Long Time Friend Tony Scheffler, Bills GM Brandon Beane, Mt Rushmore Of Trilogies And Listener FAQ's

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One of our favorite old-time recurring guests. Real AWLs know Tony Scheffler has been a friend of the program since the very beginning.
We had a great time talking with him. And then we also have GM for the Buffalo Bills, Brandon Bean.
Very good time with him as son's a big AWL So shout out him for getting us Brandon Bean on the show Recurring guest Recurring guest, we have had him on as well We are going to do the Mount Rushmore Of trilogies And it was a doozy Hank's baby, Hank has been pressing for this one For a while so hopefully he steps it up And has a great round of trilogy. I mean, no one else fucking suggests anything.
We should maybe for this a little early in the show to be using profanity for this Mount Rushmore. We should maybe do a fourth option on the voting of like we all eight of those lost.
I'm down with them two wins, two points. But we we have we're going to talk some ball.
We got some who's are sorry. hot seat cool throne and FAQs.
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Okay, let's go. Now in the street there is violence and a lot of work to be done.

No place to hang out or wash in.

And I can't blame all on the sun.

Oh, no.

We're gonna rock down to electric avenue.

And then we'll take it higher.

Oh, we're gonna rock down to electric avenue. It part of my take.
There's something about Marshall Sports. Get higher.
Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, August 23rd, and the Washington Commanders have had the biggest win in preseason history.
We did it. We did it, Joe.
We stopped the streak. Unbelievable.
It was actually a very entertaining Monday night game. It was.
I don't know if you guys watched it all through the end. It was awesome.
It's just good to win one in D.C. Some people were being haters saying like, oh, you guys are acting like you won the Super Bowl.
It's a preseason game. It doesn't mean anything.
Listen, this was not just a preseason game for the Commanders. This was a release.
This was released as the first home game

since Dan Snyder's no longer the owner.

Brand new regime, brand new team,

brand new quarterback, Sam Howell.

It was good. It was good.
Everything kind of

fell in line, and

the team played well, and yeah, people

have been making a big stink about the Ravens streak.

We did. I even bet on the

Ravens just because it's like, okay, we're

going to keep betting on the Ravens until they lose. It's a a good investment It was a magical night for everybody in D.C.
Josh Harris might have had a tough look in the booth That would be putting it mildly Well no Listen They brought him into the booth They interviewed him And Joe Buck stuck his hand out Right in front of Josh Harris' face What is Joe Buck doing?? Stay on your side. Stay on your side, Joe Buck.
He was in Josh Harris's face. He's being polite.
Oh, and now we're going to drag the guy through the mud because he's friendly? I'm sorry. Well, the guy that just displaced Satan is going to get a pretty long leash in my book.
No one's dragging him through the mud. It was a cringy, weird moment by a billionaire who I believe that all billionaires are weird, that you don't get to a billionaire without being a little weird.
Yeah. And it was also Josh Harris's reaction afterwards when he realized I fucked up.
He puts his hands on his hips. Troy Aikman is doing everything in his body to not burst out laughing in Josh Harris's face.
I mean, a hilarious, hilarious clip. But yes, you're right.
Perspective. If the worst thing you could say about Josh Harris is he doesn't know how to read social cues and he's weird and he's cringy and he mistook a handshake for just a gesture that's a good day it is it's on Joe Buck Joe Buck stuck his hand right in his chest and what was Josh Joe Buck was in the zone he was in the zone but Joe you got Joe stay on your side of the booth.
That was entrapment. I'm going to support Josh Harris no matter what through all this.
But, yeah, I mean, if the biggest problem that we have is that now our owner is too friendly with the media. It was so cringeworthy.
He's shaking all the hands, kissing all the babies. Listen, I'm going to ride or die with him.
So, whatever. Whatever.
We've all made mistakes. I watched it so many times.
I can't stop. Pull it up for me, Hank.
I want to watch it again. Jahan Dotson said afterwards, I feel like we just had the biggest preseason win in history.
Yeah. And I'm watching it again real quick.
It's a fact. And he put the hands on the hips.
Hands on the hips afterwards. Hands on the hips is just a bad look in general.
Played it off. Played it cool.
It was just a limp handshake, too. Oh, no.
He, like, tagged his fingers. What was Joe Buck's hand doing there?

He was doing his job.

He was asking for it.

He was broadcasting.

Joe should apologize.

Was provocation?

Yes.

Did you see what Joe Buck was wearing?

He had those short little sleeves on.

He was looking for a handshake.

It's like if a guy, if a billionaire that makes his business closing deals left and right

sees a hand in front of his face, it's your fault for putting it there.

Are you a little worried that maybe the reaction to a preseason win was a little much? I mean, it was cool because outside of the fact that I also bet on the Ravens, it was cool because it is new owner, feels like the vibes are back in D.C., but Joey Sly doing the L. Yeah.
Johan Dotson saying it's the biggest win in preseason history. Did one of your receivers one of your receivers get turf toe? Terry McLaurin might have gone.
Yeah. One of our receivers.
That's important. Don't know yet.
I'm waiting for all the facts to come out. I feel like preseason wins don't matter.
It's really just everyone. Check your body.
Make sure that you're still alive. Well, Terry got injured, but it wasn't it wasn't like we were keeping our starters in to win the game.
So it's not like we played the starters because we were on a mission to win. It was like, yeah, we're going to try to win the game just with Jake Fromm in the game.
And Jake Fromm came up big. In the first half, I think you guys had all your starters in against the second and third team Ravens team.
I can't comment on that. All I was thinking about was the Ravens backups.
I see Josh Johnson out there, and I'm like, I want Josh to find his forever home. He's a very good boy.
He's such a good boy. Somebody just take him in for life.
The scene was great, and it was very funny because afterwards, like, with Joey Sly doing the L and everything, I would imagine getting into the locker room after, and they're, like, going crazy. And then someone's like, wait, it's preseason.
Well, it's just, it was fun to win one. Yeah.
It was about way more than this game. You're practicing winning.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you got to do a dress-up rehearsal for, you know, before you do the rehearsal dinner and everything.
You got to walk through the wedding. You got to walk and see how you can win.
Yeah, and as Bruce Allen, our former GM, said, we're very good at winning off the field. We've been consistently winning off the field.
Yeah. Now it's time to turn it to on the field.
On the field. But, yeah, it was about much more than that one game in particular.
And just seeing the crowd be into a football game. It was cool.
Even if a preseason game we haven't had that it feels like since rg3's rookie season yeah that was the last time fedex raljohn maryland was bumping so listen i'm just i'm happy to see it magic johnson was happy to see it he was from his yacht i'm so i'm so excited about this year getting magic johnson commander's tweets after every single monday it's gonna yeah maybe I hope it's even later than that. I hope it's Wednesday.
Magic Johnson. Say what you will about Magic Johnson.
He's got AIDS. No, he vacations better than anyone in the world.
He does. I think he's been on a yacht for three months straight.
Yeah, that dude is constantly on a boat. He's having the best time ever.
Yeah, he actually is your, like if you had a dream board, an Etsy dream board, it'd just be Magic Johnson on a boat pictures. He knows how to do it.
Or just get nominated to the Supreme Court. We are doing- He doesn't have AIDS anymore, by the way.
Big Magic Johnson. What has he ever done? Pretty ironic name that he has.
That clip pops in my head of Donald Sterling at least once a month. You know how your brain is riddled by the internet? We've all been poisoned and you just have random things pop in your head.
Why is that? I don't know, but I can't change who I am. It just happens.
Can you put it in here, Max? Can you put the clip in? Big Magic Johnson. What has he done? He's a business person.
He's got AIDS. Yeah, he put it in.
All right, other things. Sort of magic.
Yeah, other things. We're not watching Hard Knocks tonight.
Should we say what happened? Yeah, Aaron Rodgers hugged a few guys. The offensive line still looks bad.
Nathaniel Hackett said something funny. The defensive coordinator D-line coach guy with a beard screamed at somebody.
Yeah, offensive line, they definitely focused on that. Aaron Rodgers not super happy about it.
Got to get the guys ready. Got to get the guys together.
They won their preseason game? They lost. They lost.
They lost their preseason games. What happened? Zach Wilson looked good, though.
Zach Wilson looked good. He looked great.
So maybe a little speech after by Salah. Maybe like Zach Wilson and Aaron Rodgers bonding, and then Zach Wilson playing good.
Yeah. So I'm going back and looking at what Aaron Rodgers said about Zach Wilson, and I'm thinking to myself, you know, he said, like, I'm going to be here for the next couple years, then hopefully turn it over to Zach for the next 15, 20 years.

That's a great run of quarterbacks.

I think Aaron was being sarcastic when he said that.

He might have been.

I think he was laying the praise on a little bit thick and having a big joke on everybody,

being like, yeah.

Oh, he's a funny guy.

He is.

Aaron Rodgers is a very funny guy.

Zach Wilson.

Selfless.

Quarterback of the future, hopefully.

I think he was taking a dig, but by being super polite to Zach Wilson. Zach will not know that I'm making fun of him because I'm being so obviously over the top because he truly believes that he will be the quarterback for the next 15.
But that doesn't matter. Even if he's trolling, Zach Wilson takes it as real.
That's real encouragement. That's how good of a guy Aaron Rodgers is.
That's true, or how dumb Zach Wilson is.

By the way, watch the PMTV on Thursday, Ghost Hunting.

I am now, what started as a bit, I'm now rooting for Aaron Rodgers.

All right, so just to be clear, the ghost telling you to bet on Aaron Rodgers,

that's not a bit.

No, that was real.

Okay, that one's the real part.

It's real money that I bet.

I've bet a lot of money on bets.

Listen.

If I win a ghost bet

and a ghost tells me to bet something

and I win it, is that not one of the greatest stories

ever? It's a pretty good story.

It's a pretty good story.

You got to at least take the first pick the ghost

gives. I would watch

Hard Knocks if every week O's the Mentalist

was on it with a different team. They should just do

I'll see you next time. good story so i you gotta you gotta at least take the first pick the ghost gives so i would watch hard knocks if every week always the mentalist was on it yeah with a different team they should just do hard knocks always the mentalist guys flipping out um all right other stories no it's o's so you literally came on the show no yeah you're thinking dr oz um max do you have anything to say about jalen hurts insisting that his teammates place the blame on him for the Super Bowl loss? An Eagles staff member told Jalen Hurts, bro, you're a big reason we got here and you're a big reason we're going to get back and we're going to finish this thing.
Hurts made direct eye contact and said, you're fucking right. But he told everyone, he's like, I'm the reason.
Leader. You mean everyone.
Leader. Okay.
Leader of men. Don't you think it would have been smarter to be like, it was actually the grass? No.
No, that's a guy just taking accountability. He's a better man than me.
I'll let him take control. I'll be the one giving him excuses.
Yeah, that's right. You did.
Do you want to take accountability for laughing at us, for laughing at Jerome Bettis Rams? Fuck off. Okay.
I mean, you didn't apologize for when you said that you were doing your victory laps over the greatest calls. Well, that was because people didn't respect Jim Ross.
Yeah, sometimes you're wrong in the booth, and I was wrong in the booth. Fine.
Okay, I accept your apology. That wasn't an apology.
Jalen Hurts, yeah, he's demanding people tell him that he was the reason they lost. I mean, you'd rather have it be that way than the other way.
Agreed. But he was not the reason they lost.
Yeah, he was not. Defense not getting a sack.
That fumble that he had was pretty bad. It was.
It was a very bad fumble. Colin Coward also left him and A.J.
Brown off the top ten list, and that is all the Philly. In terms of quarterback-wide receiver combos? Yeah.
I like it. That's Coward's game, man.
You got to understand Coward's game is he will take one combo.

He loves doing these combo things.

We talked about the one with the Bills where he had Josh Allen and McDermott ranked like the eighth best coach and quarterback combo.

He'll pick one person randomly and then just either leave them off

or put them insultingly low just so that people like Max will be like,

fuck you, Cole.

I fucking hate Cole Coward.

We should start taking top five quarterbacks in the league right now. Sam Howell.
Josh Allen. Sam Howell.
No, Josh Allen. Joe Burrow.
Joe Burrow. Jalen Hurts.
Trevor Lawrence. Justin Herbert.
Justin Herbert. That's our five.
Yep. That's our five right there.
Print it. Put it out there there Those are our top five quarterbacks in the NFL right now

It's genius

Just put it on a graphic

Hey, by the way, memes

What did we miss?

I know you're on a performance improvement plan right now, memes, through us

Just want to make a note

We requested that you issue a formal statement from part of my take

Regarding the Yankees and our vote of confidence in Aaron Boone

And how the Yankees should extend Aaron Boone

Didn't see that one come across social media, memes Did Jake get to you? Did Jake got you? No, I'll take full accountability on it, even though our graphics guy was in the room. Okay, so, oh.
Oh, wow. That was fucked up.
Nice. That was fucked.
All right, so we need both those graphics. We need the top five quarterbacks, and then we need us giving a vote of confidence to the Yankees.
Unfortunately, our graphics guy has got a pretty full plate whipping up photoshops of bryce young in isis and uh sam howell in the taliban and cj stroud as the proud boys i actually got some a lot of awls i love you guys they sent me a lot of other recommendations for names for quarterback fan clubs joe burrow the joth keepers okay pretty good uh the well-regulated Wilisha for Will Levis. Okay.
The Pertifiles for Brock Purdy. I like that.
For Cousins, Westboro Baptist Kirks. Okay.
They play the Jags. He can get a hold of a sign that says God hates Jags.
Yep. The Desbians.
I forget. Oh, that's for Desmond Ritter And Patrick Mahamas

Patrick Mahamas

Okay we'll work on that

So Shane's going to get to those before he does

Memes' Photoshop

Last thing I had

Well I had two last things before we get to Hot Seed Cool Throne

Do you guys have Trayvon Diggs on your Hot Seed Cool Throne?

I did not

Okay so we should probably talk about it right now

Trayvon Diggs

Unfortunately Trayvon Diggs now Twitter X

This is the first time I was going to be able to do this. throne do you guys have Trayvon Diggs on your hot sequel throne I did not okay so we should probably talk about it right now Trayvon Diggs unfortunately Trayvon Diggs now Twitter x he doesn't realize he could still they see the likes and uh still up he liked no it's not still up he likes a I'll just describe it it is a woman naked with a very large strap on.
Okay. And it says.
Sex positive. Like equals you'd suck it.
Yeah. Why is he on the hot seat? No, he's not.
All right. This is a topic.
All right. So wait.
It's a naked woman wearing a strap on. Yes.
Large strap. Like if you'd suck it.
And he like. Trayvon Diggs.
Well, you watch tape like I do. Trayvon Diggs loves to bite on fakes.
That's true. He's got to suck it now.
Yeah, we've seen the old 22. He's got to suck it.
He's got to suck it. That's kind of what he's known for.
Maybe it was one of those things where the picture wasn't enlarged. No.
Like he could only see. He could only see like.
He could see the whole thing. No, but that's what the picture enlar enlarged i'm saying maybe he scrolled it on his feed talk about the nipples he just saw the nipples sucking the nipples like if you'd suck it yeah okay and then you open to expand it's good you should be his lawyer yeah smart yeah you'd be a much better lawyer than chiefsaholics lawyer i have him on my head okay yeah we'll get to that we'll get to him and then the the last thing is there's another story about people yelling at golfers while they're trying to golf.
Jon Rahm came out and said that there were people yelling in his backswing for bets and everything. Why doesn't golf just – everyone should get to yell all the time.
Golf, for some reason, it gets the same rules as tennis where you're not allowed to scream while the point's going on. Right.
Let them concentrate. Any other sport, you can yell.
And I also... Although Max did call that one guy a clown.
Yeah. That guy is a clown for yelling during a birdie putt.
Yeah, no, we're not talking about Max. It's Jon Rahm.
For Jon Rahm, if it's anyone besides Max, feel free to yell. I also...
It just always irks me whenever... It's like this new fad that professional athletes are like, this gambling thing is going to be a problem with fans.

First of all, fans were betting before, just so you know.

And second, if you like the TV deals, you should like gambling.

Sorry about your parlay.

Yeah, I mean, it's kind of a – if you're happy that the TV deals are getting astronomical

and the cap keeps going up, gambling has a part of that.

Yeah, let me ask you.

What do you think is a bigger culprit for people screaming out at inappropriate times

or yelling inappropriate things?

Would you say it's gambling or would you say it's drinking?

It's probably drinking.

Probably drinking.

But we're not talking about getting rid of drinking.

We're not talking about that, yes.

Yeah, that's a good point.

We love drinking and gambling.

Yes.

Let us just do both.

It's the best.

Yeah.

Let us just enjoy ourselves.

Responsibly. Responsibly.
Drinking and gambling. Right.
But I like them both. Yes.
Let us just do both. It's the best.
Yeah. Let us just enjoy ourselves.
Responsibly. Responsibly.
Drinking and gambling. Right.
But I like them both. Yes.
And I like to do them all the time. I really am.
I don't really, the drinking, the gambling part. Gambling is awesome.
Yeah. Yeah.
It is fun. Oh, and I had one dudes rocked that I just wanted to share with you guys.
There's a guy named Pug Winkler. So already dudes rock.
dudes rock pug winkler has a home in nevada with 2 000 collegiate helmets on display ultimate dudes rock i'm gonna go out on a limb and say probably not married um we'll have to find out but he uh he he wait all right so the story he needs to find a buyer for the las vegas property he's called home for 23 years to the tune of 1.15 million and perhaps he can score a touchdown by passing it to another football diehard oh he's he's including these he said he got into collecting by accident and uh he's got 50 years nearly 2 000 collegiate football helmets later winkler's priceless collection has outgrown his 6,000 square. This guy rocks so hard.
He literally has a home that can't keep his helmets. I'm looking at the pictures right now.
And he says, I have no wife to answer to. Yeah, no shit.
I kind of want to buy this house. Yeah.
Wait, but do they come with it? Yes. This house is awesome.
He wants 1.5 million. That is a bargain.
Oh, man. rock Fuck Pug Winkler too How do you get the name Pug? That's a great name He's gotta be short We should have a Pug Gotta be short like an O-line coach Who should we call Pug? Evan could be Pug Evan could be Pug Yeah We might have Evan Pug.
One more thing. Unfortunately, this might be the last episode of Part of My Take with everybody in this room still alive.
You guys tease this, and I'm very, very... Oh, yeah.
So Big Cat, myself, and Hank, we're all staying in a hotel. We're in New York right now, back at the old office, and they put us in a hotel right around the corner.
It's a very nice hotel. I won't say the name of it.
I got into my room last night. First thing I did, it was pretty late.
Got off my flight and to the hotel at about 1 a.m. I just went immediately to the bathroom to brush my teeth because it was a business trip.
It's like brush your teeth, go to sleep. That's all you're going to do tonight.
Maybe jack off. Anyways, I go to brush my teeth and I walk out to the living room and there's a letter that's sitting on the desk In the living room of Or the main area of my hotel room It's from the New York Department of Health It says this hotel Has been experiencing an outbreak Of Legionnaires disease I had that note I didn't read it Yeah so I read it I don't think I had it You guys are in suites I'm just in a regular room I'm in a very standard room I think they just don't care about it normal size it.
I don't think I had it. It said it listed all the- You guys are in suites.
I'm just in a regular room. I wasn't in a suite.
I'm in a very standard room. I think they just don't care about it.
A perfectly normal size room. You know what? I tipped my housekeeper last time I stayed at that hotel.
They probably remembered that. Hank, you probably didn't tip him.
I have never stayed here before in my life. Don't get the notice.
So it says all the things that you're not supposed to do. One of the things is don't brush your teeth.
Hey, what? It says don't take a shower. Oh, didn't it said it says if you're going to take a shower both twice because the mist from the water the steam when you inhale it that's when you get the disease it says instead fill up a bucket with water and then stand in the shower and pour it over your head oh my god yeah so i did like a bucket shower this morning did it you followed the rules i don't i don't know what Legionnaire's disease is.
I don't want to get it. Man.
You might look like, it's kind of like a troop thing, right? So Hank's going to die. Is it contagious? Well, it's also in the AC units.
Fuck. It's like 10% fatal.
I blasted the AC. I brushed my teeth twice, and I took two showers.
Two showers? Last night and today. I saw Kate.
Yesterday. I saw Kate earlier today, and she goes, goes yeah i didn't know that it had that until afterwards but i took two 30 minute long hot showers at least she's not pregnant lesionaire disease people get sick when they breathe in small droplets of water accidentally swallow water containing legionella into the lungs uh-oh yeah it doesn't sound good from person to first saw it, I was like, sick.
We're all going to get jacked up. This is like a military disease that you get.
Maybe lose a lot of body weight. Get some six packs.
Most people, many people exposed to the bacteria don't develop symptoms. Okay.
Eh. We're fine.
Apparently, it's one of those diseases that's like almost entirely gone from planet Earth. I think there's like for our hotel.
20,000 cases in the United States each year. And we might get some of Jesus.
I did. I did the Hollywood workout today.
I went to my old gym and sauna did not even go into the gym. Did sauna steam hot tub shower.
Yeah. If you sweat, that counts as a workout.
Best. As long as your body gets into sweat mode you're burning calories yeah i felt great coming out all right uh let's do hot seat cool throne and then we'll get to our great interviews hot seat cool throne is brought to you by our friends at coors light our favorite beer in the world everyone thinks about the day they'll get to retire and enjoy the freedom that comes with it but who says we have to wait decades before we get to kick back and chill out take advantage of that free will and spend the summer chilling like a retiree and pair those moments with Coors Light the beer that's made to chill it's the beer that's made to chill pair as well with the retired state of mind the mountains on the bottles and cans even turn blue when your beer is cold so you know when it's time to grab another perfect for all your summer plans or lack thereof no judgment hereFT, what's your favorite thing about Coors Light? My favorite thing is Blue Mountains.
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What a pairing. Hank, hot seat, cool throne.
Hot seat is Scooter Braun. Uh-oh.
What happened? He got dropped by Biebs. He got dropped by Ariana Grande.
He got dropped by Adina Mazel, the frozen woman. Yeah, you nailed that one.
I honestly only know her through the commercials, like the Geico commercial. Let it go.
Yeah. Idina.
Idina. Idina Menzel.
Idina Menzel. Okay.
So why is he getting dropped? I don't know. Like all at once? All these people dropped? Yeah.
I mean, obviously. Sounds like collusion.
He had the beef with Taylor. I was doing a little bit of article before I.
You were doing a little article? A little article. A little bit of reading an article.
He took a small hit of words. Don't hurt yourself, Hank.
And it sounds like he might just be switching up his role in the company, but the Swifties will have you think that all of his big-name clients are dropping him. And I believe him.
I've got a question. That's what I believe.
I did an article and realized he might just be getting out of the representative business. I am a Swifty.
I respect Taylor Swift. I want to say that on record for all the Swifties out there.
I'm a Swift Booth veteran. Is Taylor Swift kind of a terrorist? She might be kind of a terrorist.
It feels like she's got... I'll tell you what.
She is either a cult leader or a terrorist, and she's very good at doing both, whichever one it is. So anything that she does, I'm on her side for the record.
I want none of the smoke from the Swifties. No, we're going to clip everything.
She is a Swift terrorist. Did you see the video of her? Nobody has done a better job of making millions and millions of dollars and still getting her fans to pretend that she's a victim than she has.
She's very good at it and a great singer, great songwriter. Did you see the video of her at LBI? Yeah.
That was the most insane thing.

Yeah.

They shut down the entire street.

Yeah.

Just because she was going out to dinner.

Now, does she weaponize social media?

Because we've been accused of that.

I didn't say that.

I didn't say that.

I never said that.

So then she's fine.

She is a terrorist, but she's very good.

She's like the best terrorist to ever exist.

Yeah.

Do you think Taylor Swift could successfully have a coup of the government?

Yeah, for sure.

I actually do too.

Imagine if there were a million Swifties,

like a million 25-year-old girls storming the Capitol.

Yeah.

I mean, it's like 15 to 40.

And it's guys too.

And arrows.

Yeah. Oh, Belichick loves her.
You would even have, yeah, it would be a situation where like, if you had the, if she did a coup and the US Army was like, uh-oh, what are we going to do? You know, there's a guy, there's a general who's about to enact, you know, martial order on the Swifties. And then his daughter's like, dad, don't do that.
I love Taylor Swift. He's like, okay.
Yeah. Yeah.
It'd be so easy. All she would have to do is just accuse Joe Biden of being mean or falling asleep.
Why are you so mean to me, Joe? And then her fan base would be like, honestly, Biden is toxic. Yeah.
She could swing everything. She's Facebook.
She is. Yeah.
Okay. Good hot seat.
I had another one, the Midwest. Heat Dome.
Heat Dome. I just told you about this.
And I looked it up. I did another article.
It's crazy. It's nuts.
Heat dome is crazy. I just love the term heat dome.
Yeah. I'm down to get some heat dome.
The fact that there's no, looking at the map where there's no clouds whatsoever in the middle of the country is nuts. Heat dome.
Heat dome, baby. I'm all in.
The weather's global warming's been going off. Oh, you believe in it now? I've always believed in it.
You don't believe in weather? I saw... But you don't believe in weather.
I saw a trailer when I was a kid, when I was just a youth, for Inconvenient Truth, and I thought it was a sci-fi movie. And I was like, Mom, I want to go see this movie.
And she was like, wow, I'm so, like, thank you for taking it. Henry, you finally showed some interest.
And I went and watched it. I was like, what the fuck is this you had you accidentally learned something yeah i was pissed you're queen ever since then it's been like this shit's been real and i've been known about it there's nothing worse than getting tricked into learning yeah absolutely i was like this movie looks sick it's like going to a museum and you're like what the fuck yeah this sucks we here come on we're gonna here.
Come on. I'm going to learn.
You get the audio companion.

Just power through it.

Walk right through it.

But the Heat Dome, it's such a cool name,

and I think it's probably going to suck to actually be in it.

Yeah, it seems like it's only two days.

They need to give it a less cool name.

It's like when they say the polar vortex.

Yeah, or Thunder Snow.

Thunder Snow, the thunder quake.

Yeah.

I want to be involved in something called the Heat Dome. It's like Gabrielle Union, Chicago, handshake meme, Heat Dome.
Heat Dome. Yeah.
All right. Then the cool throw in is Baker Mayfield.
Oh, you took me one. Starter.
Starter. Oh, one.
I got another one. Baker Haram is the fan base for Baker.
But listen, did anybody think that Kyle Trask was going to win it? Stephen Shea.

He did?

Well, when Tom Brady retired for like two months, he was like,

Kyle Trask really is something.

He's next up.

I put a little future on Baker to win comeback player of the year.

And for whatever reason, I just think that maybe it's that game that he had on,

was it Christmas?

Yeah.

The Christmas game sold me.

It's like, okay, if this guy can play that good with two days' notice,

imagine what he can do with the entire offseason.

Baker also is hungry dogs run faster because I saw an article that he is

Thank you. The Christmas game sold me.
It's like, okay, if this guy can play that good with two days' notice, imagine what he can do with the entire offseason. Baker also has hungry dogs run faster because I saw an article that he has to sue some of his family members who mismanaged some of his funds.
He's suing, I think it's an investment firm or a financial services firm, and his dad and brother both work for that firm. So I don't know.
It's going to be an ugly lawsuit probably. But if you're playing for money, like if he – Yeah.
I hope it didn't happen. We like Baker Mayfield.
I hope his money wasn't wiped away. But if it were, that would be a vote for Baker to ball out this year.
Yeah. I don't know.
Maybe it's just like when he played for the Browns, they haven't had a good quarterback in a while. He was pretty good for them.
I feel like he got used by the Browns. Yeah.
They traded him for a rapist. Mm-hmm.
I got a cool throw for you if you need it. Yeah, I'll take it in just a second.
Okay. Actually, do you have a hot seat for me? Because I have a cool throw.
We can spin it. Stephen A.
Smith. Hot seat is Bonks because the Bonk dog died.
What? So RIP. I think he might have also been the Doge going dog.
Fuck. Cheems, Chooms.
We lost Lolita two days ago. I know.
It's sad. Chooms is not going to win a Super Bowl.
Motherfucker. Ever.
So I guess that's my hot seat. My cool throne.
No, my hot seat is Jim Harbaugh. Yeah.
So Jim Harbaugh, Michigan self-imposed a three-game suspension on him. Genius.
Genius move. So he misses all the out-of-conference games, gets back for a get-right game against Rutgers.
And so they're going to try to hope that this is going to resolve things. I don't know how the math works on this because it seemed like the NCAA and Michigan came to a handshake agreement on four games and for next year, right, for next season? Oh, it was for this year.
It was for this season. And they walked away.
And then they walked away from the table, and then Michigan was like, okay, tell you what, you pressed our hand, we'll go as far as three games. Well, I mean, I would guess, and I'm going to look it up.
Let's see. So three games, they're playing like no one? It's all the out-of-conference stuff.
Okay. This is interesting.
Michigan's schedule in 2024. Week one, Fresno State Bulldogs.
Week two, Texas Longhorns. Interesting.
So that might have been why. Interesting.
So they're going to say, hey, you said four. All right, we did three.
We'll attack on another. Smart by him because he doesn't want to next year he would miss the Texas game.
He doesn't want to do that. Yeah, so it was like when you're looking at the draft trade chart, four draft picks next year equals three draft picks this year.
It was genius by him. It was a smart move by Michigan.
Yes. So my cool throne is Miley Cyrus.
Miley's on the cool throne. The day the bonk dog died? Now I'm free to be horny.
I can let all the horniness out because I have no repercussions. You can't balk me anymore, bitches.
Miley's back. She's going to play at the Super Bowl probably in Allegiant Stadium, which is the sexiest stadium in the world.
It's going to be the most boner-inducing halftime show of all time. We can only hope and pray that Justin Timberlake gets out there and there's another Janet Jackson scenario.

No, we refer to that as a Billy Football Max Delente.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, exposing.

That's the more famous recent incident.

Most famous recent nipple.

So, yeah, Miley's going to rock it.

I mean, she's a great performer.

When she performed before the Final Four a couple years ago,

that's where the whole bonk thing started.

I really got into Miley Cyrus, and she's back. And Miley's a bad bitch, and I can't wait for her to just stunt on every hoe that's watching.
I am very excited for this as well. She's great.
She's a great performer. Great performer.
Also, did you guys see the Las Vegas eye thing? They didn't plan for rain? No. Big eyeball? You're talking about the globe.
Globe yeah it like malfunctioned oh in the hurricane yeah whoops maybe it maybe it suicided itself because hillary was in town yeah that's probably true she knows too much the seeing eye knows too much all right my hot seat is ted cruz because ted cruz fell for the oldest trick in the book i tweeted out the picture of the shark on the highway and was like friend of friend of mine from LA sent me this picture of the 405 went to sleep nothing of it next day Ted Cruz just quote tweeted said holy crap and then he doubled down which you know that he actually got got because he said it turns out this might be a joke but it is LA so.A., so it could have happened. Yeah, that's my favorite response.

Well, the fact that I believe that it could have been true

tells you everything you need to know.

Right.

All things considered better behavior from Ted Cruz on Twitter

than liking incest porn on 9-11.

That's true.

But, yeah, it was good to get.

It was funny because I didn't think that there would be a TMZ article

talking about it calling me Barstool Sports Jokester. Dan Katz.
You are a jokester. I'm a jokester.
I do like to joke around. But yeah, that was funny.
And then my cool throne is Chiefsaholic because he has the greatest lawyer of all time. So Chiefsaholic, you obviously know his whole story, the bank robbing Chiefs fan.
He has a lawyer who had a statement yesterday in front of the courthouse. He said, this is not Chiefsaholic's last drive.
He believes and we believe that when the final whistle blows and all the facts are known, that he's going to be redeemed in the eyes of this community, in the eyes of his fans, in the eyes of Chiefs' kingdom. He's going to win.
All right, so I saw the video of the lawyer saying lawyer saying this and my first reaction was this sounds like something that an attorney who wears a cowboy hat would say. Yes.
I saw the video of him. This guy's a nerd.
This guy is this guy's not a nerd. Not a cool attorney.
Not a football guy. I have a sneaking suspicion that that statement was actually written by Chiefs a holic.
Yeah. It was like this is the statement I want you to put out.
I'm a football guy through and through. Just make all the football metaphors and hope that a jury of my peers.
Where's he being charged? Do we know? Oklahoma, maybe? Yeah. Everybody on that jury is a football fan.
Probably. Facts.
Half Cowboys, half Chiefs fan. They probably pretend that they're Chiefs fans because they're better this year.
But, yeah, this sounds to me like this has Chiefs-aholics fingerprints all over it,

which are on file with the FBI.

Listen, if this lawyer just goes in and just does football analogies the entire time,

they're going to win this case.

Oh, for sure.

Like, that is what people understand.

Yeah.

And you just have it.

Your Honor, he went into the bank and he took what the defense gave him.

Yes.

He read the defense.

He saw that they were, you know, cover zero,

and he went and took it.

Why wouldn't you?

Yeah.

Right?

If he rolls out just turf and does his whole entire proceedings on turf,

these are things that put on a helmet.

Like, we would absolutely, if I were a juror, I'd be like,

you can't put this guy in jail before football season.

Listen, just because the man liked to operate out of the pistol doesn't mean that he should be in prison, okay? Free Chiefs-a-holic, but maybe not because he probably did it. You should be handcuffing running backs in fantasy football, not diehard superfans.
Oh, Chiefs-a-holic, what a story. All right, let's get to our interviews.
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Okay. retailers nationwide and for a limited time get 20 off your next purchase on amazon using code 20 pmt okay we now welcome on one of our favorite recurring guests old school old school uh it is tony scheffler former detroit lion former denver bronco friend of the program we're thinking about it we're like we're going through michigan we gotta we gotta talk to Tony because these are my favorite interviews.
The guys have been with us forever. The guys have known us forever.
And also, we wanted to just get an update on Scout the Cat. Yep.
Won't see me on Mount Rushmore, but that's okay. Oh, no.
That's okay. Not worthy.
That's a miss. That was a miss.
Were you honorable mention? No. I mean, it's what it is at this point.
Now I'm here. Leg room is limited under this thing.
But we just keep carrying on. It's time to start making some new stories.
Yes. You can only go so far with the basketball game and Scout the Cat.
Wait, what basketball game are you talking about? Just check my Wikipedia. I want to know about Scout the Cat, though.
Not how he's doing, but more specifically, last time we hung out with you,

we played a round of golf.

I beat you on a hole, and you had to buy $200 worth of mice for Scout the Cat.

Did you ever do that?

Did you ever pay up?

He kills enough mice.

Okay.

So he's still alive.

Scout is going to turn nine August 9th.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

He's alive and well.

He doesn't like a thunderstorm.

Okay.

What a pussy.

He'll be at the front door when a storm's coming.

Does he still have his nuts?

No nuts.

Oh.

We saw an orange barn cat the other day with giant nuts.

It was crazy.

Actually, I'm a cat guy now.

Really?

That's the news.

That's breaking news.

Oh, that is breaking news. Sweet.
You don't have any dogs. We got this new cat.
They call it a Maine Coon. Okay.
Marlon's man has a bunch of that. Looking to breed some cats.
Are you serious? Yeah, 10 years out. 10 years out of the league, it's time to move on.
It's a breeding cat. It's time to move on and make some money, and here we are.
Miso Mo, they're calling him, the kids. Miso Mo? the name of the cat and he's scary he's scary looking how do you breed a cat you just put a cat in a room with another cat that's how you do it we're gonna find out so wait so you have two uh we're still looking for uh do you call it a bitch yeah yeah female bitch uh wait main coon cats main coon they're huge right how big is uh and he And he's moving through the house like he's ready to kill anything.
Okay. So I'm a little bit worried.
Okay. The pointy ears thing? Dude, yes.
Yeah, like bobcats almost. And they look, yeah, they're like very thick.
Correct. Black.
Very. We're looking to breed.
Okay. I like this.
I think that's right. The Marlins man has an extensive selection.
Marlins man. He has a ton of Maine Coon cats.
He can sell me a female. I think he's got nine.
It's actually gross when he has them all around him and stuff. I like where I'm headed in the same direction as Marlins man.
What's the market for a Maine Coon? $3,500, $4,000 a piece. Are you being serious? Are you that hard up for money? It's been a a struggle post uh post nfl well you have your you have your pension the nfl always takes care of the retirement you don't get that until you're what 55 is that true correct oh we're we're looking to make some moves okay um i like that and that's kind of where we're at right now so uh yeah the animals are are well the family's good uh still coaching girls' hoop.
50, 59 and 8? 58 and 9, but nobody's counting. I'm taking away the game that I tried to give your team a pump up and came to the Chelsea High School and they lost 40.
And our season ended. Yeah, so that one's on me.
I'm going to take that one off your record. So, yeah, so 58 and 8.
Okay. But, again, nobody's counting.
And three years in, we'd like to get to 100 here in the next couple and we'll see we'll see what happens have you been ejected from a game i have not i was ejected from a uh a middle school softball game a couple weeks ago okay what happened uh things were said yeah things were said a week prior by an ump and it it kind of carried over the next week. The ump started it.

Correct.

You shouldn't be able to get ejected for a carryover call.

We were losing 2-0.

All I know is I heard a lot of cheers once I was over by the swings.

I found a line of vision to the field.

And the kids won.

You got ejected as a fan.

As a coach.

Oh, okay.

That's kind of your safe space when things go wrong.

You go sit on the swings. Correct.
A couple of technicals in in basketball but no i have not been ejected thankfully um and uh yeah we're just we're just trying to figure it out you know chasing wins looking for dubs you know yeah offense do you run uh we're pretty wide open we got we got really good athletes so we're uh we're five out four out dribbleRose offense. Oh, I like that.
Put pressure on the rim, circle behind, rim cut. You make sure they go to class? Really lucky in that regard.
The kids are all about 4.0. Okay.
Pretty lucky with who I got. Okay.
That's good. The standard is the standard.
Our point guard is just committed to Marquette. Oh.
Yep, so she'll be going there After next year That's serious You gotta start putting jerseys Behind you like Coach Cal in his basement Of guys that go to the NBA We're looking to beef it up We're looking to beef it up See if we can get our You know BC's fighting for us on Twitter I did I got in a fight With a Girls high school Michigan girls high school Beat reporter Because they were saying That Tony's team ran up the score Did you run up the score? We did not And it was against a rival Correct It's like that picture of Kobe Bryant and his team that he coached where they got beat one year by a few points and then the next year they came back and won 100 to nine or something? Yes. Yeah.
I mean, we play all the kids. You got that Mamba mentality.
Yeah, and we play hard. I say empty the tank is what I tell them.
Empty the tank. Against a rival, you should not complain about running up the score.
And we play the right way. Don't get it twisted, but, yeah, there's a time and a place for being a dog.
Do you guys press? Not too often. I find that the press takes away from our offense, our energy and our precision focus on offense.
Yeah, that makes sense. So we don't do it a ton.
What about, so how many years out are you? 10? This is going to be 10. I just looked.
It's like October of 13th. Right after the basketball game.
Yeah, we're going on 10 years, man. Crazy.
Do you miss it? I miss the people. I miss stuff like this, doing this kind of thing daily.
We can do this anytime you want. Radio shows.
I miss the guys in the locker room. I don't miss the fame or the money or anything like that.
That stuff kind of flees. You had a lot of that.
That's behind me. Yeah.
A lot of what? Fame. Well, when we got to Detroit, it was, how can we get the ball to Calvin? You are, I mean, you were a hometown hero when you were on the line.
Yeah. Denver was nasty.
Had a lot of fun, a lot of success. And then we got here and, you know, it was a struggle being at home and a totally different feel.
So, wait, is that a thing that you could definitely notice? Like, we always hear about it, you know, like hometown guys playing playing for their teams is it way more pressure yeah uh a lot more family a lot more logistical things you don't have to worry about uh getting pulled in every which way people asking you to do stuff uh when you go to the west coast and denver from here you know i didn't really have any distractions yeah it was just kind of rage did you play with uh with jake plumber oh yeah yep he was our starting quarterback my rookie year. Jake is awesome.
Jake the Snake. I actually just saw him several months ago at a card show.
What a dog. Tony's the way we go to Jake on the show.
Slip BC, Jake's phone number. He's the best.
Him and Rod Smith. Two of the all-time dudes.
You've got to get Rod Smith on when you're out west. Have you been to his mushroom farm? I have not.
It's great. It's fantastic.
I believe it. Yeah, it was interesting playing with Jake, and Cutler was obviously the first-round pick with me that year.
Just two totally different humans. Yeah.
Pretty interesting. You played for McDaniels too, right? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, so you played with Tebow? How'd you like that? Yeah, let's talk about McDaniels.

What happened between you two?

There's a lot of history there.

Do you think he's going to be successful? You could ask Brandon Marshall that question.

He has the same view on Josh as I do.

I think he probably has the same view on Josh as a lot of people do.

Yeah, not a fan.

What about Tebow, though?

No, I just missed him.

Because he got to choose.

Josh traded Tony and Jay. Myself and B.
Marsh demanded to get out of there. Yeah.
He traded Jay right when he got the job, basically. Yeah.
Pretty much cleaned house on a really high caliber offense. He implemented the Patriot way, though.
It was crazy. Yep, yep.
Brought guys in. Wait, so were you on the Broncos team that started 6-0 that year? You were.
With his first year. Yep.
And Kyle Orton. Yeah, the best.
The best. What a dog.
I love Kyle Orton. What a dog.
Howdy Whitey guy. You put me on the Kyle Orton's Instagram, which I don't want to blow up because I think it is private, but he's let me in, and it's just exactly what you expect.
A lot of big fish being caught. Just fishing pictures.
It's all fishing. It's all he does.
I love it. His daughter's a great equestrian athlete.
Love Kyle Orton, man. It's the best.
What year is that? We got a Kyle Orton story. Okay, let's go.
Let's go. So we would go out and party downtown, and he was one of the only guys that lived in Cherry Creek, which is between the facility and downtown Denver.
Most of us all lived by the facility, right? Well, he was a little red wine guy, a little high, you know. So he uh he stayed close to downtown well every time we came home you know when the bars let out we would find our way at orton's house and just give his windows hell or front door and then we we'd scatter and he'd come out whitey tighty looking looking for us and man next day in facility someone's knocking on my doors, my windows at 3 a.m.
last night. Man, it went on and on.
Talk about a good dude. Brandon Stokely was in that circle with Orton, me, and Stoke.
Man, what a dude. Matt Prater was there.
He's still going. You're 17.
You want to talk about a dude. Matt Prater is a dude.
Which is rare for a kicker because you're not a fan of kickers. No, not a fan.
Dorks. Huge dorks.
Tony always texts whenever a kicker misses a kick. He's like, fucking kicker.
He's like a ninja. It can't be that hard to make a field goal.
Not a dork. Not a dork.
So what year was that, 2010 when the Broncos started 6-0? Must have been 6, 7, 8, 9. Okay, 2009.
It'll warm your heart to know there's a bar in Austin. I think it's called the Mean-Eyed Cat.
And when you go to the bathroom, there's markers and you write on the wall. There's a giant message on the bathroom.
I forget. Maybe it's over the sink.
It says, never forget the 2009 Denver Broncos started 6-0. And didn't make the playoffs.
Well, they didn't include that. They just want to remember that that was a great time for Broncos fans.
We had a game at Cincinnati where we hit on four goes. A ball gets tipped.
Brandon Stokely catches it and kind of just lollygags into the end zone to go up. They put out the safe team at the end.

I'm free safety.

Oh, on the Hail Mary play?

Yeah.

Like Gronk?

And what happens?

Interception.

Carson Palmer.

You think that ball?

Wait, you picked it?

Yes, that ball is front center.

How do you think you have a pick?

I got a pick.

That's awesome.

Did you return it?

You go look at the ball card.

It's on there.

Did you try to run it back?

I did, and Brian Dawkins sideswiped me. Brian Dawkins was having none of it.
I didn't know you had a pick. Ball hawk, though.
That's awesome. So have you played in only one down on defense? No, I was in all throughout my years as a free safety on the prevent.
Yeah. End of game, end of half situations.
That's pretty sick, though. You ended your career with how many touchdowns and interceptions yep one pick i got love it how many touchdowns i don't know was it like 20 i don't know 23 the best 23 the best was the tampa one with the sword one of the greatest uh touchdown celebrations back when it was like celebrations weren't happening that often he did the sword yeah yeah so myself and nate burleson man we used to clown and practice it just got us through practice yeah we'd celebrate everything uh five yard hitches we'd celebrate uh we'd point up to the cameras dance to the cameras all kinds of stuff and that's it just kind of kept rolling and really that year in 2011 it became our our mantra man it was just like a screw everybody type of everybody type of mentality.
Yeah. The Lions made it to the playoffs.
I wanted to say a different word there. But I'm a school district employee.
It's crazy. See, I got to get to that point where, I don't know, there's a crossroads coming, you know? Right.
Where you can't swear because you're a district employee. So maybe you become a college coach.
Yeah, something. michigan college coach well where i'm at but yeah that's uh that team had a persona where it was we're gonna dance today type of mentality and uh and we had sue on the other side getting 15-yard penalties and and then band and bosch with his red red contacts yeah uh it was kind of a wild team man uh dom riola like – He's coming for your knees.
It's interesting. Like, what a ball player.
Because you played on one of the only Lions teams in recent memory to have real success. What's Detroit like when the team – Oh, it was awesome, man.
Alive, man. We would go around and shake hands after games to the fans.
It was – what an experience, you know, coming from a kid. You know, I was, I grew up here, you know, at the Silverdome, Barry Sanders.

Right.

And then even with Barry, not a lot of winning, you know.

Right.

So it was awesome.

It was awesome to be a part of that, no doubt.

So I think we've gotten the take on this from Jim Harbaugh's perspective.

I don't know – we never had Jim Schwartz on, right?

No.

So you were on that team, the Jim Schwartz, Jim Harbaugh, when they went nipple to nipple. Nipples.
And Bob Lang broke it up. Yep, right next to you.
That's such a great costume. Wiener, wiener.
It was like a you pat me on the back too hard, I'm going to pat you on the back a little bit harder. Like a couple of peacocks out in the barnyard.
So what happened when you get back to the locker room was Jim Schwartz just riled up. Riled up.
And that's the type of coach you want to play for. A guy that will go toe-to-toe with the other head coach.
I think of myself as when I coach, I have my team's back. I'm loyal.
And like don't mess with my team. And Jim Schwartz was that way.
I really enjoyed playing for Jim. Is he your favorite coach?

Shani.

Mike Shanahan.

Shani.

Team parties.

It was a different time.

I think my rookie year was the last year you allowed alcohol on the plane.

You'd get back from the game and there'd be 10 beers sitting on every seat.

It was just a different time, man.

Team parties, when you made the team, final roster, casino night at Shanahan's mansion. Like, just stuff like that that just doesn't happen anymore with camera phones and everything else.
Did Josh McDaniels do, like, a pizza? Nothing, man. 45 minutes late for every bus.
We're not going to go there. Come on.
No, I mean, I'm just getting over it. Come on.
It sounds like you're over it. Come on.
Give me one Josh McDaniels McDaniel story. Man, I just don't know if I could find one, man.
The do your job maybe is the worst. Because that's a Patriot mantra, you know? And then, you know, overnight, you're a three-year vet on a team, and overnight you've got do your job written on every wall, and you know it's written on that other wall on the East Coast.
That's won Super Bowl. It's just kind of awkward from the start.
Yeah, so when the Lions hired Matt Patricia, we were like, oh, no. I've seen this before.
Yeah. I mean, but success, right? I mean, they've had success.
Yeah. At the end of the day, you want to knock somebody.
But he had a lot of success. I'm convinced that Belichick just sends.
A lot lot of rings he sends his assistants out to be head coaches at other teams just to fuck those programs up and then bring him back he's that far ahead of the game yeah yeah do you ever think of that like uh like michael jordan was he you know the last dance was was michael jordan in the moment thinking 10 15 years ahead do you think that the people are that smart and that i think he was always thinking ahead with his shoes and stuff. Like the Nike brand and everything.
Is Bill Belichick that insane? I wouldn't put it past him. I wouldn't put it past him.
I'd have to imagine you see Dan Campbell, you're like, that's a guy I'd want to play for. Oh my gosh, are you kidding me? Former player, just knows the grind, knows what it takes.
And I've been with him from day one. He's going to a Former player Just knows the grind Knows what it takes And I've been I've been with him From day one Like he's gonna figure it out Like the guys Are gonna play for him Right And they're starting To figure it out man The team plays hard I was stupid And thought that He might be losing the team When they started Like one and six But it's clear That he Remember when your boy Locally Mike Valeni On 97.1 Was dogging him Yeah Wanted him out Yeah And now you know It's But Mike Valeni, on 97.1 was dogging him.
He wanted him out. Mike Valeni is a local Detroit radio guy, and he is so good at his rants that I'll tune in.
He'll be ranting about Michigan State, which I don't care about, and I'll watch it. That's the sign of someone who's good at their job.
Tony put me on. He's like, you got to listen to this guy he would go after harbaugh hard hard hard just uh you know i grew up am talk radio with my dad and that's all i really listened to my whole life so yeah valaney early on was you know and now that now he's realized it's kind of more calculated but yeah early on he had some rants didn't he yeah it's he's a michigan state guy yeah it's It's crazy because if you're a good sports talk radio host, you can always smash the fire the head coach button.
If you ever want to get ready, just be the first person to turn on a guy. And the phones will be lit up.
How hot is it in here? It's hot. It's hot.
Are we going to take our shirts off at this point? We've done that before. We're going to get a shave.
I went to the bathroom back there and there's 47 Bic razors on the ground. Yeah.
What are we doing with the Bic razors? We're smooth. It's the smoothest podcast in North America.
No pubes on the boys. We are going to put on the AC in a second.
I had one last question for you. Are you going to coach football at any point? Good question.
You know what? Man, starting to get the itch. Yeah? Why didn't you when you got out? I was just so tired of football man i was it was over like it was you know i just didn't want anything to do with it um but now that i'm into coaching and and really really enjoying competing again um at the high school level man i'm starting to get the itch i don't know what what it would be but uh our school chelsea high school won a state championship a couple years ago with a new head coach who I've become pretty good friends with, Josh Lucas.
Shout out Josh Lucas. What a dog.
Man, we're trying to start this quarterback club. Todd Starkey over here, my boys here.
We're just trying. I'm into it, man.
My daughter's dating a wide receiver. Shout out Jimmy Shikatano.
Shout out Jimmy Shikatano. Shout out Junior Wide Receiver.
Shout out your daughter's boyfriend? I like that. As a dad, you're letting them know you're there.
It's been fun going to practices and watching these. You see stuff differently.
Are you doing the prom picture where you're standing next to him holding a loaded shotgun? No. See, I'm not that dude.
I'm not that dad. Because I experienced those dads.
Yeah. Nah.
No. No.
You know what you should do? You should get your start coaching football, coaching the girls. Do you guys have like a powder puff game? We do.
Coach the powder puff team. Yep.
Wait, have they asked you, though? I'm sure they've asked you. Like, hey, you wouldn't want to coach.
Yeah, the girls ask a few questions here and there about. But they're their own.
They have the boys high schoolers coach the girls in the powder puff. No, but what, no though I'm sure they've asked you Like hey you wouldn't want to Yeah the girls ask a few questions Here and there about But they're their own They have The boys high schoolers Coach the girls In the potter No but what No I'm saying the The football coach Has he asked you to come out Not directly He has not directly asked me So it's Josh Lucas Yeah so that's a mistake Why don't you ask We're going to put the pressure on Tony's ready Just ask It's actually unbelievable I haven't been asked.
But that's a whole other topic for another day. Coach Lucas, I'm asking my friend Tony Shuffler likes you more than a friend.
He likes you as a coach. Do you like him? Check yes.
Give Tony a fucking call. So the long answer is I think I'm almost there to where I want to get back into the game.

I love it.

And Dan Campbell told you, it's the greatest game.

It's the greatest team game.

It has it all, man.

It has it all.

And I don't regret anything, man.

I just really enjoy my time in the NFL.

And meeting guys like you and doing stuff like this, this is unbelievable, man.

That's what life's all about.

Just keep going day to day.. But why do you do that? Listen.
Listen. Now's the time.
The one time I felt really bad was when you got cut by the Lions, then you were still a couple teams poked around, and you said you got picked up. I think it was actually in Washington, right? You got picked up uh like one of the you know assistants on the team from the airport and he was like driving you and was like hey i saw you versus big cat and dave and you're like god damn it i gotta get out of here i don't know how you remember that but yeah i mean maybe um at some point there needs something needs to happen we should do a rematch to be a sequel something you don't I want that high-low offense.
Man, something needs to happen. We should do a rematch.
There needs to be a sequel, something.

You don't want that high-low offense.

We need Hank running the camera just like it was.

Yeah, one camera.

I know Hank's all big time now and he doesn't touch cameras or anything,

but we need to run it back.

We need your kids to awkwardly come in at one point,

shuffle them into the house being like,

Daddy's getting his ass whooped by two bloggers. What's your strategy going to be next time? You got to switch something up.
Just more ball pressure, I think. Okay.
I let them high low me and I just didn't pick a side. Uh-huh.
I think, and we get into a fair set of rules to start the game. Dave's never shot that bad.
How many timeouts are allowed? Unlimited. There's a lot of things that need to be discussed beforehand, and I don't know if Dave would like to go down that road again.
But I'm sick and tired of talking about it. It's very funny.
Like Big Cat and Dave keep running up the score, and you bring it up, spike in the football. It was a two-on-one basketball game.
And I had a big lead, as you'll read in Wikipedia. If you go to my career, it's the last thing.
Tony Shuffler had a big lead. Del Curry says it was one of the greatest shooting.
It says expedition. I believe the word exhibition.
I was actually reading that earlier. It does sound like something Trump would write about a basketball game that he won.
Dave went in and wrote it. Yeah, let's see.
It is. So it's a thing that I'm, you know, how many times can you do BMT and talk about the same basketball game? I know it's a legendary video.
Personally, infinity. I could do it infinity times.
There's a lot of quotes in there if you watch it again. It is a quintessential old barstool video.
Fat Dave's skinny. Yeah, I was skinnier than Dave.
Skinny BC. Yeah.
People are like, oh, I miss that Barstool. It's like, we literally just called you.
I was like, hey, we're in town. You want to do something? And we just showed up to your house, and Hank had one camera.
We just started playing two-on-one. Early.
But if you're having a bad day, turn that on and watch Dave's jump shot. On September 28, 2013, Sheffler competed in a two-on-one basketball game versus Dave Portnoy and Daniel Big Cat Cats of Barstool Sports.
Despite Scheffler having a big lead the entire game, Portnoy's hot shooting earned the Barstool Bloggers a comeback 11-10 victory. Famous NBA father, that's disrespectful, famous NBA father, Del Curry, would later say it was the greatest shooting expedition he's ever seen.
After the loss, an irate Scheffler refused to shake hands and was last seen punting the basketball into a dense forest. Facts.
Facts. There was a lot in between that I didn't agree with.
That is my point of the conversation. It wasn't that dense of a forest.
Yes. Yeah, we'll come up with something new.
But it's always great to have you on. Hey, man.
You're the best. Love seeing you guys.
Yeah. We're to the point where it's soggy in this.
Yeah, yeah. Let's cut this.
Tony, I'm going to say Hall of Fame guest. Not Mount Rushmore Hall of Fame.
No, not. Hall of Fame guest.
Just separate subcategory. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
First ballot. You're a first inductee to the Hall of Fame.
Actually, the first ballot. I don't deserve it.
Okay, fine. We'll take it back.
All right. Tony Shepard, you're the best.
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Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest, general manager for the Buffalo Bills. It is Brandon Bean, not Billy Bean's brother.
Even though, how often do you get that? You know, it's funny. It's been a while, but the other day somebody asked me that.
Yeah. And I was like, no, no, no.
I thought I squashed that rumor a few years ago. Yeah, I mean, but it's, you know it's funny it's been a while but the other day somebody asked me that yeah and i was like no no no i thought i squashed that rumor my first few years ago i mean but it's you know general manager general manager you'd be like oh those guys must know each other yeah well we were trying to figure out what they're because apparently he's not a gm anymore did he change roles or something i don't yeah i think he's something else with the ace he's like elevated where he has to do less work but still gets a set as long as.
Yeah, right, right. So we're here at Bill's camp.
I guess first question is how are we feeling from a GM perspective going into this season? It must be – is this a weird feeling when camp starts where you're like, well, I've done my job. Now they've got to play.
Yeah, you know, it is – well, the other part of it is you can't watch film. Like once games start, you kind of start evaluating other players.
All right, is this guy worth claiming? Is this guy worth swapping a player for? Like, right now there's no film, so you're just watching your 90 guys. And, you know, you're really just there, you know, talking to the coaches.
And then is this guy learning the playbook? Is this guy not? Do we need to swap him out? And, of course, injuries, you know, that kind of thing. But other than that, just kind just kind of see how this team starts forming here yeah i'd love to get your take on the running back discussion that's going on right now where it seems like i mean it is the truth that the way that running backs are using the nfl compared to the salaries compared to when they drop off statistically if you look from like a historical perspective the way that they're kind of being underpaid right now it kind of goes along with how the game is going right now.
But at the same time, it's like, if you're a running back, that sucks. It really sucks.
But from your perspective as a GM, how do you approach looking at the running back position? Well, you do have to be, I mean, you do have to be smart with your money. And if you're paying, in our case, Josh Allen, you know, there's only so much to go around.
And it's such a passing league. Yes, you would love to have some of these big-name guys.
And my last draft in Carolina, we had McCaffrey, and he's making big bucks. But you look at what Christian can do.
He's a dual weapon. You can line him up in the backfield.
You can split him out. He's a returner.
He just brings so many different elements. I think the backs that bring that true three down versatility that you're going to use them as much throwing on the ball as you are hand.
Those are the guys that are going to get paid, you know, probably going forward. Yeah.
Yeah. That makes sense.
So this is a dumb question. When you put together the roster, you know, injuries happen, but do you ever say to yourself, what if we don't't get injured because I say that to myself for all the teams I root for I'm like what if there are just no injuries this year I'll take that yeah do you ever where do I sign up yourself and say like well what if we just don't get injured well you you like that because it could potentially give you some assets at the end you know you're not having your depth has stayed there throughout camp and now you're not going to be able to keep you know if you feel you got four or five guys competing for that last couple spots maybe you trade a guy for a six round pick fifth round pick something like that yeah yeah i read definitely i wouldn't plan well for injuries like we'll just don't get injured our strategy would be hope yeah yeah like we make the best roster possible and be turn injuries off.
We're good to go. Madden, no injuries.
No penalties. Do you ever play Madden? Do you ever act as a GM on Madden just to test things out? I don't do the GM, but my boys, they both do.
I got two in college, and they do all that stuff. I'm like, turn the penalties off, turn the injuries off.
They're all off. Because in here, I't do that so if we're gonna be a fake world let me uh let's do it that way yeah yeah i read that you were interim gm at one point in carolina that sounds like the best job ever what do you do as an interim general manager i don't know i still got my ass ripped so yeah it was about three weeks in so it didn't take long but uh you know you're just that was with rivera you know mart Marty Herney had been fired we had 10 weeks left we started one in five I think and so you're just trying to now you're working for the head coach now you're working with the head coach and then you still now have these owner conversations after games that normally you're never in them that was the first time I got to Carolina in.
The first time I walked in Jerry Richardson's office was he had just fired Marty Herney, and he pulls me in there. Honestly, I thought he was about to tell me, you're getting fired too, but he's like, no, you're going to be the interim GM.
It was a wild 10 weeks, but enjoyed it a lot. They probably won't let you do too much damage to a roster as an interim guy, right? I think I swapped a out and yeah we found to show some busy work yeah we actually we found mario addison who who did well in the league but uh the rosters are set you're not able to do a lot is there a moment when you're getting ready for the draft where you're sitting in these war rooms you're watching all this tape where you just have to tell everyone like hey we're thinking too much about this like how do you find that balance of watching too much tape, pouring over every detail, and then also just saying, hey, guys, let's find the guy that we think fits the best here? Yeah, well, the way we kind of do it is we kind of set a deadline.
So our board the Thursday before the draft is pretty much set. At that point, there may be a few final conversations with ownership, with Sean.
We may sit here and just say, and at that point, the board's really set. It's more, all right, if we were on the clock, we start doing the scenarios, but you start messing with your board.
You've been working all fall. I mean, we're already working on this next year's draft.
If you don't know a week ahead what you're doing and how your board's ranked, you probably did something wrong along the way. Do you watch draft day getting ready for it? That's what I would do.
You know, it's funny. I had never seen that until a couple years ago.
Actually, it wasn't, for a Hollywood movie, it wasn't bad. Yeah.
Was it at all a fair representation of what you do? I think there were some parts of it, but it was still Hollywood. You know, how he trade off and all that, I can't say.
Yeah. Do you do anything in talent evaluation, like calling, finding out how many guys went to this guy's birthday party? No.
None of that? I haven't gone that far. Maybe I should.
Yes. It's very important.
Another dumb thing that I would do as a GM, I'm wondering your take on this. Has there ever been a moment where one of your scouts stood on a table and was like this is the guy and you trusted him and it ended up not being the guy I would give him shit every single day for the rest of my life well I've never actually had him stand on the table but uh there's been some guys that have stood up and and I will ask them all right so when we go down there and we turn the pick in you know if this guy got something, are you going to walk down there with me and take the shit I'm going to take for drafting this guy, whether it's a guy who's had some shit in his background or he's a great player, but we're going to have to manage him or this guy never caught a touchdown, never made a whole season healthy.
There's a lot of different scenarios you've got because you want scouts to be fired up about a guy in their area, but at the same time, it's easy if you don't have to be the guy that's got to actually answer the question. Yeah, I would go up to the scout every day and just whisper in his ear the guy's name and just make his life torture.
Probably not the best way to have a team work together, but I wouldn't be able to forget it. It's like if someone gives me a bad gambling

pick, I bring it

up constantly. There's a lot of ball busting,

especially two, three years down the line.

And it's both ways.

I take it too. Maybe I should have

valued a guy higher that we didn't

put on the board as high as they wanted.

It's give and take.

We have open forum. They can rip me the same

way I can rip them. What's your favorite pick?

I mean,

it'd be hard to go against 17.

We stood on the table for Josh Allen.

Did you see

Josh Allen before? Did you see the website?

No, I did not.

I did not. I heard about it.

Let's do that question again. Did you see the website

Draft Josh Allen? Yes, I loved it.

That was probably the reason we took him. That's all we needed? Were you surprised at his progression? Because a lot of times you see it's tough to become a more accurate passer after you get to the NFL.
A lot of quarterbacks it's like what you see in college as far as whether or not you have that accuracy, that's kind of what you're going to get. And then Josh just kind of became a superstar.
Josh was playing at Wyoming against some teams. The thing that really bugged me was if you graded every throw that he did, if the guy dropped it, we didn't count it.
We created our own percentage with him. Or listen, if two guys are barreling down on him, he got out of there and he threw the ball away then you know we're not going to count that against them that's actually a positive so it's it's one of those things where ultimately we came up with our own percentage and yeah and that's how we compared his numbers and and again same thing is is there's a lot of things that we thought watching his game at wyoming we could get correct.
So what are the commanders going to give you back for the trade of Josh Allen that you were talking about earlier? Oh, Josh, hey, how's it going? Josh is working. No, I had a follow-up for that.
That's pretty cool. So you found a way to make the Iowa game good.
Yeah. There was a lot good in the Iowa game.
Josh? That was a tough one. Well, actually, early in the game, two guys come barreling.
He steps up. Guys run a post pattern.
Wide open and ends on it. Hits him off the chest.
I mean, he was playing with a lot of guys like us out there versus Iowa. Maybe like you.
Yeah. I got good hands.
I would have caught all of Josh's points. Oh, my God.
A tight spiral like that sticks to you like glue. So, typical Josh.
Guys aren't making plays. Sometimes you're going to try to do a little too much.
That's where the interceptions happen later in that game. Yeah, and his toughness, I'm sure, jumped off too because he got his ass kicked in some of those games.
He did. That one, I think they played Oregon that year, same thing.
Yeah. So it's, again, you're evaluating a guy at Wyoming, a guy at Oklahoma, a guy at Oklahoma State, a guy at Louisville.
I mean, there was all over the map, whereas pro tape is much easier to evaluate versus all the guys that are playing with it, again, a smaller school in Wyoming. On his pro day, when he hit that cross-platform deep ball, were you like, fuck, why did he do that? Now everybody else knows? No, the throw that I was most mad at was in his bowl game because he had said i was at the game at air force that he got hurt uh on a boneheaded play that i've busted his balls about a few times but uh because he called the play not the coach i was ripping the coach when i was there but i thought they were i was hoping they would keep him out the rest of the season well he comes back versus central michigan and he he actually almost threw the same pass to against denver here a couple years ago but he rips one.
It was like a bang eight or something down the middle of the field, and it was just like a seed. And I wasn't at the game, but I'm watching it, and I'm going, Jesus, like, why are you doing this? Just sit out.
We like you. Yeah.
You don't need to do this. You're going to make money.
You're going to be okay. okay.
When you first saw him in shorts,

talk to me about that moment.

Well, he was, the first time we met him was at Senior Bowl.

And he was actually,

he was like scared. He was trying to impress us.

He wasn't the Josh that you guys

have gotten to know. He was a little uptight.

We busted his chops a little bit about it.

Yeah, but he looked good. He looked good on the hoof.

Yeah, very, very good.

So I'm curious from a GM perspective

because we've talked to a lot of different scouts

about Ohio State's practice facility and whether or not they actually have, because we had a similar idea not too long ago, where they run the 40-yard dash. Their yard lines might be closer together than one yard, so their guys are faster.
Do you get out? Do you measure with a tape measure every time you see somebody running a yard no i'm worried more about their play speed anyway to be honest with you yeah i mean the in the most of these guys that matter are running at the combine anyway and again if some guy you see him run four three eight there but you're watching film and you're going this guy's four five all day long like you're not like changing their grade going oh man we got to move this guy up can you tell just by watching yeah you can just you you put on the tape and you're like yeah that's that's not he's not 4-3 yeah we sit there and say this guy's game speed is you know 4-4-7 4-4-8 something like that you know we'll we still want to time them and see what it is see what it looks like and go back and watch it and make sure all right or have them running again but yeah now game speed game speed matters the most. All right, I have one last question.
This has been awesome. Your recurring guest is your second time on, Brandon Bean.
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What's your go-to question at the con button? Do you do the cat- cat dog do you do what what's the one that you you use to try to see how the guys react we don't honestly uh it's my biggest question it's easy is you know why if you're an underclassman why'd you why'd you come out early and if you if you're a senior why'd you wait till senior why didn't you come out early so you're'm trying to flip them both ways. Yeah.
I like that. I like that.
What about a meal? You ever judge a guy on his meal? I'm always watching if we eat, but there's no one. There was only one.
Actually, there was one of the quarterbacks, Joe Shane would know this, that we had a meal with back in 2018. And the way he cut his steak, it was kind of interesting.
Like, he had his whole thing, and it was like... Not fluid.
Yeah, it was very barbaric. I went to St.
Elmo's in 2015, and we sat in the Peyton Manning room, and I asked him what Andrew Luck orders, and they said chicken, and it was that moment I knew he was going to retire early. I did.
I swear to God, that story hank can attest to it so that is big if a guy's ordering chicken at a steakhouse yeah he's probably you know probably done it's different yeah it's just different well we're not letting josh order any chicken no no chicken no hell no no chicken um well brandon thanks so much appreciate you uh listening to the show i shout out your sons we're fans they're the best yeah yeah what do there's an anecdote about your son oh yeah give it to us. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. They're the best.
Yeah. There's an anecdote about your son.
Oh, yeah. Give it to us.
My older one, you go in his room and he's asleep and you guys are playing. Oh, that's scary.
That means we're raising him more than you. I know.
That's why it's scary. It is scary.
Our dumb takes are seeping into his brain. It's alarm.
It comes on and you guys are playing. I'm like, how did you turn it? He goes, no, it comes on, and I have it played.
I like that. That's a ride or die AWL.
First thing in the morning, yeah. He's always busting my balls.
Why aren't you ever on this show? Why are you on that show? Here he is. It's honestly probably smart that you don't listen to us.
Yeah. That's why I worry about you raising him.
No, listen. He's going to be a terrible general manager.
There's's a whole group of young kids who were going to be their idols. That's a scary world for America.
That's a problem. There's a lot of things scary about America.
That's a big one, though. They're going to do studies in 20 years.
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Okay. It is Mount Rushmore time.
We're pre-taping the three Mount Rushmore's this week because we will be on the road. Barstool 20th anniversary in Boston on Wednesday.
Jake is not attending, so we had to do it so that Jake can be a part of the Mount Rushmore because it is a tight race. Thank you guys for including me.
Of course. I didn't want to miss a full week of shows.
Yeah, I didn't want you to be involved. There's nothing worse, Jake.
I know. There's nothing worse, right, Hank?

I don't like it.

So I'm glad I'm a little bit involved.

Okay.

So next up, we're going to do the Mount Rushmore of trilogies.

Mount Rushmore of trilogies.

This was Henry's pick for Mount Rushmore.

I like it.

Yeah.

No, I do too.

And fig enough, Hank and Max are on the floor.

Wait, what?

This is Wednesday's show?

Oh, never mind.

This guy.

Is it us first?

Big Count BFT.

Let's go.

They just went first.

I know.

I was not scrolling correctly.

Damn.

And I thought I'd be like, and fitting enough.

Like, shut up jay

before you speak all right trilogies this is gonna be tough yeah should we go with that eight that i did it's pretty good okay so it's a controversial pick because of what's happened since but separate the art from the artist

right and understand

that these are maybe the three like pound for pound best albums out there and everyone still those songs just go so so hard it is kanye west college drop out late registration graduation they call it the college trilogy yes it is called college trinity so what's the official title I call it college you can just put Kanye West and then put the three album names it is I mean again has said some things since but if you put any of those songs on it's instant college dropout is maybe my favorite rap album of all time. It it's it's just classics that's a great pick i didn't think you guys were gonna go one one but it's it's did you have it alpha step of course you had it omega step aka step gangsters walk see we don't gonna talk we know all the words oh heck you know that Good stuff, cousin.
I disavow. What? Kanye.
This is early 2000s, Kanye. We disavowed Kanye as well in terms of his recent comments.
The art stance. It sounds like you never listened to it.
Probably not. Yeah.
OJ had some great seasons with the Bills. He ran for like 2,000 yards.
He was an artist, wasn't he? Does his art stand? No. No, because it sucked.
Yeah, it wasn't that good. If he was a fucking Rembrandt out there.
If he was Picasso, well, he probably would have just been an artist. Yeah.
Okay. Don't you know that? That's a good pick.
That's a great pick. Sure, it'll be controversial, but that's fine.
I think people...

Those albums played nonstop for that 10-year stretch.

It's crazy.

All right, who's up next?

We are.

Okay.

We're going to go with the Dark Knight trilogy.

Good pick.

We had that too.

Yeah.

Good pick.

Good pick.

Hank, Max. Uh-oh, they're texting each other.
Why don't you just say it out loud? Oh, because you guys don't do the number system. I'd say the number system is better on the podcast than under silence.
Yeah, than just texting and waiting for a text back while he's sitting right there. All right, we're going to go Godfather.
Oh, Godfather 3? You took Godfather 3? Oh! Yeah, you know he fucked up. Hank knows he fucked up.
He forgot about the Godfather 3. Don't let him do this.
No, Hank knows. Because 1 and 2 are so good.
1 and 2 are great. People literally just say the Godfather 3 doesn't exist.
They try to make it so it's not a trilogy. No.
Hank, don't let him do this. Hank's right.
This is like when I drafted Touchback as the best signal. You know immediately when the pick is a bad one.
Hank, don't let him do it. Hank, don't let him do it.
No, he's honest. No, I respect what Hank's doing.
Don't listen to Max. Max, we're being honest.
That wasn't on my list simply because of Godfather 3. But the series in itself is an trilogy correct it's true to make a trilogy you have to have the third and they did and it was bad it was bad but Godfather 1 and 2 are if you ranked if you took the it's the best sequel of all time but it is a trilogy the trilogy then sinks the whole trilogy within itself that's not that is incorrect you know it's a sequel you look at just when they thought I was out if It's literally just a meme.
The entire body of work. That's one of the most memorable lines of all time.
True or false. What movie is that from? What movie is that from? It's from Twitter.
No. No.
That's just your brain is Twitter. True or false, Max? When are you guys going to start calling it X? Yeah, because I get paid.
When are you guys going to start calling it X? When are you going to start getting paid?

When are you going to start calling it X?

I'm not verified.

I'll never be verified.

Actually, guess what?

I think that just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back.

It's probably more well-known from The Sopranos.

Yeah.

Quoting it.

True.

Silvio.

Than it is from The Godfather 3.

Mocking it.

Max, true or false, people pretend Godfather 3 doesn't exist.

False.

People also say that it is the greatest series of movies of all time.

Sequel, yes.

First series.

It's the greatest series of movies of all time. Okay.
You love anything in second place. That was crazy.
Yeah, Godfather Part 2. All right, Max, you say the next one.
Do you disagree with me on this? I don't. I'm a little rattled.
Lord of the Rings. Good pick.
Good pick. Good pick.
Good pick. Godfather trilogy is going to look bad on the graphic.
No, it's not. As the first pick.
No, it's not. Yeah, as the first pick.
No, it's not. Yeah, it's not like it's hiding in third place.
Hank knows. No, he doesn't.
That's your 1-1. He's literally doing the...
Don't. I think the Godfather looks good, though.
Yes, the Godfather does look good. And just when you thought I was out, they pulled me back in.
All-time classic. What's it from? They hate it Twitter X Sopranos They made me They didn't like the Mike Breen double bang They didn't like titty fucking That was crazy You guys didn't like titty fucking The double bang was Was the double bang regular season? Yeah but it's a great That was what I was disappointed in Regular season Everyone Max even said He's like we should have done LeBron Roy allen three but that that out of principle even though i did pick lebron that was the worst you don't have principle you pick non that was the worst non non boston team involved sporting event i've ever watched i was on the floor like shaking i was so mad so sad okay uh Jake and Billy.
We are going to go with the original Star Wars trilogy never seen it episode 6, 7, 4, 5, 6 is that what it was? I'm not a pop culture guy I probably couldn't do 4 trilogies on here that I've seen. Okay.
I've also not seen the Star Wars movies. I've seen, I think most of the last one.
Yeah. Episode six.
Is that what they call it? Yeah. Most of that.
I think I've said this on the show, but growing up, I had them on VHS and they were the three longest movies that I own. So whenever my parents would be like, you can watch a movie before bed I always watch Star Wars so

I've seen those three movies

hundreds of times and episode one

which I thought was good until I got old

Phantom Menace

side note the show Blaze

they throw in random

45 minute episodes that

fucks me up for that exact reason

my son's like one more and I'll press play

and I think it's 20 minutes it's 45

yeah fucking brutal

okay PFT

See you next time. fucks me up for that exact reason my son's like one more and i'll press play and i think it's 20 minutes it's 45 yeah fucking brutal uh okay pft some decisions i say we go either two three yep two i like two we have two okay you have two picks go ollie fraser ollie fraser the the pinnacle of boxing trilogies ollie fraser what do you think about that i like it okay uh and now what do we go with our second one you don't like you don't you don't okay and he's got nothing for us ollie fraser's a good pick though thank you i like seven ten shut up don't laugh four seven ten i think we go 7 Toy Story Trilogy they just made a 4th okay so then we have to do another pick great does it come out yeah 2019 it was on our list originally okay you guys don't know ball yeah I haven't seen Toy Story 4 I'm were awesome.
Two was fine. Three was really, really good.
Yeah, they didn't let up. It's kind of the reverse Godfather.
Four. Actually, I saw four.
It was terrible. Didn't see it.
That's why they should have stopped at three. Many people say that they don't even count the fourth one.
Toy Story 4 is a 97% on Rod. No, I saw it.
I mean, granted, it was like I was a fully grown adult, but it was not.

Three was great.

Four was fine, if not bad.

Although every single animated movie has like a 98 on Rod. All right, what do we do now?

PFT.

Shit, I didn't know they made a fourth.

We can go 10.

Yeah, let's go 10.

Say it.

Mighty Ducks.

Mighty Ducks trilogy.

Yeah.

Quack. Quack.
Yeah, it is. No.
Yes, it is. No.
Quack. They evolved it.
Mighty Ducks. Mighty Ducks trilogy.
Yeah. Quack.

Quack.

Yeah, it is.

Yes, it is.

No.

Quack.

They evolved it.

Three sucked.

Three, they go to the private school.

Mighty Ducks three was worse than they won like the world championship.

Yeah.

And they had to go to high school and they suck.

It made no sense.

No.

They were young.

They won the fucking under 14 world championship. That's what made it rock.
They's like they're the best hockey players in the world, but that one school. School, yeah.
You don't know ball. You don't know puck, Hank.
Godfather 3 is better than Mighty Ducks 3. No.
Look at those rotten tomatoes. Okay, yeah.
Let's RT off. Well, let's not.
Okay. We are going to go boxing with a...
it's our turn oh sorry Jake doesn't know boxing either it's Jake's pick okay is it Jake and Billy or Jake and Mims oh yeah okay Max I don't think we have a fourth pick this is this is category, Hank. You picked this! I thought it was cool.
I think you recommended this last week, too. Hank's been pushing trilogies on us for months.
I like it. I don't know.
I guess I didn't. I didn't think anyone was going to pick Star Wars because no one of you fuckers have watched it.
All right. Our next pick is going to be Back to the Future.
Okay. The same movie.
Three times. Three of them.
What is the same movie three times? Back to the Future is an incredible trilogy. I actually just saw the Broadway show in New York last month.
It's brand new. Highly recommend.
Okay. Okay.
Yeah. Doc Brown.
Back to the Future. Yeah.
The DeLorean. Yes.

This is great because we're basically just talking about a bunch of things that we haven't consumed.

I was writing my list.

I don't really know what to say.

I saw the first one.

I think I saw the second one.

I definitely didn't see the third one.

I like how people just always adjust.

They do like Photoshop's of the day that they come back in time to.

And you can just make that any day. I think the SportsCenter does that a lot.
Yeah. All right.
Hank, two picks, but you might not have two. We're going to go.
I mean, one Max just sent me. So wait, you only came up with a trilogy of trilogies? No.
Should we do three rounds in honor of trilogies? No. absolutely not.
Mount Trishmore. I think it's the greatest sporting documentary, or one of my top, top five, top three.
I'd have to think. I mean, I said that was a little bit.
Who loves this pick? It's not number one, but it's the best boxing documentary I've ever seen, Gaddy Ward. Okay.
But it was actually a trilogy. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, I thought you were saying the documentary was also three parts.
No, but if you watch, it's on HBO. If you haven't watched it, you should.
It's about the Gaddy Ward trilogy. We had it on our list.
Head body. Head body.
Not you. Not you.
Not me. Yeah.
Yeah, we had it on our list. But it's truly like these guys were fighting, and they were basically killing each other for 11 rounds straight.
It's the craziest boxing I've ever witnessed. Gotty Ward documentary? No.
The Gotty Ward fights. Hank is just thinking about the fights through the lens of this one documentary that he likes.
Watch the documentary tonight. You'll be ready to run through a brick wall.
I might just watch the fights. That kidney shot is so good.
I just don't know where we're going here. Oh, you got it.
You got this. Cook.
cook this is titty fucking all over again i just don't think it makes any sense nah you cook uh the holy trinity father's holy spirit what is that oh they all exist concurrently right well yeah i don't know if that yeah no it does you guys does. You guys did the college trinity.
We did the holy trinity. Yeah, so I saw the college trinity, and I was like, can I just go father and holy spirit? The Kanye West, that's called the college trinity.
Okay. We are choosing the holy trinity.
Do they all happen at the same time? I sent the definition of what trinity is. How about the...
You keep saying Trinity. Trilogy.

How about the trilogy of Philadelphia Eagles NFC Championship losses in a row?

Ooh.

In the mid-2000s.

That would have been a good one, too.

A grouper series of three related things.

Okay.

Father, Son, Holy Spirit.

That's a good pick.

Thank you.

Fuck yeah.

Great scramble pick by Max.

Yeah.

You heard the word Trinity, and you're like, let's go.

Yeah.

Okay.

World Wars.

Just wait.

All right.

Our final pick is going to be Spider-Man.

Tobey Maguire's Spider-Man movies.

Okay.

The Upside Down Kiss.

Yeah, The Upside Down Kiss.

And then when...

What's his...

I forget his name, but James Franco's character, he turns into

a bad guy.

He's canceled.

Have you seen the Broadway play?

I did.

Didn't somebody.

I think someone.

Do you highly recommend?

No.

I mean, it's not.

Someone like died, right?

I think so.

Yeah.

Wild.

Wow.

It was like a, by a web.

It was like the WWE fall into the turnbuckle thing.

Yeah.

So those are, that's a great

trilogy okay great trinity all right last pick what should we do pft we go the last one on our list that's a good one um also i think that's too old four five six then that's that's three That's a trilogy of numbers.

Okay.

Man, I don't know what we pick.

We have so many. What do you guys want us to pick? Four, five, six, you pick.
Five. No, you fucked up.
Okay. Let me see what five is.
We're going to say that either Perfect. It's great.
Are you serious? What are you going to say about Pitch Perfect? He's mad about my text that I just said. No, I'm not.
That's fine. We're good.
What are you going to say about Pitch Perfect? I've seen all three. Your guys' logic is so...
You can't get as mad as we did about The Godfather and then pick like... Shitty fucking...
Pitch Perfect 2 and 3 were terrible. No, they weren't.
Pitch Perfect 1 masterpiece. Which one was the Germans? Yeah, they went overseas.
Which one was the Germans? I don't even know. Which one was the Germans? That movie was good.
I haven't even seen 3. That movie was good.
I don't know which one it was. Pitch Perfect 2 was such a letdown.
All right. Pitch Perfect 1, fantastic.
So maybe we fucked up. I haven't seen the third one, but the first two were good uh misses i thought we were gonna do it we're gonna go jay-z blueprint or bird magic finals oh yeah oh i was gonna go with uh the second three-peat of the bulls yeah although it was like six that's the six six so it's not really a trilogy no it's like Star Wars like there's six Star Wars but he picked the first trilogy yeah I guess but you think of it as more of like an MJ didn't do was it a six beat? yeah but he was putting his when he won he would be like five six like he wasn't saying one two three again but it's a three beat right therefore a trilogy would have been if they won another three-peat no a trilogy of three-peats yeah a trilogy of trilogies okay uh awesome powers good yeah i don't you can't pick that you could if that was the case then we would have been able to pick toy story no because it was four five six but they didn't they haven't come out with...
But when they won the fourth, that was the fourth. It was the first of the second three.
But it was the fourth. It was the first of the second three.
But it was the fourth. So could you just say the first three movies of Harry Potter? Well, under Hank's rules, yeah.
But then Jake's Star Wars rules don't count. Jake's Star Wars isn't a pick.
Oh, another good one the uh jake picked a trilogy of a series of movies where there's eight i didn't know that i'm not star wars guy same they have eight there's eight star wars so you just googled it and picked it but there were like that and memes there were like 25 years in between them there was a lot of years in between two what about that's not time is. It's the same guy.
Was it the same actors in the Star Wars? George Lucas. But was it the same actors? Yeah.
Mark Hamill's in them. Okay.
We missed out on a couple of Matrix, right? Matrix sucks. Cars was.
You think that Matrix sucks? No. Again, it's pitch perfect.
Matrix one, fantastic. Two, three, terrible.
Cars was the other one, but Cars 2 was weird. Of the three pitching changes that the Astros used in the World Series to throw the combined no-hitter.
Damn, we should have done that. Yeah.
Fuck. Bad Boys.
Any others? Naked Gun. Naked Gun.
Bad News Bears, the original one. Bad News Bears.
There's three of those?

I had no idea.

There's three of those.

There's the original one.

There's the one where they go to the Astrodome,

and then I think they go to Japan.

Hangover.

That sounds like a terrible trilogy.

Hangover wouldn't have been a bad pick.

It was fun.

The Blade trilogy.

The Hangover movies were actually all pretty funny.

Yeah.

I mean, it was the same thing,

but it was like they did a good job with milk.

That's one of those where the first is such a classic.

It's tough to live up to.

Pirates too.

Pirates of Cable and Slap.

Transformers.

Segnity's Revenge.

Yeah.

Actually, were there four pirates?

I think there's been a bunch of pirates.

I think there were four pirates.

I think what we learned here is trilogies low-key suck.

Yeah.

I think we just learned that because that was a struggle to get that.

Except for the Father, Son, Holy Ghost.

Yeah.

Shout out God.

Shout out God.

And Kanye.

I have a lot to watch.

You're not going to watch any of these.

This is going to be a real holy war for this.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's true.

We kind of box ourselves in.

Kanye versus God.

Okay.

Good Mount Rush War. Actually, no, not a good Mount Rushmore.
I tried. Okay.
Let's wrap up the show with some FAQs. It is weird being back in New York.
Don't miss it. I was walking around my neighborhood today.
I was walking around the West Village and I was like, you know, this place is pretty cool. I could see myself living here.
I really enjoyed it. You know, once you step away from it for a while, you come back.
But then I got into Midtown. I was like, New York sucks ass.
We also, coming back here is weird because I got a peek into our old studio, and everyone probably isn't surprised to hear this, but Billy has completely trashed it and taken it it over that's interesting because I was talking to Billy yesterday and he said okay I gotta get going because I need to clean up the studio before you guys get back so it sounds like he didn't do that no no no no no I peeked in so he put it he put a piece of paper on the door that said Billy's office yeah I ripped that off uh at a principal and then I looked in and it was like, I thought I was hoarder. It's been like three weeks.
So I talked to Billy about it a little bit because I was I was I wasn't mad. I was disappointed.
And he said that every other studio that just want to throw something out threw it into our studio. Yeah, right.
So that's the best lie ever. Well, I think you'll never believe believe this but it was everybody's fault except for billy's i was in there today with billy and someone else who is helping uh with you know designing our new office we were talking about things that we're going to bring and things we should uh get into our new studio my file cabinet needs to go and needs to be brought why because you lost your key and you have cash in there no i have like all all old phones and a bunch of shit I just didn't want to throw out.
Your burners? Do you lose your keys? No. Oh.
Why? I was just asking. Why don't you just bring the phones? I didn't want to do the act of cleaning out my file cabinet, so I said just bring the whole file cabinet, and then when I bring it to Chicago, I'll never open it again, but I know it's safe.
So we're in there earlier. There's nothing in there of value, actually.
And I was talking about how messy it was. And I think I said to Billy, like, you clean this? As in, like, you have to clean this? And he thought I said, oh, you cleaned this? And he's like, yeah, I did.
Thank you. And I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is after you cleaned it? He's like, yeah, yeah, I cleaned it up earlier. and I's like yeah i did thank you i was like wait wait wait wait this is this is after you cleaned he's like yeah yeah i cleaned it up earlier and i was like billy this is this is disgusting like this is the worst that it ever was oh man that was a funny it is pretty bad and so i was giving him shit about it and he was like well no it's not actually anything that i put in here or didn't clean out like just like probably overnight everybody else just trasheded it.
And I was like, what's that on the ground?

He's like, oh, yeah, I had a little spill.

It was like half the room covered in dust.

Yeah, it's, oh, officer, no, this isn't my weed.

I was holding it for a friend.

Yeah, Billy's holding everybody else's shit.

He asked me to bring it from one place to another.

That's not mine.

All the protein powder, pre-workout, and aquarium equipment actually belongs to Out and About.

Actually, Joey might. Joey, yeah.
Okay. FAQs.
At what point during PMT did you guys realize you guys would be doing this for the rest of your life? Ooh. Was it a certain interview or just how many listeners you had? Yes, right now.
Yeah, wait. We're going to do this until we die.
Well, yeah, because we're going to die from Legionnaire's disease. That's true.
So today. I knew after like a month when I got recognized at a dentist's office in Austin, Texas, and I purposely tried to keep my face like off all cameras.
But when I got recognized there, I was like, this might be more wide-reaching. Yeah.
I thought if somebody is that into the show, that they can pick up on that. Yeah.
I think it was probably fall of 2016 when I was like, oh, shit. This is like a rocket ship that we're front seat for.
It's rules. I had a great three months when I thought we were getting a TV show on espn i was like this is going to be everything oh and then when it got canceled i was like that was fun oh i gotta tell you guys this i was at stew finders house today he never told us this story it's fucking insane when we went we went to stew finders house i think it was right around when we were like the summer before the barstool van talk.
And I actually remember a little bit of what he was saying,

that you and I, PFT, went off to a bench to talk.

I think maybe we had a phone call or something, right? So he kind of knew what was going on, but we couldn't tell him everything.

He said that when we were there, a hawk came and picked up a squirrel.

And after we left, the hawk dropped the dead squirrel on the bench we were sitting on and his wife said whatever those guys were talking about it's not going to work out i was like stew why did you fucking tell us that's wild wild he just didn't tell us his story it's been like six years it has nothing to do with us or ESPN. The reason the show was canceled was-

Sam Ponder.

No.

No.

Yeah, it's all wet on the bridge now, Sam.

We're great friends.

It was a hawk.

It was the hawk's fault.

But isn't that crazy?

He just didn't tell us?

Yeah.

He's like, well, if I told you, what would you have done?

I was like, we wouldn't have done the show.

That's a bad omen.

Really bad.

And he said his wife's a witch.

Ah, no, he might have said bitch.

Okay, go ahead. No, Sandy's the best.
Absolute best host in the world. Whatever happened to Jilly Football? Thanks, Missy Billy.
I hear from her every now and again. Yeah.
Yeah. She's still around.
Jilly Football was great. She didn't fully get...
She was a great woman to have around. Great woman.
podcast uh very that's great very that's great but she was so and i like the idea of gold we should run back the idea yeah i would actually an older person i think we should ideally it would rule if next summer we got like a 60 to 70 year old retired chicago union worker that'd be great. That would be awesome.
Or like. You just had like a guy's guy.
Or like a seven. Maybe like a 90 year old rich widow.
And then we become her best friends. Yes.
And then. And her will.
Well, no, she'll still probably just give it all to the dog. And we get in the will.
But then we take her dog, too. Yeah.
But yeah, wouldn't that be cool if we just had like a real guy who didn't even know what the Internet was? Yeah, it'd be awesome. I always thought that having like an older person that doesn't understand podcasts just to be like the grandparent of the podcast would be a good idea.
Yeah. So Julie did a good job.
She did. She invented our darling Jake.
She did. Yeah.
All right. So, Jake, when you get get to this point because you listen to every show before it even comes out, you pervert.
He does. He does go to the Dropbox.
Shout out Jake. He works very hard because he writes the blogs for us.
Set a reminder for right after the National Championship game March Madness. Hire old dude.
Old person. Yeah.
We did a woman, so let's try to do a dude. Best candidate.
Best candidate available. Yeah.
Hey, PMT crew plus second place max. Ooh.
That felt unnecessary. It felt also necessary.
Is the new office going to be ready in time for football season, and are we getting a video tour of the office? Good question. Yes, we are.
So here are the dates. We are getting a video tour.
We are definitely getting a video tour. We will not be ready for football.
It will be ready for football season. Just football season goes a long time, Hank.
It will be. So everyone we appreciate, by the way, everyone who's bared with us for this weird summer where we were traveling, moving, all that stuff.
Everyone. We didn't get many complaints about, you know, being remote, which I appreciate because it was a crazy summer.

There was a lot of shit that happened in the last four months.

Right.

But the goal, and I think I do believe this,

the first part in my take in the new studio will be the Sunday of week three.

The Sunday of week three will be our first part in my take

in the new studio. I'm so mad that you said that.
No, no, no. That it doesn't sound that bad no it really doesn't it's it's it's september 23rd or whatever it is um and then what i've been told so we'll start working like we'll start working out of it after week three what i've been told is that uh october 13th will be the All the all the floors are swept.
Everything's done. I think September 23rd to October 13th, we will be in there, but it will be kind of a slower migration to get everyone in there because they're finishing up some of the other podcast studios.
But that's listen week three. That's we barely got our feet wet.
So just deal with it until week three. But we're going to be here And the video tour of the studio That should come out probably pretty soon So if you haven't seen it come out yet Ask Max what's the deal He's working on editing it But yeah that was I liked the idea of a video tour I think that person doesn't understand That this office We didn't build a 40,000 square foot office for us to just play around and not put it on video.
That would be so funny. You will see a video tour basically every single day.
It would be so funny if we had the full court basketball, the golf simulator, all that stuff baked in, and then we never used it. It was just for us to do during breaks.
You will see it all the time. It's going to be awesome.

Why with this one?

What's the worst segment idea that was ever brought up for the show and who thought of it?

First boob.

Ooh.

And I don't know who thought of that one.

I don't think that was that bad.

I think, well, we did it one time.

We asked Ice Cube and it was awkward.

Yeah, that was probably a bad person to ask.

Should we bring back first boob?

I'm down.

Okay, Hank, what's your first boob? In a movie. Airplane.
Oh, yeah. That's a good one because it's rated PG.
They didn't have an R rating back then for it. I want to say mine was Kate Lindsay, but I think it actually was Braveheart.
Mine's Braveheart. Yeah.
I think we've talked about this before. Yeah.
Braveheart just came out of nowhere. I watched He Got Game with my grandparents.
Great scene. That was something.
All-timer. That was something.
Yeah. Max, what was your first boob? Titanic.
Nice. Memes? Nice.
Euro trip? Oh. See, it's not a bad question.
We talked about it. Trilogy is how I would always watch Star Wars.
It was the longest movie I had. The only movie I had, I had Titanic, and then I had a DVD of the Swordfish movie.
Oh. And there was boobs in that.
There was boobs. I also want to say one of the first-ish boobs.
Terrible movie. Starship Troopers? Yeah, that had a lot of boobs in it.
97. A lot of shower boobs.
That sounds about like one of, that was one of, Starship Troopership Troopers Wild Things Good movie That had some boobs I think Braveheart was like 94, 95 Yeah And it was two VHSs Yeah Which is crazy I convinced myself that I saw boobs in Forrest Gump But they don't show them But I would like pause the VHS and be like Look that's a boob Side bo. Side boob for sure in Forrest Gump.
Side boob for sure.

Maybe some under boob.

Yeah.

What are some other bad segments that we've done?

I don't know.

Can we do an Island Boys segment?

That was fire or fuck boys.

Rushmore of guests?

Yes.

Very bad.

Very bad idea.

Yeah, I think.

Sound off in the comments. I'm sure there's ones we're forgetting.
Some of the people don't like. Okay.
Great show, boys. Here's a new.
Check it out. I saw it.
New lottery ball machine. Pretty sick.
Love it. Yeah.
Pretty sick. So it's the.
It's a picture you're showing. It's a picture I'm showing.
It's the height of a 5'3 woman. It five three woman it's a normal height normal oh one last thing max james harden fined a hundred thousand dollars by the nba they did an investigation for selling wine to the 14 year olds they did an investigation to whether james harden said the things that he was on camera saying they came to the conclusion that he did say all those things about daryl morey so they fined him 100k what are What are your thoughts on that, Max? Not enough.
Find him more. More.
Get him out of here. Kick him off the tour.
Kick him off the tour. Okay.
Andy Staples on Friday, college football preview. Get excited.
Week zero coming up. Let's see.
Oh, and also watch the Barstool 20th anniversary. Yeah.
Live stream Wednesday night. A punk.
I got a tux. I'm going to look good.
Are you going to look good? I have an idea for an outfit that I have not executed yet, so there's a chance I look terrible. Okay.
That's a little teaser. I'm excited about getting the band back.
I'm doing a DIY outfit. Oh, that's going to be bad.
But it could be cool. I'll tell you one thing.
In head when i thought of it i was like i'm gonna rocks crush okay have i done it yet no am i gonna do it right before the show yes if it works out do i have a backup no oh hank i just saw a thing that you were talking about stephen a smith reported that lonzo ball has trouble sitting but then lonzo ball video of him Lonzo Ball... Video of him sitting.
Of him sitting and standing.

And standing.

With one leg.

Yeah.

He's great at sitting.

It was kind of sad, though,

that clip with him a couple days ago where he's like,

yeah, the Bulls basically built a team

around me to unlock everything

and I can't play.

Cool.

Cool.

He can sit.

This guy's one of the best.

Sit and stand.

He's doing it on one leg, too.

Sit and stand.

And his house looks sick. All right.
Numbers. 69.
Memes, you ever gotten this? I have not. Max is going to hit the machine now.
Oh. Oh, machine.
Old school. Old school.
Can we trust him? All right. What are your guys' guesses? 99.
I'm going to go with one. 17.
All right, Max. Whenever you're ready.
Oh. see you? What's your guess, Max? You're on input 11.
I mean, this is electric. It's also broken.
Billy broke it. Okay.
Just pick one out there with your hand. He's struggling.
I mean, these lottery balls don't count. We should just wait for the new lottery ball.
We do it because people like to guess. Hank makes a good point.
The lotto balls out of this machine should not count for anything. We start all over again.
He's saying it's broken. No, I agree.
No, it's a fresh slate. Great point.
Great point. I know, but people like to guess.
It's a thing we do at the end of the show. People like to guess.
It's worse than preseason. Why can't people guess? It's preseason for the new machine.

But it's not, yeah. This could be the biggest win

in preseason lottery ball history.

I don't even... Max, do you

have it? I might hold out.

He's struggling.

He might not know that you have to plug it in.

He seriously thinks it's broken.

Oh, wait.

What is the number?

It hasn't been drawn yet.

He's standing next to the machine.

The balls are going.

38.

38.

Ah, okay.

All right.

Love you guys.

Barstool Vantalk could have been all avoided

if Steve Fyter's wife had told us about a mock trial

and I'm going to scroll on a little bench

that we talked to him.

She's all walking away.