Greg Olsen, Mt Rushmore Of Everyday Villains, The Boys Get Their Championship Rings And Lebron Is Not Retiring

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Speaker 1 Welcome to Part of My Take.

Speaker 5 Today is Monday, July 17th, and PFT, our long national nightmare, is over.

Speaker 32 LeBron James is coming back for another season.

Speaker 30 I was so worried about that.

Speaker 33 I was shocked.

Speaker 30 I was shocked when he made the announcement.

Speaker 30 Honestly, I had forgotten that he had teased that he might retire, but he had also been saying for the last three years he was going to come back and play with his son. That was his ultimate goal.
So

Speaker 30 unless Bronnie had a Danny Elmonte reverse type situation where he's a lot older than we thought that he was,

Speaker 30 yeah, this was... This was as much of a given as you can have in the sports world that he's going to come back.

Speaker 5 And it was so perfect.

Speaker 18 So we obviously had the takeies on Friday that were pre-recorded.

Speaker 4 So we missed what happened in the SPs.

Speaker 33 This was really the only clip I saw.

Speaker 18 LeBron James getting in front of everyone.

Speaker 15 He said,

Speaker 18 I asked myself, can I play without cheating this game? The day I can't give everything on the floor is the day I retire.

Speaker 35 Lucky for you guys, the day is not today.

Speaker 36 So probably

Speaker 15 the most public non-retirement, even though we all knew he wasn't going to retire,

Speaker 24 speech ever given.

Speaker 30 It's basically the decision, too.

Speaker 30 And I think he planned this out just because he was like, you know what?

Speaker 30 I want to make a splash at the Espys this year. How can I do that? Okay, I'll tease it.
I'm going to retire after getting getting swept by the Denver Nuggets.

Speaker 30 And then, yeah, in mid-July, in early July, when nobody's paying attention to sports, I'm going to dominate the news cycle.

Speaker 14 He also just wants everyone to clap for him and be like, thank you so much, Braun.

Speaker 39 I'll say this right now.

Speaker 14 There's been a lot of rumors, a lot of talk.

Speaker 9 I'm not retiring.

Speaker 40 Not today.

Speaker 27 Not today.

Speaker 15 I will not retire today.

Speaker 18 As you're listening to this right now, I'm not retiring today.

Speaker 30 You know who had the best day when he found out that LeBron James was going to come back? Skip Bayless. Yes.
Old Skip had, he put out a great, maybe the creepiest video.

Speaker 30 It looked like he was doing some sort of, he looked like a terrorist that had just taken over at 737 and was making his demands.

Speaker 30 But he was like,

Speaker 30 you know, LeBron James and I were connected. We both started our professional careers on television the same year.

Speaker 30 It's like, yeah, you can't tell the story of LeBron James without the story of Skip Bayless. Yeah, Hank, I saw that look on your face.
Skip was, he was like a columnist.

Speaker 30 And then he became Skip Bayless on TV back in, I guess that would be 2003 when LeBron came to the NBA. So Skip was very happy.
At one point, he just shakes his head.

Speaker 30 He goes, LeBron bleeping James, man. LeBron bleeping James.

Speaker 42 He's not retiring.

Speaker 30 You think Ernestine filmed Skip's videos for him? Yeah.

Speaker 44 Skip's going through it right now. Yeah, he is.

Speaker 44 He's unwanted.

Speaker 5 He doesn't have a person to debate with.

Speaker 16 And

Speaker 15 it's got to be killing him inside.

Speaker 16 Lil Wayne.

Speaker 39 Yeah, Lil Wayne.

Speaker 5 It's also very funny that Skip Bayless is trying to find his new

Speaker 39 co-host, which not really a co-host.

Speaker 18 It's more like Skip's sidekick.

Speaker 15 It really has only one rule.

Speaker 47 They have to be pro-LeBron.

Speaker 22 Because I was thinking about what would happen if a guy who was anti-LeBron went and joined Skip.

Speaker 27 It would then become like he would have nothing to debate.

Speaker 30 It should actually just be somebody that's more anti-LeBron than Skip Ailis is.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 9 That That would blow his mind.

Speaker 24 Have Trump? Dave.

Speaker 40 Dave Borden. Yeah.

Speaker 5 That would be great if Dave was like, if Skip was like bashing LeBron and Dave was just like, actually, LeBron's an ISIS.

Speaker 49 Actually, he's a disgusting human being.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Perfect. All right.

Speaker 2 Other things going on in the sports world.

Speaker 50 We had Rory finally win one.

Speaker 18 The Scottish Open, which I don't think anyone could watch on TV. Golf just keeps crushing it.

Speaker 9 They're like, hey, golf's never been hotter.

Speaker 44 And ESPN cut off the feed before the 18th hole. Yeah.
ESPN plus.

Speaker 5 But I was happy for Rory because

Speaker 17 I think that was like the fourth or fifth time, or no, maybe third or fourth time that he's been leading after 54 holes this year.

Speaker 24 And if he didn't do this one, it would have been like, dude, are you like, you just can't finish the deal.

Speaker 5 But back-to-back birdies, 17-18.

Speaker 16 Good for Rory.

Speaker 30 Good for Rory.

Speaker 30 Is that the fifth major if you're a British guy?

Speaker 40 It's got to be. I mean,

Speaker 30 it's the open.

Speaker 20 Do you also want to win the Scottish Open when when the British Open is right the next week?

Speaker 30 Like, is that it's a tune-up. You can make the case it's a tune-up, but two tune-ups.

Speaker 44 I have a hot take. Okay, late on.
I think he's going to miss the cut. Yeah.
Everything, because the last the last time they played here was the last time he won a major. He's been playing good golf.

Speaker 44 He won this weekend. Everyone,

Speaker 44 it's almost too much of a storybook ending. And I think he's just going to come out and blow up.

Speaker 30 I mean, last year was supposed to be the storybook ending where he blew up

Speaker 9 in back nine, but couldn't make a putt.

Speaker 30 That's quite a take.

Speaker 9 Hank, Hank, you know, hot take a hot take.

Speaker 30 They, they play, all the players play in quilts.

Speaker 26 Yes.

Speaker 44 I think he, I think he's looking for kilts.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 9 Well, yeah.

Speaker 30 Offline before we started recording, Hank was talking about golfing overseas, and he referred, he referred to kilts. He thought that there were quilts, that everybody wore quilts.

Speaker 9 Quilts.

Speaker 16 It's all-time Thrilland quilts.

Speaker 48 I wish they were too.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 53 Yeah.

Speaker 27 So, yeah, that happened.

Speaker 5 DeAndre Hopkins is on the Titans.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Probably.

Speaker 30 What was his list of reasons why he wanted to join your team? He wanted like an established quarterback.

Speaker 15 It was an established quarterback, good defense,

Speaker 15 consistent GM, which I think they just fired theirs, didn't they?

Speaker 30 This is a new GM that they have.

Speaker 53 New GM.

Speaker 25 Yeah,

Speaker 37 DeAndre Hopkins, like, I still think he's good.

Speaker 35 He's not DeAndre Hopkins' best receiver in the league good, which he was, you know, five years ago or four years ago.

Speaker 5 But way to take the air out of it, like, if he had been added to a Chiefs, an Eagles, like one of these Niners, like one of these teams that's competing for Super Bowl, he's going to the Titans and everyone's like, okay, cool.

Speaker 40 Like he'll be good.

Speaker 15 I guess it's good for the Titans, but I feel like the Titans are in a weird transition period right now, not we're competing for a Super Bowl right this second.

Speaker 30 I mean, this is an ultimate ricochet shot at the entire Patriots organization, too.

Speaker 30 When those are his three criteria and he's like, I want to play for a good quarterback and he picks Ryan Tannehill over Mac Jones.

Speaker 30 Sounds like he listened to our show where we did the quarterback tiers ranking. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah, Hank.

Speaker 44 Yeah, I'm excited for Will.

Speaker 9 I'm happy for him.

Speaker 48 Yeah, it is good for Will.

Speaker 16 You have to feel a little bit used up, though, right?

Speaker 30 Don't you, Hank?

Speaker 30 Like the fact that he visited your organization, it was on his list of, I think, ultimately two teams that he was going to play for that were in a bidding war, and he chose the Titans.

Speaker 30 I mean, Belichick's definitely pissed off at Variable for this one.

Speaker 44 Yeah, probably a little bit. I feel like the Patriots never, I mean, besides Randy Moss, but like, I feel like the Patriots never really get those big name signings.

Speaker 44 I was not, I was obviously hopeful, but I was not like surprised he didn't sign with us.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 22 It was just.

Speaker 9 It's not the Patriot way.

Speaker 5 It did feel like everyone was like, where's DeAndre Hopkins going to go?

Speaker 15 And now that he went to the Titans, again, the Titans, this is actually where the Titans love to be is everyone's doubting them because that means they'll probably win the AFC South and they'll probably win like 11 or 12 games because that's how the Titans always roll.

Speaker 20 But didn't it feel like it was an announcement we were all waiting for because we assumed he was going to go to a team team that was maybe one of the final four teams last year, a Bills, like it's like I said, the Diners, the Chiefs, and the Titans, like, okay, cool.

Speaker 20 No state income taxed.

Speaker 30 Yeah, I guess good for him. It became a financial decision.
He's getting like 12 mil guaranteed next year, and he's got escalators that can kick it up to 15 million.

Speaker 30 So

Speaker 30 he's going to make good money.

Speaker 30 But if I was DeAndre Hopkins, I would want very badly to finish my career with a good quarterback because he's played with some trash quarterbacks outside of Deshaun Watson for a couple of years.

Speaker 30 He's played with maybe out of all the best wide receivers that you can name in the history of, I guess, the last like 15 years, he might be the best quarterback that's had, or the best wide receiver that's had the worst run to quarterbacks, besides maybe Andre Johnson, who is also part of that Texans' carousel of sadness.

Speaker 26 Yes. Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 33 And it's,

Speaker 20 I mean, money is always, I don't know what everyone else is offering him, but it's nice to say, I want to go compete for a ring.

Speaker 24 But if the Titans offered him 12 and everyone else was offering him five, seven million dollars is probably nice too.

Speaker 30 It makes a lot of difference.

Speaker 30 I was hoping for the bills. I really wanted him on the bills.

Speaker 25 I know, I know.

Speaker 31 Okay, other things.

Speaker 18 We got our rings.

Speaker 20 Do you want to give them to us?

Speaker 10 Yes, we have the rings. The Water Dogs won the championship last year, and I went to the ring giving ceremony, and I have them for you.

Speaker 9 Yeah, and how did it go?

Speaker 30 Also known as a wedding?

Speaker 33 Yeah, do we want to do any highlights from it from the ring giving ceremony it was awesome war dogs won uh this one's yours okay jake was on the call look at this jake killed it dude this is actually a sick ring dude now those are really expensive okay billy can you show me i i want to see my ring can you just hold it up actually kind of fits because we told when paul rabel asked for a ring size i didn't know and i just told him like i don't know average dude yeah yeah regular is the size that we gave him oh that's awesome billy that's such a sweet ring where's Hanks?

Speaker 9 Oh, no. Oh,

Speaker 35 do we not have Hanks?

Speaker 10 Hanks is coming in the mail.

Speaker 18 How much...

Speaker 15 Do we know how many diamonds are in this so I could resell it?

Speaker 10 I had no idea, and they were so ex like they look expensive, they feel expensive, so I've been sweating my balls off trying to make sure I get them here right now.

Speaker 20 Okay, I might get it appraised and just for curiosity's sake.

Speaker 10 And then dude, they're big time.

Speaker 9 Yeah, these are big time.

Speaker 30 I want to punch somebody in the face while I wear it and just leave an impression on them like an Ace Ventura.

Speaker 24 BFT, we got to go to a water dogs game and show up with him and just be like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 30 I actually,

Speaker 30 when I saw the rings, I thought to myself, I might just wear that around all the time. Yeah.
Dude, it's that cool of a ring.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 31 We have rings now.

Speaker 30 Wait, can you take it off your weird fingers?

Speaker 60 There were some.

Speaker 26 Take it off.

Speaker 14 Take it off.

Speaker 30 Yeah, I don't know where those hands have been. I'll take it off.

Speaker 18 Did you chuck beers

Speaker 10 at the ceremony? Yeah. Maybe.

Speaker 13 Yeah. How'd you do?

Speaker 10 Very well.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Duke's is witness.

Speaker 26 He is?

Speaker 10 Duke is out of it. Dude, Fairfield is the best venue for lacrosse.
I just have to say, like, those are people who love lacrosse, and it's an amazing venue.

Speaker 5 I feel like, though, if we sent you anywhere where you got championship rings and free beer, you'd be like, dude, fucking Baghdad is the best place to watch lacrosse.

Speaker 61 It's so sick.

Speaker 10 No, but Fairfield, Fairfield County is a lacrosse hotbed. Okay.

Speaker 48 It is pretty sick.

Speaker 15 Yeah, Connecticut does lacrosse well.

Speaker 30 Yeah. Billy, what was the reaction of the team like when they all got their championship rings and they're like, oh, and also Billy Football.

Speaker 10 Yeah, no, it was a big imposter syndrome when you're walking in the line and these guys are like, who the fuck is this guy?

Speaker 30 Right. No, it's not really imposter syndrome.
That is actually just being

Speaker 9 your ring. Yeah.

Speaker 62 Yeah, you're the last person to get his ring. Yeah.
And finally, representing the owners,

Speaker 39 Billy Football.

Speaker 15 I did hear some criticism online that we're terrible owners for not being there for ring night, but I have to just push back and say, were we getting rings for winning a a championship?

Speaker 15 The team that we own?

Speaker 19 That seems pretty good, right?

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 39 Well, our favorite ring, I don't want to speak for you, PFT, but I think we're aligned as an ownership group.

Speaker 12 Our favorite ring is the next one.

Speaker 30 Yeah. And also, we're hands-off owners, right? And we're especially hands-off the rings.
We don't need to be there to take this spectacle away from the players.

Speaker 30 It's not the NBA where they hand the championship trophy to Stan Cranky first, and then he just whispers sweet nothings in the sideline reporters' ears. We don't need that spotlight on us.

Speaker 30 We're behind the scenes, guys.

Speaker 3 Yeah. I'm so hands-off.
Established culture.

Speaker 13 I'm so that's what we do.

Speaker 34 I'm so hands-off as an owner that I'm going to sell my ring.

Speaker 9 No, like that's how hands-off I am.

Speaker 30 I'm so hands-off that.

Speaker 10 No, please don't do that.

Speaker 30 I can definitely name at least two players on the team.

Speaker 9 No.

Speaker 15 Dylan.

Speaker 30 Dylan. And then.

Speaker 50 Dylan's the goalie.

Speaker 43 Dylan Ward.

Speaker 48 Dylan Ward.

Speaker 9 I didn't know if he was his last or first house.

Speaker 30 And then Copeland.

Speaker 40 Yeah, Andy Copeland.

Speaker 10 Andy Copeland is a G.

Speaker 59 Yeah, he is.

Speaker 26 I was. We almost fired him.

Speaker 10 No, no, but but I was standing next to him and I was like, this guy probably thinks I'm a fucking clown. And he was a G.

Speaker 10 He was chill.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Yeah, no, he definitely did.

Speaker 9 He definitely thought you were a clown.

Speaker 16 You're our clown. Fucking.

Speaker 26 Yeah. Yeah, we sent you.
You did your job.

Speaker 44 Those look awesome. I'm happy for you guys.

Speaker 13 Hank, I'm sure yours is in the mail.

Speaker 44 Did they actually say that, Billy?

Speaker 10 No, no. I mean, shout out Steve Denpoli and Ryan Brown.
Some, not alumni, but retired guys who came back for the ring. And we just had a great shout out to Jay, too.

Speaker 9 While While we're out there,

Speaker 16 what do you mean?

Speaker 9 Not alumni, but retired men.

Speaker 5 Are they retired?

Speaker 43 Yeah, they're retired.

Speaker 10 Those are the two guys who are like, yo, a lot of the water dogs are retiring because they want to chip, and they retired.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 44 Did they say my rings in the mail or no?

Speaker 29 You got a ring coming.

Speaker 9 Oh, okay.

Speaker 30 They definitely haven't made, though.

Speaker 9 So, no, I was not funny. No, I'm getting

Speaker 44 the fan. I'm getting like what they give the fans.
No, he was the fan replica for like 200 bucks.

Speaker 10 I was told from the higher-ups, they were like, Hank submitted his ring size late.

Speaker 30 Oh, and that's why it's coming late, Hank, as opposed to me and BCAT, who didn't submit a ring size at all.

Speaker 9 Hank, look, Hank, listen to this. Listen to this, Hank.
Ready?

Speaker 22 See?

Speaker 31 Banging on the

Speaker 48 passing cards. Yeah.

Speaker 26 It feels good.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 10 Dude, these are serious fucking rings.

Speaker 50 Yeah, they're great rings.

Speaker 44 They look awesome. I'm happy for you guys and for the team.
And I'm still

Speaker 30 putting mine out to me, right? Because I can't, if I own a championship ring, I feel naked when I'm not wearing it.

Speaker 16 I can't. What?

Speaker 9 Yeah. What?

Speaker 9 Sorry, dude.

Speaker 10 Can you get your riverside ready? So, I'm going to keep this safe. I've been keeping them safe for two days, and it's been nerve-wracking.
Okay.

Speaker 13 It's like giving Billy one of those Tamagotchi pets.

Speaker 9 See how long it'll take. Billy kills.

Speaker 9 Yeah. My Tamagotchi picks up.

Speaker 48 See how long it'll take before Billy kills. 2023.

Speaker 53 All right.

Speaker 16 What else do we have?

Speaker 50 We had Wimbledon.

Speaker 26 And that happened. Alcatraz.

Speaker 9 20 years old.

Speaker 30 Alcatraz happened. Thought he was a Claycork guy.
Yeah.

Speaker 30 Thought he was an alternate surfaces guy, not a grass guy.

Speaker 9 Yeah. But he loves grass.

Speaker 30 Passing you the torch, big cat.

Speaker 47 Well, that's a question.

Speaker 44 That's a question, big cat.

Speaker 25 Yeah, okay, go ahead.

Speaker 5 But I have a statement first.

Speaker 3 Afterwards, I don't know, but if you guys saw, but Jokovich was maybe the most gracious

Speaker 14 competitor of all time.

Speaker 31 He said, People have been talking in the past 12 months or so about his game, talking about Alcaraz, consisting of certain elements from Roger, Rafa, and myself.

Speaker 3 I would agree with that.

Speaker 15 I think he's got basically best of all three worlds.

Speaker 5 So Jokovich is basically saying this guy is going to be next up. So I'm counting that as a win.

Speaker 15 That's my 25th major that I've won.

Speaker 57 So I'm Alcaraz fan now.

Speaker 15 Not as big as a Djokovic, but I'm an Alcaraz fan as well.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 30 That's loser talk.

Speaker 30 He baby brawned him.

Speaker 30 He baby brawned him. He pretty much said like, this guy reminds me so much of myself.
I'm happy to see him win.

Speaker 12 He's 16 years younger, he's got all the fucking you know, testosterone and jumping around.

Speaker 20 I mean,

Speaker 15 Djokovic and Federer and Rafa are all the exact same age, so you can't make that same argument.

Speaker 27 He had to play someone 16 years younger.

Speaker 44 That was my question, Big Kat. Not only did Jokovich lose today, but it's like he doesn't have to play versus Federer and Nadal.
He's going to beat Rafa's Grand Slams in like five years.

Speaker 9 He already, he already, wait, who Alcaraz is coming for the Go-Crown?

Speaker 30 Jokovich has the most majors.

Speaker 39 Just

Speaker 44 Federer and Nadal. So I'm saying

Speaker 9 you had to watch him lose today and realize

Speaker 44 in 10 years, I'm also going to lose the goat crown.

Speaker 58 But you just, no, you just said what you just said means that Jokovich is the goat.

Speaker 5 He went against Roger

Speaker 9 and Rafa and won all those.

Speaker 18 So Alcaraz is going to win Mickey Mouse majors.

Speaker 9 That's fine. No, but

Speaker 9 Alkara is going to dominate. Dominican major.

Speaker 30 You judge by major championship.

Speaker 19 Well, I'm an Alcaraz fan.

Speaker 12 I don't know why you guys return this. I'm an Alcaraz fan.

Speaker 9 He's got a lot of people. Can you help me out?

Speaker 37 Can someone help me out? He's got to go.

Speaker 30 And I don't know why I've never thought of this before when I'm watching tennis, but in that third set,

Speaker 30 there was that one game that took shit.

Speaker 9 27 minutes.

Speaker 30 It was 27 minutes, right?

Speaker 30 And it was basically whoever wins that one game is going to win the entire match. Why the fuck do they score so fucked up in tennis? Why is it 15, 15, and then 30, 15? That's so stupid.

Speaker 30 And then 40, 15, and then it's love and it's deuce and all this shit.

Speaker 15 Why is it?

Speaker 30 Can somebody explain to me why it's 15, 30, 40, and then the game?

Speaker 49 It makes no sense.

Speaker 13 English stuff.

Speaker 55 Metric system is

Speaker 30 it kilometers? Is this kilometers? 50 grand.

Speaker 13 It's dumb.

Speaker 30 It is so dumb. It's so dumb.

Speaker 9 It's really dumb.

Speaker 30 They should score like a real sport where it's 7, 7, 6, 1, 3, 4.

Speaker 60 Sometimes a 2.

Speaker 30 2 for a safety.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 48 That's how real men play sports.

Speaker 67 Tennis scores were shown in the Middle Ages on two clock faces. On each score, the pointer moved around a quarter from 0 to 15, 30, 45.

Speaker 67 Somehow, the 45 got truncated to 40 when the clock faces dropped out of use.

Speaker 51 That's stupid.

Speaker 30 That makes no sense.

Speaker 5 Did you see Djokovic got penalized for holding his

Speaker 9 for too long? In the semifinals.

Speaker 58 He literally was, he was just like, oh.

Speaker 62 And

Speaker 67 he got a time violation today.

Speaker 40 Oh, he did.

Speaker 5 See, they were out to get him.

Speaker 12 And I felt like the wind was only affecting him.

Speaker 30 It took too long for him to walk back to his towel, pick up his towel, which you know why they moved the towel station and they don't have the ball boys handing the towels out anymore, right?

Speaker 9 Why? COVID?

Speaker 30 It was a COVID change.

Speaker 9 Yeah, so they're all

Speaker 41 to get Jokes.

Speaker 9 Yeah, he's in a coat.

Speaker 27 Just because he didn't want to get vaccinated, we're going to persecute him.

Speaker 30 Yeah, they put his towel basically in Southampton. Yeah.
And he has to go by foot over their horseback carriage to dry his hands off and come back.

Speaker 35 Either way, I will admit that that was a very thrilling Wimbledon.

Speaker 5 It was. It was good theater.

Speaker 39 and it is good it is an all-time uh i wasn't hungover but i feel like i'm perpetually hungover with kids but it was all time

Speaker 30 like tennis on grass is such a great hungover watch early in the morning because it's just ball moving on grass not a lot like you don't really have to be paying too much attention it moves at a good pace nice little breaks some grunting it's a great sport to watch in the morning you remember this was probably like 15 years ago maybe even longer when monica selles was still playing And they, I forget who she was playing against, but they warned both of them.

Speaker 30 They're like, hey, you guys grunt too much. It's unladylike.
You're not allowed to grunt in this game or in this match.

Speaker 30 And then Monica Selles went out there and gave a grunting performance for the ages. Basically said, fuck you.
You can take my grunts from my cold, dead hands. And it was, yeah, it was all time.

Speaker 30 I think at Wimbledon, that's the only place that they would ever try to

Speaker 30 curtail. What?

Speaker 13 That might be a bonk.

Speaker 5 That also, Monica Selles.

Speaker 30 She just learned tennis, bro. Monica Selles.

Speaker 47 How do you know that? Dude, she got stabbed.

Speaker 30 She got stabbed, Hank, and she was also like one of the best tennis players of all time. I didn't run.

Speaker 9 That's bad, obviously.

Speaker 30 Here, I'll do Monica Sella's grunt. Ready?

Speaker 16 What?

Speaker 9 Ah!

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 16 How did it backswing?

Speaker 30 Hank, you should start doing that when you golf.

Speaker 34 We should do a Mount Rushmore later this season where we grunt in each other's backs, bit backs, strokes.

Speaker 44 Mount Rushmore moans.

Speaker 44 Yeah, no, just spell him out.

Speaker 9 He's like, what's your next pick? Oh!

Speaker 55 Good one.

Speaker 9 I like that. Okay.

Speaker 30 We also had Hard Knox.

Speaker 30 Yeah. Hard Knox decision has been made.
Another long national nightmare is over. Yes.
And it's going to be the New York Jets, the New York

Speaker 30 Jerry. It's pretty crazy.

Speaker 48 I mean, Aaron Rodgers,

Speaker 30 it's got all the storylines behind it.

Speaker 30 They're going to show him like moving into his Brooklyn apartment, which, by the way, you remember when we interviewed Aaron last year and he was like, oh, you guys live in New York.

Speaker 30 You're probably some like cool Brooklyn guys, right? I guarantee you Aaron Rodgers is going to be living in Brooklyn.

Speaker 16 Although the commute would suck.

Speaker 13 He'd be an idiot to live in Brooklyn.

Speaker 16 Like that would.

Speaker 5 When we had to drive to Hoboken, that was

Speaker 45 from Brooklyn. It sucked.

Speaker 10 But last time the Jets were on hard knocks, they went to the AFC Championship.

Speaker 9 Oh.

Speaker 48 I mean, look,

Speaker 15 we still have to figure out the stakes of our bet, but I think Aaron Rodgers is going to have an incredible incredible year.

Speaker 15 I've become the script has been flipped on me where I'm now defending Aaron Rodgers, the player, publicly, and it feels dirty, but I also

Speaker 17 don't want him to fall off when he's gone.

Speaker 25 That would suck for me.

Speaker 9 I want him to be really good.

Speaker 30 I understand that, but I think it would also be so poetic if he followed the Brett Favre story arc completely.

Speaker 9 Brett Favre was good, and he hurt his arm.

Speaker 30 Sends a bunch of weird dick pics to people, leaves New York, goes to Minnesota, has a career resurgence, and then he gets arrested for defrauding Mississippi.

Speaker 19 Well,

Speaker 5 if you put in that

Speaker 4 the Bears end his career, Corey Wooten, remember when Brett Favre was like, he looked like a chalk cut out

Speaker 59 on the pavement,

Speaker 17 on the frozen Minnesota turf, because they were playing outdoors for a couple season?

Speaker 31 If you can give me that,

Speaker 31 I might sign up for it.

Speaker 30 Yeah, that's what I'm referring for. I also just love hard knocks in general.
Hard knocks is such a good TV show to just remind you that football is coming coming back.

Speaker 30 And I actually think you could take any major profession, any minor profession, and make a hard knocks out of anything.

Speaker 40 They're doing it.

Speaker 27 And we also, we will review the quarterback show on Netflix either Friday or Monday.

Speaker 15 We're going to watch it.

Speaker 16 I've heard good, like

Speaker 15 people complain about it, but if you just show me any behind-the-scenes football clips, I'll watch it.

Speaker 13 Like when

Speaker 15 they,

Speaker 25 I'll do, like, in between the championship games and the Super Bowl, I'll watch like the 30-minute episodes that the teams put out just to hear the mic'd-up players.

Speaker 30 Yeah, the mic'd-up players, the alternate camera angles, the plays that you have already seen, like, seven times. Right.

Speaker 30 I think I watched the end of that Vikings Bills game nine times just from, like, different vantage points.

Speaker 24 The Chiefs Bills AFC Championship game, I must have watched a hundred times on all these angles.

Speaker 9 Billy?

Speaker 10 Uh, PFT, the ring stuck on my finger.

Speaker 9 Uh

Speaker 9 oh!

Speaker 9 I'm trying. I'm trying to get off.

Speaker 16 Grunt it off. It's not going well.

Speaker 30 We're going to have to cut that finger off, Bill.

Speaker 24 Oh, he gave you a pill.

Speaker 35 That's when he knows he's.

Speaker 30 Yeah, we're going to have to cut that shit off, Bill.

Speaker 10 Can we cut the metal? Can we cut the metal?

Speaker 13 No, no, absolutely not. No, not.
That's your finger.

Speaker 30 Jake, can you try to pull that ring off Billy's finger? Come on, get over here.

Speaker 13 I think Billy's lying.

Speaker 9 How sick would that be if you had a necklace?

Speaker 37 If you had a necklace that was the ring, but also Billy's finger.

Speaker 30 Yeah, it'd be awesome. Or we could maybe spray some sort of cooking oil on there.
My left. Boob it up real good, get some KY jelly.

Speaker 9 Oh, it actually is stuck. It's actually stuck.

Speaker 16 All right, Billy, let me get it.

Speaker 30 Jake's being sick. This is like sword in the stone.

Speaker 9 Make it straight. Make your finger straight.

Speaker 9 Get off, get off, get off, get off.

Speaker 44 Commentate it, Billy. Commentate on the mic.

Speaker 47 I got it.

Speaker 9 I got it. I got it.
All right.

Speaker 16 Thank you, Big Cat.

Speaker 39 Don't put it back on.

Speaker 16 Oh, it's stuck again.

Speaker 57 Oh, no. Oh, no.
Damn.

Speaker 30 Keep that shit off there, Billy.

Speaker 9 But yeah.

Speaker 30 I just love hard knocks. I'm just so amped up for football.
The decision that which team is going to be at Hard Knocks, that is the true restarting of the football year.

Speaker 13 It is.

Speaker 20 And I've, uh, there's just nothing that gets me more juiced up than the countdowns.

Speaker 34 People just tweeting out, like, this is, we have seven Sundays from today or 51 days till college football.

Speaker 24 I don't care if it's going to be a random, like, New Mexico State versus Hawaii on a streaming platform. None of us have.

Speaker 4 I don't care.

Speaker 20 Just as soon as the first game kicks off, I'm ready to go.

Speaker 30 Yeah, the start of the football, the official start of the football calendar is hard knocks. Right.
The first episode of Hard Knocks. After that, it's the Pro Football Hall of Fame game.

Speaker 30 After that, it's college football week zero.

Speaker 34 Throw in one random really good player who gets injured in preseason.

Speaker 30 Yep, that and a suspension. Yeah.

Speaker 67 A suspension, yeah. Today, Scott Hanson said Red Zone returns in a mere octo box of Sundays.

Speaker 13 Octo eight?

Speaker 59 That means eight Sundays? Yeah.

Speaker 24 Okay, that he made us try to do math and like

Speaker 30 that made me move.

Speaker 16 Well, we've won the war so i don't i don't have to there is no options now right i i will now be critical of scott hanson because there is no he he's he's a monopolized red zone is he not to my knowledge yes yeah so be ready for that scott i'm coming for that ass you better you better tell us you better let us know gambling things and and don't give us the fake out where it's like and we cut to the we cut to kansas city and it's like a seven yard out and you're expecting to be a fumble nope nope you've got to be on your a game billy i have a question for you.

Speaker 30 Yes. Do you think that this is going to play into your whole New York media? It's going to make Jets quarterbacks worse.
Having a bigger magnifying glass under the media of Aaron Rodgers?

Speaker 10 No. So Aaron Rodgers is immune to the media circus.
It is going to be.

Speaker 30 He's immune or is he vast?

Speaker 9 He's immune. He's immune.

Speaker 10 He's got natural immunity to the

Speaker 10 New York media. But

Speaker 10 what I'm thinking is I just can't wait to see what Zach Wilson and Aaron Rodgers talk about when they're like, you know, in drills throwing.

Speaker 10 I can't, like, that's just something.

Speaker 11 You're going to buy into Zach Wilson again.

Speaker 10 No, I mean, I think he is the future.

Speaker 13 Well, he's never actually gone.

Speaker 43 He's the future.

Speaker 43 You still think he's the future?

Speaker 10 I still think that he has the physical capabilities to be, you know, an amazing quarterback.

Speaker 10 The man can make any throw on the field. I mean, his head, you know, he's young.
He's confused.

Speaker 47 We're doing this.

Speaker 9 He's short.

Speaker 16 He's not short.

Speaker 10 He's not six. He's 6'2.

Speaker 35 He's a distinct. He's 6'5's spinning.

Speaker 10 He's shorter than me. He's shorter than me.

Speaker 10 The man can make some amazing throws, and I hope Aaron Rodgers gets his head right.

Speaker 40 All right, let's go do who's back of the week.

Speaker 15 And then we have Greg Olson, and then we have

Speaker 13 the Mount Rushmore of Everyday Villains.

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Speaker 5 Hank, how many Coorslette you have this weekend?

Speaker 44 The limit does not exist.

Speaker 48 Still going.

Speaker 44 All my friends' flights got delayed, so we're probably going to have a few more tonight.

Speaker 67 PFT's video on his vacation with the bathing suit.

Speaker 39 Yeah. Hilarious.

Speaker 18 Yeah, we got new merch, too, in the Park My Take store.

Speaker 30 The swimsuits, the mountains turn blue. They come out and you get them wet.
So if you go piss dogs on them,

Speaker 30 it's a great visual. It's always good for a laugh.

Speaker 5 Oh, is that your who's back, Hank?

Speaker 44 Yeah, I was going to talk about Rogers and Rory, but we talked about that. I am also, I was wearing the swimsuit earlier.
Did my first lake jump.

Speaker 9 Nice.

Speaker 44 And it's honestly unbelievable.

Speaker 47 The technology is unbelievable.

Speaker 9 It is.

Speaker 44 PFT can attest.

Speaker 5 Wait, you mean lakes?

Speaker 9 No, no, no. No,

Speaker 44 the bathing suit mountains turning blue after you get them in the water is very, very sick.

Speaker 18 That would be funny if you were just talking about lakes.

Speaker 11 You're like, how'd they get all this water here?

Speaker 44 Well, yeah, they just got an ocean. They have an ocean in Chicago.

Speaker 10 Lake Superior is the goat Great Lake.

Speaker 47 Why? I'm a Lake Michigan guy.

Speaker 39 No, no.

Speaker 59 It's just the guy.

Speaker 9 Why? Because it's cold. Because it's cold Superior.
It's clear and it's see-through. Okay.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 30 It'd be a real shame if people started taking videos of themselves peeing their Blue Mountain swimsuit.

Speaker 48 No, that wouldn't have top.

Speaker 9 That's a trend. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 16 It'd be a real show.

Speaker 30 Shout out to the people out there that were like, look at this grown-ass man.

Speaker 30 Like, like, I'm not going to sit there and piss myself after being out in the sun for six hours drinking Coors Lights.

Speaker 4 Also, we piss ourselves all the time.

Speaker 13 We're not grown-ass men.

Speaker 60 We're definitively not grown-ass men.

Speaker 31 In age only, are we grown-ass men?

Speaker 25 Okay, good.

Speaker 40 Who's back, Hank?

Speaker 5 Thank you. PFT's video.

Speaker 25 PFT.

Speaker 51 Shorts. No, shorts.

Speaker 44 Specifically, Coors Lights one.

Speaker 9 Shorts and back.

Speaker 30 Shorts and back. Okay, I guess let's play the hits.
My who's back of the week is Dan Snyder.

Speaker 9 Oh, I told you. How old are you?

Speaker 47 Oh, my God.

Speaker 5 So people who don't know, we taped the takings like three weeks before they aired. I kept on getting tweets.

Speaker 37 I was like, wait, what was my future take of the year?

Speaker 12 And then I forgot that it basically kind of almost came true already.

Speaker 30 No, no, it didn't almost come true already. A report came out last Wednesday from, I think it was probably Dan Vinnata and Seth Wiggersham.

Speaker 30 They're always the ones that put out these bombshells at like 7 a.m. about Dan Snyder.
It happens like once every two months. And it was a behind the scenes of how Dan tried to.

Speaker 30 strong-arm the NFL and John Gruden. And basically he was behind all these leaks that happened, which is, if you you had a brain, you knew who was behind those leaks when they were coming out.

Speaker 30 Like, everyone got mad at John Gruden for the contents of the email. But to me, the bigger story was always like, why is this email being selectively leaked?

Speaker 30 That was the result of a commander's or Redskins investigation. And the story was always going to be Dan Snyder being a piece of shit asshole.

Speaker 30 And so that story came out. And then.

Speaker 30 the following day, a follow-up report said that things are in jeopardy with the sale of the team because there's some loose ends in regards to indemnifying Dan Snyder against all the bullshit that he pulled while he was still the owner of the team.

Speaker 10 And no, Hank, you don't get to shrug.

Speaker 9 No, I'm just copying Snydny.

Speaker 44 I was literally just copying Billy.

Speaker 9 It hasn't happened yet. It hasn't immune yet.

Speaker 30 Okay, listen. Listen.

Speaker 17 Would you say my take almost came true?

Speaker 30 I say

Speaker 30 we've yet to see it. I'm waiting for all the facts to come out.
But if Dan Snyder,

Speaker 30 when they signed, this would be the most diabolical fucking thing this man has ever done if he goes this far.

Speaker 30 makes specifically i would feel targeted i would feel like i was the one that he was going at if he goes this far throughout the process of selling the team gives me six months to celebrate him selling the team and then doesn't sell you gotta you gotta return all those t-shirts you gotta get you gotta do a buyback program and then you pop champagne then i'm out then i'm i'm out i'm out if dance center comes back I'm out.

Speaker 29 I'm out.

Speaker 30 I can't do it.

Speaker 30 I can't turn back. I'll root for any team in the NFL I've ever been.

Speaker 9 You gotta become a Texas fan.

Speaker 41 Or a Bears fan.

Speaker 19 I'm in Chicago.

Speaker 14 Yeah, that's on par for bad.

Speaker 9 Yeah, it's on par, but

Speaker 30 at least it's not the fucking Dan Snyders. You guys can't beat that.

Speaker 9 That would be so awesome if you were a Texans fan.

Speaker 37 We just forget to bring them up on Mondays.

Speaker 36 You're like, what about my team?

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 30 Maybe the Sea Words. Maybe I just have to root for the Sea Words.

Speaker 30 But yeah,

Speaker 30 I was very upset.

Speaker 30 And I still am very upset because I'm realizing that there's probably like a 25 possibility that he does stick around for the rest of my life owns the team and i'll probably die before he does yeah and 25 that's all yeah 25 that's all you don't know any hey you don't know anything about how big transactions are done okay you don't know anything about the world of finance you don't know about getting all your ducks in a row on this

Speaker 47 I know you don't pop champagne before the Super Bowl.

Speaker 44 You don't pop champagne if the deal's not signed. That's all I know.
Totally.

Speaker 47 That's what I know.

Speaker 10 The interest rates weren't right, bro.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 30 That has nothing to do with the interest rates.

Speaker 13 100%.

Speaker 9 It was definitely too high.

Speaker 10 Yeah. Thanks, Money.
Money's too expensive.

Speaker 30 Give me Mohammed bin Salman. Give me the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund.

Speaker 30 Anybody. Anybody but Dan Snyder.
I don't care.

Speaker 40 Give me Billy.

Speaker 10 Give me Billy owning the team. I don't give a shit.

Speaker 9 No, you don't want that. No, no, no.
No, wait, wait,

Speaker 9 wait.

Speaker 10 Sick.

Speaker 30 Okay. And there's a lot of sickos out there, by the way, who told me, like, I'm so glad this is happening to you when it looked like Dan Snyder.

Speaker 55 There's a lot of freaks that are, well,

Speaker 55 shut up, Hank.

Speaker 30 There's a lot of freaks that are rooting for me to be miserable for the rest of my life. This is the worst thing that's ever happened.
They did a list.

Speaker 30 They did a fucking list of the best players from each position during the Dan Snyder era. And it was the most depressing list that you'll ever read.

Speaker 30 The best quarterback that they had from the entire Dan Snyder era

Speaker 30 was RG3 for six weeks.

Speaker 5 Oh, he was very good.

Speaker 30 In 2012. He was very good.

Speaker 61 He was very good.

Speaker 9 It was a great six weeks.

Speaker 30 Yeah, he was good. It was a great six weeks.

Speaker 9 He was sick.

Speaker 25 All right.

Speaker 5 Who's back is Andy Dalton.

Speaker 31 Andy Dalton's back.

Speaker 15 I don't know if you guys saw this quote that was dropped. I think it was Miles Sanders, who's now on the Panthers.
He was doing a podcast, and he said, we've got a very,

Speaker 15 very, very good young quarterback that's being mentored by a very, very, very good quarterback, future Hall of Famer, Andy Dalton.

Speaker 39 So, Andy Dalton's back.

Speaker 9 CCU?

Speaker 19 I was thinking about it.

Speaker 12 I don't know if he's even in the Redhead Hall of Fame.

Speaker 27 Conan O'Brien, Ed Sheeran,

Speaker 15 Lindsey Lohan, Bill Walton.

Speaker 9 No, I'm top.

Speaker 30 I'd put him in over Lindsey Loan.

Speaker 29 Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 16 What about Emma Stone?

Speaker 9 No, Lindsey Lohan was.

Speaker 44 She had a decade run of

Speaker 44 just a quarterback in the NFL for like.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 40 Mark McGuire.

Speaker 15 it's Prince Harry.

Speaker 9 It's it's a question whether he's in the Redhead Hall of Fame.

Speaker 30 Yeah, he's not. I don't think that they're he's not a shoe-in for any Hall of Fame.
I'll put it that way.

Speaker 5 Right. So he is back, though.

Speaker 14 Also, Kevin Durant's back.

Speaker 15 He's very online.

Speaker 4 And he had to refute a fake quote that made me laugh.

Speaker 21 One of those NBA Central fake accounts tweeted, Kevin Durant quote, I'm seven feet tall and have the skill set of a shooting guard.

Speaker 46 I'm the best scorer in NBA history. My only weakness is injuries.

Speaker 3 And I just, that it does actually sound like something he would say to someone in a reply.

Speaker 39 Like,

Speaker 16 that's not that far off.

Speaker 30 It really does actually just sound like something that a Kevin Durant stand would say about Kevin Durant in an argument about whether Kevin Durant is the best player of this generation.

Speaker 16 And the stand is actually Kevin Durant in a burner account.

Speaker 30 In a burner account. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 72 So it's, it's, I just saw that.

Speaker 24 I was like, oh, yeah.

Speaker 31 And it also, I think it got community noted.

Speaker 34 Uh, and it just says, as inferred by Kevin Durant, this is a fake quote.

Speaker 15 That's like the weakest community notes ever.

Speaker 9 It doesn't even say it's fake.

Speaker 30 I thought you were saying it got community noted because somebody was like, actually, Kevin Durant isn't the best scorer. That would be agreed by these metrics.

Speaker 50 Yeah, that would be great.

Speaker 5 Actually, he's got more weaknesses. His handle gets a little loose in the playoffs.

Speaker 41 Okay, Billy, what's your who's back?

Speaker 10 Water Dogs and the Gilgo Beach serial killer has been caught. This might be a little local.
Long Island guys will know what I'm talking about, but they caught him.

Speaker 10 It was an architect, and he was murdering people.

Speaker 37 And they caught him in the most Long Island way ever. They got DNA off of a pizza box where he didn't finish his crust.

Speaker 55 Exactly.

Speaker 30 He's got to eat that crust.

Speaker 42 You got to eat your crust, dude.

Speaker 13 I would never, I'll tell you one thing.

Speaker 15 If they get me for DNA, there's a million ways you can do it.

Speaker 51 You could never get it for pizza because I always finish the whole slice.

Speaker 30 Yeah, that's what people should tell their kids from now on. Here's why you should be a member of the Clean Plate Club.
If you don't, you might get arrested for being a serial killer.

Speaker 3 Also, it's not fun.

Speaker 5 It's not a funny story, obviously, because he's a serial killer and people died.

Speaker 10 But he got his ass.

Speaker 5 There was a twist that gave me a little chuckle. He was, he did a video with some French dude who interviews architects in New York City.

Speaker 15 And so this video that probably had 20 people who watched it, I clicked on it and it has like a million and a half views on YouTube.

Speaker 30 So yeah, interview with a serial killer.

Speaker 16 That's that guy has a his

Speaker 11 revenue is popping this month.

Speaker 30 Any serial killers of this next generation, there's going to be a treasure trove of online content that they've left behind. Yeah.

Speaker 30 That is not linked at all to whatever their crime is that we're going to get to go through. It's going to be wonderful.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 This guy, he's a real fucking piece of shit.

Speaker 48 So what's how many people did he kill Billy?

Speaker 50 Four that we know of.

Speaker 50 Four that we know of.

Speaker 46 And it was all like in a

Speaker 51 short stretch in 2010.

Speaker 16 So it's been a while.

Speaker 30 So he just quit? He just got out the game? He was.

Speaker 29 Was he the one that was like dumping him on the beat?

Speaker 73 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 I don't know how serial killer works. I don't heard about that guy.

Speaker 10 I don't know how serial killing works, but he just like just had a kick.

Speaker 46 I think he was back on the game, PFT, because there was someone, a woman filed a police report recently being like, this guy was just being the biggest creep ever at the beach, like kind of stalking me.

Speaker 18 And he fit the description of the serial killer.

Speaker 24 And so, yeah.

Speaker 30 You can only stay away for so long. You don't hear about any serial killers just like walking away at the peak of their talents.

Speaker 26 Yeah. Went to high school with.

Speaker 30 So Barry Sanders of serial killers.

Speaker 50 Yeah, went to high school with Billy Baldwin.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 20 Wow. Billy Baldwin just tweeted that.

Speaker 9 He's like, oh, wow.

Speaker 63 I went to high school with this guy.

Speaker 9 That could have been me. Whoa.

Speaker 25 Shit. Okay, Jake.

Speaker 67 Finish this off. My who's back is Steph Curry.
Yes. He joins the summer 2023 Hall-in-One crew of real hole-in-one.
Max Homa, Blake Griffin, and now Steph Curry.

Speaker 9 Oh, Blake Griffin, Redhead Hall of Fame.

Speaker 13 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Easy.

Speaker 67 So that was a sick hole in one.

Speaker 13 Yeah, because we saw the whole thing.

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 67 If I had the camera crew, I did as much as I could.

Speaker 39 Jake, you're a real hole.

Speaker 16 Did Blake Gervin identify as a redhead, though?

Speaker 9 Thanks, Bill. I don't know.
I got you.

Speaker 16 I don't know. He's down right now.

Speaker 26 He lost Blake of the Year.

Speaker 9 I don't think that you get to determine.

Speaker 44 You're putting a title in him that he might not want to identify as.

Speaker 30 I don't think you get to decide that. I think that's for people that want to make fun of it.

Speaker 16 They're the ones that get to decide.

Speaker 47 No.

Speaker 16 What? Identify however you want.

Speaker 5 By the way, do we have the intro to the show?

Speaker 18 Did we change it?

Speaker 51 Was he going to change it to the one he sent? No.

Speaker 35 Okay, so what do I need to text him and have him send me?

Speaker 24 This may never get back.

Speaker 44 It's part of my take.

Speaker 44 Presented by Barstool Sports.

Speaker 37 It's part of my take presented by Barstool Sports.

Speaker 9 So he's... Yeah.
All right.

Speaker 47 Do you want me to? I can text him if you want. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 24 Text him.

Speaker 9 Text him and get it.

Speaker 67 Yeah, so that tournament is great. There's always great clips.

Speaker 24 Yeah, we're going to go next year.

Speaker 9 Put it on the map. We're going.

Speaker 16 We're going.

Speaker 30 Did Steph Curry play with a mouthpiece?

Speaker 16 No. No.

Speaker 30 That would have been sick. I would have been sick.

Speaker 26 Zah,

Speaker 35 our colleague, good friend of all of ours, had maybe the craziest take of all time.

Speaker 4 He's like, I saw Steph Curry golf at a Barstool Classic.

Speaker 24 As good as he is at basketball, he's that much better at golf.

Speaker 9 It's like,

Speaker 13 he's like a top 15 basketball player of all time.

Speaker 5 So I don't think he really understood what he was saying in that tweet, but it was great.

Speaker 30 He also finished off the tournament with an Eagle to win.

Speaker 9 Yeah, crazy.

Speaker 30 He might be a better golfer than he is a basketball player.

Speaker 19 He could be. I mean, I'm still waiting.

Speaker 5 Like, how sick would that be if Steph Curry just went pro?

Speaker 63 Can't be better than Klaus.

Speaker 12 Like, Tony Romo should have.

Speaker 3 That's the thing, though.

Speaker 5 Tony Romo is always talked about as such an incredible golfer.

Speaker 39 He's never sniffed pro, right?

Speaker 30 No, but he's come close to qualifying for some U.S. Opens.
So

Speaker 30 Danny Woodhead is at like the same level as Tony Romo is. Steph Curry might be better than...
I mean, Tony Romo was competing in this week's tournament, too, and Curry dusted him.

Speaker 9 Oh, okay. So maybe.

Speaker 67 I'm looking at the scorecards. Tony Romo's got some injuries.
Tony Roma was eight over on three rounds total.

Speaker 45 What was Steph Curry?

Speaker 67 Steph was even one over, three under.

Speaker 30 So two under. Still very far away.

Speaker 4 Look, I would imagine if a pro played that course, they'd be like minus 16.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 16 I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 9 You think he's better called? I think he might be.

Speaker 30 Yeah, I think I might agree with Za.

Speaker 30 I think he's playing the wrong sport.

Speaker 15 Okay, let's get to Craig Olson. And and then we have Mount Rushmore of Everyday Villains.

Speaker 13 Billy and Jake are on a fucking heater, by the way.

Speaker 15 It is now, what's the official standings?

Speaker 34 11 to 10.

Speaker 67 You guys are up one on us, and we're up two on Max.

Speaker 13 Okay, so Max and Hank each.

Speaker 31 They need some,

Speaker 20 they need something.

Speaker 26 They need some juice.

Speaker 55 This is usually the time of year

Speaker 30 when Hank decides to blow up his own team and go in a different direction. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 9 True.

Speaker 63 Not us, not us.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 5 Not you guys.

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Speaker 37 Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite recurring guests.

Speaker 24 It is Greg Olson.

Speaker 21 He is the man who called the Super Bowl this past year.

Speaker 6 We're at tight end U.

Speaker 75 Your baby tight end you, you and George.

Speaker 6 So, year three, let's start with tight end you.

Speaker 40 Year three, how do you think it's going?

Speaker 46 Do you think we're getting tight ends more money?

Speaker 29 I think so. I think our business model from the beginning is: how much money can we spend, how much corporate money can we spend on the camp to have professional tight ends make more money in the NFL?

Speaker 29 I think that was the business model and the inspiration behind the entire camp. I think we're doing pretty well.
Last year, we had

Speaker 29 80 guys. I think this year we have 82.

Speaker 29 So,

Speaker 29 it's grown. I don't know how much bigger we can physically expand to and like still keep the integrity of the event, but it's grown a lot faster than, I mean, we had 25 or 35 the first year.

Speaker 29 So we're at 82 now.

Speaker 29 And we have a lot of guys that reach out last minute. We're like, we don't have any rooms left.

Speaker 30 Yeah. Have you thought about getting Jimmy Graham to teach a class and just having him say, take the letters T E out of your bio on Twitter and then they have to pay you as a wide receiver?

Speaker 29 And line up less than four yards from more than four yards from the tackle. And then when he would have won his arbitration hearing back in like 14.
So that's on him.

Speaker 29 He should have not lined up so close to the tackle so often. He should have moved out one more yard and he would have broke the bank.
So that's a missed opportunity.

Speaker 29 But yeah, we'd love to have Jimmy come. We've got Gronk coming this year, first time he's ever come.
So that'll be cool.

Speaker 29 Obviously, Kelsey at Kittle, we've had Waller the last two years, and we've name him, we've had him come through here. So

Speaker 29 it's pretty cool.

Speaker 30 It's a cool environment to be in. And I'm going to gas you up because I know that you're too classy to gas yourself up on this.
But after the Super Bowl this year, we said

Speaker 30 Greg gave Fox Sports something to think about with Tom Brady

Speaker 30 with your performance in the Super Bowl.

Speaker 29 And I hope it wasn't biased. I hope you guys genuinely not.

Speaker 29 I hope our friendship didn't cloud that comment.

Speaker 9 No.

Speaker 30 You did such a good job that they, somebody is having a conversation right now that's like, oh, we got Greg.

Speaker 29 Well, I appreciate that. I'll be honest.

Speaker 29 Since every person I know obviously listens to PMT, including myself. But I hadn't listened to that one yet.
And I had a buddy call.

Speaker 29 They're like, hey, you need to put on, you need to put on PMT this week. They just did their Super Bowl kind of recap show and they talked about you.
I was like, and I so I went back and listened.

Speaker 29 I'll be honest. I appreciate that.

Speaker 29 That was super cool. But

Speaker 29 listen, I said from the beginning, I knew how awkward it was going to be with the Brady, with the Brady stuff.

Speaker 29 You know, when that news came down, and then obviously they ended up putting me in temporarily, you know, for that year, assuming when he retired that he would do it this season, the 23 season.

Speaker 29 You know, I knew last year that was going to be the swirling question.

Speaker 29 I knew that was going to be kind of the uncomfortable elephant in the room of, well, yeah, you're doing it now, but you're just kind of the bench warmer.

Speaker 29 You're just keeping the seat warm until, you know, until Brady comes. And my approach was just lean into it.
You know, like be the one that makes it awkward. Be the one that brings it up.

Speaker 29 Like, don't shy away from it because

Speaker 29 you can either let it crush you or you can just kind of lean into it and make it fun and say, hey, I'm going to have a blast with this thing until they... they literally call me and kick me out.

Speaker 29 And that was how I tried to do it. I didn't try to call the game the way other guys do.
I didn't try to call the game the way I thought Brady would do it.

Speaker 29 I just tried to call the game the way Kevin and I did the year before when we were on the number two crew. And

Speaker 29 the only difference this year is just more people watched our game.

Speaker 9 A lot more people. A lot more people.

Speaker 18 We were unbiased because you did a fantastic job.

Speaker 5 And I think I even said in an unbiased way, you were a piece of shit for not mentioning how bad the turf was, specifically for the Eagles.

Speaker 29 Yeah, because they changed the turf.

Speaker 42 When the Eagles were out there, the turf was worse.

Speaker 29 And then when the Chiefs went out, you know, they roll it in and out. So, no, I didn't, I probably should have been more clear on that.
I probably should have been clearer that

Speaker 29 the turf was different for each team,

Speaker 29 which was unfortunate. I feel like I did make up for it, though, on the past interference holding, slash holding.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you were on that.

Speaker 29 Still don't think it was a great call.

Speaker 64 And also, if, who was it?

Speaker 59 Bradbury?

Speaker 14 Bradbury.

Speaker 4 If he didn't afterwards say, I held him,

Speaker 34 it would have been a bigger story.

Speaker 29 It would have been. And he made me look bad.
So I'm mad at James. Yeah.
Because when he took ownership, when he went like full professional post-game locker room, like that's on me.

Speaker 29 I did hold him call. It really kind of made my argument

Speaker 29 strong in real time.

Speaker 5 No, but you did a great job in that moment because I think even, let's say, yes, okay, he held him.

Speaker 11 That's the letter of the law, they call it.

Speaker 14 You were basically saying what everyone in America was thinking at that moment, that this is an all-time classic Super Bowl, and to have it end in this way sucks.

Speaker 3 It just does.

Speaker 29 And I think after the performance that we saw from both teams at halftime, we didn't know if Mahomes was going to be able to play anymore. He re-stings the ankle.

Speaker 29 Then they go, they trade blows, they go back and forth. That game deserved for Philly and Jalen Hurts to get the ball with, I don't know, was there a minute, minute 30?

Speaker 29 I don't remember exactly how much time there was. There would have been after the incomplete on third down.
Settle for three, and they get the ball, and they go.

Speaker 29 But instead, we got an unbelievably historically exciting game that that came down to a kneel,

Speaker 29 kneel, timeout,

Speaker 29 in essence, a walk-off field goal.

Speaker 29 It felt like the air in the stadium came out. And I think something that I try to remind myself of, I'm not always going to be perfect in the booth, but you're a fan.

Speaker 76 Right.

Speaker 29 Right? Like, we're all fans of professional football. We're fans of NFL football.
I don't care who wins the game.

Speaker 29 I want to see what was a historically great Super Bowl have a historically great ending.

Speaker 29 And I think when the MVP runner-up has a chance to have the ball to answer a score that the MVP quarterback just had before him,

Speaker 29 I think everyone in there except a Kansas City Chiefs fan, I think the rest of the world was calling for that ending. And just because we were in the booth, we were too.

Speaker 29 Like it wasn't such an egregious, such a ridiculous penalty that you have no choice to throw it, right?

Speaker 29 I'm not one of those guys that says, hey, when the game's on the line, you swallow your whistle in basketball, you stick your, no, penalties are penalties, fouls are fouls. I get it, but

Speaker 29 it just seemed so ticky-tack in the moment, and

Speaker 29 it changed the way that game was viewed from a historical context. There's no question.

Speaker 30 It had nothing to do with the fact that you were telling us earlier you put 100 grand on the game.

Speaker 63 No, it had nothing to do with that.

Speaker 29 We can't joke about that anymore.

Speaker 39 Geyser getting

Speaker 9 joking. This was it.
You're getting 300.

Speaker 9 Hank, get this. Figure that out.
I have a question.

Speaker 9 Figure that out. Get that out.

Speaker 20 I have a question.

Speaker 17 Was it more, were you more nervous to play in a Super Bowl or call a Super Bowl?

Speaker 29 I think play. Really? Yeah, and I think there's twofold.
I think I had never been there, right? I think it was a career-long journey. I had been close.

Speaker 29 My last year in Chicago, we lost to the Packers in the NFC Championship game. So I hadn't gotten close.

Speaker 29 I had played in some big playoff games, been in some moments, but people can prepare you all they want for what playing in the Super Bowl is like.

Speaker 29 But until you're out there, it really is a surreal moment. I remember walking off the field and you get into the locker room after the game game and you're like, wait, it can't be over.

Speaker 29 Like, I want to go back and redo it. Like, we got to start over again.
It just, it's a very, it's hard to explain. I think playing it, it was my lifelong dream.

Speaker 29 You work your entire, your world revolves around playing at the highest level. We get to that point, it was, and you're like, I'm here.
Like, let's not fuck it up. And we did.
We did fuck it up. Yeah.

Speaker 29 And we played the worst game of our entire season and blew it. I think now coming back in a different role, but had been at the Super Bowl before,

Speaker 29 You're not the one on the field, right? You're just reacting to what's going on. I had been at the Super Bowl.
I didn't, the wins, the winner and loser had no bearing on me.

Speaker 29 Like, so I just think the role of the game was obviously a lot different.

Speaker 29 I was older. I probably was more mature for it.
I don't know. I just, I felt very comfortable once the ball got kicked off.
It felt very normal standing up in the booth with Kevin.

Speaker 29 kind of calling it the way we had all year.

Speaker 35 I mean, that's awesome. That's a testament to what you guys were able to build this year.

Speaker 68 Now, other game, and we're not going to talk all broadcasting, but the Eagle, the NFC Championship game.

Speaker 9 Like,

Speaker 5 once Brock Purdy gets hurt, are you guys just going through a list of stories you can tell?

Speaker 46 Like, we're going to have to, this game, because it really didn't have any, once he was hurt and then

Speaker 5 Josh Johnson got concussed, it was like, we now have two more hours of this game that is in no doubt.

Speaker 29 It's so funny.

Speaker 29 So we do our production meetings all week. And then the night before the game, we have like our our big crew-eyed production meeting.

Speaker 29 And the way it works is all week, we all share, you know, whether it's texts and emails and phone calls, whatnot, and we get like our top storylines of the game, the overarching themes of the game, and then each storyline of San Francisco's offense, San Francisco's defense, in this case, Philadelphia's offense, Philadelphia's defense, and you kind of set the tone.

Speaker 29 And most games go exactly according to plan. Hey, early in the game, man, it's all about the quarterbacks, whatever, whatever the storylines are.
Let's live, let's dive into the quarterbacks.

Speaker 29 Let's let the game unfold. We don't need to force in a lot of things early in the game.
Let's let it breathe.

Speaker 29 And as the game goes on, you kind of follow A, B, C, and D and you kind of go through your checklist as the game goes.

Speaker 29 This game was one of those games where it's like, you better have a full bucket.

Speaker 29 Like you, like, you better have a full bucket of content to talk about because every once in a while, you get one game a year that just goes sideways. Yeah.

Speaker 29 And nothing you prepared for all week, none of the storylines, none of the players, nothing goes the way you thought it was. And you better have some shit to talk about.

Speaker 29 Well, our one game last year just happened to be the NFC Championship, and a game that we thought going in had the makings of like an all-time matchup. And then it just completely fell on its face.

Speaker 29 And we went an entire

Speaker 29 was it, half? Did Josh Johnson get concussed early in the third quarter? Late in the second quarter?

Speaker 37 And it was also the member that I think the Eagles scored right before half, and it looked like the Niners were going to score, and then there was an interception or something or a fumble.

Speaker 29 So they played almost an entire half of the NFC Championship, and they were not in a place to throw a competitive downfield pass.

Speaker 9 That's crazy.

Speaker 29 I mean, it was, it's, it's unmatched, and it just happened to be on such a big scale. But I remember walking out of the game, and we were pissed, right?

Speaker 29 Like, you want to call big matchups, big moments, 42-40, come down to the last two-minute drive and timeouts, and this big ending. And we are literally running smokescreens.

Speaker 29 McCaffrey's at Wildcat quarterback. They're running triple-reverse passes.
I mean, it's recess, right? They're playing gym class football out of necessity.

Speaker 29 And I remember walking out of the stadium and it was such a buzzkill. We had, you know, we're like, yeah, we get to call the Super Bowl, but fuck, like, that game sucked.

Speaker 29 There was nothing exciting about it. Well,

Speaker 29 at the same time, like after a couple days passed, we're like, you know what? If we can call that game, we can call any game in the history of the NFL.

Speaker 29 We just called a game with 50 million people watching it, and we had a team that was incapable of throwing a forward pass. It was like we were watching Army in like 1850.

Speaker 29 You know, it was just, it was very,

Speaker 29 that was a very surreal game to broadcast, but I also think a really good one to kind of put in the bank and say, hey, you got to figure it out. Do it all.

Speaker 29 You better figure it out and find ways to get around it because the broadcast doesn't stop.

Speaker 29 And there's still 50 million people that are listening to every word you say, and they're not going to give you a break just because of the circumstances of the game.

Speaker 29 You still better be able to keep them entertained and you better know your shit.

Speaker 49 I think that's a fair point.

Speaker 30 Me and Big Cat started this podcast. It was pretty much right as March Madness was ending.
And we didn't, it's this time of year in the sports calendar, nothing to talk about.

Speaker 30 So we basically filled our first four months, five months with doing an entire second half of the NFC Championship game. Then football season comes around.
It's like content overload.

Speaker 30 Super Bowl comes around for you.

Speaker 29 You nail it.

Speaker 30 Do you actually do go back and listen to your old broadcast? Do you critique yourself?

Speaker 29 You know, it's funny. You said I was with Burkhart.

Speaker 29 I was playing golf with him the other day and he goes, hey, for the first time, I went back and watched the Super Bowl. I was like, really? He's like, man, I really like the sound of it.

Speaker 29 I wanted, you know, six months has passed, give her, you know, five months, whatever. And I wanted to go back and take a listen.
He's like, I really thought it was good.

Speaker 29 I was like, I'll be honest with you, man. I haven't listened to one of our broadcasts.

Speaker 29 I caught about 20 minutes of our Minnesota Vikings wild card round between the Vikings and the Giants when the Giants beat the Vikings this year. We called that, that game was awesome.

Speaker 29 I caught like 20 minutes of that on like a random Wednesday night at 10 o'clock. It came on NFL Network.
So I listened to like the end of the third quarter and I was like, all right, like,

Speaker 49 like, that's it.

Speaker 29 Like, but I had never, I had never once gone back and listened to one of our broadcasts.

Speaker 29 We did a quick crew meeting one time where our crew played the first quarter of a game just to talk through some different mechanics and whatnot with the truck. But I don't go back and listen to him.

Speaker 29 I don't like the sound of my voice. I don't like,

Speaker 29 I would say the biggest reason that I don't is. After every game, it's no different than as a player.
You replay every,

Speaker 29 you guys probably do do it. Like you do an interview and you're like, shit, I should have asked him this or I should have went this.
Like you replay every game.

Speaker 29 I don't want to get into the habit where I, when I watch it post, I second guess everything I did in real time.

Speaker 29 And then the next game, the next week, I have that recall in my head and I'm like, and I'm second guessing myself. Like, I want it to be natural.
I want whatever comes out to come out.

Speaker 29 And when it's over, it's over.

Speaker 59 Yeah.

Speaker 29 I don't want to cloud the real-time decision-making that goes on calling a game by being like Johnny, you know, Monday morning quarterback.

Speaker 21 And I'm sure there's people that you have that do that for you.

Speaker 9 They give you pointers. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Yeah. My first year, every Tuesday, our director would give us like a long email.
By Tuesday morning, it was long and I would look forward to reading it.

Speaker 29 And it was a minute by minute breakdown of the entire broadcast. Not just me or the booth, but the truck.
Hey, camera A, you've got to be on the seven yard line. You were on the 12 yard line.

Speaker 29 You missed your angle. Hey, truck, we've got to be better getting the replay back to the booth.
Booth, you guys got to sit out longer because you came in.

Speaker 29 Whatever it was, it's a minute-by-minute time-stamped analysis of the entire broadcast. Like that was super helpful.

Speaker 29 Last year, my producer and director would call me in the middle of the week with, hey, in the open, you know, don't feel like you have to go so long.

Speaker 76 Or, hey, in the lineup.

Speaker 39 It's on your brick watch. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 29 Things like that.

Speaker 13 Like, keep it up longer.

Speaker 29 Keep your hands above your head. Like, stuff like that.

Speaker 30 Maybe you wear a watch on the other wrist, too.

Speaker 9 Yeah, wear two watches.

Speaker 29 It's called the Mincey.

Speaker 59 Yeah, right.

Speaker 46 Don't do the other Mincey.

Speaker 9 Right, right.

Speaker 49 Did they ever tell you?

Speaker 9 Yeah, we're going to go more of that, more of this, less of the other. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Yeah, yeah. Good work, Henry.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 48 Is there one call?

Speaker 9 That's fair.

Speaker 30 Is there one call that you'd like to have back?

Speaker 9 One call? Yeah.

Speaker 29 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 29 I've messed up.

Speaker 29 What's funny is like when you know you misspeak, or you get the guy's number wrong, or you get the guy's name wrong, in your brain, it's like you get that, like, hot sensation because you know it immediately.

Speaker 30 I mispronounced routes as roots earlier today. I said roots.
To Sam Darling, I was like,

Speaker 29 he thinks I don't know ball, but I know ball. That's tough.
That's a tough one. Like Route 66.

Speaker 9 Yeah, Roots.

Speaker 30 It's my McLean accent coming up.

Speaker 29 Yeah, right. No, we'll let it slide, but it's fine.

Speaker 29 It's nice to know, though, that the guy doesn't know ball.

Speaker 9 Johnny Roots. I'm getting hot right now.

Speaker 29 Johnny Roots.

Speaker 73 But no, like, you get that like hot, oh my God, the whole world.

Speaker 63 And reality is, like, no one even picked up on it.

Speaker 29 They have no idea that you called him Joe and his name's John.

Speaker 30 No, you should check Twitter because they're on your ass.

Speaker 9 Yeah, that's fair.

Speaker 29 I try not to do that too regularly.

Speaker 29 But yeah, I mean, I've made plenty of stupid comments, plenty of mistakes.

Speaker 29 Call the guy the wrong name. have the wrong timeouts.
You know, it happened to the guy he called the ending of that great game the other night,

Speaker 9 Paul Ravid.

Speaker 29 So I wake up and I'm reading.

Speaker 29 I see the video that's being shared. Barstool shares it.
Everybody shares it. And like, it's easy to laugh at the guy and it's easy to poke fun.

Speaker 29 And yeah, like you're calling the College World Series, it was it, like Old Dominion or something.

Speaker 29 It's easy to knock the guy and you're like, how do you mess that up in the moment? Like sometimes when things are going fast,

Speaker 29 I'm like, man, I put myself in that position. Be like, there were times where I'm trying to make a point and I'm like, No, that wasn't Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 29 That was when Jalen Hurts had the ball that that whole sequence would.

Speaker 29 And you like have the entire wrong team sequence of events that was the Chiefs and you're talking about it like it was the Eagles.

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 29 Like it can happen to anybody. And like,

Speaker 29 I believe in karma. So I'm like, I'm not resharing that.
I'm pretending like I never saw it. I'm not putting that up to the gods that they one day put me in Carl Ravich's shoes.

Speaker 29 But I've messed up a million things and drawn the wrong picture on the diet.

Speaker 29 The penis, illustrator dong.

Speaker 30 That's tough.

Speaker 29 Yeah. There's so many things in NFL football that look like penises.

Speaker 29 I can't even, and there's a lot of like very

Speaker 29 verbiage that's used in NFL football that penetration, come inside. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Like there's a lot, there's a lot of stuff that like

Speaker 29 you got to be careful.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 29 And I'm not going to lie, there's times where I'm like, here's a safety, here's a safety, and you want to show like that third little zone and you're like, nope, deli, clear screen.

Speaker 29 You're like, I am not going to be the dick guy.

Speaker 9 This is why you got to be on the Arizona Bull broadcast because we just, we just did everything. I love it.
By the way, texting with you guys,

Speaker 29 live, texting with you in that game was a highlight of bull season.

Speaker 58 And I think you told Dave, like, hey, let Jake talk more.

Speaker 9 And Dave was like, fuck that.

Speaker 9 Dude, that was, I'll tell you what,

Speaker 29 that was a bull season highlight for me. Like, my wife's like, what are you doing? What game are we watching? I'm like, relax.
I'm live.

Speaker 29 I'm texting in real time right now with Big Cat and Portnoy about their broadcast of the Arizona Bulls. She's like, you're ridiculous.

Speaker 9 You're so stupid.

Speaker 40 Hey, it was a great game.

Speaker 6 It was a great game.

Speaker 9 It was a great broadcast.

Speaker 29 And that was as fun as I had in real time

Speaker 73 watching a game in a long time.

Speaker 78 Should we talk about Miami? Sure.

Speaker 29 What's going on?

Speaker 9 Not back.

Speaker 29 Basketball had a great year.

Speaker 9 Okay, we're not talking about Baseball.

Speaker 48 Baseball made it to the ACC championship.

Speaker 42 Oh, that's not what you meant?

Speaker 36 I'm a believer in Mario Kelly.

Speaker 9 Oh, wait, wait.

Speaker 29 The girls' basketball team making the Elite Eight.

Speaker 9 The Cavender Twins. They went to the United States.

Speaker 16 They had a great run. They beat Indiana.

Speaker 9 They had a great run.

Speaker 59 They beat Indiana. Listen, I'm a believer in Mario.

Speaker 9 Is that not what you meant?

Speaker 9 I am too. What happened?

Speaker 29 I think that that was a bigger turnaround job than what people thought. And I think Mario, just from knowing him, so my history with Mario goes back.
I was a rising sophomore.

Speaker 29 I was going in my 10th grade year in high school. Mario was the offensive quality control, or I guess that's what they call him.
In college, he'd be the offensive GA, but it's the same equivalent.

Speaker 29 Assistant tight ends coach, is what he was in all fact. Butch Davis was the head coach.
Larry Coker was the offensive coordinator. Greg Schiano was the defensive coordinator.

Speaker 29 I mean, that was like the heyday in Miami. That was top, top tier Dorsey and those guys.
So I'm rising 10th grader. I meet Mario for the first time.

Speaker 29 That next year, when I'm a sophomore, that fall, Greg Schiano goes from defensive coordinator at Miami to the head coach at Rutgers, which is in New Jersey. Brings Mario as his tight end coach.

Speaker 29 So he started recruiting me at Miami as like a GA.

Speaker 29 This was in like 2000-ish.

Speaker 29 He goes to Rutgers, recruits me for three years, in essence, to come to Rutgers. I obviously didn't go there.
End up going to Miami my first year.

Speaker 29 Our tight end coach leaves to go join Butch with the Cleveland Browns. And Larry Coker brings

Speaker 29 Mario back to Miami as my tight end coach. So I go way back with Mario.
I talked to him the other day on the phone for a long time and whatnot.

Speaker 29 I said this from the time he got the job. If he can't turn Miami back into what we all remember Miami, it just can't be done.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 29 It just can't be done.

Speaker 30 Yeah, that would be a sad reality to confront.

Speaker 29 And I don't think that's going to be the way it all shakes out. But I think when we look back on it, if it doesn't, it's just

Speaker 42 never going to happen.

Speaker 30 What was different about the U back then than where we're at right now?

Speaker 29 You know, I think the time.

Speaker 35 Nevin Shapiro's in jail.

Speaker 29 That hurt.

Speaker 29 No, I think, no, but

Speaker 29 there is some validity to like that kind of stuff, especially in today's day and age, right?

Speaker 29 In this day and age where recruiting is NIL-based, you're legally paying players, $100 million facilities, you come on your recruiting visit and you drive around on a Ferrari all week.

Speaker 29 Like everything now has gotten so blown out of what really matters, which is, okay, you're going to come play for me. You're going to get an education.

Speaker 29 I'm going to prepare you to win national championships and you're going to go to the NFL. That was always Miami's recruiting pitch.

Speaker 29 You come here, if you're worth a shit and you're willing to compete against the best guys in the world at what they do, you're going to get drafted and you're going to make a career in the NFL.

Speaker 29 That was the calling card of why you went to Miami. The practices in Miami were harder than the games were when we played Wake Forest and Clemson at the time and Georgia Tech and all these.

Speaker 29 Like, we competed against more first-rounders in practice than we did in any of the games, maybe outside of Florida State. It just was, the culture was different.

Speaker 29 What kids wanted in recruiting was different.

Speaker 29 When you came, when I went to Miami, if you walked in the weight room, the locker room, the training room, where we ate lunch, dinner, you'd be like, yeah, like this isn't very.

Speaker 29 But back when I came out or even before when I was younger in high school, it didn't matter.

Speaker 29 It was not a contest to see who had the nicest barbershop and who had the best water slide and who had like, but that's what these kids, social media, and I don't want to sound like an old man, but like this whole craze of attention, social media going viral, the thing, everything that really doesn't matter as far as becoming a great college slash NFL football player is the priority now.

Speaker 29 You go on recruiting visits nowadays. I mean, I talk to kids all over the country when they go to these schools or high school kids back home that are being recruited.

Speaker 29 The conversations going on at the dinner tables when I was getting recruited: all right, you're going to meet with our guidance counselors. We're going to get you a degree.
What are your interests?

Speaker 29 We're going to get you drafted. We're going to develop you as a player.

Speaker 63 They don't even talk about that anymore.

Speaker 29 It's what's my NIL package? How many years do I have to play? Can I start as a freshman? If I don't start as a freshman, I'm going in the portal. I'm gone.
There's no room for development.

Speaker 29 There's no room for by the time you're in your second, third year, you're going to be a great player. And that was always always what Miami's shtick was.

Speaker 29 It just doesn't play in this. So now they're trying to catch up, but they're playing 10 years behind a lot of the other big players, right? We don't have the endowment.
We don't have the budget.

Speaker 29 We don't have the alumni. You know, we have 10,000 kids in the school.
Georgia produces more of that in every graduating class. Yeah.
And some.

Speaker 29 It's just different. And Miami's now having to play by these new rules that they've never had to play by.
And Mario's trying. But in a lot of ways, they're playing catch up.

Speaker 35 How obnoxious are you going to be if Miami does, in fact, come back?

Speaker 63 Beyond. Okay.

Speaker 76 The year that Miami,

Speaker 29 the flash in the pan that Miami had.

Speaker 39 The Notre Dame game.

Speaker 76 The Notre Dame game.

Speaker 61 The Berrios.

Speaker 29 I showed up the next day to the facility in a Catholics versus Convicts t-shirt. I wore my helmet in.
I was the most obnoxious. And it lasted for two weeks.

Speaker 29 That was like our moment of the last decade was that two-week span. We were, I don't know, whatever we peaked at in the country, top 10 or 5, whatever it was.

Speaker 29 And we bludgeoned Notre Dame on national TV. And, man, I was buying Catholics versus Convicts t-shirts.
I was putting them in guys' lockers. I mean, I was obnoxious.

Speaker 29 You know, and then I think in the bowl game, we lost to like Wichita State or something.

Speaker 9 I don't know, whatever.

Speaker 15 I think you actually lost to Wisconsin.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 45 Yeah, because we actually ended the turnover chain because Paul Christ, maybe he'll be aware of the details of the story.

Speaker 17 The least swaggy coach of all time was like, turnover chain my ass.

Speaker 79 And that was it.

Speaker 29 I don't want to get into the semantics of the story, but like, I don't want to get into the details and get bogged down.

Speaker 29 But the moral of the story is Mario's last two recruiting classes have been big.

Speaker 29 He still might be one big-time class away from it really being the Miami we know, but I think they're going to be significantly more competitive than they were last year, at least we hope.

Speaker 5 I root for Miami just because my friend Danny Boycaine, I just want him to be happy.

Speaker 9 He needs happiness.

Speaker 29 I root for Miami because obviously

Speaker 29 that's my heart. I went there.
My wife went there.

Speaker 29 I love nothing more watching their girls basketball, watching their men's team make the lead, both made the lead eight, maybe one made the final four, whatever it was.

Speaker 29 The baseball, like we love supporting Miami sports. We donate, we give.

Speaker 29 But the football team needs to be good. Let's be honest.

Speaker 29 The rest of the sports, and I root for them because I root for them, but I root for them more now because of how much I love Mario and respect what he's done.

Speaker 29 I'll do anything he asks and support him in any capacity a lot more than maybe I did for a lot of the other coaches.

Speaker 29 A, because I just like them and go way back, but B, because I believe that, like I said, if he can't do it, it can't be done.

Speaker 63 Yeah.

Speaker 30 Could the 2001-2002 Miami team have played in the NFL?

Speaker 29 Yes.

Speaker 30 As a team.

Speaker 29 100%. I mean, they're not going to win the Super Bowl, but they'd be more competitive than some of the bottom teams that we see year in and year out at the bottom of the league.
There's no question.

Speaker 29 That's the greatest.

Speaker 29 I know the, what is it, the 18-19 LSU team? What year was that with Burroughs?

Speaker 9 Yeah, 2019. 19.
Yeah, 19.

Speaker 30 It's right before COVID, yeah.

Speaker 29 So I know that team was historic. There is no comparison in my mind.
The 2000, that 2000, 2001 Miami team that beat Nebraska,

Speaker 29 and then the next year, a bunch of those guys came back and lost to Ohio State. But that Nebraska team,

Speaker 29 that's the best college football team of all time. Yeah, I actually agree with you.

Speaker 30 They're probably the most fun team to just go back and say names from that team. Do you want to say some names?

Speaker 29 I mean,

Speaker 29 this is the best way to run it down. Sean Taylor and Antrell Roll and Kellen Winslow were running down on kickoff.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Because

Speaker 29 they weren't good enough.

Speaker 29 Willis McGahey.

Speaker 63 Yeah.

Speaker 29 Willis McGahey was moved to backup fullback because he was third string tailback behind Frank Gore and Clinton Portis.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 45 It's insane.

Speaker 18 Andre Johnson, was Andre Johnson?

Speaker 29 Andre Johnson, Jeremy Schockey, Bryant McKinney, Dorsey. Vilma, right? Vilma, DJ Williams, Vince Wilfork.

Speaker 29 I mean, you could go on.

Speaker 29 It's ridiculous. I just nudged.

Speaker 29 So, I mean, a couple of years, so years after that, so that was my junior year in high school, my senior year in high school, the miami lost to ohio state and then i went in that next you know so that game was in january i enrolled say like july august whatever it was my when i i was on the pract i was on the i wasn't playing i wasn't good enough as a freshman i was also ineligible because i transferred from notre dame in a day where you couldn't just freely transfer so i was ineligible my freshman year i could only practice when i broke the huddle my first year so now this is 2003 we were not we started out high but we did not end the year we had six first round draft picks that year.

Speaker 29 That set the record, most ever in the first round. We had six.

Speaker 29 When I broke the huddle as a scout team quarterback, a scout team tight end that year, we had Kelly Jennings, first-round pick, Antrell Roll, first-round pick, Sean Taylor, first-round pick, DJ Williams, first-round pick.

Speaker 29 Jonathan Wilma, first-round pick, Vince Wilfork, first-round pick, Roger McIntosh, second-round pick, just on defense.

Speaker 73 Yeah. Uh-huh.

Speaker 29 Just on defense. Crazy.
It was wild. That's nuts.

Speaker 30 Santana Moss, was he around me?

Speaker 29 Santana was on the previous year we were talking about. So I Sonoris, his younger brother, played with me.
Santana, oh, Reggie Wayne. Yep.
They were all on that in Nebraska.

Speaker 30 Crazy. It's insane that you, that, like, Reggie Wayne is the one that just pops through your.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah. It's just,

Speaker 29 there's so many. Oh, you know what? Reggie might have been the year before.
That might have been.

Speaker 29 Reggie actually might not have been on the year that beat Nebraska. That might have been.

Speaker 29 Reggie and Santana might have been the year before that. That was like Shocky and Andre Johnson and those guys.

Speaker 9 I think

Speaker 29 Reggie and Santana were the year before.

Speaker 30 So who was the alpha dog on that team?

Speaker 9 Oh, man, that's a good question.

Speaker 29 They say the guy that made it all work was Dorsey. Dorsey is a wildly competitive guy.
I mean, you saw the video of him trashing the thing. So Dorsey

Speaker 29 was our quarterback coach for years in Carolina with me. So I've known Dorsey for a long time.
I bust Dorsey's balls because when I went on my recruiting visit,

Speaker 29 Eric Winston was my host.

Speaker 29 We started as a tight end went, but they took me to Dorsey's house and they were getting ready to play the national championship he was super serious but he never came out of his room stayed in there by himself him and brett romberg were the roommates the center and i years later i'd be like dorsey you know why i went to notre dame because you didn't even have the fucking balls to come out of your room and like say what's up to me on my recruiting visit he's like that's not true i said oh yeah your big ass house with the with the fish tank he's like you were at my house i'm like yeah how else would i know you had that big ass fish tank in your room he's like I'm sorry, man.

Speaker 29 I didn't even know you were there. But anyway, Dorsey, Dorsey kept that group running.

Speaker 29 He, from everything I had heard, I wasn't there with him, but from everything, the stories that I'd heard is it took that kind of personality to keep Shocky and Andre and all these big first-round top guys, like keep them in order.

Speaker 29 And he did not hesitate and be like, shut up. Don't tell me again you want the fucking ball.
You won't see it again the rest of the time. Do your job.
I'll get you the ball when you're open.

Speaker 29 And he would like nip it.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, those teams are all time.

Speaker 3 Serious question.

Speaker 17 How's your son doing?

Speaker 1 Because I know, I mean, like, when we've had you on in the past, we've talked about, you know, being an organ donor and like getting a little more serious.

Speaker 38 It's obviously,

Speaker 64 it feels like it's gone well and it's been a great story.

Speaker 79 And it's also something that we just need to remind everyone every few years, like be an organ donor because it saves lives.

Speaker 29 No doubt. I mean, he just celebrated on June 4th, he celebrated his two-year anniversary from his heart transplant.
Incredible. He's here.
My kids came with my wife for the first time.

Speaker 29 They'd never been here to TEU, so they're going to come and work out and run around a little bit. But yeah, he's doing great.

Speaker 29 He just finished fourth grade. Like I said, he's two years past his heart transplant.
And to think back to that summer two years ago and how far he's come now, he's 10,

Speaker 29 is pretty wild. I mean, we.
He went through hell. I mean, when we tell people the story of the way in which they go about organ procurement and heart transplant specifically.

Speaker 29 It's a pretty wild ride and

Speaker 29 yeah we're just we're just thankful that we had the care that we had, that

Speaker 29 years ago there was advancements that led to us and now we're trying as a foundation to to fund research and fund programs and care that

Speaker 29 it won't be done in time to help him. But we're hoping that in 20 years like someone did 20 years ago for us in 20 years from now, they're going to be able to grow those organs.

Speaker 29 They're going to be able to create you a new heart or new components to your heart out of your own skin tissue. I mean, that stuff's going on right now across the world.

Speaker 29 And as scary as it is, until you have a kid in that situation, you're like, damn right, I'll let you grow a new heart. If it means my kid gets to live, what wouldn't you do? So

Speaker 29 there's some really interesting stuff coming down the pipeline. But that was a wild journey.

Speaker 29 It's hard to believe how far he's come.

Speaker 18 And it's important to remind people, like, because

Speaker 20 we had a guy come in, it was like probably a few months ago who just had a heart transplant.

Speaker 23 And one of his, like, in the Make-A-Wish program was to come to Barstool and like hang out.

Speaker 45 It was an awesome story.

Speaker 35 And I'm so stupid, I never realized it.

Speaker 71 Like, he was like, Yeah, this is, it's incredible, but like, in 10 years, I'm going to need a new heart.

Speaker 46 And like, you, I didn't even think about that.

Speaker 9 So, like, that's the importance of organ donors.

Speaker 39 Like, it's not like, oh, you get a new heart and then you're good for the rest of your life.

Speaker 37 You need to get an like people who have this issue need to get new hearts over and over.

Speaker 29 Like, and that's what's the, that's what the challenge is.

Speaker 29 So, what the condition he was born with in some hospitals throughout the country, the immediate treatment is just at the time you're born, they put you on a heart transplant list.

Speaker 29 They don't try to do any of the other surgeries. He went through three open heart surgeries to live with a deformed heart that was, it was inefficient, but it was healthy enough that he could live.

Speaker 29 The reason they do that is because fortunately in America, babies don't die often. And when they do, it's tragic.
But it's fortunately, it doesn't happen a lot.

Speaker 29 So when you're a newborn infant, you're in the hospital for a year, two years waiting for a heart because there's just not a lot of candidates.

Speaker 29 So the idea is get you older, get you bigger, increase your pool of potential candidates. There's always tragedy on the other end of organ donors.

Speaker 29 And I think that was something that we as a family, we still talk about with him. We talked about it leading up to it.

Speaker 29 Like when we got the call that there was an organ, that there was a heart that was a compatible, that was a match for him.

Speaker 29 Our immediate excitement, right, in the moment, there's that high of like, oh my God, the moment's here. Like, let's do it.

Speaker 29 And then you take a step back and you're like, there's another family around the country that is in mourning right now.

Speaker 29 Because in order to be an organ donor, like you have to have brain death, like it's a very sudden accident-based death. And that's scary, right? That's that's hard to comprehend.

Speaker 29 But to your point, yeah, I mean, this, this is by no means a quick fix. He had his, he had his don't, he had his heart transplant at eight.
Um, the basic math now is they last for like 17 to 20 years.

Speaker 29 Right.

Speaker 29 So he's 25 to 30. Yeah.
You know, give or take in there. And hopefully every year that that number, you know, 10 years ago, hearts lasted 12 years.

Speaker 29 So the length of how they're able to get these hearts to last is increasing, but on average, it's give or take, you know, a little less than 20 years.

Speaker 29 And when you're eight, that puts you at, you know, your late 20s. Maybe you get to 30.
You know, you're. fresh out of college for a couple of years.
You're trying to get your life started.

Speaker 29 And bang, you got to go get another heart transplant and start this all over again.

Speaker 29 So it's by no means the end of the road, but the life he's living now is disproportionately better than the life he lived before. And that's what we try to focus on.
That's awesome.

Speaker 26 It's got to make you so happy as a dad.

Speaker 20 Shout out doctors and scientists.

Speaker 29 Shout out doctors and science.

Speaker 25 They're getting a bad rap these days.

Speaker 9 It's been a tough road for some scientists and doctors.

Speaker 36 They're getting sewered in the Twitter streets.

Speaker 29 Fortunately, my experience is cardiothoracic heart surgeons don't live a lot in like Twitter versus vaccine debate.

Speaker 29 So it's been fortunate they've kind of gotten to stay below the fray.

Speaker 30 I've been trying to debate a heart surgeon on this show and nobody will come on the show to

Speaker 30 debate them just about heart, heart medicine.

Speaker 29 Yeah, let's talk about it. Well, I know way more about heart medicine than they do, and they refuse to confront me face-to-face.

Speaker 9 Fair enough, that's unfortunate.

Speaker 29 That's unfortunate. I feel like they should come on to debate you.

Speaker 30 I've got a lot to teach them about heart science.

Speaker 5 I was, uh, I had a moment not to get into the weeds.

Speaker 68 I'm sure people would be pissed at me saying this, but I was in a moment.

Speaker 79 Uh, we were on the road, and I was sitting in a hot tub, and there was a few people debating science.

Speaker 9 And they were like, we don't think a certain disease maybe isn't real and the vaccine isn't real and then they also mentioned that uh he had gotten open heart surgery like three years ago and i was just sitting there being like that's pretty big science dude like open heart surgery it's pretty big science that's if people knew science yeah if people knew the series of events that went into pulling off transplants it's insane people would be like there's no fucking i just get mine from joe rogan i trust yeah which is great i mean he has multiple yeah um dude baby heart surgeons, like,

Speaker 14 those are the most badass people in the world.

Speaker 29 When my son had his first heart transplant, he was two days old. He weighed seven and a half pounds, call it, whatever, seven and a half pounds, whatever he was.

Speaker 29 A baby's heart is the size of the baby's thumbnail. Not your thumbnail.
The baby's thumbnail is the size of an infant's heart on birth.

Speaker 9 It's crazy. Think about that.
It's crazy.

Speaker 29 It's wild what they're able to do.

Speaker 9 Shout out to doctors. But that's awesome.

Speaker 65 Supposed to be.

Speaker 29 Well, I appreciate you asking. He's doing great.
He's here.

Speaker 29 I was hoping he was going to barge in the door at any minute. He's running around somewhere with his brother.

Speaker 30 How can the listeners get involved? Is there a foundation that they should look at? I'm an organ donor. I have it in my Twitter bio.
I am too.

Speaker 29 I'm an organ. That's a huge flex.
Congrats to you.

Speaker 29 Yeah, you know,

Speaker 29 we've run a program what we call the hardest yard. We started 10th, we just celebrated our 10th anniversary.

Speaker 29 It started as an in-home private nursing thing. So back in Charlotte, we've now expanded to not only North Carolina, but also in South Carolina.
So we're a regional center now.

Speaker 29 We have a 25,000 square foot comprehensive heart clinic that we funded. It's in Charlotte.
So we do inpatient work, we do outpatient work,

Speaker 29 we finance clinical trial, clinical support, clinical studies.

Speaker 29 So it's really a multiple approach to all of this, right? There's the acute care, right?

Speaker 29 How do you provide the best level of care after diagnosis from recovery following surgery to the best equipment to the best doctors to the best follow-up care?

Speaker 29 But then there's also the other side of the coin, which is, okay, how do we prevent kids from having this? And what is the perfect fix, right?

Speaker 29 It's not just, let's not keep putting band-aids on these kids and just kicking the can down the road. That's what we've done for the last 30 years to at least get these kids.

Speaker 29 You know, 30 years ago, my kid wouldn't have made it past a week. Just there was no chance of survival.
So we've kicked that can now 30 years down the road, but there's still no fix.

Speaker 29 The transplant, to Big Cat's point, is still not a fix. It's a temporarily successful, you know, process.
So that's where a lot of the money and the research is going right now.

Speaker 29 So there's a lot of ways.

Speaker 29 That's what we do at our foundation, the Hardest Yard. That's what we do back in our region.

Speaker 29 But there's similar work going on throughout the entire country, both in the organ procurement component and also just in the cardiac space, specifically with pediatrics.

Speaker 30 You're a really good dude, man. You're really good.

Speaker 30 He's probably the best dude we have. Besides like betting on the Super Bowl, besides that, besides that, Hank's going to cut that out.

Speaker 9 Hank, cut that out. No,

Speaker 29 well, I appreciate that. You guys have always been.
I feel like we, like, I feel like I have a special place in my heart with you guys. I mean, we go way back before PMT was even a thing.

Speaker 29 I'm watching these guys play kickball, hungover, Portnoy dressed up in Blackhawks.

Speaker 9 Yeah, he was in because the ball was

Speaker 9 lost.

Speaker 9 Blackhawks ruins, right?

Speaker 29 And like, we have some really cool moments and some funny moments. I remember I was in Chicago when Big Cat got hired.
Yeah.

Speaker 29 And we were, I remember me and Cutler would always say to Portnoy, like, you got Barstool Philly and you got Barstool. It was Boston, Philly, and New York.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 76 And I I was like, how do you not have anything in Chicago?

Speaker 29 Like this is where all young kids come and whatever. And the next thing you know, I'm watching Big Cat in like a suit at the side of like a basketball game.

Speaker 9 WNBA game.

Speaker 73 Yeah, whatever it was.

Speaker 29 Yeah, no, it's it's a long relationship.

Speaker 9 What year would you was that

Speaker 9 2012? 12. Okay.

Speaker 68 It's it's the coolest part of our job is like meeting people, meeting athletes or like anyone and like getting real relationships and being like having you on is like way better than interviewing some random actor or something.

Speaker 78 It's the best.

Speaker 29 I mean, no, it's not the truth.

Speaker 9 Like We love having a lot of trouble.

Speaker 29 I mean, I'm not going to lie. I get a little jealous.
Like, when I see Blake Bortles on a lot, and you have Blake of the Year and Blake Griffin.

Speaker 9 I mean, I do get, I do get, I'm not a Blake. I'm not a Blake.

Speaker 48 I do get a little jealous.

Speaker 29 Like, when I feel like you guys are cheating on some of those originals,

Speaker 29 but

Speaker 29 I'm not going to make it about you.

Speaker 39 You're not going to even talk about it.

Speaker 29 But I'm not going to bring it up, but I just want you to know that I know.

Speaker 30 If you change your name to Blake, we would have you on Blake of the Year.

Speaker 49 That's fair.

Speaker 9 That's fair. I just imagine.
That's fair.

Speaker 2 Craig just watching Blake of the Year, just like

Speaker 9 the Batman meme, just sitting in bed, like, oh, god damn it.

Speaker 13 Like, am I going to win?

Speaker 9 No, asshole. Your name's not Blake.

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Speaker 18 Not a question, actually.

Speaker 14 It's a shout-out. I'm going to give a shout-out.

Speaker 40 So I have a guy who helps me with...

Speaker 29 That was a great promo read, by the way. Thank you.
That was live. For anyone listening, that was not cut and spliced.
That was a

Speaker 9 Megan Markle.

Speaker 29 He's standing. It's not a Megan Markle.

Speaker 9 Not a Megan Markle.

Speaker 29 Hank interviews, and then they splice your voice in.

Speaker 71 Which the majority of this interview has been.

Speaker 76 Correct.

Speaker 29 You're actually in Utah right now. But continue.
Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt, but that was a great read.

Speaker 3 Just a shout-out.

Speaker 35 So I have a guy, shout-out, VP of Big Cat Corp.

Speaker 3 He helps me sometimes with interview prep. So he'll like, he'll go to the dark recesses.

Speaker 21 What?

Speaker 73 Nothing. Keep going.

Speaker 42 I'll have a follow-up. Go ahead.

Speaker 39 He goes to the dark recesses of the internet, the corners I don't want to go.

Speaker 36 Kind of like how you don't go on Twitter after a game.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 68 So like, for example, Reddit, I think there's a Reddit that probably just bashes, pardon my take, diehard fans, but every Reddit turns into people being like, fuck these guys. They're not the same.

Speaker 17 So I don't go there for mental health. Of course.

Speaker 63 But

Speaker 21 he sent me this.

Speaker 71 When you were on two years ago, it was like Greg Olson, tremendous interview.

Speaker 80 And then the guy named George Elliott's cock said, Greg is going to be great in the booth. So shout out George Elliott's Cock.

Speaker 9 He called it. He called it.
Wow. Yeah.
He called it.

Speaker 29 That's like the Brian Winhurst thing when he keeps calling all the NBA trades in advance, and he went viral today on Twitter. And like people have those memes of him.
Yeah.

Speaker 9 George Elliott's George Elliott's. This is George Elliott's cock, right?

Speaker 63 He's like, Greg Olson, before you even...

Speaker 29 That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 30 Why would he be so good on Part of My Take?

Speaker 39 Damn, he is so good on Part of My Take, and Fox maybe is looking at him.

Speaker 9 That's wow, George Elliot. George Elliott Scott.

Speaker 13 Shout out to George Elliott Scott.

Speaker 29 Can we just rewind in a couple of seconds?

Speaker 29 Big Cap Corp, can you dive into that?

Speaker 9 PP of Big Cat Corp.

Speaker 76 What is this?

Speaker 5 He's a great dude.

Speaker 9 I'm talking more about Big Cat Corp.

Speaker 5 Yeah, there is no Big Corp.

Speaker 29 Is that like A-Rod Corp?

Speaker 13 Exactly. Got it.

Speaker 42 Maybe I know you guys are close.

Speaker 21 So

Speaker 5 I incepted my way into becoming part of that.

Speaker 15 He incepted his way into becoming part of my life.

Speaker 26 And he's actually incredible.

Speaker 11 He helps me with prep.

Speaker 9 He goes into these dark corners that I don't want to go in, fair, brings back all the information, and he's like, George Elliott's cock called this.

Speaker 29 Wow, I would love to know how he ended up on that Reddit page.

Speaker 9 Right, I don't know. I don't want to go look for George Elliott's cock.

Speaker 29 You don't want to know the dark wormhole he went down that night, but the product of that research is helpful.

Speaker 19 Yes, like bring me George Elliott's cock.

Speaker 9 I don't want to go find it.

Speaker 29 George Elliott's cock, you bring it to me, I'll take it, and I'll want to go find it.

Speaker 9 I think that's fair.

Speaker 29 I think it's a very valuable research.

Speaker 30 Who's George Elliott?

Speaker 9 I don't don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 9 But apparently, his cock is fucking on it. I have no idea.
No idea. But yeah, he beats it.
Apparently he's on it. He called it.
He was your biggest fan.

Speaker 35 Maybe he's George Elliott's cock.

Speaker 9 Wait a second. I don't think I would have predicted I was Astro Turfing himself?

Speaker 51 George Elliott's cock.

Speaker 29 I'm like, Kevin, doesn't like Kevin Durant have like a rumored. Oh, Twitter.

Speaker 2 Yeah, doesn't Kevin Durant have a burner?

Speaker 63 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Let me look up who George Elliott is there.

Speaker 39 Yeah, who would do that?

Speaker 40 Is there a George Elliott? Who is he?

Speaker 30 Oh, he was a tight ends coach at the University of Miami in 2003.

Speaker 9 Weird.

Speaker 30 George Elliott was a novelist.

Speaker 9 That was her pen name.

Speaker 30 She was a female, and she went by George Elliott.

Speaker 9 Oh,

Speaker 9 yeah.

Speaker 29 So then the cock makes sense.

Speaker 39 That makes sense.

Speaker 9 It was her third leg.

Speaker 39 Right, exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 29 I'll tell you what, the person who came up with that name is a pretty deep thinker because if it was a female who had a pen name that was male,

Speaker 29 this random person is the cock that was the connection between the male. Wow.

Speaker 36 And they called you being a great broadcast.

Speaker 42 They were called a great broadcast guy, which is obviously the key to the entire picture.

Speaker 30 I want him to look up some more of George Elliott's cockstale.

Speaker 9 We'll get it.

Speaker 42 We're going to do that tonight at dinner.

Speaker 29 Are you guys coming tonight to dinner?

Speaker 79 We're going to stop by.

Speaker 76 That means. We've got to do the show.
That means. We have to do the show.

Speaker 9 Yeah, no, no, no.

Speaker 3 Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 30 Travis Kelsey, yeah.

Speaker 9 I'm familiar with him. Dallas Goddard.

Speaker 30 Do you think Travis Kelsey runs soft? Do I think he what? Runs soft? Would you ever say that to his face?

Speaker 29 No, I wouldn't.

Speaker 30 All right, Billy's going to have to say it to his face. Why? What happened?

Speaker 9 Because he said behind his backs.

Speaker 29 Are you who blew your peck out, Benchin?

Speaker 29 Who was that?

Speaker 73 Uh,

Speaker 9 Billy.

Speaker 49 I saved Billy's life on the bank.

Speaker 30 I did, I did strain it.

Speaker 9 Yeah, okay.

Speaker 29 How are you? That, how did that end up?

Speaker 10 Not as bad as it looked.

Speaker 9 Billy's gonna pop.

Speaker 42 Billy's gonna be that was last year, right?

Speaker 9 Yeah, yeah, Billy's gonna be in drills tomorrow.

Speaker 54 He almost died.

Speaker 29 I know you're coming to drills tomorrow, but I remember watching you get under that flat under that straight bar, and I thought you ruptured your oh, yeah, when

Speaker 9 we were promoting TEU.

Speaker 36 No, no warm-up hopped under there.

Speaker 9 Was it 225? Yeah.

Speaker 9 It was 185. 185.

Speaker 29 If you blew your peck out 185, that's bad.

Speaker 9 I know.

Speaker 29 That would be bad.

Speaker 29 You do six push-ups a day. You're ready for 185.

Speaker 9 You're a big guy. Come on, bro.
Yeah.

Speaker 49 So did you not blow your peck or you did?

Speaker 29 No, I did not.

Speaker 10 I strained it.

Speaker 30 I just rested it. Do you want to tell Blake your take on Travis Kelsey?

Speaker 59 No, so I'm Greg, but that's fine.

Speaker 48 Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry.

Speaker 9 Well, no, we're trying to move.

Speaker 29 I got it. It's fine.

Speaker 9 You're in the rust.

Speaker 10 You're in the run. You end up talking a lot of shit on podcasts and never never really have to back it up or see the person.

Speaker 29 But why would you be talking about shit about Kelsey? What is there to talk shit about?

Speaker 10 Because I don't think he runs that. Like, he does get crazy yak, but I don't think he doesn't run anyone over.

Speaker 9 But is the idea,

Speaker 9 keep going.

Speaker 65 He got power bombed.

Speaker 40 Did you ever get power bombed in a game?

Speaker 29 If I okay, let's back up for a second. Yeah.

Speaker 29 What we have to make sure we're clear on is that the goal of the game is not to see who can be the most like macho.

Speaker 29 I'm going to sacrifice yards to just like prove a point to Twitter that I'm like the toughest guy in the building. The idea of the game is to get a lot of yards.
Yeah.

Speaker 29 So if the critique of Kelsey is that he gets so many yards, but I'd rather him get less yards and run more people over, that seems to be a bit bizarre.

Speaker 29 I think what he does is obviously pretty damn good.

Speaker 29 Yeah. And I don't know if that's necessarily a fair critique.

Speaker 9 100%.

Speaker 48 So you wouldn't call him soft.

Speaker 10 I just think if he wants to call him.

Speaker 30 You solidify his legacy in that.

Speaker 9 He's going going to come, so you can ask him, which is great.

Speaker 29 You solidify his legacy in what regard?

Speaker 9 Do you think that people are going to hold it?

Speaker 39 You think when the Hall of Fame voters,

Speaker 29 Travis Kelsey's up for debate. Anyone have any knocks?

Speaker 9 He holds every NFL record.

Speaker 29 Be like, no, he didn't run enough people over in 2017.

Speaker 9 He got powerbombed at one time.

Speaker 40 I just would like to see him do it.

Speaker 9 Who powerbombed him?

Speaker 30 Oh, it's Derwin James, right? Yeah.

Speaker 65 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 30 But, I mean, I'm not taking Billy's side in this. It's just, it's funny that Billy's like, when all is said and done about his legacy, like you're going to be the one to define Travis Kelsey's legacy.

Speaker 63 No, no.

Speaker 10 It's just, it comes up in the him versus Gronk debate.

Speaker 49 Like, Gronk, you know, the debate that we're talking about. We aren't had yet.

Speaker 9 He's just taking over the nation.

Speaker 9 This is the only debate that I have.

Speaker 9 Every water cool in America is like, hey, Gronk or Kelsey.

Speaker 9 So who you got?

Speaker 42 Oh, and the Gronk versus Kelsey.

Speaker 29 I've said on record, if Kelsey has another even year or two, like the last seven, in my mind, he goes down as the best ever.

Speaker 48 Okay.

Speaker 29 I think he's this close. And I never in a million years would have thought anyone would ever catch Gonzalez.
Tony's longevity and production and consistency over

Speaker 29 18 years, 17, whatever he played.

Speaker 29 I never thought anyone would ever match.

Speaker 29 For Kelsey to go seven years in a row at 1,000 yards, plus the production and what he does in the playoffs, which doesn't count towards any of that, but he sets a record every single year in the postseason, but that doesn't go towards his stats.

Speaker 29 I don't know how anybody can,

Speaker 29 I just, I never thought anyone, we'd see the day where anyone would challenge Tony for that top spot. And I think Kelsey's a year or two away from doing it.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 10 All right. I think I agree with you.

Speaker 29 And that's not a knock on Gronk. I think Gronk's in that conversation.
Longevity matters. But I just, I think for Kelsey to do it this long is pretty impressive.
All right.

Speaker 35 Craig, thank you as always. You're the best man.

Speaker 68 You guys are awesome.

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Speaker 1 Okay, Mount Rushmore time.

Speaker 70 Today we are doing the Mount Rushmore of Everyday Villains.

Speaker 23 So these are real people you come across in your everyday life.

Speaker 1 It doesn't have to be every day, but it's someone that you have come across that is just out there being a villain that pisses you off, that makes you mad, that you're like, fuck this guy.

Speaker 17 So not fictional villains, which we did in the middle of the day.

Speaker 30 You could do like a group of guys that gets together and do a bunch of cheesy trick shots on videos all the time.

Speaker 75 Or a group of guys who gets together and gets way too drunk and then goes to a darts competition. Those actually aren't the villain.
It's the guy who decided not to go

Speaker 35 and goes to the beach.

Speaker 26 That's an everyday villain.

Speaker 67 Does it have to be a person?

Speaker 16 No. No.
It doesn't have to be human.

Speaker 48 Oh, I'm so excited by God.

Speaker 40 Well, let's just wait.

Speaker 9 Let's just see what you got.

Speaker 52 The majority of our list is not human.

Speaker 9 Okay. All right.
Let's talk.

Speaker 9 How?

Speaker 48 No, I'm excited about that. Okay.

Speaker 39 All right. All right.

Speaker 3 I'm excited too.

Speaker 5 You guys, you guys good?

Speaker 9 Yeah. We'll just, we'll work.

Speaker 61 We're going to help you guys through this.

Speaker 21 And I think the rule that we made when we did the Mount Rushmore of Manly Things, I'm willing.

Speaker 1 I think that as a...

Speaker 70 As a crew, we're willing to give you two shots at your fourth pick.

Speaker 59 Yeah, I am.

Speaker 5 So you guys could throw two options out.

Speaker 63 We'll pick the best one.

Speaker 9 We'll pick the best one for you.

Speaker 25 Okay?

Speaker 12 That kind of gives you the chance to go rogue.

Speaker 33 You know, whatever you want to do.

Speaker 30 The Dominion voting system.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 39 Okay. I don't know

Speaker 31 how it's not people, but that's fine.

Speaker 13 That's fine. Okay.
All right.

Speaker 9 Our first pick. Let's go.
All right. All right.

Speaker 60 Here's our first pick.

Speaker 5 Our first pick is the person who listens to music or their Instagram stories on super loud in public.

Speaker 6 Everyday villains.

Speaker 59 Use headphones. The worst.

Speaker 30 Yep, use headphones. You're right, John.

Speaker 9 The worst.

Speaker 70 It could be anywhere.

Speaker 3 It could be the subway. It could be,

Speaker 39 you know, walking down the street.

Speaker 75 It could be in your office.

Speaker 54 Just fucking.

Speaker 5 I actually think, weirdly, Instagram stories might be worse than music because music, at least, you can be like, all right, well, I know this song.

Speaker 7 When it's the, like, different sounds every 10 seconds scrolling drives me insane.

Speaker 30 I hate those people way more than I hate people on a sidewalk that have a boom box. And they're just walking with their portable speaker system.
That's a vibe.

Speaker 30 If you're on public transportation and it's just coming out of your phone, it's not even high-quality sound. It's bad.
Yes.

Speaker 23 What's the official wording?

Speaker 21 Personally,

Speaker 7 people who listen to music slash Instagram stories

Speaker 30 on speakerphone in public.

Speaker 65 Say it, Billy.

Speaker 9 Well, go ahead.

Speaker 11 Big head, you're very guilty of that.

Speaker 22 When did I do that?

Speaker 12 Like,

Speaker 16 when?

Speaker 14 I mean, I'm sure I have, but when do I do that?

Speaker 61 Like, in the studio.

Speaker 19 Yeah, probably. You're right.

Speaker 5 In the studio is not not really technical.

Speaker 29 Well, it's not really public.

Speaker 5 But yeah, I don't do it in public.

Speaker 59 But yeah, you're not about to say me.

Speaker 9 You're giving me a little bit of like I do it.

Speaker 19 In studio is not really.

Speaker 60 I mean, when we're sitting around and we're all scrolling on our phone, I would, yeah, of course I'm guilty of that.

Speaker 56 But Billy's looking around for everyone to be like, yes, but I, I, I don't, that's not really public.

Speaker 26 Well, no, it's fine.

Speaker 5 I listen, hand up, I do do it. Not in public, but I will do it in the privacy of my home or when we're sitting in the studio getting ready.

Speaker 14 And I'm, you know, I will also play videos on my computer when I'm prepping for the show.

Speaker 5 That's guilty.

Speaker 25 Guilty.

Speaker 10 I'm not really bothered by it in that situation.

Speaker 59 No, not at all.

Speaker 65 Okay. Drives me nut.
I'm just kidding.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 29 I'm very excited about you guys.

Speaker 9 Oh, yeah. Why don't you go first, Chase?

Speaker 60 Are you going human or non-human?

Speaker 73 Human, human. Okay.

Speaker 49 Human. Human.

Speaker 67 No one specifically, but your boss.

Speaker 63 Your boss.

Speaker 9 Okay, that's actually a good pick.

Speaker 5 So you're coming at me, okay?

Speaker 9 No, no, no, no, no, for you, it's just Jake's boss.

Speaker 1 Oh, I'm Jake and Billy's.

Speaker 76 Just like in general, you're like, ah.

Speaker 19 I'm not actually Jake and Billy's boss.

Speaker 1 I think you are Jake's boss.

Speaker 30 I think I'm Billy's boss.

Speaker 19 Well, no, I filled out.

Speaker 81 I had to do a performance review for Billy and Jake last year, and I submitted,

Speaker 56 I think I submitted Jake's and like very nice, great kid, whatever.

Speaker 37 Sucks about Rushmore.

Speaker 14 Sucks about Rushmore.

Speaker 15 And then it said, I submitted it.

Speaker 33 It was like, this submission has gone to all parties.

Speaker 70 And it was like, it listed like Jake, Erica, this.

Speaker 22 So then it was Billy's.

Speaker 29 I just trashed him. And I was like, it's going right to Billy.

Speaker 9 This is great. But then I followed up.

Speaker 78 I saw it.

Speaker 25 I followed up with Erica.

Speaker 35 I was like, that was a joke one.

Speaker 9 I hope Billy gets upset.

Speaker 58 And I backed you up.

Speaker 10 I don't actually remember seeing that.

Speaker 7 Okay, so it didn't work.

Speaker 75 So they duped me.

Speaker 18 Okay, your boss.

Speaker 10 Just like in general.

Speaker 41 Right. Like cubicle.

Speaker 9 Like, ah, so a boss. A boss.
A boss. Yeah.
Boss man. Okay.

Speaker 29 We are going to go with the

Speaker 44 people that are disrespectful to people in the service industry.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah. Pick picks.

Speaker 29 You're in public.

Speaker 44 They're chirping the person at the register. You're in a restaurant or wherever you are.
It's like that's not, you know, you're taking out your problems on people that don't deserve it.

Speaker 30 Everyday villain, sending back food like multiple times.

Speaker 52 Yep.

Speaker 44 And then we will go with the person that walks too slow in front of you. That's another good pick.

Speaker 44 great pick good picks guys happens a lot in new york what's worse what about yeah for like you know late night on the on on the road with a with a woman with a women what what

Speaker 19 with a multiple what do you

Speaker 63 run past them and whisper on your right no no you

Speaker 10 you let to know that like you're not stalking them or you go to the other side of the street was that a mouth rush more pick it might have been yeah i think we just got the discussion about like avoiding women late at the time which just makes it so much awkward more awkward yeah you guys been there where where you're like, hey, just so you know, I'm not following you.

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 9 I just cross the street.

Speaker 30 Yeah, you can cross the street.

Speaker 44 Yeah, or if sometimes you cross a street and someone's, have you ever crossed a street and then someone's on that side, they think you're crossing for them? It's like, nope.

Speaker 44 And then cross the other way.

Speaker 77 Slightly get up on their left and I hand them a can of mace and I'm like, you're going to want this.

Speaker 9 And I keep walking.

Speaker 10 Just run down the center of the road. Yeah.

Speaker 30 You know what a good move is? On an elevator, if it's like late at night in your apartment building or a hotel,

Speaker 30 as a guy, you want to let the woman out of the hotel or out of the

Speaker 30 elevator first.

Speaker 9 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 30 You want to let them out of the elevator first as a gentleman, but it's actually way better if you don't know the person. You get out first.

Speaker 30 That way they don't think that you're following them.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 54 Facts. Okay.

Speaker 29 Good picks. Thank you.

Speaker 81 Jake, Billy, we're going human or non-human.

Speaker 29 Got to go non-human.

Speaker 67 I just thought of two on the fly. I'm going to see if Billy approves of any of them.

Speaker 9 Go rogue, bro. Go rogue.

Speaker 1 No, we got to go non-human.

Speaker 63 I'm down. Go home.
You want to do those? Yeah.

Speaker 63 Actually,

Speaker 74 maybe not both of them.

Speaker 29 Which one?

Speaker 74 The first one.

Speaker 67 People who get up in the aisle right when the plane lands.

Speaker 52 Okay.

Speaker 9 Yes.

Speaker 29 Big time villain movie. Villain.

Speaker 35 There you go, Jake.

Speaker 29 I just.

Speaker 26 Yeah.

Speaker 63 You're getting the head. I just didn't even think of the thing.

Speaker 9 Don't overthink of it. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 52 You're getting that. I'll read my

Speaker 67 honorable mentions, the non-human ones.

Speaker 31 If they don't get picked.

Speaker 16 If they don't get picked.

Speaker 30 All right, PFT. All right, Ferrars.

Speaker 33 I think six is a no-brainer.

Speaker 44 Oh, no, never mind. Yeah, we have two.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 33 Whatever you want for the next one.

Speaker 59 Yep.

Speaker 65 All right.

Speaker 35 Why don't you surprise me?

Speaker 54 I'll go six and you surprise me.

Speaker 30 Trust. This is our trust.
This is our second pick overall.

Speaker 5 Yeah, I'll go second pick and then you go with whatever surprise me, big trust.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 31 All right.

Speaker 5 Our next pick is going to be aggressive bicyclists.

Speaker 14 So,

Speaker 31 you know, stay in your lane.

Speaker 2 They think that there are cars going through red lights,

Speaker 75 especially in New York City when you like step on the curb and they're just fucking

Speaker 75 aggressive bicyclists are everyday villains.

Speaker 30 It's bullshit that they use the work cars rule.

Speaker 65 Then also we can go through red lights. It's absolute bullshit.
They are, yeah.

Speaker 30 And they cut you off, they yell at you.

Speaker 5 Yeah. The everyday villains all the time.

Speaker 10 Same vein, those like electric scooter people who ride on the sidewalks. I almost got nailed twice by those guys, and I just go bullying it.

Speaker 9 Yeah, you just sit there like, god damn it.

Speaker 10 No, I yell at them and they freaking zoom away because they know they can get away.

Speaker 30 And on the other side of that is the electric motorcycle bicycle thing that rides in the bike lane and then cuts the bicyclists off. Yeah.

Speaker 41 They're like the car.

Speaker 30 They're the car version of that. Yeah.

Speaker 59 Or even the new New Age bikes that ride in the car lane and they go slow and they're like, I'm a car.

Speaker 77 Whatever one step below a moped is, those are the worst.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 30 Big trust. Big trust.

Speaker 29 For our next one, we're going to go with

Speaker 30 doorstop package thieves. Yes.
People that they follow the Amazon truck around, then they come up on your doorstep and they steal your package.

Speaker 30 That's as a new homeowner myself, they are the bane of my existence. They're everywhere.

Speaker 3 There are ultimate villains that never get caught.

Speaker 30 Yep. And

Speaker 30 they probably hate themselves for doing it too. Yeah.
You can't delude yourself into thinking that that's cool, what they're doing, and they still do it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 The best is, I mean, if they ever stole from me, it's just they're probably stealing diapers.

Speaker 75 So fuck you.

Speaker 49 Yeah.

Speaker 30 Well, what they do is they slice into it and then they get around the corner.

Speaker 30 They're like, oh, these are a bunch of novelty, ironic signs that somebody was going to hang up at their house, and they don't want it, so they throw it into the bushes.

Speaker 32 Oh, I don't want Jankos. Yeah.

Speaker 9 Get this out of here. Yeah.

Speaker 39 No, that's, that's, I have the last laugh on the doorstop packages.

Speaker 30 I never order anything that they would want.

Speaker 76 All right.

Speaker 50 Uh, you guys have a pick.

Speaker 10 Uh, we're going to go with a, uh,

Speaker 10 so this is uh, this is a little controversial.

Speaker 29 Um,

Speaker 49 a cop on a power trip.

Speaker 9 Okay. All right.

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 30 Put the turtles down, pull over.

Speaker 29 What are you doing?

Speaker 27 Yeah. You know? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 5 I back the boys and blue.

Speaker 2 Yeah,

Speaker 65 I respect our heart.

Speaker 9 But there are guys.

Speaker 44 They put their lives on the line every day for us.

Speaker 9 Yeah, but

Speaker 5 back to blue.

Speaker 13 Yeah, so they're not villains to me.

Speaker 73 But yeah, ever. No, but

Speaker 30 back to blue, except when it happens to you. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Yeah, but it's except when you're trying to rob turtles and sell them on the black market.

Speaker 30 Yeah. Like when a cop's like, hey, hey, son, what are you doing with all this cocaine?

Speaker 30 And you're like, officer, why are you on this power trip? Yeah. Like a rock joke.

Speaker 27 Why are you trying to fuck me up right now?

Speaker 40 This is bullshit.

Speaker 9 All right.

Speaker 5 You have your last two picks.

Speaker 44 We do have our last two picks. We are going to go with the person that drives up your ass.
So kind of like the reverse of the person that walks too slow. Fucking

Speaker 44 tailgating. Yeah.
Tailgate driver.

Speaker 44 You're not in that much of a hurry.

Speaker 30 I never understood it.

Speaker 19 It's not that serious.

Speaker 30 Some people get road rage so bad that they just, they just want to fight you because

Speaker 30 they don't like what your car looks like.

Speaker 35 I never understood road rage, but god damn it, do I love watching road Road Rage videos?

Speaker 5 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 22 It is the best.

Speaker 48 Yeah.

Speaker 70 I saw, do you guys see the chick the other day who like power bombed the front front windshield?

Speaker 9 Yeah. She stomped through it.
Yep.

Speaker 63 She was like a powerlifter, too.

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 35 She just stomped on it.

Speaker 10 And she's like, she's on anadroil.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 75 Or like anytime there's a road rage and like one guy's clear in the wrong and he tries to fight and he just gets knocked out.

Speaker 29 You're like, yes.

Speaker 10 Or like one guy runs out with the bat and then the other guy pops out with a gun and then the other guy just tucks his tail and like runs back to his phone.

Speaker 44 I was in an Uber the other day and we were just stopped at a light for like 10, 15 minutes and me and the person I was with were like, oh, is there another route you can take? He's like, no.

Speaker 44 And then he started to get mad that it was taking so long and he just completely took matters into his own hand and split

Speaker 44 a two-car street and like in a way that physically seemed impossible. Like he just split the difference and then like was speeding up doing like fast and furious shit.

Speaker 44 And then we got on the highway and it was like, we did ask for that. Yeah.
But I thought I was going to die. Yeah.

Speaker 18 Okay. Good picks.

Speaker 75 You guys have your last pick?

Speaker 44 Our last pick, we are going.

Speaker 44 Our last pick, we're going to go with the person who has loud phone conversations in public.

Speaker 26 Ooh, okay.

Speaker 44 Okay. On the train, in an airport, wherever you are.
If they're, you know, yelling their business over the phone,

Speaker 44 it's the worst.

Speaker 30 I always appreciate it, though, when they're

Speaker 30 looking at a phone while they do it. Sometimes people have the Bluetooth, they have the earbuds in, and they're just having a conversation.
You have no idea what's going on. You're like,

Speaker 30 Are they talking to themselves? Are they mad at me? Like, at least pretend to look at your phone so I know that's where the conversation is.

Speaker 9 And it's

Speaker 30 what was that big, Cat?

Speaker 9 Were you playing a video loud?

Speaker 25 Yeah, I was. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 14 I clicked on a photo and started playing classic videos.

Speaker 26 I didn't expect it to go.

Speaker 54 You know, photos having sounders always will fuck me up.

Speaker 77 Live photos, you hit it, and you're just like, What the fuck?

Speaker 48 I was trying to hard it.

Speaker 48 Gotcha. Happens.

Speaker 9 Happens.

Speaker 78 Okay.

Speaker 75 You guys have your last pick?

Speaker 49 Going rogue. Politicians.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 9 Yeah, good pick.

Speaker 40 Okay. Politicians.

Speaker 49 Everyday villain.

Speaker 39 Why do they want all that power?

Speaker 41 Can you name some of the people?

Speaker 9 Donald Trump want them in second place in that one.

Speaker 23 Specifically.

Speaker 63 Nancy Pelosi.

Speaker 30 That's the gang of the greatest investor ever.

Speaker 25 Joe Biden.

Speaker 75 AOC.

Speaker 10 He doesn't know what he's doing.

Speaker 65 Everyday politicians.

Speaker 30 RFK Jr.

Speaker 10 Alphabet Boys.

Speaker 40 What did you think about RFK Jr.?

Speaker 61 He's just jacked.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 30 Who are the alphabet boys?

Speaker 9 Sounds like you just hate you hate government, Billy.

Speaker 29 Yeah, the government, you hate all authority.

Speaker 43 Yeah.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 9 Your boss, politicians, cops. Cops.
Yeah.

Speaker 39 People that you

Speaker 76 might have an issue with authority.

Speaker 9 Yeah. People that you...

Speaker 19 You have to lie to or else you get in trouble.

Speaker 30 This is documented.

Speaker 13 Yes.

Speaker 31 Okay, PFT, we have one last one.

Speaker 30 I think we got to go.

Speaker 29 I think we go with the last one on the list.

Speaker 9 Ooh.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 30 Unless you think otherwise.

Speaker 9 No, you have to number six.

Speaker 19 That's a good fourth number.

Speaker 60 That's a good fourth pick.

Speaker 78 What?

Speaker 29 You guys should go at number six.

Speaker 29 I think we already picked number six.

Speaker 30 We did pick number six, yeah. And maybe four.

Speaker 17 Okay, fine. You want us to go four?

Speaker 73 Yeah. Yeah, go four.

Speaker 75 All right, I mean, this is great because you guys are just driving our Mount Rushmore so deep.

Speaker 43 You guys are actually still works.

Speaker 30 They're way better at our Mount Rushmore than they are at their Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 9 Seriously.

Speaker 22 The fourth pick is a person who uses constant business lingo.

Speaker 1 Circle back, put a pin in this,

Speaker 77 What's the net net?

Speaker 30 All that stuff. Let's table that.
Yeah.

Speaker 33 Just like, hey, can we hop on a quick call?

Speaker 54 Nothing worse than a text.

Speaker 9 Can we hop on a quick call?

Speaker 26 Just text me.

Speaker 42 Just text me.

Speaker 10 Those are types of people that don't treat other people like people because they're so corporate lingoed.

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 29 Right.

Speaker 10 Like, talk to me like a person, dude. Right.

Speaker 54 Exactly.

Speaker 30 Hank, we've been out of the, out of the business world for a while. Can you, can you upload us on some new business terms?

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 44 Circle back's a big one. Checking in.

Speaker 30 Same page.

Speaker 11 Oh, there's nothing worse than the email being like checking in.

Speaker 17 It's so passive-aggressive.

Speaker 50 Being like, you haven't responded.

Speaker 9 Oh, what about what about

Speaker 63 per my last email?

Speaker 47 Following up here.

Speaker 9 Following up here.

Speaker 39 Oh, God. That's.

Speaker 40 I mean, are you in hell every day?

Speaker 9 Yeah, I mean, it's been nice being out of the office.

Speaker 44 I'll say that.

Speaker 10 Yo, yo, invention idea, an AI bot that translates other people's lingo into your dialect.

Speaker 63 Yeah.

Speaker 30 How would that work?

Speaker 63 What would circle back be?

Speaker 10 Circle back be like, yo remember?

Speaker 9 Nice, nice, nice.

Speaker 48 Yo, remember that thing?

Speaker 9 Or group children?

Speaker 5 Billy, I want you to do this as a blog.

Speaker 10 Can you please do that?

Speaker 10 I'll make all the translations.

Speaker 5 Billy is the AI robot.

Speaker 5 Okay, what did we miss?

Speaker 22 So the one that we were going to pick was a guy who coaches Duke Blue Devils for 40 years and then mysteriously has a back injury when his team's bad.

Speaker 9 Everyday villain.

Speaker 30 Everyone hates that guy. Yeah.

Speaker 29 We all know that guy, right?

Speaker 40 But we didn't pick it because we let Jake pick our last one.

Speaker 48 That's good.

Speaker 30 Vladimir Putin, straight-up villain.

Speaker 63 Yep. Yep.

Speaker 25 Yep.

Speaker 30 Person who aggressively hits on members of the opposite sex in front of you and makes everybody uncomfortable.

Speaker 18 Big time. A guy who doesn't pick up after their dog.

Speaker 77 That's an everyday villain.

Speaker 75 Anytime you step in dog shit.

Speaker 1 Here's one that might be a little controversial, but I'll just say it.

Speaker 30 Uber driver that talks too much.

Speaker 75 Like, way too much of a conversation, you know.

Speaker 59 Just trying to do that job.

Speaker 29 I know, but there's like, there's definitely like pleasantries are great, but like doing like a full conversation, especially when you're like not in the mood to converse.

Speaker 44 Yeah, they got to read the room if you're giving them one-word answers.

Speaker 12 It's basically the read the room.

Speaker 33 Because there are some times when you have a cool Uber driver, it's like, I want to know his story, like having a good conversation.

Speaker 17 But there's definitely some times like, specifically like when we take early flights.

Speaker 7 Like if I'm in an Uber at 6.30 in the morning.

Speaker 59 I don't want to have a conversation.

Speaker 30 I had a great conversation my way back from the airport the other week, which I appreciated.

Speaker 30 But about six months ago, I had a doozy of an Uber driver who I got into his car and he immediately starts playing me his CD

Speaker 30 of music that he made.

Speaker 30 And it was a combination. Every song was a different genre.
So he's like, this is my country song. And then he's like, this is my hip-hop song that I'm trying out.

Speaker 30 And I was just like, dude, I don't know what you basically have me hostage at this point. And I was like, so yeah, you should put these like on Spotify or whatever.

Speaker 30 He's like, yeah, I was thinking about getting in the music industry, but I flew out to LA and this dude was supposed supposed to manage me.

Speaker 30 And he brought me to his hotel room and just tried to fuck me.

Speaker 9 It was the worst Uber drive of my entire story. I don't think he'd be topped.

Speaker 29 I want to hear that guy's story.

Speaker 10 If you have a great story, I'm down.

Speaker 30 That's not a great story, though.

Speaker 10 What, what, having, having your 2B manager try to fuck you in a hotel room in LA?

Speaker 30 Well, he very, he very clearly misread the tea leaves. Some guy picked him up online.
He was like, oh, this guy's going to help my budding musical career. And then just tried to fuck him.

Speaker 27 We should find this guy.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I mean, that's wild.

Speaker 30 But his music was, was, it was so bad. All I wanted was for one song to be like halfway decent where I could pretend to really enjoy it.
It was, it was the worst.

Speaker 70 I had an Uber driver once who told me just completely unannounced, was like, hey, do you eat yellow cheese?

Speaker 75 I was like, yeah, why? He's like, don't eat yellow cheese. Only eat white cheese.
And it's something that I've thought about probably once a week, every day.

Speaker 9 A few guys. Every week for like the last three years.

Speaker 63 Uber black. You can sell it.

Speaker 31 Yeah, oh yeah, I do that. No conversation.
No confusion. Cool.

Speaker 9 Extra cool.

Speaker 54 No conversation. Yeah.

Speaker 5 but yeah, don't eat yellow cheese.

Speaker 54 That's what he told me.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 35 What's the artificial dye? Right.

Speaker 75 So white cheese only.

Speaker 70 Yeah.

Speaker 18 I think about it way too often.

Speaker 5 It has real estate in my brain.

Speaker 29 I think it's like yellow five.

Speaker 75 Every time I go to eat yellow cheese, I'm like, remember that fucking Uber driver coming from LaGuardia?

Speaker 35 So you only eat white cheese.

Speaker 30 The person who never pays for anything.

Speaker 29 Big time. That's a villain.
The person who's a child.

Speaker 67 The person who's like, oh, you owe me $7.64.

Speaker 29 Like, that doesn't need to be penny for penny. Yeah.
Just like, yeah.

Speaker 30 So they start itemizing appetizers.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 60 Yeah. Similar to that,

Speaker 75 the person who, if your work offers free dinner on Sunday nights, who texts at like 10 a.m.

Speaker 56 being like, what's for dinner, bros?

Speaker 30 And then somebody replies, hey, maybe let's get this burrito place close to the office. And they're like, can we do Chipotle instead?

Speaker 30 And it's only because they get the points for Chipotle when they order it. Yeah.
So they're trying to control everybody else's dinner based on them getting their free Chipotle points.

Speaker 3 That guy?

Speaker 41 Everyday villain.

Speaker 26 All right.

Speaker 10 How many of you have gotten food poisoning from that place that we always order? Like the...

Speaker 30 No, zero.

Speaker 10 Dude, you've had to leave recordings to go shit yourself.

Speaker 48 He has a bad stomach.

Speaker 40 He has a bad stomach.

Speaker 10 But it's everyone we order from that one place that isn't Chipotle.

Speaker 9 Right.

Speaker 44 And the points. Man, the traits.
And you get some points.

Speaker 10 The points make it easy for everybody.

Speaker 19 No, it makes it easy for you.

Speaker 61 No, it's so much easier to order because it's easy for everybody to share it.

Speaker 9 It's a shared order.

Speaker 9 No, yeah, 100% hand up.

Speaker 10 I'll take that.

Speaker 30 Also, there's a literal meme about when the Chipotle hits.

Speaker 40 yeah people shit themselves from chipotle all the time that's true yeah but it's not like sickness that's just like natural yeah that's just some people are lactose intolerant chipotle just do its work uh i also had we also had uh anyone at the dmv that's just i mean i don't even blame them they're just they're there to just be villains and then uh pft had uh homeowners association that's a great one i hate homeowners associations yeah you buy a house and they're like you can't paint your door that color there's never been a president of a homeowners homeowners association that isn't on a power trip.

Speaker 31 Yep. That's just in the line of work that they do.

Speaker 49 You need to cut your grass. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 9 You shut your non-humans.

Speaker 9 All right, non-humans. Let's go.

Speaker 29 Traffic.

Speaker 9 Traffic? Yeah. There's a good villain.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 39 That's a good pick. That's a great pick.
But like, you should have picked that one. Yeah, you should have picked that one.

Speaker 9 Traffic is an awesome text. Go.

Speaker 29 But it's a villain.

Speaker 9 Yeah, no, no, that's a great pick.

Speaker 5 We're telling you it's a good pick.

Speaker 74 Yeah, it was number one on my list.

Speaker 9 All right, what else? What'd you guys pick one?

Speaker 29 Your boss.

Speaker 25 You could swap it. No, no, no.

Speaker 39 Okay, all right. What else?

Speaker 63 Allergies.

Speaker 81 Allergies?

Speaker 9 And for me, it's an everyday villain.

Speaker 78 Yeah.

Speaker 67 Low phone battery.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 31 Everyday villain, yeah.

Speaker 67 Dirty dishes.

Speaker 30 Okay.

Speaker 30 You know, for low phone battery, I would say an iPhone charger cable that's on the Fritz, but it's not totally dead yet. We should never know if you're plugging in, if you're going to get that charge.

Speaker 30 And you start to do the thing where you unplug, replug, hope to catch it. Hate that.

Speaker 20 We should just do a Mount Rushmore things that piss you off.

Speaker 30 I think we've done that. Yeah.

Speaker 67 We also had spam phone callers.

Speaker 59 Oh, yeah. Yeah, they're back.

Speaker 67 Usually, is it from your guy's hometown area code most of the time?

Speaker 30 They spoof a number that's very close to what your phone number is. Yeah.

Speaker 67 So, yeah, we went rogue for three quarters of this.

Speaker 29 You should have gone traffic. That was all on our traffic.

Speaker 9 Such a good pick, Kink.

Speaker 27 That might have been your best pick of the Mount Rushman.

Speaker 63 Should we let him have traffic?

Speaker 9 No, I don't want it. I've got to.

Speaker 2 I think you get to trade traffic for one.

Speaker 59 You can take one out.

Speaker 75 Can't be cops.

Speaker 79 Have to keep cops in.

Speaker 5 You decide. What do you want to swap?

Speaker 65 On a power trip.

Speaker 59 Which one do you want to swap?

Speaker 9 Go ahead.

Speaker 30 All cops against Billy, ACAB.

Speaker 9 No, I want to play by the rules. No, I don't want this.

Speaker 40 Jake, it's not.

Speaker 1 We're telling you it's fine.

Speaker 9 You want to swap one out? Read your picks.

Speaker 67 Your boss, people who get up in the aisle right when the plane lands, a cop. on a good pick.
On a cop on a power trip, and politicians.

Speaker 39 I love our Mountain Rushmore trip.

Speaker 9 This is an insane thunderstorm.

Speaker 67 We would not be able to hit the pillow tonight knowing that we had an advantage.

Speaker 30 We should actually put a fourth Mountain Rushmore graphic in there that is your exact picks, except with traffic substituted for one of them. See how that does.

Speaker 9 No. Listen,

Speaker 62 we're playing losers of the season.

Speaker 37 Team is on the floor.

Speaker 67 We're like the Lions of last year. Like, not much to play for, but...

Speaker 52 No, come on.

Speaker 30 I I mean, they could have made it.

Speaker 9 We go hard as fuck. Yeah, you go hard as fuck.
Yeah. Yeah.
But people, yeah.

Speaker 52 They're entertaining.

Speaker 29 They're entertaining.

Speaker 78 Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 14 Good Mount Rushmore.

Speaker 5 Okay, that was the show.

Speaker 15 Great show, everyone.

Speaker 51 Should we do...

Speaker 20 We got some good guests coming on Wednesday. Some maybe new guests and a recurring guest for some British Open talk.

Speaker 18 Open Championship, my fault.

Speaker 30 Fuck. The Open Championship.

Speaker 5 The Open Championship.

Speaker 13 Numbers. 69.

Speaker 9 That was PFT. No, no, no.

Speaker 10 That was PFT. Check, check.

Speaker 9 That was PFT. Check that was PFT.

Speaker 10 I was looking at your face. Light travels faster than sound.

Speaker 8 That was PFT. I saw your face.
Memes is making the call.

Speaker 31 Memes says 69.

Speaker 20 Are you fucking

Speaker 30 light travels faster than sound, though?

Speaker 59 Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 10 Yeah. I saw his face.
He said numbers. I said 69.

Speaker 9 And

Speaker 61 that's just, you know.

Speaker 15 Okay, so PFT has 69. That's

Speaker 30 69.

Speaker 65 It's bullshit. I'm going to go with 88.

Speaker 13 I'm going to go with

Speaker 47 Papa Kane.

Speaker 18 17. 1.

Speaker 15 Actually, I'll go with 26.

Speaker 9 This is bullshit. 20.
I'm gonna go with 21.

Speaker 20 Memes, have you ever gotten this?

Speaker 9 No, probably not. No.
Really? No, never.

Speaker 11 But you've been on the show for a while.

Speaker 11 Yeah. Yep.

Speaker 32 That's too bad.

Speaker 16 35.

Speaker 29 35.

Speaker 44 Fourth time.

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