NFL Week 2, Fastest 2 Minutes, Justin Fields Is Not The Guy, Commanders 2-0, Cowboys Rolling And Hank Watches The End Of The Patriots Game

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, week two of the NFL.

Speaker 15 We're going to talk about every single game from Sunday, some good things, some very bad things.

Speaker 14 I am back to rock bottom.

Speaker 4 PFT's Commanders are 2-0.

Speaker 19 We're going to be taping during the second half of Sunday Night Football.

Speaker 20 So by the end of this, Hank could be 0-2 and also rock bottom.

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Speaker 24 Today is Monday, September 18th,

Speaker 24 week two.

Speaker 24 The

Speaker 24 Craigs.

Speaker 33 We start in Tampa Bay where Claypool looked like he went to a trainer this weekend, as the Bears were all about that chase.

Speaker 35 About that chase, no treble.

Speaker 15 Speaking of base, Mike Durnt Evans made the Bears defense look like they were fourth stringers.

Speaker 20 And if you're taking a long view of this game, the Bears played like Dookie.

Speaker 38 Hey, Tege, have you heard about this?

Speaker 40 Have you seen this one?

Speaker 34 They're calling them Bustin' Fields.

Speaker 41 That's a good one, Boone.

Speaker 11 Womp, Womp.

Speaker 34 Bucks 27, Bears 17.

Speaker 42 Going from Green Day to Green Bay as they clashed with Atlanta with Drake London calling game. And here's to you, Bijan Robinson.

Speaker 44 Arthur loves you more than you would know.

Speaker 45 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 42 As a new running back scampered to 170 total yards, only to set up Young Way, Cuckoo, Kachu, Mrs. Robinson.
Don't do

Speaker 21 all the way.

Speaker 42 Hey, hey, hey, for the winning kick, the Falcons 25, the Packers, 24.

Speaker 34 Sticking in the south, the pool was rocking in Duval. And in a touching tribute to former Jaguars coach Urban Meyer, Andre Sisko picked off Mahomes.
Let me see that dong.

Speaker 15 Fingers in your booty go.

Speaker 11 That don't, don't, don't, dong.

Speaker 34 Taylor Swift fans said Travis Kelsey and the Chiefs are never, ever, ever going back to the Super Bowl as birthday boy Patrick Mahomes should have been less concerned with blowing out the candles and more concerned with blowing out the Jaguars.

Speaker 34 It wasn't a blowout, but after a sky green more touchdown, the Chiefs had the only fans left in the stadium: Chiefs 17, Jaguars 9. Whoop, whoop, whoop!

Speaker 42 Up to Cincinnati, where sleepy Joe Burrow wandered around aimlessly, looking completely lost, as he looked at the Ravens' pristine, bleached white uniforms and said, You ain't black.

Speaker 6 Lamar Lamar.

Speaker 44 Sus Edwards pounded the D all afternoon long, and it was the cast off Nelson Muntz Aguilar who had the last laugh.

Speaker 42 Ravens 27, the Bengals 24.

Speaker 42 Up to Detroit, where Jared Coco Goff had America in his box.

Speaker 10 Jimmy Butler, too, boom.

Speaker 34 As Josh was U.S. Open down the field, Reynolds wrapping up two touchdowns.

Speaker 34 But it was a Seattle Seacock flashing brilliance late with Pino Smith's play heading into overtime where the Hawks put on their United Auto Workers hats and walked off the Assembly Lions.

Speaker 7 But oops,

Speaker 34 Seattle 37 Lions 31.

Speaker 6 Whoop, whoop.

Speaker 47 Speaking of tennis, boom, Zion Tannehill got past his overweight bad tape in New Orleans from last weekend, throwing Mariah quills all over the field to his receivers.

Speaker 41 Keenan Jimmy Fallon was very, very rude to the defense, but sober enough to smash eggs on their face on the way to two scores.

Speaker 41 The Titans won in overtime as DeAndre 3000 Hopkins and big boy Mike Grable might look like outcasts, but they were ready to put some stank on you.

Speaker 42 Titans 27, the Chargers 24.

Speaker 38 Tikt, ticked, tip.

Speaker 34 Out in LA where San Fran's offense was humming as Tebo Samuel was like a virgin going untouched with a rushing touchdown doing his best impression of a Christian who also scored for the Niners.

Speaker 34 They weren't all easy though as quarterback Cock Dirty had an STD, a sweet touchdown, as he scored to end the first half with zero time left on the clock.

Speaker 34 Some would say the points don't matter, but others disagree as Sean McVay played whose line is it anyway?

Speaker 34 Lining up for a field goal down 10, Drew carrying the Rams to the outright loss, but an important against the spread cover. That's going to mean something, Tech.

Speaker 46 Niners 30, 30.

Speaker 34 Rams 23.

Speaker 7 Some spread. Some spread.

Speaker 41 In Mile High, Terry McLaurin Pobert represented Washington well and took the top off, getting his hands all over an enormous TD. That's hot blue.

Speaker 41 Speaking of tops off, Logan Thomas had the worst headshot of any Washington commander. But no, that does not make it right to tweet it, Rebelle.
Keep that video in the drafts.

Speaker 41 Brandon Johnson and Johnson made the defense autistic after a deep shot almost swung the game for the Broncos.

Speaker 41 But the Commanders held on and stopped the two-point conversion, leaving DC fans screaming, oh my fucking God, you're going to make me calm.

Speaker 42 Commanders, 35. Broncos, 33.

Speaker 34 We finish in Dallas where Johann Sebastian Zach Wilson looked baroque as Ludwig Trayvon Beethoven Diggs had one of the three interceptions deafening out any last remaining Wilson supporters.

Speaker 34 That Cowboys

Speaker 34 offense wasn't finely tuned as they chop in would and had to use their kicker Wolfgang Abradeus Mozart for the majority of their points.

Speaker 34 It was no doubt the Cowboys would win after seeing a game played with such violence. Cowboys 30, Jets 10.
That was the dumbest one we've ever done.

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Speaker 6 Alright.

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Speaker 54 Okay, week two in the books, except for Sunday Night Football, which we are watching the fourth quarter.

Speaker 57 Mac Jones just threw an interception.

Speaker 58 Hank, do you want to talk about it right now or you want to talk about it later?

Speaker 61 Let's let the game play out.

Speaker 23 It's not looking good, though. Because PFT had a really good hypothetical question.

Speaker 10 I actually should ask. I think that we should start the show off with that hypothetical.
Okay. Would you rather

Speaker 10 be in the position of the New England Patriots right now as an organization, as a franchise, or the New York Jets?

Speaker 62 Patriots.

Speaker 59 Why is that?

Speaker 10 Go on. Expound.

Speaker 62 Better organizational structure in general.

Speaker 10 But in terms of right direction, wrong direction. Lighthouse.

Speaker 62 New Lighthouse.

Speaker 10 Fake Lighthouse.

Speaker 63 Their defense is banged up, but their defense is good.

Speaker 10 I don't mean to get back on the Lighthouse thing, but did you see the Lighthouse and how bad it looked?

Speaker 43 It looked awesome.

Speaker 10 There's like three lights. And

Speaker 30 if you were a moth, if they turned that thing off

Speaker 10 if it was the middle of the night and all the lights were off and they turned that lighthouse on, the moth would be like, fuck that, not worth my time.

Speaker 65 I could already tell the lighthouse for this show is going to be one of those things that we're going to probably, I'd say, in the next week or so, we're going to hit a point where people are like, stop fucking talking about the lighthouse.

Speaker 7 And then we're going to

Speaker 69 persist.

Speaker 70 And it's going to get very funny in like three weeks' time.

Speaker 10 There will be two weeks where it sucks shit. It's so.
You're going to have to listen to us talk about the lighthouse and it's going to be awful. It's going to be terrible podcasting.

Speaker 30 We're the number one. But then week 10, we're just going to do an entire lighthouse show.

Speaker 71 We're the number one lighthouse podcast.

Speaker 10 I actually did reach out to the U.S.

Speaker 10 Coast Guard for comment on the situation because there was a very funny graphic that the Sports Business Journal put out of the tallest lighthouses in America, and it had the New England Patriots one listed as number one, and then number two was Cape Hatteras, and then the rest of them.

Speaker 10 There was an asterisk next to the New England one. It said, asterisks, not an actual functioning lighthouse.

Speaker 46 Hank, thoughts?

Speaker 1 Mac Jones, yeah, threw an interception.

Speaker 72 So, all right, we'll talk about the game at the end.

Speaker 73 But I think we should in the fourth quarter yet either.

Speaker 61 Maybe two fours up.

Speaker 10 Maybe we can address that, though. You would rather be the Patriots in the situation you're in than the New York Jets.
Definitely.

Speaker 75 Definitely.

Speaker 75 I'd probably agree.

Speaker 10 I've got to.

Speaker 72 But it's sad that the question is.

Speaker 62 There's no Patriots players that are deactivating Twitter. There's no sub-tweets.
There's nothing like that going on within the organization.

Speaker 10 There is some silver lining. And their defense is banged up.
So, according to Jason OTC, he's a cap guy on Twitter.

Speaker 10 If the cap goes up to $256 million next year, the teams with the most effective cap space would be number one, the New England Patriots. Oh, $115 million.

Speaker 54 Number two,

Speaker 10 Chicago Bears, $99 million. Number three, Washington Commanders, $85 million.

Speaker 30 We're the rich.

Speaker 21 We're rich, boys.

Speaker 10 I didn't scroll down that far.

Speaker 73 We're rich.

Speaker 10 We're rich. We got all this money to spend.
Yeah. You're going to get Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 21 I don't think so. Yeah.

Speaker 75 Yeah, I think so. All right.

Speaker 72 Well, we'll talk about the Jesse Cowboys.

Speaker 54 We'll talk about Sunday Night Football when we get there.

Speaker 23 Week two in the books.

Speaker 28 We found some things out this week.

Speaker 18 We're going to go through every game, some hard truths.

Speaker 79 I'm saying it's hard truth time,

Speaker 57 which we'll get to.

Speaker 66 But let's start with the

Speaker 83 morning slate or afternoon slate.

Speaker 84 No, morning slate.

Speaker 5 Ravens-Bengals was the first game I wrote down.

Speaker 1 Ravens 27, Bengals, 24. Lamar Jackson continues to own the Cincinnati Bengals and Joe Burrow.

Speaker 60 I think he's 7-1 in the last eight against them.

Speaker 86 And also, Joe Burrow continues his streak of coming out the gates slowly so he's one and seven in weeks one and two

Speaker 10 the Bengals this is this is my big takeaway I want to talk about the Ravens as well but Bengals fans were booing the Bengals in the first half do we think that's appropriate good sports town or bad sports town i would say good sports town i would too just because of how bad their offense looked in the first half i have i actually have a plan to fix the bengals offense you ready for this yeah it's so crazy it might work they should throw the ball downfield to Jamar Chase occasionally.

Speaker 23 Well, it turns out.

Speaker 10 Because they're not. They're not at all.

Speaker 31 Yeah, just like last year when Joe Burrow missed a lot of training camp and he came in first two weeks.

Speaker 55 They looked off.

Speaker 90 They will probably be fine, but also Joe Burrow re-injured his calf and was seen limping after.

Speaker 59 Not great.

Speaker 60 So I actually am in favor of the booing because it felt like it wasn't a boo, you guys suck.

Speaker 91 It was a boo,

Speaker 22 be better.

Speaker 57 Yeah. There's a difference in the boo.

Speaker 23 It's like, we want you to, we know you're better than this.

Speaker 10 Boo. I actually, shout out to Cincinnati for raising the standard so high in the last couple years.

Speaker 15 I shocked by the boo.

Speaker 10 Because after one year of success, they would never boo. Right.
But after a couple years, they expect it, so they're going to let them know. The fans in Cincinnati had a banner day.

Speaker 10 There was also a great headbutt.

Speaker 73 Do you see the fan headbutt?

Speaker 10 This dude was wearing Zubaz overalls, which strong look, very strong look. And

Speaker 10 he was apprehended by security in the concourse. And there was a guy that was talking shit to him.
Executes a perfectly placed, like, Scottish ooligan-style headbutt.

Speaker 83 Wow, handcuffed.

Speaker 10 Wow handcuffed to the guy's chin, knocks his glasses off.

Speaker 91 That was the best part.

Speaker 10 And knocks him out. Yeah,

Speaker 92 the glasses sound and knockoff made it a 10 out of 10 headbutt.

Speaker 10 I was actually wondering this because I saw I've seen some Philly fights recently. I've seen some Bengals fights.
I've seen some Cowboys fights today.

Speaker 10 Do you think that teams, their fans fight better and have more entertaining fights and are more prone to physically escalating a situation if the team is good or if the team is bad.

Speaker 75 Oh, I feel like it's just a fan base.

Speaker 93 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 23 I think, I think if the team's really good, they get softer.

Speaker 18 I think you need to be, it's like good enough where you expect more, but you still have that grit to you.

Speaker 10 But then you get another level. If you're great, then you start robbing banks.

Speaker 23 Yeah, well, yeah, right.

Speaker 96 Like if you're on either end of the spectrum, really, really bad or really, really good, I think apathy probably comes into play a little bit where it's like, yeah, it's not worth fighting.

Speaker 52 Like, we're going to lose this anyway, or it's not worth fighting, we're good, we're gonna win this game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right in that middle zone is where you want probably the angriest fans.

Speaker 35 I also saw a great video of a Philly fan after the Thursday night football, he was just walking with a leash and a Vikings helmet, and someone yelled at him from the car.

Speaker 6 He's like, I'm just walking my dog, and he's just walking the Vikings helmet down the street.

Speaker 45 Uh, but yeah, the Bengals are looking bad.

Speaker 89 They were rusty again to start the game.

Speaker 1 Uh, Joe Burrow, I think, had, what was it?

Speaker 2 I think it was 35 yards in the first half.

Speaker 4 And they just, they look off.

Speaker 23 And now that he might be injured again, I would say there's, you took the panic button out.

Speaker 58 Yeah, you took it.

Speaker 96 Like, you can't get, especially with the Ravens being 2-0 and beating you at home.

Speaker 52 And the Browns, we'll see what happens on Monday Night Football.

Speaker 1 And knowing the landscape of the AFC, like, you can't dig yourself that big of a hole.

Speaker 10 Yeah, if you're a Bengals fan, you're not smashing the panic button because it's happened before. Like you said, they get off to slow slow starts with Joe, but you're locating it.

Speaker 73 You took it out of the garage.

Speaker 10 You want to know that it's still where you left it the last time that you put it away.

Speaker 10 The Bengals, their offense just looks out of sync again with Jamar Chase. If you can get him downfield, that would be nice because he's fucking awesome and you should throw him the ball occasionally.

Speaker 10 The Ravens, however, look pretty good. Dude.
But Odell might he might be hurt. Is he hurt? I don't think it matters.
They're already the most injured team.

Speaker 52 They've somehow made Nelson Aguilar good.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they made Nelson Aguilar good.

Speaker 54 That's the hardest thing in the world to do.

Speaker 10 It was a great catch that he had. Zay Flowers looks awesome.
It's still shocking to me to see Baltimore receivers that are that dynamic.

Speaker 99 Yeah, Zay Flowers is phenomenal.

Speaker 101 Lamar Jackson was making big plays, big throws.

Speaker 17 I also, I don't know if this is part of Todd Munkin's offense, but it felt like, and this might be anecdotal because we only have two games to go from and we were watching this game, obviously, but it felt like Lamar.

Speaker 33 didn't have as many designed runs, but was able to run very effectively because lanes were just just open and he was getting like big whenever they needed a big first down, he was able to get it with his feet and not put himself in harm's way.

Speaker 10 He was just racking off eight-yard runs like he was.

Speaker 103 And it was used perfectly where it's like,

Speaker 1 it wasn't like a designed run.

Speaker 60 It wasn't him running for his life.

Speaker 23 It was looking downfield.

Speaker 17 It's not there.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I'm Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 23 Here's the space for me to do this.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he looks awesome. And I haven't seen Harbaugh that fired up after an early season win in a long time.
He was like shoving his assistants.

Speaker 21 I love it.

Speaker 10 I love it. The Ravens are one of the best teams in the entire league right now.
So I'm very much looking forward to seeing how they operate with an awesome passing offense.

Speaker 22 Yes.

Speaker 104 By the way, we mentioned it on Friday, but Igbo, our great stats guy,

Speaker 1 John Harbaugh is 23-2 against the spread in their last 25 games as an underdog.

Speaker 71 Underdog king.

Speaker 23 Pretty good.

Speaker 107 Yeah, he gets the boys riled up, ready to go.

Speaker 1 And yeah, the Ravens, with all the injuries they've had, which that's kind of redundant when we talk about the Ravens.

Speaker 57 Like, we shouldn't even have to mention their injuries because we just presume that they're injured.

Speaker 96 But, yeah, the Ravens looked very good today.

Speaker 10 Yeah,

Speaker 10 if I was a Bengals fan watching this and you see Joe limping around after the game, he's got a calf injury, I would want him to get the preemptive Aaron Rodgers sheath put on his heel. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Like, just install that. Swear

Speaker 10 install that during the week so that nothing happens to him.

Speaker 51 Also, another haircut?

Speaker 108 Yeah, what if he just keeps getting shorter and shorter?

Speaker 10 Just shave it all off. Yeah.

Speaker 94 If he's just going to keep doing it.

Speaker 91 I saw the second half of the Bengals, it felt like they found something where they like started to kind of wake up for the season.

Speaker 107 So, if you're a Bengals fan, you're saying, okay, we because the first half literally looked like a replay of the Browns game where it was the same thing and they just couldn't do anything offensively.

Speaker 112 So, maybe, maybe that's it.

Speaker 70 Maybe Monday night football against the Rams, which will be a tough game.

Speaker 94 We'll get right, maybe.

Speaker 3 Yeah, you'll come out and feel good.

Speaker 10 I would like,

Speaker 10 yeah, I feel like Bengals fans don't panic, don't hit the panic button i'm putting them in the uh you'll be you'll be just fine category you'll be just fine you'll be just fine but also

Speaker 84 and i this is a scary thing to even think about but i was thinking about this so i just have to say what i think about and i i i know bengals fans deep in the back of their heads are thinking about this because euro and two i do think the bengals will be heard from later on the season i'm not i'm not panicking about panicking about the bengals this year but If for some reason this season does go sideways, these are the type of seasons where you're like, wait, we have this window here.

Speaker 49 What the fuck just happened?

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's a window season.

Speaker 101 So you like, there's an extra little panic when you start 0-2 and you're supposed to be a Super Bowl contending team because you're like, wait, we can't waste one of these seasons.

Speaker 10 Yeah, they'll be fine. And one way that you can tell that they're still definitely in that window is that the people that are taking the most joy in their losses outside the division, the Chiefs fans.

Speaker 10 Yes. Chiefs fans still make sure to include you in your, oh, awesome, the Bengals lost.
That means they're scared. That means that they're scared.

Speaker 12 It means they're scared.

Speaker 1 Okay, speaking of the Chiefs, Chiefs, 17, Jaguars, 9. What we thought was going to be one of the funnest games of the weekend was probably the worst, probably the sloppiest worst.

Speaker 72 We had in this game, if you missed it, there was four consecutive plays, plays, not possessions, plays.

Speaker 1 That was Kansas City fumble, Jacksonville fumble, Kansas City fumble snap, interception.

Speaker 23 Four straight plays. Hank just scored.
The Patriots just scored 17, 10.

Speaker 6 They gone for two.

Speaker 86 They're down 14 in the fourth quarter.

Speaker 79 You go for two in these spots.

Speaker 10 A lot of time, though. A lot of times.

Speaker 59 A lot of time.

Speaker 100 But yeah, so we had fumble, Jacksonville fumble, fumble snap, interception.

Speaker 73 Yeah, it's ugly. It was really.

Speaker 116 Can we blame that on the heat?

Speaker 10 Because they brought the giant thermometer out, which I love. You get two giant thermometer seasons, one at the start of the year, and then one once it gets really cold.

Speaker 10 And on the sideline in Jacksonville,

Speaker 10 it was 120 degrees on the giant thermometer. I don't know if that thing was calibrated or what, but that's a very hot day.
Everybody was in the pool. The pool was rocking.

Speaker 10 The pool was absolutely filled. Just everybody.
You don't get out of the pool, by the way, if you're at a football game and you get in the pool in Jacksonville.

Speaker 10 You just stay in there and piss for the rest of the day. But it was a bad game.
It was ugly.

Speaker 10 Trevor Lawrence didn't look very good today.

Speaker 1 He looked bad.

Speaker 117 So we had Trevor Lawrence had, since 2016, when they started tracking this, Trevor Lawrence had the most pass attempts in the red zone without a completion, seven.

Speaker 1 So they went to the red zone it felt like the Jaguars are in the red zone.

Speaker 94 The Chiefs, at the beginning of the game, wanted to basically give the Jaguars the game. They were getting fumble luck and all this stuff, and the Jaguars just couldn't do anything offensively.

Speaker 86 And then Mahomes,

Speaker 65 that drive at the end of the first half, I want to say, where they kind of woke up and went right down the field.

Speaker 89 That's like...

Speaker 2 That's a game the Jaguars,

Speaker 28 you're killing yourself because you held the Chiefs to 17 points.

Speaker 49 And if your offense was just semi-competent, you win that game.

Speaker 57 Like, that's a very winnable game for the Jaguars that just did not go their way.

Speaker 10 Yeah, as far as the Chiefs go, the passing offense still doesn't look good. Doesn't look much better.

Speaker 84 Serious, Tony had a hilarious fumble.

Speaker 10 He had a very funny fumble where he ran backwards.

Speaker 97 Yeah, he fumbled like 20 yards backwards.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he continues to be hilarious to me.

Speaker 10 Sky Moore, good receiver. Needs to change his number.
Yeah. He wears number 24, right? 24, that's not a receiver number.

Speaker 10 I know know you can wear whatever number you feel that you are that day um 24 is not a receiver he and pacheco should switch they should switch absolutely 19 uh pacheco is 10 i think 10 10 yes so they should absolutely 100 switch um the offense in general this season so far averaging 18 and a half points per game the chiefs yeah not good small change in size only two games now compared to the commanders that have eric be inemi and they're averaging 28 points a game i just thought that was interesting interesting we also had the very rare uh two two offensive line things.

Speaker 100 Mahomes passing to an offensive lineman, which is a very funny play.

Speaker 10 You should be allowed to do that, by the way.

Speaker 34 He just stood there.

Speaker 12 He's like, what the fuck, dude?

Speaker 107 Why'd you throw that to me?

Speaker 10 If you weigh over 300 pounds, you should be constantly eligible. It should be.
You should be allowed to catch the ball. I agree.

Speaker 1 And then we also had the Chiefs bench Jawan Taylor in the middle of a drive and then brought him back in.

Speaker 110 Now, Jawan Taylor, if you remember on Thursday Night Football, opening night, was getting

Speaker 17 put all over X videos, videos being like, this guy's offside on every play.

Speaker 35 The league said we're going to watch it closer, and they started calling it on him.

Speaker 40 And so they benched him in the middle of a drive, which is very rare, brought him back, but they benched him for maybe the best name I've ever seen on a football field.

Speaker 1 They benched him for Prince Tega Wanoga.

Speaker 10 That's pretty good, yeah.

Speaker 91 He's a

Speaker 100 he's he's from Africa.

Speaker 53 He moved to Alabama, I want to believe, and he became a four-star recruit after playing football for one single year.

Speaker 10 Prince Taga Wanuga.

Speaker 2 You can maybe look it up, Jake. Winogo, maybe Prince Taga Wanogo.

Speaker 16 What a fucking, how awesome is that to be that good of an athlete, huge human being to play football for a single year and immediately Georgia's like, I want you.

Speaker 87 He went to Auburn.

Speaker 81 It'd be incredible. Yeah.
It'd be incredible. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Shout out Prince Tago.
If you're just named Prince, that's very cool.

Speaker 21 Tago Wanogo.

Speaker 10 I still think the best football name of all time that we don't talk about enough is Dick Butkiss. Yes.
His name is literally

Speaker 10 Dick Butkiss.

Speaker 122 Dick Butkus. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I mean,

Speaker 4 he was, I think he was on the field for week one.

Speaker 90 He probably needs to play for the Bears.

Speaker 10 Probably. They could use him.

Speaker 113 Patrick Mahomes is 28 years old today.

Speaker 1 Pressing stat time?

Speaker 10 No, I don't want to.

Speaker 10 Is this going to be another, like, we're

Speaker 10 ever going to watch a Super Bowl again?

Speaker 94 No, do you think we're going to be watching Patrick Mahomes when we're 50 years old?

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 15 Probably. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 124 And I realized that and I was like, fuck.

Speaker 20 Yeah, we might be. But he's going to be old.

Speaker 10 And they're going to be talking about him like

Speaker 10 when he's like 38 years old. They're going to be like, wow, I can't believe that you're still out here on the field.
I can't believe you're still alive and able to form sentences.

Speaker 10 Wow, you're so old, 38. And then we're going to be 50.

Speaker 1 And my son's going to be like, what's this graphic saying the Bears could have drafted him?

Speaker 51 Yeah. Don't fuck.

Speaker 101 It's ancient history.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I don't want to think about that.

Speaker 75 Yeah, that's, yeah.

Speaker 96 But he is 28 years old and is.

Speaker 43 already a Hall of Famer.

Speaker 75 Hall of Fame career.

Speaker 10 I think if you're 28 years old, he retired today. He's a Hall of Fame.
First ballot.

Speaker 88 That's got to be be the cool.

Speaker 13 Just once I want to see someone do that.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Instead of walking away from a team like the Lions when they stink, walk away at the prime of your career when you're on a very, very good team.
Right.

Speaker 98 If Andrew Luck had retired with two Super Bowls.

Speaker 10 Yeah, in the middle of a dynasty walk away. Yeah.

Speaker 103 But the Chiefs, that was a big win for the Chiefs because it did feel like, oh, shit, are they going to start 0-2?

Speaker 100 Now they play the Bears next week, so that's a win for them.

Speaker 102 But still, that was a big win to go into Jacksonville with, like, I would say a B-minus game on offense and win.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I'd say worse than that. I'd say like a C.
They did a C game and they came out with a win. So you're one and one.

Speaker 65 And Chris Jones is back, and he was heard from.

Speaker 10 And Travis Kelsey also. Also, back and heard from.

Speaker 51 Yes, and heard from.

Speaker 17 Okay, next up.

Speaker 126 Hank is dying. Hank, you want to give us an update? How's it going?

Speaker 62 Dolphins are driving the ball, passing a stop.

Speaker 9 Maybe a pick.

Speaker 52 Maybe a pick six. Maybe a pick.
Maybe nice.

Speaker 54 A pick six would be nice for you.

Speaker 81 Okay.

Speaker 2 Next up, Seahawks Lions.

Speaker 105 We said this on Friday, but this was going to be the most fun game, and it really kind of proved to be that when these two teams play, why can't we get these two teams playing on

Speaker 129 Pick? Yeist called it.

Speaker 9 Let's go.

Speaker 130 Hank asked for it, and it delivered.

Speaker 51 Wow, Hank.

Speaker 10 Coach

Speaker 10 is huge.

Speaker 12 Hank's back.

Speaker 83 Yeah,

Speaker 94 the Seahawks Lions, all they do is play awesome games together.

Speaker 91 That's what they do.

Speaker 10 Yeah, did you see the new thing that the Lions were starting to do this week with the blue ski masks? Yes.

Speaker 10 So CeeDee Deuce said that he wanted to see Detroit Lions fans rocking blue ski masks at home, which is, it's weird because he's, this is his first year in Detroit, right? Yeah.

Speaker 10 But he's like anointed himself as being like the fan representative. I like that.
So that's that's CeeDee Deuce doing the CD Deuce things. And so he asked them to wear blue ski masks.

Speaker 10 It's a great idea until you lose, and then the other team gets to wear blue ski masks in the locker room while they celebrate. Yes.
You have to be ready for that. But the

Speaker 10 Lions, I guess they looked okay, but it was just too many points for the Seahawks.

Speaker 10 Geno Smith looked, if there was one play where he just started dancing around like he was Michael Vick, and he ended up going backwards like

Speaker 10 Kadarius Toney

Speaker 10 on that one play. But yeah, it was a fun game.

Speaker 83 Fun game to watch.

Speaker 1 So Geno Smith was lights out in the overtime.

Speaker 17 Lions defense couldn't stop anyone.

Speaker 1 They are now, since 2022, they've had three losses where their offense has scored more than 30 points.

Speaker 105 That's tough.

Speaker 28 Yeah. That's tough to do.

Speaker 51 Also,

Speaker 58 I would like to.

Speaker 23 Now, we love Dan Campbell.

Speaker 35 We love Dan Campbell. Love him.

Speaker 119 Phenomenal coach.

Speaker 1 Has the Lions going in the right direction.

Speaker 4 This was a big, big game.

Speaker 33 They had the Barry Sanders statue that they unveiled, which it's crazy it took this long.

Speaker 103 I know there was bad blood, but it's crazy.

Speaker 1 Barry Sanders should have gotten a statue when he was still playing.

Speaker 57 Yeah.

Speaker 65 It's insane. Also, the statue,

Speaker 31 they nailed it.

Speaker 50 It looks cool.

Speaker 52 I haven't seen it. It looks very, very cool.

Speaker 91 So, Barry Sanders statue day, Lions, big home game.

Speaker 35 Tim Robinson was there, who's a Detroiter, Detroitian,

Speaker 94 Detroit native.

Speaker 2 He, I think, is now like if the Chiefs thought maybe Paul Rudd had a little bit of the magic, Tim Robinson definitely trumps that in terms of cool NFL fans.

Speaker 2 But Dan Campbell, he doesn't really make a lot of sense sometimes.

Speaker 1 And I, again, this is coming from a place of love.

Speaker 100 So just know that I'm not criticizing him in the fact that he's a bad coach.

Speaker 107 He's a good coach.

Speaker 92 But I have a question for you, PFT, and I think Lions fans might be thinking the same thing.

Speaker 125 Dan Campbell,

Speaker 54 in the second quarter, fourth and four at the 31, he went for it, turnover on downs.

Speaker 79 Or sorry, yeah, he went for it instead of kicking a field goal.

Speaker 57 In the second half, fourth and two at Detroit 45, he went for it turnover on downs.

Speaker 1 The Seahawks went and scored, so then they went up 24-21. So aggressive Dan Campbell.
I like that.

Speaker 15 Dan Campbell's aggressive.

Speaker 10 Fake punts, all this stuff.

Speaker 51 He's aggressive.

Speaker 93 What the fuck was he doing at the end of the game when the Lions had the ball at the 50 with all three timeouts, down three,

Speaker 105 and they basically were like, let's play for overtime.

Speaker 10 That didn't make any sense at all. If you're going to be aggressive, be aggressive all the time.
Exactly.

Speaker 89 That's my only thing is like, be consistently aggressive.

Speaker 1 So it's not really like Dan Campbell is a bad coach.

Speaker 59 It's just be consistent.

Speaker 5 I think Lions fans would probably want him to be consistently aggressive in that be aggressive all the time because it's kind of like it's kind of like sitting at a blackjack table and you're like, sometimes I'll split and sometimes I won't.

Speaker 23 No, no, you have to play.

Speaker 96 If you're going to play one way, play that way the entire game.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's so frustrating when he doesn't do it at the end of the day, when it probably makes the most sense to be aggressive in that situation.

Speaker 21 And that was

Speaker 10 more sense to get all conservative in the first half or if you're on your own 45-yard line and you decide that you're going to go for it instead of punt.

Speaker 10 If you're going to play that way for the vast majority of the game, and then when you actually have a chance to win, they all shrivel up. I don't know.

Speaker 10 I would like to hear what his explanation was on that because it didn't make any sense at the time. It doesn't make any more sense later.
There might have been something that he saw. I don't know.

Speaker 109 But I think that's a fair criticism of Dan Campbell there, where it's like, dude, you have an offense that can move the ball.

Speaker 1 That is moving. I know they lost an offensive lineman.
They were down a couple offensive linemen today. I think Taylor Decker didn't play, and then they got a

Speaker 31 Vitae.

Speaker 28 Vita.

Speaker 24 I think that's how you pronounce his name. He got hurt.

Speaker 1 So they had a little protection issue once they were down a couple offensive linemen.

Speaker 85 I think Sewell was moving over, but still,

Speaker 30 you were able to move the ball pretty well all day,

Speaker 1 and you had three timeouts, and you were sitting on the 50-yard line.

Speaker 117 Take some shots.

Speaker 23 Win the game right then.

Speaker 21 Don't go to overtime.

Speaker 57 They never got the ball back.

Speaker 10 Yeah, this tells me that Dan Campbell doesn't respect Jack Fox enough. The fact that they went forward on fourth and two from their own 45, he would have pinned him deep, no doubt in my mind.

Speaker 10 The offense for the Lions still looks good, so I wouldn't panic if you're Detroit.

Speaker 1 Jared threw his first pick in like 380-plus

Speaker 51 passes.

Speaker 10 The streak is over. The streak is over.

Speaker 119 It wasn't his fault.

Speaker 39 The running back's fault. Yeah.
He cut off his route early.

Speaker 10 And Amon Ross St. Brown looked awesome again today.

Speaker 12 Yeah, Amon Ross St.

Speaker 58 Brown is just, he got hurt.

Speaker 90 He was hobbling off.

Speaker 110 I don't know what ended up happening.

Speaker 112 It was his foot, but he hobbled off, and then like one play later, they ran a trick play with him running the ball.

Speaker 49 And it was like, he's such a fucking, he's just built different.

Speaker 10 This goes back to that thing that we're talking about on Friday's show, where if the Seahawks, they were in a position where they were massive favorites in week one, they get the shit kicked out of them, and then they're underdogs in week two, you bet on that team every time.

Speaker 10 And Pete Carroll, I think, is a consistent enough coach where you can say, okay,

Speaker 10 the team isn't going to fall apart.

Speaker 10 They're going to be competitive in most games that they play.

Speaker 94 Yeah, and Geno Smith looked great.

Speaker 96 Like he did.

Speaker 49 He had a nice bounce back game.

Speaker 114 And like I said, I think he was six or seven in overtime.

Speaker 86 He was just picking him apart.

Speaker 10 Tyler Lockett's going to be catching touchdown passes until we're 55 years old.

Speaker 124 For the rest of the time.

Speaker 105 And that is the Patriots game.

Speaker 100 The Dolphins just scored a touchdown.

Speaker 10 Jake clapped.

Speaker 57 Jake clapped right in Hank's face.

Speaker 10 The Shrek laughed. That was like Northwestern.

Speaker 94 Now, Hank, there's still eight minutes left.

Speaker 1 Never say never.

Speaker 31 Don't ever count out touchdown Mac.

Speaker 46 Yeah, I think it's over.

Speaker 58 That was it. Max,

Speaker 52 Max Memes.

Speaker 124 Found that a little too funny, I would say, Hank.

Speaker 132 I think that was. No, I'm laughing at the camera angle.

Speaker 21 Oh, no, don't. We're not going to laugh at YouTube.
Subscribe.

Speaker 133 Great golf videos.

Speaker 1 Last thing with the Lions game.

Speaker 17 Did you guys happen to see the horniest man alive at the Lions game?

Speaker 134 Yeah, I got tagged in it.

Speaker 49 Oh, you got tagged in it?

Speaker 100 Can I read the text messages?

Speaker 54 So I don't, I'm not, I think this is kind of a weird move to take a picture of someone texting.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 1 They did, whoever ended up posting it did black out all the numbers.

Speaker 33 So that's good.

Speaker 57 So it's kind of like one of those situations where we can have a good laugh.

Speaker 1 No one gets harmed.

Speaker 100 I'll read the text messages to you.

Speaker 1 The woman says to the man, give me a few.

Speaker 100 I'm going home after this.

Speaker 2 He replied, okay.

Speaker 1 She then replied, then I'm fingering myself for a while.

Speaker 49 You've got my pussy throbbing.

Speaker 1 He wrote back, if you can't squirt, then just video you.

Speaker 1 And he actually wrote if you can't squirt then just video you pissing

Speaker 107 and she wrote back oh i'm squirting and he wrote back i want you to piss on my hard and then he didn't finish that one i think i know where he's going um and then he wrote i want you so fucking bad she wrote back i want you looking up at me while i watch you eat my pussy he said fuck yes and then he said i want to come see you m over after this game Lions fans, you got to be more into the game.

Speaker 85 I'm going to say it right now, that's bad fandom.

Speaker 94 You got to be more into the game.

Speaker 10 When was this picture taken? I don't know,

Speaker 72 this game was back and forth all game.

Speaker 10 You can't do that in overtime.

Speaker 83 It's Barry Sanders day.

Speaker 10 You can't do that in overtime.

Speaker 31 You can't be telling girls if you can't squirt, just piss.

Speaker 29 Yeah, you hold up your...

Speaker 10 Like, listen, it's late in the game. I'm going to hold my fours up real quick, and then I'll bring them over to your house.

Speaker 30 It was, I mean, come on, you got to be more locked in.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's tough. It's a tough look, but listen, we're all humans at the end of the day, big cat.

Speaker 46 I don't know about this guy.

Speaker 75 He's a a dog.

Speaker 69 If you can't squirt, just piss.

Speaker 10 That guy is just like every other guy being like, you know what? I don't need to actually know if you come.

Speaker 10 As long as you pretend like it happened, then it's good enough for me.

Speaker 136 Doing some investigative journalism. The screenshot time on the phone is 1343, which is 1.43.
So it's very early in the game.

Speaker 137 Okay.

Speaker 6 That's first half.

Speaker 72 Yeah, that's like first half.

Speaker 136 That's Detroit's Eastern time, right?

Speaker 46 Did they have to later?

Speaker 136 At 1.43 Eastern?

Speaker 137 Yeah.

Speaker 28 I don't know. You've got to be locked in because now here's

Speaker 21 a counterpoint to that.

Speaker 110 That's early in the 1980s.

Speaker 46 It was 7-7 after one.

Speaker 62 He still went to overtime. 7-7 after 12.

Speaker 30 And he also was just walking around with a loaded gun the rest of the game, just thinking about this.

Speaker 31 Like, his mind was not in the game.

Speaker 2 You got to be locked into the game.

Speaker 134 It was probably right after they tied it.

Speaker 31 This is one of the biggest games the Lions have had, home game, like the hype, Barry Sanders Day.

Speaker 1 And you're just, your thought is not like, ooh, how are we going to convert this third down?

Speaker 31 It's, hey, just send me a video of you pissing.

Speaker 75 That'll be squirting.

Speaker 37 Come on.

Speaker 10 Okay, I'm looking at the win probability.

Speaker 10 At the time that this text was sent, it was Lions' big time win probability.

Speaker 108 So that's like the 60s.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 89 That tells me this Lions fan's getting a little too comfortable with the new look Lions.

Speaker 58 Yep.

Speaker 23 You're like, hey, we got this.

Speaker 119 It's over.

Speaker 77 We'll never give up a lead.

Speaker 57 You need a little adjustment here.

Speaker 95 So all Lions fans,

Speaker 1 I think this goes for everyone.

Speaker 84 You all have to take ownership of the piss, not squirt guy and be like, we got to do better as a fan base.

Speaker 10 No pissing for the rest of the week, Lions fans. Only squirting.
Only squirting. That's the only way you're allowed to get rid of it.

Speaker 63 And make sure you video it.

Speaker 52 Oh, man.

Speaker 18 Yeah, it's never text messages when you're sexting like that, they just never look good.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I'm usually not a fan of taking a picture over somebody's shoulder, but this one's too funny. That's a pretty good one.

Speaker 48 If you can't squirt, then just video yourself pissing.

Speaker 87 I want you to squirt on my heart.

Speaker 82 Okay,

Speaker 97 let's take a quick break and then we will come back with some more games.

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Speaker 38 Okay,

Speaker 96 next up, we got Bills Raiders.

Speaker 113 Bills 38, Raiders 10.

Speaker 23 Maybe I'm taking a leap here, but I think that Bills fans, for a brief second, when Jimmy Garoppolo went 75 yards in your face and the Raiders went up 7-0,

Speaker 91 you saw your whole entire world crumble.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you thought this was it. You thought window closed.

Speaker 23 We said it.

Speaker 1 We're like, this is a problem.

Speaker 33 This is going to be like an issue if the Bills don't win this game.

Speaker 80 And then from that point on, they went on a 38-3 run, and five of their next seven drives were touchdowns, and the sixth was a field goal.

Speaker 10 You know what the turning point in this game was? Was Josh Allen t-bagging the safety? Yes. Just trying to hurdle him, landing with his nutsack right on top of his head.

Speaker 10 And from that, you can't come back from getting tea-bagged. No.
And Josh just ended up tea-bagging for the rest of the game. It was great to see.

Speaker 10 Then after the game, Josh was talking about how he felt last week. He said, I love feeling how I felt last week.
I really do, because it makes the the good feel that much better.

Speaker 10 I actually don't think that he believes that. No, he looked very depressed after last week's game.

Speaker 100 But turns out Josh Allen's still good.

Speaker 108 He's very, very good.

Speaker 57 He's very, very good.

Speaker 21 He was making Josh Allen throws from weird angles, bullets all over the place.

Speaker 45 So the Bills are okay.

Speaker 96 Like, that was a game you needed to blow out the Raiders.

Speaker 10 And that's exactly what you did.

Speaker 91 You absolutely blew the doors off of them.

Speaker 107 And you got to feel good again.

Speaker 54 You even had Stephon Diggs singing the shout song, which the the Bills tweeted out, like, being like, see, he's happy.

Speaker 83 He likes it here.

Speaker 23 Yeah. So it feels like all is right with the world.

Speaker 28 The Bills just have to not play the Jets.

Speaker 75 Yeah. The Jets have that.

Speaker 10 It's the Jets Super Bowl whenever they play the Bills.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 1 And the Jets have two games have made Josh Allen look very mortal and the Bills look bad.

Speaker 4 And so you just got to not play the Jets.

Speaker 57 Get out of the division.

Speaker 2 Get out of the Jets division.

Speaker 10 And also, it helps when you hold Josh Jacobs to nine carries for negative two yards. Yeah.
You can't be wearing number zero when you have a stat line like that.

Speaker 1 Did you see Matt Milano's interception?

Speaker 100 He absolutely, it was, it was a, it was a, like, a beautiful offensive rebound box out of Josh Jacobs.

Speaker 10 They asked him if, if he bossed Josh Jacobs on it, and he was like, no, I, I Milano'd him. Yeah.
We'll see if that one catches on.

Speaker 10 It's just a delicious cookie. Just a delicious cookie or a perverted Italian.

Speaker 91 Yes, yes. But that was an off, that was a man play by him.

Speaker 112 Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 17 He just like, he manned him up.

Speaker 1 Also, did you see Takeo Spikes tweet about his obstructed view? He's not so happy.

Speaker 75 It was actually like the worst.

Speaker 105 So I guess he went as a guest of the Bills.

Speaker 96 They're building a new stadium is the big point, but he was in a suite and he couldn't see the entire field.

Speaker 10 Well, that's funny because if you're sitting behind Takio Spikes, you also cannot see the field. Correct.
Because his neck goes from the 20-yard line to the other 20-yard line.

Speaker 10 They did one of these, like, can you guess this players on Twitter last week? Yes, I saw that.

Speaker 10 And it was a silhouette of Takio Spikes, but they were trying to say, okay, played for these franchises, had this many tackles from this year to this year.

Speaker 10 It's like, we don't need to see anything else. I recognize that outline anywhere.
Yes. They called him the volcano because his neck went from his shoulder blade up to like the side of his ears.

Speaker 1 Speaking of great football names.

Speaker 10 Oh, Takio Spikes. Yeah,

Speaker 10 great.

Speaker 66 Yeah, but the Bills, they're good. They're back.

Speaker 45 Yeah, they're back.

Speaker 73 The Bills are back.

Speaker 10 They're playing the Commanders in Ral John, Maryland next week.

Speaker 71 So rivalry game.

Speaker 10 Little Revenge for 1991.

Speaker 94 That will be a very good game.

Speaker 64 Yeah.

Speaker 108 I'm excited for that game.

Speaker 116 It should be good.

Speaker 1 But I'm happy for Bill's mafia because I do think, and you guys can tweet us if we're way off.

Speaker 110 But when the Raiders went up 7-0, there was definitely like a holy fuck, our lives flashed before our eyes.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you can't lose.

Speaker 81 Like, what if we just suck and

Speaker 48 everything sucks now?

Speaker 83 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 102 So the Bills are all the way back.

Speaker 18 The Raiders, I think the Raiders are going to be not good.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 33 They beat a Broncos team.

Speaker 105 I saw a stat.

Speaker 17 I think it was

Speaker 1 the Giants didn't score for the first six quarters of the season, and they have more points than the Raiders on the season.

Speaker 10 Yeah, so the Raiders,

Speaker 10 that's tough. It's going to be a long season, but good news is, let's take a look at the schedule for the Raiders.

Speaker 87 I'm sure that's easy.

Speaker 10 They're home against the Steelers next week, and then at the Chargers,

Speaker 10 they could peel off a couple wins. Better get them in now, though, because I feel like the wheels are going to fall off.

Speaker 10 If I know Josh McDaniels,

Speaker 10 this season will end poorly.

Speaker 81 Yes, yes.

Speaker 113 Oh, the Patriots are back, Hank.

Speaker 63 Five minutes left. This is fun watching.

Speaker 105 Sweat it out.

Speaker 23 I mean, if you're watching the YouTube, go subscribe. You get to see Hank just like

Speaker 12 he's all over his seat, just trying to

Speaker 107 figure out a way to.

Speaker 12 Now you should go for two.

Speaker 50 Sure.

Speaker 50 Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 97 If you're an analytics boy like us, we're analytics men, actually.

Speaker 10 We've graduated.

Speaker 2 Okay, next up:

Speaker 91 Titans Chargers.

Speaker 108 Brandon Staley's getting fired.

Speaker 81 Brandon Staley

Speaker 10 is not a nerd anymore. And I mean that in a bad way.
I liked it when he was a nerd. Yes.

Speaker 10 I liked it when Brandon Staley was going for fourth downs when it was like fourth and five, doing crazy shit left and right. Now he's playing, he's playing like a P-word.
Yes.

Speaker 10 I'm not going to say the full word, but he's playing like one.

Speaker 23 Yes. He is.

Speaker 4 He's a pussy.

Speaker 10 He's turned from a nerd into a pussy.

Speaker 31 He's a mental pussy. Yeah.

Speaker 83 He

Speaker 1 similar to the Dan Campbell conversation about like be consistent.

Speaker 117 If you're going to be conservative all the time, be conservative all the time.

Speaker 100 If you're going to be aggressive, be aggressive.

Speaker 1 He punted on fourth and one from the Titans 44.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that's not the Brandon Staley.

Speaker 83 I know. It's like...

Speaker 10 How do you turn somebody back into a nerd? Like, it's whatever the reverse swirly or reverse wedgy. I don't know.

Speaker 10 We need to bully him back into being a nerd.

Speaker 23 So is Brandon Staley not a good coach, or is it the Chargers are so overhyped he gets unduly criticized?

Speaker 30 I don't think that they're that overhyped.

Speaker 28 Although they do before the season, come on.

Speaker 35 You know that every year they're the darling of like, look at this roster.

Speaker 10 Me personally, I did not do that this year.

Speaker 1 But a lot of media does, and the dudes that they have, like, it's the dude-off thing.

Speaker 96 They get Justin Herbert is the media darling, and he's a very good quarterback,

Speaker 1 but it doesn't show up winning-wise a lot, like as much as it should.

Speaker 117 So Justin Herbert,

Speaker 16 and this isn't on him, he had,

Speaker 100 or sorry, the Chargers are the 33rd team in Super Bowl era with 50-plus points and zero turnovers through two games, and they're the only one that's 0-2.

Speaker 65 Yep.

Speaker 85 There's a lot of bad Chargers stats.

Speaker 87 I also have one.

Speaker 2 They had Justin Herbert had 300 yards, two TDs.

Speaker 100 The Chargers defense had five sacks.

Speaker 33 Derrick Henry didn't get 100 yards, and the Chargers lost the game.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's very tough to lose those games. It's really, really tough.
And they went for two.

Speaker 10 I liked when they went for two and they threw the pass to the offensive lineman right in Vrabel's face because you know that Vrabel is watching that being like, damn, I really wish we could do something like that.

Speaker 10 That's straight out of his playbook.

Speaker 10 It's tough for Chargers fans when you're playing decent football and then your coach is just absolutely ruining it for you. Right.
I do think he might be fired.

Speaker 17 I think he's definitely on the hot seat

Speaker 99 because

Speaker 2 there definitely feels like Justin Herbert, and maybe Justin Herbert isn't better than this, but, and they were throwing it deep today.

Speaker 50 They were actually like letting him kind of throw some shots, which is good because that's what you should do with Justin Herbert.

Speaker 100 But the fact that they got the ball first in overtime went three and out.

Speaker 93 Ryan

Speaker 47 Tannehill, who came off one of the worst games ever,

Speaker 35 was able to just throw like dink and dunk.

Speaker 57 He had two big passes, but for the most part, he was able to just throw check downs and beat them.

Speaker 10 He had that one bomb, though, that set him up for the touchdown, the short Derek.

Speaker 103 He had a 70-yard pass.

Speaker 68 The 70-yard pass was sick.

Speaker 84 Yeah, he had a 70-yard pass and a 40-yard pass.

Speaker 62 Playhouse is blanking different colors.

Speaker 61 That's sick.

Speaker 6 Oh, wow, Hank.

Speaker 73 Incredible. Watch out.

Speaker 61 Watch out. You guys invented a stop.

Speaker 7 The boys are back.

Speaker 83 But yeah, like...

Speaker 62 Also, you're not factoring how tall it is, like, your analogy that if you wouldn't be able to see it, it's so tall and the light's so bright, you'd be able to see it from a long distance.

Speaker 10 Well, wouldn't you, your eyes would be drawn to the giant jumbotron that they built instead?

Speaker 62 No, not if you're, it's so tall that you could, you could probably see that thing from Situate.

Speaker 10 Absolutely not. No,

Speaker 10 if there was a coast, if there was an actual like ocean next to Foxborough, then it's a, then it's a safety hazard for all ships coming nearby.

Speaker 118 Mac Jones always has like a little bit of a scared look on his face.

Speaker 40 He's got to fix his face.

Speaker 15 I don't think he's as bad as people say he is, but he

Speaker 35 has. He's so bad.
No, I know. I mean, well, the interception was bad.

Speaker 71 Two bad interceptions.

Speaker 1 But his face, like, he's got to have. Maybe he needs a mustache.

Speaker 79 You know what what it is?

Speaker 10 A mustache. It goes back to when he got carried off the field and was crying.

Speaker 73 That's all I see.

Speaker 10 You're right. That's all I see when I look at Mac.

Speaker 86 He needs to, like, punch a small child or something.

Speaker 52 Or, like, do some kind of like badass thing.

Speaker 10 Win a fight, get another DUI.

Speaker 70 He should win a fight. Facial hair and win a fight.

Speaker 83 Maybe a tattoo, neck tat.

Speaker 10 Or he gets he gets a DUI on purpose and then prepares himself for the mug shot. Yes.
And has an awesome-looking mug shot during it.

Speaker 1 He needs some type of moment that changes it.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 23 Because, yeah, you think about it, it's the crying, it's the gritty and the Pro Bowl.

Speaker 50 Yep.

Speaker 96 and the DUI, but like he needs something to harden him.

Speaker 103 I think he needs a mustache.

Speaker 100 I think he needs a Fu Man Chu.

Speaker 47 That would actually rock.

Speaker 23 Titans, Chargers.

Speaker 124 So I'm a big believer in the Titans just because Mike Gribble's a great coach and they make everyone miserable to play against.

Speaker 15 But this, again,

Speaker 85 Brandon Staley,

Speaker 23 like you, you've got to start winning games.

Speaker 10 Right? Yeah, if you're a defensive coach and your offense is playing great and you're still not doing anything, it's like, what are you doing here? What would you say you do here, Brandon?

Speaker 100 He's a defensive coach, and his team's finished 29th and 23rd scoring against the last two years.

Speaker 17 And he inherited a team that he went backwards.

Speaker 10 Now, a spin zone, if you're a Chargers fan,

Speaker 10 you'd rather stink defensively and be good offensively than have it be like 2009 all over again when you had the number one ranked offense and number one ranked defense and you still don't make the playoffs.

Speaker 114 But they have so many dudes.

Speaker 10 They got a lot of dudes.

Speaker 114 They have so many dudes.

Speaker 139 Some of those dudes got to do something i think we have a loser leaves town game next week for the chargers oh

Speaker 138 not the vikings oh

Speaker 10 i think the losers i think losers done that the loser of that should be your pinky team

Speaker 21 well i'll take

Speaker 64 you'll take both you don't want let me think about that yeah if the vikings win that game i'll add the chargers yeah chargers vikings both teams have a lot of guys yeah by the way i like people people were like every year i do the pinky team and they're like well you're such a coward coward for not doing, like, the Chiefs or something.

Speaker 52 Like, I'm not,

Speaker 23 the genesis of it is I'm saying I do not think this team will win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 57 So it would be disingenuous to be like, I don't think the Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 10 You're daring the Chiefs to take your pinky.

Speaker 107 Right. I don't.

Speaker 88 The Vikings are not going to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 93 And if they do, I will cut off the tip of my pinky.

Speaker 112 That's the point.

Speaker 112 I'm telling you definitively, this team will not win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 94 If I say the Bengals or the Chiefs, I still think the Bengals could win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 23 So it would be stupid for me to say that.

Speaker 83 People want me, they're sickos, perverts.

Speaker 10 They want it. What about the Patriots?

Speaker 54 I don't think their odds were good enough before the season.

Speaker 10 The Vikings were plus 4,000.

Speaker 1 Yeah, they were right on the cusp because they won the NFC North last year.

Speaker 114 Yeah.

Speaker 59 Went to the playoffs.

Speaker 96 They were, you know,

Speaker 33 in that conversation.

Speaker 20 You had them a few Super Bowl future on them.

Speaker 52 I know at least one person who put a Super Bowl future.

Speaker 47 That was me. Yeah.

Speaker 66 So I can 4,000.

Speaker 10 That's a lot of pluses.

Speaker 37 Yes.

Speaker 37 Okay.

Speaker 1 Next up,

Speaker 126 I'll do the Bears at the end of the first games just so that people can wait for my saddening.

Speaker 48 I got a lot of things I have to say.

Speaker 12 Falcons, Packers.

Speaker 120 The Packers blew this game.

Speaker 10 Kind of, yeah. But Arthur Smith is a good coach.
No, Arthur Smith is a great coach. He's a very good coach, it turns out.

Speaker 94 He's also kind of crazy.

Speaker 10 And he looks awesome.

Speaker 17 We thought he was debating going for it at the end of the game instead of kicking the field goal.

Speaker 10 They were just showing a picture, a close-up of him.

Speaker 10 That's the angle that you get of a coach that's making an insane decision yes but we have no idea what was actually happening on the field during that time i think coo was just warming up and staying off the field yeah until it was time for him to kick um but the fact that we thought arthur smith could do it says a lot about how afraid of arthur smith's brain we are and also arthur smith the mustache is working because you don't know this because you're obviously on the sidelines the camera loves you yeah the camera was all over art and he had the cutoffs oh he looked sleeves and the stash

Speaker 10 is arthur smith a daddy he is a zaddy i think he's a zaddy he is a a Zaddy. Big time.

Speaker 75 He's a daddy goal.

Speaker 10 He looks like a truck driver that won the lottery and never told anybody about it. Yes.

Speaker 116 Kind of. Yeah, kind of.

Speaker 6 Yeah, actually, kind of.

Speaker 10 Like some dude that was in logistics and then got a lot of money and then pretended to not be in logistics anymore.

Speaker 69 It was like, I'll just coach football instead.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that's exactly what Arthur Smith looks like.

Speaker 73 Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 51 He nailed it.

Speaker 10 Fun fact about Desmond Ritter, he's now 30-0 at home as a starter going back to college.

Speaker 89 On Friday, I said that he had never lost a home game.

Speaker 10 Yeah, so shout out Desmond Ritter. I like what Arthur Smith does.

Speaker 10 Like, I know fantasy owners, again, are probably pissed off about the whole Kyle Pitts situation because they don't really throw him the ball. Yeah.
He's a great decoy, though.

Speaker 35 Yeah, and also

Speaker 36 Arthur Smith's fault.

Speaker 10 There's like two guys, three guys that are running with Kyle Pitts, and then boom, you get Drake London that's wide open underneath. Right.

Speaker 4 And Bijan Robinson is the real deal.

Speaker 10 He's so funny.

Speaker 101 He had 172 yards today.

Speaker 1 He makes people miss.

Speaker 65 He's so explosive.

Speaker 1 It unfortunately goes even further to the case of drafting a running back and like letting because he does look faster than ever.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he's got those rookie legs. You can tell.
You can tell when a rookie running back starts to run the ball. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he's got great balance, too. Yeah.
I think he has the best balance in the NFL.

Speaker 120 The Falcons are fun. Yeah.

Speaker 10 They might be fun. Especially when they wear those red helmets and the

Speaker 10 uniforms.

Speaker 81 Awesome combination.

Speaker 76 Yeah, the Packers

Speaker 84 Falcons helmets today were great.

Speaker 23 I say the Packers blew it because, and again, we're going to get to my own problem.

Speaker 97 So I know that everyone will reply and be like, oh, worry about yourself.

Speaker 17 I get it.

Speaker 21 But

Speaker 21 the Packers had a 24-12 lead, and they ran 10 plays after that lead, and they gained seven total yards.

Speaker 33 Yes, they needed just first downs, and they didn't get a first down.

Speaker 100 They punted three times.

Speaker 112 They were not able, Jordan Love was not able to get him a first down.

Speaker 10 You didn't get him one on that sneak?

Speaker 33 No, the one where he, that was the drunkest of football players ever looked on the field without being drunk.

Speaker 10 It was so funny. Did he even get the ball ball on that? No, I think he just dove forward without the ball.

Speaker 23 You know what he looked like?

Speaker 19 He looked like when you're walking down your stairs at night and you miss the last step.

Speaker 57 You think there's one more step and you do the fake step.

Speaker 59 Yep.

Speaker 12 You're like, oh, fuck.

Speaker 138 And your whole world kind of like

Speaker 38 falls apart for a second.

Speaker 83 Yeah.

Speaker 91 He looked like that.

Speaker 89 It was not good. But yeah,

Speaker 23 that was a game the Packers should have won.

Speaker 1 They were, again, 24-12, and they ran 10 plays, offensive plays, and gained seven yards.

Speaker 119 We're going to pause real quick because they're kicking a field goal.

Speaker 84 Five yards.

Speaker 100 Two minutes and 19 seconds left.

Speaker 46 This would put the game away.

Speaker 60 The Dolphins are kicking a field goal to put the game away to end Hank's season.

Speaker 48 To make it a two-possession game.

Speaker 50 Week two.

Speaker 46 And the kick is up.

Speaker 46 Good hold.

Speaker 7 And it's five left.

Speaker 115 And Hank is alive.

Speaker 15 Hank is alive.

Speaker 23 If the Patriots get back down to red zone.

Speaker 62 They're getting back down to red zone.

Speaker 15 We'll let you just narrate it.

Speaker 10 It's Kenny Chesney night, too, Hank. You can't lose on kenny chessey night wait what kenny what did kenny chesney he rang the bell

Speaker 62 where at the top of the lighthouse oh

Speaker 47 we should have a little lighthouse counter in the bottom of the youtube

Speaker 10 it's all it's it's so ridiculous that the person that does the ceremony before the game at the lighthouse doesn't light the lighthouse they ring the bell at the top of the lighthouse they should light the lighthouse it should be a torch yeah can we play a little like the olympics we play a little falcon schedule game real quick yeah let's look ahead let's just look ahead real quick when there was like enemy ships coming into town they rang the bell it's like the most important part of a lighthouse you're obsessed with the lighthouse we've moved on hey you're talking about the falcons

Speaker 50 call revere

Speaker 10 you're so all you think about is the lighthouse we've already moved on uh bait sisters falcons at lions jaguars i mean the thing is the i don't really know what the falcons are so i don't like they could win both those games i'm just gonna i'm gonna look at the rest of the schedule and say they will win uh 55 of their games yeah they don't have a tough schedule how wow they only have one true road game in the first six weeks.

Speaker 46 That is a London game.

Speaker 119 They have the Texans and the Cardinals.

Speaker 24 So those are nice two wins.

Speaker 125 Yeah, I think the Falcons could be like a nine-win team.

Speaker 87 Could beat the Jets.

Speaker 21 They have the Bears, also a win.

Speaker 28 The Colts, yeah, the Falcons.

Speaker 90 Falcons are going to the playoffs.

Speaker 15 I think so.

Speaker 59 I'm going to say it right now.

Speaker 40 Let's play whose line is it anyway?

Speaker 119 Can you look up the Falcons at Lions?

Speaker 10 Falcons at Lions. I'm going to take Lions minus three.

Speaker 100 I'm going to say Lions minus four.

Speaker 50 Hank, are you looking it up? No. Oh.

Speaker 10 Whose lion is it anyway, Hank? Is Belchick wearing a wedding ring on his index finger?

Speaker 126 That's a weird move. He's married to the game.
That's a weird move.

Speaker 114 He's married to the game.

Speaker 21 Of lacrosse?

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I don't think it's out yet.

Speaker 4 What do you mean it's not out yet? I don't see it.

Speaker 139 That's a lie. I don't see it.

Speaker 47 Definitely out.

Speaker 135 Okay.

Speaker 50 All right.

Speaker 4 Well, whose line is it anyway, Jake?

Speaker 35 Go find that line for us.

Speaker 136 Lions minus four. Thank you.

Speaker 135 Okay, thanks, Jake. I nailed it.

Speaker 90 Good job. It came out.

Speaker 46 Hank didn't even look. I did.

Speaker 10 No, no, the line came out in between when Hank said that and when Jake said it.

Speaker 50 It is so true.

Speaker 74 So we're driving.

Speaker 21 All right, you're driving.

Speaker 109 You're driving.

Speaker 52 All right, let's do Colts, Texans, and then we will pause for the end of this game, and then we'll come back with the Bears talk.

Speaker 18 So, Colts, Texans, Gardner Minshew might be the best backup of all time.

Speaker 10 He's very good. He's so fun.

Speaker 10 So fun when he gets in, too.

Speaker 10 Today's game was really a story about how god-awful the Texans' offensive line is. Yeah.
Because I think they were down four players. I think they were basically playing all their second stringers.

Speaker 10 But we always talk about

Speaker 10 Derek David Carr and his rookie season in Houston, how he just got sacked, and then he was like a scared dog for the rest of his career because every time he would get the ball, he'd be like, oh shit, I'm about to get hit.

Speaker 10 Right now, CJ Stroud has been sacked 11 times in two games, which is on pace to smash the record of 76

Speaker 10 in 2002 when David Carr.

Speaker 17 Yeah, he was sacked six times today, just absolutely no time.

Speaker 92 And they throw it a lot.

Speaker 94 I think he had like, didn't he have another game where he had like 40 plus pass attempts?

Speaker 1 So it's, he's not only like under pressure, but they're also making him throw it a shitload.

Speaker 126 So CJ Stroud, yeah, 47 pass attempts, 30 for 47.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he's going to get killed. Also from this game, we gave Jake an assignment, and that's to pronounce Kayumi Fairbairn's full name.

Speaker 136 Yeah, so they showed it on the graphic, and it was very small font.

Speaker 133 Okay, here we go.

Speaker 12 You got this.

Speaker 133 John Christian, Kaimi, Noe, Al-O-A-Meka, Ike, Oke, Kumu, Pop.

Speaker 21 Oh, really?

Speaker 10 Rolled right off the tip of your tongue.

Speaker 100 That was beautiful, Jake.

Speaker 108 Thanks.

Speaker 56 Fourth and four.

Speaker 97 And we're going to,

Speaker 54 you want to talk through this, Hank?

Speaker 65 Oh, they're timeout. All right.

Speaker 40 So finish up this game.

Speaker 31 The Colts probably should figure out how not to get Anthony Richardson hurt.

Speaker 10 Yeah, he self-reported the concussion, apparently.

Speaker 1 And he's been hurt now twice in two games.

Speaker 10 Should we reach the level where we need Anthony Richardson to protect himself against himself? Probably. Stop running the ball so much, Anthony.

Speaker 10 You look awesome when you do it, and he's really good when he does it. I would say he looks like the best of the rookie quarterbacks that we've seen so far.

Speaker 87 Well, in limited fashion, he only played, what, like a quarter today?

Speaker 10 Yeah, but he looked awesome that day.

Speaker 117 He scored a touchdown.

Speaker 45 Two.

Speaker 50 Two touchdowns. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 18 Yeah, the Colts, Colts, definitively beating the Texans like this, not that bad.

Speaker 1 All right, here we go, Hank.

Speaker 74 Fourth and four.

Speaker 33 Fourth in game.

Speaker 62 Shotgun.

Speaker 139 60 seconds.

Speaker 24 Make sure you get two feet inbound, Hank.

Speaker 100 All right, talk about it, Hank.

Speaker 46 Lateral play. Lateral.
Lateral.

Speaker 63 Quick throw.

Speaker 62 Get across.

Speaker 10 You got to get across. Oh, no.

Speaker 6 Lateral.

Speaker 66 They did the lateral play.

Speaker 10 Lateral. Push, push, push.
Oh, he might have got it.

Speaker 63 No, I don't think he did.

Speaker 38 Oh, I think he got it.

Speaker 46 God, what a play that was.

Speaker 6 Oh, that was good. That was great.

Speaker 51 They're giving it to him.

Speaker 6 Let's go.

Speaker 13 Let's go, Hank.

Speaker 21 Remember, Hunter Henry was part of the Arkansas lateral.

Speaker 10 I review it. Oh, yeah, they're reviewing it.

Speaker 23 He was part of the Arkansas lateral.

Speaker 50 Sure.

Speaker 138 A little rugby.

Speaker 10 Strange 69 is a great jersey.

Speaker 6 Oh, that's an incredible jersey.

Speaker 10 Oh, you remember Jordan Gross on the Panthers? He was Gross 69. Yeah, that was awesome.

Speaker 100 Was that Hunter Henry who lateraled it?

Speaker 116 No.

Speaker 28 That's a first down. That's a first down.
That's a first down.

Speaker 78 That's a first down.

Speaker 6 You're a fight.

Speaker 30 You got to fight.

Speaker 10 Come on, Hank.

Speaker 116 Fight, Hank.

Speaker 82 Fight.

Speaker 62 Keep fighting. Strange.
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Speaker 10 Yeah, I would love to. I would love to do a couple ads while they do the review.
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Speaker 10 Hank, do you want to get back into doing play-by-play here real quick and I'll do the other ad later?

Speaker 62 Yeah, it seems like they're trying to not give it to him. I don't think there's disputable evidence, though.

Speaker 74 I think

Speaker 74 he got it.

Speaker 55 I think he got it.

Speaker 62 I think the fact that they ruled it a first down first.

Speaker 66 Yeah, I think that's it right there.

Speaker 31 Yeah, you can.

Speaker 29 You can see exactly where it is.

Speaker 100 You can see where the marker is, and his knees down there.

Speaker 23 This should be a first down.

Speaker 117 This should be a first down.

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Speaker 48 Okay, I think that's it, Hank.

Speaker 123 I think the game might be over.

Speaker 62 Yeah, it's over.

Speaker 10 I think the dynasty might be over, Hank.

Speaker 125 I think the game might be over.

Speaker 59 It's over. That's bullshit.

Speaker 91 You guys definitely had that first down.

Speaker 10 That was a first down.

Speaker 65 That was a first down. That's bullshit.

Speaker 47 I don't know what the actual ruling was there, but you got robbed of at least

Speaker 101 an attempt.

Speaker 10 Did they blow the whistle before he pitched it back?

Speaker 43 Was it like a moment?

Speaker 62 The evidence was not clear from what I saw.

Speaker 46 Brutal.

Speaker 47 All right, so Hank, let's talk about this game real quick.

Speaker 46 Thoughts.

Speaker 133 0-2

Speaker 56 fought hard in both games.

Speaker 35 Where are you at now?

Speaker 62 We're just not giving ourselves, you know, we're not helping ourselves out. We're not, you know, above-average team.
We're an average team.

Speaker 62 When you're an average team, you can't, you know, make mistakes, fumble in the other.

Speaker 62 When you're in field goal range,

Speaker 62 you got to convert no fourth downs, can't throw interceptions.

Speaker 62 Both games, though, it's like you need to interviewing Bill Belichick.

Speaker 62 You need your

Speaker 62 QB1 to be clutch. Both games, they've had chances to be clutch.
They came up short both times. Very short.

Speaker 10 But the NFL,

Speaker 62 it's a little thing. It's a

Speaker 62 little thing. It's a game of inches.

Speaker 10 You guys might have played the toughest schedule, too, to start.

Speaker 61 Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 10 Two hard games.

Speaker 1 Two very hard games.

Speaker 97 And the Dolphins are 2-0 and look great.

Speaker 62 And the Pats could easily be 2-0, but they're 0-2.

Speaker 105 Well, yeah,

Speaker 109 you learned that from your one week as a Nebraska fan.

Speaker 126 Yeah. So don't do that.

Speaker 62 I mean, that was a first to download. That's a first down.

Speaker 114 That was a first down.

Speaker 2 Jake, Dolphins 2-0.

Speaker 136 Yeah, 2-0, but everyone on Twitter is telling me it's an Asterisk season.

Speaker 139 Oh. Because of this play.

Speaker 50 Okay.

Speaker 10 But I disagree. You're 2-0.
2-0. Jake, will you apologize for being 2-0? No, I will not.

Speaker 136 Good man. Dolphins 2-0.
Two road games, too.

Speaker 136 At the Chargers, at the Patriots.

Speaker 137 Yep.

Speaker 136 On paper, it looks really impressive, and on the field, it looks really impressive.

Speaker 10 Did you hear Mike McDaniel when when he was talking about his first year coaching, how he was so excited to have his first three-game losing streak?

Speaker 10 Because that's the one thing that he thought that he was more prepared for than anybody else thought. Yeah.
Is like keeping your guys together, which is the biggest question we had about McDaniel.

Speaker 10 But he was like, yeah, I kept telling my wife, I'm so excited to hit a three-game losing streak.

Speaker 140 Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 136 It makes you appreciate the 2-0 start even more.

Speaker 62 First time only 2-0, 2001, they won the Super Bowl that year.

Speaker 46 Oh, there you go, Hank.

Speaker 6 Hank Specks.

Speaker 116 We're back.

Speaker 66 Hank Specks.

Speaker 10 Which lighthouse did they have hurt? Did they have a big lighthouse or the small lighthouse?

Speaker 62 I think they were still in the old stadium, so no lighthouse.

Speaker 84 So, under that rule, Mac Jones has to get hurt in Malik Cunningham?

Speaker 10 Bailey Zapp.

Speaker 113 Bailey Zapp?

Speaker 12 What are you guys laughing about over there?

Speaker 94 You got to talk.

Speaker 122 I'm sorry.

Speaker 122 We can't do this, Camerangle again.

Speaker 21 Oh, dude.

Speaker 21 It looks absolutely.

Speaker 9 Has it changed?

Speaker 10 How short do I look?

Speaker 6 You look so short.

Speaker 21 All right, wait.

Speaker 10 I'm going to be shorter real quick.

Speaker 21 If you're watching,

Speaker 10 if you're watching on YouTube, welcome back to Part of My Take, a show hosted by

Speaker 10 I'm former president Jimmy Carter, and this is my co-host, Joe Biden.

Speaker 140 Is Joe Biden tall?

Speaker 10 Have you seen that picture?

Speaker 113 Have you seen the Jimmy Carter picture?

Speaker 10 The Jimmy Carter picture?

Speaker 1 He literally looks like he should be in a Russian nesting doll.

Speaker 10 It's the exact same thing as the forced perspective of the camera angles.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 10 I'm not actually the tiniest person in the world. I'm not a little man.

Speaker 12 Yeah, it's a parallax effect. You got it.

Speaker 21 So, Hank,

Speaker 1 you're now saying Super Bowl.

Speaker 62 No, I mean, that's just what the stats and trends would lead you to believe.

Speaker 97 Yeah, the last time you were on two Super Bowl.

Speaker 10 Dynasty.

Speaker 108 Facts or fiction.

Speaker 61 So, how are you feeling overall about?

Speaker 100 I mean, Mac Jones, the problem is,

Speaker 96 he has moments where he looks very good.

Speaker 73 Yeah,

Speaker 62 the offensive line was terrible. He was getting pressured all night.
He was scrambling well. He made some good throws.
You know, the fumble wasn't his fault.

Speaker 62 Interception was.

Speaker 10 Hank, just say the refs fucked you.

Speaker 29 The refs did fucked.

Speaker 10 You guys were going to score a touchdown that drive. The refs fucked you.
And you were going to go for two. You're going to win.

Speaker 49 Yeah, 0-2 is tough.

Speaker 62 The spoiler thing is turning out to not be true.

Speaker 58 Again,

Speaker 121 when you said it, it made no sense.

Speaker 63 Every game is going to be a battle.

Speaker 21 It's going to be a spoiler.

Speaker 136 This is going to be the most fun season for you.

Speaker 23 The good thing is you guys have your literal get-right is the Jets.

Speaker 109 That's nice. Yeah, next week.

Speaker 81 That's nice.

Speaker 52 I mean, Zach Wilson,

Speaker 114 that has to feel comforting. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like, is that in Foxborough, too?

Speaker 50 I don't know.

Speaker 122 No, that's Cancer.

Speaker 10 That's in the Metal Lands. And then you're going to Dallas.

Speaker 21 Oh.

Speaker 122 That defense is.

Speaker 21 That is your Super Bowl.

Speaker 62 That's a defense split jersey.

Speaker 63 That is your super jersey.

Speaker 136 I feel like the Team Super Bowl in the regular season has to be a home game.

Speaker 103 Oh, please get Ezekiel Elliott split jersey.

Speaker 108 Yeah.

Speaker 21 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 64 You absolutely should.

Speaker 1 That would rule Tua with another really good night, too.

Speaker 71 Tu is good. Same with Raheem Mostert.

Speaker 126 Except for when he turned his ankle on that one play.

Speaker 47 That looked bad.

Speaker 89 And having a guy named Van Ginkle on your team is just.

Speaker 62 He's a monster.

Speaker 116 He's a monster.

Speaker 10 I thought, Hank, maybe you can correct me if I'm wrong. You are.
At the start of that drive,

Speaker 10 were you doing the Tua Fingers?

Speaker 62 What? Hold my fours up.

Speaker 66 Are you sure? Yeah.

Speaker 10 You were wiggling them around a little bit. It looked like the two of fingers.

Speaker 81 How many fingers was he holding up?

Speaker 21 I was holding up four. I don't know.

Speaker 10 Somebody noticed.

Speaker 74 Yeah, four.

Speaker 62 Fourth down, fourth quarter.

Speaker 10 Congrats, Jake. 2-0.
Thanks. You too.
Asterix.

Speaker 132 Yep.

Speaker 52 Yeah, big-time Asterix.

Speaker 72 That play should have been a first down just by how cool it was.

Speaker 62 Strange 69. How are you going to cut that?

Speaker 17 Offensive lineman getting a first down and to extend the game.

Speaker 28 Just be like, hey, let's play this out.

Speaker 109 We need someone in the review booth who's like, do we want more football or less football?

Speaker 58 Well, I think that

Speaker 62 wasn't directly down the line either. It was like the PFT Jake thing.
It was a parallax effect angle that they used to reverse it.

Speaker 10 Sometimes there are plays that are just awesome enough where there should be somebody with common sense, like you said, that reviews them and they're like, this play was too cool. Right.

Speaker 10 We can't erase this play from football history. And also, right now, that play is now erased from the memory of all football.

Speaker 28 And there's 30 seconds left.

Speaker 40 And the minute this game ends, NFL Sunday is over.

Speaker 15 Yeah.

Speaker 130 Let us extend it a little bit.

Speaker 108 Let us watch it.

Speaker 26 So we get two games tomorrow.

Speaker 126 We get two games tomorrow.

Speaker 10 I love two games on Mondays.

Speaker 122 Two games on Monday's rules.

Speaker 35 All right.

Speaker 93 Let's do it.

Speaker 1 Bucks 27, Bears 17.

Speaker 117 It's over.

Speaker 101 It's over.

Speaker 10 What's over?

Speaker 23 It's over.

Speaker 10 The Justin Fields era?

Speaker 50 It's over.

Speaker 17 He's not the guy.

Speaker 109 It's bad.

Speaker 2 It's probably the most

Speaker 1 disheartening, heartbreaking realization to be like, I put all my blind faith into this.

Speaker 1 I spent all summer being like, this is going to be awesome. He's awesome.

Speaker 84 The Bears have never had a quarterback this awesome.

Speaker 2 Nothing looks good, and every problem that I knew in the back of my head was there has jumped up.

Speaker 88 We got the bad screenshots.

Speaker 89 He doesn't seem like he's seeing the field well.

Speaker 2 I know the screen game is stupid, but it's also him.

Speaker 89 Like,

Speaker 1 he's not able to get it down the field.

Speaker 119 I know the offensive line sucks, but again, it's Justin Fields.

Speaker 69 Like, he has not made any of the steps forward that you wanted as a passer that I was hoping for this year.

Speaker 23 And I now officially think it's over.

Speaker 63 Yeah, but it might not be.

Speaker 10 Remember how good he looked on that first drive?

Speaker 67 Yeah, listen, of course, he could, like, maybe things change and the rest of the year looks incredible, and this is the lowest point of the season.

Speaker 54 But the Bears have lost 12 straight games.

Speaker 1 They have not won a game since October 24th.

Speaker 31 They're a bad team.

Speaker 111 They're a bad franchise.

Speaker 1 They're never going to have the right quarterback.

Speaker 83 It just sucks.

Speaker 45 It's all over.

Speaker 23 They're going to find a way, even with two first-round picks, to have us not get Drake May or Caleb Williams,

Speaker 91 or one of those guys will suck because the Bears will always have a sucky quarterback. It's over.

Speaker 57 I'm back to just the bottom of the bottom.

Speaker 109 It's over.

Speaker 103 It's really, really sad.

Speaker 1 I spent the entire game just like sighing deep sighs and clenching my stomach pillow.

Speaker 101 It's just over.

Speaker 1 I don't think that he's going to end up being what he needs to be to be a good NFL quarterback.

Speaker 23 And it kills me because I root for him so hard.

Speaker 57 He's such a great guy and I want him to be good because he's so electric.

Speaker 121 But some of the things that he's missing, you just can't miss.

Speaker 1 That one screenshot where there's a guy running wide open up the seam and it ends up being a sack.

Speaker 130 Like those are plays that you have to be able to make year three as a quarterback, or at least start being able to make them to start being able to see the progression, to be like, you can keep building it.

Speaker 57 As of this moment, none of it is there, and it's just a terrible, terrible feeling.

Speaker 10 So, how much goes on him? How much goes on the coaching?

Speaker 57 I think it's all, I think it's everyone's to blame.

Speaker 28 I think Ibra Flus is

Speaker 56 a, I mean, you can't, losing 12 games in a row is bad.

Speaker 130 The defense is bad, and he's a defensive coach.

Speaker 112 He was the DC today, and Baker Mayfield, who I like, looked awesome.

Speaker 91 Baker Mayfield was able to do anything.

Speaker 23 Mike Evans had more yards receiving than the Bears had net passing yards.

Speaker 56 That's a problem.

Speaker 23 Like, that's a the whole thing is a joke.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 1 I know people thought I was going to be like, oh, no, I still have hope.

Speaker 83 I don't.

Speaker 58 I have no hope.

Speaker 1 I hope maybe something crazy happens.

Speaker 100 And I'm like completely surprised.

Speaker 112 And somewhere along the line this year, he proves that he is the guy I've always wanted him to be and that I hope he is.

Speaker 15 But as of right now, as it's standing, week two, and I know overreactions can always be dangerous, but this isn't an overreaction.

Speaker 18 This is a cumulation of everything that we've seen, hoping that it would start to piece itself together.

Speaker 17 And we have not seen any signs of that happening.

Speaker 10 We're reaching the point where it'd almost be worse if Justin Fields in the second half of the season had flashes of excellence again. Correct.
And then you had to go through another offseason.

Speaker 10 being like, I think I believe in Justin Fields again.

Speaker 122 Right.

Speaker 10 And I don't know what happened to him. Like, whatever they, they worked with him on this offseason, he looks like a different guy.

Speaker 91 The problem is,

Speaker 23 I think that

Speaker 23 he's not trusting himself, and he's waiting for guys to get Ohio State open, and that doesn't happen in the NFL.

Speaker 96 Like, you can't wait for guys to be wide open.

Speaker 1 Like, the timing is off.

Speaker 23 What he's seeing is off.

Speaker 23 He'll have a couple throws here and there that touchdown to Chase Claypool, who shadowed Chase Claypool for saving his career by showing up early today and scoring a touchdown?

Speaker 15 But it just doesn't,

Speaker 100 when you're watching it, you have to be honest.

Speaker 92 None of it looks good right now, and none of it looks like it's going in the right direction.

Speaker 96 So, what other conclusion would I have to be than it's over?

Speaker 1 Like, you, I, again,

Speaker 102 maybe

Speaker 1 something clicks, and maybe everything changes.

Speaker 57 And if that happens, I'll be the happiest person in the world.

Speaker 15 But if I have to, like, objectively analyze it as of this second, it's not good, and it's, it's, I don't see how it gets better.

Speaker 12 So it sucks.

Speaker 20 It's been a really depressing day.

Speaker 10 It was, it was so much fun last year to watch Bears games and have them be exciting. Right.
It felt like it was a different franchise that you were watching.

Speaker 10 Yeah, their defense sucked ass and they were getting beat a lot, but it was still fun. It was fun football.
Now it's just back to being like depressing Bears football towards.

Speaker 48 And it's like back to square one, back to trying to figure out what happens going forward because, you know, the cap, you got a lot of cap, you got all these picks, but like the most important position in all of professional American sports is the quarterback.

Speaker 1 And the Bears as a franchise have never been able to figure out the quarterback.

Speaker 10 Do you think it's something to do with Ohio State quarterbacks? The receivers are too good in college.

Speaker 10 I mean, and that's why they don't pay it out in the NFL because, like you said, you don't get college open. I don't know.

Speaker 92 And maybe, you know, like

Speaker 1 it's sick to say, but like, I want Justin Fields to be good so bad that like if he went somewhere else and got good, I'd be like, okay, I'm rooting for him.

Speaker 21 Yeah. Like I am rooting for him.

Speaker 135 Yeah.

Speaker 17 And, and it just, right now, it's just, I have to be honest, and I have to say that it, none of it, none of it looks good, and none of it looks like it's going in the right direction.

Speaker 10 It pains me to hear you like this.

Speaker 23 It was really, really depressing.

Speaker 10 It's so much better for the show when you have an extreme amount of hope and then it gets stolen from you.

Speaker 35 And now it's a heartbreaking fashion.

Speaker 1 Now I'm actually legitimately saying, like, are the Bears the worst team in the NFL?

Speaker 92 They might be.

Speaker 23 I don't know because the way they've been playing and the way they look, and like the Bucs, like, they were in this game, which is crazy. They made it a three-point game.
And then what happened?

Speaker 15 A pick six, like, and then another interception.

Speaker 23 So it's just,

Speaker 23 and that was the story last year where they were in games.

Speaker 49 In the fourth quarter, nothing, you know, nothing good would happen.

Speaker 10 They were like bad pick six, too.

Speaker 73 Yeah, and we're like, oh,

Speaker 94 yeah, we're like, no, he's building.

Speaker 95 It's fine. Like, winning games is not important right now.

Speaker 102 At some point, losing 12 games in a row is a problem.

Speaker 45 For everyone. Yeah.

Speaker 84 For the coaches, for the players, for everyone.

Speaker 35 Like, you can't lose 12 games in a row and be like, oh, no, we're building something here.

Speaker 10 Yeah, and whose first round pick do you have?

Speaker 17 We have the Panthers.

Speaker 10 So you have Panthers and yours.

Speaker 20 Right, which, I mean, maybe it'll be 1-2.

Speaker 28 I was saying that during the stream.

Speaker 1 I was like, has any team ever had 1-2?

Speaker 66 You're going to have...

Speaker 66 It's so depressing.

Speaker 10 A very interesting decision to make if the Bears stink and end up getting like a pick in the top five, maybe even two picks in the top five.

Speaker 90 No, if they have the number one pick, you have to take Caleb Williams.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 76 I don't care how the rest of the season goes.

Speaker 57 You just have to.

Speaker 10 But then the world should get mad at the Bears for taking Caleb Williams and probably ruining us.

Speaker 61 Robbing us. Yeah.

Speaker 23 robbing the world of i understand how this all works it was it's it's really hard to um continue to like

Speaker 57 to love and get hurt that's really what it is you're a fool you're a fool big cat yeah because you ever feel like a fool i yeah i feel like a real fool because i really fell in love again yeah and and i'm back to square one where i just have always been where this team just never does anything right and it's just it hurts it really hurts so uh i can't wait to fall in love again and have the same thing happen It will happen.

Speaker 84 People will get to watch it.

Speaker 5 I'll fall in love with someone new and then I'll have my heartbroken again.

Speaker 23 I'm like the everyone knows the, you know, like the girl who's in like her like early 40s, like, will she ever find someone?

Speaker 2 No, probably not.

Speaker 117 It's probably been too long now.

Speaker 10 Was that movie? Was it 21 Dresses?

Speaker 60 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 135 I'm that. I'm that.

Speaker 120 Like, hey, will he ever find the one he loves? No.

Speaker 10 You just be a slut for the rest of your life.

Speaker 83 Yeah. I just got to keep like, like,

Speaker 99 it's really sad, but it's like, hey, you got a good life.

Speaker 100 life, you know, you got good friends, you have a great job, you got a good family.

Speaker 135 Like, don't worry about it.

Speaker 77 Also, but then all I do is worry about people.

Speaker 10 Literally, all I do is people would hate this show if we all had good winning teams. Oh my god, we were just stunting on everything.

Speaker 91 Oh, I was actually thinking about that.

Speaker 114 If the Bears ever got good or the Badgers, like, won a big like, if the Badgers won a national title, people would fucking despise me.

Speaker 90 Yeah, they just love, I'm, I'm a punching bag, which I'm fine being one, but it hurts.

Speaker 54 The guy, I'm sick of getting punched.

Speaker 10 I still think he'll be okay.

Speaker 92 I don't.

Speaker 52 I think he'll be okay.

Speaker 104 Define okay.

Speaker 10 They just need to run that first drive series.

Speaker 33 But defenses know what to do now, and they know not to let him run, and they know to make him a pocket passer.

Speaker 10 He seems like he's afraid of running sometimes.

Speaker 10 Like he'll break contain, he'll get outside the tackle box, and you'll see the little light bulb go on above Justin Field's head and be like, oh, I could run it. No, Justin, that's a bad Justin.

Speaker 10 Try to pass the ball.

Speaker 17 Do you know what it is?

Speaker 100 I think what's happening this season is he's really trying his absolute hardest to be a a pocket passer and throw and learn how to throw the ball at an NFL level.

Speaker 92 And

Speaker 23 the problem is he's trying to stay in the pocket and do the right things.

Speaker 1 And that gives him no time.

Speaker 56 Like you'll see it multiple times during the game where the light bulb will go off and be like, I got to run, but it's too late because it's the NFL.

Speaker 83 And

Speaker 1 if you try your hardest to be the pocket passer and then the very last second trying to run, you're going to get a 300-pound guy jumping on your back.

Speaker 17 He's thinking too much.

Speaker 94 Because last year he would run a lot.

Speaker 100 He wouldn't try to pass as much. He would just run.

Speaker 48 He'd take off and run.

Speaker 10 He's thinking too much. It sucks.

Speaker 10 It is the cycle of death when it comes to a quarterback that's so awesome with their legs where they are good running the ball.

Speaker 10 And then they think, well, no, I need to dial it back to extend my career. I need to be more of a pocket passer.

Speaker 10 And then you lose everything that you loved about the guy and everything that made him an awesome player.

Speaker 10 And then eventually he'll get back to the cycle of, fuck it, I'm going to use my legs and scramble. And when he gets back to that point, then he's going to to be fun to watch again.

Speaker 10 And then he'll be like, well, if I really want to make it in this league, I got to learn how to be a pocket passer, not run all the time.

Speaker 48 They have the Chiefs next week.

Speaker 10 What if you win? What if you win?

Speaker 48 Whose line is it anyway?

Speaker 31 I did that whole thing today.

Speaker 5 Chiefs are. I got myself so pumped up today.

Speaker 15 The Chiefs aren't like.

Speaker 10 They're not Duggernauts.

Speaker 62 Seven and a half.

Speaker 10 I think it's more. That's seven and a half sounds right to me.

Speaker 135 I think it's nine.

Speaker 118 What is it?

Speaker 21 Four.

Speaker 74 11.

Speaker 102 12.

Speaker 72 13.

Speaker 66 This is how bad the Bears are.

Speaker 73 I'm going to bet the Bears.

Speaker 28 It makes sense.

Speaker 57 That's how bad the Bears are.

Speaker 10 Let's ride on the Bears. Yep.

Speaker 78 Like 13-point spreads are only for very bad teams.

Speaker 20 Yeah, that's really bad.

Speaker 100 And then we play the Broncos, which maybe we'll be able to win because the Broncos can't get out of their own way.

Speaker 68 And then I have to figure out what tattoo I'm going to get.

Speaker 10 Oh, yeah, Thursday Night Football.

Speaker 100 Because I'm going to have to get a tattoo.

Speaker 91 The Bears aren't going to win that game.

Speaker 10 The Commanders are going to play down.

Speaker 52 No, they are not going to win that game.

Speaker 23 They're really bad.

Speaker 23 You guys are being nice friends and being like, maybe it will change.

Speaker 10 They're bad. I just want you to have hope.

Speaker 1 Bad team and a bad organization, and it will never, ever be different.

Speaker 17 And that's it.

Speaker 12 The Bucs are good, by the way.

Speaker 21 The Baker is awesome.

Speaker 10 The Baker is fun.

Speaker 10 I'm telling you, I think his teammates love playing with him. He's like putting his head down.
He's running people over. He's getting people's faces, talking shit.

Speaker 10 You get to see the old, confident, cocky Baker. It's fun.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's 2-0, no interceptions, 490 yards, three TDs, no interceptions.

Speaker 114 Tom Brady never went 2-0 with no interceptions with the Bucs.

Speaker 10 Oh, interesting.

Speaker 126 It's very interesting.

Speaker 10 Is Baker better than Tom? I think maybe.

Speaker 48 It is cool to see Baker

Speaker 92 invigorated and

Speaker 107 play really good football.

Speaker 101 Yeah. It's fun to watch.

Speaker 100 Okay, that was enough about the Bears.

Speaker 141 Baker, though, congrats to Baker.

Speaker 86 Bucs are fun.

Speaker 117 NFC South, not so bad.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it happens every year. We think we know everything when the season starts.
Right. And then we get proven to be fucking morons.

Speaker 19 NFC West better than we thought.

Speaker 10 We never learned anything.

Speaker 20 Yes, we never learned anything.

Speaker 84 Commanders, though.

Speaker 52 2-0. 2-0.

Speaker 76 35-33.

Speaker 84 A very fun game.

Speaker 10 I will not be apologizing for being 2-0. The last time the Commanders were 2-0 was 2011 with the original RG3, Rex Grossman III, as a quarterback.

Speaker 10 This was an awesome second half. First half stunk.
We stunk in the first half. Russell Wilson, I don't know what it is about him.
He's really good in the first half. Maybe it's the altitude.

Speaker 103 It's crazy.

Speaker 33 I think the Broncos just go into every game with a great game plan, use all their good plays, and then they suck.

Speaker 10 Yeah, right off the bat. They came out hot.
They were thrown deep to Mims. Russell Wilson looked like old Russell Wilson.
Now he looks like old Russell Wilson in the second half.

Speaker 10 The defensive line, best defensive line in football. I stand by that.
Tied with the Eagles.

Speaker 116 They were all over the place.

Speaker 10 They were all over the place. Sweat, Allen, Payne.

Speaker 67 Young played pretty well.

Speaker 10 Chase Young, they said he was on a pitch count coming in, and then he was just like, fuck it, I want to play every down if you'll let me. And he did all right.

Speaker 10 Chase Young played pretty good, but when you have that entire defensive line and Chase Young as a bonus, then yeah, they're really, really fucking good on defense.

Speaker 121 Yeah, I mean, the commanders are fun, even with Sam Howell spinning around every single play,

Speaker 75 which is scary.

Speaker 10 He likes his spins,

Speaker 10 but he,

Speaker 10 listen, I feel like Sam Howell, the word to describe him this week, I think last week it was Moxie, maybe poise. This week, I think he looks sharp.

Speaker 94 Is he 3-0 as a starter?

Speaker 10 Yeah, he's 3-0 as a starter.

Speaker 83 You don't do that by accident.

Speaker 10 You don't. You beat the Cowboys.
Right.

Speaker 10 You beat a couple good teams in there.

Speaker 10 The Cardinals defense, obviously elite, but Sam Howell looks pretty good.

Speaker 116 Good enough.

Speaker 10 I think Sam Howell is good enough to win 10 games this season

Speaker 10 with the rest of that defense.

Speaker 100 I think the Commanders are a, you know.

Speaker 53 You could make the argument, and I'm not making this argument, but be like, oh, they played the Cardinals and Broncos.

Speaker 68 It doesn't matter.

Speaker 90 You came back from 21 to 3.

Speaker 112 Like, that's

Speaker 100 you have to have something to be able to do that.

Speaker 10 Yeah, so the last time that the Commanders came down from 18 points on the road to win before today was

Speaker 10 November 4th, 1990. Shout out Grant Parliament for that fact.
So they're scoring points.

Speaker 10 The camera's always on Bienemi on the sidelines. Rivera's probably going to get a little bit pissed off at that.
Yes.

Speaker 10 They're basically anointing him the next head coach while Rivera's coaching the team.

Speaker 137 So 100.

Speaker 46 Yeah. 100.

Speaker 6 Ron Rivera, 100.

Speaker 10 And we did see Riverboat Ron today. You did.
We did see it. When he went for two,

Speaker 10 he was playing like a little bit on that knife's edge. And I think he was pissed off at Sean Payton, and he never beat the Broncos.
Congratulations to Ron Rivera for finally beating the Broncos.

Speaker 100 Yeah, 2015 Super Bowl revenge game.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 73 He doesn't forget.

Speaker 1 I also love Brian Robinson with how tall he runs.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You don't see that very often, a running back running as tall as he does.

Speaker 10 In high school, your coach would be like, you're running scared. Yeah.

Speaker 10 But he runs like he loves contact.

Speaker 103 When he gets out in the open, you're like, what's going on right now?

Speaker 90 Why is thisn't a running back?

Speaker 21 Because you just,

Speaker 23 we're very used to. How tall is he as a human being?

Speaker 10 I want to see. He's got to be over.

Speaker 23 6'2, 6'2?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you don't see running backs that tall.

Speaker 5 And the way he runs, I'm always like, what's going on here?

Speaker 26 6'1, 228.

Speaker 135 Yeah.

Speaker 10 He's a fucking monster. He is a monster.
And he loves running directly at people and softening them up.

Speaker 65 He's very fun to watch.

Speaker 10 I'd like to see him bounce it away from contact occasionally, but but he does. He just picks a guy.
He's like, okay, I'm going to run directly at your face.

Speaker 17 And it's crazy how many, like, the commanders for everything that happened with Dan Snyder and the franchise, like, they've drafted very well because they have a lot of fucking good players.

Speaker 10 Well, our strategy is draft the biggest guy from the SEC that you can find. It's a great strategy.
And it's a good strategy. It's a very good strategy.
It's a really good strategy.

Speaker 15 The Eagles are doing the same thing.

Speaker 75 Yes.

Speaker 10 Well, there's just basically Georgia, which is the cream of the SEC. But yeah, I feel good about the commanders for the first time in like 30 years.
So I'm going to ride this wave, okay? Yes.

Speaker 10 I'm going to be insufferable as long as we keep winning. And I've already talked myself into the possibility of us beating the Bills at home next week.

Speaker 10 I feel like the defensive line is good enough where they can get at Josh, make him uncomfortable.

Speaker 10 And then the offense, as long as if Sam plays, today I'll give Sam a B plus. It was a birthday, boys.
Sam Howell, Terry McLaurin. Birthday on Saturday for Sam, birthday on Sunday for Terry.

Speaker 10 They kissed at midnight, like me and Big Cat do every year in part of my take. And they had that connection.
That was a sick-ass jump ball that he threw downfield.

Speaker 100 I'll say this.

Speaker 35 If the Commanders are 3-1, they're for real.

Speaker 10 Yeah, because they have.

Speaker 20 And they play the Bills and the Eagles.

Speaker 129 Yep.

Speaker 23 So if they split those, they're for real.

Speaker 45 Yep.

Speaker 12 That's a good test to have.

Speaker 10 I think they're going to be an average to above-average team this year, which is, to me, that's like my Super Bowl.

Speaker 103 The NFC Beast is dominant.

Speaker 10 7-1. Shout out to the NFC Beast because they're 7-1.
It's the first time since 1989 that a division has been 7-1.

Speaker 1 And the only loss is against themselves.

Speaker 10 We eat ourselves, we beat ourselves up.

Speaker 85 Yeah.

Speaker 39 As for the Broncos,

Speaker 121 fun fact that I completely memory hold.

Speaker 114 Nathaniel Hackett was 2-1 with the Broncos to start the season.

Speaker 10 Oh, I didn't know that. Did you?

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 10 That was shocking. Well, because the week one loss was so bad that somebody counted it as five.

Speaker 100 They beat the Texans week two, and then they beat the 49ers.

Speaker 54 Remember that weird 11-10 game?

Speaker 67 Yeah. In week three?

Speaker 10 What was the Texans game? Wasn't that another ugly ugly win?

Speaker 35 It was an ugly win, but they were 2-1 under Nathaniel Hackett.

Speaker 94 They're 0-2 under Sean Payton.

Speaker 125 I know that doesn't, Sean Payton's a way better coach than Nathaniel Hackett, but that's kind of crazy.

Speaker 10 Sean Payton's very happy that they're 0-2 right now. Yeah.
Very happy.

Speaker 75 No, Nathaniel Hackett.

Speaker 10 Nathaniel Hackett is very happy that Sean Payton is 0-2 right now.

Speaker 12 Yes. Yes.

Speaker 35 I don't know what the fix is for the Broncos.

Speaker 10 Just do the first quarter plays in all four quarters.

Speaker 108 I've said it before.

Speaker 10 Why don't if team scripts work so great, you do the 15 15 plays and then you just run it from 15 to one and then you also you hit the flip button yeah so you just reverse the yeah you do one yeah one to 15 15 to one then one to 15 again flipped yep pretty easy and then 15 to 1 flipped pretty and then the game could be oc that's 60 plays right that's how i did in madden yeah it was very easy to do i mean the broncos almost won this game at the very end the commanders played awesome in the second half and then the broncos have the hail mary at the end of the game and that was

Speaker 10 that was a low point for me.

Speaker 74 That was crazy.

Speaker 10 Russell Wilson threw a great Hail Mary ball. He throws it really high, came down, got tipped like four times, ended up in the end zone.
At that point, I thought the game was over.

Speaker 62 It was like, okay, we lost.

Speaker 10 We lost. And then people will say there was pass interference on the two-point conversion.
To them, I say, did they call it? Did they call it? I don't think they did.

Speaker 10 And I will not be apologizing for being 2-0. They did not call it.
Not going to apologize.

Speaker 15 So it was not a pass interference.

Speaker 10 It was not PI. I thought it was just let the boys play, let the game be decided on the field, not by the stripes.
Great job by the officials, keeping the flag in their pocket.

Speaker 10 And then, yeah, again, Chase Young played pretty well. So if we can get like 75% of his ability, I'm going to be a very happy boy.

Speaker 126 Also, winning in Denver in September is very hard to do.

Speaker 36 Very hard.

Speaker 33 I'm going to gas you up until the commanders get really good, and then I'm going to be jealous, a jealous pitch about it.

Speaker 4 No,

Speaker 10 please, I expect nothing less.

Speaker 94 I'm as low as I can get, and I can feel your enthusiasm.

Speaker 1 I'm very excited for you.

Speaker 92 So it's like that fine line where, like, I'll continue to be excited.

Speaker 131 If you win a playoff game, I'm going to be like, fuck you, bitch. I want everything you've got.

Speaker 20 Like,

Speaker 114 I'm going to fucking cut your tires and key your car, you motherfucking bitch.

Speaker 10 Oh, if I win the Super Bowl,

Speaker 10 if the Commanders win the Super Bowl this year, and don't look at me like that, Max, when I even said that.

Speaker 58 Yeah, Max, fuck you, dude.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you piece of shit.

Speaker 76 Fuck you.

Speaker 52 See, this is where I will always have your back because it's these fuckers like Max who, who, and Hank is already like a different person.

Speaker 52 He's back to humble pie, like he's changed, but these fuckers like Max were like, My team's always fucking good.

Speaker 73 Yeah, Max.

Speaker 127 I mean, that's not, I mean, let's let's just not get ahead of ourselves. You beat the Cardinals and

Speaker 122 Cardinals, great defense, and the Broncos, yeah, and Sam Howe just spins on everything.

Speaker 23 Okay, you beat two 0-2 teams as well.

Speaker 10 Good point.

Speaker 10 Fine, interesting.

Speaker 6 Fine,

Speaker 21 also coming off a Super Bowl.

Speaker 29 No, Max.

Speaker 21 Obviously, Super Bowl appearance.

Speaker 7 Oh,

Speaker 30 coming off a Super Bowl.

Speaker 55 And a World Series. I went to.

Speaker 23 That is quite the way to phrase that, my friend.

Speaker 46 Super Bowl.

Speaker 23 Coming off a Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 It's like Billy when he's like, yeah, I served.

Speaker 10 Under no circumstances do I think that the Commanders will win a Super Bowl this year.

Speaker 10 I don't think that. I'm saying if they won a Super Bowl, I would be such a dickhead.
And I would love being an asshole. I would love just tasting that.

Speaker 49 But here's a fun thing, PFT, because you were were trying to give me hope being like, what if Justin Fields turns into being a good quarterback?

Speaker 23 I think that it's the same chances.

Speaker 57 Manders winning a Super Bowl, Justin Fields being a good quarterback.

Speaker 64 It could happen. It could.

Speaker 44 It won't.

Speaker 10 I would love that for the show.

Speaker 30 It could.

Speaker 10 If I won a Super Bowl and then Justin Fields was like a Pro Bowl starter.

Speaker 46 It could.

Speaker 10 That would be great for everybody.

Speaker 36 Anything could happen.

Speaker 30 It could happen.

Speaker 10 I'm also on Josh Harris watch. Well, at the end of the game, Josh Harris gave the game ball to Ron Rivera.
Nice. Last week, Ron Rivera gave the game game ball to Josh Harris.

Speaker 10 If you're a player and you see like your coach and your owner getting the game balls at some point, aren't you like, what the fuck?

Speaker 1 I hope they just keep giving it back into

Speaker 6 each other.

Speaker 10 Thank you, sir.

Speaker 116 Oh, no, thank you, sir.

Speaker 10 Like, if I'm Rivera, I'm definitely giving a game ball to Josh Harris if we win the next home game.

Speaker 35 Yeah, three and up.

Speaker 10 It's great for job security, and Ron Rivera knows how to keep a job. Just keep giving the game ball to the guy that signs your paychecks.
But I watched him in the locker room. I watched Josh Harris.

Speaker 10 He was wearing that same burgundy polo shirt that he wore

Speaker 10 during Handshake Game.

Speaker 71 He likes it.

Speaker 10 It's interesting because that polo shirt does not have the commander's logo on it. It doesn't say commanders.
It's like his own burgundy shirt that he brings from home.

Speaker 10 I think the name's getting changed. I think we're going back to football team after this season.

Speaker 68 Football team or hogs?

Speaker 21 Hogs.

Speaker 23 Those are the two answers.

Speaker 10 Yep, or red hogs. I'd be happy with that, too.
Hogs would rule. Hogs would be so sick.
Hogs would be awesome.

Speaker 49 It's a no-brainer.

Speaker 105 But yeah, congrats to the commanders.

Speaker 73 2-0.

Speaker 10 2-0. Next week will be very, very interesting.

Speaker 10 Very interesting. That's a weird way to say that.

Speaker 81 Why? Well, I don't know. That feels nervous.

Speaker 10 Bill's minus three

Speaker 10 in Ral John, Maryland.

Speaker 10 What's actually fascinating about the Commanders season so far, and I know they're about to play their second home game.

Speaker 10 They've only had one, but it's weird seeing a stadium where you have a home field advantage. And we're going to have a home field advantage.
And it's crazy. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Because in the past, it was just nobody was there. And if you were there, you were wearing the other team's colors.
Like when the Steelers came to town, it was like 90% Yinsers in the stadium.

Speaker 67 Just, I mean, waking up 2-0.

Speaker 10 Waking up 2-0 is good.

Speaker 62 I'm going to read all the articles.

Speaker 10 I'm going to watch all the morning shows. I'm going to get mad when they don't mention Sam Howell as being like one of the better quarterbacks in the NFC.

Speaker 10 I'm going to do all the crazy fan shit that I've missed doing.

Speaker 52 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 12 Okay, next up.

Speaker 10 Wait, before the season started, Hank and I had a little debate about who you'd rather have, Mac Jones or Sam Howell. Where do you stand on that now? Mac Jones.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 50 Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 10 Is he 2-0? He's not.

Speaker 10 Sam is. And it was his birthday.
Much worse teams.

Speaker 50 Okay.

Speaker 50 Okay.

Speaker 114 And you are what your record says you are.

Speaker 132 Where are you seeing minus three, by the way?

Speaker 127 I'm seeing six and a half.

Speaker 81 Six and a half.

Speaker 109 Yeah, minus three with

Speaker 62 the camera time.

Speaker 10 I love the Commanders.

Speaker 6 I love them.

Speaker 40 If you love them at minus three or plus three, you've got to love them at six.

Speaker 10 You're going to double my bet.

Speaker 47 Yeah.

Speaker 83 Okay, next up, 49ers Rams.

Speaker 54 49ers 30. Rams 23.

Speaker 52 49ers are a wagon.

Speaker 23 They are,

Speaker 1 this was like kind of a flex by the 49ers because Brock Purdy didn't even play that great.

Speaker 40 Like, he missed some deep shots that this could have been a blowout.

Speaker 114 And the 49ers still kind of had this game.

Speaker 18 Like, yeah, the Rams were

Speaker 18 way better than I thought they were going to be.

Speaker 36 And Pakua Nakua is incredible.

Speaker 65 He's broke the record today.

Speaker 55 25 catches in his first two games total, which is a record for most catches in your first two NFL games.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it turns out Matt Stafford can still throw the fucking football.

Speaker 12 Oh, he's awesome.

Speaker 10 He's got like a laser arm.

Speaker 94 But it was more to me like the 49ers didn't play,

Speaker 112 I don't know, like it was like a B game, B minus game on offense, and they still were able to win.

Speaker 10 How much of that would you say differently if the Rams didn't kick a meaningless field goal at the end of the game to cover the spread?

Speaker 30 That was an all-time move.

Speaker 72 I would say that they spiked it before, too.

Speaker 10 I would say that the 49ers like beat the shit out of the Rams. But since the Rams covered, it's like they didn't play their best game, but they won.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 But yeah, at the end of the game, Sean McVay knows the spread.

Speaker 10 I don't know

Speaker 10 who he was really trying to appease on that unless he knows that the ownership like the boosters. Yeah, yeah, the boosters bet on the alumni.
The alum bet on the Rams every game.

Speaker 10 And yeah, that was an ultimate, ultimate meaningless, but very meaningful field goal.

Speaker 12 Yes, yes.

Speaker 92 And the 49ers do own the Rams outside of the NFC championship game.

Speaker 125 I think it's nine regular season games, which I saw the, I think the 49ers official account tweeted that.

Speaker 59 That's, you shouldn't tweet that.

Speaker 31 Yeah.

Speaker 1 When you say nine last regular season games, everyone's like, wait, but what.

Speaker 10 Why did you say regular season? Yeah, what's a hell?

Speaker 97 And it's like the most important game, the one that won the Rams Super Bowl on the way to the Super Bowl.

Speaker 28 So yeah, the

Speaker 94 49ers, though, they...

Speaker 23 It's got to be kind of scary.

Speaker 94 Actually, Hank, this is a good way to bring you back in.

Speaker 23 As when the Patriots were like winning Super Bowls, was there a part of you like week two, like the 49ers, if you could just start the playoffs right now, just do it.

Speaker 17 The only bad thing that can happen for the rest of the season is injuries.

Speaker 23 Is there a scare part of that? Because I know you have to play the whole season out, but they are so good, and I think they are the best team in football right now.

Speaker 62 The regular season just feels like the preseason for the playoffs, and you're just hoping for no injuries. Right.

Speaker 62 Because even the losses, that's where everyone would always try and, you know, the Patriots are bad, the Patriots are bad.

Speaker 62 But when you have a good team that's as stacked as they are, you're like, bad games will happen, but we're just waiting for the playoffs.

Speaker 62 Get the number one seed, get a buy,

Speaker 61 then it shows up.

Speaker 10 Just coast a little bit.

Speaker 10 Going back to Skip Bayless's proclamation week one: that if the Super Bowl were week one, the 49ers would have won.

Speaker 10 Week two,

Speaker 10 I would say the Bills. If the Super Bowl was week two, the Buffalo Bills would be world champions.

Speaker 62 They would have even been in the playoffs, though. They had no wins.

Speaker 10 That's a good point. Yeah.

Speaker 52 That's a great point.

Speaker 10 And they would have been on the outside looking in.

Speaker 116 Yeah.

Speaker 101 By the way, Brock Purdy, so he did miss some big-time like shot plays.

Speaker 113 I, though, think that Brock Purdy, we should start talking about Brock Purdy's greatness as it relates to Matt Campbell and the meltdown that Matt Campbell's career has had.

Speaker 28 If you missed it, Matt Campbell, who's still the coach of Iowa State, they lost to Ohio at Ohio Maxion

Speaker 17 this weekend. And then this

Speaker 23 little short guy, on the way, because it's a Mac school, so it's basically, it looks like a high school stadium.

Speaker 112 Matt Campbell was walking off the field uh and this guy was like you're on the hot seat and Matt Campbell turned around and had to be held back from trying to fight this guy and it made me realize Matt Campbell was he was being talked about for the USC job yeah he was the hottest name in football and NFL yeah and NFL he could have picked any job he wanted

Speaker 126 Maybe it was all Brock Purdy. He's a system coach.

Speaker 54 Maybe it was all Brock Purdy.

Speaker 56 Brock Purdy deserves more credit for getting Matt Campbell to a point where all these schools schools were considering hiring him because since that moment, he's done nothing.

Speaker 10 Well, yeah, and Brock Purdy has done everything. And he looks, he's such a great middleman in terms of getting the ball from the center into Debo Samuels' hands.
Right.

Speaker 10 Or Brandon Ayuk and just letting him cook. Right.

Speaker 17 So I think Brock Purdy deserves even more credit, and his status should go up even more when you talk about how bad it's gone for Matt Campbell since.

Speaker 100 Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that's fair. One and the same.

Speaker 45 So that was all Brock Purdy.

Speaker 10 I love it when Debo gets the ball on the outside and then then he gets, he breaks a couple tackles and then you're like, oh, is he going to get out of bounds?

Speaker 10 And then he just does like the little swim move and keeps hopping back inside. Yeah.
And then goes into the end zone. I feel like he does that every week.

Speaker 88 It's also just insane.

Speaker 1 There's two teams.

Speaker 24 I guess the Chiefs too, although their offense has looked clunky so far.

Speaker 52 But the Dolphins and the 49ers, when they're humming on offense, it looks like every single player is faster than the defense.

Speaker 16 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Like Christian McCaffrey, when he gets the ball, is already running at full speed before he even gets to the hole.

Speaker 10 I love that Christian McCaffrey was talking shit today.

Speaker 10 It's always surprising to me when he, like, it's like watching a corgi bark at somebody after he gets tackled and then gets up in their face and starts yelling at him.

Speaker 10 It's like, wait, you're Christian McCaffrey.

Speaker 10 You're not really like a shit talker, but I like it. I like the fire.

Speaker 113 I'm actually surprised, though, that the 49ers, skill position players don't talk more shit knowing Trent Williams is there.

Speaker 81 Yeah, he can take shit.

Speaker 112 You can just talk shit and your big friend will handle it.

Speaker 10 There was a clip that went viral of Trent Williams and his run blocking and his technique.

Speaker 10 And it's so fun to watch him play because he'll do shit that you don't see another offensive lineman do in the league.

Speaker 10 He'll like get over your back and then push you down from the back of your waist and just shove you straight down into the ground.

Speaker 10 He doesn't always just line up straight up against you and pancake you. He'll like get weird angles on you because he gets bored just dominating people the regular way.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 10 He wants to emasculate you.

Speaker 58 He's awesome to watch.

Speaker 10 He's also crushing the pancake game for Hank.

Speaker 58 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 16 Hank, you got that going for you.

Speaker 72 What's the standings and pancakes?

Speaker 46 Oh, seven.

Speaker 134 It's a few days.

Speaker 133 Oh, okay.

Speaker 137 But week one, Hank was dominating.

Speaker 139 Look at you, Hank.

Speaker 29 Mr. Pancakes.

Speaker 6 It's not all sad.

Speaker 82 It's not all bad.

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Speaker 35 Okay,

Speaker 54 before we get to the Cowboys Jets, Giants, Cardinals, Giants 31, Cardinals 28, Giants with a 21-point comeback.

Speaker 40 Danny Dimes in the second half was phenomenal.

Speaker 1 So is Saquon. So is Saquon.

Speaker 33 Danny Duel threat.

Speaker 126 He was running all over the place.

Speaker 53 People are saying that, like, oh, well, the Cardinals are tanking.

Speaker 23 No, I think the Giants just finally woke up.

Speaker 17 They started the season in a 60-0 hole, which is pretty hard to do.

Speaker 69 Big hole.

Speaker 21 Big hole.

Speaker 89 But yeah, the Giants, like that, that feels like a season save today.

Speaker 1 Because if they had lost to the Cardinals, they played the 49ers on Thursday night football.

Speaker 15 It could have easily been an 0-3 start.

Speaker 1 They saved their season in the second half.

Speaker 10 Yeah, whatever happened at halftime with Brian Dable,

Speaker 10 he probably lit into him pretty good.

Speaker 113 Probably threw a party for his six-year-old.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah, no parties on Saturday night this time, Jake?

Speaker 136 1-0 following throwing six-year-old birthday parties this year.

Speaker 10 No, he's 1-1. 1-1.

Speaker 81 Oh, yeah. That's a

Speaker 81 bad set, Jake.

Speaker 98 1-0 after not following the parties.

Speaker 30 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 1-0 since the game after his birthday party for a six-year-old. Yes.
Let this be a lesson to all you coaches out there. Don't celebrate your children ever.
Don't tell them they're a great

Speaker 61 coach. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Your job is to coach, not to be a dad.

Speaker 61 You're coaching for your job.

Speaker 73 There is like it.

Speaker 10 There's six months that you get to be a dad, and then six months where all you think about is football.

Speaker 100 Shout out Cortez being out there.

Speaker 52 Cortez, the fan.

Speaker 4 If you don't know Cortez, he's a Cardinal Super fan.

Speaker 17 He has a helmet.

Speaker 49 He wears full jersey, pads, helmet, and the helmet, it looks like he's trying to make the high school roster.

Speaker 106 He just has a tape, and it says Cortez across the helmet, and he's the best.

Speaker 10 It's a helmet from like 1973.

Speaker 10 Does absolutely no good protecting Cortez. None.
But he's got a thick skull.

Speaker 71 He'll be fine.

Speaker 10 The other great fan of the day was the guy that was in the crowd wearing the Duke New York Giants. Yes.
The Daniel Jones Super fan. The most hatable person alive.
Very much.

Speaker 10 Very much the most hatable person ever. But the Giants look good.

Speaker 10 They look good in in the second half and uh listen i'm rooting for the nfc beast i want i want it to be i take pride in my division they did happy to see the comeback the cardinals did run all over the giants it was pretty shocking how much james conner every single he every single time he touched the ball he just like ripped off a 10-yard run yeah so i don't know

Speaker 52 49ers can run the ball

Speaker 10 so that might be a problem on thursday oh let's play whose lines anyway on thursday night where is it at it's in san francisco the giants are staying out west. Oh, at the Greenbrier.

Speaker 41 They're staying out west of the Greenbrier.

Speaker 10 Okay, I'm going to say

Speaker 10 6.5. 49ers, 7.5.

Speaker 46 Ooh,

Speaker 104 7.

Speaker 50 Flat.

Speaker 50 10. 10.
Whoa.

Speaker 10 I still like the Niners. It's disrespectful.

Speaker 21 I like the Niners. Still kind of like the Niners.

Speaker 105 Yeah, that feels like Niners.

Speaker 126 Yeah.

Speaker 112 Although they are staying out west.

Speaker 10 Daniel Jones looked good in the second half.

Speaker 101 And they're staying out west, PFT.

Speaker 10 That's true. Take one is banged up.

Speaker 133 The Raiders stayed out

Speaker 55 east-ish.

Speaker 21 Ish.

Speaker 135 And they got gussets.

Speaker 6 The thing about the Raiders is true.

Speaker 10 The Raiders didn't stay out east.

Speaker 10 They just went east prematurely.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 46 They went further east.

Speaker 10 You know who else went east too early when he shouldn't have?

Speaker 47 H-Man.

Speaker 131 H-Man.

Speaker 81 Okay. Last game.

Speaker 23 Cowboys, Jets.

Speaker 116 Memes.

Speaker 23 Cowboys 30, Jets 10.

Speaker 10 She is pumping.

Speaker 125 Would you like to start?

Speaker 126 I have a question for the group that we can talk about after, but you want to give us your quick.

Speaker 15 You said to us Zach Wilson didn't play that bad.

Speaker 143 He didn't play that bad.

Speaker 35 So you're doubling down.

Speaker 143 In the first half.

Speaker 54 He didn't play that bad.

Speaker 10 Well, he's mr. fourth quarter, so he was definitely good in the fourth, right?

Speaker 143 No, it unraveled.

Speaker 140 What happened?

Speaker 50 Oh, no.

Speaker 10 He didn't throw any interceptions, did he?

Speaker 23 Okay, so, memes, here, I'll use a thought starter and you can go off this.

Speaker 10 Is there a chance that Mika to you, Micah, to the rest of us, Micah Parsons is the best football player alive?

Speaker 94 I know, obviously, Patrick Mahomes exists, but Micah Parsons is watching him play football,

Speaker 124 he is faster and stronger than everyone else on the football field.

Speaker 121 It's fucking insane.

Speaker 23 He was everywhere. He had two sacks, nine pressures, three tackles for a loss.

Speaker 35 He had a play where he just ripped ripped the ball out of Dalvin Cook's hands.

Speaker 23 He's just, every single play, he's faster and better than everyone.

Speaker 10 There was one where he sacked Zach Wilson, and then he crawled like a dog for like nine seconds. Yeah.
And he was faster crawling on his hands and knees than I would be if I was sprinting.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 30 Just a very impressive star.

Speaker 119 The other one where Zach Wilson kept on trying to reset his throwing motion.

Speaker 63 Yeah.

Speaker 69 Michael Parsons just buried him.

Speaker 85 I know it might be a hot take, but he might, as we're sitting here right now, he might be the best football player alive.

Speaker 10 Football player. I feel like he's the most emasculating football player to go up against.
He'll just dominate you. The most fucked up part about it is they drafted Zach Wilson over him.

Speaker 23 Oh, no. Well, you can't do that because he went.

Speaker 55 I mean, Zach Wilson stinks.

Speaker 92 No, actually, you know what?

Speaker 100 They drafted Devontae Smith over Michael Parsons.

Speaker 93 Michael Parsons was the pick after.

Speaker 143 Devontae Smith is a wide receiver.

Speaker 114 On the Eagles.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 23 I'm saying the Jazz. I know, but the Eagles.

Speaker 17 You can't say like the second pick to 11th pick, although I guess that would be, I know, I have some history that, but, like, you, you guys needed a quarterback.

Speaker 36 You can't do that.

Speaker 143 And they drafted him off of one throw at the combine.

Speaker 103 Okay, so you do agree, Zach Wilson.

Speaker 94 Like, you need another quarterback this year.

Speaker 21 You can't get it.

Speaker 143 Yes, he's not good, but he didn't play that bad in the first half. That made it seem like, all right,

Speaker 143 if the defense could get a stop, which they didn't do today.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that's the concerning part is that, yeah, you're right. Zach Wilson wasn't like laughably hilarious.
Let's all make fun of Zach Wilson bad bad in the first half.

Speaker 10 But your defense, which is supposed to be one of the best in the entire league, was pretty bad.

Speaker 100 Dallas' offense was awesome today.

Speaker 113 Dak was great.

Speaker 1 The running game was great.

Speaker 94 They were like perfectly balanced, just shredding what should be one of the best defenses in the league.

Speaker 10 So I am a Cowboys hater, but I will

Speaker 10 acknowledge a fact that is objectively true. The Cowboys scored 50 points.
before allowing a point to start the season.

Speaker 10 The first team to score 50 points before allowing one since since the Chargers and Bears in 2006. They're historically good so far.
The Cowboys are a very good football team.

Speaker 10 You ran into a buzzsaw today, memes, but at least like you would have liked to see your strong units be strong units.

Speaker 143 Yeah, so like the only kind of positive swing you could try to turn is that the Cowboys are the best team in the NFL right now.

Speaker 50 Oh, okay.

Speaker 143 But if they play somebody and,

Speaker 143 again, they stink like Dak Prescott throws interceptions, which he should have done today, which he didn't. It looked like the greatest offense of all time.

Speaker 112 No, he looked good today.

Speaker 92 We have to give Dak credit when he looks good.

Speaker 10 They had 44 minutes of possession.

Speaker 10 It's pretty good.

Speaker 126 How many minutes are there?

Speaker 81 60. 60.

Speaker 10 Sauce dropped a pick six in the first half. The game's different if Sauce picks that off.

Speaker 143 Yeah. Yeah, they take the lead.

Speaker 10 It was just bad. It was just so bad.

Speaker 91 You're so angry.

Speaker 10 What's going to happen is the Jets aren't going to do the fun thing they're not going to get jameis winston even though they absolutely should or kirk cousins they're not going to try to trade for kirk cousins which they absolutely

Speaker 10 absolutely should and the the vikings also should not trade kirk cousins until the season's done well if they start 0-3 if they start they still

Speaker 28 get if you could get a second-round pick if the vikings aren't going to have kirk cousins be their quarterback next year

Speaker 10 i agree that's i brought it up last week i think it's a smart move to do but i don't think ever in a million years would a team that's like 0-3 that had expectations of the playoffs before the season.

Speaker 10 You're not going to trade them away. I don't think they should try.
They should at least pick up the phone and make a call. They're going to do something boring.

Speaker 10 They're going to do something that's just going to be like, okay, we'll tread water and hopefully Aaron will come back from his miracle ankle surgery in time for the playoffs, which we're not going to be in.

Speaker 10 But they're probably going to get somebody like Colt McCoy, who's like, okay.

Speaker 10 Nice enough, not going to really make an impact on your season.

Speaker 10 They're probably going to get somebody like Chad Hinney, someone that doesn't really move the needle, and then you're going to have like a bunch of really boring losses this year.

Speaker 143 Yeah, Chad Henney already confirmed he's staying retired.

Speaker 98 So did Blake Portals.

Speaker 143 Yeah, nobody's coming.

Speaker 143 We get Zach Wilson for 15 more games, and we just get to be tortured for 15 more games.

Speaker 140 Everybody gets a laugh.

Speaker 143 I get to be miserable.

Speaker 140 Everybody wins.

Speaker 10 Yeah, did you see Jerry had a very special guest in his box tonight? He had the president of FIFA. That dude was in his box.

Speaker 21 He's a good fancy fuckboy name.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 10 What's that guy's name? He's definitely a pervert if he runs FIFA.

Speaker 131 Gino

Speaker 131 Gino.

Speaker 52 I don't know.

Speaker 10 I feel like Jerry Jones is definitely angling for some sort of world. Gianni Infantino.

Speaker 81 Gianni Infantino.

Speaker 10 Yeah, that guy got

Speaker 10 that guy. Gianni Infantino walked out of Jerry World with like one of those old school cartoon burlap bags with a dollar sign on it.
Yes. Jerry definitely bribed him with something.
Yes.

Speaker 23 Yeah,

Speaker 23 you got to get another quarterback.

Speaker 10 Or you just got to jet the fuck up.

Speaker 94 You got to get another quarterback.

Speaker 1 Your team is good enough

Speaker 101 to maybe be a playoff team.

Speaker 107 Everything was planned correctly, but you got to get another quarterback now.

Speaker 143 I mean, but if they don't, they just have to wheel Aaron Rodgers out on his hospital.

Speaker 76 He is listening to Dolphins fuck.

Speaker 10 That's good.

Speaker 143 Yeah, you guys said that.

Speaker 83 I must have missed that.

Speaker 23 He might be trolling.

Speaker 57 We don't know, but he said that the healing sounds, there's healing sounds of dolphins having sex.

Speaker 10 That checks out. Yeah.

Speaker 135 He's also getting a weird surgery where he's getting a bridge put into his Achilles.

Speaker 91 So, listen, if Aaron Rodgers comes back this year, I will buy all of the Aaron Rodgers healing shit.

Speaker 52 I'll go on one of those retreats.

Speaker 100 I'll do everything.

Speaker 23 If he comes back from an Achilles in under...

Speaker 10 Four months and plays football.

Speaker 23 I'm buying all of it.

Speaker 119 I'm going to suck the vaccines out of my body.

Speaker 108 Patriots have the lighthouse what if the jets just build like a hospital tower and it's just aaron rodgers give them the thumbs up gets it gets the yeah gets the crowd going it's like you freeze i like that i like that yeah what it what was it what's the patriots lighthouse oh it's this new thing so big cat we have to go back because they had an old lighthouse and then they built a bigger jumbo tron by the way while while we were doing is that stolen valor if you claim

Speaker 10 if you claim for it to be a lighthouse like how we make the joke and then we already and then we get back into the lighthouse think about it think about it it's stolen valor because a lighthouse is a Coast Guard installation.

Speaker 54 It's supposed to be saving lives.

Speaker 10 And it's supposed to be saving lives. If you build a fake lighthouse that probably kills more people during the construction than it'll ever save, that's stolen valor right there.

Speaker 62 So you don't like to play mini golf?

Speaker 10 What does that mean?

Speaker 62 There's fake lighthouses all over there.

Speaker 10 Only think about windmills.

Speaker 33 I actually never play the windmill hole.

Speaker 10 There's lighthouses too.

Speaker 21 Where?

Speaker 63 On like every coastal mini golf course in the windmill.

Speaker 10 Hank, you've played every golf course in America, so you've probably seen a few more than I have.

Speaker 111 By the way, while we were talking, I just got an email that says defective product shirt.

Speaker 33 And

Speaker 48 I was like, oh, shit, like we screwed something up.

Speaker 84 It says, big cat, wondering if there's a recall.

Speaker 97 Don't really want my money back.

Speaker 126 Just wondering where to send it.

Speaker 47 And then it was that.

Speaker 32 Justin Fields is the guy shirt that we sold.

Speaker 4 That hurt.

Speaker 47 That hurt a lot to see.

Speaker 18 Yeah, the Cowboys are really fucking good.

Speaker 107 Hank, your Cowboys are really good.

Speaker 123 They are. You should put a future on them.

Speaker 7 I'm going to. Oh,

Speaker 7 here we go.

Speaker 18 Michael Parsons is incredible.

Speaker 110 He's so much fun to watch play football.

Speaker 18 Who do the Cowboys? When's the Cowboys' first real game?

Speaker 74 Patriots.

Speaker 126 Because they just have been beating up on New York teams.

Speaker 136 Cowboys. At San Fran Sunday.

Speaker 47 Oh, my God.

Speaker 54 They play the Cardinals next week?

Speaker 105 Holy shit.

Speaker 141 Yeah, at San Fran. That was a good one.

Speaker 62 Is it worse than the Bears?

Speaker 107 Oh, my God. It better be.

Speaker 84 For Cowboys, Cardinals.

Speaker 89 This is going to be a real good litmus test.

Speaker 1 It is at Arizona, but if it's not 14, it's not.

Speaker 21 Oh, 12 and a half.

Speaker 7 Oh,

Speaker 135 damn.

Speaker 50 Oh,

Speaker 114 that's going to be a shit pumping.

Speaker 65 Man, Michael Parsons is going to.

Speaker 5 How many?

Speaker 13 He's going to break the record.

Speaker 57 He should break the record.

Speaker 48 He's so fucking good.

Speaker 51 Okay.

Speaker 23 Last thing before we do who's back the week.

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Speaker 100 Everyone's got to bring a hot take. Do you have one?

Speaker 62 Cowboys, my overly direct take is the Cowboys are going to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 69 Cowboys are going to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 10 My overly direct take is that the New England Patriots are going to make the playoffs.

Speaker 7 Love it.

Speaker 10 Ooh. Yeah.
They're going to make the playoffs.

Speaker 57 Patriots are going to make the playoffs.

Speaker 10 They're going to trade for Kirk Cousins, and then everything will be fixed. Okay.

Speaker 19 My overly direct take is the Tennessee Titans are going to win the AFC South.

Speaker 10 It's very direct.

Speaker 20 Which Pete Prisco is going to be punching air.

Speaker 10 It'd be a disaster for the Jaguars. He's going to be punching

Speaker 81 flying air.

Speaker 10 Did he have the Jaguars winning this game?

Speaker 86 I don't think so.

Speaker 10 Okay, so this is one where it wouldn't be a disaster.

Speaker 54 I think he has them at 14 and 3?

Speaker 61 Yeah, minimum.

Speaker 59 Jake?

Speaker 136 The Cardinals are going to win at least five games.

Speaker 38 Five games?

Speaker 36 They've been competitive in both of these games.

Speaker 23 Who are they winning against?

Speaker 81 I don't know. Okay.

Speaker 134 It's a hot take, courtesy of DirecTV.

Speaker 109 Max.

Speaker 127 Budabaker will be an Eagle by the end of the week.

Speaker 21 You've been talking about this concert.

Speaker 23 This is when you know,

Speaker 91 and this is something we saw with Hank as well

Speaker 112 when the Patriots were rolling. You become a truly inseparable fan when you see every other player and you're like, yeah, they'll be on my team.

Speaker 10 They want to be an Eagle. You can tell he just wants to be a British.

Speaker 46 That's our guy.

Speaker 21 There's just, there's little, there's little crumbles that are.

Speaker 7 What are the crumbles?

Speaker 46 Are you talking about crumbs?

Speaker 21 Yeah, a little.

Speaker 30 But what are the crumbles?

Speaker 61 There's little crumbles.

Speaker 127 He practiced all week today. He practiced all week, and then today he was a late ad to the injury report and inactive for the game.
Okay.

Speaker 127 You know, they don't want to get him hurt before a deal's coming.

Speaker 127 Eagles cleared two guys off of their practice squad to make room for potentially bringing somebody else in.

Speaker 132 Okay.

Speaker 127 Safeties have been bad and or hurt.

Speaker 132 Okay.

Speaker 127 Devontae Maddox just went out for the year.

Speaker 132 Cardinals are 0-2.

Speaker 132 Buda Baker, Eagle.

Speaker 81 Okay. Makes sense.

Speaker 96 Buda Baker, Eagle.

Speaker 57 Memes, your overly direct take.

Speaker 143 Overly direct take, Mika Parsons win an MVP.

Speaker 94 Mika Parsons winning MVP.

Speaker 10 That would be awesome. When was the last time that happened?

Speaker 114 It's got to be like Lawrence Taylor's.

Speaker 81 Yeah. Right?

Speaker 85 NFL.

Speaker 118 I mean, they never give it to defensive players.

Speaker 140 Lawrence Taylor.

Speaker 117 Lawrence Taylor.

Speaker 58 There we go.

Speaker 133 86.

Speaker 81 So

Speaker 48 Mika Parsons, MVP.

Speaker 23 It's not crazy. It's not crazy.

Speaker 18 Okay, well, thank you to DirecTV.

Speaker 118 Those are our overly direct takes.

Speaker 100 Let's finish up.

Speaker 23 We got Who's Back of the Week.

Speaker 76 Hank, you want to start with Who's Back of the Week?

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Speaker 48 Hank, who's your who's back of the week?

Speaker 62 My who's back of the week is journalism.

Speaker 135 Okay. Oh.

Speaker 62 We talked about it Thursday when it broke. Biz

Speaker 62 and Wit on Spit and Chickles podcast, the Mike Babcock News. They kind of broke it.
They were the first to the story.

Speaker 62 They got a lot of pushback from, you know, traditional media, hockey media, saying that this was sensationalist news.

Speaker 61 It's fake news.

Speaker 62 Babcock's not doing this. It's not an issue.
And then Columbus ended up having to look into it more. And then today he resigned as coach.

Speaker 10 The pen is mightier than the sword.

Speaker 23 Yes.

Speaker 59 Shout out, Biz.

Speaker 23 I like that he stood on it and he said, yeah, we're a players podcast.

Speaker 84 So if you mess with the players,

Speaker 67 you're going to hear about it.

Speaker 10 I think he said, you're going to hear about it. No spit, no lube, sandpaper finish.

Speaker 58 Yeah.

Speaker 1 There was a lot of real journalists who were coming after Biz, being like, you guys are making it up.

Speaker 40 You're sensationalizing.

Speaker 65 Doing the old playbook of trying to drag barstool through everything.

Speaker 118 Biz and Witt stood firm, and they're like, this is what we're hearing.

Speaker 23 This is the story.

Speaker 1 It's fucked up to do this to players.

Speaker 49 And I'm happy for those guys.

Speaker 118 They deserve it.

Speaker 10 Yeah, apparently it was like multiple people on the team, too. So it's not like one guy that this happened to.
Yeah.

Speaker 10 It was several players, which is it's still a wild move to bring somebody into your office, be like, show me your camera roll right now.

Speaker 23 It's also crazy.

Speaker 108 Like I was, I was just thinking about the whole thing and how everyone was trying to take, there was this backlash to R.A., Biz, Witt, Grinnell, like trying to take down their show.

Speaker 45 Merles, yes,

Speaker 105 Merle's, everybody rides.

Speaker 100 They were trying to take down their show.

Speaker 113 It's like, these guys are popular in the biggest hockey podcast for a reason.

Speaker 52 They're fucking successful, hardworking, hardworking, smart.

Speaker 131 Well, maybe not hardworking.

Speaker 20 Smart.

Speaker 94 Like, they don't just make shit up.

Speaker 4 They wouldn't have just made this up.

Speaker 35 They're not crazy people.

Speaker 1 Like, they're not sensationalists.

Speaker 111 They don't just,

Speaker 113 they protect players and they speak for players.

Speaker 23 And they're not trying to get crazy headlines.

Speaker 1 This was a story that they stood on.

Speaker 35 And I'm proud of them. Yeah.

Speaker 63 It sounds crazy to say.

Speaker 64 I'm proud of them.

Speaker 62 They wouldn't want drama if it wasn't warranted.

Speaker 40 Exactly.

Speaker 1 They're not drama guys.

Speaker 3 They want to make people laugh and want to talk about the sport they love.

Speaker 23 So the fact they were in this probably made them uncomfortable, but it's fucked up that anyone questioned their motives ever.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Turns out they were right. Yeah.

Speaker 52 So

Speaker 31 I want to get my soapbox for the boys.

Speaker 10 You should start a rumor that Iberflues is doing that to the Barris players. I heard he was.
And then they'll get him fired. I heard he was.

Speaker 59 Luke Getze.

Speaker 135 PFT.

Speaker 10 My who's back of the week is Lauren Boebert.

Speaker 50 Oh.

Speaker 10 The congressperson from Colorado.

Speaker 10 There was a nice video that came out. She was taking in a play, enjoying the arts in Denver, and she went there with her boyfriend, and she got caught vaping.

Speaker 10 She was getting felt up. She was feeling her date up.
And then they got kicked out. And it was a great video.
If you haven't seen it, I keep watching all the different angles that come out.

Speaker 49 I think she's watched so many of these.

Speaker 10 So many angles, really good angles. I think she set it up because she knew she looks smoking in that dress.
And she was just waiting for the video.

Speaker 10 she got kicked out intentionally so the security footage would show how great her dress looks on her way out. And this is not me being horny.

Speaker 58 No, no, no.

Speaker 10 I am being horny, but I think I'm being reasonably horny given that. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 63 No, no, no.

Speaker 1 I tweeted on Friday night.

Speaker 114 I was like, listen, I don't want any political weirdos to come after me.

Speaker 94 Like, can we just say that video was hot?

Speaker 103 She was hot.

Speaker 91 Like, she was very hot.

Speaker 10 She was touching her tits. It's a great show.

Speaker 100 She was touching his dick.

Speaker 92 Then they left. They got kicked out.

Speaker 94 And you could see the security cam of them like giggling.

Speaker 2 They probably went home and fucked for hours.

Speaker 10 They were so happy. It's it's the perfect, it's the quintessential eighth grade date.
They went to go see a show, they felt each other up, Beetlejuice, they vaped, and then they got kicked out.

Speaker 10 That is, that is like my ideal eighth grade weekend. Yeah, it was hot, it was very hot.

Speaker 10 Hank, have you seen the same videos we've seen?

Speaker 73 Wasn't it like a children's musical?

Speaker 10 Uh, Beetlejuice, it's Beetlejuice.

Speaker 23 There was like a kid right behind it.

Speaker 71 It's the most wasn't it, like, Beetlejuice by like her, like the sixth graders. I don't know about that.
I don't think so.

Speaker 73 It wasn't a musical, Yeah, no, it was.

Speaker 10 It was Beetlejuice the musical.

Speaker 139 Oh, yeah, it was a musical. Put on by.

Speaker 81 It's still for the movie, I feel like.

Speaker 62 Mrs. Jones' seventh grade class.

Speaker 10 Well, I don't think that's the case.

Speaker 94 I think you're fake news.

Speaker 10 I think that's a good idea.

Speaker 21 I thought it was like her daughter's play.

Speaker 74 Yeah, it was hot.

Speaker 21 It was hot.

Speaker 10 It was not her daughter's play, I don't think.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 105 It was hot as fuck.

Speaker 62 Bobert or Gomez, one's got to go.

Speaker 52 No, don't make me.

Speaker 10 Tiffany Gomez.

Speaker 107 She's got to be.

Speaker 122 I'll tell you what. She's my number one.

Speaker 10 I saw that dress. Those motherfuckers aren't real.

Speaker 7 Oh, they're not. Yeah.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 83 They're great. Not a knock.

Speaker 99 Until Bobert takes a feet pick, I'm going to go with Gomez stuff.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 10 She's my day one. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 123 She's our queen.

Speaker 69 She's our queen.

Speaker 43 But yeah, Bobert

Speaker 10 didn't know you had it in you. You had it in you.
You definitely have it. You had it in you a couple times.

Speaker 84 And no political weirdos.

Speaker 100 We don't give a fuck about politics when we say that video was hot.

Speaker 10 It's just an objectively funny

Speaker 14 hot thing that just made me hot.

Speaker 10 It was really good.

Speaker 112 It made me hot.

Speaker 10 I would vote for her. I would vote for just so that we could get more videos of her getting kicked out of places for doing hand jobs.

Speaker 83 Yeah.

Speaker 23 All right, here we go. So that we're fair and balanced, criticize the video.

Speaker 47 It wasn't long enough.

Speaker 81 Yeah,

Speaker 83 there it is. I didn't get all the anger.

Speaker 91 There it is, folks.

Speaker 2 I would have liked to see it go all the way to the house.

Speaker 10 Just

Speaker 10 let them

Speaker 135 zoom in.

Speaker 10 Why are you kicking people out of your theater for having hands?

Speaker 31 Lock me up.

Speaker 72 Let's be honest here.

Speaker 23 If they were gross, then kick them out.

Speaker 98 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 10 But it wasn't gross. But hot.

Speaker 46 It was really good. Yeah.

Speaker 30 All right. My who's back.

Speaker 62 I don't think it was a kids' play, so not as bad.

Speaker 21 Okay, there you go.

Speaker 13 Well, it wasn't bad anyway. It was hot.

Speaker 10 Did you see it, Hank?

Speaker 68 Yeah, it was hot. I don't think you've watched the video.

Speaker 23 That was my problem with it. People were debating good or bad, hypocrite.

Speaker 119 This.

Speaker 99 Just say it was hot.

Speaker 10 And then on her way out, she's like flipping off the security guards. That's hot, too.

Speaker 73 It's hot.

Speaker 6 Hot as fuck.

Speaker 37 Yeah.

Speaker 23 Okay, My Who's Back of the Week is

Speaker 23 people getting mad about kids running on fields.

Speaker 21 So yeah, the debate again.

Speaker 52 Always. I love it.

Speaker 1 People getting upset because Colorado won as a 24-point favorite against Colorado State in overtime.

Speaker 28 And then everyone took to Twitter and was like, this is bullshit.

Speaker 97 24-point favorite.

Speaker 23 I don't know how we keep having this debate.

Speaker 46 It's very funny to me because I just, every time it pops up, I think of all the kids.

Speaker 23 Colorado being Boulder being this case,

Speaker 1 who had like the best night ever and rushed the field, went out and partied, made memories with their friends forever, and then woke up the next day and saw like a bunch of people being like, you can't do that as a 24-point favorite.

Speaker 10 And they're like, oh, man, last night actually wasn't that fun now that I'm reading the stranger on Twitter.

Speaker 10 I think

Speaker 10 a good rule of thumb is if you're between the ages of 18 and 24, squeeze all the fun out of life that you possibly can.

Speaker 61 Correct.

Speaker 10 It's awesome being that age. And people do it.
Yeah. Do whatever makes you feel good.

Speaker 2 And people who are criticizing you probably are jealous that they don't have that much fun left.

Speaker 10 If they were there, they would be doing the exact same thing that you would.

Speaker 23 And my favorite argument is the people who are like, well, if you do this for every game, it loses all the

Speaker 121 feeling for it and like the uniqueness of it.

Speaker 46 Okay.

Speaker 112 Well, then that's on, like, if Colorado storms the field every single game, it won't be as fun by the 10th time.

Speaker 68 That's on them.

Speaker 5 They've, they've done that to themselves.

Speaker 72 Let them do it to themselves.

Speaker 115 Who cares?

Speaker 10 I want to see a team that's a heavy underdog storm the field after you kick a late, meaningless field goal to cover. Yeah.
The Rams fans should have done that.

Speaker 10 You should have stormed the field to celebrate that. Yeah, just have fun.
Just don't listen to people that tell you not to have fun because they're lame. Right.

Speaker 28 It's a very simple college kids having fun.

Speaker 1 Someone says is bad.

Speaker 72 I'm going to side with the college kids because I remember.

Speaker 97 Like, I think that's really what it comes down to is I think there's people who just unfortunately don't remember what it was like to be like 20 years old and how fucking awesome it was to just do random shit with your friends.

Speaker 83 I remember it. It was awesome.

Speaker 92 I wish I could do it every now and then.

Speaker 10 Now, at the same token, like if you, let's say that you're like an Alabama fan and you point at that, you're like, look at you guys. You guys shouldn't be doing this.

Speaker 10 That's just because they've had all the joy sucked out of them by having years and years of success and these high expectations.

Speaker 10 When you're just new to it, like Colorado is, absolutely, enjoy every second of the year.

Speaker 81 You have to do the game last year.

Speaker 23 Also, Alabama, when they do it, they do it probably for the national title.

Speaker 45 That's That's also fun. Yeah.

Speaker 23 I get it. There's different, yes, there's different like schools that have varying degrees.

Speaker 91 I still, though, like, if kids are doing it and having fun, fuck it.

Speaker 7 Have fun.

Speaker 2 Live your life.

Speaker 10 You remember when they stormed the field at Tennessee last year and the goalposts? Yeah. Yeah, it was like in the river, right?

Speaker 10 Yeah, they just took that goalpost is still floating around Knoxville somewhere. That's fun.
Enjoy that. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Because who knows, next year you might lose to Florida in heartbreaking fashion, just get your teeth kicked in.

Speaker 52 I got to storm the field field in Madison one time when we beat Ohio State my freshman year.

Speaker 20 It was fun.

Speaker 46 We all got to storm the court for basketball.

Speaker 6 It was fun.

Speaker 46 Oh, you guys won the Big Ten championship.

Speaker 126 We did. We won a share of it.

Speaker 137 You got to speak on the stage.

Speaker 13 Yeah, it was fucking fun.

Speaker 50 Yeah, it was really cool.

Speaker 140 Yeah.

Speaker 134 My Who's Back is Champagne.

Speaker 126 It wasn't weird at all that I was a 37-year-old dude swearing on stage.

Speaker 21 Wow.

Speaker 21 That Lauren Bobbert video was so hot.

Speaker 10 I'm going to watch it again.

Speaker 126 I am too.

Speaker 10 Let's watch it together.

Speaker 134 My Who's Back is Champagne.

Speaker 69 Let's get a blanket.

Speaker 46 Watch it together.

Speaker 66 All right, champagne?

Speaker 136 It's champagne season in the locker room. We had two division clinchers this week in baseball.
The Braves and the Dodgers. And then the Orioles and Rays.

Speaker 136 Division's not settled, but they're both in the playoffs.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 133 Two weeks left.

Speaker 69 PFT. That's another thing people get mad about.

Speaker 95 Yeah. The celebration like when you clinch the playoffs.

Speaker 50 Fuck it.

Speaker 125 Spray some champagne.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 85 The Orioles ran out of booze and they started just spraying condiments on each other.

Speaker 140 Oh, really?

Speaker 6 That's pretty awesome.

Speaker 10 Doing lines of old bay.

Speaker 39 Also, probably, what's his name?

Speaker 125 Peter

Speaker 83 Angelo Snow. Yep.
Yeah.

Speaker 112 He probably was like, oh, we only need like a 24-rack.

Speaker 10 Well, he probably got him, Andre. Yeah, yeah.
J. Roger.
Yeah. I'm watching the video right now.
She just goes right at his head.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 2 And she did a little, like, oh, stop.

Speaker 18 We're watching Beetlejuice.

Speaker 81 Yeah.

Speaker 123 And he was like, no, you're so hot, babe.

Speaker 62 That's come all over my.

Speaker 125 I want you to, instead of, if you can't squirt, just pee.

Speaker 23 Yes, Champaign season.

Speaker 134 So who else? So Braves and Dodgers won the division.

Speaker 136 Orioles and Ray's clinched playoff spot.

Speaker 21 We have two weeks left.

Speaker 84 Bloopy, by the way, today

Speaker 114 got absolutely torched by like a six-year-old.

Speaker 40 Oh, I love that.

Speaker 40 I think he was playing free safety.

Speaker 123 Just got burned.

Speaker 50 Burned.

Speaker 131 Baseball playoffs. Yeah.

Speaker 126 Cubs, I don't think we'll be in it.

Speaker 136 But baseball playoffs.

Speaker 134 Also, Zingers-only, PFT is going to lose.

Speaker 21 I'm going to lose.

Speaker 55 Who's going to lose the second week in?

Speaker 10 I lost the second I said Jordan Alvarez, and he was injured the day before the draft, and I didn't know that. If he was healthy, it's anybody's game.
I've started training. I mean,

Speaker 10 I ordered Spider-Tack. Yeah.

Speaker 66 Think about how bad his team is.

Speaker 110 I had a pedophile alleged who I had to drop.

Speaker 136 And he subtracted your score.

Speaker 73 Take away his home run.

Speaker 10 It was a very bad, very bad season for me.

Speaker 23 Who's going to be catching, though?

Speaker 134 That's the question.

Speaker 136 That's a three-way race between me, memes, and Shannon Evans.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 136 Right now it's memes.

Speaker 10 Jake, I would love for you to catch.

Speaker 136 I'm trailing by 16.

Speaker 10 I would love for you to catch.

Speaker 134 I'm happy to catch.

Speaker 10 It would be so funny. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Oh my god.

Speaker 109 Oh, I'd be so sorry.

Speaker 10 Yeah, would you bring out of the golf course? Did you bring like Icy Hot or?

Speaker 109 Oh, Bio Freeze.

Speaker 137 Well, I keep it in my golf bag.

Speaker 10 Yeah, you would have Biofreeze on it. You would just wear Biofreeze shin guards.

Speaker 133 Yeah. It'd be great.

Speaker 126 Also, who's back of the week is Max because he's going to the doctor finally tomorrow, so hopefully he'll get cured.

Speaker 132 Yep.

Speaker 58 You're going to do it. You're going to do it.

Speaker 108 You're going to do it, sweetie.

Speaker 12 You got this.

Speaker 90 You want me to come with you?

Speaker 127 No, but I am going to the DMV tomorrow morning to the doctor's office, which sounds like the worst morning in the history of life.

Speaker 10 You're grown up.

Speaker 23 If you're the AWL,

Speaker 1 if Max's doctor is an AWL and you're listening to this right now, you have permission to break HIPAA and send us the report.

Speaker 10 Or just bring out the tarp and put them down.

Speaker 23 Can you get us a report so you can give it to us on Wednesday?

Speaker 33 Yep.

Speaker 105 What was that?

Speaker 118 Does that mean you're not?

Speaker 132 I will not be giving you a report.

Speaker 21 Why?

Speaker 46 We share everything here.

Speaker 72 You just had to move away from that voice.

Speaker 23 Yep. What do you mean?

Speaker 90 You're not going to tell us what's wrong with you?

Speaker 21 Oh, I'll tell you.

Speaker 127 I mean, I'm not going to give you like my vitals.

Speaker 10 Well, there's a rumor that you have swine flu.

Speaker 38 And that you were attacked by a bear.

Speaker 62 Swine 09.

Speaker 75 It would be great if you had swine flu.

Speaker 127 I had swine back in the day.

Speaker 46 You did? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 10 Is that just what they call it in Philly when you eat too much pork?

Speaker 127 Swine 09.

Speaker 21 All right.

Speaker 85 Great show, everyone.

Speaker 87 We'll see everyone on Wednesday.

Speaker 100 Let's do numbers

Speaker 134 18. Also, tune into the Writer Cup.
Yes.

Speaker 137 You guys are all debuting in it?

Speaker 136 Yes. First episode airing today.
Yes.

Speaker 127 Everyone can stop yelling at me on YouTube.

Speaker 30 Yes.

Speaker 10 Thanks for giving that up, Max. Yeah.

Speaker 127 I had nothing to do with the editing of this.

Speaker 1 If there's any mistakes, let us know.

Speaker 47 Or let Max know.

Speaker 113 Numbers.

Speaker 90 Means you ever gotten this?

Speaker 10 One. Three.

Speaker 31 Nope. 69.

Speaker 143 57.

Speaker 140 18, 18.

Speaker 47 20

Speaker 7 10 Shane 10 would you get guess PFT one Uno 81 ah damn no one's really close no I always I did the thing about you could just be saying number like you could just be saying

Speaker 137 anyways

Speaker 83 Hank is watching me I can see love you guys 88 is the largest number without an N in it

Speaker 50 Whoa

Speaker 50 Whoa

Speaker 10 Yeah, because hundred

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 74 Yeah.

Speaker 101 88 is the largest number without an N in it. It changes to 82.

Speaker 10 What about infinity? Didn't you? Oh, no, that's the assignment.

Speaker 21 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 30 Oh, my.

Speaker 10 No, what about Google? A Google. Google Plex? A Google or a Google Plex.

Speaker 52 Is that a real number?

Speaker 9 Yeah. I don't think.
I think that's a lot of people.

Speaker 9 Take only

Speaker 9 I

Speaker 9 go.

Speaker 9 Take on me.

Speaker 9 Talking away.

Speaker 9 I don't know what to say. I'll tell you anyway.

Speaker 9 The days are my days. I'm fine.
Sorry.

Speaker 9 I'm coming to your lover.

Speaker 9 I'm coming to your lover.

Speaker 9 Say after me.

Speaker 9 I like to play it to be safe for so many.

Speaker 9 like so better to say to the salvage.

Speaker 9 Just by my burning light,

Speaker 9 there are things I've got to remember. You shine away.

Speaker 9 Love me coming for you to anyway. You shine away.

Speaker 9 Love me coming for you to rain away.

Speaker 9 Take on me.

Speaker 9 Take me

Speaker 9 away.

Speaker 9 Take a bony

Speaker 9 girl.

Speaker 9 you love me, baby.

Speaker 9 We

Speaker 9 love

Speaker 9 to hold me. I

Speaker 9 know

Speaker 9 to love

Speaker 9 me.

Speaker 9 You need to love

Speaker 9 to love me.

Speaker 9 We

Speaker 9 love

Speaker 9 to love me.