Josh Duhamel, Mt Rushmore Of Manly Things That We Wish We Could Do And Dan Snyder Has Officially Sold The Team

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Speaker 1 On today's part of my take, we have recurring guest, and I think maybe our best friend now, Josh Dumel. He has a new show out or coming out called Buddies.

Speaker 1 And we get into the story of him just being like the best friend to all his best friends.

Speaker 1 And I think he's now our best friend great interview with him and we have mount rush more

Speaker 5 of manly things we wish we could do uh the washington commanders officially have a new owner we're gonna talk some open championship and then we have fire fest of the week lucy's the obvious choice for a true nicotine pouch connoisseurs that's why they're official nicotine pouch partner of barstool sports they go up to 12 milligrams in strength and have unique shape that feels great we all use the breakers they're the only pouches with a hydration capsule caps inside.

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Speaker 1 Okay, let's go.

Speaker 1 violence,

Speaker 1 and then a lot of soft work to be done.

Speaker 1 No place to hang out on washing,

Speaker 1 and then a candle game all on the sounds. Oh, no, we're gonna rock it down to Electric Ivenue.

Speaker 1 And then we'll take it higher.

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Speaker 6 It's part of my take, isn't it about Marshall Sports?

Speaker 1 Welcome to Part in My Take. Today is Friday, July 21st.
And for the last time on Part in My Take, we will utter Dan Snyder's name, PFT.

Speaker 1 Your team is officially free. You have a new owner.
Congratulations.

Speaker 6 Josh Harris, thank you. Hank, thank you very much for finally congratulating me.
I actually, I found the news out today because Hank texted the group chat, congrats. Yep.

Speaker 6 And I saw that and I was like, what is Hank congratulating me for? And I looked it up. The deal was done.
The witch is dead. Fuck you.
We won, Dan. The fans won.

Speaker 1 You're out.

Speaker 6 Bye, bitch. See you later.

Speaker 6 I feel a lot of emotions today. I'm happy.
I'm still angry at the man. I don't think that we should ever say his name again.
He's paying a $60 million fine on his way out the door.

Speaker 6 That was the price for his indiscretions. $60 million for fraud and for sexual harassment, which hilariously reduces the value of the team to $5.9 billion.

Speaker 7 So that'll teach him a lesson.

Speaker 6 He only made $5.1 billion profit off this sale. So owners will think twice before fooling around with the books.
It was a funny day.

Speaker 8 They were having their big league meeting up in Minnesota.

Speaker 6 Jerry Jones showed up, and he looked like a geriatric top gun pilot, saying that he was looking forward to going out to D.C. to administer some capital punishment.

Speaker 6 I think Jerry actually thought that he was going to kill Dan Snyder today. I think that in his mind, Jerry Jones saw it like the meeting in Goodfellas where they were supposed to make somebody.

Speaker 6 Snyder steps in the door, boom, shoot him in the back of the head.

Speaker 6 So I was happy to see Jerry happy in that regard. I've got a couple of Dan Snyder facts here.

Speaker 6 Can I run through some of the greatest hits of the Dan Snyder era and then we'll be done talking about this bitch for forever?

Speaker 1 Yes, please.

Speaker 1 By the way, we all congratulated you, minus one person.

Speaker 1 But I think that person's a little upset because they got their owner stolen today. Because if you read Josh Harris's,

Speaker 1 you know, opening memo to the Washington community, he was like, this is going to be my main focus. I'm going to bring a Super Bowl to the Washington

Speaker 1 fans, the best fans in the world.

Speaker 11 He grew up a fan of the team.

Speaker 7 Yeah.

Speaker 6 So you know that that's probably going to be his biggest priority.

Speaker 1 It's going to be, everything else is on the back burner, I think is exactly what he said. He's like, all the other teams that I own don't know which ones they even are anymore.
Joelle who? Yeah.

Speaker 7 Who's the guy that I got to take care of in Philly?

Speaker 1 I forget. No, I don't care about him.

Speaker 12 I don't care about him.

Speaker 12 Maury's got us in the right direction.

Speaker 1 That'd be all right. Max did not congratulate PFT.
He was the only one.

Speaker 12 Well, we congratulate him in Philly.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, we've done a lot of congratulations.

Speaker 12 We literally popped champagne in December.

Speaker 12 You came over to my desk in December and we popped champagne because of Dan Slater.

Speaker 10 Someone gets proposed, you congratulate him, then you do the party beforehand, then you do the wedding. Like it's all it's all one congratulations.

Speaker 1 Yeah, PFT is basically like, you know, instead of birthday month, he had

Speaker 1 owner selling a team year.

Speaker 7 Yeah, it is a good year.

Speaker 7 It's the best season that we've had in

Speaker 6 the last 30 years of being a fan of this team.

Speaker 1 All right, so you can give us the facts.

Speaker 7 Some fun facts, okay?

Speaker 6 Dan Snyder. In his ownership tenure for the Washington Redskins Commanders football team, had an equal number of playoff wins, team name changes, and botched Sean Taylor days.

Speaker 6 Two for both of them.

Speaker 6 He had more team names than first team all-pros in the entire 24 years. He had two all-pros, two first-team all-pros.

Speaker 6 One was this year, a special teams guy, Jeremy Reeves, not a knock against that, but like, if that's one of your all-pro guys, that's, you know, like, that's one of them.

Speaker 6 The other was a guard, was Brandon Scherf. So besides that, we had no all-pro players first team for the last 24 years.

Speaker 6 We had a DEA and FBI raid that nobody talks about from three years ago, where they raided our team's medical facility. Kind of shut up about that for a while.

Speaker 6 Our best player of that era, Trent Williams, left the team because Dan stopped negotiating with him after he got scalp surgery because the team doctors misdiagnosed cancer on his scalp.

Speaker 6 And then Dan said, we're not going to pay him a dime. We had to trade him for basically nothing to the 49ers, where now he plays, excels.

Speaker 6 As Greg kittle said the other day he might be the best player in the nfl yeah um the stadium rained on fans it literally leaked onto fans multiple times the stadium also fell apart and almost killed jalen hurts he sued grandmothers who couldn't pay their season ticket bill because they lost all their money in the 2008 2009 financial crisis well that wasn't his fault

Speaker 6 We don't know that.

Speaker 1 I'm sure he had a hand in it. Those grandmothers got to pay.

Speaker 6 I'm sure Dan Snyder had a hand in ruining the economy.

Speaker 11 Trust me.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he definitely did.

Speaker 6 I know a Dan Snyder job when I see one that had his fingerprints all over it.

Speaker 6 They installed a Hooters at FedEx Field, Witch Rocks, and then they named it after RFK because they couldn't name a stadium after him. So they said, we'll do the next best thing.

Speaker 6 We'll name a Hooters after him inside our new stadium.

Speaker 1 Well, I mean, if we know the Kennedys, he probably

Speaker 1 in afterlife was like, that is the most tremendous honor of all time.

Speaker 6 Yeah, just don't put a pool in there for people to take their dates to like the Jaguars have. That would be a bad idea.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Or Volkswagen might end up upside down in there.

Speaker 6 Yeah. They never won 11 games.
Never happened. He never won 11 games.
He maxed out at 10, I think, twice, maybe. Every other team in the NFL has had an 11-win season since at least 2008.

Speaker 6 And the Washington franchise's last 11-win season was 1991.

Speaker 1 Pretty bad. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Pretty bad. And maybe the worst transgression, he signed Will Compton.

Speaker 6 So that'll tell you something about his talent evaluation right there.

Speaker 6 Yeah, well, there was a story that came out today where Jay Gruden said what everybody always knew, which was Dan Snyder would make all the free agency decisions, all the draft picks, just based on vibes, just going off of like games that he had seen on TV occasionally.

Speaker 6 Or if he wanted a new quarterback, he would come and say, hey, I know you have a whole team of scouts whose job it is to watch tape.

Speaker 6 I just really want a new toy. So can we get a quarterback?

Speaker 1 Okay, so that only that one, because I saw that Jay Gruden quote, I actually don't think was that bad because I would do the same thing if I owned a team. I'm just being honest.

Speaker 1 I'm not being, I don't want to be a hypocrite. If I were, if I owned a team, I'd be like, you know, they'd have a draft board and be like, no, that guy lost me money in a college bowl game.

Speaker 1 That guy, like, yeah, he's pretty sick. And I would, I would definitely put my foot down and be like, I want that guy.
Like, I watched him once and it was awesome.

Speaker 6 You might do that for like the first five years, but then you probably, you might learn your lesson.

Speaker 6 And Jay Gruden was saying that the owner of the Bengals used to do that Except the owner of the Bengals would sit in on scout meetings and actually like watch tape with the rest of the guys and they'd say yeah I still tell you what I still want that quarterback So let's draft him.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So Jay was like I respected that at least yeah that would maybe be I would maybe try to at least learn a little bit of something before I started throwing my weight around in the pre-draft meetings.

Speaker 1 But I just know that like That's one. And I think you probably would be the same way.

Speaker 1 I think everyone here would be the same way that if you owned a team, you would definitely be like, no, it's my team i'm making the decision this guy's cool let's trap them yep yeah i i definitely would have that that itch of like a fantasy football owner where it's like i like this guy have you seen his spiral yeah right

Speaker 6 yeah exactly uh let's see what else they gave albert hainsworth a hundred million dollars and all he did was fail conditioning tests and then he took a nap on monday night football in the middle of a play

Speaker 6 And then he started getting speeding tickets left and right. And he basically quit playing football so that he could drink at the bar and tell friends how cool his boat was.

Speaker 6 That was Albert Hainsworth the rest of his career, basically.

Speaker 6 Dan Snyder also

Speaker 6 oversaw the worst playing field maybe in the history of American sports at FedEx Field. Didn't do anything to change it.
A few fun leg injuries that occurred on that field that was not changed. RG3

Speaker 6 ruined him. Chase Young, Alex Smith,

Speaker 6 almost killed Alex Smith. Joe Burrow, Adrian Peterson, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Kyle Allen, just a few names right off the top there.

Speaker 6 Really, the list goes on and on and on. I could say a whole bunch more things about the man that I've probably already said ad nauseum for the last seven years.

Speaker 6 But I'm glad that he's gone. He's gone.

Speaker 10 He can't hurt me anymore.

Speaker 6 I'm excited. Bye, bitch.
And major shout out to Jim Ursay. Because who would have ever thought that Jim Ursa would have been the one that got this ball rolling?

Speaker 6 When he sat in the golf cart smoking a cigarette outside the owners meeting, saying, I think the time has come to do something about Dan Snyder. And at the time, we discussed it.

Speaker 6 Big cat, do you remember the conversation that we had where I said I would become a Colts fan and a Colts season ticket holder if this made Dan Snyder sell the team?

Speaker 1 I vaguely remember that. And I'm going to say right now that you don't have to do that based on the Colts' new uniforms today when everyone is releasing like the coolest new uniforms.

Speaker 1 And then the Colts were like, hey, what if we just were Duke football? And it was, it's hard to fuck up a uniform release. The Colts did it, so I'm going to give you an out just based on that.

Speaker 11 Well, it's too late because I already bought Colts season tickets.

Speaker 6 Oh, nice.

Speaker 6 Uh, I'm going to be giving them away to youngsters or just really anybody that I feel like.

Speaker 1 How much

Speaker 1 did that cost?

Speaker 7 Uh, $1,200.

Speaker 1 Okay. Oh, that's pretty cheap.
Yeah, pretty reasonable. I mean, I didn't get great seats.
I wasn't going to get a match for that. I wasn't going to get fantasy seats.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you want to match?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'll match. Fuck it.
Okay. So now $1,200 seats.

Speaker 7 Stick at and and I will be giving away

Speaker 7 Colts tickets every home game this year.

Speaker 6 I guess we're going to be Anthony Richardson fans, too.

Speaker 1 Was it just game time? I'll do it right now.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it was $1,250 for season tickets. So I picked those up.

Speaker 6 You got to figure out a way to give them away during the season, though. People need to submit something to us.
I would like to send youngsters, though.

Speaker 6 I just like having, I'll just like saying, I send a youngster to a game.

Speaker 1 We also should, I mean, Jake's going to have to do this. I don't want to,

Speaker 1 I don't want to be in charge of actually having to give away any of these tickets.

Speaker 6 What if we did, what if we did a Jim Ursai look-alike contest for kids? So, like, get dressed up in your, in, in like a Jim Ursa outfit and the best ones, baby Ursae.

Speaker 6 Yeah, there'll be baby Ursai seats.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, all right, okay, I'm gonna, I'm gonna buy, I mean, they are the ugliest uniforms. Did you guys see those?

Speaker 6 I saw those, I didn't, I didn't necessarily hate the black helmets, but they don't look like Colts uniforms.

Speaker 1 It's just so hard to like

Speaker 1 basically teams now just release new variations of their jersey throwbacks, which the Seahawks, that one rules.

Speaker 1 I saw the Browns did white helmets. They basically can release anything, and it will be like instant 2,000 quote tweets, just fire emoji.
And then I saw the Colts today.

Speaker 1 I was like, well, I guess you tried. I mean,

Speaker 1 good try, guys. But now I'm a Colts season ticket holder.
I'm going to do it right now. They kind of look like...

Speaker 1 What section did you get them in?

Speaker 6 Let me look it up.

Speaker 1 Because I'm going to get the same section.

Speaker 6 Well, I don't know that you can get seats right next to me because it was a pair of seats that were kind of by themselves.

Speaker 1 Was it in the corner of the end zone? Oh,

Speaker 8 not in the corner of the end zone, but they're not good seats.

Speaker 6 Kind of in the corner of the end zone. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 We're in section 618.

Speaker 1 Okay, great. I'm going to get 618 as well.
So we'll just be giving away 618 every single time.

Speaker 6 618, the 618 crew.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Two, two lucky, four lucky fans going to Colts games all year.

Speaker 4 How do we want to select each week?

Speaker 1 Like, do I just pick or do we want them, should there be a compliment I think people should have to pay us face value at least

Speaker 6 but I don't know we'll figure out some way to determine who to give away I'm sure that we have a lot of listeners in Indianapolis that I'd ideally like to give it to people that wouldn't be able to go see the games otherwise we got to go if they have a Monday night game

Speaker 1 we take the games

Speaker 4 or the early slate

Speaker 4 there's two TV D games at the end of the season but everything else is

Speaker 1 fairly slate.

Speaker 6 You have to predict whether or not the roof is going to be open. And then when Mr.
Ursa makes his decision about the roof being closed or not, we'll pick somebody who had the correct answer to that.

Speaker 1 This is going to be great. I'm doing it right now.
I'm literally buying it right now. Yeah, 1250.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you can just log on.

Speaker 7 They got, you have plenty of good seats still available. Also some bad ones.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Congrats to whoever's going to get to sit in our four seats every single game.

Speaker 13 We could do lottery ball.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 There's there's a lot of shit we could do. And when I say we, it is you, Jake.
Right, but you're going to decide what's going to be decided how we're picking.

Speaker 1 I'm going to buy these tickets and transfer them all to you right now. And you're going to have to do it.
Okay. But that's fine.

Speaker 6 Bottom line is, I want to give Jim Rosseter a big smooch. Yeah, I just want to kiss his face.
I just want to grab his cheeks and just...

Speaker 6 Plant one right on that right on that mug of his.

Speaker 7 Thank you. Thank you, sir.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's a hero.

Speaker 14 Man, I'll tell you what. When you're hungry out there, you start acting like a rookie quarterback in his first game, making bad decisions, messing up the basics, being all out of sorts.

Speaker 14 That's where Snickers comes in, man.

Speaker 15 That thing is packed.

Speaker 14 Roasted peanuts, nugget, caramel, milk chocolate. It's like the MVP of candy bars.
And when you bite into it, boom, it sorts you out, gets your head back in the game of life, satisfying your hunger.

Speaker 14 Remember this: Snickers handles your hunger so you can handle everything else. Snickers satisfies, man.
That's a winning play.

Speaker 1 Okay, other things.

Speaker 1 We had the open championship. That course,

Speaker 1 that course is awesome. I don't know if you guys tuned in, but

Speaker 1 pot bunkers, weird fucking, just like the rough is Wyndham Clark had one of the most unathletic swings I've ever seen in my life.

Speaker 1 I just love a course that makes everyone look at moments like they're us out there. And there were moments like that.
Tony Finow had to putt backwards out of a bunker just to get a better lie.

Speaker 1 Like, bravo. Good job.

Speaker 1 What is it? Royal Liverpool. You've done it.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 John Rahm had to chip backwards out of a bunker at one point, too. That swing by Wyndham Clark was one of the all-time great clips of golf, too, because the ball was buried.

Speaker 6 First of all, I don't know how these guys find their balls sometimes. They're just buried in that deep, deep fescue shit.
You can't even see it.

Speaker 6 He picked up his leg like he was an ice hockey player hitting a slap shot.

Speaker 10 Yep.

Speaker 6 And his club goes right underneath it.

Speaker 6 The ball goes to the side about three yards and then if i were so credit to winiam clark because if i were in that position i hit a shot like that i would just step right over the ball and hit it again yeah next next swing but you have to you have to be better than that and like calm yourself down take another practice shot and approach the shot the same way that i'm just going up to it i'm just hitting until the ball gets out of that yeah just getting angry and smashing it uh we had justin thomas who we like who's a recurring guest uh he went bunker to bunker that was a tough one i think what he ended up getting on that last hole?

Speaker 1 Was it like an eight? Nine, nine. Oh,

Speaker 1 brutal. So, yeah, the course is kicking ass, and our guy, Max is looking good.

Speaker 1 He's got a on he wrote on his golf glove NFG, which afterwards he was asked about it, and he said he can't say it because it's a bad word. So, I'm assuming it's no fucks given.

Speaker 1 Oh, not a racial slur. No, not a racial slur, but he is,

Speaker 1 yeah, like whatever works, works. If he has to write that on his cleats, great.

Speaker 1 i don't care so max looked good brooks looked good we're gonna have ourselves a nice open championship yeah it's a nice leaderboard already and it's it's a cool open leaderboard because you've got some players from countries that you usually don't see on the on the leaderboard of a masters the guy that's tied for the lead right now it's like emilio right emiliano yeah from argentina and there's an amateur who's tied for the leader who's like 6'8 i don't know how he plays golf i was reading about it i think they they made a rule about how long the drivers can be.

Speaker 1 So if you watch him drive, he has to like kind of dip down and almost bet, like he looks like

Speaker 1 he's swinging with baby clubs. He also had one where he was in the bunker and he had his leg up and he just has the longest legs ever.
But yeah, it's a fun mix of like weird names and big names.

Speaker 1 And yeah, I'm this course,

Speaker 1 hopefully it gets even harder because I just love the course.

Speaker 1 Watching guys have to hit out of bunkers and just be fucked because they, you know, hit a perfect shot and then it just rolled into the bunker 200 yards down the fairway. Like, it's, it's beautiful.

Speaker 11 Yeah, there was maybe the highlight of the day was Victor Hovland.

Speaker 6 So the course showed up big time, but the course also had some assistance from the wildlife.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 6 A bird flew right over his head and took a shit on his arm as he's about to take a shot. And he takes a step back and he just goes,

Speaker 6 I got shot on. I got shot on by a bird.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And he's fantastic.
He should have wiped it off. It's good luck.
Yep. We also had people bitching about the NBC coverage.

Speaker 1 You know that you're in trouble when Hugh Freeze is the first to chime in. He was upset about the commercials.
I had that too.

Speaker 1 I didn't realize it was on like four different streaming apps at once, and it was hard to follow.

Speaker 1 I don't know how they, I just don't understand how golf coverage can still be so difficult to follow, to watch. It just makes no sense to me.
Not next week.

Speaker 4 Next week, Barcelona.tv. It'll be great.

Speaker 1 The plug God. The plug God.
I love it.

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Speaker 10 What are you saying?

Speaker 10 When they do the picture-in-picture commercials, I don't think they realize that it's a golf ball. And when it's basically on half the screen, you can't see the ball.
So it's basically useless.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Like, they try and do the playing through thing and you just can't see anything that's going on.

Speaker 1 There was a moment I was watching on the Peacock app and Trey Wingo was in studio and they were talking.

Speaker 1 And as they were talking on a small screen behind them, Rory missed that putt from like five feet that came backwards at him.

Speaker 1 And I was like, how is it possible that we didn't get to see this? So someone's got to be able to figure out golf coverage. Maybe it's Jake Marsh.
Maybe he will save us.

Speaker 1 I've got an idea.

Speaker 6 Here's how you fix

Speaker 10 on 18. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, what do you do?

Speaker 10 His caddy was standing directly behind him,

Speaker 10 too close to when he hit his shot, and they give him a penalty when he was in the bunker.

Speaker 1 Wait, you're not allowed to do that?

Speaker 10 No, I'll send you the, I mean, it's, it's obviously like super golf hardos, but it's, it is a rule. And once again,

Speaker 10 it's just Rory. So they let him get away with it.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 6 Interesting. Fuck.
I was just going to say the way to fix golf coverage, it's pretty easy. You just show every fucking shot.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And

Speaker 1 five. Yeah.

Speaker 6 And then have like a sponsor have like a Rolex logo in the bottom right-hand corner.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Boom.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 Now, in the weekend, you don't care what the 57th place guy is shooting on the eighth hole.

Speaker 1 No shot. No, but the first round, you need to see every shot.
First round. There was a shitload of shots that just didn't.

Speaker 6 And then on the weekend, Jake, it's simple. You show every shot from the top like 10 guys.

Speaker 4 Yeah, they do a good job with that when they just like lock in on the leaders.

Speaker 6 I just want to give more credit to the golf cameraman. Again, I think that's probably the hardest job in sports.

Speaker 1 Also, we had a very cool leaderboard wrinkle. If you look at it right now, it has Jordan and then Speeth right underneath it.
So Matthew Jordan, who is, I think, from Liverpool,

Speaker 1 and then Jordan Speeth is right under it. It just looked like he was listed twice and kind of rocked.

Speaker 10 He's the clump champ.

Speaker 1 This is, that's a really, that's a really like boring thing for me to say out loud, but I did see it and was like, this is cool.

Speaker 1 That's really lame now that I'm saying it, like that I got pumped up for that. But I did.
I saw it and I was like, whoa, his name's twice.

Speaker 6 It's the same like the leaderboard where it says Scott Van Pelt when it was Adam Scott and then Bo Van Pelt. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Isn't that his Twitter banner picture?

Speaker 1 I think so, yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Either way, good, good job.

Speaker 6 I'm looking at this tweet that you just sent over here,

Speaker 6 the allowed and not allowed. You can't tell shit from that angle.
His caddy might be off to the side.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. They really got into this.
Jesus Christ. I didn't even know this was a rule.

Speaker 6 I'm looking at the shadows.

Speaker 1 shadows oh my god imagine oh i see why hank is is on board with this because it's

Speaker 6 it was promoted by live golf enthusiasts well no i i'm i

Speaker 1 i bet a lot of money i bet a lot of money on rory to miss the cut so he goes in the oh yeah you take yeah and i was like oh my god this is happening this is happening this is happening and he somehow saved par and then it comes out he cheated so it's like you know you don't want to win like that hank

Speaker 1 i want to win well i want i don't want to hit hit the second bunker shot out.

Speaker 10 Like, I that was a crazy shot, crazy putt.

Speaker 6 But Hank, you want him to be DQ'd?

Speaker 10 I think he should get stroked.

Speaker 1 There was, he should get stroked. There was also that moment where it looked like he was going to shoot a shot with the ball right up against the bunker and just try to get out just straight out.

Speaker 1 And the crowd erupted. I would absolutely let the crowd dictate it because it was one of those moments like, should I do it? Should I go full send here? And the crowd was like, yeah, fucking do it.

Speaker 1 I would just be like, fuck it. And I would just be stuck in that bunker right now.

Speaker 10 I know it's anti-golf etiquette, but like, I, it, it is fun rooting. That's the only person I bet to miss the cut.
So when this is happening, I was like, let's go. Let's go.
Like, it's, it's fun.

Speaker 10 It's kind of fun to root for bad shots. Obviously, when they're great golfers, it doesn't really happen.
But when that happened, I was like, this is all, this is all happening.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 So, uh, I don't know if you guys saw, but uh,

Speaker 1 Liverpool, the Beatles

Speaker 1 go on,

Speaker 1 they're from there.

Speaker 13 No way. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know if you saw during the broadcast.

Speaker 6 I knew they were from London.

Speaker 1 I didn't know what part of the city.

Speaker 1 It was.

Speaker 1 Maybe I just caught every time they came back from

Speaker 1 commercial break, but it was every single time. They're like, look at this.
John Lennon. There was one story they were like, John Lennon used to walk by this golf course

Speaker 1 and

Speaker 1 like

Speaker 1 his initial songs that he wrote for the Beatles were probably dancing in his head as he walked by this golf course. Like, John Lennon, I'm pretty sure grew up pretty poor.

Speaker 1 Probably was like, fuck this, fuck this golf course. But yeah, why not?

Speaker 4 Let's just probably got high on that golf course.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, they probably did.

Speaker 6 So probably took some acid on the 17th green, yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the Beatles, the Beatles. Um, all right, what else we got?

Speaker 1 We have uh, uh, more out of Northwestern uh, the quote that uh went viral, which I didn't appreciate it, but it was uh talking about the Northwestern hazing.

Speaker 1 It was weirdo fat guys on the team doing weird fat guy shit.

Speaker 1 Brutal for fat guys everywhere because I think everyone knows like when you're like, yeah, weirdo fat guys doing weird fat guy shit, everyone's mind can be like, oh yeah, they do sometimes do weird fat guy shit.

Speaker 6 So that's fat guy shit. That's code for like offensive line shit.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It's offensive lineman.
It's we, you know, it's usually dick and balls. It's something weird happening.
Yeah, it sucks. It's, you know, weird fat guys had a bad day.

Speaker 1 Like, if you're a weird fat guy and you logged on Twitter today, you're like, fuck, this is not my day.

Speaker 11 Yeah.

Speaker 6 And, and the report was that the hazing apparently went back like decades back to the 90s. So that naturally does beg the question, what did Darren Revelle know? How long has he known it for?

Speaker 6 What did he cover up?

Speaker 1 Also,

Speaker 6 he's the first person that I think of when you say, okay. Name somebody that's been actively interested in everything Northwestern sports since the 90s.
There's one guy, and that's Darren Revelle.

Speaker 1 He did have a very cryptic tweet that I think is all I can guess.

Speaker 1 He said, I am thoroughly embarrassed for my profession. And, oh, Billy's, Billy's frozen for this show.
So I think he just tried to say something from like two minutes ago.

Speaker 6 If I had to guess, Billy's saying, like, low-key, though, you need weird fat guy shit to make your team good.

Speaker 1 It looks like he's doing the

Speaker 1 thing. He's gone.
But it's like, dude, if it happened since 1990, that's not hazing. That's tradition.
Yeah. Like, it's a big difference.

Speaker 6 Also, if you didn't come, it's not gay.

Speaker 1 Or if it happened underwater.

Speaker 1 Billy, you're back.

Speaker 1 What were you going to say about weird fat guy shit?

Speaker 16 Offensive linemen just have a different culture.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 So back to Ravel. He said, I'm thoroughly embarrassed for my profession.
I think this is his cryptic way of being like

Speaker 1 pro-hazing, which is, I never thought I'd see that for Ravel.

Speaker 6 I was very confused by Ravel's tweet because when I first saw it, first of all, I thought I missed some major news that broke, but there's nothing out there.

Speaker 6 It's just Darren Ravel tweeting his emotions out. And

Speaker 6 my first reaction was like, either I missed something. No, I didn't miss anything.

Speaker 6 But what is Darren Ravel's profession? Yeah. Because as far as I know, Darren Ravel is, he's in the business of being Darren Revelle.

Speaker 1 So he's in the business

Speaker 10 sports betting and memorabilia collector of tickets.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 When I saw this tweet, I was like, has something happened to the Martin Luther King Jr. collectibles? Like,

Speaker 1 what profession is he speaking about? Yeah, I don't, I don't.

Speaker 17 I'm not really a journalist anymore.

Speaker 1 Yeah, so I think he's talking.

Speaker 6 My best guess is he thinks that being a Northwestern graduate is his profession, and he's embarrassed for how this is being all disseminated by the media i don't know it's crazy it's it's so funny too because when you look at that tweet and then look at the avatar of the man that sent it yeah and he's saying i'm thoroughly embarrassed for my profession it's revell sitting there with what appears to be um seven or eight celery stalks and he's covered head to toe in buffalo wing sauce wearing goggles yes so i don't know what what profession he's talking like darren revell's profession is being darren revelle northwestern graduate darren revell being annoying annoying guy you know online at all yeah it's it's uh it's a dark day for those of us that like to wake up at six o'clock in the morning and tweet out high definition videos of john f kennedy's brains being splattered all over the streets of dallas texas

Speaker 1 a dark day indeed he's on some emo like uh

Speaker 1 drunk girl with this sub tweet like i'm just gonna tweet this out there and hope everyone can kind of figure out what i'm saying but i want i don't have the balls to say it i'm so embarrassed all those people out there in my line of work who just regurgitate press releases from major corporations

Speaker 1 it's a sad day oh

Speaker 1 man

Speaker 1 oh that's funny call me racist on this day

Speaker 1 when i when i own nine or more pieces of mlk merchandise over nine black friends over nine

Speaker 1 which is 10. that's funny that's cute that's funny that's cute that's cute On this day, of all days, to call me racist?

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 What else we got going on?

Speaker 1 Did you guys see Lane Kiffin? He looks good. He's been in the sun a lot.

Speaker 6 I didn't see him, though.

Speaker 1 He had, I think it's SEC Media Day today, and there was a clip where a guy

Speaker 1 said that he gets, oftentimes gets

Speaker 1 confused for a kiffin. And Lane Kiffin was like, I got a, what's your mom's name? Like, I got to ask my dad some questions.
A very funny, like, back and forth. But I just saw it.
And Lane Kiffin.

Speaker 1 Like, he's living his best life.

Speaker 1 He's tan as like leathery skin tan, just looking like he's just getting NIL deals done left and right, ready to win, I don't know, eight or nine games, which is good enough. It old miss.

Speaker 1 So good for Lane.

Speaker 11 Cruising the beaches with Coach O.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Rising up all the ladies.

Speaker 1 Coach O's just risen up everyone.

Speaker 6 Coach O rizzed us up before Riz was even a thing.

Speaker 1 Coach O doesn't even have to Riz. It just kind of, when he opens his mouth, Riz comes out.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 yeah he he oozes riz yeah it's yeah it's it's it's a little bit of like oil that he puts on to protect himself from ray baker and then just rubs it back in with the riz here's how strong coach o's riz game is he literally rizzed up the sun yeah he made he made the sun his best friend he did he fucked the sun yeah ray baker um all right anything else anything else uh so we did tape our mount rushmore when we were all together in north carolina jake and billy so this is going to be obviously a little out of order, but we thought it was more important to have Mount Rushmores when we're all together.

Speaker 1 We will be back all together for Grit Week. But Jake and Billy, how are the vibes on your team? Do you have any discussion afterwards about

Speaker 1 what took place? How you feeling? Everything.

Speaker 13 We're good.

Speaker 4 It's on to the next one.

Speaker 1 Billy.

Speaker 4 takes responsibility for his actions, I think, based off the poll.

Speaker 1 Oh, why doesn't Bertie can't? Whoa, I didn't hear Bertions. Okay.
I haven't heard that. No, Billy, you're talking about.

Speaker 1 Good go, Billy. No, we were a bow versus a

Speaker 1 bro. Billy, you're allowed to speak now.
No, we were a bow.

Speaker 6 We were a bow versus a barry away from winning.

Speaker 16 Like, we came second very close to you guys.

Speaker 16 I still stand by my McCaffrey pick. I think that actually helped us.

Speaker 16 You don't think that helped us?

Speaker 4 I disagree, but it doesn't matter, but we're on to the next one. We feel good.

Speaker 8 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 16 You don't think the McCaffrey pick helped us?

Speaker 1 No, I think Mike

Speaker 1 would won it for us.

Speaker 1 No, it's not as good, Jake. Wait, so when you said Billy takes responsibility for his actions, what did you mean by that, Jake?

Speaker 4 For screwing up two of the four picks.

Speaker 1 But Billy didn't, Billy doesn't think that's the case.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 16 McCaffrey was actually the right move.

Speaker 1 Jake's putting words in your mouth. McCaffrey was the right move.
Also,

Speaker 1 I know this is a good thing.

Speaker 6 Billy Jake said that Billy took responsibility for his actions, but Jake didn't address the fact that he didn't have the sheet up.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Okay, well, that's a lie. What about your actions?

Speaker 1 Second of all.

Speaker 6 Bo versus Barry, I totally take.

Speaker 1 If we had Barry Sanders, wait,

Speaker 1 fuck.

Speaker 16 No, no, if we had Barry Sanders, we would have won.

Speaker 1 Yeah. That's the facts.
But McCaffrey actually helped us. We may have won.
McCaffrey helped us.

Speaker 1 Okay, so it sounds like you guys are not on the same page. Marshall Falk is where we would have won.

Speaker 4 Yeah, we're not on the same page.

Speaker 1 I don't know we were. No, I thought it was over when Marshall Falk.

Speaker 1 That, by the way, that Mount Rushboard was such a cheat code for engagement because whenever you have like,

Speaker 1 you know, 12 picks of an entire history of a position, everyone's just going to respond with their personal favorite running back. I think I even saw a how do you guys not even mention Steven Jackson?

Speaker 1 And I was like, well, I don't think he's a Mount Rushmore running back. He was good,

Speaker 1 but like, it's, it's my favorite type of, because it is everyone's personal fandom comes out, which I respect the hell out of.

Speaker 1 But it is just such a cheat code because when you have such a finite amount of picks, of course, there's going to be huge misses like Billy and Jake missing Marshall Falk.

Speaker 17 We could also do a Mount Rushmore pretty much.

Speaker 1 No, Marshall Falk was not a mission.

Speaker 16 No one gives a fuck about Marshall Falk.

Speaker 13 I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 Besides

Speaker 1 replies, no one gives a fuck about it. I'm wrong, Billy.
Marshall Falk was really fucking good.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Billy, I think Marshall Falk is the only player player in NFL history to have three rushing touchdowns in the same game and also have a game where he had 200 yards receiving.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he was he was like the first of a new generation of like game changers.

Speaker 16 Also, I apologize for saying he wasn't good enough to be good enough for the old people, like for older guys.

Speaker 4 I apologize for saying that Billy took responsibility for his actions because I must have misread the tweet. We were a Bo versus Barry from winning today.

Speaker 4 I take full responsibility at pmt sports biz so i guess that's on me i i i saw that he said i

Speaker 1 caffeine got us second place but and then i mentioned it on here and he's he freaks out but he said publicly that he takes full responsibility well that's his billy hot takes account that's not i take full all right all right it's in his it's in the christian name that's a hot take

Speaker 1 you said you take full responsibility

Speaker 1 i'm just curious

Speaker 6 billy i'm just curious from your perspective what percentage do you think the responsibility lies with Jake on that

Speaker 6 for not having the sheet?

Speaker 1 No, no. I mean,

Speaker 16 I think the audible to McCaffrey actually like saved us points. I think we would have been in third place if we picked Marshall Falk.

Speaker 11 Right, but my question was: is it like 5%, 10%, Jake not having the sheet?

Speaker 16 I mean, he did have the sheet up.

Speaker 1 We usually have the sheet sheet points at us. Yeah,

Speaker 1 go watch the YouTube.

Speaker 4 Go subscribe to the YouTube and you can see our eyes.

Speaker 1 Marshall Falk, by the way, is

Speaker 1 have the tape.

Speaker 1 Yeah, go to the YouTube. Marshall Falk is number one all-time receiving yards for a running back in 12 all-time rushing yards.
That's pretty fucking good.

Speaker 8 He's pretty good, yeah.

Speaker 1 That's pretty goddamn good. Yeah, with all-time,

Speaker 16 but his name gets overshadowed by like so much better players. Like, yeah, he was good, but like, if you throw a Christian McCaffrey in there, that's more of a spike for like modern fans.

Speaker 1 I mean, Christian McCaffrey could end up having a career better than Marshall Falk, but right now he is not better than Marshall Falk.

Speaker 13 Not yet, not yet.

Speaker 16 Does anyone remember Johnny Unidas? They do, but like, not as a great.

Speaker 1 I think a lot of people say he's just there.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he's definitely remembered as a great.

Speaker 1 He's 100% remembered as a great about Joe Namath, Billy. Yeah, but like, yeah, Joe Namath had more interceptions.

Speaker 16 Well, he beat Johnny Unitis than touchdowns, right? Who the fuck's Johnny Unitis?

Speaker 1 This is football history with Billy Football.

Speaker 1 We should remake NFL. Remember

Speaker 1 when they had drunk history? We should remake NFL films with Billy football. And it's just Johnny Unitis throwing interception.
Like, this guy wasn't, like, who the fuck remembers him?

Speaker 6 Actually, doing a drunk history of certain memories that you have in the NFL, like certain games.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Or like certain players, that would actually be very good.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So. Yeah.

Speaker 4 There's also visual evidence of Billy staring at my computer before the pick was made.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow, he's going in.

Speaker 16 Because

Speaker 16 I was looking for the name and

Speaker 1 I was silent on my bad podcasting.

Speaker 16 I was trying to find where on the sheet where it was.

Speaker 2 I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Bo Jackson.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Because I couldn't see it.

Speaker 6 It is also very funny that Billy's trying to lecture us on the history of the greatest NFL running backs of all time, but he's a person that doesn't know the difference between Bo Jackson and Barry Sanders.

Speaker 1 That's a very good point. That's a very good point.
We're good, Billy. We're on to the next.
We got points on the board.

Speaker 1 It does not sound like you guys.

Speaker 1 We're going to win. It does not sound like you guys.

Speaker 7 You took full responsibility. What happens

Speaker 16 when you win Mount Rushmore? What do you get? Because that's what we're getting.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right, you know what? Let's do the Mount Rushmore first.
Let's do Mount Rushmore and then we'll do Josh Dumo because this is a perfect preview for Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 1 Okay, Mount Rushmore time.

Speaker 1 We are doing the Mount Rushmore of Manly Traits We Wish We Had. This is going to be tough for Billy because I know that he saw this topic and was like, you call me a beta?

Speaker 6 No, Billy had a hard time thinking of responses because he's like, well, I I can already do all this shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah. So

Speaker 1 it will be a little emasculating, but guess what? We should be able to make fun of ourselves, boys. We should be able to poke fun of our own weaknesses.

Speaker 1 So these are Mount Rushmore of manly traits we wish we had.

Speaker 1 Hank and Max are up first. Me and PFT second.
Jake and Billy third.

Speaker 1 Hank and Max. Good luck.
Good luck. Hey, good luck.
Hey, let's have a good one. Good luck, everybody.
Let's have a good one. Let's not talk over each other.
No denigrating picks.

Speaker 1 If you are going to denigrate a pick, just say, I'm not denigrating the pick, but if I were to denigrate the pick, here's how I'd do it. I like that.
That's just decorum.

Speaker 10 All right, the 1-1, mainly traits that I wish

Speaker 10 I had.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I mean, it's also basically just like things that people in the 50s could do, more or less.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 10 Which, so our first one is just an everyday handyman.

Speaker 1 Okay, okay.

Speaker 10 Being able to hang stuff, being able to, you know, that's good. Yeah.
Do stuff around the house. Mr.
Fix.

Speaker 10 Your toilet's broken. Oh, I can fix that.
I like that.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 10 i gotta hang this i gotta build something yeah have a have a sweet set of tools that you take on airplane flights have you guys i have the tools it's just like i'm not really that capable we're not anymore have you guys

Speaker 1 have you guys seen the like twitter accounts that are now getting like popular where it's like back when men were men and it's like a picture of an eight-year-old being in the west virginia coal mines yeah it's like this is when yeah like when people died when they were 15 like wish we could go back then back when men were men it's a picture of like a confederate soldier

Speaker 1 or they'll just be like it will be like a guy like holding up a big uh deer that he killed and then the next picture will be like pride parade and they'll be like we've lost our way way back when men were men and it's the dauphin prince of france

Speaker 1 I love those. Like, yeah, I really wish I could go back to when middle age was like 22 years old.

Speaker 1 Okay, good pick. Thank you.

Speaker 7 Good pick. Pretty good pick.

Speaker 1 All right, I think we should go with our one-wheel. R1-1, yeah, right off the bat.
Being able to fix a car. So engine.
I mean, I know how to change a tire, but like, if you don't, that's something.

Speaker 1 But I have no idea how to do anything with the engine. Like,

Speaker 1 there's nothing manlier than like steam coming out of your car, popping up the top and being like, oh, I just got to fix this.

Speaker 1 And then we're good to go back on the road.

Speaker 6 You got a bandana in your pocket that you pull out, wipe your grease off your hands with it? Yeah. Just knowing about cars, being a car guy.

Speaker 10 Take a look under the hood.

Speaker 1 Yeah, your neighbor's car is broken. You're like, here, let me get a, you know what? You got a, you got an Allen wrench? I can fix this in two seconds.

Speaker 6 Oh, if you fix another man's car, you get to fuck his wife.

Speaker 1 Also, also,

Speaker 1 that's a fact. Also, imagine, like, I sometimes daydream about, like, when I take my car to the shop and then they tell me everything that's wrong with it.

Speaker 1 If I knew anything about it, I could be like, actually, you're wrong. And being like, how about we cut that price in half, buddy? I know cars.

Speaker 16 Cars are too digitized nowadays.

Speaker 10 Back when men were men. Yeah, back when men were men.

Speaker 1 Back when cars were

Speaker 1 cars.

Speaker 10 Back when cars were analog.

Speaker 1 Yeah, back when cars, if you you got in a car accident, you died every time. That's when men were men.

Speaker 16 No, like there's too much automation, and it's like hard to actually do it.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I want to be able to kill myself on the road with a car.

Speaker 6 I don't want a robot to do it.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 now if you want to fix a car,

Speaker 1 you got to have like a

Speaker 1 master's in computer science. Yeah.
Exactly. All right.
That's our 1-1.

Speaker 16 We're going to go with the ability to grow facial hair.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh.
Yeah, no, I'm with you. I'm with you on that one ability.
Good pick. Good pick.

Speaker 1 For both of you boys.

Speaker 8 I know, because, you know, just not there yet.

Speaker 1 Yeah, one day, maybe.

Speaker 16 I actually read this crazy thing that men developed beards because it prevented them from getting their throats slashed in combat. That's definitely an extra thing of armor.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's true. That's like shit.

Speaker 12 The anonymity of this one's going to be tough.

Speaker 1 Anonymity?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I was saying that to Billy by default.

Speaker 1 No, it could be PFD. Yeah, that could easily be PFD.

Speaker 6 Easily, I actually thought about putting on a list.

Speaker 1 Well, no, man.

Speaker 1 Did I say that word right?

Speaker 1 No, it's anonymity. No, you you gotta be.

Speaker 6 Also, if you have like a really weird face, being able to grow facial hair over all of it is a good cover-up in case.

Speaker 6 Like, have you ever seen somebody that normally has a beard that has to shave out of nowhere and how hideous they look? It's gross.

Speaker 1 It's so gross. And then they have to take pictures for a photo shoot.
That's fucked up. The next Monday.

Speaker 7 Hank had this look on his face, like, are you talking about me?

Speaker 1 I actually thought you were talking about me, too, for a second. I was like, wait, more context.
I'm good.

Speaker 10 No, all the young listeners grow a beard.

Speaker 1 It does wonders.

Speaker 13 I'm going to go rogue on this one for a 2-2.

Speaker 1 Yes, yes, yes. Yes, go rogue.

Speaker 1 No, it's not that bad. Billy, no, let him go.
Let him go, rogue. It's early.
Jake, let him early.

Speaker 1 Let him go, Jake.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Jake, Jake, have you been allowing Billy to go rogue? Yeah.
I like this, too.

Speaker 1 I just saw that. No.

Speaker 1 He can save that. Okay.

Speaker 1 He can save that. They can save that.
This is a good

Speaker 1 question. No, but I don't think...

Speaker 1 It's manly. It's manly.
All right, wait, let's hear their pick.

Speaker 4 Grilling meat successfully.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Not going to denigrate.

Speaker 1 Okay. Good pick.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So you picked to be more manly cooking.

Speaker 1 Okay. Grilling meat, not cooking.
No, no, no, that's fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 8 Barbecue. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, yeah, cooking out. Smoking.
Running the grill. Good pick.
Smoking meat. Running the grill.

Speaker 1 But if you weren't going to.

Speaker 1 Go ahead. No, I'm not denigrating it.
I'm not denigrating everyone. I wasn't going to denigrate it.

Speaker 10 I would say that, you know, manliness is just eating whatever you cook as badly as it's cooked on the grill.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Manliness is doing a Twitter thread of your pork shoulder and fucking it up so bad that everyone's like, holy fuck, Billy, what did you do?

Speaker 1 But not going to denigrate, and I'm not talking about any specifically. It's not what the fuck.
It's amazing for interaction.

Speaker 8 Yeah. No, that's good.

Speaker 6 I'm not denigrating it. I just say I can't relate to that one.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 I'm Mr. Grill Master.

Speaker 13 I just wish I was able to grill meet successfully.

Speaker 6 Okay, so Big Cat, I think that we.

Speaker 10 We got a lot. Yeah, we got a lot.
I like number four

Speaker 7 that we have on the list. I think we can save that.

Speaker 1 You think so? Yeah, I don't think these guys are going to...

Speaker 1 They're not going to do it. Okay, so you want to go with...

Speaker 6 Is number two.

Speaker 10 Can you guys ever just meet beforehand?

Speaker 1 We do. We have a whole list.
But then it's too redundant, I would say. I feel like I'm playing bingo.
Yeah, no, it's too much. I think that.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't think it is. Number five.

Speaker 1 Okay, number two. That's actually

Speaker 1 you guys can actually pick our next one. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you want one? Five. Okay.
All right. We should let it pick.
Okay, yeah, we'll do number five. Okay,

Speaker 6 opening a bottle without a can opener or a bottle opener.

Speaker 10 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So whether it's like your hands.

Speaker 6 Your hands doing the doing the lighter trick, your teeth.

Speaker 1 Yep. On the end of a table.
Great pay. That was you guys got great pick can.
That's pretty childlike. No, good pick can.
That's pretty childlike.

Speaker 16 That's a good pick. That's pretty childlike.

Speaker 1 That's a good pick. Like a man has a bottle opener on his keychain for his home that he doesn't.

Speaker 16 Do you use?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Let's see it.
My bottle opener? Yeah.

Speaker 1 That's not manly. You need a tool to open your bottles where we can just get a bunch of people.
No, that's like civilized man. No,

Speaker 6 I control my own destiny when I have a bottle.

Speaker 16 Yeah,

Speaker 16 college kids do that.

Speaker 1 They're not really grown. Because they're not men.

Speaker 10 That's a great draft.

Speaker 1 Hank just picked a random number and we had a great pick.

Speaker 14 No, it's.

Speaker 10 That's a good pick. We're going to go with R1-2.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Hank.

Speaker 10 You're welcome.

Speaker 10 Yeah. thank thanks for me i want to say this draft uh we're gonna go with heavy lifting okay

Speaker 1 just working out just anything if you know you're you have to move something like hey can you help me move this giant you know bureau and it's like a struggle that's one of those ones that it's like because we're true we draft mount rush more true to form does not apply to me in pft got it i just i just moved in an entire house on my own

Speaker 1 that's a lie

Speaker 1 all on my own what are you gonna say max i took a piano upstairs by myself yeah it doesn't necessarily have have to do with moving.

Speaker 12 If you're rearranging something in the house and as the man of the house, it's like, oh, yeah, can you go pick that up?

Speaker 1 Again, I don't know what that is. I mean, how often do you have to fix your car?

Speaker 1 Dude, I wish I could fix my car every day.

Speaker 1 Tune it up? No, you don't. Yeah, I do.
No, you don't. Yeah, I wish.

Speaker 6 Just needs a new spark plug.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Just the rotary diggers, checking the rotary diggers.

Speaker 10 And then our next one, I guess you'll probably say this doesn't apply to you guys either, is being a good fighter. Okay.

Speaker 10 Just being able to, you know, look at someone, someone, size them up, be able to get

Speaker 1 them on our list. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 Ours was boxing, which is more manly.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of ways to do it.

Speaker 10 I mean, it's like, you know, you could say martial arts would be cool.

Speaker 1 So now we can take the pick that we didn't take.

Speaker 6 Yeah, we can take that pick, and it's a great one.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 We're going to take woodworking skills, being able to use a saw. We had it.
Being able to build a deck. A table.
Building.

Speaker 1 Carpentry.

Speaker 7 Yeah, carpentry.

Speaker 1 Building things with your hands.

Speaker 6 Woodworking. Basically, Ron Swanson.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I don't know how to build anything i wish i could it's different than fixing stuff it's building things even oh you need a shed i'll build a shed even applying lacquer to something and then making the wood nice and shiny yeah that's staining a deck oh yeah

Speaker 1 stay yeah uh putting uh what like uh burying uh foundation and cement like something like that maybe repaving your driveway oh chopping down trees building a log cabin oh by hand abraham lincoln shit that's how deep our draft is that was was the pick we were going to take.

Speaker 6 We took Abraham Lincoln third

Speaker 1 as a man, unbelievable fighter.

Speaker 1 So we actually got fighting.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he's a good wrestler.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Wrestled a bear, right?

Speaker 1 That's badass. All right.
Can you tell us which one's rogue before you do it?

Speaker 16 Okay, so here's our non-rogue one.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 10 But

Speaker 1 being non-allergic to dogs. No,

Speaker 16 being a morning person.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 that's the non-rogue No, being a morning person, men wake up, like, wake up at 5 a.m.

Speaker 16 and they can get up quickly. And it's like, what the hell?

Speaker 1 This is Billy's brain just completely poisoned by the weightlifting influencers on Instagram being like, if you wake up at 4 a.m., you basically have 28 hours in your day.

Speaker 1 You have three days in the day.

Speaker 1 Like, we never wake up early. When I sleep, I actually sleep.
I wake up early every day.

Speaker 9 I sleep inside of a cold plunge.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, wait.
So you're saying I'm more manly than you? Yeah, sure. Okay.

Speaker 1 nice i appreciate that no but like waking up early is a state of mind too i feel like i'm up early all the time as someone who does wake up early it sucks yeah but like you do it like you don't make yeah because you have to yeah early is also that's that's a man ass thing you have to wake up early so you do early is very relative too that is true like if you go to bed late what's early and uh

Speaker 1 go rogue Go rogue, rogue, rogue. What's your rogue? Rogue.

Speaker 4 If I go rogue, rogue, what's your rogue? Tell me. Tell me.

Speaker 1 If If I go rogue, the listeners have to reward me. Or I won't go.
That's not how it works. That's pandering.
Tell me.

Speaker 1 Tell me your rogue.

Speaker 1 Illegal.

Speaker 1 He's whispering.

Speaker 1 Did you hear it? I heard it.

Speaker 1 Can you say it?

Speaker 1 Sorry, is not your pick?

Speaker 6 I think Billy said operating a lethal weapon system.

Speaker 1 No, Billy.

Speaker 1 All right. Being able to operate multiple weapon systems.

Speaker 1 That's nerd shit. No, it's not.
That's how you kill. No.
No. All right.
Go ahead, Jake. What's your last pick?

Speaker 4 Being able to fall asleep at any time.

Speaker 1 What the fuck?

Speaker 1 All right, you know what? I'm gonna ask you

Speaker 1 I'm gonna stand in and say you guys get the rogue pick. Yeah.
Your pick was bad, Jake. That was really bad.

Speaker 7 Being able to fall asleep.

Speaker 1 Yeah. No, that's a big dad thing.
No, but that's not manly.

Speaker 6 That's a weakness. It's a dad move.

Speaker 1 Yeah, it's a dad move, not a manly move. I think that I just like assumed these are all dad.
All right, well, let's let's just go with owning a house. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 No. I actually think we're spending that 24 hours operating

Speaker 1 What is it exactly?

Speaker 1 Operating just knowing your way around weapons. Okay, that's fine.
That's a good pick. Good pick.
That's the best of those three picks.

Speaker 16 Like guys who can know how to like bit like to break down their weapon and rebuild their weapon and clean it and stuff. Like that's like.

Speaker 1 Maybe that's what we need to do for these guys. Every fourth pick, they can throw out three options and we'll pick the best.

Speaker 4 Melan Rushmore is the worst thing I ever am in my life. That's a good life.

Speaker 1 But I'm really freaking bad.

Speaker 1 No, it makes you a loser. I'm a loser.
Yes. Okay.
Well,

Speaker 1 you can blame it on me.

Speaker 1 We have a ton of scriptures.

Speaker 6 Falling asleep was Jake's pick.

Speaker 1 And falling asleep and waking up early.

Speaker 1 It's two things that contradict each other.

Speaker 1 It's a good podcast.

Speaker 1 I know exactly what we're doing last time. Okay.

Speaker 1 There's but one choice. I will go rogue more if I if we win when we go rogue.

Speaker 18 Just like, please.

Speaker 6 Okay. Okay.
Uh, for last pick in manly things,

Speaker 6 being able to fuck for longer than just like a couple minutes before coming.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 6 That's some man shit right there.

Speaker 18 No, that's like high school.

Speaker 1 No shit. No.
What? That's when you last forever. Okay.
What? What?

Speaker 1 What are you talking about, Billy?

Speaker 1 Billy. You got better stamina when you're younger.
You're just stroking it out in high school. That is incorrect.
Billy, you were fucking like a porn star in high school. Let's go cut that.
Damn.

Speaker 1 Please cut that. No, I mean,

Speaker 1 yeah, lasting long in bed would be manly as fuck. Yeah, just being able to do like multiple positions.

Speaker 9 I was a man before puberty.

Speaker 6 And I'm not even talking about like fucking like a porn star. I'm talking about like, or just respectable 10 minutes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Being able to like switch and then switch back and then switch back another time.
Yep.

Speaker 6 Like crazy shit. Still haven't nutted yet?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Not having to say, oh, you're just so hot. That's why I came so fast.

Speaker 1 You know, just getting that out of the repertoire. Yeah.
That's right. Yeah.
Yeah. Exactly.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Was that good for you? Yeah. Like, at least having the girl pretend to orgasm, and it's believable.

Speaker 1 It's essentially being like, being good enough that the girl tells her friends about you. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Can you imagine the rush that would come along with that if you found out that your girl was like telling all her friends how good you laid it down?

Speaker 1 Like, he fucked me for a half hour. I didn't even say an hour there.
I said a half hour.

Speaker 7 Half hour honestly sounds like too much word.

Speaker 1 It sounds like at least three injuries for me.

Speaker 1 That's a groin, an ankle, and maybe like a a back. Yeah.
Just give me a good 10 minutes.

Speaker 1 10 minutes would be fucking great.

Speaker 1 Okay, last pick for you guys.

Speaker 10 I think we're going to go the historical route here. Doesn't imply as much anymore, but

Speaker 10 it might still, depending on the circumstance.

Speaker 6 You're really couching this pick on here, aren't you?

Speaker 1 You're afraid?

Speaker 10 Quick draw with a gun.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 a duel, being able to win a duel.

Speaker 6 Yes.

Speaker 7 Wait, is that not what Billy said, though?

Speaker 1 That's kind of in my mind.

Speaker 10 No, you're just in my operating weapon system.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that's a weapon system. You know what that means?

Speaker 10 talking, they didn't have a weapon system in the 1800s.

Speaker 1 I'm talking like your fucking hand in the holster. Clinton Eastwood, quick draw with a gun.

Speaker 10 Yeah, it's a colour.

Speaker 16 445 is a weapon system by definition.

Speaker 6 That's like when you're learning how to use multiple systems.

Speaker 10 We gave you six shots. Yeah, it's quick draw with a gun.

Speaker 1 Also, just a quick draw.

Speaker 6 I only said operating multiple weapon systems.

Speaker 1 Like knowing how to use holsters. Yeah, like someone

Speaker 10 starts to make a move and you shoot a bottle out of their hand. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Exactly.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. There's a lot that we actually have on the list that we didn't get to.

Speaker 1 Tying a knot, like a really good sailor's knot. Boy Scoutish.
Okay, but that's still like, I don't know how to fucking like if someone hands you a rope, it's like, tie this boat,

Speaker 1 never leaves. I couldn't do that.

Speaker 1 Oh, here's one that I actually wanted to pick, but being able to whistle with two fingers. Yeah, that would be people at the baseball game.

Speaker 1 Like every time I see someone, it's the scream whistle that I was. I have a scream whistle on.
I'll show you, Donald.

Speaker 1 what

Speaker 10 as a scream whistle this is uh this is pfd and bit this might you probably wouldn't have picked this but but bartering yeah being a good barter

Speaker 6 and enjoying bartering like i don't i don't get in situations where i'm like maybe i could have negotiated but i just didn't want to yeah it's too awkward i love negotiating but guys that will just walk up and just barter everything like that's that's a man everything's on the table yeah yeah i i was buying a car the other week and i put down my costco black card on the table i was like i just wanted, he asked me what my credit score was.

Speaker 6 I was like, well, this is the kind of guy you're dealing with right now, executive membership.

Speaker 1 Yes. Love that.

Speaker 1 I also had understanding the stock market, like really understanding it. When people are like, what's going on? You're like, here's actually like I can understand macroeconomics.

Speaker 4 That's like politics and news.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Just having that.
I also had being able to give really good directions.

Speaker 10 Understanding the markets.

Speaker 1 Yeah, markets. And being like, oh, yeah, well, this is happening because of this and that.
I know it's bullshit, but just having the answer to it is very manly.

Speaker 1 Being able to give really good directions is big time. I can't give direct.
I had a woman the other day. I was walking Stella and she was asking directions on an address that was on my block.

Speaker 1 And I still was like, I think it's right there, but I don't know. It was literally my street.
I'm new here. It's like, because it's smart by her, it's like, find someone walking a dog.

Speaker 1 They know the area. Did not.

Speaker 6 We had,

Speaker 9 man, we had a lot of ones that were left on the table.

Speaker 6 Being able to drink whiskey, a shot of whiskey, and not even blink at it. Yeah.
Just like throw it back.

Speaker 1 Also knowing the differences between bourbons. Being like, this is a 10A, 10-year, this is a 20.
Scotch, too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Driving a manual car. Yep.
Big one. Owning a house.

Speaker 1 Owning a house. On a house.
You said that. Impossible.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Owning challenge. What about tying a bow tie without a video? Kind of a manly move.

Speaker 1 That one friend when you're in a wedding party, like, I got you, and just ties everyone, totally emasculates everyone else.

Speaker 10 I was trying to to think like we were talking earlier, like the, you know, the most, the most menly men are in the army, and just like being a, like a scary/slash-motivational speaker.

Speaker 10 Yeah, like being able to just being able to fire up a group of men. Yes.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Being a leader of men.
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah. Having other men fear you.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 But also respect you. Yeah, but like they

Speaker 7 fear you so much that they love you.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Being Michael Scott.
Yeah. Being considered a leader of men would be awesome.
Yep.

Speaker 16 Historical but conquering shit.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Genghis Khan.
Yeah. Haas.
Yeah. Yeah.
Big time Haas.

Speaker 6 For me personally, just being able to get something down off of a top shelf for somebody, that would be such a great move.

Speaker 6 I'm so envious that someone's like, hey, can you get this plate down from the top shelf? And you don't have to go grab like a chair to stand on.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 1 This one, I know how to do it. I've done it before, but I still doubt myself being able to like confidently be able to like jump a car.

Speaker 1 That one I always like, I'm always like, am I about to fucking kill myself?

Speaker 6 Oh, jumpstart a car, yeah. Yeah, jumpstart a car.

Speaker 1 Yeah, oh, what do you? I thought that's what you guys picked. No, well, we working on cars, but like, literally, being able to, like, that's different than working on

Speaker 1 someone's car is dead, jumper killed, yeah, jumper kills, yes, knowing how to kill it. I know how to do it, but I also always like, I'm about to kill myself.

Speaker 16 Knowing how to field dress, like anything you've hunted and killed.

Speaker 1 Yep, that's a good one.

Speaker 6 Like, dismembering animals, cut a deer,

Speaker 1 stalking a bear in Alaska,

Speaker 1 killing it, and then posting on your Instagram. Hell yeah.
Just being able to

Speaker 10 just go in your backyard and

Speaker 10 hunt and then cook it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Hunting is cool.

Speaker 10 No, but like, yeah, the full process.

Speaker 6 What about being able to spit tobacco super accurately in a straight line into like a thing that pings in the corner?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Or just gutting tobacco. Just swallowing tobacco.

Speaker 1 Just being like above average at every sport is not manly. Like just all across the board, like could swing a great golf club, can like, you know, juggle a soccer ball, can throw a spiral, can't you?

Speaker 6 All that. It's huge of bow and arrow accurately.

Speaker 1 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, just having that competency.

Speaker 6 Archery's cool.

Speaker 1 Bow hunting. Yeah.
Anything else? That was a good Mount Rush. I think that's it.
I feel good about that. I don't feel good about your guys' picks.

Speaker 8 I mean, we're not good at this, but we made people laugh.

Speaker 1 Yes.

Speaker 1 The weapon systems was a very hard laugh. From Big Catalog.
The first piece of advice.

Speaker 14 If you're going to be bad, be really bad.

Speaker 1 Be the worst. And yeah, I mean, picking just a wild combo of waking up early and being able to fall asleep at any time.

Speaker 4 I just didn't have a lot in the back of it.

Speaker 1 You guys couldn't decide if you wanted to be narcoleptics or insomniacs.

Speaker 7 Also, Jake's just such a natural alpha male.

Speaker 6 There's not a lot to improve on. It's true.

Speaker 1 Just being Jake Marsh should have been our first pick.

Speaker 1 Being Jake Marsh in the Jake Marsh-Henry Lockwood relationship.

Speaker 1 It's manly as it gets. Okay, good Mount Rushmore.
Great Mount Rushmore.

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Speaker 1 okay we now welcome on a very special guest he's a recurring guest now he was actually when he came on the first time it's josh dumo he's back

Speaker 1 That's, I mean, we we wanted to have you back. We didn't think it'd be this soon, but we're happy that you're here.

Speaker 1 Buddy Games is the movie that is out now. You can watch it.
It came out in May, but you also have Buddy Games, the show coming out in the fall.

Speaker 1 I actually couldn't be more excited for this. I just read about it.
I want to talk about all of this. We're going to get, we'll do a little Vikings preview as well.
Ooh, good.

Speaker 1 But let's start from the beginning. Buddy Games is your real life.
Like, this happened. So tell us how this was created.
And I have a million questions about Buddy Games through the years.

Speaker 20 Yeah, I mean, the whole thing is based on something my buddies and I have done for the last 20,

Speaker 20 almost 25 years, depending on when the official date was. We actually started.
We were doing some version of it since we were kids, but then it kind of became official in the early 2000s.

Speaker 20 Every third weekend of August, every single year, we get together for a weekend of tomfoolery. And it is, you know, everything from golf to ping-pong

Speaker 20 to, you know, cornhole, stuff like that, the basics.

Speaker 20 uh then we have a we always have a really heated wiffle ball tournament with the full field the whole thing and then we always do one game that's just outrageous uh one year it was splattle where we we we had to get on these paddle boards from buoy a to buoy b

Speaker 20 about 50 yards apart and you had to you had to paddle across from buoy a to be in your underwear and a helmet and the other team got to sit and shoot

Speaker 20 paintballs at you

Speaker 20 or you know just stupid things things like a human bowling down these hills and trying to take out as many garbage cans as you can. That's where the whole idea came from.

Speaker 20 And then we wrote a script based on that, made the first movie that came out in 2019 or 20. And then it did well, did the second one that just came out in May.
And now we got a TV show.

Speaker 20 So it's all been, you know, I can't even believe it. I can't believe that our

Speaker 20 stupid games now have a TV show coming out.

Speaker 1 And that's an awesome thing.

Speaker 1 It's incredible. It's like,

Speaker 1 I try to tell this to everyone, and I do a bad job of it.

Speaker 1 Like your friends, whether it be high school, college, wherever you meet like your core group of friends, finding a way to get with them every single year is so important because you get to that age where the bachelor parties stop and it's very easy to just kind of lose touch every single year.

Speaker 1 The fact that you guys have been doing this for 20 years is, that's incredible. I'm very jealous.

Speaker 20 Yeah, I mean, it's become more a reason to get together than anything.

Speaker 20 The games are kind of the backdrop, but it's really a reason to get together and see each other because we really have a tight group of friends.

Speaker 20 And because of the games, we've stayed very close through the years. And these guys look forward to it like Christmas every year.

Speaker 20 And, you know, it's funny because, like you said, there's so many groups of people across the world who do stuff like this in some form.

Speaker 20 And

Speaker 20 I think that that's why the show is really going to be relatable to a lot of people because people are doing something similar to this anyway. So the show,

Speaker 20 we have groups of friends that come from all over. One team is from Oregon, one's from California, one's from Oklahoma, one's from Philadelphia, Chicago.
And they all

Speaker 20 live in this big cabin together. So it's sort of got a big brother vibe.
But there's three events

Speaker 20 each episode where they all have to sort of fight for survival.

Speaker 20 And, you know, it's not just about how athletic you are because most of these people are mid, you know, mid-30s to 40s. Some are even 50.

Speaker 20 So they're sort of weekend warrior types, but they still have that competitive fire, if you will.

Speaker 20 So, yeah, it's a really, really fun, funny, dramatic, emotional

Speaker 20 show that I think people are going to really love.

Speaker 6 If I know anything about events like this, when you get a bunch of friends together in a competition, there's probably a shitload of cheating that goes on or attempted cheating or bending of the rules, or like manipulation, sabotage, that sort of thing.

Speaker 6 I have to imagine it the same way with you.

Speaker 20 Yeah, I mean, sabotage for sure. My buddy Bob, who I actually play in the movies, we call him the Bob Father, is the king of sabotage.

Speaker 20 And so much so that, you know, when we were developing the TV show, I was like, okay, we need these guys to fuck with each other.

Speaker 20 These teams need to really like mess with each other to try to get a leg up.

Speaker 20 And that's what, you know, and CBS love the idea of making the first game in each episode is called the curveball where if you win that curveball you get to sabotage another team and that's part of the fun is is constantly you know pulling little pranks on each other i mean bob is is is the master of that all right so i have a million questions about your buddy games um

Speaker 1 worst injury I'd imagine there's been some injuries because as you get older and everyone's like, oh, I can still do this.

Speaker 1 And even like a little thing like playing wiffle ball, you play a full day of wiffle ball with your friends and then your arm can't you can't move your arm for an entire like week so what's the worst injury

Speaker 20 the worst was a guy that only came one year uh oh no a hip

Speaker 20 that's when i knew we were that's when i that's when i knew we were getting up in age is oh my god he threw a hip

Speaker 1 that's not supposed to happen yet

Speaker 1 he wait was he so he showed up one year and then he hurt his hip and then he never came back yeah it typically it's the same core group of guys but that year

Speaker 20 one of Bob's buddies that he was working with or something, he let him come play. And

Speaker 20 I forget his name, but he threw a hip. Last year, Waddy, one of our best friends, threw his elbow out, whiff a ball.
Yep. You know,

Speaker 20 as they get older, the games become a little less high-octane, if you will. Yeah.
A lot more.

Speaker 20 It's more drinking than it is competing, but we do still do the games. Okay.
Pretty soon it's going to be like like grumpy old men buddy game.

Speaker 6 So that would rock. It's usually somebody that takes it a little bit too seriously.
As everybody else gets older, one guy still tries to bring the noise.

Speaker 6 Maybe they bring in a ringer to be on their team. But yeah,

Speaker 6 if you try really hard at anything past the age of 35, you're going to get injured.

Speaker 20 Yeah, that's the truth. That is the truth.

Speaker 20 I ruptured my Achilles tendon about 20 years ago, and that was kind of the beginning. I was like, okay, I got to take it easy.
I got to really warm up. And the calf never really came back.

Speaker 20 So I have one calf about half the size of the other ones.

Speaker 1 My buddies call me half-calf or decaf.

Speaker 6 What does the winner get?

Speaker 20 It's usually

Speaker 20 it depends. Usually it's like golf equipment.

Speaker 20 We don't really play for money as much as we do this big trophy. And, you know, if you

Speaker 20 we have an we have an MVP, we have an LVP. LVP is something you don't want to win, and so yeah, these guys, you know, if you didn't know we were best friends, you would think we're worst enemies.

Speaker 1 Yes, that's that's that's perfect friendship. You just got perfect friendship,

Speaker 1 yes. Where if, like, you walk past a group of guys, you're like, Are those guys about to fight? Like, no, actually, they've known each other for 20 years,

Speaker 1 exactly, yeah. All right, so has anyone ever been kicked out? Has anyone ever been not asked back?

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, oh, oh, why

Speaker 1 uh,

Speaker 20 You know, like I said, there's a core

Speaker 20 such a click sometimes. It's crazy.
But we have, you know,

Speaker 20 there's several of us that I've known since early grade school, a couple of them from kindergarten. So there's a core group of about 12 of us who've known each other forever.

Speaker 20 And then there's been a couple that have come along, you know, over the college, then good work friends. And, you know, if they fit into the group, they get to stay.

Speaker 20 But been a couple of guys who just were like, why the hell did he, who invited this dude?

Speaker 1 and so

Speaker 1 uh i'm not gonna say any names but yeah there have been a couple that have been um haven't been asked back that would be like the biggest disappointment of my life if you got invited to buddy games and then you didn't get asked back you thought you had a great showing yeah we all got along real well it's like the wait for that invitation it's it's better to love than lost than never have loved no i would have i would never want to be invited to buddy games and get invited and and then be never asked back oh you two you two would fit in just fine trust me oh we might have to yeah there should be enemy games.

Speaker 6 Was that an envy? You actually hate.

Speaker 1 Yeah, was that?

Speaker 1 I'd be down to go. Can we do a podcast of the games?

Speaker 20 We could have like

Speaker 20 telecast live.

Speaker 7 Yeah. Yes.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Let's get Jake Marsh on the play-by-play. Yes.
We could absolutely do that.

Speaker 1 Ready for buddy games.

Speaker 20 I would actually love that.

Speaker 6 How do you sign? Is there like one commissioner that's stuck around throughout the years?

Speaker 20 Bob, the Bob father.

Speaker 20 We call him Buddy Glue. He's the guy that sort of gets it all going.
It's he and I that run it. Every other year, we kind of take a year off, and then the other guy takes over.

Speaker 20 We usually either do it at my cabin out in Minnesota or we go to, this year we're going to Missoula, Montana.

Speaker 1 Okay, so when it comes back to Minnesota, we're in.

Speaker 20 Oh, I'd love that.

Speaker 1 I'm not going to do it. Okay.
Yeah, no, we're in. So if it goes to Minnesota next year, we're in.
I like it. Like, it travels around.
It's like a big-time bowl game. Everyone gets a spot.

Speaker 1 So Bob sounds like a great dude because that's the other part of

Speaker 1 your entire buddy games and what i was saying about friends getting together you need that one friend who is very proactive and being like we're doing this because if you don't have that then it all falls apart so shout out bob he needs that he needs the shout out yeah that's the truth if you don't have that dude that keeps everybody in contact everybody you know life happens you grow up you get jobs you have families and and you know you lose touch with your with your buddies and

Speaker 20 thankfully for Bob, that he's sort of kept us all tight like that.

Speaker 6 Is this a like significant others invited situation, families invited, or is it just the buddies?

Speaker 20 No, we don't. We usually on Saturday, so it goes Thursday, Friday, Saturday, usually, or is it Saturday, Sunday, Friday, Saturday?

Speaker 20 I think it's, I think Saturday is usually the last day anybody goes home on Sunday. So the big, the big, the last big event is Wiffleball.

Speaker 20 And it's really fun because it's like, it's like, you know, soft, it's like a big softball. It looks like a softball game, only we do it in a giant field.

Speaker 20 We put a a fence up, and we invite spouses and parents and whoever wants to come. But, you know, the first two days before that, it's just the boys.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Oh, that's great.
It sounds great. Yeah, I'm in.
I'm in. We sold it.

Speaker 20 It's really fun.

Speaker 1 Yeah. It sounds like now, are you cutting in anyone from your buddy group into

Speaker 1 the buddy game show? Are they getting any, are they wet in the beak?

Speaker 20 What do you mean? Are they competing in it?

Speaker 1 No, are they getting a little cash? Production paid.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Are they being

Speaker 20 a partner with me on this? I couldn't do this without him. Trust me.
He would have my head. Okay.

Speaker 20 And also, the truth is, he brings a lot of value because he's got great ideas for games, a lot of which CBS loved. So, yeah, he's,

Speaker 20 in fact, he was, we shot it in Colombia, Bogota, Colombia, the TV show, and he got COVID on his flight out to

Speaker 20 Bogota and was

Speaker 20 quarantined away from the rest of us. So we never even got to come to SET.
He flew all the way out there, and I didn't even get to see him other than

Speaker 20 he's like, you better not come up here. I'm not feeling well.
I think I might have COVID. And so I went up and knocked in his door and stood back about 20 feet just to say, hey, man, are you okay?

Speaker 20 And I'd left him a couple of things in front of his door. Well, then I get COVID

Speaker 20 uh a couple days after he leaves and i swear to god i wasn't near him so everybody on the production thinks that he gave me covid so he he's worried that they're never gonna let him be a part of it again because he gave me covid and that to you know we had to shut down for a few days i feel i i feel like i know bob you should actually you should do the next the next season or i guess next year would be in big cat come we should do that one in columbia too yeah i feel like that would be a good video we'll do we'll go to columbia

Speaker 1 i feel like i know bob because he's he's like it's not the fact that he had COVID it's not the fact that like he wouldn't get a he just was pissed that he probably can't be part of like just dudes hanging out yeah yeah yeah I mean he was not he was not happy because it was you know he was looking forward to coming out there and seeing it and you know it's a lot of fly-in to just sit in a hotel room for three days and fly back yeah have we figured out what the game's gonna be the wild card game is this year I don't I think he knows he hasn't told me yet I'm not sure but I'll be sure to report back yeah

Speaker 1 video.

Speaker 20 How's that sound?

Speaker 6 Yeah, the one that you were talking about sounds like American Gladiators just on the lake.

Speaker 20 Well, there was another one where you had to stand there in your underwear about 25 yards away, and each team had to put the helmet on and underwear again, and you got to sit.

Speaker 20 They got to stand there, just had to stand there.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 20 when you hear the...

Speaker 20 of the paintball gun, if you flinched at all, you lose points.

Speaker 20 And so it's like literally standing there in front of a firing squad having to take this but it's the the visual of these dudes who you know

Speaker 20 you know we're almost 50 and standing there in our underwear it wasn't it wasn't pretty uh and so

Speaker 6 i could send you some video of that although i'm not sure i'm not sure it would it would um be okay with the rest of the dudes it's great because i also feel like every group of friends has a game that they grow up playing that is like native to whatever house they had or whatever backyard they have every guy grows up playing nutshot too, which is just you sit across a room from somebody, open up your legs, and then you just roll a basketball at their nuts, and then you can't flinch, and you just have to watch the basketball roll into your side.

Speaker 20 Sort of the same idea as the game I just explained, only much more slow.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but yeah,

Speaker 1 this all rules. Like, I don't know if my genuine excitement for not only the show, but potentially maybe being part of buddy games.

Speaker 1 Like, I hope it's coming through because this is actually like, so we're building a huge office in Chicago, 40,000 square feet.

Speaker 1 And a lot of what we're doing is similar to this, where it's like, let's find the dumbest games we can compete against because people love watching like friends just play stupid games and fail.

Speaker 1 And it doesn't have to be like some crazy athletic thing. It's just watching friendship and stupid things happen come through a screen is just the best.

Speaker 20 Yeah, you're going to love the show then.

Speaker 20 That's pretty much what it is. And the best part about it is that these guys, I didn't want it to feel too much like

Speaker 20 things we've seen,

Speaker 20 whether it's American Ninja Warrior or

Speaker 20 even Amazing Race. These are all great shows.

Speaker 20 We're extremely successful, but we wanted this to have like that, you need to be able to feel that these guys have known each other, these guys and girls have known each other forever. And

Speaker 20 so some of the games

Speaker 20 require, you know, physical prowess, but some of them are how well do you know each other?

Speaker 20 And how well do you know who can, okay, who's going to canoe across the lake, who's going to be strapped to the giant cornhole board, who's going to actually do the tossing, you know,

Speaker 20 because you know these things, who's good at what,

Speaker 20 mostly because you've known them for so long. You know,

Speaker 20 I could tell you exactly which guys in my group would be good at which particular events. And a lot of them had to do with, you know, each one of them had to contribute in some different way.

Speaker 8 Yeah, yeah, that sounds, it sounds amazing.

Speaker 6 Yeah, it does. I'm very excited to watch, very excited to participate.

Speaker 6 We should probably get a little bit into into the Vikings because last time you were on the show,

Speaker 6 we laid into you pretty good about the Vikings and about Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 1 I'm actually on the other side of the show.

Speaker 20 We literally signed Carson Wentz, by the way, as our backup.

Speaker 7 Did you really?

Speaker 20 No, I wish.

Speaker 6 Okay, Jesus Christ.

Speaker 7 Because I was about to say something nice about the Vikings.

Speaker 6 I would have instantly retracted.

Speaker 20 People have commented on the fact that I was on your show. I loved you on pardon my take.

Speaker 20 I was like, did you like the Carson Wentz part? Not so much.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 In a show, the entire premise of this show is us being as wrong as we possibly can be about sports. Your Carson Wentz take was maybe the worst take that we've ever had.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you out-taked us. You out-taked us.

Speaker 20 I still believe in him. Somebody's going to pick him up and he's going to come back.
He's going to do it.

Speaker 1 God knows. God knows.

Speaker 20 We're not going to get into that again, though.

Speaker 6 I've kind of switched this offseason on the Vikings because it turns out I... I've come to terms with the fact that I genuinely like Kirk Cousins.

Speaker 7 Yes.

Speaker 6 He's a very nice guy. He's a great dude.

Speaker 6 My personal feelings towards Kirk were more about feelings that I had in the past about him always being just good enough to give you hope and then smashing that hope.

Speaker 6 The Vikings' offense was pretty good last year, and you got better on offense, and you have a good defensive coordinator. You can't be any worse than you were on defense.

Speaker 6 So I think I might be back in on the Vikings.

Speaker 20 Yeah, we lost a bunch of players, though, but apparently we picked a bunch up. Yeah, I feel the same as you do about Kirk.
He's apparently just the nicest dude.

Speaker 20 But I still have a hard time thinking he can take us all the way.

Speaker 20 Again, he's sort of not a great showing in that playoff game against the Giants.

Speaker 20 But again, that's not all his fault. He did play really well, and he won a bunch of games that typically we lose.

Speaker 20 So, you know, that was the best I've seen him play last year for sure.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And it does feel like, I don't know, last year we all kind of felt the same way.
They were winning all these weird games. It felt like it was a flukish.
Now it's the new season.

Speaker 1 You can, you know, that doesn't carry over. They could have a totally different season where they're winning games differently.

Speaker 20 Yeah, apparently this new de-coordinator, what's his name again?

Speaker 1 It's Brian Flores. Brian Flores.

Speaker 20 Flores, Flores, right, of course. He's apparently, they are really high on him.
And, you know, we couldn't be any worse than we were last year. And the Vikings are usually stout on defense.

Speaker 20 So it was tough to watch how porous we were. So I'm thinking he's going to bring back the, you know, the Vikings defense of old, hopefully.

Speaker 1 That's

Speaker 1 just going to be good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you just described, by the way, one of the worst feelings in all sports when your team is known for one thing and then they finally can do the other thing well and the one thing they're known for just completely evaporates.

Speaker 1 It's like, hey, you can always rely on our defense. And it's like, oh, we have a decent offense.
Justin Jefferson's the best receiver in the game and the defense is nowhere to be seen.

Speaker 20 Yeah, yeah, it was not, it was not good. And we had the players, too.
I just didn't, I didn't understand it. It was weird.

Speaker 1 You just say scheme. It was scheme.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 It is nice to just think, though, like, it can't get any worse than it was last year on defense.

Speaker 1 So, if the offense

Speaker 1 was 31 of 32, I think we're 31st in the league in defense. Yeah.
Now, if you got, I do. The bears might have been worse.

Speaker 6 I reserve the right to stand by a take, though.

Speaker 1 If

Speaker 6 the Vikings get out to a hot start, I might just start including last year's point differential on this year's stats too, and just say, like, in the last 18 months, the Vikings have the worst point differential of any team that's won this many games.

Speaker 1 I might still do that, but I do, I kind of believe it.

Speaker 1 Are you a Viking? Is it fun? Are you a Bears fan or something?

Speaker 6 No, it's just fun. It's just fun when you have a take that you get addicted to, it's hard to let it go, you know?

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 6 it's never like you and Carson Wentz.

Speaker 1 Never let a good take die. Never let a good take die.

Speaker 20 All I care about is 2023 and

Speaker 20 at least give me some hope. Every year we've got hope.
Every year we say this is the year and it's been, I think, 61 years.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Josh, I want to play a fun game that we play with everyone. It's called We Read a Headline.
So

Speaker 1 I just searched your name and then news. I'm going to read this headline.
Josh Dumel has become a bit of a doomsday prepper in case shit hits the fan. What's that about?

Speaker 7 Yeah, I've got this recurring,

Speaker 20 I don't know if it's a nightmare or a daymare of

Speaker 20 shit hitting the fan in L.A. and I need to get out.
And I've devised a plan to get out. And if I do, which I will with my family,

Speaker 20 I've been building this place out in

Speaker 20 somewhere in the north woods

Speaker 20 that I think that we would be okay.

Speaker 20 And so I don't know. It's just, maybe it's just a hobby.
Maybe I'm a crazy psychotic, you know, conspiracy theorist. But, you know, any little thing goes wrong in L.A.

Speaker 20 and things seem to lock up quickly. They go sideways.
And so that's just been a thing that I've worked on. And it's been a lot of fun building the place out there, by the way.

Speaker 1 I bet.

Speaker 1 Now, is it set up to host buddy games? Because, like, what if shit hits the fan, but buddy games still has to happen? Yeah.

Speaker 20 Yeah. Oh, we could do both for sure.
We'd have a fishing derby. That's one thing we do, by the way, is a fishing derby.

Speaker 20 And I would just keep all the fish, freeze them, and so we'd have food for the next, you know, several months.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I like

Speaker 20 to

Speaker 20 make them play and work at the same time.

Speaker 8 Yeah, yeah. You don't work, you don't eat.

Speaker 1 Did you have

Speaker 6 you started to like stockpile food? Like, like freeze-dried shit?

Speaker 20 Yeah, yeah,

Speaker 20 to a degree. I haven't, I haven't become that psychotic about it yet, but

Speaker 20 I do have the infrastructure to

Speaker 20 live comfortably for a while out there.

Speaker 1 I like how you phrased it too: a bit of a doomsday prepper,

Speaker 1 just kind of dipping your toe in. I don't think that's how that works.
I think you either are or you aren't. It's a binary thing.
It's like you can't be like, oh, yeah, I got this little side hobby.

Speaker 1 I'm building an entire fortress in case shit is.

Speaker 1 It's just

Speaker 1 a bit of a doomsday prepper.

Speaker 20 Well, you know,

Speaker 20 I don't want to be

Speaker 20 that much of a, you know, a Debbie downer. I want to, I mean, I feel like it's been fun too.
I also wanted just a place just to retreat to that was out in the middle of nowhere and something private.

Speaker 20 And it's sort of turned into, okay, so I'm going to need a big generator. I'm going to need...

Speaker 20 I'm going to need to, you know, reverse osmosis the wells. I'm going to have to be able to

Speaker 1 stay out of it.

Speaker 1 This is not a bit of a doomsday prepper.

Speaker 18 You had a cellar with some of the stuff.

Speaker 1 You are a doomsday doomsday prepper.

Speaker 20 Hey, you got to think about these things, man.

Speaker 6 Have you purchased seeds? Do you have like an enormous amount of seeds that you're waiting for?

Speaker 1 I do, actually. I do.

Speaker 6 Yeah, so you've got a doomsday garden.

Speaker 20 I started learning how to see. I'm a bit of a farmer now, too.
Just a bit of a farmer.

Speaker 1 Bit of a farmer. Bit of a farmer.
No, I'm learning how to till and seed and grow stuff.

Speaker 20 You know, it's all happening incrementally.

Speaker 20 I don't, I can't give 100% of my time to it, but I do really enjoy

Speaker 20 learning

Speaker 20 basic survival stuff.

Speaker 6 So,

Speaker 6 what is the doomsday scenario for Los Angeles? Because you've obviously thought about this. What's the most likely scenario where just LA comes to a standstill?

Speaker 6 It rains one day, and the traffic on the 405 is too bad, and you're like, fuck this, I got to get out to my cabin.

Speaker 20 Yeah, what qualifies as

Speaker 20 a reason to dart?

Speaker 6 I guess it's 54 degrees one day.

Speaker 20 You know, they take out our spell towers or they take out or gas, they shut down gas stations or any.

Speaker 20 And if you remember in 2008,

Speaker 20 they started having to,

Speaker 20 there's a shortage in gas, and there's a book that I read that I think that started me off on this path.

Speaker 20 It's called Patriots, a guide to surviving the coming collapse, I think it was called.

Speaker 20 And it sort of played out.

Speaker 1 You don't buy that book.

Speaker 1 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 6 You don't buy that book, The Patriots' Guide to the Impending Collapse Collapse of Society. You don't buy that unless you already want to become a doomsday prepper.

Speaker 1 And I, I, I, listen, I like this because, you know, most doomsday preppers are psychos and they've, you know, lost kind of all sense of reality.

Speaker 1 So I will actually backtrack and say you are a bit of a doomsday prepper because you're still a regular guy living a regular life.

Speaker 1 You're just making a, you know, break glass in case of emergency plan.

Speaker 20 I'm just taking necessary precautions, man. That's all.

Speaker 10 I don't want to be caught with my pants down.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 You aren't. You aren't.

Speaker 20 Wait, so this book, so you read the book and then you're like oh this makes a lot of sense yeah so what they did did you read the book no i did not read the book yeah so it's it's uh it basically plays out the 2008 scenario and

Speaker 20 you know if it had gone if if we hadn't gone in and saved the banks um

Speaker 20 uh

Speaker 20 he plays out what would have happened or what could have happened in a really realistic way and i'm like yeah i mean and i've seen you know you if something goes sideways in LA and there's riots in the streets and people are, you know, and freeways can lock down quickly.

Speaker 20 So,

Speaker 20 you know, any, it's a very delicate

Speaker 20 environment. You know, if things, if things aren't, you know, copacetic,

Speaker 20 things can go sideways here quick. And you only have, you only have the freeways out and those can lock down quickly.
So how do you get out? Well, dirt bikes. Dirt bikes is the answer.

Speaker 1 Oh, dirt bikes is the answer. I like that.

Speaker 6 You are reminded when you watch like a documentary about 2007, 2008, we all believe in money, and that's why money is worth something.

Speaker 6 But the second that we all stop believing in cash, then, yeah, we are kind of in a scenario like what you're talking about, every man for himself, things go off the rails. Now, let me ask you this.

Speaker 6 Are you a member of any online forums or message boards dedicated to prepping?

Speaker 20 No. No.

Speaker 1 Okay. Just a bit.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you're a bit of a doomsday prepper. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah, that is. Yeah, I think you are a bit.
It's not all the way.

Speaker 1 We don't want to see you go all the way. You want to be on this show.

Speaker 20 I should actually be doing a better job, to be honest.

Speaker 20 I'm not entirely ready, but

Speaker 1 I'm getting there. I'm getting there.

Speaker 6 You always get more ready, yeah. And every time you see a headline in the news about a UFO visiting, you're like, yep, all these idiots out there, you're dumb.
You're not ready. I'm ready for this.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Well, I say I am, but then, you know, one thing goes wrong, and I, oh, how do I change the tire on my motorcycle? Oh, God, I'm screwed.

Speaker 1 And also, like, oh, shit, I got a, I got a meeting with

Speaker 1 the studio on Friday. I can't miss that, so we're going to have to delay getting out of town.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, Josh, this has been awesome, man.
We love having you on.

Speaker 6 Actually, I got one more question for you because I went back and read some of your bio before we started taping today. And I saw that you were voted male model of the year in 1997.

Speaker 20 I thought we talked about this last time, didn't we?

Speaker 1 Did we?

Speaker 6 Well, we talked about how good looking you are. I think we spent a majority of the interview just being like, you're hot.
Tell us about that.

Speaker 7 I was actually hoping for a tip from you this time.

Speaker 6 If you win a male model of the year competition, I have to imagine you've got a look, right?

Speaker 1 Like there's a certain look.

Speaker 20 So we go from doomsday prepping to male model of the year 1997.

Speaker 1 You could do it all.

Speaker 6 Can you just can you tell us how you how you turn on that look where it's like, yeah, this is my modeling look. This is the hottest that I can be.

Speaker 20 Yeah, it was it was it was uh

Speaker 20 my modeling days were short-lived, man. I was I

Speaker 20 got off to a start, but then I was just really insecure about it and didn't, I wasn't comfortable. I didn't really have a look.

Speaker 20 I think that's part of the reason why I was not successful, is I had more of a deer in the headlights look than a blue steel.

Speaker 20 And so,

Speaker 20 yeah, I wasn't incredibly successful at it.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, male model of the year. Yeah.
You do do it all.

Speaker 20 Well, that was for, for it was for IMTA. It was a thing they do in New York City where all these aspiring actors and models go.

Speaker 20 And I got asked to go to this thing and they sponsored me because I didn't have any money and I'd never been to New York. So they took me to this thing.
And,

Speaker 20 you know, over the week, the word got out. It was, it was, ooh, it was between these three guys.
This dude from

Speaker 20 I forget where the other guy was, Kansas or something, and then there, and then another kid from Cedar Rapids, Iowa, who was Ashton Kucher.

Speaker 20 And so

Speaker 20 we both kind of came up at this convention and were competing for the male model of the year.

Speaker 20 And we did it all, man. There was like full-on, like,

Speaker 20 like walks down the runway in our speedos.

Speaker 20 There was a fashion. There was, you know, they had photo.
It was like a, it was truly a real-life Zoolander.

Speaker 8 I love it. And you beat Ashton.

Speaker 20 I did. I did.
That's the one thing I beat Ashton at in my career.

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Speaker 1 So, Josh,

Speaker 1 we love love having you on. You are a recurring guest.
You have to come to Chicago for our buddy games when we get it all set up. And we would, if the invite is real,

Speaker 1 we will absolutely come to Minnesota next year.

Speaker 1 But my last question is, so you kind of have it all. Male model.
You have the doomsday prepping. You're a great actor.
You've been in a ton of movies. You've got great friends.

Speaker 1 Have you thought about the fact that the one thing that keeps you normal is that your football team sucks? And what happens if they actually won it all? People might start hating you.

Speaker 20 I don't care, man. I'll take that Super Bowl victory.
They can

Speaker 1 hate.

Speaker 20 They can hate all they want.

Speaker 20 I want that Super Bowl.

Speaker 20 Good answer. So, yeah, I'm not worried about that.

Speaker 20 I think that people would be happy for the Vikings just because it's almost like, well, good for them. They finally did it after, I think there's two or three teams that haven't won it.

Speaker 20 How many teams?

Speaker 1 See the Chargers, Vikings, Jarwars. Browns have won it, haven't they?

Speaker 1 Not a Super Bowl, Super Bowl. Lions.
There's not a month.

Speaker 1 Not a bunch of, if you take out the new teams, like the Panthers and like the Texans, but the old teams that have been competing for a very long time, it's pretty tough to not have a Super Bowl.

Speaker 20 And by the way,

Speaker 20 they're the top 10 winningest team.

Speaker 13 They're in the top, like winning percentage, they're top 10.

Speaker 20 So they've always been good.

Speaker 20 So that's what makes it even harder is the fact that

Speaker 20 we're always always in the conversation, but never can quite pull it off. But I feel like O'Connell's got the goods.
Our head coach,

Speaker 20 Flores.

Speaker 20 I think, I feel like

Speaker 20 this is the regime that could do it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
Dalvin Cook, everybody.

Speaker 20 Well, Cook's gone now.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah.
We did, we did, I think I did the stats. I did that on purpose.
Yeah. Yeah.
There you go. We did the stats.
I think last year.

Speaker 1 The Vikings have been to the playoffs like 30 out of the last 45 years or something crazy where it's like they're always in the playoffs and it's definitely a different it's like the reverse coin of like a lions who don't go to the playoffs and are just sad so all right so so so you you you're okay if people start hating you if the vikings win it all i'm okay with that i'll take a victory i'll take a super bowl victory that's an even trade for me yeah yep yeah okay we'll help make sure that everyone hates you

Speaker 20 Thanks.

Speaker 1 All right. Well, Josh, thank you so much, dude.
We love having you on. We do have to set it up when we're set up in Chicago because we are basically building what you've described in Buddy Games.

Speaker 6 We're building recess. Yeah,

Speaker 6 we made an entire office out of recess.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you and Bob got to come, and we'd love to have you out.

Speaker 20 Hey, if you get a chance, check out Buddy Games Spring Awakening, too. I think you guys will really dig it.

Speaker 1 Yes. Yep.
Yes. I'm all in on Buddy Games.
Give me everything with Buddy Games.

Speaker 20 It's the second movie that just came out in May. It's really fun.

Speaker 1 I love it. I love it.

Speaker 6 It's going to be a video game of buddy games.

Speaker 1 Ooh.

Speaker 20 Ooh, I like that.

Speaker 1 Then you don't have to go see your buddies.

Speaker 6 I'll take 10% off that. Yeah.

Speaker 1 We just put it all into the cloud.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Take away friendship. All right.
Well, Josh, thanks so much, man. Appreciate it.

Speaker 20 Bye, guys.

Speaker 1 So, y'all know that we're big fans of Cracker Barrel. And this holiday season, I will be sat at their table with a big plate of country-fried turkey.

Speaker 22 And, Brandon, I'll be right there with you, and I'll check it off my Christmas list in the country store while I'm at it. It'll make a nice holiday tradition.

Speaker 1 Oh, that's so cute of you.

Speaker 22 Enjoy all the more holiday traditions only at Cracker Barrel.

Speaker 1 All right. I'm trying to, I'm trying to finish my

Speaker 1 tickets, but

Speaker 1 I can't do it where they don't automatically renew. I don't want Colts season tickets for life.
So, so that same thing happened with me.

Speaker 6 There's a question, like a series of questions that they ask you when you check out. And the first one is, do you want to sign up for like Forever Colts, the auto renew? And there's only a yes answer.

Speaker 1 There's not a no answer. So you did it?

Speaker 6 Yeah, so I did it. So I'm going to call him tomorrow and be like, hey, I just want to let you know I'm not renewing these.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 10 That's not happening.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Jake, you're going to have to do that for me.

Speaker 1 Okay. I've purchased Colts tickets.
There it is. I just hit submit.
So I have matched.

Speaker 1 We're just going to give away Colts tickets all year. What a giveaway.

Speaker 1 I can't believe

Speaker 1 I never thought that I would be a Colts season ticket

Speaker 1 owner, and here I I am. Life comes at you fast.

Speaker 7 Thank you, Mr. Ursay.

Speaker 1 Yes, thank you, Mr. Ursay.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's a thank you for me, too, just because we don't talk about Dan Snyder anymore. So he changed my life.

Speaker 6 Put money in the Dan Snyder jar. We're not allowed to say that name.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he changed my life.

Speaker 1 Okay, Fire Fest of the Week. Let's do it.

Speaker 1 Hank, start us off.

Speaker 10 Yeah, we were talking about lifetime stats the other day on Mount Rushmore, and I was thinking about this after.

Speaker 10 What do you guys think the lifetime stat of how many haircuts you've got in your life?

Speaker 1 Not that many.

Speaker 1 Yeah, PFT is a bad person.

Speaker 4 You could probably calculate the ballpark. I get like one every three or four weeks.

Speaker 1 So that's like

Speaker 10 thousands.

Speaker 1 That's what I couldn't figure out.

Speaker 10 Thousands.

Speaker 1 I don't think it's thousands. It's definitely not thousands.
Could be. You never know.
No, it's definitely not thousands.

Speaker 6 Because let's say you get 12 haircuts a year. Hank, let's do the math.
What's 12 times

Speaker 1 360 for Hank? Yeah.

Speaker 18 Hank, you're not 90 years old.

Speaker 6 Hank's not a world-renowned educated person.

Speaker 10 Maybe Jeff D. Lowe has thousands.

Speaker 4 90 years old is 1,080.

Speaker 1 That's barely 1,000. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And you didn't get one as a baby.

Speaker 10 Feels like thousands. You never know.
Whatever. Hundreds.

Speaker 10 I got a haircut yesterday. This is the first time this has ever happened to me.
It was driving me nuts. The barber.
turned me around in the chair for the entire haircut.

Speaker 10 So I had no idea if, like, I just didn't know what was going on the whole time.

Speaker 10 You know, sometimes they turn you around for a second and do something to your back, whatever, then they turn you back around. So you're looking at the person, cut your hair.

Speaker 10 He turned me around and did not turn me back around for 45 minutes. And it turned out fine, but I was kind of losing my mind when it was going on.
I was like, is this guy just butchering my hair?

Speaker 1 I scared me.

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 6 So two things. Either one, he wanted to create a sense of community in the barbershop and wanted you to talk to other people.
Nope.

Speaker 1 I was looking at a wall.

Speaker 10 I was actually on the far, the farthest, I was on the farthest chair and I was turned towards the wall.

Speaker 1 I kind of like this, though. Like the big curvy.
Surprise. Yeah.
Surprise moment at the end.

Speaker 1 It was driving me nuts.

Speaker 10 I was like, I just didn't know. And I kept kind of trying to,

Speaker 10 you know, lead him. And he just, he was not having it.

Speaker 7 So were you happy with the result?

Speaker 10 I was, but it was, it was, it was 45 minutes of anxiety that I wish, you know, wasn't the case.

Speaker 1 Damn.

Speaker 1 That's brutal. I, uh, I, I got my last haircut in Brooklyn and I, I pussied out on saying goodbye.
I've been doing that for a few things. Is that a lame move? I just, I don't like doing goodbyes.

Speaker 1 And it's like, yeah, I kind of know the guy, but also like, maybe he'll just think I died. And that's kind of cool, too.

Speaker 11 Yeah, you don't have an Irish goodbyeing him.

Speaker 6 He'll either think that you died or that you moved away and you're an asshole for not saying bye. Yeah.
Or that you secretly don't like his haircuts anymore and you're going somewhere else.

Speaker 1 Or I just decide never to get my haircut again. Yeah.

Speaker 10 I had a pretty heartfelt goodbye with the guys at the convenience store next to the office last time I was there. I was like, this is it.

Speaker 10 It's weird. It's been real.
We tapped up.

Speaker 1 Because it's people.

Speaker 10 He told the older guys, like, come here. He's going.
Yeah, it's people.

Speaker 1 It was nice. It's people you see every day.
Like, because I, you know, I'd see the people who cut my hair like at the bodega and all that stuff. Like, oh, hey, what's up? But yeah, I just...

Speaker 1 I pussied out. Maybe I'll go back and say goodbye.
I have like one more day or two more days that I can do it. I'll probably say goodbye.

Speaker 1 You're not going to do that. Nah, I might.
I might. Cause I, he always did Super Bowl squares too.
So maybe I'll just be like, hey, get me in on the next year.

Speaker 11 Yeah. He's still one foot in.

Speaker 1 Yeah, right.

Speaker 6 Still got some connections to Brooklyn.

Speaker 1 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 All right, PFT.

Speaker 6 Yeah, my Fire Fest. I mean, I can't really complain about anything.
Life is very good for me right now. This is the happiest that I've been.

Speaker 6 Really, I feel bad even complaining about anything because this is everything that I've wanted happen today. So I'm so excited about that.

Speaker 6 So I guess my fire fist is just that I've had really chapped lips recently.

Speaker 6 And I'm always afraid of using too much chapstick because that's how they get you, right? You get addicted to chapstick and then you have to use it more and more and more.

Speaker 10 I've never used it.

Speaker 6 See, and your lips are, your lips are great, Hank.

Speaker 1 You have some of the best lips I've ever seen, Hank.

Speaker 16 Very highly kissable.

Speaker 1 Thank you.

Speaker 6 But

Speaker 1 I don't really know.

Speaker 6 how much chapstick is too much chapstick to get me addicted to it. But I've tried using Vaseline.
I've used other chapsticks and i just can't i can't get over the the chapped lips

Speaker 1 you try sour cream yeah is that is that a thing try maple syrup you guys are just gonna get me fat you uh you probably have a sunburn

Speaker 1 that's yeah that's what it is i mean you got you when you came back from vacation on whatever was sunday i was like whoa you got sunburned you definitely have a sunburn Yep, I've got sunburned lips.

Speaker 6 Yep. Yeah.
Okay.

Speaker 1 That's nothing.

Speaker 6 So I'll just wait. I'll just wait it out.
I'll be good.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you'll be fine. Hello.

Speaker 1 All right. My Fire Fest.
I have a few. One, just moving sucks.
I didn't realize.

Speaker 1 Well, moving is one of those things that you just kind of forget how much it sucks. And then until you actually get in it, you're like, oh, yeah, this really fucking sucks.

Speaker 1 And it really, really sucks when you got three kids and a dog that you have to manage all that shit. So I'm just...
Been a bad day, bad. It's going to be a bad few days for me.

Speaker 1 Just bear with me because moving sucks.

Speaker 1 I also have Firefest. Justin Fields said he's going to throw over 4,000 yards this year.

Speaker 1 And then it just triggered the reaction online being like, oh my God, the Bears have never had a 4,000-yard passer.

Speaker 1 And also, if he doesn't throw over 4,000 yards this year, then it's going to be like, oh, they still don't. So that sucked.

Speaker 1 The fat guy quote, that was bad. And then finally,

Speaker 1 we're going on Grit Week soon. We got Grit Week in two weeks.
And Max told me, I won't say who,

Speaker 1 about a sponsorship deal.

Speaker 1 And he was like, yeah, they want us to, they want everyone to shave their face. And I was like, I'm in if everyone shaves their face.
And so I think we should all shave our faces. I'm in.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 No, I mean, I said

Speaker 1 numbers. It's strengthening numbers.

Speaker 7 It's a lot of sponsors that help us. Correct.

Speaker 12 They really would like

Speaker 1 if you did. Well, no, I will do.
I said I will have no problem because Max is like, they want you to do it.

Speaker 1 They said they wanted wanted me to do it and i was like yeah i'll do it if everyone does it strengthen numbers and now max and hank are not being team guys i also figured out so we don't have to do this but we should do it as a team

Speaker 1 that would be funny it sounds like this is something that the sponsor really wants and i wanted i want to give the sponsor what they there's already a solution here what's grittier what's grittier than all of us just bearing our insecurities to the world

Speaker 1 nothing is the answer

Speaker 10 such a I mean, I'm not shaving my beard.

Speaker 13 You can say whatever you want.

Speaker 1 Hank, you're not going to be a team player?

Speaker 10 I put it, I risked, I'll, like, you know, if a bet comes up, that's fair. I'll do it, but I'm not just going to fucking read.

Speaker 1 Sponsor, Hank.

Speaker 10 What about a sponsor?

Speaker 1 They're still pinning down and shave him. What did you say? Pin him down.
Shave him.

Speaker 1 You can't even see Billy's face. You can't even see you, Billy.
That's my awful lot of people. So you have a

Speaker 10 computer that you should be plugged into an Ethernet cable.

Speaker 16 I'm not there right now.

Speaker 1 Okay, well, listen. What does that mean?

Speaker 12 Billy's going to, his face is going to be a black screen today.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Like, we have

Speaker 1 no videos of him. He's back.

Speaker 12 Or it'll be like one frozen freeze frame throughout this entire episode. That's just a forewarning for everyone watching the YouTube.
But you will not see Billy's video in this episode.

Speaker 10 And you can't see how wet he is.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he's so wet. He showed up so wet.
I'm not wet anymore.

Speaker 10 You looked like you didn't know what you were recording and had to run like 20 blocks to get back to wherever you're recording from.

Speaker 6 You look a little bit like

Speaker 6 frat version of Will Musk Champ right now.

Speaker 1 Just like a little damn.

Speaker 16 I was playing pickup basketball and the shower didn't take.

Speaker 16 No, but then I got the after sweats from the shower.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I know. The shower didn't take.
It's the worst. Either way, I apologize to all AWLs.
I guess we're not shaving our faces.

Speaker 17 No, man. I'm down.

Speaker 11 I even said I would shave my face.

Speaker 1 So am I.

Speaker 1 You guys are the hosts.

Speaker 10 The advertisers pay for you guys.

Speaker 1 No, they pay for us. We're a team.
We win as a team. We lose as a team.
That's a team.

Speaker 10 No, you guys.

Speaker 10 All right, so we can profit share the team.

Speaker 1 Yeah, we'll profit share off this deal. No problem.
No problem.

Speaker 1 I'm down. I'm down.
Salaries. Billy's down.

Speaker 12 If we're talking about

Speaker 10 if we split everything evenly, no, no, this

Speaker 1 is a specific ad,

Speaker 1 I will pay you out of my pocket if I have to.

Speaker 1 How much? Whatever they, whatever the number is.

Speaker 1 No problem.

Speaker 1 You want, and guess what? If the number isn't what you want, I got cold season tickets. I can sweeten the deal.

Speaker 10 We got to work on some days.

Speaker 1 Okay. All right.
Well,

Speaker 1 I apologize to AWS. Why do you do this to me? I apologize to AWS.

Speaker 1 Max shouldn't. It's Max's fault.

Speaker 12 No, he's addicted to seeing my fat face.

Speaker 1 Max, I have a fat face. My face should be fat.

Speaker 12 No, you like my, you like looking at my fat face.

Speaker 1 Yes, I do. You have one.
Like, who cares?

Speaker 10 You got a family, you got kids, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 What is that supposed to mean? I still want to look good.

Speaker 6 Hank's saying that you you gave up. Yeah.
Like it does.

Speaker 1 No, no. It sounds like Hank gave up on showing his face.
Yeah. Yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 That's the best thing I ever did.

Speaker 1 Hank,

Speaker 1 I hope someday you get married to the love of your life, and she's like, I don't like your beard.

Speaker 10 I'll shave it then.

Speaker 1 I'll share it. Okay, Billy, your Fire Fest.

Speaker 16 So first Fire Fest is my dog won't go down a spiral staircase. So I've had to carry him about twice a day down the spiral staircase.

Speaker 16 He will go up, we've made progress, but I'm basically carrying like 110 pounds over my shoulder down a spiral staircase twice a day,

Speaker 16 which is fun. Hopefully, we can make some content of him learning how to go down.

Speaker 16 Second Fire Fest is: I just realized that everyone is going to be in Chicago on Sunday. And yes, I did this to myself, but it's still

Speaker 6 a very sobering

Speaker 1 thought.

Speaker 1 But yeah.

Speaker 11 So, yeah, Billy, I took a look at your spiral staircase.

Speaker 16 I kind of been in denial about it, but yeah.

Speaker 1 No, we know you've been in denial about it. You've definitely been like, this will never happen.

Speaker 10 When you saw your spiral staircase, did you see Smith in the house on Sunday at the office?

Speaker 6 Did you think to yourself, like, Whitey's going to have no problem at all with this?

Speaker 6 It's basically a vertical staircase that you have.

Speaker 16 No, I

Speaker 16 yeah, no, I absolutely knew he was going to have problems,

Speaker 16 but I was in denial about it.

Speaker 1 I don't even think Billy's like internet cut out or his speaking pattern cut out. His brain cut out.

Speaker 6 Billy, plug the Ethernet back into your ear.

Speaker 1 Yeah, his brain is delayed right now.

Speaker 1 All right, well, Billy, yeah, I mean, yeah, it was going to come.

Speaker 1 Time moves on. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 16 shit happens. Jake, next Firefest.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Well, we have Grit Week.
Grit Week will be be your finale. Go ahead, Jake.

Speaker 4 Yeah, so I'm sitting in my new apartment right now.

Speaker 4 As you can see, if you're watching on YouTube, I have my boxes, but I have not unboxed anything because I am in an ADA-compliant apartment with a shower head that is lower than my head.

Speaker 4 It has an extra little peephole.

Speaker 4 The towel racks are lower.

Speaker 4 Might have to do some shifting around. So stay tuned.

Speaker 1 What do you mean by shifting around? Getting in a wheelchair?

Speaker 1 i might be transferring apartments um we'll see did you not look at any of these apartments before you you you it's that's very unlike you that's something that i don't do or bill i did i did and they sent me uh

Speaker 1 similar videos and they said the unit i would be living in is identical the videos i got huh wasn't the case so stay tuned maybe now you're prepared for anything yeah and maybe you just give off the vibe of like a paralyzed person you think about that your voice or something like something happened where they're like yeah we got to get this guy now if you are changing does that mean you don't stand with disabled people well that was a bad choice of words but you know what i'm saying

Speaker 5 no i 100

Speaker 4 stand with disabled people and understand

Speaker 1 next to yeah okay because if i if i were you I would keep that. I would keep it and be like, I understand.
Like, I'm not going to, I'm not going to make a fuss.

Speaker 10 Yeah, like, learn what they have to go through. It'll give you perspective.

Speaker 1 Do you have the bar? Do you have the bar next to your toilet?

Speaker 4 It's like, it's no bar.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah. No bar.

Speaker 10 Come on, Jake.

Speaker 4 I respect.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 1 I don't know.

Speaker 6 No, I agree with you, Jake, because you are taking a spot from them right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 It's like when somebody parks in the handicap space, that's what Jake's doing with his entire life.

Speaker 1 I feel really uncomfortable doing it. So we'll see.

Speaker 10 I've got some meetings tomorrow and we'll figure it out um is there any features that are like an upgrade that you're like oh this is kind of sick the walk-in shower's got to be nice

Speaker 1 jake are you are you worried like car karma wise if you go and make a big fuss and get switched you're gonna have like a tragic accident

Speaker 1 i'm just asking

Speaker 1 i would be scared of that it's like it's like uh it's like switching your flight or something. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, shit.
What happens if the other, you know, the flight I switch to?

Speaker 4 I view it in the perspective, like PFT said, I'm taking the space right now of someone who needs it more.

Speaker 1 Very selfishly.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Very selfishly right now.

Speaker 1 And my other one, this is from a few weeks ago.

Speaker 6 Sometimes when I get a hotel room that's ADA compliant, some of the features are better for me. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Lower tower racks are nice. Dude, the bars are

Speaker 1 up off the toilet when your legs fall asleep.

Speaker 4 Yeah. Living for a year is a different story.

Speaker 1 Okay.

Speaker 1 Only, oh, this would only happen to you, Jake. I'm happy it has happened to you because it really is not your fault.

Speaker 1 And it is a very easy way out to be like, yeah, I wouldn't take it from someone else, but we have put you in a sufficient pickle.

Speaker 4 Right, so it's tough. I thought I'd be moving in today, but now I'm just sitting in an empty room with a bed and a desk.

Speaker 6 Do you think you're too good to live in an ADA-compliant apartment?

Speaker 4 No, I'm just uncomfortable staying here with someone else who might need it more.

Speaker 1 So, wait, so your fire fest essentially is that you have working legs?

Speaker 1 I feel so uncomfortable.

Speaker 11 Where's the microwave, Jake?

Speaker 6 Is it a skip Bayless waist level microwave?

Speaker 1 You're basically complaining that you are like, you're like, yeah, this is bullshit. They gave me this thing.
My legs work. I had a skip, too.

Speaker 10 I forgot to say that. I'm skipped up.

Speaker 1 What? Yeah. What do you mean?

Speaker 10 I got a skip micro.

Speaker 1 Oh, really? Nice. My first skip.

Speaker 10 Yeah, I got my first skip.

Speaker 4 nice yeah that's awesome we'll see what happens um and my other fire fest is i visited the sleepway camp i went to a few weeks ago and i refed a 15 and under color war basketball game why is that a fire fest because it was a disaster i got told a 14 year old told me uh i need another pair of glasses oh

Speaker 1 that's awesome that's awesome

Speaker 4 And at halftime, I may have asked the kids who won the jump.

Speaker 1 I didn't know who got the ball.

Speaker 1 So you did a bad job, refing, you'd say?

Speaker 6 Yes, a very bad job.

Speaker 1 Were you rooting for one color over the other?

Speaker 6 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 What do you mean, color war basketball?

Speaker 6 Like Wisconsin against Kentucky?

Speaker 1 Jake's just stepping into rakes right now. No, like half of the baseball.

Speaker 1 Yeah, god damn it, Jake.

Speaker 6 Jake, let's focus on what really matters is that as an adult, you're still using the phrase sleepaway camp.

Speaker 4 I'm actually surprised that the term color war has not changed.

Speaker 16 That's a good point.

Speaker 1 I mean, like, why would it? It's fucking

Speaker 1 camp.

Speaker 4 Yeah, blue versus green. But yeah, that's that's the week I'm having.
Hopefully, the next time you hear me, I'm in a different apartment.

Speaker 1 Jake, someone needs to make the meme of the bloods in the crypts holding the bandanas together with ref Jake behind them.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it was a good experience. Sounds like it was great.
Yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right.

Speaker 1 Let's finish it up. Last show ever in the studio.
Yeah. So this is the we're retiring.

Speaker 19 We should.

Speaker 1 I'm going to have them ship it because we haven't figured out what to do with it. So we'll sell it or maybe we'll put it.
We could

Speaker 10 hang it in the rafters.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Do something like that.

Speaker 1 Put it up, you know, as like memorabilia.

Speaker 1 There was a poll. Hank, did you see the poll?

Speaker 1 A poll? A poll?

Speaker 1 The guy who kept all the numbers? Billy, stop breathing that mic.

Speaker 10 No, I did not see the poll.

Speaker 17 Six, nine.

Speaker 1 There we go.

Speaker 1 18.

Speaker 1 Fuck.

Speaker 8 No, that doesn't count.

Speaker 1 I didn't hear numbers on my end. I literally said numbers.
And then I stopped.

Speaker 1 I didn't hear it. I didn't hear it on my end.

Speaker 1 I didn't hear it on my end. Okay.

Speaker 16 Well, Max will be stopped breathing to the mic. That's interference.

Speaker 1 That's a producer.

Speaker 6 That's tampered producing by max you were

Speaker 1 sucked down the microphone 17. uh okay uh what do you got has anyone ever gone two in a row

Speaker 10 um i think 20 will have gotten two in a row shout out to the dude big cat i don't know if you saw the dude that like he like tweeted at us or dm'd us like in in like may and said hank's gonna get the last lottery ball number in the studio um

Speaker 1 remember

Speaker 1 this is the last one in the studio yeah this is the last one no but i'm gonna be winner oh well that's i'm the reigning champ of that.

Speaker 10 That machine is mine.

Speaker 1 You can just ship it to my house. So the guy who did the poll said that I have won five times, and he had everyone.
He had two examples. He had five times.

Speaker 10 I literally saw him be like, here's five big ass says he has five wins. I'm going to attach the videos.
And then he attached two videos.

Speaker 1 Listen, I respect all wins.

Speaker 1 I've never said anything about Michigan claiming 14 national titles. So I'm very consistent with this.

Speaker 10 I am the reigning champ.

Speaker 1 Okay. Mean forever.
Have you ever gotten this? Nope. You've never gotten it.

Speaker 4 Remember, Billy got it for the first time and then he retired until someone else got it, and I got it on the next show.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 4 The back-to-back. Yeah.

Speaker 1 All right. I'll go with him.
I'll go with 85.

Speaker 1 20.

Speaker 6 Big hat got it twice in a row, but just one wasn't on the show.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I did get it twice in a row. Are you sure that means hasn't gotten it? No, memes never gotten it.

Speaker 16 No, it's about to hit right now. I'll see you.

Speaker 16 Fuck

Speaker 1 79.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 let's do another one.

Speaker 1 Mounts? Yeah, yeah, this isn't counts.

Speaker 1 Let's do the same numbers. We'll just go same numbers.

Speaker 6 Bye, studio.

Speaker 7 Am I missing the studio too?

Speaker 9 I'm going to miss it all.

Speaker 10 I think I still have cable boxes in that studio that I need to return.

Speaker 6 That's going to happen.

Speaker 1 53.

Speaker 1 Let's do one more there. Let's do one more.

Speaker 1 Everyone, numbers. No cable boxes.
Wait, put them back in. 18.
Put them back in.

Speaker 1 It's not Mickey Mounts. Mickey Mounts.
What is on here?

Speaker 16 Just give me 69. Just can you give me it for the last fucking one? All right, fine.

Speaker 1 Take heads, you know. I'll take 17.

Speaker 1 I'll take 17.

Speaker 10 Bill, you have a computer.

Speaker 1 PFT, what's your number? That plugs into the internet.

Speaker 16 I'm not at my computer.

Speaker 1 Me, I'm not at my computer right now.

Speaker 1 Did you guess the number?

Speaker 1 17. No, I had 17.

Speaker 10 100.

Speaker 1 40. Let's do another.
Damn.

Speaker 1 Should have picked 40. We'll keep all the same numbers.

Speaker 4 Third time.

Speaker 1 40. No, I got 17.
You can't do that. All right, fine.
I'll go back to 85. That's fine.
17. 8.

Speaker 20 20.

Speaker 1 18. 4.

Speaker 1 Did you have four memes? No.

Speaker 1 All right, let's do one more.

Speaker 1 I'll do 8.

Speaker 1 33.

Speaker 1 17.

Speaker 1 20.

Speaker 1 Billy, winning.

Speaker 1 What are you doing, Billy? 81

Speaker 1 numbers?

Speaker 1 12. 18.
I was 17. 69.

Speaker 1 Nice pick, BFT. I quit.
I quit.

Speaker 9 I quit.

Speaker 1 You have to say the number after you already did.

Speaker 1 18. I can't hear it anymore.

Speaker 1 Oh, yes, Jake.

Speaker 1 Jake's the rating champ. Way to go, Jake.
Awesome, Jake. Way to go.
The rating champ. Very cool.

Speaker 1 Fuck yes.

Speaker 1 Yo, that's not Mickey Brown's. Wow.
Doesn't matter, Jake. No, Jake.

Speaker 1 Jake.

Speaker 1 It's two balls, Jake. That's way to go.
Cow. Raiding champ.

Speaker 1 Last ever champion.

Speaker 16 Largest wingspan of any bird.

Speaker 4 I don't know if I can take this long.

Speaker 1 No, Jake, you're taking it just like you took that fucking ADA apartment.

Speaker 1 You're taking it. It's getting late.

Speaker 1 Love you guys.

Speaker 1 Good job, Jake.

Speaker 1 I'd like to say I fade anyway.

Speaker 1 Today's not my day to find you shy away.

Speaker 1 Oh, I've been coming for your love, okay.

Speaker 1 Oh, I've been coming for your love, okay.

Speaker 1 Take it on me.

Speaker 1 the way.

Speaker 1 Feeling faith,

Speaker 1 a hopelessness.

Speaker 1 But we still

Speaker 1 way.

Speaker 1 How I learned that life is okay.

Speaker 1 Say up to me.

Speaker 1 It's no better to be safe than sorry.

Speaker 1 Say up to me.

Speaker 1 Oh, I've been coming for your love, okay.

Speaker 1 Oh,

Speaker 1 be honest.