NFL Week 6, Eagles/Niners Go Down, Are The Jets Good? Who's Back And More

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Welcome to Part of My Take. Today is Monday, October 16th, week six.

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The beautiful game as Justin Tuckingham Palace wiped the smile off Ryan Notting Hill's face on the way to six field goals. Patrick Queen Elizabeth wasn't dead after all as he had nine tackles and a sack.
Current Tottenham star Harry Kane was confused with the cheers as nine kicks went over the crossbar on purpose. The Ravens 24.
The Titans 16. Harry Kane my favorite spur.
Back stateside where ridder me this, Ritter me that When you throw three interceptions Your coach's chins look fat Sam Haliband made his triumphant return To Atlantistan As Brian David Robinson Performed Admiral LB In the backfield all Sunday Kendall Roy Fuller looked like the eldest boy with his interception and Logan Roy

Thomas told Falcons fans

fuck off! Fuck off!

You're not a serious quarterback!

Come on Desmond! Fuck off!

Commanders 24, Falcons

16. To the windy

city where Tyson

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Thank you. Vikings 19, Bears 13.
His name is Eberflus, and we called him Dweeberflus. He's a dweeb, boom.
He's a dweeb. In sunny, sunny Florida, where Andrew Price Clay was little boy blue.
He needed the money. Oh! Raheem Toaster was making a lot of bread, cooking for the Panthers defense on the way to a couple of touchdowns.
After a slow start, Tua Fast, Tua Furious got the Dolphins offense rolling and in a touching tribute to my good friend Paul Walker, Tyreek Hill went so fast he hurt himself. Too soon, bro.
Chewbacca Hubbard summed up all Panthers fans' feelings this season when he said, Dolphins 42, Panthers 21. To Cincinnati, where Joe Burrow started out Ben Savage mode on the Seahawks defense, hitting Tyler Boyd meets World for an early touchdown.
The second half was all defense, as Mike, one night in Paris Hilton, used his night vision to pick off Geno Smith, and Trey, what can Brown do for you? Return the favor with Burrow. As time ticked, ticked, ticked, ticked, ticked down, Geno Smith and Wesson wasn't able to pull the trigger on the comeback.
And the Bengals take down the Seahawks. 17-13.
Over to Believeland, where Brock Turdy laid a massive, massive sticker as the Browns did their best Taylor Swift impression and hopped in their PJ. Walker, that is.
Christian Theology McCaffrey left, miraculously returned, and then left again after moving the rock just a little bit, leaving everyone to argue pointlessly for years to come about what he would have done if he were still around. Campari Cooper had some of his best receptions, leaving the 40 whiners with a bitter taste in their mouths.
Jake Moody Blues had a wreck of the Edmund Miss Gerald, and that beautiful popping sound you hear is the 1972 Dolphins opening their champagne bottles. Or it could be Deshaun Watson's penis enjoying another week off playing football on Sundays.
The Niners Lose! The Niners Lose! In the Meadowlands, where if I had a million salas, I'd'd buy a real grass field as a turf monster captured a few more players today the jets are zach in the saddle again as the young quarterback grows in confidence ray j brown was going deep but jalen flirts was being too friendly with the jet secondary giving them the ball three times the last time being the as Breeze Lightning, go Breeze Lightning, ran in untouched for the winning score. The Jets' win is a shot in the arm for their season as injured quarterback Aaron Rodgers was in attendance, making his millions of dollars a year to appear on podcasts and nothing else.
Jets 20, Eagles 14. Huh? Huh? Huh? The Jets? Huh? Eagles? We head down to Tampa Bay where Amon Bra St.
Brown contained a big TD. As the Lions often said, take it golf.
Take it all golf. Tampa should put the creamsicles back in the freezer because they're melting down once again.
The Lions sealed the win when they took a very whiskey shot downfield of Jameson, and Baker Mayfield of Dreams had a very costnery interception. Don't look now, but the Detroit Lions are 5-1.
Huh? The Lions are 5-1? The Lions won five games and they only lost one game? The Lions 20, the Bucs 6. For the first time this year, we're doing a Raiders recap and we bring in our correspondent, Henry Lockwood, to give us the game.
Up to Sin City, where it was Master vs. Apprentice as Bill Belichick faced off against Posh McDaniels in the house that Mark Davis built.
Jimmy Guapolo was balling like it was his first day out the feds as he iced out Jacoby Myers for a first quarter score before getting hurt. Brian Sawyer anchored the Raiders offense for the rest of the 60 minutes.
And outlasted Max Spike Jones who played like a real jackass all game. including a fourth quarter safety that cost the Patriots the game and the cover.

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It's his first career INT.

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And the Saints got sent home sorry, Just like Bloopy. That fat fuck.
Texans 20. Saints 13.
And that is week six. Rated T for team.
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Okay, week

six in the books.

We are watching the fourth quarter of the Bills

Giants. The Bills struggle

mightily with the Giants.

We will talk about this game after

it concludes, but they have

the Giants are playing

like literally Justin Pugh

off his couch. He said that as he started.

Recurring guest Justin Pugh.

Good friend Justin Pugh. I would be so upset

I'm him. He, for a long time, AWL's, I remember we did an exit interview with him as well.
Yeah, one of the first guests in New York. Yeah, we gave him an ant trap, a live ant trap.
Great dude. And he was...
I think he was working in real estate in Arizona. He was tweeting about it.
I think he had a podcast. And they called him up.
And he is on the Giants. Yeah, and doing an okay job.
And they're playing well tonight. The Giants are giving the Bills...
They're winning right now. They're up 9-7.
The Bills have the ball going in. But the Giants, they're going to be – I think they're going to be kicking themselves over the end of the half, how that first half ended.
Brian Dable forgot how time works. Yeah.
And Tyrod, I think, also was part of the blame. Yeah.
So Tyrod – So Brian Dable made it very clear to the cameras that it was not his fault that Tyrod ran the ball. I think he checked to a run.
So he checked into a run, and unfortunately the clock keeps running if you don't get in the end zone. But if you have a beast of an offensive line like the Giants, you have to try to run the ball right there.
It's very clear. Yes, yeah.
You're basically – you've got to play to your strengths and just shove it down their throat. Okay, so we will recap once this game does go final.
Let's talk some football, boys. It was a wild week in the nfl we had our last two undefeated teams go down uh but we will start with the london game ravens 24 titans 16 it's not often that we're smart and we get things right but god damn did we nail this game the titans came out and were absolutely asleep for the entire first half.
The Ravens go up 15 at halftime. Titans mount a little bit of a comeback in the second half.
And the Ravens win the game after the abysmal game against Pittsburgh last week. Kind of right the ship.
And the Titans are left wondering, one, Ryan Tannehill gets hurt. So they're wondering, okay, is it going to be maybe Will Levis time they brought in Malik Willis had one of the dumbest plays I've ever seen in terms of situational awareness where with a minute left on first and goal uh with no timeouts they were down what two scores and he he actually like tried to stay in bounds he could have stepped out of bounds he tried to stay in bounds uh clock keeps have stepped out of bounds.
He tried to stay in bounds. Clock keeps running.
He also got sacked four times. He was in for like a quarter and a half.
And what the future of the Titans look like because they're at a crossroads now. They also had like nine flags on that last possession on that goal line.
So the series kept getting extended and extended and then Willis made the dumbest play ever. True penalty because this guy tried to throw a block in the back on that.
They backed it up, and then Vrabel was just like, fuck it, this isn't getting better. I'm just going to kick a field goal right now and hope for the best.
I'm actually not ready to declare the Titans dead yet. No, because Vrabel always will have a game.
Vrabel finds a way. The last time they started 2-4, you know what they did? I think they made it all the way to the AFC Championship.
Yes. So titans have a not unfavorable schedule coming up they could still do something crazy but i do think that mike variable strategy of like trying to pretend that time zones don't exist and just saying fuck it we're men we're football players we're not going to let the clock beat us um well the clock did kind of beat them and the time zones also easily soundly defeated the titans today.
There was a very smart play that happened towards the end of the game. It was Roquan Smith.
It was like, you know, you see the compilations on YouTube of like 1,000 IQ plays in the NFL that no one talks about. Roquan could have tackled their receiver that caught a pass in the middle of the field.
He let him get up, not to punch the ball out, but to let him tick like three or four more seconds off the clock so that after he tackled him it ran down to the two-minute warning I wish he was a true Raven he's not he's not a Raven yet because he has to be the Steelers but he is a fucking really good football Baltimore football player Roquan Smith had the had the smartest play of that day as for the Ravens I am I feel like the Ravens are in the, have not figured out how to be great category yet because this is as weird as it sounds. It was kind of similar to last week against Pittsburgh where a lot of decent drives, ending in field goals, not being able to step on a team's throat.
They were up 15 at half. They should have been up 25 plus.
Yeah, they're kicking a lot of field goals. Yeah, they're kicking they're not finishing drives and they're not stepping on like letting teams just kind of linger around so i they're they're obviously a very good team but they still have like that killer instinct they need to find where they can just say all right we're we're gonna we're gonna step on your throat make sure that this game is no doubter we win Yeah, they've got a tough schedule coming up, too.
Ravens play a lot of good teams. But I want to make something very clear because a report came out this morning that the NFL is, quote, mulling over the idea of having a Super Bowl in London.
This is bullshit. If that happens, we riot.
If that happens, we riot. It's simple as that.
If we have to play a Super Bowl in England, we get all of England back as part of the United States. It's the Super Bowl.
It's not the International Bowl. Super is for America.
That's what we are. We are super.
We made the only country that's able to make a league that is confined by our borders and call ourselves world champions.

Yeah.

That wasn't an invite to do the Super Bowl somewhere else.

This made me,

we said it on Friday.

They're trying to sneak us.

I won't let them sneak us.

I will let them sneak us because there's literally nothing we can do.

And Roger Goodell could be like,

Hey,

we're playing the Super Bowl.

Like the Saudis are now hosting the Super Bowl.

Like,

cool.

We'll be there.

Like media row is going to probably be weird,

but we'll fucking Washington Post will not have a table over there. Yeah.

Hank,

I think... like the Saudis are now hosting the Super Bowl like cool we'll be there like media row is going to probably be weird but we'll fucking be there Washington Post will not have a table over there yeah Hank I just don't think they'll do it because of the time they would adjust for the time they would figure it out they would play the game at like I will protest they'll play the game at like 9pm 9pm London time PFT what we got to do if they do this we will protest by never changing our internal clock away from Central Time.
Agreed. Because we will go to London.
We'll probably have a great time. Probably enjoy ourselves very much.
But we will protest. It's disgusting that they're even thinking about doing it.
At the very least, if you're going to put in a different country, do it someplace warm that we can all go in go in February yeah that would be nice but for for Americans that watch football in their own time zones and like the idea of a Super Bowl taking place here in the United States which is all of us why are we going to let Europe just take that from us so I think this is a classic Roger Goodell bait and switch we've seen it many times he's actually an incredible negotiator when it comes to this stuff. You can say whatever you want about Roger Goodell, but very similar to the time when he banned touchdown celebrations and then gave them back to the players in negotiations or was like, hey, you guys can smoke weed, but we're making sure that the franchise tag stays in place and all the owners get all the money.
But yeah, yeah, you guys can smoke weed. We'll give that up.
I think what he's doing here is he's floating it. It's a trial balloon.
So then he can be like, all right, no Super Bowl in London, but the Jaguars are in London. Yeah.
That's what he's doing. That sounds right to me.
The weed one was so funny because I think it was actually, we'll let you guys smoke pot. You just have to play one more game of football per year.
Right. How does that sound? I care about safety.
He puts something out there bad, and then he just says, oh, you know what? I won't do that. But we are going to do this other bad thing.
Yeah, it's terrible. Gotcha.
And we're like, oh, thank God. No Super Bowl in London.
Now we have to wake up every – You know what I do? He'll do two teams in England. I'm sick i'm so sick of the morning the the london game because it just isn't the same anymore it's just i'm happy we get a break i just want a break you know what it does it doesn't feel special it takes away it takes away all the excitement and uh the like specialness of the 1 p.m kickoff correct because at 1 p.m when they kick off it's like okay football is happening right now and you're so excited you take a couple seconds to soak it all in but then if you're like i've been watching football all morning in bed it's just not the same i hate it i hate it and goodell if you if you put the super bowl over in london i will boycott i'm gonna boycott the pro bowl i'm gonna boycott the pro bowl and so should everybody else that's as far as i can go I'm not going to go that far.
That's as far as I'm going to boycott. Let Bowl.
I'm going to boycott the Pro Bowl. And so should everybody else.
That's as far as I can go.

I'm not going to go that far. That's as far as I can go.

I'm going to boycott.

Let's just boycott preseason week three.

The second half of preseason week three.

Done.

Okay.

So you might lose us.

Yeah, it is.

We are the most helpless fans in the world.

Because whatever they decide to do, we will consume it.

Yeah.

And if they put the game on Mars at fucking three in the world because whatever they decide to do we will consume it yeah and we if they put the game on mars at fucking three in the morning i will be setting alarm to watch the martian bowl and aren't there some other challenges that go along with having a super bowl overseas like some people don't have a passport you remember passport day yeah remember that old argument that we had um some players aren't allowed to travel internationally because of maybe a DUI on their record. That's a heads up, by the way.
If you're doing like a bachelor party in Canada, make sure nobody in your crew has a DUI because they won't let you into Canada. Yes.
My friends learned that the hard way. Not me personally.
Some people like Hank are on the no fly list. Yeah.
False. I heard you're on the no fly list.
I can fly anywhere. You can? Yeah.
Oh, yeah. That's true.
Vacation. Either way, don't do it, NFL.
Yeah. We don't want it.
We don't want it. London also has a long way to go in terms of getting their sideline safety procedures set up and ready to go.
Because Ryan Tannehill got hurt, and then he sat on the sidelines for like 20 minutes waiting for an injury card. Yes.
They didn't have that going. That was very sad, just watching him sit there and wait do you uh agree with my assessment of the ravens that i feel like they could be a potential super bowl contender but they're not there yet i need to see them step on some throats and not have what happened last week in pittsburgh or even what the titans flirted with this week like i need to see the ravens start blowing some teams out that they're clearly better than that's always the right yeahs.
I was going to say, right now, where the Ravens are is exactly where the Ravens have been for, it feels like, the last 10 years. But they haven't won a Super Bowl in 10 years.
Yeah. They're good.
They're a good team. The Ravens, it would not surprise me if the Ravens beat any team in the NFL, but it would shock me if they went to the Super Bowl.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, their defense is very good. What? Lunder 3-0.
Lunder 3-0. Congratulations, Jake.
You fucking thief of joy. It's so funny watching British fans go nuts over field goals, too.
Yeah. They were having the time of their life over there.
Like, every field goal, they're like, oh, I can't believe it. Nine of them.
It's incredible. Nine of them.
Yeah. Nine field goals.
So many field goals. You got your feel.
Yeah. All right.
Next game. Bengals, Seahawks.
Bengals, 17. Seahawks, 13.
Hank, don't shake your head. What are you shaking your head for? I just like to say don't shake your head like Jim Callum, but what are you shaking your head for? I mean, I'm sure you're going to get into it.
The Seahawks choked this game away. This was actually, yeah, the Seahawks.
So it's kind of which side you're looking at it from. Like if you're the Seahawks, like, man, we should have won that game.
And you could make the argument they should have. They had 24 to 15 first downs.
They had 381 yards to the Bengals, 214. But the Bengals defense also stood up and won that game for them in the second half because it was basically the Bengals showed up, played great for two drives.
They had a touchdown drive, 13 plays, 69 yards touchdown, seven plays, 73 yards touchdown. Then the rest of the game, they had 33 plays for a total of 87 yards.
They just completely, like it went back to week one Bengals on offense. But the Bengals defense was lights out at the end because the Seahawks went the like they actually went very similar where they had first and goal from the four field goal.
First and goal from the five interception first and goal from the seven turnover and downs first and 10 from the 11 turnover and downs. They were in the red zone five times and they got one field goal out of it in the last five trips they went down.
Yes, the red zone. That's the difference maker.
Three points. Either you had five trips.
They scored a touchdown in their next four trips. They had one.
In the second half, they were in there four times and got three points out of it, which Carol needs to start calling it the red area. He calls it the red zone.
As football guys, we know that if you're a football coach that knows what he's talking about, you just call it the red area and it sounds a lot cooler. And it sounds like something that you can attack a lot better.
Yeah, attack the red area. Yeah.
Shout out to Andre Yoshivosh. Okay.
He got his first career touchdown today. I saw that.
Joe Burrow ran, sprinted to the end zone. That's how you know that his calf is doing good.
Yep. I haven't seen that kind of mobility out of Joe in a long time sprinted to the end zone picked up the ball ran it back to the sidelines gave it to him.
It was also his birthday. Oh, you got a birthday touchdown today and then Burrow said the classic thing after the game.
I'm not gonna apologize for winning. Yeah, don't apologize for winning Joe.
No, that was I really do think that if you're a Bengals fan, it's a little bit disconcerting that the offense still looks as bad as it did for the last three quarters. But the good news is the defense looks like it's back to the defense that got you guys to a Super Bowl a couple years ago, got you to the AFC Championship last year.
And weirdly, for the Seahawks, I just think the Seahawks are a really good team. They have to obviously fix their red zone offense, but they shut down the Bengals in the second half.
Their defense is young and awesome, and I didn't walk away being like, man, the Seahawks, they're not that good. They should have won that game, but I really do think the Seahawks are a very good team.
They are. Offensively, they need to get the ball in the end zone, but if you just look at stats they they move the ball on offense dk metcalf was being a bully again today i like it when dk does that when he does something absolutely absurd and draws a personal foul penalty for it i like that get him involved because i feel like the secondary guy that just gets his shit pushed in is going to be thinking about that for the rest of the game it's also great because every time it happens it will be the be the wide angle, like the all-22 angle, and it will zoom in and be like, and this happened after the play.
It's like, oh, DK lost his mind again. Yeah, and DK- You know exactly what's going to happen.
DK looks so big on the all-22 also compared to everybody else. He's a monster.
He's gotten bigger, I think. I think so, too.
I think DK's put on like 20 pounds of muscle. Jake Bobo is my favorite guy's name.
He's a's a good guy jake bobo he had a great catch today where he got rocked and then he just stood up immediately i would i would die i actually think i would be dead if i took that hit it also is one of my favorite little things uh about football uh you know it's like when you know relationship for a really long time like oh i like the smell or this little thing you do, whenever there's a big hit and all three flags come in simultaneously, I just kind of chuckle. I'm like, that was nice.
Refs all on the same page. Yeah, right.
It was just, and it just feels like a more significant flag when all three flags show up at the same time. If you're a ref and you don't throw your flag when the three flags land at the same time, you got to get that sucker out and fire it in there too, just like join the yeah it's like i saw two guys i saw two we should we should save that for mount rushmore next year just little little quirks about football that we love that we just think about yeah in those long summer days i mean the sound of a goal post getting hit by football that's a good sound usually yeah usually the touchback oh the touchback sign back signal yeah that's always sick uh shout out to the legion of spoon they're out for blood today dream bet hit so here's some stats about jamar chase his four first he had four catches 60 yards on the first two drives and then two catches for 20 yards for the rest of the game and he also debuted a website today really yes he did he had this plan going into this game so he thought he was gonna have a It's isjamaropen.com.
Ooh. Go to isjamaropen.com right now.
Check out what it says. It says yes.
I love that. But today, not that great of a game.
He only had 80 yards, which is a lot of yards, but he did absolutely nothing in the second half. Well, the entire offense did nothing.
Yeah. The 7-Eleven chain is awesome as well.
It was very cool. He was wearing a 7- wearing a 7-11 chain but yeah if you're a Bengals fan I like it's kind of crazy that you're sitting here three and three and it feels like you have been through hell this year in terms of your team just never like the Bengals have not submitted an a plus game not even close and now they have their gauntlet of the 49ers and bills back to back i think they get a bye week here but uh at least you're three and three and these next two games 49ers bills like if you can split those you'll feel good yeah i think that's where you're at yeah you got to just position yourself for a late season run just yeah just hope you're going to catch fire get healthy late season run and i think that the seahawks are going to be a team that is definitely in the mix late season.
All right. So the Bills look like they might have sealed this game.
Oh, no. There's a fourth and eight.
Anything else on this game? It's just a fun color game, too. I just like seeing the Seahawks in stadiums.
You don't really see them in very often. I don't know why.
Yeah. Playing against the Bengals, you don't really.
I don't recall we talked about Dolphins and the Giants. Yeah, right.
Inter-conference matchup. Never played Dolphins-Panthers.
Yeah, it's fun. It's just fun to see.
That was crazy. Okay, next game.
Browns 19, 49ers 17, the first shocker of the day. The 49ers have lost their first game.
Brock Purdy has lost his first regular season game. The 49ers look mortal for an afternoon.
And the Browns, basically, with P.J. Walker playing, summon up enough defense, Jim Schwartz, shout out Jim Schwartz, to stifle the 49ers, make them look mortal.
And you have their kicker that they drafted in the in the third round miss a what was it like a 40 yarder i think it's 40 41 yeah so the browns their roller coaster season continues they go win loss win loss win uh and every game is just like what the fuck just happened i don't know what to think of the browns but that was an insane defensive effort by the brown deserve that win. I got a question for you, Big Cat.
Do you think that the Cleveland Browns are better without Deshaun Watson, Nick Chubb, and Joel Batonio? They might be. They might be.
And you had a lot of people talking about the 49ers being super injured today. Well, the Browns, they got you beat when it comes to major injuries, I would say.
Yes, yes. Christian McCaffrey went out.
I don't think it's serious. It was an oblique, which is like your side and so did debo and debo went out too there was a fight before the game which i think that that always favors the underdog yes if there's a fight before the game and then trent there's a very funny video of trent williams stepping in and immediately the fight's over it's like okay yeah we don't want yeah we can we can call this we can call this we're good um by the way so this is an interesting twist that i want to take you guys on real quick.
I don't think you're going to expect what I'm going to say next because I didn't expect to find out what I found out next. On Friday, I gave you guys the stat.
Jim Schwartz versus Kyle Shanahan. Jim Schwartz gets the best of him every single time.
Kyle Shanahan is now 1-9 versus Jim Schwartz, and he has only scored over 20 points a single time. Now, if you remember, that stat came from a San Francisco 49ers beat writer named Jack Hammer, and we talked about how sick his name is.
I went to look up Jack Hammer because I thought he was maybe going to update it. I found something out that's very interesting that happened between Friday and today.
I'll read this. This is from the Press Democrat.
To our readers, this morning I learned that Jack Hammer, whose work is a freelance blogger covering the San Francisco 49ers, has appeared in the Press Democrats since July 2021, had pleaded no contest to a felony child sex charge 18 years ago and was sentenced to 60 days of work release we have terminated his service effective immediately the incident which involved a 17 year old girl occurred when hammer whose real name is jeff patterson was a high school football coach and math teacher in morgan hill in the south bay in addition to his work release sentence he served five years of probation and had his teaching certificate permanently revoked he was not required to register as a sex offender as a freelancer patterson did not represent the press democrat in a professional capacity as an independent contractor he was not an employee and therefore was not subject to our employee background check process so i went to look up this guy on sunday night and he had deleted all his Twitter, and it was basically all the news in the 49ers fan circles being like, this guy is a fake guy who was a sex predator. So a couple of things.
One, if you're going to try to fly under the radar, one, choose a different name besides Jack Hammer. Jack Hammer is, that's going to make you stand out too hard.
Also, this is a case of having a stat that was too good yeah his stat that was too good that was so good that people found out that he was a sex offender never make a stat that is so good that it catches the eyes of everyone and they're like oh my god this jack hammer guy no yeah if you're a sex offender all your stats should be things that nobody cares about like darren revell yeah pretty much yeah that's interesting uh no i'm saying he's well yeah no I did not I did not say that did not I did not I also didn't I'm just saying I did not say that you did not but yeah Jack Hammer that would imply that he would have had to have sex at some point I really an all-time twist to basically like doing our research on Sunday afternoon and I look up to credit this guy and all I see is so I see that

that scumbag Jack Hammer deleted his Twitter his real name is Jeff Patterson like what the fuck is

going on here so uh yeah a twist on an incredible stat one of the best stats we've had all year

yeah that basically says that Kyle Shanahan has a lot of trouble with Jim Schwartz defenses and

what did we see on Sunday Jim Schwartz put Kyle Shanahan in a box like Brock Purdy looked bad it

I'm going to go. has a lot of trouble with Jim Schwartz defenses.
And what did we see on Sunday? Jim Schwartz put Kyle Shanahan in a box. Like, Brock Purdy looked bad.
He looked bad. It also says something about the newspaper's hiring practices where it just takes somebody submitting an obviously fake name and then they scoot by and nobody looks into their past.
Yeah, I mean, he was an independent contractor. So, yeah.
But, yeah, that was quite not what I expected when I went to look for that stat again. I have a perfectly average stat that nobody will ever think that I'm hiding anything for.
But it's an interesting stat, none the least. The Browns have given up 1,002 yards through five games this season.
Five games, just over 1,000 yards. Hank, how many yards is that per game? 250.25.
Yes. 200.25.
200.25. Right? Yeah.
You were close. You were close.
I actually was doing the same thing in my head. You were doing it in your head.
We're not smart. You were doing four instead of five.
I did that too, yeah. Well, because it's very fun when someone's like 1,000 divided by four.
It's like easy, 250. 250, yep.
Wait, so it's 1,000 divided by five. So that's 200.
So that's 200. Yeah.
Yeah, that's 200. Correct.
That's the fewest any NFL team has given up through five games in over 50 years. That's crazy.
So the Browns defense, like the Browns are really good. Yeah, their defense is really good.
With a defense like that, you don't need Deshaun to be Deshaun from like five years ago.

You just need Deshaun to be like slightly above average.

Yeah, they're really, really good.

And that like their two losses, they did get killed by the Ravens.

The Ravens did figure out the Browns defense because they put up 300 yards on them.

But the Steelers game, like remember the Steelers game?

That was not the Browns defense did everything they could.

It was the fact that the Browns offense kept turning the ball over.

Yeah, the Browns defense did everything they could. It was the fact that the Browns offense kept turning the ball over.
Yeah, the Browns were really good. And if Deshaun Watson could come back and be decent, yeah, they're a really good football team.
This was – it was – I guess if you're the 49ers, you're happy that you get the loss out of the way, kind of bring you back down to earth. And you're also happy that Jim Schwartz coaches in the AFC.
Yeah, and you can also blame the refs for this one. Yeah.
You always have that in your back pocket. There was an insane amount of flags in this game.
There were crazy flags. It was like 200-plus yards of penalties.
There was a P.J. Walker fumble that was ruled an incomplete pass that I still have no idea how they ruled that to be a fumble.
It was crazy. It made zero sense.
There was a chain measurement that people were complaining about too, which every time this happens, when there's a very, very close first down, they bring the chains out. People are like, why are we using chains and sticks to measure first downs? I actually like the chains and sticks.
I like the chains and sticks. I like that this is a multi-billion dollar organization that still brings out shit that you can buy at Home Depot for like $30 to do their official measurements.
It rules. And there's also a very fun feeling of like, ooh, will he, won't he? Like, let's, let's, let's, that final extension.
Yeah. It's, it's drama.
Yeah. There was a total of 25 penalties for a hundred or 224 yards.
That's insane. The bills are trying to kick a field goal, and he missed it.

So now.

A lot of missed kicks.

Now, yeah, that was his second missed kick.

Now the Giants could go win this game.

That's insane. The Giants might be back.

For a game.

Tyrod Taylor, baby.

Revenge game.

This is cover, yeah.

Tyrod Taylor.

Tie God.

This is Jake Bass having a real tough night. Is there even wind? Jake Bass is our goal.
Yeah, yeah. Tyler Ass.
Oh, Miles Garrett, by the way, is a monster. 15 snaps against Trent Williams.
I think Trent Williams was a little banged up, but still, he had four QB pressures on 15 snaps. That's pretty good.
Against Trent Williams. Pretty good.
Also, Kareem Hunt is back. For Niners, he is.
Good. You like to see good guys playing well.
To the Niners fans out there, you'll be fine. The Niners will be fine.
You don't have to play Jim Schwartz again until the Super Bowl. Well, you will be fine, but this is what we were talking about a couple weeks ago.
It's basically every game you're just hoping you don't get injuries. Yeah.
Because Christopher McCaffrey got hurt and Debo got hurt and Trent Williams got banged up. Like, you're just hoping you don't get injured.
Let me ask you this. If the Niners make the Super Bowl and the Browns don't, is there anything against the rules to a team hiring Jim Schwartz as like a consultant just for the Super Bowl? If his team's not in the Super Bowl, wouldn't he be a free agent? Probably.
I guess his contract money could take. I don't know his contract is.

Maybe for lateral moves you couldn't.

Yeah, you need to get Jim Schwartz.

He's got, for some reason, Kyle Shanahan,

the best play caller in the NFL.

Jim Schwartz has got his fucking number.

Yeah, like if it's the Bills going up against the 49ers,

if I'm the Bills, swap seventh-round picks with the Browns

just to get Jim Schwartz on your staff for those two weeks. Yeah, I agree.
Why not? Why not? Okay. Did I have anything else? Oh, his first win, Browns win against the team 5-0 or better.
That's kind of a cool stat. That is cool.
But also makes sense because it is the Browns. Oh, I had one last thing.yle shanahan so the four niners have been killing everyone so we haven't had to have kyle shanahan late game coaching turns out he's still kind of dumb so the two moments he did the he did the opposites he he was aggressive and then he wasn't aggressive so with three minutes left uh and it was they were up 17-16.
They got the ball with three minutes left, and they were up 17-16.

They got the ball with three minutes left.

They could have just run the ball, run clock.

He passes it three times, three and out, has to punt it back for the Browns.

And then when they're on their drive to win the game,

he has first and 10 at the 26 with a timeout in his pocket

and about 50 seconds left, and he goes straight in to kneel down to kick the field goal Not trying to get any closer Just insane Like do You were aggressive in one moment And then you completely turtled in the other So if I were Kyle Shanahan I would put myself into more close games In late game situations Just to simulate it Just to simulate it Yeah, prepare for the playoffs I'd agree Hank, are you okay? Yeah, I'm just trying to watch this game I'm blocked You're blocked? Yeah, you for the playoffs. I'd agree.
Hank, are you okay?

Yeah, I'm just trying to watch this game.

I'm blocked.

You're blocked?

Yeah, you keep moving your head, and I'm like, what's going on? I'm trying to see the time.

It's a minute left.

So, yeah, I don't know Kyle Shanahan late games.

I still – he needs someone else.

You know what he needs?

Kyle Shanahan needs to be in late game situations against Mike McCarthy.

Then he's fine.

Yeah.

Then he's fine.

But when he's coaching against a smart coach, he's like, I think he gets flashbacks. Or just blow everyone out.
Bad flashbacks. Blow everyone out and you don't have to worry about it.
Yep. Okay.
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Hank, do you do you bet the Giants?

No. The way your head's moving.

Can you zoom in on his head moving memes?

He's just like.

You look like a cat going after a laser laser pointer. Looking at the TV.
I can't see the clock. So there's 28 seconds left.
Giants could use the three points right now. I like some Sunday night.
Yeah, from the first half. Yeah, they absolutely could.
They really could use those three points. Very much.
Unbelievable. Great call.
Did Brian Dable haveable have a party last night? Check and see if it's in the children's. I'm not going to report on that.
Tyrod and no. What? Memes love that.
No, we just zoomed in on Hank's eyeballs. Oh, Hank's eyeballs? Yeah.
Yeah, he's going crazy. Like, it's unsettling.

It's already chill.

No, I'm not.

Like, I want you to be able to see it.

Well, I'll call out the time for you.

Okay, thank you.

22 seconds.

Fourth in game.

This is what you're doing.

Oh, fourth in game.

Fourth in game.

Here we go.

Match point.

Giants should always wear these uniforms, by the way.

They do look so much better.

And. Tarod.
Five five down got a clock what's 15 16 run it run it 13 i hope they do well hank 11 10 nine clocked two shots two shots hank shots. No timeouts.
Just love football.

Oh, you love football again?

Yeah.

I thought you said, what was the exact quote?

I don't love football like that.

I don't like ball like that.

Okay.

I guess we can watch this last play before we get.

Well, let's just tee it up.

The Commanders are back. Commanders 24, Falcons 16.
Congrats, PFT. Soupft soupy back on no we won the mid off today okay this was a mid off you knew it was a mid off going into it um but we didn't have to win your defense looked fixed our defense looked okay but we still when we blitz it turns out that we create a lot of pressure and we pressure the opposing quarterback into making mistakes it was nice to see del rio do that a little bit um the the commanders are officially the streak breakers of the nfl streak breaking kings of the nfl um this was a 31 game home winning streak for desmond ritter that was snapped today goes back actually even further than that all the way until he was like a junior in high school first team to beat him at home uh we beat the ravens when they had their 24 game playoff streak uh not playoff preseason streak we beat them uh earlier this year the bears had a 14 game losing streak they broke that the commanders broke that last week and uh before this the bears broke that the commanders broke The Bears losing streak Yeah but we took that win I only have one Don't I only have one win It's all about perspective I cherish that win Yeah you broke your own streak You could say But also the commanders helped Tyrod is Out of bounds Two seconds Okay keep Also, we broke the Eagles' 8-0 streak last year.

They were undefeated until we played them.

And then in 2020, the worst 11-0 team of all time, the Steelers,

we broke that streak as well.

Wow.

The commanders just seem like streak breakers.

Yeah, they are streak breakers.

Sam looked pretty good today.

Now, Falcons fans, congratulations.

You had a decent offensive day.

402 yards.

Washington had 193 yards. You guys had 43 minutes minutes of possession the commanders had 17 minutes of possession and the commanders still won the game so we won ugly today turns out where you start the drives matters because the commander's three touchdown drives were started from the atlanta 11 yeah that was off the punt return the washington 48 and the Atlanta 27.
Yep. But that also is because your defense balled out.
And Desmond Ritter, listen, we love our guy Arthur Smith. He's been doing great in the face department.
Desmond Ritter was so bad today, he brought back Arthur Smith's chins. Well, Arthur Smith is an all-time reaction guy.
Yeah. That's what I's where i've noticed the mustache he did one with his like fist in his face he did a fist to the face he punched himself in the face he had like some genuinely shocked moments when ritter threw an interception well the interception in the end zone was genuinely like it was surprising it the only way that pass made sense is if there was a pre-snap penalty and they were whistling it off yeah and like that you could see that happening.
There was not. It was just one of the worst interceptions we've ever seen.
All right, here comes the last play. Tyrod.
This is game. Tyrod for game.
No flag. No flag.
No flag. And the flag comes in.
Wow. Wow.
Wow. So they're going to have one untimed down at the one-yard line.
Run it. Run it.
Do that same play you did in the first half. Do it.
Big Cat, you were talking about the defense looking better. I have a reason why the defense looked better besides the blitzing.
Emmanuel Forbes didn't play at all today. First-round pick.
He's been getting burned by everybody. So the defense did look better.
This is like a sit-and-learn game for Emmanuel Forbes. It's like you you're not ready yet.
We're going to send you back down to the minors for a game. I am sick of seeing Ron Rivera on the sidelines.
I'm sick of it. I saw him nine times today.
He's off of a win. Nine times today.
He didn't say a word. He's like Jim Caldwell.
He doesn't speak. He has this look on his face like he's a dad on the front porch, and there's a party across the street, and he's trying to figure out if you should call 911 on him.
It's infuriating to watch. And this is off of a win.
Touchdown. Incomplete pass.
No flags. No flag that time.
You know what? That was smart by the defense because there was no way they were going to flag it again. Yeah.
Wow. No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills.
Don't apologize for winning. I mean, Ty God, gutsy performance.
Like the Giants, that was a gutsy performance. performance it would have been nice to have those three points it would have been very nice to have those three points but the bills escape that was an ugly ugly sunday night football game yeah good for the giants yeah the giants didn't roll over no they played as tough as you can and the bills looked the bills are so weird because they'll just it's almost instant where you can see what Dable is claiming.
Dable is claiming something. What are you claiming, Brian Dable? The Bills, it's almost – I think I'm just going to reserve – I'm going to tell myself I'm just going to bet the Bills live now from now on.
Because you can almost tell right away, oh, wow, that was a big time P.I. That was a lot of jersey.
Oh, yeah. you can even put his hand up uh you can tell right away if the bills like they have these games where they just look almost like the whole team is concussed the bills can't fix themselves in the middle of a game right that's the problem they sometimes they get off the bus and they're ready to go and then other times they can't they can't adjust to it what's stable gonna do he held one finger up like one finger up like, wait.
Yeah, he was like, hold on. Wait just a minute here.
Hold on. I would like to have a word with the manager.
That was a lot of that energy coming out of Dable. Please, let me talk to someone who's in charge.
That was a lot of jersey there. But, Big Cat, have you ever been in a place where you're just sick of looking at your coach on the sidelines? Because that's where I'm at with Ron Rivera.
Yeah. I don't know what he does during a game.
Yeah, Matt Iberflus. For the last year, he hasn't done anything during a game.
He doesn't – I would like to see him yelling at somebody. I would like to see him cheering somebody on.
I'd like to see him getting in the ref's face about something. And he just kind of stands there stern.
He just looks like a father figure on the sidelines. i don't know what else he does yeah it's uh it's infuriating and yeah i mean i think the commanders kind of fix themselves for one game we'll see what happens next week i don't even know who they play uh but the big story giants oh okay so that should be another fix yourself game should be uh the big story out of this is the atlanta falcons are good enough to go to the playoffs with any quarterback not named Desmond Rudner.
Have you seen their schedule? It's easy. Yeah.
It's very easy. Taylor Heineke wins today's game.
The Falcons could legitimately still make the playoffs. I'm not writing the Falcons off at all.
Well, yeah, the South sucks. Everyone in the South lost.
The South stinks. And even their games that are against teams that aren't in the South are mostly winnable.
It's so bad because it's not even the interceptions were bad, but he also just missing guys. They had a timeout after a spike, which I don't know if that's the play calling coming, but their defense is good.
They have a lot of really good skill position players. Ritter just completely like you can't.
If you got b minus today the falcons win that game i think the timeout after the spike was because they were trying to draw offsides okay and they didn't get it so they called a timeout which is my second least favorite timeout in the world my least favorite timeout is the think it over timeout we're going to take a timeout here to think about whether or not we should go for it yeah and then end of kick it and then you end up kicking it yeah that's the that's my least favorite time that is the worst time out by far but yeah desmond ritter i don't know you got to change it like when it wins their bye week i don't know taylor heineke wins that game today do you not agree oh yeah 100 like that like taylor heineke would throw two interceptions for sure but he would have gotten you in the end zone he'd also throw like two or three touchdown passes um Kyle Pitts was there today week 11 Kyle Pitts was alive today yeah that was good to see Kyle Pitts looked good Drake Drake London looked pretty good too so they're doing some good things on offense the running game wasn't wasn't really cooking like it had been in the past but still like yeah the Falcons are good enough they're good enough to make the playoffs for sure yeah and they're wasting it with desmond ritter gotta fix that so i'm not thinking soup anymore but i the officer in the conversation yeah absolutely they should be absolutely the the nfc is going to be wide open like they're to me right now in the nfc it's eagles it's uh eagles niners lions this isn't in any order lions fans we'll get to you later. You are the best team in the NFC right now.
Seahawks, Cowboys, and then those last two spots, which one of them will be the NFC South. But the seventh spot is going to be wide open.
There are a lot of teams that could be in that conversation. Speaking of which, next game, Vikings 19, Bears 13.
I mean, the Bears stink. I don't know what to say.
Justin Fields took another step back, then got hurt. Vikings, I was looking at it.
They might have saved their season today because they actually have, they play the Niners next week, which is going to be a tough game, but they have a nice little like seven game stretch where they can win any of those games. And two and four is just such a different feeling than one and five.
Like they can string together a couple games. They're right back in that.
Hey, maybe we make the playoffs seven seed. I still don't think the Vikings are very good.
The Bears defense made them look averagein jefferson changes everything uh and the bears defense deserves a lot of credit but yeah the bears offense went back to same old ways justin fields looked lost uh bad performance tyson badgent who i know there's a lot of people who be like who the fuck is that he's been the talk of the town since preseason because he made the roster he's from from Shepard University. Broke all types of records in Division II.
There's no one who's more popular in Chicago than the backup quarterback. So everyone knew who he was.
He comes in, fumble, fumble score, nice touchdown drive, interception. So that's the Tyson Badger experience.
So he's a gamer. I can just tell by watching him by watching he's a gamer yeah and if you don't know what shepherd university is i grew up not too far from shepherd university i had a lot of friends that went to shepherd university all of them went to shepherd university after they failed out of west virginia so when you fail out of west virginia you stop at shepherd for like six months you do one semester and then you're like yeah fuck It's not really for me.
It's a halfway home that transitions you from West Virginia to the real world. Yes.
And this guy is playing in NFL games. And he actually, he didn't look bad when he was throwing those passes.
Like when he gets the ball out, it looks nice. He gets the ball out fast.
It's good to see, like Justin Fields, he watches dropbacks, long dropbacks. It's, again, this was the game.

The Vikings defense stinks. You expected, hopefully, to have the last two games carry over to this game.
Justin Fields looked good. And, you know, yeah, he got injured, but he was bad before he got injured.
Yeah, he was. I'm going to call it like I see it.
I'm still hoping. I was having this conversation the other day.
It's not that I'm trying to delude myself into being like Justin Fields. I see the flashes, and life would be so much easier if he was just awesome.
It would rock. Because, again, we're six weeks.
We're a third of the way through the season. The Bears currently are sitting with the number one and the number two pick.
That is official right now if the season ended today they'd have the number one number two pick if you had your franchise quarterback that would be like the greatest spot a franchise has ever been in so yeah i'm a little bit willing it to try to be into existence uh and today was another it was another step back not good especially if he's injured he's out for a while yeah he had a dislocated thumb that he popped back into place himself which i think that's that's the one injury in the nfl that happens pretty frequently that would make anybody else faint on the spot it happened to them like people dislocate their fingers and they pop them back into place then they keep playing in these games and if i if i dislocate my finger i would actually pass out. I would just be standing going, ah, ah, hospital, hospital, someone, hospital.
Yeah, I would go to the hospital and I would stay there for like three extra days. I'd be like, just make sure it doesn't pop out again.
Are you sure I can walk? Yeah. Yeah, I'm not going to touch anything.
I would be afraid to. Sir, you dislocated your thumb.
It's not your feet. I'd be afraid to pick anything up ever for the rest of my life.
I'd be like. Oh, I would be bedridden.
I can't write. can't write i can't write no i can you please get my phone hold my phone in front of my face for me yeah i'm scared to scroll i wouldn't eat my own food i'd be drinking smoothies yeah because that way i can just use a straw and suck all my food down yeah it would be it would be extra um the real credit to this win should go to creed the band creed because kirk cousins started listening to creed with the team this week it was like their theme song because the rangers listened to a lot of creed the baseball rangers listen to creed so so kirk cousins brought the big guns and they were blasting higher on the stereo before practices before today's game and cousins said they've got quite a catalog we started with higher this week we didn't want to overstep our bounds so just higher next week maybe we can see what we can go to from there oh so creed might be the key to turning around the season for the vikings also daniel hunter who's still very good but mostly creed but mostly mostly scott staff if they lose i don't know what they're going to do if they lose the niners because they probably will lose the niners right? You would imagine.
And then do you start trying to trade? I don't know because Daniel Hunter is a guy who would get you some picks back. And he's still very good at football.
So Cousins apparently is not getting traded. That's the word now.
He doesn't want to pack up and move. But we'll see if the Vikings continue to just – if they stink for the next four or five games, then you'll be getting some calls.
Teams are going to ask about Kirk Cousins. Kirk Cousins on the Falcons, they would be a playoff team.
Can you imagine that? If they offered him a massive extension, he'd have to say yes to that trade, right? Yeah, I don't think they would offer him a massive extension. Anyway, Slice, I think Kirk Cousins is going to end up making over $300 million.
Yeah. Which is wild.
He's won at the game of football. Yeah.
He has won at the game of football. The good news is for the Bears, I went into today's game being like, oh, if we win this game, Raiders next week, who knows? Could be three and four.
The minute that shit went south and Justin Fields got hurt and he looked like crap and they lost the game, just flip right back to tank. Yeah.
God, that was great. Yeah.
It's actually really nice that crossroads. This is probably the last week I could have done it because now I can't.
I can't pretend that next week if they win, ooh, two and five, who knows what's going to happen. This was the final where you can go into a game hoping to win and when you lose, saying to yourself, actually, that's exactly what we want to do.
It was all a bit. So it was nice.
It was the final game of that, which it's kind of nice to have that in your back pocket. It's fun.
Football enjoying situation when you can essentially suck so bad. They can be like, ha, jokes on you.
That was a bit. It kicking my ass yeah yeah and then if we wouldn't be like bears are back yeah i can't believe you just lost to us moron right it's a win-win yeah can i give you something else for your little spank bank yeah so jim harbaugh this week he was asked about uh quarterbacks what his uh the best quarterbacks in college football are he went out of his way to pay Caleb Williams a massive compliment.
He said Caleb Williams and J.J. McCarthy are like MJ and Kobe, the two of them.
So he had to acknowledge his own guy, obviously. But then he threw in Caleb Williams' name.
Is Drake May LeBron? I don't know. I don't know.
But you might have your crack at MJ. I want Harbaugh.
That's what I'm saying. Like Harbaugh, I think it is in the back of Harbaugh's mind that if he wins a national championship, he wants to go back to the NFL because there's one thing about Harbaugh that has been driving him insane.
Yes. And that's the fact that he lost the Super Bowl to his brother.
Yes. And that has to eat him up all the time.
Yes. You know every time he has a family gathering, he's like this motherfucker.
He can't stand the fact that he hasn't won a Super Bowl and his brother has won over him. So he's definitely thinking about going back to the NFL, and you would think that he would want to go back to a team that might be in a position to draft Caleb Brooks.
I like it. I want it.
Just think about it. Man football.
I'm rooting for Michigan to win the national title for that reason. You should be.
Yeah, why not? Eberflus is now 0-8 against the NFC North. He also, we, the Bears have not won a home game in almost 13 months.
God bless Chicago sports fans that go to Bears games. God bless them.
Listen, the tailgates are fun. If it's still nice weather, I mean, you will see at the end of this season, there will not be many people.
People will choose not to go, and the McCaskies will be like, what the hell happened? Why aren't people having pride in the Bears? But, you know, today was a nice day. A fun time.
Watched some NFL football right by the lake. But, yeah, the McCaskies take the fandom for granted.
They take the fact that there's loyalty to the Bears for granted because the product is not good and it hasn't been good for a long time. Christmas Eve, Cardinals at Bears.
Yeah, right. I hope we should do.
You should get a medal, like an Army medal. 325 kick.
You should be eligible for USAA if you go to that game and sit through the entire thing at Soldier Field. I wonder if we could organize.
What if we organized a GoFundMe walkout where it's like if we did the GoFundMe to then buy everyone's tickets to not attend.

And then the next week, New Year's Eve, they're home against the Falcons.

That would be sick.

You should just send.

Because if there was actually like, let's say, 5,000 people in the stands, that would be a huge story.

You know what it should be? You just do the GoFundMe and then make only Lori Lightfoot gets to attend the game. Yeah.
That would be funny. Yeah.
They'll retire her jersey. Yeah.
But it's bad. It's bad in Chicago right now, but it might get good.
That's the thing. It might get good real soon.
First and second pick. First and second pick.
I just wish Justin Fields was better because then you could trade the first and second pick for like 3,000 picks.

I should also mention that they're 0-8 against the NFC North

after Poles said,

we're going to take the North

and we're never going to give it back.

So it hasn't really worked out going long shanks on them.

I did do a draft simulation

where I traded the first and second pick

and I kept on trading them

until I had literally every single pick

in like the 2029 draft in the first round.

It ruled.

That is pretty cool. I traded the first and second pick, and I kept on trading them until I had literally every single pick in the 2029 draft in the first round.

It ruled.

That is pretty cool.

It was pretty awesome.

I just wheeled and dealed until I had every single pick.

So maybe that's what they do.

What fan base wouldn't be down for that?

Having all rookies?

If you had every single pick in an entire first round,

that would be the coolest draft night ever. Yeah.
It would be so awesome. It would be very interesting.
Yeah. You just get to pick a whole new team.
If you were smart, you would then draft... Would you draft your quarterback at the end of the first round? Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. Like a 32nd overall pick? Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
It would be really interesting to see how that math would come into play. into play.
Yeah. To see where we stand with, like, the rookie pay scale.
Well, what would happen would, in reality, I would get every, I would work my ass off to get every first round pick in a draft. And then I would trade, I would start trading those picks.
So then I had, like, half of every first round pick. Next year.
For, like, ever. Yeah.
For, like, the next 10 years. Just, I would draft merchant I would just I would hoard all the picks and I would just be be holding on to them forever never actually using them but just having them because you can always sell a draft pick yeah you can always sell hope it would be so funny watching teams do their draft prep for that game too or for that draft where like you know the Bears have every pick but you have to be ready just in case you get the ninth pick overall yeah just in case you get the 12th pick overall right nobody knows what's going on i put them in a big bag oh the viking let them let them pick out like you have to trade me next year's first rounder and then you get to pick out a random draft pick it could be the first could be the 10th yeah if that would not be a bad idea if you made them give you like okay we're going to simulate this draft as if we're giving you the 16th overall pick, but we're playing deal or no deal where you get to see which pick is actually in the suitcase.
Right. And it could be you might have gotten the first for the price of the 16th or you might have gotten the 32nd.
Right. That'd be fun.
Yeah, it would be a lot of fun. Okay, speaking of draft picks, Dolphins 42, Panthers 21.
The Panthers don't have their first round draft pick. Also, the Panthers were up 14-0 in this game.
That was funny because the Dolphins are so good that they were down 14-0 and they covered a two-touchdown spread with somewhat ease. I know that it became a 14-point game when Mike White threw a pick six, but the Dolphins are – they just – they essentially woke up today.
panthers bryce young looked great if i were the panthers i would have tried to find a way to forfeit after the first two drives like let's it can only go down from here and it did because the dolphins then went on uh five of their next six drives they scored a touchdown just absolutely fucked them up. And that was basically the first two drives for Bryce Young was the extent of his day looking good.
Yeah, if you're a Panthers fan, you can at least be like, Bryce Young looked pretty good at the start of this game. That's all they need to see.
It's like Bryce doing Bryce things that makes you realize, okay, maybe it was the right call to use the first overall pick on him. Like a total coward's move, but I wish you could do this where you're just like, okay, we've seen enough.
We know we're not going to win this game. Let's just pack it up and go home.
Yeah. Because it did start looking bad again.
Tyreek Hill had the best play ever where he scored a touchdown and then he ran through the end zone and he got a dude's camera that was filming him. And then he did a video selfie of him taking a backflip in the end zone after he scored a touchdown.
I'm pretty personal camera guy i think so too yeah because there's gonna be like you'll see the instagram highlight video like yeah yeah he was running no i already saw the video the video is awesome video is cool the guy was recording the entire play because he knew that tyreek was going to score a touchdown at some point then hill found him in the back of the end zone was like okay yeah you're my guy just let me get that phone real quick that's that phone real quick. That's worth 15 yards.
I bet you Mike McDaniels is going to be like, you know what? Like it hurt the team, but we're playing against the Panthers. That was worth it.
Very cool. Yes.
Tyree kill. Could we see the first 2000 yard receiver? Well, he got it.
He like pulled a hammy today, right? But he came back in. It was like the classic Tyree kill thing where the human body is not meant to run that fast.
so then the hamstring the muscles just kind of rebel against him and then he has to go take he has to go hit the foam roller for a second yes and come back in but he is uh so the record is night is uh 1964 Megatron came very close to 2000 obviously they have another game but Tyree kill right now has 814 yards through six games. He is averaging 135 yards a game and he's on pace for 2300 yards.
He, can we say he's just the best receiver in the NFL? I know that he might not be. I know Justin Jefferson is incredible.
I know what, every time we do this conversation, there's, there's different guys. Jamar chase.
Oh, there's a lot of really good receivers. Maybe I'll phrase it this way.
He is the hardest guy to game plan for. He's the biggest mismatch just in terms of speed because it really is like watching a different sport when he's running.
Yeah, he is. He might not be the best receiver in terms of catching the ball, high-pointing the ball, catching in traffic.
He is impossible to game plan for when he's healthy. I would say he's the most dynamic playmaker in the NFL.
You can't. You can play your safeties 30, 40 yards deep, and then the rest of your defense is going to get shredded by four other super fast guys.
But even when they're playing 30 yards deep, if you take one false step or one angle that isn't exactly perfect he'll just run right by you he's like a an incredibly fast gymnast yeah that's kind of what he is he's and you there's nobody like him justin jefferson is like he's incredible but there are also a lot of other receivers out there that have that type of skill set just none as good as as his is. Yeah.
But with Tyreek Hill, it's like nobody's as fast as him. Nobody can change direction like he can.
Yeah, he's short. It'd be nice if he was like a little bit taller for some jump balls.
That's the one thing that he doesn't really have. But he's just so good at adjusting to the ball, too, when he's running a deep route that he doesn't need to be super tall to make these contested catches.
And you see a lot of the teams are playing very far off the line of scrimmage and playing deep, you know, two safeties deep, because I think he leads the league in in-cutting routes for catches, because that's really what keeps happening, is where the whole defense is trying to keep Tyreek Hill in front of him, that he has all this space to just cut underneath the defense, catch the ball, and then he does all these plays that that you see in like video games where you're cutting across the middle and then you stop and you cut back across right and go all the way to the other side of the field he's probably the fastest guy in terms of not losing any speed when he makes a cut or if he's like reaching behind his own body to make a catch and then continuing to run yeah it's crazy it crazy. It's like he's on a little golf cart.
It's really nuts. And the Dolphins offense is just out of this world.
I know that it was the Panthers, but that's what good teams should do is just kick the shit out of them. Do you see Steven Ross did the waddle? Kind of ruined the waddle.
Oh, no. Yeah, I liked it.
Yeah, he should celebrate it. Yeah.
Yeah, should he? Yeah. The billionaires do their own fucking celebrations.
Yeah, I'm not. I don't know.
It's just like, ah, man. It does make it over.
It's like when Adam Schefter did the gritty. Yeah.
Killed the gritty. And then he dressed up like Kirk.
Yeah. He looked great, though.
Right? Yeah. Schefter looked strong.
That was the best he's ever done. I thought it was he and his wife and they were doing the

waddle. I was like, alright, this might not be cool anymore.

I mean, it's essentially like if I did the waddle, people would be like,

ooh, that's bad. When Frank the Tank does

it, it looks awesome. Awesome.
Yeah, really good.

Fans in the stands, awesome. I don't know.

The owner, not so much. I just like,

yeah, just like, okay. I feel

like now the joke is not as funny

anymore. I'd like to call attention to a great

stat line that we got out of this game.

Mike White, he was 0-1 with a pick six.

That is a perfect game.

That is a perfect quarterback game.

We had Stat Hole look it up here, and he found a list.

There's only eight quarterbacks that have ever done that.

0-1 with one pick six and no other attempted passes.

The last one was Kellen Clemons back in 2007 for the New York Jets.

I love it.

I love it.

Thank you. one with one pick six and no other attempted passes the last one was killing clemens back in 2007 for the new york jets um i love it i love it thank you mike whiteford that's just a nice little cherry on top of this game for the for the dolphins who are feeling pretty good about themselves because they've they're at 40 498 yards per game right now the second place team would be the Saints from 2011 with 467 yards per game right now.
The second place team would be the Saints from 2011 with 467 yards per game. So this is like the best offense that we've ever seen.
I would love to see what would happen if they played the Browns. I want to see the best defense against the best offense.
But right now, you're pretty happy if you're a Dolphins fan. Sundays are so good if you're a Dolphins fan.

You're just like, I can't wait to see my team run unabetted through somebody's secondary for 60 minutes today,

just rack up points.

Oh, we're down 10?

Oh, okay.

Just give us like three minutes.

Yeah, well, we have Tyreek Hill, so we're actually up 30.

We have some awesome Dolphins games coming up too.

At Eagles, they play the Patriots,

and they play at home against the Chiefs. Those are going to be great games.
That's Germany. That's Germany.
That's your morning game. Oh, fuck that.
That ruins that. I was looking at these two coaches.
Do you think that there's ever been a bigger gap in amount of weed smoked by two opposing head coaches in NFL history than Mike McDaniel and Frank Reich. Yeah, I mean, McDaniel goes up against Belichick, goes up against...
I bet Belichick smoked weed before. I actually think the gap between McDaniel and all the AFC East coaches, not McDaniel, is vast.
McDermott's not a weed smoker. Salah's not a weed smDaniel is fast.
McDermott does not. McDermott's not a weed

smoker. Salah's not a weed

smoker. I bet McDermott in

college he's like you know I experimented

with marijuana in college.

No he

definitely he was a wrestler. Yeah.

No chance. Can't get the munchies if

you're a wrestler. Yeah.
You're making weight.

Like that. McDaniel

would not party with anyone. Belichick might actually be the answer as closest in the AFC East.
I would put McDermott over Frank Reich though. Frank Reich looks like he would call the cops if he found a joint in the office.
I don't know. I think McDermott might be the leader.
We should ask him. Have you ever smoked weed?

I'm trying to think of all the coaches.

I bet you, what's his name?

Gannon for the Cardinals.

He probably smoked weed once and was like,

I'm having a panic attack.

Call the ambulance.

I can never do it again.

Too much anxiety.

What, you did that, Jake?

Of course you did.

Oh, my God.

Tell us a story.

Did you actually go to the hospital? No,'s just my I'm already a paranoid person are you paranoid you're paranoid what are your biggest paranoid fears tell them so we can exploit them no yeah I don't see you as a paranoid guy yeah I know this is news to you guys you're with you guys for four and a half years no but No but no, no, no. You're what's the word for hypochondriac? Germophobe.
You're a big xenophobe. Yeah, I don't think you're paranoid.
You might be paranoid like, oh, I got what if I get really high and accidentally tweet out the Ray Allen tweet? Yeah. What are you? Are you actually paranoid?

I'm being honest.

Yeah.

I don't.

You do not strike me as a paranoid person.

Do you think like the cops are coming when you smoke weed?

Like, what do you think?

Well, like in high school.

Yeah.

Who do you think is going to come get you?

I don't know.

No.

The journalist police.

It's just.

You think someone just like. Tell us your biggest paranoia that you deal with.
Getting canceled. Oh.
Okay. Yeah.
The Ray Allen tweet. You're right.
Someone who's been canceled a few times. It's not that bad.
You actually... Right.
Like the YouTube numbers go crazy. I don't really know what...
I don't really know what canceled would mean for you, Jake. call games my future yeah one shot well Marv Albert calls games oh okay so now I understand yeah you yeah no I get it you're paranoid every day yeah yeah yeah being around us actually just shooting the shit on tape all the time okay this makes sense there's so many opportunities for you to fuck up and say the wrong thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, no, so this job is hell for you.

Oh, I love it.

Yeah, but you're paranoid.

Like, were you a little worried when the Taylor Swift stuff happened?

No.

Can we make sure Max and memes anytime that PFT and I start going off a tangent

that could get us canceled?

Make sure that we cut the camera to Jake Jake intermediately so he's in the clip.

I'd like to discuss my thoughts on abortion right now.

In America, right now, you have people that serve on the Supreme Court

that are going to die in their chairs.

You can't vote them off.

It's tricky.

It's a weird situation, right, Jake?

It's like, you're a guy.

You'll never have to get an abortion,

but you get to rule on whether women will. What do you think about that, Jake? Okay, this is a problem for you, Jake.
You can get Viagra at any drugstore right now as a man. Next game.
Jake, how does it feel to be a Dolphins fan right now? Feels fantastic. I'm excited for the battle next week against Max on Sunday Night Football.
I'm going to be as loud as him. no no you can't do that you can't get canceled yeah i'll lead the charge i think that's part of why i'm like get this guy out of here i think that's part of why since i joined the show i'm not as like into my teams anymore because like if i was like middle school yankee jake i would be like people would be upset well people hate max yeah exactly but max is not i i think you got to be who you are.
Exactly. Walk me through.
Max is himself. What was middle school Yankee Jake like? Just like yelling at the TV.
Yeah. Like middle school anyone.
Uh-huh. Jerk it off.
Whoa. Whoa.
Wait, how old were you? Are you saying that I'm immature? 2009 World Series? Wait, that's a little kid you were just talking about jerking off. Eighth grade.
Hey, Jack Hammer, chill out over there.

Relax.

You guys didn't jerk off a lot of middle school once you discovered it?

No, but I'm not now talking about other boys jerking off.

I was no fap.

Was it like middle school anyone?

No, I was no fap.

I was eating clean.

Well, you probably didn't.

I wasn't.

Yeah.

Oh, that's very funny, Hank.

I was actually, I peaked when I was in middle school athletically because I was just as tall as everyone. Middle school, I knew I wasn't going to get controlled by the Matrix.
I was a top G. I didn't even look at a woman.
That's how straight I was. Yeah, held all my semen in just for my boys.
Actually, Jake, you might be as loud as Max if Max was as quiet as he was today. Yeah.
Max was so quiet today. We'll talk about that game later.
I was like, is he okay? Max lost this game for his first game. He lost to the Jets.
We'll get to it later. You're an Eagles fan, and you're looking for a finger to point at somebody.
Point it right at Max Christopher DeLinte. We call this a tease in the business.
Max lost the game today. We will get to it later.
Jake, I'm sorry you're paranoid about getting canceled.

But yeah, you probably will.

Everyone does.

Well, let's not hope that's the case.

Okay, fine.

We won't hope it's the case.

All right, fine, fine, fine, fine.

That was big of me.

Can I get some credit for that?

You can just say it.

No, no, no.

I'm getting there. I don't want you to get canceled.
I do not want you to get canceled. Would it be funny if there was like a cancellation scare? Maybe, but I don't want you to actually get canceled.
What's Steve Kerr's son's name? Nicholas. Yep.
Yep. All right.
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Jags 37, Colts 20. Jags looked good.
Must win for the Jaguars. The Jags looked good.
Their defense looked good. This is now nine straight losses for the Colts in Jacksonville.
We talked about that on Friday. But, yeah, the Jags looked good.
Their defense looked very good. Travis Etienne also scored two touchdowns in 17 seconds.
That ruled. And, yeah, the Jags, do you know the Jags lead? I don't know if anything changed after tonight.
Probably not. But they, I believe, lead the league in takeaways right now through six games.
I didn't know that. 15 takeaways.
Josh Allen had another one today. Yes, I'm not sure.
Oh, yeah, the other Josh Allen. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. But, yeah, the Jags defense.
Are the Jags good? They're three in a row now. And credit to the Jags, two games in London, one against the Bills, and then coming back home, they've won three in a row.
They've righted the ship after that Chiefs-Texans double loss in a row. The Jags might be good.
I think we just – yeah, the Jags are good, and we should be respecting Doug Peterson as head coach more. Yes.
Let's make a note. Jake, can you make a note for like three weeks from now? Now that's a guy who smokes weed.
Just to – yeah. Oh, for sure.
Just respect Doug Peterson. Out of like a really cool cool old like skull bowl he's got a giant bong for sure yeah he's got a shitload he's got different he pulls out a whole cabinet where he's like yeah he probably wakes up with a spliff yeah yeah stays buzzed all day yeah they're on a bye in three weeks jugs oh yeah that's a perfect time just Just remind us, respect Doug Peterson as a head coach.

Now, for the Colts, they played bad.

The good news is they get to play the Browns defense next.

Yeah, Gardner Minshew did not look good.

I know that we're not smart enough to be NFL head coaches.

I think Shane Steichen is actually a very good head coach.

It sucks that Anthony Richardson possibly could be out for the year

with his shoulder surgery.

I did hiccup just there.

Would he think about

potentially starting Sam Ellinger

for one series

and then putting in Gardner Minshew?

Just to make Gardner Minshew

come off the bench.

So I looked it up.

Gardner Minshew in his last 12 starts

is 2-10. In his last two relief appearances he's 2 and 0 yeah just like you can't have a middle relief like a middle reliever start a game as a closer start a game let gardner minshu think he's not starting and then put him in and let him just be himself because i think he might just put a a little too much pressure on himself.
They're definitely opener quarterbacks, like starting quarterbacks. There's relief pitcher quarterbacks and there's closer quarterbacks, right? Like I would actually have Tim Tebow in the last minute of any game.
Yep. Just cause he does weird shit and he gets, he gets the job done somehow.
I would, I would actually not hate having Ryan Tannehill be an opener. Yeah.
Just a nice clean three and out. Yeah.
Who's probably not going to throw a pick pick that early Josh Dobbs would not be a bad starting quarterback yeah he's really good in the first half it is weird that like with advanced analytics wouldn't it be harder to if you I guess this really doesn't make sense because we are stupid but and we're essentially just going back in time and doing like Lloyd Carr when he did like Drew Henson Tom Tom Brady. But if you had two quarterbacks or three quarterbacks that had all vastly different skills, like a lefty, a fast guy, and a big arm guy.
Have them all on the field at the same time. The Saints.
Yeah, but like just go drive to drive. And like you don't know what's coming.
Yeah. No, I mean.
I think we might have just found the next edge in the NFL. I think there are different skill sets for like.
Oh, they're showing the flip right now with Tyreek Hill. This also is a very dumb premise because we also spend like the entire, every single NFL season for the existence of this show and the existence of our lives being like, there's only really like 20 good starting quarterbacks.
Well, I was going to say that.

We're now trying to find three.

You could probably piece together the best four quarterbacks by quarter

and they would still be worse than Patrick Mahomes is all the time.

Yeah, but it'd be tough to defend against.

It would be.

If you did a Josh Dobbs, Gardner Minshew,

maybe Malik Cunningham, see what he has.

And then Jameis.

Yeah.

Need a lefty.

I think that's a good thing. Gardner Minshew, maybe Malik Cunningham, see what he has.
And then Jameis.

Yeah.

Need a lefty.

I think the lefty thing would be very interesting.

Tua.

Yeah.

Like, yeah, I think we might be on to something.

So either way, Shane Steichen, just think about it.

Sam Ellinger is there.

You can start him and then bring in Gardner Minshew after literally one play,

I think, would do the trick.

So it's crazy because if you'd asked me what his record was as a starter,

I wouldn't have said he was that good.

I wouldn't have said he was that good. I wouldn't have said that his record was solid, but if you told me he started 12 games, I would probably say he won five of them.
Yeah. But no two and 10, two and 10.
He won a few more games if you go farther back, but like, cause he had the, he had the time where he was actually a starter like in jacksonville yeah yeah but two and ten and then uh yeah he you know like he started two games for the eagles last year lost both those he started this game lost this he came in relief in the ravens game and what was the oh the titans game won both of those, yeah, Gardner Minshew. What are you guys laughing about now? Butts.
Oh, that's funny. Okay, butts.
Who's but? It was just a reply. Oh, it was a reply but.
It was an OnlyFans Twitter reply but. Oh.
Was it the thickest girl on Twitter? Something like that.

This 18-year-old out here?

Was it that girl, Roxy, that replies to everybody?

Yeah.

I thought she just replied to me.

Yeah, everyone.

It's everyone.

Literally everyone.

It was butthole.

It was like, yeah.

It was actual butthole.

Oh, I've seen that one.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Some of them get very graphic.

My feet has just been butthole for the last three days. They get very graphic.
Yeah, so the Colts, I don't know. It sucks about Anthony Richardson.
It does. It really sucks.
He might be out for the season. Did you see the one cool thing he did this week, though? Yeah, it was cool.
He went to a fan's house for his birthday. And just hung out with him.
He just chilled with him for hours, just hanging out. I mean, we kind of do do that when we do Grit Week Like if I were a professional athlete, I would do that.
I would just show up. Yeah.
Like when Joel Embiid used to be cool when he would just show up to random like parks and play ball. Yeah.
That is something that that person will talk about for the rest of their lives. We should go.
You know what we should do? No, there's a future me. not gonna say it who would be the the worst what the worst nfl player to show up at your house randomly agree that we shouldn't do it if carson winch showed up at my house i would call the police you agree that we shouldn't i would be like get the fuck off my property stand your ground yeah i've got too many pigeons that hang out on my house you're gonna start firing a shotgun into my house i was gonna say we should go to a wedding because we've been invited to a million weddings and we never will go.
But maybe we'll go to a random one. We won't.
You know what? We won't agree to do anything. But maybe.
Yeah. We do get invited to a lot of weddings.
Open bar. If there's open bar, I will consider it.
Hank's so mad that I said that out loud. On a Saturday? It would be awesome, though.

Good point.

It would be very cool.

The one day we don't have any PMT obligations.

Maybe a Friday wedding.

Maybe a Monday wedding.

What do we do Thursday?

We record right after.

That would be cool.

Off season.

If you have a Thursday wedding planned, not during football season.

Oh, that would actually be a pretty cool episode.

We did a wedding episode where we just recorded at someone's wedding. Okay, that was a bad idea.
I'm sorry, Hank. It was smart of your instinct to say, don't say it out loud.
But you know that once I say, I'm not going to say it, I always say it. The wedding episode would also stink because, well, no, we get drunk at the wedding.
Yeah. We would have to get drunk at the wedding.
Yeah, we would definitely get drunk at the wedding. Okay.
Carson Wentz, if you heard that, don't get any ideas. Don't even think about it, dude.
Nims is saying that we wouldn't get drunk. I would get drunk at this wedding.
Yeah, we know. Oh, you'd be a tie around your head.
You're a tie around your head. You're also, I know this for a fact.
Yeah, no, no, I'll stop you right here. Max was going to say, I'm an awesome time at weddings.
And what he means by that is that he's the sweatiest fucking dude on the dance floor. And everyone's like, ew, get away from me.
Max, you take your shoes off, don't you? No, I've ripped like two pants at weddings. I've done that too.
Yeah, that happens. The suit pants are just...
It's not right what they do. No.
And it's also not right that you don't wear a suit for eight months and then your body changes. Yeah.
And then you put it on and it doesn't fit. Okay.
Texans 20, Saints 13. CJ Stroud threw a pick.
Another thing we got right. We nailed it.
We said he was going to throw a pick and it was the best interception I've ever seen in my entire life because he threw a pick and then the Saints fumbled right after, like literally after the interception. So they didn't even have to take the offense off the field.
And then he drove them down and scored a touchdown. So like Josh Allen threw that one interception against the Jets that everybody was like, great interception because it was a 40-yard arm punt, right? What CJ Stroud did on one play was he did an arm punt and then he had them do an even worse punt back to him.
he threw two punts on one interception that they then recovered and went in and scored a touchdown and good for cj yeah and the and the the texans are fun they are verbal meme it's the um is it spongebob when he's standing in the window looking out yep squidward squidward looking at at spongebob and patrick yeah so i'm squidward and I'm looking out at D'Amico Ryans and C.J. Stroud and being like, I wish I had this fun.
Because they shouldn't be 3-3, but they play tough defense. C.J.
Stroud is the real deal. I like Damien Pierce too.
Yeah, they're very well coached. Damien Pierce is awesome.
And yeah, they got some studs, some young studs. They're everything I want.
They're everything I want in life. I've got a couple takes here.
One, the Texans could make the playoffs. Yeah.
Their schedule is very easy. They're a good team.
They beat teams that they should beat for the most part. It's going to be tough because the AFC.
AFC is very hard. But the dream is still alive if you're a Texans fan.
It's definitely still alive. And D'Amico might be coach of the year.
I think he gets our vote, right? Yeah, he gets our vote. If the Super Bowl were today, D'Amico Rhines would be coach of the year.
Yeah, so the problem with the Texans making the playoffs. There's a lot.
There's a few problems, but. No, it's actually not that crazy.
It's alive. You're basically saying that.
No, it's actually not that crazy because. the jet it's actually not that crazy.
You basically, you're basically saying that, uh, no, that it's actually not that crazy because the jet it's between the jets, the Bengal, the Bengals, the steel, the whole entire AFC North could make the playoffs. And then the jets and the bills, you got to find a way in either way.
They're fun. Yeah, they're very fun.
The saints are the biggest bummer of a team that has ever existed. Derek Carr went there to fix everything.
Derek Carr had the most, like, busy day with nothing to show for it. 50 attempts, 353 yards, 13 points.
He did all that work. All that work, and they just kept on driving down the field and not scoring.
They missed the field goal. I just – the Saints are a bummer of a team.
Yeah, I agree. I agree.
They're very boring to watch on offense. Even when Derek Carr is making good throws, they're still boring good throws.
Yeah. They don't really accomplish much.
That's the thing. He throws a lot of like 25-yard passes to the sidelines and then drives Saul out and nothing happens after that.
And everyone's mad at Pete Carmichael, as they should be. They're offensive coordinator just gonna throw a name out there wild speculation if the saints ever decide to move on from pete carmichael but he might just like have a job for life there like a supreme court justice because he was there when drew breeze was in town so he has like you know sean payton it's like sean payton drew breeze basically rebuilt new orleans that's what they like to remind us of whenever they have a primetime game.
Carmichael has like 5% stake in that.

He was part of that whole thing.

Is there a coach out there that could be a pretty good offensive coordinator

that is familiar with Derek Carr and Foster Moreau,

the two of those guys?

A guy named John Gruden.

We know that the Saints organization hates Roger Goodell.

What better way to get back at Roger Goodell than to hire the guy that led the Roger Goodell as a football pussy? The only problem is I don't think John Gruden would sign up to be an understudy of Dennis Allen. Maybe not.
That seems like something he would just be like. It would be shadow head coach.
I think his body would reject it. Yeah.
I think he would be like, I i cannot actually do this he would actually just do all the stuff that a head coach does right and dennis allen would just have the title yeah but i just think about the idea i don't hate the idea how they're gonna say joshua daniels oh god oh god no yeah um but yeah the the texans are very fun and i am i like watching, and they play really hard, and they're well-coached,

and they're everything I want.

You know what the Saints are averaging?

They're averaging 16 points per game.

Yeah.

Pretty bad.

They're a bummer, and they just scored 34.

They got rid of all their points last week.

Can you imagine how bad you'd be as a football team

if you gave up 34 points to the New Orleans Saints?

Bad. Real bad.
Pretty bad. Or like 40 points to the Bears? Yeah.
Pretty bad. Really bad.
Okay. We teased this.
Let's get to it. Jets 20.
Eagles 14. The New York Jets have finally beaten the Philadelphia Eagles as a franchise.
0-13 going into today. So it was the memes versus Max.
We're not allowed to say that anymore. Why? Because it was a coward.
Memes did not come for the game. Coward move.
And he texted us. He's like, holy shit, as the Jets were running back that last interception.
Coward move. You didn move you didn't come and face you thought you were gonna get killed and then when you didn't get killed you're like oh i want to i want to partake with the guys front running memes i was gonna come in at halftime but you didn't but you didn't but i didn't because the jets kicked field a little so i was like i'm keeping yeah so you still thought they were gonna lose no i was keeping the vibes vibes were, so you still thought they were going to lose.
No, I was keeping the vibes.

Vives were good.

Interesting.

Right on my couch. Were you afraid of having to kiss Max? No.
Wait, do you have to kiss him right now? Kiss him right now. Give him a smooch, Max.
Kiss him. Max, kiss.
Kiss him. Oh, that's so sweet.
You could hear that, too. That was wet.
That's a little smooch for the boys. I love kissing my boys.
That was wet. Max was the reason that the Eagles lost today.

Not Jalen Hurts throwing three interceptions,

which, by the way, Jalen Hurts now has seven interceptions in the year,

more than all of last year.

One of them wasn't his fault.

Okay.

Not Jalen Hurts.

Not the injuries.

Not the Eagles defense. Not being able to get that first down it was max max showed up today and he announced that he wasn't gonna get angry today he was gonna be calm cool max he sat criss crisscross applesauce on the couch like a little boy and didn't get upset at all during the game.
It was at one point, Max was like asking everyone how their weekend was. And then he said, the vibes are weird here.
And we all basically the whole room is like, because of you, dude, you're the one who's acting weird. He lost the game for the Eagles today.
Max? Yeah, I didn't have a a good game it was a stressful week of streams high intensity 100 go go go i thought it would be all right not all right i thought it would be you thought you looked past the jets i thought it would be healthy you said you were looking forward to a relaxing weekend i believe was your yes word yes and then the week i looked past the Jets. You looked past the Jets.
The players looked past the Jets. The coaches looked past the Jets.
I looked past the Jets. And that's on me.
I'm willing to take responsibility for that. But at that time, I mean, you told me I was going to get a heart attack last week.
No. You said it would be funny.
Yes. No.
Yes. That is incorrect.
Difference. Big difference.
I said it'd be funny if you had a minor heart incident. Well, yeah.
And I went into it. I didn't say you were going to get one.
You brought it up. It crossed your mind that it's a possibility.
This is deflection right now, Max. No, no, no, no, no, no.
You had, there were some interesting visuals of you last week. You had a lot of moments last week.
Correct. And I think all those moments, they dulled you where you're like, you know what? I can't go back to that.
I need to save some more moments for the future. The Phils are in another series, then maybe another World Series after that,

and you're thinking to yourself,

you're conserving energy right now,

and you needed that energy today because your team didn't have it. And when Lane Johnson got hurt, Lane Johnson gets hurt,

Max is like, yeah, he'll be fine.

Just shrugged it off.

Yeah, he honestly didn't even register to him.

I still do think he'll be fine.

That Lane Johnson got hurt.

I still do think he'll be fine.

And it was a big deal because the Jets were, the defensive line was all over Jalen Hurts. Yeah, no, that, I mean, Driscoll was horrible.
He was just getting eaten alive every, I mean, Lane Johnson doesn't get hurt. The Eagles probably win that game.
Oh, man. Maybe if you showed up with a game face, the Eagles win that game.
That too, That too. You came with zero energy, zero pop.
It was pathetic. There's a big week of energy in my household this week.
Okay. Because the Dolphins? What? No.
The Phillies play four games this week. Hopefully.
Only four? During this week, they will be playing four games. Monday, June.
Are they playing on Friday? Are you expecting for a sweep? I'm saying like a weekday. We don't need to get into weekend, weekday sort of situation here.
How many games do they play during the week? Four. Including Friday.
Are you only capable of rooting for one team? I'm not. Sounds like it.
I'm not only capable of two. Hank, you've had to root for multiple championship runs at the same time.
It was the Jets. I thought it was the fucking Jets.
Wow. Hank, if you could look back at your career as a sports fan, is there one season that you remember where you're rooting for all these great teams and it was the best? When did your life peak? And you had to put your hard hat on every day.
Yeah. I mean, like 2010 to 2014, the Bruins and Celtics made deep runs every spring and summer.
You don't give a fuck about the Bruins? Absolutely. During the playoffs? Dude, he was heartbroken last year.
I was at Game 7. Wait, were you? When they lost to the Lightning.
Oh. The last of the Panthers eliminated them.
Wait, I thought the Bruins. And I used to sneak into the game.
I thought the Bruins had the best record of all time. They did.
I was locked in. The Panthers knocked them out.
So they lost, what, third round playoffs? No, first round. Oh, that's great.
But you look at Max and you're like, I mean, Max, it is disgusting what you're doing right now. I would die for one team to be good.
You did load management after three games. One team to be good.
And you're like, oh, I got too many games. I mean, every single thing that you guys said to me last week was, what are you going to – this is series one.
What are you going to do next? Yeah, where does it go from here? Where does it go from here? I didn't expect to take a lull. Not for your birds.
Your birds needed you today. Yes.
And you didn't show up at all. I get it.
Deion Sanders would be disgusted that you couldn't handle two sports at once. Yeah.
No, it's true. You can't handle two sports at once.
That's actually a fact. And you didn't show up at all.
I get it. You didn't show up.
Deion Sanders would be disgusted that you couldn't handle two sports at once.

Yeah.

No, it's true.

You can't handle two sports at once.

That's actually a fact.

We've learned this today that you don't have it in you.

I thought it was the fucking Jets.

Next Sunday, Dolphins, Sunday Night Football, wearing Kelly Green.

I had that in my mind.

I'm like, okay, that's a big game.

The Jets were wearing Kelly Green today.

The Jets are fake as Kelly Green.

The Phillies wouldn't be playing next Sunday, so conveniently he can only root for the Eagles. But the Phillies didn't play today.
But the Phillies didn't play today, and he wasn't able to root for the Eagles. Oh, yeah, true.
It's a mindset. It's a mindset.
It was weird. That isn't true, by the way.
You didn't wake up this morning in bird mode. That isn't true.
Every time I would say anything, you guys would be like, oh, you care now? You're not wearing the Eagles shoes? Lane Lane Johnson going out and you like. I came from the airport.
It was like we asked you what you wanted for lunch.

You're like, ah, I don't care.

Order anything.

That's not true.

I was like, that was more of me being in denial.

It's an ankle.

It'll be fine.

It'll be fine.

It'll be fine.

Are you wearing any Eagles clothes today?

No.

He can't handle it.

No, he can't. You're right.

I came from the fucking airport.

You can't root for two teams at once.

Hank, are you wearing any Pats gear today?

Fuck face?

I'm wearing navy blue.

Pats colors.

That is true, Hank.

I like basically dress up like a sad clown every Sunday.

Hank's a Tom Brady fan.

Not a Pats fan.

I'm like the Joker. I'm eventually going to just snap.
Because Sunday and I was like, alright, here comes the Bears shirt. This sucks.
Yeah, there's nothing like putting on a shirt of a team that you know is going to lose that day. It's very depressing.
I've done it many, many times. You look at yourself when you get ready to step out the door and you're like, my day is already terrible.
I had that moment with Eddie other day we were i think it was actually before the commanders game it was thursday and we both had bear stuff on and we just looked at each other like look at us we're fucking losers like why yeah losers why so max can't root for two teams at once that's yes i can but i i just don't have to go 100 uh if you want to win i think you do yeah now i learned my lesson that i I didn't, but today I learned my lesson. It's a learning experience for me, the guys.
It's a learning experience for them. There's a players-only meeting after the game.
That's pretty early to be doing a players-only meeting. Yeah.
After one loss. Players-only meeting always is a positive.
I disagree. You can miss time on a players players only meeting.
Always a positive. Definitely not a positive.

It's usually a positive.

That's like what you're saying is on the line.

It shows leadership.

No.

It shows the guys.

Just like you, you don't have anywhere to go up as a fan after last week.

As a Phillies fan, there's nothing that can top ripping your shirt off

and spitting on me.

So you're like, okay, I need to figure out what we're doing.

With a players only meeting, you have nowhere to go after that.

That's the last thing that you do. You can only press that button so many times in a season.
You can't just do a players-only meeting every week. It wasn't a players-only meeting.
It was like the players spoke to the locker room before. A locker room? You're talking about just being a normal locker room? Well, the coach wasn't in the locker room yet, so they just started.
It's not like they organized. So only the players in there? It sounds like it's just hanging out with your friends.
Wait, so only the players were in there and only the players were talking,

but it wasn't a players-only meeting.

It sounds like they organized.

It's like a no-hitter debate all over again.

No, you're not getting it.

It's not a players-only meeting.

It's a no-coaches meeting.

Got it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

There you go.

You had a zero-coaches meeting.

All right.

Max, you let down all Philadelphia today.

I hope people understand that.

I have a more important question, and we'll give it back to memes.

Are the Jets good?

I think they're back.

I think they might be good.

I think they're back.

They're 3-3, and if you say to yourself, like, yes, they got killed by the Cowboys,

but just put it in the totality of their season so far.

They lost their starting quarterback one drive in.

The Jets played the Bills, the Cowboys, the Eagles, the Chiefs. They lost their starting quarterback one drive in.
The Jets played

the Bills, the Cowboys, the Eagles, the Chiefs.

They're 2-2 against those teams.

They played the Chiefs. They got robbed

against the Chiefs. To the last

drive, they obviously got

killed by the Cowboys, but they just

beat the Bills and they beat the Eagles.

Those are two teams with big

time Super Bowl aspirations. I think

the Jets might be good.

I think they might be good.

Memes?

Yes, I also think they're good.

They have the bye week coming up, and then they have a couple easy games after that.

I don't think there are easy games for your memes.

Oh, wow, easy games.

This is old school.

Did you hear what we just said?

Yeah, I'm really good teams.

You also lost to the Patriots.

It was raining.

Zach Wilson does play good in adversity.

So they go bye week, then they go Giants right after. I mean, you know what changed? We talked about it a little bit last week.
No headband Zach Wilson. Yeah.
No headband Zach Wilson is a different player than headband Zach Wilson. So by the numbers, he's got a 72.3% completion rate as opposed to 54.9% when he wears the headband.

Okay, that's a big difference.

They were scoring 14 points per game when he was wearing the headband,

and now they're scoring 22 points per game with no headband.

His rating with the headband is 69.3%.

His rating without the headband this year is 85.8.

He's a different player.

You just got to keep the headband off him.

I think the Jets might be good.

Yeah, he's not turning the ball over either.

Yeah, he's got two touchdowns, one interception,

as opposed to before he had 17 touchdowns, 22 interceptions.

I think the Jets might be good.

It's crazy, but I think they might be good.

And Aaron Rodgers is going to play this year.

It's fucking insane.

He looks normal.

It's crazy.

I don't know what happened, but he's going to play this year.

Does he play this year?

I hope so.

Playoffs.

So you're done with Zach Wilson.

Wow, that's fucked up.

No, Zach Wilson is my guy right now.

Okay.

Oh, right now.

Right now.

Not Mr. Right.

He's Mr. Right now.
Salah said that if Zach Wilson gets my guy right now. Okay.
Oh, right now. Right now.
Not Mr. Right.
He's Mr. Right now.

Salah said that if Zach Wilson gets us to the promised land, he'll get a tattoo of his face.

And they asked where.

He said, all over my body.

His entire body would become Zach Wilson's face.

He's going to take his face off like Nick Cage and John Travolta.

If Zach Wilson does it, I'll get a Zach Wilson tattoo.

If Zach Wilson wins the Super Bowl, starting a Super Bowl and wins it, you'll get a Zach Wilson tattoo on your face? On my entire back. Okay, I love that.
Like Steve-O? I love that for you. Now I'm rooting for you.
Robert Salah should actually just get Zach Wilson's face tattooed on his own face. Yeah.
Has that ever happened? No, but that would be cool. That would be very cool.
I hope Zach Wilson, they win a Super Bowl, and he's like the worst quarterback ever to win a Super Bowl, but then you have to get the whole tattoo. It would be worth it.
That would be a big come up for Trent Dilfer. Yeah.
Those conversations. Yeah.
He would stop being so angry. Yeah, Zach Wilson would start choking out kids.
I have something good for you, Hank. Ooh.
Robert Salah also said, first six weeks we've played a galet of court of good quarterbacks haven't gotten all wins but we've embarrassed all of them Mac Jones is part of the gauntlet of good quarter great great company that's huge that's huge they have it is pretty crazy the Jets have like if you're going BCS standings I know they're three and three but they but they have two really good wins. Both at home, but still, really good wins.
And a really good loss. And a really good loss.
The Jets might be good. Can't play in the ring.
The Jets might be good. I might start having to respect the Jets.
Their defense played incredible, and all their cornerbacks were hurt. Yeah, their defense.
Yeah, Sauce didn't play today, right? Sauce didn't play. DJ Reed didn't play.
Brandon Echols also didn't play. They brought up practice squad guys.
I cashed out of my Jets future. I might have to buy back in from that ghost.
Maybe this was the path that he chose for us. It did rock that they had two brothers with turnovers today.
Yeah. Yeah, they credited that to their grandmother being in the crowd.
Oh. She should show up.
Yeah, and Max not showing up. And Max not showing up.
Well, the Eagles, I mean, we're talking fucking injuries. The Eagles were hurt all over the field.
Excuses. Only team with injuries.
You just... I mean, the Jets were missing their, I think, two starting quarterbacks.
Yeah. The Jets were missing where the Eagles were missing the best defensive tackle in the game, the best offensive tackle in the game.
The Jets were missing maybe the best quarterback. Top 10 corner.
Wait, Jalen Carter's already better than Aaron Donald? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Okay. The Jets were missing maybe the best quarterback.
Jalen Carter's already better than Aaron Donald? Oh, yeah. The Jets were missing the best quarterback to have ever won one Super Bowl.
Yeah, Aaron Donald does play a lot. Jalen Carter will be back next week.
Okay. One of his six games is a pro.
I'll be back next week for sure. Oh, I don't know about that.
You got four games this week. Yeah, you got four games.
You got a full schedule. Yeah.
Disgusting. I hope people are as disgusted as I am.
I would have loved to have a good football team and baseball team. Well, this is the difference.
You were coming off of what I was bringing to the Phillies this week. And you had three days off.
But it can't be the same. I did notice that Max got reeled down on the 76ers right when the Phillies started to get good.
Yeah, he can't handle it. Yeah.
The man can't. You were like trade and bead, blow it all up.
Right when the Phillies started to get out of the hot streak. Well, now James Harden's back, so I'm back in on the 76ers.
We basically just asked Max to juggle, and he just couldn't even get one ball in the air. I can juggle.
No, you can't. Like real juggling.
No, you can't.

Yeah, I can.

All right, juggle.

I don't have any things.

A real juggler always has things on him to juggle.

Oh, here we go.

Give him two knives.

Max is going to try to juggle.

No way.

There's no way he can juggle.

Insane.

That's pretty good. If I had like baseballs, I could do it for sure.
Oh, okay. All right.
What about footballs? What about baseball and a basketball? Yeah. Could you do a baseball and a football? I mean, that was pretty fucking good.
I just... Max, could you juggle a baseball and a football at the same time? Yeah.
No chance. I learned that today.
I'll be back. Zero chance.
I'll be back. I'll be back.
That's sad that you have to say. I just watched the game like a normal person today.
Yeah, and it was off-putting. You're not a normal person.
Yeah, right. You're not.
Don't. I know.
When people are like, oh, Max does schtick, like today, you were. Because you were just being normal, and it bothered me.
I'm not going to get mad today. It was really like it got the vibes off.
And the Jets might be good. Are you okay, Max? I'm great.
The fact that you weren't mad makes me concerned. It's okay to not be okay.
It was fucking... All right.
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Raiders 21, Patriots 17. Henry? Yeah.
Henry? Yes. They should have covered.
They should have covered. Let's start with that.
The Patriots should have covered. You almost covered a three-point spread against the Raiders, who are a really good team.
And Jimmy Garoppolo is a great quarterback, so it makes sense why maybe you couldn't cover that spread, but you didn't. Garoppolo got hurt.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. Brian Hoyer beat us.
It was a terrible game. Not fun to watch.
Had zero enjoyment watching it. Still placed a big bet on the Patriots.
Convinced myself that they were going to win this game. They were going to get up for it.
Mack Jones stunk again. Yeah.
He threw 200 yards. Is that an accomplishment? Is that what we're getting excited for? Well, I mean, if you want me to go through his game laws.
Zeke scored, finally. Yeah, that was nice.
Mack Jones. Yeah, he threw 200 yards.
Last week, he threw 110. The week before, he threw 150.
Progress, baby. Yeah.
Also, he threw half the amount of interceptions he's thrown in the last two games. That's true.
He only had one interception today. So by next week, he'll have zero.
It was a really bad interception, though. It was.
One that he threw. Do you want to do the thing where we just read Hank Patriot stats? Sure.
Okay. Here's a Patriot stat, Henry.
This is the first time in Bill Belichick's head coaching career that his team has zero or fewer total yards in the first quarter. I'm going to repeat that.
zero or fewer total yards in the first quarter. I'm going to repeat that.

Zero or fewer total yards in the first quarter of a football game.

The Patriots are 1-5.

They're four games under .500 for the first time since 2000.

But the good news is, at least in your next two games,

you've got the Bills and the Dolphins.

Spoiler.

Oh, spoiler season. I have one here that they showed on the screen, which was pretty shocking.
The Patriots scored their first points in this game today. It was their first points scored in 27 drives.
133 minutes of game time. Yeah, the Patriots.
27 drives they went without scoring. I think we were at like, I think it was.
11 quarters without a touchdown? I think it was 12. I think it was an even 12 quarters.
How many? Quick, I'm not that good at math. How many games of not scoring a touchdown was that? That's three.
That's three games. They went three games without scoring a touchdown.
They almost covered, though. They should have covered.
They didn't. They could have won the game.
They didn't. Mack Jones, once again, had the ball in his hands.
Chance to go down the field, win the game, got a safety. Well, Devontae Parker also had the ball in his hands.
Right? Right, Hank? What do you mean? Oh, yeah. I mean, it was a – Or is it not Devontae Parker? What's his name? Who are you talking about? Yeah, it's Devontae Parker.
Yeah, Devontae Parker. Yeah.
He dropped that ball. That was a nice pass by Mac Jones.
It was a good pass. Catchable ball.
If you can touch, you can catch it. I've always said that.
You have. It's just not fun.
You just read the stats. It's a miserable team to watch.
I still, like I said, like I convinced myself they're going to win, bet a lot. And then I had even less fun watching the game.
Yeah. Yeah, you didn't have any fun watching the game.
I saw that. It's gotten so bad that me and Big Cat can't even really twist the night.
The only arrow we have in our quiver is just to read factual statements to you. They're not a good team.

They did also say, I think Pelichick said,

we're going to start a new slate.

We're going to change everything.

Here we go.

And their first play was an offensive penalty.

Yeah.

False start.

Not good.

The Raiders, though, the Raiders might be frisky.

They're 3-3.

Max Crosby is a fucking monster.

Here's a crazy Max Crosby stat.

Since the start of last year, Max Crosby has taken 90% of all Raiders defensive stats.

That's an insane stat.

He is an absolute, like, his motor just doesn't stop.

It's crazy. And he got the safety, didn't he? Yep.
That screwed the cover. Yep.
And then the Patriots did say, though, Patriots have revolutionized the game again. Never seen this before, ever.
They tried to do an onside punt. Yep.
After the safety. That was cool.
Belichick's been waiting to do that for a while, I think. Is Jimmy Garoppolo hurt really bad? So, when he got hit, he took a shot right in his ribs on his side, and then they announced his back was hurt, and then they said he was going to the hospital.
So, I think they were checking to see if his organs were okay. If those guts got stirred up at all.
So, that's not a good sign, but Hoyer looked good, And then when he got in the game, the first thing they did, they were just like, fuck it. Let's go downfield with Hoyer.
Let's see how his arm is. And Axel Hoyer came in and played pretty well.
Yeah. So next week we might have Brian Hoyer verse Tyson Badgett.
Fun. What a game.
Congrats America. What a game folks.
Flex that shit to prime time. Dude, what a game.

Yeah, so anything else, Hank?

I mean, are you starting to look at the draft picks?

Absolutely.

Oh, okay.

So that flip has been made.

Flip has been made.

And then, again, like I said in the beginning of the season, we're going to have a chance to play spoiler.

We got the Bills and the Dolphins coming up.

Just try and split there.

Piss off those fan bases.

Oh, who do you want to beat more?

Maybe the Dolphins.

Because that also would mean like Belichick still has it.

Yeah.

If they stopped them defensively.

Yeah.

That would be a – because the Bills, like you – the Dolphins, I feel like even when the Patriots were like the Patriots, they would still every now and then lose to the Dolphins, whereas they would always beat the Bills. Yeah, and we already beat them.
Spoiler, the win game. That was like three years ago.
Yeah. Oh, man, Hank, that's tough.
Did you be holding on to spoilers three years ago? Is that moment that you had? That was... Yes.
Yes. That actually probably was because then you got killed in the playoffs.
It was. We were there.
It was so much fun. Weather wasn't real.
We beat the Bills. Mac Jones was ascending.
And then it was like, yeah, we can beat them in the playoffs. We listened to that guy on the radio after.
Build a dome. Yeah.
It was like, this is bullshit. Sean McDermott's

like, Bill Belichick's playing

Star Wars. Sean McDermott doesn't know what the

fuck he's doing. It's kind of crazy to think that your last

happy moment was a game in which they did

not let Mac Jones throw the ball.

At all. But it was fun.

That might have been a little foreshadowing.

It should have been a little signal to it.

This is awesome. This is a cool football game.

This is great. I have a question for you guys.
I don't know the answer to it. Do you remember Hunter Renfro? Yeah.
Was he not good? Yeah. I thought he was pretty good.
I think he was just Derek Carr's pet. So what's going on? He's a beast at Clemson.
He was. What's the deal with Hunter Renfro? I think he just got old.
He got old fast. Well, yeah.
He was balding at Clemson. Yeah, but he still should be good, right?

Yeah, I don't know.

It's weird.

Did he get injured?

I think he got injured.

It might have taken a little something.

Maybe his wiggle.

Took his wiggle out of him.

It might have.

Because he was like a legitimately good wide receiver.

Hunter Renfro is 27 years old.

Uh-huh.

When did he get injured?

He's his oldest, Randall Cobb.

And what was his injury?

Hip. Was it a hip? Oh, that would be bad if he got hip.
Rib injury? No, he didn't get that injured. This might be McDaniels.
I feel like he tries to be Belichick so hard that when he goes into a new environment, he might just pick one dude and be like, that's in my doghouse as an example let that be a lesson to all of you like hunter renfro probably didn't kiss his ass on day one and mcdaniel's like i'm gonna get control of this team first thing to do just completely alienate the one player that's been trying really hard for the last couple years here yeah he doesn't last year he didn't he only played 10 games. That's like he started one.

That's his Brandon Marshall.

Yeah.

Brandon Marshall.

Get a thousand yards in 2021.

Yeah, he was good.

He was good.

Weird.

Just free Hunter Renfro.

Free.

Let somebody else have him.

Yeah.

You know, Belichick would kill for a guy like that.

Yeah. I don't even think.

No, he wasn't even on the field today.

I don't think.

Okay.

Anything else?

Nope.

Should have covered.

I should have covered. That one was tough.
And you did the thing where you were looking at your phone before and you knew that it was going to happen? Yeah, I checked the live odds, and it said that the Raiders had 21 points. I was like, that doesn't make sense unless you come to safety.
And you were like, oh, here comes the safety. And then I was like, oh, shit, credit to you, Hank.
And you're like, no, I looked. looked pain i it zero fun sir i've just been saying that remember the titans quote zero fun sir do you think football is fun yeah zero fun sir listen i i could teach you i don't the the do you go to the tankathon nfl tankathon no i'll teach you some things is it look at this you go to NFL tank-a-thon and they have the updated I just feel like the Patriots are going to do the thing where like a draft order every single Sunday they update it so what do we have right now six but that's but it's fun you just refresh it every time yeah but you got two hard games coming you might be it might climb up there a little bit Hank yeah although there will be a weird because it's actually your strength of schedule is the tiebreaker.
There will be. So if you play bad teams and you lose to bad teams, it's actually better for you.
There will be like a jolt in the arm that you get when Malik Cunningham starts a game. Yeah.
That's what I'm just rooting. I want to root for something.
I want to get excited. All right.
So just get this website. I'm here every day.
I refresh it every day.

I'll start sending it to you.

Just be like, check it out, dude.

Here, let's see the – I think they even do a little mock draft at the bottom.

Right now it's Caleb Williams and Marvin Harrison Jr.

Oh, here you go, Hank.

This is something to be excited about.

Right now it has you mocked at taking Joe Ault,

offensive tackle from Notre Dame.

That would be classic. That would be so classic.
Six-fick, you take a fucking offensive tackle. Listen, you've got to build around the trenches.
That's a fact. Build around the lighthouse.
Build around the lighthouse. All right, Rams 26, Cardinals 9.
We did stupidly bet Ty, and it looked like we had a chance for a second it was in play in the fourth quarter the cardinals did their their thing where the first half they actually played really well they just didn't score touchdowns they were only getting field goals and the rams in the second half were like wait we're better than them uh cooper cup looks like he's completely fine he had a 148 yards and a touchdown and the r yeah, the Rams did what they should have done in the second half. They ran the ball down their throat.
They passed off play action, and they wasted the Cardinals. So fun stat about the Cardinals that we'll have to remember for next weekend.
The Cardinals in the first half are one of the best teams in the NFL. Yeah.
The Cardinals in first half of the season, they outscore their opponent 97 to 64 in the first half. That's a pretty big gap for the Cardinals.
In the second half, they get outscored 98-30. That's like all that Giants game, though.
A lot of it's a Giants game. Yeah, yeah.
But no, I think they've lost every second half that they've been in. Yeah, no, they...
They might have... Did they beat the...
I think they had six points in the second half. So they had seven points in the second half against the Cowboys.
Yeah. And the Cowboys had six, I think.
Yeah. But, yeah, the Cardinals are just – they're very good in the first half.
Yeah. Good game plan.
Yeah. And then – No adjustments.
And then if you're hypothetically trying to tank a season, you would just not make any adjustments going into the second half. Smart.
Yeah, fight the first half, and then you lose the second half. Yeah.
Yeah. I mean, the Cardinals, they did do their thing in the first half.
And fun fact. In it.
If the season ended today, the Rams would be in the playoffs. The Rams would be in the playoffs.
They'd be the seventh seed right now, I believe. That's crazy.
Unless. No, nothing.
Nothing should have changed after that game was over. I wouldn't be shocked if they make it to the playoffs.
They're pretty fucking... They're a good team.
It goes back to my theory. We're going to talk about the Bucs and Lions, but if you win a Super Bowl, you still have Super Bowl players.
It wasn't that far ago. It's not five years ago.
It's two years ago. Three years ago? Two years ago.
Two years ago. Two years ago, yeah.
Yeah. The Rams are, let's see.
Yeah, I think they're in the playoffs. I can't wait until the playoff machine gets fired up.
That thing is awesome. Yeah.
Well, Tankathon also has that. Oh, yeah? It does.
Give us a... I don't...
That's really sad that I didn't know that. What are the...
What's the AFC playoffs? Because that means that I've just never been to that part of the site. Yeah.
God damn it. You should scroll down.
Yeah, I had no idea. Jake, give us the playoff standings today.
So the Chiefs would be getting the bye. Number two Dolphins against number seven Browns.
Oh, that'd be an awesome matchup. That's what we want.
Oh, ready for this? Three Ravens, six Steelers. Oh, throw out the record books.
They don't like each other. And then four Jags, five Bills.
Wow.

Those would be fun games.

Yeah.

And the NFC Eagles get the bye.

Niners, Rams, 2-7.

Okay.

That'd be fun.

Ooh.

Shanahan gets his revenge maybe on McVay.

This is my Monday night prediction.

Lions hosting the Cowboys.

Yep.

Oh.

And then Bucs hosting the Seahawks.

I like it.

Wild.

Yeah, I didn't even know that existed.

Fuck.

That's really sad. I just scrolled by it to the draft.
Yikes. Yeah, that's the current week's schedule.
Okay, Lions 20, Bucs 6. The Lions are maybe the best team in the NFC.
I know that the Niners, I know, but the Lions didn't lose today and the Eagles and the Niners lost, so we have to by law give the Lions their credit, which they are a very, very good team. They're the best team in the NFC.
They are. I would say the way things went today, they don't take games off.
No. The Seahawks are a good team that went into Detroit and kind of had their way with them.
Off of Se Seahawks loss, right? Yeah, off of the Seahawks loss in week one, but it wasn't like the Giants laid down for them. Or the Lions.
Yeah, yeah. It wasn't like the Lions laid down for the Seahawks in that game.
We had an all-time bad punt today by Todd Bowles. Todd Bowles was down by 14 points in the fourth quarter 11 minutes left they were on the tampa bay 33 down by 14 and they punted on fourth and two yikes and todd bowles has an addiction to punting on fourth and two late in the game um they did not a good coach they've done that they've done that before in 2016 he punted on fourth and two from his own 46 when the jets were down 24 to 13 with seven minutes left.
Both times, Todd Bowles said that he thought that there was too much time on the clock to go for it. And then both times, the other team just killed the game with a drive.
It's a he's not a good coach. And I know that the same could be said about my theory, like, oh, yeah, you still have Super Bowl players.
I don't think the Bucs bucks are that good i know that they're three and three uh but their wins are against the vikings the bears and the saints so i don't too or the three and two their wins though against like they've stepped up twice they stepped up against the eagles stepped up against the lions both home games and they got outclassed but you don't have to be very good to win that division. No, it's true.
They could definitely win. They could be a playoff team.
But just remind me, Jake, if the Bucs make the playoffs, bet against them. Because if they have to play any of these other teams, there's a difference.
And you see it when they play the Lions and the Eagles. So I was thinking about this out loud earlier today.
Is there any chance, so Baker Mayfield right now playing, he didn't play great today. He didn't play awful today.
He had some nice throws. The Lions defense is very good.
The Lions defense is very good. Eric Glenn's done an insane job with that defense.
Very, very good. They're a very good defense.
And just their entire roster is awesome. And now they have Jamison Williams back, who as shit like it's it seems like the lions truly are one of the top two or three teams in the nfc and today they were the best team in the nfc but is there any chance that baker mayfield could win comeback player of the year or is it just going to be damar no matter what probably just damar because it's the it's the writers that vote on it right yeah so writers love a storyline yeah and they they're gonna vote for demar it should be demar it's gonna be demar but value yeah value um who i mean cooper cup yeah cups up there cooper cup could could if he puts up like over a thousand yards and starts racking up all these touchdowns um the lions also nathaniel hackett should be eligible for coming back from from coaching russ wilson yeah come back coach of the year yeah yeah anyone associated with russ wilson uh jared was awesome today and he lost his so jameer gibbs got hurt uh what a couple weeks ago david montgomery got hurt in this game they had to go to their their third string craig reynolds who they didn't run the ball that great but craig reynolds gets block of the year nomination that was sick that block where he looked like he came off of the bench he came out of nowhere to spring amon rav for that touchdown that was an awesome block i'd say that and then george pickens block that he had on mond Night Football.
Those are the top two blocks of the year so far.

But that was an insane block, and that also just speaks to, like,

the Lions have that vibe of next man up.

Every guy can contribute in some way.

And, yeah, Jared's fucking good.

You want to know a crazy stat?

The Lions have scored over 20 points in 15 straight games.

That is crazy, yes. So now that the 49ers didn't score 20 points, I think the 49ers were at like 13 or 14.
The second team in the NFL to score 20-point streak is the Chargers at 7. The Lions have 15 straight 20-point games from their offense.
Yeah, their offense coordinator is awesome. And now their defense is good.
Their defense has held, I think think four out of six games to 20 or less guess what i'm not a mathematician but if you score more than 20 every game and you hold the opponent to 20 or less i think that makes you i think that means you win it means you're good yeah it means you're a good team i did you win i'm so happy for lions fans too that they get to go to these road trips and you'll see stadiums Like the, uh, was it Raymond James? Yeah. Raymond James had a shitload of lines.
Oh yeah.

When they, when they,

when they,

when they,

when they play against the chargers in a couple weeks that's going to be mostly lions fans oh yeah in los angeles you you get to go to these warm weather destinations and you get to be excited about taking a football vacation yeah like lions fans took a lot of sad football vacations in their past because they would still go to games but now it it's like you have an excuse to go to a game and you're probably going to win. I'm just pumped for them.
I'm pumped for the city of Detroit. I'm pumped for everyone that had to get out of bed on Thanksgiving.
The saddest thing ever must have been for Lions fans to wake up on Thanksgiving, put on their face paint, put on the giant shoulder pads, the pilgrim outfit,

and then go to a Thanksgiving Day game

instead of hanging out with their family

just to get their teeth kicked in year after year.

Now you get to go to fun football vacations.

Think about this.

Think about this.

There are a lot of people out there,

a lot listening to this show right now,

who are Lions fans and Michigan fans.

Your football weekends rock. You just basically go to every weekend friday comes around you're like what am i gonna do this weekend i'm gonna watch both my teams kick ass so this is why the that's awesome this is why the auto workers strike might actually last longer than you'd think because they're pumped yeah they get a whole fall their football teams are good you don't have to go to work yeah you know how how much that would rock if you just got off work for an entire fall and your football teams were the best in their entire leagues? That rules.
It would be the best. I'm very excited for next week, Lions at Ravens, because I feel like that's a good test for both teams.
Let's play whose Lions is it anyway. Lions at Ravens.
I'm going to say... I'm going to say Ravens minus two and a half.
One and a half. Ravens one and a half.

Ravens minus two and a half.

Oh, good call.

I feel like if that goes to three, people will bet the Lions,

which I probably will be in that camp.

Yeah.

That's going to be a great game.

Mm-hmm.

And I also like the Lions.

This game, they've proven it.

They've won three games on the road.

They've beaten the Chiefs, the Packers, and the Bucs all all on the road. Like they just beat anyone anywhere except the Seahawks.

I haven't beaten them last two years.

Okay.

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That's all of our games.

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Hank, who's back of the week? My who's back of the week is the future. Oh, yeah.
I think you have mine. Yeah, go off.
We talk about how this is the best time of the year for sports. NHL is back.
Season just started, and the NBA preseason is going, and they actually play players in the preseason. So we get to see Conor Bedard, which is exciting being in Chicago.
The city is excited. That's regular season, yeah.
No, I know. The NHL is back, but the NBA, Victor Weminyama, has been playing in the preseason, and he looks like he's going to be the greatest player of all time.
I've never seen anybody play basketball like he plays. They can't shoot.
You just can't shoot. He covers everything.
They were afraid to take three-pointers and layups on the same possession because Weminyama, with his giant arms and his gigantic hands, can cover. He puts like a dome over the rim it's insane yeah and then he took an alley-oop he like passed the ball to his teammate took one step pointed up in the air and they just throw the ball to him and he dunks it without even jumping he's he's breaking basketball credit to us we called it we called credit to the media for accurately predicting that women yama wasama was going to be good.
He's so good.

I did put a bet on the Spurs to win their division.

Just because you never know.

Who's in the Spurs?

You never know.

The Southwest, the Mavericks.

That's all the Texas teams.

The Mavericks.

The NBA divisions have to be the most pointless divisions.

They're so pointless.

I think you get like a special seed if you win it, though.

I think you're guaranteed.

Not anymore. You used to.
I don't know if you still do. It's the Rockets, the Thunder, right? The Rockets, the Thunder, the Mavs.
The Mavs, the Spurs. Are the Pelicans? It is the three Texas teams, the Pelicans, and the Grizzlies.
Oh, so it's not the Thunder. No, the Thunder are in the Northwest.
Northwest because they were the Sonics that would confuse the shit out of paul business no they're the dumbest those are the dumbest things like why yeah but think about that so they basically have to be better than the matter i here's how dumb i so i watched like kairi's gonna blow that team up i watched like a 45 second clip of wimbenyama in a preseason game and i was like basketball. Yeah.
No one, no one can play basketball with him on the court. And so you never know.
Never know. Pop has got to be very excited.
At one point, I don't know if this is still accurate, but you're automatically given the top three seeds. If you win your division, might be, I don't know.
We talked. I don't think so.
At one point. Yes.
But yeah, I don't think so. Not anymore.
We talked a little on the live stream about this, but yeah, that definitely can't be. I don't know.
I don't think so. At one point, yes.
Yeah, I don't think so. Not anymore.
We talked a little on the live stream about this. Yeah, that definitely can't be the case.
Yeah, I don't think it is. It's not the case.
Do you think that right now Wimbledon Yama could put on a football uniform and go out there and fix the Seahawks red zone problems just by running into the end zone and jumping a foot up into the air? And we went down our football memory because I mentioned Joseph Fourier, who is from UCLA, who played for the Lions, and he had like these crazy games where I think the stat I read out loud was three catches, 34 yards, three touchdowns. They would literally just get down.
I think he was only in the league for like a year and a half, but he had eight touchdowns, and that's exactly what they do. You have a game, like one catch, ten yards, touchdown.
And think about how much better Wimbaniama would be even than that guy. Yeah.
Because he's 7'4". I know.
With huge hands. I wouldn't fucking let him off the line.
Yeah, just jam him up. But that's the thing is he's got arms like Dalsim from Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat or whatever.
Just smack him. Just hand right to your chest and then just throw the ball up in the air.
You can't stop. That'd be great.
2015 and 16, each division winner was guaranteed a top four seed. Yeah, so it hasn't been there.
So it was. So it's the dumbest thing in the world.
And then Bedard, I liked how he scored a point. That was fucked up what you did the other night.
He scored a point. That was fucked up what you did the other night.
I was watching the game. It's hockey.
It's not basketball. Hank texted the group saying, Bedard's hurt.
He went down. He got injured.
And they cut to commercial. I didn't have the sound on.
It was still a bad. But I liked how he scored a point in his first game.
And they won. So in the picture afterwards, holding the puck, he was smiling.
And he scored his first goal against the Bruins, which they lost.

In the picture they took with him after, he wasn't smiling.

I like that.

So that's a gamer.

Yeah, I like that.

Yeah, no, he is a gamer.

I also like how whenever they do the pictures of the guys holding the pucks,

they always look like just dip tins.

Yeah.

You think they're holding Copenhagen?

We got to get my season tickets.

We got to do a whole calendar.

Everyone pick a game, pick multiple games.

Hell yeah.

I'm excited. Split them up.
Yeah, hockey's yeah hockey's back we're gonna get wit on next week i saw wi-fi wi-fi threw down with revo the other night oh really battle of the titans we get wi-fi is so awesome yeah i love them uh all right pft who's your who's back i was gonna have wimby oh wimby was gonna be my who's back so the future also the future the future's back again nice oh brooks Koepka, yeah. Brooks had a nice little weekend, didn't he? Yeah, he won.
Second time he's won. I got a good laugh from the live account.
He holed out from 100 yards away or something in Friday or Saturday, and the top comment was just not as impressive as PFT's Eagle. Yeah, I mean, it's a fact.
It made me laugh, kind of seeing that stuff in the wild.

For the rest of my life, I will be able to say I beat a five-time major champion on one hole.

Hopefully more than that.

Yeah, at least five times.

Yeah, at least.

At least five times.

Brooks also, I don't know if this is an accurate quote or not,

because I can never tell online which are the real live coverage accounts and which ones are fake. What? In general, I thought you were going to say you can't tell what's real and what's fake.
Oh, that's fine, Hank. Good call.
I'm sorry that you're taking your stinking Patriots out on me and your fake lighthouse. You've been getting duped a lot.
You don't know what a lighthouse is, Hank. You don't know what a lighthouse is, bottom line, and you're lashing out, and I understand that, and it's okay.
Brooks said that they only have three guys on their team on Smash. I think Chase got relegated.
He's like throwing them under the bus. No, he got relegated.
Oh, so they lost. They do relegation and he got relegated.
Fuck. So Brooks, I mean looking to add.
Yeah. If you're looking I've said I will do anything for a hundred million dollars.
Yeah. Anything.
Do. All right.
My Who's Back of the Week is a new trend. It's called silent walking.
Oh, I saw that. Yeah.
Yeah. So I don't know if you guys ever done this, but walking without your phone, this is a really cool new.
I don't understand how it's become like a TikTok trend because you're not supposed to have your phone. That was my big question.
But it's a new Gen Z trend. This is, I'm going to hold myself back from just being like grumpy old man.
Because when you read these articles, you're like, what the fuck? So they call it silent walking. That is going for a walk without their phones or without listening to music, podcasts, or any sort of technology or technological distraction.
podcaster Maddie Mayo takes credit for unintentionally starting a movement that she promises will change your life. So she in a video on TikTok again, don't really understand that part.
She explains her boyfriend was the one who first challenged her to take a walk without any distractions. No AirPods, no podcast, no music, just me, myself and I.
She said in the video, which has now gained almost 500 000 views and at first i was like fuck no my anxiety could never which is probably what you're thinking but something within me was like let me just try it so she's like this is very bold she's like let me just try to walk without my phone she said that in the first two minutes of her walk there was mayhem until she hit a flow state when suddenly you can hear yourself. I fucking hate this so much.
Did she say that, like, I didn't think I could ever do this with my anxiety? Yeah. Wouldn't it be like more calming? Her boyfriend's definitely cheating on her, by the way.
Yeah, for sure. He's like, hey, I got a new challenge for you.
Can you leave house? yeah without your phone? it's the go away challenge

she said look the universe and your intuition

comes to you through whispers

so if you're never alone with your thoughts

and you never get quiet

you're going to miss the whispers

this person has never had an inner dialogue?

no

what's this strange feeling I'm experiencing?

oh it's thinking

I have an inner dialogue every day to her defense it does suck when you're walking to work and your headphones die I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm experiencing. Oh, it's thinking.
I have an inner dialogue every day.

To her defense, it does suck when you're

walking to work and your headphones die and you're

like, fuck, now I have to think about

things.

Yeah.

It's not like

a life-changing

experience, but you're not telling...

It sounds like it didn't take with you.

Nothing takes with me, but all I'm saying is that you're telling me that you're not like that's oh yeah of course it does but i it's more the fact that they are like we have to go walk without our phones to to actually think i think a lot same yeah i'm doing a lot of think dialogues. Like right now, am I going to take the Chargers money line or the points? That's a lot of thinking.
There's also some controversy around this silent walk thing, Big Cat. Because she has her phone? Well, that's one.
She's documenting her silent walk somehow. But apparently, someone else started the silent walk trend in January by New York City influencer

Arielle Lohr.

Oh, someone else learned to walk.

Yeah.

So she walked and she talked about the action on her podcast in April.

Oh, and she said, I feel like when I walk in silence, my senses are on high alert.

Like a blind person can all of a sudden like they can hear better.

Yeah, they can smell better.

She says, I smell everything. I hear everything.
i'm seeing everything and it's so grounding for me oh that's beautiful so regardless of whoever started it i'm i'm in favor of people walking yeah we've remakes i saw i saw your 5k you're in favor of walking as well go watch it part of my take youtube what are you doing memes memes There's just a bunch of dogs humping the statues on this movie that Wolf Farrell might have stole from you guys. Yeah, it's okay.
Wait, what the fuck? It's Boner Dogs. Is it really? It's called Strays.
They made Boner Dogs. It's a R-rated movie about toxic dogs.
God damn it. Well, that sucks.
Well, that kind of... This is like in...
What is it? Fuck. What's the movie with Seth Rogen? Pineapple Express.
Knocked up. When they spent all that time trying to invent porn.
They made Mr. Skin.
Yeah. So we just...
We're trying so hard with Boner Dogs and Will Ferrell just made it. Well, maybe putting out the entire plot of our genius comedy movie.
I think we had Will Ferrell attached. He was.
He was attached. Maybe just talking about it constantly wasn't the greatest idea in terms of operational security.
Damn it. What do they sound like? They sound cool? If one sounds like Jimmy Taitreau, I'm going to get very, very angry.
Oh, man. We got fucking swagger jacked.
This is what Matty Mayo probably thinks. Now that there's an NYC influencer.
Okay, we got to come up with a trend. Sleeping.
I like that. You can call it prolonged meditation.
Prolonged nocturn prolonged nocturnal meditation yeah you ever just sleep and then if you just shut off your brain i could sometimes you could dream not with my anxiety i could not do that um all right jake finish us off my who's back is playing basketball on a football field oh yeah yeah iowa women's basketball played DePaul in a cancer fundra fundraiser at kinnick stadium it was really cool they did the wave that's that's awesome the attendance record it was really cool to see yeah they did the wave yeah okay well the wave to wave to the oh that wave yeah cancer the other way i was like what who cares i saw the diagram of how they built that basketball court yeah it's only really one side gets a view yeah right because they build it in an end zone yeah that's how the dome at syracuse does it too you don't realize it watching oh really yeah it's on it's in an end zone oh that stinks and they bring out the bleachers also it's the carrier dome and it doesn't have ac and they change the name it's still's still the carrier dome. But yeah, really cool stuff.
How many points did Caitlin Clark have? I'm ready to declare her a bust. Wow.
You don't know? You don't know. This is a men's game.
You would definitely know. You would definitely know.
Cancel him. He doesn't care about the women's game.

He is actually the worst type of.

White knighting.

Yeah, right.

You're looking at the women's game.

34, 11, and 10.

And you didn't know?

You just found out, so you can't pretend like that.

It's shocking.

Canceled.

Sorry.

Canceled.

Canceled. Learn women women learn women one time name a woman any woman Jake name a woman Pat Summit oh oh well I don't like name a current woman she's dead okay name a woman Name a woman.
Name a woman. Oh, wow.

Diana Tarazi.

Oh, okay.

I'm thinking of women, notable women in basketball.

All right, name a non-basketball woman.

Serena Williams.

Who's in the WNBA finals?

Name a non-sports woman.

Michelle Obama.

Oh, we said a woman.

Oh, Jesus.

Would it matter if Michelle Obama was not a woman?

Who's in the WNBA finals?

It's a little... Michelle Obama.
Oh, we said a woman. Oh, Jesus.
Would it matter if Michelle Obama was not a woman?

Who's in the WNBA finals?

Jason Whitlock soon.

Las Vegas Aces versus New York Liberty,

and the Liberty extended the series today.

And Jason Sudeikis was the sidelines.

You're back.

Oh, so you only know it because there was a man on the sidelines.

Sue Bird was on the sidelines too.

That's bad. Okay.
Great show, boys. man on the sidelines.
Yeah, that's bad. Sue Bird was on the sidelines too.
That's bad.

Okay.

Great show, boys.

She just said your mom.

Yeah.

Marlon's band taught us that.

Oh, my God.

I'm still, like, uncomfortable from that call.

Yeah.

Okay.

Numbers.

Three.

18.

69.

Have you ever gotten this, memes?

Nope.

New lottery ball in a week.

New lottery ball machine.

Where is it? 48. 20.
20. a week.
New lottery ball machine. Where is it?

48. 20.

Where is the new lottery ball machine?

You don't know. Henry?

It's out there. So it's

not going to be in a week. It exists.
Is it

going to be here in a week?

Depends what you mean by here.

Okay.

27.

Oh, fuck. That's when I did that.

Wait.

He's more mad about this than the Eagles.

I'm not going to's when I did that.

Wait.

I did that.

He's more mad about this than the Eagles.

That was way much more.

The Eagles win the game.

The Eagles win the game. Shut the fuck up, Jake.

That also isn't true.

Big moments, I got mad, and then you guys would be like, oh, no.

Here he is.

For everyone, Max is getting game one, game two. We can watch at home.
Game three, we will stream. Because, you know, game one, game two.
We had a little palate cleanser. Thursday night football, we'll stream with the Phillies.
That will be. What's your prediction, Max, before we let everyone go? Well, you already said sweep.
I didn't say sweep. I did not say sweep.

You said they're going to play four games this week.

Phils in four.

Phils in six.

I think it's Phils in four.

Phillies in five.

Phils in six.

Phillies.

I agree with Max.

Max knows the Phillies.

He doesn't.

You don't know anything about the Eagles right now, but you got your finger on the pulse

of the Phies. Actually,

you know what? Phillies in six. Fuck it.

Diamondbacks in seven.

I like Dan Heron. He's my friend.

Diamondbacks in seven.

Yeah, memes? Diamondbacks in six.

Oh! Shane,

wanna go Diamondbacks in five? Did we get a Diamondbacks in five?

Good, I didn't want... Four! Diamondbacks

in four! Good. I didn't want

a full room of Billy.

Okay. All right.
We'll see everyone on Wednesday.

Let me guess. I'm walking away.
I don't know what to say. I'd say it anyway.
Today is my day to find you shining away. I'm coming for your love again.
Shining away. I'm coming for your love again.
Take me on me Say on me Oh, hey Oh, hey Oh, hey Oh, hey Oh, hey Oh, hey Oh, hey Oh, hey So needless to say I won't say yes I'll be so let away Cause I'm a little bit my life Is okay Say after me I smell better to be safe than something Say after me I smell better to be safe than something I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm done I'm going to die. I'll be gone, to your heart

I'll be gone, to your heart

Things that we say and reason why all Just to blame my burning voice Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh away, I'm coming through the daylight Shine away, I'm coming through the daylight Take on me, take on me Take me on, I'll be gone

Take me on, take me on