go off that, you know, he gets carted off and then they're in the tunnel and he's probably like writhing in pain and they're looking at him and they're like, hey man, we're going to need this bib.

Speaker 121 Do you get access?

Speaker 60 We're going to need someone else to be on the chain gang.

Speaker 33 We're going to have to take this bib from you.

Speaker 56 Do they have a backup? An emergency

Speaker 56 third string guy. Do you get access to the team's healthcare professionals and their facilities if you get hurt on the chain gang?

Speaker 19 yeah, if I were on the chain gang and I got rolled up like that guy and I was just sadly crying in my bib in the tunnel, I'd be like, Can you at least give me some Torridol?

Speaker 105 Yeah, like, just at least give me some Torradol.

Speaker 25 Let me feel fine for a minute.

Speaker 56 I'd be like, shoot it up and send me back out there.

Speaker 98 Yeah, give me a prescription, Doc.

Speaker 58 I had one last thing. Sam Laporta is awesome and a fun stat.

Speaker 61 Sam Laporta had 140 yards on Sunday.

Speaker 119 So he got very close to Iowa's entire yards output on Saturday.

Speaker 88 They had 155 yards against Michigan.

Speaker 132 Sam Laporta had 140 yards.

Speaker 5 And I just, I know we're going to talk college football and the playoffs and everything, but I have a fun stat from you from the Iowa season, which I have professed my love for Iowa because they piss everyone off so much.

Speaker 19 But Iowa, do you know that Iowa had over 1,000 yards more punting than offense this year?

Speaker 103 They had 3,052 yards offense, 4,119 punting yards. They were 133 out of 133 on offense.

Speaker 64 They were first out of 133 on punting.

Speaker 97 That's awesome.

Speaker 19 So Jay Kuda had that set.

Speaker 124 Like, it's beautiful.

Speaker 42 But Sam Laporta, I don't know how Iowa has the best tight ends and these offensive, like awesome offensive players, and then they just don't play offense on Saturday.

Speaker 56 Yeah, if you have, so you've got Hawkinson in the league, you've got

Speaker 56 Kittle, you have

Speaker 56 Laporta, you have Noah Fant, right?

Speaker 56 You've got some pretty good tight ends

Speaker 56 in the NFL, and they all dominate.

Speaker 56 And in college, they block.

Speaker 56 They're primarily like Noah Fant caught a lot of passes, but they're primarily blocking tight ends in college. And they get to the NFL.
You're like, oh, shit, you can do that too?

Speaker 92 Iowa right now, as bad as their offense, was 133 out of 133.

Speaker 33 I don't know exactly as a fact.

Speaker 2 People will say I'm maybe stupid, but I bet you somewhere on their roster right now is a Pro Bowl tight end.

Speaker 56 Yeah, or maybe even a wide receiver.

Speaker 136 Like, it's going to end up being, we're going going to see this guy in three years.

Speaker 105 We'll be like, wait, he was on that team?

Speaker 56 My favorite part about Iowa this year is that their punt returner is by far the most dynamic player that Rubert Sheen, yeah.

Speaker 54 And he's out, yeah.

Speaker 56 And they don't use him on offense.

Speaker 137 Well, he got injured.

Speaker 56 But I'm saying, like, during the season, he's electric with the ball on his hands. He plays defense.
And they refuse to give him the ball on offense.

Speaker 56 Actually, if you are going through Iowa football withdrawals, fear not. Because Thursday night, we've got the Steelers and the Patriots.

Speaker 113 Seriously.

Speaker 56 And it's going to be a backup, maybe even a backup, backup quarterback for the Steelers. If you're drunk enough, they're going to look like Iowa football.
So tune into that. That will be great.

Speaker 90 But yeah, Lions,

Speaker 38 I think all Lions fans are just going to be like, hey, we're riding the roller coaster here.

Speaker 61 We're 9-3.

Speaker 2 They're a very good team, but their defense every Sunday is like, who knows?

Speaker 22 Who knows what will happen?

Speaker 56 I mean, Bruce Irvin, still in the league. Yeah.
Did not know that until today. I think he just signed with the Lions, but he's been, I think he's been like one and done.

Speaker 56 And by one and done, I mean like one game, and then he gets injured for the last like four seasons in a row. Yeah.

Speaker 56 Bruce Irvin, first-round draft pick, same draft class as Russell Wilson in Seattle, still in the league, still making plays.

Speaker 22 Yeah, so Lions,

Speaker 92 keep just having fun games.

Speaker 10 Addison Ostranga is the current Iowa tight end. He's next up.

Speaker 54 He's next up? Yeah.

Speaker 115 Based on what?

Speaker 10 29 catches. Two touchdowns.
Okay.

Speaker 98 That might be too many catches.

Speaker 33 That's what we're saying. Over 12, 11 games?

Speaker 103 No, I'm saying like usually like the tight ends have become incredible.

Speaker 19 Like they, they're like, it's a freshman right now who's just blocking.

Speaker 10 He's a sophomore.

Speaker 25 And he'll just be like the best.

Speaker 56 Give me his, what are his measurables there, Jake?

Speaker 10 Addison Ostrango is 6'4-255 from Sun Prairie, Wisconsin. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 139 I kind of like him.

Speaker 56 I kind of like that guy. Be a pro bowler.
He's checking all the boxes for me right now.

Speaker 54 Pro bowler.

Speaker 56 All right. What if Hayden Large got into the league and was just like the most athletic person ever? It will happen.

Speaker 16 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 92 All right. Next up.

Speaker 21 Texans 22, Broncos 17.

Speaker 5 I have a question for my friend Henry Lockwood.

Speaker 69 Yes.

Speaker 129 Hank.

Speaker 87 Do you now believe in turnover luck?

Speaker 134 Yes.

Speaker 62 Literally what I said on Friday was going to happen happened.

Speaker 54 Turnover luck.

Speaker 33 The Broncos turned the ball over.

Speaker 104 They threw three interceptions.

Speaker 74 The Texans fumbled the ball a couple.

Speaker 124 There was a botched snap and there was another fumble that they fell on and didn't turn the ball over at all.

Speaker 56 I'm going to push back on you here, big cat.

Speaker 56 I think that the Texans might be the best team at recovering fumbles.

Speaker 104 Well, the Texans take care of the ball.

Speaker 19 Like I was saying that on Friday, they don't don't turn the ball over a ton, and the turnover luck for the Broncos having just every ball bounce their way

Speaker 93 was going to at some point stop.

Speaker 2 And it stopped in this game. And it also happened to be a game where Russell Wilson threw three interceptions.

Speaker 56 Yeah, the Texans made great plays on those fumbles. The offensive line were just hitting the ground, diving all over the place.

Speaker 56 There's so many small things that the Texans do really well that end up making them win these close games because they are the king of close games in the NFL right now.

Speaker 56 And CJ Stroud, you just know when he's dropping back and he gets, his body like relaxes, you can see his shoulders just like lose all the tension. He's about to make a sick throw.
Somebody's open.

Speaker 56 He's about to do it.

Speaker 56 Like you said last week, the game moved so slow for him. Whatever his processing speed is, whoever leaked the information about CJ Stroud not being able to pass that S2 cognition test, genius.

Speaker 140 Test ever.

Speaker 56 Genius smokescreen because that guy processes things so quickly.

Speaker 35 And it actually, the Broncos did get a little bit of turnover luck in this game that kept him in the game because it could have been even like the Texans couldn't have it could have been a game that didn't have to come down to the last play of the game with Russell Wilson throwing an interception in the end zone that

Speaker 89 strip that they called they whistled the running back

Speaker 84 forward progress was the dumbest whistle ever like I think we've gotten better in football that they let them play the play out and then they'll go review it That was like an old school, like 10 years ago, where they just whistle the minute there's contact because that was as clear as a fumble could be.

Speaker 87 And the running back was trying to make a move.

Speaker 104 He was trying to shed the tackle.

Speaker 56 There was another play, too, with C.J. Stroud, where he got tackled.
He got sacked. And the second the Broncos linebacker put his finger on him, the ref blew the whistle.
C.J.

Speaker 56 Stroud kept backpedaling away from the sack. Probably should have had another six yards on it, but they said he was in the grasp as soon as contact.

Speaker 22 Big forward progress crew.

Speaker 56 Huge forward progress.

Speaker 31 Big forward progress crew.

Speaker 105 But yeah, this was more.

Speaker 92 So C.J.

Speaker 63 Stroud's been the story this year for the Texans in the league.

Speaker 20 I thought this game was more about the Texans' young defense showing up because Derek Stingley was incredible.

Speaker 57 He had two interceptions.

Speaker 115 Second one was awesome.

Speaker 95 And then Will Anderson had two sacks and a bunch of pressures.

Speaker 71 And it was like this Texans' defense has now come along to a point where they can play on both sides of the ball, and they're just a good team.

Speaker 56 Yeah,

Speaker 56 you were correct about your take going into this game with a fumble luck, turnover luck. I was just a little bit early on the tank delta.
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 54 Do you feel like you just have to?

Speaker 56 I feel terrible about that.

Speaker 56 So what happened was, and I apologize to the listeners, we try not to get things right on this podcast, but I realize that when you say something like, this player's out, you should probably get that one right.

Speaker 37 That's fine.

Speaker 141 I believe you.

Speaker 133 Tank Dell, I went and checked my lineup, and I was like, oh, no, he's fine.

Speaker 56 I got so many people from the fantasy football community being like, what's your source on Tank Dell? I haven't heard this.

Speaker 56 My source was I read a practice injury report where Tank Dell was out with a calf injury. I thought that meant that he was out for the game.
I thought it just said Tank Dell out.

Speaker 56 I didn't dig any further. That's on me.
I should have dug one level further. Well, now he's out for the season.
Now he's out for the season. I did feel bad.

Speaker 56 I even put a bet in of him to score a touchdown. And if he had scored, I was going to give it to somebody who had been negatively, adversely affected by my erroneous Tank Dell reporting.

Speaker 56 But unfortunately, he got hurt, which sucks because he's awesome, and the Texans' offense is way better with him in it. But that didn't really stop CJ today.

Speaker 17 That's one of my favorite parts about this podcast because we get so many things wrong.

Speaker 27 But if you are like a Texans fan or own Tank Dell in fantasy, fantasy, you like stop and you're like, wait, they're wrong.

Speaker 1 It's like, dude, if you, if you knew what we were, if you were following every team as closely as you're following the Texans or Tank Dell, you'd realize we get everything wrong.

Speaker 56 Yeah, so a lot of stuff.

Speaker 27 It's just that you just had this happened to affect you personally, and you're like, that's wrong.

Speaker 56 I was just a little early on the news. I feel bad for him because it's a fibula, and I don't know,

Speaker 56 depending on how bad a fibula is, maybe he could be back if they make a run in the playoffs.

Speaker 25 They did say out for the season already, so.

Speaker 56 Yeah, it's the non-weight-bearing bone. I've had that one.

Speaker 138 Okay. It's not great.

Speaker 20 They have Nico Collins, though.

Speaker 56 Yeah, who's really good. What do you have? 190 yards?

Speaker 140 191 yards, nine catches.

Speaker 89 And it did feel, it felt like the Broncos kind of just ran out of the luck that they've been running on.

Speaker 134 I still think the Broncos could potentially get into the playoffs, but everything had been bouncing right for them.

Speaker 99 And then you had Russ, I think two out of the three interceptions were bad.

Speaker 87 And you had Russ kind of like fall back to earth a little bit.

Speaker 123 And now they are back into a,

Speaker 140 I mean, probably have to win every game.

Speaker 100 I mean, I don't know

Speaker 2 what the seven seed's going to be in the AFC.

Speaker 123 What do you think? Ten wins or 11?

Speaker 56 I think 10 wins is 11.

Speaker 82 10, so they're going to have to win four out of five down the stretch.

Speaker 56 They're going to have to pass the Colts. Yeah.

Speaker 34 And

Speaker 15 we'll get to the Steelers, but we have it coming up in a minute.

Speaker 48 But

Speaker 25 the Steelers, like, we should, as much as it's an injustice for Florida State, like, we should do a committee for the playoffs because I don't want to see the Steelers play the playoffs.

Speaker 14 I don't want to see the playoffs.

Speaker 56 The starting quarterback just got injured.

Speaker 54 Yeah, you have to think they're a different team.

Speaker 56 Different team. I don't want to see this team in the playoffs.
Yeah.

Speaker 122 Like, there should be a, there should maybe be a fan vote for the seventh seat.

Speaker 136 If there's, I wouldn't, I would actually not be opposed to a fan vote for the seventh seat.

Speaker 10 Well, it's the biggest market.

Speaker 71 Well, no.

Speaker 54 Probably. If it was

Speaker 3 like, they have to be like, all right, so they have to be 500 or above.

Speaker 56 If it was media market, it would be the Chargers. The Chargers would still get.

Speaker 58 But there's not enough fans.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 110 Like, I'd rather see the Bills than the Steelers.

Speaker 2 Would anyone rather see the Steelers than the Bills in the playoffs?

Speaker 56 If we're going on who the best teams are,

Speaker 56 I really do think that it would be fun just for one season to have it come down to a college football title. Yeah.

Speaker 47 Like the Texans should be in the playoffs.

Speaker 136 The Texans would be fun to watch in the playoffs.

Speaker 56 Right now, close your eyes. Bills, Steelers, neutral field, who wins that game?

Speaker 103 Do you want to see the

Speaker 2 Chiefs or the Ravens play the Steelers, or do you want to see them play the Bills?

Speaker 56 Well, the Bills have some really good losses on the schedule.

Speaker 142 They have great quality losses.

Speaker 56 A great loss against what, the Eagles? The Eagles?

Speaker 56 The loss overseas, you can excuse that. It was a travel loss.
So we'll close our eyes, pretend that one didn't happen. Yeah, the Bills should be a two-seed.

Speaker 106 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 98 And people are going to be mad at us for saying this, but I'll throw in Texans as well.

Speaker 3 The Texans, I would like to see in the playoffs.

Speaker 2 They are a very fun team to watch.

Speaker 60 All their games are a fun watch.

Speaker 23 So, yeah,

Speaker 91 the playoff chances, we said it on Friday, but the percentages swing wildly after this game.

Speaker 132 The Texans now have a decent shot to make the playoffs.

Speaker 144 The Broncos have to jump a bunch of teams.

Speaker 56 Yeah, so right now, as it stands, you've got the Colts at the seventh seed, Cleveland, sixth. I'm fine with the Colts.

Speaker 36 They're fun.

Speaker 56 Pittsburgh, fifth seed. Yeah.

Speaker 56 Actually, either the Colts or the Browns. I'm fine with either one of those teams.
Yeah.

Speaker 99 It's just,

Speaker 56 I know Steelers fans will.

Speaker 133 Actually, you don't think Steelers fans will be that upset.

Speaker 63 No, they're kind of just like,

Speaker 24 we're also sick of watching this team play full play.

Speaker 56 They understand. When TJ went down, that looked like that's the last thing they have to root for.
Yeah.

Speaker 125 All right.

Speaker 100 Speaking of the Colts, Colts 31, Titans 28.

Speaker 56 The Colts survive

Speaker 99 by the special teams'

Speaker 19 wizardry. I don't know who their special teams coach is, but he drew up.

Speaker 3 I don't know if this was more the Titans not understanding how to block enough guys, but they did have like a it was basically the guy running free to block back-to-back punts.

Speaker 114 One was so blocked that it was actually not a block punt.

Speaker 91 It was a fumble because he got there before he could even punt it.

Speaker 124 And

Speaker 112 they took out the punter for the Titans, Stonehouse.

Speaker 56 Stonehouse. He's a beast.

Speaker 87 Which, again, like bib injury, really bad.

Speaker 2 I actually think punter injury is just as sad because when a punter gets injured, they don't really put a bunch of medical support around him.

Speaker 56 No, because the play keeps going on. Right.
And the punter, I think he was going through shock because he was just laying completely motionless, like he was dead on the field.

Speaker 56 And then the play goes on around you, and there's people like much larger people than you jumping over your body,

Speaker 56 trying to get to the ball.

Speaker 136 And they don't put, like, I would just imagine if a punter gets hurt, they're not having like the head team doctor look after him.

Speaker 27 They're like, hey, we'll just have an intern just, you know, bring you into the locker room, and we'll figure this out later.

Speaker 56 Every team has a vet that they send out there, and that's for the special teams. It's for kickers, punters, to a lesser extent, holders.

Speaker 54 It's just a special injury.

Speaker 112 Not the real doctor.

Speaker 56 I can't think of anything Mike Rabel wants to do less with his week than trying to find like a fill-in punter. Yeah.
Like that's the last thing that Frabes

Speaker 79 Bolk did a good job.

Speaker 56 He did okay, yeah. But you know that Rabel is going to sit down at his desk and be like, fuck, I have to like find a backup punter now to join our team.

Speaker 56 How do I even, I don't, I don't want to do that. Who cares?

Speaker 145 Yeah.

Speaker 88 And Ryan Tannehill came in and not the best hold on the extra point that could have won them the game if they had gotten that because they went into overtime.

Speaker 121 Yeah.

Speaker 25 And he redeemed himself with the field goal.

Speaker 26 And then Gardner Minshew,

Speaker 88 he's hit, I think, his ceiling of Gardner Minshew.

Speaker 99 I think he's at peak Gardner Minshew right now.

Speaker 60 They're seven and five.

Speaker 56 No one has more fun than Gardner Minshew when they win, which I love. After the game, he was so pumped up in the locker room.
People seem to be excited for him.

Speaker 56 Again, they're a really well-coached team.

Speaker 42 Shane Seyken is coach of the year.

Speaker 56 That touchdown play,

Speaker 107 the Michael Pittman touchdown where they ran a fake rub route was like so perfectly.

Speaker 87 You know, we're watching every game, so it's like, I don't know exactly every single play, but I'd have to imagine they had run that rub route a bunch of times, and then to save the fake for that exact moment was ran to perfection.

Speaker 56 My two votes right now are going to,

Speaker 56 I think I'm going to give them to Steichen and then D'Amico Rines.

Speaker 24 I'm going to give mine to Steichen and Nick Sabin.

Speaker 54 Okay, smart.

Speaker 56 Coach of the year. Well, Belichick, too, because he's doing a great job of tanking.
Great job. Really good job of tanking.

Speaker 96 Incredible job of tanking.

Speaker 98 Derrick Henry is still good.

Speaker 56 Yay.

Speaker 56 He got jacked up a little bit.

Speaker 112 But he still had 100 yards. Ran too shy.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 56 the titans are you know what colts are five and one on the road which is pretty incredible and one of those wins is a road game in germany too and they won a game remember they won a game in baltimore they won a game in baltimore people forget that they beat the ravens they beat the ravens in overtime the the colts are

Speaker 56 i'm still shocked that the colts are the seventh seed right now like the no one expected this from this colts team yeah especially after anthony richardson went down yeah if if they if they make the playoffs i'm going to get an el camino for gardner mitschewits what he would want how many years do you think it's going to take for the the Titans to play on turf before I get used to it?

Speaker 88 I'm still not used to it.

Speaker 56 Do the Titans play it on turf?

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Probably forever.

Speaker 62 I just expect them to have

Speaker 67 that grass that then late in the season it gets really weird colored.

Speaker 132 I think they had it grass last year.

Speaker 56 Pretty sure.

Speaker 56 Yeah, when did they change?

Speaker 105 I think it was this year.

Speaker 20 But every time they show a Titans game, I'm like, what is this?

Speaker 138 It would get gray.

Speaker 90 Yeah. It would get really gray.

Speaker 81 I think they had it. Remember,

Speaker 17 was it Josh Dobbs versus the Cowboys? They covered the spread last year on a Thursday night game.

Speaker 2 Maybe it was.

Speaker 88 It was the game that they showed Taylor Luan in a wheelchair.

Speaker 54 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was a good one.

Speaker 56 Yeah. That was a really good one.

Speaker 56 Yeah, there's certain teams that I can't ever imagine playing on turf. Like the Bears.
Yeah, no. I can never imagine the Bears.
The Commanders. Commanders can't ever.

Speaker 56 They should always have just shitty, shitty stadiums.

Speaker 25 Right.

Speaker 19 The Titans were a brothers-in-arms with shitty fields.

Speaker 56 Who's next up? Who's got the worst field

Speaker 56 besides me and you?

Speaker 12 The Commanders. No,

Speaker 134 we just said the Commanders.

Speaker 56 We said the commanders. Commanders and the Bears have awful fields.

Speaker 73 You guys have bad teams and bad facilities.

Speaker 56 Yeah, we know. Bad teams, bad facilities, bad records, bad coaches.
Who's got the worst? We got a lot of bad teams.

Speaker 124 The Browns could be up there.

Speaker 9 Jets. Yeah.

Speaker 114 No, but the Jets have fake turf.

Speaker 62 We're talking about the real turf teams that are going to, because the Titans were one of the last bastions of this is grass that's going to really suck in December, but it doesn't matter because Derrick Henry will run it down your throat.

Speaker 87 And then they made the switch, and I'm not not used to the switch.

Speaker 56 Heinz Field.

Speaker 25 Heinz Field.

Speaker 25 Oh, if the Steelers played on fake grass, that would bother me.

Speaker 56 I would quit football.

Speaker 60 That would bother me a lot.

Speaker 22 The Steelers should actually go back to Three Rivers and play on the pavement.

Speaker 56 AstroTurf. Yeah.
I saw a picture of Barry Sanders running the football this weekend, and he was wearing just like basketball shoes. Sneakers, yeah.

Speaker 56 People used to wear basketball shoes, basically, during NFL games.

Speaker 76 Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 33 Okay, so yeah,

Speaker 140 we got to keep it.

Speaker 83 We've lost a lot of grass recently.

Speaker 91 We're losing grass at a rapid pace.

Speaker 56 It's all the synthetic K2 shit.

Speaker 60 It'd be weird if Lambo ever went to it.

Speaker 33 That would be very bizarre.

Speaker 56 That'd be really strange.

Speaker 20 Yeah, but they somehow keep.

Speaker 56 The grass looks, I think they put a tarp on it all the time.

Speaker 134 They don't have the oils underneath.

Speaker 56 They don't have concerts there.

Speaker 56 They probably do have concerts, but it's not like massive events like in Chicago or in D.C. Yeah.

Speaker 49 They definitely do.

Speaker 118 Well, they have all the season ticket holders.

Speaker 130 That's a lot of weight.

Speaker 56 Let's see.

Speaker 56 Where else would you have a big concert in Wisconsin?

Speaker 31 Well, Lambeau has been.

Speaker 54 Oh, you could have it in Milwaukee.

Speaker 56 Or Madison. Lambo has, like, how many people live in Green Bay?

Speaker 28 I think it's not more than 100,000?

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 108 It's not a lot.

Speaker 12 So

Speaker 5 I doubt they have a ton of concerts on there.

Speaker 56 You think Taylor Swift's going to stick around after this game and play a couple tunes?

Speaker 23 Maybe. Nice.
For the people?

Speaker 56 It was funny how they had just.

Speaker 114 320,000.

Speaker 56 Oh, that's a lot more than I thought. Yeah.

Speaker 108 Metro area. I don't know if that's suburban, Green Bay.

Speaker 56 Sorry, Green Bay. I just slandered you.

Speaker 56 There's some events.

Speaker 98 We're saying, though, your grass looks really good.

Speaker 29 Your grass always looks good.

Speaker 144 I don't know why the grass can't be good everywhere else.

Speaker 128 Okay.

Speaker 19 Next up, Cardinals 24, Steelers, 10.

Speaker 111 The rain delay game. Two rain delays.

Speaker 63 This game lasted forever.

Speaker 25 This game also was won by the Cardinals when the Steelers at the end of the first half, Kenny Pickett got hurt.

Speaker 60 They went for it on fourth and one with four minutes left.

Speaker 140 And then the Cardinals had a 109-yard drive because they actually got a 10-yard penalty.

Speaker 32 So they had to get 109 yards that lasted the rest of the half, going all the way down the field, scoring a touchdown, and that was it.

Speaker 120 That was it. It was like, it's over.

Speaker 19 And then they went into rain delay madness forever.

Speaker 56 You know, Kenny going down with an injury should really make you appreciate Kenny Pickett if you're a Steelers fan.

Speaker 56 As bad as the offense has looked at some times this year with Kenny Pickett playing, they look way better when he's in there versus when Mitch Trubisky's in there.

Speaker 22 And they were moving the ball.

Speaker 98 They were moving the ball a little bit at the beginning of the game.

Speaker 130 It felt like they had a couple drives that, like, I know they had a field goal drive, but yeah,

Speaker 25 that was the game.

Speaker 61 And this was such a classic Steelers game for them to lose as a big favorite at home against a bad Cardinals team.

Speaker 2 And Mike Tomlinson said afterwards it was just JV football everywhere around.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah, Kyler was scampering around back there. Kyler gets very confused when he gets to the sidelines about

Speaker 56 how he should hold the ball out when he goes out of bounds. I don't know if he knows the rules or not.
There was one play in particular where he's running off to the sidelines.

Speaker 56 He's about a yard and a half short of a first down, and he started to stick the ball out with one hand, held it out about a half yard, transferred it to the other, and then held it backwards about a yard as he went out of bounds.

Speaker 92 He gets confused.

Speaker 56 He gets confused on the sidelines, but there was a touchdown pass to Rondell Moore again. And I think I dropped this nugget maybe early last year.

Speaker 56 That's got to be the shortest combination of passing touchdown in NFL history, right? Yeah. In terms of total inches from the quarterback.

Speaker 56 Unless the only thing I could think of, maybe at one point, Darren Sprolls might have thrown a touchdown to Danny Woodhead. I don't know if they...
Doug Fluty?

Speaker 56 They might not have overlapped at all in L.A., but, or in San Diego at the time.

Speaker 107 Doug Fluty to someone, maybe? Doug Fluty, maybe

Speaker 56 who is the Don Beebe? Did Doug Fluty ever throw in a dump? Probably not. I don't think they overlapped either.
But that's got to be the shortest.

Speaker 56 Rondell Moore is, what, 5'7, 5'5'6.5?

Speaker 10 Yeah. 5'10 and 1-8

Speaker 32 and 5'7.

Speaker 56 That's 5'7. That's not true.
That's not true.

Speaker 54 Kyler got

Speaker 115 Adam Harstad reported.

Speaker 56 Kyler got heal implants, and he turned his back on the 5'9 crew before the combine. Never forgive him for that.

Speaker 33 The Cardinals kind of fucked up their draft pick, though.

Speaker 114 I guess

Speaker 110 they got to keep playing, though, because Kyler's...

Speaker 98 They don't need a new quarterback if Kyler's going to be good.

Speaker 101 But yeah, they're now

Speaker 124 inching closer to the four-win team, which is there's a slog there

Speaker 140 from the fourth pick to the eighth pick is all four-win teams.

Speaker 22 That's how they have three wins.

Speaker 56 That's a good word for it, a slog. It is a slog.
It is a slog of four and nine, four and eight teams.

Speaker 56 That third pick is going to be very valuable, too. Yeah.

Speaker 54 Very valuable. So they've got to hold on to it.

Speaker 87 But I guess they also, I mean, it's a new coach.

Speaker 16 Kyler's...

Speaker 87 He's having fun out there.

Speaker 19 Trey McBride is really good.

Speaker 95 We saw, obviously, Zach Ertz has gone.

Speaker 28 That's why, because Trey McBride McBride is very good.

Speaker 90 And the Cardinals, I think the Cardinals are in that frisky territory where they're not going to quit.

Speaker 101 They're not quitting on the year.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 57 So, and the Steelers, yeah, I just don't

Speaker 33 want to see them play in the playoffs.

Speaker 56 Or Thursday.

Speaker 95 Or Thursday. That is.

Speaker 140 Especially not Thursday.

Speaker 88 That's going to test everything we've got.

Speaker 56 I'm going to do it. I'm going to sack up.
I'll be the first person to say it. I'm going to watch fucking Thursday night football.
Okay. And there's nothing you can do about it.

Speaker 138 I'll probably be asleep.

Speaker 32 No, we got to do the show, Hank.

Speaker 10 Well, luckily, we'll have other content.

Speaker 103 Well, no, but we're going to do the...

Speaker 32 Hank, you've got to do the show after you do your 24-hour stream.

Speaker 144 Got it.

Speaker 127 Yeah, that's part of the deal. Did you not think we were going to do the show?

Speaker 74 After the game.

Speaker 60 We'll do most of the show while you're in the box with Max, but after the game, we're going to do the beginning of the show.

Speaker 127 And then I'll edit.

Speaker 56 Yeah, during the game, I'll probably be asleep.

Speaker 9 What?

Speaker 80 I'm going to be up for 24 hours.

Speaker 51 You're not going to watch your Patriots?

Speaker 94 It's going to put me to sleep.

Speaker 134 But, Hank, can't you...

Speaker 56 Listen, people love to see delirious Hank. Tired Hank is actually my favorite Hank.

Speaker 138 He's doing 24 hours straight.

Speaker 56 Hank, you're very funny when you don't have any sleep.

Speaker 43 Tune in Wednesday and Thursday.

Speaker 15 The good news,

Speaker 32 by the way, is

Speaker 127 I don't think the Steelers will make the playoffs, especially if Kenny's hurt.

Speaker 89 They have the Patriots, which they should win, but that

Speaker 56 wins anyone's, yeah.

Speaker 29 And then they have to play at the Colts.

Speaker 32 Bengals at home, and then they finish with at Seahawks at Ravens.

Speaker 56 Yeah, I could see them losing four of those, maybe five.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it felt like if they didn't win today, then it's because like if they win today and they end up, you know, whatever they were going to be, eight and four,

Speaker 21 now they're seven and five.

Speaker 56 This was a must-win for the season.

Speaker 126 This was a must-win.

Speaker 3 But it's probably for the better.

Speaker 62 It's probably for the better.

Speaker 2 We've got to figure some things out in Pittsburgh. I like the Pittsburgh in the Steelers being in the playoffs.

Speaker 89 They are obviously like a traditional, you know, playoff football team.

Speaker 143 Just maybe not this iteration of the Steelers because because they're a tough watch.

Speaker 56 It's kind of like the Saints. You don't really do yourself any favors by making the playoffs this year if you're the Steelers.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 106 All right.

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Speaker 4 Falcons Jets.

Speaker 62 Oh boy.

Speaker 104 This is when we get to the tough stuff.

Speaker 89 Falcons, Jets.

Speaker 79 It was so perfect that this game started 2-0.

Speaker 98 The Jets' defense started the scoring.

Speaker 3 It was just 2-0, 7-2, 7-5, 10-5 at half.

Speaker 6 Just the perfect scoring for this game.

Speaker 56 Did you know that the Jets have more first-quarter safeties this year than they do touchdowns? Ooh. I thought that was an interesting stat.

Speaker 88 That is tough.

Speaker 22 The Jets actually outgained the Falcons on offense because this wasn't the Falcons

Speaker 22 offense beating the Jets.

Speaker 2 It was the Falcons' defense beating the Jets' offense, which is probably easy to do.

Speaker 56 Yeah, well, they went for a spark, which maybe it was the saddest spark of all time getting Trevor Simeon in the game.

Speaker 56 As far as sparks that I can remember, when you go to a backup quarterback, going to Simeon is you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel there.

Speaker 76 But

Speaker 123 good news, though, for the Jets and memes, this is very good news for you.

Speaker 87 We might be all the way back around the circle on the spark.

Speaker 2 As Robert Salah said afterwards about Zach Wilson, he's always in consideration, but to what level, like I said, I'm not there yet.

Speaker 56 Yeah, so I was going to say. I'm getting there.
I was going to say, I think we've reached the point where Zach Wilson is now the spark.

Speaker 2 I'm getting there.

Speaker 99 Picture me switching back and forth between Trevor Simeon and Zach Wilson.

Speaker 56 I think Zach Wilson could come in, and maybe he's had enough time on the bench. Maybe he's been humbled.

Speaker 122 Maybe he might have learned.

Speaker 42 He might have sat on the bench long enough that he's a spark.

Speaker 133 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's a spark.

Speaker 102 Yeah, he's re-engaged his sparkness.

Speaker 56 You know what?

Speaker 90 His flame is back.

Speaker 56 The Jets might be ready to go into Hyperdrive.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 56 We might have Hyperdrive with Zach Wilson memes. What do you think about that?

Speaker 142 Yeah, I'd rather him out there than Tim Boyle and Trevor Simeon.

Speaker 87 Yeah, I mean, it's ugly memes.

Speaker 2 The season's over, right?

Speaker 56 Yeah, season's over again.

Speaker 91 Until Friday.

Speaker 57 Until, no, we play the Texans.

Speaker 139 How does he do?

Speaker 54 Still hasn't played.

Speaker 76 Yeah, Trevor Simpson.

Speaker 105 Because he was the original spark.

Speaker 56 Trevor Simeon coming in to be the spark, to ignite the offense, and having three fumbles was not exactly what you were looking for.

Speaker 137 This game had nine three and outs, two fumbles, an interception, and a safety.

Speaker 90 It was so, and three and outs, there was also multiple times when it was like a four and out.

Speaker 19 Like it was like a get one, get a first down and then punt on the first play.

Speaker 32 It was so bad to watch.

Speaker 102 And the Falcons, I guess, get credit because they are leading the NFC South, and you had to win that game.

Speaker 98 You could not lose that game.

Speaker 90 It wasn't pretty at any point.

Speaker 93 Desmond Ritter is still not the guy, but you won the game, and you just got out of there.

Speaker 3 And credit to the Jets' defense because they have not quit.

Speaker 87 They still are playing really, really hard, and they got their two points.

Speaker 22 Imagine if they had won 2-0.

Speaker 56 So, this was, if you were to tell me, if you look at, what was the final score here?

Speaker 87 It was 13-8.

Speaker 56 Yeah, that's about, I think, what most Jet fans would have expected. And they asked Arthur Smith about this after the game.
And now, Arthur, he has a good excuse.

Speaker 56 He said, it's hard to win games in December. This was a December-type win.

Speaker 60 That was. I like it.

Speaker 56 This is big boy football. Yeah.
If you can win a game 13 to 8, that's a team that you can go deep into playoffs with.

Speaker 52 The Falcons defense actually has been playing well, though.

Speaker 92 They've gone 24 possessions straight without allowing a touchdown.

Speaker 21 So that's pretty impressive.

Speaker 119 That is, yeah. Yeah, week 10.

Speaker 24 So, memes,

Speaker 79 it's over.

Speaker 87 Rodgers, let's not do this, right?

Speaker 65 Yeah, Rodgers, let's not do this.

Speaker 74 Okay.

Speaker 34 Draft pick.

Speaker 145 Draft pick. Get off of this.

Speaker 92 You have a seventh pick right now.

Speaker 145 Yeah, and I think we're just going to keep going up.

Speaker 22 And you're in the slog, so yeah, you could go up.

Speaker 56 Are you mad at anybody in particular? Like, I feel like a lot of Jets fans are just going to play the Aaron Rodgers' coming back game. What do you want to change, though?

Speaker 56 Is there anything besides just adding Aaron Rodgers to this team that you want to see happen? Like,

Speaker 56 should heads roll because of how the season went?

Speaker 57 Well, I wish they would have just said they were fucked right out the gate.

Speaker 65 I was going through my bookmarks and I saw a quote from Colts OC Tom Moore when he was the OC during Peyton Manning.

Speaker 57 He said

Speaker 65 he was asked why the backup QBs weren't getting any reps in practice during the Peyton Manning years. Moore said, if 18 goes down, we're fucked.

Speaker 152 Don't practice.

Speaker 129 Fucked.

Speaker 57 Yeah. I wish they would have just said right away, like, we're fucked.

Speaker 126 We have no backup plan. Aaron Rodgers is a plan.

Speaker 32 Right. Now, going forward, it's just we have to see if this works.

Speaker 65 And if he is the piece, and

Speaker 54 we just have to hope everything works out.

Speaker 56 Hear me out, though. Wouldn't it be better if you did have a backup plan?

Speaker 130 Maybe.

Speaker 65 With that thinking, yes, with everything that transpired.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 34 The actual

Speaker 98 cruel part of this Jets season is that the best game that Zach Wilson ever played in his career was the spark to give you guys hope that things could be different

Speaker 26 when he almost beat the Chiefs.

Speaker 56 You know what? That might be the best loss of the season.

Speaker 79 That was what started.

Speaker 87 Then they beat the Eagles.

Speaker 6 They won a couple games.

Speaker 32 and you're like, oh, shit, the Jets could stick around long enough for Aaron Rodgers to come back.

Speaker 56 You know, the Jets might have the most impressive loss and the most impressive win of the season. That win over the Eagles.
Yep. And their loss against the Chiefs.
Yeah, I think you're right.

Speaker 56 I think that they should be in consideration for a BCS playoff system. Yes.

Speaker 123 Yes. Memes, would you accept?

Speaker 71 Yeah, I'll accept.

Speaker 133 Okay, nice. So the season's back on.

Speaker 142 Hey, what? Yeah, I'll be back in tomorrow.

Speaker 103 Okay.

Speaker 54 Yeah, Friday, you're just going to be like, listen, win this one, then win the next week.

Speaker 20 We can jump the Texans.

Speaker 56 Rodgers comes in. Are Jets fans, have you guys just completely given up or are you still mad during games?

Speaker 151 I think still mad during games, but everyone has given up.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 52 You should, that was a really, really tough game to watch.

Speaker 58 This is one of those games that the setup of our gambling cave, I like.

Speaker 121 The people who are sitting in the front row can see it all, and then we sit in the back row, and like you can kind of have an obscure view of the bottom TVs.

Speaker 2 And so I was not asking anyone to move out of my way to see more of this game.

Speaker 124 No, I was just like loosely like, okay, Falcons have the ball.

Speaker 117 Okay, they punted.

Speaker 33 Oh, Jets have the ball.

Speaker 61 Will they punt or will they turn it over?

Speaker 56 I mean, it's an important game for the Falcons because now they are

Speaker 56 in the catbird seed of that division.

Speaker 143 Yeah, they have a big game, I think, next week against maybe the Panthers who have been eliminated.

Speaker 116 Yep, official. First team eliminated.

Speaker 58 Oh, no, they play the Bucs next week.

Speaker 105 That's actually a huge huge game.

Speaker 38 Yeah. They beat the Bucs, then they kind of end the Bucs season.

Speaker 56 Yeah, because if the Bucs beat them, I think the Bucs, I don't know how the tiebreakers work, but they'd be tied with them.

Speaker 143 It's a mess.

Speaker 126 The NFC South is a fucking mess.

Speaker 56 If the Bucs beat the Falcons, the Bucs, I think, would be tied, is what I'm trying to get at.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 99 They'd be 6-7.

Speaker 33 And

Speaker 32 so would the Falcons. But the Falcons already beat them.

Speaker 56 Once. Okay, so then backup tie.

Speaker 67 Remember, it was the famous Che game where it was like, we're better than the Falcons, even though they beat them?

Speaker 26 Yep.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 107 Okay, Okay, so sorry, memes. It's okay.

Speaker 127 It really is the saddest thing to go from Tim Boyle to Trevor Simeon.

Speaker 56 Let's see if we can get, let's see if this will get people amped up.

Speaker 63 Like, what's the saddest sentence in American history?

Speaker 144 We benched Tim Boyle for Trevor Simeon.

Speaker 34 That's it, right there.

Speaker 49 That is. I think that is.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 How to depress an entire region of the country in one sentence.

Speaker 63 It's bad.

Speaker 56 It is real bad.

Speaker 33 I just like, man.

Speaker 16 All right.

Speaker 64 Something that was also bad.

Speaker 5 Dolphins 45, Commanders 15.

Speaker 56 I got a couple fun stats about this game here, Big Cat. Okay.
Because I thought it was a very interesting game.

Speaker 112 Okay. Thanks, Jake.

Speaker 56 So

Speaker 56 Sam Howell threw another pick six today.

Speaker 56 I just want to remind you that the last quarterback to throw a pick six in three consecutive games, Matt Stafford, 2021.

Speaker 56 Wow. They won the Super Bowl that year.
Thinking Soupy. So they can, we might be thinking Soupy.

Speaker 56 No, he's one game short of Matt Chubbs' record of four games of the pick six that we all remember from 2013. Okay.

Speaker 56 That was it was not good. Sam Howell wasn't the biggest problem today.
He didn't have his best game.

Speaker 56 Washington right now has given up 13 touchdowns of 30 or more yards this season. Next closest is Atlanta with seven.

Speaker 56 Washington has now given up eight

Speaker 56 touchdown plays of 40 plus yards. Next close, Atlanta with four.

Speaker 56 Washington has now given up

Speaker 56 seven 50-plus-yard touchdowns this season.

Speaker 56 Next closest is the Cleveland Browns with three.

Speaker 88 That was like all in that Colts game.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 56 We suck. We suck real, real bad.

Speaker 56 Tyreek Hill just, I'm convinced that in the first half, Mike McDaniel was trying to get Tyreek Hill the ball on specific plays to break DK Metcalf's speed record that he said on Thursday night. Yes.

Speaker 56 That's how bad our offense was. He was designing plays, in my opinion, to try to get him to break a meaningless speed record.
Yes.

Speaker 56 Two weekends ago, our team was so bad that we got get engaged in a celebration proposal off of sack bad.

Speaker 56 Last week, we were so bad that the Cowboys brought out turkey legs out of the Salvation Army kettle. We were that bad.
This week, we were so bad that they engineered like a six-person

Speaker 56 roller coaster tycoon simulator to celebrate on us for a touchdown. Jesus.

Speaker 112 That was bad. We're bad.

Speaker 92 That celebration lasted so long, we all were like, what are they doing?

Speaker 124 It took a while for us to figure out what they were doing.

Speaker 54 It had three acts.

Speaker 56 The celebration had three acts. We did lock down Tyreek Hill in the second half, though, after he put up like 140 yards on us in the first half.
Commanders are not good. The defense stinks.

Speaker 56 It's same old, same old. Ron Rivera.
This was his defense to control. Looked no different than Jack Del Rio's defense.

Speaker 56 We were on a bye week. Maybe Ron gets fired this week.
I don't know what else to say. The team's bad.
There are going to be some big changes made.

Speaker 56 I know that Josh Harris gave an interview, Magic Johnson gave an interview talking about how to build a team for like a sustainably great future, saying it would be a quick solve to try to get us to competing for a wild card.

Speaker 56 That would be like a one-season turnaround, but he wants us to be really good. So

Speaker 56 I think I'm in trust the process mode. Yeah.
I think I'm just going to full on buy in. I'm going to trust the process, suck it up.
Next season's probably going to stink too.

Speaker 56 And then who knows? Maybe we'll be good after that. But right now, I'm pretty upset being a commander's fan.
I have reached the point where I'm just full-on tank.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 132 It was bad. It was really bad.
It was really bad. Sam Pennyll's been sacked 58 times for 400 yards lost.

Speaker 56 I saw some people calling him White Jameis

Speaker 56 because he does have that boomer-bust mentality.

Speaker 56 I'll tell myself that if that's going to make me more excited to watch the team.

Speaker 55 Some people would rather him than Josh Allen.

Speaker 56 Yeah, some people would.

Speaker 133 Hank, is your back okay?

Speaker 22 You went double pillow?

Speaker 56 Yeah, I'm just trying to

Speaker 56 sit up more. Okay.
Work your posture.

Speaker 114 Yeah, it was tough. It was a tough watch.

Speaker 96 Will you have some stats, Jake?

Speaker 10 Yeah, mine was going to be the final score of this game was 45-15. It's never happened before in NFL history.

Speaker 48 Oh, I didn't even know it was a score of comedy.

Speaker 153 Is that what it's called?

Speaker 76 This is,

Speaker 62 it's every fucking week to take a picture.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 56 I missed all of the. I missed the picture.

Speaker 54 Completely missed it.

Speaker 70 So two things can be true.

Speaker 10 You can be correct that it's happening a lot, but I can also enjoy it.

Speaker 75 I've said you can enjoy it.

Speaker 8 But it's crazy. It's happening.

Speaker 136 It's happening so much

Speaker 87 I didn't even know that it was a score of Gammi until you said that.

Speaker 56 It's so much worse when you get your ass kicked so badly that that score has never happened before. Yeah.
Yeah. I honestly do think that the Dolphins could have scored 70 points if they wanted to.

Speaker 153 Well, it was their second win gami of the year.

Speaker 140 That was very funny, James.

Speaker 17 Is that what it's called?

Speaker 23 Yeah.

Speaker 71 Trying to open up a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 56 Also, fun fact, after the game, there was hot water in the showers at Knicksfield. However, the fire alarm was going off, so they had to evacuate.

Speaker 56 Ouch. Yeah, that play sucks.

Speaker 87 The Dolphins' defense is

Speaker 31 getting a lot, lot better.

Speaker 71 They are for real.

Speaker 19 They've been off fraud watch for me for at least a couple of weeks.

Speaker 60 I know they still have to beat a team that's over 500, which they have not done, but I don't care.

Speaker 37 I think they're very good.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 90 And

Speaker 115 they are.

Speaker 2 Here's a fun one, and I know this will never happen because we learned that it would never happen in 2021 when Cooper Cup hit the triple crown.

Speaker 136 But why isn't Tyreek Hill in the MVP conversation?

Speaker 110 I think he is.

Speaker 136 He's going to get 2,000 yards. I think he is.

Speaker 136 But I don't hear him talked about.

Speaker 56 Right now.

Speaker 109 We should be talking about him more.

Speaker 136 Look what we've done for Jaden Daniels.

Speaker 98 Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 56 If any wide receiver gets it, it should be Tyreek Hill. How about that?

Speaker 85 Yeah. Yeah.
Easy.

Speaker 62 There's never been a wide receiver that's won MVP.

Speaker 56 Yeah, I think

Speaker 56 you can't have Tua in the conversation. I think Tyreek Hill has now reached the point where Tua is eliminated.
All the fun Dolphins' offense stats will now go to Tyreek Hill in terms of the MVP convo.

Speaker 23 What are his odds?

Speaker 10 While you're looking at that, have you guys seen the TikTok trend of this

Speaker 106 teacher?

Speaker 10 This teacher, Miss Martinez, she teaches her kids class

Speaker 19 by Tyreek Hill's yards.

Speaker 70 I saw it. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 144 I saw it how I see every TikTok when it ends up on Twitter.

Speaker 10 Yeah, but it's pretty cool that she's teaching kids math based off of this historic season by him.

Speaker 56 It must be so fun to be a Dolphins fan right now.

Speaker 10 So fun for the first time ever.

Speaker 29 So fun.

Speaker 37 Well, Dan Marino was fun.

Speaker 153 My lifetime.

Speaker 106 Yeah.

Speaker 88 Yeah, the Dolphins are really good.

Speaker 126 Tyree Kill should definitely be in the conversation for MVP.

Speaker 56 We're having it. We're having it right now.

Speaker 54 I think he is.

Speaker 88 There are people who are having the conversation as we speak.

Speaker 124 Tyree Kill, MVP.

Speaker 56 So Tyree Kill has 1,481 yards.

Speaker 56 2012, Calvin Johnson, at this point, had 1,428 yards. So he's about 50 yards ahead, 53 yards ahead.
And he gets the extra game. And he gets an extra game.

Speaker 56 But we're very dumb. The media is very, very dumb.
As dumb as you think me and Big Cat are,

Speaker 56 all the people that actually vote on these awards are probably dumber.

Speaker 56 So if you see a nice number like 2,000, I think you'll get a lot of voters being like, whoa, I've never seen that number next to a wide receiver before.

Speaker 25 Well, and it's also a weird year because there isn't a ton.

Speaker 22 There's no breakaway quarterback.

Speaker 129 Right.

Speaker 19 Like, Jalen Hurts probably

Speaker 32 took a hit today.

Speaker 58 Dak Prescott is ascending.

Speaker 25 You know, it does feel like no one's having one of those statistical anomaly seasons that is running away with it.

Speaker 108 Brock Purdy.

Speaker 143 Brock Purdy. Oh, is he getting in the conversation?

Speaker 20 People are having.

Speaker 54 Ooh, okay.

Speaker 56 No, I do think that Tyreek Hill is active. He should be in it.
It's a serious conversation. Yeah.

Speaker 106 Okay.

Speaker 3 Chargers 6, 6, Patriots 0.

Speaker 56 Yikes. I do have one stat, Hank.
Just like numbers never lie. Just a statistic.
You can interpret this however you want.

Speaker 56 The Patriots have now lost three consecutive games where they held their opponent to 10 points or less.

Speaker 56 So I'm saying like their last three games, all individually, 10 points or less, they've lost all three of those. That's impressive.

Speaker 56 That's very hard to do. I saw some people saying that Bailey Zappi looked like he was in command of the offense a little bit better out there.

Speaker 56 They still scored zero points, but I guess that can also be possible to be better than... He had a better zero-point performance than any Mac Jones zero-point performance that I've ever seen.

Speaker 80 Yeah, I guess that's something.

Speaker 80 Sixth game that they've lost, that's a one-score game.

Speaker 77 So that's just great. Right there.
Great tanking.

Speaker 120 Great tanking.

Speaker 58 They actually, too, Hank, if the Panthers can somehow win another game, which I don't think they will, but maybe they can, you would actually have the tiebreaker.

Speaker 118 That's huge. So if you both end up with two wins, you would have the tiebreaker to be the number one seed.

Speaker 56 That's exciting. Can you imagine if Hank tanks so good

Speaker 56 that he took Caleb Williams away from the Bears?

Speaker 126 That'd be awesome.

Speaker 12 I don't want to talk about it.

Speaker 132 I'm watching the Packers.

Speaker 99 They just showed...

Speaker 115 I think Christian Watson just got hurt kneeling.

Speaker 56 He was trying to stop the war. I think he kneeled because he got hurt.

Speaker 32 No, I think he kneeled because he was trying to stop the clock or keep the clock running.

Speaker 56 Why was he kneeling? Because he's protesting police brutality?

Speaker 25 I think he was doing it.

Speaker 54 Look, he shows down right here.

Speaker 2 See? Oh, maybe he did get hurt.

Speaker 124 All right, yeah, he got hurt before.

Speaker 62 Yeah, Hank, the Patriots are really bad.

Speaker 63 Billy Zappi didn't turn the ball over, though.

Speaker 40 Nope.

Speaker 138 That's cool.

Speaker 56 How do you think about your defense, though? Because I feel like your defense is good.

Speaker 80 Yeah, they're playing hard. They're doing all they can do.
They're holding teams to less than 10 points.

Speaker 142 That's a good defense.

Speaker 112 Yeah, that is a good defense.

Speaker 48 The Chargers are

Speaker 27 not good, but they did beat you guys.

Speaker 32 The Quentin Johnson thing is bad.

Speaker 130 So they had a graphic, and Shane is a Chargers fan.

Speaker 88 He's sitting in the room right now.

Speaker 116 He knows this.

Speaker 32 They had a graphic.

Speaker 99 Quentin Johnson has 190 yards this year.

Speaker 63 There were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 receivers picked after him, and all eight have over 400 yards so far this year.

Speaker 88 I'll list the names.

Speaker 143 This is Quentin Johnson.

Speaker 5 He was a first-round pick.

Speaker 89 The receivers picked after him.

Speaker 2 I know you can do like, oh, hindsight swing, but like, this is pretty crazy.

Speaker 101 Zay Flowers, Jordan Addison, Jaden Reed, Rashi Rice, Tank Dell, Josh Downs, Michael Wilson, Puka Nakua, all picked after him and all

Speaker 116 way better than him.

Speaker 19 And he dropped a ball today that was like the easiest pass ever.

Speaker 23 If Justin Herbert, if Justin Herbert just walked off the field after it, I would have understood.

Speaker 56 It was third and 12, and he hit him for about 15, 16 yards, and he bobbled it three times and ran out of bounds.

Speaker 31 It's bad.

Speaker 58 So, I mean, the Chargers are going to clean house, I would assume, everything.

Speaker 56 Yeah, I think this is maybe the worst win that you can have if you're the Chargers.

Speaker 89 Because your offense looked terrible.

Speaker 22 Justin Herbert didn't, the guys just dropped balls for him.

Speaker 108 That's all they do.

Speaker 56 Do you feel good at all about winning 6-0?

Speaker 90 No, because it wasn't even like a win to be like, now we're like two wins away from being in the playoffs.

Speaker 19 It was a win to just be marginally closer to not making the playoffs.

Speaker 56 You know what this win is? All this win is ammo for Brandon Staley to be like, look, my defense, I've turned it around.

Speaker 129 Right.

Speaker 56 I'm not that bad of a defensive coach. We held the Patriots to zero points.
I don't know that you can really make that argument with the Patriots. No, I'm saying

Speaker 56 the stats are going to lump in at the end of the year. True.
And he'll be like, look at, like, these are the categories that dominate and factoring in that Patriots game. Don't fall for his tricks.

Speaker 112 Don't fall for him.

Speaker 56 Firebrand Staley.

Speaker 28 Firebrand.

Speaker 88 And Tom Tolesco. Yes.

Speaker 127 Picked Quentin Johnson.

Speaker 67 Shane's nodding right now.

Speaker 23 He's like, yes, please, please, please.

Speaker 132 Christian Watson got hurt.

Speaker 131 I hate to see it.

Speaker 37 I don't root for injuries.

Speaker 84 I really don't.

Speaker 37 I don't, Max.

Speaker 54 Why are you looking at me like that?

Speaker 8 That sounded like you were rooting for injuries.

Speaker 98 I said, I hate to see it.

Speaker 99 I don't root for injuries.

Speaker 116 What part of that could be seen any other way?

Speaker 8 You could say it in a different way.

Speaker 129 Okay.

Speaker 108 Afternoon games. Bucs Panthers, another one that, okay, they played.

Speaker 56 Got to be honest, I did not really watch that much of this game.

Speaker 56 Bryce Young did not look like he was comfortable under the new coaching regime.

Speaker 137 They tried, though.

Speaker 33 They tried hard.

Speaker 37 They almost...

Speaker 56 They covered. Yeah.

Speaker 79 And they tried hard. Yep.
They get credit for both those things.

Speaker 56 They did those things.

Speaker 3 And the Bucs defense is like all injuries, all the time.

Speaker 56 Klai Jacansy is a difference maker.

Speaker 124 Yeah, Khalai Jacanti.

Speaker 57 He is a difference maker.

Speaker 10 Defense rookie of the month.

Speaker 71 Yep. Yep.

Speaker 125 That's a fact.

Speaker 96 Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 87 Both these teams. I don't.

Speaker 60 I don't know what else we could spend time with.

Speaker 10 Mike Evans, 1,000 yards.

Speaker 122 Yeah, Mike Evans is a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 22 10th straight year. He's incredible.

Speaker 9 He's a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 56 I was going to say Mike Evans had 1,000 yards for a 10th straight year. Yeah.
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 94 That is cool.

Speaker 133 And the Panthers did try hard.

Speaker 51 They had a little bit of a bounce back,

Speaker 32 the dead coach bounce back, but that's it.

Speaker 56 Yeah, I guess you could call it that. I would like to see more.

Speaker 100 Covering a spread counts.

Speaker 56 I would like to see more feist. I would like to see a feistier performance from an interim head coach than that.

Speaker 56 He screamed a couple times, but I want an interim coach that looks like he's about to kick the refs' ass.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 106 All right.

Speaker 89 Let's

Speaker 2 Rams Browns.

Speaker 87 Sean McVay is really good at calling plays.

Speaker 38 That was my big thing that I wrote because the Browns' defense is good, and I know that they're banged up, but he had them going all different ways.

Speaker 19 400 yards of offense.

Speaker 140 It was kind of like Pete, you know, vintage Matt Stafford just slinging the ball around, crossers, everything, Puka Nakua, making crazy plays.

Speaker 118 They just did, I mean, Joe Flacco was cool to have back, but like the Rams, Sean McVay is still such an elite, elite coach in the NFL.

Speaker 56 One thing he wasn't good at today was his challenges. He missed two challenges.
I don't know if you have a photographic memory and the first one happened like right in front of him.

Speaker 56 Can't he just go back and review that himself and be like, oh, I shouldn't challenge this?

Speaker 56 I don't know how you go 0-2 if you're McVay, but Matt Stafford threw some awesome, awesome balls to Puka Nakua today, who's tough as a motherfucker. Yes, he is.
He got hurt.

Speaker 56 Then he came out, then he went back in, got hurt worse. Then he went to the locker room, probably got shot up, came out in the second half, and played awesome again.
He's really tough.

Speaker 56 I like Puka Nakua. Joe Flacco actually looked good today.

Speaker 58 I love watching him throw a spiral.

Speaker 56 Actually good. The spiral was sick.
He has an elite spiral. He was hitting dudes downfield.
He had a connection with Elijah Moore.

Speaker 38 He can play behind this offensive line.

Speaker 98 Yes, he can.

Speaker 56 And so he's not that great at handing the ball off anymore because he's so immobile that it takes him like a quarter of a second too long to run and hand the ball off.

Speaker 56 They need to have him like Big Ben at the end, just handing off and shotgun so he doesn't actually have to take those steps out.

Speaker 56 But Flacco was still throwing the fuck out of the football today, and it was fun to watch.

Speaker 124 Yeah, it was.

Speaker 19 It was very fun to watch.

Speaker 88 He also had a vintage show, Flacco where he threw an interception that you're like, this could be the coolest pass ever.

Speaker 19 Nope. There's no Brown near him.

Speaker 129 It's just arm punt.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it was.

Speaker 37 It felt like putting on an old sweater.

Speaker 56 He didn't see the safety coming over.

Speaker 22 Yeah, it was just nice.

Speaker 85 It was nice to see. Yeah,

Speaker 56 I'm bullish on Joe Flacco. I think he's better.
He's definitely better than DTR or PJ Walker. If you're a Browns fan, you're probably happy.
You come out of this game, you're bummed that you lost.

Speaker 56 You probably had this one as a win markdown. You're super pissed about that, but you're also like, I could see Joe Flacco taking this team to the playoffs.

Speaker 134 Yeah, yeah, I agree.

Speaker 27 I agree.

Speaker 62 It's crazy to see him out there.

Speaker 15 38 years old.

Speaker 56 He looked like a corpse at the end of his last season.

Speaker 2 But I think it's just all offensive line.

Speaker 91 Like, he was playing behind a bad offensive line.

Speaker 88 He looks terrible. Now he's playing against behind a good offensive line.

Speaker 98 He can still throw the fuck out of the ball.

Speaker 56 He throws such a nice ball.

Speaker 89 His spiral, I could just watch him throw his spiral all day.

Speaker 56 Best spiral ever. Ever.

Speaker 61 Okay.

Speaker 88 And the Rams, the Rams are ripe to sneak into the playoffs as well because they've strung together some nice wins here.

Speaker 84 And it feels like it's going to be them or the Packers.

Speaker 90 Yeah, I like the Rams. And I don't think anyone wants to play the Rams because they still...

Speaker 1 Matt Stafford's still really good.

Speaker 79 And Aaron Donald's still really good.

Speaker 75 And they have weapons.

Speaker 56 So they're 6-6. I told you, take the over on 7.5.
You got that? I told you there might be a playoff. We still haven't gotten it yet.
But at 6-6, it looks pretty nice.

Speaker 123 They're in the seventh seed for right now because the game hasn't ended.

Speaker 144 The Packers, I think, will jump them because they have the head-to-head win over them.

Speaker 56 And that's the fourth field goal.

Speaker 69 Love it.

Speaker 21 Too much time for Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 20 A minute and nine seconds left.

Speaker 56 Too much time.

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Speaker 85 Okay,

Speaker 48 last game until we talk Sunday night football.

Speaker 101 49ers, 42,

Speaker 48 Eagles 19.

Speaker 60 I don't know if that was a fumble or not, but it looks like it might be, and the Packers are going to win.

Speaker 56 They're going to let the boys play on that one? They're going to let the boys play and find out if that was a fumble.

Speaker 33 It looked like it might have been a fumble.

Speaker 56 Oh, Patrick Mahomes is pointing. He knows points.
He knows

Speaker 56 Patrick Mahomes has an earpiece or like a cochlear implant that's built in.

Speaker 3 Should we watch it?

Speaker 19 Let's watch the end of this game because I don't really want to take away from the Eagles 49ers discussion.

Speaker 56 Let's not diminish the crown jewelry.

Speaker 101 There's a crown jewel that we have to talk about, and I don't want us to be

Speaker 28 sitting there being like, hey, the crown jewel happened, and we're not even talking about the crown jewel.

Speaker 90 His shin might have been down.

Speaker 56 His ass is down.

Speaker 56 Wait, is his hand underneath his ass?

Speaker 10 Did you guys hear one of the reps today say

Speaker 25 the butt cheek was down? Yeah.

Speaker 56 He said that on the mic.

Speaker 56 The hand might have been.

Speaker 17 No, I think the ass cheek was down.

Speaker 62 This is bullshit because the Packers are going to go to the playoffs.

Speaker 87 They have the rest of their schedule is Giants, Bucs, Panthers, Vikings, Bears.

Speaker 110 The Packers are going to go to the playoffs.

Speaker 137 And Jordan Love is good, and it's fucking bullshit.

Speaker 4 It's absolute bullshit.

Speaker 62 They shouldn't get away with this.

Speaker 4 It's absolute bullshit.

Speaker 2 Jordan Love's throwing balls that should get intercepted, and they're not getting intercepted, and he looks good, and he looks comfortable.

Speaker 109 He's doing fucking Rodgers shit.

Speaker 120 The whole thing is bullshit.

Speaker 1 Nothing in life is fair.

Speaker 109 If you have to...

Speaker 62 Like, if you're trying to teach your kids why life isn't fair, just show them Brett Favre to Aaron Rodgers to Jordan Love.

Speaker 89 It's not fair.

Speaker 122 It's not fair, PFT.

Speaker 56 Well, we're too early on the Jordan Love thing, though.

Speaker 122 No, I think he might be good.

Speaker 3 But he looks so much better than he did at the beginning of the season.

Speaker 20 He's come along, and it's bullshit.

Speaker 56 I thought it was bullshit how the Colts had Peyton Manning and then Andrew Luck right after.

Speaker 25 Yeah, but then if you get three in a row, but he retires.

Speaker 56 Jordan Love might retire. It's true.
He should retire. He should retire.

Speaker 112 Dude, football is a dangerous danger.

Speaker 43 It's very dangerous.

Speaker 79 You shouldn't be doing it, Jordan Love.

Speaker 56 For your long-term

Speaker 56 health and safety. You want to be able to walk your kids together.

Speaker 1 Derek Rose, want to be able to walk my kids to graduation.

Speaker 56 Who was very confused about what happens at graduation. Yeah.
I think he was confusing walking your daughter down the aisle.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 17 It was also after he didn't play for five years.

Speaker 60 It didn't go over well.

Speaker 79 But either way, this is bullshit.

Speaker 56 I want to walk my son to Coach Caliperi's special tutor that will take the SAT for him in high school.

Speaker 43 Man.

Speaker 74 They're going to go to the playoffs, PFT.

Speaker 63 The only hope I have is that the Bears do like a Lions last year and start ripping off wins and then beat him week 18.

Speaker 56 That'd be nice. That would be your Super Bowl.

Speaker 31 It would be. Oh, Mike.

Speaker 22 It would be bigger than my Super Bowl.

Speaker 37 No.

Speaker 103 I would raise a literal banner in the office.

Speaker 103 If the Bears beat the Packers week 18 to keep them out of the playoffs, there will be an actual banner made that I will raise and have a banner-raising ceremony.

Speaker 58 And I know that sounds so pathetic and so sad, but I do not care because it would mean that much to me.

Speaker 56 Permission to go off on the NFL real quick? Yeah. They gave us five iterations of the in-the-hunt graphic this week.
Oh, my God.

Speaker 56 There was one that they, the first one they showed today, had the Bears and the Commanders Commanders still in the hunt.

Speaker 104 14 out of the 16 teams in the NFC were in the hunt.

Speaker 56 So it was the Panthers and then who else that Cardinals and the Cardinals were left out.

Speaker 37 Who might be in the hunt?

Speaker 56 The Cardinals still might be in the hunt.

Speaker 54 They're not being out of the hunt yet.

Speaker 134 No.

Speaker 56 There should be one graphic because then the rest of the graphics they showed today did not include the Bears nor the Commanders in it, but you gave us that one momentary glimpse of being in the hunt.

Speaker 138 It was great. It was great.

Speaker 56 It made me feel so much better about my season. Yeah.
And it should not make you feel any better about your season, but it does.

Speaker 22 In the hunt. Sniffing around.

Speaker 56 Lurking. We don't have the

Speaker 114 sound on.

Speaker 92 There's a personal foul on the Chiefs. I think this fumble doesn't count,

Speaker 6 so the Chiefs will still have a chance to maybe win this game, which would be very nice.

Speaker 132 On the field reversed, but it

Speaker 71 Pacheco got oh, Pacheco.

Speaker 106 He did something bad.

Speaker 67 Pacheco did something.

Speaker 19 He'd been a bad boy, Pacheco.

Speaker 138 Let's see. What'd he do? He's on the ground.

Speaker 48 What did he do? He nut shot someone.

Speaker 87 He nut shot someone.

Speaker 54 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 33 Oh, that was a.

Speaker 90 Oh, then he hit him.

Speaker 22 He also did a.

Speaker 87 He actually did the most dangerous type of nutshot is when you don't do the full punch because the full punch, you can like, all right, here comes a full punch.

Speaker 38 The Gray's nutshot can actually be way more deadly.

Speaker 56 Yeah, it's the flick. Yeah.
The flick hurts.

Speaker 57 Where it's like, you just kind of, you got to get it just enough.

Speaker 88 My son's in a phase now where he's been hitting me in the penis.

Speaker 104 It sucks so bad.

Speaker 56 I've been hitting the dick like four times in the last two weeks.

Speaker 126 It's not sustainable.

Speaker 70 Oh, Mahomes going for a PI.

Speaker 140 Oh, that was a a PI. He got a PI.
All the PI.

Speaker 130 Oh, the Packers get away with everything. They didn't call a PI.

Speaker 130 They get away with everything.

Speaker 33 What?

Speaker 54 I'm talking about...

Speaker 56 Here's the thing: for the Chiefs wide receivers, it's hard to say what's a catchable ball because they all stink.

Speaker 56 But this is what happens. But yeah, that's MVS.
No ball is catchable for him.

Speaker 114 This is what happens.

Speaker 54 Uncatchable. Oh, my God.

Speaker 44 That's badness to call the ball.

Speaker 75 Yeah, he jumped on his back. That's really badness.

Speaker 136 This is what happens when the Packers start getting their fucking voodoo going and they start winning games with bullshit things happening and Jordan Lowe's throwing up 50-50 balls that always get caught and it's bullshit.

Speaker 122 It's bullshit. And I know there's Packers fans listening right now who are just smiling ear to ear and they're loving every second of this.

Speaker 1 And you're a sicko and a pervert and you should be in jail.

Speaker 153 Memes has the Ref Jump doing Lambo Leap meme ready.

Speaker 102 Yeah, hit it, memes.

Speaker 52 Fucking tweet that shit.

Speaker 23 It's real.

Speaker 111 It's real, memes.

Speaker 103 It's real.

Speaker 56 All right, Mahomes.

Speaker 88 This is going to be a bad play.

Speaker 110 We might at at least get a Hail Mary.

Speaker 124 That'd be cool.

Speaker 157 Packers are fucking back.

Speaker 100 People are just being mean to me online. It's just like all

Speaker 12 what's old is new and new is old.

Speaker 56 I just want to get ahead of the headlines. It's going to be Tail Mary, T-A-Y-L Mary, and it's going to be a picture of Taylor Swift.
Oh, I like that. I'm just going to say, it's a PFT.

Speaker 56 19 seconds here.

Speaker 12 If you see that in the New York Post, this is all rigged.

Speaker 96 Taylor Swift was at the game.

Speaker 134 Oh, really? Yeah.

Speaker 56 I don't know if you saw that.

Speaker 56 There the walk that she did in the tunnel, and Jeff Darlington was down. They put Jeff Darlington on Taylor Watch, waiting for her to come in.
And then I noticed she turned around.

Speaker 56 She looked back at Jeff Darlington. I think Taylor Swift might have a thing for her.

Speaker 129 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 56 He's a good-looking guy.

Speaker 61 He looks taken by the league.

Speaker 56 He looks like that guy, Danny on Veep.

Speaker 126 That's going to be a pick.

Speaker 10 Maybe she's into journalists.

Speaker 70 Oh, Travis Kelsey's in the Viz.

Speaker 9 That's true.

Speaker 103 Media.

Speaker 14 Maybe.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Hey, we pay her salary.

Speaker 126 You should start dating her.

Speaker 69 Fine.

Speaker 56 Be good for the pod. Fun.

Speaker 70 Okay, last play.

Speaker 2 It's coming down to this.

Speaker 5 We're doing the rally fingers, Mahomes.

Speaker 132 He's telling everyone to huddle up.

Speaker 33 Oh, no, not last play.

Speaker 108 Oh, he had a bad.

Speaker 33 He wasted a play.

Speaker 71 What was that?

Speaker 84 He was trying to get a quick out.

Speaker 112 So this is the last play. Fourth and ten.
Okay, here's what's going on.

Speaker 140 Five seconds left.

Speaker 95 If there's a God, if there's justice in the world, this is actually the anniversary of the Rodgers Hail Mary against the Lions.

Speaker 54 Is there a day? Yeah.

Speaker 157 If there's justice in the world, the Chiefs somehow convert this and score a touchdown and then win the game.

Speaker 107 And then we can all go home happy and we can just pretend everything I said just doesn't count.

Speaker 56 See, what I would do here is I'd rush two and then put a QB spy on him.

Speaker 84 I'd agree.

Speaker 88 And then Isaiah Bond in the end zone.

Speaker 97 Oh, here comes Mahomes.

Speaker 61 Oh, he's turning around.

Speaker 56 He's going to be dizzy.

Speaker 127 And...

Speaker 31 Threw it up.

Speaker 115 Oh, someone almost caught it.

Speaker 54 Pass interference, throw it back.

Speaker 122 The Packers are going to the playoffs, PFT.

Speaker 81 Okay.

Speaker 56 Some silver lining. Swifties are going to be furious at NFL officiating after this game.
Swifties. Yes.

Speaker 54 I'm going to treat that.

Speaker 56 Guess what? You, Swifties,

Speaker 56 you joined this league. We're glad that you're here.
You're watching this game rooting for your guy, Travis.

Speaker 56 Travis got fucked tonight, probably because Rod McDella is sick of having Taylor Swift steal a spotlight from his league. I want you to investigate NFL officials.

Speaker 56 I want you to look into why we don't have full-time officials in this league. Look, the pass interference on Travis Kelsey on the Hail Mary.
Swifty's, what the fuck? They tackled him in the end zone.

Speaker 56 We need your help, Swifty.

Speaker 79 If you're as powerful as you say you are, you'd get it overturned the whole game.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 45 Do it.

Speaker 56 Do it for Taylor.

Speaker 56 And everybody else that had the Chiefs.

Speaker 56 But for Taylor.

Speaker 124 Okay.

Speaker 2 I mean, the Chiefs,

Speaker 88 that was a bad loss for the Chiefs because now the one seed is very much in jeopardy for them.

Speaker 127 Jaguars and Ravens.

Speaker 56 Yeah, Ravens looking pretty good.

Speaker 56 that's a huge win by the ravens tonight they might have won the bye week they might have won the bye week so and the packers are going to the playoffs i'm i have to accept it right now i have to just deal with what what's going to happen did you know that that matt lafleur is now 16 and oh as the packers head coach in december

Speaker 126 but that was rogers it's

Speaker 56 love

Speaker 33 they're they're gonna go to the playoffs and they they are gonna

Speaker 54 like they could win a playoff game in a in a year where they're rebuilding the they just are somehow good and they're gonna fucking go to the playoffs.

Speaker 3 Like, if they get the sixth seed, they could beat the Lions.

Speaker 111 They just beat the Lions in Detroit.

Speaker 114 Lions fans, you need to do something about this with me.

Speaker 109 We need to all come together.

Speaker 16 This is bullshit.

Speaker 134 It can't happen.

Speaker 1 Get this game overturned, Swifties.

Speaker 157 All right.

Speaker 51 Back on track.

Speaker 37 Crown jewel.

Speaker 98 Niners 42.

Speaker 28 Eagles 19.

Speaker 56 Max. Yeah.

Speaker 54 You know how to talk?

Speaker 14 That strikes you off.

Speaker 14 I'll start.

Speaker 56 I'll start. I spoke when spoken to.

Speaker 44 Do you want me to just lead the show?

Speaker 56 I'm going to start.

Speaker 56 You lost the Dom game. Yeah, that's.
You lost the Dom game. Dom got ejected.
Security Dom. I'm mad at Max.

Speaker 56 I'm mad at him because this is the exact type of guy that I would have loved to have known about for the past five years, six years. And it seems like every Eagles fan knew about him.

Speaker 56 Security Dom, except for us. Why did you keep Dom from us?

Speaker 8 Well, he's like known in Philly for being like the guy, but he hasn't

Speaker 8 done anything that's like viral with

Speaker 44 today. He's the best guy.

Speaker 157 He's awesome. You should have told us about him.

Speaker 51 And you lost the Dom game.

Speaker 128 I know. That hurts.

Speaker 71 The Dom game hurts.

Speaker 114 Max, let's talk about this game real quick.

Speaker 62 Do you think that maybe what I said about the Eagles' defense being maybe gassed was partially true?

Speaker 138 Yeah, no, that was true.

Speaker 54 93

Speaker 4 snaps on Sunday.

Speaker 107 Three games. And then

Speaker 8 in 15 days.

Speaker 98 And the Niners.

Speaker 8 And the Niners had one game in the last 10.

Speaker 132 The Niners just gashed them.

Speaker 8 Gashed them. Yeah, no, there was a lot of tired legs out there.

Speaker 102 Do you think

Speaker 95 I accidentally retweeted a tweet of yours during the game?

Speaker 8 Oh, sorry that you accidentally did that.

Speaker 87 It said, Max said, I can't stop thinking about how no one believes the Eagles will win this game tomorrow.

Speaker 6 It's fueling me.

Speaker 99 It's so fantastically disrespectful.

Speaker 6 You were going to come in here if the Eagles won this game and be just the worst max possible.

Speaker 48 Instead, the Niners ate your lunch, bullied you, in your house.

Speaker 8 Bad games. Week 13.

Speaker 75 Who cares?

Speaker 135 That was though.

Speaker 75 That was not like. That was week 13.

Speaker 122 But that was not just like, oh, this is a bad game.

Speaker 87 Like, you got pumped.

Speaker 119 Yeah, week pumped. You got shit pumped.

Speaker 8 Yeah, and week 13, you got shit pumped.

Speaker 56 So, Max, the last seven drives of the game for the 49ers, 85-yard touchdown drive, 90-yard touchdown drive, 75-yard touchdown drive, 77-yard touchdown drive, 75-yard touchdown drive, 47-yard touchdown drive.

Speaker 8 Yeah, what about the first quarter?

Speaker 54 I mean,

Speaker 54 that's seven in a row.

Speaker 141 Hank, your team fucking blows.

Speaker 76 Wait, wait, wait, wait, oh, here we go. Mac, shut up.

Speaker 156 I'm not letting you off this ass.

Speaker 56 We already dressed Hank's shitty team, which is way worse than the Eagles.

Speaker 138 Way worse. And it almost beat you week one.
It did it. That's very true.

Speaker 136 Do you think, though, that this was like the Eagles have been, you know,

Speaker 90 they've been flirting with it.

Speaker 8 They've played a lot of snaps in the past three weeks. They had tired legs.
It's week 13. We're not going to overreact over one game.

Speaker 8 They have the one seed in the NFC.

Speaker 90 As of right now.

Speaker 8 Stop saying as of right now. They have the.

Speaker 135 As of right now.

Speaker 8 Yes, they have the one seed in the NFC. What is that?

Speaker 54 No, but that's not. Can I say as of right now? Well, that's just what everyone else is saying.

Speaker 8 It's like, oh, you're going to lose this weekend. Like, you have to beat the Cowboys.

Speaker 70 Yeah, we already beat the fucking Cowboys.

Speaker 152 We're not tied to the Cowboys.

Speaker 141 We're talking about there's a lot of football left.

Speaker 56 The Cowboys are in your head.

Speaker 100 No.

Speaker 90 No.

Speaker 31 PLC told me the story about you earlier.

Speaker 54 The Cowboys in your head.

Speaker 56 That's the story from earlier.

Speaker 56 Good question, Hank. What happened was I was like, Max, you guys, it's one thing to lose to the 49ers.
They're a very good team.

Speaker 56 Eagles are still a good team, but the way that you're getting pushed around, you're getting out-physical. You're just getting really just beaten down by them.

Speaker 56 And that would be concerning to me if I were an Eagles fan. So I wanted to hear Max's take on it.
And Max was like, so what? Every team gets pushed around. Every team gets out-physical.

Speaker 56 The 49ers got out-physicaled by the Cardinals.

Speaker 56 They got their shit pushed around by the Cardinals. No one talks about that.

Speaker 56 And then I thought for a second, I was like, Max, tell me more about that Cardinals game where they just beat the fuck out of the 49ers.

Speaker 56 He's like, yeah, I mean, it wasn't like an ass kicking, but it was close, but it was the same kind of deal. They just got out physical by the Cardinals.
I was like, when was that game, Max?

Speaker 56 And then Max thought about it for a second.

Speaker 71 He's like, oh, yeah,

Speaker 56 that was the Cardinals and the Cowboys. So you were thinking about the game.

Speaker 63 All he's thinking about has been the Cowboys. Some say that you were looking ahead to the Cowboys.
Well,

Speaker 8 at that point, yes.

Speaker 54 No, but down by like or that you were looking ahead.

Speaker 8 At that point, the Eagles were getting shit pumped, so the game was over, so we were looking to next week. So, yes.

Speaker 122 Let's play a quick game.

Speaker 26 It's called rank this statement in factuality.

Speaker 8 Ready? I love this game.

Speaker 2 The 49ers are the best team in the NFC.

Speaker 71 Fact. Right? We want to play that.

Speaker 8 Yeah, let's play the right now game.

Speaker 56 Right now, yes. I don't understand the rules of this game.

Speaker 99 I just was asking you to rank this statement.

Speaker 22 The answer is right now, yes.

Speaker 56 That one statement.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Five balls.

Speaker 106 Five balls.

Speaker 38 Does that make you nervous, Max?

Speaker 8 Win this week.

Speaker 57 So you're going to just

Speaker 8 discern the question. If we lose this week, then yes, that will make me nervous.
If we win this week, no.

Speaker 2 Does it make you nervous, though? They were rested.

Speaker 61 The 49ers, you'd have to maybe play them in the playoffs, and they are better than we have rest.

Speaker 69 Do they have a quarterback?

Speaker 34 No,

Speaker 34 you wouldn't play them.

Speaker 8 They don't have a quarterback for the full game today either.

Speaker 80 No, that's because the 49ers would have a quarterback.

Speaker 77 With the 49ers?

Speaker 8 Yeah, the Eagles are going to have a quarterback for full game today.

Speaker 56 Don't do this, Max. Oh, my God.
That's sad. That's been easy.

Speaker 70 And I won't talk about the penalties. By the way,

Speaker 54 I wouldn't tell you.

Speaker 74 I mean, come on, Max. I know.
No.

Speaker 56 This is sad.

Speaker 8 No, obviously, the Niners penalty.

Speaker 56 I think it's worth 70 points.

Speaker 54 Obviously, the Niners penalties. That's a good question.

Speaker 8 The Niners shit pumped the Eagles.

Speaker 8 They are the better team right now without question.

Speaker 45 Yes.

Speaker 57 But they had 10 days of rest.

Speaker 54 We played three, we played three.

Speaker 8 It's not just obvious to be like, oh, yeah, we just saw what happened. That's what's going to happen in the NFC Championship game.

Speaker 8 There's going to be a lot of other factors that aren't going to go that way.

Speaker 2 Shane, can you make us a quote card that says the Niners are the best team in the NFC and then have

Speaker 22 a

Speaker 54 Shane, I'm Shane?

Speaker 105 That's what I said.

Speaker 37 No, well, I'm your boss.

Speaker 8 But I'm Shane's boss. Okay.

Speaker 20 Well, I'm going to say, Shane, don't worry about Max.

Speaker 104 Make a quote card that says the Niners are the best team in the NFC right now.

Speaker 134 No, the Niners. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The Niners are the best teams in the team.

Speaker 58 Same in the NFC.

Speaker 99 Make right now really small. No, no, don't even say right now.

Speaker 136 I said, what was the first thing I said to you?

Speaker 133 They couldn't even hear me.

Speaker 91 The Niners are the best team in the NFC, and then have a check mark saying approved by Max.

Speaker 74 Fact, approved by Max. Right.

Speaker 57 With the sole patch picture.

Speaker 56 With the sole patch picture. That's mean.
That's mean, Hank. Yeah.

Speaker 56 But let's talk about this Dom fella. Dom DeSandro, the Eagles CEO of security or sideline guy.
I don't know what his official job title is. He's just the guy.
He's like the sideline protection guy.

Speaker 26 Wearing a sleeve, arm sleeve?

Speaker 56 Wearing a compression sleeve, an italian patch on the other sleeve gets up and dre greenlaw's face on the sidelines pushes them apart greenlaw tries doing his job he tries to punch is that his job to like break up fights during the game his job is to protect the players i don't know if it's his job to step into security during the game okay that's if regardless i like to get into no if you were to get into a scrum would you want mike to step in and protect you i don't want this to turn into me against dom because i respect him yeah while other people were getting scrubbed and dom is dom is great i actually think it might be anti-Italian discrimination

Speaker 56 that he got kicked out because it looks like he was kicked out for gesturing emphatically with his hands, which, as the Paisons know, like he was just communicating to Drake Greenlaw.

Speaker 56 At first, when I saw that, I thought to myself, this might be a boost for the Eagles because Dom is getting kicked out. They might rally around Dom.

Speaker 56 I think it was the lack of Dom on the sidelines that cost the Eagles this game.

Speaker 56 I think that was a good trade for the Niners to get Greenlaw kicked out of the game if it means that Dom has to hit the showers early.

Speaker 8 No, yeah, it's definitely something to look into. I mean, what are the Eagles without Dom? He's been on the sideline for the past 25 years.

Speaker 16 Right.

Speaker 56 And I'm mad that you didn't tell us about Dom and Tom.

Speaker 19 Are you worried that Dom might get some repercussions?

Speaker 8 There's people talking about that, and if they do, the team will rally around Dom.

Speaker 43 Because Dom is.

Speaker 8 We'll do the whole hardball thing just for Dom.

Speaker 115 Just for Dom? Yeah.

Speaker 139 Free Dom.

Speaker 76 I like that Free Dom.

Speaker 54 Free Dom.

Speaker 76 Yeah, Free Dom.

Speaker 56 Free Dom isn't free.

Speaker 8 Also, shout out Jeff McDevitt on Twitter. He made a hilarious fuck at Dom highlights

Speaker 77 before this game even started, which rocks.

Speaker 8 And he's not getting enough credit for that.

Speaker 56 That guy is awesome. Central cast.

Speaker 56 There's no chance that you could know going into that Dom would play a central part in this game.

Speaker 141 And he just made the highlights and he already had the highlights

Speaker 71 ready to rip.

Speaker 27 One of our inside sources from Philadelphia sent me a DM with some more information on

Speaker 132 Dom.

Speaker 22 This is from a bigger man on campus.

Speaker 97 No longer a big man on campus.

Speaker 132 He said a little background on Big Dom DeSandro.

Speaker 19 He's from South Philly, then moved to North Philly, from what I know.

Speaker 90 Played high school football, and then went to Penn State and played football.

Speaker 20 He didn't appear in a game, kicked off the team for an unknown reason.

Speaker 19 Hired in 1999, likes track suits.

Speaker 149 Oh, he likes tracks.

Speaker 62 That's a scouting report.

Speaker 54 He loves.

Speaker 56 I saw Max. He showed me a picture of Dom on the sidelines, rocking a track suit.
He had the sickest fate ever.

Speaker 56 He's just a guy that you want on your side. He's great.

Speaker 76 I want a Dom.

Speaker 8 We got to get him on the show. We should try to get him on the show.

Speaker 87 There's no chance he would be on the show because Tom doesn't talk.

Speaker 119 He would not talk publicly.

Speaker 108 I want to hire him.

Speaker 74 I do too. Dom's seen some shit.

Speaker 56 It seems like Dom is a perfect fit.

Speaker 136 I'll say this right now.

Speaker 102 Dom definitely, like, when the Eagles were in their war room this year and they're like, we're drafting Jalen Carter,

Speaker 63 and they were like, Dom, you cool with this?

Speaker 33 He's like, I got it.

Speaker 106 Don't worry.

Speaker 37 He won't speed in any cars.

Speaker 56 Dom definitely checked out what happened in Georgia back. He's like, I think we could work with this.

Speaker 8 You also saw the clip where when Jalen Hurts returned to FedEx Field,

Speaker 139 he was just holding up.

Speaker 8 He was holding up the railing to make sure it didn't fall off.

Speaker 54 He held up the stadium.

Speaker 56 He was like Atlas with the world on his shoulders.

Speaker 14 He's the fucking best.

Speaker 56 Now, you mentioned this. I think you were alluding to our good friend Mike Florio, Max.
We said some people are asking to look into Dom.

Speaker 56 Mike Florio is asking why the NFL won't discipline Dom if they revoke Tyreek Hill's cameraman's credential. Oh, so he's drawing those conclusions on the side.

Speaker 34 Now, I'm going to say, Mike, you can't do this.

Speaker 55 This is

Speaker 114 Italian crime.

Speaker 112 Yeah, to be clear. Stand down, Mike.

Speaker 56 To be clear, the NFL should not have revoked that camera guy's credential either. That was fucked up that they did that.
But let Dom free Dom.

Speaker 128 I'm woke on that one, but yeah.

Speaker 129 Oh, go on.

Speaker 86 I just think that I think they planned that.

Speaker 124 And he had like a video.

Speaker 28 I'm not talking about Dom anymore, Max.

Speaker 127 I'm talking about the cameraman.

Speaker 116 I think the cameraman and Tyreek Hill planned that celebration.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 98 Right.

Speaker 110 So, like, I kind of understand the NFL's like, you can't be an NFL employee and plan celebrations with players.

Speaker 56 I'm okay with it.

Speaker 103 I'm okay with it, but I'm cool.

Speaker 25 I'm okay with it, but I thought the video was like when he was like, I'm being persecuted.

Speaker 122 I want to be like, but you guys planned that, right?

Speaker 2 Like, if he said, if he had done a video, been like, I planned a thing with my friend Tyree Kill, and then the NFL took my camera and been like, that's bullshit.

Speaker 95 He made the video sound like Tyree Kill accidentally just showed up.

Speaker 67 to his corner of the end zone and was like, oh, give me your camera.

Speaker 84 And then they took it.

Speaker 88 Like he was just standing there minding his own business.

Speaker 8 He also did the camera.

Speaker 8 Yeah, right.

Speaker 86 Like it was planned. It's okay.

Speaker 71 It's very choreographic.

Speaker 76 I'm okay with it.

Speaker 43 I didn't take the phone, right?

Speaker 8 camera, the fake camera.

Speaker 3 Like, I think it's bullshit what the NFL did. I just didn't like that he released a video looking for

Speaker 98 pity, being like, this is insane.

Speaker 19 Like, I didn't know this was going to happen.

Speaker 144 Tyreek Hill just happened to do this.

Speaker 54 Like, no, it was planned.

Speaker 14 It's okay.

Speaker 54 It was planned. It was cool.

Speaker 56 I don't think that Tyreek Hill would plan an elaborate touchdown celebration. We haven't seen that recently.

Speaker 74 Back to the crown jewel.

Speaker 96 Max,

Speaker 110 the Niners are better.

Speaker 77 Right now.

Speaker 87 Do you have anything to say about like maybe the line should have been like 20?

Speaker 71 No.

Speaker 77 It was the right line.

Speaker 129 Okay.

Speaker 76 Well.

Speaker 56 I still think the line was disrespectful.

Speaker 25 Because

Speaker 19 it was disrespectful to the 49ers.

Speaker 33 The 49ers.

Speaker 129 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 56 Silver lining in the crown jewel, though, Max. Lane Johnson ate Nick Bose's lunch.
Yeah, he did. Lane Johnson looked really good today.

Speaker 142 He looked great.

Speaker 56 He looked very healthy today.

Speaker 135 Oh, let's do whose lines it anyway. Cowboys Eagles, Sunday Night Football next week.

Speaker 56 In Dallas, I'm going to say Cowboys two and a half.

Speaker 134 I'm going to say Cowboys four and a half.

Speaker 86 Three and a half.

Speaker 56 Cowboys six and a half.

Speaker 71 No.

Speaker 76 I'll say four.

Speaker 9 I like four. We have the Dallas Cowboys.

Speaker 10 Minus three.

Speaker 134 Okay. Okay.

Speaker 56 I think I like the Birds.

Speaker 56 Hungry. I think I like the Birds.
Oh, you're hungry now?

Speaker 54 Hungry Birds.

Speaker 157 Wake-up call.

Speaker 9 The Cowboys aren't hungry.

Speaker 109 The Cowboys lost to the Eagles.

Speaker 141 It's also bullshit.

Speaker 8 We keep getting teams off of 10 days of rest.

Speaker 54 Yeah, that is bullshit.

Speaker 56 Bird Nugget of the Week.

Speaker 8 We got the Chiefs off a buy. We got the Niners off 10 days, and now we're getting getting the Cowboys off 10 days.

Speaker 56 Bird Nugget of the Week. The Eagles are undefeated in games after which Dom DeSandro has been kicked off the sidelines.

Speaker 35 That's a fact.

Speaker 98 Bird nugget. Updated playoff picture.

Speaker 99 The Packers are in the seventh seed.

Speaker 71 It's fucking bullshit.

Speaker 10 Also, the Eagles end with Giants, Cardinals, Giants.

Speaker 56 That's pretty good. Yeah.
Tommy DeVito.

Speaker 56 Him and Dom are going to have Tommy Devite. They're probably going to go for a nice steak dinner before.

Speaker 88 Yeah, Dom will probably pay off Tommy DeVito to take a dive.

Speaker 56 Yeah.

Speaker 106 He definitely will.

Speaker 88 Yeah, and also, Max, not to add insult to injury on your no-good, terrible day, Roger Goodell came out and said he wants to ban the tush push.

Speaker 153 Well, he's also a loser.

Speaker 68 Okay, that's good.

Speaker 54 That's a really good answer. I also

Speaker 43 agree about.

Speaker 8 They banned the tush push. I think

Speaker 8 we're still just going to dominate.

Speaker 85 Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 56 I think, as always, it comes down to Jerry Jones, who basically runs the NFL. He's pretty much the actual commissioner.

Speaker 56 If the Eagles beat the Cowboys because of a tush push, you bet your sweet ass that play is getting banned next year.

Speaker 8 Yeah. But But it's just the push that's like the pushing.

Speaker 56 And you'll still be fine with the normal quarterback.

Speaker 77 I think a normal quarterback's equal.

Speaker 48 The tush will still be there. Yeah.

Speaker 8 I mean, that tush is there.

Speaker 87 The tush is going to keep moving forward.

Speaker 77 It's a good tush. Great tush.

Speaker 56 They ran it with Mariota, too, and it worked.

Speaker 136 So you're not freaking out, Max, after this?

Speaker 2 Not like tweeting the standings over and over and responding to people?

Speaker 8 No, that was. I wasn't responding to anyone.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 8 I never respond to people. Okay.

Speaker 60 Except that one Villanova guy that got under your skin.

Speaker 144 Yeah.

Speaker 8 Well, he's a Nova legend.

Speaker 106 Meanwhile, Villanova.

Speaker 54 Ooh. They've lost two.
We're absolutely losing. All the Philly teams are losing.

Speaker 8 This isn't a college basketball match.

Speaker 56 No, but I mean, you do have to address Villanova losing.

Speaker 76 No, I don't.

Speaker 129 Why?

Speaker 108 No, you do. It just got brought up.

Speaker 56 They lost. People are having the conversation.
I can't say that. Our listeners right now listen to this podcast.

Speaker 77 Kyle and Neptune are also a clown.

Speaker 56 Because we're a sports podcast, Max. So address Villanova losing.

Speaker 56 Villanova is really bad against Philadelphia teams.

Speaker 129 Oh.

Speaker 54 Okay.

Speaker 96 All right.

Speaker 48 Well, I'm excited for Sunday night football next week.

Speaker 51 Max, we're going to get peak max.

Speaker 89 We're going to try our best.

Speaker 28 We'll try to record a little early so maybe we can stream and people can watch Max.

Speaker 157 I hate to have to do this again.

Speaker 56 I think that's the crown jewel for next time.

Speaker 108 I think that's the crown jewel.

Speaker 76 You're 0-1 in crown jewels. That's what we're doing.

Speaker 76 No, you're 0-1 in crown jewels.

Speaker 70 We also have Bills Chiefs.

Speaker 141 Oh, we got two crown jewels.

Speaker 28 I still probably take crown jewel is.

Speaker 56 Oh, that's Bill's Chiefs. That might be.
If you have two crown jewels, you don't have one. Yeah.
We got to figure it out. We'll do the math on it.
We'll figure out which one's the actual jewel.

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Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 37 College football.

Speaker 2 The playoff has been announced. Michigan's the one seed.
Washington's the two seed.

Speaker 3 Texas, three.

Speaker 115 Alabama, four.

Speaker 18 And it has been quite a two days of discourse.

Speaker 58 College football at its finest, people getting mad.

Speaker 74 Let's start first with Florida State.

Speaker 95 I think you and I probably agree, PFT, two things can be true at the same time.

Speaker 99 I know this is hard for the diehard college football fans who get mad at everything, and I love them because I am one myself, but two things can be true at the same time.

Speaker 111 Florida State deserved to be in the college football playoff.

Speaker 29 The college football playoff is better off with Alabama in it.

Speaker 56 Yeah, so if you asked literally any Division I coach, I suspect it would be about 100%.

Speaker 56 Who would you rather play, Florida State or Alabama? I think they would all say they would rather play Florida State.

Speaker 56 I think Alabama is the better team right now, but Florida State got absolutely jobed. And we told you it was going to happen when we talked to Kirk Herbstreet.

Speaker 56 We could see a world where Florida State goes undefeated, and then the committee is like, no, you know what?

Speaker 56 We're just going to have it be one of the, you know, you hate to say like big boys because Florida State is a historic brand in college football.

Speaker 56 But if you're talking about just the matchup of the game and the ratings in the game, yeah, it's going to be fucking Alabama. That's the reality.

Speaker 56 And also, you got fucked because this is the last year of this playoff format. They don't have to worry about what the precedent is moving forward.
Correct.

Speaker 56 I think that if there were like two more years after this, or if this was just the way that it was, where there's going to be a Final Four for the next 30 years, I think they probably would have put Florida State in because they don't want to have to worry about that coming up to bite them in the ass in the future.

Speaker 56 Where they're like, oh, clearly this one team that's on like a nine-game winning streak and demolishing teams is better than the team that's undefeated and won their power five conference, which, by the way, crazy that there's power five, there's five conferences, there's four spots in the college football playoffs.

Speaker 22 Oh, that was that happened when they fucking did the whole thing and all these conference.

Speaker 54 They're the dumbest.

Speaker 38 The commissioners are so stupid and they just kill themselves every single way.

Speaker 63 It's absolute bullshit because you're basically saying the season does not matter, and what you do to get there, they're just going to go with, oh, who we like right now.

Speaker 1 Florida State going 13-0, beating a Louisville team I know is not great, but they were a top 15 team, and their defense completely shut them down.

Speaker 56 Florida State's defense is incredible.

Speaker 143 But Florida State, so part of me thinks, like the woke part of me thinks that

Speaker 109 the college football playup.

Speaker 19 Part of them doing this right now is also to make it so that there's less complaints, and I know they don't really care about this, but there will be less complaints about the 12-team playoff now that they've had this injustice happen.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 22 Because everyone's going to be like, well, what was the alternative?

Speaker 19 You leave a 13-0 Florida State out.

Speaker 2 Florida State just got screwed by this four-team playoff from the start to the finish.

Speaker 101 If you remember back in 2014,

Speaker 64 the first ever college football playoff, four-team playoff.

Speaker 2 Florida State was undefeated, and they were third in the final standings behind Alabama, who had one loss, and Oregon, who had one loss.

Speaker 6 That was the game Jameis Rose Bowl lost to Florida.

Speaker 56 Funny fumble by Jameis.

Speaker 20 They literally went bookends of getting screwed over by this committee.

Speaker 42 And the problem is

Speaker 103 the whole point of the playoff is to get it so that there is an undisputed national champion.

Speaker 2 If Florida State goes and beats Georgia in their bowl game, which they might not, they'll probably get smushed because Georgia is a better team and Florida State doesn't have their quarterback, Jordan Travis.

Speaker 119 I get it.

Speaker 86 That will probably happen, but it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 If they win that game somehow and they're undefeated at 14-0 and they beat Georgia, how can you say there's an undisputed national champion?

Speaker 56 That's what's great is if Florida State happens to beat Georgia, claim that national championship.

Speaker 56 Claim it. Just claim it.
Just say it. Pull the UCF.

Speaker 56 There's no rules saying that you can't declare yourself national champion if you're undefeated. That's what I would do.

Speaker 56 And if you're Florida State, there's probably a good chance that you would have lost in this playoff, but we never know.

Speaker 56 Like, you can't say for a fact. Jordan Travis said, I wish I'd broke my leg earlier in this.
Which is so sad.

Speaker 56 Which is, or I think you were tweeting something about this big cap, but I was thinking on Friday, they would be better off if Florida State just lied about the extent to which Jordan Travis was injured and said he could come back to the Aaron Rodgers in time for the playoffs.

Speaker 56 Yeah. Because then at that point, that would have put them up against a wall on the playoff committee because they'd be like, oh, shit, how do we figure out exactly how injured this guy is?

Speaker 56 He might be back.

Speaker 74 The problem that, and again, I want it very clear, I'm excited to watch these games because I do think that, you know,

Speaker 2 Bama is better than Florida State as of right now without their quarterback.

Speaker 33 Again,

Speaker 91 the joy I'm going to get watching these games, these games are going to be great.

Speaker 52 These are probably the four best teams.

Speaker 2 I'm just saying, from a standpoint of playing a season and the games mattering, Florida State got absolutely screwed because the games should matter.

Speaker 90 And if you beat everyone in front of of you on your schedule, and not only that, they beat two non-conference SEC teams.

Speaker 87 So they beat LSU in week one.

Speaker 38 They beat Florida at the swamp.

Speaker 6 So Road Games, I know the first game was neutral.

Speaker 52 You should be rewarded for that.

Speaker 135 And it's bullshit.

Speaker 103 And my biggest problem with it is when you play the game of who's power rated better or who's favored,

Speaker 3 that just basically takes out all the fun in sports.

Speaker 122 If you go back to just Friday night, Friday night before the Washington, Oregon game, if you ask the linemakers who, like, Oregon was nine and a half point favorites. Oregon would be favored over

Speaker 109 everyone in the country. What happened? Washington came out and beat Oregon.

Speaker 122 If you did the whole who would be favored, then Georgia should be in the playoff. If you ask the linemakers right now who would be favored over all four playoff teams, it's Georgia.

Speaker 106 Georgia was favored over Alabama on Saturday by five and a half.

Speaker 90 Alabama beat them.

Speaker 92 That's the fun of sport.

Speaker 3 Sport is supposed to be, hey,

Speaker 38 we think one team's better than the other, but we don't know.

Speaker 90 And when we get out there, we find out.

Speaker 56 Washington was a nine and a half, 10-point underdog against Oregon. Beat him twice again.
Yeah. Like, the games do matter, and they should matter.

Speaker 81 And it also takes out the fun of like, hey, upsets happen, random things happen.

Speaker 74 If we just went off of who we think is better in a power rating, that's all the fun of sport is gone.

Speaker 56 I do love the people that are making the argument about like the loss that Alabama had. That was the best loss.

Speaker 87 Yeah, no, someone tweeted me.

Speaker 56 Yeah, you can't say like Alabama had the best loss because it was against Texas, but then also say Alabama had the best win because it was over Georgia. And then you can do the circular logic.

Speaker 56 Somebody tweeted at me, don't you understand that Bama lost to a team who beat Bama in Bama? Great loss by Bama. Yeah.
Fantastic loss.

Speaker 56 Bama over Georgia is a better win than Texas over Bama, making Texas over Bama a better win than Bama over Georgia.

Speaker 56 You can do the circular logic, and if you go through that, then you'll you'll just end up being like, well, Oklahoma is actually the best team in the country.

Speaker 51 Yeah, no, someone

Speaker 132 straight up said to me that Bama should be in over Texas when that debate was going on because people thought maybe Florida State was guaranteed in because Bama's loss was better because

Speaker 115 Texas lost to Oklahoma who has two losses.

Speaker 56 Yeah, it was a fantastic.

Speaker 132 Bama lost to Texas who only has one loss.

Speaker 56 Fantastic loss, but Bama with a loss of the year.

Speaker 2 I am happy at least that the committee did rank Texas over Alabama because it did show, hey, games do actually matter.

Speaker 38 But yeah, it just sucks because Florida State, like, again, I don't think that they were one of the four best teams without Jordan Travis, but like, you won all your games.

Speaker 74 They should have.

Speaker 31 You won all your games.

Speaker 56 But to your point, wasn't Bama's loss to Texas only good because Texas beat Bama?

Speaker 34 Yeah.

Speaker 56 Because Texas was a better team than Olama.

Speaker 58 Oklahoma's beat Texas.

Speaker 6 Oklahoma's a worse team than Texas.

Speaker 56 You're going to drive yourself insane.

Speaker 115 Even though Oklahoma beat Texas. Yes.

Speaker 56 You're going to drive yourself insane if you think of all these different scenarios.

Speaker 56 The irony is that the college football playoff was delayed in terms of moving to 12 years by the Alliance. Yeah.

Speaker 90 And the Alliance. No, they're all idiots.

Speaker 56 The Alliance had the ACC in it, and it ended up fucking them over at the end because we should have been in the 12-team playoff this year.

Speaker 62 I'm happy that the committee gets roasted.

Speaker 156 I'm happy that the commissioners get roasted because they're all a bunch of morons, how they've dealt with all of this stuff.

Speaker 27 And this is what we get.

Speaker 88 We get a 13-0 Florida State team not in the playoff, and it sucks.

Speaker 27 It was funny, though.

Speaker 143 They did a Zoom meeting for, I don't know what bull it is.

Speaker 88 It might be the Peach Bowl

Speaker 97 or maybe the Orange Bowl, but it was just a Zoom meeting of Mike Norvell and Kirby Smart.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it was Orange Bowl. They were fine.

Speaker 67 They looked so miserable. They were looking furious.

Speaker 82 So, so miserable.

Speaker 33 And I want to talk about the games real quick, too.

Speaker 58 Kirby Smart, like, I don't know what happened, but he just resorted back to like scared of Bama, Kirby Smart.

Speaker 124 That play calling in the first half where Georgia went down the field in the first drive, throwing the ball and dicing him up, and then they just kind of turtled offensively.

Speaker 74 And I actually think it's going to be a hot take and Georgia fans are not going to be mad.

Speaker 26 Memes you can rate my take.

Speaker 83 I think that Brock Bowers actually hurt Georgia in that game.

Speaker 56 They were trying to force it to him too much.

Speaker 2 They were forcing it to him and he was clearly not 100%.

Speaker 25 And they have, like, it's Georgia.

Speaker 48 They have guys behind Brock Bowers.

Speaker 87 I know that Brock Bowers is incredible, but when Brock Bowers is at 75%,

Speaker 52 like put in the guys that can get crazy separation, put in the guys that can stretch the field.

Speaker 87 They were able to do that at times against Bama, and then they just had possessions where they were running the ball and trying to force it to Brock Bowers, and he couldn't make the same explosive plays that we've seen him be able to make.

Speaker 56 You also had Lad McConkey get dinged up. He was playing everybody.

Speaker 81 Again, just put in the like.

Speaker 56 He can't replace Lad.

Speaker 64 But Bama, I give all the credit in the world to, I mean, Nick Sabin, best coaching job he's ever had.

Speaker 2 Tommy Reese gets a ton of credit because what that offense has changed into from that Texas game.

Speaker 56 Jalen Milro has gotten so much better this year.

Speaker 103 It's incredible.

Speaker 2 And they're able to do so many dynamic things, and they're clicking at the right time.

Speaker 144 And I mean, this is...

Speaker 147 I'll say this.

Speaker 19 The Florida State debacle aside, this is the first time I feel like we have a college football playoff where all four teams can win the title.

Speaker 91 And it's not like a leap of imagination.

Speaker 54 It is four teams that are so fucking good, and they all, like, they all kind of do stuff.

Speaker 89 Like,

Speaker 2 I don't really know how Michigan's offense is going to match up against Bama because Michigan's offense isn't that explosive. But I also think Michigan's defense is better than what Bama has faced.

Speaker 3 Texas defense is phenomenal.

Speaker 112 Their secondary is a little weak.

Speaker 107 Washington can pass the ball.

Speaker 87 It's going to be a great matchup everywhere.

Speaker 56 Oh, it's awesome. There's four very different styles of play, four parts of the country represented, which is awesome, and four different colors.
Yeah. Which is cool.
New colors.

Speaker 56 You got the crimson, you got the orange, you got the purple, and you got the blue. Yeah.

Speaker 138 it's great.

Speaker 56 It's a very visually appealing Final Four for college football. I'm excited for the games.
Also, I think that the committee, it was a couple of things.

Speaker 56 They don't have to deal with the repercussions and the precedent that they set by fucking over Florida State, and also they don't have to deal with hundreds of thousands of very pissed-off SEC fans that want to burn all their houses down.

Speaker 110 And I get it.

Speaker 88 Like, you can't, you know, it would have been weird if the SEC got left out.

Speaker 52 It sucks, but this also was a

Speaker 25 down-ish year for the SEC.

Speaker 56 And we wouldn't even be having that conversation if Auburn

Speaker 56 had just not rushed two players and put a third as a fucking spot.

Speaker 87 It's so crazy that we're like Bama is playing the best ball.

Speaker 120 They were so close to losing.

Speaker 25 I know rivalry games are always different, throw out the record books, all that shit.

Speaker 15 But they were that close to losing that game.

Speaker 25 So to say that they're like killing everyone right now is just not

Speaker 140 actually correct.

Speaker 56 It's not true. They should have lost to Auburn, but they didn't.
Now, if Bama had lost to Auburn, Bama against Georgia, Bama beats Georgia, do you think they put in Georgia over FSU?

Speaker 143 If Bama, wait, say it again.

Speaker 56 So if Bama had lost to Auburn, it would still be Alabama in the SEC championship game against Georgia. Oh, yeah, probably.
Do you think Georgia, if they had beaten, if they had lost to Bama after Bama

Speaker 56 lost, maybe Ohio State gets in?

Speaker 131 I was hoping that Ryan Day got in the mix just trying to plead his case because Ohio State wasn't even mentioned in a hypothetical.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 67 It was never even said.

Speaker 118 Also, I know the votes have to keep, they still have to be submitted, but

Speaker 87 we're looking in a good spot with Jaden Daniels.

Speaker 99 It's pretty good.

Speaker 89 Bo Nix, I felt bad for Bonix.

Speaker 144 At the end of the day, he had a pretty good press conference after where he's like, all I ever want to do is play college football. I want to take my team to national title.

Speaker 84 It was a perfect ending for me and Bo Nix because Bo Nick's very first game in college football, I remember vividly, I bet Oregon against Auburn, and he made like incredible Bonix, pulled plays out of his ass to beat me.

Speaker 63 And then his last game in college football, I had a future on Oregon.

Speaker 88 I was like, Bonix again.

Speaker 32 I was a believer. He got me.

Speaker 22 I watched his whole career, and he got me.

Speaker 56 I was a believer in that first game against Oregon. I remember watching that in a bar, and I was like, Bonix just looks, sounds like a Heisman guy.
Yeah.

Speaker 56 Good news is he's got two more years of eligibility, so he'll be

Speaker 56 as for twice more.

Speaker 95 It was crazy because there was a lot of people who watched Friday night.

Speaker 30 And unfortunately, this is, I think the public who tunes in, like, I'm not going to say casually, but some casual fans who tune into college football are very much like Heisman voters because I got a lot of people saying Michael Pennix should be the Heisman after Friday night, just completely erasing the fact that the last month Washington has struggled and like barely gotten by, which Washington, their defense has gotten so much better as the season's gone along, and they are absolutely in it to win the whole thing.

Speaker 91 But it was just funny watching people be like, watch one game and be like, Pennix is a Heisman.

Speaker 56 You can also say that Pennix Pennix is an awesome quarterback and he's very good.

Speaker 56 And his story is incredible. He'll be in New York.

Speaker 86 Yeah.

Speaker 102 And, yeah,

Speaker 56 he's definitely like a top-five guy. But then you watch Jaden Daniels play and you're like, holy fuck, this guy is clearly the best player in college.
Yeah, no,

Speaker 123 he'll be in New York for sure.

Speaker 2 But yeah, it was a great weekend of college football.

Speaker 89 It was also really, really funny just watching,

Speaker 115 like, we had, you know, Texas just kill Oklahoma State, a great SEC championship game.

Speaker 88 And then on Saturday night, it was just two games that were painful to watch in Michigan, Iowa, and Florida State, Louisville.

Speaker 56 I kept thinking Iowa is going to cross midfield.

Speaker 54 They did once, and they fumbled. Yeah.

Speaker 56 I was hoping that Iowa was going to, like you said, you like that they pissed people off.

Speaker 56 I've been hoping for the longest time since before that Minnesota game that Iowa was going to somehow win the Big Ten championship and force their way into the college football playoff just to piss off the most amount of people.

Speaker 56 I was hoping for an upset. But they have two losses.
They got two losses now because of the Minnesota loss. But

Speaker 56 it was a bad game on all accounts. It was painful to watch because you kept hoping, like thinking something's going to happen.
Something interesting is going to happen in this game. Nothing did.

Speaker 114 It was just the Iowa defense playing their balls off.

Speaker 87 I bet Michigan

Speaker 19 and it was the hardest I've ever had to

Speaker 95 have a team cover that was so much better than the other team because it was so hard for Michigan to score.

Speaker 56 I just wanted one touchdown from Iowa.

Speaker 56 That would have done it for me. Just one touchdown.
It would have been nice.

Speaker 56 I think I might go Texas. I think I might be leading Texas here.

Speaker 132 I'm worried about their secondary against that Washington offense because that Washington offense is so good.

Speaker 57 But yeah,

Speaker 2 I think we might get a rematch.

Speaker 88 I think we might get Texas, Alabama.

Speaker 56 That would be amazing.

Speaker 114 That was tough.

Speaker 5 Michigan's reaction to Alabama.

Speaker 54 Yep. That tells you

Speaker 56 what you need to know.

Speaker 52 They should not have had that someone.

Speaker 92 I think it was a journalist in there.

Speaker 29 I think it was Adam Rittenberg, who works for maybe the Big Ten Network.

Speaker 110 They shouldn't have allowed anyone in there to tape it.

Speaker 57 In a twist of fate, Michigan should should have made sure that no one could illegally tape them.

Speaker 56 Well, what they should have done is they should have recorded one announcement where they play against Alabama and one where they play against Florida State, gotten the reactions, and then been like, oh, okay, yeah, they're going to play Alabama.

Speaker 56 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 56 Also, it was fucked up that they had Florida State on camera finding out the news. Yeah.
That was tough. Yeah.
And I do think if you're a Florida State fan, you have every right to be pissed off.

Speaker 56 You got fucked.

Speaker 137 No, yeah,

Speaker 113 you got fucked.

Speaker 133 You're 13 and 0.

Speaker 55 Like, you can't do do anything more than that.

Speaker 51 You're a power five school, and people start throwing out Liberty and UCF.

Speaker 133 We're talking power five schools.

Speaker 56 Liberty had the last in terms of strength of schedule. They had the weakest strength of schedule of their opponents.

Speaker 119 But people like to do that where they're like, what about Liberty?

Speaker 103 But they're undefeated.

Speaker 81 The last.

Speaker 56 Yeah. Last place.

Speaker 90 And guess what?

Speaker 102 In the 12-team playoff, Liberty would be in.

Speaker 119 And you know what?

Speaker 33 It would be great.

Speaker 56 In the 12-team playoff, people are saying, well, you're just going to have this debate times 10 when it comes to the 12-team playoff. No, because here's what you say.
You should have won more games.

Speaker 56 Right.

Speaker 123 And the difference is we're never going to be debating an undefeated team being left out.

Speaker 99 We're going to be debating a three-loss team versus a two-loss team.

Speaker 128 And that you can swallow a lot better than

Speaker 88 anything else.

Speaker 140 And there's going to be a lot of those debates. We'll be head-to-head.

Speaker 57 We'll be able to decide it.

Speaker 23 But yeah, I'm excited for bull season.

Speaker 5 I'm going to bet every single bull.

Speaker 33 That's a fact.

Speaker 12 I love bull season.

Speaker 22 Oh. I love bull season.

Speaker 56 If anybody out there is on the Armed Forces Bowl Committee, I'd love to be involved in the flyover.

Speaker 56 JMU, Air Force, let me know.

Speaker 16 Get in there?

Speaker 56 I'll put aside my fear of high up there.

Speaker 54 I know.

Speaker 56 I lost out on my flyover back in April when I had to close on the house or May.

Speaker 56 So

Speaker 56 just letting you know.

Speaker 54 I'll identify every player.

Speaker 85 And we get Toledo.

Speaker 140 We get our guy, Jason Candle.

Speaker 56 Arizona Bull is going to be sick.

Speaker 10 I only looking for revenge after last year's heartbreaking overtime loss.

Speaker 134 Yeah, it's going to be awesome.

Speaker 88 So bull season, nothing like it.

Speaker 2 And Florida Florida State fans, we stand with you in being upset.

Speaker 124 But

Speaker 114 just if you make a t-shirt saying your national title, you know, national champions, PFT and I will wear it on a show.

Speaker 56 Yeah, claim the fuck out.

Speaker 2 Send us some t-shirts saying that you're national champions.

Speaker 119 We will wear it and we will,

Speaker 122 and you got to do it right now.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Because if you get smushed by Georgia, there's going to be a lot of like C, C, C.

Speaker 52 So do it right now.

Speaker 105 This is your like three weeks to just enjoy the fuck out of this.

Speaker 56 Also, same two things can be true at the same time. Uh, one,

Speaker 56 Florida State should have gotten in, two, I'm kind of glad it's Alabama.

Speaker 92 Yeah, that's what I'm saying as a college football watcher.

Speaker 58 It's okay to have two thoughts in your head at once, but you did get fucked.

Speaker 27 You got fucked, but I'm happy because it is probably the four best teams.

Speaker 147 Yeah, yeah, it's it's fair to say.

Speaker 56 Uh, okay, let's finish up

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Speaker 104 My robot question is, Hank, who's back of the week?

Speaker 80 Who's back? I'm shocked. We did all this college football talk without talking about this.

Speaker 80 The halftime Dr. Pepper challenge.
Yeah. Back this weekend.
Best part about college football championship weekend.

Speaker 112 I love the refs.

Speaker 80 The refs are great.

Speaker 80 Oh, they suck. We had one guy actually throwing normally, which I respected.
And then we had a triple overtime or a double overtime.

Speaker 22 Triple.

Speaker 80 Triple overtime. Gavin and Ryan.
A little bit of controversy, I guess, in the first overtime.

Speaker 80 They counted six for Ryan when it should have been five. So Gavin should have won.
He ended up losing. It was, you know, the Dr.

Speaker 80 Pepper challenges are always great, but this was the first triple overtime I've seen. Always electric, and it's exciting.

Speaker 56 My favorite was the dude that's going to community college, and he got $100,000 for community college. That dude is going to buy so many cigarettes.

Speaker 71 It is great.

Speaker 57 A little dystopian, but it's great.

Speaker 138 Oh, extremely.

Speaker 69 That's what's fun about it.

Speaker 56 How did the dystopian part? Here's how you get to survive. in your 20s without being up to your your nutsack in debt.
You have to throw footballs into a giant Dr. Pepper.

Speaker 48 College costs pass.

Speaker 140 College costs so much, we're going to wheel you out here, and you've got to win your freedom.

Speaker 56 Tell me how much you love this fucking soft drink. But that's why

Speaker 69 Gavin got robbed, literally.

Speaker 77 Yeah, well, no, but they paid him, right?

Speaker 54 I think they rectified him. They did, yeah.
Okay. They paid them both out.
That's good. Yeah.

Speaker 69 They could do that for everyone.

Speaker 134 Yeah.

Speaker 138 For everyone in America.

Speaker 56 Sounding like Bernie Sanders over here, Hank.

Speaker 105 Did we just get a light bulb off in your head?

Speaker 54 I do.

Speaker 126 I've always been a Bernie guy.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 106 Yeah,

Speaker 39 I'm also going to guarantee that we are, we're going to, whoever wants to advertise with us, we're going to do this next year, the week leading up in this office.

Speaker 99 We're going to have a huge challenge, and maybe

Speaker 57 we'll find a way to make it as dystopian.

Speaker 129 Yeah.

Speaker 88 Someone wins, like, we'll get them out of debt or something.

Speaker 56 We'll pay for it if you have any health care bills.

Speaker 119 Yeah, but it will be great.

Speaker 97 We're going to, we're going to.

Speaker 90 And should we ban the chess pass? Yeah.

Speaker 56 Yeah. Oh, 100%.
Yeah.

Speaker 129 Okay. I'm,

Speaker 88 Yeah, I'm 100% in on that.

Speaker 51 100%.

Speaker 112 Okay. They should just move it back.

Speaker 98 That would ban the chest pass.

Speaker 56 Yeah, if it was 20 yards. Yeah.

Speaker 41 PFD, your Who's Back of the Week?

Speaker 56 My Who's Back of the Week is also related to college football. My Who's Back is mouthpieces.
Yes.

Speaker 112 Mouthpieces are back.

Speaker 56 We've been discussing mouthpieces a little bit on this show, all the new trends and how people are just wearing their mouthpieces on their face mask, not putting them in. They flop around.

Speaker 56 The Bills receivers are leading the league in that. I remain convinced that the mouthpieces,

Speaker 56 if they're hanging that far down, they get into your field of vision at some point.

Speaker 56 Whatever. This is my most old man yells at Cloud Take.
I'm sounding like Colin Coward, but I think I am actually right about this one.

Speaker 56 It reached a new level this weekend in the Georgia game, Georgia, Alabama. Anthony Evans, I think he's a freshman.
He's a punt returner for Georgia.

Speaker 56 He was wearing not one, not two, but three mouthpieces at once on his person. Look at this big cat.
He's got a red one in his mouth right here.

Speaker 92 Red one in his mouth. I saw this guy.

Speaker 56 Yellow one hanging down. And then he has a third mouthpiece that's jammed into his left ear hole.

Speaker 128 Oh, I love it. On his helmet.

Speaker 56 I love it.

Speaker 94 So accessorize.

Speaker 56 I hate the two mouthpiece look when you've just got two mouthpieces dangling just randomly. I kind of love three mouthpieces.

Speaker 56 I want to see like as many mouthpieces as you can fit on a person's helmet. Fully accessorized.
Yeah, get every hole plugged up with a mouthpiece.

Speaker 129 I love it.

Speaker 126 Yeah, mouthpieces are becoming a thing.

Speaker 56 But if there's two, Congress needs to step in. Tommy Tuberville would absolutely do something about this.
Oh, without a doubt. No, you can't do two.
You can do three or more.

Speaker 56 You can do one, zero, or three or more. That's my ruling.
All right.

Speaker 2 My who's back of the week is LeBron because he got into it with Ime Udoka.

Speaker 58 This is great.

Speaker 122 We got the actual audio of it.

Speaker 2 Ime Udoka told him to stop bitching. And LeBron said, nah, that bitch word ain't cool.

Speaker 105 Don't use it so loosely.

Speaker 52 And Udoka said, what are you going to do about what I said?

Speaker 17 Walking over here like you're going to do something, soft ass boy.

Speaker 129 Fucking ruled.

Speaker 137 And Emei Odoka kind of like looked him up and down, like, what are you going to do?

Speaker 56 I think Eme Otoka would, he stands.

Speaker 137 Did he get like hit by a car when he was a kid?

Speaker 54 Did he?

Speaker 56 I don't know. You think about Kelly Uber?

Speaker 90 No, no, that never happened.

Speaker 8 You're going to say anything about soft ass boy?

Speaker 153 What?

Speaker 56 Soft ass boy. What about soft ass boy?

Speaker 56 Why are you saying soft ass boy?

Speaker 70 That was the quote. One of them.

Speaker 80 There's a huge difference between soft ass boy and little ass.

Speaker 77 Little boy ass play.

Speaker 56 Yeah, Max.

Speaker 22 Soft ass.

Speaker 8 Is he saying he has a soft ass?

Speaker 56 No. He's saying his ass is soft.

Speaker 56 What?

Speaker 56 Like, your ass is soft.

Speaker 8 Soft ass is soft.

Speaker 56 You said little boy ass play.

Speaker 8 It was the same thing. No.

Speaker 54 No.

Speaker 14 It's not. Yes, it was.

Speaker 56 The FBI will show up to your house for one of two.

Speaker 8 It was described. The ass

Speaker 8 is just an accessory to

Speaker 44 the sentence.

Speaker 56 You're thinking a lot about little asses.

Speaker 8 You're the one who was thinking about little asses.

Speaker 80 There's a big difference between a soft ass and a little boy ass play.

Speaker 8 Correct tank. But they were both used in the same manner.

Speaker 52 And soft ass.

Speaker 54 Yeah, I think we can all.

Speaker 80 Worst case scenario for soft ass is just like, you know, your little marshmallow ass.

Speaker 80 Worst case scenario for little boy ass play

Speaker 23 is a lot worse.

Speaker 56 I'd say every case for little boy ass play.

Speaker 54 Little boy ass play.

Speaker 8 But you understand that it was used in the same manner.

Speaker 77 No, soft.

Speaker 56 Listen,

Speaker 56 soft asses can be good sometimes.

Speaker 69 Little boy ass play is never

Speaker 134 ever the play.

Speaker 87 Emei Udoka thing, by the way,

Speaker 27 he is a badass.

Speaker 112 So when he was four years old,

Speaker 121 I'm reading this from a Ringer article.

Speaker 2 He was getting dropped off by his bus for school, and

Speaker 83 Ime knew he should wait for the bus to pull out before he crossed Denver Street, which was always so busy.

Speaker 2 But the bus driver smiled assuredly and waved him across.

Speaker 15 Even at four, Udoka felt a sense of trepidation.

Speaker 2 He peeked out, saw nothing, then took a step.

Speaker 38 The van driving by in the lane adjacent to the bus didn't see the boy until it was too late.

Speaker 58 Udoka was clipped in the forehead and sent careening back onto the concrete where the back of his head squashed like a soft pumpkin.

Speaker 37 Oh, fuck.

Speaker 90 Lay in the street, blood flowing in a daze.

Speaker 77 This is when he's four. Soft-ass head.

Speaker 122 Yeah, Ime Odoka, I would like to see that.

Speaker 140 I kind of like getting some soft soft ass.

Speaker 134 I would like to see that fight, though.

Speaker 101 It was funny, though, that LeBron, LeBron really gets in his dad's shit sometimes.

Speaker 22 Yeah, he's like, don't talk to me.

Speaker 5 I'm a father of three.

Speaker 80 He's still rattled from the woman from Golden State.

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 142 Yep.

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 56 How does it feel to be a pussy ass bitch? Yeah.

Speaker 152 Hey, who said that? Yeah.

Speaker 54 No, he doesn't. Yeah.

Speaker 19 Remember when he's like, don't talk to me like that?

Speaker 28 I'm a father of three. But you know what?

Speaker 5 No, I'd make the joke, father of three.

Speaker 56 It makes a difference who's saying things to LeBron because he will be language police on you all day long if he is intimidated by you. Yeah.

Speaker 56 But if you're Dylan Brooks, you can say like 10 times worse things to LeBron. He's just laughing at you.
And they'll just laugh at your face.

Speaker 56 The fact that Eme got in his head about this tells me Eme is mentally alphing him. Don't like that word, bitch.

Speaker 113 Okay, Jake, finish us off.

Speaker 10 My who's back of the week is Old Takes Exposed. We got it on the part of my take account this week from a blog that I wrote

Speaker 10 reporting Andy Staples' comments titled Texas Football Will Once Again Disappoint in 2023.

Speaker 67 Oh, so we didn't get old take exposed.

Speaker 10 Well, I reported it, but it was Andy Staples.

Speaker 153 Yeah, no, we didn't throw him under the bus. Andy's a fucking moron.

Speaker 156 No, throw him under the bus. No, Andy's an Indian.

Speaker 10 And also, future Old Takes Exposed, PFT, your coach who left for Indiana, Kurt Signetti, he went to the Indiana basketball game. Yeah.

Speaker 139 And he said,

Speaker 10 Purdue sucks, so does Michigan and Ohio State.

Speaker 4 Yep.

Speaker 70 Listen, that won't backfire. No,

Speaker 56 I respect his ambition. I love his passion.
Yeah.

Speaker 54 I love his passion. Good try.

Speaker 56 But that's very clearly a guy with his first Power Five job going out trying to say all the right things i guarantee right now he's looking back on that like uh-oh well i mean there's also a good chance that oh state and michigan just don't care

Speaker 39 i was i was uh talking to ibo who we work with who went to jmu and i was like welcome to big time college football because now you're in the spot as a jmu fan where you're rooting for your awesome coach to fail so he comes back oh i i'm thinking like the other way around i want him to succeed a lot of people at jmu are pissed that we lost him but he'll come back though if he if he like has if he in three years, doesn't do anything in Indiana, he'll come back and it would be awesome for you.

Speaker 56 You have to be realistic. JMU is a stepping stone job right now.
We're a very good group of five school, one of the best group of five schools.

Speaker 56 But if you're going to have great success there, you're going to get power five schools that want to poach your coach. They can pay way more than we can pay.
So just like, just accept it. Yeah.

Speaker 56 Be like, this is a great job to have if you want to get an elite job next. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Also, he was on Big Ten Network from Lucas Oil, and he said, I figure I should make this trip up here since we'll be playing in this game next year.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I kind of love it. He's a moron.

Speaker 54 Yeah,

Speaker 54 that's stupid.

Speaker 19 He should come back. No more divisions, though, right?

Speaker 25 Yeah, but all you got to do is say, We're going to beat Purdue and then just be good with that.

Speaker 56 Kurt Signetti, like, I think what we've learned in the past four days is that you're not ready for that job yet.

Speaker 112 Yeah. Just come on back.
Come on.

Speaker 157 Exactly. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 122 You just got to root for him to come back.

Speaker 74 Just come home.

Speaker 43 All right.

Speaker 119 Good show, boys.

Speaker 100 Covered everything.

Speaker 37 Let's finish it off with some numbers of a 71.

Speaker 35 20 8

Speaker 152 Shane

Speaker 152 10

Speaker 145 means I have three Pug's got 10 wait

Speaker 71 Shane's got 10

Speaker 71 or Shane's got 10 18 somebody has ten what's yours

Speaker 25 twenty eight he said 28

Speaker 10 Part of my balls.com

Speaker 16 44

Speaker 56 44. Hank, were you enjoying that body armor today?

Speaker 146 44.

Speaker 29 Yeah, I was.

Speaker 56 Interesting.

Speaker 126 We pissed on it.

Speaker 129 No,

Speaker 56 but I did put it in my butthole.

Speaker 12 No, you didn't.

Speaker 56 We'll roll the tape for him tomorrow.

Speaker 17 Sucks for you.

Speaker 69 Also, if you did that, that's bad for you.

Speaker 19 No, that would actually, I would say, like, you should, we don't have HR anymore, but you should hire a new HR and then complain.

Speaker 69 Yeah, like that, that will be bad. Yeah, no, that would be bad.

Speaker 130 That would be over the line.

Speaker 56 I just accomplished everything I wanted to with making Hank like maybe 10% think that he just drank out of my butthole.

Speaker 108 Did you taste a little butthole in your mouth?

Speaker 106 No.

Speaker 54 But a tiny bit?

Speaker 56 I didn't do it.

Speaker 39 Also, I pooped my pants a little bit yesterday.

Speaker 56 Nice.

Speaker 10 Also, check out Surviving Barstool tonight.

Speaker 56 Yes, Surviving Barstool. How can they watch it, Jake?

Speaker 10 Barstool.tv.

Speaker 3 So yeah, Dave announced it on Friday.

Speaker 90 We're going to do $9.99 for the rest of the season.

Speaker 21 There's seven more episodes.

Speaker 95 We got kicked off YouTube.

Speaker 27 It sucks.

Speaker 2 I understand that asking people for money always sucks.

Speaker 88 And if you don't want to pay for it, totally understand. You don't want to pay for it.

Speaker 114 That's cool.

Speaker 90 But it's $9.99 for the next seven episodes.

Speaker 62 Once the finale airs, you can get it for free at Barstool on Barstool TV.

Speaker 19 So if you don't want to pay for it, if you're like, this is bullshit, I don't want to pay for it, totally understand.

Speaker 118 You can get it for free afterwards.

Speaker 84 If you want to watch it live, I think it's very much worth it.

Speaker 19 It's an incredible seven episodes that are coming up.

Speaker 95 It's $9.99, Not a huge price, but yeah, anyone who supports us, we love you.

Speaker 10 Orstill.tv slash backslash on hyphen demand.

Speaker 129 Okay.

Speaker 56 Slash.

Speaker 56 Not backslash slash. I'm pretty sure it's on like all Roku TVs, too.
Awesome.

Speaker 112 Oh, nice. Hell yeah, man.

Speaker 56 And we appreciate everybody that bought Black Friday merchandise that was in the Cyber Monday that got 20% off. And yeah, like asking you for money, we understand it.
But as Big Cat said,

Speaker 56 in my opinion, it's worth it if you want to pay for it. If you don't want to pay for it, it'll be there.
And tonight's episode should be wild.

Speaker 37 All right, let's do one more number, though.

Speaker 126 That was too much time in between numbers.

Speaker 56 And I love you guys.

Speaker 19 This count's official: 40.

Speaker 43 80.

Speaker 77 71.

Speaker 77 20.

Speaker 134 8.

Speaker 10 So Hank's the one that changed? Pug 99.

Speaker 112 You went to 40?

Speaker 114 What did you got? 10?

Speaker 107 What are yours, Pug?

Speaker 54 Pug 28.

Speaker 146 Pug 99.

Speaker 76 Pug 99.

Speaker 8 So everything Hank changed.

Speaker 134 What was yours, PFT? 8.

Speaker 62 31.

Speaker 108 31. And that know it was like 81.

Speaker 156 31.

Speaker 35 31.

Speaker 35 What was it?

Speaker 71 31.

Speaker 10 Oh, that's our first repeat in the new machine.

Speaker 56 Wow. Love you guys.

Speaker 56 I know we're getting tired.

Speaker 43 We've had a few.

Speaker 43 Don't worry

Speaker 43 about it now.

Speaker 40 Sometimes it's hard.

Speaker 40 Don't you ever revive.

Speaker 70 Cause it's never too far for me. Transfer,

Speaker 70 cause it's never too far for me.

Speaker 70 No, it's never too far for me.

Speaker 70 Come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come in, come for me.

Speaker 70 Cause it's never too far for me.

Speaker 70 friend, friend, rent, friend, friend, friend,

Speaker 70 my

Speaker 70 friend,

Speaker 70 but

Speaker 70 a word

Speaker 70 how do you do?

Speaker 70 I know game time,

Speaker 70 we've had a few.

Speaker 70 Don't worry

Speaker 70 about it now.

Speaker 70 Sometimes it's hard,

Speaker 70 but you ever give up.

Speaker 70 Cause it's never too far from reaching.

Speaker 70 Cause it's never too far from

Speaker 70 reaching

Speaker 70 No, it's never too far from reaching

Speaker 70 the rain

Speaker 70 Cause it's never too far for me

Speaker 70 friendly,

Speaker 70 men,

Speaker 70 and

Speaker 70 the

Speaker 70 rage, range, range, ring, friend, friend, friend, friend, free,

Speaker 70 man,

Speaker 70 and

Speaker 70 salvage,

Speaker 70 five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five, five,