Long Time Friend Tony Scheffler, Bills GM Brandon Beane, Mt Rushmore Of Trilogies And Listener FAQ's

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have a twofer for the people.

Speaker 1 One of our favorite old-time recurring guests, real AWLs know, Tony Scheffler, has been a friend of the program since the very beginning. We had a great time talking with him.

Speaker 1 And then we also have GM for the Buffalo Bills, Brandon Bean.

Speaker 1 Very good time with him as well. His son's a big AWL, so shout out him for getting us Brandon Bean on the show.
Recurrent guest. Current guest.
We have had him on as well.

Speaker 1 We are going to do the Mount Rushmore of trilogies, and it was a doozy.

Speaker 3 Hank's baby. Hank has been pressing for this one for a while, so hopefully he steps it up and has a great round of trilogies.

Speaker 1 I mean, no one else fucking suggests anything. We should maybe for this.

Speaker 3 That's a little early in the show to be using profanity.

Speaker 1 For this Mount Rushmore, we should maybe do a fourth option on the voting of like we all, AWLs lost. I'm down with that.
Them two wins.

Speaker 1 Two points. But

Speaker 1 we're going to talk some ball. We got some who's or sorry, hot seat, cool throne, and some FAQs.
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Speaker 1 Welcome to Part of My Take. Today is Wednesday, August 23rd, and the Washington Commanders have had the biggest win in preseason history.
We did it.

Speaker 3 We did it, Joe. We stopped the streak.

Speaker 1 Unbelievable.

Speaker 3 It was actually a very entertaining Monday night game. It was.
I don't know if you guys watched it all through the end.

Speaker 3 It was awesome. It's just good to win one in D.C.
Some people were being haters, saying, like, oh, you guys are acting like you won the Super Bowl. It's a preseason game.
It doesn't mean anything.

Speaker 3 Listen, this was not just a preseason game for the Commanders. This was a release.
This was released. It was their first home game since Dan Snyder is no longer the owner.

Speaker 3 Brand new regime, brand new team, brand new quarterback, Sam Howell. It was good.
It was good. Everything kind of fell in line,

Speaker 3 and the team played well. And, yeah, people have been making a big stink about the Ravens streak.
We did.

Speaker 3 I even bet on the Ravens just because it's like, okay, we're going to keep betting on the Ravens until they lose. It's a good investment.
It was a magical night for everybody in D.C.

Speaker 3 Josh Harris might have had a tough look in the booth.

Speaker 1 That would be putting in my life.

Speaker 3 Well, no, listen. They brought him into the booth.
They interviewed him. And Joe Buck stuck his hand out right in front of Josh Harris's face.
What is Joe Buck doing? Stay on your side.

Speaker 3 Stay on your side, Joe Buck. He was in Josh Harris' face.
He's being polite. Oh, and now we're going to drag the guy through the mud because he's friendly.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 Well, the guy that just displaced Satan is going to get a pretty long leash in my book.

Speaker 1 No one's dragging him through the mud. It was a cringy, weird moment by a billionaire who I believe that all billionaires are weird, that you don't get to a billionaire without being a little weird.

Speaker 1 And it was also Josh Harris's reaction afterwards when he realized I fucked up.

Speaker 1 He puts his hands on his hips. Troy Aikman is doing everything

Speaker 1 in his body to not burst out laughing in Josh Harris's face. I mean, a hilarious, hilarious clip.
But yes, you're right. Perspective.

Speaker 1 If the worst thing you could say about Josh Harris is he doesn't know how to read social cues and he's weird and he's cringy and he mistook a handshake for just a gesture, that's a good day.

Speaker 3 It is. It's on Joe Buck.
Joe Buck stuck his hand right in his chest. And what was Josh Harris?

Speaker 1 Joe Buck was in the zone.

Speaker 3 He was in the zone, but Joe, you got... Joe, stay on your side of the booth.
That was entrapment.

Speaker 3 I'm going to support Josh Harris no matter what through this. But yeah, I mean, if the biggest problem that we have is that now our owner is too friendly with the media.
I thought it was so cringy.

Speaker 3 He's shaking all the hands.

Speaker 3 All the babies. Listen, I'm going to ride or die with him.
So, whatever, whatever. We've all made mistakes.

Speaker 1 I watched it so many times. I can't stop.
Pull it up for me, Hank. I want to watch it again.

Speaker 1 Jahan Dotson said afterwards, I feel like we just had the biggest preseason win in history. Yeah.
And I'm watching it again, real quick. It's a fact.
Oh, and he put the hands on the hips.

Speaker 3 Hands on the hips after the hips.

Speaker 1 Hands on the hips is just a bad look in general.

Speaker 3 Played it off.

Speaker 1 Played it cool.

Speaker 1 It was just a limp handshake, too. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 He like tagged his fingers.

Speaker 3 What was Joe Buck Sand doing there?

Speaker 1 He was doing his job.

Speaker 3 He was asking for it. He was broadcasting.
Joe should apologize.

Speaker 1 Just provocation?

Speaker 3 Yes. Did you see what Joe Buck was wearing? He had those short little sleeves on.

Speaker 1 He was looking for a handshake.

Speaker 3 It's like if a guy, if a billionaire that makes his business closing deals left and right sees a hand in front of his face, it's your fault for putting it there.

Speaker 1 Are you a little worried that maybe the reaction to a preseason win was a little much?

Speaker 1 I mean, it was cool because outside of the fact that I also been on the Ravens, it was cool because it is new owner, like, feels like the vibes are back in DC. But Joey Sly doing the L.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Johan Dotson saying it's the biggest win in preseason history.

Speaker 1 Did one of your receivers get turf toe?

Speaker 3 Terry McLaurin might have gotten turf toe.

Speaker 1 Yeah, one of our receivers. That's important.

Speaker 3 Don't know yet. I'm waiting for all the facts to come out on the show.
I feel like preseason wins don't matter.

Speaker 1 It's really just everyone check your body, make sure that you're still alive.

Speaker 3 Yeah, well, Terry got injured, but it wasn't like we were keeping our starters in to win the game. So it's not like we played the starters because we were on a mission to win.

Speaker 3 It was like, yeah, we're going to try to win the game just with Jake Fromm in the game. And Jake Fromm came up big.

Speaker 1 In the first half, I think you guys had all your starters in against the second and third team Ravens team.

Speaker 3 I can't comment on that. All I was thinking about.

Speaker 3 The Ravens backups, I was just, I see Josh Johnson out there, and I'm like, I want Josh to find his forever home.

Speaker 1 He's a very good boy.

Speaker 3 He's such a good boy. Somebody just take him in for life.

Speaker 1 The scene was great, and it was very funny because afterwards, like with Joey Slide doing the L and everything, I would imagine getting into the locker room after and they're like going crazy.

Speaker 1 And then someone's like, wait, it's preseason.

Speaker 3 Well, it's just, it was fun to win one. Yeah, it was, it was about way more than this game.

Speaker 1 You're practicing winning. Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, you got to do a dress-up rehearsal for, you know, before you do the rehearsal dinner and everything. You got to walk through the wedding.

Speaker 1 You got to walk and see how you can win.

Speaker 3 Yeah, and as Bruce Allen, our former GM, said, we're very good at winning off the field. We've been consistently winning off the field.
Now it's time to turn it to on the field. On the field.

Speaker 3 But yeah, it was about much more than that one game in particular. And just seeing the crowd be into a football game was cool.
Even if it's a preseason game, we haven't had that,

Speaker 3 it feels like since RG3's rookie season. That was the last time FedEx, Raoul John Maryland, was bumping.
So listen, I'm just, I'm happy to see it. Magic Johnson was happy to see it.

Speaker 1 He was from his yacht.

Speaker 3 I'm so excited about this year getting Magic Johnson Commander's tweets after every single game.

Speaker 1 A Monday?

Speaker 3 Yeah, maybe. I hope it's even later than that.
I hope it's Wednesday.

Speaker 1 Magic Johnson, say what you will about Magic Johnson. He's got AIDS.
No, he vacations better than anywhere in the world. He does.
I think he's been on a yacht for three months straight.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Yeah, that dude is constantly on a boat.

Speaker 1 He's having the best time ever. Yeah,

Speaker 1 he actually is your... Like, if you had a dream board, an Etsy dream board, it'd just be Magic Johnson on a boat pictures.

Speaker 1 He knows how to do it. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 Or just get nominated to the Supreme Court.

Speaker 1 We are doing.

Speaker 3 He doesn't have AIDS anymore, by the way.

Speaker 1 Big Magic Johnson.

Speaker 1 Everything he ever done.

Speaker 3 Pretty

Speaker 3 ironic name that he has.

Speaker 1 That clip pops in my head of Donald Sterling at least once a month.

Speaker 1 You know how your brain is riddled by the internet? We've all been poisoned, and you just have random things pop in your head. Why is that? I don't know, but I can't change who I am.
It just happens.

Speaker 1 Did you put it in here, Max? Can you put the clip in?

Speaker 6 Big Magic Johnson. What has he done?

Speaker 7 Well,

Speaker 7 he's a business person.

Speaker 1 He's got AIDS.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he put it in.

Speaker 1 All right. Other things.
So did Magic.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Other things.

Speaker 1 We're not watching Hard Knocks tonight. Should we say what happened?

Speaker 3 Yeah, Aaron Rodgers hugged a few guys.

Speaker 3 The offensive line still looks bad.

Speaker 1 Nathaniel Hackett said something funny.

Speaker 3 The defensive coordinator, D-line coach guy with a beard screamed at somebody.

Speaker 1 Yeah, offensive line, they definitely focus on that. Aaron Rodgers, not super happy about it.
He's got to get the guys ready. Got to get the guys together.

Speaker 1 They won their preseason game. They lost.
They lost. They lost their preseason game.

Speaker 3 What happened?

Speaker 1 Zach Wilson looked good, though. Zach Wilson looked good.
So maybe a little speech after by Salah. Maybe like Zach Wilson and Aaron Rodgers bonding, and then Zach Wilson playing good.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 So I'm going back and looking at what Aaron Rodgers said about Zach Wilson, and I'm thinking to myself, you know, he said, like, I'm going to be here for the next couple of years, then hopefully turn it over to Zach for the next 15, 20 years.

Speaker 3 That's a great run of quarterbacks. I think Aaron was being sarcastic when he said that.
He might have been.

Speaker 3 I think he was laying the praise on a little bit thick and having a big joke on everybody, being like, Yeah,

Speaker 1 he's a funny guy.

Speaker 3 He is a funny guy,

Speaker 1 Zach Wilson

Speaker 3 quarterback of the future, hopefully.

Speaker 3 I think he was taking a dig, but by being super polite to Zach Wilson.

Speaker 3 Like, Zach will not know that I'm making fun of him because I'm being so obviously over the top because he truly believes that he will be the quarterback for the next 15 years.

Speaker 1 But that doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 Even if he's trolling, Zach Wilson takes it as real. That's real encouragement.
That's how good of a guy Aaron Rodgers is.

Speaker 3 That's true, or how dumb Zach Wilson is.

Speaker 1 By the way, watch the PM TV on Thursday ghost hunting. I am now,

Speaker 1 what started as a bit, I'm now rooting for Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 3 All right, so just to be clear, the ghost telling you to bet on Aaron Rodgers, that's not a bit.

Speaker 1 No, that was real.

Speaker 1 That one's the real part. Well, it's real money that I bet.
True. And a lot of it.

Speaker 3 Kid, I've bet a lot of money on bits.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, listen.

Speaker 1 If I win a ghost bet and a ghost tells me to bet something and I win it, is that not one of the the greatest stories ever?

Speaker 1 It's a pretty good story. It's a pretty good story.
So

Speaker 1 you got to at least take the first pick the ghost gives.

Speaker 3 So I would watch Hard Knocks if every week O's the Mentalist was on it with a different team. They should just do Hard Knocks, O's the Mentalist.

Speaker 1 This guy's flipping out. All right, other stories.

Speaker 1 No, it's O's. So

Speaker 1 he literally came on the show.

Speaker 3 I know. You're thinking Dr.
Oz.

Speaker 1 Max, do you have anything to say about Jalen Hurts insisting that his teammates place the blame on him for the Super Bowl loss. An Eagles staff member told

Speaker 1 Jalen Hurts, bro, you're a big reason we got here, and you're a big reason we're going to get back and we're going to finish this thing. Hurts made direct eye contact and said, you're fucking right.

Speaker 1 But he told everyone, he's like, I'm the reason.

Speaker 6 Leader.

Speaker 6 Leader.

Speaker 1 Okay. But also, like,

Speaker 1 don't you think it would have been smarter to be like, it was actually the grass? No.

Speaker 7 Well, that's a guy just taking accountability. He's a better man than me.

Speaker 7 I'll let him take control. I'll be the one giving him excuses.

Speaker 5 Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 You did. Do you want to take accountability for laughing at us, for laughing at your own beddess Rams?

Speaker 1 Fuck off. Okay.

Speaker 7 I mean, you didn't apologize for when you said that you were doing your victory lapse over the.

Speaker 1 Well, that was because people didn't respect Jim Ross.

Speaker 7 Yeah,

Speaker 7 sometimes you're wrong in the booth, and I was wrong in the booth.

Speaker 1 Fine. Okay, I accept your apology.

Speaker 7 That wasn't an apology.

Speaker 1 Jalen Hurts, yeah. He's demanding people tell him that he was the reason they lost.

Speaker 3 I mean, you'd rather have it be that way than the other one. Agreed.

Speaker 1 But he was not the reason they lost. Yeah, he was not.

Speaker 3 Well, that's not getting a sack word. That fumble that he had was pretty bad.

Speaker 1 It was.

Speaker 3 It was a very bad fumble.

Speaker 7 Colin Coward also left him and A.J. Brown off the top 10 list, and that has all triggered.

Speaker 3 But in terms of like quarterback, wide receiver combos? Yeah.

Speaker 1 I like it. Yeah, that's Coward's game, man.
You got to

Speaker 3 understand Coward's game is he will take one combo. He loves doing these combo things.

Speaker 3 We talked about the one with the Bills where he had Josh Allen and McDermott ranked like the eighth best coach in quarterback combo.

Speaker 3 He'll pick one person randomly and then just either leave them off or put them insultingly low just so that people like Matt will be like, fuck you, Colin. I fucking hate Colin Coward.

Speaker 1 We should start taking like top five quarterbacks in the league right now.

Speaker 3 Sam Howell.

Speaker 1 Josh Allen. Sam Howell.
No, Josh Allows Joe Burrow. Joe Burrow.
Jalen Hurts.

Speaker 1 Trevor Lawrence.

Speaker 3 Justin Herbert.

Speaker 1 Justin Herbert. That's our five.
Yep. That's our five right there.
Print it. Put it out there.
Those are our top five quarterbacks in the NFL right now.

Speaker 3 It's genius. Just put it on a graphic.
Hey, by the way, memes. Where did we miss? I know you're on a performance improvement plan right now, memes, through us.
He is on a pip.

Speaker 3 Just want to make a note.

Speaker 3 We requested that you issue a formal statement from part of my take regarding the Yankees and our vote of confidence in Aaron Boone and how the Yankees should extend Aaron Boone.

Speaker 3 Didn't see that one come across social media, memes.

Speaker 1 Did Jake get to you? Did Jake got you?

Speaker 1 No, I'll take full accountability on it, even though our graphics guy was in the room. Okay, so, oh,

Speaker 1 nice.

Speaker 8 Nice. That was fucked.

Speaker 1 All right, so we need both those graphics. We need the top five quarterbacks, and then we need us giving a vote of confidence to the Yankees.

Speaker 3 Unfortunately, Shane, our graphics guy, has got a pretty full plate whipping up Photoshops of Bryce Young in ISIS and Sam Howell in the Taliban, and C.J. Stroud as the Proud Boys.

Speaker 3 I actually got a lot of AWLs. I love you guys.
They sent me a lot of other recommendations for names for quarterback fan clubs. Joe Burrow, the Joath Keepers.
Okay.

Speaker 1 Pretty good.

Speaker 3 The Well-Regulated Wilisha for Will Levis. Okay.
The Purdophiles for

Speaker 1 Brock Purdy. I like that.

Speaker 3 The Kirk Cousins Westboro Baptist Kirks.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 3 They play the Jags. He could hold a sign of his God hates Jags.

Speaker 3 The Desbians.

Speaker 3 I forget who. Oh, that's for Desmond Ritter.

Speaker 1 Desmond Ritter.

Speaker 3 And Patrick Mahamas. Mahamas.
Patrick Mahamas.

Speaker 1 That's Stadthol Spring. Okay, we'll work on that.
Yeah, yeah, we'll work on that one.

Speaker 3 So Shane's going to get to those before he does memes' Photoshop.

Speaker 1 Absolutely.

Speaker 1 Last thing I had. Well, I had two last things before we get to Hot Sequel Throne.
Do you guys have Trayvon Diggs on your Hot Sequel Throne? I did not.

Speaker 1 Okay, so we should probably talk about it right now. Trayvon Diggs.
Unfortunately, Trayvon Diggs, now Twitter X,

Speaker 1 he doesn't realize he can still see the likes.

Speaker 1 Still up. He liked.
No, it's not still up. He liked a.

Speaker 1 I'll just describe it. It is a woman

Speaker 1 naked with a very large strap on. Okay.
Okay. And it says X positive.
Like equals you'd suck it. Yeah, why is he on the hot seat? No, he's not.
All right. This is a topic.

Speaker 3 All right, so

Speaker 3 it's a naked woman wearing a strap on.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 3 Large strap on. Like if you'd suck it.
And he likes it. Trayvon Diggs.

Speaker 3 Well, you watch tape like I do. Trayvon Diggs loves to bite on fakes.

Speaker 1 That's true.

Speaker 1 He's got to suck it now.

Speaker 3 Yeah, we've seen the old 22.

Speaker 1 He's got to suck it.

Speaker 3 He's got to suck it. That's kind of what he's known for.

Speaker 1 Maybe it was one of those things where the picture wasn't enlarged.

Speaker 1 No. Like he could only see

Speaker 1 like... You can't see the whole thing.
No, but that's what the picture enlarged. I'm saying maybe he scrolled it on his feet.
He's talking about the nipples?

Speaker 3 He just saw the nipples.

Speaker 1 Sucking the nipples. It's like polite because you'd suck it.

Speaker 1 And then you open to expand. It's good.
You should be the lawyer, though.

Speaker 3 Yeah. It's smart.
Yeah, you'd be a much better lawyer than Chiefsaholics lawyer.

Speaker 1 I have him on my head.

Speaker 3 Okay, yeah, we'll get to that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll get to him. And then the last thing is,

Speaker 1 there's another story about people yelling at golfers while they're trying to to golf. John Rahm came out and said that there were people yelling in his backswing for bets and everything.

Speaker 1 Why doesn't golf just everyone should get to yell all the time?

Speaker 3 Golf's, for some reason, it gets the same rules as tennis, where you're not allowed to scream while the point's going on. Right.
Let them concentrate. Any other sport you can yell.

Speaker 1 And I also...

Speaker 3 Although Max did call that one guy a clown. Yeah,

Speaker 3 that guy is a clown for yelling during a birdie puck.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, we're not talking about Max. This is John Rahm.

Speaker 3 For John Rahm, if it's anyone besides Max, feel free to yell.

Speaker 1 I also, it just always irks me whenever it's like this new fad that professional athletes are like, this gambling thing is going to is going to be a problem with fans like bet first of all, fans were betting before, just so you know.

Speaker 1 And second, if you like the T V deals, you should like gambling.

Speaker 3 Sorry about your parlay.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, it's it's kind of a if you if you're happy that the the T V deals are getting astronomical and the cap keep going keeps going up, gambling has a part of that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, let me ask you, what do you think is a bigger culprit for people screaming out at inappropriate times or yelling inappropriate things? Would you say it's gambling or would you say it's drinking?

Speaker 3 It's probably drinking. Probably drinking.
But we're not talking about getting into drinking.

Speaker 1 I'm not talking about that. Yes.
Yeah. Oh, that's a good point.

Speaker 3 I love drinking and gambling. Yes.

Speaker 1 Let us just do both.

Speaker 3 It's the best.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Let us just enjoy ourselves.

Speaker 3 Responsibly. Responsibly.
Drinking and gambling. Right.

Speaker 1 But I like them both. Yes.

Speaker 3 And I like to do them all the time.

Speaker 1 I really do. I don't really, the drinking could be

Speaker 3 gambling is awesome. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It is fun.
Oh, and I had one dude's rock that I just wanted to share with you guys. There's a guy named Pug Winkler.
So already Dudes Rock.

Speaker 1 Pug Winkler has a home in Nevada with 2,000 collegiate helmets on display. Ultimate Dudes Rock.

Speaker 3 I'm going to go out on limb and say probably not married.

Speaker 1 We'll have to find out. But he,

Speaker 1 wait, all right, so the story, he needs to find a buyer for the Las Vegas property.

Speaker 1 He's called home for 23 years to the tune of 1.15 million, and perhaps he can score a touchdown by passing it to another football diehard. Oh,

Speaker 1 he's including these?

Speaker 1 He said he got into collecting by accident,

Speaker 1 and he's got 50 years, nearly 2,000 collegiate football helmets later. Winkler's priceless collection has outgrown his 6,000 square.
This guy rocks so hard.

Speaker 1 He literally has a home that can't keep his helmets.

Speaker 3 I'm looking at the pictures right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and he says, I have no wife to answer to.

Speaker 3 Yeah, no shit.

Speaker 3 I kind of want to buy this house. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wait, but do they come with it? Yes.

Speaker 3 This house is awesome. He wants $1.5 million.
That is a bargain.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 What a dude's rock. Fuck.
Pug Winkler, too. How do you get the name Pug?

Speaker 1 That's a great name.

Speaker 3 He's got to be short.

Speaker 1 We should have a Pug.

Speaker 3 Got to be short like an O-line coach. Who should we call Pug?

Speaker 1 Evan could be Pug.

Speaker 1 Evan could be Pug. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We might have to start calling Evan Pug.

Speaker 1 One more thing.

Speaker 3 Unfortunately, this might be the last episode of part of my take

Speaker 3 with everybody in this room still alive.

Speaker 1 You guys tease this, and I'm very, very tired. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 So Big Cat, myself, and Hank, we're all staying in a hotel. We're in New York right now, back at the old office, and they put us in a hotel right around the corner.
It's a very nice hotel.

Speaker 3 I won't say the name of it.

Speaker 3 I got into my room last night. First thing I did, it was pretty late.
Got off my flight and to the hotel at about 1 a.m.

Speaker 3 I just went immediately to the bathroom to brush my teeth because it was a business trip. It's like, brush your teeth, go to sleep.
That's all you're going to do tonight.

Speaker 1 Maybe jack off.

Speaker 3 Anyways, I go to brush my teeth and I walk out to the living room, and there's a letter that's sitting on the desk in the living room of, or the main area of my hotel room.

Speaker 3 It's from the New York Department of Health. It says, this hotel has been experiencing an outbreak of Legionnaire's disease.

Speaker 1 I had that note, I didn't read it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so I read it.

Speaker 1 I don't think I had it.

Speaker 3 And it said, it listed all the... You guys are in suites.

Speaker 1 I'm just in a regular room.

Speaker 3 I'm in a very standard Muslim room. I think they just don't care about it.

Speaker 1 It's a really normal-sized room.

Speaker 3 You know what? I tipped my housekeeper last time I stayed at that hotel. They probably remembered that.
Hank, you probably didn't tip them. I have never stayed here before in my life.

Speaker 3 I've got the notice. So it says all the things that you're not supposed to do.
One of the things is don't brush your teeth.

Speaker 3 It says don't take a shower. Oh, I didn't.

Speaker 3 It says, if you're going to take a shower, both, twice.

Speaker 3 Because the mist from the water, the steam, when you inhale it, that's when you get the disease.

Speaker 3 It says, instead, fill up a bucket with water and then stand in the shower and pour it over your head oh my god so i yeah so i did like a bucket shower this morning did it you followed the rules i don't i don't know what legionnaires disease is i don't want to get it man you might look like it's kind of like a troop thing right so hank's gonna die is it contagious well it's also in the ac units

Speaker 1 Fuck. It's like 10%.
The last of the AC, I brushed my teeth twice and I took two showers. Two showers?

Speaker 1 Last night and today.

Speaker 1 I saw Kate.

Speaker 3 Yesterday. I saw Kate earlier today and she goes, yeah, I didn't know that it had that until afterwards, but I took two 30-minute-long hot showers.

Speaker 3 At least she's not pregnant.

Speaker 1 Legionnaire's disease. People get sick when they breathe in small droplets of water, accidentally swallow water-containing Legionlla into the lungs.
Uh-oh. Yeah.

Speaker 1 It doesn't spread from person to person.

Speaker 3 When I first saw it, I was like, sick, we're all going to get jacked up. Like, this is like a military disease that you get, maybe lose a lot of body weight.
Get some six packs.

Speaker 1 Most people, many people exposed to the bacteria don't develop symptoms. Okay.

Speaker 1 Eh.

Speaker 3 We're fine. Apparently it's one of those diseases that's like almost entirely gone from the planet Earth.
I think there's like

Speaker 3 20,000 cases in the United States each year and we might get some of them.

Speaker 1 Jesus.

Speaker 1 I did the Hollywood workout today. I went to my old gym and

Speaker 1 did not even go into the gym. Did Sana's steam hot tub shower.

Speaker 3 Yeah, if you sweat, that counts as workout. The best.

Speaker 3 As long as your body gets in the sweat mode, you're burning calories.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I felt great coming out. All right, let's do hot seat, cool, thrown, and then we'll get to our great interviews.

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He got dropped by Ariana Grande. He got dropped by Adina Mazell.

Speaker 3 The frozen woman. Yeah, you nailed that one.

Speaker 3 I honestly only know her through the commercials, like the Geico commercial.

Speaker 1 Let it go.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Adina, Adina.

Speaker 1 Adina Menzel. Menzel.
Adina Menzel. Okay.

Speaker 3 So why is he getting dropped? I don't know. Like all at once, all these people dropped?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, obviously. Sounds like collusion.
Yeah, the beef with Taylor. I was doing a little bit of article before I

Speaker 1 were doing a little article article. A little bit of reading an article.
It's a small hit of words. Don't hurt yourself, Hank.

Speaker 1 And it sounds like he might just be switching up his role in the company, but the Swifties will have you think that all of his big-name clients are dropping him. And I believe him.

Speaker 1 I've got a question. That's what I believe.

Speaker 1 I did an article and realized it might just be

Speaker 1 out of the representative business.

Speaker 3 I am a Swifty. I respect Taylor Swift.
I want to say that on record for all the Swifties out there. I'm a Swift Booth veteran.
Is Taylor Swift kind of a terrorist?

Speaker 3 She might be kind of a terrorist. It feels like she's got.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you what.

Speaker 3 She is either a cult leader or a terrorist, and she's very good at doing both, whichever one it is. So

Speaker 3 anything that she does, I'm on her side for the record. I want none of the smoke from the swift.

Speaker 1 Well, we're going to clip everything.

Speaker 1 I'm a terrorist. Have you seen the video?

Speaker 3 Nobody has done a better job of making millions and millions of dollars and still getting her fans to pretend that she's a victim than she has.

Speaker 3 She's very good at it and a great singer, great songwriter.

Speaker 7 Did you see the video of her at LBI?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 7 That was the most insane thing. Yeah.

Speaker 7 They shut down the entire street. Yeah.
Just because she was going out to dinner.

Speaker 1 Now, does she weaponize social media? Because we've been accused of that.

Speaker 3 I didn't say that. I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 I never said that. So, then she's fine.

Speaker 3 She is a terrorist, but she's very good at, she's like the best terrorist to ever exist.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she, do you think Taylor Swift

Speaker 1 do you think Taylor Swift could successfully have a coup of the government? Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 I actually do, too. Imagine if there were a million Swifties, like a million 25-year-old girls storming the Capitol.

Speaker 1 Yeah. I mean,

Speaker 1 she's got like, it's like 15 to 40. And it's guys, too.
And eras. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Oh, Belichick loves her.

Speaker 1 You would even have, yeah, it would be a situation where, like, if you had the, if she did a coup

Speaker 1 and the U.S. Army was like, uh-oh, what are we going to do?

Speaker 1 You know, there's a guy, there's a general who's about to enact, you know, martial order on the Swifties, and then his daughter's like, dad, don't do that. I love Taylor Swift.
He's like, okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it'd be so easy. All she would have to do is like just accuse Joe Biden of being mean.
Or falling asleep. Why are you so mean to me, Joe?

Speaker 3 And then her fan base would be like, honestly, Biden is toxic.

Speaker 1 Yeah, she could swing everything. She's Facebook.
She is. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 3 Good hot seat.

Speaker 1 I had another one, the Midwest. Heat dome.
Heat dome. I just told you about this.
And I looked it up. I did another article.
It's crazy. It's nuts.
Heat dome is crazy.

Speaker 3 I just love the term heat dome. Yeah.
I'm down to get some heat dome.

Speaker 1 The fact that there's no, looking at the map where there's no clouds whatsoever in the middle of the country is nuts.

Speaker 1 Heat dome. Heat dome, baby.
I'm all.

Speaker 1 The weather's global warming's been going off. Oh, you believe in it now? I've always believed in it.
You don't believe in weather?

Speaker 1 I saw.

Speaker 1 You don't believe in weather. I saw a trailer when I was a kid, when I was just a youth, for Inconvenient Truth, and I thought it was a sci-fi movie.
And I was like, mom, I want to go see this movie.

Speaker 1 And she was like, wow, I'm so like, thank you for taking it. Andrew, you finally showed me that.
I went and watched it. I was like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 3 You accidentally learned something.

Speaker 1 I was pissed. I grew up your queen? Ever since then, it's been like, this shit's been real, and I've been known about it.

Speaker 3 There's nothing worse than getting tricked into learning. Yeah.
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 This movie looks sick.

Speaker 1 It's like going to a museum, and you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, this sucks.

Speaker 1 Come on. You're going to learn.

Speaker 1 You get the audio companion. Just power through it.
Walk right through it.

Speaker 3 But the heat dome is, it's such a cool name, and I think it's probably going to suck to actually be in it.

Speaker 1 It's probably going to be dead in it.

Speaker 3 They need to give it a less cool name. It's like when they say the polar vortex.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Or Thundersnow.

Speaker 3 Thundersnow, the thunderquake.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I want to be involved in something called the Heat Heat Dome. It's like Gabrielle Union Chicago Handshake Meme Heat Dome.

Speaker 5 Heat Dome.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 And my cool throne is Baker Mayfield. Oh,

Speaker 1 starter.

Speaker 1 Starter.

Speaker 1 I got another one. Baker Haram is the fan base for Baker.

Speaker 3 But I'm... Listen, did anybody think that Kyle Trask was going to win it?

Speaker 1 Stephen Che.

Speaker 3 He did?

Speaker 1 Well, when Tom Brady retired for like two months, he was like, Kyle Trask really is something.

Speaker 1 He's next up.

Speaker 3 I put a little future on Baker to win comeback player of the year. And for whatever reason, I just think that maybe it's that game that he had on, was it Christmas?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 The Christmas game sold me. It's like, okay, if this guy can play that good with two days' notice, imagine what he can do with the entire offseason.

Speaker 1 Baker also is Hungry Dogs Run Faster because I saw an article that he has to sue some of his family members who mismanaged some of his funds.

Speaker 3 He's suing, I think it's an investment firm or a financial services firm, and his dad and brother both work for that firm.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 3 So I don't know. It's going to be an ugly lawsuit process.

Speaker 1 But if you're playing for money, like if he, if

Speaker 1 I hope it didn't happen, we like Baker Mayfield. I hope his money wasn't wiped away.
But if it were, that would be a vote for Baker to ball out this year. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 Maybe it's just like when he played for the Browns, they haven't had a good quarterback in a while. He was pretty good for them.
I feel like he got used by the Browns. Yeah.

Speaker 3 They traded him for a rapist.

Speaker 1 I got a cool throw for you if you need it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'll take it in just a second.

Speaker 3 Actually, do you have a hot seat for me?

Speaker 1 I have a cool thrown. throne.

Speaker 1 We can spin it. Stephen A.
Smith.

Speaker 3 Hot seat is Bonks because the bonk dog died. So R.I.P.
I think he might have also been the Dogecoin dog. Oh, fuck.
Jeems, Chooms.

Speaker 1 We lost Lolita two days ago. I know.

Speaker 3 It's sad. Chooms is not going to win a Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 Motherfucker. Ever.

Speaker 3 So I guess that's my hot seat. My cool throne.
No, my hot seat is Jim Harbaugh.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 So Jim Harbaugh,

Speaker 3 Michigan, self-imposed a three-game suspension on him. Genius.
Genius move. So he misses all the out-of-conference games, gets back for a get-right game against Rutgers.

Speaker 3 And so they're going to try to hope that this is going to resolve things.

Speaker 3 I don't know how the math works on this because it seemed like the NCAA and Michigan came to a handshake agreement on four games. And for next year, right? For next season?

Speaker 1 Oh, it's for this year.

Speaker 3 It's for this season?

Speaker 1 And they walked away.

Speaker 3 And then they walked away from the table, and then Michigan was like, okay, tell you what, you pressed her hand. We'll go as far as three games.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, it would, I would guess, and I'm going to look it up.

Speaker 1 Let's see.

Speaker 1 So, three games.

Speaker 1 They're playing like no one.

Speaker 3 It's all the out-of-conference stuff.

Speaker 1 Okay, hmm. This is interesting.
Michigan schedule in 2024.

Speaker 1 Week one, Fresno State Bulldogs. Week two,

Speaker 1 Texas Longhorns.

Speaker 3 Interesting. So that might have been why.
Interesting.

Speaker 1 So they're going to say, hey, you said four. All right, we did three.
We'll attack on another.

Speaker 1 Smart by him because he doesn't want to, next year he would miss the Texas game. He doesn't want to do that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so it was like, when you're looking at the draft trade chart, four draft picks next year equals three draft picks this year.

Speaker 1 It was genius by him.

Speaker 3 It's a smart move by Michigan. Yes.

Speaker 3 So my cool throne is Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 3 Miley's on the cool throne.

Speaker 1 The day the bonk dog died.

Speaker 1 Now I'm free to be

Speaker 1 free to be horny.

Speaker 3 I can let all the horniness out because I have no repercussions. He can't balk me anymore, bitches.
Miley's back.

Speaker 3 She's going to play at the Super Bowl probably in Allegiance Stadium, which is the sexiest stadium in the world. It's going to be the most boner-inducing halftime show of all time.

Speaker 3 We can only hope and pray that Justin Timberlake gets out there and there's another Janet Jackson scenario.

Speaker 1 No, we refer to that as a Billy Football Max Delente.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, yeah, exposing.

Speaker 1 That's the more famous. The more famous recent incident.

Speaker 3 Most famous recent nipple.

Speaker 3 So, yeah, Miley's going to rock it. I mean, she's a great performer.
When she performed before the Final Four a couple years ago, that's where the whole bonk thing started.

Speaker 3 I really got into Miley Cyrus, and she's back, and Miley's a bad bitch, and I can't wait for her to just stunt on every hill that's watching.

Speaker 1 I am very excited for this as well. She's great.

Speaker 3 She's a great performer.

Speaker 1 She's a great, great performer. Also, did you guys see the Las Vegas eye thing? They didn't plan for rain.

Speaker 1 No. Big eyeball.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 3 you're talking about the Globe.

Speaker 1 Globe. Yeah.
Yeah, it malfunctioned.

Speaker 3 Oh, and the hurricane? Yeah.

Speaker 1 Whoops.

Speaker 3 Maybe it suicided itself because Hillary was in town.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's probably true. She knows too much.
The seeing I knows too much. All right, my hot seat is Ted Cruz because Ted Cruz fell for the oldest trick in the book.

Speaker 1 I tweeted out the picture of the shark on the highway and was like,

Speaker 1 friend of mine from L.A. sent me this picture of the 405.

Speaker 1 Went to sleep, nothing of it. Next day, Ted Cruz just quoted and said, holy crap.

Speaker 1 And then he doubled down, which you know that he actually got got because he said, it turns out this might be a joke, but it is L.A., so it could have happened.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that's my favorite response. Well, the fact that I believe that it could have been true tells you everything you need to know.
Right.

Speaker 3 All things considered better behavior from Ted Cruz on Twitter than liking incest porn on 9-11. That's true.

Speaker 1 But yeah, it was good to get.

Speaker 1 It was funny because I didn't think that there would be a TMZ article talking about it calling me Barstool Sports Jokester

Speaker 1 and Katz.

Speaker 3 You are a jokester. I am a jokester.

Speaker 1 I do like to joke around. But yeah, that was funny.
And then my cool throne is Chief Saholic because he has the greatest lawyer of all time.

Speaker 1 So Chief Zaholik, you obviously know his whole story, the bank robbing Chiefs fan.

Speaker 1 He has a lawyer who had a statement yesterday in front of the courthouse. He said, this is not Chief Saholik's last drive.

Speaker 1 He believes, and we believe, that when the final whistle blows and all the facts are known, that he's going to be redeemed in the eyes of this community, in the eyes of his fans, in the eyes of Chiefs' Kingdom.

Speaker 3 He's going to win. All right, so

Speaker 3 I saw the video of the lawyer saying this, and my first reaction was, this sounds like something that an attorney who wears a cowboy hat would say. Yes.
I saw the video of him. This guy's a nerd.

Speaker 3 This guy's not

Speaker 3 a cool attorney, not a football guy. I have a sneaking suspicion that that statement was actually written by Chiefsaholic.
Yeah. And was like, this is the statement I want you to put out.

Speaker 3 I'm a football guy through and through. Just make all the football metaphors and hope that a jury of my peers, where is he being charged? Who know?

Speaker 1 Oklahoma, maybe?

Speaker 3 Yeah, everybody on that jury is a football fan. Probably

Speaker 3 half Cowboys, half Chiefs fan. They probably pretend that they're Chiefs fans because they're better this year.

Speaker 3 But yeah, this sounds to me like this has Chiefsaholics fingerprints all over it, which are on file with the FBI.

Speaker 1 Listen, if this lawyer just goes in and just does football analogies the entire time, they're going to win this case.

Speaker 3 Oh, for sure.

Speaker 1 Like, that is what people understand. Yeah.
And you just have it. Maybe even.

Speaker 3 Connor, he went into the bank and he took what the defense gave him.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 He read the defense. He saw that they were, you know, cover zero.
And he went and took it. Why wouldn't you? Yeah.
Right?

Speaker 1 If he rolls out just turf on the, like, and does his whole entire proceedings on turf, these are, these are things that put on a helmet.

Speaker 1 Like, we would absolutely, if I were a juror, I'd be like, you can't, you can't put this guy in jail before football season.

Speaker 3 Listen, just because the man liked to operate out of the pistol doesn't mean that he should be in prison, okay?

Speaker 1 Free Chiefs aholic, but maybe not because he probably did it.

Speaker 3 He should be handcuffing running backs in fantasy football, not die-hard super fans.

Speaker 1 Oh, Chiefsaholic. What a story.
All right, let's get to our interviews.

Speaker 1 First up, we have our good friend Tony Scheffler. It's been a while since he's been on, but any old school AWL knows he is one of our favorite guests.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite recurring guests, old school, old school. It is Tony Scheffler, former Detroit Lion, former Denver Bronco.

Speaker 1 Friend of the program. We were thinking about it.
We're like, we're going through Michigan.

Speaker 1 We got to talk to Tony because these are my favorite interviews. The guys have been with us forever, the guys that have known us forever.
And also, we wanted to just get an update on Scout the Cat.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 Won't see me on Mount Rushmore, but that's okay. Oh, no.

Speaker 1 Not worthy. That's a miss.
That was a miss. Were you an honorable mention? No, I mean,

Speaker 1 it's what it is at this point.

Speaker 1 Now I'm here. Legroom is limited under this thing.

Speaker 1 But we just keep carrying on. It's time to start making some new stories.
Yes.

Speaker 1 You can only go so far with the basketball game and Scout the Cat.

Speaker 1 What basketball game are you talking about?

Speaker 1 Just check my Wikipedia.

Speaker 3 I want to know about Scout the Cat, though. Not how he's doing, but more specifically, last time we hung out with you, we played around a golf.

Speaker 3 I beat you on a hole, and you had to buy $200 worth of mice for Scout the Cat. Did you ever do that?

Speaker 1 Did you ever pay up? He kills enough mice. Okay.

Speaker 1 So he's still alive. Scout is, he's going to turn nine August 9th.
That's the Scout. Okay.

Speaker 1 He's alive and well. He doesn't like a thunderstorm.
Okay. What a pussy.
He'll be at the front door when a storm's coming.

Speaker 3 Does he still have his nuts?

Speaker 1 No nuts. Oh, no.

Speaker 3 We saw an orange cat the other day with giant nuts. It was crazy.

Speaker 1 Actually, I'm a cat guy now.

Speaker 1 Really? That's news. That's breaking news.
Oh, that is breaking news. Sweet, you don't have any dogs.
We got this new cat. They call it a main coon.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Loan's man has looking to breed some cats.

Speaker 1 Are you serious? 10 years out. 10 years out of the league.
It's time to move on. on.
It's a breeding cat. It's time to move on and make some money.
And

Speaker 1 here we are. How do you call it? Miso Mo, they're calling him the kids.
Miso Mo? Miso Mo is the name of the cat. And he's scary.
He's scary looking.

Speaker 3 How do you breed a cat? You just put a cat in a room with another cat?

Speaker 1 That's how you do it. We're going to find out.

Speaker 1 So you have two?

Speaker 1 We're still looking for.

Speaker 1 Do you call it a bitch? A female? Yeah, a female bitch.

Speaker 1 Wait, Maine Coon cats? Mane coon. They're huge.
They're huge. How big is he? And

Speaker 1 he's moving through the house like he's ready to kill anything. Okay.
So I'm a little bit worried. Okay.

Speaker 3 And they have the pointy ears thing. Dude, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, like Bob. And they look, yeah, they're like, like very thick.
Correct. Black.

Speaker 1 We're looking to breed. Okay.

Speaker 3 Marlinsman has an extensive selection.

Speaker 1 Marlin's Man. He has a ton of main coops.
He could sell me a female. I think he's got nine.

Speaker 1 It's actually gross when he has them all around him and stuff. I like where I'm headed.
Second direction is Marlin's Man. What's the market for a a main coup?

Speaker 1 $3,500, $4,000 a piece.

Speaker 1 Are you being serious? Are you that hard up for money?

Speaker 1 It's been a struggle

Speaker 1 post-NFL. Well,

Speaker 1 you have your pension. The NFL always takes care of the retired.
You don't get that until you're, what, 55? Is that true? Correct. Oh, we're looking to make some moves.
Okay.

Speaker 1 I like that. And that's kind of where we're at right now.
So, yeah, the animals are well. The family's good.

Speaker 1 Still coaching girls hoop.

Speaker 1 59 and 8. 58 and 9, but nobody's counting.
I'm taking away the game that I tried to give your team a pump up and came to

Speaker 1 the Chelsea High School and they lost our season ended. Yeah, so that one's on me.
I'm going to take that one off your record.

Speaker 1 So, yeah, so 58 and 8. Okay.
But again, nobody's counting. And

Speaker 1 three years in, we'd like to get to 100 here in the next couple, and we'll see what happens. Have you been ejected from a game? I have not.

Speaker 1 I was ejected from a middle school softball game a couple weeks ago. Okay, what happened?

Speaker 3 Things were said.

Speaker 1 Yeah, things were said the week prior by an ump, and it kind of carried over the next week.

Speaker 3 The ump started it. Correct.

Speaker 1 And you can't get, you shouldn't be able to get ejected for a carryover call. We were losing 2-0.
All I know is I heard a lot of cheers once I was over by the swings.

Speaker 1 I found a line of vision to the field.

Speaker 1 That's only your kids wanting to.

Speaker 3 You got ejected as a fan. As a coach.

Speaker 1 Oh, as a coach.

Speaker 1 That's kind of your safe space when things go wrong. You go sit on the swing.
Correct.

Speaker 1 A couple technicals in basketball, but no, I have not been injected, thankfully.

Speaker 1 And yeah, we're just trying to figure it out, you know, chasing wins, looking for dubs, you know. What kind of offense do you run?

Speaker 1 We're pretty wide open. We got really good athletes.
So we're

Speaker 1 five out, four out, dribble drive, old Memphis D-Rose offense. Oh, I like it.
Put pressure on the rim, circle behind, rim cut. You make sure that they go.
Yeah, you make sure they go to class?

Speaker 1 Really lucky in that regard. The kids are all about 4.0.

Speaker 1 Pretty lucky with

Speaker 1 who I got. Okay.

Speaker 1 That's good. The standard is.
Our StarPoint guard is just committed to Marquette. Oh.
Yep. So she'll be going there after next year.

Speaker 3 You guys start putting jerseys behind you like Coach Cal and his basement of guys that go to the NBA.

Speaker 1 We're looking to beef it up. We're looking to beef it up.

Speaker 1 See if we can get our, you know, BC's fighting for us on Twitter. I did.
I got in a fight with a

Speaker 1 girls high school, Michigan Girls High School beat reporter because they were saying that

Speaker 1 Tony's team ran up the score.

Speaker 3 Did you run up the score?

Speaker 1 We did not. No, we were fair to win.
And it was against a rival. Correct.
So that should not count.

Speaker 3 It's like that picture of Kobe Bryant and his team that he coached where they got beat one year by like a few points and then the next year they came back and won 100 to 9 or something.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah.
I mean, we play all the kids.

Speaker 3 You got that mamba mentality.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and we just play hard. I said empty the tank is what I tell them.
Empty the tank.

Speaker 1 Against a rival, you should not complain about running up the score. And we play the right way.

Speaker 1 Don't get it twisted, but yeah, there's a time and a place for

Speaker 1 being a dog. Do you guys press?

Speaker 1 Not too often. You should look at it.
I find that the press takes away from our offense, our energy and our

Speaker 1 decision. Focus on offense.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We don't do it a ton. What about,

Speaker 1 so how many years out are you? 10? This is going to be 10. I just looked.
It's like October of 13th. Right after that.
Yeah, it's going on 10 years, man. Crazy.

Speaker 1 Do you miss it?

Speaker 1 I miss the people. I miss stuff like like this,

Speaker 1 doing this kind of thing. You can do this anytime you do.
Radio shows.

Speaker 1 I miss the guys in the locker room. I don't miss the fame or the money or anything like that.
That stuff kind of felt. You had a lot of that.
That's behind me. Yeah.
A lot of what? Fame.

Speaker 1 Well, when we got to Detroit, it was. How's

Speaker 1 Calvin? You are. I mean, you were a hometown hero when you were on the line.
Yeah. Denver, Denver was nasty.

Speaker 1 Had a lot of fun, a lot of success.

Speaker 1 And then we got here and, you know, it was a struggle being at home and a totally different feel so wait is that a is that a thing that you could definitely notice like we always hear about it you know like hometown guys playing for their teams is that way more pressure yeah uh a lot more family a lot more logistical things you don't have to worry about uh getting pulled in every which way people asking you to do stuff uh when you go to the west coast in denver from here you know i didn't really have any distractions yeah it was just kind of rage did you play with uh with jake plumber oh yeah yep he was our starting quarterback my my rookie year jake is awesome jake the the snake i actually just saw him uh i don't know several months ago at a card show yeah what a dog

Speaker 1 jake on the show yeah go to his mushroom slip bc uh jake's jake's phone phone number yeah and he's the best him and rod smith two of the all-time all-time dudes yeah you gotta get rod smith on when you're out west have you been to his mushroom farm i have not it's great yeah it's fantastic i believe it yeah it was interesting uh playing playing with jake and and cutler was obviously the first round pick with me that year just two totally different humans.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Pretty interesting. You played for McDaniels, too, right?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah. So you played with Tebow?

Speaker 1 How'd you like that? Yeah. Let's talk about McDaniels.

Speaker 3 What happened between you two?

Speaker 1 There's a whole history there. Do you think he's going to ask you to ask Brandon Marshall that question? Do you think that he has the same view on Josh as I do?

Speaker 3 I think he probably has the same view on Josh as a lot of people do.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 not a fan.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 What about Tebow, though?

Speaker 1 No, I just missed him.

Speaker 1 Because he got choosed. Josh traded Tony.
Myself and B. Marsh demanded to get out of there.
Yeah. He traded Jay right when he got the job, basically.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Pretty much cleaned house on a really high-caliber offense.

Speaker 3 He implemented the Patriot way, though.

Speaker 1 It's crazy. Yep.
Yep. Brought guys in.

Speaker 1 Wait, so were you on the Broncos team that started 6-0 that year? Were his first year? Yep. And Kyle Orton, yeah,

Speaker 1 the best. What a dog.
I love Kyle Orton. What a dog.
You put a petty whitey guy.

Speaker 1 You put me onto Kyle Orton's Instagram, which I don't want to blow up because I think it is private, but he's let me in, and it's just exactly what you expected. A lot of big fish.

Speaker 1 Just fishing pictures. It's all fishing.
It's all he does. I love it.
His daughter's a great equestrian athlete.

Speaker 1 Love Kyle Orton, man. It's the best.
What year is that? Kyle Orton's story. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 So we would go out and party, you know, downtown, and he was one of the only guys that lived in Cherry Creek, which is between the facility and downtown Denver.

Speaker 1 Most of us all live by the facility, right? Well, he was a little, he's a red wine guy, a little high, you know. So he stayed close to downtown.

Speaker 1 Well, every every time we came home, you know, when the bars let out, we would find our way to Orton's house and just give his windows hell or his front door, and then we'd scatter and he'd come out whitey-tidy

Speaker 1 looking, looking for us. And man, next day in the facility, oh, someone's knocking on my doors, my windows at 3 a.m.
last night.

Speaker 1 Man, it went on and on. Like,

Speaker 1 talk about a good dude. Uh, Brandon Stokely, yes, uh, was in that circle with Orton, me, and Stoke.
Man, what a dude. Matt Prater was there.

Speaker 1 He's still going. You're 17.
Yeah. You want to talk about a dude? Matt Prater is a dude.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Which is rare for a kicker because you're not a fan of kickers. No, not a fan.
Dorks. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Huge dork. Tony always texts whenever a kicker misses a kick.
He's like, fucking kicker.

Speaker 3 He's like a ninja.

Speaker 1 It can't be that hard.

Speaker 1 Not a dork. Not a dork.

Speaker 3 So, what year was that, 2010, when the Broncos started 6-0?

Speaker 1 Must have been 6-7, 8, 9.

Speaker 3 Okay, 2009. It'll warm your heart to know there's a bar in Austin.
I think it's called The Mean-Eyed Cat. And when you go to the bathroom, there's like markers and you like right on the wall.

Speaker 3 There's a giant

Speaker 3 message on the bathroom. I forget.
Maybe it's over the sink. It says, never forget the 2009 Denver Broncos started 6-0.

Speaker 1 And didn't make the playoffs.

Speaker 1 Well, they didn't include that.

Speaker 3 They just want to remember that.

Speaker 3 That was a great time for Broncos fans.

Speaker 1 We had a game at Cincinnati where we hit on four goes. A The ball gets tipped.
Brandon Stokely catches it and kind of just lollygags into the end zone to go up.

Speaker 1 They put out the safe team at the end. I'm free safety.
Oh, and I'm a Hail Mary player. I like Gronk.
And what happens? Interception. Carson Palmer.

Speaker 1 You think that ball, that ball is yes, that ball is front and center. You have a pick? I got a pick.
That's awesome. Did you return it? You go look at the ball card.
It's on there.

Speaker 1 Did you try to run it back? I did. And Brian Dawkins sideswiped me.

Speaker 1 Brian Dawkins was having none of it.

Speaker 1 What a mean guy.

Speaker 1 Ballhawk, though. Ballhawk.

Speaker 3 So have you played in only one down on defense?

Speaker 1 No, I was in all throughout my years as a free safety on the prevent. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 End of game, end-of-half situations. That's pretty sick, though.

Speaker 3 You ended your career with having a ball. I got the ball, a bunch of touchdowns and interceptions.

Speaker 1 Yep. One pick I got.
Love it. How many touchdowns? I don't know.
Was it like 20? I don't know. 23.
The best. 23.
The best was the Tampa one with the sword, one of the greatest touchdown celebrations.

Speaker 1 Back when it was like celebrations weren't happening that often. You did the sword.
Yeah. Yeah.
So myself and Nate Burleson, man, we used to clown in practice. It just got us through practice.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 We'd celebrate everything.

Speaker 1 Five-yard hitches, we'd celebrate.

Speaker 1 We'd point up to the cameras, dance to the cameras, all kinds of stuff. And it just kind of kept rolling.

Speaker 1 And really that year in 2011, it became our mantra, man. It was this like a screw everybody type of mentality.
Yeah. You know, the lions made it to the point.

Speaker 1 I'm going to say a different word there, but you can say,

Speaker 1 I'm a school district employee. It's crazy.
See, I got to get to that point where I don't know. There's a crossroads coming, you know? Right.
Where you can't swear because you're a district employee.

Speaker 1 So maybe you become a college coach. Yeah, something.
Something. But Western Michigan.

Speaker 1 Love where I'm at. But yeah,

Speaker 1 that team had a persona where it was, we're going to dance today type of mentality. And

Speaker 1 we had Sue on the other side getting 15 art penalties and And Bannon Bosch with his red contacts.

Speaker 1 It was kind of a wild team, man. Dom Riola, like, look out.
Oh, he's

Speaker 1 coming for your knees. It's just what a ball player.

Speaker 3 Because you played on one of the only Lions teams in recent memory to have real success. What's Detroit like when the team started?

Speaker 1 Oh, it was awesome, man. Alive, man.
We would go around and shake hands after games to the fans. It was what an experience, you know, coming from a kid.
You know, I was, I grew up here,

Speaker 1 you know, at the Silverdome, Barry Sanders, right? And then even with Barry, not a lot of winning, you know, so it was awesome. It was awesome to be part of that.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 I think we've, we've gotten the take on this from Jim Harbaugh's perspective. I don't know.
We never had Jim Schwartz on, right? No.

Speaker 1 So you were on that team, the Jim Schwartz, Jim Harbaugh, when they went nipple to nipple. Nipples.

Speaker 1 And Bob Lang broke it up. Yep, right next to you.
That's such a rate. Wiener to Wiener.

Speaker 3 It was like a, you pat me on on the back too hard, I'm gonna pat you on the back.

Speaker 1 Like a couple of peacocks out in the barnyard.

Speaker 1 So, what happened when you get back to the locker room was Jim Schwartz

Speaker 1 just riled up, riled up, and that's the type of coach you want to play for.

Speaker 1 A guy that will go toe-to-toe with the other head coach. I think of myself as when I coach, I have my team's back, loyal, and like, don't mess with my team.
And Jim Schwartz was that way.

Speaker 1 I really enjoyed playing for Jim.

Speaker 3 He your favorite coach?

Speaker 1 Shanny. I like Shannon.
Shannon bed. Shanny.
Shanny was team parties.

Speaker 1 It was a different time.

Speaker 1 I think my rookie year was the last year you were allowed alcohol on the plane.

Speaker 1 You'd get back from the game and there'd be 10 beers sitting on every seat.

Speaker 1 It was just a different time, man.

Speaker 1 Team parties, you know, when you made the team, the final roster, casino night at Shanahan's mansion. Like, just stuff like that.

Speaker 1 That just doesn't happen anymore with camera phones and everything else. Did Joshua Jales do like a pizza party? Nothing, man.
45 minutes late for every bus.

Speaker 1 we're not gonna go there come on

Speaker 1 I'm just getting over it come on sounds like you're over it

Speaker 3 give me one one Josh McDaniels story

Speaker 1 man I just I don't know if I could find one man it's do the do your job maybe is the worst just because that's a patriot mantra you know and then you know overnight you know you're a three-year vet on a team and overnight you've got do your job written on every wall and you know it's written on that other wall on the east coast that's one super bowl it just kind of

Speaker 1 awkward from the start.

Speaker 3 Yeah, so when the Lions hired Matt Patricia, we were like, oh no, I've seen this before.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, but success, right? I mean, they've had success. So,

Speaker 1 at the end of the day, like, you want to knock somebody, but they he had a lot of success.

Speaker 3 I'm convinced that Belichick just sends a lot of rings. He sends his assistants out to be head coaches at other teams just to fuck those programs up and then bring them back.

Speaker 1 He's that far ahead of the game. Yeah, yeah.
Do you ever think of that? Like, like Michael Jordan, was he, you know, the last dance? Was Michael Jordan in the moment thinking 10, 15 years ahead?

Speaker 1 Do you think that people are that smart and that?

Speaker 1 I think he was always thinking ahead with his shoes and stuff.

Speaker 1 Like the Nike brand and everything. Is Bill Belichick that? I wouldn't say I wouldn't put it past him.
Not Bill, yeah. No, I wouldn't put it past him.

Speaker 1 Would you, I'd have to imagine you see Dan Campbell, you're like, that's a guy I'd want to play for. Right.
Oh, my gosh. Are you kidding me? He's like just a former player, just knows the grind,

Speaker 1 knows what it takes.

Speaker 1 And I've been with him from day one. He's going to figure it out.
The guys are going to play for him. Right.
And they're starting to figure it out, man. The team plays hard.

Speaker 1 I was stupid and thought that he might be losing the team when they started one and six.

Speaker 1 But it's clear that he likes to. Well, remember when your boy

Speaker 1 locally, Mike Villeni on 97-1 was with dogging him. Yeah.
Wanted him out. Yeah.
And now, you know, it's.

Speaker 1 But Mike Villeni is, so he's a local Detroit radio guy, and he is so good at his rants that I'll tune in.

Speaker 1 And like, for, like, he'll be ranting about Michigan State, which I don't care about, and I'll watch it. That's the sign of someone who's good at their job.

Speaker 1 Tony put me out. He's like, you got to listen to this guy.
He would go after Harbaugh hard. Hard.
Hard.

Speaker 1 Just, you know, I grew up AM talk radio with my dad, and that's all I really listened to my whole life. So, yeah, Villani early on was, you know, and now

Speaker 1 he's realized it's kind of more calculated.

Speaker 3 But

Speaker 1 early on, he had some rants, didn't he? Yeah.

Speaker 1 He's a Michigan State guy.

Speaker 3 It's crazy because if you're a good sports talk radio host, you can always always smash the fire the head coach button. If you ever want to get ratings, just be the first person to turn on a guy.

Speaker 1 The phones will be lit up. How hot is it in here? It's hot.
It's hot.

Speaker 1 Are we going to take our shirts off?

Speaker 1 We've done that before. Are we going to get a shave?

Speaker 1 I went to the bathroom back there. There's 47 Bic razors on the ground.
Yeah. Like, what are we doing with the Bic razors? We're smooth.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 It's the smoothest podcast in North America. No cubes on the boys.

Speaker 1 We are going to put on the AC in a second. I had one last question for you.
Are you going to coach football at any point? good question you know what uh man

Speaker 1 starting to get the itch to be honest uh why didn't you when you got out i was just so tired of football man i was it was over like it was you know i just didn't want anything to do with it um but now that i'm into coaching and and really really enjoying competing again um at the high school level man i'm starting to get the itch i don't know what it what it would be but uh our school chelsea high school won a state championship a couple years ago uh with a new head coach who i've become pretty pretty good friends with josh lucas shout out josh lucas josh lucas what a dog what a dog

Speaker 1 uh dog dog yeah we're trying to start this quarterback club todd starkey over here my boys here

Speaker 1 shout out tod starkey we're just trying we're uh i'm into it man my daughter's dating a wide receiver dog shout out jimmy shikitano

Speaker 1 shout out uh jimmy shikitano shout out uh junior wide receiver

Speaker 1 daughter's boyfriend

Speaker 1 i like that like as a dad you're looking at a big year out of him you know yeah it's been fun like going to practices and watching these because you see stuff differently.

Speaker 3 Are you doing like the prom picture where you're standing next to him holding a loaded shotgun?

Speaker 1 No. See, I'm not.
I'm not that dude. I'm not that dad.
Because I experienced those dads. Yeah.
Nah. Nah.
Nah. You know what you should do?

Speaker 3 You should get your star coaching football coaching. The girls.
Do you guys have like a powder puff game? We do. Coach the powder puff team.
Yep.

Speaker 1 Wait, have they asked you, though? I'm sure they've asked you, like, hey, you want one of the coaches? Yeah, the girls ask a few questions here and there about, but they're their own.

Speaker 7 They have the boys' high schoolers coach the girls in the podcast.

Speaker 1 No, but no, I'm saying the football coach, has he asked you to come out? Not directly. He has not directly asked me.
So it's Josh Lucas. Yeah, so that's a mistake on his part.
Why don't you ask?

Speaker 1 We're going to put the pressure on. Tony's ready.
Just ask.

Speaker 1 It's actually unbelievable I haven't been asked. But

Speaker 1 that's a whole nother topic for another day.

Speaker 3 Coach Lucas, I'm asking my friend Tony Schuffler likes you as more than a friend. He likes you as a coach.
Do you like him?

Speaker 1 Check yes.

Speaker 1 Give Tony a call right um yeah so the answer long answer is i think i'm almost there to where i'm there i i want to get back into the game

Speaker 1 and dan campbell told you it's the greatest game it's the greatest team game um it has it all man it has it all and i don't regret anything man i just i really enjoy uh my time in the nfl um and meeting guys like you and and doing stuff like this like this This is unbelievable, man.

Speaker 1 That's what life's all about. Keep going.

Speaker 1 Day to day. Dude.
But

Speaker 1 why do you do that?

Speaker 1 Listen. Listen.
Now's the time. The one time

Speaker 1 really bad was when

Speaker 1 you got cut by the Lions and then you were still a couple teams poked around and you said you got picked up. I think it was actually in Washington, right? You got picked up by one of the

Speaker 1 assistants on the team from the airport and he was like driving you and was like, hey, I saw you versus Big Cat and Dave. And you're like, God damn it, I got to get out of here.

Speaker 1 I don't know how you remember that.

Speaker 1 I mean, mean, maybe laugh.

Speaker 1 At some point,

Speaker 1 there needs something needs to happen. We should do a reason.
There needs to be a sequel. Something

Speaker 1 you don't want that high-low offense. And we need Hank running the camera just like it was.
Yeah, on the edge of the one camera.

Speaker 1 I know Hank's all big time now, and he doesn't touch the cameras or anything. But

Speaker 1 we need to run it back. We need your kids to awkwardly come in at one point, shuffle them into the house, being like, daddy's getting his ass whooped by two bloggers.

Speaker 3 What's your strategy, Go Texan?

Speaker 1 you got to switch something up just more ball pressure i think okay um i let him high low me and i i just didn't pick a side uh-huh uh i think and we didn't need to do a fair set of rules to start the game's never how many timeouts are allowed unlimited

Speaker 1 there's a lot of things that need to be discussed beforehand and i don't know if dave would like to go down that road again it's very it's very

Speaker 3 sick and tired of talking about it's very funny like like big cat and dave keep running up the score on you bring it up spiking the football it was a two-on-one basketball game, and we barely won.

Speaker 1 And I had a big lead, as you'll read in the Wikipedia. If you go to my career, it's the last thing.

Speaker 3 Yeah, he, you know, Tony Shoveler had a big lead.

Speaker 1 Del Curry says it was one of the greatest shooting.

Speaker 1 It says expedition. I believe the word exhibition.

Speaker 3 I was actually reading that earlier. It does sound like something Trump would write about a basketball game that he did.

Speaker 1 Dave went in and wrote it.

Speaker 3 Yeah, let's see. It is.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 it's a thing that I'm, you know, how many times can you do PMT and talk about the same basketball game?

Speaker 1 I know it's

Speaker 1 a legendary video. Personally, Infinity.
I can do it infinity. There's a lot of quotes in there.
If you watch it again.

Speaker 1 It is a quintessential old barstool video. Dave's skinny.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I was skinnier than Dave. Skinny BC.

Speaker 1 People are like, oh, I missed that parcel. It's like, we literally just called you.
I was like, hey, we're in town. You want to do something?

Speaker 1 And we just showed up to your house and Hank had one camera. We just started playing two on one.

Speaker 1 Okay, we're early people. But if you're having a bad day, turn that on and watch Dave's jump shooting.

Speaker 3 On September 28th, 2013, Scheffler competed in a two-on-one basketball game versus Dave Portnoy and Daniel Big Cat Cats of Barcelona Sports.

Speaker 3 Despite Scheffler having a big lead the entire game, Portnoy's hot shooting earned the Barstow bloggers a comeback 11-10 victory. Famous NBA father, that's disrespectful.

Speaker 3 Famous NBA father, Del Curry, would later say it was the greatest shooting expedition he's ever seen.

Speaker 3 After the loss, an irate Scheffler refused to shake hands and was last seen punting the basketball into a dense forest.

Speaker 1 Facts. Facts.
There was a lot in between that I didn't agree with. That is my point of the business.
It wasn't that dense of a forest. Yes.
And

Speaker 1 yeah, we'll come up with something new. But it's always great to have you on.
Hey, man. You're the best.

Speaker 1 Yeah. We're to the point where it's

Speaker 1 soggy in this. Yeah, yeah.
Let's cut this. Tony, shout out to Scott.
I'm going to say Hall of Fame guest. Not Mount Rushmore, Hall of Fame, Hall of of Fame guest.

Speaker 1 Just separate subcategories. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
First ballot. Yeah, you're a first inductee to the Hall of Fame.
I'll say the first pallet. Yeah.
You don't deserve it. Okay, fine.
We'll take it back.

Speaker 1 All right, Tony Jeffly, you're the best. Sure as voice.

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Speaker 1 Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest general manager for the Buffalo Bills. It is Brandon Bean, not Billy Bean's brother, even though how often do you get that?

Speaker 6 You know, it's funny, it's been a while, but the other day somebody asked me that, yeah, and I was like, no, no, no, I thought I squashed that rumor a few years ago.

Speaker 1 I mean, but it's, you know, general manager, general manager, you'd be like, oh, those guys must know each other.

Speaker 6 Yeah, well, we were trying to figure out what there, because apparently he's not a GM anymore. Did he change roles or something?

Speaker 1 I don't, yeah, I i think he's something else with the ace he's like elevated where he has to do less work but still gets a set as long as he gets paid well yeah right right so we're here at bill's camp um i guess first question is how are we feeling from a gm perspective going into the season it must be is this a weird feeling when camp starts where you're like well i've done my job Now they got to play.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you know, it is. Well, the other part of it is you can't watch film.
Like you're always, once games start, you kind of start evaluating other players. All right, is this guy worth claiming?

Speaker 6 Is this guy worth swapping a player for? Like right now, there's no film, so you're just watching your 90 guys and you're really just there, you know, talking to the coaches.

Speaker 6 And then is this guy learning the playbook? Is this guy not? Do we need to swap him out? And, of course, injuries, you know, that kind of thing.

Speaker 6 But other than that, just kind of see how this team starts forming here.

Speaker 3 Yeah, I'd love to get your take on the running back discussion that's going on right now, where it seems like, I mean, it is the truth that the way that running backs are using the NFL compared to the salaries compared to when they drop off statistically, if you look from like a historical perspective, the way that they're kind of being underpaid right now kind of goes along with how the game is going right now.

Speaker 3 But at the same time, it's like if you're a running back, that sucks. It really sucks.
But from your perspective as a GM, how do you approach looking at the running back position?

Speaker 6 Well, you do have to be, I mean, you do have to be smart with your money. And if you're paying, in our case, Josh Allen,

Speaker 6 you know, there's only so much to go around. And it's such a passing league.
Yes, you would love to have some of these big, big name guys.

Speaker 6 And my last draft in Carolina, we had McCaffrey and he's making big bucks. But you look at what Christian can do.
He's a dual weapon. You can line him up in the backfield.
You can split him out.

Speaker 6 He's a return. He just brings so many different elements.
I think the backs that bring that true three-down versatility that you're going to use them as much throwing in the ball as you are handing.

Speaker 6 Those are the guys that are going to get paid, you know, probably going forward.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense.
So

Speaker 1 this is a dumb question when you put together the roster you know injuries happen but do you ever say to yourself what if we don't get injured because i say that to myself for all the teams i root for i'm like what if there are just no injuries this year i'll take that yeah do you ever

Speaker 6 trick yourself and say like well what if we just don't get injured well you you you like that because it gives it could potentially give you some assets at the end you know you're not having your depth has stayed there throughout camp and now you're not going to be able to keep you know if you feel you got four or five guys competing for that last couple spots, maybe you trade a guy for a sixth-round pick, fifth-round pick, something like that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. I would definitely, I wouldn't plan well for injuries.
No, you're just like, well, just don't get injured, guys.

Speaker 3 Our strategy would be hope.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. Like, we make the best roster possible and be like, turn injuries off.
We're good to go.

Speaker 1 Madden, Madden, no injuries, no penalties.

Speaker 3 Do you ever play Madden? Do you ever act as like a GM on Madden just to test things out?

Speaker 6 I don't do the GM, but my boys, they both do. I got two in college, and they they do all that stuff.
And I'm like, turn the penalties off, turn the injuries off, turn it all off.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 6 Because in here, I can't do that. So if we're going to be in fake world,

Speaker 6 let's do it that way.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I read that you were interim GM at one point in Carolina. That sounds like the best job ever.
What do you do as an interim general manager?

Speaker 6 I don't know. I still got my ass ripped.
So it was about three weeks in, so it didn't take long. But, you know, you're just, that was with Rivera.
You know, Marty Herney had been fired.

Speaker 6 We had 10 weeks left. We started one in five, I think.
And so you're just trying to, now you're working for the head coach. Now you're working with the head coach.

Speaker 6 And then you still now have these owner conversations after games that normally you're never in. I mean, that was the first time I got to Carolina in 1998.

Speaker 6 The first time I walked in Jerry Richardson's office was he had just fired Marty Herney, and he pulls me in there. And honestly, I thought he was about to tell me, you're getting fired too.

Speaker 6 But he's like, no, you're going to be the interim GM. So it was, it was kind of, it was a wild 10 weeks, but enjoyed it a lot.

Speaker 1 They probably won't let you do too much damage to a roster as an interim guy, right?

Speaker 6 I think I swapped a kicker out.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 6 we found out that

Speaker 1 some busy work. Yeah.

Speaker 6 But we actually found Mario Addison, who, who, who did well in the league, but the rosters are set. You're not able to do a lot.

Speaker 1 Is there a moment when you're getting ready for the draft where you're sitting in these war rooms, you're watching all this tape where you just have to tell everyone, like, hey, we're thinking too much about this?

Speaker 1 Like, how do you find that balance of watching too much tape, poring over every detail, and then also just saying, hey, guys, let's just, let's find the guy that we think fits the best here.

Speaker 6 Yeah, well, the way we kind of do it is we kind of set a deadline. So our board the Thursday before the draft is pretty much set.

Speaker 6 You know, at that point, there may be a few final conversations with ownership, with Sean. We may sit here and just say, and at that point, the board's really set.

Speaker 6 It's more, all right, if we were on the clock, we start doing the scenarios,

Speaker 6 but you start messing with your board. You know, the work, you've been working all fall.
I mean, we're already working on this next year's draft.

Speaker 6 If you don't know a week ahead what you're doing and how your board's ranked, you probably did something wrong along the way.

Speaker 3 Right. Do you watch draft day getting ready for it? That's what I would do.

Speaker 6 You know, it's funny. I had never seen that till a couple of years ago.
It was actually, it wasn't a, you know, for a Hollywood movie, it wasn't bad.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Was it at all a fair representation of what you do?

Speaker 6 I think there were some parts of it, but it was very, it was still Hollywood. Yeah.
You know, how he pulled that whole trade off and all that. You know, I can't say that happened.

Speaker 3 Do you do anything in talent evaluation, like calling, finding out how many guys went to this guy's birthday party?

Speaker 1 No, none of that.

Speaker 6 Haven't gone that far. Maybe I should.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 Another dumb thing that I would do as a GM, I'm wondering your take on this.

Speaker 1 Has there ever been a moment where one of your scouts stood on a table and was like, this is the guy, and you trusted him, and it ended up not being the guy?

Speaker 1 I would give him shit every single day for the rest of my life.

Speaker 6 Well, I've never actually had him stand on the table, but there's been some guys that have stood up and I will ask them, all right, so when we go down there and we turn the pick in, you know, if this guy's got something, are you going to walk down there with me and take the shit I'm going to take, you know, for drafting this guy, whether it's a guy who's had some shit in his background or, you know, he's a great player, but injuries, we're going to have to manage him.

Speaker 6 Or, yeah, this guy never caught a touchdown, never made a whole season healthy.

Speaker 6 There's a lot of different scenarios you got, you know, because you want scouts to be, you know, fired up about a guy that, you know, in their area, but same time, it's easy if you don't have to be the guy that's got to actually answer the question.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I would just be, I would go up to the scout every day and just whisper in his ear the guy's name and just like make his life torture. Probably not the best

Speaker 1 way to have like a team work together, but I wouldn't be able to forget it. It's like when someone gives me a bad gambling pick, and for, I would just, I bring it up constantly.

Speaker 6 There's a lot of ball busting, especially two, three years down the line. And it's both ways.
Maybe, you know, I take it too.

Speaker 6 Maybe I should have valued a guy higher that we didn't put on the board as high as they wanted. Yeah.
It's give and take. We have open for them.
They can rip me the same way I can rip them.

Speaker 1 What's your favorite pick?

Speaker 6 I mean, it'd be hard to go against 17. Yeah.

Speaker 3 We stood on the table for Josh Allen.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we did.

Speaker 1 Did you see draft Josh Allen before? Did you see the website?

Speaker 6 No, I did not.

Speaker 1 Okay. I did not.
I heard about it. Let's do that question again.
Did you see the website draft Josh Allen? Yes, I loved it. Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 And that was.

Speaker 6 That was probably the reason we took him.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's all we need. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Were you surprised at his progression? Because a lot of times you see, like, it's tough to become a more accurate passer after you get to the NFL.

Speaker 3 Like a lot of quarterbacks, it's like what you see in college as far as whether or not you have that accuracy. That's kind of what you're going to get.
And then Josh just kind of became a superstar.

Speaker 6 Josh was playing at Wyoming against some team.

Speaker 6 The thing that really bugged me was if you graded every throw that he did, if the guy dropped it, you know, we didn't count it again. We created our own percentage with him.

Speaker 6 Or listen, if two guys are barreling down on him, he got out of there and he threw the ball away, then we're not going to count that against him. That's actually a positive.

Speaker 6 So it's one of those things where ultimately we came up with our own percentage and

Speaker 6 that's how we compared his numbers. And again,

Speaker 6 same thing is there's a lot of things that we thought watching his game at Wyoming that we could get corrected.

Speaker 3 So what are the commanders going to give you back for the trade of Josh Allen that you were talking about earlier? Oh, Josh.

Speaker 4 Hey, how's it going? Josh is one thing to come in.

Speaker 1 No, I had a follow-up question. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 So, you found a way to make the Iowa game good.

Speaker 6 Yeah,

Speaker 1 there was a lot good in the Iowa game. Josh

Speaker 1 well, actually, early in the game, two guys come barreling.

Speaker 6 He steps up. Guys run a post pattern, wide open, and end zone, hits him off the chest.
I mean, he was

Speaker 1 playing with a lot of guys like us out there versus Iowa. Well, maybe like you.
Yeah. I got a good hand.
handball i would have thought you guys

Speaker 6 yeah oh my god tight spiral like that and it sticks to you like blue so yeah typical josh guys aren't making place sometimes he's gonna try to do a little too much that's that's where the interceptions happen later in that game yeah and his toughness i'm sure jumped off too because he got his ass kicked in some of those games he did that one i think they played oregon that year same thing yeah uh so it's again you it's you're evaluating a guy at wyoming a guy at oklahoma a guy at oklahoma state a guy at louisville i mean there was all over the map and whereas pro tape is much easier to evaluate versus all the guys that are playing with it, again, a smaller school like Wyoming.

Speaker 3 On his pro day, when he hit that cross-platform deep ball, were you like, fuck, why did he do that? Now everybody else knows?

Speaker 6 No, the throw that I was most mad at was in his bowl game because he had said, I was at the game at Air Force that he got hurt on a boneheaded play that I busted his balls about a few times, but because he called the play, not the coach.

Speaker 6 I was ripping the coach when I was there. But I thought I was hoping they would keep him out the rest of the season.

Speaker 6 Well, he comes back versus Central Michigan, and he actually almost threw the same pass against Denver here a couple of years ago, but he rips one.

Speaker 6 It was like a bang eight or something down the middle of the field, and it was just like a seed. And I wasn't at the game, but I'm watching it, and I'm going, Jesus, like, why are you doing this?

Speaker 6 Like, just sit out. You know, we like you.

Speaker 1 Yeah. You know what you're doing? You're going to make fun of you.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you're going to be okay.

Speaker 1 Yeah. When you first saw him in shorts, talk to me about that moment.

Speaker 3 Well, he was, the first time we met him was at senior bowl and he was actually he was he was like scared he was trying to impress us he wasn't the josh that that you guys have gotten to know he was he was a little uptight we busted his chops a little bit about yeah but he looked good he looked good on the hoof yeah very very good so uh i'm curious from a gm perspective because we've talked to a lot of different scouts about uh ohio state's practice facility and whether or not they actually have because we had a similar idea not too long ago um where they run the 40-yard dash their yard lines might be closer together than one yard, so their guys are faster.

Speaker 3 Do you get out? Do you measure with the tape measure every time you see somebody run a 40-yard dash?

Speaker 6 I'm worried more about their play speed anyway, to be honest with you. Yeah.
I mean,

Speaker 6 most of these guys that matter are running at the combine anyway.

Speaker 6 And again, if some guy, you see him run 4-3-8 there, but you're watching film and you're going, this guy's 4-5 all day long, like you're not changing their grade going, oh man, we got to move this guy up.

Speaker 1 Can you tell just by watching? Yeah. You can just,

Speaker 6 you put on the tape and you're like, yeah, that's that's not he's not 4-3 yeah we sit there and say this guy's game speed is you know 447 448 something like that

Speaker 6 you know we'll we still want to time him and see what it is see what it looks like and go back and watch it and make sure all right or or have him run it again but yeah now game speed matters the most um all right i have one last question this has been awesome you're a recurring guest this is your second time on brandon bean whether i'm hosting game day at my place or taking my talents to the tailgate boars head is my go-to for a spread that's as exciting as the game itself.

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Speaker 6 We don't, honestly, it's my biggest question. It's easy is, you know,

Speaker 6 if you're an underclassman,

Speaker 6 why'd you come out early? And

Speaker 6 if you're a senior, why'd you wait till a senior? Why didn't you come out early?

Speaker 1 So you're getting them both ways. You're trying to flip them both ways.
Yeah. Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 3 I like that. What about a meal you ever judge a guy on his meal

Speaker 6 um i can't i'm always watching if we eat but i've there's no button there was only one actually there was one of the quarterbacks um

Speaker 6 joe shane would know this that we had a meal with uh back in 2018 and we the way he cut his steak he it was kind of interesting like he he had his whole thing and it was like not fluid yeah it was uh it was very barbaric i went to uh st.

Speaker 1 elmos in 2015 and we sat in the peyton Manning room and I asked them what Andrew Luck orders and they said chicken. And it was that moment I knew he was going to retire early.
He did.

Speaker 1 I swear to God, that's a true story.

Speaker 3 Hank can attest to it.

Speaker 1 So that is big. If a guy's ordering chicken at a steakhouse, he's probably, you know,

Speaker 1 it's different. Yeah, it's just different.

Speaker 6 Well, we're not letting Josh order any chicken.

Speaker 1 No. No chicken.
No. Hell no.
No chicken. Well, Brandon, thanks so much.
Appreciate you listening to the show. Shout out your sons.
We're fans.

Speaker 1 They're the best. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's an anecdote about your son. Oh, yeah, give it to us, yeah, oh, yeah, give us a song.

Speaker 6 Yeah, my older one, he I you go in his room, and he's asleep, and you guys are like playing.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's scary, yeah, that's that means we're raising him more than you. Yeah, I know that's why it's right, it is scary.

Speaker 3 Our dumb takes are seeping into his brain,

Speaker 6 it's alarmed, like it comes on, and you guys are playing. I'm like, How did you turn it? He goes, No, it comes on.

Speaker 1 I have it played. I like that.
That's a ride or die, AWS.

Speaker 3 First thing in the morning, yeah. He's always busting my balls.

Speaker 6 Why aren't you ever on the show? Why are you on this show? Why are you on that show?

Speaker 3 It's honestly probably smart that you don't listen to us.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we would give you a business. That's why I worry about you raising him.
No, no, listen. He's going to be a terrible general manager.

Speaker 1 There's like a whole group of like young kids who we're going to be their idols. And that's a scary world for America.
That's a problem.

Speaker 6 There's a lot of things scary about America.

Speaker 1 That's a big one, though. We gotta, they're gonna be like, they're gonna do studies in 20 years.
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Speaker 1 Okay, it is Mount Rushmore time. We're pre-taping the three Mount Rushmores this week because we will be on the road, Barstool 20th anniversary in Boston on Wednesday.

Speaker 1 Jake is not attending, so he will, we had to do it. So that Jake can be a part of the Mount Rushmore because it is a tight race.

Speaker 2 So thanks guys for including me.

Speaker 11 Of course.

Speaker 1 I didn't want to miss the full week of shows. Yeah.
I didn't want to be involved. There's nothing worse, Jake.
I know.

Speaker 1 There's nothing worse.

Speaker 3 I don't like it.

Speaker 1 So I'm glad I'm a little bit involved. Okay.
So

Speaker 1 next up, we're going to do the Mount Rushmore of trilogies. Mount Rushmore of trilogies.
This was Henry's

Speaker 1 pick for Mount Rushmore. I like it.
Yeah, no, I do too.

Speaker 11 And fake enough, Hank and Max have the floor.

Speaker 1 Wait, what? This is Wednesday's show? show?

Speaker 1 Oh, never mind.

Speaker 1 This guy.

Speaker 1 So throwing us first?

Speaker 1 Big County PFT, James.

Speaker 1 They just went first.

Speaker 3 I know.

Speaker 11 I was not scrolling correctly.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 11 G. And I thought I would be like, and fitting enough, like, shut up, G.

Speaker 1 Before you speak. All right.

Speaker 1 Trilogies.

Speaker 1 This is going to be tough. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Should we go with that eight that I threw out there?

Speaker 3 Eight's pretty good.

Speaker 1 Okay, so it's a controversial pick because of what's happened since.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 3 separate the art from the artist. Right.

Speaker 1 And understand that these are maybe the three like pound for pound best albums out there. And everyone, still, those songs just go so, so hard.
It is Kanye West.

Speaker 1 College dropout, late registration, graduation.

Speaker 3 They call it the College Trilogy.

Speaker 1 Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 So, what's the official title?

Speaker 3 I call it College Trilogy.

Speaker 1 You can just put Kanye West and then put the three album names. It is, I mean, again,

Speaker 1 has said some things since, but if you put any of those songs on, it's instant class.

Speaker 3 College Dropout is maybe my favorite rap album of all time.

Speaker 4 It's just classics.

Speaker 1 That's a great pick. I didn't think you guys were going to go 1-1, but it's fantastic.
Did you have it?

Speaker 3 Alpha, C-12. Of course you had it.
Omega, Step.

Speaker 3 AKA, Step.

Speaker 3 Gangstas, walk.

Speaker 1 See, we just gonna talk. We know all the words.

Speaker 3 Ooh, hecky, no, that boy is.

Speaker 1 I should have missed it allowed, but good stuff, cousin. I disavow.
What? Kanye. This is popular.
Oh, that's early 2000s.

Speaker 3 We disavow Kanye as well in terms of his recent comments.

Speaker 1 It is.

Speaker 1 Sounds like you never listened to it.

Speaker 3 Probably not. Yeah.
OJ had some great seasons with the Bills. He ran for like

Speaker 1 2000. Henry was an artist, wasn't he? Does his art stand? No.

Speaker 3 No, because it sucked.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it wasn't that good.

Speaker 3 If he was like, if he was a fucking Rembrandt out there, Picasso, well, he probably would have just been an artist.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Don't you know that? That's a good pin. No, it's a great pick.

Speaker 1 Sure, it would be controversial, but that's fine. I think people,

Speaker 1 those albums played non-stop for those, like that 10-year stretch. It's crazy.
All right. Who's up next? We are.
Okay.

Speaker 11 We're going to go with the Dark Knight trilogy.

Speaker 1 Good pick. Good pick.
We had that too. Yeah.
Good pick. Good pick.

Speaker 1 Hank,

Speaker 1 Max.

Speaker 1 Uh-oh, they're texting each other.

Speaker 1 Why don't you just say it out loud? Oh, because you guys don't do the number system.

Speaker 3 I'd say the number system is better on the podcast than utter silence.

Speaker 1 Yeah, than just texting and waiting for a text back while he's sitting right there. All right, we're going to go Godfather.
Oh, God. Godfather 3.

Speaker 3 You took Godfather 3?

Speaker 1 Yeah, you know he fucked up.

Speaker 3 Hank knows he fucked up.

Speaker 1 You forgot about the Godfather 3. Don't let him do this.
Don't let him do this. No, Hank knows.
One and twos.

Speaker 1 Because one and two are so good. One and two are great.
The trilogy is great. They literally just say the Godfather 3 doesn't exist.

Speaker 1 They try to make it so it's not a trilogy.

Speaker 7 No, Hank, don't let him do it.

Speaker 1 No, Hank's right.

Speaker 3 This is like when I drafted Touchback as the best signal.

Speaker 1 You know immediately when the pick is a bad one.

Speaker 1 Hank, don't let him do it. No, he's honest.

Speaker 3 No, I respect what Hank's doing.

Speaker 1 Don't listen to Max. Max, we're being honest.

Speaker 3 That wasn't on my list simply because of Godfather 3.

Speaker 7 But the series in itself is an unreal trilogy.

Speaker 1 Correct. It's a movie trilogy.

Speaker 1 And they did.

Speaker 3 And it was bad. It was bad.

Speaker 1 Godfather 1 and 2 are if you ranked, if you looked at the best, it's the best sequel of all time.

Speaker 7 But it is a trilogy.

Speaker 1 The trilogy then sinks the whole trilogy.

Speaker 7 That is incorrect.

Speaker 1 No, it's a sequel. You look at the sound.
Just when they thought I was out. Just the entire body of 12.
It's literally the just.

Speaker 1 That's one of the most memorable moments of all time. True or false? What movie is that from?

Speaker 1 What movie is that from?

Speaker 1 What movie is that from? Twitter. No, no, no.
No, that's just your brain.

Speaker 1 When are you guys going to start calling it X? Yeah, because I get paid. When are you guys going to start calling it X? When are you going to start getting paid?

Speaker 1 When are you going to start calling it X? I'm not verified on that episode.

Speaker 3 Actually, guess what? I think that just when I thought I was out, the appointment back is probably more well known from the Sopranos quoting

Speaker 3 than it is from the

Speaker 1 mocking it. Max, true or false, people pretend Godfather 3 doesn't exist.
People also say that it is the greatest series of movies of all time. Sequel.

Speaker 1 Yes, the greatest series of movies of all time.

Speaker 3 You love anything in second place.

Speaker 1 That was crazy. Yeah, Godfather Park 3.
All right, Max, you say the next one.

Speaker 7 Do you disagree with me on this?

Speaker 1 I'm a little rattled.

Speaker 6 Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 1 Good pick. Good trilogy.
Good pick. Good pick.
Good pick.

Speaker 3 Godfather trilogy is going to look bad on the graphic.

Speaker 1 No, it's not. As a first pick.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 As a first pick.

Speaker 3 It's not like it's hiding in third place.

Speaker 1 God knows. No, he doesn't.
Exercise. He's literally doing the.

Speaker 1 Don't, don't. I think the Godfather looks good, though.

Speaker 7 Yes, The Godfather does look good.

Speaker 1 And just when you thought I was out, they pulled me back in. All-time classic.
What's it from?

Speaker 6 They hate it.

Speaker 1 Twitter. X.
Sopranos. They made me.

Speaker 7 They didn't like the Mike Breen double bang.

Speaker 1 They didn't like Titty Fucking Titan. And that was crazy.

Speaker 1 The Double Bang was. Was the Double Bang bang regular season, yeah, but it took that's that that was what I was disappointed in

Speaker 1 regular season, everyone. Max even said, he's like, we should have done LeBron Ray Allen 3, but that out of principal, even though I did pick LeBron, that was the worst.

Speaker 1 You don't have principal, you pick non, that was the worst non-paid, uh, non-boston team involved sporting event I've ever watched. I was on the floor like shaking,

Speaker 1 I was so mad, so sad.

Speaker 11 Okay, uh, Jake and Billy, uh, We are going to go with the original Star Wars trilogy.

Speaker 1 Okay. I've never seen it.

Speaker 3 Episode 6, 7.

Speaker 11 Nope.

Speaker 3 4, 5, 6. Is that what it's like?

Speaker 1 Six.

Speaker 2 I'm not a pop culture guy.

Speaker 1 I've never heard any of Constantine.

Speaker 3 I probably couldn't do four trilogies on here that I've seen.

Speaker 3 I've also not seen the Star Wars movies. I've seen, I think, most of the last one.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Episode 6. Is that what they call it?

Speaker 1 I've seen most of that. Turn of the Jedi.
I think I've said this on the show, but growing up, I had them on VHS, and they were the three longest movies that I owned.

Speaker 1 So whenever my parents would be like, you can watch a movie before bed,

Speaker 1 I always watch Star Wars. So I've seen those three movies

Speaker 1 hundreds of times. And episode one, which I thought was good until I got old.

Speaker 1 Phantom Menace. Side note, the show Blaze, they throw in random

Speaker 1 45-minute episodes. That fucks me up for that exact reason.
My son's like, one more. And I'll press play.
And I think it's 20 minutes. It's 45.
Yeah. Fucking brutal.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 PFT.

Speaker 3 I got some decisions. I said we go either two, three.

Speaker 1 Yep.

Speaker 1 Two. I like two.
We have two picks.

Speaker 1 You have two picks.

Speaker 3 Let's go Ollie Frazier.

Speaker 1 Ollie Frazier, the pinnacle of boxing trilogies, Ollie Frazier.

Speaker 1 What do you think about that?

Speaker 1 I like it. Okay.

Speaker 1 And now what do we go with our second one? You don't like, you don't, you don't. Okay.

Speaker 1 And he's got nothing for us. Ollie Frazier's a good pick, though.

Speaker 7 Good pick.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 3 I like seven, ten.

Speaker 1 Shut up.

Speaker 3 Or laugh. Four, seven, ten.

Speaker 1 I think we go seven. Okay.

Speaker 1 Toy Story trilogy. They just made a fourth.
There's a fourth. Bang.
Okay, so then we have to do another pick. Great.
Has it come out?

Speaker 11 Yeah, 2019. It was on our list originally.
Okay.

Speaker 1 You guys don't know Ball. Yeah, I haven't seen Toy Story 4.
I'm sorry. The first three were awesome.

Speaker 3 Two is fine.

Speaker 1 Three was really, really good. Yeah, they didn't let up.
It's kind of the reverse godfather. Four, actually, I saw four.
It was terrible. Didn't see it.
That's why it's.

Speaker 1 They shouldn't have been a good one. Many people say that they don't even count the fourth one.

Speaker 7 Short Story 4 has a 97% on round.

Speaker 1 No, I saw it. I didn't see the audience.
I mean, granted, it was like I was a fully grown adult, but it was not. Three was great.

Speaker 1 Four was fine, if not bad.

Speaker 7 Although every single animated movie has like a 98%.

Speaker 1 Yeah. All right, what do we do now, PFT?

Speaker 1 Shit, I didn't know they made a fourth.

Speaker 3 We can go 10.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's go 10. Say it.
Mighty Ducks. Mighty Ducks.
Triple.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Quack. Quack.
Quack.

Speaker 1 No. Yes, it is.
No. Quack.
They evolved it.

Speaker 1 No, three suck.

Speaker 1 Three, they go to the

Speaker 1 private school. Mighty Ducks 3 was worse than.
They won like the world championship and they have to go to high school and they suck. It made no sense.
No. They were young.

Speaker 1 They won the fucking under-14 world championship. That's what made it rock.

Speaker 3 It's like they're the best hockey players in the world, but that one school.

Speaker 1 School, yeah. Yeah.
You don't know ball. You don't know puck, Hank.
You're not a pucker. Godfather 3 is better than Muddy Ducks 3.
No. No.
Yeah. Look at those rotten nose.
Okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 Let's RT off.

Speaker 1 Let's not.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 We are going to go boxing with a boxing.

Speaker 11 It's our turn.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 Sorry, Jake doesn't know boxing either.

Speaker 1 It's Jake's pick. Okay.

Speaker 3 Is it Jake and Billy or or Jake and Max? Oh, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 Max, I don't think we have a fourth pick.

Speaker 1 This is your category, Hank. You picked this.
I just thought it was you who recommended this last week, too.

Speaker 3 Mike's been pushing trilogies on us for months.

Speaker 1 I like it. I don't know.
I guess I didn't. I didn't think anyone was going to pick Star Wars because nobody fuckers have watched it.

Speaker 11 All right, our next pick is going to be Back to the Future.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 The same movie three times. three of them

Speaker 11 three times back to the future is an incredible trilogy i actually just saw the broadway show in new york last month it's brand new highly recommend okay okay yeah doc brown

Speaker 1 back to the future yeah

Speaker 4 the delorean yes

Speaker 1 This is great because we're basically just talking about a bunch of things that we haven't consumed.

Speaker 1 I was writing

Speaker 1 that I could consume. I saw the first one.

Speaker 1 I think I saw the second one.

Speaker 1 I definitely didn't see the third one.

Speaker 3 I like how people just always watch them all once when they do Photoshops of the day that they come back in time to. And you can just make that any day.

Speaker 1 I think the Sports Center does that a lot. Yeah.
The Target. Right now.

Speaker 1 Hank, two picks, but you might not have two. We're going to go.
I mean, the one Max just sent me is.

Speaker 3 So, wait, you only came up with a trilogy of trilogies?

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 Should we do three rounds in honor of trilogies?

Speaker 1 No, yes, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 Mount Trashmore.

Speaker 1 Mount Trishmore.

Speaker 1 I think it's the greatest sporting documentary, or one of my top, top five, top three.

Speaker 1 I have to think. I mean, I said that was a little bit.
It was this pick. It's not number one, but it's the best boxing documentary I've ever seen, Gaddy Ward.
Okay. But it was actually a trilogy.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, I thought you were saying the documentary. No, no, but if you watch it, it's on HBO.

Speaker 1 If you haven't watched it, you should. It's about the Gaddy Ward trilogy.
It's not it's on our list. Head body, head body.

Speaker 1 Not you, not you, not you. Not me, yeah.
Yeah, we had it on our list. But it's truly like these guys were fighting, and they were basically killing each other for 11 rounds straight.
It's great.

Speaker 1 It's the craziest boxing I've ever witnessed.

Speaker 1 No, no, the Gaddy Ward fights.

Speaker 3 Hank is just thinking about the fights through the lens of this one documentary that he likes.

Speaker 1 Watch the documentary tonight. You'll be ready to run through a brick wall.

Speaker 3 I might just watch the fights.

Speaker 1 That kidney shot

Speaker 1 where we're going here. Oh, worried about her.
Oh, you got it. You got this.
Cook.

Speaker 1 This is titty fucking all over again.

Speaker 2 I just don't think it makes any sense.

Speaker 1 Nah, you cook.

Speaker 7 The Holy Trinity?

Speaker 1 Father, Son, Holy Spirit?

Speaker 1 What is that?

Speaker 1 They all exist concurrently, right?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 7 yeah, I don't know if that's.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no, it does.

Speaker 1 You guys did the College Trinity. We did the Holy Trinity.

Speaker 7 So I saw the College Trinity, and I was like, could I just go Father Trinity?

Speaker 1 Kanye West, that's called the College Trinity.

Speaker 1 We are chosen the Holy Trinity. Do they all happen at the same time?

Speaker 1 I sent the definition of what Trinity is. How about the

Speaker 1 trilogy?

Speaker 3 How about the trilogy of Philadelphia Eagles' NFC Championship losses in a row? Ooh. In the mid-2000s.
That would have been a good one, too.

Speaker 1 A grouper series of three related things. Okay.

Speaker 1 Father, Son, Holy Spirit. That's a good pick.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 Fuck yeah.

Speaker 3 Great scramble pick by Max.

Speaker 1 You heard the word Trinity and you're like, let's go. Yeah.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 3 World Wars. Just wait.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 11 Our final pick is going to be Spider-Man. Toby Maguire Spider-Man movies.

Speaker 1 Okay. Ooh.

Speaker 3 The upside-down kiss?

Speaker 11 Yeah, the upside-down kiss. And then when,

Speaker 11 what's his, I forget his name, but James Franco's character, he turns into a bad guy.

Speaker 1 He's canceled.

Speaker 3 Have you seen the Broadway play?

Speaker 4 I did.

Speaker 4 I think someone.

Speaker 3 Do you highly recommend? No. I mean, it's not.
Someone like died, right?

Speaker 1 I I think so. Yeah.
Wild.

Speaker 3 Wow. It was like a

Speaker 1 by web.

Speaker 3 It was like the WWE fall into the turnbuckle thing.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 11 So those are that's a great trilogy.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Great Trinity.

Speaker 3 All right. Last pick.

Speaker 1 What should we do, PFT?

Speaker 3 We go the last one on our list. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 Also, I think that's too old.

Speaker 3 Four, five, six, then.

Speaker 1 That's three. That's a trilogy of numbers.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Man, I don't know what we pick.

Speaker 3 We have so many.

Speaker 1 What do you guys want us to pick?

Speaker 1 Four, five, six, you pick.

Speaker 1 Five.

Speaker 3 No, you fucked up. Okay.

Speaker 1 Let me see what five is. They were going to say it either way, Hank.
No. Pitch perfect.

Speaker 1 It's a great. That's great.
And it can be. Are you serious?

Speaker 1 What are you going to say about pitch perfect?

Speaker 3 He's mad about my text that I just sent.

Speaker 1 No, no, I'm not. That's fine.
We're good.

Speaker 1 What do you say about Pitch Perfect? I've seen all three. Your guys' logic is so.
You can't get as mad as we did about The Godfather and then pick like shitty fucking

Speaker 1 two and three were terrible. No, they weren't.
Pitch Perfect 1. Which one was the German?

Speaker 3 Yeah, they went overseas.

Speaker 1 Which one was the German? I don't even know. Which one was the German? I think I've seen three.
I haven't even seen three. That movie was good.
I don't know which one it was. It was such a letdown.

Speaker 1 All right. Pitch Perfect 1, fantastic.
So

Speaker 3 I haven't seen the third one, but the first two were good.

Speaker 1 Misses. I thought we were gonna do it.
I thought you were gonna go Jay-Z Blueprint or Bird Magic Finals. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 I was gonna go with the second three-peat of the Bulls.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Although it was like six.

Speaker 1 Sixes. It's not really a trilogy.
No, it's like Star Wars. Like, there's six Star Wars, but he picked the first trilogy.
You picked

Speaker 1 the first or six. The second is more of like...
And MJ didn't do

Speaker 1 six-peat? Yeah, but he was putting his,

Speaker 1 when he won, he he would be like five, six. Like, he wasn't saying one, two, three again.
But it's a three-peat. Right.
Therefore.

Speaker 1 A trilogy would have been if they won another three-peat.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 1 A trilogy of three-peats. Yeah.

Speaker 3 A trilogy of trilogies.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Austin Powers, good. Yeah, I don't.
You can't pick that.

Speaker 1 If that was the case, then we would have been able to pick Toy Story.

Speaker 1 No. It was 4-5-6.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 they haven't come out with.

Speaker 1 But when they won the fourth, that was the fourth.

Speaker 1 It was the first of the second three. But it was the fourth.
It was the first of the second. But it was the fourth.

Speaker 7 So could you just say like the first three movies of Harry Potter?

Speaker 1 Well, under Hank's rules, yeah.

Speaker 1 And Jake Star Wars rules don't count. Yeah.
Jake Star Wars isn't a pick.

Speaker 3 I got another good one.

Speaker 1 Jake picked a trilogy of a series of movies where there's eight.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that. I'm not a Star Wars guy.

Speaker 1 They have eight? There's eight Star Wars. So you just Googled it and picked it? But there were like that and memes of something.

Speaker 3 something there were like 25 years in between them there was a lot of years in between

Speaker 1 two what about

Speaker 1 that's not time is rough the same guy

Speaker 1 was it the same actors in the stars george lucas but was the same actors yeah mark hammels in them okay

Speaker 1 um we missed out on a couple matrix right that was matrix sucks yeah cars was matrix sucks no again pitch perfect matrix one fantastic two three terrible cars was the other one but cars two was weird

Speaker 3 Of the three pitching changes that the Astros used in the World Series to throw the combined no-hitter.

Speaker 1 Damn, we should have done that. Yeah.
Fuck.

Speaker 1 Bad Boys.

Speaker 1 Any others? Naked Gun.

Speaker 3 Naked Gun.

Speaker 11 Bad News Bears, the original one.

Speaker 1 Bad News Bears. There's three of those? I had no idea there were three of those.
There's the original one.

Speaker 11 There's the one where they go to the Astrodome, and then I think they go to Japan.

Speaker 1 Hangover.

Speaker 1 That sounds like a damage. Hangover

Speaker 1 wouldn't have been a bad pitch.

Speaker 3 The Blade trilogy.

Speaker 1 The Hangover movies were actually all pretty funny. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I mean, it was the same thing, but it was like they did a good job with.

Speaker 11 That's one of those where the first is such a classic.

Speaker 1 It's like tough to play. I like the pirates.

Speaker 1 Pirates are Canadian Slap. Transformers, but they're good.
Revenge. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Actually, were there four pirates?

Speaker 1 I think there's a bunch of pirates. I think there were four pirates.

Speaker 1 I think what we learned here is trilogy's low-key suck. Yeah.
Like, I think we just learned that because that was a struggle to get that.

Speaker 3 Except for the Father, Son, Holy Ghost.

Speaker 1 Shout out God. Shout out God.
And Kanye. I have a lot to watch.

Speaker 1 You're not going to watch any of this. This is going to be a real holy war for this.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. We've kind of boxed ourselves in.

Speaker 3 Kanye versus God.

Speaker 1 Okay. Good Mount Rushwarm.

Speaker 1 Actually, no, not a Good Mount Rushwarm.

Speaker 1 I tried. Okay,

Speaker 1 let's wrap up the show with some FAQs.

Speaker 1 It is weird being back in New York.

Speaker 1 Don't miss it.

Speaker 3 I was walking around my neighborhood today. I was walking around the West Village, and I was like, you know, this place is pretty cool.
I could see myself living here. I really enjoyed it.

Speaker 3 You know, once you step away from it for a while, you come back. But then I got into Midtown.
I was like, New York sucks ass.

Speaker 1 We also...

Speaker 1 Coming back here is weird because I got a peek into our old studio, and

Speaker 1 everyone probably isn't surprised to hear this, but Billy has completely trashed it and taken it over.

Speaker 3 That's interesting because I was talking to Billy yesterday and he said, okay, I got to get going because I need to clean up the studio before you guys get back. So it sounds like he didn't do that.

Speaker 1 No. No, no, no, no.
I peeked in.

Speaker 1 He put a piece of paper on the door that said Billy's office.

Speaker 1 I ripped that off at a principal. And then I looked in and it was like, I thought I was a hoarder.
It's been like three weeks.

Speaker 3 So I talked to Billy about it a little bit because

Speaker 3 I wasn't mad. I was disappointed.
And he said that every other studio that just wanted to throw something out threw it into our studio.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right.

Speaker 1 That's the best lie ever.

Speaker 3 Well, I, Big Cat, you'll never believe this, but it was everybody's fault except for Billy's.

Speaker 1 I was in there today with Billy and someone else who is helping with

Speaker 1 designing our new office. We were talking about things that we're going to bring and things we should

Speaker 1 get into our new studio. My file cabinet needs to go.

Speaker 1 It needs to be brought. Why? Because you lost your key and you have cash in there? No, I have like all old phones and sh a bunch of shit I just didn't want to throw out.

Speaker 3 Your burners?

Speaker 1 Do you lose your keys? No. Oh.
Why? I was just. No, I have.
Why don't you just bring the phones?

Speaker 1 I didn't want to do the act of cleaning out my file cabinet, so I said, just bring the whole file cabinet. And then when I bring it to Chicago, I'll never open it again.
But I know it's safe.

Speaker 1 So we're in there earlier. There's nothing in there of value, actually.
And I was talking about how messy it was. And I think I said to Billy,

Speaker 1 like, you clean this,

Speaker 1 as in, like, he will, you have to clean this and he thought i said

Speaker 1 oh you clean this and he's like yeah i did thank you and i was like wait wait wait wait this is this is after you clean he's like yeah yeah i cleaned it up earlier and i was like

Speaker 1 billy this is this is disgusting like this is the worst that it ever was oh man that was a funny

Speaker 3 and so i was giving him shit about it and he was like well no it's not actually anything that i put in here or didn't clean out like just like probably overnight everybody else just trashed it oh and i was like what's that on the ground he's like oh oh, yeah, I had a little spill.

Speaker 3 It was like half the room covered in dust.

Speaker 1 He has, oh, officer, no, this isn't my weed. I was holding it for a friend.

Speaker 3 Yeah, Billy's holding everybody else's shit.

Speaker 1 He asked me to bring it from one place to another. That's not mine.

Speaker 3 All the protein powder, pre-workout, and aquarium equipment actually belongs to Out and About.

Speaker 1 Actually, Joey might.

Speaker 3 Joey, yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 FAQs.

Speaker 1 At what point during PMT did you guys realize you guys would be doing this for the rest of your life? Ooh. Was it a certain interview or just how many listeners you had?

Speaker 3 Right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah, wait.

Speaker 3 We're going to do this till we die. Well, yeah, because we're going to die from Legionnaire's disease.
That's true.

Speaker 1 So today.

Speaker 3 I just, I knew after like

Speaker 3 a month

Speaker 3 when I got recognized at a dentist's office in Austin, Texas. And I'd purposely tried to keep my face like off all cameras.

Speaker 3 But when I got recognized there, I was like, this might be more wide-reaching.

Speaker 1 yeah I thought if somebody is that into the show that they can pick up on that yeah I I think it was probably fall of 2016 when I was like oh shit this is like a rocket ship that we're front seat for this rules I had like a great three months when I thought we were getting a TV show on ESPN I was like this is gonna be everything oh and then when it got canceled I was like that was fun oh I gotta tell you guys this.

Speaker 1 I was at Stu Finder's house today. He never told us this story.
It's fucking insane.

Speaker 1 When we went to Stu Finer's house, I think it was right around when we were like the summer before the Barstool Van talk.

Speaker 1 And I actually remember a little bit of what he was saying: that you and I, PFT, went off to a bench to talk. I think we maybe had a phone call or something, right?

Speaker 1 So he kind of knew what was going on, but we couldn't tell him everything. He said that when we were there, a hawk came and picked up a squirrel.

Speaker 1 And after we left, the hawk dropped the dead squirrel on the bench we were sitting on and his wife said whatever those guys were talking about it's not gonna work out i was like stupid you fucking tell us that's wild wild

Speaker 1 he just didn't tell us this story it's been like six years it has nothing to do with us or espn the reason it was canceled with sam ponder no oh all yeah it's all weather on the bridge now sam we're great friends it was a hawk it was the hawk's fault but isn't that crazy he just didn't tell us he's like well if i told you what would you have done i was like we wouldn't have done the show That's a bad omen.

Speaker 1 Really bad.

Speaker 1 And he said his wife's a witch.

Speaker 1 I know, he might have said bitch.

Speaker 1 Okay, go ahead. No, Sandy's the best, absolute best host in the world.
Whatever happened to Jilly Football?

Speaker 3 Thanks, Mr. Billy.
I hear from her every now and again. Yeah.
Yeah. She's still around.

Speaker 1 Jillie Football was great.

Speaker 1 She didn't fully get.

Speaker 1 She was a great woman to have a

Speaker 1 podcast.

Speaker 1 Very sweet. She was great.
Very sad. Not as great.
But she was so. And I like the idea.

Speaker 1 We should run back the idea.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I would actually be an older person.

Speaker 1 I think we should, ideally, it would rule if next summer we got like

Speaker 1 a 60 to 70 year old retired Chicago union worker. That'd be great.
That would be awesome.

Speaker 1 You just had like a guy's guy.

Speaker 3 Or like a seven.

Speaker 3 maybe like a 90 year old uh rich widow

Speaker 3 and then we become her best friends.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 She gets in her will. Well, no, she'll still probably just give it all to the dog.

Speaker 3 And we get in the will. Then we take her dog, too.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But yeah, wouldn't that be cool if we just had like a real

Speaker 1 guy who didn't even know what the internet was? Yeah, it'd be awesome.

Speaker 3 I always thought that having like an older person that doesn't understand podcasts, just to be like the grandparent of the podcast, would be a good idea. Yeah, so Jillie did a good job at that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, she did.

Speaker 1 She presented our darling, Jake. She did, yeah.
All right, so Jake, when you get to this point, because you listen to every show before it even comes out, you pervert.

Speaker 1 He does. He does go to the Dropbox.
Shout out, Jake. He works very hard because he writes the blogs for us.

Speaker 1 Set a reminder for

Speaker 1 right after the national championship game, March Madness. Hire

Speaker 1 old dude. Old person, yeah.

Speaker 1 We did a woman, so let's try to do a dude.

Speaker 3 Best candidate.

Speaker 1 The best candidate available. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Hey, PMT crew plus second place max. Ooh.

Speaker 3 This felt unnecessary.

Speaker 1 Also necessary. Is the new office going to be ready in time for football season? And are we getting a video tour of the office? Good question.
Yes, we are. So here are the dates.

Speaker 1 We are getting a video tour. We are definitely getting a video tour.
It will not be ready for football season. It will be ready for football season.
Just football season goes a long time, Hank.

Speaker 1 It will be, so everyone, we appreciate, by the way, everyone who's bared with us for this weird summer where we were traveling, moving, all that stuff.

Speaker 1 Everyone, we didn't get many complaints about, you know, being remote, which I appreciate because it was a crazy summer.

Speaker 3 There's a lot of shit that happened in the last four months.

Speaker 1 Right.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 the

Speaker 1 goal, and I think I do believe this, the first part of my take in the new studio will be the Sunday of week three.

Speaker 1 The Sunday of week three will be our first part of my take in the new studio.

Speaker 3 I'm so mad that you said that. No, no, no.

Speaker 1 That's like a month. No, it doesn't sound that bad.
No, it really doesn't.

Speaker 1 It's September 23rd or whatever it is.

Speaker 1 And then what I've been told, so

Speaker 1 working, like we'll start working out of it after week three. What I've been told is that October 13th will be the official,

Speaker 1 all the floors are swept, everything's done.

Speaker 1 I think September 23rd to October 13th, we will be in there, but it will be kind of a slower migration to get everyone in there because they're finishing up some of the other podcast studios.

Speaker 1 But that's, listen, week three,

Speaker 1 we barely got our feet wet. So just deal with it until week three.
But we're going to be here.

Speaker 3 And the the video tour of the studio, that should come out probably pretty soon. So if you haven't seen it come out yet, ask Max, what's the deal? He's working on editing it.

Speaker 3 You're not going to do it with me.

Speaker 1 But yeah, that was... I liked the idea of a video tour.
I think that person doesn't understand that this office.

Speaker 1 We didn't put... We didn't build a 40,000 square foot office for us to just play around and not put it on video.

Speaker 3 That would be so funny.

Speaker 1 You will see a video tour basically every single day.

Speaker 3 It would be so funny if we had the full court basketball, the golf simulator, all that stuff baked in, and then we never used it.

Speaker 3 It was just

Speaker 3 to do during breaks.

Speaker 1 You will see it all the time. It's going to be awesome.
Let me with this one.

Speaker 1 What's the worst segment idea that was ever brought up for the show, and who thought of it? First boob.

Speaker 1 Ooh.

Speaker 3 And I don't know who thought of that one.

Speaker 1 I think that was. I think that was that bad.

Speaker 3 I think, well, we did it one time.

Speaker 1 You asked Ice Cube, and it was awkward. Yeah, that was probably a bad person to ask.

Speaker 3 Should we bring back First Boob?

Speaker 1 I'm down.

Speaker 3 Okay, Hank, what's your first boob? In a movie. Airplane.
Oh, yeah. That's a good one because it's rated PG.

Speaker 3 They didn't have an R rating back then for it.

Speaker 1 I want to say mine was Caitlinset, but I think it actually was Braveheart.

Speaker 3 Mine's Braveheart. Yeah, I think it's great.
I think we've talked about this before. Yeah, Braveheart just came out of nowhere.

Speaker 1 I watched He Got Game with My Grandparents.

Speaker 1 Great stuff. That was something.
All-timer. That was something.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Axe, what was your first boob?

Speaker 8 Titanic.

Speaker 3 Nice. Memes? Nice.

Speaker 1 Euro trip? Oh,

Speaker 1 see, it's not a bad question. We talked about it with trilogies, how I would always watch Star Wars.
It was the longest movie I had. The only movie I had.

Speaker 1 Oh, I had Titanic, and then I had like a DVD of the Swordfish movie. Oh.
And there were boobs in that. It was proofs.
I also want to say one of the worst things.

Speaker 1 Boobs. Terrible movie.
Starship Troopers.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that had a lot of boobs in it. 97.

Speaker 1 A lot of shower boobs. Sounds about like one of...
That was one of.

Speaker 1 Starship Troopers, Wild Things.

Speaker 3 Good movie.

Speaker 1 That had some boobs.

Speaker 3 I think Braveheart was like 94, 95.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And it was two VHSs.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Which is crazy. I convinced myself that I saw boobs in Forrest Gump, but they don't show them.
But I would like to pause the VHS and be like, look, that's a boob.

Speaker 8 Side boob for sure in Forrest Gump.

Speaker 3 Yeah, side boob.

Speaker 3 Maybe some under boob.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 3 What are some other bad segments that we've done?

Speaker 3 I don't know. Can we do an Island Boys segment?

Speaker 1 That was fire. Or fuck boys.
Rush more of guests?

Speaker 1 Yes. Very bad.

Speaker 1 Very bad idea.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I think. Sound off in the comments.
I'm sure there's ones we're forgetting.

Speaker 1 Some that people don't like.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Great show, boys.

Speaker 1 Here's the new...

Speaker 1 Check it out. I saw it.
New lottery ball machine. Pretty sick.
I love it. Yeah.
Pretty sick. So it's the.
It's a picture you're showing. It's a picture I'm showing.
It's the height of a

Speaker 3 5'3 woman. It's a normal height.

Speaker 1 Normal height.

Speaker 3 One last thing, Max. James Harden, fined $100,000 by the NBA.
They did an investigation.

Speaker 1 We're selling wine to the 14-year-olds?

Speaker 3 They did an investigation into whether James Harden said the things that he was on camera saying.

Speaker 3 They came to the conclusion that he did say all those things about Daryl Morey, so they fined him $100K. What are your thoughts on that, Max?

Speaker 8 Not enough.

Speaker 3 Find him more. More.

Speaker 7 Get him out of here. Kick him off the tour.

Speaker 1 Kick him off the tour.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Andy Staples on Friday. College football preview.
Get excited. Week zero coming up.

Speaker 1 Let's see. Oh, and also watch the Barstool 20th anniversary

Speaker 1 live stream Wednesday night. Pop punk.
I got a Tux.

Speaker 1 I'm going to look good. Are you going to look good?

Speaker 1 I have an idea for an outfit that I have not executed yet, so there's a chance I look terrible. Okay.
That's a little teaser.

Speaker 3 I'm excited about getting the band.

Speaker 1 I'm doing a DIY outfit. Ooh.
That's going to be bad. But it could be cool.

Speaker 1 I'll tell you one thing. In my head, when I thought of it, I was like, I'm going to

Speaker 1 crush. Okay.

Speaker 1 Have I done it yet? No. No.
Am I going to do it right before the show? Yes. If it works out, do I have a backup? No.

Speaker 3 Oh, Hank, I just saw the thing that you were talking about. Stephen A.
Smith reported that Lonzo Ball has trouble sitting.

Speaker 1 But then

Speaker 1 Lonzo Ball video of him sitting, of him sitting and standing

Speaker 3 with one leg. Yeah.
So he's great at sitting.

Speaker 1 It was kind of sad, though, that clip of him a couple days ago where he's like, yeah, the Bulls basically built a team around me to unlock everything and can't play.

Speaker 1 Cool, cool.

Speaker 1 He can sit. This guy's one and stand.

Speaker 3 He's doing it on one leg, too.

Speaker 1 Sit and stand. His house looks sick.

Speaker 1 All right, numbers: 69. Memes, you ever gotten this?

Speaker 6 I have not.

Speaker 1 Max is going to hit the machine now. Oh, oh, machine, old school.
Old school.

Speaker 3 Can we trust him?

Speaker 1 All right, what are your guys' guesses?

Speaker 3 99. I'm going to go with one.

Speaker 5 17.

Speaker 1 All right, Max, whenever you're ready.

Speaker 1 Can you see me? Oh, see you.

Speaker 1 What's your guess, guess, Max?

Speaker 1 You're on input 11.

Speaker 1 I mean, just electric. It's also broken.
Billy broke it.

Speaker 1 Okay. Just pick one out there with your hand.

Speaker 3 He's struggling.

Speaker 1 I mean, these lottery balls don't count. We should just wait for the new lottery ball.

Speaker 1 No,

Speaker 3 Hank makes a good point. The lotto balls out of this machine should not count for anything.
We start all over again.

Speaker 1 He's saying it's broken. No, I agree.
No, it's a point. slate.
Great point.

Speaker 1 Great point. No, I know, but people like to guess.
It's this thing we do at the end of the show. People like to guess.
It's worse than preseason. Why can't people guess?

Speaker 1 It's preseason for the new machine. It's not, yeah.
This could be the biggest win

Speaker 1 in preseason lottery ball history. I don't even.

Speaker 1 Max, do you have it? I might hold out.

Speaker 1 He's struggling. He might not know that you have to plug it in.
He seriously thinks it's broken.

Speaker 3 Oh, wait.

Speaker 1 What is the number?

Speaker 1 It hasn't been drawn yet. He's standing next to the machine, the balls are going

Speaker 1 38.

Speaker 3 Ah, okay, all right, love you guys.

Speaker 1 Uh, Barcelona could have been all avoided if Steve Fighter's wife had told us about the homtery on a little batch that we talked on.

Speaker 1 Shy it away,

Speaker 1 I've been coming for your love, okay

Speaker 1 Shy it away

Speaker 1 Oh, I'll be coming for your love, okay

Speaker 1 Needless to say

Speaker 1 I'm upset in

Speaker 1 But I'll be somewhere in a way

Speaker 1 Slowly learning that life is okay

Speaker 1 Say up to me

Speaker 9 It's so better to be safe than sorry Say up to me

Speaker 1 It's so better to be safe than sorry

Speaker 9 Things let me say

Speaker 9 Just to play my memories away

Speaker 9 You're all the things I've got to remember Be a shy and oy

Speaker 9 I'll be coming for you anyway

Speaker 9 Be a shy and away

Speaker 9 I'll be coming for you anyway

Speaker 9 me

Speaker 9 up,

Speaker 9 drink on me,

Speaker 9 I'll give you come

Speaker 9 on me,

Speaker 9 drink on me, take

Speaker 9 me

Speaker 9 up,

Speaker 9 drink on me, I'll

Speaker 9 be

Speaker 9 you

Speaker 9 a fairy,